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Speaker 2: All right. We're the vocal point from the people talking
Speaker 2: what they're thinking, and we hash it out here. We
Speaker 2: come to a conclusion. We see who's right and who's
Speaker 2: more right.
Speaker 3: You know, it's usually me. It's usually me.
Speaker 2: That's not true, but yeah, yeah, what we're discussing today
Speaker 2: on the podcast, we're not talking about, you know, the war,
Speaker 2: We're not talking about the rising housing prices. We're talking
Speaker 2: about loud neighbors versus nosy neighbors. This is where I'm at.
Speaker 2: This is where I personally land on the side of
Speaker 2: wanting nosy neighbors as opposed to loud neighbors. Hmm, okay,
Speaker 2: I feel like you You've mentioned I feel like in
Speaker 2: the past that you'd rather loud neighbors than nosy neighbors.
Speaker 3: Well, this is the thing. Nosy neighbors loud neighbors. And
Speaker 3: I'm not a cop, Kuala, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: I'm not a cop, Quala. I don't play calling the cops.
Speaker 3: But I think with loud neighbors there is a like,
Speaker 3: if it gets to a certain point, you can like
Speaker 3: tell the building. Again, I'm not a snitch either, but
Speaker 3: if I herect them a real donkey, I'm gonna say something. Right. So,
Speaker 3: like with super loud neighbors, there's always like a course
Speaker 3: of action that you can take to at least get
Speaker 3: them to chill the hell out. Because the thing is,
Speaker 3: it's like if you you have loud neighbors, it's not
Speaker 3: just you saying something like things can be done, actions
Speaker 3: can be taken, People can get kicked out. With nosy neighbors,
Speaker 3: it's someone always popping their head out of a door
Speaker 3: whenever they hear another door open. It's somebody standing by
Speaker 3: talking to the male man for too long, or hey,
Speaker 3: I saw you got a package or did it? And
Speaker 3: I'm like, bro, first of all, get the fuck up
Speaker 3: on my business first, and foremost, this is the person
Speaker 3: who's looking at who's coming in and out of your house, right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: And I have like a lot of male friends because
Speaker 3: I'm a female comic, so most of my friends, like
Speaker 3: most of my friends aren't men. And so if I
Speaker 3: have like if you come over and hang out and
Speaker 3: then Ben comes over and hangs out in the same week,
Speaker 3: what the hell is this neighbor gonna think? You see
Speaker 3: what I'm saying, It's like, Wow, well one came over,
Speaker 3: then the other one came over. Now they're both over.
Speaker 3: Oh goodness, what kind of life is? And I'm like, bitch,
Speaker 3: first of all, get some business.
Speaker 2: So what I'm hearing is that what you don't like
Speaker 2: about the nosiness, outside of just the surface level uncomfortableness,
Speaker 2: is that nosy people are usually just pretty lonely. It's
Speaker 2: just a it's just a loneliness manifesting as nosiness.
Speaker 3: No, because you could be nosy and have you know,
Speaker 3: a full family in the house. Okay, Nosey don't mean lonely.
Speaker 3: Nosy just means nosy. Nosey means like m it's you
Speaker 3: don't have no business on your own.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like you.
Speaker 3: Mind and mind because you ain't got no business to
Speaker 3: mind in your own.
Speaker 2: So I'm not gonna lie. I personally feel like nosiness
Speaker 2: rather than loud, like you know, nosy versus noisy. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna go with nosy every time because I'm a pretty
Speaker 2: boring dude. So then they're not gonna get anything. They're
Speaker 2: not gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna bore the hell out
Speaker 2: of a nosy person. Nosey isn't coming for me, Oh, nosey.
Speaker 3: But the thing is, Nosey doesn't care.
Speaker 2: They eventually they.
Speaker 3: Nosy just wants to know. It's like, Okay, you have
Speaker 3: a dog, right, yeah, yeah, So now every time they
Speaker 3: see you, they're gonna be pressed at what's he doing
Speaker 3: with this dog? Well, you know they haven't walked him
Speaker 3: in a while. Well you know his girlfriend's out of town.
Speaker 3: I hope the everything like it's even though you'd have
Speaker 3: to be by yourself, never leave your house and receiving
Speaker 3: no packages for a nosy person to not be involved
Speaker 3: at all. Plus they live in an apartment building, they
Speaker 3: live in a neighborhood, right, so they're looking for anything.
Speaker 3: Any piece of information is information that they want because
Speaker 3: when they see Because also nosy people have pretendency to
Speaker 3: talk to everybody because they want to know what the
Speaker 3: tea is. So they're gonna ask, oh, well what do
Speaker 3: you do? So they're just building a case. So then
Speaker 3: it's like, oh, have you taken the dog? Well, oh,
Speaker 3: I see y'all got a new dog, or y'all been
Speaker 3: getting a lot of packages, Like what's going on? It's like, well,
Speaker 3: when you're gonna have kids? Well maybe that's like it's
Speaker 3: all it. It doesn't matter like you, to be a
Speaker 3: boring person means that you live alone, you have no pets,
Speaker 3: and you don't engage with the nosy person.
Speaker 2: Okay, So on a scale of one to ten at
Speaker 2: this moment in time in the conversation, how would you
Speaker 2: say you rank your feeling of wanting a loud neighbor
Speaker 2: versus a nosy neighbor? Is it like seven eight?
Speaker 3: They're both at They're both at a want I want
Speaker 3: neither neighbor. I want neither person.
Speaker 2: If you had to pick, though, if you.
Speaker 3: Had to pick, well, the thing about a loud neighbor
Speaker 3: is how are they loud? That's the thing.
Speaker 2: I'm talking loud as a structure of being in life.
Speaker 2: So we're talking about loud hookups, loud music, maybe they
Speaker 2: practice drums that are not very good. We're talking about all.
Speaker 3: The loud oh nosy every time because wow, wow, wow
Speaker 3: every time, because it's like the people. It's like somebody
Speaker 3: down the hall they have a dog, and every time
Speaker 3: they leave, I guess when they don't tie the dog up,
Speaker 3: the dog barks by the front door, and I'm just like,
Speaker 3: first of all, put your dog away. I know you
Speaker 3: have multiple bedrooms in your apartment, like I know you do.
Speaker 3: You have multiple bedrooms in your apartment, you have a balcony, Like,
Speaker 3: there's other things that can happen with this dog that
Speaker 3: doesn't include that dog barking for an hours by the
Speaker 3: front door, disrupting the other people on the floor, Like,
Speaker 3: do something with your dog. But since I'm not a
Speaker 3: snitch and it's not that loud, I don't say anything
Speaker 3: because at the end of the day, the dog doesn't
Speaker 3: know that it's being a nuisance. The dog knows just
Speaker 3: being a dog.
Speaker 2: No, I get what you mean. I get what you're saying.
Speaker 2: I did not expect. I thought you would deal dig
Speaker 2: your heels way harder than you actually did. Now that
Speaker 2: we're really on the same side, because I'm at about
Speaker 2: seven where I'd rather nosy versus noisy, just because I
Speaker 2: will say, a nosy neighbor might just save your life.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: Well, then I'm falling. I'm old I fell. Nosy neighbors
Speaker 2: gonna be like, I haven't seen them in a little while.
Speaker 2: Let me call somebody. Loud neighbor won't even notice. A
Speaker 2: loud neighbor will be like, man, nobody's called the cops
Speaker 2: aut us in a while.
Speaker 3: Thank god. Yeah, because my other building that I lived in,
Speaker 3: someone did pass away.
Speaker 2: Oh no.
Speaker 3: The craziest thing about that is what I was telling
Speaker 3: my mom about it. Something fell off my wall and
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, we're not doing this. And here
Speaker 3: it was the craziest thing that I would in my
Speaker 3: apartment one day and I saw, like you don't just
Speaker 3: make those regular like big house lives. Yeah, I was like, fuck,
Speaker 3: did these flaws? What's happening? I was like, I saw
Speaker 3: like one or two and I was like, did I
Speaker 3: leave a window open or whatever? And then I pulled
Speaker 3: the curtain back and there were forty fucking flies trying
Speaker 3: to get out of the window. And what was crazy?
Speaker 3: Your girl upstairs? So you know Beth that works at
Speaker 3: the office the way that they found out that something
Speaker 3: was wrong. Was there's another girl that she's friends with
Speaker 3: on the floor, was just looking out of her window
Speaker 3: of her apartment and she saw a bunch of flies
Speaker 3: on the window of that apartment and called and called
Speaker 3: a super and the super was still afraid to go inside,
Speaker 3: and then the wife went inside.
Speaker 2: I just feel like your building needed some nosier people. Oh,
Speaker 2: that's that's what I'm hearing right now.
Speaker 3: Well, that's what the That's how that girl figured it
Speaker 3: out because she was just looking at her window. She's like, hey.
Speaker 3: Because he was a very quiet man, he kept to himself.
Speaker 3: But at one point she was like, why are there
Speaker 3: all these flies on this one window? Beth was telling
Speaker 3: me there was like a smell in her apartment and
Speaker 3: she didn't know what it was. And the one day
Speaker 3: we both come home from work and I'm just like,
Speaker 3: why is an ambulance here? I left and came back.
Speaker 3: They were there for fucking hours.
Speaker 2: Wild, what's the loudest neighbor you've ever had?
Speaker 3: MM?
Speaker 2: Do you ever even if this was a hotel, because
Speaker 2: you know, being on the road, you have to travel
Speaker 2: and stuff.
Speaker 3: It's just it's always sex or an argument like that's either.
Speaker 2: I love a good argument. That's that's when I hope
Speaker 2: my neighbors will be loud, because maybe I'm not nosy
Speaker 2: enough to be nosy, yeah, but I'm nosy enough to
Speaker 2: be messy. So then when somebody's near me at it
Speaker 2: as very loud. Oh oh that's amazing. That's see.
Speaker 3: I haven't I've never really heard. I've never lived anywhere
Speaker 3: where I could hear a really good argument. I rarely
Speaker 3: hear arguments. I heard arguments on the street when I'm like,
Speaker 3: those don't count. When I'm like, I've never had it
Speaker 3: where it was like, oh, I'm worried about this person.
Speaker 2: Come to Chicago. Chicago has some thin walls, all right.
Speaker 2: I once heard the full on argument top to bottom,
Speaker 2: and then the makeup sex and the Honestly, the makeup
Speaker 2: sex was worse to hear in the argument because my
Speaker 2: man had no rhythm. We're talking about PLoP PLoP PLoP,
Speaker 2: Like just I was like, what are you doing in there?
Speaker 2: You need help?
Speaker 3: It might have been with the argument.
Speaker 2: What was the argument about the argument? I think, okay,
Speaker 2: I think it was about some petty cash. I think
Speaker 2: it was like they had spent some money that was
Speaker 2: like communal, this is our like piggy bank money. And
Speaker 2: then one of them spent it. But then it was
Speaker 2: like the whole point was to spend it. I honestly
Speaker 2: don't know who I sided with in the argument, but
Speaker 2: it got petty real fast. It got like, well, you know,
Speaker 2: because you let your dad live with us for so long,
Speaker 2: now we on our last And it was like okay o, no.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: What I love about hearing an argument through a wall
Speaker 2: is that you have to you have to choose your side.
Speaker 2: You have to choose who you're like, all right, I
Speaker 2: think I think this is the person that I'm into.
Speaker 2: Then you also have to choose as the development happens,
Speaker 2: what you feel like is the best uh, is the
Speaker 2: best argument? Yeah, it's like the best course of action
Speaker 2: for the side that you've picked. So one time I
Speaker 2: was just chilling right and there was this there was
Speaker 2: this guy that was yelling at his roommate and the
Speaker 2: roommate was was like, a, no, it's not my turn
Speaker 2: or whatever. It's like, of course, it's your turn. It's
Speaker 2: always your turn because you never do it. And they
Speaker 2: were arguing about the dishes. All right, But then as
Speaker 2: I as I learned more about this this uh roommate situation.
Speaker 2: It was just funny because the one that always does
Speaker 2: the dishes a pay wasn't doing anything else, and so
Speaker 2: it was like, all right, but I vacuum, and it's like,
Speaker 2: all right, well, vacuum up some dishes because you never
Speaker 2: do the dishes. And it was it got to the
Speaker 2: point where it stopped being about the dishes. Like you know,
Speaker 2: every roommate situation is lightly it's like married. It's like
Speaker 2: diet marriage, you know, because you're not even involved, but
Speaker 2: you're stuck together for the term of this lease.
Speaker 3: Right, And I don't know, I've just watched.
Speaker 2: I've watched and heard a lot of great, great arguments
Speaker 2: through a wall like it. Actually, it's one of those
Speaker 2: things where when you're broke and you're living like that,
Speaker 2: it's one of life's few pleasures. Well, you're like, hey,
Speaker 2: this is a bad apartment. I'm not living well right now,
Speaker 2: this is a bad situation. But you know what's brighten
Speaker 2: in my day these loud ass neighbors. Sometimes it was
Speaker 2: happening while trying to get sleep. So I still go
Speaker 2: nosy over over loud every time. Yeah, but every once
Speaker 2: in a while, you would just hear, like, what's the
Speaker 2: best way to put it. It's like, for me, it's
Speaker 2: just funny when a man's voice cracks, all right. Oh yes,
Speaker 2: it's one of those things where it's like it's like.
Speaker 3: A fully grown man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he had that base, and he might even be right.
Speaker 2: That's the worst part. You might even be right in
Speaker 2: all of your anger and your assumptions and everything's going on.
Speaker 2: You you fully correct, but now that your voice has cracked,
Speaker 2: you have lost credibility. Yeah, it's like it's and you
Speaker 2: can feel it happened. So there was one time I
Speaker 2: was laying and this is why I was on air mattress.
Speaker 2: I was not I was not having a good life.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: I've been on an air mattress before my first uh,
Speaker 3: when I first moved to New York. When I first
Speaker 3: got my first apartment in New York, I had an
Speaker 3: air mattress. That's because I didn't have And then I
Speaker 3: moved in New York with like three suitcase scenariy furniture
Speaker 3: and I had one of those good like double decker,
Speaker 3: like thick, expensive air mattresses, like you could put two people.
Speaker 3: You got sex on that air mattress like it was
Speaker 3: a quality.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I'm with you, it's just you went on
Speaker 2: that one quality. No, so I already have to basically
Speaker 2: put myself in a slight coma to get to sleep right,
Speaker 2: and then through the walls, I just feel like, oh, oh,
Speaker 2: it's not going down like that. No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: it's just a bunch of naws, which is also how
Speaker 2: you can tell someone in an argument can't think of
Speaker 2: the next thing. They just remember that baseline is no.
Speaker 2: My position is no. I'm gonna say no until I
Speaker 2: think of another point. But no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: y'all y'all wrong for that. Y'all wrong for that.
Speaker 3: And then that means that you're he's usually in the wrong,
Speaker 3: Like if I hear a man saying, nah, it's not
Speaker 3: going down like that. No, y'all like this nigga's wrong.
Speaker 3: Whatever's happening, he is wrong.
Speaker 2: I love a good I'm not going out like that.
Speaker 2: Because it's such a dramatic sentence.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not going out like that. I'm like, this
Speaker 3: isn't no.
Speaker 2: One not the end of try.
Speaker 3: Right, it's at the end of training day. This is
Speaker 3: not the end, Like, this is not the climaxic scene
Speaker 3: of a movie. This is not a drug deal that
Speaker 3: could go wrong at any minute. You're just arguing about
Speaker 3: you probably got got caught cheating, or you didn't do
Speaker 3: something you were supposed to do, like the whole no, no, no,
Speaker 3: oh oh oh, So that's how you're gonna do me.
Speaker 3: If I hear it, that's how you're gonna do me.
Speaker 3: It's not going down like that. Oh oh oh, so
Speaker 3: what you're trying to say? What I said, ding dong.
Speaker 3: You're fucking wrong, bro, I'm not.
Speaker 2: Oh, I feel most of what you overhear is oh.
Speaker 3: Oh, Like if I hear an argument Atlanta, oh oh
Speaker 3: oh oh oh, So this is what we're doing. That's
Speaker 3: what we're doing. That's how y'all gonna do me. That's
Speaker 3: how y'all gonna do me. I'm like, I know you're wrong.
Speaker 3: I know you're wrong. You're not saying nothing. Wow, that's
Speaker 3: how y'all gonna do Yes, that's how we're going to
Speaker 3: do you.
Speaker 1: Bro.
Speaker 3: Like it's if I hear certain sentences, when I hear
Speaker 3: an argument, especially it's if a man is in an
Speaker 3: argument with whoever, If I hear wow, so that's how
Speaker 3: you're gonna treat a black man. You were dead fucking
Speaker 3: wrong for dead fucking I don't care what happened. He
Speaker 3: wasn't supposed to take out the trash, or he had
Speaker 3: a baby that his girl didn't know about. I'm telling
Speaker 3: you the nigga is wrong. He is dead ass wrong.
Speaker 2: Oh or wow, A good long while will do it.
Speaker 2: Because in this situation, the guy was like no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: And then and then I heard some other murmuring because
Speaker 2: the other person wasn't mean as loud. I also think
Speaker 2: he was positioned too close to the wall and out
Speaker 2: of nowhere. My man is like who you talking to?
Speaker 2: And it was it was like you could tell he
Speaker 2: guys so upset that at the who he lost the
Speaker 2: base and he couldn't find it again, like the base
Speaker 2: was avoiding him until he got to the two and
Speaker 2: the two was too much. The two was like two, Well.
Speaker 3: Who are you talking to? One is one of my
Speaker 3: favorite phrases in Blackdom, Right, who you're talking to means
Speaker 3: I know you're not talking to me. Basically, I love
Speaker 3: it what I see black women doing it. Go who
Speaker 3: are you talking to? As it's a legitimate question, Well,
Speaker 3: like you're talking to you, there's no way, and my
Speaker 3: favorite is who are you talking? And then the look up?
Speaker 2: I love say, the look around is a is a.
Speaker 3: Ah, the look around. I've done it. I've done it.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. Who who were you talking to? I'm It's
Speaker 3: like you've been talking to you? It's a legitimate question
Speaker 3: because there's no fucking way this human being is talking.
Speaker 3: I've said it. I know you're not I know you're
Speaker 3: not talking to me. I know you're not talking to me.
Speaker 2: Who else?
Speaker 3: Who else is he? Who are you talking to?
Speaker 2: Clearly I've made the mistake of standing in between you
Speaker 2: at whoever you're trying to disrespect. Right now, full taxi driver,
Speaker 2: I want to have another quick check in because things
Speaker 2: took a turn early in the episode mm hm where
Speaker 2: I'm realizing now that even though we started out in
Speaker 2: the position of noisy versus nosy, you've quickly come over
Speaker 2: to my side of nosy over noisy, and I just
Speaker 2: want to see if you still feel that way at
Speaker 2: this point in the episode.
Speaker 3: To be fair, I hate them both, but if I
Speaker 3: had to make this devil's choice, it was nosy all along.
Speaker 3: It It was like well loud, only because once I
Speaker 3: got the parameters of what the low was. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: then I can't be on board. I can't be on
Speaker 3: board at all because now that I know that this
Speaker 3: person's going to be making every noise humanly possible, there
Speaker 3: has to be effort being put into this amount of noise,
Speaker 3: Like you can't cook this loudly, you can't talk this loudly.
Speaker 3: Everything you do is like that's cartoon level. That's cartoon level.
Speaker 3: You're walking loud, you're talking loud, You're everything this is.
Speaker 3: You're being a fucking menace as of that point. You're
Speaker 3: just doing it for the sake of being disruptive. No
Speaker 3: one exists at a volume that everyone can hear at
Speaker 3: all times. That's not even how humans work, Like that's insane.
Speaker 2: I think that there are people who are unintentionally loud
Speaker 2: neighbors because I've lived in places where it felt like
Speaker 2: the roof was going to cave in because I heard
Speaker 2: every footstep upstairs.
Speaker 3: Neighbors used to like vacuum loudly every Friday, which was
Speaker 3: confusing because we had hardwood floors, So I was like,
Speaker 3: maybe they have rugs, But if there were rugs.
Speaker 2: It would soak up the sound.
Speaker 3: It would soak up the sound. So you are loudly vacuuming.
Speaker 2: And it was like just vacuuming pebbles.
Speaker 3: Every Friday, like midday on a Friday, which was fine,
Speaker 3: except that I would like the cartoon that I do
Speaker 3: Great North. We were recording on Fridays, so depending on
Speaker 3: what time they vacuumed. I'm like what they're like, Oh,
Speaker 3: we're hearing something. Say yeah, my fucking upstairs neighbor is
Speaker 3: vacuuming a hardwood floor.
Speaker 2: They don't own a broom. All right, this vacuum has
Speaker 2: been in the family for a very long time. This
Speaker 2: is a diceon family.
Speaker 3: No Dyson, this was a hoover. This is an original. Yes,
Speaker 3: this was the you remember being the loudest thing like
Speaker 3: it's a child like It's like, I understand, and the
Speaker 3: animals were afraid of these but like human children are
Speaker 3: also afraid of these loud asspects. They were so loud.
Speaker 3: It was like, prove to me, this won't eat me. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm free. What do I know? I'm ten. This still
Speaker 3: seems like a problem.
Speaker 2: For the listener who may have landed on the other
Speaker 2: side of where we are. I do have to offer
Speaker 2: up that a nosy neighbor can still take you to
Speaker 2: a place that you're so angry you don't even really
Speaker 2: understand why. It's where things become so petty, you know,
Speaker 2: like when you have that neighbor that just moves your
Speaker 2: trash can and you're like, why'd you do that? It's
Speaker 2: not a thing that should even affect your day, but
Speaker 2: if they do it enough, you're ready to snap. I
Speaker 2: feel like nosy people have that level of effect.
Speaker 3: It's that metalsome kind of like not minding your business,
Speaker 3: kind of like you ever been somewhere and a white
Speaker 3: person who just would randomly pop up and be like, Hey,
Speaker 3: what are you doing? And I'm just like, the fuck
Speaker 3: are you?
Speaker 2: I don't know how many times that has happened to be,
Speaker 2: but I could see it being very aggraphat.
Speaker 3: I've been in places and just be like, hey, what
Speaker 3: are you up to? Like what do you want? Do
Speaker 3: you go? No, I'm not telling you nothing. Well, I'm
Speaker 3: just wondering y'all are like y'all having fun? No, bitch,
Speaker 3: move you don't. That's not what you're here for. You
Speaker 3: want to know what three niggas is? Where you at move? No,
Speaker 3: It's the same concept where it's just like, oh, you
Speaker 3: just moved in. What's going on? And it's like the
Speaker 3: whole concept of like bringing over like uh, it's like, oh,
Speaker 3: we just brought over a little like castle roll or whatever.
Speaker 3: And like, first of all, I'm like, I don't know,
Speaker 3: you're not eating your food.
Speaker 2: I feel like, wait, I feel like we're crossing it
Speaker 2: to a territory of just people think.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, no, you do not understand the
Speaker 3: original intent of that. Oh, hey, welcome to the neighborhood.
Speaker 3: They want to see what your house looks like. They
Speaker 3: want to see how many people are in your house,
Speaker 3: and want to see how you decorated the it's to
Speaker 3: be nosy. They don't know you and welcome you to
Speaker 3: the neighborhood to find out who you are, what you do,
Speaker 3: who lives over here. So when they establish what the
Speaker 3: baseline of humans is over here, then when anybody who's
Speaker 3: not in a base, it's like, okay, well it's a
Speaker 3: husband and a wife, or it's uh, you know, two husbands. Whatever.
Speaker 3: If you see Bobby and Jim every day and you
Speaker 3: know Bobby done left on a trip and Jim got
Speaker 3: somebody else coming over, well we know that that's not
Speaker 3: where's well, you know, Bobby always saw Bobby would to
Speaker 3: see the case. Somebody said he was going on going
Speaker 3: on business trip for a couple of days.
Speaker 2: Well why is it?
Speaker 3: You see it in it? That so now I know.
Speaker 3: So that's how you create the nosy neighbor in a neighborhood,
Speaker 3: like like you know you because people in apartments don't
Speaker 3: come checking to see how you that's not it's an apartment.
Speaker 3: But like in a house, you know, you want to
Speaker 3: see who's around, what's popping, who's doing what when to
Speaker 3: make sure there's you know, foolish is going on. So
Speaker 3: the original intent of the hey, welcome to the neighborhood
Speaker 3: is to find out what the hell's going on at
Speaker 3: your house and how to judge you accordingly for it gotcha.
Speaker 4: So the thing that might be a bit difficult is
Speaker 4: that the same way, the same process of being like
Speaker 4: a new nosy neighbor is also kind.
Speaker 2: Of similar to becoming a new for it, it's like
Speaker 2: it's dangerously close. It's like like if you just moved
Speaker 2: in and I want to be your friend, and I
Speaker 2: don't know you, and I don't even know what you do,
Speaker 2: but I'm like oh maybe I want to be friends
Speaker 2: with this person. I think I have to like come
Speaker 2: over with some sort of welcome gift, and I think
Speaker 2: I have to like, you know, invite you to stuff and.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, but you don't know how it. But so
Speaker 3: say you want to come over develop a friendship. I
Speaker 3: you know, you have to both be interested to be friends.
Speaker 3: So if it doesn't pop off, if there's no chemistry
Speaker 3: there but one of you doesn't get it and you
Speaker 3: keep coming over, now you just nosy.
Speaker 2: Well, look, I'm glad that we have come to this.
Speaker 3: I think I feel like this is like one of
Speaker 3: the first times we really really agreed on something.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I did not see this coming, at least with
Speaker 2: a nosy neighbor.
Speaker 3: I can go in my house and then it's done.
Speaker 3: With a loud neighbor, their lifestyle isn't isn't What's word
Speaker 3: I'm trying to say, is invading my home?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I don't live in your house, but I
Speaker 3: hear the noise in your house.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So it's like you don't pay rent here, so take
Speaker 3: your sounds.
Speaker 2: Get to take the noise, take the argument. I don't know, y'all.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be involved.
Speaker 3: I don't want to be involved. I don't want to
Speaker 3: be involved, and get out of my house.
Speaker 2: I feel you well, thank you so much for listening
Speaker 2: to hold up. We're here every week, we drop every Thursday.
Speaker 2: We bring new topics every time, and I appreciate you
Speaker 2: being here. A DULs I appreciate that for once, we
Speaker 2: really came to a This is never like just so
Speaker 2: you know, as listeners, I don't know what episode this
Speaker 2: is going to be or anything, but this hasn't happened before,
Speaker 2: not and even.
Speaker 3: Just in our friendship. It's very rare that me and
Speaker 3: you both are just like yep, when you take when
Speaker 3: you gave me the uh the whole spectrum of uh
Speaker 3: auditory assault that can be done, and I was like,
Speaker 3: I gotta be out I gotta be out there. The
Speaker 3: nosy neighbor has to see you to be nosy.
Speaker 2: A loud neighbor has never solved a murder. They've never
Speaker 2: helped in an investigation. Yeah, they know the least they
Speaker 2: were like, I didn't see anything. I didn't hear anything either.
Speaker 3: Right, but a nosy neighbor knows well she always comes
Speaker 3: home around two in the morning from work.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then no can Come Home, Nosy Neighbors accounts,
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