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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the

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Speaker 1: subject we have a big problem since But right now

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Speaker 1: nephew in the building with today's prank phone call? What

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Speaker 1: you got? Can I paint your wife naked? Okay? Steve?

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Speaker 1: So you're just not gonna say anything, You're just gonna

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Speaker 1: sit there. But what I'm done? I'm done? What what

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Speaker 1: do you need to say? What did you hear the

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Speaker 1: title of the plant can paint your wife? Nick? It

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Speaker 1: is every day? Surely this start happened to you around

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Speaker 1: two thousand three? Yeah, well yeah, two thousand two. I

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Speaker 1: think this's been happening to Mesa nineteen sixty seven? Ain't

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Speaker 1: your wife Nick? Wife? Wife? I said that can I

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Speaker 1: paint your wife? Nick? That's a color? What he didn't

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Speaker 1: get that? EFFI and Junior? Hey yo, wife Nick? Hello, Hello,

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Speaker 1: I wish to speak with a Mr. Please Hello, sir.

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Speaker 1: My name is Sebastian. I am with the Art Institute

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Speaker 1: and I wanted to give you a call about Um.

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Speaker 1: I have a huge showing coming up where I am

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Speaker 1: going to be displaying my portfolio and all of my

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Speaker 1: drawings within it. But I have one drawing that I

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Speaker 1: am looking to display that I have not put on

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Speaker 1: canvas yet, and I'm looking to take something of essence

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Speaker 1: to put on canvas, and I want to call you

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Speaker 1: about getting permission. Wait, hold on, dog, just to stop

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Speaker 1: you right now, I don't do that, all right. I'm

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Speaker 1: not a model, that's not my professor, So you would

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Speaker 1: not waste your time no more. You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: Just go ahead, mr. Mr. I don't think you understand

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Speaker 1: that my showing is gonna have some very important people there.

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Speaker 1: I am, like I said before, with our institute, and

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Speaker 1: I said, I don't do that. That's not me. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I hate you know what, would you just calling folks

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Speaker 1: up you a solicitor or something. I mean, y'all just

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Speaker 1: randomly picking out folks and trying to trying to get

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Speaker 1: them the model. Look man, sir, Mr, No, I'm not

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Speaker 1: just randomly calling people like I actually have done research

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Speaker 1: in order to get your number. What what I'm doing

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Speaker 1: is that I'm not calling you as for being a

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Speaker 1: model that I'm going to portray on canvas, but you

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Speaker 1: have something far more greater visually that I would like

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Speaker 1: to hold on canvas now you're married to your wife?

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Speaker 1: Is am I correct the whole whoa whoa, whoa dub?

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Speaker 1: No for who is this seriously? Because I can get

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Speaker 1: my number? No, I get my number because you're talking

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Speaker 1: about my wife and stuff on my wife. My name

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Speaker 1: is Sebastian. I am with Art Institute. What I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to do with capturing and mortalize the beauty of essence

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Speaker 1: on Canna lives. Okay yo, for real? Thought, you just can't.

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Speaker 1: You don't talk about my wife all right, So I'm not.

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Speaker 1: I'm not calling in a negative manner towards your wife.

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Speaker 1: I want to. I want to mortalize her and capture

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Speaker 1: her on canvas, the beauties that she beholds. I've seen

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Speaker 1: your wife several times, you guys reside, whoa whoa, whoa?

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Speaker 1: Do you see my wife? But wait, what do you

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Speaker 1: see my wife? That? What? Why do you? Why are you?

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Speaker 1: Why are you watching my wife? I've seen her. She

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Speaker 1: she shops on a hundred and twenty street in hall Im.

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Speaker 1: I've seen her so many times there, and she holds

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Speaker 1: all the beauty that an artist would like to put

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Speaker 1: on Kansas. Like I said before, I have a huge

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Speaker 1: showing in May You're welcome to come out as well.

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Speaker 1: There's gonna be so many important people there. But I

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Speaker 1: wanted to call and get permission from you about painting

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Speaker 1: your wife. No, you ain't got that permiss and play well,

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Speaker 1: you just can't. You just can't go around following my

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Speaker 1: wife and trying to mortalize or whatever. I just said.

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Speaker 1: All right, so so, but I would like to let

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Speaker 1: you know I have taken the liberty myself. I have

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Speaker 1: painted your wife's head. What, Joe, you have lost your

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Speaker 1: damn mind. You can't be just walking around here painting

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Speaker 1: folks headed. You gotta get permission for that. What's wrong

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Speaker 1: with you? If you are crazy? You don't understand your

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Speaker 1: wife holds the essence that every artist wants to don't

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Speaker 1: care what he holds. You can't be going around payton

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Speaker 1: folks heads. Wrong with you, sir, That's the reason why

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Speaker 1: I'm calling trying to get permission from you. I, Sebastian,

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Speaker 1: want to put your wife on canvas because she holds

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Speaker 1: the essence that every artist wants to behold. She mortalized

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Speaker 1: the beauty of Cannon. Whoa WHOA hold of God? Hold

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Speaker 1: of the hold of God? You're telling me you're walking around,

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Speaker 1: follom painting my wife's head? Is that? What? What are

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Speaker 1: you doing? Dude too? I only trying to complete my

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Speaker 1: power folio. Oh no, your portfolio here? Listen to this.

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Speaker 1: If I see my wife's head anywhere, I don't care

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Speaker 1: a new type of magazine. I don't care where, bill

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Speaker 1: or whatever. Yo, I'm gonna find your I'm gonna whoop you.

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Speaker 1: Do you understand what I'm saying to you? I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: s did you understand that I don't want to have

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Speaker 1: a duel with you, sir adel here's a duel. They

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Speaker 1: do what they do. In fact, what name is a baship?

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Speaker 1: Who name is? That's a baship? Sir. All I want

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Speaker 1: to do is paint your wife in her rawist and

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Speaker 1: purest foe. That's all. There's law and purist for me.

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Speaker 1: What what do you want? Seriously, I want to paint

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Speaker 1: your wife. I want to paint her in the nude.

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Speaker 1: How don't you watch your my exective? Nothing? I don't

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Speaker 1: know that's what you should do? Tell me where you

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Speaker 1: as you want to paint something, I'll give you something

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Speaker 1: to pay. Tell me where you are? What twenty five?

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Speaker 1: Read me? What five? That's what's up? I want to

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Speaker 1: whoop your read me, meet me, pay me, pay me?

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Speaker 1: You want your mind telling what you want to? Paint?

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Speaker 1: My wife in a new It's gonna take them brush.

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Speaker 1: She's a sticking up your listen. She holds the essence

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Speaker 1: that every person should. I'll give up what she holds asked,

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Speaker 1: I'll give us Ask me like that, sir, I must

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Speaker 1: ask you. Do you think that you are the only

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Speaker 1: person that has seen your wife in the new? Child?

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Speaker 1: That has been men before you that have seen her

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Speaker 1: in the new? That for you and my wife ain't

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Speaker 1: no more? You call my wife? Is that what she's saying?

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Speaker 1: Are you calling my wife? You? I want to pay

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Speaker 1: your wife and the beauty that she bought and on canvas?

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Speaker 1: Did you not understand? I just said, you know I

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Speaker 1: told you meet me on the corner of Once and

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Speaker 1: Claim Powell. I got one more thing I do. Wife

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Speaker 1: out saying, I'll me from the Steve All the Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: You just got paint my your boy? What what this is?

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Speaker 1: This is nephew, This is nephew timing for the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harman Martin. Yo oh oh oh man yo man, y'all. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was moving to fushion here, dude, I mean you

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Speaker 1: got me dogs? Oh? Man, y'all got it? Was Sebastian said, yeah, dude,

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Speaker 1: you get some bashid brother. I was about to move

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Speaker 1: with y'all and bash it. I was paint brushes and

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Speaker 1: now always about the paint autumn with your He told me, man,

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Speaker 1: he said, man, he said he loved his wife kids.

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Speaker 1: I said, let me let me say this right now,

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Speaker 1: you know, let me get one more thing from you. Man.

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Speaker 1: What is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio

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Speaker 1: show in the lands. Yeah. Man, it's Steve Harvey in

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Speaker 1: the morning. You ain't never painted nobody wife before? Boy,

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Speaker 1: don't even talk to me about nobody. Why I can

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Speaker 1: talk to you? Have you ever painted anybody's wife before? See?

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Speaker 1: My biggest fear is that I'm gonna end up in

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Speaker 1: jail trying to protect your ass. That's my biggest feel. Wow,

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Speaker 1: that's my biggest fear. Can I ask you something, man?

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Speaker 1: Why you don't like me? Oh Jesus, we don't. Did

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Speaker 1: it just get real? Why don't like this? Why you're

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Speaker 1: not like at having this today and not not in

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Speaker 1: front of this nation. You're like all your other nieces

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Speaker 1: and nephew like me. He likes you all right. All right, listen,

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Speaker 1: we gotta get out of here and get into the

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Speaker 1: Strawberry Letters subject, Oh my goodness, we have a big

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Speaker 1: problem sis. We'll get into it right after this