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Speaker 1: Well, I invited you here. I thought I made myself

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Speaker 1: Guest to my home. You gotta come to me empty,

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Speaker 1: And I said, no, guests, your presences presents enough. I

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Speaker 2: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Bridger Wineger. We're

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Speaker 2: in the backyard. I'm here to protect you. You're safe now.

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Speaker 2: The sterious clicking in my car ended up being a

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Speaker 2: not going to get the car looked at, so that

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Speaker 2: solved itself. Let's get into the podcast. I adore today's guest.

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Speaker 2: It's Michael Uri. Michael, Hello, welcome guy gift. What a pleasure,

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Speaker 2: What an absolute pleasure.

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Speaker 3: What about the mystery sounds in a car? Oh, very strange.

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Speaker 2: It was at least two weeks of clicking. Oh, and

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Speaker 2: I just wasn't going to look into it.

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Speaker 3: And it was a leaf all the time.

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Speaker 2: It just kind of holding on and clicking, clicking, clicking.

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Speaker 3: Gosh, you must have survived a couple of rains.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it was like a. It was very brittle

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Speaker 2: by the time I got to it. Wow, But it's

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Speaker 2: a story of survival.

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Speaker 3: Ultimately, probably dried out and then got wet again and

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Speaker 2: Out, kept thinking of it was going to have a

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Speaker 3: I've got currently a hangar on one of the hooks

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Speaker 2: For you to go there first, to think that someone's

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Speaker 2: Big plastic yeah, because there are the thin plastic that

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Speaker 2: I almost constantly snap taking them out of things.

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Speaker 3: And I get so angry when one of those things snapped.

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Speaker 2: Although that's snapping. If you did it on purpose, would

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Speaker 3: And I don't need another hook. I've got plenty of hooks,

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Speaker 2: Now, you told me you almost ran over my neighbor's

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Speaker 3: and animal control, I guess, and told that, and they

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Speaker 2: What's his name, Dawson. Oh, I'm not familiar with this cat.

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Speaker 2: Who knew? The last time I saw Titanic was in

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Speaker 3: In fact, we've gone to see remasters in the theater. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's terrific. It's so great. Majestical. Majestical.

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Speaker 2: Majestical is the word. We're not stopping to question majestical.

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Speaker 3: It's there is a lot of puppet, but there's also

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Speaker 3: Yeah, not just the Titanic. There's a few places in

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Speaker 2: Oh I remember that moment. Yeah, the person that hits

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Speaker 2: Real, right, And the thing I have seen from that

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Speaker 3: After she drops it, so the whole movie, they're like,

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Speaker 3: out she's had it all along, okay, and now that

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Speaker 3: It's definitely in there.

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Speaker 2: I wonder if there's some other part of what I'm

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Speaker 3: Oh maybe, well there is like a whole I think

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Speaker 2: That's a very James Cameron of being in a submarine.

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Speaker 2: He loves to get in one gets below the ocean.

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Speaker 3: That's like nineteen, that's like two thousand.

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Speaker 3: Eleven, So who was famous pre nine eleven. I'm going

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Speaker 4: No, that's that's where you're far off. But it's going

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Speaker 4: his name, his name is Eli Swanson and he actually

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Speaker 3: So many, so many stories like that.

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Speaker 3: Do you think a doctor turned I mean an actor

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Speaker 2: I think incredible? Right? Yeah, I feel like a recent

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Speaker 2: Please, oh wait, that you can recommend.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I've gone two times now today, two times today.

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Speaker 3: Well, right, I've only had a doctor in New York

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Speaker 3: Strep throat, That's what I thought. I thought it was

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Speaker 3: This is where it gets gross. It was not strep throat.

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Speaker 3: If I bite myself immediately I will definitely get definitely

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Speaker 2: Then. See, this is the thing about urgent care doctors.

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Speaker 2: They will give you whatever they're going to lead to

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Speaker 2: when there's like this super bacteria that we can't destroy,

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Speaker 3: Whereas your real doctor, your normal doctor will be like

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Speaker 2: They think you're going to die at home and you're

438
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,479
Speaker 2: the problem for them is solved. Yeah, but what they

439
00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:45,800
Speaker 2: don't know is they're creating like a cult mutants.

440
00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:47,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm going to go back to doctor, this

441
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,680
Speaker 3: doctor every time I'm sick in Los Angeles because I

442
00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:52,679
Speaker 3: know he'll give me. And he's really sweet back to

443
00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:53,400
Speaker 3: bedside manner.

444
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:56,280
Speaker 2: He's really neet. Yeah, he was nice. I can't believe.

445
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:58,800
Speaker 2: I mean, imagine if you could have given and this

446
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:02,320
Speaker 2: will get beeped strap throat, that would have been a

447
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:04,800
Speaker 2: career high for you. Yeah.

448
00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:06,040
Speaker 3: But what if you kill him? I mean this is

449
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:09,280
Speaker 3: the other thing, like like legendary, right, what if I

450
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:13,880
Speaker 3: kill legendary household name with my strep throat? And if

451
00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:15,880
Speaker 3: he's like, you know, like he's just one strip thrown

452
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:19,280
Speaker 3: away from death. I also, like I work with Harrison

453
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,240
Speaker 3: Ford on this show Shrinking.

454
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:23,560
Speaker 2: You could have killed so many.

455
00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:26,639
Speaker 3: I don't think anything he's gonna kill Harrison Ford. But

456
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:31,080
Speaker 3: he's been in has in literal plane crashes. I mean

457
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:33,760
Speaker 3: I think I hear him crashing right now, crash.

458
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:37,760
Speaker 2: In my backyard. Harrison. Welcome to the podcast. You finally

459
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:38,640
Speaker 2: answer our call.

460
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Speaker 3: But my first job, I remember my first job. I

461
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:45,560
Speaker 3: think it was my first or second job during the pandemic.

462
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:48,119
Speaker 3: But four things were happening when they were doing jobs,

463
00:21:48,119 --> 00:21:49,760
Speaker 3: and everybody was like in hazmat.

464
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:52,360
Speaker 2: Suits, very weird sets at that weird time.

465
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:53,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, really weird, very.

466
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Speaker 2: Like that that moment in ET when the Peter Coyote, Yes, yes, okay, continue,

467
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:02,320
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.

468
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:05,320
Speaker 3: Peter Coyote the first That's such a good movie.

469
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:06,640
Speaker 2: Oh it's a great movie.

470
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:12,160
Speaker 3: My god, Peter Coyote is the only man whose face,

471
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Speaker 3: adult man whose face you see in that whole movie.

472
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:20,520
Speaker 2: Or camp are Jo's Muppet Babies, or you.

473
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:23,000
Speaker 3: Don't see an adult man until that point. It might

474
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:25,320
Speaker 3: read that it must be that, it might be that.

475
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:28,720
Speaker 3: But there is a cut scene from ET with Harrison

476
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Speaker 3: Ford as his principle. I think he's the principal at

477
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Speaker 3: Elliott School.

478
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:35,840
Speaker 2: How did they get rid of that? They cut it?

479
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:37,960
Speaker 3: I think because they decided they didn't want to see

480
00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:40,440
Speaker 3: any people, any man, any adult men.

481
00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:43,720
Speaker 2: Harrison Ford didn't want to get typecast as in educated

482
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:48,560
Speaker 2: right right right after of course, mister Indiana, after Doctor

483
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:50,080
Speaker 2: Jones and Doctor Jones.

484
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:53,280
Speaker 3: But the second job I had when we were I

485
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:55,000
Speaker 3: think it was the first second job I had during

486
00:22:55,080 --> 00:23:01,120
Speaker 3: COVID super Lockdown still you know, only outdoor restaurants things

487
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:05,840
Speaker 3: like that, was this competition reality show that I hosted

488
00:23:06,359 --> 00:23:07,040
Speaker 3: called Clipped.

489
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:10,000
Speaker 2: I'm sure you saw it. I was watching Before You

490
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:10,880
Speaker 2: Got here.

491
00:23:11,119 --> 00:23:14,560
Speaker 3: About it was basically top Chef for the British Bakeoff,

492
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:19,000
Speaker 3: but with topiary artists. Oh, I actually loved this idea. Okay,

493
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:22,080
Speaker 3: this is great. And the head judge was Martha Stewart.

494
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:26,360
Speaker 3: Oh so so here I am on the set with

495
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:30,720
Speaker 3: Martha Stewart during but long before the vaccine and during

496
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:33,800
Speaker 3: super COVID times, and I was like, what if I

497
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:35,480
Speaker 3: And I was fine, I never got COVID and I

498
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:38,720
Speaker 3: was very careful. I wasn't going anywhere. And I was like,

499
00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:42,120
Speaker 3: what if I killed Martha Stewart? What if I give

500
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:43,919
Speaker 3: Martha Stewart COVID and she dies from it?

501
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,160
Speaker 2: And she's demanding a kiss from everyone on set.

502
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:49,680
Speaker 3: Because everyone do you want to hear funny Martha Stewart? Anecdotically,

503
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:52,159
Speaker 3: I mean, no, let's move on. I want nothing to

504
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:56,600
Speaker 3: do with Martha Stewart. She I have two I really

505
00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:57,080
Speaker 3: like her.

506
00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:59,439
Speaker 2: I mean I got a god are you kidding? And

507
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,200
Speaker 2: she was cool. I got a real kick out of her.

508
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:06,080
Speaker 3: So so we had never met, but she well, we

509
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:07,960
Speaker 3: sort of met, but she would never have remembered. But

510
00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:11,440
Speaker 3: she had been on an episode of Ugly Betty, which

511
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:14,879
Speaker 3: I was on and she filmed it. It was a

512
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:18,639
Speaker 3: phone call. It was basically my so. I played Vanessa

513
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:21,159
Speaker 3: Williams assistant, and Vanessa Williams, her character was sort of

514
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:23,959
Speaker 3: like Anna win Tour, and so she knew everybody, and

515
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:26,720
Speaker 3: so she was like, I need I need a recipe.

516
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:29,159
Speaker 3: I'll call Martha Stewart and she calls. She just like

517
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:31,320
Speaker 3: picks up the phone and calls Martha Stewart and they

518
00:24:31,359 --> 00:24:35,040
Speaker 3: shot Martha on her now defunct talk show. They just

519
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:37,320
Speaker 3: went and shot her there and she's literally on the

520
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:39,040
Speaker 3: set of her talk show and she answers the phone

521
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:42,000
Speaker 3: and it's so stupid, but I mean, it must have

522
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:47,280
Speaker 3: taken her six minutes. So I wasn't going to bring

523
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,320
Speaker 3: that up as something that you know, I wasn't gonna

524
00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:51,639
Speaker 3: bring I was I was going to make small you know,

525
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:53,879
Speaker 3: if small talk came up, I wasn't going to be like,

526
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:57,199
Speaker 3: remember Ugly Badnie, because I was sure she wouldn't.

527
00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:59,000
Speaker 2: To have to insist that she remembers, No.

528
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:02,760
Speaker 3: You remember Martha. But so we're sitting during some downtime

529
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:06,120
Speaker 3: and she asked me about myself very kindly. She's like, so,

530
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:07,960
Speaker 3: what shows have you been on? And I was like well,

531
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,119
Speaker 3: I was on this show Ugly Betty, and I thought, well,

532
00:25:10,119 --> 00:25:12,080
Speaker 3: maybe I'll mention it now. I was on this show

533
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:14,199
Speaker 3: Ugly Betty. And before I can, she goes, oh, I

534
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:16,680
Speaker 3: was on Ugly Betty. I still get checks.

535
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:23,080
Speaker 2: Martha is aware of her residual checks. That's can you

536
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:25,080
Speaker 2: believe that? That's incredible, Martha?

537
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:29,639
Speaker 3: And this is like this one episode of Ugly Betty

538
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:32,760
Speaker 3: is not I mean, you're going to get some residual checks,

539
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:33,080
Speaker 3: but like.

540
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:35,800
Speaker 2: At this point she's probably getting like fifty dollars a

541
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:36,560
Speaker 2: year or something.

542
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:42,280
Speaker 3: Maybe, yeah, like maybe, And and she knows, Wow, can

543
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:45,880
Speaker 3: you imagine how many checks Martha Stewart must get endless

544
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:48,800
Speaker 3: she opens them all she knew.

545
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:52,160
Speaker 2: Wow, unless things have really dried up, she's counting on them.

546
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:55,920
Speaker 3: She was shooting three shows at once during the pandemic.

547
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:58,080
Speaker 3: Like I don't think you know she was literally shooting

548
00:25:58,200 --> 00:25:59,960
Speaker 3: two shows at the same time while we were doing

549
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:05,239
Speaker 3: September of twenty twenty. That is remarkable crazy. And then

550
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:07,600
Speaker 3: the other one was the first day of shooting. We

551
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:10,440
Speaker 3: were shooting in Terrytown, New York. Do you know where

552
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:13,240
Speaker 3: that is? It's sort of like just just below Westchester

553
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:14,920
Speaker 3: forty five minutes outside the city.

554
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:18,119
Speaker 2: Okay, great, I'm sure super charming.

555
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:20,280
Speaker 3: At this big, beautiful castle we were shooting, you know,

556
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:22,359
Speaker 3: on the grounds. Everything was outside, you know, very covid.

557
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:25,240
Speaker 3: But after lunch on the first day, I had lunch

558
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:26,359
Speaker 3: in my trailer or whatever.

559
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:28,439
Speaker 2: I said. She didn't have a trailer.

560
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:30,040
Speaker 3: She had there was like a house on the property

561
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:32,679
Speaker 3: that was her trailer and she had a driver, and

562
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:37,240
Speaker 3: you know, after lunch, I said, what you do for lunch?

563
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,280
Speaker 3: And she said, oh, we took a drive and we

564
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:43,360
Speaker 3: went and looked at Sing Sing, which is a prison enough,

565
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:45,200
Speaker 3: that's right over there.

566
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:47,720
Speaker 2: What an interesting thing I said to be doing?

567
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:54,760
Speaker 3: Is that what ex cons do? They go and look

568
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:56,560
Speaker 3: at the prisons.

569
00:26:56,640 --> 00:27:00,760
Speaker 2: It's kind of like looking at houses, you know, just like, oh,

570
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:04,439
Speaker 2: you're a home owner, right, I want to look curiosity.

571
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:06,800
Speaker 3: If you're at a bookstore and you see a book

572
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:08,000
Speaker 3: you own, you pick it up.

573
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,719
Speaker 2: For some reason, you're now an enthusiast.

574
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:11,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do that. And if I'm at a bookstore and

575
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:13,399
Speaker 3: I see book I own, I think, oh, look at this,

576
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:16,199
Speaker 3: I own this. It's the same book at home, but

577
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:17,560
Speaker 3: I have to look at it.

578
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:22,840
Speaker 2: Wow, where does life? I mean, truly, God bless the

579
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:25,880
Speaker 2: prison every element. I'm like, this one is incredible.

580
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,880
Speaker 3: And now she's eighty and never been hotter. Oh she

581
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:31,480
Speaker 3: looks at wine with snooped.

582
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:35,080
Speaker 2: All the way she's taken control of her life post

583
00:27:35,119 --> 00:27:39,600
Speaker 2: prison has been just so remarkable. Yeah. Wow, to go

584
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:42,120
Speaker 2: look at sing sing and what is that you drive

585
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,159
Speaker 2: up to like a chain link fence and watch the

586
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:47,640
Speaker 2: prisoners work out? I guess yeah, yeah, you're like, that's

587
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:48,320
Speaker 2: a high wall.

588
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:50,040
Speaker 3: I don't know, what do you what do you?

589
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,160
Speaker 2: What do you look at her snipers and their towers?

590
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:55,800
Speaker 2: I don't know. Wow. And that's what she did for lunch,

591
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:58,359
Speaker 2: That's what she did for the Martha Stewart diet. Let's

592
00:27:58,359 --> 00:28:01,879
Speaker 2: go for a dry you go look at prison. Wow.

593
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 2: Those are both incredible stories. Martha Stewart, Martha Stewart stories

594
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:10,800
Speaker 2: all day. Martha Stewart days were pretty pretty great. Was

595
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:13,720
Speaker 2: your family of Martha Stewart family? No?

596
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:17,760
Speaker 3: No, I didn't discover Martha until I mean, you know,

597
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:20,960
Speaker 3: like my first real memory of Martha was probably when

598
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:23,240
Speaker 3: she was on Ugly Betty, and you know, she was

599
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:26,199
Speaker 3: pretty big at that time. I can't remember when she

600
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:28,280
Speaker 3: went to prison, if that was before or after but

601
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 3: I've always been famous. And you remember she her own Apprentice, of.

602
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:38,240
Speaker 2: Course, I mean and now, look, we got the worst

603
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:40,720
Speaker 2: possible host of the Apprentice's president. What if we had

604
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:41,680
Speaker 2: gotten Martha Stewart?

605
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 3: Can you imagine a different story? We would look terrific,

606
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:49,480
Speaker 3: This country would look terrist sparkling. There's a great clip

607
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:52,480
Speaker 3: that I've seen, like on TikTok or whatever, when Joan

608
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:57,880
Speaker 3: Rivers was on Martha Stewart's show and it's this hilarious

609
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:02,280
Speaker 3: I can't remember, I mean, but trip, but basically, Jon's

610
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 3: doing a bit and she's like, somebody sent me a gift.

611
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:10,480
Speaker 3: It was Trump's steaks, and Martha immediately goes disgusting or

612
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 3: something like that, and Jones said, I know I can't

613
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:18,040
Speaker 3: eat Trump. Jon's bit was about how she thought trump

614
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:19,200
Speaker 3: steaks were made of Trump.

615
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:21,920
Speaker 2: It's so clever. I love god.

616
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:22,640
Speaker 3: She was funny.

617
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:25,480
Speaker 2: What's incredible? Wait? Was she on the original Martha Stewart?

618
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:26,160
Speaker 2: What were they doing?

619
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:30,080
Speaker 3: I don't know, cooking. It was Martha Stewart's talk show.

620
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:32,360
Speaker 2: Okay, the talk show. I went to the talk show

621
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:35,280
Speaker 2: you did when I was interning at Letterman. I think

622
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:37,479
Speaker 2: that's right. My mom came and visited, and we went

623
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 2: and saw Martha Stewart live. I think that's right. Wow,

624
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:43,640
Speaker 2: went and waited in line and then went in or

625
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:46,800
Speaker 2: that's just a fantasy that I always wanted to happen.

626
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:48,880
Speaker 3: That seems like it really happened. So she shot that

627
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:50,400
Speaker 3: in New York. Yeah, yeah, that makes sense.

628
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:51,040
Speaker 2: Yeah.

629
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:54,680
Speaker 3: What was Letterman like? I loved?

630
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:57,640
Speaker 2: I mean, I adore, I'm obsessed with David Letterman to

631
00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:59,520
Speaker 2: this day. It was a dream and it was also

632
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:02,520
Speaker 2: a complete nightmare. Yeah, being an intern there was like

633
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:06,840
Speaker 2: being hazed by a frat every single day. Oh wow.

634
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,200
Speaker 2: I worked in There's writer's department, and there was some

635
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:12,080
Speaker 2: real negative qualities to it. I mean, the atmosphere of

636
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:15,240
Speaker 2: that show was so bad. I mean I have to

637
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 2: imagine Dave would at this point be like, oh yeah,

638
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:20,080
Speaker 2: it was not a healthy work environment. But I got

639
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 2: to be on the show. I like the whole thing.

640
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:26,040
Speaker 2: I got to play Alan Calter's son. Oh wow, can

641
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:29,920
Speaker 2: you imagine Rip, one of my favorite announcers ever. He

642
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,040
Speaker 2: died a last year, a couple of years ago.

643
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 3: He was the guy. He was great. You kind of

644
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:35,640
Speaker 3: look like look.

645
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:37,840
Speaker 2: Like he has red hair. He had red hair. My god,

646
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:39,640
Speaker 2: and he had a lot of bits on the show.

647
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 3: He was hilarious.

648
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:43,840
Speaker 2: He was so funny. He was really funny. Man. He

649
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:46,440
Speaker 2: was old. Yeah, he was probably well, I think he

650
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:49,360
Speaker 2: was probably when he died, maybe in his late seventies

651
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:52,040
Speaker 2: or eighties or not that. But yeah, I got to

652
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:55,800
Speaker 2: play his son twice on the show. I looked into

653
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:57,840
Speaker 2: Dave's eyes during one of those bits and I felt

654
00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:00,920
Speaker 2: like my entire insides turned to ashes. I was so scared,

655
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:05,920
Speaker 2: just terrified. But that part of the experience was wonderful. Wow.

656
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:09,400
Speaker 2: Every other element was hell. I was eating crackers for lunch,

657
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,800
Speaker 2: I had no money. It's just awful.

658
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 3: But the office is there in the at Sullivan Theater.

659
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:18,680
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, wow, I mean but thank god. I mean that.

660
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:20,880
Speaker 2: I don't think I would be sitting here right now

661
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:22,360
Speaker 2: if I didn't do that. Yeah.

662
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:25,320
Speaker 3: So Ryan was on my partner. Ryan was did a

663
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:26,320
Speaker 3: bit on Letterman once.

664
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:27,320
Speaker 2: What what did he do?

665
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 3: It was so cool that he called. He was he

666
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:35,080
Speaker 3: was like, my corson agents just called and I'm supposed

667
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:36,800
Speaker 3: to go over to Letterman to do a bit. And

668
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,360
Speaker 3: there was no audition. He just like got picked right right,

669
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:41,880
Speaker 3: And I was like, what are he was so nonchalant

670
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:44,160
Speaker 3: about it. I was like, and I was a big fan.

671
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:47,600
Speaker 3: I watched Letterman on when I was in college and

672
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:50,520
Speaker 3: I had my little TV VCR combo. I would watch

673
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:54,120
Speaker 3: Letterman every night. And I was like, this is the

674
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 3: coolest thing you've ever done. You're doing a bit with Letterman.

675
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:59,040
Speaker 3: Tell me everything. And he was like, I don't know.

676
00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:02,240
Speaker 3: It's like I'm to be like I'm gonna be in

677
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:04,600
Speaker 3: a suit and I'm like a young executive and I

678
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:07,160
Speaker 3: just walk out in the middle of his monologue and

679
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 3: I put a name tag on him and then I

680
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:13,560
Speaker 3: say he goes. He says what's this for? And I say,

681
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:18,440
Speaker 3: couldn't hurt my help? And then I walk off. And

682
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:22,160
Speaker 3: I was like, that is a classic Letterman bit. It's

683
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 3: so good, you say. He said, I'm from the network,

684
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:28,920
Speaker 3: and I was like, that's and he's like, is it funny?

685
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:29,560
Speaker 2: Okay? Cool?

686
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 3: I was like, you don't understand. It's so funny. It's

687
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:33,440
Speaker 3: so good. You're gonna be It's gonna be.

688
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 2: It's gonna kill those interruptions I lived.

689
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:38,520
Speaker 3: For, Oh God. And he didn't. He had no idea.

690
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:40,040
Speaker 3: He never watched let him and he'd never seen it.

691
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:42,120
Speaker 2: Wow of course, this is not how it always is.

692
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:44,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he was like he was like I didn't

693
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:48,120
Speaker 3: even gaze eyes on him until I was on TV

694
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:50,800
Speaker 3: in front of him. Oh, Like they just said, no.

695
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:53,320
Speaker 2: I would need a lot of prep before that happened.

696
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:55,360
Speaker 3: I think if it had been me, I would have

697
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:58,000
Speaker 3: I also, I would have been so nervous and so anxious.

698
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,880
Speaker 3: But because he didn't really have any right, he just

699
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:03,880
Speaker 3: went and did it. It's on his reel and he

700
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:05,880
Speaker 3: like takes the name tag off and he smacks it

701
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:10,400
Speaker 3: on his chest and like Letterman's like old and frail.

702
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:13,360
Speaker 3: Even then he was like old and frail. And Ryan said,

703
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:14,720
Speaker 3: when I smacked him in his chest, I thought I

704
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:15,480
Speaker 3: was gonna break him.

705
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:18,320
Speaker 2: He kills him on stage. You two are out for

706
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:21,840
Speaker 2: our older celebrities. You're both trying to kill all of

707
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 2: the food. Wow. Well, I mean speaking of putting people

708
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:30,440
Speaker 2: in danger and kind of just being a nuisance in general.

709
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:32,720
Speaker 2: I was really excited to have you here today, Michael.

710
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:35,960
Speaker 2: I thought you, I adore Michael, will have a lovely time.

711
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:38,800
Speaker 2: We'll record something, who knows what it is, but it'll

712
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:42,680
Speaker 2: be nice, and then he'll leave. So I was a

713
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:47,800
Speaker 2: little surprised I would say I was borderline upset when

714
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:50,920
Speaker 2: you nearly ran over my neighbor's dogs and then showed

715
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:57,719
Speaker 2: up late holding what's obviously a gift. Oh yeah, the podcast.

716
00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 2: I mean, what's the title of the postodcast, Michael, I

717
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:01,520
Speaker 2: want to hear you say it.

718
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:03,720
Speaker 3: You said no gifts.

719
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:08,120
Speaker 2: I said no gifts, right, right, So I'm wondering there's

720
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:11,560
Speaker 2: this little pink box sitting here on the table. Gorgeous.

721
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:13,279
Speaker 2: There's no denying that.

722
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:22,040
Speaker 3: Sorry, I misunderstood, Okay, it was an ignorance. That's my

723
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:24,880
Speaker 3: that's totally my beast black of education. You know what,

724
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:27,600
Speaker 3: why didn't I just take it with me? I'll return

725
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:31,440
Speaker 3: it to whence it came unless you want to just

726
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:33,400
Speaker 3: see what it is, if you'd like to open it.

727
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:34,600
Speaker 3: I mean it is very inviting.

728
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:37,440
Speaker 2: I mean it is. There's a temptation here for me.

729
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:41,040
Speaker 2: Maybe if you don't mind, I'll open it here on.

730
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:43,880
Speaker 3: The podcast open and I think you should open it.

731
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 2: Okay, we're both doing something a little tacky here.

732
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:49,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I mean I chose hot pink for the box, so,

733
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:51,600
Speaker 3: like I was, I was like from the.

734
00:34:51,480 --> 00:35:00,040
Speaker 2: Beginning, stunning. Oh it's a lovely color, blinding pink I

735
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:01,560
Speaker 2: wonder how I even opened this. It's kind of like

736
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:05,239
Speaker 2: a trick. Yeah, because you pulled that. Yeah. Oh and

737
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:06,400
Speaker 2: then it kind of drops and.

738
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:10,799
Speaker 3: Oh yeah is that the.

739
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:14,239
Speaker 2: Top the top? It was opened in a way that

740
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:15,560
Speaker 2: is deeply confusing.

741
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:16,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is weird.

742
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:19,960
Speaker 2: Now got some kind of easter grass? Yeah yeah, pull

743
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 2: it out? And then is there something in the eastern.

744
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:25,240
Speaker 3: It must be in there, Yeah, it must be unless

745
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:28,320
Speaker 3: it ate it.

746
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:34,480
Speaker 2: There's a measuring tape in here, that's right. To find

747
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:37,719
Speaker 2: this in this beautiful box is absolutely ideal. This was

748
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:42,239
Speaker 2: the perfect box for this idea measuring tape. Okay, why

749
00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:44,480
Speaker 2: did you bring this? And this is actually very handy

750
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:46,480
Speaker 2: for me. Okay, I'm constantly measuring.

751
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:49,719
Speaker 3: I know this about you because I'm a fan of

752
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 3: the podcast. I know that you lost all of your

753
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:58,520
Speaker 3: measuring tapes, threw them all out, you got rid of them.

754
00:35:58,560 --> 00:35:59,239
Speaker 3: You said no more.

755
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:01,520
Speaker 2: I couldn't have him in my home anymore.

756
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:06,640
Speaker 3: And I heard the the Paul Rubins episode, Oh sure,

757
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 3: which is which is rip tragic, but I will say

758
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:14,200
Speaker 3: it's one of the best episodes of a podcast I've

759
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:14,880
Speaker 3: ever listened to.

760
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:14,960
Speaker 1: It.

761
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:19,319
Speaker 3: It is so a listener. I'm sure you already heard it,

762
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:24,800
Speaker 3: but if you haven't, it's so good. You're terrific. Paul is,

763
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:30,400
Speaker 3: so it's actually like devastating to hear him so recently

764
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:31,720
Speaker 3: be so brilliant.

765
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:33,879
Speaker 2: It was just constantly funny, so.

766
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:38,239
Speaker 3: Funny, so inventive. I adored it. I wanted to listen

767
00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:40,799
Speaker 3: to it again. But in it, at some point, I

768
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:43,600
Speaker 3: can't remember how it came out, you said that you

769
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:47,359
Speaker 3: had lost all measuring and I thought it was some

770
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:50,279
Speaker 3: kind of like measuring tape bandit that came to your

771
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:53,440
Speaker 3: house and took them all. Well, you were talking about yardsticks.

772
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:56,400
Speaker 3: That's what it was, because it was in the game,

773
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:59,400
Speaker 3: I think, and yardstick was one of the gifts for

774
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:02,879
Speaker 3: a celebrity, Yes, yes, yes, And you said that it's

775
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:06,520
Speaker 3: made of metal, hopefully not plastic. And Paul said, well,

776
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:11,720
Speaker 3: you can get one made of cloth or tape right

777
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:14,280
Speaker 3: from Ikea.

778
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:16,360
Speaker 2: And I'm this is incredible.

779
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:21,200
Speaker 3: I have been carrying this measuring tape around with me

780
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:25,560
Speaker 3: for the last month because we have this house in

781
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:28,920
Speaker 3: la and it's tiny, and so we have to measure

782
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:31,600
Speaker 3: everything that we bought in the last inch. And I

783
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:35,000
Speaker 3: picked one of these up at Ikea. He described the

784
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:37,680
Speaker 3: Ikea free measuring tape.

785
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:39,520
Speaker 2: Imagine Paul Rubens and IKEA.

786
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:43,839
Speaker 3: Well, that's the thing. I immediately started to imagine him

787
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:47,480
Speaker 3: taking these because they're free. I'm sure he has many

788
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:48,759
Speaker 3: of them. I'm sure he had many of them in

789
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:51,640
Speaker 3: a drawer somewhere. I mean, he gave me essentially his

790
00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:54,080
Speaker 3: junk or I can't believe I didn't get one of

791
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:56,800
Speaker 3: these from him, because he needed them so much, so badly,

792
00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 3: but he didn't know is that you did too, And

793
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:02,319
Speaker 3: so now you have this.

794
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:05,040
Speaker 2: Wow, this is really a full circle thing.

795
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,239
Speaker 3: I've literally been carrying this around for the last month

796
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:09,520
Speaker 3: since I got to Los Angeles in my in my

797
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:10,920
Speaker 3: jean jacket pocket.

798
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:12,560
Speaker 2: That's a very cool thing to have in a jean

799
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:14,280
Speaker 2: jacket and prepared.

800
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:16,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was great and and and I wear that gene.

801
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:18,279
Speaker 3: I'm not wearing it today, but I wear that jean

802
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:21,439
Speaker 3: jacket most days. And so as soon as I heard that,

803
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:24,680
Speaker 3: I thought, that's that'll be the gift that I bring

804
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:27,840
Speaker 3: Bridger and I went and found it and and anyway,

805
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:28,239
Speaker 3: here it is.

806
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:30,120
Speaker 2: So it's so weird because I was just a couple

807
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:33,919
Speaker 2: of days ago thinking about Paul, like a very recent thing,

808
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:37,400
Speaker 2: thinking about him. I don't know why, but yeah, what about.

809
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:41,680
Speaker 3: Him all the time he was he was so magical,

810
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:46,560
Speaker 3: just one of the all times, just a complete original, yes,

811
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 3: and also somebody you know, I mean he talked about

812
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:52,399
Speaker 3: he was in some movies, you know, he did things

813
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 3: not as Kiwi and was great away like a FBI

814
00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:02,520
Speaker 3: agent in Matilda. Amazing, great, amazing, And he gave you

815
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:05,680
Speaker 3: fake money from the movie Blow. And of course he

816
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:08,879
Speaker 3: was like a vampire and Buffy and the vampires there right,

817
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:17,560
Speaker 3: Penguin's parents and father, so like, you know, like and

818
00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:21,399
Speaker 3: and of course Peewee and I always, you know, since

819
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:23,719
Speaker 3: I was a kid, thought that he hung the moon.

820
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:26,799
Speaker 3: And I never met him, but he was a hero.

821
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:32,279
Speaker 3: And when he died, my dear friend Becky Newton, who

822
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:34,399
Speaker 3: was on Ugly Betty with me, we shared a love

823
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:39,840
Speaker 3: of Pewee forever, she sent me a giant doll oh

824
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:44,040
Speaker 3: of Peewee. It's it's it's huge, it's it's probably a

825
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:49,319
Speaker 3: yardstick's tall, but I have it in New York. And

826
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:55,960
Speaker 3: I mean, like he really was just so important adventure,

827
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:59,560
Speaker 3: Oh my god, absolutely truly a perfect.

828
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 2: Movie, completely perfect movie. I never saw Big Top.

829
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:04,920
Speaker 3: Big Top was not as good, but it was also

830
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:09,280
Speaker 3: very fun. We should revisit and then he remounted his

831
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:10,160
Speaker 3: stage show.

832
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:13,120
Speaker 2: That's right, and I see see it on Broadway. Yeah,

833
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:16,080
Speaker 2: I saw it on Broadway. It was fantastic when that

834
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:17,240
Speaker 2: was like in the tens.

835
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:20,280
Speaker 3: The teens, yeah, I would say the tag went with Ryan,

836
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:23,439
Speaker 3: so it was post It was probably like nine or ten.

837
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:24,160
Speaker 2: Ryan.

838
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:26,399
Speaker 3: I've been together since eight, so probably like ten.

839
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 2: And what was the show?

840
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:31,160
Speaker 3: It was Peolee's Playhouse. Wow, curtain went up and there

841
00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:35,200
Speaker 3: it was, Oh my god. Yeah, it was incredible, Cherry.

842
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:41,399
Speaker 3: You know, the mailman came by the like the little

843
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:42,720
Speaker 3: wizard guy that's just ahead.

844
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:45,920
Speaker 2: That scared me until I was old enough for not

845
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,759
Speaker 2: to scare me anymore. But yeah, there was always an uncanny,

846
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:51,560
Speaker 2: weird element to that that it was very eerie.

847
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:54,279
Speaker 3: But they had the foil ball and you know, the

848
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:56,360
Speaker 3: Word of the Day and all that stuff, and it

849
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:58,360
Speaker 3: was light. We went on Christmas Day.

850
00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:01,799
Speaker 2: Oh what a perfect christs wonderful and Paul loved holidays

851
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:05,960
Speaker 2: and there you go. Absolutely well as far as measuring goes,

852
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:07,960
Speaker 2: are you do you? I feel like I'm pretty good

853
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:10,960
Speaker 2: at estimating time, but spatially I'm so bad.

854
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:13,359
Speaker 3: I can be I can. Yeah, I'm with you. I'm

855
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:17,040
Speaker 3: not great at it. That's why I need you know. Ryan.

856
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:19,759
Speaker 3: We actually have this rug in our house that Ryan

857
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:21,200
Speaker 3: and I fought.

858
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:21,439
Speaker 2: Oh.

859
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:23,719
Speaker 3: Every time we would be out, I'd say, well, that

860
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:26,520
Speaker 3: rug is not this side. He's like, no, no it is,

861
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:28,680
Speaker 3: and I'd be like, no, that's definitely not and he's like,

862
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:29,680
Speaker 3: I promise you didn't.

863
00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:30,319
Speaker 2: Then we go home.

864
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:32,080
Speaker 3: And this has happened several times. You'd go home and

865
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:34,759
Speaker 3: remeasure it and he was always right and I was

866
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:36,160
Speaker 3: always wrong, and I'd be like, god, I sure I

867
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:37,439
Speaker 3: thought it was more than five feet.

868
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:40,080
Speaker 2: Were you heading out rug shopping without the measurements?

869
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:44,880
Speaker 3: Kind of yeah, I mean this is another obvious And

870
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:46,680
Speaker 3: we would go back and try to find like the

871
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:50,680
Speaker 3: email receipt to see if it had of course, but

872
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:52,680
Speaker 3: he was pretty confident it was my It was really

873
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:54,640
Speaker 3: on me. I was the one who was skeptical about

874
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:55,439
Speaker 3: how how big them?

875
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:57,759
Speaker 2: Well, it's also I just got a kitchen rug. And

876
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:00,680
Speaker 2: even if you have their measurements, I don't think it helps.

877
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:02,400
Speaker 2: Once you get into your house, it's always like, oh

878
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:03,160
Speaker 2: that's way too big.

879
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:07,000
Speaker 3: Right, Still exactly, it's still it doesn't really matter right,

880
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:09,359
Speaker 3: and then you're trapped. And we were in a we're

881
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:13,960
Speaker 3: in this. We have this tiny house. It's five hundred

882
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:14,920
Speaker 3: and eighty square feet.

883
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:17,160
Speaker 2: Oh verse, and that's a very small.

884
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:19,880
Speaker 3: Like an actual tiny house, right, And we've lived in apartments,

885
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:21,840
Speaker 3: so like, I actually love small.

886
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:23,839
Speaker 2: Oh so nice to just be able to look at

887
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:25,400
Speaker 2: everything and have everything under control.

888
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:28,040
Speaker 3: Yes, I actually quite like being in small places. And

889
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:31,920
Speaker 3: we got all this tiny furniture to fill this tiny

890
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:35,200
Speaker 3: house and we were airbnbing it for the for all

891
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:38,040
Speaker 3: of the fall before I came back to shoot drinking

892
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:41,239
Speaker 3: and it was adorable, all these tiny little things and

893
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:43,200
Speaker 3: was tiny little house. And then we got there to

894
00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:44,960
Speaker 3: live there, and I was like, oh, this is awful.

895
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:48,239
Speaker 3: This is the worst couch I've ever sat on, Like

896
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:50,239
Speaker 3: I can't I can't possibly sit in this chair.

897
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:53,879
Speaker 2: Just have these horrible reviews on where are these coming from?

898
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:56,320
Speaker 3: I don't understand what's wrong with sitting on it?

899
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:57,400
Speaker 2: Two places jail.

900
00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:00,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, So so we started looking for and then we

901
00:43:00,719 --> 00:43:03,680
Speaker 3: want there's this show we like to watch. I don't

902
00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:05,600
Speaker 3: know if you guys do this, but if it's the

903
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:07,799
Speaker 3: end of the night and like we're not quite ready

904
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:10,640
Speaker 3: for bed, but we aren't ready to start a new

905
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 3: TV show. Don't have the energy for a plot. Yeah,

906
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 3: don't have the energy for a plot. Our go to

907
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:18,759
Speaker 3: is my lottery dream home.

908
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:20,560
Speaker 2: I knew you were going to say this. You mentioned

909
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,560
Speaker 2: this to me a couple of months ago, and I

910
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,000
Speaker 2: have started watching it and I have a door.

911
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:28,800
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, David tattooed. David is the greatest.

912
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:32,360
Speaker 2: Watching his transformation throughout the series is fascinating.

913
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:35,680
Speaker 3: And if you watch later seasons where he's covered in tattoos,

914
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:37,839
Speaker 3: the credits are still from season one, where he doesn't

915
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:41,239
Speaker 3: have any tattoo. Yeah, so you see him like, imagine

916
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:43,960
Speaker 3: winning the lottery and he has no tattoos. But then

917
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:45,879
Speaker 3: it cuts to him in Memphis or wherever and meeting

918
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:48,840
Speaker 3: the people, and he's like, basically like face tattoo, I

919
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:53,280
Speaker 3: mean tattoos now, Yes, I love him. He said something

920
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:56,040
Speaker 3: on an episode recently. We were watching recently in our

921
00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:58,920
Speaker 3: tiny little home, sitting on our tiny little couch on

922
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:03,319
Speaker 3: our tiny little sofa, uh and and toothpick chairs. They

923
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:06,160
Speaker 3: were looking at a small room that had a big

924
00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:10,120
Speaker 3: couch in it, and he said he walked in and

925
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:11,759
Speaker 3: they were like, oh, I love this room. I love

926
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:13,279
Speaker 3: this couch, and he's like, that's right. When you have

927
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:17,120
Speaker 3: a small room, big furniture makes it feel bigger. And

928
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:19,080
Speaker 3: I thought that's totally crazy.

929
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:21,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, that feels like the opposite, but it's true.

930
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:25,000
Speaker 3: Really, we got like a proper couch for our tiny

931
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:29,160
Speaker 3: house and it now feels it's a totally different place.

932
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:31,880
Speaker 2: I would think the exactly me too.

933
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:34,240
Speaker 3: In that mind blowing David from.

934
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:36,080
Speaker 2: My dream of my lottery dream hall.

935
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:39,200
Speaker 3: It's totally true. If you have a small place, put

936
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:41,399
Speaker 3: a big piece in there and it will make it

937
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:44,839
Speaker 3: feel bigger. And in fact, we're putting we're building a

938
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:48,240
Speaker 3: tiny office and in the tiny backyard of our tiny house,

939
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:51,520
Speaker 3: and we've decided that our horrible tiny couch is going

940
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:54,600
Speaker 3: to go there. It's fine if you're just like sitting

941
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:57,399
Speaker 3: at attention. It's when you want to relax in any

942
00:44:57,400 --> 00:44:58,439
Speaker 3: way that it doesn't work.

943
00:44:58,440 --> 00:44:59,719
Speaker 2: It's causing back problems.

944
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:03,560
Speaker 3: So like to be an office couch. It's gonna be fine, right,

945
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:07,600
Speaker 3: but but it's not ready yet. So right now we

946
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:14,799
Speaker 3: have our new normal sized couch and our tiny awkward

947
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:17,280
Speaker 3: but it all fits.

948
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 2: It fits. You're finding out some interesting things about this space.

949
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:23,480
Speaker 3: Yes, so like all these years of living in tiny spaces,

950
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:26,319
Speaker 3: thinking you need tiny furniture. I was wrong, Like a

951
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:30,120
Speaker 3: tiny place can sustain a big piece of furniture.

952
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:34,480
Speaker 2: Where did you get the big couch court court cr

953
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:37,399
Speaker 2: r rt? How do I know that furniture? I guess

954
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:39,120
Speaker 2: I'm just studied the furniture shopping.

955
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:40,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a famous furniture.

956
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:43,359
Speaker 2: Okay, my lottery dream home, let's get back.

957
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:45,360
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah we've got finally. God, I've been dying to

958
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:46,040
Speaker 3: talk about those.

959
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:49,800
Speaker 2: This show is so interesting to watch because it's whenever

960
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:52,600
Speaker 2: I think lottery, I'm like endless money. But then there

961
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 2: will be episodes where the person has not won enough

962
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:57,400
Speaker 2: to even buy a house, and so it's like what if?

963
00:45:57,440 --> 00:45:59,319
Speaker 2: It feels very like it feels like there's a lot

964
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:02,920
Speaker 2: of stretching yes to describe what a lottery is like.

965
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:04,400
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm gonna be watching an episode and

966
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:06,680
Speaker 2: they're gonna be like, I wont twenty dollars on a scratch.

967
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:09,319
Speaker 3: And I'd like to buy this house. What kind of house?

968
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:13,160
Speaker 3: A Barbie house? Yeah, exactly. Yeah. And sometimes it's inheritance.

969
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:15,279
Speaker 3: Have you seen one like that? Oh? Yeah, well that's

970
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:18,480
Speaker 3: really they pushed. Well, it's season thirty or something, and also,

971
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:20,520
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, they's.

972
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:22,439
Speaker 2: Kind of dark to call your inheritance a lottery winning.

973
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:24,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess it isn't quite a mom died in

974
00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:30,960
Speaker 3: a slipping, let's celebrate, and she never spent a dime

975
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,560
Speaker 3: on herself, so now we get it all.

976
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:34,200
Speaker 2: Yeah.

977
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:36,920
Speaker 3: My favorite is when somebody who does win a big

978
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:39,239
Speaker 3: amount when it's oh, because theres always a moment where

979
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:42,799
Speaker 3: he's like, so, how much did you win? And they

980
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:44,080
Speaker 3: tell it and then he's like, and how much are

981
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:46,319
Speaker 3: you giving me to work with to find you? Because

982
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:49,480
Speaker 3: the premise of the show listener is that David comes

983
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:53,200
Speaker 3: to your town and he shows you three homes in

984
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:56,920
Speaker 3: a very flowy outfit, in a gorgeous lower year, flowery

985
00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:00,960
Speaker 3: turning heads in whatever small town he's in, and he

986
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:02,839
Speaker 3: shows you three possible homes.

987
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:04,200
Speaker 2: And you have to pick one.

988
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 3: And then they come back six months later when you

989
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:09,479
Speaker 3: haven't yet moved in, and they do a pretend it's

990
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:13,000
Speaker 3: great here, but he'll ask at the beginning how much

991
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:15,600
Speaker 3: did you win? And then he'll say how much is

992
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:17,520
Speaker 3: your budget? How much you're giving me to work with

993
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:20,040
Speaker 3: is what he says. And my favorite is when they're like,

994
00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:23,919
Speaker 3: we won ten million dollars and he's like, oh my god,

995
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:27,000
Speaker 3: that's amazing, and what's your budget and they're like three

996
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:27,680
Speaker 3: hundred thousand.

997
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:30,480
Speaker 2: We will not be using the money.

998
00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:33,560
Speaker 3: We won't be using the money. And so suddenly suddenly

999
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:36,280
Speaker 3: he's like, they're like, we'd like at least one bathroom.

1000
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 3: It's like and you see his face, like you see

1001
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:43,799
Speaker 3: him dial alongside. He gets so excited, like I'm gonna

1002
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 3: be able to find a mansion for these people.

1003
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:50,520
Speaker 2: And there's like, okay, you're getting a trailer. Yeah, there's

1004
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:52,560
Speaker 2: a lot of things on the show like that. I'm like, oh,

1005
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:54,880
Speaker 2: this is confusing. Yeah, I see the word lottery and

1006
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:56,560
Speaker 2: I think we're just going for it right.

1007
00:47:57,440 --> 00:48:00,200
Speaker 3: No, No, no, it's model homes or you know, like

1008
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:03,680
Speaker 3: but it's still so exciting and it's fun to like

1009
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:05,520
Speaker 3: try and guess what they're gonna what they're gonna pick.

1010
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:07,399
Speaker 2: Oh are you good at guessing? Now?

1011
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:11,880
Speaker 3: I'm usually wrong. I'm usually wrong. I'm often surprised. Ryan's

1012
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:13,319
Speaker 3: better at it than I. And he's like, they're not

1013
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:15,400
Speaker 3: going to do that because they want split level, or

1014
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:17,040
Speaker 3: they're not gonna do that because they need a backyard

1015
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:18,520
Speaker 3: and I'm like, I wasn't really paying attention.

1016
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:21,800
Speaker 2: Maybe I missed that part. Yeah, I'm I feel like

1017
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:23,839
Speaker 2: I'm pretty good at guessing on House Hunters, but that's

1018
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:25,319
Speaker 2: because I kind of know the tricks of how they

1019
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:28,480
Speaker 2: produce that show. At this point, Oh, which are they Like?

1020
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:32,240
Speaker 2: Basically you have to have closed on the house before

1021
00:48:32,239 --> 00:48:34,440
Speaker 2: they let you on the show. So like the houses

1022
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:37,080
Speaker 2: that actually look lived in and have furniture, those are

1023
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:40,319
Speaker 2: just houses they've found that won't be purchased. It's usually

1024
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:43,719
Speaker 2: the ones that look like something like very temperate or

1025
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:46,160
Speaker 2: like you can tell that it's a house that's going

1026
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:49,600
Speaker 2: to be moved into rather than one that's been lived in. Right, So,

1027
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:53,359
Speaker 2: but on Lottery dream Home, there's no telling what's going

1028
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:56,080
Speaker 2: to do. Anyone's guess. Yes, it's truly anyone's guess. Yeah.

1029
00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:59,879
Speaker 2: And the people are always interesting, yes they are.

1030
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:02,279
Speaker 3: And well, people who play the lottery, I mean it's

1031
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:04,400
Speaker 3: it's it's a it's a special kind of person who

1032
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:05,080
Speaker 3: plays the lottery.

1033
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:06,439
Speaker 2: I don't know if you play the lot I don't

1034
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:07,120
Speaker 2: play the lottery.

1035
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:08,920
Speaker 3: I don't I don't gamble, and at least you play

1036
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:10,240
Speaker 3: the lottery is hooked.

1037
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:12,680
Speaker 2: I'm trying to get them to stop. The money is

1038
00:49:12,719 --> 00:49:13,400
Speaker 2: just vanishing.

1039
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:18,000
Speaker 4: I mean, here's the deal. I'm terrified of winning because

1040
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:21,480
Speaker 4: then suddenly all of your relationship dynamics changed totally. You'd

1041
00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:23,839
Speaker 4: have to tell no one you have to move.

1042
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:26,000
Speaker 2: I don't want any of that. I'm ready for the

1043
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:29,640
Speaker 2: lottery to ruin my life, just destroy all my relationships.

1044
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:32,000
Speaker 2: I'm happy to What would you do if you win

1045
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:34,239
Speaker 2: the lottery? Well, first, I'd go on my lottery dream, Hode.

1046
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:36,320
Speaker 2: That's the only reason I want to win the lottery.

1047
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:40,800
Speaker 2: I don't care the financial freedom. Let me meet David.

1048
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:43,879
Speaker 2: Is there no other way for me to? What would

1049
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:47,440
Speaker 2: I do if I won the lottery? I unfortunately, because

1050
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:50,160
Speaker 2: it's a mental illness of mine. I wouldn't change anything.

1051
00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:53,399
Speaker 2: I simply would spend no more money, right, I would

1052
00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:56,800
Speaker 2: just sit in a bank account and everyone would resent me. Oh,

1053
00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 2: I would kind of. That's how I would ruin relationships

1054
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:01,600
Speaker 2: because they'd be like Bridge has so much money, and

1055
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:04,400
Speaker 2: he's doing nothing new with it. He's not buying us

1056
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:07,480
Speaker 2: better things, he's not solving any of our problems. He's

1057
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:10,400
Speaker 2: just continues to worry about money. Yeah, what would you do?

1058
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:14,640
Speaker 3: I also, I'm gonna keep money under my match just

1059
00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:17,040
Speaker 3: kind of a guy too. But I do think I

1060
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:21,279
Speaker 3: would take here my parents, sure, and like colleges for

1061
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:24,360
Speaker 3: nephews and nieces and things, right, and then I would

1062
00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:28,000
Speaker 3: because we have a little apartment and a little house.

1063
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:31,120
Speaker 3: I want a big I want a big I want

1064
00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:34,160
Speaker 3: some day. I definitely want some day to be able

1065
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:36,000
Speaker 3: to furnishure shop without.

1066
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:38,960
Speaker 2: Oh can you imagine not think about a price, to

1067
00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:40,600
Speaker 2: just be like, oh, I liked how that looks, and

1068
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:42,080
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter now it's mine.

1069
00:50:42,239 --> 00:50:45,120
Speaker 3: Yes, And I don't need a tape measure because it

1070
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:47,240
Speaker 3: doesn't matter. The house is big enough for anything.

1071
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:49,760
Speaker 2: We need to actually make sure that it's not small

1072
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:50,719
Speaker 2: too small for the.

1073
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:54,239
Speaker 3: House exactly exactly. So I think that's probably where I

1074
00:50:54,239 --> 00:50:56,319
Speaker 3: would go. I would, I would, but I wouldn't do

1075
00:50:56,360 --> 00:51:00,520
Speaker 3: anything outrageous, right, you know, like cars.

1076
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:02,840
Speaker 2: I don't really care about cars, No, they mean nothing

1077
00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:03,080
Speaker 2: to me.

1078
00:51:03,239 --> 00:51:05,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I don't need like I like to travel,

1079
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:09,680
Speaker 3: but I wouldn't need to travel extravagantly. I think I

1080
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:14,160
Speaker 3: would travel more, but I would, you know, still travel modestly.

1081
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:17,759
Speaker 3: I don't need to, you know. But I think set

1082
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:21,080
Speaker 3: up my family and a big house. I would probably

1083
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:25,359
Speaker 3: buy a new doormat that's and that's like a slightly bigger.

1084
00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:28,800
Speaker 2: Better doormat. That would be the shift in my life.

1085
00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:30,560
Speaker 3: Oh okay, do you have a small doormat.

1086
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:32,680
Speaker 2: I think it's too small. I like it because it's

1087
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:36,960
Speaker 2: it's like doesn't get soaked in the rain. Like it

1088
00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:40,920
Speaker 2: it's like kind of a weird elastic or something. Because

1089
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:43,279
Speaker 2: we had one of those natural fiber ones and it

1090
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:45,960
Speaker 2: was just soaked all the time. So this one is

1091
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:47,760
Speaker 2: good for the rain. But I think it's too small

1092
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:49,920
Speaker 2: for the space and I think it looks ridiculous. But

1093
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:53,000
Speaker 2: I'm not willing to change. I'm waiting to win the lottery,

1094
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:55,719
Speaker 2: my lottery dream doormat.

1095
00:51:57,880 --> 00:52:01,560
Speaker 3: Imagine a look on David's face when he says what

1096
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:03,520
Speaker 3: do you win in You're like fifteen million, and then

1097
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:06,000
Speaker 3: he's like, and what's your budget and you're like thirty dollars?

1098
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:06,279
Speaker 2: What?

1099
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:09,279
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't want a house. I'm just looking for

1100
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:09,959
Speaker 3: a door mat.

1101
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:13,480
Speaker 2: That's what He has a suicide pill for dies right

1102
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:15,080
Speaker 2: on the show, and you can just.

1103
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:17,400
Speaker 3: Like imagine when the cameras stopped rolling, he goes over

1104
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:20,160
Speaker 3: to a producer and he's like, I flew all the

1105
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:22,400
Speaker 3: way here. I'm staying in.

1106
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:26,480
Speaker 2: It's supposed to be my career. Where did this guy

1107
00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:27,080
Speaker 2: come from? Oh?

1108
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:29,560
Speaker 3: I also love on that show when he goes to

1109
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:33,320
Speaker 3: the local realtors. Oh, anytime we get a local realt

1110
00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:36,520
Speaker 3: or involved househunters, international householders.

1111
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:37,640
Speaker 2: I love these people.

1112
00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:39,759
Speaker 3: Yes, And he's like, he's like, come here, give me

1113
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:41,120
Speaker 3: a hug, give me some sugar. And you can see

1114
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:43,960
Speaker 3: they can tell like that person hasn't hugged anyone in years,

1115
00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:47,120
Speaker 3: or like this is not hugging down.

1116
00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:50,120
Speaker 2: I wonder how they track down those people. Oh, what

1117
00:52:50,239 --> 00:52:53,600
Speaker 2: is the casting process for a reltter on a reality

1118
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:56,080
Speaker 2: show where the reeller is not actually involved?

1119
00:52:56,239 --> 00:53:01,440
Speaker 3: Oh? Good question. Last night I was actually the Artios Awards,

1120
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:06,080
Speaker 3: which is the casting director's oscarsion. Now the casting doctors

1121
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:10,399
Speaker 3: have an OSCAR twenty twenty six coming around. They will

1122
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:15,040
Speaker 3: be a casting director Oscar, which is very exciting. Was

1123
00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:17,080
Speaker 3: it was very exciting last night to be there because

1124
00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:19,920
Speaker 3: this is the first time they've all gathered since the news.

1125
00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:23,680
Speaker 3: But there was a reality show category. Oh, of course,

1126
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:26,759
Speaker 3: because there's casting for of course. But my lottery dream

1127
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:27,760
Speaker 3: Home is not nominated.

1128
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:30,440
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's got a sting. I wonder if it's

1129
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:32,080
Speaker 2: ever been nominated. I don't know.

1130
00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:34,000
Speaker 3: I don't know, but I would nominate them.

1131
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:34,640
Speaker 2: Oh of course.

1132
00:53:34,719 --> 00:53:36,880
Speaker 3: I mean it's like basically the only reality show I watched,

1133
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:38,640
Speaker 3: so I probably wouldn't be a good judgment.

1134
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:41,279
Speaker 2: I mean, they have two viewers right here. That's I

1135
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:44,080
Speaker 2: mean something absolutely somebody cares about it. I mean, and

1136
00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:47,719
Speaker 2: there are also a thousand seasons, so many we're getting

1137
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:50,360
Speaker 2: into parents dying and leaving money and calling that a lottery.

1138
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:52,160
Speaker 2: So obviously there's plenty of episodes.

1139
00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:55,839
Speaker 3: I love that you can hear a school here.

1140
00:53:55,960 --> 00:54:00,480
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, markeetting the announcements right now. We'll get children's screaming,

1141
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:04,400
Speaker 2: children laughing. What else do we get? Sometimes we'll have

1142
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:08,040
Speaker 2: like music playing fun upbeat, like Bruno Mars music. I

1143
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:10,879
Speaker 2: don't know what they're doing over there. But the thing

1144
00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:13,440
Speaker 2: is is I have no idea what the school schedule is,

1145
00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:17,280
Speaker 2: because we'll go it'll be like Tuesday through Thursday, silence,

1146
00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:20,839
Speaker 2: and then suddenly there's noise on a Friday. I'm like, wow,

1147
00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:22,240
Speaker 2: this is not a normal school.

1148
00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:25,080
Speaker 3: Or maybe they're punished during the week and then they're

1149
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 3: let loose on Friday.

1150
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:29,719
Speaker 2: And cages up there. Yeah. I don't know what's going

1151
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:32,280
Speaker 2: on there, but I get a little bit of elementary

1152
00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:33,080
Speaker 2: school happening.

1153
00:54:33,239 --> 00:54:37,800
Speaker 3: It's a fun every day kids laughing. As the kids laughing,

1154
00:54:41,239 --> 00:54:42,480
Speaker 3: I think it's time to play a game.

1155
00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:45,960
Speaker 2: Oh, finally I've been waiting for. I think it's gift

1156
00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:48,480
Speaker 2: or a curse. Oh I'm so good at well I

1157
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:51,000
Speaker 2: mean yeah, I'm not that good at anything. What are

1158
00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:53,600
Speaker 2: we talking about? I need a number between one and

1159
00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:56,520
Speaker 2: ten from you, Michael eight. Okay, I need to do

1160
00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:59,920
Speaker 2: some like calculating. So right now, you can promote, recommend,

1161
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:01,960
Speaker 2: and do whatever you want with the microphone.

1162
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:04,360
Speaker 3: Or great right My Lottery Dream Home is a show

1163
00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:08,080
Speaker 3: you can find on Max. There are dozens and dozens

1164
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:13,120
Speaker 3: of seasons. The host David is delightful and tattooed to

1165
00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:13,840
Speaker 3: the wazoo.

1166
00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:15,920
Speaker 2: It's a great show.

1167
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:20,000
Speaker 3: I also just recently watched the latest seasons of Fargo

1168
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:24,759
Speaker 3: and True Detective and love them. Albeit there is some

1169
00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:29,160
Speaker 3: faulty reindeer cgi in one of them, but those shows

1170
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:34,040
Speaker 3: are terrific. Great performances from the two leading detectives on

1171
00:55:34,239 --> 00:55:39,759
Speaker 3: True Detective and Juno Temple, famous for Ted Lasso, is

1172
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:43,239
Speaker 3: brilliant on Fargo. And then I also when's this coming out?

1173
00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:44,520
Speaker 2: March twenty first.

1174
00:55:44,520 --> 00:55:46,520
Speaker 3: March twenty first. If you are listening to this on

1175
00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:48,239
Speaker 3: March twenty first, and you are anywhere in the Tri

1176
00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:51,719
Speaker 3: State area, you have two more weeks to go see

1177
00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:55,000
Speaker 3: Spam a Lot on Broadway, which is the greatest show ever.

1178
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:59,239
Speaker 3: I was in it with Bridgers partner Jimmy Smagoula, and

1179
00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:04,160
Speaker 3: it is closing early, sadly, but it is I promise

1180
00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:06,439
Speaker 3: you the most fun you'll have on Broadway, So go

1181
00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:07,520
Speaker 3: check it out.

1182
00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:11,719
Speaker 2: Excellent, What a shame about spam ala fun show. I

1183
00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:15,040
Speaker 2: know we're so good in it. Thank you, Jim so good.

1184
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:19,640
Speaker 3: By brilliant James Monroe. I Gohart plays King Arthur and

1185
00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:24,839
Speaker 3: he's wonderful. And Tarenk was wonderful. Taren former podcast guest

1186
00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:29,920
Speaker 3: pre spam Alow and now Alex Brightman is playing Lancelot.

1187
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:33,040
Speaker 3: Christopher Fitzgerald, one of the greatest musical comedy actors of

1188
00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:37,200
Speaker 3: all time Good plays Patsy and it's just a wonderful show.

1189
00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:40,239
Speaker 3: It is non stop laughs, and it's playing at the

1190
00:56:40,239 --> 00:56:42,719
Speaker 3: Saint James Theater through I think April ninth is the

1191
00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:43,239
Speaker 3: last show.

1192
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:46,560
Speaker 2: Pure entertainment go see it. Just a fun time and

1193
00:56:46,719 --> 00:56:50,320
Speaker 2: uh yeah again, thank you for apologizing about this cartoon

1194
00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:53,279
Speaker 2: reindeer at the beginning of True Detective. I was really

1195
00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:54,360
Speaker 2: upset by that when you.

1196
00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:56,640
Speaker 3: Saw that, were you like, is this a Christmas show?

1197
00:56:56,760 --> 00:56:59,799
Speaker 2: It felt like like, where's Tim Allen? He's gonna be

1198
00:57:01,239 --> 00:57:03,279
Speaker 2: I was. I was honestly shocked. I was thinking, this

1199
00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:05,239
Speaker 2: is the first thing I'm singing your TV show and

1200
00:57:05,239 --> 00:57:10,239
Speaker 2: it's the most phony looking cgi caribou or whatever. Throw

1201
00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:12,360
Speaker 2: a few extra dollars towards the cariboo.

1202
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:16,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe it's hard to get trained cariboo. Well I

1203
00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:17,320
Speaker 3: don't care.

1204
00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:20,400
Speaker 2: I don't care. Get another trained animal trained to have

1205
00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:22,360
Speaker 2: trained dogs running through the snow.

1206
00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:24,240
Speaker 3: With antlers, with antlers.

1207
00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:26,960
Speaker 2: Than we are in.

1208
00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:30,560
Speaker 3: I mean, Jim Cameron would have done it. Jim Cameron

1209
00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:34,200
Speaker 3: would do it. You can do it, HBO or whatever.

1210
00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:37,360
Speaker 2: Michael. This is how we play gift or a curse

1211
00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:39,560
Speaker 2: tame three things. You'll tell me if there're a gift

1212
00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:41,560
Speaker 2: or a curse and why, and then I'll tell you

1213
00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:45,840
Speaker 2: if you're right or wrong. Because there are objectively true answers.

1214
00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:50,400
Speaker 2: There are no subjective fevers here. Let's get into this.

1215
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:53,600
Speaker 2: Number one This is from a listener named uh Anika

1216
00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:55,600
Speaker 2: or anka A n N I k A.

1217
00:57:55,800 --> 00:58:01,960
Speaker 3: How do we feel an I'd say Anica Woica.

1218
00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:04,880
Speaker 2: You could go in any direction with that name, so

1219
00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:07,960
Speaker 2: I think Aina, there we go. Of course, that was

1220
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:14,560
Speaker 2: the obvious. They've suggested gift to a curse. When fitness

1221
00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:20,680
Speaker 2: trainers want you to yell during their class, curse, why.

1222
00:58:21,320 --> 00:58:26,960
Speaker 3: Well, not everyone needs to speak at the gym. When

1223
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:29,480
Speaker 3: I'm at the gym, I don't want to talk. I

1224
00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:32,680
Speaker 3: don't even want to say no, I'm not using that machine.

1225
00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:35,280
Speaker 3: When someone says are you using this machine? I don't

1226
00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:38,080
Speaker 3: want to talk to anybody at the gym. I'm there

1227
00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:40,680
Speaker 3: to do my thing. Is this is actually a problem

1228
00:58:40,760 --> 00:58:42,400
Speaker 3: in New York. I know way more people in New

1229
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:44,280
Speaker 3: York than I do in LA, so this doesn't happen here,

1230
00:58:44,320 --> 00:58:46,840
Speaker 3: but in New York. I've lived in New York since

1231
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:50,040
Speaker 3: nineteen ninety nine. I know too many people, and it's

1232
00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:53,120
Speaker 3: too small of a player, very small. And I run

1233
00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:55,440
Speaker 3: in the same circles as people who go to the gym,

1234
00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:58,720
Speaker 3: and they're always there. And sometimes I go to the gym.

1235
00:58:58,720 --> 00:58:59,959
Speaker 3: If I'm going to the gym for like a short

1236
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:03,560
Speaker 3: period of time, I'm like, I can't. I just can't

1237
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:08,240
Speaker 3: run into you right now. Nothing's happened since yesterday when

1238
00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:10,880
Speaker 3: we had the same conversation at the fly machine, and

1239
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,000
Speaker 3: I've got nothing more to say to you. I like you,

1240
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:16,520
Speaker 3: but there's nothing. There's And I avoid people at the gym.

1241
00:59:16,560 --> 00:59:19,000
Speaker 3: If I see somebody I know, even people I know well,

1242
00:59:19,320 --> 00:59:20,040
Speaker 3: I will avoid that.

1243
00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:22,120
Speaker 2: Oh that sounds horrifying to me, to run into somebody

1244
00:59:22,160 --> 00:59:22,360
Speaker 2: you know.

1245
00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:25,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, and it happened. And at the gym I

1246
00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:27,720
Speaker 3: go to, there's so many people. I mean, it's like

1247
00:59:28,040 --> 00:59:30,840
Speaker 3: and Ryan and I always joke there's so many people

1248
00:59:30,880 --> 00:59:33,240
Speaker 3: that we know at the gym, and like sort of

1249
00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:37,120
Speaker 3: Broadway Famous Broadway, And it's like, it's gotten so bad

1250
00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:42,400
Speaker 3: that I avoid Bernadette Peters at the gym.

1251
00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:43,520
Speaker 2: She will not leave you.

1252
00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:46,080
Speaker 3: She wants to talk between every set. And I love her.

1253
00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:47,800
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm obsessed with her. I'm going to see

1254
00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:51,960
Speaker 3: her in concert tomorrow. But I can't talk. I can't talk.

1255
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:54,800
Speaker 3: I'm busy listening. I'm busy listening to I said no gifts,

1256
00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:57,520
Speaker 3: and I'm on my third set and I can't talk

1257
00:59:57,520 --> 00:59:58,560
Speaker 3: to you, Bernette Peters.

1258
00:59:58,840 --> 01:00:02,080
Speaker 2: This is kind of the Ultimate lightlifting podcasts really pumps

1259
01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:04,320
Speaker 2: people high energy.

1260
01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:08,160
Speaker 3: But I actually was, I I think I was. It

1261
01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:11,000
Speaker 3: was some funny Jeff of Bernadette or something like that,

1262
01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:12,960
Speaker 3: and I sent it to Ryan Jeff for gift.

1263
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:16,360
Speaker 2: Well interesting, I love to hear somebody naturally say Jeff

1264
01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:18,800
Speaker 2: because I say gift. But like I think, it didn't

1265
01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:21,120
Speaker 2: feel intense. It felt like you are a Jiff person.

1266
01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:23,360
Speaker 3: Well generated is the word, right.

1267
01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:26,600
Speaker 2: Well, it's the technically it's supposed to. You're supposed to

1268
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:29,560
Speaker 2: say Jeff, But I say, too bad. It looks like Giff,

1269
01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:33,080
Speaker 2: the creator of Jeff's, dropped the ball.

1270
01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:35,520
Speaker 3: I'm a big fan of peanut Butter. I think that's

1271
01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:36,720
Speaker 3: why I go to jail.

1272
01:00:37,120 --> 01:00:39,640
Speaker 2: That's a j How has there not been some sort

1273
01:00:39,680 --> 01:00:46,120
Speaker 2: of Jeff peanut Butter crossover campaign? Yeah, I don't know, animated.

1274
01:00:45,680 --> 01:00:48,880
Speaker 3: Jeiff, but I sent Ryan a Jeff of Bernette Peters

1275
01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:51,520
Speaker 3: or something like that, just as a joke, just as

1276
01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:54,040
Speaker 3: you know, you know, as you do. And he wrote back,

1277
01:00:54,200 --> 01:00:56,680
Speaker 3: it's the lady from the gym. Like that's how.

1278
01:00:56,640 --> 01:01:02,280
Speaker 2: Much Bernadette's a huge meathead. She just muscle bound ter sha.

1279
01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:06,160
Speaker 3: I mean, she's like one hundred years in crab.

1280
01:01:06,440 --> 01:01:08,760
Speaker 2: So she's just hitting the gym, she hits the gam

1281
01:01:08,840 --> 01:01:10,040
Speaker 2: what machines is she using?

1282
01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:13,920
Speaker 3: She does freeways. I always see her doing freeways. And

1283
01:01:13,960 --> 01:01:22,200
Speaker 3: she has benching thousands of pounds bench four hundred pounds. Wow,

1284
01:01:23,160 --> 01:01:26,200
Speaker 3: you're saying curse. I'm saying it's a curse for a

1285
01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:31,480
Speaker 3: trainer to insist that you shout absolutely, thank you, huge curse.

1286
01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:34,520
Speaker 2: I mean, what I'm thinking is what I can't do

1287
01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:37,880
Speaker 2: in any situation is yell in unison. And this is

1288
01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:41,160
Speaker 2: like they're saying during class. And since I was a child,

1289
01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:43,960
Speaker 2: I feel so embarrassed when people are yelling in unison,

1290
01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:46,720
Speaker 2: doing cheers or whatever. I can't do it. I simply

1291
01:01:46,960 --> 01:01:50,360
Speaker 2: I will remain silent, or I'll lip sync whatever we're yelling,

1292
01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:55,840
Speaker 2: because I just spine is just tingling at the embarrassment.

1293
01:01:56,400 --> 01:01:57,919
Speaker 2: I'm not going to get on a bike and yell

1294
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:02,760
Speaker 2: with the rest of my classmates about exercise. That's humiliating, don't.

1295
01:02:02,880 --> 01:02:05,480
Speaker 2: I'm there. I'm doing the thing. That's as much as

1296
01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:06,200
Speaker 2: you can ask for me.

1297
01:02:06,560 --> 01:02:08,520
Speaker 3: I think that's a fair, that's totally fair.

1298
01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:11,160
Speaker 2: Never tell me to yell. No, I'll yell when I

1299
01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:17,280
Speaker 2: want to. I will scream but not when somebody's making

1300
01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:18,640
Speaker 2: me exercise. So very good.

1301
01:02:18,720 --> 01:02:22,200
Speaker 3: What about like a picket or a protest.

1302
01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:24,040
Speaker 2: I won't even do it then. If we're you know,

1303
01:02:24,280 --> 01:02:28,960
Speaker 2: like November twenty sixteen, we're marching down through New York,

1304
01:02:29,840 --> 01:02:35,480
Speaker 2: everyone's yelling some clever thing. I'm not silent. I've got

1305
01:02:35,520 --> 01:02:38,479
Speaker 2: a sign. That's all you can ask for me. Yeah, great, great,

1306
01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:40,680
Speaker 2: So no one asked me to yell in unison. It's

1307
01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:44,040
Speaker 2: no one should do it. It's embarrassing for everybody. Okay,

1308
01:02:44,120 --> 01:02:47,320
Speaker 2: very good. Number two this is from someone named Jacqueline

1309
01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:51,080
Speaker 2: Gift or a curse misplacing your wallet, panicking that you've

1310
01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:53,960
Speaker 2: lost it somewhere around town, and then finding it in

1311
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:55,439
Speaker 2: your home a few minutes later.

1312
01:02:56,640 --> 01:03:02,960
Speaker 3: Gift, Why, well, you're your moments from canceling your credit cards,

1313
01:03:03,520 --> 01:03:06,840
Speaker 3: from panicking from the horror of potentially having to order

1314
01:03:06,880 --> 01:03:10,480
Speaker 3: the DMV and replace your driver's license. And now you

1315
01:03:10,480 --> 01:03:13,080
Speaker 3: don't have to retrace your moments. Oh my gosh, moments

1316
01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:16,320
Speaker 3: you don't have to retrace your steps. What a relief.

1317
01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:18,920
Speaker 3: You've got your wallet. I once left. I used to

1318
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:22,720
Speaker 3: have one of those phone cases that was also a wallet.

1319
01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:25,480
Speaker 2: Oh sure, sure, And I loved it.

1320
01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:27,640
Speaker 3: I thought it was the greatest thing ever. I was

1321
01:03:27,680 --> 01:03:31,080
Speaker 3: obsessed with it. I thought I had figured out, you know,

1322
01:03:31,160 --> 01:03:34,600
Speaker 3: it solved everything everything, just like my tiny home, I

1323
01:03:34,640 --> 01:03:39,640
Speaker 3: have everything in this one tiny thing. And then I

1324
01:03:39,800 --> 01:03:46,000
Speaker 3: was extremely high in Dallas at a Starbucks on my

1325
01:03:46,040 --> 01:03:49,800
Speaker 3: way to a Bury Manilo concert. Going I left it

1326
01:03:50,080 --> 01:03:54,880
Speaker 3: at the Starbucks and didn't realize it until I went

1327
01:03:54,920 --> 01:03:57,400
Speaker 3: to the box office to pick up my Manilo tickets

1328
01:03:57,440 --> 01:04:00,240
Speaker 3: and they said, can I see your ID? And I

1329
01:04:00,320 --> 01:04:04,880
Speaker 3: was like no, and thank god, I'm notable. So he

1330
01:04:04,960 --> 01:04:08,640
Speaker 3: googled me and they gave me the ticket and I

1331
01:04:08,720 --> 01:04:10,240
Speaker 3: went to the concert thinking.

1332
01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:12,320
Speaker 2: Without that would have ruined my evening. I would have

1333
01:04:12,360 --> 01:04:12,800
Speaker 2: gone home.

1334
01:04:13,080 --> 01:04:15,760
Speaker 3: I should have gone back to Starbucks, the last place

1335
01:04:15,800 --> 01:04:18,680
Speaker 3: you were. But the tickets were comped because I kind

1336
01:04:18,720 --> 01:04:21,280
Speaker 3: of know Berry manal right, how do you know him?

1337
01:04:21,760 --> 01:04:26,280
Speaker 3: From being a fan, from insisting found his door staff,

1338
01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:29,360
Speaker 3: from insisting I've been a Fanolo for many years and

1339
01:04:29,640 --> 01:04:31,880
Speaker 3: the moment I had a monarch from of fame, I

1340
01:04:31,960 --> 01:04:35,280
Speaker 3: that was my first course. And I've been to his

1341
01:04:35,320 --> 01:04:38,920
Speaker 3: concert nearly twenty times. Wow, I'm a big fan, like legit,

1342
01:04:39,280 --> 01:04:43,720
Speaker 3: not not an un ironic Fanelo and I'm more than

1343
01:04:43,720 --> 01:04:51,160
Speaker 3: a fanlo, I'm an ambassallo and uh so I was like, well,

1344
01:04:51,160 --> 01:04:53,560
Speaker 3: I'm not going to miss the concert. And I also

1345
01:04:53,760 --> 01:04:56,200
Speaker 3: I think we figured out that the Starbucks was closing soon,

1346
01:04:56,240 --> 01:04:58,320
Speaker 3: and I was like, it's not going to matter anyway.

1347
01:04:58,480 --> 01:05:01,600
Speaker 2: I'll just call tomorrow, right, you know.

1348
01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:05,840
Speaker 3: But of course it was gone, and I was in

1349
01:05:06,040 --> 01:05:08,920
Speaker 3: Dallas and I had to fly back to New York

1350
01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:09,800
Speaker 3: in a couple of days.

1351
01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:11,720
Speaker 2: I was caught in Dallas just a week ago.

1352
01:05:12,080 --> 01:05:12,720
Speaker 3: You got stuck.

1353
01:05:12,880 --> 01:05:16,120
Speaker 2: I hate American Airlines. We've said that on this podcast before,

1354
01:05:16,160 --> 01:05:19,400
Speaker 2: but now I'm saying it again. It was a rough experience.

1355
01:05:19,520 --> 01:05:22,400
Speaker 2: All of their the restaurants there at Dallas Fort Worth

1356
01:05:22,480 --> 01:05:26,680
Speaker 2: close at nine pm. Even the Chilis two Chili's two

1357
01:05:26,840 --> 01:05:29,720
Speaker 2: Starbucks is no longer serving hot food after nine o'clock.

1358
01:05:30,280 --> 01:05:32,720
Speaker 2: My ultimate nightmare there stuck.

1359
01:05:33,440 --> 01:05:35,720
Speaker 3: Was there a lounge you could buy into sometimes?

1360
01:05:35,960 --> 01:05:38,480
Speaker 2: Probably, but as we discussed with the lottery, there's no

1361
01:05:38,480 --> 01:05:40,320
Speaker 2: way I'm paying for that, right right, No, that's fair.

1362
01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:41,320
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.

1363
01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:47,200
Speaker 3: Continue, Okay, So anyway, I lost my phone and wallet

1364
01:05:48,120 --> 01:05:51,480
Speaker 3: and the easy thing to get was credit card, literally

1365
01:05:51,560 --> 01:05:54,520
Speaker 3: on the doorstep of the place I was staying the

1366
01:05:54,560 --> 01:05:55,040
Speaker 3: next day.

1367
01:05:55,160 --> 01:05:57,600
Speaker 2: That quickly, so fast? How does that happen?

1368
01:05:57,680 --> 01:06:00,880
Speaker 3: Because they want you to spend money? Got there so

1369
01:06:00,880 --> 01:06:03,480
Speaker 3: so quickly. I had to have a friend who was

1370
01:06:03,480 --> 01:06:07,720
Speaker 3: staying in my apartment FedEx me my passport so that

1371
01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:11,960
Speaker 3: I could get on a plane. And the hardest thing,

1372
01:06:12,600 --> 01:06:15,240
Speaker 3: I mean, getting another driver's license was not easy, but

1373
01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:19,280
Speaker 3: it wasn't pressing. The hardest thing was replacing my phone

1374
01:06:20,080 --> 01:06:23,919
Speaker 3: because you cannot get a phone without an ID.

1375
01:06:24,640 --> 01:06:25,680
Speaker 2: Oh, I will not.

1376
01:06:26,240 --> 01:06:30,480
Speaker 3: They will not give you without an ID. Is that wild?

1377
01:06:30,560 --> 01:06:32,720
Speaker 2: That's bizarre? How does that work?

1378
01:06:32,760 --> 01:06:35,760
Speaker 3: I couldn't believe it. And I was like, do you

1379
01:06:35,800 --> 01:06:38,760
Speaker 3: have Google? I am known?

1380
01:06:39,240 --> 01:06:41,800
Speaker 2: And they wouldn't have said no, sorry, that won't work. Well,

1381
01:06:41,800 --> 01:06:43,520
Speaker 2: this was pre you being on an Apple show.

1382
01:06:44,120 --> 01:06:44,800
Speaker 3: That's true.

1383
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:45,680
Speaker 2: That would have helped.

1384
01:06:45,840 --> 01:06:47,360
Speaker 3: Oh I wonder if that would have helped.

1385
01:06:47,480 --> 01:06:48,200
Speaker 2: That would have helped.

1386
01:06:48,400 --> 01:06:49,959
Speaker 3: If I was at the Apple store and I said,

1387
01:06:50,280 --> 01:06:55,200
Speaker 3: we're colleagues, you might not realize this is what we're called.

1388
01:06:55,480 --> 01:06:58,640
Speaker 3: But I couldn't believe it. Also like, I'm from Dallas.

1389
01:06:58,680 --> 01:07:01,400
Speaker 3: I'm I'm from Dallas. You know I'm a sort of

1390
01:07:01,440 --> 01:07:03,120
Speaker 3: the local su boy.

1391
01:07:03,160 --> 01:07:04,800
Speaker 2: Does it means nothing?

1392
01:07:04,880 --> 01:07:06,800
Speaker 3: They had no idea who I was. They couldn't have

1393
01:07:06,840 --> 01:07:09,000
Speaker 3: cared less at this at this APPORTE.

1394
01:07:08,840 --> 01:07:11,800
Speaker 2: Was just getting destroyed. Life all time low.

1395
01:07:11,720 --> 01:07:13,880
Speaker 3: And they were rude. They were even rude about it.

1396
01:07:13,920 --> 01:07:14,680
Speaker 2: I could.

1397
01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:18,480
Speaker 3: I was so discouraged. It was like such an upsetting,

1398
01:07:18,480 --> 01:07:21,560
Speaker 3: discouraging moment. And luckily I was staying with my very

1399
01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:23,400
Speaker 3: dear friends and they took very good care of me

1400
01:07:23,480 --> 01:07:26,560
Speaker 3: and through the whole ordeal. But holy crap, was at

1401
01:07:26,600 --> 01:07:29,439
Speaker 3: heart and they gave me this is crazy. They gave

1402
01:07:29,480 --> 01:07:32,560
Speaker 3: me one of their credit cards to use in the interim,

1403
01:07:32,880 --> 01:07:35,640
Speaker 3: and I had to Like, I had a rental car

1404
01:07:35,800 --> 01:07:38,720
Speaker 3: and I had to return it, and I was driving

1405
01:07:38,720 --> 01:07:41,480
Speaker 3: without a license. I was freaking out. And then get

1406
01:07:41,520 --> 01:07:42,880
Speaker 3: to the airport and I'm like, oh shit, I have

1407
01:07:42,920 --> 01:07:45,800
Speaker 3: to return this with gas in it. And I go

1408
01:07:45,880 --> 01:07:48,080
Speaker 3: to the gas station and I'm and I'm using their

1409
01:07:48,120 --> 01:07:51,000
Speaker 3: card and it asked for a zip code and I'm like,

1410
01:07:51,720 --> 01:07:53,960
Speaker 3: I'm like, what's that. I don't know. I don't know

1411
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:56,960
Speaker 3: the zip code and I can't remember how I figured

1412
01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:59,280
Speaker 3: it out. Eventually, Oh, I think I had someone's one

1413
01:07:59,280 --> 01:08:01,080
Speaker 3: of their phones or something. They gave me one of

1414
01:08:01,080 --> 01:08:03,600
Speaker 3: their phones, and I was I was like, oh yeah,

1415
01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:06,760
Speaker 3: there's a Luby's cafeteria at the end of their block.

1416
01:08:06,800 --> 01:08:07,360
Speaker 3: Do you know what that is?

1417
01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:09,640
Speaker 2: Take the name of this business.

1418
01:08:11,040 --> 01:08:12,640
Speaker 3: There's a Loobies cafeteria at the end of the block.

1419
01:08:12,680 --> 01:08:15,120
Speaker 3: If I googled the Lubies cafeteria, that will show me

1420
01:08:15,160 --> 01:08:17,240
Speaker 3: the address. And then and then I got the zip

1421
01:08:17,240 --> 01:08:20,200
Speaker 3: code that way, it was like Lubi's Cafeteria. Okay, what

1422
01:08:20,360 --> 01:08:24,559
Speaker 3: is that sidebar? Luby's Cafeteria. They're in Texas. I don't

1423
01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:26,639
Speaker 3: think there are any that they're there anymore. But when

1424
01:08:26,640 --> 01:08:28,640
Speaker 3: I was a kid in Texas, there were two cafeterias.

1425
01:08:29,080 --> 01:08:30,719
Speaker 3: One was Louby's and one was Wyat's.

1426
01:08:30,960 --> 01:08:31,439
Speaker 2: Okay.

1427
01:08:31,640 --> 01:08:33,400
Speaker 3: And it is a place where you go and there's

1428
01:08:33,439 --> 01:08:35,960
Speaker 3: a long line. It's like cafeteria, you know, like a

1429
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:38,320
Speaker 3: school cafeteria. Sure, long line. You get a tray and

1430
01:08:38,360 --> 01:08:40,000
Speaker 3: you go through and you take I want those I

1431
01:08:40,040 --> 01:08:42,559
Speaker 3: want this, okra, I want the chicken. I want this,

1432
01:08:42,720 --> 01:08:44,599
Speaker 3: you know, mac and cheese or the pudding or whatever.

1433
01:08:44,880 --> 01:08:46,680
Speaker 3: And you go down the line and you get in

1434
01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:49,200
Speaker 3: and you go sit at these nice tables and it's

1435
01:08:49,360 --> 01:08:49,960
Speaker 3: quite lovely.

1436
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:52,000
Speaker 2: It sounds loveless, Yes, it's quite lovely.

1437
01:08:52,640 --> 01:08:54,479
Speaker 3: And there was a Loubi's. It's not there anymore, but

1438
01:08:54,479 --> 01:08:56,200
Speaker 3: there's a Looby's at the end of my friend's block.

1439
01:08:56,320 --> 01:09:00,880
Speaker 2: And that helped God bless Loopy or Loopy Luby l

1440
01:09:01,040 --> 01:09:05,040
Speaker 2: u b Y Louby Luby's. And I'm familiar with BUCkies,

1441
01:09:05,120 --> 01:09:06,360
Speaker 2: but that's all different BUCkies.

1442
01:09:06,360 --> 01:09:09,719
Speaker 3: I was. I was literally wearing my BUCkies pajamas this morning.

1443
01:09:10,280 --> 01:09:11,360
Speaker 3: I love BUCkies.

1444
01:09:11,560 --> 01:09:13,200
Speaker 2: I've never been to one, but I feel like it

1445
01:09:13,240 --> 01:09:14,320
Speaker 2: would be a dream world for me.

1446
01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:18,720
Speaker 3: It is so cool. Yeah, BUCkies is a really and

1447
01:09:18,040 --> 01:09:22,200
Speaker 3: I and the billboards are all over the South wherever

1448
01:09:22,240 --> 01:09:24,599
Speaker 3: they are. And my parents live in the Austin area,

1449
01:09:24,640 --> 01:09:26,479
Speaker 3: and I'm in Dallas a lot because that's where I

1450
01:09:26,479 --> 01:09:27,960
Speaker 3: grew up and I have friends there, and I worked

1451
01:09:27,960 --> 01:09:30,439
Speaker 3: there sometimes and I was And so I've driven from

1452
01:09:30,479 --> 01:09:34,639
Speaker 3: Dallas to Austin many times. And there is a BUCkies halfway.

1453
01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:38,040
Speaker 3: It's a little more than halfway. But there are so

1454
01:09:38,240 --> 01:09:42,599
Speaker 3: many signs that you are whipped into a frenzy. By

1455
01:09:42,640 --> 01:09:45,559
Speaker 3: the time you get there. You are so ready for BUCkies.

1456
01:09:46,080 --> 01:09:47,880
Speaker 3: It's like it's like and some of the signs are

1457
01:09:47,880 --> 01:09:50,759
Speaker 3: really cheeky. They're like beef turkey.

1458
01:09:50,960 --> 01:09:54,120
Speaker 2: It'll just like say yeah, right right.

1459
01:09:54,280 --> 01:09:57,280
Speaker 3: I just like say, one of the things that they.

1460
01:09:57,360 --> 01:10:00,720
Speaker 2: Sell, what's their number one thing is I.

1461
01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:04,160
Speaker 3: Think that there's like a beef jerky wall okay wow,

1462
01:10:04,280 --> 01:10:07,120
Speaker 3: and you can get any kind of beef jerky. There's

1463
01:10:07,160 --> 01:10:11,160
Speaker 3: like also can't so much candy, but there's there's also

1464
01:10:11,840 --> 01:10:14,120
Speaker 3: I've never seen so many urinals.

1465
01:10:15,240 --> 01:10:17,120
Speaker 2: There is throughout the store.

1466
01:10:18,560 --> 01:10:22,040
Speaker 3: There everywhere they're outside. You can pump gas and pe

1467
01:10:22,160 --> 01:10:26,160
Speaker 3: at the same time. But there's so many gas pumps.

1468
01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:30,560
Speaker 3: There's so many urinals. And there's also so many freezers

1469
01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:33,920
Speaker 3: with ice that freney because I think a lot of

1470
01:10:33,920 --> 01:10:37,840
Speaker 3: people on road trips with coolers that the right. And

1471
01:10:37,880 --> 01:10:40,559
Speaker 3: then of course, in addition to that, you can get

1472
01:10:40,600 --> 01:10:45,000
Speaker 3: hot lunch, you can get pastries. Colatchies is a big Calachi's.

1473
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:49,520
Speaker 3: You can get Calachies and you can buy your entire wardrobe.

1474
01:10:49,760 --> 01:10:54,160
Speaker 3: They've got clothing, clothing, anything for the kitchen. Any you

1475
01:10:54,800 --> 01:10:59,599
Speaker 3: would have so many doormat options. I'm telling you any

1476
01:10:59,640 --> 01:11:01,920
Speaker 3: dormat you could possibly want. It could say don't mess

1477
01:11:01,960 --> 01:11:04,880
Speaker 3: with Texas, sure, but it could also you probably can

1478
01:11:04,880 --> 01:11:06,360
Speaker 3: find the bridge.

1479
01:11:05,800 --> 01:11:08,519
Speaker 2: Or matt That's the one thing that no one will

1480
01:11:08,560 --> 01:11:11,519
Speaker 2: ever print on a product is the name Bridger Bridges

1481
01:11:11,800 --> 01:11:15,240
Speaker 2: closest I'll ever get bridge, not even a bridge, bridget

1482
01:11:15,600 --> 01:11:16,000
Speaker 2: bridge it.

1483
01:11:16,120 --> 01:11:17,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, bridget. Well you can always get like

1484
01:11:17,960 --> 01:11:20,360
Speaker 3: a Bridget and like turn the T into an R.

1485
01:11:20,680 --> 01:11:24,360
Speaker 2: That's true, it's gonna be j looking carv it R.

1486
01:11:24,479 --> 01:11:28,320
Speaker 3: But yeah, but when I like BUCkies is the kind

1487
01:11:28,320 --> 01:11:29,920
Speaker 3: of place where you go and you're looking through like

1488
01:11:29,960 --> 01:11:33,519
Speaker 3: their housewares department, and you think, I want to buy

1489
01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:36,720
Speaker 3: all new housewares and I want them all to it

1490
01:11:36,800 --> 01:11:40,080
Speaker 3: went this far, it's worth it. There's some small BUCkies,

1491
01:11:40,320 --> 01:11:42,400
Speaker 3: right that aren't like that. There's smaller BUCkies that are

1492
01:11:42,439 --> 01:11:44,760
Speaker 3: more like a really nice seven to eleven. But it's

1493
01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:48,320
Speaker 3: sort of I mean, it's like it's basically like Target

1494
01:11:48,600 --> 01:11:52,120
Speaker 3: meets a gas station meets seven eleven. Yeah, it's a

1495
01:11:52,160 --> 01:11:52,679
Speaker 3: gas station.

1496
01:11:53,400 --> 01:11:58,879
Speaker 2: Well, you're saying gift. Ultimately back to that gift gift

1497
01:11:59,040 --> 01:12:03,799
Speaker 2: gift gift is it's a curse. Those moments between losing

1498
01:12:03,880 --> 01:12:05,840
Speaker 2: the wallet and finding the wallet will age you a

1499
01:12:05,880 --> 01:12:07,920
Speaker 2: million years. I don't care what relief there is. At

1500
01:12:07,920 --> 01:12:12,080
Speaker 2: the end, you're sick to your stomach, and by the

1501
01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:14,680
Speaker 2: time you get to the wallet, you might as well

1502
01:12:14,720 --> 01:12:17,840
Speaker 2: be dead. Damn, it's a horrible I know that there's

1503
01:12:17,880 --> 01:12:22,519
Speaker 2: some relief there, but I'd rather die. It's a curse.

1504
01:12:22,720 --> 01:12:24,599
Speaker 3: Wow, losing the wallet at all?

1505
01:12:24,840 --> 01:12:26,800
Speaker 2: Can't I can't lose the wallet. I can't. I would

1506
01:12:26,880 --> 01:12:30,320
Speaker 2: rather not find the wallet. Oh, I'd rather just have

1507
01:12:30,400 --> 01:12:34,519
Speaker 2: to start over, start a scratch, because I'm devastated, beyond belief.

1508
01:12:34,960 --> 01:12:37,439
Speaker 2: I lost my bag in New York a couple of

1509
01:12:37,439 --> 01:12:41,080
Speaker 2: months ago. The ten minutes of not having it.

1510
01:12:41,680 --> 01:12:44,679
Speaker 3: Horriblees absolutely horrible.

1511
01:12:44,720 --> 01:12:48,400
Speaker 2: Age at least five years, So you've missed that point. Damn. Okay.

1512
01:12:49,040 --> 01:12:52,320
Speaker 2: Number three this is from and this is a strange

1513
01:12:52,360 --> 01:12:55,720
Speaker 2: combination of names. Two listeners have written in Casey and

1514
01:12:55,800 --> 01:12:58,280
Speaker 2: Anthony have suggested food courts.

1515
01:12:58,960 --> 01:13:01,040
Speaker 3: Are you sure it wasn't Casey Anthony.

1516
01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:06,400
Speaker 2: Her middle names, And we're just finding out Casey and

1517
01:13:06,479 --> 01:13:09,720
Speaker 2: Anthony have written in apparently or Casey Anthony and she

1518
01:13:10,080 --> 01:13:12,599
Speaker 2: thought that this would throw us, throw us off. It

1519
01:13:12,640 --> 01:13:16,200
Speaker 2: didn't do much work on a fake name, but they've

1520
01:13:16,200 --> 01:13:19,880
Speaker 2: suggested food courts gift or a curse? Food courts are

1521
01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:20,840
Speaker 2: a gift? Why?

1522
01:13:22,720 --> 01:13:28,479
Speaker 3: There's nothing like a cinnamon or a jamba juice or

1523
01:13:30,840 --> 01:13:33,839
Speaker 3: a full on burger and fries to keep your shopping

1524
01:13:33,880 --> 01:13:38,240
Speaker 3: experience going, because I get very fatigued shopping. I'm not

1525
01:13:38,280 --> 01:13:39,760
Speaker 3: a bit I'm not I don't like shopping. I'm not

1526
01:13:39,800 --> 01:13:42,800
Speaker 3: a big shopper. But if if I can split up

1527
01:13:42,800 --> 01:13:46,439
Speaker 3: a day shopping at them all, or you know, some

1528
01:13:46,600 --> 01:13:50,880
Speaker 3: establishment with lots of shops, with a meal or even

1529
01:13:50,880 --> 01:13:52,960
Speaker 3: a snack, or even if it's just like an even

1530
01:13:52,960 --> 01:13:55,200
Speaker 3: if it's just like a diet coke, sure it will

1531
01:13:55,240 --> 01:13:58,800
Speaker 3: make all the difference in the world. I recently went

1532
01:13:58,840 --> 01:14:01,479
Speaker 3: to a food court at the Galia in Glendale, OH,

1533
01:14:01,479 --> 01:14:04,599
Speaker 3: And I had the most delicious five guys burger and fries.

1534
01:14:04,720 --> 01:14:06,800
Speaker 2: Oh incredible, and a diet coke.

1535
01:14:06,920 --> 01:14:14,599
Speaker 3: It was truly terrific. And it costs thirty dollars. What thirty?

1536
01:14:14,840 --> 01:14:17,160
Speaker 3: It was twenty seven dollars for a.

1537
01:14:17,120 --> 01:14:21,160
Speaker 2: Burger's air court pricing? Right, what are they doing over there?

1538
01:14:21,240 --> 01:14:24,519
Speaker 3: I don't know. Is that am I just getting old?

1539
01:14:24,720 --> 01:14:26,439
Speaker 3: Or is everything more expensive now?

1540
01:14:26,479 --> 01:14:29,479
Speaker 2: I mean things are more expensive. Certainly things have gotten

1541
01:14:29,520 --> 01:14:32,680
Speaker 2: out of hand pricing wise, especially within food. Yeah, I

1542
01:14:32,680 --> 01:14:35,720
Speaker 2: feel like food. The food industry is kind of I

1543
01:14:35,760 --> 01:14:38,040
Speaker 2: don't know what they're doing. The egg prices went up

1544
01:14:38,080 --> 01:14:39,960
Speaker 2: for ten minutes, and then everybody said, everything is now

1545
01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:43,479
Speaker 2: forty dollars, right, but you should not be paying thirty

1546
01:14:43,520 --> 01:14:45,360
Speaker 2: dollars at a food court, five guys.

1547
01:14:45,520 --> 01:14:47,599
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't go to fast food often at all,

1548
01:14:47,720 --> 01:14:50,479
Speaker 3: but like it used to be, you could get a

1549
01:14:50,479 --> 01:14:53,040
Speaker 3: whole meal for five dollars, right, I mean that was sure,

1550
01:14:53,280 --> 01:14:53,880
Speaker 3: that was the thing.

1551
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:56,599
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I mean sure, Michael, I.

1552
01:14:56,560 --> 01:14:59,120
Speaker 3: Mean six under ten.

1553
01:14:59,240 --> 01:15:02,440
Speaker 2: But I will say ten years ago you could get

1554
01:15:02,600 --> 01:15:05,280
Speaker 2: an eight dollars meal. I think you could get something

1555
01:15:05,280 --> 01:15:07,720
Speaker 2: great dollars and now, but if you had said, if

1556
01:15:07,720 --> 01:15:09,439
Speaker 2: I were to estimate how much you paid at the

1557
01:15:09,479 --> 01:15:12,439
Speaker 2: food court, five guys, I would have said, fifteen dollars

1558
01:15:12,840 --> 01:15:14,840
Speaker 2: twenty seven? What did you order?

1559
01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:20,120
Speaker 3: I got a bacon cheeseburger right right, and fries okay,

1560
01:15:20,200 --> 01:15:26,080
Speaker 3: and probably a large diet coke. Sure, but that's that's it.

1561
01:15:26,800 --> 01:15:30,479
Speaker 2: I would say, max sixteen dollars for that. There's something

1562
01:15:30,560 --> 01:15:31,479
Speaker 2: going on at that food court.

1563
01:15:31,520 --> 01:15:32,640
Speaker 3: Do you think they charged me?

1564
01:15:32,720 --> 01:15:37,160
Speaker 2: They must be. There's no way a free standing five

1565
01:15:37,200 --> 01:15:39,760
Speaker 2: guys is charging somebody thirty dollars for that meal. If

1566
01:15:39,760 --> 01:15:41,800
Speaker 2: they are, then the whole company should be shut down.

1567
01:15:41,840 --> 01:15:46,400
Speaker 3: But it's also that five Guys doesn't have a value menu.

1568
01:15:46,800 --> 01:15:49,559
Speaker 3: I feel like most fast food places you can get

1569
01:15:50,160 --> 01:15:53,200
Speaker 3: a combo right of course, and it's cheaper.

1570
01:15:54,040 --> 01:15:56,320
Speaker 2: Well it's not cheaper, but the price is just combined

1571
01:15:56,360 --> 01:15:58,080
Speaker 2: and you don't have to do the math that I

1572
01:15:58,120 --> 01:16:01,040
Speaker 2: think that's basically that actually cheaper. I think that, well

1573
01:16:01,240 --> 01:16:02,320
Speaker 2: maybe some places it's.

1574
01:16:02,280 --> 01:16:04,799
Speaker 3: They don't give it's everything's all a heart At five.

1575
01:16:04,600 --> 01:16:07,679
Speaker 2: Guys, that does it means nothing to me. That should

1576
01:16:07,720 --> 01:16:10,800
Speaker 2: not be thirty dollars in and out That same meal

1577
01:16:10,840 --> 01:16:12,880
Speaker 2: would have been eleven dollars. I know for a fact

1578
01:16:12,920 --> 01:16:15,960
Speaker 2: because I eat it probably twice a week, so in

1579
01:16:15,960 --> 01:16:17,240
Speaker 2: and out my heart is going to explode.

1580
01:16:17,240 --> 01:16:21,040
Speaker 3: Still has they still have a reasonable.

1581
01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:24,719
Speaker 2: Completely reasonable, well made and reasonable. I mean their politics

1582
01:16:24,760 --> 01:16:25,639
Speaker 2: are probably horrible.

1583
01:16:25,880 --> 01:16:29,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, but the fries and in and out are not great.

1584
01:16:29,920 --> 01:16:31,799
Speaker 2: Once you get used to them, everything's fine.

1585
01:16:32,120 --> 01:16:33,480
Speaker 3: The burgers are terrific.

1586
01:16:33,320 --> 01:16:35,960
Speaker 2: Excellent, and if you order the fries well done, you're

1587
01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:36,679
Speaker 2: in a good spot.

1588
01:16:36,800 --> 01:16:40,200
Speaker 3: Oh interesting, These are the tricks people need to know.

1589
01:16:40,320 --> 01:16:42,760
Speaker 3: You can do that. Oh yeah, you can say I

1590
01:16:42,800 --> 01:16:43,880
Speaker 3: want my fries well done.

1591
01:16:43,880 --> 01:16:45,160
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they're happy to do it.

1592
01:16:45,280 --> 01:16:47,400
Speaker 3: Oh okay, because I just like over salt them and

1593
01:16:47,880 --> 01:16:49,200
Speaker 3: pretend like it's.

1594
01:16:49,200 --> 01:16:52,439
Speaker 2: I mean, it is ultimately just or something salt delivery service.

1595
01:16:53,000 --> 01:16:55,559
Speaker 2: I just need something to be pure salt in every meal,

1596
01:16:55,760 --> 01:16:59,560
Speaker 2: So I don't really care what texture it is exactly.

1597
01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:01,760
Speaker 3: What would be your if you had to choose. But

1598
01:17:02,040 --> 01:17:05,240
Speaker 3: any fast food is in and out what you would.

1599
01:17:05,120 --> 01:17:08,120
Speaker 2: In and out and howl and raised, which is not

1600
01:17:08,240 --> 01:17:10,639
Speaker 2: it's there only have two locations in LA but it's

1601
01:17:10,640 --> 01:17:13,880
Speaker 2: a fast food place. It's like, okay, hot chicken. Oh yeah,

1602
01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:16,320
Speaker 2: those are the two places. Frat Burger, what about fast?

1603
01:17:16,479 --> 01:17:18,360
Speaker 2: Never been to a fat Burger? Is really good? Is

1604
01:17:18,400 --> 01:17:20,760
Speaker 2: it really really good? I don't even know where I

1605
01:17:20,760 --> 01:17:21,919
Speaker 2: would go to fat.

1606
01:17:21,800 --> 01:17:24,920
Speaker 3: There's one in Los Felis.

1607
01:17:25,160 --> 01:17:28,720
Speaker 2: Oh, kind of in the same parking lot as John's

1608
01:17:28,920 --> 01:17:29,840
Speaker 2: the grocery store.

1609
01:17:30,360 --> 01:17:33,080
Speaker 3: And there's a CVS there in the middle.

1610
01:17:34,120 --> 01:17:37,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, in the area.

1611
01:17:38,160 --> 01:17:40,719
Speaker 3: But it's not fast. I wouldn't say I wouldn't necessarily

1612
01:17:40,800 --> 01:17:41,759
Speaker 3: call fat Burger fast.

1613
01:17:41,880 --> 01:17:43,280
Speaker 2: It feels more like a casual.

1614
01:17:43,520 --> 01:17:45,000
Speaker 3: You have to wait. I mean they have a drive

1615
01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:45,599
Speaker 3: through situation.

1616
01:17:45,600 --> 01:17:47,240
Speaker 2: So you're saying they have bad service.

1617
01:17:48,160 --> 01:17:49,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I guess that's I guess that is

1618
01:17:49,760 --> 01:17:52,719
Speaker 3: what I'm saying, that it's a good burger, but lousy service.

1619
01:17:53,360 --> 01:17:55,280
Speaker 2: Well, I'll give you the correct answer here in a moment.

1620
01:17:55,360 --> 01:17:56,600
Speaker 2: I do want to say one more thing about the

1621
01:17:56,600 --> 01:17:59,080
Speaker 2: Glendale Galleria. Yeah, I just found out they close at

1622
01:17:59,080 --> 01:18:02,400
Speaker 2: eight pm. That makes no sense, That is not natural

1623
01:18:02,439 --> 01:18:06,080
Speaker 2: for them. All the mall's you're close at nine pm.

1624
01:18:05,880 --> 01:18:08,400
Speaker 3: Nine pm earliest, absolutely.

1625
01:18:07,920 --> 01:18:10,200
Speaker 2: Earliest during the holidays. You've got a ten or eleven o'clock.

1626
01:18:10,720 --> 01:18:12,760
Speaker 2: Eight pm feels like small town to me.

1627
01:18:13,240 --> 01:18:15,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I feel like, if it's eight pm

1628
01:18:15,439 --> 01:18:17,960
Speaker 3: and you're in the middle, will you even make it?

1629
01:18:18,040 --> 01:18:23,280
Speaker 2: You probably freeze, dissolve or something. That makes no sense

1630
01:18:23,320 --> 01:18:26,800
Speaker 2: to me. Eight o'clock very early, nine pm. I don't know.

1631
01:18:27,040 --> 01:18:29,840
Speaker 2: Maybe it's a pandemic post pandemic sort of thing where

1632
01:18:29,840 --> 01:18:33,040
Speaker 2: that we can't sustain them all after eight pm. But

1633
01:18:33,720 --> 01:18:35,880
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure the Dent Tai Fung is open after

1634
01:18:35,920 --> 01:18:39,320
Speaker 2: eight o'clock. So that makes what you're not familiar with

1635
01:18:39,400 --> 01:18:39,960
Speaker 2: Dent Tai Fung.

1636
01:18:40,120 --> 01:18:40,360
Speaker 3: No.

1637
01:18:40,439 --> 01:18:44,320
Speaker 2: The Dumpling Place, Super Dumpling Place, wonderful, almost impossible to

1638
01:18:44,320 --> 01:18:48,000
Speaker 2: get into. They were at the Americana. It's a big

1639
01:18:48,120 --> 01:18:51,200
Speaker 2: controversy because they moved to the Galleria. It was a

1640
01:18:51,200 --> 01:18:52,240
Speaker 2: big win for the Galley.

1641
01:18:52,360 --> 01:18:55,320
Speaker 3: Oh oh, and you can get to it from the outside. Yes, yes, okay,

1642
01:18:55,360 --> 01:18:56,920
Speaker 3: I know what you're talking about, but I've never been.

1643
01:18:57,240 --> 01:18:59,719
Speaker 2: I believe it used to be a virtual reality center

1644
01:18:59,840 --> 01:19:02,599
Speaker 2: that right there that no one went to. Turned into

1645
01:19:02,640 --> 01:19:06,280
Speaker 2: a restaurant Great Dumplings. I do you like the Americana.

1646
01:19:07,280 --> 01:19:09,840
Speaker 2: I like the American. I prefer the Galleria.

1647
01:19:11,439 --> 01:19:12,240
Speaker 3: Do you like the Grove?

1648
01:19:13,120 --> 01:19:15,360
Speaker 2: I don't mind. I feel like the Grove is sparse.

1649
01:19:15,840 --> 01:19:18,240
Speaker 2: They don't have enough happening at the Grove. Don't you

1650
01:19:18,280 --> 01:19:20,840
Speaker 2: think it's pretty small? It is pretty small.

1651
01:19:20,960 --> 01:19:24,880
Speaker 3: The food the farmer's market situation is pretty great. Oh

1652
01:19:24,960 --> 01:19:27,519
Speaker 3: the food court thing there, which doesn't have they don't

1653
01:19:27,520 --> 01:19:29,200
Speaker 3: have that. At the Americana, they don't.

1654
01:19:29,600 --> 01:19:32,519
Speaker 2: The Americana, you kind of have to do almost has

1655
01:19:32,560 --> 01:19:32,960
Speaker 2: no food.

1656
01:19:33,040 --> 01:19:35,760
Speaker 3: It's kind of like the cheese cheesecake factory or popcorn

1657
01:19:35,760 --> 01:19:36,200
Speaker 3: at the movie.

1658
01:19:36,240 --> 01:19:36,760
Speaker 2: Isn't that right?

1659
01:19:36,960 --> 01:19:39,479
Speaker 3: Really all you can or Mike, it's like a really

1660
01:19:39,600 --> 01:19:41,000
Speaker 3: nice restaurants.

1661
01:19:40,840 --> 01:19:44,559
Speaker 2: Right, like the Catsua sushi place. I don't know that

1662
01:19:44,680 --> 01:19:47,080
Speaker 2: qualifies as a nice restaurant, but it's like a sushi place,

1663
01:19:47,120 --> 01:19:47,360
Speaker 2: like I.

1664
01:19:47,320 --> 01:19:51,200
Speaker 3: Said, like you know, not not like I mean cheesecake

1665
01:19:51,200 --> 01:19:52,639
Speaker 3: factory is perfectly nice.

1666
01:19:52,439 --> 01:19:54,679
Speaker 2: But it's we all know what exactly what the cheesecake

1667
01:19:54,680 --> 01:19:59,759
Speaker 2: factory literally a factory. Yes, it's there are people standing

1668
01:19:59,840 --> 01:20:06,280
Speaker 2: in a line producing your product horrible conditions. Okay, well, look,

1669
01:20:06,280 --> 01:20:08,559
Speaker 2: I have to give you the answer. Food courts are

1670
01:20:08,560 --> 01:20:11,240
Speaker 2: a gift. I love a food court. What I'll say,

1671
01:20:11,360 --> 01:20:12,960
Speaker 2: I love to go. I love a hot dog on

1672
01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:16,559
Speaker 2: a stick. I love Well, that might be the only

1673
01:20:16,560 --> 01:20:18,160
Speaker 2: thing I like to eat in a food court anymore,

1674
01:20:19,320 --> 01:20:21,360
Speaker 2: but there's probably something else I would like to eat there.

1675
01:20:22,280 --> 01:20:25,280
Speaker 2: And I love the atmosphere, I love the mix of

1676
01:20:25,400 --> 01:20:30,160
Speaker 2: smells that feels bad. And I prefer them to a

1677
01:20:30,200 --> 01:20:33,599
Speaker 2: food hall. Are you familiar with food halls? Food halls

1678
01:20:33,640 --> 01:20:37,400
Speaker 2: are simply food courts for millennials. Oh, it's exactly a

1679
01:20:37,400 --> 01:20:40,360
Speaker 2: food court, except for we've started calling them a food hall.

1680
01:20:41,439 --> 01:20:47,000
Speaker 2: Maybe they're like slightly nicer restaurants, more chef driven restaurants,

1681
01:20:47,200 --> 01:20:49,840
Speaker 2: but they're ridiculous and I hate that that it even exists.

1682
01:20:50,479 --> 01:20:52,680
Speaker 2: Just give me a trashy food court a teen can

1683
01:20:52,720 --> 01:20:58,040
Speaker 2: make me feel uncomfortable. And Casey and Anthony have written

1684
01:20:58,040 --> 01:21:02,599
Speaker 2: in given us the suggestion. Thank you, Casey and and

1685
01:21:02,760 --> 01:21:05,920
Speaker 2: is probably her grandmother's name. It's a beautiful middle name,

1686
01:21:07,280 --> 01:21:13,200
Speaker 2: full name Andrew, grandmother, grandma Andrew. Well, you got two

1687
01:21:13,200 --> 01:21:15,519
Speaker 2: out of three not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad,

1688
01:21:15,720 --> 01:21:16,240
Speaker 2: not bad.

1689
01:21:16,320 --> 01:21:18,240
Speaker 3: I could have I could have done better, but I could.

1690
01:21:18,720 --> 01:21:20,759
Speaker 2: You can always do better. We can always do better.

1691
01:21:20,800 --> 01:21:23,040
Speaker 2: And that's one of the nice things about life.

1692
01:21:23,080 --> 01:21:24,519
Speaker 3: Do you like Grand Central Market?

1693
01:21:24,680 --> 01:21:26,800
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't mind. I went there a lot during

1694
01:21:26,840 --> 01:21:31,200
Speaker 2: my jury duty trial thing where they were trying to

1695
01:21:31,439 --> 01:21:34,519
Speaker 2: pick jury duty. Yeah, and I ate a lot at

1696
01:21:34,960 --> 01:21:36,520
Speaker 2: They have a good Korean place.

1697
01:21:36,479 --> 01:21:41,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, and an amazing place or what, and then a

1698
01:21:42,000 --> 01:21:46,040
Speaker 3: savch place. So they have all different kinds of phenomenal.

1699
01:21:45,680 --> 01:21:46,920
Speaker 2: I've had neither of those.

1700
01:21:47,320 --> 01:21:48,720
Speaker 3: And egg slut Oh, of.

1701
01:21:48,680 --> 01:21:52,639
Speaker 2: Course, egg slut. That's the original eggs slut ex slot.

1702
01:21:52,720 --> 01:21:56,840
Speaker 2: I'm kind of yeah, I like saying it, but yeah,

1703
01:21:56,880 --> 01:21:59,320
Speaker 2: but the place, I'm like, I think we've seen it's

1704
01:21:59,320 --> 01:22:02,040
Speaker 2: seen better days. Yeah. Also, I think it should be

1705
01:22:02,040 --> 01:22:05,600
Speaker 2: called egg sex worker. Egg sex worker is much catchier.

1706
01:22:06,520 --> 01:22:10,920
Speaker 2: It's time to get with the times egg slut. Okay,

1707
01:22:10,960 --> 01:22:13,120
Speaker 2: it's time for the final segment of the podcast. This

1708
01:22:13,160 --> 01:22:15,639
Speaker 2: is called I said no emails, Yes, people write into

1709
01:22:15,720 --> 01:22:18,439
Speaker 2: I said no gifts at gmail dot com absolutely desperate

1710
01:22:18,439 --> 01:22:21,800
Speaker 2: for answers. Will you help me answer a question? Yeah, okay,

1711
01:22:21,840 --> 01:22:26,040
Speaker 2: let's get into the document here. This says dear Oh,

1712
01:22:26,240 --> 01:22:32,400
Speaker 2: speaking of dear Bridget and predictably disrespectful guests. So I

1713
01:22:32,400 --> 01:22:34,640
Speaker 2: don't know if that was purposeful or what, but this

1714
01:22:34,680 --> 01:22:37,639
Speaker 2: person is just kind of getting at me from the start.

1715
01:22:38,240 --> 01:22:41,120
Speaker 2: I need help. For some background, my now fiance and

1716
01:22:41,160 --> 01:22:44,519
Speaker 2: I got together just about six months before lockdown. As

1717
01:22:44,520 --> 01:22:47,439
Speaker 2: you can into it, we survived and thrived, but as

1718
01:22:47,479 --> 01:22:50,520
Speaker 2: a result of our honeymoon phase continuing into the pandemic,

1719
01:22:50,800 --> 01:22:53,000
Speaker 2: we had extra time and money to go way over

1720
01:22:53,040 --> 01:22:56,200
Speaker 2: the top with gifts for birthdays. As examples, I bought

1721
01:22:56,280 --> 01:22:59,439
Speaker 2: him a much needed Martin acoustic guitar. He followed that

1722
01:22:59,479 --> 01:23:02,000
Speaker 2: with a mini album of five of my favorite songs

1723
01:23:02,000 --> 01:23:05,080
Speaker 2: that he recorded and played every instrument on. I came

1724
01:23:05,120 --> 01:23:07,719
Speaker 2: back at that with having a dozen of our friends

1725
01:23:07,800 --> 01:23:10,640
Speaker 2: record their versions of his favorite songs and learned how

1726
01:23:10,640 --> 01:23:13,040
Speaker 2: to mix to create an album. Oh my God, what's

1727
01:23:13,080 --> 01:23:16,879
Speaker 2: happening here? He came back at that with quite literally

1728
01:23:16,960 --> 01:23:20,240
Speaker 2: individually illustrating the thirty two things he loves about me?

1729
01:23:20,360 --> 01:23:23,600
Speaker 2: Oh what about me? For my thirty second birthday. It

1730
01:23:23,680 --> 01:23:26,160
Speaker 2: goes on, but I'd hate to bore you. Won We've

1731
01:23:26,200 --> 01:23:30,080
Speaker 2: got bad news for you. Last year we called a

1732
01:23:30,160 --> 01:23:33,400
Speaker 2: birthday gift truths as things continued to escalate and we

1733
01:23:33,479 --> 01:23:35,559
Speaker 2: just couldn't outdo each other. Yeah, this could have led

1734
01:23:35,600 --> 01:23:38,120
Speaker 2: to you could escalate to murder. They would have killed

1735
01:23:38,160 --> 01:23:41,240
Speaker 2: each other. In October of twenty twenty four, he will

1736
01:23:41,280 --> 01:23:43,640
Speaker 2: be turning forty, and I feel that I must have

1737
01:23:43,680 --> 01:23:48,080
Speaker 2: a gift of grandiosity, especially since we just did cards

1738
01:23:48,160 --> 01:23:50,840
Speaker 2: last year. He loves music and art most of all

1739
01:23:50,880 --> 01:23:53,479
Speaker 2: the Tim and Eric universe, and is really quite a brilliant,

1740
01:23:53,560 --> 01:23:57,840
Speaker 2: humble and unassuming art professor. I'm willing to splurge on

1741
01:23:57,920 --> 01:24:00,599
Speaker 2: something within reason, but can't come up with a new idea.

1742
01:24:00,920 --> 01:24:03,880
Speaker 2: I've done the cameo thing, gotten him an outdoor pizza oven.

1743
01:24:04,000 --> 01:24:07,120
Speaker 2: A vacation period helped me come up with something new.

1744
01:24:07,200 --> 01:24:11,160
Speaker 2: Best regards Aaron, what is this couple doing? Wow, the

1745
01:24:11,200 --> 01:24:14,720
Speaker 2: amount of things they've done, it's like a lifetime of like.

1746
01:24:14,960 --> 01:24:17,320
Speaker 3: I know, I think. I think for his fortieth birthdays

1747
01:24:17,320 --> 01:24:18,240
Speaker 3: she should dump him.

1748
01:24:18,479 --> 01:24:22,720
Speaker 2: Absolutely get rid of this looser. He drew some pictures

1749
01:24:22,720 --> 01:24:25,559
Speaker 2: and recorded some songs that you had to act like

1750
01:24:25,600 --> 01:24:29,200
Speaker 2: you liked. I know, you're getting him a vacation, an

1751
01:24:29,240 --> 01:24:31,160
Speaker 2: outdoor pizza oven. This guy's a dirt bag.

1752
01:24:31,520 --> 01:24:34,200
Speaker 3: I wonder who she booked on cameo for it?

1753
01:24:34,320 --> 01:24:37,600
Speaker 2: Oh interesting, and she kind of gave us no details

1754
01:24:37,600 --> 01:24:40,160
Speaker 2: about the music or anything. Who could have possibly been?

1755
01:24:40,920 --> 01:24:43,000
Speaker 2: You feel like the guy from Sugar Ray does a

1756
01:24:43,080 --> 01:24:46,280
Speaker 2: lot of cameos. What's his name, Mark McGrath. I'm assuming

1757
01:24:46,280 --> 01:24:48,360
Speaker 2: it was Mark McGrath. Let's go with that.

1758
01:24:48,880 --> 01:24:51,800
Speaker 3: She got she's willing to spend a lot of money

1759
01:24:51,840 --> 01:24:53,519
Speaker 3: a pizza, an outdoor pizza oven.

1760
01:24:53,720 --> 01:24:54,840
Speaker 2: How much does that cost?

1761
01:24:55,479 --> 01:24:59,120
Speaker 3: That's a huge things, right, it's got to be I mean,

1762
01:24:59,160 --> 01:25:02,200
Speaker 3: that's a brick and you know they must be right.

1763
01:25:02,240 --> 01:25:05,439
Speaker 2: I mean maybe my knowledge of a pizza oven is limited,

1764
01:25:05,680 --> 01:25:09,240
Speaker 2: but I'm a I'm picturing one of those giant igloo shapes.

1765
01:25:09,640 --> 01:25:12,160
Speaker 3: It's gotta be huge. You don't just pick that up

1766
01:25:12,200 --> 01:25:16,120
Speaker 3: a no at Low's. That's something that you have to

1767
01:25:16,160 --> 01:25:17,840
Speaker 3: like have I don't think maybe you do.

1768
01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:20,560
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know. That's not assume she

1769
01:25:20,600 --> 01:25:24,760
Speaker 2: spent thirty thousand dollars on that. Wow. The vacation, it

1770
01:25:24,800 --> 01:25:28,760
Speaker 2: feels like, and the pandemic it's twenty twenty. This has

1771
01:25:28,800 --> 01:25:31,439
Speaker 2: been four years of time. Yeah, the amount of this

1772
01:25:31,479 --> 01:25:34,120
Speaker 2: is hundreds of thousands of dollars in gifts. Let's assume

1773
01:25:35,000 --> 01:25:36,599
Speaker 2: this coup. She's got to get out of the get

1774
01:25:36,680 --> 01:25:37,400
Speaker 2: him out of the picture.

1775
01:25:38,160 --> 01:25:40,080
Speaker 3: They don't there's no mention of they're not married.

1776
01:25:41,240 --> 01:25:43,479
Speaker 2: Well, if they are married, she should divorce and get

1777
01:25:43,520 --> 01:25:44,439
Speaker 2: all of this back.

1778
01:25:44,520 --> 01:25:47,800
Speaker 3: Yeah. I think she should like go out with a bang.

1779
01:25:48,240 --> 01:25:54,960
Speaker 3: She should go get pregnant by another man and then

1780
01:25:55,160 --> 01:25:56,520
Speaker 3: say happy fortieth.

1781
01:25:56,840 --> 01:26:01,519
Speaker 2: I'm naming the child after you. The perfect gift. He

1782
01:26:01,560 --> 01:26:03,000
Speaker 2: didn't have to put in any work.

1783
01:26:03,000 --> 01:26:04,880
Speaker 3: And he doesn't have to raise the child because it's

1784
01:26:04,880 --> 01:26:08,720
Speaker 3: somebody else's. He can leave, she can leave. And but

1785
01:26:09,320 --> 01:26:10,280
Speaker 3: what did you get for?

1786
01:26:10,439 --> 01:26:13,840
Speaker 2: Did you? Are you forty? No? But Jim's about to

1787
01:26:13,880 --> 01:26:17,479
Speaker 2: turn a few years from fifty, a couple of years

1788
01:26:17,479 --> 01:26:19,840
Speaker 2: from fifty, and he never does anything for his birthdays.

1789
01:26:19,840 --> 01:26:21,559
Speaker 2: But he keeps threatening that he wants to do something

1790
01:26:21,600 --> 01:26:24,240
Speaker 2: big for his birthday. And I don't even know how

1791
01:26:24,240 --> 01:26:26,280
Speaker 2: that's going to manifest itself because he never does anything

1792
01:26:26,320 --> 01:26:28,360
Speaker 2: for his birthdays. Right, what is he going to want?

1793
01:26:28,479 --> 01:26:32,480
Speaker 3: What is Jimmy Smoogoola gonna want? For his fiftieth.

1794
01:26:32,600 --> 01:26:35,080
Speaker 2: He doesn't ever want anything. It's he's a very hard

1795
01:26:35,120 --> 01:26:38,479
Speaker 2: person to get a gift for. I guess some sort

1796
01:26:38,520 --> 01:26:43,680
Speaker 2: of event, a party, Yeah, where people come and celebrate him.

1797
01:26:43,720 --> 01:26:48,760
Speaker 3: I think, well, he loves he loves like like good desserts.

1798
01:26:48,960 --> 01:26:50,840
Speaker 2: He loves it. He loves a good meal. So I

1799
01:26:50,840 --> 01:26:51,960
Speaker 2: think cheesecake factory.

1800
01:26:52,080 --> 01:26:54,920
Speaker 3: I think it's cheesecake factory at the Americana.

1801
01:26:55,200 --> 01:26:58,680
Speaker 2: That's always the ultimate gift. Jim would say, can we

1802
01:26:58,720 --> 01:27:00,479
Speaker 2: please just go somewhere where we don't get a number?

1803
01:27:02,720 --> 01:27:06,080
Speaker 2: He says that to me because that's so funny. So

1804
01:27:06,120 --> 01:27:08,439
Speaker 2: that's what That's how I was spoiled him on his fiftieth.

1805
01:27:08,479 --> 01:27:11,599
Speaker 3: But this person, for my my fortieth was in the

1806
01:27:11,600 --> 01:27:15,240
Speaker 3: pandemic and Ryan got me a few things, but he

1807
01:27:15,320 --> 01:27:18,400
Speaker 3: got me a vintage Barry Manelow shirt.

1808
01:27:18,720 --> 01:27:21,760
Speaker 2: Oh that's a really good as you know, from what

1809
01:27:21,960 --> 01:27:23,519
Speaker 2: decade would you say it was?

1810
01:27:23,800 --> 01:27:25,120
Speaker 3: I think it was eighties.

1811
01:27:25,360 --> 01:27:28,080
Speaker 2: Wow, So that's a real that's a stunning.

1812
01:27:27,680 --> 01:27:33,280
Speaker 3: Shirt, really cute shirt fit me perfectly, it was, it was.

1813
01:27:33,400 --> 01:27:36,160
Speaker 3: That was a really really good gift. And for him

1814
01:27:36,520 --> 01:27:41,960
Speaker 3: I got and his nephew, our nephew and his sister

1815
01:27:42,040 --> 01:27:45,200
Speaker 3: helped help. We got him a video, a compilation of

1816
01:27:45,240 --> 01:27:46,720
Speaker 3: everybody that loves him.

1817
01:27:47,080 --> 01:27:50,160
Speaker 2: You know, he's very sweet. That's a yeah, end in

1818
01:27:50,240 --> 01:27:51,120
Speaker 2: tears sort of thing.

1819
01:27:51,240 --> 01:27:54,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, exactly if he if he had tears, he's emotionless.

1820
01:27:54,520 --> 01:27:57,559
Speaker 2: He's emotionless, and he didn't care. A very cold, cruel person.

1821
01:28:00,280 --> 01:28:03,720
Speaker 3: Yeah. So yeah, like that's that's tough. That's she's really

1822
01:28:03,760 --> 01:28:04,599
Speaker 3: outdone herself.

1823
01:28:04,680 --> 01:28:08,280
Speaker 2: She's painted herself into a corner where all she can

1824
01:28:08,320 --> 01:28:11,800
Speaker 2: do is have an affair and get pregnant and move

1825
01:28:11,840 --> 01:28:14,080
Speaker 2: on with her life and ditch this loser. I think

1826
01:28:14,120 --> 01:28:18,280
Speaker 2: that's take his pizza oven. Yeah, take back the vacation.

1827
01:28:18,439 --> 01:28:24,960
Speaker 2: However you can do that, demand the rights to the cameo. Uh,

1828
01:28:25,200 --> 01:28:26,360
Speaker 2: and then it's perfect.

1829
01:28:26,560 --> 01:28:29,280
Speaker 3: But if he's an art history professor, I suppose you

1830
01:28:29,320 --> 01:28:32,559
Speaker 3: could do. You know, I was in a stage version

1831
01:28:32,600 --> 01:28:33,599
Speaker 3: of the Da Vinci Code.

1832
01:28:33,840 --> 01:28:34,800
Speaker 2: Oh I love this.

1833
01:28:35,120 --> 01:28:35,320
Speaker 3: I know.

1834
01:28:35,400 --> 01:28:39,840
Speaker 2: I'm surprisingly on stage. That's where I was. That's what

1835
01:28:39,960 --> 01:28:41,080
Speaker 2: it was born to be.

1836
01:28:41,240 --> 01:28:43,400
Speaker 3: I sort of thought that's what the bulk of this

1837
01:28:43,520 --> 01:28:45,479
Speaker 3: interview would be about. But it's okay that.

1838
01:28:45,320 --> 01:28:50,240
Speaker 2: That episode we'll have a slight music and then get

1839
01:28:50,280 --> 01:28:51,160
Speaker 2: into episode two.

1840
01:28:52,200 --> 01:28:58,160
Speaker 3: Dan Brown, Dan Dan is actually really cool house. I hope.

1841
01:28:58,160 --> 01:28:59,200
Speaker 2: So he's got a lot of money.

1842
01:28:59,280 --> 01:29:02,000
Speaker 3: He has so much money, and he's done really well.

1843
01:29:02,040 --> 01:29:03,800
Speaker 3: He's done a really good job with it, like he

1844
01:29:04,800 --> 01:29:07,640
Speaker 3: you know, sometimes he's like like really really rich people.

1845
01:29:07,439 --> 01:29:10,200
Speaker 2: You think, you know, what are you even doing with it?

1846
01:29:10,479 --> 01:29:12,640
Speaker 2: Like oh constantly like oh, you get to have all

1847
01:29:12,680 --> 01:29:14,960
Speaker 2: that money and you're doing making horrible choices.

1848
01:29:15,200 --> 01:29:17,160
Speaker 3: He has, He had us over his house and it

1849
01:29:17,280 --> 01:29:20,760
Speaker 3: is a really cool house. Very Dan Brown. Anyway, one

1850
01:29:20,800 --> 01:29:23,240
Speaker 3: of the closing night gifts or opening night gifts that

1851
01:29:23,320 --> 01:29:27,360
Speaker 3: someone gave all of us was a Mona Lisa card,

1852
01:29:27,840 --> 01:29:29,840
Speaker 3: but instead of the Mona Lisa face, it was our

1853
01:29:29,880 --> 01:29:34,679
Speaker 3: own face. And I wonder as an art historian if

1854
01:29:34,880 --> 01:29:36,559
Speaker 3: he might get a kick out of something like that.

1855
01:29:36,560 --> 01:29:40,639
Speaker 2: That's not a bad idea commission a really accurate Yeah,

1856
01:29:40,800 --> 01:29:43,639
Speaker 2: it's what is the Mona Lisa oil? Well, I can

1857
01:29:43,680 --> 01:29:49,080
Speaker 2: assume oil on whatever Mona Lisa has done the original

1858
01:29:49,280 --> 01:29:51,600
Speaker 2: medium and of his face.

1859
01:29:52,120 --> 01:29:54,800
Speaker 3: Or what about like what about like a portrait of

1860
01:29:54,880 --> 01:29:56,479
Speaker 3: him in the style of Van Goal.

1861
01:29:57,040 --> 01:30:00,080
Speaker 2: Oh interesting, you know like all like I mean, I

1862
01:30:00,080 --> 01:30:03,479
Speaker 2: think what you're kind of doing without realizing it is

1863
01:30:03,479 --> 01:30:05,519
Speaker 2: setting up a divorce because he's not gonna like it,

1864
01:30:05,680 --> 01:30:09,200
Speaker 2: and she's gonna feel mad. I want them to separate. Yes,

1865
01:30:09,400 --> 01:30:11,160
Speaker 2: you're just trying to get this stupid part as quickly

1866
01:30:11,200 --> 01:30:13,400
Speaker 2: as possible. Something to mock him.

1867
01:30:13,800 --> 01:30:16,680
Speaker 3: I want her to do something to say I don't

1868
01:30:16,720 --> 01:30:17,280
Speaker 3: respect you.

1869
01:30:18,160 --> 01:30:25,680
Speaker 2: This is all a lie. Well, Aaron, let's see Aaron. Oh,

1870
01:30:25,840 --> 01:30:31,880
Speaker 2: I'm sorry you're talking to but you were well, Aaron,

1871
01:30:34,360 --> 01:30:37,200
Speaker 2: I might this long to lose my mind on the episode. No,

1872
01:30:37,400 --> 01:30:42,559
Speaker 2: Aaron has so many options here, cheesecake factory, baby painting.

1873
01:30:46,080 --> 01:30:48,080
Speaker 2: You can't go wrong. You can't go wrong. You absolutely

1874
01:30:48,120 --> 01:30:52,360
Speaker 2: cannot go wrong. On the fortieth, you've got toll October. Yeah,

1875
01:30:52,680 --> 01:30:54,000
Speaker 2: you know to do all of those.

1876
01:30:54,479 --> 01:30:56,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, you could do them all right, but but you

1877
01:30:56,960 --> 01:30:58,360
Speaker 3: know you could start now and you could have the

1878
01:30:58,400 --> 01:30:59,320
Speaker 3: baby by October.

1879
01:30:59,360 --> 01:31:01,759
Speaker 2: Oh my god, the baby could be entering high school.

1880
01:31:02,520 --> 01:31:09,639
Speaker 2: Really resent Yes, perfect, well, Michael, we answered the question perfectly. Great,

1881
01:31:09,680 --> 01:31:13,160
Speaker 2: I think so. And now I have this measuring tape

1882
01:31:13,200 --> 01:31:15,880
Speaker 2: which I'm just gonna go crazy with measure thing. I'm

1883
01:31:15,880 --> 01:31:18,400
Speaker 2: going to know the measurement of everything in my home.

1884
01:31:18,640 --> 01:31:20,680
Speaker 3: Anything within three feet. You can keep your.

1885
01:31:20,600 --> 01:31:22,439
Speaker 2: Feet, but you can also go you know, then you

1886
01:31:22,800 --> 01:31:24,599
Speaker 2: do three feet and then you just keep your finger

1887
01:31:24,640 --> 01:31:26,040
Speaker 2: there and then do another three feet.

1888
01:31:26,200 --> 01:31:28,160
Speaker 3: That's right. That's the beauty of the tape.

1889
01:31:28,280 --> 01:31:31,960
Speaker 2: That's the beauty of tape and space. And uh, I've

1890
01:31:32,000 --> 01:31:34,720
Speaker 2: just had a wonderful time with you here today. Thank

1891
01:31:34,800 --> 01:31:38,400
Speaker 2: you for being here and listener, the podcast is over.

1892
01:31:38,479 --> 01:31:41,600
Speaker 2: You've got to find something else to do. I'm not

1893
01:31:41,640 --> 01:31:44,200
Speaker 2: giving you any suggestions. I'm leaving you on your own.

1894
01:31:44,280 --> 01:31:51,800
Speaker 2: Get out of here, goodbye. I love you. I said,

1895
01:31:51,800 --> 01:31:55,040
Speaker 2: No Gifts is an exactly right production. It's produced by

1896
01:31:55,080 --> 01:31:58,280
Speaker 2: our dear friend Analise Nilson, and it's beautifully mixed by

1897
01:31:58,280 --> 01:32:01,479
Speaker 2: Ben Holliday. And we couldn't do it without our guest booker,

1898
01:32:01,640 --> 01:32:05,920
Speaker 2: Patrick Kottner. The theme song, of course, could only come

1899
01:32:05,960 --> 01:32:09,960
Speaker 2: from miracle worker Amy Mann. You must follow the show

1900
01:32:10,080 --> 01:32:12,599
Speaker 2: on Instagram. At I said no Gifts, I don't want

1901
01:32:12,600 --> 01:32:14,880
Speaker 2: to hear any excuses. That's where you get to see

1902
01:32:14,880 --> 01:32:17,320
Speaker 2: pictures of all these gorgeous gifts I'm getting. And don't

1903
01:32:17,320 --> 01:32:21,639
Speaker 2: you want to see pictures of the gifts? Hell I invite?

1904
01:32:21,680 --> 01:32:29,360
Speaker 1: Did you hear Thuna Man myself perfectly clear. When you're

1905
01:32:29,479 --> 01:32:35,440
Speaker 1: a guest to me, you gotta come to me empty.

1906
01:32:35,840 --> 01:32:42,960
Speaker 1: And I said, no gifts your presences presence enough and

1907
01:32:43,240 --> 01:32:47,680
Speaker 1: I already had too much stuff. So how do you

1908
01:32:48,160 --> 01:32:50,160
Speaker 1: dare to survey me