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Speaker 2: we are at that point in our life. Dude, Thank

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Speaker 1: No, I'm just saying I gotta get a nap in.

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Speaker 2: I don't a lot of people feel such a burden.

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Speaker 2: Well, I already found errors. I'm a perfectionist with editing

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Speaker 2: It's probably explained over and over ten times. Okay, you

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Speaker 1: Supposedly he's getting close. But yeah, so Dominic, Hey, props

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Speaker 2: do a live We are the one, two three sore

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Speaker 2: losers second with us, so you don't do it?

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Speaker 1: What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most

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Speaker 2: Y'all. It is sizzing. I'm from the North. I'm an

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Speaker 2: the precipitation, how that all works. I'm gonna go ahead

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I wanna. You wanna thank Chiefs Bar. That's

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Speaker 2: Do we have to check in?

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Speaker 1: No, you don't have to check in.

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Speaker 2: And they they made it, they made it legit. We

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Speaker 1: No, that is a private room. It is a dueling pianos.

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Speaker 1: No one is allowed except for people that are part

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Speaker 1: Acts going tomorrow morning. That's gonna be amazing. I will

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Speaker 2: So after forty years, our society hasn't evolved at all.

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Speaker 2: This is sad.

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Speaker 1: It was a little awkward man and kids were getting mad.

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Speaker 1: Why why don't I get a team jersey? I'm like, no, no, no,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this ain't basketball. This is parenting. Your parents about

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Speaker 1: Yeah. And then we had to have a team circle,

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Speaker 2: Well, don't go criss cross apple saus.

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Speaker 1: Some people were kneeling, some were sitting on their basketballs.

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Speaker 2: Kid's take a knee. You've all seen it on the NFL.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Bob Knight.

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Speaker 2: Is he still with us?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Bob Knight's a round He may.

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Speaker 2: Have think he just recently did?

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Speaker 1: I think you're right. I think about in twenty twenty,

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Speaker 2: Bob Knight was a Hall of Fame college basketball coach.

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Speaker 2: He died when a year ago.

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Speaker 1: Twenty twenty three, yep, No, twenty twenty.

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Speaker 2: Four, twenty twenty three, two years ago, a year and

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Speaker 1: So we have eight kids there and we have five

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Speaker 1: different suggestions for team names. I'm like, okay, then we

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Speaker 2: I like this strong patriotic vibe.

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Speaker 1: And I go to this one kid. He's the deciding vote.

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Speaker 2: That's the proudest I've ever been.

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Speaker 1: And I said, train on your art, Hey man, what

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Speaker 2: No, I mean, that's America a nutshell. I might micro

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Speaker 2: cause them, well, you need to exercise your right to vote.

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Speaker 2: You got to rock the vote, dude.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, what, like, between Team USA and Team Nashville,

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Speaker 1: what would you want to vote for? And he's like, either,

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Speaker 1: what a great kid?

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Speaker 2: Is that yours?

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Speaker 1: No? Not mine? Ray Wishas my two kids on the

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Speaker 2: Baser ever, she's hammered go to national anthem? No crap, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: That about her. Haul hilarious, Like she just sings it

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Speaker 2: She'll just sing it. And I'll be like, Hey, I'll

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Speaker 1: I'll make a note for the convention. Get Bay to

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Speaker 1: off the you know tractor, Nashville tractor, Nashville tractor. Before

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Speaker 2: It's uh, it's Team USA, Team Nashville.

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Speaker 1: One kid that was at practice, he.

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Speaker 2: Team USA via Team Nashville, Team USA, Nashville, Team USA,

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Speaker 2: our Team Nashville, USA, Team USA by way of Team Nashville.

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Speaker 1: That's not bad. That's hard. One two three, Team USA

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Speaker 2: Some of those overseas men, I don't know if you've

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Speaker 1: Now, I don't know what the hell you're talking about.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't all have to be a bowl or a warrior,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we did have one kid that he did show

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Speaker 2: Too shy.

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Speaker 1: He's adamant he's not playing basketball. You're but you're saying

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Speaker 2: That sounds like brownny Lebron keeps throwing him on the court, dude.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, So yeah, first basketball practice, absolute disaster. I

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Speaker 2: And so where do we go from here?

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Speaker 1: Where do we go from here?

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Speaker 2: I mean, are there gonna be updates? Oh? Yeah, we're

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Speaker 2: gonna have We're gonna learn players' names or is it

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Speaker 2: always gonna be pizza sauce, apple sauce.

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Speaker 1: No, No, I'm gonna come up with this all pass.

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Speaker 1: I need.

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Speaker 2: I need to learn the team. I didn't even know

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Speaker 2: who the best player on the team is.

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Speaker 1: Oh, that is definitely Carrie. He is definitely he played

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Speaker 1: last season. He looks like he's got skills. He is

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Speaker 2: Kid that didn't care is the best player.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. And the bad news is I got a text

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Speaker 2: Did you text the right person?

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Speaker 1: And I said okay, And she goes, she said, would

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Speaker 1: you like to see a picture of what I'm going

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Speaker 2: I wasn't supposed to go to you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And I was like, I think you may just

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Speaker 1: send that to your husband. She goes, oh, yeah, I

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Speaker 2: Here's proof. I'm here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just saying no.

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Speaker 2: Thanks, Yeah, that's standard practice. Appreciate the proof.

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Speaker 1: And then I found out we have multiple girls on

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Speaker 1: Yes, Emma was.

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Speaker 2: So.

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Speaker 1: She played last year with Carrie. Carrie and Emma were

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Speaker 1: Carry's a boy, and he was good. Emma was good.

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Speaker 1: But the probably is I kept forgetting Emma's name. I

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Speaker 1: be like, I'm gonna give it this time eleanor Eloise, Emma, Emma.

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Speaker 2: Just give kids nicknames. My nephew Asher, I called him

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Speaker 1: Not bad. I will, I mean, next practice, I'll have

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. That's the easiest thing. What do

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Speaker 2: you what comes to mind when you see him? I'm

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Speaker 2: over here? Callaway Boom he's named? Is it b or Bay?

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Speaker 1: The one that had a birthday and body glass Bay?

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Speaker 2: Why'd you call her be?

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Speaker 1: It's really b but she hates it when we call

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Speaker 2: Oka soe, I didn't learn that last time.

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Speaker 1: Hey, you know she likes wh Who? That not who Day?

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Speaker 2: The Knowlean's no, she likes the Bengals Whoday? Guys, I

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Speaker 2: know you hate text with Justin. He gave me a couple.

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Speaker 2: Do we want to read them?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll read him right after the break. Let me

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Speaker 1: hear them.

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Speaker 2: I'll only read them because they're funny. So all you

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Speaker 2: people that hate him shut up their damn funny. I

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Speaker 2: don't care who you are. This came at ten fifty

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Speaker 2: one am. Did you have an eye opener before work today?

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Speaker 2: And it's a picture of a whiskey glass.

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Speaker 1: Oh dang.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm pretty sure people get fired for that.

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Speaker 2: Believe my best one of my best friends back in

434
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Speaker 2: the day, his dad got fired. He was a nurse

435
00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:34,439
Speaker 2: doctor practitioner who went to work drunk.

436
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:37,200
Speaker 1: Oh so you see that Southwest pilot that went to

437
00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:39,160
Speaker 1: work drunk. He got pulled off the plane in Chicago

438
00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:42,080
Speaker 1: right before the plane was about to take off. Sh

439
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:43,680
Speaker 1: Not a good look, man, not a good look.

440
00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:47,280
Speaker 2: And then I said, I never work without help from

441
00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:50,879
Speaker 2: my little friend, Pappy, Pappy van Winkle. And then he goes,

442
00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:54,240
Speaker 2: you never work without help from the Dick Dickle, that

443
00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:57,919
Speaker 2: is Dickle whiskey. He said, I'm sticking to Mickey's. I

444
00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:00,399
Speaker 2: think that's before I get my uber down town. Then

445
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,600
Speaker 2: I'll switch to the hard stuff. And I said, that's

446
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:06,000
Speaker 2: pretty standard, nothing crazy there. And Justin goes, I'll have

447
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,440
Speaker 2: twelve Mickeys put down before I hit the road to

448
00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:11,640
Speaker 2: this convention. And I said, if I switched a fireball,

449
00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:15,240
Speaker 2: by the start of that Sore Losers convention, everybody's gonna

450
00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:18,040
Speaker 2: be seeing my Prince Albert. And he says, yeah, you

451
00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:21,080
Speaker 2: don't need to be getting all fucked. I'll be your guide.

452
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:24,639
Speaker 1: Oh good, Hey, Justin's the guy. That's a good sign.

453
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:27,240
Speaker 2: You didn't hear the last text, oh until about three

454
00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:30,000
Speaker 2: thirty pm Central Standard. Then you're on your own. Kid.

455
00:20:35,119 --> 00:20:40,200
Speaker 1: That's money you read, dude, that's funny. Oh yeah, I'm

456
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:42,480
Speaker 1: gonna tell you what. There's some crazy people out there, right,

457
00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:43,920
Speaker 1: I saw there, Dude.

458
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:45,959
Speaker 2: I could oversee where they were at at pins.

459
00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:48,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were, I mean, they were going crazy. But hey,

460
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:51,439
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you this story. There's this seventeen year

461
00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:57,160
Speaker 1: old girl from Cedar Park, Texas cheerleader. She's the president

462
00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:59,960
Speaker 1: of FFA. Used to live next to Cedar Park.

463
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:02,359
Speaker 2: You have to go on a feeder road, a toll

464
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:04,480
Speaker 2: road to get to where I used to have to live.

465
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,560
Speaker 2: Evaded those toll roads had a two hundred dollars bill

466
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:10,800
Speaker 2: before that I had to pay. That sucks over to you, man.

467
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:16,320
Speaker 1: But man, she's the president of FFA. She's got a

468
00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:17,119
Speaker 1: little baby.

469
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:21,360
Speaker 2: Goat Fellowship of Christian Athletes.

470
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:23,600
Speaker 1: I know, a Future Farmers of America.

471
00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:28,320
Speaker 2: They have a sound effect.

472
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:32,920
Speaker 1: And her goat was like some award like in contests.

473
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:35,840
Speaker 1: I guess they do contests with these animals. Well, there

474
00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:38,879
Speaker 1: was another girl at the school that had a goat

475
00:21:39,119 --> 00:21:41,320
Speaker 1: that was maybe a little bit better than her goat.

476
00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:48,679
Speaker 1: So this seventeen year old chick got a syringe poison

477
00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:52,359
Speaker 1: that bitch and died. Oh, I didn't die the first time,

478
00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:56,840
Speaker 1: poison that bitch again, and then watched it as it

479
00:21:56,920 --> 00:22:07,400
Speaker 1: convulsed and died in its owners arms. Shes whole lee

480
00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:10,040
Speaker 1: hell that four age for you, man?

481
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:12,119
Speaker 2: Hey, you tracked her Son's a bitch, you guys and

482
00:22:12,119 --> 00:22:13,480
Speaker 2: your four age tractors.

483
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:18,760
Speaker 1: Police said, she sewed no remorse and said I don't

484
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:23,080
Speaker 1: like cheaters. That's y'all's people, basically saying that the person

485
00:22:23,119 --> 00:22:26,119
Speaker 1: that had the other goat was a cheater. And now

486
00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:28,640
Speaker 1: she has been told that she cannot be around any

487
00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:30,240
Speaker 1: animals without supervision.

488
00:22:30,359 --> 00:22:32,360
Speaker 2: Same thing goes for Colby White.

489
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:37,080
Speaker 1: No, no, she can't even pet her own family dog

490
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:38,919
Speaker 1: unless her parents are in the room.

491
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:41,119
Speaker 2: That's an actual thing, punishable.

492
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:43,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, like right now before she gets she's gonna go

493
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:46,720
Speaker 1: to trial, like that's her bond, like when she's out

494
00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:49,360
Speaker 1: of jail. Right now, she cannot pet a dog, a cat,

495
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:54,200
Speaker 1: anything unless there's another adult present. Buffy, what I didn't

496
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:57,240
Speaker 1: really here? Here's the thing, Hey, how are you that crazy?

497
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Speaker 1: At seventeen years old, that you just POI in another

498
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:06,399
Speaker 1: person's goat and b I didn't realize Future Farmers of

499
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:09,080
Speaker 1: America was that serious. I thought it was like fun

500
00:23:09,119 --> 00:23:11,879
Speaker 1: and jokes and like you raise an animal. I didn't

501
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:14,560
Speaker 1: know you was like level of a serial killer.

502
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:18,120
Speaker 2: There's money involved. Where there's money, there's crime.

503
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:22,439
Speaker 1: Like this is this type of person. This is what

504
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:24,920
Speaker 1: you have to worry about in the future.

505
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:26,879
Speaker 2: See, I gotta tell you, man, they had that in

506
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:29,520
Speaker 2: my high school. It was four h though it was

507
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:30,240
Speaker 2: middle school.

508
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:31,080
Speaker 1: Oh that he first.

509
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,360
Speaker 2: See I'm wondering, I'm curious, which is ahead of it.

510
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:37,080
Speaker 2: Future Farmers of America's probably next step from four h

511
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:39,360
Speaker 2: So you're at that point. You're almost about to get

512
00:23:39,359 --> 00:23:41,920
Speaker 2: a farm. You're gonna get some hierarchy at your own

513
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,639
Speaker 2: family farm. You're starting to take ownership. You got goat.

514
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:48,840
Speaker 2: Stuff like that isn't gonna affect her pocketbook. Our parents

515
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:51,119
Speaker 2: gonna get involved. That's as a coach, you know, how

516
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:52,879
Speaker 2: do you how do you crack down on that? You

517
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:56,240
Speaker 2: got a dead goat? Who learns, who changes? Who gets better?

518
00:23:56,359 --> 00:23:59,359
Speaker 2: Does the world get better? We'll soon find out. Yeah,

519
00:23:59,359 --> 00:24:00,760
Speaker 2: she confessed killing the goat.

520
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:05,120
Speaker 1: Saying she did it because she believed the owner's animal

521
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:10,160
Speaker 1: was a cheater, and she also allegedly confessed to previously

522
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:12,960
Speaker 1: trying to kill the animal. Oh my gosh, do we need.

523
00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:14,960
Speaker 2: To investigate this thing or is it a cold case?

524
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:18,000
Speaker 1: I think it's a please say. They searched the team's

525
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:21,240
Speaker 1: phone and found evidence of internet searches inquiring how much

526
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:25,000
Speaker 1: bleach can kill an animal and poisoning pets? What you

527
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,000
Speaker 1: should know? Oh my gosh, it.

528
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:29,760
Speaker 2: Sounds like the other day when Beazer made me a

529
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:32,240
Speaker 2: coffee and I go, what's this white stuff in a

530
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:37,000
Speaker 2: black coffee? And she said it's sugar cookie creamer And

531
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:38,680
Speaker 2: I said, oh my bad.

532
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:42,600
Speaker 1: Oh there you go. I thought it was bleach. So yeah, man,

533
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:45,520
Speaker 1: that was my crime of the day right there, I

534
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:48,800
Speaker 1: got an animal on person person on animal. So my

535
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:51,160
Speaker 1: question is she's not allowed to go back to school, right.

536
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:53,800
Speaker 2: It's one of those She's not gonna face jail time.

537
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:55,160
Speaker 2: It's just about pet and the pets.

538
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:57,919
Speaker 1: Oh no, she's facing up to two years in prison.

539
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:01,960
Speaker 1: Really yeah, animal cruelty. Man, How do you get caught

540
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:02,320
Speaker 1: with that?

541
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:02,680
Speaker 2: Man?

542
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:07,160
Speaker 1: I don't know. Someone saw her with the syringe going

543
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:07,440
Speaker 1: at the.

544
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:12,280
Speaker 2: Goat see that. That just tells you that it's the Uh,

545
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:15,840
Speaker 2: it's the show ponies that the person that also had

546
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:19,240
Speaker 2: worked on that goat just dead in an instant, all

547
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:21,240
Speaker 2: the grooming, feeding, all that.

548
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:23,199
Speaker 1: All the hard work. Wonder if they award her an

549
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:28,040
Speaker 1: award like although that like a post tumonis. Yeah, hominis

550
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:29,080
Speaker 1: post homini who.

551
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:32,040
Speaker 2: A prisoner of war missing an action.

552
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:35,439
Speaker 1: It's pretty sad, man. And if you go back to

553
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:38,200
Speaker 1: like this girl can't go back to English class because

554
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:39,720
Speaker 1: everybodys looking at her, going, man, that's the girl that

555
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,560
Speaker 1: killed the goat. I mean, she was a cheerleader. So

556
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:42,159
Speaker 1: I like this.

557
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:44,760
Speaker 2: It's just some girl like that. No one knew she

558
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:46,960
Speaker 2: didn't wasn't human on human You gotta.

559
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:50,199
Speaker 1: I gotta give her that. Yeah, but they say that

560
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:54,360
Speaker 1: when you kill animals is younger, they see a tendency

561
00:25:54,359 --> 00:25:57,760
Speaker 1: that you go after humans later allegedly. Allegedly. I'm not

562
00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:01,240
Speaker 1: saying that's gonna happens. That's just crazy to me.

563
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:05,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, what state did you say, Cedar Park? Cedar Park, Texas.

564
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:07,399
Speaker 1: Man, that's right.

565
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:08,480
Speaker 2: I told the story about it.

566
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:09,800
Speaker 1: You said how you used to live there?

567
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:12,760
Speaker 2: Man, Holy crap, Man, if I would have lived in Texas,

568
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:16,040
Speaker 2: stayed there, got married to a woman who liked goats,

569
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:17,840
Speaker 2: and then we had a kid who also like goats.

570
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:19,240
Speaker 2: That could have been me, man.

571
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:22,240
Speaker 1: That could have been your kid. Because you are a

572
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,679
Speaker 1: country person, because you married a girl, you moved to

573
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:25,920
Speaker 1: the country. You just don't have goat shit.

574
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:26,800
Speaker 2: We don't got no goats.

575
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:28,960
Speaker 1: You don't have a kid that likes goats yet.

576
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:30,879
Speaker 2: And that's the thing that people always say, when are

577
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:35,640
Speaker 2: you gonna have kids? Why don't we normalize asking when

578
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:36,560
Speaker 2: you're gonna get a goat?

579
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:39,719
Speaker 1: Man? Yeah, that's the weird question is people don't need

580
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:42,320
Speaker 1: to ask that. That's the one question that is just

581
00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:46,960
Speaker 1: so like, why do It's the easy, lazy question that

582
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:47,720
Speaker 1: everybody asks.

583
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:52,440
Speaker 2: The other lazy one is totally left my brain. Kenny Chesney,

584
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:56,600
Speaker 2: he does not have kids, right, correct. See, it should

585
00:26:56,640 --> 00:27:01,720
Speaker 2: be anybody's prerogative. You can be any Chesney or you

586
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:06,480
Speaker 2: can be octamom back, but be happy.

587
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:10,160
Speaker 1: The reason Kenny Chesney doesn't get that question is because

588
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:14,159
Speaker 1: he's not married. Whenever you get married, the first question

589
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:17,600
Speaker 1: people automatically asks, Oh, when you're gonna start having kids?

590
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:20,359
Speaker 1: When are you gonna start having kids? Oh? Is it

591
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:22,360
Speaker 1: about time for you guys to start having kids. That's

592
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:25,840
Speaker 1: the number one question. Okay, so you get pregnant, you

593
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:29,280
Speaker 1: have a kid, the kid's born, one month, you get

594
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:33,160
Speaker 1: one month after that kid is born, and people automatically say,

595
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:35,639
Speaker 1: so you're gonna have another one? When you're gonna have

596
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:38,159
Speaker 1: another one? I mean, it's like, guys, this one is

597
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 1: brand new? Can I enjoy the bundle of joy in

598
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:46,240
Speaker 1: my arms? This little Can I enjoy that before everybody

599
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:48,879
Speaker 1: bombars me with when you having another one? Are you

600
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:52,320
Speaker 1: gonna have another one? Like, guys, we just had one. Relax.

601
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:55,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the stuff you can talk about though it's

602
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:57,680
Speaker 2: not offensive. So they see you're missing one thing. You

603
00:27:57,680 --> 00:27:59,400
Speaker 2: don't got a ring on your finger. When you guys

604
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:02,879
Speaker 2: gonna get when you have the engagement ring? When's the

605
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:06,760
Speaker 2: wedding boom? Do you have the wedding? What's missing the kid?

606
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:09,399
Speaker 2: When you're gonna have the kid? What's missing? A friend

607
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:11,479
Speaker 2: for that kid? When you're gonna have another kid? They

608
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 2: live in an apartment when you get in the house.

609
00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:16,440
Speaker 2: It's just that's the USA for it, you know, Team

610
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:20,119
Speaker 2: USA via Team Nashville. The next thing, and it's an

611
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,679
Speaker 2: easy in conversation so wild.

612
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:25,159
Speaker 1: You know, it's not easy in conversation. Is when you

613
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:27,480
Speaker 1: tell your daddy's a dick, and this one kid, he

614
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:29,320
Speaker 1: better tell his daddy's a dick. I'll tell you all

615
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:30,199
Speaker 1: about it right after this.

616
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:38,280
Speaker 2: I hope you're saving some of your material for the convention. Man,

617
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:40,160
Speaker 2: you're rattling through all this humor.

618
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:41,840
Speaker 1: Oh dude, I got I got, I got stuff for

619
00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:42,560
Speaker 1: the convention down.

620
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:45,440
Speaker 2: No. I remember one time in Vegas you brought some story.

621
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:47,480
Speaker 2: It just brought the whole convention down.

622
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:50,400
Speaker 1: I do remember that you guys weren't into it.

623
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:53,440
Speaker 2: I don't remember specifically what the story was, but it

624
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:55,640
Speaker 2: was a Vegas crowd. People want to gamble, they want

625
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:58,120
Speaker 2: to drink, and you brought some story about a woman

626
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:00,080
Speaker 2: who like cut off her mom's head and used her

627
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:03,480
Speaker 2: face as a mask. And we're like, wow, tough to

628
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:05,240
Speaker 2: find an angle on that one.

629
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:06,280
Speaker 1: Thanks lunch.

630
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 2: No, you served us a great story on a silver

631
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:12,840
Speaker 2: platal platter. No.

632
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:20,160
Speaker 1: So here's the deal. I try to bring interesting stories

633
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:22,320
Speaker 1: and you guys weren't into it. I'm sorry, and I

634
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:27,640
Speaker 1: feel like in conventions past the Saturday Pod, what do

635
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:31,240
Speaker 1: we do? We usually recap Friday Night, right, which is

636
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:33,320
Speaker 1: stupid because then we come in the next week and

637
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:35,880
Speaker 1: we recap the whole convention. So we just recapped it

638
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:38,680
Speaker 1: on Saturday, why would we recap it again? So the

639
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:41,640
Speaker 1: pod tomorrow I am gonna do no recap of Friday Night.

640
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:42,760
Speaker 2: You're the host man.

641
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:46,360
Speaker 1: No we No, I'm just saying, why would we recap

642
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:48,120
Speaker 1: it when we're gonna recap it when we come back

643
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:48,600
Speaker 1: next week?

644
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:50,240
Speaker 2: No, no, you're the host man.

645
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:53,000
Speaker 1: So I've had things that have happened to me and

646
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:54,400
Speaker 1: I've saved it a little bit.

647
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:59,240
Speaker 2: Oh not another basketball story for the convention? Are you?

648
00:29:59,280 --> 00:29:59,880
Speaker 1: No? It's not.

649
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:06,600
Speaker 2: I bet there are no see. Okay, can I tell

650
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:08,160
Speaker 2: you one story just and then you can get to

651
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:08,920
Speaker 2: your dick story?

652
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:09,400
Speaker 1: Okay.

653
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:13,719
Speaker 2: I was gonna tell like a offshoot of The Big Show.

654
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:18,360
Speaker 2: I was gonna make like a big announcement, oh what tomorrow? Yeah,

655
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:19,960
Speaker 2: but do you think that's a good idea? It has

656
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:24,200
Speaker 2: nothing to do with sore losers. It's about the Big Show.

657
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:26,720
Speaker 2: Is something big I did on that thing? Do you

658
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:28,160
Speaker 2: think I should do that? Or No?

659
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 1: Probably not. I don't know. You got to tell them

660
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:30,480
Speaker 1: what it is.

661
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:35,160
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, I know. So I was just drumming up

662
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:38,320
Speaker 2: some ideas. Dude, we get in chiefs. The ideas are

663
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:40,440
Speaker 2: gonna be flowing. People are doing drinks, people are yelling

664
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:42,840
Speaker 2: at There's gonna be more cat calls and hecklers. You

665
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:44,840
Speaker 2: just roll with the punches. You're gonna have drunk people.

666
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:47,440
Speaker 2: You're gonna have people hung over drinking blood. He's drinking Mimosa's.

667
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:49,880
Speaker 2: Some guy hooked up with this girl. Guy on guy.

668
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:52,000
Speaker 2: You gotta expect the unexpected.

669
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:52,960
Speaker 1: This is big Brother.

670
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:55,840
Speaker 2: So what I'm saying is I thought, maybe just have

671
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:59,640
Speaker 2: a tent pole moment, a big announcement for me. But

672
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:01,480
Speaker 2: now I think about it, I should probably do it

673
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:03,360
Speaker 2: on the big show.

674
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:06,400
Speaker 1: I have no idea. What the hell's going on? Over

675
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:09,240
Speaker 1: to you man with your dick story. So last month

676
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 1: the San Antonio Spurs. They go to the Barclay Center

677
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:18,320
Speaker 1: in New Jersey and they play a game and Wimby

678
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:22,640
Speaker 1: plays Wimby Yama and there's a little kid and he

679
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 1: is so nice and wants to meet Wimby. Wimby goes

680
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:29,440
Speaker 1: and meets him. Hey mister, and he stands next to Wimby,

681
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:33,040
Speaker 1: and Wimby does what any nice San Antonio Spur player

682
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:37,600
Speaker 1: would do, takes the jersey off his back, gives it

683
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:41,960
Speaker 1: to the little kid. The kid is smiling. They're taking pictures,

684
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:45,480
Speaker 1: and the dad takes a jersey and now is auctioning

685
00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:46,360
Speaker 1: it for money.

686
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:47,800
Speaker 2: Has it sold?

687
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:50,840
Speaker 1: It is not sold, but it is on the auction block.

688
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:55,640
Speaker 1: Best jersey swap ever this little kid in Wimby and

689
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 1: now the dad is selling the freaking jersey like an

690
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:03,000
Speaker 1: absolute dick moment. So the little kid had a Wimby

691
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:06,600
Speaker 1: jersey on, and so Wimby got his little jersey and

692
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 1: the kid got Wimby's jersey, and now the dad is

693
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:11,320
Speaker 1: selling Wimby's real jersey.

694
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:14,640
Speaker 2: I mean, it's it's a geen. It's genius though it's

695
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:18,000
Speaker 2: absolutely terrible dick, but it's so smart. But it's smart

696
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:22,080
Speaker 2: because the kid, Yeah, what happened in like jazy? Now,

697
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:25,480
Speaker 2: you little shit, you don't know what's in your milk?

698
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 2: Have breakfast, go to first grade and you could play

699
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:31,480
Speaker 2: it off where you needed the money or something. Then Wimby,

700
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:34,200
Speaker 2: you'll get the kid another one. Dad's just trying to

701
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:36,520
Speaker 2: make ten k? What do you think that thing goes for?

702
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:39,640
Speaker 1: Right now? It is ten k? Bro?

703
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:41,520
Speaker 2: Do I need to move to Vegas? He?

704
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:43,880
Speaker 1: Hell? You might need to move to Vegas ten k

705
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:46,560
Speaker 1: right now, like it is listed for ten K. Tell

706
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:50,000
Speaker 1: you it was December twenty seventh, twenty twenty four. Wimby

707
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:53,000
Speaker 1: had a team high nineteen points, seven rebounds, four assists,

708
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:53,840
Speaker 1: six blocks.

709
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:57,360
Speaker 2: So that's why it's right around that amount, because it

710
00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 2: wasn't a special game where he got his first dunk

711
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:02,800
Speaker 2: in a euro step. So I believe that's why the

712
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:07,000
Speaker 2: price is there. Maybe he autographed it, but probably to

713
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:11,320
Speaker 2: ten K. I mean, there's a memorabilia store at the mall,

714
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,440
Speaker 2: Green Hill's Mall, and they sell stuff cheap in there,

715
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:15,800
Speaker 2: seventy five bucks, hundred bucks, one hundred and fifty. It's

716
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:18,120
Speaker 2: awesome stuff for four hundreds. I was like, damn, bezer,

717
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:21,280
Speaker 2: that's a splurge. That would look damn good. Ten K.

718
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:23,360
Speaker 2: I mean, dude, if that got to win, at what

719
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:25,200
Speaker 2: point would you consider getting that thing?

720
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:26,280
Speaker 1: Here's the thing.

721
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:29,680
Speaker 2: If it was man, dude, it would suck. It would

722
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:32,840
Speaker 2: be hard pressed for about four months. But for three

723
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 2: K to have a Wimby jersey in my house game used,

724
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:40,680
Speaker 2: it's only gonna accrue value, right, That's it, And I mean, dude,

725
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:42,520
Speaker 2: that's like the it jersey to get.

726
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:45,400
Speaker 1: It's the it jersey. He's amazing, He's the future of

727
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:49,600
Speaker 1: the NBA's it's unbelievable. What I feel is it's taking

728
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:52,800
Speaker 1: the thing, the moment, away from the kid. The kid

729
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:56,400
Speaker 1: doesn't understand you're getting ten thousand dollars to him. Ten

730
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:58,080
Speaker 1: thousand dollars means damn nothing.

731
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:00,280
Speaker 2: Ten thousand cherios.

732
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,000
Speaker 1: It means absolutely nothing.

733
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:05,880
Speaker 2: Dad, where's my jersey? Do kids have good memories or bad?

734
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:10,240
Speaker 2: It depends my Well, that little shit remember that jersey

735
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:13,880
Speaker 2: the next day? Yes, in a week, Yes, in a month, yes,

736
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:19,560
Speaker 2: in a year, ain't no way. Yes, really I think so,

737
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 2: because otherwise Pops could have pulled off the heist of

738
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:22,880
Speaker 2: the century.

739
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:27,120
Speaker 1: Because my six year old baby box. He'll still bring

740
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:27,960
Speaker 1: up when he was.

741
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:31,000
Speaker 2: Three, Dad, Remember when you hit me?

742
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:39,799
Speaker 1: Yes? No, yeah, Well it's not when I hit him.

743
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:41,560
Speaker 1: It's not when I hit him.

744
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:46,200
Speaker 2: It was when a misunderstanding. Right.

745
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:48,960
Speaker 1: We may have been in Vegas for the Coaches Convention

746
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:53,600
Speaker 1: and my in laws were at the house. Dide and

747
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 1: Granddad were at the house and Dedie kicked him in

748
00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:04,799
Speaker 1: the head and he always brings it up and says, Dad,

749
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:07,080
Speaker 1: at remember when d d kicked me in the head,

750
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:10,480
Speaker 1: and he was three, and all it was was she

751
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 1: was walking up the stairs in front of him and

752
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:14,239
Speaker 1: he came up behind, and so when she picked her

753
00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 1: foot up, it hit him in the head. It's not

754
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:17,879
Speaker 1: even her fault, it's from the back, from the back,

755
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:20,239
Speaker 1: but in his mind, she kicked him in the head.

756
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:24,680
Speaker 1: Another instance, the day we brought baby Box home three,

757
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:26,640
Speaker 1: Baby Box three home from the hospital with.

758
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:28,400
Speaker 2: Him chickfold Chick fil A.

759
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:32,640
Speaker 1: Now that was Babybox two. My parents were there and

760
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:35,440
Speaker 1: we're out in the front yard and my parents are

761
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:40,480
Speaker 1: enjoying a cigarette and Granny, who's my mom, hat Box,

762
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:44,200
Speaker 1: has her cigarette and her right hand on her right hip. Well,

763
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:47,680
Speaker 1: baby Box tries to run around her and scare her

764
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 1: cigarette right there, boom in the eye. That was three

765
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:58,240
Speaker 1: years ago, and he still talks about, Remember when Granny

766
00:35:58,280 --> 00:35:59,440
Speaker 1: burned me with her cigarette.

767
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:03,560
Speaker 2: Remember when dad sold by Wemby Jersey exactly. Yeah, they

768
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:05,399
Speaker 2: only remember the bad stepping out all the good times,

769
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,960
Speaker 2: shooking to the playground. Damn kids, It's like when Garrett

770
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,479
Speaker 2: it pays to be a good bad dad.

771
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:12,040
Speaker 1: When Garrett was here a year and a half ago,

772
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:17,719
Speaker 1: two years ago, and we were there and the women

773
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:19,680
Speaker 1: went to the spa. They went to get a massage,

774
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:22,839
Speaker 1: and we were watching the boys and Baby Box three

775
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:26,439
Speaker 1: was just learning how to crawl then and Baby Box

776
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:30,480
Speaker 1: two needed his butt wiped in the bathroom, and I said, hey, man,

777
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:32,799
Speaker 1: can you watch him? Why I go wipe the butt.

778
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:35,040
Speaker 1: He's like, oh, yeah, I got him, no problem, got

779
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:37,440
Speaker 1: a little bit of leakage. So I'm at the bottom

780
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:39,879
Speaker 1: of the stairs in the bathroom wiping a butt when

781
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:43,600
Speaker 1: I hear doom doo doo doo doo doom boom, Baby

782
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:45,120
Speaker 1: Box three rolled down the stairs.

783
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:47,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, Garrett, damn it. It's not a can of corn,

784
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:48,960
Speaker 2: it's a kid exactly.

785
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:50,120
Speaker 1: And Garrett comes down.

786
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:53,040
Speaker 2: He's like, uh, that's more dangerous than Aisle of nine.

787
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:54,920
Speaker 1: Says I guess that was my fault.

788
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:57,719
Speaker 2: Usually at the store we just say clean up on

789
00:36:57,760 --> 00:36:58,400
Speaker 2: Aisle nine.

790
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,719
Speaker 1: I say, yeah, I think that was your fault. And

791
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 1: here's the funny part. The kids still remember it. They

792
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:06,480
Speaker 1: bring it up all the time. They're like, remember when

793
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:09,920
Speaker 1: Gray's dad let Baby Box three fall down the stairs?

794
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 1: All the time they bring it up all the time.

795
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:15,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, if your dad. So, kids have great memories, great memories.

796
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:17,720
Speaker 2: You never can let the kid watch the Spurs anymore.

797
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:19,160
Speaker 2: They now have a new figure. You know, if you

798
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:21,719
Speaker 2: got the Spurs channel, you ain't watching around the kids.

799
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:27,040
Speaker 2: You're trying to indoctrinate them. They need to watch soccer, football, hockey, women,

800
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:30,959
Speaker 2: tic tac all that stuff. Trust me, Spurs ain't gonna

801
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:32,719
Speaker 2: be played at the house anymore. He needs that kid

802
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:35,200
Speaker 2: to forget about Wimby and the jersey that he's gonna

803
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:36,040
Speaker 2: get ten k for.

804
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:39,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean, if they're sitting that close, bro,

805
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:41,239
Speaker 1: they don't need the ten k.

806
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:44,520
Speaker 2: The thing that sucks about social media is this Dad

807
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 2: would have got away with this twenty years ago.

808
00:37:48,719 --> 00:37:50,759
Speaker 1: But twenty years ago he wouldn't been able to sell it.

809
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:52,280
Speaker 1: It's been a lot harder.

810
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:54,680
Speaker 2: They've always had the eBay you put on email, broh

811
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:58,120
Speaker 2: could have eventually been tracked, but nobody was able to

812
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:00,440
Speaker 2: tell unless New York Times picked up on the story.

813
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:02,400
Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't think it gets as much coverage.

814
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:04,000
Speaker 1: I don't think as many people bid back in the

815
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 1: day on a Wimby jersey for ten k on This

816
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 1: is like a legit auction site.

817
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:09,400
Speaker 2: That's why you always got to think if you're in

818
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:11,120
Speaker 2: the public eye, not even in the public eye, you

819
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:15,440
Speaker 2: do something, chances of me getting busted. It was probably

820
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:17,920
Speaker 2: captured on video and picture of him getting the jersey

821
00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:22,160
Speaker 2: hosted it the same jersey. Odds of you getting busted

822
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:26,719
Speaker 2: fifty percent, it's an expensive thing, sixty percent you being

823
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:28,600
Speaker 2: a dickhead dad, and a lot of people clicking on

824
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:31,719
Speaker 2: that seventy eighty percent. Bro, you just gotta play the odds.

825
00:38:31,719 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 2: You're probably gonna get found out insteads on the back

826
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:36,759
Speaker 2: alley for a thousand to little Mike. YOUO needs the

827
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:37,719
Speaker 2: drug money.

828
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:47,760
Speaker 1: And we'll be right back. Maude, these games this weekend, Massive, Massive,

829
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:51,319
Speaker 1: here's my thing. There's got to be an upset somewhere right.

830
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,480
Speaker 1: Everything can't go according to script.

831
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:57,720
Speaker 2: Well, it was all chocky first one except commanders over.

832
00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:01,120
Speaker 1: The ram and the rams over the uh uh buccaneer,

833
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:05,320
Speaker 1: rams over the Vikings bike. Oh was five four. I agree.

834
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:09,280
Speaker 2: The Commander's over the BUCkies. That was not chalk. Everything

835
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:13,120
Speaker 2: else was chalky. I think it's a chalky Saturday. Chiefs

836
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:17,719
Speaker 2: nine point favorites, Lions nine ten point favorites. Chalky just

837
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:20,560
Speaker 2: looks like a chalkboard to me. I feel like Sunday

838
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:22,840
Speaker 2: is where you move into some wacky stuff. Do I

839
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:25,800
Speaker 2: support this? No, but the Philly thing with the rams

840
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:26,840
Speaker 2: just looks weird.

841
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 1: I love the upset. I see if it can happen.

842
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:34,480
Speaker 1: Is the rams there there? I read your script. Man.

843
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:37,960
Speaker 1: Here's the only problem. Matthew Stafford sucks when it's colder,

844
00:39:38,239 --> 00:39:39,080
Speaker 1: snowing or raining.

845
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:42,120
Speaker 2: And Jalen hurts bro did you ever see him for Alabama?

846
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:46,160
Speaker 1: He can't throw. He got benched. He sucks so bad

847
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:47,600
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden throw the ball.

848
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 2: He does have a great arm. If you watch him,

849
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:52,440
Speaker 2: it's hurkey jerky puts. He has to put so much

850
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:55,480
Speaker 2: of his body into his passes. He's not a great thrower.

851
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:57,640
Speaker 2: You're telling me a little tush, little thumb up the

852
00:39:57,680 --> 00:39:58,959
Speaker 2: butt's gonna win a super Bowl.

853
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:08,120
Speaker 1: I don't thinks so. Otherwise i'd have ten. You would

854
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:08,560
Speaker 1: have ten?

855
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:13,680
Speaker 2: Not sure what that means, you guys, A touchy push

856
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:16,760
Speaker 2: ain't winning a super Bowl. And I'll hang up and listen.

857
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:19,800
Speaker 2: I need to use that line at the convention.

858
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:21,560
Speaker 1: I do like that one. Else I would have ten

859
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:23,840
Speaker 1: or regurgitate it, okay, because no one will hear this

860
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:25,440
Speaker 1: before then, because these people that are at the convention,

861
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:27,440
Speaker 1: they're not hearing this podcast, They're not gonna hear it.

862
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:30,080
Speaker 2: Don't choose this over Nashville.

863
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:32,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, enjoy the city, go out and see some sites,

864
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:35,120
Speaker 1: take a nap, do something, get prepared for tonight. But

865
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:40,080
Speaker 1: I would look listen. I am cheering for the Texans hardcore.

866
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:44,760
Speaker 1: We cannot have the Chiefs win three freaking super Bowls

867
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:49,239
Speaker 1: in a row. Love, I love domination, but how are

868
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:51,000
Speaker 1: they this good? Dominate me?

869
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:54,000
Speaker 2: I want to understand how they're this good. I'm glad

870
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:56,719
Speaker 2: Pitts isn't coming because you guys are dicks. The fact

871
00:40:56,719 --> 00:40:58,879
Speaker 2: that you're rooting, You're a dick. I'm not rooting hard

872
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:02,160
Speaker 2: against the Chiefs. You said you cheer against all your

873
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:06,440
Speaker 2: friends teams. But see with Pitts do he means so

874
00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:09,560
Speaker 2: well and he truly does love that team.

875
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:10,840
Speaker 1: It's kind of heartwarming.

876
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:13,759
Speaker 2: Billy, I have the time. I don't even Billy didn't

877
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:16,120
Speaker 2: even text about the Longhorns, the Cowboys. I haven't heard

878
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:19,360
Speaker 2: from Billion two years, so Billy's so wishy washy. Anytime

879
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:21,080
Speaker 2: they do good, like if long Horns would have won

880
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:23,200
Speaker 2: bro Autam and if they're in the championship have been

881
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:26,439
Speaker 2: left and right that I'll root it against them justin

882
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:30,360
Speaker 2: I kind of am rooting against Ohio State, but Chiefs

883
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:32,800
Speaker 2: for whatever reason, I like Pitts and Chiefs.

884
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:34,560
Speaker 1: Do I want him to win it all?

885
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 2: Probably not, but that game I think it'll make for

886
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:39,440
Speaker 2: better games later on. Okay, of the team's remaining, who

887
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:44,000
Speaker 2: do you want to win it all? The not the Chiefs.

888
00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:46,279
Speaker 2: I don't want Piet's Piss have a threesome, but I

889
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:49,839
Speaker 2: do want it to I don't hear I would love

890
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:51,319
Speaker 2: for Piss to have a threesome as long as I'm

891
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:51,720
Speaker 2: not involved.

892
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:53,319
Speaker 1: I don't give a shit what he has.

893
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:56,360
Speaker 2: I'm all about crazy games. I love the Buffalo Ravens matchup.

894
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:58,839
Speaker 2: I do want Buffalo or Raven who gives a shit?

895
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:01,160
Speaker 2: But I do want to move on. So that's an

896
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:04,800
Speaker 2: amazing conference final. The other side Lions with Eminem and

897
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:07,680
Speaker 2: that shit dude. That thing's getting hype. Haley, his daughter's

898
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 2: there to do. He got the one moment.

899
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:11,640
Speaker 1: No, I've fish a shot to blow dude, that thing

900
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:13,919
Speaker 1: is popping off. I agree with you, So that's dope.

901
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:16,160
Speaker 2: Please beat the Commanders, even though it's a cute story.

902
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:18,400
Speaker 2: What was your question? Who do I want to win?

903
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:19,920
Speaker 1: What do you want Lions.

904
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:24,080
Speaker 2: I guess. I mean because all my relatives are Lions. Dude,

905
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:28,200
Speaker 2: Dan Campbell's a badass. I mean, Commanders are a cute story,

906
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:29,880
Speaker 2: But do you really want the you know, the ghost

907
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:31,360
Speaker 2: of the Redskins winning that thing? No?

908
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:34,000
Speaker 1: No, I can't have the Commanders win because then I'm

909
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:36,160
Speaker 1: gonna sit there and look at Jayden Daniels and just

910
00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:37,920
Speaker 1: be like, my god, I've already I've already had that.

911
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,040
Speaker 1: I've already had that nightmare.

912
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:40,120
Speaker 2: I want the Commanders.

913
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:44,440
Speaker 1: I've already had that nightmare of Jayden Daniels haunting me

914
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:47,600
Speaker 1: for the next twenty years as I look at the Bears.

915
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:50,000
Speaker 1: The Bears had a chance to draft Patrick Mahomes, didn't

916
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:54,919
Speaker 1: do it. We pitched picked Mitchell true fucking bisky this year.

917
00:42:57,080 --> 00:43:00,680
Speaker 1: Mitchell Trubisky over who Patrick Mahomes.

918
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:02,880
Speaker 2: Shh.

919
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:06,360
Speaker 1: But I'm not sure anybody saw this from Patrick Mahomes

920
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:08,680
Speaker 1: except for Andy Reid. There was no talk of him

921
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:13,560
Speaker 1: going in the top ten, none of that. Nothing. And

922
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:16,839
Speaker 1: I see that with Jayden Daniels. Now, Caleb Williams looks

923
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:19,000
Speaker 1: a lot better than Mitchell Trubisky. Let's not even They're

924
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:20,719
Speaker 1: not even on the same level. Mitchell is still in

925
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:24,719
Speaker 1: the league. Yeah, he played the other day Buffalo. He's

926
00:43:24,719 --> 00:43:27,480
Speaker 1: gonna get himself a super Bowl man. Not for the

927
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:30,120
Speaker 1: Bears though, not where I needed him to do it.

928
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:36,879
Speaker 1: So I don't want the Commanders Lions. I don't want

929
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:39,440
Speaker 1: the Lions because they're in the Bears division and f them.

930
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:42,719
Speaker 1: But I also feel so bad for Lions fans. But

931
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:44,399
Speaker 1: I'm not jumping on the bandwagon. Guys.

932
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:46,640
Speaker 2: I'm from Michigan, but I've never been a Lions fan.

933
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:51,879
Speaker 1: My buddy Jimmy Steiner is from Michigan. He's a Detroit fan.

934
00:43:52,719 --> 00:43:55,920
Speaker 1: He has suffered for so many years. So I wouldn't

935
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:59,359
Speaker 1: mind the Lions winning it. Jared Goff got shipped out

936
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:02,719
Speaker 1: of Los Angeles. Sean McVay said, hey man, you ain't

937
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:04,560
Speaker 1: good enough. We can't win a super Bowl with you.

938
00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 1: And they bring in Matthew Stafford and they win a

939
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:11,320
Speaker 1: super Bowl. Now, Jared Golf is shining, he's playing great.

940
00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:17,239
Speaker 1: That's fine, Lions. No, I want the Buffalo Bills. I

941
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:20,480
Speaker 1: want the Buffalo Bills to win the Super Bowl. That

942
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:24,799
Speaker 1: is who I feel so bad for their fan base.

943
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:28,279
Speaker 1: They went three years in a row and lost three

944
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 1: years in a row. I mean you want to talk

945
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:33,360
Speaker 1: about kick in the nuts the face and punch you

946
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:35,799
Speaker 1: in the dick three years in a row.

947
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 2: Tamar Hamlin had a heart attack for this moment, and

948
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:40,520
Speaker 2: that's the moment you wont They had.

949
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:43,400
Speaker 1: The Chiefs beat, they had won twelve seconds, and they

950
00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:45,279
Speaker 1: somehow found a way to blow the game.

951
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:48,040
Speaker 2: Snead had the Chiefs beat and he blocked it a

952
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:50,440
Speaker 2: dick and the Ravens lost to the Chiefs.

953
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:56,680
Speaker 1: Sneed I packed the freaking Bills. My friend Scott, Scott Wishneu,

954
00:44:57,120 --> 00:45:00,520
Speaker 1: he is a die hard Bills fan. He loves the Bills.

955
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:03,600
Speaker 1: In middle school, he wore that Bills starter jacket like

956
00:45:03,719 --> 00:45:06,719
Speaker 1: it was cool and it was ugliest shit, and I

957
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 1: used to like, what are you thinking. He's had so

958
00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:13,200
Speaker 1: much heartbreak. I want the Bills to win the Super Bowl.

959
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:16,280
Speaker 1: That's who I am cheering for. I guess without betting,

960
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:19,200
Speaker 1: I just root for good moments. So I definitely want

961
00:45:19,239 --> 00:45:21,640
Speaker 1: the Chiefs game to be interesting with the Texans. Yes,

962
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:23,839
Speaker 1: I want to be interesting. I want our watch party

963
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:25,080
Speaker 1: to be lit. I don't want it to be a

964
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:26,799
Speaker 1: blowout and it's ought to be sitting there going well,

965
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:27,640
Speaker 1: this sucks.

966
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:30,239
Speaker 2: But I want the Chiefs to win. I don't want

967
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:33,400
Speaker 2: the threesome for Pits, but I do want Chiefs, I

968
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:36,799
Speaker 2: guess to get to the Super Bowl. Ravens create. Dude,

969
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:39,359
Speaker 2: AFC is amazing. As long as the Texans don't make

970
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:41,879
Speaker 2: it because I racked the Bills, the Ravens would be sick.

971
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:43,880
Speaker 2: We get to see the ghost of dark ns Bills.

972
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:44,839
Speaker 2: Whoever wins that game.

973
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:46,920
Speaker 1: It's not an upset, by the way, it's that that

974
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:49,279
Speaker 1: that doesn't count as Oh I'm picking an upset. The

975
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:52,040
Speaker 1: Bills are one point underdogs. No, that's an even game.

976
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:54,440
Speaker 2: If the Chiefs win and go to the super Bowl

977
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:57,879
Speaker 2: and win, every sports talk host is gonna bend over

978
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,600
Speaker 2: and knob themselves of a three.

979
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:05,560
Speaker 1: They love it. Joy Taylor will be all over that covery.

980
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:12,399
Speaker 1: That's good.

981
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:15,279
Speaker 2: At the convention, we introduced Joy Taylor as our guest.

982
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:18,439
Speaker 1: Guys. She got on the show. Hey, good news, guys.

983
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:21,080
Speaker 1: We brought someone that you can hook up with, Joy Taylor.

984
00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:22,279
Speaker 2: She earned it.

985
00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:28,160
Speaker 1: Allegendly allegendim all right, So yeah, we're going home. I

986
00:46:28,239 --> 00:46:31,719
Speaker 1: have a great weekend, guys. Convention time. Follow us Sored

987
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:36,879
Speaker 1: Losers on Instagram with soord Losers podcast. I think we're

988
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:39,279
Speaker 1: gonna be posting. The Facebook page is gonna be on fire,

989
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:42,000
Speaker 1: YouTube page is gonna be on fire. If you're not

990
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:44,040
Speaker 1: gonna be here, we miss you. Have a great weekend,

991
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:45,520
Speaker 1: and uh, we'll see you next week.

992
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:49,560
Speaker 2: Baser's end rouch. I told her a couple of things

993
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:51,480
Speaker 2: that I need. I said, I need any sort of

994
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:54,279
Speaker 2: three foot stand for my iPhone, and then I said

995
00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:57,360
Speaker 2: I had some unwrapped Insuls in the spare room but

996
00:46:57,440 --> 00:47:01,120
Speaker 2: can't find them. And finally my MOPy drawer under CMA

997
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:03,960
Speaker 2: Awards low Key Flex. And she said, I got everything

998
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:07,120
Speaker 2: but the insuls. For whatever reason, Dude, I got turf toe.

999
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:09,440
Speaker 2: So I was hoping she could find those insuls.

1000
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:12,400
Speaker 1: Okay, I hope you have those because I don't want

1001
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:13,239
Speaker 1: your feet to hurt. Man.

1002
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 2: Hey, what time you get into Chiefs.

1003
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:16,319
Speaker 1: Uh