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Speaker 1: Second dat Day. The guy named Kipling is on the
Speaker 1: phone today for a second date update. He sounds very
Speaker 1: high class. Yes he does, Kipling. Apparently he's not very
Speaker 1: good at dating, doesn't date a whole lot, and he's
Speaker 1: afraid that his nerves might have got the best of
Speaker 1: him on his first date. Kip, how you doing? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I'm good? Good. Can I call you Kip? Yes? Actually
Speaker 1: Kip is most people call me Kip. Okay, I just
Speaker 1: don't want I don't know why. I just don't want
Speaker 1: to call you Kippling the whole time. I don't know why.
Speaker 1: But it sounds weird. Yeah it's kind of Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a weird name. Okay, So Kip, now I want to
Speaker 1: call you Kipling every time? This is I mean, you
Speaker 1: can if you want to. All right, Remember you're getting
Speaker 1: made fun of by a guy named Jubil, So you're fine, dude.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, all right, well, Kip Kipling whatever, Just tell
Speaker 1: us about your first date A little bit what's the problem. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: so I don't generally date a lot, like for the
Speaker 1: most part, Okay, I just don't go on a lot
Speaker 1: of dates. I don't do the whole online dating thing
Speaker 1: just because it's weird and hard. But anyways, this friend
Speaker 1: of mine at work, she sort of showed me this
Speaker 1: her friend Mona, showing me pictures of her. And it
Speaker 1: sounds to me like you're trying to say your friend
Speaker 1: from work cooked you up with a date. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Am I not explaining that right? Well, I mean it
Speaker 1: just sounds like you're a little nervous maybe, and kind
Speaker 1: of all over the place. Okay, sorry, Okay, yeah, you're fine, man,
Speaker 1: You're doing a really good job. You're here with friends.
Speaker 1: Kip will help you out. So your friend set you
Speaker 1: up with a lady, right, My friend set me up
Speaker 1: with this girl, and we talked on the phone and
Speaker 1: we decided to go to a restaurant. And you know,
Speaker 1: I picked a really nice restaurant because I wanted to
Speaker 1: impress her. I mean, she she looked really cute. I
Speaker 1: hadn't been on a date in a while, and you know,
Speaker 1: I wanted to take her somewhere where they have silverware. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that's a good new A woman will always
Speaker 1: love you if you feed her. Well, well, I guess right,
Speaker 1: but so but I got there late. I misjudged the
Speaker 1: traffic and I got there like fifteen maybe twenty minutes late.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that that is a lot late. Like five
Speaker 1: minutes is okay. But if you're fifteen minutes late, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know. Did you text her and say hey, run
Speaker 1: in a little bit behind. No, I didn't want to
Speaker 1: text while I was driving. I don't know when should
Speaker 1: do that. That's a good point. Back to your date, Kip,
Speaker 1: How did she react when you were that late? Did
Speaker 1: she seem upset by that? She seemed fine with it.
Speaker 1: She she was really nice about it. But I was
Speaker 1: already so nervous because I was late, and then this
Speaker 1: thing happened. Well, I guess I was surprised by the
Speaker 1: by the size of her. She had a really big
Speaker 1: chest area. Okay, that'll happen. That'll happen. Sometimes she had boobs,
Speaker 1: is what you're saying. Big? Yeah, and I wasn't. It's
Speaker 1: not I wasn't bothered by it, obviously, but I was.
Speaker 1: I just sometimes I would catch myself, you know, not
Speaker 1: talking or looking at her face, and and I was
Speaker 1: just really nervous, and so at one point I feel
Speaker 1: like I overcompensated and then I just stared too much
Speaker 1: at her face. Is it? It's kind of like when
Speaker 1: somebody has a weird growth on their face or something
Speaker 1: and you're like, I can't look at it, and then
Speaker 1: you keep catching yourself looking at it. Yeah. But if,
Speaker 1: like if that was on her chest, yeah too, I
Speaker 1: guess apparently, did you actually address the problem problem or
Speaker 1: did you guys not talk about I'm serious. It's like, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: that her that if she had big boobs. No, well,
Speaker 1: I mean I have not a huge chest, but I
Speaker 1: have a larger top half. And you know, when somebody's
Speaker 1: staring sometimes I'll just ask, you know, hey, appear well,
Speaker 1: if you're asking me if I went online and looked
Speaker 1: at pictures of you, I haven't. No, I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't think she's saying that at all. I think she's
Speaker 1: saying did it ever get brought up that you were
Speaker 1: having trouble paying attention to the conversation because of your
Speaker 1: date's boobs? No? I thought that Brooke was asking me
Speaker 1: if I had ever seen her chest. It's larger. No, no,
Speaker 1: she wasn't. But hey, you can always go to the
Speaker 1: website after the second date update is done and look
Speaker 1: at you want. Okay, okay, Oh my gosh. All right,
Speaker 1: So did she make any reference to you staring at
Speaker 1: her chest or not staring at her chest? No? No,
Speaker 1: not that I remember I did. I didn't. I mean no,
Speaker 1: So it was just something that you were self conscious
Speaker 1: about on the date. Yeah, and then I was self
Speaker 1: conscious that I was self conscious about it. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: the whole time, that's all you were thinking about is
Speaker 1: don't look too long at her boobs. Oh crap. I
Speaker 1: looked at her boobs. Oh my gosh. Yeah, and then
Speaker 1: I was thinking about thinking about looking at her boobs.
Speaker 1: And it was just the downhill for you. Did you
Speaker 1: hear a word that she said on the date? I mean,
Speaker 1: I know at one point she was talking about swimming,
Speaker 1: but I have no idea what that was about. How
Speaker 1: long would you spend it? Did her staring at her breasts? Well,
Speaker 1: so that was the thing I thought that I don't know.
Speaker 1: In my mind, I thought dinner and drinks would last
Speaker 1: like three hours, and then we were done by like
Speaker 1: forty five minutes. So I started to panic, and I was,
Speaker 1: you know, suggesting a bunch of activities, like you want
Speaker 1: to go bowling or I don't know. I was suggesting
Speaker 1: these activities and she kind of wasn't really into it.
Speaker 1: She said she had to go and meet a friend,
Speaker 1: and you know, you know, I walked her to her car,
Speaker 1: and I didn't get a chance to like try to
Speaker 1: kiss her or anything because she was getting in her car.
Speaker 1: And then then then I asked her if I could
Speaker 1: call her, but she was closing the door. I don't
Speaker 1: know if she heard me or not. You need to
Speaker 1: walk into her car and she didn't really say much
Speaker 1: to you and close the door in your face, because
Speaker 1: that's what it sounds like. Well, it wasn't that bad.
Speaker 1: I was just a little nervous until by the time I,
Speaker 1: you know, worked up the courage to just ask if
Speaker 1: I could call her, she was closing the door. I
Speaker 1: picture her driving out of the park and I like,
Speaker 1: connect call No, okay, kind of kid. You sound like
Speaker 1: a really nice guy talking to you, but your description
Speaker 1: of the date sounds like you acted like an awkward curve. Yes, no,
Speaker 1: I wasn't. I wasn't being pervious. Just that was what
Speaker 1: was on my mind about and I don't date a lot,
Speaker 1: and I thought that this girl was really nice and
Speaker 1: we kind of had a nice time. I just was
Speaker 1: hoping you guys could help me figure out, like what
Speaker 1: went wrong. Okay, we can definitely do that. What we'll
Speaker 1: do is we'll play a song come back Caller and
Speaker 1: get your second date update. Okay, Okay, thanks guy, Okay,
Speaker 1: hang on brooking Jubil in the morning, I can honestly say,
Speaker 1: out of all the second date updates we've ever done,
Speaker 1: the hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of second date updates,
Speaker 1: I've never wanted anybody to get a second date more
Speaker 1: than my man Kipling, who's on the phone right now
Speaker 1: to do a second date update the story of an
Speaker 1: undergone You might know him as the Kipmeister, the Kipping
Speaker 1: dat Mister Kipplesworth. Kipling is on the phone right now.
Speaker 1: He's a great dude, but he got a little nervous
Speaker 1: on his first date because he was ambushed by a
Speaker 1: woman with big bazooms, and that will happen from time
Speaker 1: to time. Kip was not ready for it. If you
Speaker 1: were listening to the first part of the second date Update,
Speaker 1: Kip explained that he has not dated very much. He
Speaker 1: went out with a girl that he met through a
Speaker 1: co worker and when he met her at the restaurant,
Speaker 1: which he was fifteen minutes late too, by the way,
Speaker 1: she actually had a very large chest and Kip was
Speaker 1: nervous the whole time and couldn't pay attention and he
Speaker 1: barely heard a word she said. She ended the date
Speaker 1: by just hopping in the car and leaving, and he
Speaker 1: hasn't spoken to her since. Kipling, Are you ready? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I hope you can work to your magic you you know. Well,
Speaker 1: we'll see if we can do our thing here. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna doal the phonnel right now, okay, okay, Hello, I
Speaker 1: was looking for Mona. Yeah, this is her. Hello Mona.
Speaker 1: My name is Jubil and I host a radio show
Speaker 1: called Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Okay, cool. Have
Speaker 1: you ever heard the show before? It all? Yeah? No,
Speaker 1: I mean I've heard of you. I just don't listen.
Speaker 1: That's often. Okay, cool. Well you may have never listen
Speaker 1: sen really before, but you're actually on the show right now.
Speaker 1: What do you mean? I mean that one of our
Speaker 1: listeners actually sent us an email about you about me? Yep?
Speaker 1: Really yep, and they said all nice things too. That's great.
Speaker 1: What what's it about. It's about a date that you
Speaker 1: went on recently? Really? Yeah, you went on a date
Speaker 1: with a guy named Kipling? Oh wow? Yeah you mean
Speaker 1: k I do? Yes, I do. And he actually emailed
Speaker 1: us because he wanted us to get a hold of you.
Speaker 1: I guess you're not calling him back since your date
Speaker 1: and he's confused. Yeah, um, is there a reason why
Speaker 1: you don't want to go out with him again? I mean,
Speaker 1: he seemed like a really sweet guy, but I get
Speaker 1: to tell he was really really nervous, like anxiously nervous,
Speaker 1: like kind of extremely awkward on a scale of one
Speaker 1: to ten and the most awkward date you've ever been on?
Speaker 1: How was this date a fifteen? I don't tell you
Speaker 1: why I asked it like that because we actually talked
Speaker 1: to Kipling. Sounds like a nice guy, but he was
Speaker 1: also very nervous talking to us, So I can't imagine
Speaker 1: how he would be on a date. Yeah, like yeah,
Speaker 1: like everything you can imagine, like times a thousand. Did
Speaker 1: it get better as you guys hung out longer? No,
Speaker 1: it only got worse. How did it get worse? Like
Speaker 1: he showed up almost twenty minutes lude, right without letting
Speaker 1: me know. When he walked in, though, despite being twenty
Speaker 1: minutes late, were you kind of excited? Like, Oh, he's cute.
Speaker 1: I mean he was like nerdy, awkward cute. Maybe this
Speaker 1: could end well. But I've been waiting for him to order.
Speaker 1: And the waitress came and he gave her our menus
Speaker 1: and said we wouldn't be ordering food. We were just
Speaker 1: going to get drinks. But I'd waited all day to eat,
Speaker 1: was already after that and I hadn't eaten and all
Speaker 1: we were getting was drinks. Like, we went to this
Speaker 1: nice restaurant and we weren't even going to get food, Like,
Speaker 1: why didn't you go to the bar? Oh? I would
Speaker 1: have been like, hell no, I'm getting food. You don't
Speaker 1: even want to see me when I'm hungry. Right now,
Speaker 1: we were like a few drinks in and I started
Speaker 1: getting a little tipsy, and I finally was like, hey, man,
Speaker 1: like I'm really hungry because obabe we order something and
Speaker 1: she was like yeah, sure, I'll get an appetizer for
Speaker 1: us to split. Oh wow. So then he decides to
Speaker 1: get calamari, which is fine. It was great, and I
Speaker 1: was eating and he could tell that I was uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: So then he says, can I ask you a question?
Speaker 1: And of course I said sure, And he asked me
Speaker 1: if I'm having a good time? Because my face doesn't
Speaker 1: look like I'm having a good time. Your face doesn't
Speaker 1: look like you're having fun. What'd you say to that?
Speaker 1: I just smiled and put more calamari in my Now,
Speaker 1: you were, though, probably showing some pain on your face
Speaker 1: at this point. I think at that point, a few
Speaker 1: drinks in, no food in my stomach, I couldn't hide
Speaker 1: a thing, all right, So it was just a very
Speaker 1: awkward time for you. It was extremely awkward. You know
Speaker 1: what else is going to be awkward? What? He's actually
Speaker 1: on the other line listening and wants to talk to
Speaker 1: you right now? Wait what, Kip? Where you at him? Onna?
Speaker 1: Oh no, hi Kip, hip kid? Why are you doing this?
Speaker 1: I'm confused? Well, you weren't. You weren't answering my messages.
Speaker 1: I wanted to talk to you and see if you
Speaker 1: wanted to go on another date. Kip, did you hear
Speaker 1: what I said about our first date? Yeah? But listen,
Speaker 1: the thing is okay. So I don't date a lot
Speaker 1: and I really liked you when you made me nervous.
Speaker 1: And I was already really nervous because I was late.
Speaker 1: And the thing is, I just showed up and I
Speaker 1: just wasn't expecting a woman of your nature to be there.
Speaker 1: What does that even mean? What does that mean? Ki Oh?
Speaker 1: I just mean you're very You're very beautiful. You know,
Speaker 1: you're very captivating. You have captivating features, you know, k
Speaker 1: That's really that's really see. Yeah, and I just I
Speaker 1: just got nervous, and that's why maybe I wasn't the
Speaker 1: best dat I was nervous and I could tell you
Speaker 1: you weren't having a good time. And the reason I
Speaker 1: didn't orders a bunch of food is because I don't know,
Speaker 1: maybe we were gonna, you know, something was going to happen.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, wait what are you talking about, Kip? What
Speaker 1: was gonna happen if you ordered food? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe you just if you know, you don't know what
Speaker 1: happens if if the date goes well, and you know,
Speaker 1: I just didn't want to have, you know, anyone to
Speaker 1: feel awkward about having bad breath or have stuff in
Speaker 1: their teeth or anything. Do you mean, like, if you
Speaker 1: guys are gonna kiss or something at the end there. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I thought he was planning a lot more than that.
Speaker 1: Ye me too, But I'm not really giving Kip that
Speaker 1: much credit. I was like damp so that slow dead
Speaker 1: No no, no, I just meant kissing, like we might
Speaker 1: kiss if it went well, it's a day. How would
Speaker 1: you know, Kip? You know, like I get being nervous,
Speaker 1: like going on dates and stuff, but you probably don't
Speaker 1: want to ask if they're having good time because their
Speaker 1: face doesn't look happy kind of a turn off. I
Speaker 1: didn't mean like that. I mean, your face is beautiful,
Speaker 1: You're I mean, your whole it is beautiful. You're beautiful.
Speaker 1: You know. I didn't mean it like that. I just
Speaker 1: meant like I could tell like you weren't having a
Speaker 1: good time, and I wanted you to have a good time.
Speaker 1: You know. Yeah, but like maybe you could have phrased
Speaker 1: it a little differently. Yeah. Yeah, I look, I was
Speaker 1: nervous and I don't date a lot, okay, but like listen,
Speaker 1: I'm a really nice guy, and you know, I just
Speaker 1: feel like I could do it right. You know, we
Speaker 1: could go somewhere and get food, and I don't know,
Speaker 1: I think about like he's laying it all out there.
Speaker 1: Maybe next time, because it's all out in the open,
Speaker 1: he won't have those same type of nerves. I mean
Speaker 1: he's really sweet and everything he does seems pretty genuine.
Speaker 1: Well how about this, mona, would you go out with
Speaker 1: Kip on a second date? I will pay for it?
Speaker 1: Oh um? Three second ding? What's that said? We would
Speaker 1: get food? This time? You can get food? I promise, yes.
Speaker 1: We could do whatever. We could go bowling or get
Speaker 1: food or whatever. It's the same, Kif you really like bowling,
Speaker 1: don't you. I just don't eat a lot. And that's
Speaker 1: just the last date I went on. We went bowling
Speaker 1: and we had a great time. Oh you guys don't
Speaker 1: have to go bowling if you don't want to it.
Speaker 1: You can do anything. We will pay for it, though.
Speaker 1: Will you go out with Kipling again? You know what?
Speaker 1: I guess he does deserve a second chance. That almost
Speaker 1: sounded not painful. You're saying, yes, yes, I'll go out
Speaker 1: with Kip again. Yes, really it's you won't regret it,
Speaker 1: I promise. Congratulations, Kipling, you got a second date. Man, Wow,
Speaker 1: I can't believe you guys did this. This is amazing
Speaker 1: kip I can't believe we did it either. In the
Speaker 1: morning