Speaker 1: All right, what's up?
Speaker 2: It's another episode?
Speaker 1: Uh start?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we started hit it? Okay, hold please, if.
Speaker 1: I was doing it to be started, do it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's gotta be louder, louder, that's what I'm told. Louder now.
Speaker 1: My buddy Matt said, when you play all this stuff,
Speaker 1: it's not loud enough, but it's barely audible.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so you gotta put it up higher, like okay,
Speaker 2: Well it's there, you go. It's it's potted up.
Speaker 1: Very good, very good.
Speaker 2: Thanks.
Speaker 1: I think I need a brawl. Look watch what happens
Speaker 1: like they shake.
Speaker 2: You know, it's the it's the holiday season.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. I'm as big as I've ever been. Andrew,
Speaker 1: I don't like this.
Speaker 2: That's a lie because there's that infamous picture of you
Speaker 2: with Jesse McCartney that says otherwise.
Speaker 1: You know what, though I didn't. I don't know my
Speaker 1: weight back then. Uh right now, I'm two six point six, Okay,
Speaker 1: I mean I haven't been in the club for a while.
Speaker 1: I'm back in the club now. Yeah, the two hundred club.
Speaker 2: Well, you know it is, like I said, the holidays,
Speaker 2: people are indulging a little more nowadays.
Speaker 1: I also just sucked the cream out of two donuts.
Speaker 2: Well that's between you and God. Yeah, I can't help
Speaker 2: you with that one. And we're about to eat some
Speaker 2: garbage Cereal. Welcome to Serial Killers. I'm Scottie B. And
Speaker 2: I'm Andrew.
Speaker 1: And this is episode two oh nine. Today is Monday,
Speaker 1: December thirteenth. Wow, the year is almost over. It is
Speaker 1: you know it's coming.
Speaker 2: Up in two weeks.
Speaker 1: Andrew, the spoony is the spoony.
Speaker 2: Yeah, spoony?
Speaker 1: Go ahead, what do you got what? Oh yo yo,
Speaker 1: yay yo.
Speaker 2: Thank you guys, thank you so much. All right, it's
Speaker 2: the biggest night in Cereal.
Speaker 1: You're like a little kid with a toy on Christmas.
Speaker 1: Like there's things. There's the same sound effects every week.
Speaker 1: Oh crickets. So what a dumb joke? Uh oh ooh
Speaker 1: the fairy is here? Oh what could that be all about?
Speaker 1: Oh stupid joke. Oh man, my grandma just died. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: the show's over. I mean like it's the same stuff
Speaker 1: with different things in there. You know what I've I've
Speaker 1: had a lot of sugar today. Maybe I have oh diabetes,
Speaker 1: where is it? It's not there? If I was doing
Speaker 1: the buttons over there, I would have it at my disposal.
Speaker 2: Now if you were doing it, you know what it
Speaker 2: would be.
Speaker 1: You have?
Speaker 2: Oh I can't find it? Oh damn it. Why is
Speaker 2: nothing labeled? Nothing's labeled.
Speaker 1: Nothing's labeled here?
Speaker 2: You know what what's supposed to way? The diabet is sound,
Speaker 2: I can't find it. Someone's moving things in my folders.
Speaker 2: That's you. Yeah, thanks, great, All right, let's eat some cereal, buddy. Also,
Speaker 2: you just pressed all those buttons like you were a child.
Speaker 2: What do you mean you were like eight creakd noises?
Speaker 2: Oh harbes me. I can't wait to make that the
Speaker 2: clip for this week's episode. So this way you could
Speaker 2: see yourself acting like a small child.
Speaker 1: Cool, still waiting on the brand new Cinigram toast Crunch.
Speaker 1: Haven't seen that yet, Okay, PJ Masks haven't seen that yet.
Speaker 1: Reese's clusters haven't seen that yet. However, I do see
Speaker 1: it on Instagram. There are cereal podcasts that have this stuff,
Speaker 1: and it's because they reach out to the cereal companies.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go all you that. Well, No, you
Speaker 1: have this connection with General Mills. Apparently you're just supposed
Speaker 1: to request and they send back. I don't see anything.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, you do have access to the email,
Speaker 2: so you can always log in and do it yourself.
Speaker 1: I never spoke to these people.
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter. I don't know who I'm speaking to anyway.
Speaker 2: They just send me a link.
Speaker 1: Shall we start with the new cereal Andrews speaking of
Speaker 1: General Mills.
Speaker 2: Of course it's new, and I love that so much.
Speaker 2: You're so great.
Speaker 1: Okay, no, none of that button stuff. So this one
Speaker 1: is from Cascadian Farm, which is a subsidiary, subsidiary, subsidiary.
Speaker 2: Yes, of General Mills.
Speaker 1: Look at that.
Speaker 2: It's new.
Speaker 1: It's vanilla crisp.
Speaker 2: Can you see it? Yeah, that looks good.
Speaker 1: It's new on it. That's in my face, creating a
Speaker 1: wave of cascading change. And there's a bee on the
Speaker 1: back and a butterfly and a farm and a river.
Speaker 2: Do you have to do the Scottie shake for this one?
Speaker 2: I don't because they're just flakes.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, vanilla crisp, cereal, no sugar added, sweetened with fruit.
Speaker 1: That frightened me a little bit, whole grain wheat, rice,
Speaker 1: date powder, natural vanilla flavor. M it's vegan, okay, I
Speaker 1: know most cereals are vegan.
Speaker 2: Did you know that I found a gray hair in
Speaker 2: my beard today.
Speaker 1: I did know that.
Speaker 2: I'm terrified.
Speaker 1: I've seen it for weeks. I didn't want to say anything.
Speaker 2: What. Yeah, sorry, you've seen it for weeks and you
Speaker 2: didn't say anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess I'm not bringed you. I could have
Speaker 1: a friend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna go pull that out with tweezers. Just kidding.
Speaker 2: I heard you're not supposed to do that. Why, because
Speaker 2: they say when you pull one more grow up. I
Speaker 2: think that's a an old wives tale. Did you just
Speaker 2: stick the spoon into the dry cereal?
Speaker 1: I'm not so sure about this milk. You try it first.
Speaker 2: Great, here goes Andrew doing another thing that he's gonna
Speaker 2: vomit over.
Speaker 1: It's whole milk, and the date is still five days away.
Speaker 2: All right, but it's been open for a while. All right,
Speaker 2: let's go into.
Speaker 1: This Cascadian Farm organic vanilla crisp.
Speaker 2: You're ready, all right? One? Two, two, three? Is it good?
Speaker 2: Milk's okay? All right, I'm just kidding. You're glad there.
Speaker 2: It is taste like frosting. Yeah, maybe it's the disgusting
Speaker 2: old milk, but I like it.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, I think that this needs something what Look
Speaker 1: what I found. Wow, it's a big old bag of
Speaker 1: just Lucky Trumps marshmallows, just magical marshmallows limited edition.
Speaker 2: When did those come out?
Speaker 1: Not terribly long ago? Look at that? Look marshmallows.
Speaker 2: That's amazing cool.
Speaker 1: I think the lucky term for somebody.
Speaker 2: I really don't need them. Why, well, first rate the
Speaker 2: cereal without, you know, okay, without it gets three balls.
Speaker 1: I agree, we're not gonna rate it with. We're just
Speaker 1: gonna eat it with.
Speaker 2: Right, So what weight were you again? I don't know,
Speaker 2: because now we're eating.
Speaker 1: Hell gots it right there? You know what that is?
Speaker 1: That's Lucky Trump's flakes. We just invented a new cereal.
Speaker 2: I actually love that. Right, that's amazing. You know what?
Speaker 2: Good what the vanilla on the flake isn't too much?
Speaker 2: You know with the marshmallows, it's like a perfect balance,
Speaker 2: right that. I think Lucky Charms, Lucky Charms, who makes
Speaker 2: Lucky Charms?
Speaker 1: Goodbye, General Mills, thanks for checking us out. Gotta go
Speaker 1: hit all these things I don't know. Goodbye? Where's the
Speaker 1: goodbye button?
Speaker 2: We don't have that? Yes it's General Mills Lucky Charm.
Speaker 2: Yeah okay, so yeah, General Mills. If you're listening, we
Speaker 2: want to.
Speaker 1: Be don't listen.
Speaker 2: They don't send us anything. General Mills. If you're listening,
Speaker 2: they're not listening General Mills. If you're listening, it might
Speaker 2: be some general named mister Mills. But I mean, there's
Speaker 2: no cereal company listening to us. The only one that
Speaker 2: might listen is like Bakery on Main because they're kind
Speaker 2: of cool. But no Cereal company listen to us. General Mills.
Speaker 2: If you're listening, Lucky Charms Flakes will be the spokespeople
Speaker 2: for it. Let's let's let's practice with the commercial practice. No,
Speaker 2: let's practice with the commercial. No, you could be my
Speaker 2: fake TV dad. No, hey, no Dad, I'd love some
Speaker 2: delicious breakfast. What could I have this morning?
Speaker 1: No, you need to be a leprechaun it's Lucky Charms.
Speaker 1: You don't, then you be the leopard. No, I'm not
Speaker 1: doing this. Turn it off three balls next?
Speaker 2: Hey TV Dad? What should I have for breakfast this mon?
Speaker 1: This is so dumb?
Speaker 2: Andrew?
Speaker 1: Hey, oh you should have the Lucky Charms flicks please,
Speaker 1: that's delicious.
Speaker 2: With flicks and every bton my marshmallow de taste. You
Speaker 2: love Lucky Charms with marshmallows, Lucky Charms flicks with marshmallows.
Speaker 1: Is very offensive to who can you stop it?
Speaker 2: Others? Do you know an actual leprechaun? Yes? Who?
Speaker 1: It's enough.
Speaker 2: I got other questions.
Speaker 1: All right, let's move on to the next one. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: three balls, three balls, three balls. See if this was
Speaker 1: on my little thing over there, I would this on.
Speaker 2: My little thing movie.
Speaker 1: Well, I have heard some feedback of the.
Speaker 2: I've heard some feedback. One person, the guy who listens
Speaker 2: all the time, your friend met, I met. Nice to
Speaker 2: hear from you. I hope you're enjoying my mocking voice.
Speaker 2: I trust him only him, Yeah, all of your comments.
Speaker 2: My favorite is when you'll text me people are complaining. Yeah,
Speaker 2: one person, but I trust him one person. No, there's
Speaker 2: multiple who lots? Where's the lots? Carrie Hedges, Carrie Hedges
Speaker 2: loves it this way? He complained, No, he didn't, Yes
Speaker 2: he did. When did he complain?
Speaker 1: Newman other Scott? He complained he didn't. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you have the broadcast. You have to push the flag.
Speaker 1: See he complained, that's not a thing. Yeah, nothing you're saying.
Speaker 1: He complained about it. You're a child and the other
Speaker 1: girl the serial Girl. She complained about it.
Speaker 2: No, everyone loves it, and we're actually getting really good
Speaker 2: YouTube views. So maybe you should stop being such a
Speaker 2: pessimist and said, be an optimist. Look to be a
Speaker 2: little happier.
Speaker 1: How much time has gone by so far?
Speaker 2: You could see, oh minutes.
Speaker 1: Oh, we'll be back right after this.
Speaker 2: Are we really doing that here? Yeah? Hit the flag?
Speaker 2: Why now?
Speaker 1: Why not they we're halfway through?
Speaker 2: No, we're not sure we are. Okay, we'll be back
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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, all right, let's go. Chocolate or cinnamon. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is from a listener's box. I believe it's Jamie Still,
Speaker 1: I don't know. We have so much stuff from everybody.
Speaker 1: This is from Walmart, great value cinnamon out crunch ya.
Speaker 1: So this looks like to me to be fake cinnamon life.
Speaker 1: If I'm not mistaken. You would probably think it's checks, but.
Speaker 2: It is life. Oh, because I am stupid. No, I
Speaker 2: do not know where I am. Scott is so great.
Speaker 2: I wish I knew as much as cereal about like
Speaker 2: Scott does. Yeah, Or that I am lost without Scott.
Speaker 1: No, I just kind of help you through the woods.
Speaker 2: I could make change up the Robin Thick song. I'm
Speaker 2: lost with the Scott. What's that song? Nobody knows?
Speaker 1: Robin Thick smells like hardboard.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I didn't mean to burp. Amy yelled at me, and
Speaker 1: I didn't mean it. That's why I held it.
Speaker 2: In Okay, Yeah, so you can burp into the mic.
Speaker 1: I didn't mean it.
Speaker 2: Are you editing this episode?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I will edit that that didn't happen.
Speaker 2: Scott burps.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't, Yes you did did not?
Speaker 2: Yes, you did? You burped.
Speaker 1: It's hot in here. Yeah, you're wearing short sleeves.
Speaker 2: I'm wearing a sweatshirt a T shirt under this jeans,
Speaker 2: and I'm not sweating.
Speaker 1: It might fit the extra poundage I don't know, okay,
Speaker 1: Or the marshmallows or the cream I sucked out of
Speaker 1: the donuts.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure. I don't know why you do that?
Speaker 2: I do. I don't get it. There's okay? Can I
Speaker 2: You didn't even put milk in this?
Speaker 1: I did, but the life type cereals.
Speaker 2: Sucks it up. Dusted this with milk here? There's not enough?
Speaker 1: No, that's it right? Why because there won't be enough
Speaker 1: for the last cereal? Just get whatever milk is in there?
Speaker 2: You're ready? Hey? One, damn it?
Speaker 1: Hmmm, it got lodged in my ooth? Mm sorry you
Speaker 1: have to edit that too. How do you get that out?
Speaker 1: What it's lodged in between my tooth and my gum?
Speaker 2: You want me to do some surgery?
Speaker 1: How do you get it out? I feel it? It hurts
Speaker 1: so bad?
Speaker 2: Can I see it's in there? Oh? Yeah, you gotta
Speaker 2: like put your fingers on.
Speaker 1: What do you suck like my grandpa used to do
Speaker 1: with the tablegu Oh.
Speaker 2: God, I hate it. I didn't have grandpa's but I
Speaker 2: know what that was.
Speaker 1: You never had a grandpa? No, that's so sad.
Speaker 2: What are you gonna do?
Speaker 1: I'll be your grandpa? What you tell me to be
Speaker 1: your grandpa?
Speaker 2: Sit on my lap? I'm so good. I'm so uncomfortable
Speaker 2: right now?
Speaker 1: All right, thank you though, just pretty good This actually
Speaker 1: tastes just like cinnamon life. My gum isn't it? Is
Speaker 1: it the gum? Is that a gum behind your two
Speaker 1: that's also your gums? Yes, I thought your gums are
Speaker 1: just here. What's the back of the gum called gums?
Speaker 2: It's all gums hurt. There's no difference between. That's like
Speaker 2: saying this is your wrist. This is not your wrist.
Speaker 2: The bone is still in there and it's still your wrist.
Speaker 1: Three balls in a spoon. It's pretty good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like this. I actually give this four balls
Speaker 2: in a spoon. It tastes just like cinnamon life. Yep,
Speaker 2: I'm a fan.
Speaker 1: There's a cross for puzzle on the back and some
Speaker 1: Rubik's cube thing you want to play?
Speaker 2: Let me say logic puzzle. I love logic puzzles.
Speaker 1: I don't know if this actually was great value or not.
Speaker 1: How much did this cost?
Speaker 2: I don't know where's the price There is none.
Speaker 1: They don't put prices on them. What when's the last
Speaker 1: time you store a store that puts price tags on things?
Speaker 1: It's on the shelf tag. No, they don't do that.
Speaker 1: The price gun really not anymore?
Speaker 2: Can you do the price gun again? No?
Speaker 1: But when I was little in the supermarket, they used
Speaker 1: to have the can on top of the cans. They
Speaker 1: would have this stamper and it would mark the top
Speaker 1: of the cans with this purple ink, like you know,
Speaker 1: fifty nine cents, and they would hit every can in
Speaker 1: the thing. I used to like watching that great. I
Speaker 1: used to like watching weird things. I told you I
Speaker 1: used to follow the garbage truck on my bicycle.
Speaker 2: You did.
Speaker 1: I like watching things.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 1: I'm a voyeur, you know what's in Okay? What I
Speaker 1: like watching guy put prices on cans. That's voyeurism, isn't I'm.
Speaker 2: Just literally picturing you just standing there, like, not talking,
Speaker 2: just staring at the guy. Yeah. Are we not allowed
Speaker 2: to talk about that? Why? Because it's not cereal? Really?
Speaker 1: He was marking cereal cans.
Speaker 2: So Cereal used to come in cans.
Speaker 1: It did back in the day.
Speaker 2: Really, Yeah, what cereal came in cans? I'd love to
Speaker 2: know Cheerios. Cheerios came in a cans? It did. Do
Speaker 2: you have a picture? I can find one? Yeah, please,
Speaker 2: I'd love to see that Cereal in a can.
Speaker 1: Shuld we move on to the third cereal?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Absolutely, I'd love to see cereal and a can
Speaker 2: first though.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm telling you they did it. It was an anniversary
Speaker 1: special back in There was an anniversary special back in
Speaker 1: the day. Yes, so you literally went to the store
Speaker 1: to go watch a person put a price gun the
Speaker 1: prices on a can of cereal. That's correct, that you
Speaker 1: believe existed. I know it did it did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you'll see uh huh.
Speaker 1: I can't find it right now, but we'll get to it.
Speaker 1: I don't want to take it too much time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't want to take up too much time
Speaker 2: with your lies.
Speaker 1: No, it was like that. It was a cup. It
Speaker 1: looked like a can. They would just stamp the top
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 2: Oh really, So now you're going with the ones that
Speaker 2: they put in the Continental breakfasts. That's a can to you.
Speaker 1: Shall we move on?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay, I got every handy to know out of
Speaker 2: that conversation.
Speaker 1: Target not long ago. Great, And they do have random
Speaker 1: cereals from time to time. This one's not going to
Speaker 1: be good at all. I don't think. Can it still
Speaker 1: make the like the worst cereal of the year, or
Speaker 1: that's cut off?
Speaker 2: The spoonies are cut off? Oh okay, yeah, maybe next year.
Speaker 1: Well, I've never heard of this brand before. I'm sure
Speaker 1: it's some keto garbage. It's called high Key.
Speaker 2: Oh what is it? High Key based protein cereal high
Speaker 2: Key Fomo no mo. That is their little tagline there.
Speaker 2: I'd rather have fomo than eat the cereal.
Speaker 1: Fomo no mo, no sugar added. High key plant based
Speaker 1: protein cereal cocoa naturally flavored with cocoa and other natural flavors,
Speaker 1: Keto friendly, sixteen grams of protein, gluten free, and there
Speaker 1: are little hoops.
Speaker 2: Here's a question. When you were a kid, did the
Speaker 2: word was the word suck? Like like that sucks? Was
Speaker 2: that like a curse word? No?
Speaker 1: I tell my kids not to say it because it's
Speaker 1: not nice, But it wasn't a curse word.
Speaker 2: On the box it says sugar sucks, but your cereal shouldn't.
Speaker 2: I feel like that's like a little too mature for
Speaker 2: the cereal aisle.
Speaker 1: I think you're filled with They're trying to be cool.
Speaker 1: They're like trying to be trendy and cool, filled with
Speaker 1: flavored nice.
Speaker 2: Is a gen z cereal? There may be a millennium.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 1: Sure, sugar sucks, but your cereal shouldn't. We make high keat.
Speaker 1: Oh they're high. They're stoned when they make this stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right. We make high key, delicious versions of your
Speaker 1: favorite foods without all the extra sugar. And cancel sugar,
Speaker 1: not cookies, that's what it says on the back.
Speaker 2: Ugh, the end of that sounded so much like the
Speaker 2: Steve Buscemi. Hey their children, is this hip? Don't get
Speaker 2: me canceled.
Speaker 1: This one is for the smarty plants. One serving our
Speaker 1: cereal packs sixteen grams of plant based protein.
Speaker 2: Can you not read this box anymore? It's actually frustrating me.
Speaker 1: Fill up your ball with these happy, crunchy little o's
Speaker 1: of joy and remember what it feels like to be
Speaker 1: a kid again, which is a load of bs, because
Speaker 1: if you were a kid, you'd be eating Coca puffs
Speaker 1: and not this garbage.
Speaker 2: Yeah what kid was vegan?
Speaker 1: Nobody?
Speaker 2: Oh cerealously delicious. Please the hell out of here. So
Speaker 2: as you can tell, we're really gonna enjoy this cereal.
Speaker 1: If it's good, I will eat my words. That is
Speaker 1: the oh biggest load of crap. Look at this bag.
Speaker 1: It is half not even half full.
Speaker 2: That's cereallessly cereal.
Speaker 1: That's seriously a ripoff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, hi, Keith.
Speaker 1: I think this was like six ninety nine in this box.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna cancel them.
Speaker 1: But they feel soft. Feel it, feel it, feel just
Speaker 1: feel it.
Speaker 2: Eh, it does know what it feels like when you
Speaker 2: feed goats sometimes their food comes like there, it's pellety
Speaker 2: like that, like mushy pellets.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it smells nice.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's good. It's got one thing going for it.
Speaker 1: Smell it smell the coco. It smells.
Speaker 2: It does smell good, right, But they're clumped together, and
Speaker 2: I don't get why.
Speaker 1: It's probably because there's no grain in it.
Speaker 2: So they just are mushy together. I don't know if
Speaker 2: I'm gonna like This'll.
Speaker 1: Find out, won't we We don't know if we're gonna
Speaker 1: like anything.
Speaker 2: We try and stay tuned after the break. Just kidding,
Speaker 2: there's no break, Andrew, don't put a break there.
Speaker 1: I give you all the extra milks. Let's see ready, one, two, threy, Wait,
Speaker 1: watch it'll happen.
Speaker 2: It'll happen. Mm hmm. We're getting there. You wash it
Speaker 2: on my shelf.
Speaker 1: If it doesn't happen, I'll be impressed. No, there it
Speaker 1: goes right, it's good. At first, the flavor disappears. It
Speaker 1: tastes like you're eating pebbles out of the playground. All right,
Speaker 1: This tastes like rocks. It's okay when you first put
Speaker 1: it in your mouth, but then it goes downhill. I
Speaker 1: gotta tell you no jokes. Please, What this one?
Speaker 2: It's It tastes. It has like a grainy taste to it.
Speaker 2: It has that stevia thing after the fat. It's it's
Speaker 2: like dust almost. I'm not a big fan.
Speaker 1: Soy protein isolate, coconut oil, rice flour in, hullu oat fiber,
Speaker 1: cocoa powder, salt, vitamin E, natural flavor, soy lecithin, and
Speaker 1: reb a. I don't know what that is. I don't
Speaker 1: know how they sweeten it.
Speaker 2: I I'm gonna give this one two bowls.
Speaker 1: It's from Orlando Summit Naturals.
Speaker 2: It's not the worst. I'd say out of all the
Speaker 2: plant cereals, this one's not the worst. It's not like
Speaker 2: a wonder Works or whatever it was.
Speaker 1: It has that weird taste, though. I'm gonna give it
Speaker 1: a bowl.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 1: That's all you get.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna give it two bowls because it's not bad.
Speaker 1: Hold on a second, Andrew, it's also not good. I
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Speaker 2: Been charged three and seventeen dollars on your visa card?
Speaker 2: Oh which one Amazon and recognized it? Then? Oh okay,
Speaker 2: I can't wait for it to come. Wow, thank god
Speaker 2: it was put on visa card.
Speaker 1: How stupid are people? You'd be surprised anyway.
Speaker 2: It's not good. I can't believe those things are still running.
Speaker 1: Who I don't know. Somebody must press one old people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I yelled at one of them the other day. I
Speaker 1: was just so over it already. He's like, I got
Speaker 1: three different calls from this healthcare place. I'm like, thank
Speaker 1: god you called. I'm very very sick. And the guy's like, oh, good, good, good,
Speaker 1: very good, you know, and he started his spiel and
Speaker 1: I hung up.
Speaker 2: But oh the worst is when it's the computer and
Speaker 2: when you don't do anything and the person goes, hello.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm glad you answered right.
Speaker 2: Hello. I'm so happy you answered yes, terrible awful? Are
Speaker 2: you just eating marshmallows? Now? Yeah? You just gave up?
Speaker 1: How to get that taste out of my mouth?
Speaker 2: Got it? Okay?
Speaker 1: Well, thank you for listening to Serial Killers. This has
Speaker 1: been another exciting episode.
Speaker 2: Oh should we do the recap? No? What's that? No?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, because you do that dumb voice and the
Speaker 1: whole thing. We're just two weeks away from the Spoonies.
Speaker 1: Make sure you check that out next week, another brand
Speaker 1: new episode with I'm hoping a new serial there. I mean,
Speaker 1: I have a new one. It's not the one I
Speaker 1: want to use. But if I don't find any of
Speaker 1: that other general mill stuff, We're gonna have to use
Speaker 1: another Keto serial.
Speaker 2: We'll head to Serial KILLERSPC dot com. You'll see the
Speaker 2: nominees for the Spoonies there. Yeah, no you won't, Yes
Speaker 2: you will. Okay, I'm working with Newman. I cut you out,
Speaker 2: all right? We see Newman actually helps other Scott. Yes,
Speaker 2: Oh you know what. Check out his podcast? Yeah, the
Speaker 2: Jingle Chank podcast Jingle Jink. Yeah, it's all about Christmas
Speaker 2: music and stuff. It's all year long, but now is
Speaker 2: the good time to listen to that. Have any Christmas
Speaker 2: songs in here? I do?
Speaker 1: Nope, I do.
Speaker 2: No if you stop pressing, noe, nope, nope, nope.
Speaker 1: It's Christmas time, Andy it is.
Speaker 2: Oh, we should play.
Speaker 1: That song that we like, No, it's depressing. The bad
Speaker 1: Christmas song. Yeah, we got this bad, bad Christmas song
Speaker 1: years ago on CD and we listen to it all
Speaker 1: the time and it just makes us giggle and feel good.
Speaker 2: Well because I also do my Russian voice.
Speaker 1: That's true, that's true.
Speaker 2: It's Christmas time again with your family and your friend.
Speaker 1: Have a great week. We'll see you on Wednesday with
Speaker 1: an all new bowl chat. That is the sister podcast
Speaker 1: do serial Killers. So don't get confused.
Speaker 2: Please get confused because one person told Scott that and
Speaker 2: now all of a sudden, it's oh, we need to
Speaker 2: say it every time.
Speaker 1: It's sister podcast of the worst.
Speaker 2: People won't know.
Speaker 1: That's because my worst fears were realized.
Speaker 2: My worst fears will realized. Someone listened to a boat
Speaker 2: chat and then listened to his Serial Killers.
Speaker 1: And then got configured Andrew, they came for cheerios and
Speaker 1: they got cicada, and they got cicadas.
Speaker 2: How if its happy? Poor people?
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening. We appreciate you. Check out Cereal
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Speaker 1: subscribe and leave us reviews and ratings. And do all
Speaker 1: that good stuff.
Speaker 2: Please, yes, do all the things and until we see you.
Speaker 1: Again Wednesday and then Monday and forever. I don't want
Speaker 1: to be with you forever.
Speaker 2: Andrew. Okay, yeah, no, no, I wasn't thinking that, like
Speaker 2: when does this end? I don't know how much longer
Speaker 2: could we possibly do this? Okay, now you're starting to
Speaker 2: get like a little too introspective.
Speaker 1: Do you remember, like episode ten, we were like, wow,
Speaker 1: is there gonna be cereal forever? And here we are
Speaker 1: like two years. It has been two it's more than
Speaker 1: two years already.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was two years in May.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Yeah, you all that time we wasted? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I could have been doing other exciting things like what
Speaker 1: I don't know. We could have been millionaires doing something.
Speaker 1: I could have invented something.
Speaker 2: You still can invent something. It's not like this podcast
Speaker 2: takes up all your time.
Speaker 1: Well, I was working on the shower shopping cart shower
Speaker 1: cap and you know this took up too much time.
Speaker 2: When that Barbara Corkoran said is a terrible idea and
Speaker 2: he'll never catch on.
Speaker 1: I just had to abandon it because I ran out
Speaker 1: of time.
Speaker 2: Oh, you had to abandon it because Barbara Corkoran told
Speaker 2: you it was a bad idea.
Speaker 1: All I know is I went to shop Rite last
Speaker 1: night and I went in it wasn't raining, and I
Speaker 1: came out and it was raining. Oh wow, and I
Speaker 1: needed a shopping cart shower cap.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So if you were on Shark Tank right now,
Speaker 2: how would you pitch it?
Speaker 1: Let's save that for Wednesday.
Speaker 2: All right, people don't hear me talk about Shark Tank.
Speaker 1: They came here for ceurios.
Speaker 2: You talked about something completely different before you went on
Speaker 2: a whole spiel before.
Speaker 1: What about what? It was? All cereal related?
Speaker 2: No putting price stickers on boxes. No, you were saying
Speaker 2: on cans, a voyeur of a voyeur of watching people
Speaker 2: put prices on things. Yeah right, you never mentioned cereal boxes.
Speaker 2: Didn't do that anymore in the cereal It was.
Speaker 1: In the cereal aisle.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 1: It came because I said, how much is this box
Speaker 1: of cereal?
Speaker 2: Dude?
Speaker 1: Go back and listen.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 1: We got to get out of here. The fighting is
Speaker 1: just not okay. The fighting is we're fighting. Yes, this
Speaker 1: is a fight.
Speaker 2: Tea.
Speaker 1: I love you, Andrew. I have a great day. See
Speaker 1: you on Wednesday. Until then, say crunch buddy, bye crust.
Speaker 1: What do you hit this? What do you know?
Speaker 2: What about?
Speaker 1: Stop pushing?
Speaker 2: I hate this thing I have in Iowa. In Iowa one.
Speaker 2: Do you want to hear the Iowa one that I
Speaker 2: need for you?
Speaker 1: Wait till I say Iowa.
Speaker 2: Okay, that was just supposed to say corn.
Speaker 1: Why is it called corn?
Speaker 2: Because it literally is just a guy going corn. I
Speaker 2: tried to get your corn cob rip and it doesn't work.
Speaker 1: All right, Okay, stop to hit the thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, press the you could do it this?
Speaker 1: Yeah you sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah,