WEBVTT - Mia Francis 0:00:03.200 --> 0:00:15.840 Calgary Audio. What's up? When I saw guys, Welcome to 0:00:15.920 --> 0:00:19.200 another episode Motorcycle Podcast. I'm your host. Michael Black said, 0:00:19.760 --> 0:00:22.720 I'm here with my Asian best friend because I just 0:00:22.760 --> 0:00:25.560 found out this Chinese best friends not really Chinese. Michael 0:00:25.560 --> 0:00:27.960 Black Soon, I already told you like two episodes that 0:00:28.000 --> 0:00:31.600 I took DNA tests. I was thirty percent Chinese. So 0:00:31.680 --> 0:00:35.360 it's okay, there's not gonna be a riot in China. Good, 0:00:35.400 --> 0:00:38.040 I'm sure, because the Chinese were very disappointed when they 0:00:38.080 --> 0:00:40.919 found out the Chinese best friend wasn't Chinese. My grandma 0:00:41.000 --> 0:00:44.960 was a percent Chinese, Michael, Yes, I told you that before. 0:00:46.360 --> 0:00:48.560 Did she had like a Chinese restaurant where you buy 0:00:48.600 --> 0:00:52.480 like four wings, and my other grandma did in the Philippines. Yeah, 0:00:52.479 --> 0:00:57.000 it's like chicken feet she was. She had a restaurant 0:00:57.360 --> 0:01:03.640 OUTDOORSI you flaming everywhere today. You were like a really 0:01:03.680 --> 0:01:06.720 weird you know, trying to match with you today with 0:01:06.840 --> 0:01:10.240 the Greens. I don't know, Yeah, yeah Green, it's not 0:01:10.440 --> 0:01:15.520 you're off like n f T offite Michael blockson. I 0:01:15.560 --> 0:01:18.200 know we had those very smart crypto guys hang out 0:01:18.200 --> 0:01:21.840 over here, and now we're gonna go full blown with 0:01:21.880 --> 0:01:23.960 your n f T. I think it's gonna I mean, 0:01:24.000 --> 0:01:27.760 a random guy from Indonesia make n f T and 0:01:27.840 --> 0:01:31.360 now it turns into a million billion dollar company. You are, 0:01:31.480 --> 0:01:34.679 Michael Blockson. You didn't get that office from none of 0:01:34.720 --> 0:01:37.720 my friends, right, I know. I got this in a 0:01:37.840 --> 0:01:45.679 sale somewhere in some fancy place called Rosses. Yeah, ross No. No, 0:01:45.760 --> 0:01:49.000 I got this from Nike, Michael Blockson, the Nike store. Yeah, 0:01:49.080 --> 0:01:53.160 Nike store. I paid thirty nine for this, plus tax 0:01:53.520 --> 0:01:59.440 plus taxes? About what's the technic California by six? Almost 0:01:59.480 --> 0:02:02.680 type of sin point nine? You paid like four dollars 0:02:02.720 --> 0:02:09.400 in tax No, it's nine point nine. But I believe 0:02:09.440 --> 0:02:13.000 California if you pay your taxes. Yes, I have paid it. 0:02:13.080 --> 0:02:16.440 Michael Blackson, I owed a little bit last year and 0:02:16.480 --> 0:02:19.839 I paid it. Don't get Westley Snipes, huh, don't get 0:02:19.960 --> 0:02:22.960 I don't make as much money as fucking Wesley Snipes. 0:02:23.360 --> 0:02:26.880 Michael Blackson. I am not in the actor of blades, 0:02:27.040 --> 0:02:30.560 whatever that is. I don't make as much. The government 0:02:30.600 --> 0:02:33.440 doesn't care about me, to be honest, they don't care. 0:02:33.440 --> 0:02:36.399 Hopefully mother Suckle podcast become a hate and then they're 0:02:36.400 --> 0:02:40.680 gonna stop following you gee and then start figuring out 0:02:40.720 --> 0:02:43.359 how much you're making. I think it's already a hit, 0:02:44.560 --> 0:02:48.919 but it's okay. All we care about is happy people 0:02:49.000 --> 0:02:53.639 listening to us while driving to work. That's good man. Well, 0:02:53.680 --> 0:02:55.160 you know, I try to match your color. I got 0:02:55.160 --> 0:02:58.040 the Well, that is a beautiful outfit you're wearing today. 0:02:58.200 --> 0:03:01.200 Is that it is my favorite color. That's like my 0:03:01.280 --> 0:03:03.840 favorite cutter. So I like any type of green. This 0:03:03.880 --> 0:03:05.919 is like, I guess that one's a nice green. Never 0:03:05.960 --> 0:03:08.520 seen a green like that. It's like lime green. This 0:03:08.600 --> 0:03:11.200 was made. This is in the back of his jackets. 0:03:11.200 --> 0:03:15.000 His mothersucker. Can you see kind of camera see it? 0:03:15.480 --> 0:03:18.200 I think the camera deserves to see that. Michael blockson. 0:03:18.880 --> 0:03:24.720 That's a bit. Oh, camera can't see it. There's fifteen 0:03:24.720 --> 0:03:33.600 thousand of them, only two works. Why uh yeah, we 0:03:33.680 --> 0:03:37.840 need more budget for a podcast. This jacket was made 0:03:37.880 --> 0:03:40.040 by a good friend of mine called David Allen. He's 0:03:40.040 --> 0:03:42.000 out of Pittsburgh. He makes clothes for a lot of 0:03:42.000 --> 0:03:44.840 his Steelers. That's a nice one. Yeah, he made his jacket, 0:03:44.880 --> 0:03:47.240 and of course I got to put some saucy shoes 0:03:47.280 --> 0:03:49.600 to go with it. And I'm supporting some pr I've 0:03:49.640 --> 0:03:52.360 never seen that one before. Yeah, this is a colorful one. 0:03:52.480 --> 0:03:55.680 Is that Swede? I've never seen that one. I was 0:03:55.720 --> 0:03:58.200 not there when you went to spend twenty nine dollars 0:03:58.240 --> 0:04:02.400 and it's that time. Yeah, you missed the last shopping. Yeah, 0:04:02.800 --> 0:04:06.640 you didn't invite me because I don't like to shop 0:04:06.640 --> 0:04:09.119 where my brook friends look at me. That's not cool, Mike. 0:04:09.200 --> 0:04:13.240 I don't really care. I just enjoy hanging out and 0:04:13.240 --> 0:04:17.919 and uh have fun. My friend wasting his money on 0:04:18.040 --> 0:04:21.240 fucking ship. Hey, this is Texa. It's really nice to 0:04:21.480 --> 0:04:26.440 Oh yeah, you're right stage. Yeah, uh what now you 0:04:27.040 --> 0:04:30.680 earlier sell me something about some you're sniffing seven hundred underways? 0:04:31.360 --> 0:04:34.720 The fuck you, Mike? That was some Japanese guys on Instagram. 0:04:35.480 --> 0:04:37.400 I thought it was Yeah, it was this guy that 0:04:37.839 --> 0:04:41.760 I guess he got good for stealing seven hundred women's 0:04:41.839 --> 0:04:46.400 underwear in a public laundromat. You know you were poor before, Mike, 0:04:46.600 --> 0:04:48.839 were you? Or No? I was very poor? Were you 0:04:48.880 --> 0:04:51.400 ever using the laundromat the coin one? Yes, I did 0:04:51.520 --> 0:04:54.640 use the laundromat first came to America. Okay, Well, this 0:04:54.680 --> 0:04:58.000 guy has an addiction. He likes to steal people's underwear. 0:04:58.520 --> 0:05:01.880 That is on the laundry mat. I don't know. When 0:05:01.960 --> 0:05:04.160 you're not looking, I don't know where're you hanging out 0:05:04.160 --> 0:05:06.839 in the laundry mat somewhere? No? Have you ever but 0:05:06.920 --> 0:05:08.839 you ever got to laundron mat and you put some 0:05:08.920 --> 0:05:11.080 clothes in the dryer and it was an old underwear 0:05:11.120 --> 0:05:16.080 stuck in there previous? Have you sniffed it? No, Mike, 0:05:16.120 --> 0:05:18.200 I don't have that kind of problem. How many have 0:05:18.320 --> 0:05:21.480 you sniffed? I don't sniff. I don't snip dirty underwears, 0:05:21.520 --> 0:05:24.240 just the cleanland. Have you seen a nice one, a 0:05:24.360 --> 0:05:26.960 nice one that got lost in your I mean I've 0:05:26.960 --> 0:05:29.239 seen it. It just spooks me. I throw it away 0:05:29.240 --> 0:05:32.000 because I just, you know, I thought, probably think the 0:05:32.080 --> 0:05:35.120 lady had, like, yes, infection or something. What if it's nice, 0:05:35.120 --> 0:05:37.880 clean and it's white, it has bleach is bleach and 0:05:37.920 --> 0:05:42.000 it's clean? Yeah? What kiss the fucking on the way? 0:05:42.160 --> 0:05:44.120 Tonk kissing? What you want to do? I don't know. 0:05:44.120 --> 0:05:45.920 If I see some strange on the way, I'm throwing 0:05:45.920 --> 0:05:50.680 it the away. Could be a boy's there's the Japanese guy. 0:05:50.680 --> 0:05:55.039 I'm thinking him. I'm not Japanese. No, Mike, what are you? 0:05:55.720 --> 0:05:58.800 Best friend? I'm mostly Filipino. I mean it's small island 0:05:58.839 --> 0:06:04.279 where money back Yell was born, Sable, Philippines. Yes, it was. 0:06:05.400 --> 0:06:09.120 You never sniffed people's five underwear? The guy has seven hundred? 0:06:09.360 --> 0:06:14.320 Well the other day I wasn't sure if the underwear 0:06:14.400 --> 0:06:17.120 was washed and I snipped my own underwear or somebody 0:06:17.240 --> 0:06:20.880 some girls underwear? You wear women's underwear? No, some girls underwear? 0:06:20.920 --> 0:06:24.080 Are you asking her mind? Women's underwear? Hold? No? No, 0:06:24.160 --> 0:06:27.359 if your own underwear. I don't sniff women's underwear. I 0:06:27.360 --> 0:06:29.440 don't do the laundry. Michael blax and I got a 0:06:29.520 --> 0:06:33.440 hunger and girl that does all the laundry. She's so sweet. 0:06:35.680 --> 0:06:38.400 How about you? Did you ever sniff a dirty underwear? 0:06:38.839 --> 0:06:42.360 What happened? We mean what happened? Yeah? What happened after 0:06:42.400 --> 0:06:45.160 your sniff and took the Bitstu Court? Motherfucker going to 0:06:45.279 --> 0:06:49.880 kill me. No. I have sniffed underwear, but it wasn't 0:06:49.880 --> 0:06:52.200 the set of a movie. I snipped some drawers. It 0:06:52.400 --> 0:06:55.520 was cleaned underwear that should be in a movie. Hey, 0:06:55.600 --> 0:07:00.600 you know Kanye and Drake will be Oh, look I don't. 0:07:00.800 --> 0:07:04.000 I never understood why why too rich people are beef it? 0:07:04.160 --> 0:07:06.920 First of all, why are too rich niggas beefit. They 0:07:06.960 --> 0:07:09.520 both grew up in the suburbs. What the hell are 0:07:09.560 --> 0:07:12.320 they beefing about? Like, whose mention is bigger? Who's the 0:07:12.400 --> 0:07:17.600 lamborghinniing is faster? That's not beef, that's Carbia, motherfucker. Okay, 0:07:17.640 --> 0:07:20.720 there's a lobster. That's not beef. Mike. I think I 0:07:20.800 --> 0:07:26.720 know that's certain steak. Well done. Okay, you know they 0:07:26.840 --> 0:07:31.119 t bones steak. That's not beef, Mike. They get bored 0:07:31.120 --> 0:07:34.920 as fuck, Mike, So which album me like the best? 0:07:34.920 --> 0:07:38.400 So far? Have you listened to both? No? But I've 0:07:38.400 --> 0:07:44.320 seen the Drake album. It's fucking pretty good. The video 0:07:44.560 --> 0:07:48.000 is pretty good, and that Drake makes songs to dance. Tom, 0:07:48.280 --> 0:07:50.320 I like you know what I mean Me, I'm a 0:07:50.320 --> 0:07:52.320 beat guy. I like the beat of a song. I 0:07:52.320 --> 0:07:54.000 would listen to it, or you would love the news. 0:07:54.040 --> 0:07:55.680 If I don't like to beat, I'm not even gonna. 0:07:55.680 --> 0:07:58.800 I don't get how intelligent your speeches and this word song, 0:07:59.360 --> 0:08:00.720 I'm not listening it to a way I got if 0:08:00.760 --> 0:08:06.040 I can bob my head to the beat, it's like 0:08:06.600 --> 0:08:10.640 listening to a Chinese song. Something right, Like there's no 0:08:10.760 --> 0:08:13.560 dancing in the Kanye So no, you know, he's probably 0:08:13.560 --> 0:08:18.040 gonna He's just gonna teach you how to like talking. 0:08:18.480 --> 0:08:20.800 Like they're gonna end up fighting each other. I think 0:08:20.840 --> 0:08:23.640 they should fight each other. Come on, Kanye is like 0:08:23.880 --> 0:08:28.680 forty five and Drink is like thirteen years old. You know, fathers. 0:08:29.200 --> 0:08:33.600 Maybe Dannis should fight Kanye the father? What the father? Yeah, 0:08:33.679 --> 0:08:39.959 you know, Dannis should fight Um, Mike fight Kim Kardash's 0:08:40.720 --> 0:08:46.400 fa father. That Oh, Caitlin Jenner, Mike, we can't talk 0:08:46.400 --> 0:08:49.200 about her here. She's running for governor of California. She 0:08:49.320 --> 0:08:52.680 might win, and we're gonna get us all over. We apologize, Catling. 0:08:52.679 --> 0:08:55.440 Good luck on your election. Yeah, I hope you run 0:08:55.480 --> 0:08:59.360 as fast as you did nineteen eighty two, the nineteen 0:08:59.440 --> 0:09:03.040 eighty two Olympics where he got the wheaties right. Yeah, 0:09:04.120 --> 0:09:07.920 well here what she was he before? He wanted I'm 0:09:07.960 --> 0:09:10.480 not getting into that best friend. I'm not getting canceled 0:09:10.480 --> 0:09:15.000 this week. Okay, Mike, it's okay. You think Caitlyn Genner 0:09:15.080 --> 0:09:19.280 is listening to us, he's not, but our haters are 0:09:19.280 --> 0:09:22.560 listening to us, and then he's gonna thought right, and 0:09:22.720 --> 0:09:24.480 he's gonna kick us out of the stake. If you're 0:09:24.520 --> 0:09:27.360 gonna be governing up, he's gonna be like wan to 0:09:27.360 --> 0:09:30.280 switch nigger used to be right. Please, I would be 0:09:30.320 --> 0:09:33.920 deported back to Philadelphia. I want to stay here, back 0:09:34.000 --> 0:09:36.640 to the streets of Philly, Southwest Philly. Well, we get 0:09:36.640 --> 0:09:39.760 beat up every day. Okay, I'm not doing that, but 0:09:39.960 --> 0:09:44.120 talk about the whole um Kadashian's family. We have a 0:09:44.200 --> 0:09:48.520 very beautiful women in the house. Oh, we have a 0:09:48.559 --> 0:09:53.920 special guest. Special guest. Well, I hope Drake and Kanye 0:09:54.000 --> 0:09:57.280 is not listening to this. Mon dude, We're gonna end 0:09:57.320 --> 0:10:00.360 up fighting each other. If the dude, they will take 0:10:00.440 --> 0:10:05.080 her away from Blacks and mother Sucker podcast. Okay. In fact, 0:10:05.160 --> 0:10:07.880 I want I want her to be a Blacks and angel. 0:10:07.960 --> 0:10:11.320 But today she's so since the first time on our podcast, 0:10:11.400 --> 0:10:14.280 I want to talk to her, get to know her. O. Gosh, 0:10:14.760 --> 0:10:19.160 she's from Miami, Florida. Miami. I a Miami. That's where 0:10:19.160 --> 0:10:21.520 the guys from the guy um Trick Daddy got a 0:10:21.720 --> 0:10:24.480 like like he like his ass eight from the back 0:10:24.520 --> 0:10:27.600 of the front. If any woman's out there in Trick 0:10:27.640 --> 0:10:33.000 Daddy's as your nasty bitch. She's from Miami, Florida. She's 0:10:33.000 --> 0:10:36.880 a model of Instagram influencer. You can also check out 0:10:37.360 --> 0:10:46.240 only Fans Welcome. They're beautiful, sexy, gorgeous mast stress making 0:10:46.400 --> 0:10:51.200 my own words. It's like gorgeous and beautiful mixed together 0:10:51.240 --> 0:10:56.800 with It's like, what the fuck n f out of that? 0:10:57.320 --> 0:11:00.360 What starstress? Yeah, that's I've never heard that for. It's 0:11:00.400 --> 0:11:02.920 like a you know, a dinosaur is found in Los 0:11:02.920 --> 0:11:06.559 Angeles and then name it out of nowhere, like well, 0:11:06.600 --> 0:11:10.160 she don't know like a dinosaurs. There was a beautiful dinosaur, 0:11:10.240 --> 0:11:12.560 but then she's more if she was an animals should 0:11:12.559 --> 0:11:15.600 be more like a flamingo. Oh that's a nice one. Yes, 0:11:15.800 --> 0:11:18.000 ladies and gentlemen, miss me or frances is in the building, 0:11:18.040 --> 0:11:24.440 come on me or Francis. God goodness, look at that. 0:11:25.400 --> 0:11:30.240 The devil is a liar? Is she from France? She's 0:11:30.320 --> 0:11:33.160 up from friends? That's just her last name, Chinese best friend? Mia? 0:11:33.280 --> 0:11:37.480 Is that me? That's shot from Miami? Actually, yeah, I 0:11:37.559 --> 0:11:41.360 knew that was in her real name, my name, Like 0:11:41.400 --> 0:11:43.000 she should be like, you know what, when the woman 0:11:43.160 --> 0:11:45.800 changed her name to something that's short, she probably had 0:11:45.800 --> 0:11:51.400 a really fucked up name, like that is a I'm 0:11:51.400 --> 0:11:56.079 not gonna tell you it's so bad, Elizabeth. No, that's 0:11:56.080 --> 0:12:01.360 actually good. Teresa Cabrera like me for mic name? What 0:12:01.440 --> 0:12:06.079 are you like? What you spend course? Yeah, Venezuelan, Venezuela, 0:12:06.360 --> 0:12:08.400 Oh my god, I didn't funk up. She the one 0:12:08.400 --> 0:12:11.560 that wanted miss Miss Universe and he called it one name. 0:12:13.000 --> 0:12:19.760 It was Steve Harvey, Yeahulla Venezuella. Yeah, and then he 0:12:19.800 --> 0:12:23.480 called somebody else or the what happened? I was different, 0:12:24.440 --> 0:12:28.400 different country. Did you try to run for a Miss 0:12:28.440 --> 0:12:34.959 Universe or no? No, no, you think enough? So how 0:12:34.960 --> 0:12:37.320 many minutes jerk after you every day? I'm curious. Let's 0:12:37.320 --> 0:12:40.120 get to the ports. How do I know that she 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:45.280 doesn't have the statistics? She I could tell how many 0:12:45.520 --> 0:12:49.640 Chinese people listening to her podcasts, like eight of them, 0:12:49.800 --> 0:12:52.120 but she can't. Could you, guys, could you get the 0:12:52.200 --> 0:12:57.040 statistics and statistics? Statistics? But she has the only fan 0:12:57.160 --> 0:12:59.920 But like I'm sure my account somebody has more your 0:13:00.240 --> 0:13:03.160 But I mean, what are the I've had some girls 0:13:03.160 --> 0:13:05.360 on here that have only fans, And I'm curious to like, 0:13:05.400 --> 0:13:09.480 what's the weirdest thing somebody acts to see and how 0:13:09.559 --> 0:13:11.480 much it offered you that they want to like see, 0:13:11.520 --> 0:13:14.960 like the crack of your asshole. They want to see everything. 0:13:15.760 --> 0:13:19.440 Did a picture you like finger fucking your toes? Like, 0:13:19.520 --> 0:13:26.280 what's what's so weird? Like the classy members on the 0:13:26.320 --> 0:13:30.640 Only Fans class, but there's nobody classy. They want to 0:13:30.640 --> 0:13:34.080 say such thing here going. What's the way to say 0:13:34.360 --> 0:13:39.320 you think of the weirdest thing? Um? Someone said that 0:13:39.360 --> 0:13:41.920 they would buy my underwear and they would sleep with 0:13:42.040 --> 0:13:45.640 thee A guy is going to sleep with my underwear on. 0:13:45.720 --> 0:13:47.360 He's like, I can't wait to wear it? Can you 0:13:47.400 --> 0:13:50.760 please let me? Oh my goodness, you should have asked 0:13:50.800 --> 0:13:58.480 me for the rest of his underwear. Nderwear the weird um? 0:13:58.640 --> 0:14:02.680 I think it was five. That's so the underway thin 0:14:02.720 --> 0:14:10.560 you're gonna tell me? And I never sent it overnight ship, 0:14:11.040 --> 0:14:13.240 but it's so weird. He said he's gonna wear it. 0:14:13.320 --> 0:14:16.959 I'm like, what, you know what? He looks like, I 0:14:16.960 --> 0:14:19.600 don't want to. You should have told me wait and 0:14:19.680 --> 0:14:22.960 say your fucking picture of it. You should have gave 0:14:23.000 --> 0:14:27.840 your grandma's door it was yours. Yeah, after having a 0:14:27.880 --> 0:14:32.520 diarrhea for like your grandmother her last period or something. 0:14:34.560 --> 0:14:36.840 It's a fisher. When I suck out my Patreon pages, 0:14:36.880 --> 0:14:40.320 now live my weekly titty Tuesday and on Thursdays a 0:14:40.440 --> 0:14:44.120 movie exclusively the Patreon, where they no longer be sensor 0:14:44.200 --> 0:14:47.200 about the social media companies. I would also be sharing 0:14:47.320 --> 0:14:52.000 daily updates plus show announcements here first see you on 0:14:52.080 --> 0:14:59.080 Patriot your mother sawers. I don't think grandma's a periods right? 0:15:00.000 --> 0:15:04.120 It depends is she black? Let me get the period 0:15:04.160 --> 0:15:07.360 to like sixty three? Really? No, I'm just kidding African 0:15:07.360 --> 0:15:10.320 with Africa. I think the oldest African baby was like 0:15:10.840 --> 0:15:13.040 I think what's sixty or something like? So, do you 0:15:13.080 --> 0:15:17.160 have a baby, you still gotta have period? Right? Yeah? 0:15:17.480 --> 0:15:19.600 I guess everyone when last time you have your period? 0:15:19.640 --> 0:15:23.760 I'm curious what your period on right now? Like she's 0:15:23.800 --> 0:15:26.800 in a period every month like everything, you know. I'm 0:15:26.840 --> 0:15:29.120 saying like when, like when it's like the first seven 0:15:30.320 --> 0:15:32.600 that first like, is it on like a week from now? 0:15:32.800 --> 0:15:39.440 I just she'sse I would get her pregnant cycle. Do 0:15:39.440 --> 0:15:41.360 you know you have an app? You have like a 0:15:41.400 --> 0:15:43.960 period app? Yeah, the girls have that. You have a 0:15:44.080 --> 0:15:48.840 period app for real, so you're not having like unprotected accident. 0:15:49.640 --> 0:15:52.680 But no, I don't do that. Don't do that, yeah, yeah, 0:15:52.680 --> 0:15:54.560 because you have to like if you have like a boyfriend. 0:15:54.640 --> 0:15:58.080 You know, yeah, you gotta make sure you can't this week. 0:15:58.120 --> 0:16:01.360 You have to pull out and this like come on 0:16:01.400 --> 0:16:04.280 your face or something because you don't want to um, 0:16:04.440 --> 0:16:06.560 you don't want to get pregnant. You don't ruin this 0:16:06.640 --> 0:16:11.520 beautiful body. Imagine you know, how do you like? Nineteen? 0:16:13.280 --> 0:16:23.200 You're grown? Yeah? On been born than okay, between two five? 0:16:24.360 --> 0:16:27.800 It's wow, it's like half my age. I have an 0:16:27.800 --> 0:16:30.960 outfit's older than hell? Is that the one you're wearing? 0:16:32.280 --> 0:16:37.360 Another one where I don't know my I'm African. Let 0:16:37.400 --> 0:16:39.760 me tell you something I don't know about what my age, 0:16:40.840 --> 0:16:44.320 Thank you very much. When I was born, nobody was 0:16:44.360 --> 0:16:46.200 in the village to write nothing down. They didn't write 0:16:46.200 --> 0:16:48.880 ship down, so we don't know when it was something 0:16:48.880 --> 0:16:50.600 to travel. This's oh my god, he's about to travel. 0:16:50.800 --> 0:16:52.880 What are you gonna put on this past? Fo there's 0:16:52.960 --> 0:16:56.000 many many money more just right, he said, tell me something. 0:16:56.480 --> 0:16:58.640 IMMIGRATION want to know. I have to know my own birthday. 0:16:58.680 --> 0:17:01.760 And it's like, okay, you brought eight, so I'm between 0:17:01.840 --> 0:17:07.560 like I'm between twenty and forty seven. I could be 0:17:07.640 --> 0:17:09.800 twenty five. I don't know. Like if I meet you 0:17:09.800 --> 0:17:13.200 and I meet a thirty woman, I'm not going forty five. 0:17:13.880 --> 0:17:17.600 Well you're gifted, Mike, you have your hair still? When 0:17:17.720 --> 0:17:19.720 would you have yours or yours? I don't have no more? 0:17:19.800 --> 0:17:23.040 It left my head. Where did it go a few 0:17:23.119 --> 0:17:25.879 years ago? I don't know. I think it's landed in 0:17:26.000 --> 0:17:29.320 some neighbor's yards or something. I lost it, Like, how 0:17:29.359 --> 0:17:30.919 can I get it back? So you want to have 0:17:31.000 --> 0:17:36.679 children later in life? Yeah, like like thirty maybe. Okay, 0:17:37.560 --> 0:17:39.600 that's good to have your all playing out. You know what, 0:17:39.800 --> 0:17:42.399 unless you meet a fucking NBA player that got a 0:17:42.440 --> 0:17:46.880 two and mine out of contract that busted. Yeah, that's 0:17:46.960 --> 0:17:52.760 two hundred thousand dollars a month. Would you take three 0:17:52.840 --> 0:17:57.080 hunds a month in child support and get pregnant right now? Yeah? 0:17:57.880 --> 0:18:04.879 Depends players followed. My flavor was playing the NBA. You 0:18:05.000 --> 0:18:10.040 get three thousand a month. We have to Nobody wants 0:18:10.080 --> 0:18:12.119 stretched works on their belly buttons. You have to have 0:18:12.680 --> 0:18:15.760 thinking about it. Yeah, of course a month. You have 0:18:15.800 --> 0:18:18.640 a new body every fucking week. Okay, I'm gonna drive 0:18:18.720 --> 0:18:24.240 you to Dr Miami and my goddamn rose words. That's 0:18:24.280 --> 0:18:28.240 your friend. I'll make up paid for and pocketing money 0:18:28.240 --> 0:18:32.520 and get a ship from Smart but no, Dr Miami's 0:18:32.560 --> 0:18:36.560 are friends. It's real nice. You don't like him. I 0:18:36.600 --> 0:18:39.399 haven't seen his work. I heard it was good, though. Okay, 0:18:39.800 --> 0:18:44.040 have you done any work? Some work? Oh? Your titties? 0:18:44.680 --> 0:18:51.280 It's guess what? Yeah? Tuesday? Oh every Tuesday, Tuesday. Yes. Yes. 0:18:51.600 --> 0:18:55.159 So when you were from like a thirty four B 0:18:55.440 --> 0:18:59.439 to like thirty four triple D, well, I've always had 0:19:00.160 --> 0:19:03.080 naturally like big boobs. I was like a C and 0:19:03.280 --> 0:19:05.639 I just went to a double D. Okay, double D? 0:19:06.040 --> 0:19:11.680 Are you thirty four or two thirty four? I'm a teologist. Yeah, 0:19:11.680 --> 0:19:14.400 you're really good. And I'm wearing this jacket. I don't 0:19:14.400 --> 0:19:16.760 know how you know. I mean I could just tell 0:19:16.880 --> 0:19:21.840 about it the way he was walking. Your back problems. No, No, 0:19:21.920 --> 0:19:23.480 you can tell how big a titty is by the 0:19:23.520 --> 0:19:25.960 way she walk. I'm a tediologist. Man. Oh yeah, I 0:19:26.000 --> 0:19:28.920 remember that, Mike. Yeah, I want a titty Technology of 0:19:29.080 --> 0:19:36.960 Student of Breast. Yeah, I tech International Institution of Don't 0:19:37.000 --> 0:19:40.280 go titty. It's really good, Mike. There's a good talent. 0:19:41.119 --> 0:19:44.240 I'm good at work at Victoria's Secret. Did give you management? 0:19:45.440 --> 0:19:47.560 I'm just gonna stick with stand up. Jenny's best for 0:19:47.640 --> 0:19:50.200 him on the side just for fun, I would be 0:19:50.240 --> 0:19:53.280 the greed of Victoria's secrets. How are you doing? Thirty four? 0:19:53.600 --> 0:19:58.920 Thirty four? D on you? Everyone's time you They don't 0:19:58.920 --> 0:20:00.720 make him in your size have to go to the 0:20:00.880 --> 0:20:06.560 fucking go to the curtain and thirty eight triple eggs. Mike, 0:20:06.640 --> 0:20:08.920 that's a talent that is really good. You could like 0:20:09.280 --> 0:20:13.440 predict did you get breath fat as a baby? Oh yeah, 0:20:14.280 --> 0:20:17.640 your mother loved you then? I love you for your mother. 0:20:17.920 --> 0:20:20.919 She didn't mention. I don't even know. She never remember 0:20:20.920 --> 0:20:23.639 when you stopped. I remember when I remember that. Well, 0:20:23.720 --> 0:20:25.760 we only have to remember that mean your mother should 0:20:25.760 --> 0:20:27.560 probably go to jail then, because I mean, I mean 0:20:27.600 --> 0:20:29.840 I was sucking too long. I think I probably how 0:20:29.880 --> 0:20:34.159 old was your mom? When? Until when did you best fit? 0:20:34.320 --> 0:20:38.840 I don't know, I probably three years. Not you guys. 0:20:39.119 --> 0:20:42.399 So you said the last three episodes were spread with 0:20:42.480 --> 0:20:45.159 the neighbor. Yeah, I said, I know, I know. I 0:20:45.240 --> 0:20:47.119 was talking my heart on how hard it is for 0:20:47.200 --> 0:20:49.639 me to be faithful, like I I was so unfaithful 0:20:49.720 --> 0:20:50.880 that I think when I was a kid, I even 0:20:50.960 --> 0:20:56.280 stuck the neighbors instead of my mother's cheated my mother. 0:20:56.359 --> 0:20:58.800 Mama was like when my mom left, I would sucks 0:20:58.840 --> 0:21:04.880 another pregnant woman's got milk. Wow, he's not loyal. I'm 0:21:05.000 --> 0:21:08.720 not not been a loyal but I'm I'm I'm getting better. 0:21:08.960 --> 0:21:11.560 You know, everybody know, everybody know. I gotta engage somebody. 0:21:13.840 --> 0:21:16.760 And then, um, did her I get well, we have 0:21:16.760 --> 0:21:18.720 an agreement. I get one side chick a month. Wow. 0:21:20.800 --> 0:21:24.520 Yeah you wanna do that? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, but then 0:21:25.240 --> 0:21:29.680 I don't get beautiful you up. Every man's gonna get so. 0:21:29.800 --> 0:21:31.800 She allowed to do the same thing. She got the 0:21:31.840 --> 0:21:36.600 woman she wants. She can't have no guy. Do you 0:21:36.680 --> 0:21:39.760 have anyone when she wants? You want to her? She's bad? 0:21:40.440 --> 0:21:47.400 You like her? Yeah? I better? Oh yeah, you're trying 0:21:47.440 --> 0:21:52.080 to organize. She's allowed to have one girl a month. 0:21:52.080 --> 0:21:53.480 I don't have to black. I don't want know part 0:21:53.520 --> 0:21:56.440 of it. But I think a referee. She'll be a 0:21:56.480 --> 0:21:59.280 beautiful picture of hunting rotter, just going at it. Yeah, 0:22:00.240 --> 0:22:08.600 you're like, would you rider? Maybe? No? I don't scared. Yeah, 0:22:08.600 --> 0:22:11.440 I don't know my fall in love. You're scared of 0:22:11.480 --> 0:22:16.280 fall in love? Yes? Now, I am just like, have 0:22:16.359 --> 0:22:19.720 you been in love before? I think I have. I 0:22:19.800 --> 0:22:22.320 don't even know because what honestly, what really, I don't 0:22:22.359 --> 0:22:24.600 know what is love like right now? She's just like, 0:22:24.680 --> 0:22:27.040 I feel like I'm too young right now? Are you 0:22:27.119 --> 0:22:31.400 seeing anybody not currently? You know? Single in Los Angeles? 0:22:31.840 --> 0:22:34.399 But of course, yeah, we expect it's pleas I just 0:22:34.560 --> 0:22:36.919 moved here. I was like in a five year relationship, 0:22:37.040 --> 0:22:42.680 so now I'm single. Congratulations five four years with in Miami. Yes, 0:22:43.200 --> 0:22:46.320 that's why you left that bit. I left. It started 0:22:46.359 --> 0:22:48.800 a new life. So you know you're here. I'm sure 0:22:48.840 --> 0:22:50.400 every man is trying to wife you like I'm sure 0:22:50.960 --> 0:22:53.720 anybody who every single man is trying to wife you 0:22:54.119 --> 0:22:56.800 right pretty much. But you know, you know you just 0:22:57.040 --> 0:22:59.800 what's your type in man? Then what's my type? Is 0:22:59.840 --> 0:23:06.960 it big dick or more money? Okay, you could have 0:23:07.119 --> 0:23:18.560 this good dick broke. I think I can get both everything. 0:23:19.280 --> 0:23:23.440 So what so? But you believe you? Do you believe 0:23:23.480 --> 0:23:26.640 in one night stands? Do I believe in it? I'm saying, 0:23:26.640 --> 0:23:28.159 have you like, I mean, do you think it's a 0:23:28.200 --> 0:23:32.360 bad thing? I'm not really because she had a few 0:23:32.440 --> 0:23:36.040 more nice things. I mean, haven't we all? I mean, 0:23:36.240 --> 0:23:39.919 sometimes it happens. This is my advice. There's nothing wrong 0:23:39.960 --> 0:23:42.600 one night stand. I always I think women, you know, 0:23:42.760 --> 0:23:44.480 find out in advance, what then are you going to 0:23:44.600 --> 0:23:47.560 have for the next whatever months? Or you is gonna 0:23:47.560 --> 0:23:49.680 be with this guy seriously because they think about it. 0:23:50.440 --> 0:23:52.720 If that's a cut to the chase. If you she 0:23:52.880 --> 0:23:54.560 meet a guy, she's like, you know, I'm I'm gonna 0:23:54.560 --> 0:23:56.240 save this pussy for like three months. You don't have 0:23:56.240 --> 0:23:58.040 to work hard for this pussy, you know what I mean? 0:23:58.160 --> 0:24:01.080 Three periods went past. It's like three months later, yeah, 0:24:02.600 --> 0:24:09.119 three months later, three months, three periods drive through right, no, no, no, 0:24:09.280 --> 0:24:14.200 no funday express deaners. No, she's more like she's more 0:24:14.280 --> 0:24:19.840 like six Mr childs went by, six boys, eleven katanas. 0:24:20.160 --> 0:24:23.439 I mean, this nigga is broke. Now you may him 0:24:23.480 --> 0:24:26.920 go broke. He went us three periods later about to 0:24:27.920 --> 0:24:30.440 I'm about to give this guy this pussy. And then 0:24:31.040 --> 0:24:33.639 in those three periods, this nigger got to meet your mother, 0:24:34.240 --> 0:24:38.000 he met your friends, like my mom. Just three months. 0:24:40.960 --> 0:24:48.080 If I they give you another period four months, four months, 0:24:48.480 --> 0:24:51.679 you meet this guy. I mean he met your whole family, 0:24:52.320 --> 0:24:54.200 all your grandfriend Oh my god, he's so sweet, and 0:24:54.240 --> 0:24:57.320 he's waiting. He's waiting, he's not in a rush. And 0:24:57.400 --> 0:25:03.800 then finally comes down and period later. Yeah, your your 0:25:03.840 --> 0:25:06.840 period is gone. It's been gone for like two weeks, 0:25:07.400 --> 0:25:09.280 three weeks, because I don't want to be ovolating fun 0:25:09.400 --> 0:25:12.320 that ship. You're not ovolating your prayers gone three weeks. 0:25:12.480 --> 0:25:15.280 It's nice and wax and shave. You ready to ye 0:25:16.840 --> 0:25:19.800 and then out where you want to go? Where you 0:25:19.880 --> 0:25:21.800 wanna take you this? This is a journey. Okay, you're 0:25:21.800 --> 0:25:25.399 not gonna You're not gonna get right to. Where do 0:25:25.480 --> 0:25:27.960 you want to go for this? I mean, where should 0:25:27.960 --> 0:25:29.240 you take you the fun? You like? You want to 0:25:29.280 --> 0:25:32.080 go to like Cabo? You wanna go far or you 0:25:32.119 --> 0:25:33.639 want to stay close by? You want to a two 0:25:33.680 --> 0:25:36.479 hour to Cabo? Or you want to fucking five hour 0:25:36.560 --> 0:25:40.040 flo to Hawaii. Ship your passport not expire. You want 0:25:40.040 --> 0:25:47.119 to go to a room Mexico. Uncle, so stupid. I mean, 0:25:47.119 --> 0:25:52.200 I don't know how think of San Diego. Take a 0:25:52.280 --> 0:25:55.080 two hour drive to San Diego. I mean, he shaved 0:25:55.119 --> 0:25:58.680 his balls, your coaches shaved, everybody's shaved, ready to go. 0:25:59.160 --> 0:26:02.920 And guess what happened? What little Dickie came too quick? 0:26:03.040 --> 0:26:07.480 Now this Mike, what the fund is wrong with those people? Oh? Nothing, 0:26:07.640 --> 0:26:11.320 that's not me. I'm not squeaking about me. Little Dickie 0:26:11.359 --> 0:26:14.480 came too quick four months later. You just gotta know 0:26:14.640 --> 0:26:17.480 your mother, your father or your best friends. But you're 0:26:17.520 --> 0:26:21.240 like he's saying, my he's not rich, he kind of 0:26:21.560 --> 0:26:23.760 mediumly broke. You just more in love with like his 0:26:24.480 --> 0:26:30.320 hiss whatever whatever personality. But even you are the sexual person, 0:26:30.400 --> 0:26:32.800 I'm not sure you are not. I know, rider rider, 0:26:32.840 --> 0:26:35.760 woman to funk every fucking this basically gonna my balls 0:26:35.800 --> 0:26:39.080 are empty every other day. I'm sewing hard for empty 0:26:39.080 --> 0:26:42.640 relation of the testicle. I'm not sure that's even a case. 0:26:43.080 --> 0:26:52.800 You know you sexual? Yeah, yeah, you are? You ready 0:26:52.880 --> 0:26:55.080 like you are ready. You've been saving this pussy because 0:26:55.080 --> 0:26:57.040 even though you four and a half periods, you've been 0:26:57.080 --> 0:26:59.800 saving it for him. He's like this motherfucker's special. He 0:27:00.000 --> 0:27:05.280 gonna get this pussy. Little dick came too quick four 0:27:05.359 --> 0:27:08.160 seconds for a second, and he just a quick comment, 0:27:08.240 --> 0:27:11.159 he's like you know he's And then you catch him 0:27:11.160 --> 0:27:16.720 in the bathroom screaming fine, like you always do this 0:27:16.880 --> 0:27:19.080 to me, and now you know that is this not 0:27:19.280 --> 0:27:21.440 just what about the second round? Maybe he's got a 0:27:21.440 --> 0:27:25.240 good second second, alright, second round, he's not trying to 0:27:25.280 --> 0:27:28.560 make it work. He's just trying it. He went from 0:27:28.760 --> 0:27:30.840 eight seconds now he don't give your ass thirty eight 0:27:30.880 --> 0:27:33.880 seconds okay, second round and second round to at least 0:27:33.920 --> 0:27:37.639 be a good twenty six point eight minutes minutes. Yeah. So, 0:27:38.040 --> 0:27:39.840 but the dick is a little you. He was tickling 0:27:39.920 --> 0:27:42.639 your couchie pretty much when he tried to hear from 0:27:42.680 --> 0:27:45.800 the back when he coughed, when you coughed, it popped out. 0:27:48.400 --> 0:27:51.119 And this is I mean, the most important thing was 0:27:51.240 --> 0:27:53.200 the dick was It was just he didn't go past 0:27:53.240 --> 0:27:56.840 your clip. It looked like he okay, put his way. Yeah, 0:27:57.000 --> 0:27:59.560 he had like a fat pussy. That's it. Just it 0:27:59.720 --> 0:28:03.600 was now he knows your whole family, grand mom, he 0:28:03.640 --> 0:28:06.280 put your fucking dog. This is when I get depressed, Like, 0:28:06.359 --> 0:28:09.800 can we try the topic. I don't want to talk 0:28:09.840 --> 0:28:12.280 about this. Okay, let's me making short. Okay, So now 0:28:13.080 --> 0:28:14.800 you gotta get rid of him, because you're like, I 0:28:14.920 --> 0:28:18.320 like to be fucked doggy style bent over. I want to, 0:28:18.440 --> 0:28:21.240 you know, scream out his name, his such, screen number, 0:28:21.280 --> 0:28:24.040 his address, and he did a breath. Why and now 0:28:24.200 --> 0:28:25.840 you or you didn't even get to the first number 0:28:25.840 --> 0:28:30.000 of such Remember the time nine numbers for sub security numbers. Nine. 0:28:31.600 --> 0:28:35.160 It's nine numbers. You got this first number. He came 0:28:35.200 --> 0:28:37.400 on the first number. So now you don't even get 0:28:37.440 --> 0:28:42.040 to seventh number. So you don't. I can't fun. This 0:28:42.200 --> 0:28:43.800 is not my type. I would be cheating on this 0:28:43.880 --> 0:28:46.360 guy if I'm with him. Right. So now he's like, 0:28:46.520 --> 0:28:49.880 you let him go. Okay, you're gonna let him go, don't. 0:28:49.880 --> 0:28:52.240 You don't, don't waste your time. Yeah, you want to 0:28:52.280 --> 0:28:55.480 get fucked hard? And do you know what? I like? 0:28:55.760 --> 0:28:58.120 You just actually you sextually he said, yes, you want 0:28:58.120 --> 0:29:00.160 to get funk hard. You want to we wanted you 0:29:00.200 --> 0:29:04.680 want to speak in tongues when this guy you know 0:29:04.680 --> 0:29:07.120 what speaking tongue is? Yeah? Okay, so you've got a 0:29:07.240 --> 0:29:12.440 church helleujah. So um after So now he's gone your 0:29:12.480 --> 0:29:15.520 first Oh my god, let's get this gets a good name. 0:29:16.240 --> 0:29:20.800 Get my name, Chinese best friend, Jacob, Jacob, What the 0:29:20.960 --> 0:29:24.120 funk on her name? Is there a guy named Jacob? 0:29:24.440 --> 0:29:27.720 That's my triple A insurance guy. Let's get him Chris, Chris, 0:29:28.160 --> 0:29:32.400 that's my name. Michael Black said, Christian, motherfucker's difference. All 0:29:32.520 --> 0:29:36.120 Christians come quick. I heard was going with Chris. Christians 0:29:36.240 --> 0:29:42.360 not me. Yeah, let's go with Chris and Chris. You've 0:29:42.360 --> 0:29:44.400 done with Chris, all your friends. Oh my god, let 0:29:44.440 --> 0:29:46.840 you see Chris and Wild what happened to Chris? You know, 0:29:46.920 --> 0:29:49.760 I meant the whole you know, wasted four months, four 0:29:49.880 --> 0:29:52.280 periods of your life that you'll never get back. So 0:29:52.400 --> 0:29:54.240 if you have found this out the first two days 0:29:54.320 --> 0:29:56.800 or the first day, but you would never win that 0:29:56.920 --> 0:29:59.959 far fucking smart. So it's okay to have one nice day. 0:30:01.360 --> 0:30:05.160 But Mike goes fist pump, she didn't see your she 0:30:06.080 --> 0:30:09.000 wasn't agree with them. That was I don't know. I 0:30:09.120 --> 0:30:11.239 try not to, but like I don't know at all 0:30:11.280 --> 0:30:14.680 the pimes. Maybe three weeks okay, yeah, but I don't 0:30:14.720 --> 0:30:17.560 feel it out put time on anything that's still you 0:30:17.560 --> 0:30:19.120 don't want to give it up right away because then 0:30:19.120 --> 0:30:20.680 they're just like okay, Like what if he's one of 0:30:20.720 --> 0:30:22.600 those guys are just trying to like, okay, smashing past. 0:30:22.720 --> 0:30:24.040 How many times am I going to do that? How 0:30:24.040 --> 0:30:25.880 many times am I going to date and sleep around 0:30:25.920 --> 0:30:27.960 like that? I just I cannot do that. I value 0:30:28.000 --> 0:30:30.000 myself like at the same time too, if a guy 0:30:30.080 --> 0:30:33.160 after like two or three times like that, then okay, 0:30:33.200 --> 0:30:34.800 by you know what I mean, he will never give 0:30:34.800 --> 0:30:36.320 me the pussy that he might not be bothering. You 0:30:36.320 --> 0:30:38.600 don't know what you're gonna miss. I don't all my 0:30:38.680 --> 0:30:41.000 bitches this first three days I meet them. You have 0:30:41.080 --> 0:30:45.960 a time three days, I mean between one and three days. 0:30:46.280 --> 0:30:47.680 If you give me a pussy and make money, hang 0:30:47.720 --> 0:30:49.320 with you more. At least I know I'm getting pussy. 0:30:49.360 --> 0:30:51.480 Will have fun at the end of the day. Is 0:30:52.280 --> 0:30:55.800 sex is the number one fun on earth. There's nothing 0:30:55.840 --> 0:30:58.680 more fun than sex besides women. I know, you gotta 0:30:58.720 --> 0:31:00.800 stimulate in my mind to it. Can't just be like 0:31:07.880 --> 0:31:15.480 like pink Yeah, your life, like your life is very interesting. 0:31:17.400 --> 0:31:19.720 His life is interesting. Was so interested in it. I 0:31:19.840 --> 0:31:23.880 was like listening to Discovery Channel. Yeah, well no, no, 0:31:24.080 --> 0:31:27.400 you know what the grub before Roder Actually I actually 0:31:27.480 --> 0:31:31.520 waited the whole week. What Michael Black waiting for a 0:31:31.520 --> 0:31:33.680 whole week? It was before I was I was really 0:31:33.760 --> 0:31:36.480 with that popping that much. Oh you weren't popping down. 0:31:36.480 --> 0:31:39.840 I wasn't popping. I don't have to wait that long now. 0:31:40.880 --> 0:31:43.680 Wrath tore right up quick. But hey, but look she 0:31:44.200 --> 0:31:46.040 got a whole ring. So that's why I'm saying it doesn't. 0:31:46.080 --> 0:31:50.960 It doesn't matter on time, you know, I mean, you 0:31:51.000 --> 0:31:54.080 know it is. My time is good sometimes. But I 0:31:54.240 --> 0:31:56.959 met Roder, I didn't think we had interested in each other. 0:31:57.080 --> 0:31:59.440 She just seemed like so growing the mature out of 0:31:59.480 --> 0:32:04.480 my league. And then it's underestimate yourself. You're the African 0:32:04.600 --> 0:32:08.160 king of Comma. You're more famous than Black Obama and 0:32:08.360 --> 0:32:11.440 Joe Biden. At the same time, appreciate that's best friend. 0:32:11.760 --> 0:32:17.480 We got chased by yesterday anyways because they wanted to 0:32:17.520 --> 0:32:21.480 borrow some money. Motherfucker. No thank you, appreciate no, no, no. 0:32:21.640 --> 0:32:25.120 But I'm saying, like you know, but like the first 0:32:25.200 --> 0:32:28.800 time we really got together TOI that ass out and 0:32:28.880 --> 0:32:31.000 it's right away she knew that she wanted his dick. 0:32:31.280 --> 0:32:33.680 And then that's how she kept flying down from Arizona 0:32:34.400 --> 0:32:39.280 and to come and get some more black infection. That's all, 0:32:39.880 --> 0:32:42.600 get a big dick to give my bla infection. Have 0:32:42.720 --> 0:32:48.200 you ever had a black infection? Everybody Michael blacks and 0:32:48.480 --> 0:32:50.880 every good in the world looks blood infragrant. They're like 0:32:51.920 --> 0:32:56.680 rejuven Asian. Sometimes I will say, you're as rejuvenation doctor. Motherfucker. 0:32:56.720 --> 0:32:59.840 That's I destroyed. I don't even get pussy, I got stomach. 0:33:01.040 --> 0:33:07.960 Oh my god, what's up, mother Sucks. This is your 0:33:07.960 --> 0:33:10.520 African King up coming, Michael Blackson. I'm here to ask 0:33:10.560 --> 0:33:14.000 you a question. Oh you subscribe to my podcast, The 0:33:14.120 --> 0:33:17.360 Mother Stuck A Podcast with Me Michael Blacks. If not, 0:33:17.640 --> 0:33:20.880 you are missing out on the crazy interviews. They're exclusive 0:33:20.960 --> 0:33:24.120 behind the scenes content of my life and tons of 0:33:24.800 --> 0:33:28.360 celebrity guests. So listen up, mother Stuck. Stop what you 0:33:28.400 --> 0:33:31.120 are doing right now and go find The Mother Stuck 0:33:31.160 --> 0:33:34.680 A Podcast with Me Michael Blacks. I heart Radio, Apple, 0:33:34.840 --> 0:33:39.160 Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcast. Subscribe, It's 0:33:39.280 --> 0:33:42.040 free to go. Do it right now and don't forget 0:33:42.120 --> 0:33:50.120 to catch a new episode every Tuesday. Look, I'm not 0:33:50.200 --> 0:33:52.800 against like the whole you know, one night stands. I 0:33:53.080 --> 0:33:56.080 was my five year relationship. We had sex the first 0:33:56.200 --> 0:33:59.840 night I was and I never thought I was like 0:34:00.040 --> 0:34:01.560 never going to see this guy again. Like I just 0:34:01.640 --> 0:34:05.360 slept with him and we're talking for five years exactly. Wow. See, 0:34:06.240 --> 0:34:09.440 wasn't that bad five years? Was it? You? Would you 0:34:09.440 --> 0:34:12.560 want to take the five years back? Was it a 0:34:12.600 --> 0:34:16.040 good learning experience? I know you got good experience. Okay, 0:34:16.120 --> 0:34:20.600 that's good man. He ate your ass. I don't know, 0:34:20.719 --> 0:34:29.640 you just eat yeah, oh my god, daddy. Okay, so 0:34:30.680 --> 0:34:35.080 I've never seen that. See what I've never heard guys 0:34:35.239 --> 0:34:37.439 like to get the rassat. Yeah, I don't. I don't 0:34:40.040 --> 0:34:45.640 eat a toilet paper. Okay, I mean she she trying 0:34:45.680 --> 0:34:47.960 to like suck your dick and lick your balls and 0:34:48.000 --> 0:34:50.479 the accidentally go to your ass. Okay, all right, slow 0:34:50.560 --> 0:34:52.839 down there, don't try to you don't like anything. Yeah, 0:34:52.840 --> 0:34:55.439 I don't know how that happens. I got a bowling ball. 0:34:56.440 --> 0:35:01.399 You gonna have to go like out of there. Yeah 0:35:01.440 --> 0:35:03.800 that's yeah, that's not like a fucking hearne at chese 0:35:03.840 --> 0:35:08.279 best friend. Like. I think we need health insurance and 0:35:08.440 --> 0:35:13.000 models like a podcastle I'm gonna go see one. My 0:35:13.160 --> 0:35:18.440 SAG insurance is back. Congratulations you well, you know the 0:35:18.480 --> 0:35:21.719 thing with SAG bills who don't know SAG is uh 0:35:22.080 --> 0:35:26.520 screens and actor guys whatever, right, the actors only for 0:35:26.640 --> 0:35:29.920 actors and radio and second after it. So you have 0:35:30.040 --> 0:35:34.200 to earn a certain amount of money each year to qualify. Oh, 0:35:35.160 --> 0:35:36.759 to have SAG, I think you have to make like 0:35:36.880 --> 0:35:41.040 thirty thousand a year or something. I worked for mothers. 0:35:41.080 --> 0:35:46.360 Like a podcast. We are not. We are not sasco insurance. 0:35:46.560 --> 0:35:49.080 You have to go do a fucking movie. So what 0:35:49.239 --> 0:35:54.879 happened was what happened because of COVID. I didn't shoot nothing. 0:35:55.440 --> 0:35:57.920 I didn't. I didn't. I made money doing shows. I 0:35:58.000 --> 0:36:00.200 mean did I even did a fucking reality show. Think 0:36:00.239 --> 0:36:02.480 it was part of sack. After he was paid me 0:36:02.600 --> 0:36:05.360 good money and after I did the show, I'm like 0:36:05.440 --> 0:36:09.200 this said, this is not for sack, like motherfucker. So 0:36:09.440 --> 0:36:11.440 my insurance get cut up because I didn't earn that 0:36:11.640 --> 0:36:15.680 thirty thou dollars doing. But I did shoot the movie, 0:36:16.160 --> 0:36:20.920 um O, Coming to America, Come to America. So the 0:36:21.000 --> 0:36:24.520 movie to uh, I'm azon prom I just thought I 0:36:24.600 --> 0:36:26.040 was done. I'm oh my god, this so this movie, 0:36:26.040 --> 0:36:29.080 We're not gonna get no money. Yeah, I get in 0:36:29.160 --> 0:36:32.120 my fucking bank account, like fifty thousand dollars out of 0:36:32.239 --> 0:36:35.839 nowhere every month, every month, every week there's a one 0:36:35.880 --> 0:36:38.160 time sale. I'm not gonna see this again. I was 0:36:38.239 --> 0:36:40.680 just happy because it was good enough from we knew 0:36:40.719 --> 0:36:45.399 my insurance and help I could go back. Congratulations, Mike, 0:36:45.640 --> 0:36:47.560 do you want to go to Christian Bone party right 0:36:47.560 --> 0:36:49.759 now and get some Delta virals? Get it? I got 0:36:49.840 --> 0:36:55.160 insurance to cover it off. You're an actress, students just 0:36:55.400 --> 0:37:01.719 model an actress, Mike, I'm what actress? Actress? So if 0:37:01.800 --> 0:37:03.400 I bring them, I have another guest and if I 0:37:03.480 --> 0:37:06.960 bring them on, So in l A now, so you 0:37:07.040 --> 0:37:09.960 just move there? Um, what are you doing with yourself? 0:37:10.360 --> 0:37:12.200 You know, tell us to about what we got going 0:37:12.280 --> 0:37:16.400 on right now? I'm doing more modeling. Um, I'm just 0:37:16.480 --> 0:37:19.600 trying to figure out, like what music video fixing? You 0:37:19.680 --> 0:37:25.440 do videos? I haven't done that video. He's like a 0:37:25.520 --> 0:37:29.200 print model, like you know, preload thing model fashion ova 0:37:29.280 --> 0:37:34.040 types up yep for now. Okay, that's good. Um, so 0:37:34.200 --> 0:37:36.800 how is it just I mean, come to l A, 0:37:37.480 --> 0:37:39.040 you know, trying to get to that next step? Is it? 0:37:39.160 --> 0:37:41.840 Is it difficult? No, it's easier here than it is 0:37:41.880 --> 0:37:44.360 in my because you're beautiful opportunity if you look like 0:37:45.160 --> 0:37:48.800 it was an ugly woman. Oh, if you're in l A. 0:37:48.960 --> 0:37:52.640 If you're an ugly woman, I mean it's tough. It's 0:37:52.680 --> 0:37:55.200 tough for ugly women. It's a hard life. You have 0:37:55.239 --> 0:37:59.880 any ugly friends? All your friends thinking up pretty right? 0:38:00.120 --> 0:38:03.160 I don't have any ugly friends. Yes? No, really no, 0:38:04.480 --> 0:38:08.440 say that that's racist. Why you don't hang. So you're 0:38:08.440 --> 0:38:14.319 trying and tell me what every person that's so mean? 0:38:14.920 --> 0:38:17.000 What beauty you see in Chinese best friends? What do 0:38:17.040 --> 0:38:21.320 you mean he's got great skin, goods, good notes? What 0:38:21.840 --> 0:38:26.600 could smell with the rockets cooking? No smell? You're fighting 0:38:26.800 --> 0:38:33.360 right now, Michael on what I'm just joking? Yeah, alright, 0:38:33.440 --> 0:38:37.040 So because you're beautiful, it's probably easier for you to 0:38:37.320 --> 0:38:40.000 get things done and everything. Hey, your rent is paid 0:38:40.000 --> 0:38:44.040 every month, right, but it's everybody's roommate. You have roommate, 0:38:45.160 --> 0:38:48.520 you got, you have your open. Yeah, it's very hard, Mike. 0:38:49.480 --> 0:38:53.279 They use you all your water and power. Well, I'm glad, Hey, 0:38:53.320 --> 0:38:56.680 I'm glad you you made it because hey, come come 0:38:56.760 --> 0:38:59.640 to l A and surviving month to month. You've made it. 0:38:59.760 --> 0:39:01.840 It's tough out here. I mean, just as much as 0:39:01.840 --> 0:39:03.920 people come here every day, people go to back home 0:39:04.000 --> 0:39:07.040 every day. It's a bad bach in Utah. Salt Lake 0:39:07.080 --> 0:39:09.040 said that you thought attend she's the baddest bitch on earth. 0:39:09.400 --> 0:39:11.239 Did she get here and she realized, goddamn, I'm not 0:39:11.320 --> 0:39:13.719 the baddest bitch on earth. There's a lot of the 0:39:13.800 --> 0:39:16.400 bad bitches. And she's like, she's not getting work. She's 0:39:16.440 --> 0:39:23.600 not getting her work, You're not making the money and everything. 0:39:23.760 --> 0:39:27.160 It's really expensive. Yeah, I have a chicken whisks on 0:39:27.239 --> 0:39:29.920 lay away from two weeks ago. Really can I have 0:39:30.160 --> 0:39:34.200 some sometimes paying for it? Motherfucker? So let bring my 0:39:34.280 --> 0:39:37.480 other guests to the show's Another guy came from Philadelphia. 0:39:37.840 --> 0:39:39.359 The reason why I brought him up. You know where 0:39:39.360 --> 0:39:43.040 I'm at the bank deposited money, you know, because I'm rich. 0:39:44.239 --> 0:39:48.840 Friday check h the friday next from depositing my next Friday, 0:39:48.960 --> 0:39:53.879 my U my coming to America to check. I'm depositing money. 0:39:53.920 --> 0:39:55.759 I just got off the road. I'm like, let me 0:39:55.800 --> 0:39:57.359 go put this money in the bank. And I get 0:39:57.400 --> 0:40:02.480 approached by the kids. I'm Philly. Know I'm from Haitian decent. 0:40:03.200 --> 0:40:05.200 You know he Philly, we said, Philly. Philly touched my 0:40:05.280 --> 0:40:08.320 heart because that's why I was raised. Philadelphia helped me 0:40:08.400 --> 0:40:10.040 become who I am today. And I'm like, okay, what 0:40:10.160 --> 0:40:12.560 you do you sing? He's give me a little can 0:40:12.680 --> 0:40:16.800 sing a song for us? Of course you is he 0:40:16.920 --> 0:40:21.200 the guy that's replacing Will Smith? No, No, he's gonna 0:40:21.200 --> 0:40:26.000 actually replace uh Bobby Brown, Bobby Brown, my great singers 0:40:26.040 --> 0:40:29.319 man with my Bobby a singer. You know what I mean, 0:40:29.960 --> 0:40:34.239 Ladies and gentlemen from Philadelphia. Frances in the building, Frances, Oh, 0:40:34.440 --> 0:40:42.520 Frances and Francis, Me and Francis. Mike Man, Welcome to 0:40:42.600 --> 0:40:45.880 the show man. I have a seen man so um, 0:40:46.760 --> 0:40:49.400 you know what. Nothing. I'd like to see people on 0:40:49.480 --> 0:40:51.960 this stuff from the bottom, you know, and work their 0:40:51.960 --> 0:40:54.680 way up. He gave me his little what you give 0:40:54.680 --> 0:40:57.719 me a flat drive? Last drive? You don't even own 0:40:57.760 --> 0:41:01.440 a computer, Mike, tell did you play Roder got the Liptop? 0:41:01.480 --> 0:41:04.160 I don't be. I don't honestly, I got a iPhone 0:41:04.640 --> 0:41:07.399 and then you played it and I didn't play it yet. 0:41:07.760 --> 0:41:10.600 Oh I didn't play yet. Back God touched my heart 0:41:10.640 --> 0:41:13.719 to bring him on. It's real, man, it's real. Yeah, yeah, 0:41:14.040 --> 0:41:15.680 Like you know, I was like when I talked to 0:41:15.719 --> 0:41:17.560 my give me a numbers, I might call you to 0:41:17.600 --> 0:41:19.640 come and do my podcast. And he had no idea. 0:41:22.800 --> 0:41:24.520 Well when he showed up, Mike, I thought it was 0:41:25.239 --> 0:41:28.840 a son of yours from back then. That's support the 0:41:28.920 --> 0:41:31.920 way he addressed, like you No, he got that gummy hairdcup, 0:41:32.640 --> 0:41:36.839 Bobby Brown, order some money, not now, this is my stop, 0:41:37.040 --> 0:41:39.720 that's my style. But like you said, Michael Lasson from Philly. 0:41:39.800 --> 0:41:43.240 You know that's what part of Philly. From North Philly. 0:41:43.280 --> 0:41:45.120 Oh my god, hold you hold onto your person. Hold 0:41:46.840 --> 0:41:51.520 North Philadelphia isn't the building ship. I got robbed in 0:41:51.600 --> 0:41:56.480 Philly at a church by pastor. Philly is great, though, 0:41:56.719 --> 0:41:59.200 phil is a hard court place that we most of 0:41:59.280 --> 0:42:03.759 our entertainers become tough and strong. You know, Comedians become 0:42:03.960 --> 0:42:07.520 tough comedians on how to defend yourself verbally, especially rappers. 0:42:07.640 --> 0:42:09.880 You gotta become tough rapper like Beanie Seagull, you know 0:42:09.880 --> 0:42:12.799 what I mean, freeway, You could become physically mentally tough 0:42:12.840 --> 0:42:16.640 because it's a tough city, tough city to do anything. Entertainment. 0:42:16.680 --> 0:42:19.040 Look at and our entertainment survie, look at us to 0:42:19.120 --> 0:42:22.640 me entertaining for thirty years, you know, shout out to 0:42:22.680 --> 0:42:26.480 Will Smith, you know, calv cavitn Kevin Hobben doing his thing. 0:42:26.719 --> 0:42:33.359 Um one person Michael Black And I'm the thing about 0:42:33.400 --> 0:42:35.160 I wasn't you know. I was raised there and just 0:42:35.440 --> 0:42:39.560 just the energy of that city made me go all 0:42:39.640 --> 0:42:43.800 the way that very bad profit were hardcore man. We 0:42:43.920 --> 0:42:47.680 bring them, We bring the jokes hard because Philly the kids. Man, 0:42:48.280 --> 0:42:49.919 every time you run into a kid from Philly ready 0:42:49.920 --> 0:42:52.960 to roast you just read ron just be ready, don't 0:42:53.000 --> 0:42:57.640 mad at yeah, be ready to roast man. So you 0:42:57.760 --> 0:43:01.720 just move, you know, move from Philly, you know, pursuing 0:43:01.719 --> 0:43:03.839 your dream. You're going hard, trying to make something happen. 0:43:03.880 --> 0:43:07.040 You know, you know it's the first place you tried. 0:43:07.160 --> 0:43:09.040 A lot of time people try to take it easy 0:43:09.120 --> 0:43:11.920 way and start with Atlanta first. Did you start with 0:43:12.000 --> 0:43:14.960 Atlanta or you just can't right the first time on 0:43:15.040 --> 0:43:17.360 the plane to come and cat Okay, he's just like 0:43:17.520 --> 0:43:20.120 funk the middle man, you know, because you know Philly 0:43:20.200 --> 0:43:22.800 is as it's a tough city. So a lot of 0:43:22.800 --> 0:43:25.879 people walking around circles, and Philly when they're doing talent things, 0:43:26.000 --> 0:43:27.920 when they when they talented, they walk around a circle. 0:43:28.000 --> 0:43:30.040 Sometimes sometimes you gotta get out the city. You gotta 0:43:30.040 --> 0:43:31.960 get the funk out of this man. That just for anybody. 0:43:32.280 --> 0:43:34.320 If you're from Detroit, wherever you from, you want to 0:43:34.320 --> 0:43:36.840 get respect, get the funk out of your city, Go 0:43:37.000 --> 0:43:38.960 out somewhere else, make a name for yourself when you 0:43:39.040 --> 0:43:40.920 come back to treat you like a king, because why 0:43:41.640 --> 0:43:43.600 Los Angeles? Then why are you there? You're just a 0:43:43.680 --> 0:43:46.239 local motherfucker. Lets you from Los Angeles or from LA 0:43:46.400 --> 0:43:49.120 You don't have to go note from Atlanta or El A. 0:43:49.160 --> 0:43:50.920 You don't have to go nowhere, you know, or New 0:43:51.000 --> 0:43:54.320 York you might not. But like, if you're from anywhere 0:43:54.400 --> 0:43:58.200 beside those three cities, get the funk out to come 0:43:58.280 --> 0:44:00.719 back and let its show you some respect. Nothing really, 0:44:00.840 --> 0:44:02.680 because it won't you respect why you living there. It's 0:44:02.719 --> 0:44:09.200 gonna local way more love out here than I getta feel. Like. Yeah, 0:44:09.440 --> 0:44:11.480 he's right, he's saying right, you know what he's saying. 0:44:11.520 --> 0:44:13.239 So where are you in your career right now? What 0:44:14.800 --> 0:44:17.880 I've been working in, you know, getting to the studio. 0:44:18.000 --> 0:44:20.480 You know, my little brother Friday just got signed, So 0:44:20.560 --> 0:44:23.239 I'm just working trying working on my way to get signed. 0:44:23.239 --> 0:44:25.319 You my family looking at me, like, all right, bro, 0:44:25.680 --> 0:44:28.279 your nets now that I'm just waiting on my time, 0:44:28.320 --> 0:44:30.719 you know, but you know everything takes patience sometimes, so 0:44:30.800 --> 0:44:32.520 I'm just waiting on my time. Hey man, you're in 0:44:32.600 --> 0:44:35.680 the number one podcast in the world right now, Michael 0:44:35.719 --> 0:44:40.160 Blocks on the show. Exactly, Mike, what listeners are in 0:44:40.280 --> 0:44:44.640 a fucking Saudi Arabia? And then come on, don't underestimate this. 0:44:44.800 --> 0:44:49.440 Michael Blocks billions of years last week. Yeah, yeah, I'm 0:44:49.520 --> 0:44:54.279 just working on getting signed. Is that the hard part? 0:44:54.320 --> 0:44:56.160 Because you know we're here by a lot of these 0:44:57.320 --> 0:45:00.560 young singers that guests signed, you know next you know 0:45:00.680 --> 0:45:03.200 the game like you know is that they pell who 0:45:03.320 --> 0:45:05.760 signs you. I mean we have all these different stories 0:45:05.840 --> 0:45:08.480 from these guys that later on all these me too. 0:45:08.680 --> 0:45:11.480 I mean when you have to like either like see 0:45:11.560 --> 0:45:14.919 with some fat, greasy woman or less some men touch 0:45:15.000 --> 0:45:17.360 your balls, like what is what? What goes on to 0:45:17.480 --> 0:45:22.160 get to that next level? Man? As the best way 0:45:22.200 --> 0:45:25.680 I can describe it, bro, it's like you come across 0:45:25.680 --> 0:45:27.840 the right person, the right person believes in you. It 0:45:27.880 --> 0:45:31.200 could change your life like that. So it's about connecting, 0:45:31.320 --> 0:45:35.080 networking with people. Sometimes it's not even about how great 0:45:35.120 --> 0:45:36.959 you are, but sometimes you gotta know the right person 0:45:37.120 --> 0:45:38.880 or sometimes the right person got to hear you, to 0:45:38.920 --> 0:45:40.680 see where you're about to go, to see the town 0:45:40.719 --> 0:45:42.960 that you got within yourself, and to see where it 0:45:43.000 --> 0:45:46.560 can go. And they that's that's really what it's about, 0:45:46.640 --> 0:45:49.000 really all right? So do that can you? I Mean, 0:45:49.120 --> 0:45:53.759 because I've been around a lot of um, a lot 0:45:53.800 --> 0:45:55.520 of people. I know a few people I don't know 0:45:55.680 --> 0:45:59.279 too much about the music of big people. You know, 0:45:59.400 --> 0:46:01.839 you know I'm not the video came here to see 0:46:01.920 --> 0:46:07.640 him like Mike, I know people you know, but like 0:46:07.800 --> 0:46:11.080 I don't. I've never you got kidnapped by Tyris Gibson 0:46:11.160 --> 0:46:14.759 on thing like block something. You know that. Yeah, you 0:46:14.840 --> 0:46:16.640 also gotta do what the music you do to make 0:46:16.719 --> 0:46:20.319 blacks and like Philly is a wrapping city. PNB rocked 0:46:20.360 --> 0:46:23.520 a little loozy meek mil I'm a singer singer, so 0:46:26.000 --> 0:46:35.799 child child like the weekend you have you write your 0:46:35.840 --> 0:46:39.080 own song, so you're writer singer and the writer singer. 0:46:40.080 --> 0:46:45.160 All right, um, get the point. No, no, no, then 0:46:45.560 --> 0:46:47.120 do you have any any particular when you want to 0:46:47.120 --> 0:46:49.880 do for us the world word listening? Sing right now? 0:46:50.120 --> 0:46:52.839 Or I can play something on the YouTube. Let's let's 0:46:53.600 --> 0:46:58.360 requested something like no, let John legends us good Charny's 0:46:58.360 --> 0:47:01.480 best for letim say, okay, I mean just it's it's U. 0:47:01.960 --> 0:47:06.000 It's like almost on some freestyle. Now I'm in my 0:47:06.160 --> 0:47:10.680 way up. People want change shop. The ones that say 0:47:10.680 --> 0:47:13.800 they love you, they be the ones that don't support you. 0:47:14.800 --> 0:47:17.959 People say they love me better off than the show 0:47:18.520 --> 0:47:23.319 me flew out to. Well, thank god I found my way, 0:47:24.000 --> 0:47:34.560 talk about loyalty. He talk about loyalty. He talk about loyalty. 0:47:35.040 --> 0:47:38.800 So the ones that know me don't ever let money 0:47:39.400 --> 0:47:42.160 get in the way of low. You'll see people got 0:47:42.280 --> 0:47:44.759 to give the prophecy. All do you want to do 0:47:44.920 --> 0:47:48.120 is pray for me? Trying to find a real lady. 0:47:48.520 --> 0:47:51.480 I hope she's pretty like he me. So I just 0:47:53.520 --> 0:48:02.120 what I want to know? Who Amien? That's what he's 0:48:02.120 --> 0:48:06.120 a bad I g model, pretty beautiful. He's gonna find 0:48:06.640 --> 0:48:09.200 the wrong with me and probably yeah, well you should 0:48:09.239 --> 0:48:12.520 have said means, oh you know what, blacks and let's 0:48:12.520 --> 0:48:14.239 get a drink for she leave? What wouldn't definitely make 0:48:14.280 --> 0:48:16.880 a bring us to drink? What do you want? Betfriend? 0:48:16.920 --> 0:48:22.279 No more? Didn't drive today, took over? I don't know 0:48:24.120 --> 0:48:28.360 what do you drink? I drink tequilla? She drinking? All right? 0:48:28.600 --> 0:48:36.000 That one? Shots? No shot? Can you sing us a 0:48:36.520 --> 0:48:43.359 Legen songs? Please? Something with with and then I'll take 0:48:43.400 --> 0:48:46.080 a shot, Mike. Can you sing that John Legends song? 0:48:46.600 --> 0:48:51.520 John's best friend? She was someone with mea in it? 0:48:51.640 --> 0:48:56.120 Can you do that? Oh ship? I'm sticking with dogs. 0:48:56.160 --> 0:49:00.239 I'm dog skinning. Find me some handy with some juice. Right, 0:49:00.320 --> 0:49:04.400 you're not sponsored by Branson. Conya your friend nobody right, 0:49:05.280 --> 0:49:06.719 I'm in fact one time about that. Later, I have 0:49:06.760 --> 0:49:09.879 a liquor company. Soon you'll do so, Miya. I want 0:49:09.880 --> 0:49:18.640 to hear some riffs to give them the umbrella. Friend, Mike, 0:49:18.719 --> 0:49:24.400 I just want to request a song. It's a Fisher 0:49:24.440 --> 0:49:26.640 when I suck at. My patron page is now live 0:49:27.040 --> 0:49:29.960 my weekly Titty Tuesday here to work on Thursday's movie 0:49:30.040 --> 0:49:33.360 exclusively to Patreon, where they will no longer be censor 0:49:33.400 --> 0:49:36.440 about the social media companies. I will also be sharing 0:49:36.560 --> 0:49:41.200 daily updates plus so announcements here. First see you on 0:49:41.320 --> 0:49:47.440 Patriot mother scus. Just let me know you do it. 0:49:47.680 --> 0:49:53.200 Let's go boys, ready, Miya. I'm trying to get to 0:49:53.360 --> 0:50:00.439 know yeah, Miya. I'm trying to get close to Oh yeah, 0:50:01.480 --> 0:50:05.719 I said me. Uh, I'm trying to get to know 0:50:06.320 --> 0:50:19.440 yeah yeah, to add us Bonny eat well, Michael Man, 0:50:19.960 --> 0:50:21.680 if you had two min outs, you get some pussy. 0:50:21.960 --> 0:50:29.359 You don't, Mike, to get is through their ears through 0:50:29.400 --> 0:50:34.879 the You gotta have some money, god, Mike, that is good. 0:50:36.000 --> 0:50:38.600 All right, Let's get a Blacks and Ages in the building. 0:50:38.719 --> 0:50:42.040 Kika is in the building, Mike I think we should 0:50:42.040 --> 0:50:48.959 sign this little Matsaker in Matasaka Entertainment before yeah my drink, 0:50:49.200 --> 0:50:52.719 before Usher takes him from us. We should take him now. 0:50:53.880 --> 0:50:58.840 You have markers and pens. You know what our key 0:50:59.000 --> 0:51:06.480 is in the pen o Kelly Man, Oh my god, 0:51:12.560 --> 0:51:19.560 come closer. Cheers, this is uh Welcome to Los Angeles. 0:51:20.040 --> 0:51:21.799 I wish you guys are the best. I wish your 0:51:21.800 --> 0:51:26.120 success and you keep doing your things. Okay, cheers. Keep 0:51:26.160 --> 0:51:28.239 getting the pussy up on the first night. No, I'm 0:51:28.239 --> 0:51:31.040 not doing okay, two weeks is better. And you you, 0:51:31.200 --> 0:51:34.080 I wish you are the best. Man, Keep doing your things. Cheers. 0:51:36.719 --> 0:51:42.759 A year, three or four months away. Trust me, Ye, 0:51:42.840 --> 0:51:46.040 it's my year. I'm gonna be bigger than this. Mike, 0:51:46.080 --> 0:51:53.880 you already beg Oh, black angel coming, come on, have 0:51:54.040 --> 0:51:57.080 us coming? Sing that song? I've got black songs angels pace, 0:51:57.239 --> 0:52:00.960 pay no mind. No, we throw up with the headache, 0:52:01.920 --> 0:52:07.799 all right, we did. No, it's not h How about 0:52:08.040 --> 0:52:12.080 a Tyrris your favorite? How are you gonna act like that? 0:52:13.880 --> 0:52:22.400 Shows over? Why? He's cameras? Who show is over? Over? No? No, no, no, 0:52:22.520 --> 0:52:24.399 I just went I want to talk to him. Yeah, yeah, 0:52:24.400 --> 0:52:27.400 we got about It's been a fucking album. I have 0:52:27.480 --> 0:52:30.640 ship to do. Charny's best friend? Are we going Mike's 0:52:30.680 --> 0:52:32.799 best friend? You embarrassed me last night? You're taking a brief. 0:52:33.000 --> 0:52:36.040 Oh yeah, fifty likes me? My god, what's Michael not 0:52:36.160 --> 0:52:38.640 talking to me right now? With this nigked? Last night 0:52:38.960 --> 0:52:42.600 we're hanging out, my boy fifties saying Chris Brown, he's drunk, 0:52:42.760 --> 0:52:46.960 just bothering you. Just leave along, he said to me. 0:52:47.120 --> 0:52:50.600 He's like, no, no, Mike, don't worry man. He speaking Philippino. 0:52:50.680 --> 0:52:55.160 I'm like, he is alone. What that means? It's a 0:52:55.320 --> 0:52:58.839 kid guy. You're that stun to sound like nice name, 0:53:00.520 --> 0:53:03.640 but he does. Yeah, he like, he said, he thanks 0:53:03.680 --> 0:53:06.360 for bothering me. Go, Yeah, he bothered. So I'm like, 0:53:06.440 --> 0:53:09.560 you know what's best friends? Yeah? He was gonna be 0:53:09.640 --> 0:53:12.839 here today before the strip? Crap tonight? Can we throw 0:53:12.920 --> 0:53:15.839 big wins in and pitches? I don't know, we should 0:53:15.920 --> 0:53:21.920 ask sam Ethereum? Yeah, can we just throw save the future? 0:53:22.160 --> 0:53:25.000 Let's save want you get to save a whole token? 0:53:25.480 --> 0:53:31.080 Oh good idea, let's open tonight. I'll put thousands on it. 0:53:31.840 --> 0:53:37.400 So god, he made friends. Yeah, we gotta mia n 0:53:37.520 --> 0:53:44.680 f t uh memes very ugly. She did face were 0:53:44.719 --> 0:53:47.759 not Oh they you have to look like this, yeah, 0:53:47.800 --> 0:53:55.200 they know with crypto. Ma, I'm like frowning, like that's 0:53:56.360 --> 0:53:58.880 like that face like why would I ever do that? 0:53:59.640 --> 0:54:07.040 Makes you miss U? Face that isn't ugly face? No 0:54:07.160 --> 0:54:13.879 one likes that. Don't like a frown ugly face face? Yeah, 0:54:13.960 --> 0:54:24.160 because you already ugly. Yeah, that's when for two point 0:54:24.239 --> 0:54:28.200 four million dollars like, trust me, I've been watching them anything. 0:54:28.480 --> 0:54:30.520 Oh my god, look at his face once song for 0:54:30.719 --> 0:54:35.120 five point one million before we started. But I better not, 0:54:35.239 --> 0:54:42.000 you better stop was making me uncomfortable. He might. That's 0:54:42.040 --> 0:54:46.280 really cute. Well we're gonna make nft of that starting 0:54:46.320 --> 0:54:49.880 biddest three. So it's friends friends like the country friends 0:54:51.840 --> 0:54:54.520 had last Miss Francis and your name is France. My 0:54:54.640 --> 0:54:59.760 brother named Francis. Dope man. How about your friends blood 0:55:00.320 --> 0:55:05.840 his name Michael Blacks the same like you have the 0:55:05.920 --> 0:55:11.200 same in maybe fu n make you guys together bunk 0:55:11.280 --> 0:55:14.560 of America because you old chat support make funny. What's 0:55:14.600 --> 0:55:19.040 your what's your ugly face? Just do like a frown 0:55:19.160 --> 0:55:22.600 like a like a mean look? What's your mean? Look 0:55:23.520 --> 0:55:27.600 like where you're example, somebody stole your panties at the laundryman. 0:55:28.320 --> 0:55:30.560 What would you say? Sorry, stopped your ass and you 0:55:30.600 --> 0:55:33.640 don't know who it was? Roundom stopped your ass at 0:55:33.680 --> 0:55:35.520 the club, what would you do? You're not gonna be 0:55:35.600 --> 0:55:40.600 smiling with bottle service. Without bottle services, I really broke, guys. 0:55:40.760 --> 0:55:48.080 Stop you at the club without service. She's gonna sleep 0:55:48.160 --> 0:55:53.080 with you the same minute, Michael, Come on, what I 0:55:53.200 --> 0:55:57.200 have fun? Guys, Yeah, that's really fun. Educational today? What 0:55:57.280 --> 0:56:01.120 then did you learnt? And then the longer you sleep 0:56:01.200 --> 0:56:06.440 with a woman, the longer relationship last. No longer, no, no, 0:56:07.320 --> 0:56:09.040 The longer I take you to get the pussy, the 0:56:09.480 --> 0:56:11.719 more chance of her not being with you because you 0:56:11.760 --> 0:56:18.319 have a little and you waste out four periods. Motherfucker. Okay, Mike, 0:56:18.400 --> 0:56:23.960 not everybody likes a bladder infection. They're like juvenation. Well 0:56:24.080 --> 0:56:26.560 maybe a hysteric to me about that. I don't know 0:56:26.600 --> 0:56:28.480 what that means, but it sounds like it's little. It's 0:56:28.520 --> 0:56:31.759 worse than a blad infection. You don't know about that. 0:56:31.800 --> 0:56:37.040 You don't you don't know that. Yeah, you just think, yeah, 0:56:37.960 --> 0:56:41.080 you are like a little the walls. You just hit 0:56:41.160 --> 0:56:44.799 the clip, Yeah, Donald Trump hit you fucking hitting guard 0:56:44.920 --> 0:56:48.480 in border walls. Yeah, well I think I've for joined us. 0:56:48.600 --> 0:56:52.360 I could follow because kicking I have a MIC's kicker 0:56:52.480 --> 0:56:58.560 dot Dia blows Kate, Kate, do you love me? It's 0:56:59.320 --> 0:57:04.920 k I'm saying Kiki. Then we got fucking tyros Baby 0:57:05.000 --> 0:57:10.200 Junior were singing so eat dot d I blow b Hello, 0:57:10.480 --> 0:57:14.160 Kitty kitty dot d I a b l O right 0:57:15.160 --> 0:57:18.360 kick d blow. That's our Instagram? Is that your Twitter? 0:57:18.600 --> 0:57:25.120 And your tender as well? Tender? You know tender Mike, 0:57:25.240 --> 0:57:34.280 that Christmingo Christian where black people meet people never find 0:57:34.360 --> 0:57:38.400 love on those websites. Okay, I can't be on. I 0:57:38.480 --> 0:57:41.560 couldn't be on daddy side about your Michael Blacks tender. 0:57:42.680 --> 0:57:47.520 You're swiping on everybody. Mike, you should open us. Got 0:57:47.560 --> 0:57:51.720 paid my tender like millions of dollars. I'm not going on. 0:57:52.680 --> 0:57:55.120 I have an a whole woman. Okay, I get one side. 0:57:55.160 --> 0:57:58.080 Pat your money. I'm not sucking that up. And firstance, 0:57:58.120 --> 0:58:01.720 what m I g is under school France to more 0:58:01.800 --> 0:58:06.920 underscorers and the number one? Wow? You both anything that's 0:58:07.040 --> 0:58:13.360 under schools, underschool friends, underscore, underscore the number one number one? Okay, 0:58:13.400 --> 0:58:16.919 did you go to public school in fairly Delfield. Yeah 0:58:17.360 --> 0:58:21.120 I did. I did too. What actually went to school 0:58:21.120 --> 0:58:24.480 in like the suburb park though, parents trying to they 0:58:24.560 --> 0:58:27.000 trying to make a shout. Where are you gonna like around? 0:58:27.240 --> 0:58:30.880 I went to school it's called Coach with High went there, Yeah, 0:58:30.960 --> 0:58:35.160 because it was like going wan Chester. Yeah, that's crazy, man. 0:58:35.360 --> 0:58:37.600 You got no Philly more than you do. Trust me. 0:58:37.920 --> 0:58:43.080 You know Michael Blacks more than you. I was in 0:58:43.200 --> 0:58:48.760 Philly from nine you was was not even a sperm 0:58:51.480 --> 0:58:54.600 that he was exactly. I know Coach Vales right by 0:58:54.760 --> 0:58:59.160 by by Chester, you on your way to like Kingdom. Yeah, yeah, 0:59:00.200 --> 0:59:04.440 it's crazy, Mike. I've never seen fight each other on 0:59:04.520 --> 0:59:11.200 a podcast. My son that might be your son, for goodness, 0:59:11.960 --> 0:59:17.360 your mama. Yeah, he's too like child support has passed. 0:59:17.760 --> 0:59:23.120 And of course Francis miya frances Is as well minus 0:59:23.680 --> 0:59:27.280 Mia underscore Francis, could you spell it for those who 0:59:27.280 --> 0:59:32.160 went to Miami Public School? Am I A underscore f 0:59:32.480 --> 0:59:36.720 R A n C I and then three? I told 0:59:36.760 --> 0:59:44.080 you spell it the other time? Gone, yeah, yeah, so 0:59:44.280 --> 0:59:50.880 luckily three. I don't know who has me of Francis, 0:59:51.840 --> 0:59:54.240 that's what you got, but my name when I try 0:59:54.240 --> 0:59:58.600 to get Michael Blackston was gone. But listen, when I contacted, 0:59:59.520 --> 1:00:02.880 I thought Mike Zucker somebody helped me take that ship back. 1:00:03.000 --> 1:00:07.760 No yet bullied him for that take it back and 1:00:07.880 --> 1:00:12.320 of course Chinese best Chinese underscore. No, I'm gonna change Mike, 1:00:12.440 --> 1:00:14.880 don't change it. I think underscore s cooler. No, it's 1:00:14.960 --> 1:00:19.120 not under scores for those who cannot get their fucking names. Okay, 1:00:19.440 --> 1:00:23.800 oh that's it. Yes, cool. Like imagine if you try 1:00:23.840 --> 1:00:26.280 to go to get your name to like when you 1:00:26.400 --> 1:00:30.120 was born, your pacificate and like sorry, Christian Brera is gone, 1:00:30.600 --> 1:00:37.600 then you're gonna do a Christian underscore Cabrera. Michael Underscore Blackson. Yeah, 1:00:37.680 --> 1:00:41.600 that's your real name in high school. Motherfucker. No, thank 1:00:41.640 --> 1:00:43.160 you all for joining us. I hope you had a 1:00:43.200 --> 1:00:46.800 good time on Black When I Sucker Podcast. Chinese best 1:00:46.840 --> 1:01:00.760 Friend Kicker Kicking. Yeah, see you guys next week The 1:01:00.880 --> 1:01:04.160 mother Stucker Podcast with Me Michael Blackson. 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