Speaker 1: Second day. When it comes to Valentine's Day, people tend
Speaker 1: to fall into one of like three categories. Okay, and
Speaker 1: actually our show is a pretty good example of it.
Speaker 1: There's some like Jose who will get really into it.
Speaker 1: They'll go all out with flowers, dinner reservation, yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean engagement. Yeah, first day, it's actually accurate. People like
Speaker 1: Brook who are, you know, kind of into it, but
Speaker 1: only if their husband is the one doing all and
Speaker 1: even then not that impressed. And then there's people like
Speaker 1: Alexis who absolutely hate it. Yeah. They pretend like it
Speaker 1: doesn't even exist. They think it's weird. Does it make
Speaker 1: you uncomfy? Yeah, like Jeff said, yeah, her boyfriends said
Speaker 1: I love you for the first time I valent Yeah.
Speaker 1: And one of our listeners, Kate, apparently falls into that
Speaker 1: last category. Huge fan. What better way to do our
Speaker 1: special Valentine's themed addition of a second day? Talking to Kate,
Speaker 1: welcome to show. I think, OK, hater, Kate, Why do
Speaker 1: you hate Valentine's Day? What's your reason? Well, let's see
Speaker 1: how lame can we get as a society. But he
Speaker 1: did email us about a guy that you met recently.
Speaker 1: What's his deal? Okay? Yeah, Matt I met on instaff. Okay, okay.
Speaker 1: The reason was that he posted a meme, you know,
Speaker 1: bagging on all this stupid lame stuff about Valentine's. It
Speaker 1: was hilarious, so I commented, and then he commented back,
Speaker 1: I mean the irony of flirting on a hated valent
Speaker 1: I know, right, that's pretty sappy in its own way.
Speaker 1: I totally own that. So then we were dming and
Speaker 1: we were like one upping each other, you know, like, oh,
Speaker 1: I sent you three hundred dollars with some roses to
Speaker 1: your work so your co workers will know how much
Speaker 1: I love you. Great. Yeah, that's a funny thing to
Speaker 1: connect on. I mean, if any of our listeners are
Speaker 1: sending their significant others flowers at work, I think that's great.
Speaker 1: Like no judgment here, yeah exactly. And then you know
Speaker 1: he comes back with I covered the whole house in
Speaker 1: rose pedals so you could go out and scave it
Speaker 1: your hunt and find some little chicken I bought. I mean, well,
Speaker 1: when you guys are going back and forth with all
Speaker 1: the cliches, eggs exactly, so just off the cuff, I
Speaker 1: say to him, we should have planned having a super
Speaker 1: lame Valentine's Date together, just like do it up with
Speaker 1: all the kitcheness and all that. It would be hilarious.
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, oh yeah, that's great. Yeah, let's do it. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're celebrating it now. Yeah, but ironically, no, we are
Speaker 1: totally dissing. It's it's an interesting strategy to be like,
Speaker 1: you know that thing that we both hate, let's do that.
Speaker 1: I can imagine the server confuser like, I'll take your
Speaker 1: nicest glass of wine. I guess it's funny. I believe
Speaker 1: a little inside joke going for the whole day. So
Speaker 1: what what did you end up doing? Okay, so we
Speaker 1: go to Red Lobster. Come on, now, are Red Lobsters
Speaker 1: where it's at? Do they do heart shaped cheddar biscuits?
Speaker 1: On V Day? We drink strawberry jakri. He brought artificial
Speaker 1: rose petals to put on the table. Great to put
Speaker 1: on the table at Red Lobster? Yeah he did. He toasted. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was really obvious though the people around us, We're
Speaker 1: getting the dagger stairs, you know, like, what are you people?
Speaker 1: This is a sacred Valentine all the people on serious
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day day? Yeah, you're literally just making fun of
Speaker 1: them right next to them. So anyway, you know, we
Speaker 1: really connected over stupid Valentine states, and then we had
Speaker 1: a couple of communications back and forth after that. Well,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, let's go back to the day, Like,
Speaker 1: how did you leave Red Lobster? Oh, just like we
Speaker 1: laughed and we said it was great and we hugged
Speaker 1: and and you didn't pay the bill, or like what
Speaker 1: happened so when you picked you up and carried you
Speaker 1: across the threshold? No, no, I meant, did you take
Speaker 1: the Bibbs home with you? Yeah? I'm just joking, but
Speaker 1: you met. I mean you obviously left on a good
Speaker 1: note with him. We totally did, Yeah, we did. So
Speaker 1: we had a couple of messages back and forth after Yeah,
Speaker 1: now they've totally everything's dried up. Do you think get backfired?
Speaker 1: And like you actually turned him into a Valentine's date
Speaker 1: lover Brook, I'm not getting that. It sounds more like
Speaker 1: to me, you turned it into like a friendship. I
Speaker 1: don't know, because you guys were just joking around the
Speaker 1: whole time, never took any piece of it seriously. And therefore, like,
Speaker 1: how could you ever be vulnerable and open yourself up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I hadn't thought of that, you guys, I hadn't. Did
Speaker 1: you both like suck on different ends of like a
Speaker 1: clam lingueenie and meet in the middle. I would tramp that.
Speaker 1: We can't believe we forgot to lay in a tramp
Speaker 1: move next, you see, That's why, that's why you need
Speaker 1: to redo. I mean, so, looking back on it, is
Speaker 1: there anything that you regret from the date? Anything that
Speaker 1: maybe went wrong in your mind? No, not that I know,
Speaker 1: not from where I was sitting. Well, maybe he fell
Speaker 1: in love with somebody else or something else, like the
Speaker 1: Cheddar biscuits with them, I'd have a hot affair with
Speaker 1: a Cheddar biscuits too. He did ask for more? Yow,
Speaker 1: could you not? All right? Well, we're gonna play a
Speaker 1: song here, Kate, and then we'll come back. We'll call
Speaker 1: Matt for you, and we'll try and get you your
Speaker 1: second date update your special Valentine's Day second day up day. Sorry,
Speaker 1: too cheesy for you, We're gonna do it next. We're
Speaker 1: in the middle of a special Valentine's Day edition of
Speaker 1: a Second Date, where ironically, Kate and her guy Matt
Speaker 1: spent the entire time mocking the holiday that they were
Speaker 1: out celebrated together because they both think that all the
Speaker 1: Valentine's traditions are a little bit cheesy. Yeah, so they
Speaker 1: went to a red lobster. They covered the table in
Speaker 1: fake rose petals, They exchanged romantic, snappy cards and had
Speaker 1: a lot of fun. But afterwards things have cooled off
Speaker 1: and Kate doesn't really know why. Yeah. Now, Kate, for
Speaker 1: as much as you hate the holiday, you do seem
Speaker 1: to genuinely like the guy. I will say that I do. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, you guys are definitely putting out the same
Speaker 1: energy into the world and can be silly together. It
Speaker 1: sounds like, yeah, yeah, yeah, we had a lot of fun. Okay,
Speaker 1: I mean, Kate, the Holiday love the Guy sounds like
Speaker 1: the next Kate Hudson film. I'm pretty sure it's already made. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you should definitely put this down on paper somewhere, Kate,
Speaker 1: because you can make a lot of money if this goes.
Speaker 1: But first, we're going to try and connect you with
Speaker 1: Matt and hopefully we can get you guys to go
Speaker 1: out again. Are you ready? Yes? All right, Here we
Speaker 1: go to dial his number. We'll see what he has
Speaker 1: to say. Hello, Hey, is this Matt. Yeah, this is Matt.
Speaker 1: Matt Happy Valentine. Okay, yeah, okay, I think he was
Speaker 1: talking for more of a singing telegram type of thing.
Speaker 1: He doesn't like this, I know. I'm joking. Sorry, man,
Speaker 1: We're I'm calling from a radio show Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning, and uh, we're doing something called a
Speaker 1: second date update. We'd like you to be a part
Speaker 1: of it, all right, Yeah, I guess sound like yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I can tell that you're big into love Matt voice.
Speaker 1: But no, we're calling because one of our listeners went
Speaker 1: out with you recently and she had a really great time.
Speaker 1: Her name's Kate. Okay, you remember Kate. You guys bonded
Speaker 1: over your hatred for the holiday for Valentine's Day? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I remember Kate. Okay, Okay, what do you think about it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: hard to read you, Matt. Yeah, well, it was definitely
Speaker 1: an interesting date, I guess for you. Both kind of
Speaker 1: had different expectations, Like we met online and kind of
Speaker 1: bonded over how stupid we thought Valentine's Day was. But
Speaker 1: right that. We actually spoke to Kay earlier about this
Speaker 1: and she mentioned that's what you guys bonded over and
Speaker 1: you went out to dinner together and did all these
Speaker 1: funny Valentine's Day traditions to kind of mock it, right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she honestly, like when we were talking to her, couldn't
Speaker 1: stop laughing at how you know, ridiculous it was, and
Speaker 1: also how much fun she had doing it with you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was a lot of fun. And like, yeah, we
Speaker 1: wrote these silly cards to each other and I put
Speaker 1: fake rose petals all over the table and stuff. But
Speaker 1: at the end of the day, I thought I was
Speaker 1: still going on an actual date with a girl. But
Speaker 1: what had happened is it really turned into the whole
Speaker 1: thing was just like bashing everything. And we were drinking
Speaker 1: strawberry dacries and I kind of lost track of how
Speaker 1: many she had, and it just kind of became obnoxious,
Speaker 1: and oh so she was like und lobsters. What I
Speaker 1: don't saying, isn't that the point wasn't the whole idea
Speaker 1: that you were going to take it over the top
Speaker 1: and be ridiculous about it. It was for sure for
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day, but like we didn't really get to know
Speaker 1: each other at all. It just turned into a full
Speaker 1: on rag session. And right, like, the joke went on
Speaker 1: too long is kind of what it feels like, and
Speaker 1: so it lost its fun. Did it ever stop the joke?
Speaker 1: Like even at the end end end of the date,
Speaker 1: did she ever say like, let's get together again or anything?
Speaker 1: Or no? But she did pop a certain question what
Speaker 1: are you talking? What do you mean? There was at
Speaker 1: one point where she was kind of being belligerent, I guess,
Speaker 1: and she eventually got down on one knee and asked
Speaker 1: me to marry her in the middle of the restaurant. Yep, no,
Speaker 1: I mean that's still funny, but that is like the extreme.
Speaker 1: So wait, Matt, you didn't say yes? I did? I did?
Speaker 1: I actually did say yes. Soho did you not hear
Speaker 1: that story? What were people around you doing? Everyone knew
Speaker 1: what our gig was. I think like, oh, like we
Speaker 1: were kind of making a scene, Like I don't think
Speaker 1: anyone took what we were doing serious. But he did say,
Speaker 1: people were staring at you guys with daggers, like, well,
Speaker 1: it is kind of like you're there making fun of them,
Speaker 1: so ian and then you totally stole some guys thunder
Speaker 1: who was actually ready to propose. He was like, and
Speaker 1: now I can't wait. Though, you thought that was funny, right,
Speaker 1: like you were laughing and going along with a joke.
Speaker 1: You said, yes, yeah, like I said, this was partly
Speaker 1: my idea, and I did find it very funny. But
Speaker 1: at the same time, there was other people there, like
Speaker 1: actually celebrating Valentine's Day, And there was one couple in particular.
Speaker 1: Is this like senior couple there who you could tell
Speaker 1: it had probably been together almost their whole lives and
Speaker 1: it would just like they probably go every Valentine's the
Speaker 1: red Lobster bro But I don't get it. Why did
Speaker 1: that turn you off from Kate? Well, like I said,
Speaker 1: like I got the joke of it, but I also
Speaker 1: at the same time was going on a date to
Speaker 1: get to know somebody. But it seemed like Kate more
Speaker 1: of just hate's love or had no interest of looking
Speaker 1: for a relationship or anything like that. We were just
Speaker 1: there to make this big prank entertain each other. Like
Speaker 1: you you saw the old couple holding hands, You're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I want to do that, and she's like, how do
Speaker 1: you know for sure that she doesn't want love and
Speaker 1: doesn't want a relationship unless you ask her directly? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess I don't know. Well, now's your moment to
Speaker 1: do it, because I need to tell you, man that
Speaker 1: Kate's actually on the line listening right now. I'm serious,
Speaker 1: my friend. Oh my goodness, Kate, you there, Kate, talk
Speaker 1: to your husband. I'm just so taken, aback. I guess now,
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I totally thought that we just were on
Speaker 1: the same page all night. And you know, FYI, I
Speaker 1: don't hate love, I don't you know. Oh, I just
Speaker 1: laugh at it. We just got off on such a
Speaker 1: great start to goof on Valentine today, so I just
Speaker 1: figured you're in for something. You're gonna go all the way.
Speaker 1: And Mike, when I got down on my knee and asked,
Speaker 1: you're Mary, you were great because you were like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is so stunned. I mean, please, don't make a
Speaker 1: judgment on me that I'm this horrible person who doesn't
Speaker 1: want to take time to know somebody, just because like
Speaker 1: we planned this as a goof and I just like
Speaker 1: thought you were enjoying it as much as I did.
Speaker 1: And I'm really sorry. I feel badly now. Well, first
Speaker 1: of all, nice to talk to you again, I guess,
Speaker 1: but but yeah, like I didn't think you were very
Speaker 1: fun and stuff like that. But at the same time,
Speaker 1: like I said, like I tried to move the conversations
Speaker 1: a few times to ask about like your interests and
Speaker 1: things like that, and it was just you didn't really
Speaker 1: seem like you were interested in talking about that at all. Huh. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know that's interesting because, like I think I just
Speaker 1: was so caught up in it, and um I apologized
Speaker 1: for that, but it's just interesting how you see things
Speaker 1: from your side of the table. Right. Oh, I'm kind
Speaker 1: of glad you guys aren't into love because it's got boring.
Speaker 1: You're too serious. I kind of get it. It's kind
Speaker 1: of cute though. At least you're you know, at least
Speaker 1: you're communicating. I mean, yeah, Now, are you feeling differently
Speaker 1: right now, Matt about her than you were at the
Speaker 1: end of the night. Oh, I will say, it's nice
Speaker 1: to finally talk about it. And we've talked more on
Speaker 1: the radio now about different things besides making fun of
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day than we did on the excellent day. I
Speaker 1: just kind of shot this is more. This is the
Speaker 1: first time they've actually learned each other's name. Ye, that's amazing.
Speaker 1: What was it? But I meant man, I know you're
Speaker 1: kind of hoping to get a mushy gushy date. It
Speaker 1: sounds like, and we can make that mushy gush happen
Speaker 1: for you, do not. I think it's illegal. I think
Speaker 1: that's illegal. You know what I mean? We can send
Speaker 1: you on a normal, non ironic date, a real one,
Speaker 1: and we'd pay for it. Hmm okay, okay, yes, I
Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe he's waiting for Yeah, I mean yeah,
Speaker 1: I think you need to make your your plea here. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would really love that. I would like to go
Speaker 1: out on a date and do get to know each other.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Match Kim a little strong with the
Speaker 1: L word. She sounds like a clinger to me. I'm
Speaker 1: just I'm Jeff, Matt. What are you say? Man? You
Speaker 1: know we got along pretty well and I definitely am,
Speaker 1: like I said this whole time, interested in getting to
Speaker 1: no Kate more so. Yeah? Sure, sure a successful second
Speaker 1: date update for Valentine's Day? What do you know? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, you guys are like now like mister and
Speaker 1: missus Cupid. I mean, there's no way around here. Wow,
Speaker 1: look at love isn't dead after all. Now the two
Speaker 1: of you can go Bash, Saint Patrick's date Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning,