1 00:00:01,120 --> 00:00:04,800 Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. Time for your dirty little secret. Remember, 2 00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:06,120 Speaker 1: if you have a dirty little secret, all you have 3 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:08,000 Speaker 1: to do is text us four one O six one 4 00:00:08,119 --> 00:00:09,520 Speaker 1: tell us you have one, and then we'll hit you 5 00:00:09,560 --> 00:00:10,880 Speaker 1: back and go, hey, you want to tell it on 6 00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:13,720 Speaker 1: the radios. And then you'll be like, yeah, I do, 7 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:15,360 Speaker 1: but I don't want people to know my real name. 8 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:17,440 Speaker 1: And then we'll be like, that's cool, dude. We'll give 9 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:19,600 Speaker 1: you a fake nickname so you could say whatever you want. 10 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:21,880 Speaker 1: That's why I already stays anonymous, and everybody gets a 11 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:25,239 Speaker 1: fake anonymous nickname. And on the phone right now to 12 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:29,160 Speaker 1: tell us a dirty little secret is the purple teletubby? Oh, 13 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:34,559 Speaker 1: purple teletubby, how are you that show? I'm good. I 14 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:36,920 Speaker 1: could use that little smile things, because my dirty little 15 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:40,680 Speaker 1: secret's a little frustrating, really a little frustrating. Why is 16 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:43,360 Speaker 1: it frustrating? Well, I'm kind of frustrated, I mean, but 17 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:46,000 Speaker 1: I'm also kind of excited, and I'm nervous, and I'm scared. 18 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:48,480 Speaker 1: It's just in the big day, you know, today's today. 19 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:50,640 Speaker 1: Wait today they Yeah, a lot going on with your 20 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:53,960 Speaker 1: dear little secret. There. Frustrated, nervous, excited, Yeah, it sounds 21 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:56,560 Speaker 1: like mal emotions. Yeah, what's going on, buddy? What's the day? 22 00:00:56,920 --> 00:01:00,240 Speaker 1: I am? I am on ball little emotions. I'm making 23 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:05,759 Speaker 1: up with my girlfriend today. Oh oh why, Yeah, that's 24 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:08,320 Speaker 1: the problem. I feel bad. It's just like we're not 25 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:11,839 Speaker 1: compatible anymore. Like it's just a kind of grizzled out. Wow. 26 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:13,680 Speaker 1: Do you think Do you think she has any idea 27 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:16,600 Speaker 1: that it's coming? No? I don't think. So that's why 28 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:19,920 Speaker 1: I'm so nervous. Do you guys live together or how 29 00:01:19,959 --> 00:01:23,479 Speaker 1: long have you guys been together? Actually about a year 30 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:25,080 Speaker 1: and a half. Okay, and you said no, you don't 31 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:27,560 Speaker 1: live together, so that makes it easier. Yeah, she's not. 32 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:31,200 Speaker 1: Probably she was planning to move in, and that's kind 33 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:34,479 Speaker 1: of the problem before. Well, good for you for cutting 34 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:36,000 Speaker 1: it off before it got further. And then you have 35 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:37,360 Speaker 1: to do it later when you already know. Do you 36 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:39,760 Speaker 1: know what it would suck? What if she's planning to 37 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:43,480 Speaker 1: propose today? Sure, she calls in with a dirty little 38 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:45,640 Speaker 1: secret later and she's like, I'm proposing to my boyfriend 39 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:48,160 Speaker 1: and later today it's not really Uh, I mean that's 40 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:51,960 Speaker 1: that's kind of a sweet secret. Yeah, so you're breaking 41 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:54,760 Speaker 1: up with your girlfriend today? She has no Are you 42 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:56,280 Speaker 1: sure she has no idea? Because most of time you 43 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:58,120 Speaker 1: think the relationship has got to a point where both 44 00:01:58,120 --> 00:02:00,680 Speaker 1: people kind of know that somebody he could break up 45 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:03,440 Speaker 1: at any moment. Yeah. Um, but you don't feel like 46 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:07,000 Speaker 1: it's there. It's gonna be she's gonna be completely shocked. No, 47 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:09,040 Speaker 1: that's the problem. Like a month ago, she's the one 48 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:11,760 Speaker 1: to suggest it moving in and so like she's totally 49 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:15,600 Speaker 1: on board with this, and you know, I know I'm not. Wow, Well, 50 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:18,880 Speaker 1: good luck. Yeah, I wish you the best. I've been 51 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,720 Speaker 1: playing it over in your head over and over again, 52 00:02:21,919 --> 00:02:23,880 Speaker 1: trying to figure you know, the speech that you're gonna 53 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:26,720 Speaker 1: give her, or what you're gonna say. Oh yeah, I 54 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:28,920 Speaker 1: mean I've gone over it my head time and time again. 55 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:31,280 Speaker 1: I know what I want to say. It's just hard 56 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:33,639 Speaker 1: to actually say, you know. Yeah, Well, can you give 57 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:35,240 Speaker 1: us a taste. We'll let you do a dry run 58 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:38,799 Speaker 1: through right now. You want to practice on Alex, No, No, 59 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:41,120 Speaker 1: don't do it. I want to hear it. I want 60 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:42,840 Speaker 1: to hear it. It'll help you, It'll help you run 61 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:44,600 Speaker 1: through it one time. So okay, all right, give me 62 00:02:44,639 --> 00:02:47,960 Speaker 1: your best shot. I just don't Okay, it's already bad. 63 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:53,400 Speaker 1: It's already it's bad. I know. But I mean, you 64 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:55,920 Speaker 1: didn't even say hey, Like you weren't even soft at all. 65 00:02:55,919 --> 00:02:59,040 Speaker 1: It's like, Alex, we need to talk. Ye, hey babe, Hey, 66 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:00,720 Speaker 1: sit down for a sec. I can't you know, none 67 00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:02,800 Speaker 1: of that can Maybe maybe you should start it like that. 68 00:03:02,919 --> 00:03:05,600 Speaker 1: See this is good that you're running through it now. No. 69 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:07,280 Speaker 1: But I talk to her friend and he said, don't 70 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:09,440 Speaker 1: call her babe. He's like, don't say any pet names, 71 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:11,560 Speaker 1: don't say anything, just get to it, like ripping off. 72 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:13,960 Speaker 1: That's a bad friend. It is ripping off a band aid. 73 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,720 Speaker 1: You don't need to call her babe. That's true. Actually, 74 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:18,120 Speaker 1: don't do that. No, No, just call her by her 75 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:20,040 Speaker 1: first name. We won't ask what it is. It's a 76 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:22,440 Speaker 1: little secret. So she's like, if her name's like Claire, 77 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:25,040 Speaker 1: but like hey Claire, yeah, and then she'll know what's 78 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:27,000 Speaker 1: up already. And she's like, oh, he's breaking up with me, 79 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:31,360 Speaker 1: So I really should say hey, Claire. We should talk 80 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:33,280 Speaker 1: like it before I say it. I mean, no, I 81 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:35,680 Speaker 1: don't say her name, say her name, you know, if 82 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:37,200 Speaker 1: her name is not Claire. No, I'm not going to 83 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:40,240 Speaker 1: say her real name because I know I'm saying, when 84 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:42,520 Speaker 1: you talk to her, I'm saying her real name is 85 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:44,520 Speaker 1: I'm saying, when you talk to her, say her real name, 86 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:49,080 Speaker 1: don't say Claire. Yes, you're I know. I was just 87 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:54,160 Speaker 1: making a joke. For the example. If I call her Claire, 88 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:57,760 Speaker 1: maybe she'll think I'm dating somebody else, and that is 89 00:03:57,760 --> 00:03:59,360 Speaker 1: what you can do. But yes, call her by her name. 90 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:03,040 Speaker 1: So give us a taste of it real quick. Okay, Hey, 91 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:06,640 Speaker 1: I don't think this is working out, and I think 92 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:10,360 Speaker 1: we should maybe take a break. Nope, Nope, that wasn't good. 93 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:12,520 Speaker 1: You can't say take a break because we're not planning 94 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:16,000 Speaker 1: on getting back with her. So I am just not 95 00:04:16,080 --> 00:04:17,760 Speaker 1: in love with you anymore and I'm not feeling it, 96 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:19,320 Speaker 1: and I just think that it would be best for 97 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:21,400 Speaker 1: both of us to move on before it gets any 98 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:24,240 Speaker 1: further and waste people's time. So I mean, I'll always 99 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:26,200 Speaker 1: you know, adore you and love you, and I hope 100 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:28,040 Speaker 1: you're the best. You'll always have a special place in 101 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:30,760 Speaker 1: my heart. But so just repeat that and you should 102 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:34,040 Speaker 1: be good. Yep, I'm writing it down and that doesn't work. 103 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:35,800 Speaker 1: Just tell her you started dating someone named Claire.