WEBVTT - DONKEY: Florida Man Jumps In Ocean To Avoid Arrest After GF Asked For Phone Passcode

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<v Speaker 1>The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and

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<v Speaker 1>all the Boola.

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<v Speaker 2>Why does the Sunshine States consistently produce such strange names?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if I've catched all that extracted a'm

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<v Speaker 2>whizzard legend that.

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<v Speaker 3>It is just one of the many wacky winding stories

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<v Speaker 3>out of Florida.

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<v Speaker 1>On the Breakfast Club, manh Kodak Dog You Today for

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<v Speaker 1>Thursday July eighteenth, goes to a Florida man simply known

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<v Speaker 1>as Aj. Now, what does your uncle Shalla always say

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<v Speaker 1>about the great state of Florida. The craziest people in

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<v Speaker 1>America come from the Bronx and all of Florida, and

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<v Speaker 1>today is no exception. See I saw some bodycam footage. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>there's some bodycam footage that was released that shows two

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<v Speaker 1>female Florida Fish and Wildlife Commissioned officers questioning a man

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<v Speaker 1>identified as AJ and his girlfriend on a boat somewhere

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<v Speaker 1>in the Florida Keys. It all started because the two

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<v Speaker 1>officers told the couple they were searching the area for

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<v Speaker 1>a different vessel in their jurisdiction, and lo and behold,

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<v Speaker 1>cops discovered that Aj and his girlfriend didn't have IDs

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<v Speaker 1>on them.

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<v Speaker 4>And the boat he was operating was breaking the number

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<v Speaker 4>of codes.

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<v Speaker 1>So AJ starts to get agitated and ask the officers

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<v Speaker 1>if they're just out here trying to catch people breaking

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<v Speaker 1>laws on the water.

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<v Speaker 4>The cops replied and just let AJ know. Hey, we're

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<v Speaker 4>just doing our job.

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<v Speaker 1>AJ starts to get pissed off, so one of the

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<v Speaker 1>officers asks ajsay, bruh, you got a warrn out, because

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<v Speaker 1>people only start acting like this because they've got a warrant.

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<v Speaker 1>AJ's girlfriend tells him to relax, you're freaking out. So AJ,

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<v Speaker 1>being the Florida man he is, tells the officers, so

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<v Speaker 1>what happens if I jump in the water and just

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<v Speaker 1>swim away? The officer tells AJ, I'm gonna follow you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you you're not free to leave. Then the

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<v Speaker 1>cop looks and realizes AJ does have a warrn out,

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<v Speaker 1>so AJ says, I'm going to swim home. AJ's girlfriend says, AJ,

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<v Speaker 1>I swear to God, if you jumping that water, out'll

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<v Speaker 1>be gone tomorrow. Then AJ's girlfriend did something that is

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<v Speaker 1>one of the greatest sources of anxiety for men all

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<v Speaker 1>around the world.

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<v Speaker 4>She asked for the password the AJ's phone in the

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<v Speaker 4>middle of all this.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, what happens next is insane in ninety nine percent

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<v Speaker 1>of the country, but it's just a perfectly normal Sunday

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<v Speaker 1>in Florida. Let's go to ABC News twenty five Columbia

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<v Speaker 1>for the report.

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<v Speaker 3>Please, A Florida man jumped into the ocean why to

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<v Speaker 3>avoid getting arrested for priors and more importantly, being jailed

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<v Speaker 3>permanently by giving his girlfriend his phone pass code.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh goodness now.

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<v Speaker 3>This video from the Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission shows

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<v Speaker 3>AJ's girlfriend repeatedly trying to get him to calm down

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<v Speaker 3>with his attitude, leading the officers to try and arrest

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<v Speaker 3>him for an outstanding warrant. He said he'd rather not

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<v Speaker 3>go to jail on a Sunday because he'd have to

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<v Speaker 3>spend the night. His girlfriend then pulled out his phone

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<v Speaker 3>and repeatedly asked him to unlock it, telling him she

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<v Speaker 3>can't help him unless it's unlocked.

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<v Speaker 4>So what does he do?

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<v Speaker 1>Well?

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<v Speaker 3>He grabs the phone, then feet on the edge, bend

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<v Speaker 3>at the knees, backsteps aboard, and spring He dove right

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<v Speaker 3>in the water, where he proceeded to try and swim home.

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<v Speaker 3>Cops jumped in handcuffed him and passed him off to

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<v Speaker 3>a police officer waiting.

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<v Speaker 1>On the shore. The thought of that floor to man

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<v Speaker 1>aj having to give up his pass code turn that

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<v Speaker 1>man into Michael Phelps.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I read stories like this, and all I think to

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<v Speaker 1>myself is, damn, it feels good to be a faithful

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<v Speaker 1>black man. Drop one the clues bombs for us. Faithful

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<v Speaker 1>black men, Dude, don't have those problems and don't want

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<v Speaker 1>those problems.

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<v Speaker 4>Nothing makes you feel more free.

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<v Speaker 1>Than just handing you a woman your phone with no

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<v Speaker 1>worries of guilt. You'd be like, baby, look at this

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<v Speaker 1>video and just hander your phone. Video can be a

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<v Speaker 1>whole minute, thirty seconds, sometimes even two. When you're a

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<v Speaker 1>faithful black male, you don't care. You walk out the room,

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<v Speaker 1>let her walk, let her look at it.

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<v Speaker 4>Come back.

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<v Speaker 1>If the phone locks while she's walking, when she asks you,

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<v Speaker 1>what's the pass code, you can't wait to tell her.

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<v Speaker 4>In fact, if you're really doing it right, she already

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<v Speaker 4>know your pass code.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, But if she don't, you say it loud and proud,

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<v Speaker 1>like Mike Jones used to say his phone number two

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<v Speaker 1>eight one three three zero eight zero zero fote Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>When you're a faithful blackmail, you are excited and happy

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<v Speaker 1>to share the pass word to your phone, the same

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<v Speaker 1>way those of us born in the nineteen hundreds was

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<v Speaker 1>proud and excited to share the contray code. Up up, down, down, left, right, left, right,

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<v Speaker 1>be a star, Baba, Select star, Sir, it's baba, Select

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<v Speaker 1>star Baba select star.

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<v Speaker 4>Damn, I'm still lying about my passport. Think about all

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<v Speaker 4>the sharks, stingrays, gators.

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<v Speaker 1>Nay odds that could have been in that water, and

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<v Speaker 1>he would have rather the gators eat his ass than

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<v Speaker 1>have his girlfriend catch him eating some ass that's not hers.

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<v Speaker 1>Last time I saw a man jump in the water

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<v Speaker 1>with no hesitation like that was the young brother from

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<v Speaker 1>the Montgomery Riverfront Brawl. Drop on the clothes bombs for

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<v Speaker 1>that young brothers Okay, by the way, he might not

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<v Speaker 1>have been cheating. He just didn't want his girlfriend to

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<v Speaker 1>see his web brows. In history, that alone can be

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<v Speaker 1>a red flag.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, Nope.

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<v Speaker 1>You heard him say, nobody wants to go to jail

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<v Speaker 1>on a Sunday, right because he wouldn't get out to

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<v Speaker 1>till Monday. That's very true. Nobody wants to go on

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<v Speaker 1>to jail on a Sunday. But in that moment, he

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<v Speaker 1>had to weigh his options. Spend the night in jail,

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<v Speaker 1>okay with some mentally ill person nicknamed stink Shank, or

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<v Speaker 1>give your girlfriend the four digit pen to get access

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<v Speaker 1>to your phone. That man chose swimming with gators and shocks, okay, right,

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't want option A off B.

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<v Speaker 4>He had other plans.

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<v Speaker 1>God bless, and we don't have to play a game

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<v Speaker 1>A guess what race it is, because we know black

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<v Speaker 1>men don't cheat and black men can't swim.

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<v Speaker 4>Psych psych Okay, that is a false stereotype. We came

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<v Speaker 4>out to penis swimming.

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<v Speaker 3>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been swimming since I was a sperm. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>Please give aj from Florida the biggest he hull. All right?

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<v Speaker 4>Did they break up? Oh yeah, she's gone, he said.

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<v Speaker 4>He said. They said that in the news report. Damn,

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<v Speaker 4>they so knows you.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure that was a select start in that country, car,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember no select. I think it was up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right,

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<v Speaker 1>B A start.

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<v Speaker 4>It's b A B A select start. Nah, I think

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<v Speaker 4>it was just B A start. It's b A it's

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<v Speaker 4>b A B A. I don't think it's no B

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<v Speaker 4>A B A BRO. I think it's up up, down, down,

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<v Speaker 4>left right left right, b A start. It's such as

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<v Speaker 4>definitely a select start.

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<v Speaker 1>Pages and it's Biggs two ba's, but it is two ba's.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know. Not to get thirty lives in contrayes.

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<v Speaker 4>It is what are you all talking about? Video? Country Cold?

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<v Speaker 4>It came out before something in the nineties, nineteen years

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<v Speaker 4>was you born jee ninety two? When country came out?

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<v Speaker 4>Country might have came out the late eighties.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, up there, up, up, down, down, left, right, left right,

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<v Speaker 2>it's this is not right?

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<v Speaker 4>This is that is right to say? Ain't nothing want

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<v Speaker 4>to be right when I'm right? It was up up, down, down, left,

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<v Speaker 4>right left right, b A start. I don't remember no,

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<v Speaker 4>B A B A select start. No, it's not it's

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<v Speaker 4>up up, down, down, left right left right b A start.

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<v Speaker 2>I best nobody my video game later, I can't remember

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<v Speaker 2>now now you confuse me? All right, all right, well,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you for that donkey of today, and if you're

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<v Speaker 2>on social media.

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<v Speaker 4>Please hit hit me up. I would love to know

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<v Speaker 4>the Cold.

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<v Speaker 1>To get thirty lives in the contract was up up, down, down,

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<v Speaker 1>left right left right, BA star some things you don't forget,

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<v Speaker 1>like your house phone number growing up.

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<v Speaker 4>I still remember that. You know what I'm saying, your

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<v Speaker 4>grandma phone number growing umber that in the contray Holt,

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<v Speaker 4>I remember that.

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