Speaker 1: Calgary Audio. What's up? When I saw guys, Welcome to
Speaker 1: another episode Motorcycle Podcast. I'm your host. Michael Black said,
Speaker 1: I'm here with my Asian best friend because I just
Speaker 1: found out this Chinese best friends not really Chinese. Michael
Speaker 1: Black Soon, I already told you like two episodes that
Speaker 1: I took DNA tests. I was thirty percent Chinese. So
Speaker 1: it's okay, there's not gonna be a riot in China. Good,
Speaker 1: I'm sure, because the Chinese were very disappointed when they
Speaker 1: found out the Chinese best friend wasn't Chinese. My grandma
Speaker 1: was a percent Chinese, Michael, Yes, I told you that before.
Speaker 1: Did she had like a Chinese restaurant where you buy
Speaker 1: like four wings, and my other grandma did in the Philippines. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like chicken feet she was. She had a restaurant
Speaker 1: OUTDOORSI you flaming everywhere today. You were like a really
Speaker 1: weird you know, trying to match with you today with
Speaker 1: the Greens. I don't know, Yeah, yeah Green, it's not
Speaker 1: you're off like n f T offite Michael blockson. I
Speaker 1: know we had those very smart crypto guys hang out
Speaker 1: over here, and now we're gonna go full blown with
Speaker 1: your n f T. I think it's gonna I mean,
Speaker 1: a random guy from Indonesia make n f T and
Speaker 1: now it turns into a million billion dollar company. You are,
Speaker 1: Michael Blockson. You didn't get that office from none of
Speaker 1: my friends, right, I know. I got this in a
Speaker 1: sale somewhere in some fancy place called Rosses. Yeah, ross No. No,
Speaker 1: I got this from Nike, Michael Blockson, the Nike store. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Nike store. I paid thirty nine for this, plus tax
Speaker 1: plus taxes? About what's the technic California by six? Almost
Speaker 1: type of sin point nine? You paid like four dollars
Speaker 1: in tax No, it's nine point nine. But I believe
Speaker 1: California if you pay your taxes. Yes, I have paid it.
Speaker 1: Michael Blackson, I owed a little bit last year and
Speaker 1: I paid it. Don't get Westley Snipes, huh, don't get
Speaker 1: I don't make as much money as fucking Wesley Snipes.
Speaker 1: Michael Blackson. I am not in the actor of blades,
Speaker 1: whatever that is. I don't make as much. The government
Speaker 1: doesn't care about me, to be honest, they don't care.
Speaker 1: Hopefully mother Suckle podcast become a hate and then they're
Speaker 1: gonna stop following you gee and then start figuring out
Speaker 1: how much you're making. I think it's already a hit,
Speaker 1: but it's okay. All we care about is happy people
Speaker 1: listening to us while driving to work. That's good man. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, I try to match your color. I got
Speaker 1: the Well, that is a beautiful outfit you're wearing today.
Speaker 1: Is that it is my favorite color. That's like my
Speaker 1: favorite cutter. So I like any type of green. This
Speaker 1: is like, I guess that one's a nice green. Never
Speaker 1: seen a green like that. It's like lime green. This
Speaker 1: was made. This is in the back of his jackets.
Speaker 1: His mothersucker. Can you see kind of camera see it?
Speaker 1: I think the camera deserves to see that. Michael blockson.
Speaker 1: That's a bit. Oh, camera can't see it. There's fifteen
Speaker 1: thousand of them, only two works. Why uh yeah, we
Speaker 1: need more budget for a podcast. This jacket was made
Speaker 1: by a good friend of mine called David Allen. He's
Speaker 1: out of Pittsburgh. He makes clothes for a lot of
Speaker 1: his Steelers. That's a nice one. Yeah, he made his jacket,
Speaker 1: and of course I got to put some saucy shoes
Speaker 1: to go with it. And I'm supporting some pr I've
Speaker 1: never seen that one before. Yeah, this is a colorful one.
Speaker 1: Is that Swede? I've never seen that one. I was
Speaker 1: not there when you went to spend twenty nine dollars
Speaker 1: and it's that time. Yeah, you missed the last shopping. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you didn't invite me because I don't like to shop
Speaker 1: where my brook friends look at me. That's not cool, Mike.
Speaker 1: I don't really care. I just enjoy hanging out and
Speaker 1: and uh have fun. My friend wasting his money on
Speaker 1: fucking ship. Hey, this is Texa. It's really nice to
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're right stage. Yeah, uh what now you
Speaker 1: earlier sell me something about some you're sniffing seven hundred underways?
Speaker 1: The fuck you, Mike? That was some Japanese guys on Instagram.
Speaker 1: I thought it was Yeah, it was this guy that
Speaker 1: I guess he got good for stealing seven hundred women's
Speaker 1: underwear in a public laundromat. You know you were poor before, Mike,
Speaker 1: were you? Or No? I was very poor? Were you
Speaker 1: ever using the laundromat the coin one? Yes, I did
Speaker 1: use the laundromat first came to America. Okay, Well, this
Speaker 1: guy has an addiction. He likes to steal people's underwear.
Speaker 1: That is on the laundry mat. I don't know. When
Speaker 1: you're not looking, I don't know where're you hanging out
Speaker 1: in the laundry mat somewhere? No? Have you ever but
Speaker 1: you ever got to laundron mat and you put some
Speaker 1: clothes in the dryer and it was an old underwear
Speaker 1: stuck in there previous? Have you sniffed it? No, Mike,
Speaker 1: I don't have that kind of problem. How many have
Speaker 1: you sniffed? I don't sniff. I don't snip dirty underwears,
Speaker 1: just the cleanland. Have you seen a nice one, a
Speaker 1: nice one that got lost in your I mean I've
Speaker 1: seen it. It just spooks me. I throw it away
Speaker 1: because I just, you know, I thought, probably think the
Speaker 1: lady had, like, yes, infection or something. What if it's nice,
Speaker 1: clean and it's white, it has bleach is bleach and
Speaker 1: it's clean? Yeah? What kiss the fucking on the way?
Speaker 1: Tonk kissing? What you want to do? I don't know.
Speaker 1: If I see some strange on the way, I'm throwing
Speaker 1: it the away. Could be a boy's there's the Japanese guy.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking him. I'm not Japanese. No, Mike, what are you?
Speaker 1: Best friend? I'm mostly Filipino. I mean it's small island
Speaker 1: where money back Yell was born, Sable, Philippines. Yes, it was.
Speaker 1: You never sniffed people's five underwear? The guy has seven hundred?
Speaker 1: Well the other day I wasn't sure if the underwear
Speaker 1: was washed and I snipped my own underwear or somebody
Speaker 1: some girls underwear? You wear women's underwear? No, some girls underwear?
Speaker 1: Are you asking her mind? Women's underwear? Hold? No? No,
Speaker 1: if your own underwear. I don't sniff women's underwear. I
Speaker 1: don't do the laundry. Michael blax and I got a
Speaker 1: hunger and girl that does all the laundry. She's so sweet.
Speaker 1: How about you? Did you ever sniff a dirty underwear?
Speaker 1: What happened? We mean what happened? Yeah? What happened after
Speaker 1: your sniff and took the Bitstu Court? Motherfucker going to
Speaker 1: kill me. No. I have sniffed underwear, but it wasn't
Speaker 1: the set of a movie. I snipped some drawers. It
Speaker 1: was cleaned underwear that should be in a movie. Hey,
Speaker 1: you know Kanye and Drake will be Oh, look I don't.
Speaker 1: I never understood why why too rich people are beef it?
Speaker 1: First of all, why are too rich niggas beefit. They
Speaker 1: both grew up in the suburbs. What the hell are
Speaker 1: they beefing about? Like, whose mention is bigger? Who's the
Speaker 1: lamborghinniing is faster? That's not beef, that's Carbia, motherfucker. Okay,
Speaker 1: there's a lobster. That's not beef. Mike. I think I
Speaker 1: know that's certain steak. Well done. Okay, you know they
Speaker 1: t bones steak. That's not beef, Mike. They get bored
Speaker 1: as fuck, Mike, So which album me like the best?
Speaker 1: So far? Have you listened to both? No? But I've
Speaker 1: seen the Drake album. It's fucking pretty good. The video
Speaker 1: is pretty good, and that Drake makes songs to dance. Tom,
Speaker 1: I like you know what I mean Me, I'm a
Speaker 1: beat guy. I like the beat of a song. I
Speaker 1: would listen to it, or you would love the news.
Speaker 1: If I don't like to beat, I'm not even gonna.
Speaker 1: I don't get how intelligent your speeches and this word song,
Speaker 1: I'm not listening it to a way I got if
Speaker 1: I can bob my head to the beat, it's like
Speaker 1: listening to a Chinese song. Something right, Like there's no
Speaker 1: dancing in the Kanye So no, you know, he's probably
Speaker 1: gonna He's just gonna teach you how to like talking.
Speaker 1: Like they're gonna end up fighting each other. I think
Speaker 1: they should fight each other. Come on, Kanye is like
Speaker 1: forty five and Drink is like thirteen years old. You know, fathers.
Speaker 1: Maybe Dannis should fight Kanye the father? What the father? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, Dannis should fight Um, Mike fight Kim Kardash's
Speaker 1: fa father. That Oh, Caitlin Jenner, Mike, we can't talk
Speaker 1: about her here. She's running for governor of California. She
Speaker 1: might win, and we're gonna get us all over. We apologize, Catling.
Speaker 1: Good luck on your election. Yeah, I hope you run
Speaker 1: as fast as you did nineteen eighty two, the nineteen
Speaker 1: eighty two Olympics where he got the wheaties right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well here what she was he before? He wanted I'm
Speaker 1: not getting into that best friend. I'm not getting canceled
Speaker 1: this week. Okay, Mike, it's okay. You think Caitlyn Genner
Speaker 1: is listening to us, he's not, but our haters are
Speaker 1: listening to us, and then he's gonna thought right, and
Speaker 1: he's gonna kick us out of the stake. If you're
Speaker 1: gonna be governing up, he's gonna be like wan to
Speaker 1: switch nigger used to be right. Please, I would be
Speaker 1: deported back to Philadelphia. I want to stay here, back
Speaker 1: to the streets of Philly, Southwest Philly. Well, we get
Speaker 1: beat up every day. Okay, I'm not doing that, but
Speaker 1: talk about the whole um Kadashian's family. We have a
Speaker 1: very beautiful women in the house. Oh, we have a
Speaker 1: special guest. Special guest. Well, I hope Drake and Kanye
Speaker 1: is not listening to this. Mon dude, We're gonna end
Speaker 1: up fighting each other. If the dude, they will take
Speaker 1: her away from Blacks and mother Sucker podcast. Okay. In fact,
Speaker 1: I want I want her to be a Blacks and angel.
Speaker 1: But today she's so since the first time on our podcast,
Speaker 1: I want to talk to her, get to know her. O. Gosh,
Speaker 1: she's from Miami, Florida. Miami. I a Miami. That's where
Speaker 1: the guys from the guy um Trick Daddy got a
Speaker 1: like like he like his ass eight from the back
Speaker 1: of the front. If any woman's out there in Trick
Speaker 1: Daddy's as your nasty bitch. She's from Miami, Florida. She's
Speaker 1: a model of Instagram influencer. You can also check out
Speaker 1: only Fans Welcome. They're beautiful, sexy, gorgeous mast stress making
Speaker 1: my own words. It's like gorgeous and beautiful mixed together
Speaker 1: with It's like, what the fuck n f out of that?
Speaker 1: What starstress? Yeah, that's I've never heard that for. It's
Speaker 1: like a you know, a dinosaur is found in Los
Speaker 1: Angeles and then name it out of nowhere, like well,
Speaker 1: she don't know like a dinosaurs. There was a beautiful dinosaur,
Speaker 1: but then she's more if she was an animals should
Speaker 1: be more like a flamingo. Oh that's a nice one. Yes,
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, miss me or frances is in the building,
Speaker 1: come on me or Francis. God goodness, look at that.
Speaker 1: The devil is a liar? Is she from France? She's
Speaker 1: up from friends? That's just her last name, Chinese best friend? Mia?
Speaker 1: Is that me? That's shot from Miami? Actually, yeah, I
Speaker 1: knew that was in her real name, my name, Like
Speaker 1: she should be like, you know what, when the woman
Speaker 1: changed her name to something that's short, she probably had
Speaker 1: a really fucked up name, like that is a I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna tell you it's so bad, Elizabeth. No, that's
Speaker 1: actually good. Teresa Cabrera like me for mic name? What
Speaker 1: are you like? What you spend course? Yeah, Venezuelan, Venezuela,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I didn't funk up. She the one
Speaker 1: that wanted miss Miss Universe and he called it one name.
Speaker 1: It was Steve Harvey, Yeahulla Venezuella. Yeah, and then he
Speaker 1: called somebody else or the what happened? I was different,
Speaker 1: different country. Did you try to run for a Miss
Speaker 1: Universe or no? No, no, you think enough? So how
Speaker 1: many minutes jerk after you every day? I'm curious. Let's
Speaker 1: get to the ports. How do I know that she
Speaker 1: doesn't have the statistics? She I could tell how many
Speaker 1: Chinese people listening to her podcasts, like eight of them,
Speaker 1: but she can't. Could you, guys, could you get the
Speaker 1: statistics and statistics? Statistics? But she has the only fan
Speaker 1: But like I'm sure my account somebody has more your
Speaker 1: But I mean, what are the I've had some girls
Speaker 1: on here that have only fans, And I'm curious to like,
Speaker 1: what's the weirdest thing somebody acts to see and how
Speaker 1: much it offered you that they want to like see,
Speaker 1: like the crack of your asshole. They want to see everything.
Speaker 1: Did a picture you like finger fucking your toes? Like,
Speaker 1: what's what's so weird? Like the classy members on the
Speaker 1: Only Fans class, but there's nobody classy. They want to
Speaker 1: say such thing here going. What's the way to say
Speaker 1: you think of the weirdest thing? Um? Someone said that
Speaker 1: they would buy my underwear and they would sleep with
Speaker 1: thee A guy is going to sleep with my underwear on.
Speaker 1: He's like, I can't wait to wear it? Can you
Speaker 1: please let me? Oh my goodness, you should have asked
Speaker 1: me for the rest of his underwear. Nderwear the weird um?
Speaker 1: I think it was five. That's so the underway thin
Speaker 1: you're gonna tell me? And I never sent it overnight ship,
Speaker 1: but it's so weird. He said he's gonna wear it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what, you know what? He looks like, I
Speaker 1: don't want to. You should have told me wait and
Speaker 1: say your fucking picture of it. You should have gave
Speaker 1: your grandma's door it was yours. Yeah, after having a
Speaker 1: diarrhea for like your grandmother her last period or something.
Speaker 1: It's a fisher. When I suck out my Patreon pages,
Speaker 1: now live my weekly titty Tuesday and on Thursdays a
Speaker 1: movie exclusively the Patreon, where they no longer be sensor
Speaker 1: about the social media companies. I would also be sharing
Speaker 1: daily updates plus show announcements here first see you on
Speaker 1: Patriot your mother sawers. I don't think grandma's a periods right?
Speaker 1: It depends is she black? Let me get the period
Speaker 1: to like sixty three? Really? No, I'm just kidding African
Speaker 1: with Africa. I think the oldest African baby was like
Speaker 1: I think what's sixty or something like? So, do you
Speaker 1: have a baby, you still gotta have period? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I guess everyone when last time you have your period?
Speaker 1: I'm curious what your period on right now? Like she's
Speaker 1: in a period every month like everything, you know. I'm
Speaker 1: saying like when, like when it's like the first seven
Speaker 1: that first like, is it on like a week from now?
Speaker 1: I just she'sse I would get her pregnant cycle. Do
Speaker 1: you know you have an app? You have like a
Speaker 1: period app? Yeah, the girls have that. You have a
Speaker 1: period app for real, so you're not having like unprotected accident.
Speaker 1: But no, I don't do that. Don't do that, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: because you have to like if you have like a boyfriend.
Speaker 1: You know, yeah, you gotta make sure you can't this week.
Speaker 1: You have to pull out and this like come on
Speaker 1: your face or something because you don't want to um,
Speaker 1: you don't want to get pregnant. You don't ruin this
Speaker 1: beautiful body. Imagine you know, how do you like? Nineteen?
Speaker 1: You're grown? Yeah? On been born than okay, between two five?
Speaker 1: It's wow, it's like half my age. I have an
Speaker 1: outfit's older than hell? Is that the one you're wearing?
Speaker 1: Another one where I don't know my I'm African. Let
Speaker 1: me tell you something I don't know about what my age,
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. When I was born, nobody was
Speaker 1: in the village to write nothing down. They didn't write
Speaker 1: ship down, so we don't know when it was something
Speaker 1: to travel. This's oh my god, he's about to travel.
Speaker 1: What are you gonna put on this past? Fo there's
Speaker 1: many many money more just right, he said, tell me something.
Speaker 1: IMMIGRATION want to know. I have to know my own birthday.
Speaker 1: And it's like, okay, you brought eight, so I'm between
Speaker 1: like I'm between twenty and forty seven. I could be
Speaker 1: twenty five. I don't know. Like if I meet you
Speaker 1: and I meet a thirty woman, I'm not going forty five.
Speaker 1: Well you're gifted, Mike, you have your hair still? When
Speaker 1: would you have yours or yours? I don't have no more?
Speaker 1: It left my head. Where did it go a few
Speaker 1: years ago? I don't know. I think it's landed in
Speaker 1: some neighbor's yards or something. I lost it, Like, how
Speaker 1: can I get it back? So you want to have
Speaker 1: children later in life? Yeah, like like thirty maybe. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's good to have your all playing out. You know what,
Speaker 1: unless you meet a fucking NBA player that got a
Speaker 1: two and mine out of contract that busted. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: two hundred thousand dollars a month. Would you take three
Speaker 1: hunds a month in child support and get pregnant right now? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Depends players followed. My flavor was playing the NBA. You
Speaker 1: get three thousand a month. We have to Nobody wants
Speaker 1: stretched works on their belly buttons. You have to have
Speaker 1: thinking about it. Yeah, of course a month. You have
Speaker 1: a new body every fucking week. Okay, I'm gonna drive
Speaker 1: you to Dr Miami and my goddamn rose words. That's
Speaker 1: your friend. I'll make up paid for and pocketing money
Speaker 1: and get a ship from Smart but no, Dr Miami's
Speaker 1: are friends. It's real nice. You don't like him. I
Speaker 1: haven't seen his work. I heard it was good, though. Okay,
Speaker 1: have you done any work? Some work? Oh? Your titties?
Speaker 1: It's guess what? Yeah? Tuesday? Oh every Tuesday, Tuesday. Yes. Yes.
Speaker 1: So when you were from like a thirty four B
Speaker 1: to like thirty four triple D, well, I've always had
Speaker 1: naturally like big boobs. I was like a C and
Speaker 1: I just went to a double D. Okay, double D?
Speaker 1: Are you thirty four or two thirty four? I'm a teologist. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're really good. And I'm wearing this jacket. I don't
Speaker 1: know how you know. I mean I could just tell
Speaker 1: about it the way he was walking. Your back problems. No, No,
Speaker 1: you can tell how big a titty is by the
Speaker 1: way she walk. I'm a tediologist. Man. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: remember that, Mike. Yeah, I want a titty Technology of
Speaker 1: Student of Breast. Yeah, I tech International Institution of Don't
Speaker 1: go titty. It's really good, Mike. There's a good talent.
Speaker 1: I'm good at work at Victoria's Secret. Did give you management?
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna stick with stand up. Jenny's best for
Speaker 1: him on the side just for fun, I would be
Speaker 1: the greed of Victoria's secrets. How are you doing? Thirty four?
Speaker 1: Thirty four? D on you? Everyone's time you They don't
Speaker 1: make him in your size have to go to the
Speaker 1: fucking go to the curtain and thirty eight triple eggs. Mike,
Speaker 1: that's a talent that is really good. You could like
Speaker 1: predict did you get breath fat as a baby? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: your mother loved you then? I love you for your mother.
Speaker 1: She didn't mention. I don't even know. She never remember
Speaker 1: when you stopped. I remember when I remember that. Well,
Speaker 1: we only have to remember that mean your mother should
Speaker 1: probably go to jail then, because I mean, I mean
Speaker 1: I was sucking too long. I think I probably how
Speaker 1: old was your mom? When? Until when did you best fit?
Speaker 1: I don't know, I probably three years. Not you guys.
Speaker 1: So you said the last three episodes were spread with
Speaker 1: the neighbor. Yeah, I said, I know, I know. I
Speaker 1: was talking my heart on how hard it is for
Speaker 1: me to be faithful, like I I was so unfaithful
Speaker 1: that I think when I was a kid, I even
Speaker 1: stuck the neighbors instead of my mother's cheated my mother.
Speaker 1: Mama was like when my mom left, I would sucks
Speaker 1: another pregnant woman's got milk. Wow, he's not loyal. I'm
Speaker 1: not not been a loyal but I'm I'm I'm getting better.
Speaker 1: You know, everybody know, everybody know. I gotta engage somebody.
Speaker 1: And then, um, did her I get well, we have
Speaker 1: an agreement. I get one side chick a month. Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah you wanna do that? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, but then
Speaker 1: I don't get beautiful you up. Every man's gonna get so.
Speaker 1: She allowed to do the same thing. She got the
Speaker 1: woman she wants. She can't have no guy. Do you
Speaker 1: have anyone when she wants? You want to her? She's bad?
Speaker 1: You like her? Yeah? I better? Oh yeah, you're trying
Speaker 1: to organize. She's allowed to have one girl a month.
Speaker 1: I don't have to black. I don't want know part
Speaker 1: of it. But I think a referee. She'll be a
Speaker 1: beautiful picture of hunting rotter, just going at it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're like, would you rider? Maybe? No? I don't scared. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know my fall in love. You're scared of
Speaker 1: fall in love? Yes? Now, I am just like, have
Speaker 1: you been in love before? I think I have. I
Speaker 1: don't even know because what honestly, what really, I don't
Speaker 1: know what is love like right now? She's just like,
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm too young right now? Are you
Speaker 1: seeing anybody not currently? You know? Single in Los Angeles?
Speaker 1: But of course, yeah, we expect it's pleas I just
Speaker 1: moved here. I was like in a five year relationship,
Speaker 1: so now I'm single. Congratulations five four years with in Miami. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's why you left that bit. I left. It started
Speaker 1: a new life. So you know you're here. I'm sure
Speaker 1: every man is trying to wife you like I'm sure
Speaker 1: anybody who every single man is trying to wife you
Speaker 1: right pretty much. But you know, you know you just
Speaker 1: what's your type in man? Then what's my type? Is
Speaker 1: it big dick or more money? Okay, you could have
Speaker 1: this good dick broke. I think I can get both everything.
Speaker 1: So what so? But you believe you? Do you believe
Speaker 1: in one night stands? Do I believe in it? I'm saying,
Speaker 1: have you like, I mean, do you think it's a
Speaker 1: bad thing? I'm not really because she had a few
Speaker 1: more nice things. I mean, haven't we all? I mean,
Speaker 1: sometimes it happens. This is my advice. There's nothing wrong
Speaker 1: one night stand. I always I think women, you know,
Speaker 1: find out in advance, what then are you going to
Speaker 1: have for the next whatever months? Or you is gonna
Speaker 1: be with this guy seriously because they think about it.
Speaker 1: If that's a cut to the chase. If you she
Speaker 1: meet a guy, she's like, you know, I'm I'm gonna
Speaker 1: save this pussy for like three months. You don't have
Speaker 1: to work hard for this pussy, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Three periods went past. It's like three months later, yeah,
Speaker 1: three months later, three months, three periods drive through right, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no funday express deaners. No, she's more like she's more
Speaker 1: like six Mr childs went by, six boys, eleven katanas.
Speaker 1: I mean, this nigga is broke. Now you may him
Speaker 1: go broke. He went us three periods later about to
Speaker 1: I'm about to give this guy this pussy. And then
Speaker 1: in those three periods, this nigger got to meet your mother,
Speaker 1: he met your friends, like my mom. Just three months.
Speaker 1: If I they give you another period four months, four months,
Speaker 1: you meet this guy. I mean he met your whole family,
Speaker 1: all your grandfriend Oh my god, he's so sweet, and
Speaker 1: he's waiting. He's waiting, he's not in a rush. And
Speaker 1: then finally comes down and period later. Yeah, your your
Speaker 1: period is gone. It's been gone for like two weeks,
Speaker 1: three weeks, because I don't want to be ovolating fun
Speaker 1: that ship. You're not ovolating your prayers gone three weeks.
Speaker 1: It's nice and wax and shave. You ready to ye
Speaker 1: and then out where you want to go? Where you
Speaker 1: wanna take you this? This is a journey. Okay, you're
Speaker 1: not gonna You're not gonna get right to. Where do
Speaker 1: you want to go for this? I mean, where should
Speaker 1: you take you the fun? You like? You want to
Speaker 1: go to like Cabo? You wanna go far or you
Speaker 1: want to stay close by? You want to a two
Speaker 1: hour to Cabo? Or you want to fucking five hour
Speaker 1: flo to Hawaii. Ship your passport not expire. You want
Speaker 1: to go to a room Mexico. Uncle, so stupid. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know how think of San Diego. Take a
Speaker 1: two hour drive to San Diego. I mean, he shaved
Speaker 1: his balls, your coaches shaved, everybody's shaved, ready to go.
Speaker 1: And guess what happened? What little Dickie came too quick?
Speaker 1: Now this Mike, what the fund is wrong with those people? Oh? Nothing,
Speaker 1: that's not me. I'm not squeaking about me. Little Dickie
Speaker 1: came too quick four months later. You just gotta know
Speaker 1: your mother, your father or your best friends. But you're
Speaker 1: like he's saying, my he's not rich, he kind of
Speaker 1: mediumly broke. You just more in love with like his
Speaker 1: hiss whatever whatever personality. But even you are the sexual person,
Speaker 1: I'm not sure you are not. I know, rider rider,
Speaker 1: woman to funk every fucking this basically gonna my balls
Speaker 1: are empty every other day. I'm sewing hard for empty
Speaker 1: relation of the testicle. I'm not sure that's even a case.
Speaker 1: You know you sexual? Yeah, yeah, you are? You ready
Speaker 1: like you are ready. You've been saving this pussy because
Speaker 1: even though you four and a half periods, you've been
Speaker 1: saving it for him. He's like this motherfucker's special. He
Speaker 1: gonna get this pussy. Little dick came too quick four
Speaker 1: seconds for a second, and he just a quick comment,
Speaker 1: he's like you know he's And then you catch him
Speaker 1: in the bathroom screaming fine, like you always do this
Speaker 1: to me, and now you know that is this not
Speaker 1: just what about the second round? Maybe he's got a
Speaker 1: good second second, alright, second round, he's not trying to
Speaker 1: make it work. He's just trying it. He went from
Speaker 1: eight seconds now he don't give your ass thirty eight
Speaker 1: seconds okay, second round and second round to at least
Speaker 1: be a good twenty six point eight minutes minutes. Yeah. So,
Speaker 1: but the dick is a little you. He was tickling
Speaker 1: your couchie pretty much when he tried to hear from
Speaker 1: the back when he coughed, when you coughed, it popped out.
Speaker 1: And this is I mean, the most important thing was
Speaker 1: the dick was It was just he didn't go past
Speaker 1: your clip. It looked like he okay, put his way. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he had like a fat pussy. That's it. Just it
Speaker 1: was now he knows your whole family, grand mom, he
Speaker 1: put your fucking dog. This is when I get depressed, Like,
Speaker 1: can we try the topic. I don't want to talk
Speaker 1: about this. Okay, let's me making short. Okay, So now
Speaker 1: you gotta get rid of him, because you're like, I
Speaker 1: like to be fucked doggy style bent over. I want to,
Speaker 1: you know, scream out his name, his such, screen number,
Speaker 1: his address, and he did a breath. Why and now
Speaker 1: you or you didn't even get to the first number
Speaker 1: of such Remember the time nine numbers for sub security numbers. Nine.
Speaker 1: It's nine numbers. You got this first number. He came
Speaker 1: on the first number. So now you don't even get
Speaker 1: to seventh number. So you don't. I can't fun. This
Speaker 1: is not my type. I would be cheating on this
Speaker 1: guy if I'm with him. Right. So now he's like,
Speaker 1: you let him go. Okay, you're gonna let him go, don't.
Speaker 1: You don't, don't waste your time. Yeah, you want to
Speaker 1: get fucked hard? And do you know what? I like?
Speaker 1: You just actually you sextually he said, yes, you want
Speaker 1: to get funk hard. You want to we wanted you
Speaker 1: want to speak in tongues when this guy you know
Speaker 1: what speaking tongue is? Yeah? Okay, so you've got a
Speaker 1: church helleujah. So um after So now he's gone your
Speaker 1: first Oh my god, let's get this gets a good name.
Speaker 1: Get my name, Chinese best friend, Jacob, Jacob, What the
Speaker 1: funk on her name? Is there a guy named Jacob?
Speaker 1: That's my triple A insurance guy. Let's get him Chris, Chris,
Speaker 1: that's my name. Michael Black said, Christian, motherfucker's difference. All
Speaker 1: Christians come quick. I heard was going with Chris. Christians
Speaker 1: not me. Yeah, let's go with Chris and Chris. You've
Speaker 1: done with Chris, all your friends. Oh my god, let
Speaker 1: you see Chris and Wild what happened to Chris? You know,
Speaker 1: I meant the whole you know, wasted four months, four
Speaker 1: periods of your life that you'll never get back. So
Speaker 1: if you have found this out the first two days
Speaker 1: or the first day, but you would never win that
Speaker 1: far fucking smart. So it's okay to have one nice day.
Speaker 1: But Mike goes fist pump, she didn't see your she
Speaker 1: wasn't agree with them. That was I don't know. I
Speaker 1: try not to, but like I don't know at all
Speaker 1: the pimes. Maybe three weeks okay, yeah, but I don't
Speaker 1: feel it out put time on anything that's still you
Speaker 1: don't want to give it up right away because then
Speaker 1: they're just like okay, Like what if he's one of
Speaker 1: those guys are just trying to like, okay, smashing past.
Speaker 1: How many times am I going to do that? How
Speaker 1: many times am I going to date and sleep around
Speaker 1: like that? I just I cannot do that. I value
Speaker 1: myself like at the same time too, if a guy
Speaker 1: after like two or three times like that, then okay,
Speaker 1: by you know what I mean, he will never give
Speaker 1: me the pussy that he might not be bothering. You
Speaker 1: don't know what you're gonna miss. I don't all my
Speaker 1: bitches this first three days I meet them. You have
Speaker 1: a time three days, I mean between one and three days.
Speaker 1: If you give me a pussy and make money, hang
Speaker 1: with you more. At least I know I'm getting pussy.
Speaker 1: Will have fun at the end of the day. Is
Speaker 1: sex is the number one fun on earth. There's nothing
Speaker 1: more fun than sex besides women. I know, you gotta
Speaker 1: stimulate in my mind to it. Can't just be like
Speaker 1: like pink Yeah, your life, like your life is very interesting.
Speaker 1: His life is interesting. Was so interested in it. I
Speaker 1: was like listening to Discovery Channel. Yeah, well no, no,
Speaker 1: you know what the grub before Roder Actually I actually
Speaker 1: waited the whole week. What Michael Black waiting for a
Speaker 1: whole week? It was before I was I was really
Speaker 1: with that popping that much. Oh you weren't popping down.
Speaker 1: I wasn't popping. I don't have to wait that long now.
Speaker 1: Wrath tore right up quick. But hey, but look she
Speaker 1: got a whole ring. So that's why I'm saying it doesn't.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter on time, you know, I mean, you
Speaker 1: know it is. My time is good sometimes. But I
Speaker 1: met Roder, I didn't think we had interested in each other.
Speaker 1: She just seemed like so growing the mature out of
Speaker 1: my league. And then it's underestimate yourself. You're the African
Speaker 1: king of Comma. You're more famous than Black Obama and
Speaker 1: Joe Biden. At the same time, appreciate that's best friend.
Speaker 1: We got chased by yesterday anyways because they wanted to
Speaker 1: borrow some money. Motherfucker. No thank you, appreciate no, no, no.
Speaker 1: But I'm saying, like you know, but like the first
Speaker 1: time we really got together TOI that ass out and
Speaker 1: it's right away she knew that she wanted his dick.
Speaker 1: And then that's how she kept flying down from Arizona
Speaker 1: and to come and get some more black infection. That's all,
Speaker 1: get a big dick to give my bla infection. Have
Speaker 1: you ever had a black infection? Everybody Michael blacks and
Speaker 1: every good in the world looks blood infragrant. They're like
Speaker 1: rejuven Asian. Sometimes I will say, you're as rejuvenation doctor. Motherfucker.
Speaker 1: That's I destroyed. I don't even get pussy, I got stomach.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what's up, mother Sucks. This is your
Speaker 1: African King up coming, Michael Blackson. I'm here to ask
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Speaker 1: to catch a new episode every Tuesday. Look, I'm not
Speaker 1: against like the whole you know, one night stands. I
Speaker 1: was my five year relationship. We had sex the first
Speaker 1: night I was and I never thought I was like
Speaker 1: never going to see this guy again. Like I just
Speaker 1: slept with him and we're talking for five years exactly. Wow. See,
Speaker 1: wasn't that bad five years? Was it? You? Would you
Speaker 1: want to take the five years back? Was it a
Speaker 1: good learning experience? I know you got good experience. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's good man. He ate your ass. I don't know,
Speaker 1: you just eat yeah, oh my god, daddy. Okay, so
Speaker 1: I've never seen that. See what I've never heard guys
Speaker 1: like to get the rassat. Yeah, I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: eat a toilet paper. Okay, I mean she she trying
Speaker 1: to like suck your dick and lick your balls and
Speaker 1: the accidentally go to your ass. Okay, all right, slow
Speaker 1: down there, don't try to you don't like anything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know how that happens. I got a bowling ball.
Speaker 1: You gonna have to go like out of there. Yeah
Speaker 1: that's yeah, that's not like a fucking hearne at chese
Speaker 1: best friend. Like. I think we need health insurance and
Speaker 1: models like a podcastle I'm gonna go see one. My
Speaker 1: SAG insurance is back. Congratulations you well, you know the
Speaker 1: thing with SAG bills who don't know SAG is uh
Speaker 1: screens and actor guys whatever, right, the actors only for
Speaker 1: actors and radio and second after it. So you have
Speaker 1: to earn a certain amount of money each year to qualify. Oh,
Speaker 1: to have SAG, I think you have to make like
Speaker 1: thirty thousand a year or something. I worked for mothers.
Speaker 1: Like a podcast. We are not. We are not sasco insurance.
Speaker 1: You have to go do a fucking movie. So what
Speaker 1: happened was what happened because of COVID. I didn't shoot nothing.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't. I made money doing shows. I
Speaker 1: mean did I even did a fucking reality show. Think
Speaker 1: it was part of sack. After he was paid me
Speaker 1: good money and after I did the show, I'm like
Speaker 1: this said, this is not for sack, like motherfucker. So
Speaker 1: my insurance get cut up because I didn't earn that
Speaker 1: thirty thou dollars doing. But I did shoot the movie,
Speaker 1: um O, Coming to America, Come to America. So the
Speaker 1: movie to uh, I'm azon prom I just thought I
Speaker 1: was done. I'm oh my god, this so this movie,
Speaker 1: We're not gonna get no money. Yeah, I get in
Speaker 1: my fucking bank account, like fifty thousand dollars out of
Speaker 1: nowhere every month, every month, every week there's a one
Speaker 1: time sale. I'm not gonna see this again. I was
Speaker 1: just happy because it was good enough from we knew
Speaker 1: my insurance and help I could go back. Congratulations, Mike,
Speaker 1: do you want to go to Christian Bone party right
Speaker 1: now and get some Delta virals? Get it? I got
Speaker 1: insurance to cover it off. You're an actress, students just
Speaker 1: model an actress, Mike, I'm what actress? Actress? So if
Speaker 1: I bring them, I have another guest and if I
Speaker 1: bring them on, So in l A now, so you
Speaker 1: just move there? Um, what are you doing with yourself?
Speaker 1: You know, tell us to about what we got going
Speaker 1: on right now? I'm doing more modeling. Um, I'm just
Speaker 1: trying to figure out, like what music video fixing? You
Speaker 1: do videos? I haven't done that video. He's like a
Speaker 1: print model, like you know, preload thing model fashion ova
Speaker 1: types up yep for now. Okay, that's good. Um, so
Speaker 1: how is it just I mean, come to l A,
Speaker 1: you know, trying to get to that next step? Is it?
Speaker 1: Is it difficult? No, it's easier here than it is
Speaker 1: in my because you're beautiful opportunity if you look like
Speaker 1: it was an ugly woman. Oh, if you're in l A.
Speaker 1: If you're an ugly woman, I mean it's tough. It's
Speaker 1: tough for ugly women. It's a hard life. You have
Speaker 1: any ugly friends? All your friends thinking up pretty right?
Speaker 1: I don't have any ugly friends. Yes? No, really no,
Speaker 1: say that that's racist. Why you don't hang. So you're
Speaker 1: trying and tell me what every person that's so mean?
Speaker 1: What beauty you see in Chinese best friends? What do
Speaker 1: you mean he's got great skin, goods, good notes? What
Speaker 1: could smell with the rockets cooking? No smell? You're fighting
Speaker 1: right now, Michael on what I'm just joking? Yeah, alright,
Speaker 1: So because you're beautiful, it's probably easier for you to
Speaker 1: get things done and everything. Hey, your rent is paid
Speaker 1: every month, right, but it's everybody's roommate. You have roommate,
Speaker 1: you got, you have your open. Yeah, it's very hard, Mike.
Speaker 1: They use you all your water and power. Well, I'm glad, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm glad you you made it because hey, come come
Speaker 1: to l A and surviving month to month. You've made it.
Speaker 1: It's tough out here. I mean, just as much as
Speaker 1: people come here every day, people go to back home
Speaker 1: every day. It's a bad bach in Utah. Salt Lake
Speaker 1: said that you thought attend she's the baddest bitch on earth.
Speaker 1: Did she get here and she realized, goddamn, I'm not
Speaker 1: the baddest bitch on earth. There's a lot of the
Speaker 1: bad bitches. And she's like, she's not getting work. She's
Speaker 1: not getting her work, You're not making the money and everything.
Speaker 1: It's really expensive. Yeah, I have a chicken whisks on
Speaker 1: lay away from two weeks ago. Really can I have
Speaker 1: some sometimes paying for it? Motherfucker? So let bring my
Speaker 1: other guests to the show's Another guy came from Philadelphia.
Speaker 1: The reason why I brought him up. You know where
Speaker 1: I'm at the bank deposited money, you know, because I'm rich.
Speaker 1: Friday check h the friday next from depositing my next Friday,
Speaker 1: my U my coming to America to check. I'm depositing money.
Speaker 1: I just got off the road. I'm like, let me
Speaker 1: go put this money in the bank. And I get
Speaker 1: approached by the kids. I'm Philly. Know I'm from Haitian decent.
Speaker 1: You know he Philly, we said, Philly. Philly touched my
Speaker 1: heart because that's why I was raised. Philadelphia helped me
Speaker 1: become who I am today. And I'm like, okay, what
Speaker 1: you do you sing? He's give me a little can
Speaker 1: sing a song for us? Of course you is he
Speaker 1: the guy that's replacing Will Smith? No, No, he's gonna
Speaker 1: actually replace uh Bobby Brown, Bobby Brown, my great singers
Speaker 1: man with my Bobby a singer. You know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen from Philadelphia. Frances in the building, Frances, Oh,
Speaker 1: Frances and Francis, Me and Francis. Mike Man, Welcome to
Speaker 1: the show man. I have a seen man so um,
Speaker 1: you know what. Nothing. I'd like to see people on
Speaker 1: this stuff from the bottom, you know, and work their
Speaker 1: way up. He gave me his little what you give
Speaker 1: me a flat drive? Last drive? You don't even own
Speaker 1: a computer, Mike, tell did you play Roder got the Liptop?
Speaker 1: I don't be. I don't honestly, I got a iPhone
Speaker 1: and then you played it and I didn't play it yet.
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't play yet. Back God touched my heart
Speaker 1: to bring him on. It's real, man, it's real. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Like you know, I was like when I talked to
Speaker 1: my give me a numbers, I might call you to
Speaker 1: come and do my podcast. And he had no idea.
Speaker 1: Well when he showed up, Mike, I thought it was
Speaker 1: a son of yours from back then. That's support the
Speaker 1: way he addressed, like you No, he got that gummy hairdcup,
Speaker 1: Bobby Brown, order some money, not now, this is my stop,
Speaker 1: that's my style. But like you said, Michael Lasson from Philly.
Speaker 1: You know that's what part of Philly. From North Philly.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, hold you hold onto your person. Hold
Speaker 1: North Philadelphia isn't the building ship. I got robbed in
Speaker 1: Philly at a church by pastor. Philly is great, though,
Speaker 1: phil is a hard court place that we most of
Speaker 1: our entertainers become tough and strong. You know, Comedians become
Speaker 1: tough comedians on how to defend yourself verbally, especially rappers.
Speaker 1: You gotta become tough rapper like Beanie Seagull, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, freeway, You could become physically mentally tough
Speaker 1: because it's a tough city, tough city to do anything. Entertainment.
Speaker 1: Look at and our entertainment survie, look at us to
Speaker 1: me entertaining for thirty years, you know, shout out to
Speaker 1: Will Smith, you know, calv cavitn Kevin Hobben doing his thing.
Speaker 1: Um one person Michael Black And I'm the thing about
Speaker 1: I wasn't you know. I was raised there and just
Speaker 1: just the energy of that city made me go all
Speaker 1: the way that very bad profit were hardcore man. We
Speaker 1: bring them, We bring the jokes hard because Philly the kids. Man,
Speaker 1: every time you run into a kid from Philly ready
Speaker 1: to roast you just read ron just be ready, don't
Speaker 1: mad at yeah, be ready to roast man. So you
Speaker 1: just move, you know, move from Philly, you know, pursuing
Speaker 1: your dream. You're going hard, trying to make something happen.
Speaker 1: You know, you know it's the first place you tried.
Speaker 1: A lot of time people try to take it easy
Speaker 1: way and start with Atlanta first. Did you start with
Speaker 1: Atlanta or you just can't right the first time on
Speaker 1: the plane to come and cat Okay, he's just like
Speaker 1: funk the middle man, you know, because you know Philly
Speaker 1: is as it's a tough city. So a lot of
Speaker 1: people walking around circles, and Philly when they're doing talent things,
Speaker 1: when they when they talented, they walk around a circle.
Speaker 1: Sometimes sometimes you gotta get out the city. You gotta
Speaker 1: get the funk out of this man. That just for anybody.
Speaker 1: If you're from Detroit, wherever you from, you want to
Speaker 1: get respect, get the funk out of your city, Go
Speaker 1: out somewhere else, make a name for yourself when you
Speaker 1: come back to treat you like a king, because why
Speaker 1: Los Angeles? Then why are you there? You're just a
Speaker 1: local motherfucker. Lets you from Los Angeles or from LA
Speaker 1: You don't have to go note from Atlanta or El A.
Speaker 1: You don't have to go nowhere, you know, or New
Speaker 1: York you might not. But like, if you're from anywhere
Speaker 1: beside those three cities, get the funk out to come
Speaker 1: back and let its show you some respect. Nothing really,
Speaker 1: because it won't you respect why you living there. It's
Speaker 1: gonna local way more love out here than I getta feel. Like. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's right, he's saying right, you know what he's saying.
Speaker 1: So where are you in your career right now? What
Speaker 1: I've been working in, you know, getting to the studio.
Speaker 1: You know, my little brother Friday just got signed, So
Speaker 1: I'm just working trying working on my way to get signed.
Speaker 1: You my family looking at me, like, all right, bro,
Speaker 1: your nets now that I'm just waiting on my time,
Speaker 1: you know, but you know everything takes patience sometimes, so
Speaker 1: I'm just waiting on my time. Hey man, you're in
Speaker 1: the number one podcast in the world right now, Michael
Speaker 1: Blocks on the show. Exactly, Mike, what listeners are in
Speaker 1: a fucking Saudi Arabia? And then come on, don't underestimate this.
Speaker 1: Michael Blocks billions of years last week. Yeah, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: just working on getting signed. Is that the hard part?
Speaker 1: Because you know we're here by a lot of these
Speaker 1: young singers that guests signed, you know next you know
Speaker 1: the game like you know is that they pell who
Speaker 1: signs you. I mean we have all these different stories
Speaker 1: from these guys that later on all these me too.
Speaker 1: I mean when you have to like either like see
Speaker 1: with some fat, greasy woman or less some men touch
Speaker 1: your balls, like what is what? What goes on to
Speaker 1: get to that next level? Man? As the best way
Speaker 1: I can describe it, bro, it's like you come across
Speaker 1: the right person, the right person believes in you. It
Speaker 1: could change your life like that. So it's about connecting,
Speaker 1: networking with people. Sometimes it's not even about how great
Speaker 1: you are, but sometimes you gotta know the right person
Speaker 1: or sometimes the right person got to hear you, to
Speaker 1: see where you're about to go, to see the town
Speaker 1: that you got within yourself, and to see where it
Speaker 1: can go. And they that's that's really what it's about,
Speaker 1: really all right? So do that can you? I Mean,
Speaker 1: because I've been around a lot of um, a lot
Speaker 1: of people. I know a few people I don't know
Speaker 1: too much about the music of big people. You know,
Speaker 1: you know I'm not the video came here to see
Speaker 1: him like Mike, I know people you know, but like
Speaker 1: I don't. I've never you got kidnapped by Tyris Gibson
Speaker 1: on thing like block something. You know that. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: also gotta do what the music you do to make
Speaker 1: blacks and like Philly is a wrapping city. PNB rocked
Speaker 1: a little loozy meek mil I'm a singer singer, so
Speaker 1: child child like the weekend you have you write your
Speaker 1: own song, so you're writer singer and the writer singer.
Speaker 1: All right, um, get the point. No, no, no, then
Speaker 1: do you have any any particular when you want to
Speaker 1: do for us the world word listening? Sing right now?
Speaker 1: Or I can play something on the YouTube. Let's let's
Speaker 1: requested something like no, let John legends us good Charny's
Speaker 1: best for letim say, okay, I mean just it's it's U.
Speaker 1: It's like almost on some freestyle. Now I'm in my
Speaker 1: way up. People want change shop. The ones that say
Speaker 1: they love you, they be the ones that don't support you.
Speaker 1: People say they love me better off than the show
Speaker 1: me flew out to. Well, thank god I found my way,
Speaker 1: talk about loyalty. He talk about loyalty. He talk about loyalty.
Speaker 1: So the ones that know me don't ever let money
Speaker 1: get in the way of low. You'll see people got
Speaker 1: to give the prophecy. All do you want to do
Speaker 1: is pray for me? Trying to find a real lady.
Speaker 1: I hope she's pretty like he me. So I just
Speaker 1: what I want to know? Who Amien? That's what he's
Speaker 1: a bad I g model, pretty beautiful. He's gonna find
Speaker 1: the wrong with me and probably yeah, well you should
Speaker 1: have said means, oh you know what, blacks and let's
Speaker 1: get a drink for she leave? What wouldn't definitely make
Speaker 1: a bring us to drink? What do you want? Betfriend?
Speaker 1: No more? Didn't drive today, took over? I don't know
Speaker 1: what do you drink? I drink tequilla? She drinking? All right?
Speaker 1: That one? Shots? No shot? Can you sing us a
Speaker 1: Legen songs? Please? Something with with and then I'll take
Speaker 1: a shot, Mike. Can you sing that John Legends song?
Speaker 1: John's best friend? She was someone with mea in it?
Speaker 1: Can you do that? Oh ship? I'm sticking with dogs.
Speaker 1: I'm dog skinning. Find me some handy with some juice. Right,
Speaker 1: you're not sponsored by Branson. Conya your friend nobody right,
Speaker 1: I'm in fact one time about that. Later, I have
Speaker 1: a liquor company. Soon you'll do so, Miya. I want
Speaker 1: to hear some riffs to give them the umbrella. Friend, Mike,
Speaker 1: I just want to request a song. It's a Fisher
Speaker 1: when I suck at. My patron page is now live
Speaker 1: my weekly Titty Tuesday here to work on Thursday's movie
Speaker 1: exclusively to Patreon, where they will no longer be censor
Speaker 1: about the social media companies. I will also be sharing
Speaker 1: daily updates plus so announcements here. First see you on
Speaker 1: Patriot mother scus. Just let me know you do it.
Speaker 1: Let's go boys, ready, Miya. I'm trying to get to
Speaker 1: know yeah, Miya. I'm trying to get close to Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I said me. Uh, I'm trying to get to know
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, to add us Bonny eat well, Michael Man,
Speaker 1: if you had two min outs, you get some pussy.
Speaker 1: You don't, Mike, to get is through their ears through
Speaker 1: the You gotta have some money, god, Mike, that is good.
Speaker 1: All right, Let's get a Blacks and Ages in the building.
Speaker 1: Kika is in the building, Mike I think we should
Speaker 1: sign this little Matsaker in Matasaka Entertainment before yeah my drink,
Speaker 1: before Usher takes him from us. We should take him now.
Speaker 1: You have markers and pens. You know what our key
Speaker 1: is in the pen o Kelly Man, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: come closer. Cheers, this is uh Welcome to Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: I wish you guys are the best. I wish your
Speaker 1: success and you keep doing your things. Okay, cheers. Keep
Speaker 1: getting the pussy up on the first night. No, I'm
Speaker 1: not doing okay, two weeks is better. And you you,
Speaker 1: I wish you are the best. Man, Keep doing your things. Cheers.
Speaker 1: A year, three or four months away. Trust me, Ye,
Speaker 1: it's my year. I'm gonna be bigger than this. Mike,
Speaker 1: you already beg Oh, black angel coming, come on, have
Speaker 1: us coming? Sing that song? I've got black songs angels pace,
Speaker 1: pay no mind. No, we throw up with the headache,
Speaker 1: all right, we did. No, it's not h How about
Speaker 1: a Tyrris your favorite? How are you gonna act like that?
Speaker 1: Shows over? Why? He's cameras? Who show is over? Over? No? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I just went I want to talk to him. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we got about It's been a fucking album. I have
Speaker 1: ship to do. Charny's best friend? Are we going Mike's
Speaker 1: best friend? You embarrassed me last night? You're taking a brief.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, fifty likes me? My god, what's Michael not
Speaker 1: talking to me right now? With this nigked? Last night
Speaker 1: we're hanging out, my boy fifties saying Chris Brown, he's drunk,
Speaker 1: just bothering you. Just leave along, he said to me.
Speaker 1: He's like, no, no, Mike, don't worry man. He speaking Philippino.
Speaker 1: I'm like, he is alone. What that means? It's a
Speaker 1: kid guy. You're that stun to sound like nice name,
Speaker 1: but he does. Yeah, he like, he said, he thanks
Speaker 1: for bothering me. Go, Yeah, he bothered. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know what's best friends? Yeah? He was gonna be
Speaker 1: here today before the strip? Crap tonight? Can we throw
Speaker 1: big wins in and pitches? I don't know, we should
Speaker 1: ask sam Ethereum? Yeah, can we just throw save the future?
Speaker 1: Let's save want you get to save a whole token?
Speaker 1: Oh good idea, let's open tonight. I'll put thousands on it.
Speaker 1: So god, he made friends. Yeah, we gotta mia n
Speaker 1: f t uh memes very ugly. She did face were
Speaker 1: not Oh they you have to look like this, yeah,
Speaker 1: they know with crypto. Ma, I'm like frowning, like that's
Speaker 1: like that face like why would I ever do that?
Speaker 1: Makes you miss U? Face that isn't ugly face? No
Speaker 1: one likes that. Don't like a frown ugly face face? Yeah,
Speaker 1: because you already ugly. Yeah, that's when for two point
Speaker 1: four million dollars like, trust me, I've been watching them anything.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, look at his face once song for
Speaker 1: five point one million before we started. But I better not,
Speaker 1: you better stop was making me uncomfortable. He might. That's
Speaker 1: really cute. Well we're gonna make nft of that starting
Speaker 1: biddest three. So it's friends friends like the country friends
Speaker 1: had last Miss Francis and your name is France. My
Speaker 1: brother named Francis. Dope man. How about your friends blood
Speaker 1: his name Michael Blacks the same like you have the
Speaker 1: same in maybe fu n make you guys together bunk
Speaker 1: of America because you old chat support make funny. What's
Speaker 1: your what's your ugly face? Just do like a frown
Speaker 1: like a like a mean look? What's your mean? Look
Speaker 1: like where you're example, somebody stole your panties at the laundryman.
Speaker 1: What would you say? Sorry, stopped your ass and you
Speaker 1: don't know who it was? Roundom stopped your ass at
Speaker 1: the club, what would you do? You're not gonna be
Speaker 1: smiling with bottle service. Without bottle services, I really broke, guys.
Speaker 1: Stop you at the club without service. She's gonna sleep
Speaker 1: with you the same minute, Michael, Come on, what I
Speaker 1: have fun? Guys, Yeah, that's really fun. Educational today? What
Speaker 1: then did you learnt? And then the longer you sleep
Speaker 1: with a woman, the longer relationship last. No longer, no, no,
Speaker 1: The longer I take you to get the pussy, the
Speaker 1: more chance of her not being with you because you
Speaker 1: have a little and you waste out four periods. Motherfucker. Okay, Mike,
Speaker 1: not everybody likes a bladder infection. They're like juvenation. Well
Speaker 1: maybe a hysteric to me about that. I don't know
Speaker 1: what that means, but it sounds like it's little. It's
Speaker 1: worse than a blad infection. You don't know about that.
Speaker 1: You don't you don't know that. Yeah, you just think, yeah,
Speaker 1: you are like a little the walls. You just hit
Speaker 1: the clip, Yeah, Donald Trump hit you fucking hitting guard
Speaker 1: in border walls. Yeah, well I think I've for joined us.
Speaker 1: I could follow because kicking I have a MIC's kicker
Speaker 1: dot Dia blows Kate, Kate, do you love me? It's
Speaker 1: k I'm saying Kiki. Then we got fucking tyros Baby
Speaker 1: Junior were singing so eat dot d I blow b Hello,
Speaker 1: Kitty kitty dot d I a b l O right
Speaker 1: kick d blow. That's our Instagram? Is that your Twitter?
Speaker 1: And your tender as well? Tender? You know tender Mike,
Speaker 1: that Christmingo Christian where black people meet people never find
Speaker 1: love on those websites. Okay, I can't be on. I
Speaker 1: couldn't be on daddy side about your Michael Blacks tender.
Speaker 1: You're swiping on everybody. Mike, you should open us. Got
Speaker 1: paid my tender like millions of dollars. I'm not going on.
Speaker 1: I have an a whole woman. Okay, I get one side.
Speaker 1: Pat your money. I'm not sucking that up. And firstance,
Speaker 1: what m I g is under school France to more
Speaker 1: underscorers and the number one? Wow? You both anything that's
Speaker 1: under schools, underschool friends, underscore, underscore the number one number one? Okay,
Speaker 1: did you go to public school in fairly Delfield. Yeah
Speaker 1: I did. I did too. What actually went to school
Speaker 1: in like the suburb park though, parents trying to they
Speaker 1: trying to make a shout. Where are you gonna like around?
Speaker 1: I went to school it's called Coach with High went there, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because it was like going wan Chester. Yeah, that's crazy, man.
Speaker 1: You got no Philly more than you do. Trust me.
Speaker 1: You know Michael Blacks more than you. I was in
Speaker 1: Philly from nine you was was not even a sperm
Speaker 1: that he was exactly. I know Coach Vales right by
Speaker 1: by by Chester, you on your way to like Kingdom. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's crazy, Mike. I've never seen fight each other on
Speaker 1: a podcast. My son that might be your son, for goodness,
Speaker 1: your mama. Yeah, he's too like child support has passed.
Speaker 1: And of course Francis miya frances Is as well minus
Speaker 1: Mia underscore Francis, could you spell it for those who
Speaker 1: went to Miami Public School? Am I A underscore f
Speaker 1: R A n C I and then three? I told
Speaker 1: you spell it the other time? Gone, yeah, yeah, so
Speaker 1: luckily three. I don't know who has me of Francis,
Speaker 1: that's what you got, but my name when I try
Speaker 1: to get Michael Blackston was gone. But listen, when I contacted,
Speaker 1: I thought Mike Zucker somebody helped me take that ship back.
Speaker 1: No yet bullied him for that take it back and
Speaker 1: of course Chinese best Chinese underscore. No, I'm gonna change Mike,
Speaker 1: don't change it. I think underscore s cooler. No, it's
Speaker 1: not under scores for those who cannot get their fucking names. Okay,
Speaker 1: oh that's it. Yes, cool. Like imagine if you try
Speaker 1: to go to get your name to like when you
Speaker 1: was born, your pacificate and like sorry, Christian Brera is gone,
Speaker 1: then you're gonna do a Christian underscore Cabrera. Michael Underscore Blackson. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's your real name in high school. Motherfucker. No, thank
Speaker 1: you all for joining us. I hope you had a
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