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Speaker 1: It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning, and today we're going

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Speaker 1: to prank a woman who volunteers at a food bank.

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Speaker 1: Her boyfriend set her up and wanted to make her

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Speaker 1: laugh at work.

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Speaker 2: Because it's kind of quiet around there.

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Speaker 1: She doesn't get a ton of interaction, and who better

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Speaker 1: to help spice up her boring day than a phone

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Speaker 1: call from a man named Timid Benjamin frustrating it's your

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Speaker 1: phone tap right now? The twenties.

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Speaker 3: Can I sit bank?

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Speaker 2: This is Blair.

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Speaker 3: How can I help you?

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Speaker 2: Yes, I'm Benjamin.

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Speaker 3: Hi Benjamin. How can I help you?

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Speaker 2: I ask with whom what I speak to? Regarding a

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Speaker 2: food question?

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Speaker 3: I couldn't answer your food question.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, so I was. I was in there a

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Speaker 2: few months ago and I dropped off some cans of food.

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Speaker 3: Thank you for your doing, Benjamin. That was so nice

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Speaker 3: of you, you know it was Huh would you like

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Speaker 3: to donate more? Is that what you're calling for?

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Speaker 2: No? No, So I don't know if I need to

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Speaker 2: call ahead, but I'm I'm ready to withdraw them now.

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Speaker 3: I'm I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: What do you Yeah? What do you mean withdrawal that exactly?

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Speaker 2: I can swing by in the in the next twenty minutes.

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Speaker 3: You need some food.

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Speaker 2: I don't want anybody's food. I want I want just

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Speaker 2: the food that I stored it at the bank.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if we still have those cans.

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Speaker 2: But but but you're a bank. That that's how banks work.

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Speaker 3: That is how traditional.

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Speaker 2: That is how.

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Speaker 3: Traditional banks work.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, excuse me, dude. Do I hear you eating

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Speaker 2: my food?

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Speaker 3: No? No, I'm sorry, I just.

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Speaker 2: It sounds to me like you were chewing.

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Speaker 3: No, I wasn't chewing. I choked on some.

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Speaker 2: Air, because that would hurt my feelings very much.

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Speaker 3: I am sure it would.

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Speaker 2: It is illegal if you're.

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Speaker 3: Doing it's not it's not. It's not illegal for somebody

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Speaker 3: else to eat those cans of food.

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Speaker 2: I've watched the law of law and order.

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Speaker 3: The way that a food bank works, Benjamin, is that

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Speaker 3: when people make a donation, then that food that they

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Speaker 3: donate goes to someone who needs it, doesn't stay in

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Speaker 3: an account like money.

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Speaker 2: Does you excuse me? You should have some signs that

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Speaker 2: are up saying once you give us your food, we

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Speaker 2: are going to steal it from you and give it

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Speaker 2: to somebody else.

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Speaker 3: I think that we make it very clear in.

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Speaker 2: Law and order excuse me, excuse me, I'm speaking now. Okay,

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Speaker 2: because in Law and Order episode two twenty seven, directed

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Speaker 2: by Dick Wolf, it's something very similar to this happens.

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Speaker 2: Is that so and the person who in that episode,

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Speaker 2: who would be you? Who stole things? They were in

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Speaker 2: jail forever.

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Speaker 3: I promise you I did not steal anything.

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Speaker 2: I want my food, and please, I.

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Speaker 3: Cannot guarantee that we can give you that exact fuit.

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Speaker 2: Okay. This is troubling to me because I have been

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Speaker 2: planning this big family dinner and I don't have a

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Speaker 2: lot of pantry space, and I really trusted you.

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Speaker 3: I'm really sorry.

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Speaker 2: You know, I was even going to deposit some more

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Speaker 2: because I couldn't finish my hot dog from lunch.

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Speaker 3: I thought you were going to deposit half half.

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Speaker 2: Of the hot dog because I thought you guys could

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Speaker 2: keep the other half for me and until I was

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Speaker 2: ready to eat the rest.

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Speaker 3: I yeah, I don't know how to answer.

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Speaker 2: That for you. I feel like I have been kicked

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Speaker 2: in the eggs.

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Speaker 3: I'm very sorry to hear that that was never.

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Speaker 2: Word eggs because it is food related.

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Speaker 3: I picked up on that.

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Speaker 2: But what I mean is the private I know what

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Speaker 2: you mean, I know what you mean, but you continue

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Speaker 2: to kick me there.

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Speaker 3: I am not purposefully doing that. I'm trying to explain,

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Speaker 3: and I'm sorry that you're not understanding.

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Speaker 2: I am understanding perfectly. You would rather have me go

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Speaker 2: to a grocery store? What that is my worst fear?

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Speaker 2: The cereal aisles there smell weird. I hear your frustration.

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Speaker 2: But if I don't go there, do I just go

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Speaker 2: to Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, the radio show

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Speaker 2: that your boyfriend Tony listens to. How for the phone prints?

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Speaker 3: How do you know?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Now, suddenly I'm the one with the answers. Isn't

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Speaker 2: that funny.

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Speaker 1: Because you're actually on the radio right now. My name

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Speaker 1: is jeff and this is a phone tapp.

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Speaker 3: No way, okay, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: Your boyfriend Tony wanted to set you up for this

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Speaker 1: because he told us you were working at the food bank.

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Speaker 3: Oh my that I was like, how do I talk

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Speaker 3: this man down without like, okay, I want to make

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Speaker 3: him mad.

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Speaker 1: I think you can make him happy if you just

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Speaker 1: accepted half of his hot dog and kept it.

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Speaker 3: From do you bring so down? I think right now, honestly,

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Speaker 3: I'm going to eat that because I am very hungry

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Speaker 3: and that sounds good, so I knew it.

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Speaker 2: Wake up every morning was fum tats.

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Speaker 3: Weekday morning on the twenties, brooking Jeffrey in the morning