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Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap. And today we call

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Speaker 1: a babysitter who's been working with one family for years

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Speaker 1: and now, but recently she told them that she's going

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Speaker 1: to be moving away to accept a job in another city. No, obviously,

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Speaker 1: the kids are sad and the parents are really going

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Speaker 1: to miss her. Yeah, and they thought the best way

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Speaker 1: to send her off is what the prank call from

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Speaker 1: their favorite morning show. So all this girl knows is

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Speaker 1: another mom needs a last minute babysitter, and of course

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Speaker 1: that mom is Brooke. It's your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 1: It's on the twenties. Hello, Hi, this is Karen Horsweiler.

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Speaker 1: I got your number from Megan about babysitting. Oh, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's right. Hi. Where are you? I don't know if

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Speaker 1: you have any time this Saturday in the afternoon to

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Speaker 1: maybe come by for a few hours and watching while

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Speaker 1: I run errands. Gosh, I know it's last minute. I'll

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Speaker 1: double your rate. I am so sorry. Yeah I can.

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Speaker 1: I can do something kind of last minute for a

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Speaker 1: little bit. And I appreciate you know the rate. No,

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Speaker 1: I appreciate you. There is just one thing I mean,

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Speaker 1: since you haven't met him. I do have a six

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Speaker 1: year old named Dugan, who you'll be watching. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: do you think you have a second right now to

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Speaker 1: talk on the phone. I know it's not ideal, just

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Speaker 1: to introduce yourself. Say hi, so he's not too scared

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Speaker 1: when you come on Saturday. Of course, no problem at all.

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Speaker 1: I can say hi, Okay, Dugan, Dugan, Honey, come to

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Speaker 1: the phone. There's a nice woman who's gonna babysit you

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Speaker 1: and she wants to talk to you. Can you can

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Speaker 1: you say hi? Hi? Hi? Hi? Do then Hi Hi.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna hang out for a little bit on Saturday.

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Speaker 1: You're a pretty voice. Oh, thank you. You have a

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Speaker 1: You have a fun voice. So looking forward to meeting you.

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Speaker 1: I want I wanna live in the mouth of a Pelican.

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Speaker 1: That's fun. My mommy doesn't believe me, but I've been

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Speaker 1: reborn many kids. Oh, I was a Viking in a

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Speaker 1: past life. I said, so many people do get Wow,

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Speaker 1: you such an imagination. Gosh, I'm so sorry. I just

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Speaker 1: I heard what he said about living in a pelican's mouth.

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Speaker 1: That is oh, how funny. Yeah, and those past lives.

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Speaker 1: He's a he's a deep one, he said. What I

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Speaker 1: didn't hear that part. I think he said he's had

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Speaker 1: many past lives and he was a Viking. I mean

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Speaker 1: that's something. I don't think you heard him right. He

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Speaker 1: doesn't know anything about that. We don't even allow him

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Speaker 1: to watch TV. I run a very strict household, no devices. Okay, Dugan,

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Speaker 1: can you say sorry to Madison for being too silly?

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Speaker 1: Can we play vikinghood when you come over Viking Ward?

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Speaker 1: How are you soul to rest in the fires of

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Speaker 1: our halla? What did I tell you about saying you're

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Speaker 1: going to send people to behola That he's not nice?

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Speaker 1: That is not nice. Wow, you said he didn't know

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Speaker 1: anything about vikings, but he really knows a lot about it. Well,

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Speaker 1: I do think I should probably be a little bit

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Speaker 1: more open and honest with you, Madison. Oh yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: just that Dugan really does believe he was a Viking

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Speaker 1: in a past life. I don't know where he gets

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Speaker 1: it from. I just know that it's scared. The last

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Speaker 1: three babysitters away too, were actually so frightened they left

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Speaker 1: running from the house. So I am just so thankful

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Speaker 1: that you have time on Saturday. Well, um, so they

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Speaker 1: left running from her house. Hey wow, I want I

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Speaker 1: wanna lay your body in the bath and give you

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Speaker 1: a Viking funeral. Dog woh, oh my gosh. Okay, oh

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Speaker 1: my god. Okay, we're just We're just gonna have to

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Speaker 1: tell Madison right now. No, I want to give it

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Speaker 1: a Viking funeral. Okay, Okay, you know I would love

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Speaker 1: to speak to your mommy, Jugan, you're my mommy. No no, no,

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Speaker 1: not evenin's my new mommy. No no, no, no, no

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Speaker 1: mommy no. No. I'm sorry, my god, I am so sorry.

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Speaker 1: You know, I'm actually really sorry because I didn't realize

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Speaker 1: on Saturday, I already have like a scheduling conflict with

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Speaker 1: the moving company. I thought they were coming on Sunday,

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Speaker 1: but they're coming on Saturday. So I'm not evil. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm You're a liar, you know what, Lions

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Speaker 1: cool the hell? Missus Missus Horstler I'm I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Dugan. We're just gonna have

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Speaker 1: to tell her now that this is a prank phone

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Speaker 1: call and that you don't actually want to set her

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Speaker 1: lifeless body on fire. Dugan, what, Yeah, this is actually

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Speaker 1: Brooke from the radio show Brook at Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: We're doing a prank phone call on you. You were

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Speaker 1: set up by Megan. Oh my god. Yeah, you know Megan,

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Speaker 1: the lady who hires you to babysit the normal kids. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she said you were moving away next month and wanted

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Speaker 1: to send you off with a laugh. He did and

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Speaker 1: a little heart attack. And Dugan is actually my co

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Speaker 1: host jeff Yeah, what's up. I'm sorry he was using

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Speaker 1: a voice changer. You were too good at being that

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Speaker 1: you nat. It's made my Viking Horing Girl super freaky.

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