WEBVTT - 2nd Date Update PODCAST: Kip Kip Hooray

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<v Speaker 1>Second dat Day. The guy named Kipling is on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone today for a second date update. He sounds very

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<v Speaker 1>high class. Yes he does, Kipling. Apparently he's not very

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<v Speaker 1>good at dating, doesn't date a whole lot, and he's

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<v Speaker 1>afraid that his nerves might have got the best of

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<v Speaker 1>him on his first date. Kip, how you doing? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good? Good. Can I call you Kip? Yes? Actually

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<v Speaker 1>Kip is most people call me Kip. Okay, I just

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<v Speaker 1>don't want I don't know why. I just don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to call you Kippling the whole time. I don't know why.

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<v Speaker 1>But it sounds weird. Yeah it's kind of Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a weird name. Okay, So Kip, now I want to

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<v Speaker 1>call you Kipling every time? This is I mean, you

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<v Speaker 1>can if you want to. All right, Remember you're getting

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<v Speaker 1>made fun of by a guy named Jubil, So you're fine, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, all right, well, Kip Kipling whatever, Just tell

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<v Speaker 1>us about your first date A little bit what's the problem. Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>so I don't generally date a lot, like for the

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<v Speaker 1>most part, Okay, I just don't go on a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of dates. I don't do the whole online dating thing

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<v Speaker 1>just because it's weird and hard. But anyways, this friend

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<v Speaker 1>of mine at work, she sort of showed me this

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<v Speaker 1>her friend Mona, showing me pictures of her. And it

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<v Speaker 1>sounds to me like you're trying to say your friend

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<v Speaker 1>from work cooked you up with a date. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Am I not explaining that right? Well, I mean it

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<v Speaker 1>just sounds like you're a little nervous maybe, and kind

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<v Speaker 1>of all over the place. Okay, sorry, Okay, yeah, you're fine, man,

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<v Speaker 1>You're doing a really good job. You're here with friends.

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<v Speaker 1>Kip will help you out. So your friend set you

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<v Speaker 1>up with a lady, right, My friend set me up

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<v Speaker 1>with this girl, and we talked on the phone and

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<v Speaker 1>we decided to go to a restaurant. And you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I picked a really nice restaurant because I wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>impress her. I mean, she she looked really cute. I

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<v Speaker 1>hadn't been on a date in a while, and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to take her somewhere where they have silverware. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's a good new A woman will always

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<v Speaker 1>love you if you feed her. Well, well, I guess right,

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<v Speaker 1>but so but I got there late. I misjudged the

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<v Speaker 1>traffic and I got there like fifteen maybe twenty minutes late.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, that that is a lot late. Like five

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<v Speaker 1>minutes is okay. But if you're fifteen minutes late, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I know. Did you text her and say hey, run

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<v Speaker 1>in a little bit behind. No, I didn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>text while I was driving. I don't know when should

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<v Speaker 1>do that. That's a good point. Back to your date, Kip,

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<v Speaker 1>How did she react when you were that late? Did

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<v Speaker 1>she seem upset by that? She seemed fine with it.

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<v Speaker 1>She she was really nice about it. But I was

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<v Speaker 1>already so nervous because I was late, and then this

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<v Speaker 1>thing happened. Well, I guess I was surprised by the

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<v Speaker 1>by the size of her. She had a really big

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<v Speaker 1>chest area. Okay, that'll happen. That'll happen. Sometimes she had boobs,

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<v Speaker 1>is what you're saying. Big? Yeah, and I wasn't. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not I wasn't bothered by it, obviously, but I was.

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<v Speaker 1>I just sometimes I would catch myself, you know, not

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<v Speaker 1>talking or looking at her face, and and I was

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<v Speaker 1>just really nervous, and so at one point I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like I overcompensated and then I just stared too much

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<v Speaker 1>at her face. Is it? It's kind of like when

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<v Speaker 1>somebody has a weird growth on their face or something

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<v Speaker 1>and you're like, I can't look at it, and then

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<v Speaker 1>you keep catching yourself looking at it. Yeah. But if,

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<v Speaker 1>like if that was on her chest, yeah too, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess apparently, did you actually address the problem problem or

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<v Speaker 1>did you guys not talk about I'm serious. It's like, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>that her that if she had big boobs. No, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I have not a huge chest, but I

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<v Speaker 1>have a larger top half. And you know, when somebody's

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<v Speaker 1>staring sometimes I'll just ask, you know, hey, appear well,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're asking me if I went online and looked

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<v Speaker 1>at pictures of you, I haven't. No, I don't. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think she's saying that at all. I think she's

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<v Speaker 1>saying did it ever get brought up that you were

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<v Speaker 1>having trouble paying attention to the conversation because of your

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<v Speaker 1>date's boobs? No? I thought that Brooke was asking me

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<v Speaker 1>if I had ever seen her chest. It's larger. No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>she wasn't. But hey, you can always go to the

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<v Speaker 1>website after the second date update is done and look

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<v Speaker 1>at you want. Okay, okay, Oh my gosh. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>So did she make any reference to you staring at

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<v Speaker 1>her chest or not staring at her chest? No? No,

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<v Speaker 1>not that I remember I did. I didn't. I mean no,

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<v Speaker 1>So it was just something that you were self conscious

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<v Speaker 1>about on the date. Yeah, and then I was self

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<v Speaker 1>conscious that I was self conscious about it. Yeah. So

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<v Speaker 1>the whole time, that's all you were thinking about is

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<v Speaker 1>don't look too long at her boobs. Oh crap. I

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<v Speaker 1>looked at her boobs. Oh my gosh. Yeah, and then

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<v Speaker 1>I was thinking about thinking about looking at her boobs.

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<v Speaker 1>And it was just the downhill for you. Did you

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<v Speaker 1>hear a word that she said on the date? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I know at one point she was talking about swimming,

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<v Speaker 1>but I have no idea what that was about. How

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<v Speaker 1>long would you spend it? Did her staring at her breasts? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>so that was the thing I thought that I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>In my mind, I thought dinner and drinks would last

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<v Speaker 1>like three hours, and then we were done by like

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<v Speaker 1>forty five minutes. So I started to panic, and I was,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, suggesting a bunch of activities, like you want

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<v Speaker 1>to go bowling or I don't know. I was suggesting

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<v Speaker 1>these activities and she kind of wasn't really into it.

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<v Speaker 1>She said she had to go and meet a friend,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, you know, I walked her to her car,

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<v Speaker 1>and I didn't get a chance to like try to

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<v Speaker 1>kiss her or anything because she was getting in her car.

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<v Speaker 1>And then then then I asked her if I could

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<v Speaker 1>call her, but she was closing the door. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if she heard me or not. You need to

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<v Speaker 1>walk into her car and she didn't really say much

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<v Speaker 1>to you and close the door in your face, because

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<v Speaker 1>that's what it sounds like. Well, it wasn't that bad.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just a little nervous until by the time I,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, worked up the courage to just ask if

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<v Speaker 1>I could call her, she was closing the door. I

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<v Speaker 1>picture her driving out of the park and I like,

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<v Speaker 1>connect call No, okay, kind of kid. You sound like

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<v Speaker 1>a really nice guy talking to you, but your description

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<v Speaker 1>of the date sounds like you acted like an awkward curve. Yes, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't. I wasn't being pervious. Just that was what

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<v Speaker 1>was on my mind about and I don't date a lot,

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<v Speaker 1>and I thought that this girl was really nice and

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<v Speaker 1>we kind of had a nice time. I just was

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<v Speaker 1>hoping you guys could help me figure out, like what

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<v Speaker 1>went wrong. Okay, we can definitely do that. What we'll

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<v Speaker 1>do is we'll play a song come back Caller and

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<v Speaker 1>get your second date update. Okay, Okay, thanks guy, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>hang on brooking Jubil in the morning, I can honestly say,

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<v Speaker 1>out of all the second date updates we've ever done,

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<v Speaker 1>the hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of second date updates,

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<v Speaker 1>I've never wanted anybody to get a second date more

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<v Speaker 1>than my man Kipling, who's on the phone right now

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<v Speaker 1>to do a second date update the story of an

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<v Speaker 1>undergone You might know him as the Kipmeister, the Kipping

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<v Speaker 1>dat Mister Kipplesworth. Kipling is on the phone right now.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a great dude, but he got a little nervous

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<v Speaker 1>on his first date because he was ambushed by a

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<v Speaker 1>woman with big bazooms, and that will happen from time

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<v Speaker 1>to time. Kip was not ready for it. If you

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<v Speaker 1>were listening to the first part of the second date Update,

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<v Speaker 1>Kip explained that he has not dated very much. He

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<v Speaker 1>went out with a girl that he met through a

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<v Speaker 1>co worker and when he met her at the restaurant,

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<v Speaker 1>which he was fifteen minutes late too, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>she actually had a very large chest and Kip was

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<v Speaker 1>nervous the whole time and couldn't pay attention and he

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<v Speaker 1>barely heard a word she said. She ended the date

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<v Speaker 1>by just hopping in the car and leaving, and he

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<v Speaker 1>hasn't spoken to her since. Kipling, Are you ready? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I hope you can work to your magic you you know. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll see if we can do our thing here. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna doal the phonnel right now, okay, okay, Hello, I

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<v Speaker 1>was looking for Mona. Yeah, this is her. Hello Mona.

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Jubil and I host a radio show

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<v Speaker 1>called Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Okay, cool. Have

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<v Speaker 1>you ever heard the show before? It all? Yeah? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I've heard of you. I just don't listen.

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<v Speaker 1>That's often. Okay, cool. Well you may have never listen

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<v Speaker 1>sen really before, but you're actually on the show right now.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean? I mean that one of our

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<v Speaker 1>listeners actually sent us an email about you about me? Yep?

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<v Speaker 1>Really yep, and they said all nice things too. That's great.

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<v Speaker 1>What what's it about. It's about a date that you

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<v Speaker 1>went on recently? Really? Yeah, you went on a date

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<v Speaker 1>with a guy named Kipling? Oh wow? Yeah you mean

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<v Speaker 1>k I do? Yes, I do. And he actually emailed

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<v Speaker 1>us because he wanted us to get a hold of you.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess you're not calling him back since your date

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<v Speaker 1>and he's confused. Yeah, um, is there a reason why

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<v Speaker 1>you don't want to go out with him again? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>he seemed like a really sweet guy, but I get

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<v Speaker 1>to tell he was really really nervous, like anxiously nervous,

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<v Speaker 1>like kind of extremely awkward on a scale of one

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<v Speaker 1>to ten and the most awkward date you've ever been on?

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<v Speaker 1>How was this date a fifteen? I don't tell you

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<v Speaker 1>why I asked it like that because we actually talked

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<v Speaker 1>to Kipling. Sounds like a nice guy, but he was

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<v Speaker 1>also very nervous talking to us, So I can't imagine

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<v Speaker 1>how he would be on a date. Yeah, like yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like everything you can imagine, like times a thousand. Did

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<v Speaker 1>it get better as you guys hung out longer? No,

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<v Speaker 1>it only got worse. How did it get worse? Like

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<v Speaker 1>he showed up almost twenty minutes lude, right without letting

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<v Speaker 1>me know. When he walked in, though, despite being twenty

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<v Speaker 1>minutes late, were you kind of excited? Like, Oh, he's cute.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean he was like nerdy, awkward cute. Maybe this

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<v Speaker 1>could end well. But I've been waiting for him to order.

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<v Speaker 1>And the waitress came and he gave her our menus

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<v Speaker 1>and said we wouldn't be ordering food. We were just

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<v Speaker 1>going to get drinks. But I'd waited all day to eat,

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<v Speaker 1>was already after that and I hadn't eaten and all

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<v Speaker 1>we were getting was drinks. Like, we went to this

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<v Speaker 1>nice restaurant and we weren't even going to get food, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>why didn't you go to the bar? Oh? I would

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<v Speaker 1>have been like, hell no, I'm getting food. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>even want to see me when I'm hungry. Right now,

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<v Speaker 1>we were like a few drinks in and I started

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<v Speaker 1>getting a little tipsy, and I finally was like, hey, man,

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm really hungry because obabe we order something and

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<v Speaker 1>she was like yeah, sure, I'll get an appetizer for

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<v Speaker 1>us to split. Oh wow. So then he decides to

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<v Speaker 1>get calamari, which is fine. It was great, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was eating and he could tell that I was uncomfortable.

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<v Speaker 1>So then he says, can I ask you a question?

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<v Speaker 1>And of course I said sure, And he asked me

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<v Speaker 1>if I'm having a good time? Because my face doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>look like I'm having a good time. Your face doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>look like you're having fun. What'd you say to that?

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<v Speaker 1>I just smiled and put more calamari in my Now,

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<v Speaker 1>you were, though, probably showing some pain on your face

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<v Speaker 1>at this point. I think at that point, a few

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<v Speaker 1>drinks in, no food in my stomach, I couldn't hide

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<v Speaker 1>a thing, all right, So it was just a very

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<v Speaker 1>awkward time for you. It was extremely awkward. You know

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<v Speaker 1>what else is going to be awkward? What? He's actually

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<v Speaker 1>on the other line listening and wants to talk to

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<v Speaker 1>you right now? Wait what, Kip? Where you at him? Onna?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, hi Kip, hip kid? Why are you doing this?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm confused? Well, you weren't. You weren't answering my messages.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to talk to you and see if you

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to go on another date. Kip, did you hear

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<v Speaker 1>what I said about our first date? Yeah? But listen,

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<v Speaker 1>the thing is okay. So I don't date a lot

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<v Speaker 1>and I really liked you when you made me nervous.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was already really nervous because I was late.

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<v Speaker 1>And the thing is, I just showed up and I

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<v Speaker 1>just wasn't expecting a woman of your nature to be there.

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<v Speaker 1>What does that even mean? What does that mean? Ki Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>I just mean you're very You're very beautiful. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>you're very captivating. You have captivating features, you know, k

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<v Speaker 1>That's really that's really see. Yeah, and I just I

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<v Speaker 1>just got nervous, and that's why maybe I wasn't the

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<v Speaker 1>best dat I was nervous and I could tell you

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<v Speaker 1>you weren't having a good time. And the reason I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't orders a bunch of food is because I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe we were gonna, you know, something was going to happen.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, wait what are you talking about, Kip? What

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<v Speaker 1>was gonna happen if you ordered food? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe you just if you know, you don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>happens if if the date goes well, and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I just didn't want to have, you know, anyone to

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<v Speaker 1>feel awkward about having bad breath or have stuff in

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<v Speaker 1>their teeth or anything. Do you mean, like, if you

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<v Speaker 1>guys are gonna kiss or something at the end there. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought he was planning a lot more than that.

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<v Speaker 1>Ye me too, But I'm not really giving Kip that

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<v Speaker 1>much credit. I was like damp so that slow dead

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<v Speaker 1>No no, no, I just meant kissing, like we might

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<v Speaker 1>kiss if it went well, it's a day. How would

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<v Speaker 1>you know, Kip? You know, like I get being nervous,

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<v Speaker 1>like going on dates and stuff, but you probably don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to ask if they're having good time because their

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<v Speaker 1>face doesn't look happy kind of a turn off. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't mean like that. I mean, your face is beautiful,

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<v Speaker 1>You're I mean, your whole it is beautiful. You're beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. I didn't mean it like that. I just

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<v Speaker 1>meant like I could tell like you weren't having a

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<v Speaker 1>good time, and I wanted you to have a good time.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. Yeah, but like maybe you could have phrased

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<v Speaker 1>it a little differently. Yeah. Yeah, I look, I was

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<v Speaker 1>nervous and I don't date a lot, okay, but like listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a really nice guy, and you know, I just

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<v Speaker 1>feel like I could do it right. You know, we

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<v Speaker 1>could go somewhere and get food, and I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>I think about like he's laying it all out there.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe next time, because it's all out in the open,

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<v Speaker 1>he won't have those same type of nerves. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>he's really sweet and everything he does seems pretty genuine.

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<v Speaker 1>Well how about this, mona, would you go out with

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<v Speaker 1>Kip on a second date? I will pay for it?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh um? Three second ding? What's that said? We would

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<v Speaker 1>get food? This time? You can get food? I promise, yes.

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<v Speaker 1>We could do whatever. We could go bowling or get

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<v Speaker 1>food or whatever. It's the same, Kif you really like bowling,

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<v Speaker 1>don't you. I just don't eat a lot. And that's

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<v Speaker 1>just the last date I went on. We went bowling

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<v Speaker 1>and we had a great time. Oh you guys don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to go bowling if you don't want to it.

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<v Speaker 1>You can do anything. We will pay for it, though.

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<v Speaker 1>Will you go out with Kipling again? You know what?

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<v Speaker 1>I guess he does deserve a second chance. That almost

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<v Speaker 1>sounded not painful. You're saying, yes, yes, I'll go out

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<v Speaker 1>with Kip again. Yes, really it's you won't regret it,

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<v Speaker 1>I promise. Congratulations, Kipling, you got a second date. Man, Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe you guys did this. This is amazing

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<v Speaker 1>kip I can't believe we did it either. In the

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<v Speaker 1>morning