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Speaker 3: I've been playing a lot of a video game called Pocopia.

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Speaker 3: into the podcast. Today's guest is wonderful. It's Caitlin Riley. Caitlin,

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much for having me. How are you?

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Speaker 2: I'm so good just watching you work, beautiful and fascinating.

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Speaker 3: Thank you so much. Our Dick Clark, I am, I'm

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Speaker 3: And he seems like a genuinely nice person. Yeah, doesn't

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Speaker 2: And let's not forget Hudson Williams. Let's not forget Hutson Williams. Girl,

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Speaker 2: he does a great job. He was incredible, called them

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Speaker 2: You know that's the big question? Can they act? I

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Speaker 2: She will be unnamed. She will be unnamed.

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Speaker 3: You're not her publicist, you're her friends.

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean, look, speaking of shocking things and people

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Speaker 2: To thank you so much. I was looking forward to

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Speaker 2: Which I love. I love that title and I love

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Speaker 3: Oh, are you a little jealous of all the things.

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Speaker 3: So you did bring a gift.

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Speaker 2: I did bring a gift. I did.

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Speaker 3: I did notice you. You know, you should have really late.

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Speaker 3: That was rude. And then I saw you holding a

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Speaker 2: But I haven't said anything offensive.

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Speaker 3: No, nothing offensive okay yet not yet.

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Speaker 2: Thank God. We're not having wine.

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Speaker 3: It's wine o'clock. Well, we get into the gift here.

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Speaker 2: I think that we should. It's not wrapped.

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Speaker 3: I think maybe that's wrapped. Okay, Okay, I would say

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Speaker 3: it's beautifully wrapped. It's in kind of this gorgeous white sweater.

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Speaker 2: It's in this gorgeous white sweater that I picked up

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Speaker 3: Okay, of course this is a gift sweater.

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Speaker 2: Then you unwrap it.

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Speaker 3: Let me unwrap this, okay, okay, let's see if we

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Speaker 2: Oh what could it be? It's erotic terror? Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: This is I've I've said this before. This is an

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Speaker 2: And that is how I felt coming here, is that this.

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Speaker 2: An erotic Manisphere podcast where there are no Russians in

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Speaker 3: There are a few rules and that's kind of what

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Speaker 2: Because I know you really, really well, I've known you

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Speaker 3: Is that true?

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Speaker 3: decided at some point that's bad life actually.

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00:20:43,119 --> 00:20:46,119
Speaker 2: Or maybe just like a tarot store that was like

442
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:49,160
Speaker 2: you should come in and just buy a bunch of decks, fhear, friends,

443
00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:53,560
Speaker 2: because that's the rule. So I feel like every house

444
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:56,040
Speaker 2: should have a tarot deck and it should be gifted.

445
00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:57,639
Speaker 3: I think that's nice.

446
00:20:57,720 --> 00:21:00,560
Speaker 2: And I saw that and I thought it was really beautiful,

447
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,600
Speaker 2: and I was like, because I've known you.

448
00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:05,080
Speaker 3: Four years a decade at this, pat, Yeah.

449
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:07,159
Speaker 2: Our parents are each other's parents, and our friends are

450
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:08,000
Speaker 2: each other's friends.

451
00:21:08,119 --> 00:21:11,080
Speaker 3: And right, our parents are each other's parents. Everyone knows that.

452
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,000
Speaker 2: Everyone knows that whatever that means.

453
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,880
Speaker 3: We know exactly what that means. Of course, I don't

454
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:16,960
Speaker 3: even need to think about.

455
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:20,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, you're you're my bridger and I'm your right.

456
00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:22,480
Speaker 2: I mean, we've just been doing this for so long.

457
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:25,080
Speaker 3: Very close, very close, and you've given me so many

458
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:25,800
Speaker 3: things over the years.

459
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:29,479
Speaker 2: I have side of what's your favorite thing I've given you?

460
00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:30,359
Speaker 3: Well, it was the bike.

461
00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:32,040
Speaker 2: The bike.

462
00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:33,240
Speaker 3: You remember the bike?

463
00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:36,440
Speaker 2: The bike, Yes, the baby blue bike.

464
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:38,000
Speaker 3: It's in the parking lot right now.

465
00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:39,440
Speaker 2: Oh you're still using.

466
00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:43,560
Speaker 3: I wrote it to Burbank from where Highland Park. And

467
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:46,240
Speaker 3: that is a ride, right And look, not a drop

468
00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:46,840
Speaker 3: of sweat on.

469
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:48,840
Speaker 2: Me, not a drop because it's glides.

470
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,720
Speaker 3: Because it glides, and I've been riding it for years.

471
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,200
Speaker 3: So you know, I'm glad.

472
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:55,120
Speaker 2: I'm so glad. That makes me. I'm so glad.

473
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:58,040
Speaker 3: I know you're a good gift giver. I have wondered

474
00:21:58,119 --> 00:22:01,680
Speaker 3: when will you bring erotic element into gifting?

475
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:06,280
Speaker 2: Should you pull a card? Of course? Okay, let's see here.

476
00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:11,040
Speaker 3: Do are you familiar with what each card means?

477
00:22:12,119 --> 00:22:15,840
Speaker 2: Sort of? But also, my house guest did like an

478
00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:17,720
Speaker 2: hour long taro reading on me last night.

479
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:18,640
Speaker 3: Wow.

480
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:21,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's kind of just like something is energetically happening

481
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:24,359
Speaker 2: within me right now. But I think in there is

482
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:28,200
Speaker 2: probably a little booklet that'll help us along, that'll help

483
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:29,200
Speaker 2: us along I want.

484
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:32,240
Speaker 3: To read the back it says, be guided by your desire. Okay,

485
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:35,720
Speaker 3: way ahead of you. Deepen your personal Tarot journey with

486
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:40,119
Speaker 3: a focus on love and pleasure, pleasure. This fully illustrated

487
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:43,840
Speaker 3: seventy eight card tarot deck comes with an extensive booklet

488
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:46,200
Speaker 3: guiding you through ways of reading the cards to help

489
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:51,480
Speaker 3: you explore intimate possibilities unlock your erotic potential. I'm finally

490
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:53,760
Speaker 3: ready to unlock my erotic potential.

491
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:57,119
Speaker 2: Yeah. I just think it's so you. It really is

492
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:58,240
Speaker 2: so you.

493
00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:02,720
Speaker 3: You know, of course, of course, Okay, let's oh, I

494
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:03,600
Speaker 3: like how that sounds.

495
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:05,320
Speaker 2: It's nice. It's like an Apple box.

496
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:06,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a.

497
00:23:06,359 --> 00:23:08,720
Speaker 2: Box that you would get from the Apple store.

498
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:11,600
Speaker 3: Not an apple designed in Coopertino. Ye.

499
00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:13,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah right, this could.

500
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:17,200
Speaker 3: Be an Apple product. Okay, look at how sixy? Wow

501
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:20,040
Speaker 3: that's a very sixy? What is this going to lead to?

502
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:24,480
Speaker 2: This? H The podcast is getting steamy? Should I Should

503
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:25,600
Speaker 2: I shuffle the cards? Yeah?

504
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:29,080
Speaker 3: Shuffle? Let's see, Yeah, because I'm gonna pull it for you.

505
00:23:29,119 --> 00:23:30,040
Speaker 3: So you need to shuffle it.

506
00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:31,920
Speaker 2: You need You're going to be for you?

507
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:35,040
Speaker 3: Oh okay, so you so I should shuffle right? So

508
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:36,600
Speaker 3: I can imbue it with my energy.

509
00:23:37,359 --> 00:23:38,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, it feels right.

510
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:40,560
Speaker 3: I don't know why I'm telling you.

511
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:43,879
Speaker 2: That's no. I'm going to pull for you. You shuffle

512
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:45,800
Speaker 2: and I'm going to pull for you. Those are the rules.

513
00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:48,760
Speaker 3: And I mean, I think what the trouble I'm having

514
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:52,280
Speaker 3: right now is when the person pulls for so you

515
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:55,000
Speaker 3: pull for me, that means the card will be about me.

516
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:55,680
Speaker 2: Huh.

517
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:57,600
Speaker 3: Okay, so I need to touch the cards right now

518
00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:58,640
Speaker 3: and then when I pull for you.

519
00:23:58,720 --> 00:23:59,640
Speaker 2: But i'm the interpreter.

520
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:03,120
Speaker 3: Right when it's your turn to get your taro red,

521
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,840
Speaker 3: you'll you will touch the car, sure, and then I

522
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:06,800
Speaker 3: will pull for you.

523
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:08,760
Speaker 2: Or we can also just do whatever the fun we want.

524
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:11,560
Speaker 3: No, no, this is serious. This is erotic.

525
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:14,960
Speaker 2: This is serious. This is erotic.

526
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:19,000
Speaker 3: This is going to lead to me unlocking my potential.

527
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:23,080
Speaker 3: And I'm not going to screw around. Okay, I did

528
00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:28,000
Speaker 3: a I can't shove a car. I'm no dealer. Okay,

529
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:31,440
Speaker 3: so there we go. And okay, so.

530
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:35,760
Speaker 2: Now so now you pull. Okay, so now energetically pick

531
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:37,080
Speaker 2: a card. Okay, here we go.

532
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:40,680
Speaker 3: So now I flipped you flip it. We're so mad

533
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:41,080
Speaker 3: about this.

534
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:48,080
Speaker 2: So this is the three of candles. Okay, that's erotic. Okay,

535
00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:49,040
Speaker 2: what is the three of candles?

536
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:50,760
Speaker 3: Okay? Look at that? Let me see that car.

537
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:54,480
Speaker 2: Look look at this card. Okay, three of candles.

538
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:56,520
Speaker 3: I will say, it's a you know, it's like a

539
00:24:56,560 --> 00:25:01,720
Speaker 3: red candelabra with some pink melting candles of candles. I

540
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:03,320
Speaker 3: don't think I've ever seen a three of candles in

541
00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:04,600
Speaker 3: another deck. So are they like?

542
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:07,280
Speaker 2: These are kind of like each deck is sort of

543
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:13,359
Speaker 2: like it's jelly beans beans and the four of gumdocs.

544
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:15,760
Speaker 2: You know, they're kind of I think candles is maybe

545
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:19,960
Speaker 2: swords swords, right, yeah, okay, three of candles Okay, so

546
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:23,240
Speaker 2: the candles which is actually supposed to be wands in

547
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:24,200
Speaker 2: a classic terrale.

548
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:24,760
Speaker 3: Oh okay.

549
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:29,520
Speaker 2: Spontaneity okay, fast action, fast action, that's erotic.

550
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:33,280
Speaker 3: Passion, passion, okay, power power.

551
00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:42,639
Speaker 2: Oh, adrenaline, oh life force, creative fuel and urges inspired work,

552
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:48,560
Speaker 2: stroke of genius. And this is the three of candles.

553
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:54,000
Speaker 2: Stay determined to remain adventurous. Take your ideas for a walk.

554
00:25:54,880 --> 00:26:01,760
Speaker 2: Take your ideas for a walk, seek outside influences. A

555
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:05,120
Speaker 2: third component may further ignite.

556
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:10,800
Speaker 3: Oh in right, go on a walk and find a third.

557
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:14,440
Speaker 2: And then there's a little a subcomment. Don't be nonchalant

558
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:20,040
Speaker 2: about any collaborations proposed to you. Make sure all parties

559
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:27,240
Speaker 2: are comfortable going forward. What am I.

560
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:29,600
Speaker 3: Supposed to do with that information? And also what does

561
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:31,880
Speaker 3: that leave for the rest of the cards? I feel

562
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:34,439
Speaker 3: like it covered every corner of the erotic world.

563
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:37,639
Speaker 2: Right, it's more erotic than that, right?

564
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:40,840
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, let's have you imbue the cards with your energy.

565
00:26:41,119 --> 00:26:44,879
Speaker 3: Pull for you or you pull for again. My apologies

566
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:49,880
Speaker 3: to the new age community. Crystal shop owners are mad,

567
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:50,960
Speaker 3: but you know.

568
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 2: This is really impossible to shuffle.

569
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:56,320
Speaker 3: They're very difficult. Anytime I have to I'm in charge

570
00:26:56,359 --> 00:26:58,240
Speaker 3: of shuffling cards, I embarrass myself.

571
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:02,679
Speaker 2: I feel again, this is awful math class. Yeah, I

572
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:05,359
Speaker 2: was bad at math in school. I was diagnosed with ADHD.

573
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:06,800
Speaker 3: Did they make you do cards?

574
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:09,440
Speaker 2: No, they just gave me like extensive testing and then

575
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:13,800
Speaker 2: started talking to me like I couldn't hear. So that

576
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:17,439
Speaker 2: was my high school experience. Caitlin, are you doing okay?

577
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:21,360
Speaker 2: This is the lesson making sense to you? Yep. I'm

578
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:25,800
Speaker 2: sexually active and I smoke clothes cigarettes. I'm doing good anyway,

579
00:27:26,119 --> 00:27:27,560
Speaker 2: Just me trauma dumping on you.

580
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:34,200
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, I had give it and then you

581
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:37,080
Speaker 3: I think I'm supposed to be like bop bop bop.

582
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:40,000
Speaker 3: But let's we have to, you know, eye for an eye,

583
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:42,320
Speaker 3: so you just pull one. We've got to have kind

584
00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:43,640
Speaker 3: of a one for one situation.

585
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:45,400
Speaker 2: Okay, mine is the chariot.

586
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:48,399
Speaker 3: The chariot, and look at describe what's happening on that

587
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:49,520
Speaker 3: chariot card.

588
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:54,399
Speaker 2: This card, it looks like it looks like a gay

589
00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:55,280
Speaker 2: Pride parade.

590
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:56,679
Speaker 3: It looks like gay Mad Max.

591
00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:59,720
Speaker 2: It looks like gay Mad Max is exactly what it

592
00:27:59,720 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 2: looks like.

593
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:02,520
Speaker 3: They're like, there's a car. There's a biker gang.

594
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, the way to Long Beach.

595
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:08,960
Speaker 3: They're obvious, they're headed south and there are four people

596
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:11,159
Speaker 3: in a car, three who are standing.

597
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:14,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, which is really unsafe, right, And I'm not about

598
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:17,640
Speaker 2: like non safety on the road. No, No, I don't

599
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:19,639
Speaker 2: like that. Seat belts, seatbelts please.

600
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:21,680
Speaker 3: We went through a large period of human history where

601
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:23,560
Speaker 3: a seatbelt was optional, which is interesting.

602
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:27,800
Speaker 2: Yes, like like, yeah, what was it that the seventies live?

603
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:30,840
Speaker 2: I'm so young? What was the seventies?

604
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 3: Like, you're afraid people are going to think you were

605
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 3: born in nineteen forty.

606
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:40,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I'm online a lot and people people think

607
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:42,080
Speaker 2: I'm like someone's grandmother.

608
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:44,120
Speaker 3: Who is this lady? She eighty years old?

609
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:48,960
Speaker 2: What are you still doing on TikTok? Let me read.

610
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:50,320
Speaker 3: I'm trying to think for you.

611
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:53,400
Speaker 2: What is it the chariot? Let me try and find

612
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:56,160
Speaker 2: it for you. I think it's I think it's at

613
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 2: the front.

614
00:28:56,800 --> 00:29:02,160
Speaker 3: Okay, the Empress, the emperor, Okay, let's see the fool.

615
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:03,640
Speaker 2: I feel like you don't like my gift.

616
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 3: I love this, Actually, what do you like about it?

617
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:09,000
Speaker 3: I mean, I love how sexy it is. I love

618
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:12,840
Speaker 3: how steamy it is. I love that it's just kind

619
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:14,040
Speaker 3: of bringing a new heat.

620
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:17,479
Speaker 2: To the park, front, to the front. I went all

621
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:18,000
Speaker 2: the way to the.

622
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:19,800
Speaker 3: Front the chariots chery.

623
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:20,840
Speaker 2: Here we go.

624
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:24,600
Speaker 3: This says your keywords are will to succeed. This is

625
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:28,160
Speaker 3: a less success or less sexy thing already. Confidence.

626
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 2: Vehicles. I love the way you say vehicles vestibules.

627
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:38,600
Speaker 3: How would you say vehicle vestible?

628
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:45,720
Speaker 2: A moving entity? Vehicle, vehicle.

629
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:54,000
Speaker 3: The hicless the hicless graduation, adolescent cockiness what okay? Landing

630
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:59,840
Speaker 3: on one's feet upstarts and startups. That feels like a CBS.

631
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:02,720
Speaker 2: I kind of feel like this was written by.

632
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:08,240
Speaker 3: Ai Fame probably was Let's fame in the Yes, we

633
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 3: like this for you and championing which you didn't do

634
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 3: for your Russian French.

635
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:17,040
Speaker 2: Her career is falling apart.

636
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:24,240
Speaker 3: Oh, right, image, it's somebody's first pride parade. Rainbows around ah,

637
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:25,280
Speaker 3: my first pride parade.

638
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:25,520
Speaker 2: Okay.

639
00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:27,680
Speaker 3: This is the feeling of triumph when you set yourself

640
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 3: a goal and achieved it for all to see. This

641
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:35,320
Speaker 3: is a glorious moment of exhilaration onlookers acknowledge and admire you.

642
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:39,000
Speaker 3: Bravery and determination have paid off. Though this is only

643
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:42,160
Speaker 3: the first step in a longer journey, so now you

644
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:45,720
Speaker 3: need some advice. This is often a card to first experiences.

645
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:48,160
Speaker 3: Make up your mind to do something and then carry

646
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:52,400
Speaker 3: it out, despite uncertainty and unsteadiness in the early stages.

647
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:55,160
Speaker 3: Don't dwell on the details. Keep your courage up and

648
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:59,000
Speaker 3: you will win. Take care. You won't get what you

649
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:02,400
Speaker 3: want unless you make it decisive effort. Enjoy your victory

650
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:04,960
Speaker 3: for a while, but then you'll need a fresh angle.

651
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:07,480
Speaker 3: You can't stick to the same approach. This is all

652
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:12,120
Speaker 3: over the place. Consider sharing a need to overcome internal conflicts.

653
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:14,600
Speaker 3: The whiplash of what you're supposed to be doing.

654
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 2: What is happening? I don't even know what this means?

655
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 2: What does this mean?

656
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 3: I'm getting motion sickness.

657
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 2: I hate this card.

658
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 3: The only thing that works here is fame.

659
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:28,280
Speaker 2: So all I heard was fame.

660
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:30,480
Speaker 3: You got stars in your eyes.

661
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:36,080
Speaker 2: Fame and that people admire me. And then also to what.

662
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:39,160
Speaker 3: To do a bunch of it's going to require work

663
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:41,239
Speaker 3: that doesn't happen, and I don't know that that's going

664
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:43,840
Speaker 3: to be precise. No, you strike me as a very

665
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 3: lazy person. There's zero sex in this God, you're at

666
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:50,480
Speaker 3: your first Pride parade. You're the dork.

667
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:54,120
Speaker 2: Maybe it's telling me that I'm going to be in

668
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:55,880
Speaker 2: La Pride Parade this year.

669
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 3: So interesting on a float?

670
00:31:57,560 --> 00:32:00,920
Speaker 2: I would love fame, fame. Interesting. Have you been to

671
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:02,360
Speaker 2: a Pride parade before? Never?

672
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:03,480
Speaker 3: Okay, so this.

673
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:09,880
Speaker 2: Is actually protest. No, I've been too many. You've driven

674
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:17,720
Speaker 2: by home. I'm an ally Bridger, Bridger, Bridger, you're an ally.

675
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:20,320
Speaker 3: You're an ally? Yeah, I you know the moment I

676
00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:24,520
Speaker 3: met you through my parents years and years ago, when

677
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:28,680
Speaker 3: my parents introduced me to your parents, they said, our daughter,

678
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:31,280
Speaker 3: you got to meet the scale she's an ally. She

679
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:32,800
Speaker 3: wasn't before it was bad.

680
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:35,280
Speaker 2: I was sort of an I was sort of like,

681
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:37,640
Speaker 2: you know, playing pretend to my dollhouse, and like I

682
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:39,160
Speaker 2: didn't want to be a doctor. I didn't want to

683
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 2: be a marine biologist. I didn't want to be an actress.

684
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:43,600
Speaker 2: I wanted to be an ally. Right, That's what I

685
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:46,160
Speaker 2: That's what I was pretending to be. You were pretending, Yeah,

686
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:48,080
Speaker 2: what do you want to be? When you grew up

687
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:49,360
Speaker 2: an ally? Right?

688
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:51,320
Speaker 3: So then you went mask off and you were not

689
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:54,120
Speaker 3: an ally for that. You know, those five years or so.

690
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:55,120
Speaker 2: That was a dark time.

691
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 3: That was a dark time. But we're glad to have

692
00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 3: you back on our team.

693
00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:00,000
Speaker 2: Thank you.

694
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:03,280
Speaker 3: And now you're meeting Connor story at events. I know

695
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:05,440
Speaker 3: you're kind of and you're gonna be on a float.

696
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:07,640
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be on a float, probably of your own design.

697
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:09,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, could you just show up?

698
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:11,800
Speaker 3: You could probably just design a float and show up

699
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:12,400
Speaker 3: at a parade.

700
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:14,840
Speaker 2: Yeah. I kind of feel like, hey, guys, I've been

701
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:20,320
Speaker 2: working on this for a while. It's made of flowers,

702
00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:22,480
Speaker 2: and can I just roll through?

703
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:23,160
Speaker 3: Right?

704
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:25,720
Speaker 2: I feel like it is a really intricate process though, But.

705
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, and if you do all the work for that,

706
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 3: and you show up and they don't let you get

707
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:30,800
Speaker 3: in the parade. What are we doing? Yeah?

708
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:35,240
Speaker 2: What are parade's for? I also kind of I have

709
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:38,120
Speaker 2: a sneaking suspicion that float people are really.

710
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:39,160
Speaker 3: Obnoxious, really normal.

711
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:42,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, oh, what does your cousin do? She builds floats,

712
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:43,600
Speaker 2: she wants stop fucking talking about it.

713
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:45,200
Speaker 3: How do you get into the float biz?

714
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:47,800
Speaker 2: How do you get into the float bit?

715
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:48,720
Speaker 3: How do you break in?

716
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:49,480
Speaker 2: I don't know.

717
00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:52,680
Speaker 3: You probably get big on TikTok.

718
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:54,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, big on TikTok. You get like viral for like

719
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:56,760
Speaker 2: your cat or something. Then all of a sudden you're

720
00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:59,760
Speaker 2: sort of like parlayed into the float to the float,

721
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:01,800
Speaker 2: and then all of a sudden you're like, you know,

722
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:03,880
Speaker 2: at the red carpet at the vanity for Oscar party,

723
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:07,920
Speaker 2: asking you know, people questions just because that question that

724
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:09,440
Speaker 2: is the pipeline.

725
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:11,160
Speaker 3: Smart questions, incisive questions.

726
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:15,360
Speaker 2: I was a float influencer and now I'm at the.

727
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:20,960
Speaker 3: Met Yeah, it's the natural paths the natural. That's journalism,

728
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:29,239
Speaker 3: that's journalism, that's journalism, that's integrity. Yeah, what sort of

729
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:30,399
Speaker 3: tarot cards do you have at home?

730
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:33,839
Speaker 2: I have a couple. I have one that's like a

731
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:38,040
Speaker 2: little pocket tarot book called The Wild Unknown. Oh, I

732
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:42,120
Speaker 2: like that where it's like really cool pictures. And then

733
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 2: I was given another tarot deck that I think is Russian.

734
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:49,799
Speaker 3: Oh okay, so you brought a Russian theme and.

735
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:51,719
Speaker 2: That was Those were both gifted to me.

736
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:57,520
Speaker 3: You've never purchased I purchased this one for yourself.

737
00:34:58,719 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 2: I don't think so.

738
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:03,400
Speaker 3: No, you're a real natural teraro y person.

739
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:06,759
Speaker 2: I just like I like witchy stuff sometimes. You know,

740
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:11,440
Speaker 2: that's because because I don't have a good foundation, that's.

741
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 3: Why you're kind of out of control.

742
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:14,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a little emotionally out of control, So I

743
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:15,480
Speaker 2: like terot cards.

744
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:17,640
Speaker 3: I would describe you first as lost.

745
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:20,440
Speaker 2: I'm a little lost. I have my astrological sig tattooed

746
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 2: on my wrist that I'm currently in the process of

747
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:22,840
Speaker 2: trying to get rid of.

748
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:23,560
Speaker 3: Is that true?

749
00:35:23,719 --> 00:35:30,040
Speaker 2: Yeah? Can I see it? Yeah? So it's speckily because

750
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:32,440
Speaker 2: I actually started the process of getting it removed at

751
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:35,000
Speaker 2: Laser Away, but I had a very unfortunate experience there,

752
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 2: so I didn't I didn't finish the process.

753
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:42,200
Speaker 3: Well, this is an unfortunate experience at Laser Way it's.

754
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:44,000
Speaker 2: Just a laser away.

755
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:48,440
Speaker 3: Is that what it's called. Yes, it sounds like a

756
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:50,360
Speaker 3: spinoff of massage envy or something.

757
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:55,239
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, God I miss massage envy. But no. I

758
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:58,799
Speaker 2: went in and there's kind of like they call you

759
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:01,200
Speaker 2: like hey, babe or haym like came on, my things

760
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:03,520
Speaker 2: are coming in, and I just like call me, ma'am.

761
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:04,800
Speaker 3: This is a medical proceedure.

762
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 2: This is a medical procedure. Call me by my full

763
00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:08,920
Speaker 2: government name.

764
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:12,120
Speaker 3: We're not on bean bags, right, And.

765
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:14,680
Speaker 2: I went in one of the rooms and I'm sitting

766
00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:20,399
Speaker 2: there and the practitioner that walked in, uh, at one

767
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:23,439
Speaker 2: point like dropped the machine, was like, oh sorry, I'm

768
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:26,480
Speaker 2: just like all over the place today, and then dropped

769
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:28,360
Speaker 2: the glasses on the ground that she was supposed to

770
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 2: put on my face. And then I think I was

771
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:34,640
Speaker 2: trying to be like kind and charming. So I was like,

772
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:36,279
Speaker 2: oh god, it's my first time a little I'm a

773
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:39,160
Speaker 2: little nervous. You know, I've also told this story in

774
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:39,840
Speaker 2: another podcast.

775
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:42,480
Speaker 3: Okay, well we'll get those removed, okay.

776
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:47,000
Speaker 2: But so she was about to take a laser to

777
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 2: my skin, right, it is a it is a procedure.

778
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:54,360
Speaker 2: So she was about to take the laser to my skin,

779
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:59,080
Speaker 2: but instead she grabs my arm, shakes it and goes

780
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:06,960
Speaker 2: So then I also started screaming. I look at her,

781
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,960
Speaker 2: I go, what what? She cocks her head back, starts

782
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:13,520
Speaker 2: laughing hysterically and goes, I'm just fucking with you, girl.

783
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:22,920
Speaker 2: And like I partly appreciated the gumption, like I was like, yes, yes, right,

784
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:25,479
Speaker 2: like you're my kind of girl. But then the other

785
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:28,719
Speaker 2: half of me is like this is not good at all.

786
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:32,000
Speaker 2: And then she did it and she was like, ah fuck,

787
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:36,040
Speaker 2: I feel like it didn't do a lot. Like I

788
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:37,680
Speaker 2: just felt it was just not.

789
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:41,239
Speaker 3: Like in this moment, you're like, I'm sorry, this isn't

790
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:41,840
Speaker 3: working for me.

791
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:44,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, And then so then I left and then I

792
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:46,719
Speaker 2: had another I had another appointment like six weeks later.

793
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:48,560
Speaker 2: So I went to that other appointment, same thing. It

794
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:51,400
Speaker 2: was just like kind of chaos. The machine wasn't working,

795
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:53,359
Speaker 2: and the girl that was doing me, she's like, I mean,

796
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:55,480
Speaker 2: do you want to use this machine? And I was like,

797
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:59,239
Speaker 2: you tell the other what's going on. So then I

798
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:01,920
Speaker 2: got so it's really expensive, and I got mad and

799
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:05,879
Speaker 2: then I complained. So then Laser Away Customer Service called

800
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:08,319
Speaker 2: me to sort of talk about the incident, and I

801
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:10,840
Speaker 2: was like, listen, I know that these girls are working

802
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:13,400
Speaker 2: really here like I, but it was just it was

803
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:15,880
Speaker 2: not good. I was like, also, the room was like

804
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:20,000
Speaker 2: really dirty and wasn't prepped for a patient. The customer

805
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 2: service person I'm talking to you goes dirty? What do

806
00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:25,120
Speaker 2: you mean dirty? Do you have pictures giving me attitude

807
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:29,520
Speaker 2: like I'm in a sorority? It was so weird. And

808
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:32,280
Speaker 2: then I posted it on Instagram and then they finally

809
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:33,080
Speaker 2: refunded me because I.

810
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:35,319
Speaker 3: Posted on it. Right, you eventually kind of have to

811
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:36,359
Speaker 3: blackmail them.

812
00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:38,880
Speaker 2: I blackmailed them on Instagram where I was like I

813
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:43,000
Speaker 2: had such a bad experience there, and then they finally you.

814
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:46,160
Speaker 3: Can't privately complain anymore. Private complaints do very little.

815
00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:48,960
Speaker 2: And I have to say I do love complaining when

816
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:52,239
Speaker 2: it's warranted, of course, yeah, I really do love it.

817
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:55,920
Speaker 3: Well, it improves whatever the problem is. Eventually somebody is

818
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,720
Speaker 3: told yeah, and then you might get a free coupon.

819
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:01,480
Speaker 3: And I love a free I love complaining in coupon.

820
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:05,040
Speaker 3: So what a perfect combination. So what was the end

821
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:06,439
Speaker 3: result that you got your money back?

822
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:09,160
Speaker 2: I got my full money back, and they were like,

823
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:11,239
Speaker 2: let's let's start over. And I was like, you're never

824
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:12,319
Speaker 2: touching me again, like.

825
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:13,440
Speaker 3: It's a marriage.

826
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:16,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, like someone else. It was just so weird because

827
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:17,719
Speaker 2: it was like, no, I think that this is just

828
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:22,239
Speaker 2: like a poorly run business and you're hiring a bunch

829
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:23,920
Speaker 2: of people that you're you're not training, so it's like

830
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:27,040
Speaker 2: kind of not their fault, it's like management's fault whatever.

831
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:28,440
Speaker 2: I don't know anything about anything.

832
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:30,160
Speaker 3: Is there another laser place you can turn to?

833
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:36,520
Speaker 2: I don't know. And so I have this specky, stupid tattoo.

834
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:37,440
Speaker 3: When did you get it?

835
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:39,640
Speaker 2: I got it when I was twenty three after a

836
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:42,720
Speaker 2: really bad breakup. Oh sure, I had cut my hair.

837
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:46,320
Speaker 2: I started I started bleaching it like white. Okay. I

838
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:48,800
Speaker 2: I was wearing a cutoff.

839
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:50,280
Speaker 3: T shirts very run, Lola Run.

840
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:52,880
Speaker 2: Yes, I was wearing cutoff T shirts like all my

841
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:55,200
Speaker 2: T shirts didn't have sleeves because that was sort of

842
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:57,719
Speaker 2: like the indie luck. In twenty thirteen, I was going

843
00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:02,120
Speaker 2: to Harvard and Stone every night. Okay, I was doing improv.

844
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:04,960
Speaker 2: That's when I started doing improv. And I was like,

845
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,319
Speaker 2: I'm going to spend time in your life. Yeah, And

846
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:09,840
Speaker 2: I was like I'm going to drive out to duarte

847
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:12,760
Speaker 2: and I'm going to get a tattoo, and that's exactly

848
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:13,279
Speaker 2: what I did.

849
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:17,480
Speaker 3: I think it's so inoffensive. I feel like, what just

850
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:18,480
Speaker 3: keep it well.

851
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:21,600
Speaker 2: Some people think that it's the word me. Oh interesting,

852
00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:23,920
Speaker 2: and then some people think that it's like a Christian

853
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:29,120
Speaker 2: emblem the right yeah, and then some people think it's

854
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:32,239
Speaker 2: another astrological sign that it isn't. So like, no one

855
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:33,840
Speaker 2: really knows what the fuck this is.

856
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:36,240
Speaker 3: Which sign is it? It's Virgo.

857
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:39,160
Speaker 2: It looks exactly like Scorpio, except a little different.

858
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:41,360
Speaker 3: I wonder if you I wouldn't have known that was

859
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:44,120
Speaker 3: an astrological sign. I wonder what my guests would have been.

860
00:40:44,239 --> 00:40:47,399
Speaker 3: I think I would have been like, it's MP. Yeah.

861
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:50,600
Speaker 2: I've been like, what are the who is MP? To you? Also,

862
00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:53,360
Speaker 2: this was supposed to be a matching best friend tattoo

863
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:56,160
Speaker 2: with my best friend, and so I got the tattoo

864
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:58,279
Speaker 2: first and it was three times bigger than i'd ask

865
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:01,399
Speaker 2: And so she's watching it happened. She's like, wow, that's

866
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:04,000
Speaker 2: really big, and then she got it done in a

867
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:07,360
Speaker 2: different place right here. Oh it looks like a mole.

868
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 2: So I got kind of dupped.

869
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:13,640
Speaker 3: I would rather have a tattoo than a weird mole

870
00:41:13,719 --> 00:41:14,240
Speaker 3: on my finger.

871
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:16,120
Speaker 2: I'd rather have a weird mole on my fing You'd.

872
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,200
Speaker 3: Rather have a that's what you think. But then you're

873
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:21,359
Speaker 3: prepping food and people are like, uh, you should have gloves.

874
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:23,400
Speaker 2: I mean, what kind of mole are we talking about?

875
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:25,400
Speaker 3: I mean it seems like if I can spot a

876
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:27,680
Speaker 3: mole on a finger, that's a big mole.

877
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:31,160
Speaker 2: I have moles on my fingers. No, you don't. People

878
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:34,920
Speaker 2: rarely have If I do, you know, it's weird I have.

879
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:37,960
Speaker 2: I had a mole on my finger that actually disappeared.

880
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:41,479
Speaker 3: Did you ever have warts on your hands? Oh?

881
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:43,000
Speaker 2: My god, I was a wart kid.

882
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:45,600
Speaker 3: You were, I, thank god? And knock on wood. I wasn't,

883
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:48,080
Speaker 3: but that seemed like a tough thing to have.

884
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:51,560
Speaker 2: I got warts on my thumbs all the time, and

885
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:54,960
Speaker 2: I got warts on my toes all the time.

886
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:56,960
Speaker 3: Wo how does that happen?

887
00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 2: Just you know? I would I was a barefoot kid.

888
00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:01,480
Speaker 2: I would like be in the backyard a lot. I

889
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:05,040
Speaker 2: loved feeling like I was a fairy, so like movies

890
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:07,520
Speaker 2: like The Secret Garden or like The Little Princess, Like

891
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:11,120
Speaker 2: I'm just sort of like in the wild, And I

892
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:14,040
Speaker 2: would have to go to my mom's dermatologist and they

893
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:17,080
Speaker 2: would have to freeze the warts off, and I used

894
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:20,839
Speaker 2: to get the same wart on my thumb and ah god,

895
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:23,120
Speaker 2: it was so painful. It was like a huge part

896
00:42:23,239 --> 00:42:25,359
Speaker 2: of my childhood. That and the fact that I had

897
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:27,040
Speaker 2: to wear a patch for my lazy eye.

898
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:34,560
Speaker 3: Oh interesting. Yeah, so that the patch is cool.

899
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:37,320
Speaker 2: It wasn't cool. It wasn't cool.

900
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:39,000
Speaker 3: I'm trying to support you.

901
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:42,840
Speaker 2: It wasn't cool. It was They're like, wow, her eyes

902
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:45,280
Speaker 2: are fucked up. So I wear a patch.

903
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:49,040
Speaker 3: I think a patch when it's like the kind of

904
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:50,680
Speaker 3: beige color not a good book.

905
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:51,920
Speaker 2: It was flesh color.

906
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:55,200
Speaker 3: It gotta go with a black one. The black eye

907
00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:58,239
Speaker 3: patch is cool and dangerous. All the other ones are

908
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 3: I'm embarrassed of my eye patch. No, embrace it.

909
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:02,480
Speaker 2: That's true. That's a good point.

910
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:06,200
Speaker 3: It's got a long history with pirates, et cetera. It

911
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:08,920
Speaker 3: looks like kind of spooky and edgy.

912
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:09,319
Speaker 2: Yeah.

913
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:11,759
Speaker 3: The other thing is, don't look at me, right, and

914
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:12,759
Speaker 3: then we're all looking at you.

915
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:16,400
Speaker 2: Yeah. I do think it's a lot sexier now, right.

916
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:21,000
Speaker 2: I think that we've sexified the I finally, finally, which

917
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:23,520
Speaker 2: is good and good for us, right, thanks, I mean

918
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:25,880
Speaker 2: for you and I personally, I think next it'll be

919
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:26,520
Speaker 2: the peg leg.

920
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:29,000
Speaker 3: Oh that could be sexy. Yeah, but I mean I

921
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,480
Speaker 3: feel like all of those things. Are you embrace rather

922
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:32,360
Speaker 3: than run?

923
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:34,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, yeah, embrace ale things.

924
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:36,279
Speaker 3: So you have wars, So you have a long history

925
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:37,680
Speaker 3: with things being burned off your body.

926
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:42,680
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, interesting. I recently got something burned off my nose.

927
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 2: Not a wart, it was a popule.

928
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,880
Speaker 3: Oh mm hmm. What's the difference between that and a zi.

929
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:51,200
Speaker 2: Well, so a popule is like a really hard nodule

930
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:55,120
Speaker 2: on your skin that looks exactly like basil cell carcinoma. Oh,

931
00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:58,080
Speaker 2: and so so it could be dangerous. It could be dangerous.

932
00:43:58,120 --> 00:43:59,760
Speaker 2: I was on TikTok at two o'clock in the morning

933
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:01,359
Speaker 2: and I saw I was like, oh, that's that thing

934
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:03,839
Speaker 2: on my nose. And this person was like, I had extensive,

935
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:06,239
Speaker 2: messed up skin cancer on my face. And so I

936
00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:08,839
Speaker 2: started crying and I woke up my husband and I

937
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:12,760
Speaker 2: was like, I have skin cancer. He was like what.

938
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,560
Speaker 2: So I went to my dermatologist that burned off my

939
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:18,160
Speaker 2: words when I was a kid. You're still going to

940
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:19,600
Speaker 2: the same person, same one.

941
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:23,320
Speaker 3: Wow. I like a lifelong doctor.

942
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:27,040
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, And I went in there and it's tizzy.

943
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:30,160
Speaker 2: I was like, I have skin cancer, right? She told

944
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:31,759
Speaker 2: me it was a papule. She burns it off.

945
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:34,719
Speaker 3: Are you not going in for a yearly checkup? No?

946
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:37,400
Speaker 2: Because I'm not good at that. But now I'm an adult,

947
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:38,279
Speaker 2: and now I am.

948
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:39,080
Speaker 3: You gotta do it.

949
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:40,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, So now I have a dentist.

950
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:42,759
Speaker 3: Now, okay, you've got a dentist. That's a hart. I

951
00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:46,160
Speaker 3: just got two all caps texts for my dentist. I'm

952
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:47,279
Speaker 3: quite sure what's going on.

953
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:48,280
Speaker 2: What did they say?

954
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:51,040
Speaker 3: The first was the office is sick. We have to

955
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:52,080
Speaker 3: cancel your appointment.

956
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:56,200
Speaker 2: The office is in all all. The office is sick.

957
00:44:56,239 --> 00:44:59,360
Speaker 2: We have to cancel your appointment. Where is this dentist?

958
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:02,919
Speaker 3: I don't want to to name the person, but why

959
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:07,480
Speaker 3: do you have so much? Oh my god, I'm not

960
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:11,520
Speaker 3: sure it's something I heard a witch dentist in the past.

961
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:13,000
Speaker 2: Well wait, who is that?

962
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,799
Speaker 3: That's Alice Ellis is upset that I have a lot

963
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:18,600
Speaker 3: of dentists from. And I will say, in my defense,

964
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:21,040
Speaker 3: I love this dentist. They're in Glendale.

965
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:23,000
Speaker 2: Ellis. I'm so sorry. I got so scared by your

966
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:26,360
Speaker 2: voice that was really scary. That was on me. You

967
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:28,560
Speaker 2: guys are trying to breeze. You're trying to breeze past that.

968
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:30,920
Speaker 3: I've never protect my dentist.

969
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:32,960
Speaker 2: No, no, no, Ellis, that was really scary.

970
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:36,840
Speaker 3: I pushed my protect the dentist button and that tells Ellis.

971
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:39,080
Speaker 2: But in Ellis times in Okay.

972
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:42,160
Speaker 3: No, they're in Glendale, and I love I love this

973
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:42,919
Speaker 3: group of people.

974
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:45,520
Speaker 2: Something well.

975
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:47,200
Speaker 3: I think Glendale is wonderful.

976
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:49,000
Speaker 2: I lived in Glendale for three years. It was three

977
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:49,640
Speaker 2: years of what.

978
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:50,600
Speaker 3: Was so rough about it?

979
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:53,200
Speaker 2: Everything?

980
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:57,359
Speaker 3: I like Glendale. I like the Americana. I love the Galleria.

981
00:45:57,480 --> 00:46:01,880
Speaker 2: Oh, for fuck's sake, I prefer the Gallery. I prefer

982
00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:05,360
Speaker 2: anything outside of Glendale, the Americana.

983
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:09,040
Speaker 3: Really, that AMC is the only movie theater I'll go

984
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:09,720
Speaker 3: to at this point.

985
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:13,600
Speaker 2: The only AMC I'll go to is the one at

986
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:17,520
Speaker 2: the God, the Lamely the what's it called. Oh it's

987
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:21,719
Speaker 2: off of Sunset. Oh oh no, no, no, it's not even

988
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:27,160
Speaker 2: it's not an AMC. It's a Landmark. Yeah, it's off

989
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:29,799
Speaker 2: of Sunset. It's worth it's where Crunch used to be.

990
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:31,560
Speaker 3: It's like the Bermuda Triangles.

991
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:34,200
Speaker 2: I know, but they have a Landmark Theater there that

992
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:35,600
Speaker 2: is top drawer.

993
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:38,160
Speaker 3: It's very nice. But it's like the park. Oh my god,

994
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:38,879
Speaker 3: I wouldn't.

995
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:40,800
Speaker 2: Even dare there's a CB two right there?

996
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:41,880
Speaker 3: Is it free parking?

997
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:44,440
Speaker 2: I mean, is anywhere free parking?

998
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:47,480
Speaker 3: The galleria and then you walk to the America, Yeah.

999
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:52,239
Speaker 2: They need people. There is there a Brookstone still in

1000
00:46:52,239 --> 00:46:54,480
Speaker 2: the galleria? That's a good question.

1001
00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:58,600
Speaker 3: Probably them all is large and mysterious. They've got three floors,

1002
00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:00,920
Speaker 3: they've got a they've got a kinds of nooks and

1003
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:01,720
Speaker 3: cran probably.

1004
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:04,839
Speaker 2: I bet they have like a brick and mortar dippin' dots.

1005
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:09,200
Speaker 3: They have a lot of rotating dessert shops. Yeah, your

1006
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:12,280
Speaker 3: dessert shops and malls. I'm always like, okay, just close

1007
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:14,320
Speaker 3: it down, just get ahead of yourself.

1008
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 2: No one's dessert person.

1009
00:47:15,719 --> 00:47:17,640
Speaker 3: I love desserts, but in the mall, when it's like

1010
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:20,920
Speaker 3: waffles with chocolate syrup on them, I'm like, this isn'to

1011
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:22,920
Speaker 3: mall food. No one's eating this on one of those

1012
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:23,920
Speaker 3: weird mall couches.

1013
00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:26,280
Speaker 2: Right, I love a mall couch.

1014
00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:28,319
Speaker 3: Oh do you ever eat on them?

1015
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:32,560
Speaker 2: I'm sure I have. I always think, like I always

1016
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:35,239
Speaker 2: think when I look at a mall couch and I

1017
00:47:35,239 --> 00:47:40,080
Speaker 2: look at like the furniture within an enclosed mall. Where

1018
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:43,200
Speaker 2: is that store? Right? Like, are they like do malls

1019
00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:45,040
Speaker 2: talk to each other and they just have a warehouse

1020
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:48,880
Speaker 2: the mall furniture or are they buying it from Is

1021
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:52,680
Speaker 2: there a mall furniture store or is it like here's

1022
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:55,239
Speaker 2: the mall now we have all the furniture for the mall,

1023
00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:58,160
Speaker 2: which comes from the same guys that built the mall.

1024
00:47:58,719 --> 00:48:00,799
Speaker 3: Like, what's this from the guys brought you mall?

1025
00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:02,520
Speaker 2: Here's mall sofa?

1026
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,520
Speaker 3: Do you know what a twisted mind of.

1027
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:08,480
Speaker 2: Yes, from the twisted mind of Beverly Center. We have

1028
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:09,760
Speaker 2: sort of couch.

1029
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:14,080
Speaker 3: I think they have well, I'm kind of picturing right

1030
00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:15,920
Speaker 3: now playing the SIMS and you just click buttons and

1031
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:18,319
Speaker 3: then you're kind of rotating the couch around in the mall.

1032
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:20,080
Speaker 3: Mall tycoon.

1033
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:23,160
Speaker 2: I love this, of course, Wait, they should do mal tycoon.

1034
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:24,759
Speaker 3: I think there was a malt tycoon and I think

1035
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:25,320
Speaker 3: it sucked.

1036
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:28,520
Speaker 2: Oh okay, did you ever do roller coaster tycoon? Who

1037
00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:31,360
Speaker 2: do you think you're talking? Of course? Did you did SIMS?

1038
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:34,640
Speaker 3: You were like I did SIMS and roller roller coaster tycoon?

1039
00:48:34,719 --> 00:48:37,440
Speaker 2: And you hid your sims have sex a lot, of course, okay,

1040
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:40,800
Speaker 2: of course called was it called woohoo?

1041
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:47,160
Speaker 3: Wo Yeah, they're getting under the covers and kind of

1042
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:50,240
Speaker 3: then they're just kind of two things, kind of maneuvering

1043
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:51,440
Speaker 3: around underneath.

1044
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:55,120
Speaker 2: The sheep that you're here. Wos not big not big

1045
00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:57,440
Speaker 2: golda and it's woohoo.

1046
00:48:57,680 --> 00:48:59,640
Speaker 3: And then we're how does the baby arrive? Does a

1047
00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:00,480
Speaker 3: stork bring it?

1048
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 2: I think that.

1049
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:03,880
Speaker 3: You open the toilet.

1050
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:06,080
Speaker 2: I don't think the sim was pregnant for him. I

1051
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:09,040
Speaker 2: think the sim is pregnant now. Now it's like very intricate.

1052
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:11,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're really getting into the realistic aspect. Yeah, and

1053
00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:13,080
Speaker 3: I've kind of had to distance myself.

1054
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:16,000
Speaker 2: I know it's a little stressful. I'm trying to build

1055
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,520
Speaker 2: my house exactly, but it's like really like you need

1056
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:21,200
Speaker 2: to be an architect, like you need to do math,

1057
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:22,520
Speaker 2: and I don't know what's going on.

1058
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:26,600
Speaker 3: And they don't have your wallpaper, right, so forget it.

1059
00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:28,680
Speaker 2: I don't have any wallpaper. You don't have that wallpaper.

1060
00:49:28,719 --> 00:49:30,000
Speaker 2: I need to renovate parts in my house.

1061
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:32,439
Speaker 3: Okay, it's wallpaper on its way out.

1062
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:36,920
Speaker 2: No, I think that a powder room slash guest math

1063
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:38,719
Speaker 2: should be wallpapered.

1064
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:41,239
Speaker 3: I think we're probably at peak wallpaper though, right. Don't

1065
00:49:41,239 --> 00:49:44,759
Speaker 3: you feel like we're like headed back towards no wallpaper?

1066
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:48,920
Speaker 2: No, because I hate what millennials have done to interior design.

1067
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:51,440
Speaker 2: I think I think it's the worst thing we've done

1068
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:52,080
Speaker 2: to society.

1069
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:55,120
Speaker 3: Well, hate it or not. Trends come and go.

1070
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:59,440
Speaker 2: But I do think wallpaper stays. You think I do, But.

1071
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:02,239
Speaker 3: There was don't you remember the period when people thought,

1072
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:04,480
Speaker 3: get rid of all paper, get rid of carpet, And

1073
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:05,960
Speaker 3: we're kind of still away from carpet.

1074
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:08,680
Speaker 2: I okay, so I ripped up the carpet in my

1075
00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:11,120
Speaker 2: house because it was I mean, you can't do carpet,

1076
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:13,880
Speaker 2: but I will say I do kind of love a

1077
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:14,840
Speaker 2: carpeted bedroom.

1078
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:17,600
Speaker 3: Oh it feels amazing on your feet. Yeah, but it's

1079
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:19,280
Speaker 3: just how do you get one that looks good?

1080
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 2: You get you need to go flashy, You need to

1081
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:24,520
Speaker 2: get like a dark fun like. You need to make

1082
00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:25,799
Speaker 2: it a vibe. Right.

1083
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:29,960
Speaker 3: You can't like an eye patch situation. You want it

1084
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:31,479
Speaker 3: to shine run.

1085
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:34,080
Speaker 2: Away the dazzled eye patch, not flesh colored.

1086
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:36,359
Speaker 3: Yeah. A beige carpet is like, you can't do.

1087
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:38,480
Speaker 2: A beige carpet, right, yeah, but.

1088
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:41,800
Speaker 3: Then I'm I can't. I cannot picture a good looking carpet.

1089
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 2: Yeah you can, Yeah, you can go on Nordic Knots

1090
00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:51,080
Speaker 2: dot com Nordic No, yeah they have really. I just well,

1091
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:53,239
Speaker 2: I just bought a rug from Nordic Knots because I

1092
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:56,000
Speaker 2: was freaking out about the rug I was going to buy.

1093
00:50:56,360 --> 00:50:57,960
Speaker 2: I ended up buying another rug. So now I have

1094
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:01,720
Speaker 2: a Nordic Knots rug coming. But it's bright royal blue.

1095
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:05,480
Speaker 3: Oh that sounds nice. Now, a rug, that's nice. A

1096
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:08,880
Speaker 3: rug I can do with. But a full carpet. What

1097
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:10,399
Speaker 3: about a fully carpeted mall?

1098
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:14,440
Speaker 2: I hate that this is this could save. It feels

1099
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:16,360
Speaker 2: like a backroom. Do you know like backrooms?

1100
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:20,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course, a mall where every floor is carpeted.

1101
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:22,880
Speaker 3: Imagine the sound in there would be so damp.

1102
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:26,080
Speaker 2: Oh god, that's how I feel about like huge hotels

1103
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:30,960
Speaker 2: of the big conference floors. Oh yeah, I don't like that.

1104
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:33,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you can't really hear your feet hit the floor.

1105
00:51:33,719 --> 00:51:34,480
Speaker 2: Can you hear anything?

1106
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:35,000
Speaker 3: You vanish?

1107
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:38,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, you vanished? That's where you go to vanish. Wow.

1108
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:40,520
Speaker 3: No, I'm sure no one's been brave enough to try

1109
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:43,040
Speaker 3: that yet with a fully fully carpeted mall.

1110
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:45,279
Speaker 2: I think that it wouldn't go well because I think

1111
00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:49,600
Speaker 2: that I think that people are disgusting shoes off shoes

1112
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:50,959
Speaker 2: a shoe off mall.

1113
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:54,600
Speaker 3: Yikes, Look you say that.

1114
00:51:54,719 --> 00:51:59,360
Speaker 2: Now, I don't want to see anyone's feet. Ever, how

1115
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:01,839
Speaker 2: do you feel about your own feet? I my feet

1116
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:06,800
Speaker 2: are really cute, but I don't like I want everyone's

1117
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:07,480
Speaker 2: feet away from me.

1118
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:11,120
Speaker 3: Okay, so the shoes off mall is probably not for you.

1119
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:13,400
Speaker 2: Yeah. Do you wear flip flops?

1120
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:16,759
Speaker 3: I don't, Okay, good. I guess if I were like

1121
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:20,320
Speaker 3: on a vacation that was going to be almost exclusively beach,

1122
00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:24,319
Speaker 3: I would probably have crocs, okay. Or I guess I

1123
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:27,160
Speaker 3: would put on flip flops, but then I just don't

1124
00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:28,759
Speaker 3: have any other use for them in my life.

1125
00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:30,240
Speaker 2: It's like your daily shoe.

1126
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:31,000
Speaker 3: It's this.

1127
00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:36,040
Speaker 2: It's a kind of oh god, it's a it's a van.

1128
00:52:36,239 --> 00:52:36,640
Speaker 2: Is that a van?

1129
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:40,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a van in kind of a marshmallow beige color.

1130
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:41,319
Speaker 2: I like that.

1131
00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:44,279
Speaker 3: I've bought several pairs that are now I have a

1132
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:46,439
Speaker 3: new pair in the closet, just waiting until these ones die,

1133
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:49,319
Speaker 3: and then I have worse pairs than this for other occasions,

1134
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,080
Speaker 3: and they're all the same color, only it's the only

1135
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:53,840
Speaker 3: one that I'm like, I like how this looks.

1136
00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:55,640
Speaker 2: And what's the original color white?

1137
00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:59,560
Speaker 3: No, it's this color. So it's kind of an off white,

1138
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:03,320
Speaker 3: so it's not immediately dirty like it. You can build

1139
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:05,360
Speaker 3: up the level of dirt on this. This is probably

1140
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:06,240
Speaker 3: a month old.

1141
00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:08,560
Speaker 2: Shoe at this point. That is, that's like a cool

1142
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:09,200
Speaker 2: guy shoe.

1143
00:53:09,239 --> 00:53:10,920
Speaker 3: This is a cool guy shoe. And you are talking

1144
00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:13,120
Speaker 3: to a cool You are cool, Thank you, thank.

1145
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:14,640
Speaker 2: You are like cool guy.

1146
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:17,080
Speaker 3: I'm cool guy. Yeah, I'm the cool guy. And this

1147
00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:21,520
Speaker 3: is a podcast for guys. Yeah, cool guys in the manisphere. Yeah,

1148
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:24,120
Speaker 3: so this is essentially the only shoe I'll wear at

1149
00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:26,960
Speaker 3: this point. Okay, what would you wear? I mean if

1150
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:27,760
Speaker 3: you were at the beach?

1151
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:31,120
Speaker 2: Well, okay, so like a flip.

1152
00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:32,920
Speaker 3: Flop flip flop, but not in any other.

1153
00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:35,040
Speaker 2: My feet are the only feet that are okay with me.

1154
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:37,720
Speaker 2: I'm wearing brocken Stocks right now. So my toes are.

1155
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:42,799
Speaker 3: Out there, they're out and parking. So would you wear

1156
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:44,960
Speaker 3: a flip flop anywhere else in life? No?

1157
00:53:45,719 --> 00:53:50,880
Speaker 2: What about to like peticure, No, I'd wear Brickenstocks Okay,

1158
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:51,719
Speaker 2: be reasonable.

1159
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:54,640
Speaker 3: This is my problem. I need to think this through.

1160
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:56,480
Speaker 3: When I go to get a pedicure, I always wear

1161
00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:57,759
Speaker 3: socks and shoes and then.

1162
00:53:57,719 --> 00:53:59,960
Speaker 2: After why I don't know, But do you forget?

1163
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:02,880
Speaker 3: I just I don't do it often enough. I'm not

1164
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:06,120
Speaker 3: part of that world enough to like know what I

1165
00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:10,000
Speaker 3: would which, like should I wear a crock or something?

1166
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:13,360
Speaker 3: Wear a crock because afterwards your foot is dried, but

1167
00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:15,640
Speaker 3: it's still damp enough that you're like pulling on the

1168
00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:16,759
Speaker 3: sock in a weird way.

1169
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:19,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think sometimes your feet need to breathe, so

1170
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:22,800
Speaker 2: you wear like an enclosed sandal.

1171
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:26,240
Speaker 3: An enclosed sandal or a slide.

1172
00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:28,200
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't like how a slide.

1173
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:35,520
Speaker 3: It looks like backtball, right, I don't know where I

1174
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:37,319
Speaker 3: should turn, and I don't want to drive around in

1175
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:39,880
Speaker 3: a flip flop or be seen wearing jeans and flip flops.

1176
00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:41,520
Speaker 2: But I'm sure that's going to come back. Jeans and

1177
00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:44,560
Speaker 2: flip flops are really really gross to me. I really

1178
00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:47,200
Speaker 2: don't like that. It's I'm sure it's on its way back.

1179
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:49,160
Speaker 2: Just brace yourself. Yeah, I don't like it at all.

1180
00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:51,520
Speaker 3: Six years from now, you're going to be tooling around

1181
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:53,840
Speaker 3: them all in a pair of you know, cut jeans

1182
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:54,480
Speaker 3: and flip flops.

1183
00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:57,799
Speaker 2: I think that men wearing jeans and flip flops is

1184
00:54:57,800 --> 00:55:00,319
Speaker 2: like it. I don't want any man wearing a flip

1185
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:04,359
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. I'm so so sorry. I really it's

1186
00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:07,560
Speaker 2: really it's mostly straight men, right. I don't know if

1187
00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:09,240
Speaker 2: you've ever looked at a straight man's foot.

1188
00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:11,799
Speaker 3: I've looked at my feet, and as a gay man,

1189
00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:13,960
Speaker 3: I don't agree with my feet.

1190
00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:16,000
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sure your feet are more beautiful than

1191
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:20,560
Speaker 2: you think. You're really beautiful, I don't. I don't want

1192
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:23,000
Speaker 2: to comment on anything being ugly, but I do think

1193
00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:24,640
Speaker 2: I'm allowed to say this about straight men, and I

1194
00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:28,799
Speaker 2: think that they need to put their feet away, keep

1195
00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:31,120
Speaker 2: them away. Yeah, like you're not allowed. How about you're

1196
00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:33,759
Speaker 2: not allowed to do that, right, That's not something you

1197
00:55:33,800 --> 00:55:34,719
Speaker 2: should ever do.

1198
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:36,719
Speaker 3: But I don't want you giving gay men permission to

1199
00:55:36,719 --> 00:55:37,799
Speaker 3: wear flip flops either.

1200
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:40,000
Speaker 2: Well, I think gay men can do whatever they want.

1201
00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:41,960
Speaker 3: See now, this is where I disagree.

1202
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:51,480
Speaker 2: I'm an ally. It's my job. Boys, listen to me,

1203
00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:56,560
Speaker 2: do whatever the fuck you want. Mama's here. That's what

1204
00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:57,000
Speaker 2: I say.

1205
00:55:58,840 --> 00:56:07,200
Speaker 3: I'm the first gay person you've ever talked? Okay, well,

1206
00:56:07,239 --> 00:56:10,000
Speaker 3: I think we should probably play a game. Do we

1207
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,279
Speaker 3: have anything left to say about Taro?

1208
00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:11,600
Speaker 2: Now?

1209
00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:15,040
Speaker 3: I'm gonna pull one more card okay, and you're gonna

1210
00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:15,719
Speaker 3: pull one more card.

1211
00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:17,520
Speaker 2: I feel like we should see.

1212
00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:19,839
Speaker 3: And these are just for us?

1213
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:21,520
Speaker 2: Okay, what's yours?

1214
00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:23,520
Speaker 3: Mine is the eight of Roses?

1215
00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:26,880
Speaker 2: Okay, and mine is the seven of roses.

1216
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:29,440
Speaker 3: What does that mean other than we're bad at shuffling.

1217
00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:31,040
Speaker 2: Other than we're bad at shuffling?

1218
00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:31,279
Speaker 3: Wait?

1219
00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:33,920
Speaker 2: What's this one? The King of shells?

1220
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,920
Speaker 3: Okay, the King of shells? And it's two people in

1221
00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:40,400
Speaker 3: a gross embrace. That's probably one of the grossest embraces

1222
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:40,839
Speaker 3: you could do.

1223
00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:42,920
Speaker 2: Oh really, I would you agree? I actually really love

1224
00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:45,480
Speaker 2: this kind of embrace. You don't like this one?

1225
00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:47,480
Speaker 3: Well, how would you describe that as an embrace? That

1226
00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:48,880
Speaker 3: is so gross to me?

1227
00:56:49,040 --> 00:56:53,759
Speaker 2: It's it's you know, you're you're you're twisty tewing to

1228
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:57,160
Speaker 2: each other, You're looking apple your crisscross apple sauce to

1229
00:56:57,239 --> 00:56:57,600
Speaker 2: each other.

1230
00:56:57,640 --> 00:57:00,640
Speaker 3: Your legs are wrapped around each other like that, and

1231
00:57:00,680 --> 00:57:01,560
Speaker 3: you're so close.

1232
00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:04,880
Speaker 2: I think that's cozy, it's wet, it's what what do

1233
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:05,680
Speaker 2: you think they're doing?

1234
00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:08,200
Speaker 3: I look at that, and I'm like, there's a dampness.

1235
00:57:08,239 --> 00:57:12,320
Speaker 3: There's a strange element to the way people were sitting.

1236
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:13,719
Speaker 3: That's not for me.

1237
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:20,360
Speaker 2: Okay, what what do you like? What do you like?

1238
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:24,080
Speaker 3: Bottom of foot to bottom of foot, legs completely stretched.

1239
00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:27,600
Speaker 2: You No, I don't like that. I do like this.

1240
00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:28,200
Speaker 2: This is cozy.

1241
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:28,960
Speaker 3: Do you like that?

1242
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:29,240
Speaker 2: I do?

1243
00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:31,640
Speaker 3: Okay, listener, I like.

1244
00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:34,200
Speaker 2: To talk to people like this. I call this the

1245
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:35,040
Speaker 2: drew Berry Moore.

1246
00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:37,320
Speaker 3: That is a total drew Berry drew.

1247
00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:41,720
Speaker 2: Berrymore for sure. So this is our clarification card. But wait,

1248
00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:44,920
Speaker 2: so you picked this six roses roses. Okay, give me

1249
00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:48,480
Speaker 2: the buck. Okay, let me try and find it. Okay,

1250
00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:53,720
Speaker 2: Jesus christ Erre, it's the drew Berry Moore. Wait where

1251
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:56,600
Speaker 2: are Why is this so hard to I think it's.

1252
00:57:56,560 --> 00:58:00,520
Speaker 3: Kind of part of the the you know, spiritual element

1253
00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:00,919
Speaker 3: of this.

1254
00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:01,800
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

1255
00:58:02,040 --> 00:58:04,520
Speaker 3: Different cards move from page to page, say of.

1256
00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:06,280
Speaker 2: The same you got the eight of roses, you said.

1257
00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:07,240
Speaker 3: I got the eight of roses.

1258
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:11,800
Speaker 2: Okay, eight of roses. A regular and reliable arrangement or resource.

1259
00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:15,560
Speaker 2: Sometimes we just want someone who can comfortably deliver.

1260
00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:18,000
Speaker 3: That's such a low bar.

1261
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:21,360
Speaker 2: Yeah. So basically you're like you just want someone to

1262
00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:23,360
Speaker 2: take care of you, right, you would be taking care

1263
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:26,560
Speaker 2: of right, which I love that for you. And then

1264
00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:29,640
Speaker 2: mine is I got the seven of Roses. Mine is

1265
00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:33,920
Speaker 2: slow down, don't overthink a situation that simply needs to

1266
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:37,640
Speaker 2: run its course. Your patience and dedication will win out.

1267
00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:39,960
Speaker 2: So basically, I don't really know.

1268
00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:42,360
Speaker 3: It's that kind of a critical mom card. Yeah you know,

1269
00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:44,240
Speaker 3: she's just kind of badgering you.

1270
00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:47,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would say, And what about the Drew Barrymore,

1271
00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:50,120
Speaker 2: the King of Shells? The Drew Barrymore got out.

1272
00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:52,880
Speaker 3: The shells, King of Shells?

1273
00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:55,560
Speaker 2: Where are the things?

1274
00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:58,360
Speaker 3: It's impossible to find a card in that? Oh?

1275
00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:01,480
Speaker 2: Okay, this is a terrible and this is for both

1276
00:59:01,520 --> 00:59:03,160
Speaker 2: of us, by the way, Yeah, this is for both

1277
00:59:03,160 --> 00:59:05,000
Speaker 2: of us. This is for like us as a unit.

1278
00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:10,000
Speaker 2: This is us, This is us, and that's podcasting. Okay.

1279
00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:14,480
Speaker 2: King of Shells us gentle and experienced in love making.

1280
00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:19,200
Speaker 2: Oh interesting, The King of Shells tends to prioritize pleasuring

1281
00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:21,920
Speaker 2: his partner like a sexual poseidon.

1282
00:59:22,160 --> 00:59:22,760
Speaker 3: Oh.

1283
00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:31,040
Speaker 2: He displays a powerful oceanic masculinity that's so cuteic masculinity,

1284
00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:35,920
Speaker 2: an oceanic masculinity that summons the deeps. The King tends

1285
00:59:36,040 --> 00:59:40,560
Speaker 2: to have a deep understanding and a magnetic gaze. Expect

1286
00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:46,320
Speaker 2: eye contact, a slow build, and possibly a sensuous massage

1287
00:59:46,760 --> 00:59:48,800
Speaker 2: at beginning and end.

1288
00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:55,440
Speaker 3: And then here's beginning bookends, yeah, bookend massage okay, pre

1289
00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:56,920
Speaker 3: and post okay.

1290
00:59:56,920 --> 01:00:00,560
Speaker 2: Interesting And then the take care note is when on balanced,

1291
01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:05,760
Speaker 2: this king can pursue his emotional whims to damaging extremes that.

1292
01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:10,640
Speaker 3: Are so damaging all the time. Yeah, go off, King,

1293
01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:14,040
Speaker 3: go off, King of the Ocean. Wow, my heart is

1294
01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:18,320
Speaker 3: pound damn sweating. This is the most erotic this podcast.

1295
01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:21,040
Speaker 3: I mean it will get more erotic after this episode,

1296
01:00:21,080 --> 01:00:22,480
Speaker 3: but this is really a start.

1297
01:00:22,680 --> 01:00:25,400
Speaker 2: I wanted to and I wanted to end here.

1298
01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:29,480
Speaker 3: Okay, we're going to play a game called Gift you

1299
01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:31,240
Speaker 3: a Curse. I need to number between one and ten

1300
01:00:31,280 --> 01:00:32,479
Speaker 3: from you four.

1301
01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:33,080
Speaker 2: Okay.

1302
01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:34,760
Speaker 3: I have to do some light calculating to get our

1303
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:38,240
Speaker 3: game pieces right now. You can promote, recommend. I don't

1304
01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:38,840
Speaker 3: care what you do.

1305
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:44,880
Speaker 2: I am me. My name is Caitlin. I am a

1306
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:50,560
Speaker 2: Virgo son, I am a Sagittarius rising, and I am

1307
01:00:50,560 --> 01:00:52,960
Speaker 2: an Aquarius moon. And so what's interesting about that is

1308
01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:56,800
Speaker 2: Sagittarius risings are adventurers and comedians, so that's why. And

1309
01:00:56,840 --> 01:00:59,040
Speaker 2: then my Aquarius moon means that I'm like a little

1310
01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:01,160
Speaker 2: bit of an alien, you know, I'm kind of a

1311
01:01:01,160 --> 01:01:03,439
Speaker 2: bit of a world thinker. And then my Vigo son

1312
01:01:03,560 --> 01:01:08,439
Speaker 2: means that I have anxiety. So that's that's me. That's

1313
01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:14,800
Speaker 2: what I have going on. And I yeah, I am

1314
01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:17,960
Speaker 2: busy and I'm doing one thing, but I legitimately cannot

1315
01:01:17,960 --> 01:01:20,160
Speaker 2: talk about it yet, so I'm just gonna I just

1316
01:01:20,160 --> 01:01:22,720
Speaker 2: gave you my Big three instead, So there we go.

1317
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:24,680
Speaker 3: Everyone find Caitlin somewhere.

1318
01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:27,360
Speaker 2: Oh, you can find me on the socials on Instagram.

1319
01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:32,480
Speaker 2: It's at high Caitlin Riley. Okay, are people on TikTok anymore?

1320
01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:33,440
Speaker 3: That's a good question.

1321
01:01:33,760 --> 01:01:36,880
Speaker 2: Okay, Well I'm there on TikTok. Just it's Caitlin. Hello,

1322
01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:39,400
Speaker 2: Caitlyn Hello. And then I don't I don't have Twitter

1323
01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:43,160
Speaker 2: x because the in cells found me and I deleted it.

1324
01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:44,640
Speaker 3: Don't be sure I share your email?

1325
01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:47,160
Speaker 2: No, No, I'm okay.

1326
01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:49,520
Speaker 3: I want one, guess at some point to just give

1327
01:01:49,560 --> 01:01:50,320
Speaker 3: away their email.

1328
01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:52,520
Speaker 2: I do have Gmail, though, and I hate it. You

1329
01:01:52,560 --> 01:01:53,240
Speaker 2: hate Gmail?

1330
01:01:53,640 --> 01:01:54,720
Speaker 3: What's the other option?

1331
01:01:55,400 --> 01:01:55,920
Speaker 2: Yahoo?

1332
01:01:56,200 --> 01:01:56,480
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1333
01:01:56,640 --> 01:01:56,919
Speaker 2: Is that?

1334
01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:59,080
Speaker 3: Can you still get a Yahoo? Account or are they

1335
01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:00,360
Speaker 3: all legacy account.

1336
01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:03,000
Speaker 2: Or what is the other option aside from Gmail?

1337
01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:05,600
Speaker 3: It's probably some paid thing. It's probably like Apple has

1338
01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:08,240
Speaker 3: a thing that Apple at me dot com.

1339
01:02:08,280 --> 01:02:10,600
Speaker 2: I don't do that. I'm not paying for my email.

1340
01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:13,600
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. Okay, this is how we play gift or

1341
01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:16,000
Speaker 3: a curse. I'm going to name three things. You'll tell

1342
01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:18,439
Speaker 3: me if there are a gift or a curse and why.

1343
01:02:18,440 --> 01:02:20,000
Speaker 3: Then I'll tell you if you're right or wrong, because

1344
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:22,600
Speaker 3: there are correct answers, they can lose great.

1345
01:02:23,040 --> 01:02:23,280
Speaker 2: Okay.

1346
01:02:23,320 --> 01:02:25,479
Speaker 3: This first one is from a listener named Cameron. Gift

1347
01:02:25,560 --> 01:02:28,640
Speaker 3: or a curse When two pieces of a package snack

1348
01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:32,560
Speaker 3: are morphed into one, like goldfish or pretzels, et cetera.

1349
01:02:32,680 --> 01:02:36,720
Speaker 2: That's a curse. Why because there's a coagulation going on.

1350
01:02:36,760 --> 01:02:40,720
Speaker 2: But I didn't that I didn't pay for. Okay, So

1351
01:02:40,760 --> 01:02:42,840
Speaker 2: say I'm at a restaurant and I ordered the bag

1352
01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:46,320
Speaker 2: of cheese its and let's say there's a huge just

1353
01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:50,040
Speaker 2: like cheese curd clump where it's just like the dusting

1354
01:02:50,120 --> 01:02:54,440
Speaker 2: of the cheese it. That's a coagulation I did not

1355
01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:57,360
Speaker 2: pay for, and so that is a curse. I feel

1356
01:02:57,360 --> 01:03:00,560
Speaker 2: like you have I would throw that chip away. That's

1357
01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:01,040
Speaker 2: a curse.

1358
01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:05,439
Speaker 3: Correct, It shows a lack of care.

1359
01:03:05,600 --> 01:03:08,440
Speaker 2: There's a lack of care. What happened at the factory.

1360
01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:09,920
Speaker 2: What happened at the factory?

1361
01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:13,280
Speaker 3: What happened to good old hard work, right, good old.

1362
01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:15,000
Speaker 2: Fashion, hardy assurance.

1363
01:03:15,080 --> 01:03:17,280
Speaker 3: Right? If I see those two, I'm taking it back

1364
01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:19,720
Speaker 3: to the store. Well, first I'm calling and I'm yelling

1365
01:03:19,760 --> 01:03:23,240
Speaker 3: at somewhere, and then I'm taking it back to the store.

1366
01:03:23,720 --> 01:03:25,960
Speaker 3: I'm spitting it out of my mouth. God forbid, I

1367
01:03:26,040 --> 01:03:27,960
Speaker 3: chew it. You get it in time out, you.

1368
01:03:27,880 --> 01:03:29,320
Speaker 2: Go to the store, you have it in your mouth,

1369
01:03:29,480 --> 01:03:31,200
Speaker 2: you're talking to someone, you spit it out of your mouth.

1370
01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:32,480
Speaker 2: Look at this and look at this.

1371
01:03:33,040 --> 01:03:37,400
Speaker 3: No, I don't have my receipt, right, Yeah, but an

1372
01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:40,480
Speaker 3: absolute curse. Anyone that disagrees is wrong.

1373
01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:41,160
Speaker 2: Okay.

1374
01:03:41,160 --> 01:03:45,000
Speaker 3: The second one is from unfortunately former producer Stephen Ray Morris.

1375
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:47,920
Speaker 3: He somehow found his way into my inbox. Give her

1376
01:03:47,960 --> 01:03:52,919
Speaker 3: a curse. An unprompted wall of a text message.

1377
01:03:52,600 --> 01:03:57,240
Speaker 2: Oh I love gossip waits. So it's a wall of

1378
01:03:57,320 --> 01:04:00,680
Speaker 2: text that you are receiving from somebody. Is it good

1379
01:04:00,760 --> 01:04:02,640
Speaker 2: or bad? I guess that's what we're finding out. I

1380
01:04:02,720 --> 01:04:07,200
Speaker 2: think it's a gift. Why because I the other day

1381
01:04:07,320 --> 01:04:11,280
Speaker 2: I sent my group chat a fifteen minute voice note

1382
01:04:12,400 --> 01:04:13,160
Speaker 2: and I'm not kidding.

1383
01:04:14,520 --> 01:04:16,360
Speaker 3: You have to send like a quiz after to see

1384
01:04:16,360 --> 01:04:18,720
Speaker 3: if they actually listen to and they do, and they

1385
01:04:18,760 --> 01:04:24,760
Speaker 3: did fifteen minutes. Yeah, desperate for a podcast? Right, that

1386
01:04:24,880 --> 01:04:28,240
Speaker 3: was a backdoor pilot. Yeah, one of them says, this

1387
01:04:28,320 --> 01:04:30,400
Speaker 3: is enough, let's let's start a podcast.

1388
01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:33,360
Speaker 2: No, I think I do think that it's a gift.

1389
01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:36,320
Speaker 2: I love I love it when someone needs to tell

1390
01:04:36,320 --> 01:04:38,760
Speaker 2: me something. I like being involved.

1391
01:04:39,720 --> 01:04:42,680
Speaker 3: Correct, Yay, this is a gift.

1392
01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:43,120
Speaker 2: You know.

1393
01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:45,479
Speaker 3: It's either going to be a ton of gossip, yeah,

1394
01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:48,360
Speaker 3: or it's going to be the start of some sort

1395
01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:50,920
Speaker 3: of situation in your life with a lot of drama

1396
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:53,480
Speaker 3: because somebody's mad, someone has something to.

1397
01:04:53,440 --> 01:04:57,040
Speaker 2: Say, someone cares to communicate with you. Right, it's actually

1398
01:04:57,080 --> 01:04:59,959
Speaker 2: really romantic, just.

1399
01:05:00,240 --> 01:05:03,280
Speaker 3: Scrolling and scrolling through one block of text. I love it.

1400
01:05:03,360 --> 01:05:06,560
Speaker 3: I love it anytime your heart, regardless of what it says,

1401
01:05:06,600 --> 01:05:08,960
Speaker 3: your heart will be racing for a minute because you'll

1402
01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:11,840
Speaker 3: be thinking, oh my god, what why didn't they do this?

1403
01:05:11,880 --> 01:05:12,840
Speaker 3: In four different texts?

1404
01:05:12,880 --> 01:05:15,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's reminding you, like, baby, I'm alive.

1405
01:05:16,320 --> 01:05:18,840
Speaker 3: Right, and you picture them at their typewriter, typing away,

1406
01:05:19,320 --> 01:05:22,120
Speaker 3: sending that thing off to you. Oh yeah, there's that's

1407
01:05:22,120 --> 01:05:24,560
Speaker 3: dedication to care. That's the opposite of the goldfish situe.

1408
01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:25,920
Speaker 3: The new love letter, right.

1409
01:05:25,760 --> 01:05:28,080
Speaker 2: It's the new love letter. Yeah, all right.

1410
01:05:28,440 --> 01:05:30,920
Speaker 3: Finally, this is from a listener named Brian Gifter. A

1411
01:05:30,960 --> 01:05:33,960
Speaker 3: curse those little free library boxes that people put up

1412
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:35,120
Speaker 3: in front of their houses.

1413
01:05:35,520 --> 01:05:38,439
Speaker 2: Okay, so that's really performative to me, and I don't

1414
01:05:38,480 --> 01:05:41,080
Speaker 2: like it gift or a curse. It's a curse because

1415
01:05:41,120 --> 01:05:42,560
Speaker 2: if I walk past it, all of a sudden, I

1416
01:05:42,600 --> 01:05:44,480
Speaker 2: have to interact. And if I don't interact, then apparently

1417
01:05:44,520 --> 01:05:48,040
Speaker 2: I don't like people are reading. It's this perform it's

1418
01:05:48,040 --> 01:05:52,200
Speaker 2: a performative thing. It's a performative community thing. It's really cute.

1419
01:05:52,680 --> 01:05:54,960
Speaker 2: I just like part of me is like, oh great,

1420
01:05:55,560 --> 01:05:58,440
Speaker 2: I'm sure you have like homemade granola in your Ketchum.

1421
01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:01,400
Speaker 2: I just I think it's a curse. I think it's like,

1422
01:06:02,240 --> 01:06:08,400
Speaker 2: just get it. Get the book from Amazon. Please. No

1423
01:06:08,880 --> 01:06:10,040
Speaker 2: one is the time.

1424
01:06:10,720 --> 01:06:16,440
Speaker 3: God wrong, wrong, this is a gift.

1425
01:06:16,680 --> 01:06:18,960
Speaker 2: Amazon's terrible. Don't do that. Go to bookstores.

1426
01:06:19,160 --> 01:06:21,360
Speaker 3: No. I spoke to Caitlin before she has a kind

1427
01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:23,720
Speaker 3: of a partnership. She's teamed up with Amazon.

1428
01:06:23,440 --> 01:06:28,360
Speaker 2: Whatever, whatever, whatever. Mama's got a payabell. You needed that

1429
01:06:28,360 --> 01:06:30,560
Speaker 2: fifty bucks? Yeah?

1430
01:06:30,720 --> 01:06:32,760
Speaker 3: No, these are a gift. Look, have I ever found

1431
01:06:32,760 --> 01:06:34,320
Speaker 3: a book in one that I wanted to read or

1432
01:06:34,360 --> 01:06:37,960
Speaker 3: had any interest ever in taking home with me? No? Okay,

1433
01:06:38,560 --> 01:06:40,280
Speaker 3: but it's a nice little moment where you get to

1434
01:06:40,360 --> 01:06:42,160
Speaker 3: stop and kind of just linger in front of a

1435
01:06:42,200 --> 01:06:46,720
Speaker 3: stranger's home for too long, kind of looking through their things.

1436
01:06:46,800 --> 01:06:49,560
Speaker 3: How often do you get invited to look through strangers things?

1437
01:06:50,280 --> 01:06:52,760
Speaker 2: That's a really good point. I don't get invited enough,

1438
01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:55,000
Speaker 2: and I do love looking through strangers things.

1439
01:06:55,040 --> 01:06:58,200
Speaker 3: And I'm now thinking this is a new show Stranger's Things.

1440
01:06:58,400 --> 01:07:01,400
Speaker 3: Stranger Maybe it could be like an antique road show

1441
01:07:01,480 --> 01:07:06,280
Speaker 3: style show. Yeah, where they're appraising strangers things, and then

1442
01:07:06,280 --> 01:07:08,440
Speaker 3: we bring in a supernatural element that doesn't pay it.

1443
01:07:08,720 --> 01:07:11,320
Speaker 2: Praisers are dressed up as Demi Gorgan's.

1444
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:13,520
Speaker 3: There we go, Yeah, there we go. This is coming

1445
01:07:13,520 --> 01:07:15,040
Speaker 3: together strangers things.

1446
01:07:14,920 --> 01:07:19,520
Speaker 2: Strangers things. I like that this is our thing together.

1447
01:07:19,800 --> 01:07:21,920
Speaker 2: This is that we found it Siranda's reach out. This

1448
01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:25,960
Speaker 2: is us pitching strangers things to Ted. Saranda's on his desk.

1449
01:07:26,280 --> 01:07:30,280
Speaker 3: We're sitting through Bary Moore style on his Yeah yeah,

1450
01:07:30,360 --> 01:07:31,920
Speaker 3: He's like, when are they going to kiss?

1451
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:34,720
Speaker 2: Yeah? We never kiss. That. That's the hook of the show,

1452
01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:38,600
Speaker 2: the tension. Yeah, well you got.

1453
01:07:38,480 --> 01:07:39,280
Speaker 3: Two out of three?

1454
01:07:40,080 --> 01:07:42,600
Speaker 2: Are we done? You've I mean you've I wouldn't say

1455
01:07:42,640 --> 01:07:44,320
Speaker 2: failed the game. I don't fail.

1456
01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:45,680
Speaker 3: No, you've never.

1457
01:07:45,560 --> 01:07:48,000
Speaker 2: Failed, not according to my seven roses in my chariot.

1458
01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:53,480
Speaker 3: Please, I think we should answer a listener question. Fantastic

1459
01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:55,440
Speaker 3: people are writing into I said no gifts at gmail

1460
01:07:55,440 --> 01:07:57,600
Speaker 3: dot com. I'm not afraid to give my email away.

1461
01:07:57,920 --> 01:07:59,880
Speaker 3: That's my personal email. I just said no gives it

1462
01:08:00,040 --> 01:08:03,480
Speaker 3: email dot com and they're begging for answers. Will help

1463
01:08:03,520 --> 01:08:04,120
Speaker 3: me answer one of these?

1464
01:08:04,320 --> 01:08:04,640
Speaker 2: Of course.

1465
01:08:04,760 --> 01:08:07,120
Speaker 3: This is Dear Bridger and guests. I have been invited

1466
01:08:07,160 --> 01:08:10,480
Speaker 3: to the housewarming of two newly married friends. The invite

1467
01:08:10,520 --> 01:08:13,160
Speaker 3: states and I quote your presence is gift enough, which

1468
01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:16,240
Speaker 3: is quickly followed by if you insist on bringing something,

1469
01:08:16,280 --> 01:08:19,519
Speaker 3: please consider a no Skips vinyl album that would remind

1470
01:08:19,600 --> 01:08:23,960
Speaker 3: us of you. First, I mean, don't go, God, don't go.

1471
01:08:24,040 --> 01:08:26,280
Speaker 2: Wait wait, So what's the question.

1472
01:08:26,439 --> 01:08:29,240
Speaker 3: Okay, I mean I just had to kind of I'm

1473
01:08:29,320 --> 01:08:32,600
Speaker 3: collecting myself, you know that kind of shattered me. It

1474
01:08:32,640 --> 01:08:35,320
Speaker 3: seems conflicting to say no gifts but then be asked

1475
01:08:35,360 --> 01:08:38,160
Speaker 3: to bring something. Maybe your guests can relate. Okay, my

1476
01:08:38,280 --> 01:08:41,040
Speaker 3: question is what no skips album should I bring? Do

1477
01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:43,400
Speaker 3: I bring an album that I consider no skips but

1478
01:08:44,439 --> 01:08:47,559
Speaker 3: no they will not enjoy, for example Blink one eighty

1479
01:08:47,600 --> 01:08:51,280
Speaker 3: two's Enema of the State. Or do I select an

1480
01:08:51,280 --> 01:08:53,280
Speaker 3: album that is more in their wheelhouse and likely to

1481
01:08:53,320 --> 01:08:55,799
Speaker 3: be listened to by them down the line, for example,

1482
01:08:55,920 --> 01:08:59,639
Speaker 3: Lady gagaz Born this way, any advice will have you

1483
01:08:59,720 --> 01:09:02,280
Speaker 3: have be appreciated. That's from Colin in Portland.

1484
01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:04,599
Speaker 2: Okay, so I hate this couple.

1485
01:09:04,760 --> 01:09:07,519
Speaker 3: This couple is such a dread that is.

1486
01:09:07,520 --> 01:09:11,479
Speaker 2: So obnoxious because do you know what work one needs

1487
01:09:11,520 --> 01:09:15,479
Speaker 2: to go through to like get in their car find

1488
01:09:15,560 --> 01:09:18,599
Speaker 2: the record store because there's record stores on every block

1489
01:09:18,720 --> 01:09:19,679
Speaker 2: in every city.

1490
01:09:19,880 --> 01:09:21,840
Speaker 3: I smell another Amazon promo.

1491
01:09:21,600 --> 01:09:26,320
Speaker 2: Coming from yeah yeah, So then you have to then

1492
01:09:26,320 --> 01:09:32,080
Speaker 2: you have to sift through and find, like like by us,

1493
01:09:32,120 --> 01:09:35,280
Speaker 2: a record, but not just any record.

1494
01:09:34,800 --> 01:09:38,040
Speaker 3: A perfect to help them, which, by the way, is subjective.

1495
01:09:38,360 --> 01:09:40,720
Speaker 3: So it's a little like now we're putting in this

1496
01:09:40,800 --> 01:09:44,040
Speaker 3: weird critical element where you bring something and we might

1497
01:09:44,120 --> 01:09:49,519
Speaker 3: just think you're stupid or you have bad taste. People

1498
01:09:49,520 --> 01:09:51,360
Speaker 3: have all sorts of different types of no skip out.

1499
01:09:51,760 --> 01:09:55,960
Speaker 2: I'm getting them. Fred Durst solo, Help, Yeah, what is it?

1500
01:09:56,080 --> 01:09:57,960
Speaker 2: Start but kiss, start, star butt?

1501
01:09:58,120 --> 01:09:58,479
Speaker 3: What is.

1502
01:10:00,520 --> 01:10:04,679
Speaker 2: Let's not ellis? What's that album called star?

1503
01:10:04,880 --> 01:10:09,320
Speaker 3: It's hot dog flavored Water's.

1504
01:10:07,720 --> 01:10:10,640
Speaker 2: On flavored water and this star But so what is it?

1505
01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:12,280
Speaker 2: There's a second part to it.

1506
01:10:12,400 --> 01:10:14,519
Speaker 3: This is the Limp Biscuit album, not.

1507
01:10:14,840 --> 01:10:19,880
Speaker 2: Chocolate Starfish and the hot dog flavored water. And maybe

1508
01:10:21,360 --> 01:10:22,360
Speaker 2: who's Fred Durst?

1509
01:10:22,720 --> 01:10:26,479
Speaker 3: Fred Durst is the He is the vocalist. See, let's

1510
01:10:26,520 --> 01:10:29,320
Speaker 3: call him a singer. He's a singer, singer, singer.

1511
01:10:29,080 --> 01:10:29,759
Speaker 2: He's a musician.

1512
01:10:29,800 --> 01:10:30,560
Speaker 3: He's a vocalist.

1513
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:33,840
Speaker 2: Wait, so I just said the vocalist of Limp Biscuit,

1514
01:10:33,960 --> 01:10:41,000
Speaker 2: not just Limp Powerhouse vocalist, Powerhouse vocalist, Limp Biscuit, Starfish,

1515
01:10:41,080 --> 01:10:44,360
Speaker 2: Water and the hot Dog star Kiss.

1516
01:10:45,280 --> 01:10:46,960
Speaker 3: Ultimately, what you're trying to say is that's a no.

1517
01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:49,720
Speaker 2: Skips, a no skips album. So that's the album that

1518
01:10:49,760 --> 01:10:52,240
Speaker 2: I would bring as a fuck you to this couple,

1519
01:10:53,120 --> 01:10:56,479
Speaker 2: or bring an organic orange wine with like a lot

1520
01:10:56,520 --> 01:10:59,400
Speaker 2: of sediment in which I did the other day. I

1521
01:10:59,400 --> 01:11:03,000
Speaker 2: did the other day and the househost was like, oh wow,

1522
01:11:03,160 --> 01:11:06,760
Speaker 2: there's a lot of stuff in it. Huh. I was like, yeah, yeah,

1523
01:11:06,760 --> 01:11:09,439
Speaker 2: there is hot dog flavored water, hot dog flavored water,

1524
01:11:09,640 --> 01:11:10,759
Speaker 2: and the star Butt Kiss.

1525
01:11:11,080 --> 01:11:13,479
Speaker 3: That feels like a wine spin off or Limp Biscuit.

1526
01:11:13,479 --> 01:11:15,600
Speaker 3: They should start a wine business. They should kind of

1527
01:11:15,800 --> 01:11:18,439
Speaker 3: spin off of that album. Yeah, that would revive sales,

1528
01:11:18,560 --> 01:11:20,280
Speaker 3: I think so. I bet they're looking for that.

1529
01:11:20,439 --> 01:11:21,680
Speaker 2: I mean, that's resurgence.

1530
01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:25,519
Speaker 3: I feel like Collin take the Olympiscuit album, Yeah, take

1531
01:11:25,520 --> 01:11:27,439
Speaker 3: a Long, which I'm sure was on vinyl. That feels

1532
01:11:27,560 --> 01:11:28,480
Speaker 3: very Vinyl.

1533
01:11:28,120 --> 01:11:30,160
Speaker 2: Ready for me, very Vinyl ready album.

1534
01:11:30,360 --> 01:11:32,320
Speaker 3: There's a warmth to that album there is.

1535
01:11:32,400 --> 01:11:34,080
Speaker 2: Yeah. I want to I want to, really, I want

1536
01:11:34,080 --> 01:11:35,759
Speaker 2: to feel like I'm in the studio kind of surrounded

1537
01:11:35,760 --> 01:11:37,320
Speaker 2: by the sound of it all. I want to be

1538
01:11:37,360 --> 01:11:38,240
Speaker 2: inside the Biscuit.

1539
01:11:38,600 --> 01:11:44,200
Speaker 3: Yes, or take nothing, because they did say don't bring anything.

1540
01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:46,280
Speaker 3: When somebody says don't bring anything, and then the second

1541
01:11:46,320 --> 01:11:50,439
Speaker 3: thing is extremely annoying if I even show up, right.

1542
01:11:50,320 --> 01:11:53,120
Speaker 2: But also like so, then so then if you say

1543
01:11:53,200 --> 01:11:55,840
Speaker 2: it's such a specific gift, So if you say don't

1544
01:11:55,840 --> 01:11:58,240
Speaker 2: bring anything, but if you're going to bring someone something,

1545
01:11:58,320 --> 01:12:01,680
Speaker 2: Please bring a vinyl album that perfectly reflects you as

1546
01:12:01,680 --> 01:12:04,400
Speaker 2: a human being. So then they're going to so so

1547
01:12:04,479 --> 01:12:07,040
Speaker 2: here's the thing they're leading the witness, Right, So this

1548
01:12:07,120 --> 01:12:09,400
Speaker 2: couple is like, that's going to make everyone want to

1549
01:12:09,400 --> 01:12:11,840
Speaker 2: bring an album because what a fun little game. So

1550
01:12:11,920 --> 01:12:13,479
Speaker 2: every single person is going to come in the house

1551
01:12:13,479 --> 01:12:18,439
Speaker 2: and be like, okay, so this is the vinyl album

1552
01:12:18,479 --> 01:12:20,000
Speaker 2: I brought, and then the couple is going to be like,

1553
01:12:20,080 --> 01:12:23,680
Speaker 2: oh my god, of course yes. It's going to be

1554
01:12:23,680 --> 01:12:25,760
Speaker 2: this really cute back and forth, and then there's going

1555
01:12:25,840 --> 01:12:27,400
Speaker 2: to be that one person that doesn't bring in a

1556
01:12:27,479 --> 01:12:30,840
Speaker 2: vinyl album, and it's going to be a disappointment. Right,

1557
01:12:31,600 --> 01:12:34,040
Speaker 2: So I would say my answer is don't go.

1558
01:12:35,040 --> 01:12:36,680
Speaker 3: I think absolutely don't go.

1559
01:12:36,720 --> 01:12:39,439
Speaker 2: Cut them out, Yeah, look at them out of your

1560
01:12:39,439 --> 01:12:41,360
Speaker 2: life because they sound very toxic.

1561
01:12:41,439 --> 01:12:43,000
Speaker 3: Can you imagine going to that and being the only

1562
01:12:43,040 --> 01:12:44,439
Speaker 3: person that brings vinyl and I.

1563
01:12:44,439 --> 01:12:46,519
Speaker 2: Would do it? Oh, I thought you meant the only

1564
01:12:46,560 --> 01:12:47,759
Speaker 2: person that doesn't bring vinyl.

1565
01:12:48,439 --> 01:12:50,639
Speaker 3: Either way, it's horrible, But imagine showing up and you're

1566
01:12:50,680 --> 01:12:55,000
Speaker 3: the only person who did that. The horror, the spine chill.

1567
01:12:54,600 --> 01:12:56,519
Speaker 2: And how obnoxious I would have to leave.

1568
01:12:56,520 --> 01:12:58,200
Speaker 3: I would put it on a table and just walk out,

1569
01:12:58,280 --> 01:12:58,559
Speaker 3: and the.

1570
01:12:58,520 --> 01:13:00,800
Speaker 2: Couple would make it would be a whole It would

1571
01:13:00,800 --> 01:13:03,040
Speaker 2: be the sort of centerpiece of the evening.

1572
01:13:02,800 --> 01:13:04,320
Speaker 3: Right of course, of them making fun of.

1573
01:13:04,280 --> 01:13:10,200
Speaker 2: You, no, of them being like, uh, oh, Bridger, I

1574
01:13:10,240 --> 01:13:14,439
Speaker 2: can't believe you actually bought an out. Oh my, oh

1575
01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:19,479
Speaker 2: my good uh Fridger, wait okay, hold on, wait butriger

1576
01:13:19,479 --> 01:13:23,559
Speaker 2: come here, wait hold on Bridger, Okay, why this richer?

1577
01:13:24,080 --> 01:13:25,120
Speaker 2: Why this album?

1578
01:13:25,439 --> 01:13:26,080
Speaker 3: Then they put it on.

1579
01:13:27,160 --> 01:13:29,640
Speaker 2: Yes, so they're gonna make a whole spectacle of it,

1580
01:13:29,680 --> 01:13:33,080
Speaker 2: because that is inherently what they want, right, So they're

1581
01:13:33,120 --> 01:13:37,240
Speaker 2: gonna just hook into you the whole night. Personal hell yeah,

1582
01:13:37,280 --> 01:13:40,360
Speaker 2: personal health. Well, we answered the question perfectly. I think

1583
01:13:40,360 --> 01:13:40,680
Speaker 2: we did.

1584
01:13:41,200 --> 01:13:42,960
Speaker 3: You didn't win the game, That's fine.

1585
01:13:43,320 --> 01:13:45,200
Speaker 2: I didn't win the game. I was kind of an

1586
01:13:45,240 --> 01:13:49,559
Speaker 2: annoying guest. I was late. I think I talked over

1587
01:13:49,600 --> 01:13:53,080
Speaker 2: you a little bit. You're kind of loud and repetitive.

1588
01:13:53,120 --> 01:13:56,000
Speaker 3: You've been a real d plus I've been a real Yeah,

1589
01:13:56,200 --> 01:13:57,840
Speaker 3: I'm unfortunately.

1590
01:13:57,280 --> 01:13:57,840
Speaker 2: But that's okay.

1591
01:13:57,840 --> 01:13:59,360
Speaker 3: That's why we're able to delete audio.

1592
01:14:00,040 --> 01:14:00,599
Speaker 2: Thank god.

1593
01:14:00,800 --> 01:14:02,880
Speaker 3: All right, I mean this will we'll save this as

1594
01:14:02,920 --> 01:14:05,000
Speaker 3: like once the podcast is fully over. We'll be like

1595
01:14:05,040 --> 01:14:07,519
Speaker 3: and one special tree. This one. Don't get your hopes

1596
01:14:07,600 --> 01:14:10,760
Speaker 3: up at the episode sucks. Yeah, but you can listen

1597
01:14:10,760 --> 01:14:12,720
Speaker 3: to it because you need more. Yeah, that'll be in

1598
01:14:12,720 --> 01:14:16,200
Speaker 3: a few years and that's fine, fantastic, and you'll be

1599
01:14:16,240 --> 01:14:18,519
Speaker 3: famous by then. Fame, fame.

1600
01:14:18,760 --> 01:14:19,439
Speaker 2: It's in my car.

1601
01:14:19,560 --> 01:14:20,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, you'll be on floats galore.

1602
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:23,800
Speaker 2: I'll be on floats galore. I've had such a lovely

1603
01:14:23,840 --> 01:14:26,360
Speaker 2: time with you. I've had such a lovely time with you.

1604
01:14:26,040 --> 01:14:27,479
Speaker 3: Thank you for being here.

1605
01:14:27,320 --> 01:14:28,200
Speaker 2: Thank you for being here.

1606
01:14:29,960 --> 01:14:33,840
Speaker 3: Listener, the podcast is over. It's just over. I'm I'm

1607
01:14:33,880 --> 01:14:38,560
Speaker 3: asking everyone to stop listening. Stop, get over it, move on.

1608
01:14:38,800 --> 01:14:45,160
Speaker 3: I love you, goodbye. I said No Gifts is an

1609
01:14:45,200 --> 01:14:50,320
Speaker 3: exactly right production. Our senior producer is Ellis Nelson, and

1610
01:14:50,400 --> 01:14:54,320
Speaker 3: our episodes are beautifully mixed by Ben Holliday. The theme

1611
01:14:54,400 --> 01:14:57,799
Speaker 3: song is by miracle Worker Amy Mann, and we couldn't

1612
01:14:57,800 --> 01:15:01,360
Speaker 3: do it without our booker, Patrick Cottner. You must follow

1613
01:15:01,400 --> 01:15:03,880
Speaker 3: the show on Instagram. At I said No Gifts, that's

1614
01:15:03,880 --> 01:15:06,080
Speaker 3: where you're going to see pictures of all these wonderful

1615
01:15:06,080 --> 01:15:08,839
Speaker 3: gifts I'm getting. And don't you want to see the gifts?

1616
01:15:10,560 --> 01:15:11,200
Speaker 3: I invit?

1617
01:15:11,280 --> 01:15:17,280
Speaker 1: Did you hear Gonta made myself perfectly clear.

1618
01:15:18,560 --> 01:15:20,320
Speaker 3: But you're a guest to my home.

1619
01:15:22,720 --> 01:15:28,960
Speaker 1: You gotta come to me empty, and I said, no guests.

1620
01:15:29,080 --> 01:15:34,880
Speaker 1: You're our presences, presents enough, and I already had too

1621
01:15:35,160 --> 01:15:39,760
Speaker 1: much stuff. So how do you dare to survey me