WEBVTT - Cereal In A Can 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:01.240 All right, what's up? 0:00:01.480 --> 0:00:02.600 It's another episode? 0:00:03.160 --> 0:00:04.320 Uh start? 0:00:04.680 --> 0:00:07.240 Yeah, we started hit it? Okay, hold please, if. 0:00:07.160 --> 0:00:10.840 I was doing it to be started, do it. Yeah, 0:00:10.960 --> 0:00:31.240 it's gotta be louder, louder, that's what I'm told. Louder now. 0:00:31.240 --> 0:00:33.040 My buddy Matt said, when you play all this stuff, 0:00:33.159 --> 0:00:35.479 it's not loud enough, but it's barely audible. 0:00:35.840 --> 0:00:38.040 Oh okay, so you gotta put it up higher, like okay, 0:00:38.120 --> 0:00:41.040 Well it's there, you go. It's it's potted up. 0:00:41.320 --> 0:00:42.400 Very good, very good. 0:00:42.520 --> 0:00:42.840 Thanks. 0:00:42.960 --> 0:00:45.760 I think I need a brawl. Look watch what happens 0:00:46.080 --> 0:00:46.920 like they shake. 0:00:47.520 --> 0:00:49.200 You know, it's the it's the holiday season. 0:00:49.240 --> 0:00:51.720 It doesn't matter. I'm as big as I've ever been. Andrew, 0:00:52.200 --> 0:00:52.800 I don't like this. 0:00:53.040 --> 0:00:55.960 That's a lie because there's that infamous picture of you 0:00:56.040 --> 0:00:58.240 with Jesse McCartney that says otherwise. 0:00:58.280 --> 0:00:59.600 You know what, though I didn't. I don't know my 0:00:59.720 --> 0:01:03.800 weight back then. Uh right now, I'm two six point six, Okay, 0:01:03.960 --> 0:01:05.760 I mean I haven't been in the club for a while. 0:01:05.800 --> 0:01:08.199 I'm back in the club now. Yeah, the two hundred club. 0:01:08.319 --> 0:01:10.319 Well, you know it is, like I said, the holidays, 0:01:10.640 --> 0:01:12.759 people are indulging a little more nowadays. 0:01:12.840 --> 0:01:14.840 I also just sucked the cream out of two donuts. 0:01:14.880 --> 0:01:17.160 Well that's between you and God. Yeah, I can't help 0:01:17.160 --> 0:01:18.760 you with that one. And we're about to eat some 0:01:18.800 --> 0:01:22.280 garbage Cereal. Welcome to Serial Killers. I'm Scottie B. And 0:01:22.319 --> 0:01:22.839 I'm Andrew. 0:01:22.840 --> 0:01:24.920 And this is episode two oh nine. Today is Monday, 0:01:24.959 --> 0:01:28.680 December thirteenth. Wow, the year is almost over. It is 0:01:28.760 --> 0:01:29.479 you know it's coming. 0:01:29.400 --> 0:01:29.959 Up in two weeks. 0:01:30.000 --> 0:01:33.080 Andrew, the spoony is the spoony. 0:01:33.200 --> 0:01:35.320 Yeah, spoony? 0:01:35.480 --> 0:01:39.200 Go ahead, what do you got what? Oh yo yo, 0:01:39.400 --> 0:01:40.520 yay yo. 0:01:41.120 --> 0:01:43.360 Thank you guys, thank you so much. All right, it's 0:01:43.400 --> 0:01:44.760 the biggest night in Cereal. 0:01:44.880 --> 0:01:46.679 You're like a little kid with a toy on Christmas. 0:01:46.680 --> 0:01:49.200 Like there's things. There's the same sound effects every week. 0:01:49.800 --> 0:01:52.120 Oh crickets. So what a dumb joke? Uh oh ooh 0:01:52.400 --> 0:01:55.480 the fairy is here? Oh what could that be all about? 0:01:55.880 --> 0:02:01.560 Oh stupid joke. Oh man, my grandma just died. Oh yeah, yeah, 0:02:01.840 --> 0:02:04.800 the show's over. I mean like it's the same stuff 0:02:05.240 --> 0:02:08.440 with different things in there. You know what I've I've 0:02:08.440 --> 0:02:11.960 had a lot of sugar today. Maybe I have oh diabetes, 0:02:11.960 --> 0:02:13.600 where is it? It's not there? If I was doing 0:02:13.639 --> 0:02:15.720 the buttons over there, I would have it at my disposal. 0:02:15.840 --> 0:02:17.160 Now if you were doing it, you know what it 0:02:17.160 --> 0:02:17.520 would be. 0:02:18.120 --> 0:02:18.400 You have? 0:02:21.080 --> 0:02:24.480 Oh I can't find it? Oh damn it. Why is 0:02:24.520 --> 0:02:26.280 nothing labeled? Nothing's labeled. 0:02:26.280 --> 0:02:26.960 Nothing's labeled here? 0:02:28.840 --> 0:02:30.880 You know what what's supposed to way? The diabet is sound, 0:02:30.880 --> 0:02:32.880 I can't find it. Someone's moving things in my folders. 0:02:34.200 --> 0:02:38.799 That's you. Yeah, thanks, great, All right, let's eat some cereal, buddy. Also, 0:02:39.360 --> 0:02:41.600 you just pressed all those buttons like you were a child. 0:02:41.919 --> 0:02:44.960 What do you mean you were like eight creakd noises? 0:02:45.000 --> 0:02:48.280 Oh harbes me. I can't wait to make that the 0:02:48.320 --> 0:02:50.079 clip for this week's episode. So this way you could 0:02:50.080 --> 0:02:51.760 see yourself acting like a small child. 0:02:51.880 --> 0:02:55.359 Cool, still waiting on the brand new Cinigram toast Crunch. 0:02:55.440 --> 0:02:58.400 Haven't seen that yet, Okay, PJ Masks haven't seen that yet. 0:02:58.520 --> 0:03:01.280 Reese's clusters haven't seen that yet. However, I do see 0:03:01.320 --> 0:03:04.440 it on Instagram. There are cereal podcasts that have this stuff, 0:03:04.600 --> 0:03:06.400 and it's because they reach out to the cereal companies. 0:03:06.440 --> 0:03:08.160 All right, let's go all you that. Well, No, you 0:03:08.200 --> 0:03:10.400 have this connection with General Mills. Apparently you're just supposed 0:03:10.400 --> 0:03:12.560 to request and they send back. I don't see anything. 0:03:12.560 --> 0:03:14.000 Well, I mean, you do have access to the email, 0:03:14.040 --> 0:03:15.520 so you can always log in and do it yourself. 0:03:15.600 --> 0:03:16.680 I never spoke to these people. 0:03:16.760 --> 0:03:18.560 Doesn't matter. I don't know who I'm speaking to anyway. 0:03:18.600 --> 0:03:19.480 They just send me a link. 0:03:19.639 --> 0:03:21.600 Shall we start with the new cereal Andrews speaking of 0:03:21.639 --> 0:03:22.320 General Mills. 0:03:22.440 --> 0:03:24.840 Of course it's new, and I love that so much. 0:03:24.840 --> 0:03:25.560 You're so great. 0:03:25.680 --> 0:03:28.240 Okay, no, none of that button stuff. So this one 0:03:28.320 --> 0:03:34.160 is from Cascadian Farm, which is a subsidiary, subsidiary, subsidiary. 0:03:33.480 --> 0:03:35.520 Yes, of General Mills. 0:03:35.920 --> 0:03:36.440 Look at that. 0:03:36.520 --> 0:03:37.040 It's new. 0:03:37.320 --> 0:03:38.320 It's vanilla crisp. 0:03:38.600 --> 0:03:39.920 Can you see it? Yeah, that looks good. 0:03:40.000 --> 0:03:42.400 It's new on it. That's in my face, creating a 0:03:42.440 --> 0:03:45.440 wave of cascading change. And there's a bee on the 0:03:45.480 --> 0:03:48.440 back and a butterfly and a farm and a river. 0:03:48.560 --> 0:03:50.119 Do you have to do the Scottie shake for this one? 0:03:50.320 --> 0:03:51.880 I don't because they're just flakes. 0:03:51.960 --> 0:03:55.960 Oh okay, vanilla crisp, cereal, no sugar added, sweetened with fruit. 0:03:56.000 --> 0:03:59.080 That frightened me a little bit, whole grain wheat, rice, 0:03:59.280 --> 0:04:03.960 date powder, natural vanilla flavor. M it's vegan, okay, I 0:04:04.000 --> 0:04:05.160 know most cereals are vegan. 0:04:05.360 --> 0:04:07.720 Did you know that I found a gray hair in 0:04:07.720 --> 0:04:08.560 my beard today. 0:04:08.840 --> 0:04:09.920 I did know that. 0:04:10.080 --> 0:04:10.960 I'm terrified. 0:04:11.040 --> 0:04:12.800 I've seen it for weeks. I didn't want to say anything. 0:04:12.840 --> 0:04:15.960 What. Yeah, sorry, you've seen it for weeks and you 0:04:15.960 --> 0:04:16.679 didn't say anything. 0:04:16.760 --> 0:04:18.680 Yeah, I guess I'm not bringed you. I could have 0:04:18.680 --> 0:04:19.080 a friend. 0:04:19.240 --> 0:04:21.880 Yeah, I'm gonna go pull that out with tweezers. Just kidding. 0:04:21.920 --> 0:04:24.200 I heard you're not supposed to do that. Why, because 0:04:24.200 --> 0:04:26.520 they say when you pull one more grow up. I 0:04:26.560 --> 0:04:31.919 think that's a an old wives tale. Did you just 0:04:32.000 --> 0:04:33.839 stick the spoon into the dry cereal? 0:04:33.920 --> 0:04:36.400 I'm not so sure about this milk. You try it first. 0:04:36.640 --> 0:04:39.520 Great, here goes Andrew doing another thing that he's gonna 0:04:39.560 --> 0:04:40.040 vomit over. 0:04:40.200 --> 0:04:43.159 It's whole milk, and the date is still five days away. 0:04:43.240 --> 0:04:45.800 All right, but it's been open for a while. All right, 0:04:45.880 --> 0:04:46.520 let's go into. 0:04:46.400 --> 0:04:48.400 This Cascadian Farm organic vanilla crisp. 0:04:48.400 --> 0:04:53.039 You're ready, all right? One? Two, two, three? Is it good? 0:04:54.120 --> 0:04:59.520 Milk's okay? All right, I'm just kidding. You're glad there. 0:04:59.560 --> 0:05:05.080 It is taste like frosting. Yeah, maybe it's the disgusting 0:05:05.440 --> 0:05:07.240 old milk, but I like it. 0:05:07.320 --> 0:05:10.320 Oh wait, I think that this needs something what Look 0:05:10.360 --> 0:05:13.520 what I found. Wow, it's a big old bag of 0:05:13.640 --> 0:05:18.160 just Lucky Trumps marshmallows, just magical marshmallows limited edition. 0:05:18.320 --> 0:05:19.200 When did those come out? 0:05:19.839 --> 0:05:23.560 Not terribly long ago? Look at that? Look marshmallows. 0:05:23.680 --> 0:05:24.520 That's amazing cool. 0:05:24.680 --> 0:05:25.760 I think the lucky term for somebody. 0:05:25.800 --> 0:05:28.920 I really don't need them. Why, well, first rate the 0:05:28.960 --> 0:05:31.680 cereal without, you know, okay, without it gets three balls. 0:05:31.839 --> 0:05:34.160 I agree, we're not gonna rate it with. We're just 0:05:34.160 --> 0:05:34.800 gonna eat it with. 0:05:35.240 --> 0:05:37.920 Right, So what weight were you again? I don't know, 0:05:38.440 --> 0:05:39.600 because now we're eating. 0:05:39.720 --> 0:05:42.720 Hell gots it right there? You know what that is? 0:05:43.160 --> 0:05:45.760 That's Lucky Trump's flakes. We just invented a new cereal. 0:05:46.279 --> 0:05:50.320 I actually love that. Right, that's amazing. You know what? 0:05:50.440 --> 0:05:55.080 Good what the vanilla on the flake isn't too much? 0:05:55.480 --> 0:05:58.880 You know with the marshmallows, it's like a perfect balance, 0:05:59.240 --> 0:06:02.760 right that. I think Lucky Charms, Lucky Charms, who makes 0:06:02.800 --> 0:06:03.400 Lucky Charms? 0:06:03.720 --> 0:06:06.400 Goodbye, General Mills, thanks for checking us out. Gotta go 0:06:07.080 --> 0:06:09.880 hit all these things I don't know. Goodbye? Where's the 0:06:09.920 --> 0:06:10.559 goodbye button? 0:06:11.080 --> 0:06:13.479 We don't have that? Yes it's General Mills Lucky Charm. 0:06:13.600 --> 0:06:16.560 Yeah okay, so yeah, General Mills. If you're listening, we 0:06:16.600 --> 0:06:16.960 want to. 0:06:16.880 --> 0:06:17.640 Be don't listen. 0:06:18.000 --> 0:06:20.599 They don't send us anything. General Mills. If you're listening, 0:06:20.600 --> 0:06:23.320 they're not listening General Mills. If you're listening, it might 0:06:23.360 --> 0:06:25.800 be some general named mister Mills. But I mean, there's 0:06:25.839 --> 0:06:27.960 no cereal company listening to us. The only one that 0:06:28.000 --> 0:06:29.880 might listen is like Bakery on Main because they're kind 0:06:29.880 --> 0:06:32.839 of cool. But no Cereal company listen to us. General Mills. 0:06:32.839 --> 0:06:36.000 If you're listening, Lucky Charms Flakes will be the spokespeople 0:06:36.000 --> 0:06:39.440 for it. Let's let's let's practice with the commercial practice. No, 0:06:39.520 --> 0:06:41.919 let's practice with the commercial. No, you could be my 0:06:41.960 --> 0:06:46.440 fake TV dad. No, hey, no Dad, I'd love some 0:06:46.520 --> 0:06:49.480 delicious breakfast. What could I have this morning? 0:06:49.760 --> 0:06:52.119 No, you need to be a leprechaun it's Lucky Charms. 0:06:52.120 --> 0:06:53.880 You don't, then you be the leopard. No, I'm not 0:06:53.920 --> 0:06:55.920 doing this. Turn it off three balls next? 0:06:57.200 --> 0:07:00.240 Hey TV Dad? What should I have for breakfast this mon? 0:07:01.080 --> 0:07:01.800 This is so dumb? 0:07:01.839 --> 0:07:02.159 Andrew? 0:07:02.200 --> 0:07:05.040 Hey, oh you should have the Lucky Charms flicks please, 0:07:05.080 --> 0:07:06.279 that's delicious. 0:07:05.880 --> 0:07:08.720 With flicks and every bton my marshmallow de taste. You 0:07:08.960 --> 0:07:13.120 love Lucky Charms with marshmallows, Lucky Charms flicks with marshmallows. 0:07:12.760 --> 0:07:15.280 Is very offensive to who can you stop it? 0:07:15.480 --> 0:07:18.360 Others? Do you know an actual leprechaun? Yes? Who? 0:07:18.400 --> 0:07:18.880 It's enough. 0:07:19.160 --> 0:07:20.160 I got other questions. 0:07:20.160 --> 0:07:21.960 All right, let's move on to the next one. Yeah, right, 0:07:22.720 --> 0:07:26.360 three balls, three balls, three balls. See if this was 0:07:26.360 --> 0:07:28.760 on my little thing over there, I would this on. 0:07:28.800 --> 0:07:29.920 My little thing movie. 0:07:30.160 --> 0:07:32.000 Well, I have heard some feedback of the. 0:07:32.240 --> 0:07:35.080 I've heard some feedback. One person, the guy who listens 0:07:35.120 --> 0:07:38.440 all the time, your friend met, I met. Nice to 0:07:38.480 --> 0:07:41.000 hear from you. I hope you're enjoying my mocking voice. 0:07:41.080 --> 0:07:44.320 I trust him only him, Yeah, all of your comments. 0:07:44.320 --> 0:07:47.320 My favorite is when you'll text me people are complaining. Yeah, 0:07:47.360 --> 0:07:51.040 one person, but I trust him one person. No, there's 0:07:51.120 --> 0:07:55.440 multiple who lots? Where's the lots? Carrie Hedges, Carrie Hedges 0:07:55.480 --> 0:07:57.560 loves it this way? He complained, No, he didn't, Yes 0:07:57.560 --> 0:07:58.480 he did. When did he complain? 0:07:58.560 --> 0:08:01.480 Newman other Scott? He complained he didn't. He's like, yeah, 0:08:01.560 --> 0:08:03.400 you have the broadcast. You have to push the flag. 0:08:03.600 --> 0:08:07.400 See he complained, that's not a thing. Yeah, nothing you're saying. 0:08:07.400 --> 0:08:09.320 He complained about it. You're a child and the other 0:08:09.360 --> 0:08:11.600 girl the serial Girl. She complained about it. 0:08:11.680 --> 0:08:13.640 No, everyone loves it, and we're actually getting really good 0:08:13.640 --> 0:08:15.840 YouTube views. So maybe you should stop being such a 0:08:15.840 --> 0:08:19.840 pessimist and said, be an optimist. Look to be a 0:08:19.840 --> 0:08:20.440 little happier. 0:08:20.480 --> 0:08:21.760 How much time has gone by so far? 0:08:22.560 --> 0:08:23.960 You could see, oh minutes. 0:08:24.080 --> 0:08:25.880 Oh, we'll be back right after this. 0:08:25.920 --> 0:08:27.800 Are we really doing that here? Yeah? Hit the flag? 0:08:27.960 --> 0:08:28.360 Why now? 0:08:28.440 --> 0:08:29.680 Why not they we're halfway through? 0:08:29.800 --> 0:08:33.679 No, we're not sure we are. Okay, we'll be back 0:08:33.760 --> 0:08:37.640 right after the break area and we're back. 0:08:37.760 --> 0:08:40.559 Okay. Oh, by the way, still available, limited time. It's 0:08:40.600 --> 0:08:43.320 almost over. Serial KILLERSPC dot com. 0:08:43.600 --> 0:08:44.040 Check it out. 0:08:44.040 --> 0:08:48.199 Wax cabin are candle collection for the holiday season. 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Scott is so great. 0:09:22.600 --> 0:09:25.480 I wish I knew as much as cereal about like 0:09:25.559 --> 0:09:31.440 Scott does. Yeah, Or that I am lost without Scott. 0:09:31.679 --> 0:09:34.280 No, I just kind of help you through the woods. 0:09:34.400 --> 0:09:37.160 I could make change up the Robin Thick song. I'm 0:09:37.280 --> 0:09:41.559 lost with the Scott. What's that song? Nobody knows? 0:09:41.679 --> 0:09:43.560 Robin Thick smells like hardboard. 0:09:43.600 --> 0:09:43.920 I'm sorry. 0:09:43.960 --> 0:09:45.440 I didn't mean to burp. Amy yelled at me, and 0:09:45.440 --> 0:09:47.360 I didn't mean it. That's why I held it. 0:09:47.320 --> 0:09:50.000 In Okay, Yeah, so you can burp into the mic. 0:09:50.120 --> 0:09:50.920 I didn't mean it. 0:09:51.320 --> 0:09:52.520 Are you editing this episode? 0:09:52.559 --> 0:09:54.080 Yeah, I will edit that that didn't happen. 0:09:54.800 --> 0:09:55.480 Scott burps. 0:09:55.520 --> 0:09:56.840 No, I didn't, Yes you did did not? 0:09:57.080 --> 0:09:58.680 Yes, you did? You burped. 0:10:00.120 --> 0:10:02.880 It's hot in here. Yeah, you're wearing short sleeves. 0:10:02.920 --> 0:10:06.360 I'm wearing a sweatshirt a T shirt under this jeans, 0:10:06.600 --> 0:10:07.360 and I'm not sweating. 0:10:07.440 --> 0:10:11.200 It might fit the extra poundage I don't know, okay, 0:10:11.559 --> 0:10:13.520 Or the marshmallows or the cream I sucked out of 0:10:13.520 --> 0:10:13.920 the donuts. 0:10:13.960 --> 0:10:15.440 I'm not sure. I don't know why you do that? 0:10:16.080 --> 0:10:18.800 I do. I don't get it. There's okay? Can I 0:10:19.080 --> 0:10:20.280 You didn't even put milk in this? 0:10:20.559 --> 0:10:23.559 I did, but the life type cereals. 0:10:23.080 --> 0:10:26.320 Sucks it up. Dusted this with milk here? There's not enough? 0:10:26.400 --> 0:10:28.440 No, that's it right? Why because there won't be enough 0:10:28.440 --> 0:10:30.720 for the last cereal? Just get whatever milk is in there? 0:10:30.760 --> 0:10:34.920 You're ready? Hey? One, damn it? 0:10:35.600 --> 0:10:41.520 Hmmm, it got lodged in my ooth? Mm sorry you 0:10:41.559 --> 0:10:44.080 have to edit that too. How do you get that out? 0:10:44.320 --> 0:10:47.000 What it's lodged in between my tooth and my gum? 0:10:47.120 --> 0:10:48.400 You want me to do some surgery? 0:10:48.800 --> 0:10:50.240 How do you get it out? I feel it? It hurts 0:10:50.240 --> 0:10:50.559 so bad? 0:10:50.640 --> 0:10:53.800 Can I see it's in there? Oh? Yeah, you gotta 0:10:53.840 --> 0:10:55.360 like put your fingers on. 0:10:56.480 --> 0:10:58.880 What do you suck like my grandpa used to do 0:10:58.920 --> 0:11:00.240 with the tablegu Oh. 0:11:00.200 --> 0:11:02.880 God, I hate it. I didn't have grandpa's but I 0:11:02.920 --> 0:11:03.480 know what that was. 0:11:03.520 --> 0:11:06.120 You never had a grandpa? No, that's so sad. 0:11:06.400 --> 0:11:07.080 What are you gonna do? 0:11:08.040 --> 0:11:10.319 I'll be your grandpa? What you tell me to be 0:11:10.360 --> 0:11:10.760 your grandpa? 0:11:10.800 --> 0:11:14.440 Sit on my lap? I'm so good. I'm so uncomfortable 0:11:14.480 --> 0:11:14.880 right now? 0:11:15.080 --> 0:11:17.320 All right, thank you though, just pretty good This actually 0:11:17.320 --> 0:11:20.599 tastes just like cinnamon life. My gum isn't it? Is 0:11:20.640 --> 0:11:22.439 it the gum? Is that a gum behind your two 0:11:22.840 --> 0:11:25.160 that's also your gums? Yes, I thought your gums are 0:11:25.200 --> 0:11:27.920 just here. What's the back of the gum called gums? 0:11:28.280 --> 0:11:32.200 It's all gums hurt. There's no difference between. That's like 0:11:32.200 --> 0:11:35.480 saying this is your wrist. This is not your wrist. 0:11:35.840 --> 0:11:38.040 The bone is still in there and it's still your wrist. 0:11:38.280 --> 0:11:39.760 Three balls in a spoon. It's pretty good. 0:11:39.960 --> 0:11:41.920 Yeah, I like this. I actually give this four balls 0:11:41.920 --> 0:11:43.960 in a spoon. It tastes just like cinnamon life. Yep, 0:11:44.000 --> 0:11:44.480 I'm a fan. 0:11:45.920 --> 0:11:47.760 There's a cross for puzzle on the back and some 0:11:47.840 --> 0:11:49.240 Rubik's cube thing you want to play? 0:11:50.080 --> 0:11:53.680 Let me say logic puzzle. I love logic puzzles. 0:11:53.760 --> 0:11:55.520 I don't know if this actually was great value or not. 0:11:55.520 --> 0:11:56.439 How much did this cost? 0:11:56.720 --> 0:11:59.040 I don't know where's the price There is none. 0:11:59.080 --> 0:12:02.000 They don't put prices on them. What when's the last 0:12:02.000 --> 0:12:04.480 time you store a store that puts price tags on things? 0:12:05.200 --> 0:12:07.880 It's on the shelf tag. No, they don't do that. 0:12:08.880 --> 0:12:10.199 The price gun really not anymore? 0:12:10.960 --> 0:12:12.440 Can you do the price gun again? No? 0:12:12.679 --> 0:12:14.800 But when I was little in the supermarket, they used 0:12:14.840 --> 0:12:16.320 to have the can on top of the cans. They 0:12:16.320 --> 0:12:18.640 would have this stamper and it would mark the top 0:12:18.679 --> 0:12:20.760 of the cans with this purple ink, like you know, 0:12:20.800 --> 0:12:22.719 fifty nine cents, and they would hit every can in 0:12:22.760 --> 0:12:25.640 the thing. I used to like watching that great. I 0:12:25.679 --> 0:12:27.000 used to like watching weird things. I told you I 0:12:27.080 --> 0:12:29.160 used to follow the garbage truck on my bicycle. 0:12:28.920 --> 0:12:29.280 You did. 0:12:29.360 --> 0:12:30.280 I like watching things. 0:12:30.640 --> 0:12:31.200 That's good. 0:12:31.320 --> 0:12:34.400 I'm a voyeur, you know what's in Okay? What I 0:12:34.480 --> 0:12:37.480 like watching guy put prices on cans. That's voyeurism, isn't I'm. 0:12:37.280 --> 0:12:40.000 Just literally picturing you just standing there, like, not talking, 0:12:40.440 --> 0:12:43.400 just staring at the guy. Yeah. Are we not allowed 0:12:43.440 --> 0:12:46.360 to talk about that? Why? Because it's not cereal? Really? 0:12:46.440 --> 0:12:48.320 He was marking cereal cans. 0:12:48.360 --> 0:12:49.559 So Cereal used to come in cans. 0:12:49.559 --> 0:12:50.520 It did back in the day. 0:12:50.720 --> 0:12:52.679 Really, Yeah, what cereal came in cans? I'd love to 0:12:52.720 --> 0:12:55.000 know Cheerios. Cheerios came in a cans? It did. Do 0:12:55.000 --> 0:12:57.240 you have a picture? I can find one? Yeah, please, 0:12:57.440 --> 0:12:59.960 I'd love to see that Cereal in a can. 0:13:00.000 --> 0:13:01.160 Shuld we move on to the third cereal? 0:13:01.280 --> 0:13:03.800 Yeah? Absolutely, I'd love to see cereal and a can 0:13:03.840 --> 0:13:04.280 first though. 0:13:04.400 --> 0:13:06.559 Okay, I'm telling you they did it. It was an anniversary 0:13:06.600 --> 0:13:08.880 special back in There was an anniversary special back in 0:13:08.920 --> 0:13:11.959 the day. Yes, so you literally went to the store 0:13:12.040 --> 0:13:14.160 to go watch a person put a price gun the 0:13:14.360 --> 0:13:17.000 prices on a can of cereal. That's correct, that you 0:13:17.040 --> 0:13:19.160 believe existed. I know it did it did. 0:13:19.280 --> 0:13:20.680 Yeah, you'll see uh huh. 0:13:20.720 --> 0:13:22.480 I can't find it right now, but we'll get to it. 0:13:22.520 --> 0:13:23.760 I don't want to take it too much time. 0:13:23.880 --> 0:13:25.560 Yeah, you don't want to take up too much time 0:13:25.640 --> 0:13:26.400 with your lies. 0:13:26.559 --> 0:13:27.960 No, it was like that. It was a cup. It 0:13:28.000 --> 0:13:29.640 looked like a can. They would just stamp the top 0:13:29.679 --> 0:13:29.920 of it. 0:13:29.960 --> 0:13:32.439 Oh really, So now you're going with the ones that 0:13:32.480 --> 0:13:34.960 they put in the Continental breakfasts. That's a can to you. 0:13:35.000 --> 0:13:35.679 Shall we move on? 0:13:35.920 --> 0:13:38.000 Yeah? Okay, I got every handy to know out of 0:13:38.000 --> 0:13:38.600 that conversation. 0:13:39.000 --> 0:13:42.920 Target not long ago. Great, And they do have random 0:13:42.960 --> 0:13:45.160 cereals from time to time. This one's not going to 0:13:45.200 --> 0:13:47.720 be good at all. I don't think. Can it still 0:13:47.760 --> 0:13:49.839 make the like the worst cereal of the year, or 0:13:49.880 --> 0:13:50.400 that's cut off? 0:13:50.480 --> 0:13:53.480 The spoonies are cut off? Oh okay, yeah, maybe next year. 0:13:53.600 --> 0:13:55.640 Well, I've never heard of this brand before. I'm sure 0:13:55.640 --> 0:13:58.080 it's some keto garbage. It's called high Key. 0:13:58.679 --> 0:14:03.600 Oh what is it? High Key based protein cereal high 0:14:03.679 --> 0:14:07.360 Key Fomo no mo. That is their little tagline there. 0:14:07.480 --> 0:14:09.120 I'd rather have fomo than eat the cereal. 0:14:09.200 --> 0:14:12.280 Fomo no mo, no sugar added. High key plant based 0:14:12.280 --> 0:14:16.160 protein cereal cocoa naturally flavored with cocoa and other natural flavors, 0:14:16.240 --> 0:14:20.240 Keto friendly, sixteen grams of protein, gluten free, and there 0:14:20.280 --> 0:14:21.000 are little hoops. 0:14:21.080 --> 0:14:23.680 Here's a question. When you were a kid, did the 0:14:23.680 --> 0:14:27.080 word was the word suck? Like like that sucks? Was 0:14:27.080 --> 0:14:28.640 that like a curse word? No? 0:14:28.760 --> 0:14:30.480 I tell my kids not to say it because it's 0:14:30.480 --> 0:14:31.880 not nice, But it wasn't a curse word. 0:14:32.040 --> 0:14:35.040 On the box it says sugar sucks, but your cereal shouldn't. 0:14:35.200 --> 0:14:37.400 I feel like that's like a little too mature for 0:14:37.440 --> 0:14:38.360 the cereal aisle. 0:14:38.440 --> 0:14:40.640 I think you're filled with They're trying to be cool. 0:14:40.640 --> 0:14:42.920 They're like trying to be trendy and cool, filled with 0:14:43.040 --> 0:14:43.680 flavored nice. 0:14:43.840 --> 0:14:46.479 Is a gen z cereal? There may be a millennium. 0:14:46.600 --> 0:14:47.080 That's right. 0:14:47.360 --> 0:14:50.920 Sure, sugar sucks, but your cereal shouldn't. We make high keat. 0:14:50.960 --> 0:14:53.760 Oh they're high. They're stoned when they make this stuff. Yeah, 0:14:54.400 --> 0:14:57.200 that's right. We make high key, delicious versions of your 0:14:57.240 --> 0:15:01.680 favorite foods without all the extra sugar. And cancel sugar, 0:15:01.800 --> 0:15:04.040 not cookies, that's what it says on the back. 0:15:04.520 --> 0:15:06.880 Ugh, the end of that sounded so much like the 0:15:06.920 --> 0:15:10.840 Steve Buscemi. Hey their children, is this hip? Don't get 0:15:10.840 --> 0:15:11.600 me canceled. 0:15:12.080 --> 0:15:14.960 This one is for the smarty plants. One serving our 0:15:15.160 --> 0:15:17.840 cereal packs sixteen grams of plant based protein. 0:15:17.920 --> 0:15:20.720 Can you not read this box anymore? It's actually frustrating me. 0:15:20.800 --> 0:15:23.080 Fill up your ball with these happy, crunchy little o's 0:15:23.160 --> 0:15:25.120 of joy and remember what it feels like to be 0:15:25.160 --> 0:15:27.560 a kid again, which is a load of bs, because 0:15:27.560 --> 0:15:29.080 if you were a kid, you'd be eating Coca puffs 0:15:29.080 --> 0:15:29.840 and not this garbage. 0:15:29.960 --> 0:15:31.600 Yeah what kid was vegan? 0:15:32.360 --> 0:15:32.840 Nobody? 0:15:32.920 --> 0:15:36.960 Oh cerealously delicious. Please the hell out of here. So 0:15:37.080 --> 0:15:39.360 as you can tell, we're really gonna enjoy this cereal. 0:15:39.920 --> 0:15:41.920 If it's good, I will eat my words. That is 0:15:41.960 --> 0:15:44.640 the oh biggest load of crap. Look at this bag. 0:15:44.880 --> 0:15:47.840 It is half not even half full. 0:15:47.960 --> 0:15:50.160 That's cereallessly cereal. 0:15:50.400 --> 0:15:51.760 That's seriously a ripoff. 0:15:51.880 --> 0:15:54.400 Yeah, yeah, hi, Keith. 0:15:54.240 --> 0:15:56.000 I think this was like six ninety nine in this box. 0:15:56.040 --> 0:15:56.960 I'm gonna cancel them. 0:15:57.000 --> 0:15:59.120 But they feel soft. Feel it, feel it, feel just 0:15:59.120 --> 0:15:59.520 feel it. 0:15:59.600 --> 0:16:03.440 Eh, it does know what it feels like when you 0:16:03.480 --> 0:16:07.000 feed goats sometimes their food comes like there, it's pellety 0:16:07.640 --> 0:16:08.960 like that, like mushy pellets. 0:16:09.120 --> 0:16:10.520 I'm gonna say it smells nice. 0:16:11.040 --> 0:16:13.520