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Speaker 1: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and

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Speaker 1: all the Boola.

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Speaker 2: Why does the Sunshine States consistently produce such strange names?

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Speaker 2: I don't know if I've catched all that extracted a'm

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Speaker 2: whizzard legend that.

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Speaker 3: It is just one of the many wacky winding stories

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Speaker 3: out of Florida.

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Speaker 1: On the Breakfast Club, manh Kodak Dog You Today for

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Speaker 1: Thursday July eighteenth, goes to a Florida man simply known

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Speaker 1: as Aj. Now, what does your uncle Shalla always say

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Speaker 1: about the great state of Florida. The craziest people in

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Speaker 1: America come from the Bronx and all of Florida, and

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Speaker 1: today is no exception. See I saw some bodycam footage. Okay,

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Speaker 1: there's some bodycam footage that was released that shows two

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Speaker 1: female Florida Fish and Wildlife Commissioned officers questioning a man

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Speaker 1: identified as AJ and his girlfriend on a boat somewhere

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Speaker 1: in the Florida Keys. It all started because the two

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Speaker 1: officers told the couple they were searching the area for

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Speaker 1: a different vessel in their jurisdiction, and lo and behold,

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Speaker 1: cops discovered that Aj and his girlfriend didn't have IDs

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Speaker 1: on them.

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Speaker 4: And the boat he was operating was breaking the number

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Speaker 4: of codes.

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Speaker 1: So AJ starts to get agitated and ask the officers

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Speaker 1: if they're just out here trying to catch people breaking

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Speaker 1: laws on the water.

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Speaker 4: The cops replied and just let AJ know. Hey, we're

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Speaker 4: just doing our job.

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Speaker 1: AJ starts to get pissed off, so one of the

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Speaker 1: officers asks ajsay, bruh, you got a warrn out, because

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Speaker 1: people only start acting like this because they've got a warrant.

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Speaker 1: AJ's girlfriend tells him to relax, you're freaking out. So AJ,

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Speaker 1: being the Florida man he is, tells the officers, so

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Speaker 1: what happens if I jump in the water and just

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Speaker 1: swim away? The officer tells AJ, I'm gonna follow you.

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you you're not free to leave. Then the

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Speaker 1: cop looks and realizes AJ does have a warrn out,

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Speaker 1: so AJ says, I'm going to swim home. AJ's girlfriend says, AJ,

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Speaker 1: I swear to God, if you jumping that water, out'll

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Speaker 1: be gone tomorrow. Then AJ's girlfriend did something that is

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Speaker 1: one of the greatest sources of anxiety for men all

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Speaker 1: around the world.

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Speaker 4: She asked for the password the AJ's phone in the

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Speaker 4: middle of all this.

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Speaker 1: Yes, what happens next is insane in ninety nine percent

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Speaker 1: of the country, but it's just a perfectly normal Sunday

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Speaker 1: in Florida. Let's go to ABC News twenty five Columbia

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Speaker 1: for the report.

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Speaker 3: Please, A Florida man jumped into the ocean why to

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Speaker 3: avoid getting arrested for priors and more importantly, being jailed

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Speaker 3: permanently by giving his girlfriend his phone pass code.

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Speaker 4: Oh goodness now.

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Speaker 3: This video from the Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission shows

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Speaker 3: AJ's girlfriend repeatedly trying to get him to calm down

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Speaker 3: with his attitude, leading the officers to try and arrest

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Speaker 3: him for an outstanding warrant. He said he'd rather not

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Speaker 3: go to jail on a Sunday because he'd have to

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Speaker 3: spend the night. His girlfriend then pulled out his phone

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Speaker 3: and repeatedly asked him to unlock it, telling him she

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Speaker 3: can't help him unless it's unlocked.

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Speaker 4: So what does he do?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 3: He grabs the phone, then feet on the edge, bend

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Speaker 3: at the knees, backsteps aboard, and spring He dove right

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Speaker 3: in the water, where he proceeded to try and swim home.

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Speaker 3: Cops jumped in handcuffed him and passed him off to

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Speaker 1: On the shore. The thought of that floor to man

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Speaker 1: aj having to give up his pass code turn that

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Speaker 1: man into Michael Phelps.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 1: I read stories like this, and all I think to

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Speaker 1: myself is, damn, it feels good to be a faithful

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Speaker 1: black man. Drop one the clues bombs for us. Faithful

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Speaker 1: black men, Dude, don't have those problems and don't want

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Speaker 1: those problems.

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Speaker 4: Nothing makes you feel more free.

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Speaker 1: Than just handing you a woman your phone with no

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Speaker 1: worries of guilt. You'd be like, baby, look at this

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Speaker 1: video and just hander your phone. Video can be a

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Speaker 1: whole minute, thirty seconds, sometimes even two. When you're a

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Speaker 1: faithful black male, you don't care. You walk out the room,

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Speaker 1: let her walk, let her look at it.

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Speaker 4: Come back.

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Speaker 1: If the phone locks while she's walking, when she asks you,

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Speaker 1: what's the pass code, you can't wait to tell her.

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Speaker 4: In fact, if you're really doing it right, she already

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Speaker 4: know your pass code.

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Speaker 1: Okay, But if she don't, you say it loud and proud,

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Speaker 1: like Mike Jones used to say his phone number two

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Speaker 1: eight one three three zero eight zero zero fote Okay,

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Speaker 1: When you're a faithful blackmail, you are excited and happy

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Speaker 1: to share the pass word to your phone, the same

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Speaker 1: way those of us born in the nineteen hundreds was

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Speaker 1: proud and excited to share the contray code. Up up, down, down, left, right, left, right,

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Speaker 1: be a star, Baba, Select star, Sir, it's baba, Select

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Speaker 1: star Baba select star.

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Speaker 4: Damn, I'm still lying about my passport. Think about all

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Speaker 4: the sharks, stingrays, gators.

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Speaker 1: Nay odds that could have been in that water, and

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Speaker 1: he would have rather the gators eat his ass than

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Speaker 1: have his girlfriend catch him eating some ass that's not hers.

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Speaker 1: Last time I saw a man jump in the water

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Speaker 1: with no hesitation like that was the young brother from

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Speaker 1: the Montgomery Riverfront Brawl. Drop on the clothes bombs for

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Speaker 1: that young brothers Okay, by the way, he might not

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Speaker 1: have been cheating. He just didn't want his girlfriend to

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Speaker 1: see his web brows. In history, that alone can be

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Speaker 1: a red flag.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Nope.

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Speaker 1: You heard him say, nobody wants to go to jail

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Speaker 1: on a Sunday, right because he wouldn't get out to

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Speaker 1: till Monday. That's very true. Nobody wants to go on

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Speaker 1: to jail on a Sunday. But in that moment, he

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Speaker 1: had to weigh his options. Spend the night in jail,

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Speaker 1: okay with some mentally ill person nicknamed stink Shank, or

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Speaker 1: give your girlfriend the four digit pen to get access

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Speaker 1: to your phone. That man chose swimming with gators and shocks, okay, right,

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Speaker 1: he didn't want option A off B.

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Speaker 4: He had other plans.

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Speaker 1: God bless, and we don't have to play a game

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Speaker 1: A guess what race it is, because we know black

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Speaker 1: men don't cheat and black men can't swim.

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Speaker 4: Psych psych Okay, that is a false stereotype. We came

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Speaker 4: out to penis swimming.

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Speaker 3: All right.

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Speaker 1: I've been swimming since I was a sperm. All right,

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Speaker 1: Please give aj from Florida the biggest he hull. All right?

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Speaker 4: Did they break up? Oh yeah, she's gone, he said.

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Speaker 4: He said. They said that in the news report. Damn,

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Speaker 4: they so knows you.

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Speaker 1: Sure that was a select start in that country, car,

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Speaker 1: I don't remember no select. I think it was up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right,

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Speaker 1: B A start.

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Speaker 4: It's b A B A select start. Nah, I think

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Speaker 4: it was just B A start. It's b A it's

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Speaker 4: b A B A. I don't think it's no B

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Speaker 4: A B A BRO. I think it's up up, down, down,

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Speaker 4: left right left right, b A start. It's such as

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Speaker 4: definitely a select start.

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Speaker 1: Pages and it's Biggs two ba's, but it is two ba's.

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Speaker 4: I don't know. Not to get thirty lives in contrayes.

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Speaker 4: It is what are you all talking about? Video? Country Cold?

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Speaker 4: It came out before something in the nineties, nineteen years

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Speaker 4: was you born jee ninety two? When country came out?

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Speaker 4: Country might have came out the late eighties.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, up there, up, up, down, down, left, right, left right,

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Speaker 2: it's this is not right?

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Speaker 4: This is that is right to say? Ain't nothing want

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Speaker 4: to be right when I'm right? It was up up, down, down, left,

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Speaker 4: right left right, b A start. I don't remember no,

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Speaker 4: B A B A select start. No, it's not it's

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Speaker 4: up up, down, down, left right left right b A start.

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Speaker 2: I best nobody my video game later, I can't remember

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Speaker 2: now now you confuse me? All right, all right, well,

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Speaker 2: thank you for that donkey of today, and if you're

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Speaker 2: on social media.

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Speaker 4: Please hit hit me up. I would love to know

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Speaker 4: the Cold.

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Speaker 1: To get thirty lives in the contract was up up, down, down,

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Speaker 1: left right left right, BA star some things you don't forget,

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Speaker 1: like your house phone number growing up.

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Speaker 4: I still remember that. You know what I'm saying, your

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Speaker 4: grandma phone number growing umber that in the contray Holt,

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Speaker 4: I remember that.

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