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Speaker 1: Nicky Glazer Podcast. Here's Nicky. Hello here, I am welcome

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Speaker 1: to the Nicky Glazer Podcast. It's Wednesday. Andrew will tell

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Speaker 1: you all about that when we get him in here later.

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Speaker 1: What that means, uh spoiler A lord, it means it's Wednesday, guys.

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Speaker 1: I hope you're having a great week out there. Definitely

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Speaker 1: feels a good weekend to me already. I don't know why.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it's because I'm doing a live show tonight in St. Louis.

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Speaker 1: I'm very excited for that, doing a live podcast. Thank

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Speaker 1: you to all the besties who are going to attend.

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Speaker 1: Thank you to the bestie I saw last night. Um

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Speaker 1: at a show that I just dropped in on randomly

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Speaker 1: in Los Angeles. I did not even I was not

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Speaker 1: on the lineup, did not even plan on going. Got

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Speaker 1: out of a shoot early, stopped by, and in the

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Speaker 1: front row was a girl that goes, I'm a bestie,

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Speaker 1: I'm a bestie. Her name was Kelsey, I believe, and

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Speaker 1: she was alone. She goes and I came alone. She

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Speaker 1: he did my advice and went to a show alone,

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Speaker 1: not even knowing that I was gonna be on it.

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Speaker 1: She was there to see THEO Van and then ended up,

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Speaker 1: I go, this is very exciting for you, Like I'm

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Speaker 1: excited for you that this is happening. I'm excited for

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Speaker 1: me too that I get a fan right up front.

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Speaker 1: There were a lot of besties there though, I'm not

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Speaker 1: even like I thinking back on it now, like a

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Speaker 1: lot of people cheered, Ah, we're spreading the word. Noah

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Speaker 1: is all the way in my living room, just doors away.

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Speaker 1: How's it out, how's it going out there? Noah good? Uh,

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Speaker 1: Andrew's not on the couch watching squid Game. I think

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Speaker 1: he's in his room. I'm glad you started calling it

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Speaker 1: squid game. I got back this morning, you know, a

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Speaker 1: half hour ago, and he's like a finished squid Games

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Speaker 1: and I go game game Andrew, Like he he can

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Speaker 1: watch a whole serious and not know the name of

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Speaker 1: the show. And that's what we love about him. You know.

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Speaker 1: UM excited to hear what he thinks about the finale,

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Speaker 1: which I guess Lebron James had said he would have

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Speaker 1: changed it. He didn't like the finale. And then the

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Speaker 1: guy that made squad Game was like well as as

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Speaker 1: the star of of uh Space Jam two. I would

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Speaker 1: love to hear your your end what ending you would like,

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Speaker 1: would you shoot one for me? And so hopefully that happens. Um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just flew back in. I took a red Eye

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Speaker 1: twelve fifty five, and then landed in Minneapolis this morning.

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Speaker 1: Uh was in a aisle seat in first class in Delta,

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Speaker 1: and it was a shitty plane so it didn't extend

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Speaker 1: all the way back. It's just like, I don't like

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Speaker 1: those big seats. I especially don't like aisles. I will

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Speaker 1: sacrifice an aisle that does not recline all the way

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Speaker 1: to a bed in, even in first class, for a

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Speaker 1: coach seat. So I started, you know, um barking two

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Speaker 1: passengers as they because I like, you know, got on

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Speaker 1: first and I'm standing there on the aisle and I'm going, uh,

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Speaker 1: you got a coach, you got a coach window, coach window,

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Speaker 1: like like I'm dealing coke. Like I have to mutter

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Speaker 1: to switch? And everyone's like no, I don't. I'm feeling

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Speaker 1: like everyone's like annoyed by me. I'm like I'm giving

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Speaker 1: an aisle, But no, he didn't say anything. So then

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Speaker 1: I looked up the flight and like the the whole

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Speaker 1: map of the seats, and I saw that there was

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Speaker 1: a couple of windows not even taken. So I, you know,

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Speaker 1: great little sleep on that plane. So I got about

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Speaker 1: forgot to order decaf, drank it anyway. Then I took

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Speaker 1: another nap on that flight for about an hour. Boom landed.

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Speaker 1: What did I get last night? About three and a

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Speaker 1: half hours of sleep? Is that enough? No? Is it

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Speaker 1: gonna have to be enough? Yes? Sometimes you just gotta

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Speaker 1: make it work. Yesterday was fun. I did a shoot

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Speaker 1: in uh, you know, the same one I did the

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Speaker 1: other day or two days ago. I did it again

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Speaker 1: last night, but it was the same show that I

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Speaker 1: it for a UK version, and it was a pilot

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Speaker 1: so it was a lot different. There was a different host,

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Speaker 1: Jimmy Fallon might not have been there. Um, it was

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Speaker 1: a very different show. But it was so fun because

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Speaker 1: my partner to play the games with was Will i Am,

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Speaker 1: who I don't not like. I would never think I

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Speaker 1: he was so nice. At first when we met each other,

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Speaker 1: then later on he was like wearing Canada and I

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Speaker 1: was like, huh, he goes you said you're a Canadian

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Speaker 1: I'm a I'm a Canadian. So for a second, Will

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Speaker 1: it was really fun and then he um and then

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Speaker 1: we just had a really good time. And you know,

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Speaker 1: these big celebrities, but when you go to do these

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Speaker 1: and especially when you're partnered up with someone, or do

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Speaker 1: it was it was a show where you play games.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of like Hollywood Game Night type thing where

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Speaker 1: and um no, I didn't know what games we were playing.

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Speaker 1: I don't party. I'm not like someone who like stays

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Speaker 1: He really screwed us over for some of the games.

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Speaker 1: It was so funny. He had the confidence like he

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Speaker 1: like will I am And he's like, bombs over motherfucking

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Speaker 1: He doesn't know who I am. I'm you know, we

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Speaker 1: have to become fast friends and act like teammates very quickly.

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Speaker 1: Like do you think it's true? You can only control you?

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00:21:48,119 --> 00:21:50,280
Speaker 1: And she was like and she just couldn't. And I go,

427
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:53,600
Speaker 1: all you can do is apologize for your hand and

428
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:56,040
Speaker 1: whatever your conflict is. She goes, I didn't do anything,

429
00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:57,960
Speaker 1: and I go, you had to have done There's something

430
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:01,040
Speaker 1: that you can find. There's something you can find about

431
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:05,239
Speaker 1: how either you're responding to this conflict. There's something that

432
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:07,280
Speaker 1: you can say as your side of the street and

433
00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:09,760
Speaker 1: you can claim and you can apologize to that person.

434
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:12,840
Speaker 1: And she's like, I would never And I'm like, she's like,

435
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:15,720
Speaker 1: I didn't do anything wrong, and I'm like, it doesn't matter.

436
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:19,040
Speaker 1: Just find something. Why do you have to apologize to

437
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:22,119
Speaker 1: the person though, understand that every conflict has two sides,

438
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:24,960
Speaker 1: every single one. You have a part to play in

439
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:29,600
Speaker 1: every conflict that you can and and ignoring it, She's like,

440
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,439
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna you know, she got a text that

441
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:33,200
Speaker 1: was a little bit volatile, and she goes, I'm just

442
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:36,760
Speaker 1: ignoring it, and I go, that's that's being to me.

443
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:41,480
Speaker 1: That's aggression instead of just going thank you for your feedback,

444
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:44,240
Speaker 1: I appreciate it saying something like that or just thank

445
00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:47,879
Speaker 1: you for your feedback, like just say that, like I

446
00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:50,520
Speaker 1: have done that with like trolls before on my account

447
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:52,080
Speaker 1: and be like, oh man, I hope you have a

448
00:22:52,119 --> 00:22:56,639
Speaker 1: great day. And then I know. But I think sometimes though,

449
00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:59,160
Speaker 1: you don't want to give validity to it, like like

450
00:22:59,359 --> 00:23:01,640
Speaker 1: if this pay some things a certain way about you,

451
00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:05,360
Speaker 1: I you know, I go through that having a dilemma

452
00:23:05,359 --> 00:23:08,480
Speaker 1: of whether to stand up for myself or to not

453
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:13,640
Speaker 1: give it any weight by saying anything, uh, or just

454
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:16,879
Speaker 1: understanding that it's their ship and not my ship. Like

455
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:19,720
Speaker 1: these are all like tough choices. I feel like one,

456
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:21,800
Speaker 1: if you stay quiet, then you're like, well, now I'm

457
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:24,240
Speaker 1: not staying up for myself on being a you know,

458
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:27,640
Speaker 1: that will build up somewhere, right. But then the other thing, though,

459
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:30,040
Speaker 1: is like if I stand up for myself, am I

460
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:34,080
Speaker 1: giving them maybe even what they want? Yes, it's true,

461
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:37,440
Speaker 1: you're always going to lose with someone if if the

462
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:40,280
Speaker 1: person you're dealing with is already thinking things about you

463
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:44,400
Speaker 1: that are irrational and not true for who you think

464
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:47,720
Speaker 1: you are, there's no reasoning with this person. These people

465
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:50,359
Speaker 1: do not hear you, then why I apologize to them?

466
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:53,560
Speaker 1: I don't understand that it's not about it. It's apologizing

467
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:56,119
Speaker 1: for what you brought to the table. So give me

468
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,360
Speaker 1: any example and you could and I'll find a way

469
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:03,160
Speaker 1: that you can find your side of it, I promise you. Uh.

470
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:06,440
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to think like just a random example

471
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:10,520
Speaker 1: of like yeah, like, um, let's say someone's let's conflict

472
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:12,480
Speaker 1: in your life that maybe you could run through this.

473
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:15,320
Speaker 1: I know, I'm just I just think it shouldn't be

474
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:18,360
Speaker 1: shared on here. Okay. Uh, can you can find another one?

475
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:23,840
Speaker 1: Maybe from you know, college, high school, someone said something

476
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:26,640
Speaker 1: about you and you go, God, that's not true, or

477
00:24:27,359 --> 00:24:29,720
Speaker 1: you know, well what it this? What if like someone

478
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:33,040
Speaker 1: from my hometown was like I never thought I would

479
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:35,600
Speaker 1: make it and was like talking shit about me being

480
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:39,840
Speaker 1: a dog walker, and like, uh, they were like, oh

481
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:43,920
Speaker 1: my god, he's chasing this fucking stupid dream. Okay, something

482
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:46,440
Speaker 1: like that, Like why would I and they're talking about

483
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:48,679
Speaker 1: me in my hometown? Something like that. Okay, Well that

484
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:51,640
Speaker 1: if it's not someone you're dealing with, like up front,

485
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:54,680
Speaker 1: they're not confronting you, you don't need to talk to them.

486
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:59,720
Speaker 1: But if it even in that case, you can. What

487
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:03,320
Speaker 1: I would do is think, Okay, the only times that

488
00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:06,879
Speaker 1: I've ever been so obsessed with someone's fame or like

489
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:09,680
Speaker 1: what they're doing or what they don't deserve, or how

490
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:14,560
Speaker 1: bad they are, or like how it's because I run

491
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:16,920
Speaker 1: it through when I've felt that way, and it's because

492
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:20,439
Speaker 1: I'm insecure because I'm jealous of them. It's always that.

493
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:22,720
Speaker 1: So you can just go to that and know that

494
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,880
Speaker 1: that's the thing that they're going through, and you can

495
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:27,520
Speaker 1: honestly feel sad for them and feel like what a

496
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:29,880
Speaker 1: sad state to be in? Instead of anger at them.

497
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:33,160
Speaker 1: You can go, man, what a sad place to be in?

498
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:36,720
Speaker 1: And let's say they age, but you don't know. You

499
00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:41,400
Speaker 1: only apologize if they actually attack you or they let me. Okay,

500
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:45,840
Speaker 1: let's do an example of like, um, let's say you uh,

501
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:50,359
Speaker 1: someone backs into your car and that and it's not

502
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:54,840
Speaker 1: your fault, but they scream at you, claiming you were

503
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:56,880
Speaker 1: you were at fault even though you weren't even moving.

504
00:25:56,920 --> 00:26:01,040
Speaker 1: Let's say you're parked and they go you, you bumped

505
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:03,840
Speaker 1: into me, and you go, you know in that in

506
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:07,120
Speaker 1: that altercation, I'm sure you'd go, I know, I didn't

507
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:09,720
Speaker 1: and you could be like and they'd be like, yes

508
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:11,359
Speaker 1: you did, and they get up in it, and and

509
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:16,040
Speaker 1: in that moment, you can just go, Okay, well, i'm

510
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:17,800
Speaker 1: sorry you feel that way. What do you want to

511
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:19,760
Speaker 1: do about it? But that's not what's gonna happen in

512
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:21,719
Speaker 1: that moment. It's gonna be like, no, I didn't you.

513
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:24,520
Speaker 1: I was standing here and you bumped into me. That's

514
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:27,200
Speaker 1: what's gonna happen there. Let's say you exchange information later

515
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,040
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry you feel that way. Is different than

516
00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:33,560
Speaker 1: saying I'm sorry for something that I did, but I'm

517
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:37,600
Speaker 1: going to that eventually you exchange information and texting about it,

518
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:40,880
Speaker 1: they're still standing their ground. You could I could look

519
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:44,840
Speaker 1: at that scenario where I did nothing wrong with my car,

520
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:49,560
Speaker 1: but I could look back and say, me engaging in

521
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:51,760
Speaker 1: a fight with them right there in front of a

522
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:55,680
Speaker 1: bunch of people and yelling and rilling this person up,

523
00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:58,720
Speaker 1: who I know, is irrational because they just blame me

524
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:01,440
Speaker 1: for bumping into them and getting them even more fired

525
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:05,320
Speaker 1: up about it in public, when I know that that's

526
00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:07,840
Speaker 1: not gonna They're not gonna go, oh, you're right. When

527
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 1: you come at someone passive, aggressively or aggressively, I could go,

528
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:14,919
Speaker 1: I'm sorry the way I handled that, I wish I

529
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 1: would have handled it better. It it really sucks that

530
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:21,119
Speaker 1: both of our cars got fucked up? How can we

531
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:23,320
Speaker 1: come to a resolution here? Like, there's a way to

532
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:26,520
Speaker 1: do it where you can always there's always something you

533
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:28,800
Speaker 1: don't need apologize for your action, but maybe the way

534
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:31,080
Speaker 1: you handle something that was done. Do you say someone

535
00:27:31,119 --> 00:27:34,680
Speaker 1: just like beat you and you go, I, I am

536
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:38,960
Speaker 1: sorry that I was uh that I mean, I just

537
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 1: feel like there's always something I can't like think of

538
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:44,000
Speaker 1: an examples, but you gotta do some soul searching, honestly,

539
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:49,719
Speaker 1: and but the blame, the blame game or trying to

540
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:53,360
Speaker 1: just prove that person wrong. Give up. I realized last

541
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:56,760
Speaker 1: night I was so worked up about this thing I called.

542
00:27:57,320 --> 00:28:00,760
Speaker 1: I called a couple of my friends called you. I'm

543
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:03,480
Speaker 1: like fired up telling the story like fuck this fuck

544
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:08,119
Speaker 1: that what a piece of ship? Motherfuck, like just so angry.

545
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:09,879
Speaker 1: And I get back to my hotel room and I

546
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:11,359
Speaker 1: have to like pack to go to the airport, and

547
00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:13,800
Speaker 1: I'm like, I am so worked up, I'm not going

548
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:16,440
Speaker 1: to sleep on the plane. I'm first of all, I'm

549
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:19,040
Speaker 1: losing my voice even telling this story to three different people.

550
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:23,040
Speaker 1: I called, uh, it's taking up so much of my energy.

551
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:27,560
Speaker 1: This will this matter in two weeks? No can I

552
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:31,520
Speaker 1: change what he's going to say to people. Know, what's

553
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:35,320
Speaker 1: the best way to handle it is like, just right

554
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:37,679
Speaker 1: to this person and say I'm sorry from like what it.

555
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:40,000
Speaker 1: Just really assess it and go if you can find something,

556
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 1: if you could squeeze the tiniest bit of your doing

557
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:48,200
Speaker 1: out of this fucking dry orange like juice it, so

558
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 1: you can find a droplet of what you contributed to it,

559
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 1: find it and apologize for that. And that's what I did,

560
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:56,520
Speaker 1: and it ended with us exchanging heart emojis. I was

561
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:59,360
Speaker 1: able to sleep so well on the plane. I am

562
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 1: this morning tell Noah the story. But it's for me now.

563
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:07,640
Speaker 1: It's not I hate this person. It's I'm I'm sad

564
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:11,800
Speaker 1: for this person that is cannot apologize, Like I can't

565
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:14,800
Speaker 1: even understand what it would be like to be that

566
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:18,200
Speaker 1: in the wrong and realize it and have someone who's

567
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:21,960
Speaker 1: dealing with you and who's willing to totally forgive you

568
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:25,480
Speaker 1: and like showing kindness, and you can't even extend a

569
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 1: little bit of apology. I didn't even want it from him,

570
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:29,880
Speaker 1: but the fact that he couldn't do it, I just go,

571
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:33,680
Speaker 1: that sucks. That sucks, and I feel I feel sad.

572
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:36,160
Speaker 1: I feel for him, not like, oh I pity him.

573
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:39,800
Speaker 1: I'm just like I'm I'm I'm blessed. I guess the

574
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 1: fear is rejection, right, like if you do, but you,

575
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:46,040
Speaker 1: I mean that essentially kind of happened, like you apologize.

576
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:50,320
Speaker 1: He kind of apologized back. Not really, No, he didn't.

577
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:55,360
Speaker 1: He didn't at all. There was nothing there was before

578
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,080
Speaker 1: you guys start yelling. But I'm not mad about it

579
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:59,320
Speaker 1: because that's not what I needed. I once I said

580
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:01,400
Speaker 1: the text, I didn't need anything back from him. All

581
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:03,920
Speaker 1: I needed is to see was delivered. Before it was delivered,

582
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:06,600
Speaker 1: I was like, I was still anxious as soon as

583
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:11,240
Speaker 1: it delivered. I swear to god, I didn't care, but wasn't.

584
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:14,280
Speaker 1: I cleared up my side of the street. I was

585
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:17,240
Speaker 1: accountable for what I contributed to the conflict, and I

586
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:20,120
Speaker 1: did contribute something, and so I as soon as I

587
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:22,560
Speaker 1: apologized for that, and I really meant it, and I

588
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:25,000
Speaker 1: wasn't just doing it to placate him. I actually meant

589
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:27,760
Speaker 1: I was sorry for what I contributed to it. And

590
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:29,680
Speaker 1: I was able to get there very quickly because I

591
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:31,800
Speaker 1: do work on myself and I I've done this so

592
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:34,520
Speaker 1: many times and it's so hard to fucking squeeze that

593
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:36,720
Speaker 1: dry orange and find something. But now I'm getting better

594
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:38,640
Speaker 1: at it that I can get there right away. It

595
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:41,160
Speaker 1: was gone the second I apologize to Taylor Swift on

596
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,560
Speaker 1: my Instagram. Didn't matter whether or not she wrote back

597
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 1: to me. I was able to like have a good

598
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:47,440
Speaker 1: day that day. And before I sent that Instagram, I

599
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:50,760
Speaker 1: was having the worst day. But it was just like apologizing,

600
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:53,200
Speaker 1: freeze you so you need to so you can do

601
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:56,080
Speaker 1: the apology without expecting anything in Oh no, you don't

602
00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:58,760
Speaker 1: want something in return. I honestly didn't want something in return,

603
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:01,360
Speaker 1: And when I got nothing in it didn't make me mad.

604
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 1: It made me go, wow, I not only am I

605
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 1: not mad at this person, I just see it's so

606
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,800
Speaker 1: much more clearly, and I'm very lucky that I'm able

607
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:15,400
Speaker 1: to be like to have the ability to handle it

608
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:17,200
Speaker 1: this way. And to be free of it, Like this

609
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:19,960
Speaker 1: isn't gonna affect me, and it's two years ago. This

610
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 1: would have kept going for years. I would have I

611
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:24,960
Speaker 1: would have loved this conflict. But what I was saying

612
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:28,000
Speaker 1: when I wasn't saying that he apologized back. Let me

613
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 1: take that back. But what he wrote back wasn't like

614
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:37,040
Speaker 1: accusatory or like you know, saying, you know, doubling down

615
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:39,760
Speaker 1: on what went down. It was more like you know,

616
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:42,400
Speaker 1: safe travel, Like it was like it was kind. It

617
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:46,200
Speaker 1: was kind. That was my point. It was it was nothing.

618
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:49,080
Speaker 1: It was nothing. It was neutral, and that is that's

619
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 1: only like as soon as we exchanged heart emojis, I

620
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, we went from being like

621
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:57,760
Speaker 1: the biggest enemies, like I'll never speak to him again,

622
00:31:57,920 --> 00:32:00,880
Speaker 1: he's dead to me, to like can't wait something like

623
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:07,920
Speaker 1: now I know now I know who you are, and

624
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:10,760
Speaker 1: I'm not mad at you. I know who you are,

625
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 1: and I'm sad and I hope that I'm sad for you,

626
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:17,520
Speaker 1: and I'm sad that you can't be authentic and be

627
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:21,360
Speaker 1: yourself and that you're so scared of being vulnerable and

628
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:24,520
Speaker 1: admitting people are so scared to admit they're wrong, and

629
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 1: I'm not mad at you. I love you so much

630
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 1: and I really I hope the best for you. I

631
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:32,360
Speaker 1: really do. I am I will be a champion of you,

632
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:35,800
Speaker 1: and I'm not going to talk about you. I'm not

633
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 1: going to because I've released it and will what I

634
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:41,840
Speaker 1: have said that twenty hours ago. Fuck no, I was like,

635
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,240
Speaker 1: fuck you, You're dead to me. I will never talk

636
00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:46,719
Speaker 1: to you again. I will. I'll be on a crusade

637
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:50,200
Speaker 1: to ruin your name, but I have no intention of

638
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:54,880
Speaker 1: doing that. I've done it before and it's led to

639
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:57,880
Speaker 1: so it's led to so many people hating me because

640
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:00,760
Speaker 1: I hated one person who wronged me, and it's it.

641
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:03,640
Speaker 1: It led to so much bullshit. It's not worth it,

642
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:06,800
Speaker 1: you guys, It's not worth it. It's so it's I know,

643
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:09,040
Speaker 1: you feel like a little bit if you apologize for

644
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:11,160
Speaker 1: something that you don't feel is wrong. But the truth

645
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:12,880
Speaker 1: is you've got to get to a place where you

646
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:16,040
Speaker 1: can actually know that you brought something to it too

647
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:18,800
Speaker 1: that was wrong, not just do it to placate them.

648
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:20,720
Speaker 1: And to get to this place, you have to honestly

649
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:23,840
Speaker 1: know it and it you know, it takes a lot

650
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:26,479
Speaker 1: of work, But I'm just grateful to be there and

651
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 1: I don't feel like better than or anything. I I

652
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:32,840
Speaker 1: I'm sad for people who can't. I mean, I really

653
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:41,040
Speaker 1: feel like you're completely like over this kid. No, I'm

654
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:43,520
Speaker 1: gonna now. It's really nice because I had this a

655
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:48,400
Speaker 1: certain conversation with someone uh that I was very scared of,

656
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:51,880
Speaker 1: intimidated by, and who showed me their true colors in

657
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:54,120
Speaker 1: the same way that this person did, where it was

658
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:57,560
Speaker 1: just like, Oh, I see what you're capable of, and

659
00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:02,160
Speaker 1: it's not much in terms of like being a empathetic

660
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:08,359
Speaker 1: person or being kind or forgiving or humble. I saw

661
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:10,920
Speaker 1: this from another person that I put on a huge pedestal,

662
00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:14,399
Speaker 1: and it was so interesting the second I was able

663
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:17,480
Speaker 1: to see what they really were and like they were

664
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:21,600
Speaker 1: kind of a cocksucker. I like likes them. I was

665
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:23,560
Speaker 1: just like, Oh, I'm not scared of you anymore. I'm

666
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:25,759
Speaker 1: not like nervous around you. I know what you are.

667
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:29,719
Speaker 1: You don't scare me. It's okay. You've you're obviously in

668
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:32,080
Speaker 1: a lot of pain. It's not me being like you

669
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:35,319
Speaker 1: poor baby. It's just like that must suck, and I

670
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 1: have I have empathy for you feel being a person

671
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:41,840
Speaker 1: that not only do you refuse to apologize or empathize,

672
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:45,439
Speaker 1: you can't. It's asking someone to give you a hug

673
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:47,960
Speaker 1: that doesn't have arms. I can't get mad at someone

674
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:50,360
Speaker 1: who doesn't have arms, that won't hug me, but he

675
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 1: has phantom pains in there. Yeah, I'm sure, Okay, alright,

676
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:04,480
Speaker 1: I swear to God I forgot Noah is in our

677
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:08,560
Speaker 1: is in our kitchen. I swear. I swear to God.

678
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:12,520
Speaker 1: I was looking at her, and I was and it

679
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:16,080
Speaker 1: just hit me again. I go, Okay, anyways, it's really

680
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:20,200
Speaker 1: weird in my brain. Anyways, have all the swells. It's Wednesday.

681
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:24,120
Speaker 1: It's Wednesday. We know what that means, Nikki, It's Wednesday

682
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:28,040
Speaker 1: and live show tonight. It's gonna be fun. Um okay.

683
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:32,040
Speaker 1: After a viral post, angry Disney fans are calling on

684
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:35,400
Speaker 1: Disney to ban a couple that wore sexually suggestive T

685
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:40,200
Speaker 1: shirts to the theme park. T shirts say they're pretty

686
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:42,840
Speaker 1: just to warn you. I would ban anyone, any adult

687
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:47,320
Speaker 1: who wears Disney shirts. Honestly, I'd rather than wear this

688
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:50,319
Speaker 1: shirt than like a goofy shirt they wear. I gave

689
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:54,319
Speaker 1: her the D like Disney love It. I wanted the

690
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 1: D it's a couple. Okay. Is the D look like

691
00:35:56,760 --> 00:36:00,080
Speaker 1: the Disney d y? Yeah? The Disney G also does

692
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:01,920
Speaker 1: not look like a D. And it's always bugged me.

693
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:03,959
Speaker 1: It never looked like a D to me. It always

694
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 1: looked like a G as a kid. I just never

695
00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:12,719
Speaker 1: understood that that was a d um. That's hilarious. And

696
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:15,000
Speaker 1: who has a problem with that? Anyone who has a

697
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:20,440
Speaker 1: problem with sexually overt things is such a closeted pervert.

698
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 1: They want they want sex so bad. They hate themselves

699
00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:28,360
Speaker 1: for either what happened to them as a child or

700
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:31,080
Speaker 1: what they want so bad, but they feel repressed about it,

701
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:34,160
Speaker 1: so they lash out at things that they blamed their kids.

702
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:37,680
Speaker 1: They blame their kids. They go, my kids can't see that.

703
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:44,239
Speaker 1: Oh no again, kids can understand I was a kid.

704
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:47,320
Speaker 1: Once they have the Internet. They are fucking seeing people

705
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:51,120
Speaker 1: swallowing Mickey Mouse's cock like a cartoon, you know what

706
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:59,800
Speaker 1: I mean, Mickey banging who then oh there's Marge porn,

707
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:03,680
Speaker 1: Peter's Mickey Paris. It just blows my mind that these

708
00:37:03,719 --> 00:37:07,279
Speaker 1: people are like this. You were a kid, did you

709
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:09,840
Speaker 1: think everything adults did you should get to do? Or

710
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 1: was there some that was there some awareness that things

711
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:14,960
Speaker 1: were off limits to you because you were a kid.

712
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:17,880
Speaker 1: There was never a thing that like I saw like

713
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:22,520
Speaker 1: an adult doing where I'm like my ays or like

714
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:26,120
Speaker 1: or like hand this. I would just say if if

715
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:29,440
Speaker 1: I didn't understand something, or something seemed to be inappropriate,

716
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:32,360
Speaker 1: or parents went like, oh, don't look at that, I

717
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:34,680
Speaker 1: wouldn't go I want to do that. I have to

718
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:36,799
Speaker 1: do that. I would go, that's an adult thing, and

719
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 1: I would get to do it when I grow up.

720
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:43,600
Speaker 1: I wasn't like dying to do things that. You know.

721
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:46,080
Speaker 1: I saw people smoking, but I wasn't smoking cigarettes. I

722
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:48,080
Speaker 1: saw people drinking. I wasn't drinking as a kid. Like

723
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:50,759
Speaker 1: you know your parents having sex. Have you ever heard

724
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:53,040
Speaker 1: your parents having sex? I heard my dad banged my

725
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:56,840
Speaker 1: step mom, But that was just because when you are

726
00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:59,920
Speaker 1: in the room. Yeah, yeah, I was underneath the bed

727
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:10,239
Speaker 1: hide the dusk at your dad's work allegedly. Allegedly. Uh yeah,

728
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:12,120
Speaker 1: so I heard him banging one time because I stay,

729
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:14,040
Speaker 1: I lived above them. I just heard my dad. I

730
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:16,200
Speaker 1: heard my dad more than my step mom. To be honest,

731
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:22,800
Speaker 1: what did it sound like? Oh? God about it. It

732
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:26,239
Speaker 1: sounded like a gorilla dying. Yeah, it was pretty hot.

733
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:30,360
Speaker 1: I didn't know my brother. I don't think my older

734
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:33,400
Speaker 1: brother was back in college at the time, so I

735
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:34,920
Speaker 1: kind of had to take it because my little brother

736
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:37,200
Speaker 1: was six years younger. So I kind of just lived

737
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:39,160
Speaker 1: with that on my own. And I was like, I

738
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:41,640
Speaker 1: guess that was that's what love is, that's what love

739
00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:46,440
Speaker 1: mak no. I never heard it, but I was aware

740
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:49,040
Speaker 1: that my parents were having sex. Like I there was

741
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:51,439
Speaker 1: an age where I was like, Oh, this thing that

742
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:55,120
Speaker 1: people do, my parents are probably doing and if they

743
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:57,880
Speaker 1: do it, I don't feel like, well, I want to

744
00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:00,839
Speaker 1: do it like I just I was able to say

745
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:02,600
Speaker 1: that there are certain things that were for adults and

746
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:05,040
Speaker 1: certain things that weren't. Well, I guess these people are

747
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:08,760
Speaker 1: mad because you're you're they're taking what is made for children,

748
00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:12,640
Speaker 1: like the Disney d that looks like a g and

749
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 1: they're making it. How about adults that go to Disney

750
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:18,799
Speaker 1: World without children? Why are you making the same for children?

751
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:24,680
Speaker 1: You're weird. Yeah, that's so creepy. Just anytime you look

752
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 1: at anyone yourself, anyone that gets upset about something, it's

753
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:33,439
Speaker 1: because they want that thing, they have done that thing,

754
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:39,399
Speaker 1: they are that thing, or they someone that they like

755
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:41,919
Speaker 1: it's always has to do with you. If you hate

756
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:44,400
Speaker 1: something so much, look inside and it will always tell

757
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:46,520
Speaker 1: you something about yourself. It's it's kind of spooky the

758
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:52,400
Speaker 1: way it works. Next story, um Next story is bar,

759
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:57,759
Speaker 1: a bar offering no alcohol opened in Iowa City. So

760
00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:01,439
Speaker 1: does bar making mock cocktail and like it's a place

761
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:03,719
Speaker 1: to go where you don't want to drink. There's no

762
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:07,200
Speaker 1: pressure to drink. The karaoke there. You know, there's still

763
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:11,319
Speaker 1: fake alcohol, which fine, but it feels like a bar.

764
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:14,200
Speaker 1: Like I feel like sometimes if you don't drink, it's

765
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:17,879
Speaker 1: either a coffee shop or a bar, Like there's nothing

766
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 1: for the sober night sober hank, yeah, where you can

767
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:23,400
Speaker 1: get the coffee shop and then everyone's like quiet and

768
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:28,920
Speaker 1: sitting at little tables like yeah yeah at a coffee shop,

769
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:33,440
Speaker 1: yeah yeah. There's no idea like going up to someone,

770
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:37,040
Speaker 1: and going up to somebody at a bar is like

771
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:39,000
Speaker 1: it's just understood. But if you go up to someone

772
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:41,319
Speaker 1: at a coffee shop, it just feels. I wonder if

773
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:44,279
Speaker 1: people have the same kind of looseness though at this

774
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:46,960
Speaker 1: sober bar that they would if they didn't have alcohol,

775
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:48,839
Speaker 1: because I think the alcohol is what makes people loose

776
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:50,840
Speaker 1: enough to go up to people. I love it, Like

777
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:53,240
Speaker 1: all the hot pussy ended up going there and guys

778
00:40:53,239 --> 00:40:57,560
Speaker 1: were still getting hammered before they go to that bar. Definitely,

779
00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:02,400
Speaker 1: you would have pre games to go, so you go

780
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:05,440
Speaker 1: to anything. I got to talk to So we're not

781
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:08,680
Speaker 1: having alcohol tonight at our live show, and like no,

782
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:11,600
Speaker 1: And it didn't even occur to me to have alcohol,

783
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:13,439
Speaker 1: but it became a whole issue of like, we can't

784
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:16,319
Speaker 1: get the permit for it. We like bring your own, No,

785
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:18,200
Speaker 1: they can't do that either. But I was just like,

786
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:21,880
Speaker 1: who cares? Is it so much to ask people to

787
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:26,040
Speaker 1: go somewhere at nights or a show and not drink,

788
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:30,080
Speaker 1: Like what care you need to drink? Like people will

789
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:34,680
Speaker 1: be pregaming or at least I'm fine with you doing that.

790
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:37,000
Speaker 1: But I just like, I don't even think there's there's

791
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:39,759
Speaker 1: nothing in my mind that was like, oh, this is

792
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:43,480
Speaker 1: gonna be a less exciting show, or like when I perform.

793
00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 1: When we perform at these theaters, I don't feel like

794
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:49,879
Speaker 1: they're drunk crowds. Like I've performed at clubs. They are

795
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:54,319
Speaker 1: not drunk crowds because they're listening, they're attentive, like and

796
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:58,520
Speaker 1: when they have been drunk. Crowds. Those shows suck, they're worse. Also,

797
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:02,440
Speaker 1: you know, you get the sometimes you'll get like a

798
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:05,040
Speaker 1: forty person line for the bar, and you'll see the

799
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:08,080
Speaker 1: line because it's the only part lit because it's behind

800
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:13,640
Speaker 1: the seats, so you just see people like like that's silent. Yeah,

801
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:16,560
Speaker 1: I gotta get a vat of soda. She's talking about her.

802
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:19,839
Speaker 1: You know, you just whatever people just need because it's

803
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 1: date night. And then you can't get laid without alcohol

804
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:25,000
Speaker 1: because men don't know how to be Go to Iowa City,

805
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:28,080
Speaker 1: Go to Iowa. I really do. I think I've stumbled

806
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:30,480
Speaker 1: upon something that alcohol is just a way to get

807
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:34,360
Speaker 1: people to fuck, and all you have to do to

808
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:37,319
Speaker 1: get people to fuck guys, men don't need alcohol to funk.

809
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:39,520
Speaker 1: By the way, like you you guys get horny enough

810
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:41,640
Speaker 1: that you can just kind of to talk to a

811
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:45,680
Speaker 1: woman is more courageous for us. Well, that you just

812
00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:48,120
Speaker 1: need to work on your self esteem. But when it

813
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 1: comes to fucking, like, men need to stop relying on

814
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:55,520
Speaker 1: alcohol to get a woman to the place where she's

815
00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:58,160
Speaker 1: gonna fuck, and so do women. And they have to

816
00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:00,480
Speaker 1: rely on the fact that like if you're earn enough

817
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:03,399
Speaker 1: you get drunk. Drunk and horny nous are the same thing,

818
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:07,200
Speaker 1: Like real horny nous. You're the same kind of stupid

819
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:11,439
Speaker 1: and kind of one one trained thought, and like it's

820
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:13,840
Speaker 1: it's the same kind of feeling. When I've been really horny,

821
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:16,080
Speaker 1: I am. I haven't been drunk in ten years. It's

822
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:18,520
Speaker 1: the only time I feel drunk is when I'm super horny.

823
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:20,359
Speaker 1: Like I do feel like people that when they get

824
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:25,239
Speaker 1: horny start drinking. Like it's connected as well, Like it's like,

825
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:27,400
Speaker 1: oh my god, I wanna fuck, I gotta get drunk

826
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:30,000
Speaker 1: to fuck. I got like it's all connected. But yes,

827
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:34,760
Speaker 1: I do understand the one enough you would actually engage

828
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:36,560
Speaker 1: in sex that you wanted to have, as opposed to

829
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:39,319
Speaker 1: stuff that you're only having because you forced yourself to

830
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:42,399
Speaker 1: get into this mind state that would naturally be brought

831
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:44,880
Speaker 1: on if you waited to be aroused naturally by someone

832
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:48,440
Speaker 1: who you know, fingered you before they took their dick

833
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:50,520
Speaker 1: out and tried to put it in here. One time

834
00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:52,319
Speaker 1: I went to I was in New York. I was

835
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:54,240
Speaker 1: in Brooklyn, and it was like ten in the morning.

836
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:56,920
Speaker 1: I was walking a dog. I was dog sitting this

837
00:43:57,080 --> 00:44:00,040
Speaker 1: beautiful girl like came up, talked about talked to me

838
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:02,759
Speaker 1: about the dog. She was gorgeous, and she's like, I'm

839
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 1: actually going to a day party. It's a silver rave

840
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:10,839
Speaker 1: on the water in Brooklyn around noon, if you want

841
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:14,640
Speaker 1: to stop by. And I went there and like, this

842
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:16,799
Speaker 1: is something I would have never done. And I was

843
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:21,960
Speaker 1: dead silver noon and I'm dancing to rave music and

844
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:25,600
Speaker 1: I'm like, I've never done anything like that since, but

845
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:27,360
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, it's like one of the best

846
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,640
Speaker 1: times in my life. I did get her number and

847
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:33,440
Speaker 1: she told me she just wants to be friends. But

848
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:35,759
Speaker 1: it wasn't yeah if she's like you know what I'm

849
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:40,840
Speaker 1: I started drinking again after I met you. No, but

850
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:43,960
Speaker 1: it was like, but I get like the horny nous

851
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:46,600
Speaker 1: led me to this rave during the day and it

852
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:49,359
Speaker 1: was fucking awesome, Like I would do it if and

853
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:53,600
Speaker 1: also knowing everyone else is kind of in the same mindset. Yeah,

854
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:56,400
Speaker 1: but if you're but wouldn't you agree that horny and

855
00:44:56,520 --> 00:45:00,200
Speaker 1: drunk are kind of the same brain A thousand time.

856
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:02,360
Speaker 1: I just think though that like horny can lead to

857
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:04,520
Speaker 1: drunk and drunk, and like they could because I know

858
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:06,600
Speaker 1: that when I get drunk, I want to get more drunk, right,

859
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:08,239
Speaker 1: So like when you get horny, you just want to

860
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:10,440
Speaker 1: get more horny, and sometimes you can't, so you just

861
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:13,960
Speaker 1: go start drinking. So like it feeds like they're both

862
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:17,000
Speaker 1: the same feelings. So horny nous can feed drunkenness. But

863
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:19,520
Speaker 1: if you just try to carry the horny nous out

864
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:22,960
Speaker 1: and actually put yourself in a situation where a woman

865
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:25,799
Speaker 1: is engaging with you to make you horny and you're

866
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:28,759
Speaker 1: both consenting, sober individuals, you can get pretty drunk on

867
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:31,560
Speaker 1: horny nous. So if you live in Iowa City, don't

868
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:35,919
Speaker 1: masturbate all week, go down to I think it's nonimpaired

869
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:39,439
Speaker 1: bar and have yourself a horny fucking night boy. Yeah

870
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:41,040
Speaker 1: that's all right. Let's take a quick break and come

871
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:46,480
Speaker 1: back with why do I care? All right? Why do

872
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:51,520
Speaker 1: I care? Why do I care? Um? Mega stall Or

873
00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:56,120
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Megan the Stallion? Uh oh my god? You

874
00:45:56,239 --> 00:46:00,239
Speaker 1: What do you do on a nickname basis with this girl? Yeah? Empty, Yes,

875
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:04,600
Speaker 1: they abuse her hell razor Halloween costume for her? How

876
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:08,279
Speaker 1: to weeen party little early? How do we feel about

877
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:11,560
Speaker 1: people dressing up a week they're kind of making about them?

878
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:14,200
Speaker 1: Halloween about them. I think it's a little early. Halloween

879
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 1: is about is always about them. Halloween is about nothing

880
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:22,359
Speaker 1: except it's a It's a way to indulge in, like say,

881
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:25,040
Speaker 1: look at me and look at look at how interesting

882
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:28,080
Speaker 1: I can be. I mean it's fun, but celebrities. Celebrities

883
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:34,200
Speaker 1: are like like Heidi Cloms, She's like like gloom is

884
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:36,319
Speaker 1: the one that just goes for one day. I get

885
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:38,759
Speaker 1: to be ugly, and I'd like to see what it's

886
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:42,879
Speaker 1: like to be someone who does not get doors held

887
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:46,960
Speaker 1: open for them and have every everyone turned and look

888
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:49,400
Speaker 1: like she always fixed, Like just she just puts a

889
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:52,120
Speaker 1: mole on her face. She just dressed as an old woman.

890
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:57,760
Speaker 1: It's just like a woman. She dresses she wants a six.

891
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:04,399
Speaker 1: And it was like, what the fuck she's crazy. There

892
00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:06,520
Speaker 1: was like an age spot on her cheek and everyone

893
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:10,800
Speaker 1: was like she she goes all loud. She put cellul

894
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,440
Speaker 1: on her back of her thighs. No, she's looked pretty

895
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 1: disgusting before, and I bet it's really fun for her

896
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:18,520
Speaker 1: because it's so different. It's like when girls dress up

897
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 1: as sluts, like they get to get all this attention

898
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:22,480
Speaker 1: to be this thing that they never get to be.

899
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:27,719
Speaker 1: That is deep down they it's like living you know,

900
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:29,239
Speaker 1: when you put on a wig or you put on

901
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:31,399
Speaker 1: like when you put on that blonde wig that day,

902
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 1: like you felt a new confidence. Yeah. Have you ever

903
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:38,600
Speaker 1: had sex with someone while they're still in costume? No, God,

904
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 1: i'd be hot. I haven't done it either. O. UM,

905
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:48,520
Speaker 1: I can't talk about it really. Yeah, I know it sucks.

906
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:52,040
Speaker 1: Someone was wearing a thing and I was like keeping

907
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:56,840
Speaker 1: uh no, see this is my thing though. Like you

908
00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:58,239
Speaker 1: know when someone has a birthday and then they have

909
00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:00,880
Speaker 1: a birthday month and they make that the thing with Halloween,

910
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:03,080
Speaker 1: if you're gonna do it a week early, it just

911
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:08,440
Speaker 1: doesn't you're doing it. You're making this. I don't mind it. No.

912
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:10,279
Speaker 1: I was like, I kind of I get sad when

913
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:12,960
Speaker 1: holidays end, so like, let's just like extended and Halloween

914
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:15,319
Speaker 1: customs are fun and like that hell Raiser costume that

915
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:20,640
Speaker 1: she did was pretty cool. So uncomfortable. Um, I did

916
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:22,000
Speaker 1: a role play the other night I kind of told

917
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:23,920
Speaker 1: you about. It was so fun. I don't know what

918
00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:26,680
Speaker 1: got into me, but I was just like I was

919
00:48:26,719 --> 00:48:28,960
Speaker 1: just wearing this like new nightgown I got from Luna,

920
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:33,040
Speaker 1: which I loved, by the way, nightgown seems kind of

921
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:37,719
Speaker 1: a g all of a sudden, I was like just

922
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:41,319
Speaker 1: watching TV with the guy that I'm seeing, and we're

923
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:44,640
Speaker 1: on the couch, and I was just like, out of nowhere.

924
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:48,160
Speaker 1: We were just about to watch ted Lasso in the room.

925
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:52,960
Speaker 1: No no, you weren't there, and I was like, oh no,

926
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:54,600
Speaker 1: you had just gone to bed and I was, and

927
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:56,120
Speaker 1: we were about to do it on the couch, but

928
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:58,239
Speaker 1: I go, no, no, no, And I was just like,

929
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:02,840
Speaker 1: out of nowhere. I just go, I should probably go home,

930
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:06,600
Speaker 1: Like the kids are asleep and you're already back. Uh,

931
00:49:06,719 --> 00:49:10,319
Speaker 1: I just I feel weird staying up with the dad

932
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:13,520
Speaker 1: of the kids I babysitting for. And he was just

933
00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:16,120
Speaker 1: like and I was just like, I mean, my parents

934
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:18,920
Speaker 1: want me home soon, and you're already back and the

935
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:21,920
Speaker 1: kids are asleep, but should probably should probably the kid

936
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,560
Speaker 1: in this scenario, Yeah, you're the kid. I put the

937
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:28,680
Speaker 1: I put the baby to sleep, and we hear and

938
00:49:28,719 --> 00:49:30,919
Speaker 1: the kid just got up to use the party listen

939
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:33,600
Speaker 1: to rage against the machine in there, so white me

940
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:38,880
Speaker 1: Dad dad, um yeah then and it just took me

941
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:43,000
Speaker 1: right away. He was just like, I think you should

942
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:45,040
Speaker 1: hang out a little bit more like what time do

943
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:47,040
Speaker 1: your parents expect you home? And I was like, I

944
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:49,480
Speaker 1: didn't tell them. I mean they figure you'll be out late.

945
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:53,920
Speaker 1: And he's like, well, my wife is drunk passed out upstairs.

946
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:56,719
Speaker 1: It was just like became this whole thing. Wait, our

947
00:49:56,760 --> 00:50:01,960
Speaker 1: apartment became two stories. Yeah, we added we put on

948
00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:07,440
Speaker 1: an addition real quick. But it was hot. It was

949
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:11,120
Speaker 1: so fun. So then yeah, keep going. So then he's like, oh,

950
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:14,000
Speaker 1: let me take the babysit her back to the bedroom. Yeah,

951
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:15,680
Speaker 1: And then we were he was just like, you know,

952
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:17,560
Speaker 1: what do you do with your boyfriend? I was like,

953
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:21,560
Speaker 1: we haven't done anything, and like I he like, I

954
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:23,839
Speaker 1: don't even know what to do to him. And then

955
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:25,400
Speaker 1: it turned out that I was like in love with

956
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:29,560
Speaker 1: this guy and I and then he he started out

957
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:30,960
Speaker 1: being like, Oh, I'm gonna teach you what you could

958
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:32,160
Speaker 1: do to your boyfriend. I'm like, but I want to

959
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:34,400
Speaker 1: do it to you. I love you, and I like

960
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:37,080
Speaker 1: smell your clothes when the kids go to sleep. And

961
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:39,920
Speaker 1: I made it into this like teenage girls obsessed with

962
00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:44,000
Speaker 1: this hot dad. And and then I think his wife

963
00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:46,600
Speaker 1: is really hot, but like I don't want to be her,

964
00:50:46,719 --> 00:50:48,480
Speaker 1: and all these things like it's almost like hand that

965
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:51,799
Speaker 1: rocks the cradle. It was kind of creep the I

966
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:53,960
Speaker 1: didn't go that far, but I was like, you know,

967
00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:56,600
Speaker 1: she's so hot and like I could never be like

968
00:50:56,680 --> 00:51:00,239
Speaker 1: her and like and I'm like and then he was trying.

969
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:02,600
Speaker 1: And then it was interesting because I could see him

970
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:05,520
Speaker 1: turn into like this sleazy guy who went from being

971
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:08,040
Speaker 1: like I'm just gonna sunk this girl to like convincing

972
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:11,520
Speaker 1: me that he could love me. And it was just

973
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:14,480
Speaker 1: so fucked because he was like, honestly, I'm going to

974
00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:15,840
Speaker 1: leave my wife for you. It was just like all

975
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:18,160
Speaker 1: a dime. And I was like, really, you're gonna leave?

976
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:19,840
Speaker 1: He was like, yeah, I want to be with you.

977
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:21,640
Speaker 1: I love you. And I was just like this is

978
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:24,680
Speaker 1: so funny, like what like a girl would fall for.

979
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:26,239
Speaker 1: And then I just started playing in the dumb girl

980
00:51:26,239 --> 00:51:29,000
Speaker 1: and I was like really, but what about school? And

981
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:30,719
Speaker 1: he was like do you want to get pregnant? And

982
00:51:30,719 --> 00:51:33,120
Speaker 1: I'm like yeah, Like then we started doing this like

983
00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:35,840
Speaker 1: pregnancy talk. It was really hot. We've never done that before.

984
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 1: But it was in your room, which is the spare

985
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:42,040
Speaker 1: bedroom in your in your yeah, I guess it was

986
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 1: his bedroom, but his wife has passed out in the car.

987
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:47,719
Speaker 1: He left her the garage with the car on. Yeah

988
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:54,000
Speaker 1: I love you. Yeah Yeah there was murder. Yeah, we

989
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,040
Speaker 1: we we hit a lot of genres. Let me just

990
00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:59,000
Speaker 1: say I thought I heard something. All Right, we gotta

991
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:02,560
Speaker 1: let's go. Let's play weekly wild Card game. It's wild

992
00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:05,879
Speaker 1: Card Wednesday. That means we're just gonna play. Uh, we're

993
00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:07,800
Speaker 1: gonna do whatever segment we feel like doing. Today is

994
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:10,640
Speaker 1: a new game we call it's called the Best Friend Game,

995
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:12,640
Speaker 1: and I got it from Uncommon Goods, which is one

996
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:15,120
Speaker 1: of our sponsors that has a bunch of fun, wacky

997
00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:17,200
Speaker 1: gift ideas. I got this one immediately because I thought

998
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:18,640
Speaker 1: it'd be fun to play on the show to see

999
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:21,640
Speaker 1: who's the better friend. Noah, you're gonna ask the questions

1000
00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:22,960
Speaker 1: Andrew and I are going to write on our white

1001
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:26,480
Speaker 1: boards to see, uh who gets the answer? Right. I

1002
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:31,680
Speaker 1: guess that's how we're gonna play it. Yeah, Okay. Timothy

1003
00:52:31,719 --> 00:52:34,880
Speaker 1: shallowm and Zenda played this. They played a similar version

1004
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:37,240
Speaker 1: of this, but now where they're guessing the other person.

1005
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:41,440
Speaker 1: I think they just answered there's no blank cards involved.

1006
00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:46,240
Speaker 1: They're just talking. Okay. The first question, what's the dumbest

1007
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:50,480
Speaker 1: thing we've done together. The dumbest thing we've done together.

1008
00:52:52,120 --> 00:53:00,839
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Uh, that's tough. Dumbest thing. You guys

1009
00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:04,840
Speaker 1: travel all the time together. Anything at the airport. Andrew

1010
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:14,880
Speaker 1: used to walk Luigi back in the day. I got it. Okay, okay,

1011
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:22,880
Speaker 1: go for it, okay, right faster. M hm. He's left handed,

1012
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:25,719
Speaker 1: he writes, so weird. He just erases what he writes

1013
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:28,720
Speaker 1: as he writes. He writes, the pain of being a lefty.

1014
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:30,879
Speaker 1: I don't think this will be right, but I don't

1015
00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:35,360
Speaker 1: know them thing. This is dumbest, Like in every way,

1016
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:37,319
Speaker 1: we gave our I d s to Anya and Matt

1017
00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:39,640
Speaker 1: so they could fly on our in our place on

1018
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:46,000
Speaker 1: a plane. We literally committed federal as you say it

1019
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:50,839
Speaker 1: is allegedly we didn't do that. Well, it's weird because

1020
00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:53,239
Speaker 1: I wrote down to say no, I didn't I go

1021
00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:55,080
Speaker 1: when you left. I don't know if you remember this,

1022
00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:57,920
Speaker 1: when you left water on in your apartment and you

1023
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,840
Speaker 1: locked yourself out and I came and I had to

1024
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:03,719
Speaker 1: help you. But I guess that wasn't it together. That

1025
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:07,520
Speaker 1: was just you, but I was there. That was dumb ash, Yeah,

1026
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:11,719
Speaker 1: that was dumb as it was Luigi's fault, dude. All right,

1027
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:15,040
Speaker 1: next one, that's a good memory though I forgot about

1028
00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:17,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it was one of the worst times

1029
00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:20,719
Speaker 1: in my life. What subject was I best at in

1030
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:25,520
Speaker 1: high school? Oh? Um, so, Nikki, writes Andrews. And Andrews

1031
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:31,279
Speaker 1: writes Nicky's. Yeah, yeah, I think I know this one.

1032
00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:34,439
Speaker 1: I think I know Nikki's. You know what, I'm not getting.

1033
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:36,520
Speaker 1: It's gonna be hard because I don't think Andrew was like,

1034
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:39,680
Speaker 1: actually excelled at any of them, but this one is

1035
00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:44,719
Speaker 1: probably going to be his best. English English for you,

1036
00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:47,840
Speaker 1: English for you too? Really yeah. I mean like I

1037
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:51,080
Speaker 1: wasn't gonna say math or science for you. I would

1038
00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:56,600
Speaker 1: say history. Sports. Sports is not a subject, but history

1039
00:54:56,640 --> 00:54:59,280
Speaker 1: I was better at. But I'm good at memorizing things.

1040
00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:06,040
Speaker 1: Oh you are? Yeah, okay, God damn it, you're good. Okay.

1041
00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:11,400
Speaker 1: Next up, my house is burning down. What one item

1042
00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:19,359
Speaker 1: do I grab? Um? Okay, I got this. This one

1043
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:24,000
Speaker 1: is easy, I think, Yeah, Okay, it's tough. It's I

1044
00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:26,920
Speaker 1: wrote to this. You should know this one, alright ready

1045
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:30,839
Speaker 1: set woman, are a pillow? Okay, yeah, you're right, it's

1046
00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:34,319
Speaker 1: my pillow. It's a shitty little stain pillow. I would say,

1047
00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:38,359
Speaker 1: your most expensive golf club. Yes, that's a good answer. Okay, yes,

1048
00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:44,200
Speaker 1: very good answer. Alright, noah, Next, this is fun. I

1049
00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:48,400
Speaker 1: can play this all day. Well, I eat something past

1050
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:54,640
Speaker 1: it's expiration date, a day past it's expiration, a day past,

1051
00:55:55,120 --> 00:56:00,279
Speaker 1: a day past. Okay, I think I already. No, he

1052
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:03,320
Speaker 1: would not, I don't know a day. He would smell

1053
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:05,920
Speaker 1: it and go, do you think this is good? And

1054
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,520
Speaker 1: he would ask me, and then I would say yes,

1055
00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:15,960
Speaker 1: Because expiration dates are consumer they're lies. Lie to you everyone.

1056
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:17,960
Speaker 1: You can go way, you can blow way past it,

1057
00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:20,080
Speaker 1: smell it and taste it. It's not going to kill you.

1058
00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:24,279
Speaker 1: Stopping such a fucking pussy. I hate when so much

1059
00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:27,279
Speaker 1: food gets wasted because people are like the expiration date.

1060
00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:31,840
Speaker 1: Stop doing what Monsanto is telling you to do. Se

1061
00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:37,200
Speaker 1: you buy more. Come on, you're smarter than that. Okay,

1062
00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:40,080
Speaker 1: all right, let's let's make this one the last one.

1063
00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:45,720
Speaker 1: Oh okay, hold on, I don't like this question. Actually

1064
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:48,239
Speaker 1: it says who do we like to make fun of?

1065
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:51,439
Speaker 1: I think that's too me. Okay, what was the most

1066
00:56:51,480 --> 00:56:54,600
Speaker 1: fun we've ever had together? The most fun we've ever

1067
00:56:54,640 --> 00:57:03,319
Speaker 1: had together? Really? That quick? That's wild to me? Um

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00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:11,160
Speaker 1: m fuck. M hmm, God, think of just one. No,

1069
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:13,719
Speaker 1: We've had so many good times, so many, I mean,

1070
00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:17,680
Speaker 1: there's just too many that you can't even even one.

1071
00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:19,800
Speaker 1: You can't even think of one, every single one. A

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00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:24,920
Speaker 1: lot of my thoughts of good times are shows. Um,

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00:57:26,240 --> 00:57:29,160
Speaker 1: don't do shows, right, No, I'm not going to do shows.

1074
00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:32,560
Speaker 1: But um, we're traveling. I think I know you're gonna

1075
00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:34,040
Speaker 1: know that this one as soon as I say it,

1076
00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:39,200
Speaker 1: you're gonna go. Yeah, that was one of the best. Oh, um, dude, Okay,

1077
00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:52,840
Speaker 1: let me give you some hints. Um, trees, pathways, uh, boys, trees, fall,

1078
00:57:53,440 --> 00:58:00,280
Speaker 1: winter weather, changing seasons, pictures, taking a photo me in

1079
00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:07,800
Speaker 1: a tree when I acted like a bird. No, God,

1080
00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:10,280
Speaker 1: I think Nicky has to go to her parents house

1081
00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:12,000
Speaker 1: and I do have to go to my parents house

1082
00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:15,440
Speaker 1: to have some fun that they'll probably forget to know.

1083
00:58:15,640 --> 00:58:17,480
Speaker 1: I have had so much fun with you. Most of

1084
00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:21,600
Speaker 1: our fun, though, is like on the balcony together in

1085
00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:24,520
Speaker 1: New York. Was those are some really good times? All right?

1086
00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:27,200
Speaker 1: That's a good answer. Mine was being in Indiana writing

1087
00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:31,080
Speaker 1: around on lime scool, taking photo shoot in where you

1088
00:58:31,080 --> 00:58:33,880
Speaker 1: would take off your shirt and then get really scared

1089
00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:40,360
Speaker 1: because people and also let me just add anything involving

1090
00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:45,959
Speaker 1: edge that's very fun. Edge is always fun. Brings makes

1091
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:49,920
Speaker 1: me laugh a lot. Um, that has been fun. I

1092
00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:54,040
Speaker 1: think we've had some final answers. Yes, dancing has been fun.

1093
00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:56,439
Speaker 1: Oh and you know what anytime we do coffee, being

1094
00:58:56,440 --> 00:59:00,280
Speaker 1: in a coffee, coffee, being in tea leaves. Yeah. Our

1095
00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:03,680
Speaker 1: live Instagram show that is on Nikki Glazer Pod. We

1096
00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:06,720
Speaker 1: haven't done in a while because we've been doing. Yeah,

1097
00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:10,560
Speaker 1: that was that's really fun. All right, Uh, no, final answer,

1098
00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:15,080
Speaker 1: Let's do one more. Okay, what was my favorite clothing

1099
00:59:15,160 --> 00:59:20,160
Speaker 1: brand in middle school? Clothing brand in middle school? Um,

1100
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:23,080
Speaker 1: he doesn't know any women's clothing brands, but I'm gonna

1101
00:59:23,120 --> 00:59:30,120
Speaker 1: say Andrew liked those shirts that were like absolute absolute

1102
00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:36,160
Speaker 1: key absolute, like or like any of those Like No,

1103
00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:39,120
Speaker 1: I did like like I had like a couple no

1104
00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:43,840
Speaker 1: fear shirt. Yeah, no fear, no fear like Guy Harvey shirts.

1105
00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:47,480
Speaker 1: That's a Florida thing. Um yeah, yeah, I went through

1106
00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:50,280
Speaker 1: some different phases, but yeah, those are definitely anything. The

1107
00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:53,240
Speaker 1: coolest guy in school was wearing ad a Michael Jordan's jersey.

1108
00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:55,560
Speaker 1: I had a couple of jerseys. Did you have starter jackets?

1109
00:59:55,560 --> 00:59:57,280
Speaker 1: I guess it never got cold enough in Florida, it

1110
00:59:57,320 --> 00:59:59,520
Speaker 1: didn't get called but jerseys were kind of big. Yeah

1111
00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:03,960
Speaker 1: in middle school for we didn't have it yet, And

1112
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,400
Speaker 1: I probably wouldn't have gone there because the dressing rooms

1113
01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:08,840
Speaker 1: were like you had to change in front of other girls,

1114
01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:12,600
Speaker 1: and I was scared to show my titties. Yeah, dude

1115
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:15,280
Speaker 1: that they were like they're all their dressing rooms. They're

1116
01:00:15,320 --> 01:00:18,640
Speaker 1: like European. But I guess it's like California, but like

1117
01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:21,240
Speaker 1: there's no rooms. You just change in a big room,

1118
01:00:21,240 --> 01:00:24,479
Speaker 1: which I find so much better now. I hate little

1119
01:00:24,560 --> 01:00:26,600
Speaker 1: dressing rooms. Or you're like, I have to open up

1120
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:32,120
Speaker 1: this little saloon door. I said, I don't know if

1121
01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:36,960
Speaker 1: we got besties right in and say, if you remember

1122
01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:41,640
Speaker 1: back in the early every stranger, but yeah, at a

1123
01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:43,760
Speaker 1: Hollister it was like you go into the dressing room.

1124
01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:45,880
Speaker 1: And by the way, when I went to Paris, France,

1125
01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:50,360
Speaker 1: you would walk around into stores and there's no everyone

1126
01:00:50,440 --> 01:00:52,280
Speaker 1: just gets naked right there in the aisle, and I

1127
01:00:52,320 --> 01:00:54,640
Speaker 1: fucking love it. I always do that in stores now,

1128
01:00:54,680 --> 01:00:57,360
Speaker 1: like if I'm wearing a bra that could work as

1129
01:00:57,400 --> 01:01:00,200
Speaker 1: a top somewhere else, Like I just like change. I'm

1130
01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:02,040
Speaker 1: like I don't care. It looks like a swimsuit. Like

1131
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:03,560
Speaker 1: if a guy sees me, I don't want to go

1132
01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:07,280
Speaker 1: get a number, walk into this fucking room. Locked the

1133
01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:10,200
Speaker 1: door that doesn't lock. Have people keep going, oh, I'm sorry,

1134
01:01:10,360 --> 01:01:12,760
Speaker 1: it didn't mean to and like take a number. It's

1135
01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:14,520
Speaker 1: just like a whole thing. I just think, like the

1136
01:01:14,520 --> 01:01:17,840
Speaker 1: whole hollis dear thing though it's like made for younger girls,

1137
01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:19,880
Speaker 1: and then there's guy. I don't know, I just thought that.

1138
01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:22,680
Speaker 1: I guess I got the girls and guys. Yeah, no,

1139
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:24,760
Speaker 1: I know that, but I just like it just seems

1140
01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:27,280
Speaker 1: like a locker room, you know, like you expect girls

1141
01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:29,760
Speaker 1: to do that in locker rooms. High school, where did

1142
01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:35,280
Speaker 1: you shop at? Noah, it was the coolest brand. I

1143
01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:38,200
Speaker 1: wore a lot of gas limited to was that was

1144
01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:46,160
Speaker 1: the best old Navy UMLA American Eagle ever. Probably didn't

1145
01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:51,000
Speaker 1: come in for me until high school. I guess I'm

1146
01:01:49,120 --> 01:01:56,520
Speaker 1: showing I grew up in Brooklyn. Yeah that's different. Wow. Yeah,

1147
01:01:56,960 --> 01:01:59,240
Speaker 1: Oh I liked the shirts that were like we had

1148
01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:03,040
Speaker 1: a friend go into Spencers and get something funny. Oh yeah,

1149
01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:09,080
Speaker 1: like pasta that mickey. Oh yeah, my friend Halla wore

1150
01:02:09,080 --> 01:02:12,280
Speaker 1: a shirt in sixth grade that we we bullied her

1151
01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:17,200
Speaker 1: for so bad and it just said whatever, dot dot dot,

1152
01:02:17,520 --> 01:02:22,120
Speaker 1: and we were always like, hey, Halla, whatever, and we're

1153
01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:25,240
Speaker 1: just like, is that your motto? Halla? We towards her

1154
01:02:25,320 --> 01:02:26,760
Speaker 1: her for and I would love to get her on

1155
01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:33,360
Speaker 1: this show to h it's just like whatever, just having

1156
01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:35,760
Speaker 1: a cool too, towards life. Even though we were like

1157
01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:38,720
Speaker 1: six graders that like cared so much about what people

1158
01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:42,240
Speaker 1: thought of us. She was just like, I don't know whatever.

1159
01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:44,680
Speaker 1: It made me left so hard that I just why

1160
01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:46,520
Speaker 1: you made fun of it so much back then, because

1161
01:02:46,520 --> 01:02:48,680
Speaker 1: you were so worried about what people thought. Yeah, that

1162
01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:50,600
Speaker 1: was that's why we made fun of it. Was like,

1163
01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:53,680
Speaker 1: this is not how any of us feel. Ever, we

1164
01:02:53,680 --> 01:02:56,080
Speaker 1: were self aware enough to know that this is ridiculous

1165
01:02:56,080 --> 01:03:01,360
Speaker 1: to pretend like Rastafarian, like Jamaica whatever, or like good

1166
01:03:01,400 --> 01:03:05,960
Speaker 1: life shirts, good life dude, or red dog. You're a

1167
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:11,760
Speaker 1: red dog? No, uh no, fear was great Big dogs,

1168
01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:15,240
Speaker 1: Big dogs stay on the porch, while the little dogs

1169
01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:18,800
Speaker 1: wrote await no big Johnson. I don't remember that one.

1170
01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:21,440
Speaker 1: Is that Big Johnson was alluding to the penis and

1171
01:03:21,880 --> 01:03:24,560
Speaker 1: no parents cared then? Oh yeah, back in my day,

1172
01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:28,439
Speaker 1: you could wear shirt a young dig on it man,

1173
01:03:28,480 --> 01:03:31,200
Speaker 1: and you lived in Florida where Disney was right around

1174
01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:36,040
Speaker 1: a corner. Things of change. We got to save our energy.

1175
01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:37,960
Speaker 1: Form the live show tonight. Can't wait to see you

1176
01:03:37,960 --> 01:03:40,240
Speaker 1: guys out there. Uh we will be here for a

1177
01:03:40,280 --> 01:03:42,760
Speaker 1: show tomorrow. Life from St. Louis with Noah, She'll still

1178
01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:45,600
Speaker 1: be here and uh so, don't be cut out there

1179
01:03:45,760 --> 01:03:48,920
Speaker 1: and Jees