WEBVTT - Don't Put Me On Hold

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<v Speaker 1>Elvie Duran in the Morning show.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's one of our world famous phone pranks, Elvis Duran,

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis durand phone tap. All right, I got the email here,

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<v Speaker 2>Dear Elvis, my husband Donald and I have been fighting

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<v Speaker 2>with a car dealership that leased us our truck. No

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<v Speaker 2>one ever returns our calls, but they keep sending us

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<v Speaker 2>bills and it's driving us batty. I think it would

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<v Speaker 2>make a great phone tap if you were to call

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<v Speaker 2>my husband from the car dealership wondering why he usedn't

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<v Speaker 2>paid the bill. Well, my husband is very upset and

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<v Speaker 2>he will go off. Thank you very much. This comes

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<v Speaker 2>to us from Anne Marie, the loving wife of Donald

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<v Speaker 2>who Greg t is phone tapping.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, today's phone tap. Let's listen it.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Hey, how you doing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking for Don Puppolino.

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<v Speaker 3>Donald, but yeah, this is him.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, this is Steve Skulk from US.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah good.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm glad you guys get back to me finally.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you listening. I'm like sixty days past through with

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<v Speaker 4>you guys, because I've been trying to get you guys

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<v Speaker 4>to talk to me about all these charges on my bill.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, can you hold on one second, please, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>A hold on, Jilly?

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<v Speaker 3>Really okay?

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<v Speaker 4>Can you not put me on hold? I just want

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<v Speaker 4>to take care of this. I don't have all days.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, listen to music?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>You guys charge me almost one hundred bucks in incidentals.

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<v Speaker 4>What are incidentals? Do you want to explain that to me?

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<v Speaker 6>I have here, I have a quote, you have one

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<v Speaker 6>missing passenger floormat, a floor mat.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even remember using a floormat.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 1>You put your feet on it on the format?

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you, thank you?

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<v Speaker 4>Can you condescend to me a little bit more?

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<v Speaker 5>Look?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what?

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<v Speaker 5>Can you hold on?

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<v Speaker 1>I want to find out exactly how.

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<v Speaker 5>I want to hold on? You mean, oh Jesus right?

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<v Speaker 3>Hurt this guy?

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<v Speaker 5>You know?

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<v Speaker 4>And I'll put the Can you not put me on hold?

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<v Speaker 4>I just want to take care of this. I don't

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<v Speaker 4>have all days sitting. Yes, I listen to music okay,

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<v Speaker 4>And I'm not the typical maw and you deal with Okay?

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<v Speaker 4>What's I want to I want all these charges reduced.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not eliminated because there's a bunch of crep a

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<v Speaker 4>floor mat. You're going How much are you gonn charge

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<v Speaker 4>you for a.

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<v Speaker 1>Floor mat, it's only forty five dollars.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh really, it's only forty five dollars.

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<v Speaker 4>Is that?

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<v Speaker 5>Is that all it is?

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<v Speaker 1>You know? Actually, let me go check on that.

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<v Speaker 3>Hold on, don't go check?

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<v Speaker 5>No, No, he's talking.

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<v Speaker 3>What a good? What a good?

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<v Speaker 5>What? Disy checking with? This guy keeps on putting me

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<v Speaker 5>hold every like two.

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<v Speaker 3>Minutes, not even two minutes. I would have I would

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<v Speaker 3>love to have two minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, mister, not put me on hold?

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<v Speaker 5>All right, okay, okay, I want to resolve this.

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<v Speaker 4>Can you probably on the on the phone line with

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<v Speaker 4>the person you're checking with, because I really don't want

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<v Speaker 4>to be kept on being put on hold.

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<v Speaker 3>You know why what you know what?

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<v Speaker 1>You keep on yelling at me? Could you please hold

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<v Speaker 1>on for a second.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I'll come down. Please don't put me on hold?

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<v Speaker 5>You really are you? I swear to God I said

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<v Speaker 5>that the last time I leased start God, I'm.

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<v Speaker 3>Gonna walk from now on. Peters Christ Oh, well it changed, muss.

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<v Speaker 3>I think they're changing news. It's somehow worse.

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<v Speaker 1>Mister Popolino.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, okay, first of all, don't you quit me on hold?

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<v Speaker 4>But I'm trying to solve it.

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<v Speaker 5>I say, you guys are wasteing my.

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<v Speaker 3>Time right now.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, hey, listen, I'm doing the best job I possibly can.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm trying to locate your bill and understand exactly what

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<v Speaker 6>we're billing you for.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh really, it's interesting because you keep up trying to

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<v Speaker 5>locate my bill. You always have some answer for the

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<v Speaker 5>charges I give you. What do you where's the bill? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you bear with me one second? My coffee just finished.

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<v Speaker 5>I am going to go down there, and.

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<v Speaker 3>My god, what is this? Where is this music?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>Don't you love a nice cup of coffee, mister Popolino?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I would love a cup of coffee, good cup.

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<v Speaker 1>Of coffee this early in the morning.

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<v Speaker 6>So anyway, you know, I mean, I can cut you

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<v Speaker 6>a deal here around six sixty one if you're can

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<v Speaker 6>assure me you're gonna pay.

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<v Speaker 5>The bill sixtixty one years a deal right now? Charge

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<v Speaker 5>me three hundred.

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<v Speaker 4>You know we always one.

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<v Speaker 5>Dollars over what I agreed to pay.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, can you hold on? Please?

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<v Speaker 5>No, I can't see.

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<v Speaker 3>They've been playing down from my eighty sixcoms.

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<v Speaker 4>They're playing what's the kid with that?

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<v Speaker 3>What's the show with the Little Black kids?

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<v Speaker 4>In the eighties?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that was just. That was my wife I talked

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<v Speaker 1>about here.

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<v Speaker 5>We're pretty dude. I won't take care of these deals.

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<v Speaker 5>I'll pay you two hundred bucks, but I'm not gonna

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<v Speaker 5>pay incident toes or horizontal toes or perpendiculars. I never want. No,

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<v Speaker 5>don't hold on, please don't. I swear it no with me?

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<v Speaker 5>See all right, mister pop horstage. I think it's with

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<v Speaker 5>me to play with me. You haven't hear that. I

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<v Speaker 5>know it's just making a day. But don't put me.

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<v Speaker 5>I swear to God I will go down there and

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<v Speaker 5>run you a because.

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<v Speaker 6>Mister, this is Greg t from Elvis Durant in the

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<v Speaker 6>Morning Show. You, my friend, have just been phone tabbed.

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<v Speaker 6>Don't be angry. Your wife got us do this.

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<v Speaker 3>Of course she did. Of course you did. Of course

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<v Speaker 3>she did.

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<v Speaker 6>She told us how it makes you so upset when

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<v Speaker 6>you get put on hold, and I agree with you.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate being put on hold?

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<v Speaker 3>What upset?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not upset right now.

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<v Speaker 4>I just I just had a heart attext three times

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<v Speaker 4>in a while listening to you guys.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, okay, okay, please hold.

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<v Speaker 2>Great fan had a pretty good phone tap today.

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<v Speaker 1>That was clever. Phone table was pre recorded with permission

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<v Speaker 1>granted by.

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<v Speaker 2>All Elvi's Duran phone tab were Elvis Duran in the

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