Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
Speaker 1: takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
Speaker 1: Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
Speaker 1: his love of gambling.
Speaker 2: One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 3: Without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat and now join my
Speaker 1: bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy.
Speaker 2: I have friends. Here's Dan Patrick morning. Can I say?
Speaker 4: Good?
Speaker 2: Wait? What what do we got? Who's drinking? Want today?
Speaker 2: I'm sober?
Speaker 4: Name?
Speaker 2: Oh of course, thank you. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I'm at the Shelbourne Museum in Shelbourne, Vermont with the grandkids.
Speaker 4: Let me just walk outside the circus the circus room.
Speaker 3: Have you been in for my since last week? Larry?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 3: Wow, sounds fun.
Speaker 1: You know you're you're giving me even more incentive than
Speaker 1: not retire. If that's what retirement is, maybe I need
Speaker 1: to worry longer than the next four Na say.
Speaker 4: It was an intervention. You're lucky you were away. I
Speaker 4: was picking up you the roommate. You were coming on
Speaker 4: the trip with us.
Speaker 2: No chance, No, that would be immediate divorce in Lake Champagne, right, Larry, Champagne.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's Lake Champlain, Larry, not Champagne.
Speaker 4: I said Champlain.
Speaker 2: That was Dylan. To be fair, it's a Miller highlighte
Speaker 2: of lakes.
Speaker 3: So keep away from that.
Speaker 2: Let's recap.
Speaker 1: Let's see Dylan one seven point guy, I hate these
Speaker 1: seven point four to five units. Uh, Shay lost to
Speaker 1: bad Larry. Oh, Larry, you're in the red.
Speaker 2: You lost that.
Speaker 1: God you get away from the black. You lost half
Speaker 1: a unit rather Uh yeah, Marvin would prefer you in
Speaker 1: the red. Two okay, so uh probably Let me see
Speaker 1: what potential topics these are the topics that picture Deray
Speaker 1: pulled out odds for who had the cocaine in the
Speaker 1: White House?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah what? Oh yeah, brother.
Speaker 4: I didn't. I didn't see the odds on she.
Speaker 2: That's fair, it's fair.
Speaker 3: Coincidentally, in Texas last week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, where are the odds for this ray? Who owns
Speaker 1: the cocaine found in the White House? Hunter Biden plus
Speaker 1: two hundred, Travis Kelcey plus eight hundred, one of the
Speaker 1: Jonas brothers, Angelina Joe Lee, a member of the Lady
Speaker 1: Tigers for LSU. Remember what the heck is going?
Speaker 2: Can you bet on these?
Speaker 1: You can actually bet on these ray Yes you can.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, have you guys seen these odds? Oh yeah, Oh,
Speaker 1: I had no idea.
Speaker 3: I think Joe fifty. It's kind of a value pick.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I think I think doctor Jill Biden on this list.
Speaker 1: Well, she's second, she's second on the down at the bottle, second, no,
Speaker 1: second to the bottom. She's there taking. I think you
Speaker 1: probably do take a barlay with Jill and Joe.
Speaker 3: It's wouldn't likely that it was just one. I mean
Speaker 3: they're probably doing blow together, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm saying Jill and Hunter. Remember Hunter a Robin
Speaker 2: Bonder or Robin what's his name, fucking Biden? His name
Speaker 2: is Robin. His first name is Robin. First off, the kid, No, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: the junkie. Oh yeah, Robin Hunter, by wait, started sleeping
Speaker 2: with his brother's widow. It was half raised in that
Speaker 2: family while he was smoking crack. So I don't think
Speaker 2: it's out of the remant possibility that him and doctor
Speaker 2: Jill are banging out lines whenever they can't get out.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, no, no reason you That's exactly what
Speaker 1: we don't have on this program.
Speaker 2: Deductive reasoning. What what DeMar Hamlin in this list too, Like.
Speaker 3: I feel like that's the last guy, Coconut. What's the
Speaker 3: line on that one plus two thousand?
Speaker 2: Sierra is on here too, Okay, Ciara Sierra? Who's Sierra?
Speaker 2: That's Russell Wilson Junior the third c. No, it's Sierra. No,
Speaker 2: it ain't yeh, it is for real A C I
Speaker 2: A R A yeah Sierra. Well they got to do
Speaker 2: a spell check in that, fuck.
Speaker 1: No because I thought it was Ciara. Yeah, and then
Speaker 1: Rusk would come on and then he would mention her
Speaker 1: name and call her Sierra.
Speaker 2: In between prayers.
Speaker 3: Shay picture in umlaut over the aw.
Speaker 2: We're talking.
Speaker 1: Which film will have higher grossing year, Barbie or Oppenheimer.
Speaker 1: Barbie minus two fifty Oppenheimer plus one seventy. It's the
Speaker 1: value bet what do you what are you taking Barbie
Speaker 1: all day?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Me too?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, wider audience too. Right, Actually the Barbie movie
Speaker 3: isn't it's like PG thirteen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's also feminazi propaganda, so that's true. I
Speaker 2: don't know if that's what is true, is that in
Speaker 2: the trailer it is they introduced ken as like the
Speaker 2: patriarchal dude who wants to keep Barbie down and have
Speaker 2: this misogynistic view on life. The reality is canon Barbie
Speaker 2: are a team. Are you gonna take your daughters to Barbie? No?
Speaker 2: Absolutely not any Barbie.
Speaker 1: The over under Barbie worldwide grossing is six hundred and
Speaker 1: fifty million dollars.
Speaker 2: Well, they ain't playing that shit in China. I'll tell
Speaker 2: you that.
Speaker 3: I probably not playing Oppenheimer either.
Speaker 2: Or in Japan.
Speaker 3: Definitely not in Japan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, all right, let me let me can good,
Speaker 1: good call, Dylan. Let's see, Shay just had a couple
Speaker 1: of baseball bets. Nobody cares bad. Larry some good some bad. Uh.
Speaker 1: Dylan had Carlos al Karez to win Wimbledon, Scotti Scheffler
Speaker 1: top five. You won that one, Harry Higgs to win
Speaker 1: Barbasol missed that one, and you you also had a
Speaker 1: parlay of the final four.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, you crashed.
Speaker 3: That was Actually that one was like I got scared
Speaker 3: about that because it seemed too obvious because there to
Speaker 3: pay up minus one fifty. That's pretty good lock of
Speaker 3: the century.
Speaker 1: All right, bets for this week, Dylan, I'll let you
Speaker 1: start the Open Championship. As we're taping. This has been
Speaker 1: underway for quite a few.
Speaker 3: Hours already, Dan Well, I have Justin Thomas top ten.
Speaker 2: Love Justin.
Speaker 3: I do love Justin Thomas. After watching some of the
Speaker 3: coverage today, I love him a little bit less. But
Speaker 3: I got him at plus six hundred. It's probably higher
Speaker 3: than that now.
Speaker 2: Top ten, Yeah, top ten, okay.
Speaker 3: Jordan Speath top ten, plus three hundred, speces looking good today.
Speaker 3: He finished two under. I think yeah.
Speaker 2: He has not won a tournament since April twenty twenty two. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 2: came on hot. Oh, I know he did.
Speaker 3: He lost. I remember he lost that playoff to Matt
Speaker 3: Fitzpatrick at the RBC. I think, yeah, that was just
Speaker 3: like that was the closest he's gotten lately.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: And then my boy Adam Scott to win plus six thousand, okay,
Speaker 3: usually plays well at the Open. He's actually been playing
Speaker 3: pretty good golf.
Speaker 2: It'll be the best looking golfer.
Speaker 3: There and best looking swing.
Speaker 1: Maybe, yes, would you rather look like Adam Scott? Or
Speaker 1: would you rather swing like Adam Scott?
Speaker 2: Swing looks her? Dumb?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Swing looks her dumb. Women don't care about looks, Danny,
Speaker 2: They don't they care about like making them laugh and
Speaker 2: making them feel bad about themselves.
Speaker 3: That's it looks fade.
Speaker 2: Which which one are you good at? I'm good at both, Danny.
Speaker 2: I make them laugh and I make them feel awful. Okay,
Speaker 2: they just keep coming back.
Speaker 3: Make them laugh at themselves, right.
Speaker 2: Okay, anything else? So I got to have a Formula
Speaker 2: one bed in.
Speaker 3: Here and Budapest and the Hungry Grand Prix. Okay, Lewis
Speaker 3: Hamilton podium finish plus one oh five, Maxiver stopping fastest
Speaker 3: lap minus one, and Lando Norris podium finished plus two
Speaker 3: eighty five.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, maybe, uh, your roommate gave you some
Speaker 1: good information.
Speaker 3: I highly doubt it, but we're gonna try.
Speaker 1: All right, and we turn our attention to Shay, who
Speaker 1: wants nothing to do with golf or anything else.
Speaker 2: It's just baseball. Yeah. I got the Hagants lying minus
Speaker 2: one oh five, the Reds, Yeah, the Commedi's laying or
Speaker 2: actually the plus one hundred against the Buckos. That's Toronto. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Kubbies and Uncle Steve over nine, uh, and then the
Speaker 2: Cubbies minus one thirty Cubbies and the messine playing the
Speaker 2: fucking Cubs. They're playing the Socks over nine. Period Kubbi's
Speaker 2: laying Kubby's laying one thirty five against the Cardinals. Did
Speaker 2: you make a mistake, Runny me Chicago?
Speaker 3: Two teams?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 2: Okay? Whatever socks Kopex on the on the bomb, I
Speaker 2: got the overnight. Uh bad, Larry, Oh bad, Larry. It's
Speaker 2: your turn, No problem.
Speaker 4: Guys, I sent my gospics in this morning. I didn't
Speaker 4: even know that this corner was going on.
Speaker 2: Stop stop, I'm telling you.
Speaker 4: I'm on vacation, Dan, I don't I don't have internet.
Speaker 4: I don't have any of that stuff. I have R
Speaker 4: I went. I believe Xander and justin space.
Speaker 1: It's space. It's Jordan's Jordan's speed, just in space. See
Speaker 1: you did this with Luca, don chick.
Speaker 4: Did I take Xander or did I take Scotti? Steff?
Speaker 4: I don't remember.
Speaker 1: You got Xander at plus one.
Speaker 3: Eye plus one fifty Jonathan space.
Speaker 4: Okay, don't forget. I still out my Mets every game.
Speaker 4: I don't know how they're doing either. Okay, last week
Speaker 4: I took the Mets every game since we all started.
Speaker 2: Yes, Ray, are you keeping track of that?
Speaker 3: I am keeping track.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're keeping track of that, all right? Anything else bad?
Speaker 4: Larry No, No, I'm just the girls wandering ahead of me,
Speaker 4: and now I got to try and find them.
Speaker 2: Maybe they don't want you to yeh.
Speaker 4: I'm like, this is like I'm in the middle of
Speaker 4: like a forest on some some path.
Speaker 3: And I'm looking for my camp on mushrooms.
Speaker 4: Larry No, No, butterweisers very soon. Uh, okay, restaurant, we
Speaker 4: have to go.
Speaker 2: Are you betting on the US Women's World Cup?
Speaker 4: Oh? I forgot about that. God. A buddy of mine
Speaker 4: said they're they're locked tonight.
Speaker 2: I tried.
Speaker 4: I went online. I couldn't. I couldn't get an interest.
Speaker 4: So I don't know. So I wanted to take whatever
Speaker 4: the goal line US girls tonight, I think it was.
Speaker 4: He said it was nine o'clock.
Speaker 1: I think it's minus six and a half against Vietnam
Speaker 1: in soccerl that's yes, right, right, that can't be right.
Speaker 3: It's it's right there, minus twenty thousand to win the game.
Speaker 3: And I looked it up and there're six and a
Speaker 3: half goal favorites here.
Speaker 2: How many people live in Vietnam.
Speaker 4: Live in Vietnam, All kind of them are on the
Speaker 4: soccer team.
Speaker 3: In less than non But you know what, I'll take.
Speaker 4: I want to switch my bet. I want getting six
Speaker 4: and a half goals.
Speaker 3: I'll take damn it, I was going to take.
Speaker 4: I'll take Vietnam.
Speaker 2: You would go Commed.
Speaker 1: How many people are in Vieta? How many people are
Speaker 1: in Vietnam?
Speaker 3: Rae ninety eight? Ninety eight million?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 3: What what was the what were you looking for? Show?
Speaker 2: It's a quarter of the US population. You gotta wonder
Speaker 2: how bad the town pool is from ninety eight million?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I mean I feel like we get wax
Speaker 3: and soccer by countries of smaller populations?
Speaker 2: Is Rapino still on the Women's Day?
Speaker 3: It's our last one?
Speaker 2: Morgan too? Yeah? I think so last one too.
Speaker 4: They wouldn't have Game four nothing. They're not gonna They're
Speaker 4: not going to score seven goals.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you got Vietnam plus six and a half.
Speaker 3: What's the Vietnam money on?
Speaker 2: What? Right?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 3: Five? Five hundred?
Speaker 2: This is Vietnam's revenge gonna.
Speaker 3: I've got I've got some spare change. I'm gonna throw
Speaker 3: a unit on yeah, straight up. Another vote for the commedis, Look,
Speaker 3: we already beat them once, right.
Speaker 2: No, we lost that one. Yeah, we did bust in
Speaker 2: the French. We all lost that ship. Everybody lost over there. Uh, Larry, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think that's it.
Speaker 1: So if you want to go try to find your
Speaker 1: your wife and your other wife.
Speaker 4: I got to hang up and call him and where
Speaker 4: the hell they are? Say good luck, I'm glad you're back.
Speaker 4: What your back? Drinking? I'm coming up?
Speaker 2: I can't wait. Okay, that's that's bad.
Speaker 1: Larry somewhere on vacation in the woods with his wife
Speaker 1: and his wife's sister.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't understand it either. Yeah. Is it vacation
Speaker 2: if you're unemployed or is it just hanging out in
Speaker 2: a different area.
Speaker 1: I think if you're in a different area, that might
Speaker 1: be a vacation as opposed to just being at home.
Speaker 2: I guess technically.
Speaker 3: Just like farting around in Vermont because he can, right,
Speaker 3: And that's I mean.
Speaker 2: I think that it doesn't sound fun if you listen
Speaker 2: to Larry.
Speaker 3: No, like he's a bad he's a bad example of even.
Speaker 2: If his wife's sister is fun. Uh, she has to
Speaker 2: be fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she has to be She's.
Speaker 2: No, she's not. Are you are you back doing your podcast?
Speaker 2: Football season will be back on, So we got a
Speaker 2: little little time, little time, but we will make a
Speaker 2: special exemption if Danny shows up. Okay, the roommate and
Speaker 2: I are getting along pretty well, I will say, so
Speaker 2: you buried the lead. Well, I went to Dallas alone,
Speaker 2: Danny with three with your daughters, all three of them alone.
Speaker 2: I got on a plane. I did that alone. The
Speaker 2: roommate got a jobby job, believe it or not, which
Speaker 2: is mind blowing. So she was working. So I went
Speaker 2: down there alone with three kids, which was awesome, of course. Yeah,
Speaker 2: of course. No problems in the airport, no problems on
Speaker 2: the plane. We were good, great, Just stell her.
Speaker 1: Is your youngest potty trained no oh good, good stuff
Speaker 1: and halfn't oh man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's a terrorist. She is our most violent shi
Speaker 2: yeah yeah, if she was our first baby, we'd have
Speaker 2: one baby. Yeah. Like she's the one who's like no
Speaker 2: more after me. You know, it hits everything.
Speaker 3: Out of the four of you guys on the plane,
Speaker 3: you and her are the team most likely to piss
Speaker 3: your pants.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: She was a hitting steward. She's violent, she's mean.
Speaker 3: On that plane that do you see that plane that
Speaker 3: got stuck on the tarmac in Vegas And it was
Speaker 3: like one hundred and eleven degrees and people are like
Speaker 3: fainting and stuff.
Speaker 2: I would have been arrested for a JAF Yeah absolutely,
Speaker 2: gehaw this motherfucker right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't encourage that. But the podcast Shane Irving
Speaker 1: is on hiatus, as they like to say in the business.
Speaker 1: Uh so it'll be, it'll be in the fall. And
Speaker 1: I promise Wednesday night, when I know that you two
Speaker 1: are in.
Speaker 2: Love, we're good, Danny, We're good. Yeah, but that could change.
Speaker 2: That could change over the week.
Speaker 3: Probably tonight.
Speaker 2: That could change this afternoon. You know. So I don't
Speaker 2: want to go.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna go there Wednesday night and then
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, you're going to Danny, you don't want.
Speaker 2: To be here when I gone. She had a dinner
Speaker 2: party with fifteen women, like eat, pray, love, shit, oh.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, traveling pants.
Speaker 2: Oh no, yeah, she hooked the whole thing, and like
Speaker 2: they just sat around and shit talked husbands.
Speaker 1: But do you think it was like that scene in
Speaker 1: Jerry Maguire where all the women are around bad mouthing
Speaker 1: their husbands and then all of a sudden Tom Cruise
Speaker 1: walks in and then they stop.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty much that, but there were no men
Speaker 2: all out in the house whatsoever. It was seriously something.
Speaker 2: Crystals they got tarot cards and crystals and fucking all
Speaker 2: kind of satanic shit going on. Yeah, nobody's praying, not
Speaker 2: a single one of them where they should. I mean,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be singling heaven, Danny. I think that's true.
Speaker 3: Isn't everyone?
Speaker 2: No, what do you mean? You go with your wife
Speaker 2: and she's what are you talking about?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Do you think that you're going to heaven like me?
Speaker 2: There's a heaven? Absolutely, Danny? You kidding me? Is there
Speaker 2: a heaven? There's no heaven? What is wrong with you? Nothing,
Speaker 2: there's no heaven. No, there's no God. Now there might
Speaker 2: be yea God, but there's no heaven. Oh, there's an
Speaker 2: eternal paradise. Everybody paying attention, listening and listen out.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be far hot.
Speaker 2: Is this year evangelical side coming out?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I went to church for the first time in
Speaker 2: twenty three years. Yeah, So don't be preaching to me.
Speaker 2: I'm not preaching. It's fact preaching. Yeah, let's get.
Speaker 3: God on here and say what do you think of Shay?
Speaker 2: Where he got There will be no radio in heaven,
Speaker 2: So I guess that makes sense. Okay, who believes that
Speaker 2: there's a heaven? Shae? Does you fucking atheist?
Speaker 3: The child in me wants to but rationally.
Speaker 2: Yes, but you're grown up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I am an atheist.
Speaker 2: Picture day, Ray, do you think there's a heaven?
Speaker 3: I'm out on that one.
Speaker 2: It's okay.
Speaker 3: It's way more likely that there's only hell.
Speaker 1: Marvin, do you believe that there is a heaven? You
Speaker 1: have a spiritual side of your family and very spiritual.
Speaker 3: Can I get an amen? Mark?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Very?
Speaker 2: I would never. I would never agree with Dylan, but
Speaker 2: you're agreeing with Shay.
Speaker 3: What that would be cool if there was heaven. But
Speaker 3: I'm not a fucking baby.
Speaker 1: I'm fine if there's If there's a heaven, So you
Speaker 1: think you die, you just die?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're done.
Speaker 3: You return back to the earth like you're Whatever's.
Speaker 2: The hippiest bullshit I've ever been a part of.
Speaker 1: No, they're like, you think we float up and then
Speaker 1: there's some like way to float up.
Speaker 2: I think your spirit yes, a sins if you're saying,
Speaker 2: and if you're not, you are in for an eternity
Speaker 2: of weeping and gnashing of teeth. Have fun.
Speaker 1: Okay, but why are you talking so highly about heaven
Speaker 1: when you're not going to heaven.
Speaker 2: I'm going. No, you're not. Absolutely, there is no I'm
Speaker 2: in the fast Land. You're not in the hov Lane.
Speaker 2: No Jesus hov no.
Speaker 1: No, there is no way in the world. That's why
Speaker 1: there's no heaven because of people like you. Okay, yeah, fair,
Speaker 1: you ruined it forever. We brought it down right to
Speaker 1: the studs. Yes, okay.
Speaker 3: You can still get duties in heaven too.
Speaker 2: I think no chance. There's no duties in heaven. Everybody's
Speaker 2: in the golf court, everybody.
Speaker 3: I like that.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 3: You know what, I'm back. You know I've totally changed.
Speaker 3: I'm in I'm having thing.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: Uh well, thanks for joining us. Our pleasure to serve
Speaker 1: you for Dylan Picture Day, Ray Bad, Larry and and Marvin.
Speaker 2: This is yours, truly, this has been Dan Patrick takes
Speaker 2: a gamp
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