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Speaker 1: Happy Friday.

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Speaker 2: You know it's going to be a big weekend of

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Speaker 2: green beer and oh yeah, I don't know. I haven't

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Speaker 2: gone out for Saint Patrick's stance so long.

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Speaker 1: What are we doing? Are we still?

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Speaker 2: Are we still in a tent in a parking lot

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Speaker 2: outside of an Irish bar?

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Speaker 1: Is that still what's happening?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 1: No, we're usually inside the bar. I know you are.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you weren't allowed. Any people are allowed. It was

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Speaker 1: like a big ten.

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Speaker 2: It was like a wasn't like the homeless persona.

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Speaker 4: The actual Irish bars.

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Speaker 2: Okay, someone has got my back on the big event

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Speaker 2: tent outside of Irish bars right.

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Speaker 5: Now, like she's right, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Well to get you in the mood.

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Speaker 2: Of course, we've got Jeffrey's brand new parody song today.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying it definitely has a green theme.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you can play it, that's right, And hey, thank

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Speaker 2: you so much for commenting. I know the first shipment

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Speaker 2: of merch for a cos went out, so a lot

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Speaker 2: of people are getting their second date update gear. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: please tag us on social media. We want to see it.

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Speaker 2: It's at Brook and Jeffrey. We don't want to tell

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Speaker 2: you how cute you are.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, good at that. All right, we're in the mood.

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Speaker 1: It's Friday. Let's get this full show started.

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Speaker 3: The information that I'm about to say could change the

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Speaker 3: lives of my co host Brooke and Alexis forever Brook

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Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the morning. And you may have already

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Speaker 3: seen this because it came across on TikTok. But if

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Speaker 3: you don't know about it, you need to. It's a

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Speaker 3: Costco hack that people are freaking out over.

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Speaker 1: A Costco give it to me.

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Speaker 3: Almost all of America didn't know that this existed either.

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Speaker 3: So you know those like big boxes of assorted like

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Speaker 3: Costco cookies, yeah where Yeah, you give the kids the

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Speaker 3: oatmeal raisin ones, give their significant other the macadamias, and then.

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Speaker 6: You hoard all the chocolate chips for yourself.

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Speaker 1: It's really the only ones that anybody wants, right.

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Speaker 3: But one Costco member just figured out that you can

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Speaker 3: call the bakery ahead of time and ask for them

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Speaker 3: to be frozen with You can easily just heat up

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Speaker 3: in the microwave, and if you do that, you can

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Speaker 3: get an extra large box of one hundred and twenty

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Speaker 3: cookies for just thirty dollars.

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Speaker 1: Why is the Costco Bakery so magical, you know, like

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Speaker 1: it's a place where you just drop the name off

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Speaker 1: and then suddenly you have a cake with your name on.

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Speaker 3: I think the keebler elves actually work in.

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Speaker 6: The Costco Bakery.

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Speaker 1: That's a good point.

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Speaker 3: So with those one hundred and twenty cookies like those

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Speaker 3: could possibly last you the entire year if you want.

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Speaker 1: That's funny cookt or media a.

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Speaker 3: Solid week in Brooks House, yes, or you know they'd

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Speaker 3: be great for parties. Is unclear if you can request

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Speaker 3: just one type of cookie for the whole pack, like

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Speaker 3: if you only want a chocolate chip?

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Speaker 1: Are you saying that you're volunteering me? Is tribute to

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Speaker 1: try out? Sure, have different accombinations.

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Speaker 3: We can get one hundred percent report back to us.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you mean one hundred and undred twenty.

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Speaker 3: And they don't put these giant boxes out on the floor.

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Speaker 3: This is something that you have to call in order,

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Speaker 3: so it's like a secret.

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Speaker 1: Imagine the chaos that would ensue as you walk out

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Speaker 1: with your cookies. Everyone is going to be asking you

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Speaker 1: where did you get him? How did you get them?

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Speaker 1: You're going to be like a celebrity.

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Speaker 3: It's not only chaos It's just like scores of applause.

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Speaker 3: As you might check out. Everybody is cheering for you,

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Speaker 3: so you are welcome for the hot tip. This is

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Speaker 3: the type of news that the listeners want from us.

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Speaker 1: Improves lives.

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Speaker 3: Yes, really this and the sweet sound of throats getting

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Speaker 3: zapped in the shock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 6: We're gonna send it over to Digital Jake for it.

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Speaker 6: Give it to us Jake.

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Speaker 7: At first glance, you wouldn't think this room would be

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Speaker 7: full of hardened criminals, but according to the Highway Patrol,

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Speaker 7: that's exactly what we have.

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Speaker 1: They count.

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Speaker 7: They count that Brooke is wanted in four counties for

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Speaker 7: using emergency vehicle lanes as her personal VIP Expressway.

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Speaker 6: It's just a bust lane, an emergency bus lane.

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Speaker 7: Alexis has accidentally admitted to car insurance frauds seven times

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Speaker 7: this year alone. Nobody listens, and Jeffrey's driver's license hasn't

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Speaker 7: been renewed since the Bush administration the first one. But

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Speaker 7: your lives of reckless roadway crimes might come in handy

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Speaker 7: today as you tackle the top twenty excuses people use

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Speaker 7: to get out of a speeding ticket. In another round

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Speaker 7: of plenty of twenty. Let's start today with the guy

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Speaker 7: who looks like the dollar store version of NASCAR's Chase Elliott.

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Speaker 7: That's young Jeffrey. Jeffrey Top twenty excuses people used to

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Speaker 3: I guess if I'm gonna steal a tip from the

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Speaker 6: Order to pull it off. But you say there's bees

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Speaker 7: Bee bees in the car. Yeah, you saw bugs or

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Speaker 7: away from it. That it's number twelve on the list.

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Speaker 7: All right, Jeffrey's off the board. Alexis, it's your turn.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 8: I actually got my first speeding ticket ever because I

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Speaker 8: had a piece so bad.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I told him that he didn't care. So anyways,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go. Do you have to go to the bathroom, Jane.

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Speaker 7: I have to go to the bathroom number five on

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Speaker 7: my list. We're two for two. It's Jose's turn, okay.

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Speaker 9: Can I just say emergency?

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Speaker 7: Emergency medical emergency number two on the list. Brook.

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Speaker 1: I hate this list, you like, because I have never

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Speaker 1: gotten out of a speeding ticket. The first speeding ticket

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Speaker 1: I got, I was sixteen years old.

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Speaker 2: The night before I was literally at the hospital with

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Speaker 3: Oh true story, likely story, true story.

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Speaker 2: I told the cop that and I said I'm so

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Speaker 1: Balling crime still gave me a ticket.

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Speaker 3: Wow, it's probably all the open bottles of beer in

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Speaker 1: They believe you at sixteen. I think I'm just gonna

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Speaker 7: Late for work number four on the list. Yeah, there

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Speaker 7: are other late fours on here. Let's go back to

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Speaker 7: Jeffrey at the top of the list.

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Speaker 3: The last time I got pulled over, I was bringing

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Speaker 7: It's time sensitive.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it didn't work, but I think it's a valid.

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Speaker 7: Excuse bringing home hot food. You don't want it to

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Speaker 1: When I was sixteen.

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Speaker 7: On the list, alexis is your turn.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if it's on there, but I think

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Speaker 8: Is a legit excuse when you sneeze while you're driving.

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Speaker 1: You know, I feel like you swear like things happened

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Speaker 1: when you sneeze, and I think you should be able

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Speaker 1: because anything could happen in that second. Your wow, I'm

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Speaker 7: Let me be clear, you're going with just prolonged sneezing

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Speaker 7: enough to speed and then for them to pull.

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Speaker 1: You, like three times in a row.

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Speaker 3: It was a harrowing half of a second.

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Speaker 6: Jake, don't downplay.

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Speaker 1: It's like an allergy attack.

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Speaker 7: Sneeze attack not on the list. I'm sorry to try that.

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Speaker 7: Let me know if that works. I put that on

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Speaker 7: the list for next time. Jose, it's back to you.

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Speaker 5: I think to play it safe.

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Speaker 4: I mean you said there were more late excuses, So

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Speaker 4: what if it's I'm late. I'm late for a very

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Speaker 7: Late for a date number seventeen on the list I'm

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Speaker 7: holding on to do you know who?

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Speaker 3: I am just.

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Speaker 7: Below hot food?

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Speaker 1: All right? When I was in college in Montana, there

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Speaker 2: Speed of it, believe it or not, even and I

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Speaker 2: I was listening to really fast music.

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Speaker 7: Jake, Oh, listening to super fast music did not make

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Speaker 7: our list. That totally makes you speed Dom Brooken, Alexis

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Speaker 7: are so far, We're down to Jose and Jeffrey. Jeffrey's

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Speaker 7: back to you. The number one answer is still on

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Speaker 3: Well, you probably should, like if you're getting caught speeding,

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Speaker 3: you need to tell the officer. My dad doesn't think

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Speaker 1: Why do I feel like that would actually work?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, they get it.

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Speaker 3: They understand you need to impress your trying to win

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Speaker 3: your father's love.

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Speaker 7: Did not make the list. I'm sorry, jeff That means

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Speaker 7: Jose is the winner. Let me go over the let's

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Speaker 5: Didn't see the speed limit.

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Speaker 7: That's not it. Ah didn't know I was speeding, just

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Speaker 7: general ignorance. Number three everyone else was going the same speed.

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Speaker 7: The number six, I'm lost and not familiar with the roads.

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Speaker 7: I sped up trying to avoid an accident. Late for

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Speaker 7: Jose didn't see the sign was number ten. Okay, dominter broken,

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Speaker 7: Late for court, late for the doctor, late to meet friends.

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Speaker 7: I'm very upset heading to a funeral. Oh yeah, you

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Speaker 7: missed my turner exit number twenty. I saw there were

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Speaker 7: aliens on the news. I was listening to orson Wells

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Speaker 7: and I had to get out of town. That was

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Speaker 7: plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 3: Alright, Jose is the king of police excuses, so he's

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Speaker 3: gonna choose to get shocked, and they're gonna be saying

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Speaker 3: firework by Katie Perry.

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Speaker 6: Who is it, Jose, I'm gonna pick Alexis.

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Speaker 8: Go ahead, Alexis, because Baybe, you're a fee you work

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Speaker 8: them your work.

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Speaker 6: That's a shot. Got the question of the day.

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Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: We don't really talk about dating very much on this show,

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Speaker 3: jeff It's like Brooke and Jeffrey show. Okay, fine, maybe

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Speaker 3: sometimes we do percent of the time. But in the

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Speaker 3: last year we've talked a lot about how as really

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Speaker 3: affected people's jobs and their careers. But now AI is

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Speaker 3: merging into our dating lives.

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Speaker 1: Oh how so?

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Speaker 3: And it's crazy because there's a report out this morning

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Speaker 3: that says two of the biggest dating platforms, Tinder and Hinge,

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Speaker 3: are incorporating AI into their apps.

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Speaker 5: Now what AI like?

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Speaker 2: How though, Like, are they going to try to get

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Speaker 3: Yeah, nobody wants that, Okay, okay, And for guys who

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Speaker 5: Saucy messagers, the best one.

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Speaker 3: Sauv last, but not least, the lady remember, can enable

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Speaker 1: Why couldn't you just put like toothbrushing quotes or so.

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Speaker 3: Harlan showed that to the officers, who searched the room

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Speaker 1: Bah it's his drugs, not mine.

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Speaker 3: He's facing charges for possession of cocaine. As for Harland

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this story is out of the good old days.

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Speaker 3: Visit back then Jeff McDonald's playplaces. Remember those They used

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Speaker 3: And that was one of the clean play places.

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Speaker 3: But now a lot of them are increasingly hard to find,

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Speaker 3: But maybe that's why. An image of a new McDonald's

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Speaker 3: A lot of kids might just be perfectly fine with that,

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Speaker 9: They could have at least drawn the four square lines.

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Speaker 8: They can they give you our headsets and go in

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Speaker 6: In virtual reality, you know, jump.

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Speaker 3: The ball, but then you could suffer a virtual injury

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Speaker 3: Next laser story is out of Brazil. Sure this will

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Speaker 3: be more uplifting. The world's biggest climate summit is about

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Speaker 3: No, because what says save the planet like a giant

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Speaker 6: Yeah, as you would expect.

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Speaker 2: Just for rich people to go to the climate summit

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Speaker 3: Going to carpool and hummer limos from there and back,

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Speaker 3: Scientists are also worried that it might fragment the egosystem

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Speaker 6: Yeah, might will will, Okay, But.

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Speaker 3: Have they seen the benefits of the McDonald's playplace yet?

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Speaker 6: Maybe the stationary is a good thing.

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Speaker 3: After all the controversy surrounding it, the Brazilian president told

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Speaker 3: thereders say, this next laser story is out of AI headquarters.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I want to go. Maybe it's better.

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Speaker 3: A study from Yale University noticed something very interesting in

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Speaker 4: I said thank you the other day and it is

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Speaker 3: Well, for example, if the conversation was not nice, the

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Speaker 5: Spits it back at you, like whatever you're using.

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Speaker 3: So scientists began using mindfulness techniques to soothe the robots

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Speaker 3: It has an air intake, vent a fan.

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Speaker 6: Objectively to the users.

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Speaker 12: It work.

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Speaker 3: Therapy works on robots, yay.

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Speaker 2: So can you imagine studying your whole life to become

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Speaker 6: They're anxious robots, but yeah, they need the help.

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Speaker 3: To make sure that it doesn't freak out and start

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Speaker 4: Pharmaceutical companies come up with isole aft or something.

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Speaker 3: I think it's all very reassuring. Just like this sound,

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Speaker 3: great morning and know that Lasers is done for the day.

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Speaker 3: We're going to do it again, same time on.

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Speaker 10: Monday, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: Recently we did a Laser story where a kid called

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Speaker 6: And what happened.

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Speaker 3: The cops showed up to his house and brought him

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Speaker 3: Other country would ever do that, And I'll tell you

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Speaker 6: And Jeffrey in the Morning, you wish we were when

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Speaker 6: I was growing up.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Now you can never raise your voice at or

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Speaker 1: He tells, no lies.

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Speaker 2: I made a girl cry at a softball practice this

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Speaker 1: It wrong and I tried to correct her.

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Speaker 3: The thing is, you need to be gentle and reassuring

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Speaker 3: such a brave, hungry little man. I love you.

450
00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:45,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what you need.

451
00:21:46,119 --> 00:21:46,560
Speaker 6: Yeah.

452
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:50,440
Speaker 3: Well, in Japan they figured out a different, more direct

453
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:52,520
Speaker 3: method for disciplining.

454
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Speaker 6: Children, Jeff.

455
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:56,600
Speaker 3: They say it's a very very effective and just a

456
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Speaker 3: teeny bit controversial.

457
00:21:58,440 --> 00:21:59,200
Speaker 5: Okay.

458
00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:03,720
Speaker 3: It's called only cut a denway, which means phone call

459
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:07,760
Speaker 3: from a demon, And.

460
00:22:08,359 --> 00:22:09,280
Speaker 6: It's not a joke.

461
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:13,520
Speaker 3: It's an actual service where parents can literally have someone

462
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:17,200
Speaker 3: who looks like a devil call your phone and scold

463
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:18,880
Speaker 3: your child for you.

464
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:21,760
Speaker 1: That is fighting.

465
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:28,359
Speaker 2: And the woman is like, she has red horns, red

466
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:29,520
Speaker 2: face and fangs.

467
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:31,160
Speaker 9: That is a professional makeup job.

468
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:33,960
Speaker 3: She is very hot, it is true brook very nice

469
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,960
Speaker 3: white teeth, but red flag.

470
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,320
Speaker 6: We'll post that photo upon her instant stories.

471
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:41,640
Speaker 3: You could see now it won't be a personalized message

472
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:45,439
Speaker 3: to your kids specifically. These are kind of general, but

473
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:47,200
Speaker 3: a three year old won't know the difference.

474
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:47,919
Speaker 6: That It's not like.

475
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:51,720
Speaker 1: I'm so dumb toddlers.

476
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,120
Speaker 3: Basically, you could choose from five different discipline options. Kids

477
00:22:55,119 --> 00:22:58,199
Speaker 3: who aren't listening to their parents, kids who won't go

478
00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:01,720
Speaker 3: to bed, kids who don't eat the food, kids who

479
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:07,560
Speaker 3: fight with their siblings, and kids who don't keep their promises. Well,

480
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:10,119
Speaker 3: I mean these are different options for like the different

481
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:12,240
Speaker 3: disciplines that you need from them. Brooke, would you do

482
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:14,199
Speaker 3: this for your kids or just for the orphans in

483
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:15,240
Speaker 3: your overseas factory?

484
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:17,439
Speaker 2: Well, I'm curious if it's just in Japanese or if

485
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:18,720
Speaker 2: we have an English translation.

486
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:22,840
Speaker 3: The company is aware that some parents, the softies out there,

487
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:26,880
Speaker 3: might feel like it's wrong to scare children into behaving

488
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:27,440
Speaker 3: them same.

489
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,840
Speaker 1: Alexis brought up a good point. I don't know how

490
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:30,520
Speaker 1: the kids are going.

491
00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:32,640
Speaker 8: To go to sleep after some When my little brother,

492
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:34,840
Speaker 8: my mom used to pretending it calls from bad Boy camp,

493
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:36,080
Speaker 8: and I just feel like this would have gone a

494
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:38,159
Speaker 8: lot for the camp.

495
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:40,080
Speaker 1: Your mom actually started.

496
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:42,600
Speaker 3: This bad boy camp sounds like a place Alexis would want.

497
00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:47,120
Speaker 6: To visit today.

498
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:50,960
Speaker 3: It's actually the perfect transition because parents have been coming

499
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:54,159
Speaker 3: up with creative methods to handle naughty children since forever,

500
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:56,560
Speaker 3: which is why a new survey asked people for the

501
00:23:56,640 --> 00:24:00,520
Speaker 3: wildest punishments their folks did when they were rowing up.

502
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:05,720
Speaker 3: Beat's just give us the first story. Let's hear from

503
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:08,639
Speaker 3: some of the other people who said this. One wrote,

504
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:11,600
Speaker 3: whenever I got in trouble, I was forced to smell

505
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:16,119
Speaker 3: dog breath. My parents would say, quote, if we have

506
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:19,400
Speaker 3: to deal with the filth from your mouth, then you

507
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:22,359
Speaker 3: have to deal with the filth from its mouth. And

508
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:26,080
Speaker 3: I used to beg my parents to give me anything.

509
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:27,800
Speaker 1: But that that's what we want soap.

510
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:31,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, my mom would open mouth kiss our dog, and

511
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:34,760
Speaker 3: that was punishment enough for me to watch that happen.

512
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:36,840
Speaker 1: I don't think I want to have more questions on

513
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:39,119
Speaker 1: that story. I think we're gonna let one live.

514
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:39,520
Speaker 7: The way it is.

515
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:42,440
Speaker 3: Let's move on. Another person wrote, if I ever cursed,

516
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:44,800
Speaker 3: my mom would make me go into the bathroom and

517
00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:47,399
Speaker 3: say every swear word I knew while looking in the

518
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:50,600
Speaker 3: mirror so I could see how ugly, I looked while cursing.

519
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:51,399
Speaker 9: Sounds fun.

520
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:55,800
Speaker 2: I think I'm like, oh, you're kind of sexy.

521
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:59,000
Speaker 3: Just being there for hours, swearing and laughing like, no,

522
00:24:59,119 --> 00:25:04,160
Speaker 3: you have off. Looking at a survey that asked people

523
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:07,159
Speaker 3: for the unique punishments their parents would give them whenever

524
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:10,520
Speaker 3: they misbehaved as a kid, one person said, my room

525
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:14,159
Speaker 3: had a full size color TV with cable, DVDs, video games,

526
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:17,320
Speaker 3: all my stuff, and if I got in trouble, my

527
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:20,159
Speaker 3: parents would send me up to their room, which had

528
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:23,919
Speaker 3: a tiny black and white TV with an antenna, and

529
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:29,480
Speaker 3: it only got one channel, not Antiques Road Show.

530
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:33,880
Speaker 2: Please, I can't see another black or white program.

531
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:36,600
Speaker 6: That's savage, though.

532
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:38,760
Speaker 3: I think as a kid in the in the modern age,

533
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:40,520
Speaker 3: that would be pretty bruial, Like that was you.

534
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,520
Speaker 2: I bet you had all that stuff in your bedroom

535
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:44,360
Speaker 2: TV sound system.

536
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:46,280
Speaker 6: No I didn't have any of that stuff.

537
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:46,920
Speaker 1: Oh you didn't.

538
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:48,639
Speaker 3: But when I was bad in high school, my parents

539
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:51,600
Speaker 3: would give me my allowance in five dollar bills instead

540
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:55,440
Speaker 3: of hundreds. And it was so embarrassing to walk into

541
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:58,920
Speaker 3: my private school and see everybody saw, oh my god,

542
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:02,280
Speaker 3: Jeff has single dollar denominations. What a loser?

543
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:04,800
Speaker 1: Just throwing their money around.

544
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:08,080
Speaker 3: Didn't know that that was the thing how we rolled

545
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:11,639
Speaker 3: in private school. Another one said my stepfather forced me

546
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:15,199
Speaker 3: to eat biscuits and gravy whenever I got in troubles.

547
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:19,040
Speaker 3: Come on, they said, I absolutely hated that food.

548
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,960
Speaker 1: And yeah, are you like Alexis it was too spicy?

549
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:27,120
Speaker 8: Yeah, well I started liking that a year ago.

550
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:35,520
Speaker 3: For god, they can get a little bit like chalky

551
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:37,440
Speaker 3: after you've had too much of it.

552
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:39,720
Speaker 1: I mean, after two biscuits, you don't want to do

553
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:40,199
Speaker 1: more than two.

554
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:40,879
Speaker 5: Pretty full.

555
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:43,040
Speaker 6: Well, maybe maybe that was the thing with this person,

556
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:44,040
Speaker 6: or maybe.

557
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,760
Speaker 4: They just lied, like I would be like, oh, I

558
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:48,200
Speaker 4: really hate chocolate, make.

559
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:48,639
Speaker 10: Me eat it.

560
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:50,840
Speaker 1: Ice cream is disgusting.

561
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:53,280
Speaker 3: And finally, one says, when I got in trouble in

562
00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:56,399
Speaker 3: high school, my dad would hand me five dice. I

563
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:59,399
Speaker 3: would roll them one at a time, and whatever number

564
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:02,200
Speaker 3: came up, I have to alternate that many push ups

565
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:04,160
Speaker 3: and sit ups, counting down.

566
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:05,280
Speaker 6: Until I got to zero.

567
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:09,520
Speaker 3: My father was a drill sergeant in the army.

568
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:11,560
Speaker 2: Say sounds like he's a military dad, but his son's

569
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:12,359
Speaker 2: probably a hotty.

570
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:17,439
Speaker 5: He asked you out like I'd like to take you

571
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:18,200
Speaker 5: on to take place.

572
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 3: Take it this is what happened at the bad Boy

573
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:21,600
Speaker 3: boot Camp.

574
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:24,479
Speaker 10: What happens?

575
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:25,480
Speaker 6: No wonder.

576
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:27,800
Speaker 1: My moms their number.

577
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 3: Those were the unique punishments that people used to get

578
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:33,000
Speaker 3: from their parents when they were growing up.

579
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:34,800
Speaker 6: Your phone taps coming up right.

580
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:38,119
Speaker 10: After this freaking Jeffrey in the morning, it's.

581
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,920
Speaker 3: Time for your phone tap. And today we call a

582
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,520
Speaker 3: guy who was set up by his co workers. He's

583
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:45,600
Speaker 3: been at the same desk job for almost a decade now,

584
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:47,959
Speaker 3: so he knows everything.

585
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,119
Speaker 6: He's pretty quick with his work.

586
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:55,200
Speaker 3: The one thing that's missing, though, it's fun, doesn't have.

587
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:56,560
Speaker 6: A whole lot of fun anymore.

588
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:57,840
Speaker 1: That way, we're gonna help them.

589
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:00,160
Speaker 3: Well, we were actually ready to do this call last

590
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,800
Speaker 3: but his buddy told us no, no, no, no, we

591
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:06,880
Speaker 3: gotta wait till Monday because he's always extra grouchy at

592
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:10,480
Speaker 3: the start of the work week. That's when we catch

593
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:15,400
Speaker 3: him in your phone tap right now.

594
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:20,960
Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Josh.

595
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:22,639
Speaker 11: This is him.

596
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:26,840
Speaker 1: Hi Josh. My name is Wilma Fingerdoo. I don't think

597
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:29,600
Speaker 1: we've ever met. I'm one of the HR managers for corporate.

598
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:30,399
Speaker 1: How are you?

599
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:32,800
Speaker 11: I'm good?

600
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:33,720
Speaker 13: How can I help you?

601
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:34,240
Speaker 10: Oh?

602
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 1: Well, it doesn't sound too great, but Yeah.

603
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:39,200
Speaker 2: The reason I'm calling is to give you a heads

604
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:41,920
Speaker 2: up that your paycheck will be a little bit smaller

605
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:43,080
Speaker 2: than normal from now on.

606
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:46,880
Speaker 3: Wait excuse me, Oh.

607
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:49,120
Speaker 1: Goodness, you must have not got the email. Yep. It's

608
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:51,520
Speaker 1: just the business is going in a different direction.

609
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:52,920
Speaker 11: And different direction.

610
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:54,440
Speaker 1: That's management's decision.

611
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 11: What does that mean? Am I being let go?

612
00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:57,880
Speaker 3: Oh?

613
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:01,760
Speaker 1: No, of course not. We value your work tremendously.

614
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 11: But I've worked here for almost ten years. Every one

615
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:07,080
Speaker 11: of my reviews is positive.

616
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:11,040
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. It's a choice that management had to make.

617
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:15,960
Speaker 11: So how much smaller are we talking about?

618
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 1: Your checks will be about fifty percent less than normal.

619
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:24,840
Speaker 11: That's that's a tremendous cut. That's that's that's that's half.

620
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 1: That's the fifty is half. Not super quick with math, there,

621
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:29,240
Speaker 1: are you?

622
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:30,080
Speaker 5: Yeah?

623
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 1: No, it's happening to everyone, to everyone.

624
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:34,800
Speaker 7: Yeah, is to you?

625
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:39,520
Speaker 1: Well, no HR gets paid differently.

626
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:43,040
Speaker 11: Oh okay, I see what's going on. Screw the little guy.

627
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:45,800
Speaker 11: I've given my life to this company, and just because

628
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:48,280
Speaker 11: I'm not management, you think you can push me around.

629
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:52,160
Speaker 1: I gotta say I'm a little surprised. I had no

630
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:55,680
Speaker 1: idea you would become so angry about this. One small

631
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:58,480
Speaker 1: change for me and my family.

632
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:01,000
Speaker 11: This is not a small change. This is a huge,

633
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:02,840
Speaker 11: freaking change.

634
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 1: We realized that it wasn't going to make everyone happy.

635
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:07,720
Speaker 11: But yeah, no, it's not.

636
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:11,560
Speaker 2: Management really thought that we have resilient workers who can

637
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:13,000
Speaker 2: get through anything.

638
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:16,760
Speaker 11: Well, I'm just being honest. Then I'm going to look

639
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:18,640
Speaker 11: for another job. I'll tell you that right now.

640
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 1: All because of the size of your check.

641
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:24,200
Speaker 11: Yes, because of the size of my check.

642
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:26,600
Speaker 1: Idiots. Oh, name calling?

643
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:28,280
Speaker 7: Wow, you heard me?

644
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:31,040
Speaker 1: I did, I did, sir.

645
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:32,480
Speaker 11: I cannot do this to me.

646
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:34,760
Speaker 1: It's just that when we went to the company that

647
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:38,800
Speaker 1: prints our checks and just told them to make them smaller. Wait,

648
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,480
Speaker 1: I had no idea there would be such a backlash.

649
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:42,360
Speaker 11: Are you kidding me?

650
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:44,800
Speaker 1: I understand you're unhappy.

651
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:47,720
Speaker 2: I've just emailed your direct supervisor to tell.

652
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:49,440
Speaker 1: Them you'll be looking for different employment.

653
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:53,120
Speaker 11: So no, no, wait, no, no, no, do not email anybody.

654
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:53,960
Speaker 1: I will tell you.

655
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,200
Speaker 2: I also outlined in the email that you did have

656
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:57,560
Speaker 2: a hostile tone with me.

657
00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:01,920
Speaker 11: No, I said you were talking about something else.

658
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,720
Speaker 2: I just added, if you do decide to stay, that

659
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:06,479
Speaker 2: should be brought up in your next review.

660
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:09,520
Speaker 11: I thought you were talking about cutting my paycheck in half.

661
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:13,920
Speaker 1: Well, you kind of hurt my feelings, No, your feelings. Yeah,

662
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:15,160
Speaker 1: you called me an idiot.

663
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:17,200
Speaker 11: I'm sorry, man, You're not an idiot.

664
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 13: I just didn't understand that word.

665
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:21,400
Speaker 1: Again. You know that's on you, not really on me.

666
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 2: I told you that we were reducing the size of

667
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:26,680
Speaker 2: your check, so I it was just a misunderstanding.

668
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:28,680
Speaker 11: It's on me. I love working here. I want to

669
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,840
Speaker 11: keep my job. Please don't send any more emails.

670
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:34,320
Speaker 2: You thought I was saying I was reducing your actual pay.

671
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:37,920
Speaker 13: Yes, wow, gosh.

672
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:40,600
Speaker 2: You jumped to conclusions quickly. You know, Chris, your coworker,

673
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:45,160
Speaker 2: said that might happen. Chris, Yeah, yeah, because he's the.

674
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:46,800
Speaker 1: One that set you up for this prank. Phone call

675
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 1: on the radio.

676
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:51,200
Speaker 11: Oh my god, what.

677
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 2: This is actually Brooke from the Ready I Show, Brook

678
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Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the morning.

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00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:57,080
Speaker 1: It's a phone tap.

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00:31:57,440 --> 00:32:02,440
Speaker 11: Oh my god, Oh my god, you gave me a

681
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 11: heart attack.

682
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:06,840
Speaker 1: Good, it's just the size of your check. You know,

683
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:08,760
Speaker 1: paper costs money these days.

684
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:12,880
Speaker 13: You were so good.

685
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:15,240
Speaker 11: I thought you were going to reduce my paycheck.

686
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:18,840
Speaker 2: God, we've gone from idiot to me being so good.

687
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:21,200
Speaker 2: I really like the whole circle of tver here.

688
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:21,760
Speaker 1: Wow.

689
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Speaker 10: Wake Up every morning was fum taps weekday mornings on

690
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:31,920
Speaker 10: the Twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

691
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Speaker 3: We talk about this on the show a lot that

692
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:39,200
Speaker 3: before you go out with someone, always google them first.

693
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:43,800
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and for some reason you don't, then definitely

694
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:44,760
Speaker 3: google them after.

695
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:46,040
Speaker 1: Yeah.

696
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:51,040
Speaker 3: The one guy did not do that before or after,

697
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:55,560
Speaker 3: and he's probably feeling really stupid right now because one

698
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:58,360
Speaker 3: of our listeners had a little secret. She didn't tell

699
00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:01,640
Speaker 3: the guy on their date, but she does reveal it

700
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:07,800
Speaker 3: to us. You're gonna hear her juicy confession coming up

701
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:10,880
Speaker 3: in a brand new second Date update right after this

702
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:16,080
Speaker 3: Second Date up date. It's more and more popular nowadays

703
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:20,800
Speaker 3: to go to restaurants and food spots that do shared tables.

704
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:24,640
Speaker 1: The community tables, you know, like the big long ones

705
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 1: at the end.

706
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:27,400
Speaker 6: Yeah, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

707
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:30,520
Speaker 3: The upside to that is you might meet somebody interesting

708
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:36,240
Speaker 3: sitting at your table. The downside is you're sharing napkins,

709
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:41,560
Speaker 3: swipe and past. That's my experience and I'm just hoping

710
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:43,680
Speaker 3: I'm not fourth in line for the community nap.

711
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:47,840
Speaker 1: He's stealing other people's naps.

712
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:52,760
Speaker 3: Okay, that's the way forward, But The only reason that

713
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:54,400
Speaker 3: I even bring it up is because one of our

714
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:57,360
Speaker 3: listeners says she met a guy while sitting at a

715
00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:01,160
Speaker 3: shared table. Her name is Donna Cue. Donna, did you

716
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:03,240
Speaker 3: have to share napkins at the table like I do?

717
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:04,320
Speaker 12: No?

718
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:07,920
Speaker 3: I didn't share any okay, just sharing a straw pass.

719
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:12,239
Speaker 1: There was probably conversation, Jeff. That's probably all she shared, right, Donna.

720
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 12: Yep, that's pretty much it.

721
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:14,840
Speaker 9: Okay, this is a good start.

722
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:17,320
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I definitely need to know where this place

723
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 3: is that had your community tables, because I'm going to

724
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:20,440
Speaker 3: the wrong spots.

725
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:20,880
Speaker 6: Where did you.

726
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:24,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, yours are so unsanitary, Jeff?

727
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:25,640
Speaker 6: Where did you go?

728
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 13: It was a food festival?

729
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:30,080
Speaker 6: Okay, so you.

730
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:32,560
Speaker 1: Met like a picnic table sitting down?

731
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:33,320
Speaker 13: Yeah?

732
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:36,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, a fold out table sharing too.

733
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:38,879
Speaker 6: And who was this guy that you met?

734
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:39,839
Speaker 13: Eric?

735
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:40,359
Speaker 12: Eric?

736
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:44,520
Speaker 9: Okay, you was Eric eating? That would draw you to him?

737
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:46,200
Speaker 1: Is that how you struck up conversation?

738
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:47,399
Speaker 9: God, look at that guy.

739
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:49,880
Speaker 1: I only date guys who eat euros.

740
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:52,399
Speaker 6: Can I get that napkin when you're done?

741
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:56,200
Speaker 3: By the way, Jeff, where how did you meet him?

742
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:58,320
Speaker 12: Oh? He was actually a beer garden.

743
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:02,879
Speaker 3: Oh okay, that's a little bit easier to meet somebody there.

744
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:03,759
Speaker 3: How did you do it?

745
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:08,000
Speaker 12: Yeah, we're trying to like figure out where to sit down,

746
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:10,239
Speaker 12: and so he had a little picnic table and it

747
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:11,960
Speaker 12: was just kind of him and for friends.

748
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:12,879
Speaker 13: So it was just kind of this.

749
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:16,440
Speaker 12: Nice, like perfect two guys to go hanging out at

750
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:17,799
Speaker 12: a picnic table kind of thing.

751
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:21,240
Speaker 1: Cool. Okay, So how long did you guys hang out together?

752
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:22,120
Speaker 11: Oh?

753
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:24,919
Speaker 12: It was like an hour and a half maybe because

754
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 12: we were just kind of having a good time. Yeah,

755
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:29,560
Speaker 12: it was super natural, Like he was really funny, really genuine,

756
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:32,640
Speaker 12: nice guy, and I just saw myself laughing so much

757
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:33,760
Speaker 12: because you're so goofy.

758
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:35,400
Speaker 5: Oh that awesome.

759
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:37,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that.

760
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:39,799
Speaker 3: I wouldn't call him goofy to his face, but I

761
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:42,160
Speaker 3: could see it's a positive thing to say.

762
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:44,879
Speaker 1: Was your girlfriend like hyping you up? I mean, could

763
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:46,680
Speaker 1: she tell that you were into him?

764
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:49,160
Speaker 12: Yeah? I mean she was like making eyes at me, like.

765
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:52,000
Speaker 13: This guy really likes you, and she could totally tell.

766
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:55,240
Speaker 12: And he and I actually did agree to hang out

767
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:56,960
Speaker 12: later like after the event.

768
00:35:58,160 --> 00:35:58,600
Speaker 5: Perfect.

769
00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 3: So what did you and Eric do when you met

770
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:01,400
Speaker 3: up after the event.

771
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:04,000
Speaker 12: Well, we had already drink a lot because you're chilling

772
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:06,960
Speaker 12: in the beer garden for a while, so we don't

773
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:09,280
Speaker 12: want to drink anymore. We just walked around the city

774
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:12,000
Speaker 12: and talked. We stoppably got some dessert.

775
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 13: Yeah.

776
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:15,320
Speaker 12: I just really liked him.

777
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:17,920
Speaker 4: Did you or did he kiss you or anything like

778
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:18,960
Speaker 4: romantic appen.

779
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:22,399
Speaker 12: No, no kissy stuff, no hand holding it or anything.

780
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:23,600
Speaker 9: But you felt the vibe.

781
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:27,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, So looking back now at the whole thing, what

782
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:30,040
Speaker 3: do you think the reason is that he might not

783
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:31,279
Speaker 3: be calling you back? Is there?

784
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 6: Do you have any idea?

785
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:35,280
Speaker 13: Okay?

786
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,920
Speaker 1: Oh, why did you pause like that?

787
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 12: I don't know, I don't I don't know. I should

788
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:44,880
Speaker 12: say it?

789
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:46,320
Speaker 5: Ms.

790
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:48,640
Speaker 1: Why would you not be able to say it? Is

791
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:49,319
Speaker 1: it about you?

792
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:51,080
Speaker 12: Yeah?

793
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:54,880
Speaker 3: Okay, well you know how this segment works, Like, you

794
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 3: should probably be honest with us now, because if we

795
00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:00,600
Speaker 3: call him and he says it and we're not prepared

796
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:00,920
Speaker 3: for that.

797
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:04,160
Speaker 1: You know, you say you're not married, it could be.

798
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 3: Embarrassing for you. So if it's gonna come out anyway,

799
00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:08,080
Speaker 3: you might as well tell us now.

800
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:09,960
Speaker 9: Just close your ears when you tell us so you

801
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:10,480
Speaker 9: don't hear it.

802
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:12,680
Speaker 12: It might be one of those things like maybe he

803
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 12: doesn't know this about me or something, And then it's

804
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:18,560
Speaker 12: like when I'm revealing this thing, and I'm like, oh god,

805
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:19,839
Speaker 12: what if that wasn't the thing?

806
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:24,000
Speaker 1: I okay, wait, you don't know if he knows or not.

807
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:28,400
Speaker 1: Would he be able to find it out on the internet? Yeah, okay,

808
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:28,959
Speaker 1: then he knows?

809
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:33,640
Speaker 6: Well, I mean, well, what is it?

810
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:34,120
Speaker 3: Sorry?

811
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:35,160
Speaker 6: Can we know what it is?

812
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:36,960
Speaker 3: And we won't bring it up to him unless he

813
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:37,359
Speaker 3: says it?

814
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:41,439
Speaker 12: Okay, Okay, I didn't say any of this to him,

815
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 12: but I don't know if you found out, Like, okay,

816
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:46,440
Speaker 12: I don't even know if I can say this right now.

817
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:47,520
Speaker 1: Deep breath, you can.

818
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:51,399
Speaker 2: It's probably Honestly, like all this stuff is usually not

819
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:54,120
Speaker 2: as big of a deal as people think it is

820
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:54,760
Speaker 2: in their heads.

821
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:57,760
Speaker 12: Right, don't want my mom to be listening or something.

822
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:02,239
Speaker 1: Okay, God, we're big with mom, So kidding.

823
00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:05,400
Speaker 6: Suspect or what's going on?

824
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:07,440
Speaker 3: Yeah?

825
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:10,359
Speaker 1: Hey we are an innocent he'll proven guilty type of show.

826
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:11,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, just tell us.

827
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:15,840
Speaker 1: I'm not only can you're only fans?

828
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:18,680
Speaker 3: Oh okay, okay, you know what?

829
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:20,319
Speaker 1: I bet your mom doesn't even know what that is?

830
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:22,120
Speaker 13: I hope.

831
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:25,799
Speaker 8: So okay, Like how like if you searched your name

832
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 8: when it come up, you know, because he knows your

833
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:27,480
Speaker 8: name he.

834
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:30,880
Speaker 1: Could do more importantly, is like the content, like, is it?

835
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:34,160
Speaker 1: Is it? Is it something?

836
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:36,319
Speaker 6: Just asked her to send you a link?

837
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:36,560
Speaker 7: If you.

838
00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:39,759
Speaker 1: Is it pretty aggressive?

839
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:44,360
Speaker 12: It's not extremely aggressive, but it's definitely like leaning and

840
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 12: derighted are okay?

841
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:49,680
Speaker 5: Well, some guys love that and some guys don't. It's

842
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:51,080
Speaker 5: a personality thing, and.

843
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:54,680
Speaker 2: You're definitely gonna have to tell him whether whether he

844
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 2: knows now or not.

845
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:59,279
Speaker 3: And we really appreciate you being vulnerable and coming clean

846
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:02,719
Speaker 3: about that to us. We will definitely get your information

847
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:04,439
Speaker 3: during the break for Jose's sake.

848
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 2: But I thought I was getting their information trial I

849
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:09,439
Speaker 2: was nic.

850
00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:12,080
Speaker 3: We're very thorough in our research whenever we do this thing.

851
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:15,839
Speaker 3: But just I'm now I'm curious, how successful are you

852
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:17,879
Speaker 3: with your only fans? Are you somebody who might be

853
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:19,880
Speaker 3: more well known or well?

854
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, I'm somewhat popular, like I I have a

855
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:24,680
Speaker 12: pretty big following.

856
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 3: Okay, wow, well, now I guess that has me curious.

857
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:31,000
Speaker 3: If you've got all these followers and all the success,

858
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 3: then why Eric.

859
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:37,680
Speaker 12: Eric, Yeah, it's a great question. I'm not on any

860
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:42,319
Speaker 12: dating apps and this happened organically, which it was very

861
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 12: exciting to meet him. Just like face to face as strangers.

862
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,080
Speaker 12: I felt like a cute little me cute you know.

863
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:50,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, how will you handle it if it is an

864
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 1: issue for him?

865
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:54,640
Speaker 12: I don't know. I mean some guys are scared. Some

866
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:56,840
Speaker 12: guys are like way too into it, so it's like,

867
00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:58,440
Speaker 12: is that the only reason why you like me?

868
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:01,120
Speaker 3: I think I know which category we fell into. Sorry,

869
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:04,719
Speaker 3: but we will not bring this up again unless Eric

870
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:06,680
Speaker 3: says it first, because we're going to come back and

871
00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:09,520
Speaker 3: call him and ask him why wouldn't he call you

872
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:13,040
Speaker 3: back after such a great, unique, genuine hangout we're getting.

873
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:14,720
Speaker 9: He may not even know about the only fans.

874
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:16,840
Speaker 2: It is so nice to have a listener just be

875
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:18,400
Speaker 2: honest with us from the beginning.

876
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:22,439
Speaker 1: How much easier this makes our job.

877
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:23,680
Speaker 5: It did take a lot to get it out.

878
00:40:23,719 --> 00:40:24,640
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter.

879
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:28,080
Speaker 3: Is even worse than are So we're gonna find out

880
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:30,160
Speaker 3: when we call Eric and get you your second date

881
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:36,520
Speaker 3: up date right after this hold on. Brooks said it earlier,

882
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:39,799
Speaker 3: and I think we all agree. It is refreshing to

883
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:43,839
Speaker 3: have a listener actually be honest and vulnerable with us

884
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,480
Speaker 3: up front, for real.

885
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:49,239
Speaker 2: It makes me feel so much less stressed going into

886
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,600
Speaker 2: this phone call, even though that's like a big I

887
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:52,759
Speaker 2: mean it's a big thing.

888
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:55,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, but it feels like we're on the same page.

889
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:58,200
Speaker 3: Yes, it's good to know that information before we dial

890
00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:02,520
Speaker 3: this guy. And listener Donna whose Jose's already searched that

891
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 3: name fourteen times during the break, she told us about.

892
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:07,680
Speaker 5: So many Donna's on of by the way.

893
00:41:07,719 --> 00:41:09,680
Speaker 3: I know, it's hard to nail it down which one

894
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:11,920
Speaker 3: she is, but she told us about her meeting with

895
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:15,400
Speaker 3: a guy named Eric. It happened organically when they were

896
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,960
Speaker 3: both at a food festival and they ended up bonding

897
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,759
Speaker 3: walking around the city together sharing desserts. Now he's not

898
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:21,480
Speaker 3: calling her back.

899
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:25,320
Speaker 2: It was such a sweet interaction. It really felt genuine.

900
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:26,879
Speaker 3: And the whole reason I bring up the honesty part

901
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:30,200
Speaker 3: is because she admitted to us that Eric may have

902
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:35,560
Speaker 3: found out that she is a successful model on only fans. Yeah,

903
00:41:35,719 --> 00:41:39,040
Speaker 3: here's the thing is we all understand that that information

904
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:41,719
Speaker 3: can tend to freak some people out, and maybe that

905
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Speaker 3: could be the reason that Eric is avoiding her.

906
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Speaker 1: And if he brings it up.

907
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:48,200
Speaker 2: Do you want us to admit then that we already

908
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:50,359
Speaker 2: know Donna, or is that something then you just want

909
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:52,080
Speaker 2: to talk to us or do we lie and say.

910
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:52,440
Speaker 10: That's not her?

911
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:52,879
Speaker 3: Yeah?

912
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Speaker 12: Yeah, you know. Actually I feel like I would like

913
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:58,160
Speaker 12: it if I were to be the one to say

914
00:41:58,200 --> 00:41:58,600
Speaker 12: it to him.

915
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:02,600
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, if he knows it makes sense online fair

916
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:03,759
Speaker 2: if you already knows.

917
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:06,239
Speaker 8: I meant eventually, if you ever talk about work, it's

918
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:07,640
Speaker 8: your fellow.

919
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:11,040
Speaker 3: You can always keep a secret life for twenty thirty

920
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:11,880
Speaker 3: years before.

921
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:12,799
Speaker 6: You have toclain about it.

922
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:13,759
Speaker 9: I work from home.

923
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:16,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, so okay, he doesn't have to know all the details.

924
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 1: But that's good advice. Jeff It's really.

925
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:22,400
Speaker 3: It's you, Johanna. This is your decision. We're just gonna

926
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Speaker 3: call Eric. We'll see if he answers the phone, and

927
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Speaker 3: then from that point on we're just gonna roll with it. Okay, okay, beautiful,

928
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:29,719
Speaker 3: all right, here we go.

929
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Speaker 6: I'm gonna dial his number right now.

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Speaker 3: Let's do this.

931
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:42,399
Speaker 6: Hello, Hey, we're looking to talk with Eric.

932
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:45,239
Speaker 13: Yeah, this is Eric Crusis.

933
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:45,640
Speaker 10: All right.

934
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:48,080
Speaker 3: Hey, this is a show called Brook and Jeffrey in

935
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:48,520
Speaker 3: the Morning.

936
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:50,640
Speaker 1: The Morning all shows.

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00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:55,600
Speaker 3: Here, I'm Jeffrey. You guys want to go around the

938
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:59,200
Speaker 3: room and introduce yourself. Let's sound off room.

939
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:10,000
Speaker 2: It's okay, Eric, she's the fun one. Why are you

940
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:12,120
Speaker 2: so awkward anyway?

941
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:15,200
Speaker 1: I want to hear him talk.

942
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:17,480
Speaker 3: We're trying to help out one of our listeners that

943
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:19,839
Speaker 3: you actually went on a date with recently. Her name

944
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:20,320
Speaker 3: is Donna.

945
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:21,759
Speaker 1: Sounded like a cute date.

946
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:25,800
Speaker 13: I guess if I had to sum it up, I

947
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:28,680
Speaker 13: would say that I just had a different impression of

948
00:43:28,719 --> 00:43:32,120
Speaker 13: her on her date from when we first met at

949
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:35,200
Speaker 13: this beer garden. And I don't know how much she

950
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:36,799
Speaker 13: told you.

951
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:39,600
Speaker 3: Well, it's not much more than that. According to her,

952
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:42,880
Speaker 3: was the beer garden you went out afterwards walking around

953
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:43,280
Speaker 3: the city.

954
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:45,040
Speaker 1: I thought it was really sweet that you guys didn't

955
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:47,840
Speaker 1: drink again either, like you shared dessert. It sounds like

956
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:48,960
Speaker 1: a great conversation.

957
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:50,400
Speaker 9: I don't know how that even happens. How do you

958
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:51,080
Speaker 9: stop drinking?

959
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:52,680
Speaker 6: That was a.

960
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:55,640
Speaker 3: Personal comment, But you were saying that you got a

961
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:58,719
Speaker 3: different impression from her from when you met and during

962
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:00,600
Speaker 3: the date, Like, can you explain what you meant?

963
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:04,680
Speaker 13: Yeah, she's I want to make it clear, she's a

964
00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:10,720
Speaker 13: super sweet girl. She's really nice, she's really cute. And

965
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Speaker 13: maybe it was just because it was loud at the

966
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:15,360
Speaker 13: beer garden where we were there, but she seemed a

967
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:21,000
Speaker 13: little more outgoing and a little more I don't know wild,

968
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 13: if that's a fair word. And when we were on

969
00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:29,680
Speaker 13: our date, she just seemed really shy and a little

970
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:32,320
Speaker 13: conservative or.

971
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:37,200
Speaker 1: Can you elaborate on that conservative part? Like what made

972
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 1: her come off that way to you?

973
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:42,319
Speaker 13: She just kind of gave off goodie goodie vibes and

974
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:47,120
Speaker 13: generally what I'm into.

975
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:51,000
Speaker 1: And you're really good at reading people.

976
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:53,799
Speaker 13: Right, Yeah, I am pretty good at reading people. And

977
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:56,360
Speaker 13: to be honest, she just seems a lot more innocent

978
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:57,399
Speaker 13: than I am.

979
00:44:57,600 --> 00:45:01,040
Speaker 2: Okay, do you think she's too the city and you

980
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:02,760
Speaker 2: are like a wild woman?

981
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Speaker 3: Yeah?

982
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:06,080
Speaker 13: I don't mean like wild. I'm just looking for someone

983
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:08,759
Speaker 13: who's a little more adventurous.

984
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:11,080
Speaker 1: An adventurous yeah.

985
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:17,319
Speaker 3: Wow, Yeah, there is a very adventurous woman on the

986
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:21,759
Speaker 3: other line listening in on this phone call. And I'm

987
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:23,840
Speaker 3: not sure if you could guess that girl would be Donna.

988
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:25,320
Speaker 13: No way?

989
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:28,840
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, really really?

990
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:29,080
Speaker 6: Donna?

991
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:29,560
Speaker 3: Are you there?

992
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:30,399
Speaker 2: Hi?

993
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:37,640
Speaker 1: Eric, my god, are you dying on the inside? Donna?

994
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:39,680
Speaker 3: Yeah?

995
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:42,759
Speaker 13: Yeah, Hey, Donna, I didn't know you were on the

996
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 13: other end of the line. And I don't want to

997
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:48,160
Speaker 13: seem like a jerk here, like you. You are super sweet,

998
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:52,200
Speaker 13: You're such a kind girl and I have time.

999
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,920
Speaker 12: H No, I get it. I get it, and I

1000
00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:58,959
Speaker 12: hear you. I literally heard everything he said.

1001
00:45:59,000 --> 00:45:59,960
Speaker 3: I totally get it.

1002
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:02,640
Speaker 12: And maybe I do come across that way in when

1003
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:07,760
Speaker 12: I want scenarios, but I'm adventurous. I do have quite

1004
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:10,840
Speaker 12: an adventures wild side.

1005
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:14,640
Speaker 13: I mean, that's that's cool for you to say that,

1006
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:18,120
Speaker 13: And again, I think you're I think you're really cool.

1007
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 13: But like, you can say that, but I don't know

1008
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:23,719
Speaker 13: how I'm supposed to believe that based on the signals

1009
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:25,680
Speaker 13: that I was picking up from you.

1010
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:33,160
Speaker 12: You know, well, you could just trust me that I'm

1011
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:37,120
Speaker 12: not as shy as I seem. I don't really meet

1012
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:42,440
Speaker 12: people in person, so yeah, it's exciting a little weird,

1013
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:46,640
Speaker 12: and I obviously came off very shy, but I don't

1014
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:54,320
Speaker 12: say I do have I'm experienced. I'm an experienced woman.

1015
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:57,839
Speaker 1: You have to say that.

1016
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:00,960
Speaker 3: I feel like she's not you to having to say.

1017
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:02,359
Speaker 1: I know, but she's obviously not shy.

1018
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:04,960
Speaker 2: She called a radio station and is here with us,

1019
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:07,960
Speaker 2: even outside of the other stuff.

1020
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:10,600
Speaker 13: I mean, it's pretty wild that you called the radio station.

1021
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:15,480
Speaker 13: But again, you sound imotent to me, and you're just

1022
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:17,640
Speaker 13: kind of trying to pretend to be someone you're not

1023
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:20,680
Speaker 13: to please me, and that doesn't you don't need to

1024
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:21,080
Speaker 13: do that.

1025
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:28,040
Speaker 12: Okay, Well, I guess if you feel that way and

1026
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:29,960
Speaker 12: you don't want to believe me or get to know

1027
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:32,840
Speaker 12: me more than I guess, nice meeting.

1028
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:37,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, I think that's a good choice, Donna.

1029
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:43,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, Donna, Okay, I do too.

1030
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:47,080
Speaker 3: I think she should tell him like before before he

1031
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:47,879
Speaker 3: hangs up.

1032
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:50,160
Speaker 2: I mean, he is so certain who she is and

1033
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:53,840
Speaker 2: doesn't have an open mind to see anything else. Like, don't, Donna,

1034
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:56,320
Speaker 2: I'm guessing doesn't feel like he deserves that knowledge.

1035
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:58,759
Speaker 3: Well fine, but at least before we go, I have

1036
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:01,440
Speaker 3: to ask Eric, would you like to go out with shy,

1037
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:03,280
Speaker 3: innocent Donna one more time?

1038
00:48:03,719 --> 00:48:04,960
Speaker 6: And we would pay for the date?

1039
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:09,319
Speaker 13: You know again it doesn't seem like a match. I

1040
00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:10,000
Speaker 13: appreciate it.

1041
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:10,320
Speaker 5: Wow.

1042
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:14,080
Speaker 12: I mean, Eric, I think you made a mistake and

1043
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:16,360
Speaker 12: maybe I'll see you online sometime.

1044
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:22,839
Speaker 2: He's have to pay here, Yeah, what does that mean?

1045
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:26,759
Speaker 6: I wouldn't worry about it, Eric, You know.

1046
00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:29,600
Speaker 13: What, can somebody just tell me what's going on?

1047
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:29,920
Speaker 10: Not?

1048
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:31,879
Speaker 1: Sorry?

1049
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:34,960
Speaker 3: All right, he's gone. Sorry, Donna, we had to hang

1050
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:35,640
Speaker 3: up on that guy.

1051
00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:38,279
Speaker 12: I'm glad I'm glad you did.

1052
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:42,360
Speaker 1: Have you ever had a guy assume that about you before?

1053
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:45,319
Speaker 12: I can maybe see why he maybe thought that, but

1054
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:48,680
Speaker 12: like it was so crazy. They just didn't want to

1055
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:49,680
Speaker 12: give me other chance.

1056
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:52,640
Speaker 1: I like, how hard for it he thought, he was. Yeah,

1057
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:55,359
Speaker 1: it's just crazy. I want to be there. The day

1058
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:57,440
Speaker 1: he finds out what you do.

1059
00:48:57,400 --> 00:48:59,920
Speaker 3: It's probably the day that he listens to this podcast

1060
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:03,440
Speaker 3: and it's like, oh my god, the mistakes that I've made.

1061
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:05,919
Speaker 12: She was so sure he knew how to reach people.

1062
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:07,319
Speaker 12: That was that's what got me.

1063
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:12,040
Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1064
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:14,520
Speaker 3: We're getting a lot of text in seventy five nine

1065
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 3: to two on this one. One says, think, I hope

1066
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:20,480
Speaker 3: Eric's listening right now and realizes he missed out on

1067
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:21,800
Speaker 3: the chance of a lifetime.

1068
00:49:22,239 --> 00:49:24,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's right. It's really a learning moment to not

1069
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:26,160
Speaker 1: judge people so quickly.

1070
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:28,879
Speaker 3: Really, you know, Yeah, don't judge a book by its

1071
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:29,680
Speaker 3: cover sort of thing.

1072
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:31,680
Speaker 1: I don't think it was the cover that was the problem.

1073
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:32,920
Speaker 1: It's just like her attitude.

1074
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,600
Speaker 3: Yeahah. Another text says, I've been trying to date an

1075
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:37,000
Speaker 3: only fans girl for years.

1076
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:38,280
Speaker 6: That guy's an idiot.

1077
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:41,800
Speaker 3: Oh man, there's a lot of other people on the

1078
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:44,440
Speaker 3: text board, though, going crazy because we didn't tell him

1079
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:47,319
Speaker 3: and didn't say it. She never revealed what she does

1080
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:49,680
Speaker 3: to her for an I know, I agree.

1081
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:51,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought this would be like Alexis going out

1082
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:54,680
Speaker 4: with Christiano Ronaldo and just not realizing he played soccer

1083
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:55,800
Speaker 4: and it's like, you're not my type.

1084
00:49:55,840 --> 00:50:01,720
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, what are you doing this guy did email

1085
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:04,279
Speaker 3: the show after we recorded that, though, and said I

1086
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:07,000
Speaker 3: thought I'd just send him a screenshot as a parting gift.

1087
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Speaker 1: She did not.

1088
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 3: I think he knows now.

1089
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:17,319
Speaker 2: She's just trying to get more subscribers.

1090
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:15,080
Speaker 3: Out of this.

1091
00:50:15,239 --> 00:50:16,040
Speaker 6: She probably did.

1092
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:17,960
Speaker 3: We're hoping to get a few more subscribers.

1093
00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:19,480
Speaker 6: If you like the second.

1094
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:22,640
Speaker 3: Dates, you can always yeah, one hundred percent.

1095
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 5: You still have my shirt off.

1096
00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:26,000
Speaker 3: By the way, on YouTube, you can find us or

1097
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:28,680
Speaker 3: anywhere where you get your podcasts at Brook and Jeffrey

1098
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:31,040
Speaker 3: and make sure if you need help with your dating life,

1099
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:33,399
Speaker 3: email the show. We'll call that person who's not calling

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00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:33,960
Speaker 3: you back.

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00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:36,040
Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1102
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:40,240
Speaker 3: All the best athletes in the world have a routine

1103
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:44,400
Speaker 3: of watching tape on themselves and critiquing their own performance

1104
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:47,560
Speaker 3: to find ways that they can improve okay, And so

1105
00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:50,760
Speaker 3: in that spirit, I started doing that with my singing.

1106
00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:53,960
Speaker 1: Oh you're watching all the TikTok videos and.

1107
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:56,040
Speaker 3: Stuff trying to figure out where I can get better,

1108
00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:59,040
Speaker 3: And I'll tell you I did notice a few interesting things.

1109
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:06,400
Speaker 3: First of all, my jawline way too defined. Oh yeah,

1110
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Speaker 3: when I look that good, it distracts from my voice,

1111
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:12,120
Speaker 3: and I honestly can't let that happen.

1112
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Speaker 1: That's why there's so many ugly singers in the world. Yes,

1113
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:15,440
Speaker 1: that makes sense.

1114
00:51:15,719 --> 00:51:20,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, like blur out the jaw somehow. Second thing, my

1115
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:27,040
Speaker 3: outfit not nearly enough glitter. My costume needs to sparkle

1116
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:31,440
Speaker 3: as bright as my eyes, my big, dark brown, beautiful

1117
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:32,480
Speaker 3: jewish eyes.

1118
00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:36,120
Speaker 1: So more sequence is not distracting, but your jaw line is.

1119
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:39,800
Speaker 3: Yes. And the third following, there's way too much brook

1120
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Speaker 3: in the background of my video. Oh no wonder My

1121
00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:47,560
Speaker 3: biggest fan group right now was eighty five plus CUBAC

1122
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:51,360
Speaker 3: coming because they see her and they're like, oh, okay,

1123
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:54,880
Speaker 3: this is the hip thing to do. So hopefully some

1124
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:56,520
Speaker 3: of that is going to change when I do my

1125
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Speaker 3: brand new song of the week coming up right after this.

1126
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Speaker 3: It is time for my song of the week.

1127
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Speaker 1: What on Earth. Could you be singing about, Jeffrey?

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Speaker 5: Jeffrey, what could you be singing about?

1129
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:11,560
Speaker 3: I don't know, but reports are in certain places the

1130
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:15,839
Speaker 3: weather is finally becoming a little milder, the days are

1131
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:21,160
Speaker 3: getting a little longer. Tinder is getting a little fatter.

1132
00:52:22,719 --> 00:52:23,479
Speaker 1: Wait, is that good?

1133
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 6: I mean more people?

1134
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:31,320
Speaker 3: Yea fat with possibilities and all of that is really

1135
00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:34,640
Speaker 3: great news for most of us, but it's really bad

1136
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:39,320
Speaker 3: news for one specific group of people, the leprechauns.

1137
00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:43,440
Speaker 2: Oh I thought, this is just going to be a

1138
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:44,920
Speaker 2: straight up Saint Patrick's day.

1139
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:46,640
Speaker 1: I mean, people can't see you, but you came in

1140
00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:54,040
Speaker 1: wearing a dazzled like, yeah, you're worried about the leprechauns.

1141
00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:56,720
Speaker 3: Well, they're obviously getting no swipes on that fat tinder.

1142
00:52:56,760 --> 00:52:57,480
Speaker 6: They're too short.

1143
00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:00,920
Speaker 3: But Saint Patrick's days coming up, and thanks to all

1144
00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:03,200
Speaker 3: the better weather, people are going to be out and

1145
00:53:03,239 --> 00:53:06,440
Speaker 3: about looking for those little green guys hunting for their

1146
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:07,200
Speaker 3: pots of gold.

1147
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:10,560
Speaker 1: I mean they may be short, but they do have money,

1148
00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:11,560
Speaker 1: that's right, you know.

1149
00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:12,480
Speaker 6: Short kings.

1150
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:15,040
Speaker 3: That's why my song today is for those blarny loving

1151
00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:19,319
Speaker 3: little shoemakers, because they gotta stay vigilant. They cannot let

1152
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:22,520
Speaker 3: their guard down for even a second or they're gonna

1153
00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:25,480
Speaker 3: get snatched. And I don't want that to happen. So

1154
00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:29,760
Speaker 3: hopefully this performance is a little bit of a motivational

1155
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:35,560
Speaker 3: reminder to those magical little Irish men. Stay on your toes,

1156
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:38,800
Speaker 3: do not get caught.

1157
00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:40,120
Speaker 1: We can't have uls.

1158
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:40,840
Speaker 5: I'm actually googled.

1159
00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:45,640
Speaker 9: This woman really.

1160
00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:47,239
Speaker 6: Isoes. What can we say?

1161
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:49,160
Speaker 3: Okay, we like the human ladies.

1162
00:53:49,239 --> 00:53:53,200
Speaker 8: I'd have to make prenups and get a little complicated.

1163
00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:56,040
Speaker 3: Alet'sus try to get serious with one. That's how she

1164
00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:58,720
Speaker 3: knows me anyway, old.

1165
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:01,280
Speaker 6: Still good looking anyway.

1166
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:05,360
Speaker 3: That's why today instead of singing DJ Khaled and Justin Biebers,

1167
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 3: I'm the one, it's young Jeffreys on the run for

1168
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:14,200
Speaker 3: all those leprechauns, I'm gonna point when I'm ready points.

1169
00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:23,840
Speaker 9: We made the best shoe shoot another one.

1170
00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:27,600
Speaker 3: D J Shaman got me fancy little suit seeing a

1171
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:32,640
Speaker 3: child's size. Now a leprecannie lepre conn and at the carnival,

1172
00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:35,640
Speaker 3: I'm way too short for all the rise Wow Green

1173
00:54:35,719 --> 00:54:37,840
Speaker 3: and scomby Irish Dombey.

1174
00:54:38,239 --> 00:54:39,000
Speaker 6: Hey, I'm a catch.

1175
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:41,520
Speaker 3: Are trying to seal it on me treasure? Then I'm

1176
00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:41,880
Speaker 3: gonna fight.

1177
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:43,280
Speaker 6: You're like a small Connor.

1178
00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:46,200
Speaker 3: Mcgreg girl and Yosha lay will be to the ries.

1179
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:49,680
Speaker 6: I'm on the Ronnie.

1180
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:54,640
Speaker 3: Needle, Pencer gone teel e died a streak across your lawn.

1181
00:54:54,719 --> 00:55:00,760
Speaker 3: T You'll be stunned when you see me tiny bonds

1182
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:06,560
Speaker 3: after Pope, I'm gone a peacock creaking a golden clovers

1183
00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:08,960
Speaker 3: on me, green crocks, He's all the last seas. They

1184
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:11,680
Speaker 3: be jigging on me shamrocks, aren't he got the tinney?

1185
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:12,759
Speaker 3: Really after his me?

1186
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:14,640
Speaker 6: Cash box, sugar.

1187
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:17,919
Speaker 3: Babies wanting me to pay, or chin drunken lads trying

1188
00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:20,520
Speaker 3: to catch me in a cake. He run away and

1189
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:24,560
Speaker 3: tell them Ninnie stopping Gable saying me routine, I got

1190
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:27,520
Speaker 3: a shake, or I can hide out in the tiniest

1191
00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:31,280
Speaker 3: of places in a mini cookie bag of famous same balls,

1192
00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:34,480
Speaker 3: cookie for me all over, urting out of spaces. Yes,

1193
00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:38,360
Speaker 3: may I suggest your rain and muscles in the shape

1194
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:42,759
Speaker 3: do in Jesus size now a Jimbroier a cardio. I

1195
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:46,040
Speaker 3: bought myself a peloton so you should see me ties. Wow,

1196
00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:50,799
Speaker 3: I'm a bee'stlet. Ronald Weasley a body stuckey as a tick,

1197
00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:54,839
Speaker 3: Irish potato still running like a sprinter from Jamaica.

1198
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:58,600
Speaker 14: Change me again, your heart a flat line, Yah, don't

1199
00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:04,480
Speaker 14: beat dumbie eat eye lidle green and small eade like

1200
00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:07,920
Speaker 14: a baby yodadulty ead die lido.

1201
00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:09,480
Speaker 6: Bar crawled he ead.

1202
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:13,400
Speaker 3: I end up being a toilet fall so shameful, shameful.

1203
00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:16,399
Speaker 3: We got some helpers if you couldn't tell. I got

1204
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:18,840
Speaker 3: me allies in the Smurfs and then the keydra elves.

1205
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:21,360
Speaker 3: I got a bag of very dust from Migro tinker

1206
00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:25,040
Speaker 3: Bell and got more magic Dana Booker, every potter spells,

1207
00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:28,880
Speaker 3: I'm bendy as a stable. I'll hide in a lego

1208
00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:32,480
Speaker 3: underneath a bag. Go find a tiny crabs in your

1209
00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:35,799
Speaker 3: girlfriend's nabel. She'll be tinking' bowl me three weeks into

1210
00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:40,160
Speaker 3: April for shameful trick. Got my tricks going take me

1211
00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:42,399
Speaker 3: pot of gold and turned it into a bit coin,

1212
00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:48,920
Speaker 3: hiding me money in cryptocurrency. It's safer Daniel Rainbow seventeen.

1213
00:56:49,040 --> 00:56:50,480
Speaker 6: The lunch I could terror.

1214
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:55,000
Speaker 3: Rise everyone here trying to hunt the only holiday or

1215
00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:59,920
Speaker 3: kidnapping is colorified. Why Easter Bundy, he thinks it's funny.

1216
00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:03,920
Speaker 3: Got more shills to my name. Then Rockefeller mean, ton's

1217
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:07,239
Speaker 3: a lucky your den Annie Marsham Mahler elon which he

1218
00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:13,279
Speaker 3: had my credit line, I'm Atralian TV died neido on

1219
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:19,520
Speaker 3: the run, tied the hiding on the fans. You're getting

1220
00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:22,720
Speaker 3: Auntie just like his little husband.

1221
00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:25,280
Speaker 6: Another one, where'd I got her?

1222
00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:30,000
Speaker 3: You are too slow her, I'm run from you, Amanda,

1223
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:32,800
Speaker 3: I mom, go away.

1224
00:57:32,520 --> 00:57:36,440
Speaker 6: Her, copple your own damn shoes here to do? Jui

1225
00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:37,080
Speaker 6: bop her.

1226
00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:40,800
Speaker 3: You are too drunk, her too many, get us bruised.

1227
00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:44,960
Speaker 3: I think you're got more pas then, Jeff Bezos, why

1228
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:47,960
Speaker 3: don't you chase him to I'm on the run?

1229
00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:52,960
Speaker 5: Y so good.

1230
00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:56,600
Speaker 1: Jeff Bezos is not adorable enough to be a lot

1231
00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:59,800
Speaker 1: of yeah, but he's old and rich enough, so it's

1232
00:57:59,840 --> 00:58:00,880
Speaker 1: like a tall leprecha.

1233
00:58:01,160 --> 00:58:03,800
Speaker 6: Yeah. So I'm just worried for all leprechauns out there.

1234
00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:05,560
Speaker 6: Stay safe, stay on your feet.

1235
00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:05,880
Speaker 3: Keep running.

1236
00:58:06,080 --> 00:58:08,520
Speaker 1: Somebody's gonna be checking their belly button this weekend. Yeah,

1237
00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:09,720
Speaker 1: I know that for a fact.

1238
00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:11,920
Speaker 6: Ladies look out. They'll hide wherever they can.

1239
00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:14,680
Speaker 9: The legos I forgot, they get hide anywhere anywhere.

1240
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:16,800
Speaker 3: That is your song of the Week text in seventy

1241
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:18,720
Speaker 3: five nine two until us what you taught about it.

1242
00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:20,880
Speaker 3: We're gonna post this video up on all of our socials,

1243
00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:23,200
Speaker 3: on our YouTube page, our TikTok, Insta and everywhere with

1244
00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:23,880
Speaker 3: all the lyrics.

1245
00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:24,080
Speaker 10: There.

1246
00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:27,960
Speaker 1: Gotta watch a video, I mean like see, yeah, that's right.

1247
00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:31,200
Speaker 3: So happy Saint Patrick's day. Everybody stay safe out there.

1248
00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:44,000
Speaker 3: We got your phones out coming up. H someone's pregnant,

1249
00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:47,880
Speaker 3: big announcement. Anybody in the room want to say anything?

1250
00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:50,120
Speaker 5: Oh I wish hell?

1251
00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:53,640
Speaker 6: No, that excited?

1252
00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:55,920
Speaker 1: I mean, congratulations to whoever's on the phone.

1253
00:58:56,040 --> 00:58:58,440
Speaker 3: We all come on, guys, we all know Eric is

1254
00:58:58,480 --> 00:59:01,200
Speaker 3: on the phone and his why is pregnant?

1255
00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:03,040
Speaker 11: Eric?

1256
00:59:03,160 --> 00:59:03,800
Speaker 3: Was that all you?

1257
00:59:05,480 --> 00:59:05,919
Speaker 13: I'd hope?

1258
00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:10,560
Speaker 3: So yeah, live.

1259
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:12,080
Speaker 6: Broa to say it takes a village.

1260
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:13,240
Speaker 9: I don't think that's what it means.

1261
00:59:13,320 --> 00:59:14,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I know.

1262
00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:18,000
Speaker 1: Are you sure? How are you feeling about it?

1263
00:59:18,920 --> 00:59:19,640
Speaker 13: I am excited.

1264
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:20,680
Speaker 3: I'm very excited.

1265
00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:22,040
Speaker 6: That's the right answer.

1266
00:59:22,280 --> 00:59:22,480
Speaker 13: Eric.

1267
00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:25,040
Speaker 6: We're gonna give you half of a point just for

1268
00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:25,600
Speaker 6: saying that.

1269
00:59:25,880 --> 00:59:28,200
Speaker 9: Yell on, get the half point.

1270
00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:28,800
Speaker 3: Yeah that's right.

1271
00:59:29,640 --> 00:59:30,720
Speaker 6: Yeah, Brooks starting in serious.

1272
00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:33,480
Speaker 3: So here we go. She has left the studio, and

1273
00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:35,400
Speaker 3: you know how it works. Thirty seconds answer as many

1274
00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:37,000
Speaker 3: questions as possible. If you don't know when, you could

1275
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:38,520
Speaker 3: say past. But you have to beat broke out right

1276
00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:39,920
Speaker 3: if you want to win? Are you ready?

1277
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:40,400
Speaker 13: Yes?

1278
00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:42,760
Speaker 3: All right, future dad? Good luck? Here we go. Your

1279
00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:46,960
Speaker 3: time starts now. Today is Pie Day, which numeral comes

1280
00:59:47,040 --> 00:59:52,600
Speaker 3: after three point one four in pie, which month gets

1281
00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:54,760
Speaker 3: its name from the Latin word meaning ten.

1282
00:59:56,320 --> 00:59:56,960
Speaker 11: October.

1283
00:59:57,280 --> 01:00:00,120
Speaker 3: Will Smith and his son Jayden first acted together in

1284
01:00:00,160 --> 01:00:04,080
Speaker 3: What two thousand and six film What does the Media

1285
01:00:04,160 --> 01:00:05,800
Speaker 3: Company CNN stand for?

1286
01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:07,200
Speaker 10: Uh?

1287
01:00:07,600 --> 01:00:09,000
Speaker 13: Commercials?

1288
01:00:09,560 --> 01:00:12,240
Speaker 3: Honey, hot, and brown are all types of what condiment?

1289
01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:14,480
Speaker 13: Mustard?

1290
01:00:16,040 --> 01:00:17,720
Speaker 9: You're supposed to say, like mustard?

1291
01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:22,320
Speaker 3: But we will accept your answer to Eric, well done.

1292
01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:25,400
Speaker 3: Book's coming back into the studio. And it's so crazy

1293
01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:29,360
Speaker 3: because all week long we've been talking about our favorite

1294
01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:33,400
Speaker 3: sounds you would hear in the delivery room. So I'll

1295
01:00:33,440 --> 01:00:37,720
Speaker 3: go first. Mine is get out the four steps. Wow,

1296
01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:40,640
Speaker 3: that's my favorite one to hear. Jose, what's yours? And

1297
01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:41,800
Speaker 3: don't be grosser loud?

1298
01:00:42,200 --> 01:00:42,360
Speaker 10: Mine?

1299
01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:44,080
Speaker 5: Would you just be crying? Because I means the baby's

1300
01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:45,280
Speaker 5: healthy and it's alive and.

1301
01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:48,439
Speaker 3: Breathing the baby the baby crying?

1302
01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:49,080
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1303
01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:52,200
Speaker 6: Good Brook.

1304
01:00:52,280 --> 01:00:55,440
Speaker 3: What's your favorite sound to hear in a delivery room?

1305
01:00:55,840 --> 01:00:58,640
Speaker 1: You did a great job, Mama, would you like a margarita?

1306
01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:02,400
Speaker 6: Oh, that's not what happens every time.

1307
01:01:02,560 --> 01:01:04,760
Speaker 2: The most clutch thing one of my best friends ever

1308
01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:08,440
Speaker 2: did was bring me a bag of burgers. Afterwards, I

1309
01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:10,520
Speaker 2: have never had a burger taste as good as in

1310
01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:11,040
Speaker 2: that moment.

1311
01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:14,680
Speaker 3: Eric, you got anything special plan for the delivery room?

1312
01:01:15,160 --> 01:01:17,080
Speaker 11: Yes, I'm gonna be crying and I'm going to say

1313
01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:18,840
Speaker 11: we did it.

1314
01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:22,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was all me, honey.

1315
01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:26,240
Speaker 1: My husband still says that was really tough on me.

1316
01:01:29,880 --> 01:01:32,600
Speaker 9: That, like dad jokes are being told while you're becoming.

1317
01:01:32,280 --> 01:01:35,400
Speaker 6: A d Yeah, it's a good initiation. Now, Brook, it's

1318
01:01:35,440 --> 01:01:35,760
Speaker 6: your turn.

1319
01:01:35,840 --> 01:01:38,680
Speaker 3: Are you ready? Yes, your time starts now. Today is

1320
01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:42,360
Speaker 3: Pie Day, which numeral comes after three point one four

1321
01:01:42,520 --> 01:01:45,640
Speaker 3: in pie three, which month gets its name from the

1322
01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:47,000
Speaker 3: Latin word meaning ten.

1323
01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:48,640
Speaker 1: Uh December.

1324
01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:51,960
Speaker 3: Will Smith and his son Jayden first acted together in

1325
01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:55,480
Speaker 3: what two thousand and six film uh Pass? What does

1326
01:01:55,520 --> 01:01:57,760
Speaker 3: the media company CNN stand for?

1327
01:01:58,240 --> 01:02:01,760
Speaker 1: Uh? Coverage? News network?

1328
01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:05,400
Speaker 3: Honey, hot, and brown are all types of what wonder

1329
01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:09,840
Speaker 3: In the popular film Dead Wolver's Wolverine, who stars alongside

1330
01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:10,560
Speaker 3: Ryan Reynolds.

1331
01:02:10,840 --> 01:02:12,520
Speaker 1: Uh, Hugh Jackman.

1332
01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:16,280
Speaker 3: Okay, accepting those answers now, it's time to head on

1333
01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:18,400
Speaker 3: over to the scoreboard to see how you did with Jose.

1334
01:02:18,720 --> 01:02:20,840
Speaker 2: I tried just one chilling that set my mouth on

1335
01:02:21,040 --> 01:02:23,120
Speaker 2: far and I had a drink a tay later Mountain Day.

1336
01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:27,040
Speaker 5: I just want to say I hand picked that years ago.

1337
01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:27,760
Speaker 6: I love that.

1338
01:02:28,640 --> 01:02:28,880
Speaker 12: Eric.

1339
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:30,840
Speaker 1: You got three correct to days.

1340
01:02:31,640 --> 01:02:32,880
Speaker 9: Eric, it's a good game.

1341
01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:35,800
Speaker 5: And brook you snuck in an extra question at the

1342
01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:37,400
Speaker 5: very end, and.

1343
01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:42,760
Speaker 2: Yep, it save you also from my mom when.

1344
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:47,200
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, just tied it up with Brooks.

1345
01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:49,520
Speaker 6: So Ty goes to the house on these let's go

1346
01:02:49,560 --> 01:02:50,200
Speaker 6: over the answers.

1347
01:02:50,440 --> 01:02:52,600
Speaker 3: It's Pie Day, the numeral that comes after three point

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Speaker 3: one four and pie is one and Eric knew that.

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Speaker 3: By the way.

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Speaker 10: Wow.

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Speaker 3: The month that gets its name from the Latin word

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Speaker 3: meaning ten would be descent like deck deca.

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Speaker 12: It was.

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Speaker 3: It was originally the tenth month until the Gregorian calendar

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Speaker 3: overtook it. Graig will Smith and his son Jaden first

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Speaker 3: acted together in the two thousand and six film The

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Speaker 3: Pursuit of Happiness. CNN stands for Cable News Network. You

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Speaker 3: hear it, Honey, hot, and brown are all types of mustard,

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Speaker 3: and in Dead Pole Versus Wolverine, Hugh Jackman stars alongside

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Speaker 3: Ryan Reynolds. So Eric, I'm sorry it just barely wasn't

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Speaker 3: enough to beat Brooke today. But just for playing, we

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Speaker 3: are giving you a fifty dollars Burger King gift card.

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Speaker 3: Coke zero Sugar is now available at Burger King Real

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Speaker 3: Coca Cola Taste zero Sugar. You compare an ice cold

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Speaker 3: Coke zero sugar with the new Steakhouse Bacon whopper sandwich

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Speaker 3: with Swiss cheese, a conic A one sauce, crispy onions,

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Speaker 3: and peppercorn aoli, available now for a limited time at

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Speaker 3: participating Burger King restaurants.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, that's one of my current craving so I think

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Speaker 11: I'm going to be the big winner on that one.

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Speaker 6: Hey Man, come back and play again soon.

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Speaker 3: We'll do wind Brooks Buck the same time on Monday,

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning