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Speaker 1: What news, folks, Santa Claus, finally Christmas, Christmas time, Oh god,

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Speaker 1: we need a holiday. Merry Christmas. This is Elistrain in

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Speaker 1: the Morning show. Scary, scary. This is our last day

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Speaker 1: till the holidays, and nothing's ready to going is working.

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Speaker 1: We have no plans, we have no song to start

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Speaker 1: to show him we do, okay, Well, what do you

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Speaker 1: want to start to show him? Well, Danielle wanted to

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Speaker 1: Justin Bieber Christina Aguilera, Yes, yeah, what else you got? Okay?

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Speaker 1: What about? What about real big fish? Grandma got run

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Speaker 1: over by rain? Now? What else you got? This one's

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Speaker 1: for the children from Sappy I only wish by Britney Spears.

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Speaker 1: How do you feel that Miley Cyrus doing Happy Christmas?

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Speaker 1: War is over? No? Okay, um, you're like, oh t

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Speaker 1: see sleigh ride TLCLC. Did you know? Let me hear it?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I didn't. Guys, help me out here.

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Speaker 1: We are on a grande Santa. Tell me we played

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Speaker 1: it every day? You know. I love my beabes. Anything

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Speaker 1: by the Beabs from Christmas? Let me see what do

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Speaker 1: hold on? This is very smooth. This is smooth. It's

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Speaker 1: like the Quiet Story. What do you want just the

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Speaker 1: lane ring ting ting a little to This is good.

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Speaker 1: This is good any weather for us, laying right together

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Speaker 1: with you outside the snow allside you weather. Solder says

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Speaker 1: going coady good. I want to Sember twenty four one

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Speaker 1: high Sabbath the dark. We want to see the man

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Speaker 1: them very snowy wood, my hatful of field. We got

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Speaker 1: a talk my man. I was gonna going the man

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Speaker 1: fucking don't turn my anything, and the man bout back

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Speaker 1: down on the loss. I think a cloth. I love

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Speaker 1: run DMC. I just need I need something. Okay, pull

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Speaker 1: up Justin Bieber, Yeah, I I love. Will we go

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Speaker 1: from run DMC to Justin Bieber. But until we stop

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Speaker 1: off with some ninety eight degrees No, that always makes

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Speaker 1: me cry. I don't want to do that. I'm in

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Speaker 1: a crunching move. You're a mean one, mister Grinch, you

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Speaker 1: really are. You're as cuddly as a cactus. You're as

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Speaker 1: charming as an eel. Mister green bench, you're a bad

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Speaker 1: banana with a greasy black here we all don't don't, don't,

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Speaker 1: don't need a hard dreaming of Christmas, just like the

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Speaker 1: ones I used to know. Wear those trips up, listen

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Speaker 1: to him sleepers in the snow, the snow, but then night,

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Speaker 1: I am dreaming, Oh white Christmas with heavy Christmas card,

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Speaker 1: m mail, days mail, days mail, dais been marry and bright.

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Speaker 1: I'm dreaming white Christmas. You'll like the time. It's the

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Speaker 1: most beautiful time of the year. Lights through the street,

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Speaker 1: spreading so much to you. I should be playing in

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Speaker 1: the winter snow, but I'm gonna be under the miss sotime.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to miss out on the holiday, but

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Speaker 1: playing in the winter snow, and I'm gonna being in

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Speaker 1: the misstime. Sh Everyone's Merry Christmas, including my shotting. You know,

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Speaker 1: you get basically just sleigh bells to any song and

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Speaker 1: make it a Christmas. Someone actually recorded at requested smells

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Speaker 1: like teen sparent Yeah Christmas? So what if we played

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Speaker 1: smells like teen Spirit when sleigh Belts? I like, it's

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Speaker 1: a sleigh Belts teen Spirit Christmas? I did this one?

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Speaker 1: Is this work? Oh? Now? I love it too? So sound. Hey,

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Speaker 1: it's Dominic the Donkey, the Italian Christmas Donkeys, the weirdest,

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Speaker 1: the weirdest bunch of music we've ever played. La La

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Speaker 1: sens got little friend. His name is Dominant. Let's kill

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Speaker 1: this little donkey. You had a tiny visits Pisans, but

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Speaker 1: Dominin the killed me because the reindeer. Can I climb

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Speaker 1: the hills of it? The league? Hey ing, it's Ikey

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Speaker 1: Christmas donkey. Okay, all right, all right, right, I can

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Speaker 1: only take so much of that. Sorry's classic. I want

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Speaker 1: to hear me body. Oh my god, just like him?

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Speaker 1: You Gandhi, Yeah, he Gandhi singer. Okay, you're ready. I

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Speaker 1: can't see the letter be so multi talented and Woody Woodpecker,

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Speaker 1: Molly Cyrus, are you ready for Gandhi's the solo? Daniel's

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Speaker 1: come all right, here comes Gandhi. Oh my god, there

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Speaker 1: you have it. That that was frightening. Please get it.

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Speaker 1: Woody Woodpecker, Oh my god. We've got to get to

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Speaker 1: today four hours in one one piece. Don't HiPE me up,

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Speaker 1: guys like keep going, Okay, thank you. Good morning. Our

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Speaker 1: first caller of the day is Eric. Hey, Eric's good morning.

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Speaker 1: That's what you're supposed to be the first caller of

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Speaker 1: the day. Yesterday, what happened? I was, um, I was

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Speaker 1: It's so surreal. I'm talking to you guys. Happy Friday,

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Speaker 1: Happy holidays. Well thank you. You know what, we're asking

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Speaker 1: know what. Oh my gosh, But actually, um is Producer

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Speaker 1: Sam there. Oh yeah, Producer Sam's right here, say high

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Speaker 1: producer salutations. Hello, Hi, So okay. Producer Sam's boyfriend was

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Speaker 1: actually my ari in college. Yeah. Wow, was he hot

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Speaker 1: to say that you are the luckiest woman alive because

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Speaker 1: he is such a great guy. I know that. But

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Speaker 1: I agreed, I will deny it. Yeah, her boyfriend already

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Speaker 1: has an ego the size of Mount whatever, but the right.

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Speaker 1: And I hope you do something fun for his birthday

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Speaker 1: because I think it's coming up soon normally, but you're

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Speaker 1: so sweet, Yes it is, and yes, you know me, Eric,

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Speaker 1: you know way too much. But that's cool. You know

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Speaker 1: what I know I am you tell me your birthday.

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Speaker 1: I will remember that before your name August fifth. See

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Speaker 1: you then Leo's you're all right? Yepsen the horoscopes and

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Speaker 1: on popular opinion, I like Nate doing it's the best. Okay, Ate, Nate,

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Speaker 1: why don't you come in here and do? Do you

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Speaker 1: have enough brain power to do the horoscopes today? Try? Oh,

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Speaker 1: he'll be fine. He's good. He's actually good. He just

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Speaker 1: loses concentration and focus. You know what we all do.

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Speaker 1: I'm a high school teacher, so I'm used to that

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Speaker 1: on the daily. There you go. Well, listen, Eric, you

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Speaker 1: are the first caller of the day. Officially, your Elvis

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Speaker 1: Durin Morning Show shirt is on the way, sir, and

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Speaker 1: thank you so much for your patience and hope you

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Speaker 1: have a very beautiful holiday and merry Christmas. Thank you

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Speaker 1: you guys too. And I would love for you to

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Speaker 1: ruin it. Yeah, well we'll ruin it. Yeah, thank you,

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Speaker 1: consider it ruin. Hold on one second, and there you

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Speaker 1: go in with the return of straight Nate. Yea, thank

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Speaker 1: you every day you want through the door. It's a miracle,

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Speaker 1: A good old fashioned Christmas. It really is said, trust

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Speaker 1: me for me more than anybody else. All right, listen,

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Speaker 1: before we do round the un let's do horoscopes first. Okay,

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Speaker 1: this is for Eric. Listen. Let's accommodate to you know,

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Speaker 1: Nate and his need to like get moving right, Okay,

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Speaker 1: and are you really ready for this? I think so.

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Speaker 1: It might not be as peppy as usual. Just want

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Speaker 1: not as peppy as usual, go ahead, here we go. Capricorn,

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Speaker 1: stay courageous in the face of opposition. Don't let any

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Speaker 1: outside forces affect the progress you're making towards your goals.

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Speaker 1: Your days in eight Aquarius, keep working toward greater self acceptance,

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Speaker 1: one out there like you. Your days and nine Pisces,

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Speaker 1: day's inn eight chorus. Don't spend time trying to change

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Speaker 1: people's minds. It's useless. Instead, focus on your values, beliefs

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Speaker 1: and bettering yourself. Your day O what ten deem and

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Speaker 1: seven Cancer, Never compare yourself to others. Everyone's journey is different.

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Speaker 1: Always do it's best for you and your success. Your

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Speaker 1: day nine Leo. A plethora of choices can make you indecisive.

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Speaker 1: seven Scorpio follow what your gut tells you. You're most

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Speaker 1: you want. I loved it. Scary. Can't they make sweaters

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Speaker 1: have a giant belly. I hate that? Why can't they

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Speaker 1: those things that's it, that's called a waistline, Danielle. Last night,

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Speaker 1: my son Spencer and I was spent hours watching YouTube

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Speaker 1: James Gordon just like things that he does on his show,

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Speaker 1: and our favorite is spill your Guts, Fill your guts?

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Speaker 1: Have you ever seen it? And we watched like Harry

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Speaker 1: Styles in five Seconds of Summer and Joana's Brothers, and

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Speaker 1: it was so much fun. I freaking love James Cordon

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Speaker 1: so much. He makes me so I agree. I agree,

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Speaker 1: He's just brilliant. He really is. I agree, Danielle. And

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Speaker 1: so late. I'm so sorry, but who cares? You know?

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Speaker 1: Is this whatever we do today, we do today into

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Speaker 1: the three things we need to know? Gandhi, what's going on?

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Speaker 1: Iowa man is going to be spending some time in

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Speaker 1: prison for setting fire to an LGBTQ Pride flag. He

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Speaker 1: the flag on fire after it was hanging outside of

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Speaker 1: because he is a repeat offender. The flu outbreak getting worse.

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Speaker 1: Minnesota reported three more deaths and sixty more schools dealing

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Speaker 1: and we get into the Danielle report. That was great.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. I'm kind of wishing we had more to

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Speaker 1: give away. PEPSI. Thank you. Thank you for giving us

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Speaker 1: the opportunity to get all that cool stuff and then

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Speaker 1: lose it. It is a trip through our fingers by

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Speaker 1: that was great. Gift it forward. This is the season, yes,

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Speaker 1: straight man. If you wanted to give me another trip

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00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:28,520
Speaker 1: to Hawaii, that would be okay, I would take you

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Speaker 1: can rub a lamp and make a wish. Okay. You

428
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Speaker 1: can't fly right now, remember that's right. You can't fly

429
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Speaker 1: on your head would explode. He would have given it

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Speaker 1: to you, but you can't. Danielle. You know that that

431
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Speaker 1: emoji that I have on my iPhone with the mind

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Speaker 1: blown is that you? That is me? If I was

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Speaker 1: an emoji, that would be that would be you if

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Speaker 1: you get on an airplane. So let's not do that.

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00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:53,040
Speaker 1: Let's let's keep itself. Let's keep you at sea level,

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00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:55,200
Speaker 1: all right, Danielle. What's going on? All right? So there

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Speaker 1: are two movies in your theaters today that everyone's talking about.

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Speaker 1: One I'm gonna say, go see Star Wars the Rise

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00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:04,840
Speaker 1: of Skywalker in theater staying they're saying, this is an

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Speaker 1: epic ending to the entire what is it? We calling

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Speaker 1: it a trilogy, a serious franchise, Okay, But is it.

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Speaker 1: Are we hearing good things though? Yeah? Yeah, I mean

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Speaker 1: I think if you're a Star Wars fan, you're gonna

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Speaker 1: love it. Okay, what I want to go do something

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Speaker 1: before I had to have to fly out of town tomorrow.

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00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:25,040
Speaker 1: I want to go see Cats. Okay, so let's move

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00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:27,840
Speaker 1: on to Cats, shall we? Okay, So, look, everyone's giving

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Speaker 1: Cats hell. I want to go see it. I want

449
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Speaker 1: to see how they did it. So the reviews for

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Speaker 1: Cats are crap, and I just want to read you

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Speaker 1: this one reviewer who said there is a thin line

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Speaker 1: between this and being a genius. Cats pukes a hairball

453
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Speaker 1: on it and rubs its ass all over it. Does

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Speaker 1: it seem very positive? I'm gonna go ahead and say

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Speaker 1: pass on them going on. I'm going I'm gonna see it.

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Speaker 1: We have a lot of friends and cats. Yeah I

457
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Speaker 1: didn't have a lot of friends and cats. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: see it. I'm gonna support them. They can't get that

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00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:59,479
Speaker 1: time back. Those from Rambo Last Blood is that? Why

460
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:01,720
Speaker 1: don't you go see Rambo? Oh No, that's not out.

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Speaker 1: That was last year's worst movie. A list of the

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Speaker 1: year's worst movies includes Cats. It's so sad because it

463
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Speaker 1: just came out. It's already on the list, Rambo, Last Blood,

464
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Speaker 1: and two John Chovolta movies that you probably never saw.

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Speaker 1: Let's see so Via Vergara hasn't talks to take one

466
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Speaker 1: of the empty seats on America's Got Talent. You know

467
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Speaker 1: there are two spots available because Julianne Hoff and Gabrielle

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Speaker 1: Union they left. They will not be back. Lana del

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Speaker 1: Rey is releasing a spoken word album of freestyle poetry

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Speaker 1: on January fourth. Oh. She is only charging one dollar

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Speaker 1: for it and all the proceeds will go to Native

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Speaker 1: American organizations, So that's pretty cool. Um. Kanye West decides

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Speaker 1: he wants to build a large meditation structure on his

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Speaker 1: ranch in Wyoming. Cult Um. He said it might not

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Speaker 1: be possible because there's a whole saga thing going on.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I'll get back to y Yeah. I

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Speaker 1: love her. By the way, do you know who she's

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Speaker 1: day eating? Who she's dating? Styx Larkin? Do you know

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Speaker 1: who he is? No, I've been I've bet Froggy knows

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Speaker 1: who Sticks Larkin is. I don't. Actually, he's on that

481
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Speaker 1: show called Live p D where they sit there and

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Speaker 1: they got It's on any they go live to uh,

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Speaker 1: you know, PD's police officers making arrests around the country

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Speaker 1: and Sticks. Larkin is one of the hosts and he's

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Speaker 1: dating Lana del Raing. Okay, I know. I think it's great.

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00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:28,360
Speaker 1: That's cool. You can find love anywhere and everywhere. There

487
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 1: is love everywhere. Blake Shelton did something really nice. He

488
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Speaker 1: visited with a seven year old special needs boy on

489
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Speaker 1: the set of The Voice earlier this month. His name

490
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Speaker 1: is Colton. He suffers from cerebral palsy, and an organization

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Speaker 1: called the Kid's Wish Network flew him in and his

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Speaker 1: family from California to California actually to meet with Blake Shelton,

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Speaker 1: which was pretty pretty cool. And for the second year

494
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Speaker 1: in a row, even though she's in a crappy movie.

495
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Speaker 1: Taylor Swift is number one on the list of the

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Speaker 1: most influential people on Twitter. Others on that list Lady Gaga,

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Speaker 1: Donald Trump, Kim Kardashian, Katy Perry. So a lot of

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Speaker 1: people that we know and love on the list. Oh,

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00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:06,360
Speaker 1: come on, the only one that watch watches Live PD.

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Speaker 1: It's a great show. They're taking you their live. We

501
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Speaker 1: need to discuss a lot of the tough twenty showbiz

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Speaker 1: stories in twenty nineteen, so Okay started number twenty five

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Speaker 1: account now go. A couple of them were Luke Perry

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Speaker 1: passing away unexpectedly. It's you. You go back and you

505
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Speaker 1: read these and you forget you know, oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: that's right, of course, Kevin Hart almost dying in a

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Speaker 1: car accident. That was a big story. Jesse Smollette, the

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Speaker 1: whole scandal with him an empire and didn't think did

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Speaker 1: he or didn't he stage? The kidnapping sad story. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's a lot. There's a lot, the Jeopardy, everything going

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Speaker 1: on with Alex Trebek and his cancer. I mean, the

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Speaker 1: list goes on around and during the morning. This this morning,

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Speaker 1: I'll give you other ones. Maybe you give us some

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00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:50,760
Speaker 1: happy way. Well, but the next one is Miley Sars

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Speaker 1: and Liam Emsworth breaking up. Hey, wasn't she online kind

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Speaker 1: of poking fun at that the other day? Why she? Oh,

517
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Speaker 1: I think you're paying more attention than we are. I'm

518
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:03,040
Speaker 1: paying too close at vittention to all the matters that

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00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:05,480
Speaker 1: I have to do with pop culture. I think we're

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00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:08,760
Speaker 1: already on vacation. I'm about you anyway, that's it. Go

521
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:11,200
Speaker 1: to the movies. You know nothing about sticks, Larkin. I'm upset.

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Speaker 1: How could you not go to the movies this weekend?

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Speaker 1: An see Star Wars? Oh, people are texting and they

524
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Speaker 1: watch Live Pet. Did anybody see Cats? Is anyone texting

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Speaker 1: in it? I'm really curious. As someone said they saw Cats,

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00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 1: it was pretty bad and the CGI was horrible. WHOA,

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Speaker 1: I don't care. I'm gonna go see it. Sometimes the

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00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:30,160
Speaker 1: terrible reviews make me want to see just to see

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Speaker 1: if I agree with it or not. And everything you do,

530
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:35,240
Speaker 1: including listening to this show, you should always have low expectations.

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Speaker 1: Will you know what? We'll run circles around healthy skepticism.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of TV, did anyone watch the iHeartRadio jingle Ball

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Speaker 1: concert last night on the CWRT. Well, someone someone called

534
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Speaker 1: me and said, oh my god, you're all over it.

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00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:51,640
Speaker 1: You're like starring in the whole show. I said, oh

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Speaker 1: my god, I forgot it was on. I didn't watch me.

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Speaker 1: I gotta say all this. You really owned it. You

538
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:59,920
Speaker 1: looked amazing on camera, and you have a natural finesse

539
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:02,480
Speaker 1: that looks like you weren't even reading off a teleprompter

540
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 1: like you when you were talking to tele Swift on

541
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Speaker 1: stage when you wheeled out her birthday cake. You were

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00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:09,719
Speaker 1: just like it was just like a conversation between two friends. Well,

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Speaker 1: I tell you. It was Ryan Seacrest on the West

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Speaker 1: coast and I was here in New York on the

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Speaker 1: East coast, and we were talking. We were talking to

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Speaker 1: each other, throwing it back and forth. Well we weren't talking.

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00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 1: Well said, okay, Ryan's gonna say this, Hey, Elvis, go

548
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:23,920
Speaker 1: ahead and take it away. Who's coming up next? And

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Speaker 1: I go, thank you, Ryan? And they said and talked

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Speaker 1: loudly because there's gonna be a lot of there's gonna

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Speaker 1: be a huge crowd in the background screaming. And so

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Speaker 1: I was in an I was in the Madison Square

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Speaker 1: Garden main room on the stage by myself. It was quiet,

554
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:39,200
Speaker 1: but I had to scream as if people were screaming

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Speaker 1: behind me. Did it seem real? It did all the

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Speaker 1: magic of Hollywood? You off, Well, it did a great job.

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Speaker 1: And they actually took two different nights. They took Kiss

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Speaker 1: FM's jingle Ball in Los Angeles, mixed it up with

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Speaker 1: ZE one hundreds of jingle Ball here in New York

560
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:53,600
Speaker 1: and turn it into one big concert. Let me tell you,

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Speaker 1: the people to CW. That's why they have those jobs.

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Speaker 1: They know what they're doing. They made it look really great.

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00:34:59,239 --> 00:35:00,520
Speaker 1: I did see some of it this morning when I

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Speaker 1: woke up better. If you want to watch it again,

565
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:07,760
Speaker 1: turn on the CW on Christmas at eight pm, seven Central,

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Speaker 1: and the Cub's going to roll it again. The genius

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00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 1: that is I Heart Radio's jingle Ball and all the

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Speaker 1: people involved. You'll love it. Christmas night. Hello, little Louis,

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Speaker 1: what do you want for Christmas this year? I really

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Speaker 1: want to character the North Pool. Yes in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: If you're like me and you'll like a little naughty,

572
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:42,600
Speaker 1: crazy fun with your friends, go get the Telestrations after

573
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:46,359
Speaker 1: Dark board game. We love playing this game. You will too.

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Speaker 1: Buy it today at Target Bedbeth and Beyond, Barnes and

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00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 1: Noble or wherever you buy board games. Oh look, cocktails

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Speaker 1: have arrived. Hello. You know I have to be on

577
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:04,399
Speaker 1: an airplane with Uncle Johnny tomorrow night. Are you sitting

578
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:06,000
Speaker 1: next time? Or did you move your seat on purpose?

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00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I'll tell you why because Uncle Johnny,

580
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:11,360
Speaker 1: after a couple of drinks on on on the airplane,

581
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:14,400
Speaker 1: started singing songs to everyone in the in the cabin.

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00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,040
Speaker 1: He likes everybody to know that it's him by the

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00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:19,080
Speaker 1: of course, Uncle Johnny, all of his fans are there,

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Speaker 1: they fly just a seat seat near him, sitting near him,

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00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:25,760
Speaker 1: of course, of course, as you know that's worth Johnny.

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Speaker 1: What cocktail you're making today? Oh? Today, last one of

587
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:33,480
Speaker 1: the decade. Don't you love people using that decade thing? Yeah? Repeatedly?

588
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:35,200
Speaker 1: And then I love the people who slide in and

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00:36:35,239 --> 00:36:37,799
Speaker 1: say no, the decade doesn't start till twenty twenty one.

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Speaker 1: Change debate, big debate, When does it start? I say,

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Speaker 1: we go ahead and start it in a couple of days. Yes,

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00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:47,160
Speaker 1: what are you making today, uncle Johnny? Okay, and just

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00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:50,799
Speaker 1: just tell me the name of the drink today? Where

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Speaker 1: it's a blended Merry Christmas frozen as snow Man. No, rita,

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00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:06,719
Speaker 1: read the entire title again. I blended Marry Christmas frozen

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00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:12,680
Speaker 1: snow Man. So I'm assuming there's some tequila in there. Yes,

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Speaker 1: it's uh there, it is a cool little snow man,

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Speaker 1: you did, and it's a snow man a coconut. Uh,

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Speaker 1: Margarito Daniel loves that. I was used to be really sweet. No,

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00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:29,480
Speaker 1: it's it's not really that sweet. You okay, Gandi, ND,

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00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:33,040
Speaker 1: we're not really sweet and drink. That's okay. I'll just

602
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:35,560
Speaker 1: have a shot of tequila and we'll call it anyone.

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Speaker 1: Last night, I have to do the serial Killers podcast

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00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:41,120
Speaker 1: after this, so I'm ready to get them wasted. Andy. Wait, wait,

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00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:45,440
Speaker 1: you were invited to do the serial Killers podcast? The podcast? Yeah, well,

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00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:49,279
Speaker 1: they never have me on their creditle podcast. They won't

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00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:52,919
Speaker 1: let you. God, well, no, that's okay. I guess I'll

608
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:55,080
Speaker 1: just belly him to another podcast and make it work.

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00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:58,760
Speaker 1: It's okay, you're more than working here at the Brooklyn

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00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:01,320
Speaker 1: Boy You know what, The Brooklyn Boys podcast is already

611
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:03,839
Speaker 1: doing so well without me even mentioning them. But can

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00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:07,040
Speaker 1: you imagine the powerhouse that we would have if I

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00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:08,360
Speaker 1: just joined them every once in a while and I

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00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 1: promoted them more. Yeah, that would be great. I did

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00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:13,440
Speaker 1: listen to half of the this week's podcast, and I

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00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:16,239
Speaker 1: learned that Scary was bitching about the pizza that was

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Speaker 1: coming in this morning but already had two slices. I

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Speaker 1: just want to even there twice to eat that pizza,

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Speaker 1: even bitching about. I think like a lot of people

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00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:26,480
Speaker 1: are going through this where they're they're carving up carbing up,

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Speaker 1: and then next week is going to be a big

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Speaker 1: carb week, so we added insult to injury by just

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Speaker 1: gratuitously adding more carbs. This first of all, there's no

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00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:38,840
Speaker 1: insult to injury. There's no gratuitous anything. Artichoke is our guests,

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Speaker 1: and they were nice enough to bring this pizza up,

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Speaker 1: so I know, Scary, you light them twice as much

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Speaker 1: as we did three time textually anyway, so we have

628
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Speaker 1: a cocktail on the way. We've got Scary eating pizza.

629
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:53,440
Speaker 1: It seems like another day at the office straight and ate.

630
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:56,600
Speaker 1: Of course, your first week back after your stroke and

631
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:58,799
Speaker 1: your time out, and you seem to be doing very well.

632
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:01,560
Speaker 1: You look fantastic. I feel good. We had a great

633
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:04,400
Speaker 1: lunch yesterday. It was it was a fun time, no it.

634
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:07,360
Speaker 1: You know when when you're gone like that, when you

635
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:11,040
Speaker 1: have a major illness, the time just vanishes. You don't

636
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:14,320
Speaker 1: even know what happens. And that's the last stroke of

637
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:18,880
Speaker 1: the decade. I hope it's the last stroke of the millennium.

638
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:22,560
Speaker 1: Let's put it out all right. I don't think I'm

639
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:24,759
Speaker 1: making it to the next one, so let's just I

640
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:26,279
Speaker 1: will tell you. I don't know if you've ever had

641
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 1: a good friend or a best friend who went through

642
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,920
Speaker 1: a near death experience like I have in Nate. But

643
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:35,919
Speaker 1: the conversation now compared to let's say, six months ago,

644
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 1: nothing the same. Ye. No, I mean every we're very

645
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:43,360
Speaker 1: nice and respectful to each other. It goes back the

646
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:46,759
Speaker 1: other way. Don't worry me. No, you remember Froggy when

647
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:48,600
Speaker 1: you had your brain surgery. I mean we were all

648
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:50,759
Speaker 1: kind of nice to each other for a while there. Yeah,

649
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:52,279
Speaker 1: we had a party called the if I in case,

650
00:39:52,719 --> 00:39:56,160
Speaker 1: in case I die Party. Yeah, but we didn't call

651
00:39:56,239 --> 00:39:58,600
Speaker 1: it that. We just knew we did. We pretty much

652
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:01,040
Speaker 1: called it that anyway. But so they I mean we

653
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:05,040
Speaker 1: use the word love more in our conversation. We actually

654
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:08,359
Speaker 1: physically touch each other more. I was noticing yesterday as

655
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:11,440
Speaker 1: you were cupping my squrotum. He did that to me

656
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:13,480
Speaker 1: the other day too. I was recording spots in the

657
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:17,480
Speaker 1: other room, some commercials, and he cupped my squartum. Yeah,

658
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:19,719
Speaker 1: and then he walked in and he was just like, hey,

659
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:22,880
Speaker 1: I just want to say hi, it's great, walked out.

660
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 1: I'm like, what's nice? I think everybody needs and I

661
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:28,440
Speaker 1: don't want you to have a near death experience, but

662
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:31,239
Speaker 1: I think everybody needs a near death experience to realize

663
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:34,920
Speaker 1: how great everything is. Right, even just being able to

664
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:37,400
Speaker 1: walk into a studio and say hi to Danielle like

665
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:39,880
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have been able to do that. You know, well,

666
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:42,360
Speaker 1: you know, Uncle Johnny kind of tiptoes through life, but

667
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:45,120
Speaker 1: you didn't really have a near death experience. You just

668
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:48,800
Speaker 1: automatically approached death. I mean life in every positive You

669
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:52,600
Speaker 1: automatically approach life in a very positive manner. Yes, I do.

670
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:56,239
Speaker 1: I enjoy life, and I just I forget at my

671
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:59,759
Speaker 1: age that was. You know, it was fabulous. I was

672
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:02,800
Speaker 1: on and everything went great, and I feel bad. We

673
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:05,480
Speaker 1: were talking as if you're dead. No, I'm not dead.

674
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:10,879
Speaker 1: I'm getting close to it. Oh my god. I don't

675
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:13,960
Speaker 1: think I've lived to one hundred. I don't know. So

676
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:16,160
Speaker 1: we'll we'll have Uncle Johnny on the plane with us

677
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:18,880
Speaker 1: as we fly the entire family, almost the entire family,

678
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:22,440
Speaker 1: over to Italy for a week. And then, uh, we

679
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:25,080
Speaker 1: we have a household. We have thirteen or fourteen people

680
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:28,160
Speaker 1: in our house. Now, is he in another house? No, No,

681
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:31,600
Speaker 1: he's right down the whole minute. No, we're all in

682
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 1: the same house. And I'm looking forward to it. It's

683
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:37,400
Speaker 1: gonna be great. It's gonna be a blast. I called

684
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:40,319
Speaker 1: Fabry yesterday and I told her, no one knows who

685
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:45,879
Speaker 1: you're talking about. Baby, is your behalfs my husband's mother,

686
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:50,080
Speaker 1: my husband, and therefore she's now my mom and she's

687
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:51,919
Speaker 1: not going with us, and we're I'm very, very upset

688
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:53,640
Speaker 1: about I know. I called her and told her, and

689
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:55,759
Speaker 1: I sent her a beautiful thing that's gonna be coming

690
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:58,880
Speaker 1: on sad day. Okay, well I'm gonna mess her very much. Yes,

691
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:02,040
Speaker 1: so look but uncle Johnny, it will be the official

692
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:04,719
Speaker 1: bartender in Italy, and so you've got work to do

693
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:06,360
Speaker 1: over there. You have a you have a houseful of

694
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:09,600
Speaker 1: people who will be very sober until you pour him up.

695
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:12,640
Speaker 1: Uncle john Do you have go do you have ghosts?

696
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:16,759
Speaker 1: Do you have jokes today? I hope so, Brody. Do

697
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 1: you have any jokes for Uncle Johnny? Yeah? I mean

698
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:20,840
Speaker 1: he writes his own jokes. But I'll see if I

699
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 1: can help him find him in his suitcase. Okay, let's

700
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:27,239
Speaker 1: try to find those. Get going in. Don't we have

701
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 1: a what's the name of the drink? Again? I'm loving it.

702
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:36,400
Speaker 1: It's it's that the blended merry Christmas Frozen Snowman, Nourita's Okay,

703
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:45,600
Speaker 1: I'm Merry Christmas, Chris. You know when, Uncle Johnny, when

704
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:47,800
Speaker 1: you when you and Froggy jumped into the studio to

705
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:49,400
Speaker 1: record that, did you know how a huge of a

706
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:52,640
Speaker 1: hit it would become? Well? We won that year, I think,

707
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:55,239
Speaker 1: didn't we? You won one? Did we won the best

708
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:58,560
Speaker 1: song that yet? Did? Y'all did songs and t J

709
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:01,839
Speaker 1: was the one who we called. That's right. TJ very

710
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:04,200
Speaker 1: talented when he when it comes to producing a superstar

711
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:07,160
Speaker 1: talent like you guys hollow waiting. I hope you're ready

712
00:43:07,239 --> 00:43:10,440
Speaker 1: for this. Froggy, I'm all warmed up, Uncle Johnny. We

713
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:15,400
Speaker 1: need to make Elvis proud. I'm running. Let's go. Melacaliqui

714
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:20,839
Speaker 1: makai is the thing to say on a bride Hawaiian

715
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:27,279
Speaker 1: Christmas Day. That's the island greeting that we send to

716
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:34,000
Speaker 1: you from the land where palm trees sway? Are you crazy? Here?

717
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:38,320
Speaker 1: We know that Christmas will be green and bride the

718
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:42,279
Speaker 1: sun to shine by day in all the stars at night.

719
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 1: Melancaliqui mackay is Hawai's way to say Merry Christmas to you.

720
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:55,479
Speaker 1: Merry Christmas, Oh you mad g macay is the thing

721
00:43:55,800 --> 00:44:02,760
Speaker 1: to say, A bright Hawaiian Christmas day, Oh yany that's

722
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:06,960
Speaker 1: see island greening that we sent to you from the

723
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:12,960
Speaker 1: wind where we're all gay. Hey here we know that

724
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:17,800
Speaker 1: Christmas will be green and Brian so bright sand shine

725
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:21,480
Speaker 1: by Dan, all the stars that night finish me all

726
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:28,920
Speaker 1: getting Marca is Hawaii way to say Merry Christmas to you.

727
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:33,040
Speaker 1: He's some great uncle Johnny. So do you, Froggy, I

728
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:35,360
Speaker 1: got a present for you. I wrapped up my wiener.

729
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:38,680
Speaker 1: Oh well, melanch I keep Marca to you too, Froggie.

730
00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:41,759
Speaker 1: Time to unwrapp how long? Baby? Here we know that

731
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:46,480
Speaker 1: Christmas will be green and Brian the sun to shine

732
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:52,279
Speaker 1: by day and all the stars and night. Melancalicki Makaya

733
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:58,680
Speaker 1: is hawas wor to say Merry Christmas. A very merry

734
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:06,600
Speaker 1: Christmas to that was great, al Ris Duran Lookaiana Christmas?

735
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:10,799
Speaker 1: Are you crazy? There you go? That's a hit right there.

736
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:21,160
Speaker 1: It is my favorite's Froggy when he started that one.

737
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:23,680
Speaker 1: Let's get into the three things you need to know, Gandhi,

738
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 1: what's going on today? The State of New Jersey just

739
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:28,320
Speaker 1: did something pretty awesome and made it illegal to discriminate

740
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:31,759
Speaker 1: against someone's hair. Governor Murphy signed the Creative Respectful an

741
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:35,560
Speaker 1: Open Workplace for Natural Hair or Crown Act yesterday, which

742
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 1: makes it clear that prejudice based on traits traditionally associated

743
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 1: with race, hair texture, hair type, and all protective hairstyles

744
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:44,880
Speaker 1: is prohibited. What about scaries hair that's just from another,

745
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:49,600
Speaker 1: It's from another like a decade, Yeah, shave off. All

746
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:51,759
Speaker 1: this stems from we know the incident where the kid

747
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:54,239
Speaker 1: had to cut off his dreadlocks wrestling. That's not good,

748
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:57,040
Speaker 1: So that's not going to happen anymore. The legal smoking

749
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:59,239
Speaker 1: age close to being twenty one now. Congress passed the

750
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:02,400
Speaker 1: measure yesterday raising the age to buy tobacco products from eighteen.

751
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:04,960
Speaker 1: If President Trump signs off, the new age limit will

752
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:08,520
Speaker 1: take effect in nine months. And finally, Elvis is celebrating

753
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:13,960
Speaker 1: National Ugly Sweater Day. It's today, not an ugly sweater, Okay.

754
00:46:14,719 --> 00:46:17,560
Speaker 1: If you're celebrating, you may want to rock your cheesy kits.

755
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:20,680
Speaker 1: You're a loud Christmas sweater. The ugly sweater specialists are

756
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:24,799
Speaker 1: recommending baby Yoda Joker sweaters, as well as anything with cats, dogs, beer,

757
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:29,400
Speaker 1: and just for unate, the Golden girls. Yea, thank you

758
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:32,080
Speaker 1: guys this holiday season. If you want to give someone

759
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:35,440
Speaker 1: a really inexpensive gift, tell a friend about Elvis to

760
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:40,160
Speaker 1: Rain in the Morning, show it cheap bastard. Yeah. Hey,

761
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:44,520
Speaker 1: so we're packing up for Italy. Are you all packed? Uh? No,

762
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:46,080
Speaker 1: But I'm packing up and you know, one of the

763
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:48,000
Speaker 1: things we love most of it Italy of course, the wine,

764
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:51,799
Speaker 1: to people, the culture, the architecture, the countryside. But more

765
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:54,640
Speaker 1: than all of that, the food. Yeah. But I will

766
00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 1: be taking a bottle or two of Cholula Hot Sauce

767
00:46:57,280 --> 00:47:00,120
Speaker 1: with me. I hope the Italians are not offended. It's

768
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:01,680
Speaker 1: not to hide it. It's fine. It's okay because I

769
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:04,960
Speaker 1: like taking my own heat, my own flavor. Because as

770
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:07,719
Speaker 1: beautifully prepared as all that food is going to be,

771
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:11,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna next level that stuff with my original recipe

772
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:15,239
Speaker 1: or green pepper or new sweet hobanarrow or chipotle or

773
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:17,600
Speaker 1: chili garlic. They're all coming with me. I have to

774
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:20,759
Speaker 1: buy another seat on the plane from Chilula. Please don't

775
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:22,480
Speaker 1: wake up much, Ala. It's the one sleeping with the

776
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:26,320
Speaker 1: wooden cat. The cool thing about Cholula Hot Sauce is

777
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:29,080
Speaker 1: unlike other hot sauces. Their gold is not to burn

778
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:30,920
Speaker 1: your frigg and head off. Their gold is to give

779
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:34,959
Speaker 1: you this incredible flavor followed by a little staying of heat.

780
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:38,600
Speaker 1: It's perfect, a great balance of flavor and heat, no

781
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:42,480
Speaker 1: sharp vinegar, burn and all that stuff. It makes food

782
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:45,920
Speaker 1: taste so good. No matter what country you're in. Sou

783
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:48,880
Speaker 1: for anything and everything you're doing for the holidays that

784
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 1: involve food, which is everything. Make sure you have cholula

785
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:53,279
Speaker 1: there for you and your friends. Tell your friends about it.

786
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:58,839
Speaker 1: It's the one with the wooden cats Duran Foot. Wait,

787
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:01,200
Speaker 1: wait a minute, whose is it? Whose phone tappen? It's

788
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:04,279
Speaker 1: Danielle missus mashkell Opsis. All right, let's get into the phone.

789
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:07,719
Speaker 1: Tap Danielle, what do you so, Olivia, it's tapping Melissa. Um.

790
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:11,240
Speaker 1: You know they own a little restaurant and missus mashkell

791
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:14,520
Speaker 1: Opsis just wants to make a reservation. She's having a party.

792
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:22,680
Speaker 1: This is probably a very complicated let's now, Yeah, I

793
00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:28,960
Speaker 1: wanted to book a holiday party, um for tomorrow. Oh um, listen,

794
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:32,600
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but tomorrow is a little We are booked.

795
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:38,440
Speaker 1: We're actually books for tomorrow. What what we are? We

796
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:41,280
Speaker 1: don't have any space to book a new party for tomorrow.

797
00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:43,960
Speaker 1: How can you big book for tomorrow when it's only today.

798
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:46,359
Speaker 1: I mean, if it's only today, you shouldn't be booked

799
00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:48,080
Speaker 1: for tomorrow. I didn't even make a reservation, and I

800
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:50,520
Speaker 1: don't know how you have all reservations for tomorrow already.

801
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:54,080
Speaker 1: How are you trying to make a dinner reservation or

802
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:57,120
Speaker 1: are you trying to book a party? Yeah, it's for

803
00:48:57,280 --> 00:49:01,280
Speaker 1: thirty four people. Okay, so they sically how it works

804
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:03,840
Speaker 1: is when you book a party. Um, you have to

805
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:06,360
Speaker 1: do it more right. I want to book a party

806
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:09,400
Speaker 1: thirty four people tomorrow night at eight o'clock. Okay, no, no,

807
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:12,239
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, let's make it sick, Let's make it six.

808
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:15,560
Speaker 1: I'm an old lady. I like to go to bed early. Okay,

809
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:18,080
Speaker 1: I understand that we're not that kind of restaurant. If

810
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:19,680
Speaker 1: do you have to book us an advancing Where do

811
00:49:19,719 --> 00:49:21,880
Speaker 1: you have mozarella sticks? Because I like a lot of

812
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:25,560
Speaker 1: monzarella sticks. We cannot accommodate your party tomorrow. I'm very

813
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:27,640
Speaker 1: very sorry. You must want to look at somebody. We

814
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:31,400
Speaker 1: cannot accommodate your party. We have no faith for you

815
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:34,480
Speaker 1: at a restaurant. But I'm gonna come at six because

816
00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:36,480
Speaker 1: you know, I'm not an old lady and I can't

817
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:40,400
Speaker 1: say thirty four people. And I'm I also like a

818
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:43,160
Speaker 1: lot of Marinaro sauce with a monzarealistic so make sure

819
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:46,520
Speaker 1: that actually okay, okay, okay, if you show up tomorrow,

820
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:48,759
Speaker 1: if you show up her, we will have no seed

821
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:51,160
Speaker 1: for you. We will have no mots Arena six for you. Okay,

822
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:53,840
Speaker 1: we don't have to. Faith. I'm so very sorry. Do

823
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:56,400
Speaker 1: you do you match the ball suit? Because half of

824
00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:58,520
Speaker 1: my guests of Jewish. We're having a holiday party. We're

825
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:00,680
Speaker 1: gonna have a manure on one side, the tree and

826
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:03,480
Speaker 1: a tree on the other side. If you want to

827
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:09,839
Speaker 1: book something, maybe in January or excuse me, what would

828
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:12,879
Speaker 1: Who's gonna have a holiday party in January. It took

829
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:14,719
Speaker 1: me a while to get your number because I don't

830
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:16,719
Speaker 1: have the internet, and so I had to go down

831
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:18,919
Speaker 1: to the store that cuts my co cuts, you know, Bob.

832
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:21,000
Speaker 1: My son Marvin had to drive me there and he

833
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:23,080
Speaker 1: drove me to the place that has the co cuts,

834
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:27,120
Speaker 1: and Bob, he gave me your phone number to the Bob. Well,

835
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:30,200
Speaker 1: I appreciate you. I wreciate Bob. I appreciate Bob giving

836
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:32,400
Speaker 1: it a panta write down the phone number, so it

837
00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:34,000
Speaker 1: took me a few minutes, and that's why I called

838
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:35,640
Speaker 1: so late. So as you can see, there was a

839
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:40,040
Speaker 1: lot of things going on in that Sorry, but man, listen,

840
00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:42,919
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I wish we could

841
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:45,560
Speaker 1: have you come in, but we can't. Maybe think of

842
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:47,920
Speaker 1: a couple of other days in the future. Callers back

843
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:49,840
Speaker 1: and we'll try to accommodate you, all right, So you

844
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:57,799
Speaker 1: right down my name. My name is marsh Collopsis. Hello. Yeah, hello.

845
00:50:57,920 --> 00:50:59,640
Speaker 1: You told me to call back and tell you what

846
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:03,200
Speaker 1: my convenience was, so I wanted to tell you that's tomorrow. No,

847
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:07,480
Speaker 1: I friend you tomorrow? What? No? What? No? Um? No?

848
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:09,719
Speaker 1: Is it? Because I have Jewish friends coming? Is that

849
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:12,200
Speaker 1: the problem? And I am assended that you were saying

850
00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:14,759
Speaker 1: that I would allowed to speak to your manager because

851
00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:16,160
Speaker 1: I don't think you'll be a nice I think it's

852
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:18,279
Speaker 1: old people and I don't think you like my Jewish friends.

853
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:20,600
Speaker 1: Nothing available tomorrow, okay if we have other people that

854
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:23,200
Speaker 1: took the time to plan ahead and so we cannot

855
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:26,480
Speaker 1: accommodate your party. So nice of you. I'm so ust

856
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:29,000
Speaker 1: thirty four of us are coming and again, sorry, you

857
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:31,920
Speaker 1: know what, I guess what. We're closed tomorrow. You're not closed, Tobody.

858
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:34,440
Speaker 1: You're so funny. Don't be funny room at the end.

859
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:37,000
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, very funny. I don't think that's nice. You're

860
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:39,880
Speaker 1: just being mean to old people. You'll be sitting outside

861
00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:42,560
Speaker 1: on the side, looking and watching other people who plan ahead.

862
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:47,120
Speaker 1: We are not accommodating your party, tom Are you laughing

863
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 1: at me? Because Olivia, this is daniel Monaro from Elvis

864
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:52,240
Speaker 1: Duran in the Morning show. You just got phone tapped.

865
00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:57,120
Speaker 1: Oh oh my god. Yeah, I'm not really an old lady.

866
00:51:57,520 --> 00:51:59,320
Speaker 1: And Melissa was in on it the whole time. And

867
00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:06,759
Speaker 1: listen you they what hello? I just aged to like

868
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:21,800
Speaker 1: the years, gotcha a little song for you. Welcome to

869
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:24,200
Speaker 1: the Friday we've been waiting for for like some time.

870
00:52:25,719 --> 00:52:28,080
Speaker 1: Thank you Danielle for the last phone tap of the decade.

871
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 1: I love this hospital. I don't care for her for

872
00:52:32,160 --> 00:53:02,400
Speaker 1: any much. That's two strongs. It is my favorite holiday,

873
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:04,919
Speaker 1: but all this year has been a busy player. Don't

874
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:08,240
Speaker 1: think I have the energy and tried in mind already

875
00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:12,000
Speaker 1: mad Rushes consins since the season the perfect gift for

876
00:53:12,239 --> 00:53:15,960
Speaker 1: me would be completions and connections left from last year,

877
00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:20,719
Speaker 1: tea shopping counter, most interesting at his number, but never

878
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:23,360
Speaker 1: the time. Most of anyone has a long those lines

879
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:26,520
Speaker 1: of jack, those halls, trim those trees, lace off cups

880
00:53:26,520 --> 00:53:29,720
Speaker 1: of Christmas year. I just need to catch my brothers

881
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:41,640
Speaker 1: Christmas by myself this year till the picture frozen lands

882
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:44,760
Speaker 1: can chill this room for twenty four days, ever green

883
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:48,000
Speaker 1: sparks and stone to gatherst are over with flashback to

884
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:52,120
Speaker 1: springtime song again? Would have been good to go for lunch.

885
00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:55,120
Speaker 1: Couldn't a green? We're both green? We tried, he said.

886
00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:58,799
Speaker 1: We keep in touch then, of course till summertime. Out

887
00:53:58,840 --> 00:54:01,239
Speaker 1: to the beach to his book. I don't know. This

888
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:06,680
Speaker 1: time it was me sunburn now the calgars just one page,

889
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:16,239
Speaker 1: of course. I am excided tonight there you merry Christmas. Yeah,

890
00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:18,800
Speaker 1: we're sitting around talking about how dangerous candy can be.

891
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:21,440
Speaker 1: Can you take those candy canes? I mean, have you

892
00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:23,560
Speaker 1: ever really eaten a candy cane? I mean they're just

893
00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:26,239
Speaker 1: like you know what I'm saying, candy, I know, but

894
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:27,560
Speaker 1: why have you suck on them for a while? It

895
00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:30,359
Speaker 1: makes that candy cane goo ye drifted on your chin.

896
00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:32,640
Speaker 1: But the good news about candy canes, if you suck

897
00:54:32,719 --> 00:54:35,840
Speaker 1: them enough, you make it really sharper. You could stab people. Absolutely,

898
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:38,080
Speaker 1: you can weaponize a candy cane. You can't. And what's

899
00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:40,920
Speaker 1: another dangerous candy? Oh? I used to take twizzlers like

900
00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:44,239
Speaker 1: the long string and slap people. If you hit on

901
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:47,200
Speaker 1: their bear skin with a twizzler, I'm talking welts for days.

902
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:50,120
Speaker 1: And you know what if you take the licorice, the

903
00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:53,200
Speaker 1: thin fin fin tied one, Yeah, you could choke someone

904
00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:55,759
Speaker 1: and tie them around their necks because strong. Yeah, I know,

905
00:54:55,880 --> 00:55:01,400
Speaker 1: I love it. We love Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas candy

906
00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:05,080
Speaker 1: injury story. Oh my god, Uncle Johnny's here. I'm so

907
00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:06,960
Speaker 1: ready for cocktail. I got me honest. I don't really

908
00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:09,160
Speaker 1: like drinking in the morning because I'm trying to keep

909
00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:13,800
Speaker 1: this boat on the river. But sometimes one needs a cocktail.

910
00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:15,960
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's absolutely have a little cocktail. Now in

911
00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:19,399
Speaker 1: the neighborhood. Where's Uncle Johnny's theme songs? Right there? All there?

912
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:26,160
Speaker 1: It is time for Uncle Johnny. All right, Uncle Johnny,

913
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:29,839
Speaker 1: do you any musics? Happy holiday? Scary? I know you're

914
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:32,400
Speaker 1: you're looking all pretty in your tacky Christmas sweater. But

915
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:35,200
Speaker 1: we need some some production You need some production value

916
00:55:35,239 --> 00:55:37,520
Speaker 1: on our show. I had the wages. Is Christmas scary?

917
00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:42,320
Speaker 1: Scary scary? Alright, alright, you had one job. You have

918
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:47,160
Speaker 1: one job. Look at your calendar. Hello, Daniell gave him

919
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:50,120
Speaker 1: a calendar, So you had one job. Calendar. People who

920
00:55:50,160 --> 00:55:53,320
Speaker 1: have made so Uncle Johnny's got the blender go and

921
00:55:53,400 --> 00:56:00,160
Speaker 1: he's making his uh Christmas something. What what's the name

922
00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:02,640
Speaker 1: of the drink again? Oh, he's very Oh oh, it's

923
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:06,000
Speaker 1: about to get dirty over there, Uncle Johnny. Johnny, what's

924
00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:09,000
Speaker 1: the name of the drink? The drink again? The drink

925
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:14,279
Speaker 1: is a blended Merry Christmas frozen snow Manarita. All right,

926
00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:23,680
Speaker 1: a snow Manorita. I'm so excited. Anyway, And I walked

927
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:26,560
Speaker 1: out there and I was like, oh what, And Diamond

928
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:29,840
Speaker 1: looks up and she says, Daddy, I'm ready for a cocktail.

929
00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:33,480
Speaker 1: Oh is Oh my god, it's seven thirty in the morning.

930
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:35,759
Speaker 1: She's like ready to remember we used to drink all

931
00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:37,440
Speaker 1: the time in the morning, all the time, and I

932
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:40,440
Speaker 1: had to stop it. Now you drink all the time

933
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:46,880
Speaker 1: at night. Yeah, yeah, Oh, Johnny, he's got blinder. Wrapped up.

934
00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:52,720
Speaker 1: Come on, go in hard, uncle Johnny. Oh so froggy.

935
00:56:52,719 --> 00:56:54,960
Speaker 1: I wish you were here to enjoy a cocktail me

936
00:56:55,160 --> 00:56:58,160
Speaker 1: to us no manorita. Okay, what are you pouring in

937
00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:03,359
Speaker 1: there now, Johnny? What's it called? Tequila? Tequila? All right?

938
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:07,560
Speaker 1: Nate Nate? You know Nate after his last stroke, gave

939
00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:11,879
Speaker 1: up drinking. Yeah's my most recent stroke. He's most recent stroke. Yeah,

940
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:14,800
Speaker 1: I gave up drinking. So I'll admire glass of a

941
00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:17,360
Speaker 1: smoke snowman of read it, but I will be partaking. Yeah,

942
00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:18,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a little bait. I have so much

943
00:57:18,680 --> 00:57:22,240
Speaker 1: to do. I mean, who is in um like panic

944
00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:24,640
Speaker 1: mode because they have so much to get done? Gillian

945
00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:26,520
Speaker 1: and I were talking about it last night via text.

946
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:29,360
Speaker 1: He is, he is a major panic mode. The thing is,

947
00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:31,520
Speaker 1: I'm really backed up against the wall because I have

948
00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:33,640
Speaker 1: like nine people to buy four and I have done

949
00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:37,360
Speaker 1: zero shopping. Oh. I did get roadblocks from my nephew,

950
00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:40,160
Speaker 1: but that's it. That was an Amazon. I haven't had

951
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:45,240
Speaker 1: any time to do. And the South Florida. Okay, Johnny,

952
00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:50,080
Speaker 1: are you mowing the yard over there? What are you doing? Oh?

953
00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:55,760
Speaker 1: I don't know. I need a new blended yeah, okay,

954
00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:57,600
Speaker 1: dear Santa, we need a new blunder. Let's get you

955
00:57:57,640 --> 00:57:59,439
Speaker 1: one of those big blunders that can like crush cars

956
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:03,560
Speaker 1: and stuff. All right, all right, I'm saying the only

957
00:58:03,640 --> 00:58:05,840
Speaker 1: time I can shop is on Christmas Eve? Do you

958
00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:08,160
Speaker 1: shop on the twenty fourth? You can shop anytime you

959
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:10,760
Speaker 1: can get You know how many people shop in the

960
00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:13,400
Speaker 1: twenty four A lot of tons of people. I actually

961
00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:15,280
Speaker 1: just saw a story that Coles is staying open for

962
00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:17,240
Speaker 1: like twenty four hours. You can go in and get

963
00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:19,120
Speaker 1: all kinds of Oh, Uncle John's pulling up our very

964
00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:22,880
Speaker 1: first Mannorta made up with one man. It's a snow

965
00:58:22,960 --> 00:58:27,800
Speaker 1: man some snow man arena. That's no man arena. It's

966
00:58:27,800 --> 00:58:32,000
Speaker 1: a new drag name. It looks delicious, Uncle Johnny, Oh,

967
00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:38,720
Speaker 1: I can't hear a word. He's say yourself all right anyway, Uh,

968
00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:40,920
Speaker 1: Daniella as a Daniel report coming up. People want to

969
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:42,840
Speaker 1: get that done? Sure, all right, we see what I got.

970
00:58:42,960 --> 00:58:45,320
Speaker 1: Keep in mind we'll be littering your report with with

971
00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:49,600
Speaker 1: live coverage of the Manorta snow manera. No, no, I'm

972
00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:52,560
Speaker 1: not you know, I'm not really paying attention to um.

973
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:55,960
Speaker 1: So Also, how's it different than yesterday. I paid more

974
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,600
Speaker 1: attention yesterday. I promise. All right, what are you going on?

975
00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:00,400
Speaker 1: All right? So there are some movie he's in your

976
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:03,560
Speaker 1: theaters today, Star Wars The Rise of Skywalker. I do

977
00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:05,280
Speaker 1: have a question for Brody, and he's not in here.

978
00:59:05,480 --> 00:59:08,280
Speaker 1: So I'm going to see this movie tomorrow. Okay, I

979
00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:11,680
Speaker 1: have really not seen any other Star Wars movies except

980
00:59:11,680 --> 00:59:14,160
Speaker 1: for like the beginning, He's gonna get mad? Can I

981
00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:16,520
Speaker 1: figure this one out? He's gonna get mad until you?

982
00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:18,440
Speaker 1: You can't. But I'm telling you you can't. Brody, can't

983
00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:21,400
Speaker 1: I figure this out? I'm mad? You can't. I can't.

984
00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:23,360
Speaker 1: You can't. You need to see the other eight movies.

985
00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:27,320
Speaker 1: Nine movies, But that kind of time to invest, I don't.

986
00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:30,520
Speaker 1: You'll be fine. I mean, I understand where where he's

987
00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:33,280
Speaker 1: coming from. Okay, he wants you to understand the whole

988
00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:36,480
Speaker 1: whole saga. But you can't watch this movie and go

989
00:59:36,560 --> 00:59:39,000
Speaker 1: to Wikipedia and go to the plot part and get it.

990
00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:42,960
Speaker 1: Thank you God. Another movie you shouldn't see that be Cats.

991
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:45,720
Speaker 1: It's getting terrible reviews. I can't wait. I don't even want.

992
00:59:45,760 --> 00:59:47,040
Speaker 1: I mean, I really wait. Let me see if I

993
00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:48,720
Speaker 1: have some of the Cats is like the ugly Christmas

994
00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:51,480
Speaker 1: Sweater of movies. Oh my gosh, it really is. Don't

995
00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:54,840
Speaker 1: want to see I'm dying to know it. Next hour

996
00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:56,600
Speaker 1: I will give you some of the other reviews because

997
00:59:56,600 --> 00:59:59,080
Speaker 1: these are hilarious. Oh they are so funny. I have

998
00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:01,040
Speaker 1: to like read them. But if someone says your movie

999
01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:05,440
Speaker 1: coughs a firm all, that's not a compliment. I'm going

1000
01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:07,280
Speaker 1: to see it. Come hell on high water. You have

1001
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:09,880
Speaker 1: a great time seeing that. I hope you enjoy it.

1002
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:11,920
Speaker 1: We have friends in Catch. We need to support them.

1003
01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:15,480
Speaker 1: Some stories you may have forgotten about over this year.

1004
01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:17,600
Speaker 1: They're reminding us at the end of the year. Miley

1005
01:00:17,640 --> 01:00:20,440
Speaker 1: Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth breaking up. You remember that happened.

1006
01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:23,400
Speaker 1: And then she wound up with Caitlyn Jenner, and then

1007
01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:25,760
Speaker 1: she wound up with Cody Simpson. So is the whole

1008
01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:29,000
Speaker 1: big thing there. Nicholas Cage got married for a few days.

1009
01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:31,200
Speaker 1: It was only a few days. That's probably why you

1010
01:00:31,280 --> 01:00:33,920
Speaker 1: forgot a lot of relationships, a lot of things. Just

1011
01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:38,320
Speaker 1: crap the bed never jet Oh Johnny, that looks good.

1012
01:00:39,080 --> 01:00:41,560
Speaker 1: Oh look it looks like a snow man to it.

1013
01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:45,200
Speaker 1: Let's interrupt this. This Danielle report for one quick sip,

1014
01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:51,560
Speaker 1: try it up. Okay, you want to drink. Oh that's good.

1015
01:00:52,120 --> 01:00:53,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna drink the whole thing. And if she likes it,

1016
01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:57,800
Speaker 1: you know that means it's sickingly first. Yeah, thank you,

1017
01:00:57,920 --> 01:01:01,200
Speaker 1: uncle Johnny. It's so cute. It is good, it's delicious.

1018
01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:04,640
Speaker 1: Oh that's good. Job. All right, you can say thank

1019
01:01:04,680 --> 01:01:07,560
Speaker 1: you if you want. Hello, all right, here some other stuff. Hey,

1020
01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:14,400
Speaker 1: great job. Oh, happy holiday? His eyes rolling away, yes,

1021
01:01:14,520 --> 01:01:17,880
Speaker 1: and it smiles at you before you drink it. Okay, people,

1022
01:01:18,040 --> 01:01:20,000
Speaker 1: total looks like he's smoking a joint. Okay, back to you.

1023
01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:23,040
Speaker 1: People Magazine named John Legend this year's sexiest man. Ali,

1024
01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:25,480
Speaker 1: I remember that Emma Watson gave us a new term

1025
01:01:25,520 --> 01:01:29,120
Speaker 1: for being single self partnered. You remember Little nas X

1026
01:01:29,240 --> 01:01:32,760
Speaker 1: came out as Old Town Road was blowing up and

1027
01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:35,720
Speaker 1: Sam Smith declared himself as non binary. So a lot

1028
01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:37,960
Speaker 1: of things went went down this this year. If you

1029
01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:42,120
Speaker 1: remember Jennifer Addison breaking the Instagram Um, let's see. Oh

1030
01:01:42,480 --> 01:01:46,960
Speaker 1: remember when the egg beat Kylie Jenner on Instagram? Remember

1031
01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:48,760
Speaker 1: that that was a huge story. I don't remember that.

1032
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:51,200
Speaker 1: Yes year, what happened? I think that was this year?

1033
01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:54,960
Speaker 1: What happened? Um? Hold on. They posted a picture of

1034
01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:56,640
Speaker 1: an egg and yeah that this egg can get more

1035
01:01:56,720 --> 01:01:58,800
Speaker 1: likes than Kylie Jenner, and it did. That was this year.

1036
01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:00,800
Speaker 1: I think that was early this year. Okay. Yeah, so

1037
01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:03,640
Speaker 1: a lot of cool things went down. Um what else

1038
01:02:03,680 --> 01:02:05,919
Speaker 1: do I got for you? Avengers end game shatter box

1039
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:09,240
Speaker 1: office records as expected? Uh, and we knew that was

1040
01:02:09,280 --> 01:02:11,400
Speaker 1: going to happen. I mean, the list just go on

1041
01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:13,200
Speaker 1: and on. That's why I love the end of the year,

1042
01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:16,280
Speaker 1: because it just reminds you of things that you forgot about,

1043
01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:18,320
Speaker 1: which Uncle Johnny, most of these things, they're all asking

1044
01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:23,120
Speaker 1: for the recipe for your snowman Arita. It's so we're

1045
01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:25,920
Speaker 1: going to put it on. I'm giving it to them now. Okay, Johnny,

1046
01:02:25,960 --> 01:02:29,440
Speaker 1: what did you use as the eyes and the nose? Hey?

1047
01:02:29,720 --> 01:02:32,440
Speaker 1: Coming up? The big gift? Yes, today's is today's the

1048
01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:35,600
Speaker 1: biggest gift of all? Yeah, the biggest gift of all?

1049
01:02:35,640 --> 01:02:38,240
Speaker 1: Do you know what it is? What is it? No idea? Okay,

1050
01:02:39,480 --> 01:02:42,160
Speaker 1: every day at this time, we've we've been giving away

1051
01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:45,439
Speaker 1: the big gift. Yeah, we're giving away the burger. Okay,

1052
01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:48,480
Speaker 1: we just say it like that. I don't know what

1053
01:02:48,600 --> 01:02:51,280
Speaker 1: I did in this report, but whatever. I love your report.

1054
01:02:51,320 --> 01:02:52,560
Speaker 1: I thought it was one of the better reports I

1055
01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:55,200
Speaker 1: ever done. And by the way, the Kylie Jenner egg

1056
01:02:55,320 --> 01:02:57,760
Speaker 1: thing was at the very beginning of the year, January twenty.

1057
01:02:57,960 --> 01:03:01,520
Speaker 1: It wasn't I knew it had to be then around right, scary?

1058
01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:04,320
Speaker 1: What what? What are you thinking? After all these drinks,

1059
01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:10,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have snowman and rhea. But that comes with it,

1060
01:03:11,720 --> 01:03:18,320
Speaker 1: Daniel laugh. I love you, my Danielle. That's the thing.

1061
01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:20,000
Speaker 1: I learned that from Daniel. You can insult someone, but

1062
01:03:20,040 --> 01:03:21,680
Speaker 1: as long as you follow up with and I love you,

1063
01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:24,080
Speaker 1: you get away with it. That's it. That's how we

1064
01:03:24,120 --> 01:03:30,840
Speaker 1: do it in the Bronx, I know from Ellis Duran

1065
01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:33,880
Speaker 1: in the Morning Show. If you're like me and like

1066
01:03:34,040 --> 01:03:36,520
Speaker 1: a little naughty, crazy fun with your friends, go get

1067
01:03:36,520 --> 01:03:39,360
Speaker 1: the Telestrations after Dark board Game. I just love playing

1068
01:03:39,400 --> 01:03:41,920
Speaker 1: this game and you will too. Buy it today at

1069
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:45,400
Speaker 1: Target Benbetha Beyond Barnes and Noble, or where are you

1070
01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:53,560
Speaker 1: buy board games? News, folks, Santa Claus has finally been

1071
01:03:53,640 --> 01:04:02,840
Speaker 1: spotted Christmas Christmas time, Oh god, you need a merry Christmas.

1072
01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:07,920
Speaker 1: This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. So here

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01:04:07,960 --> 01:04:11,360
Speaker 1: we are, Uncle Johnny just made some clocktails the snow

1074
01:04:11,440 --> 01:04:14,520
Speaker 1: manner rita, which is actually very tasty. It's delicious. It's

1075
01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:17,120
Speaker 1: very sweet. Yeah, I'll give you that. I love it, Ganda.

1076
01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:19,360
Speaker 1: You didn't drink it. I tried it. It's very good,

1077
01:04:19,440 --> 01:04:22,040
Speaker 1: right it is. The eyeballs moved when you when I

1078
01:04:22,080 --> 01:04:23,280
Speaker 1: took a sip, and it kind of weirded me out

1079
01:04:23,280 --> 01:04:25,560
Speaker 1: a little bit. Your eyeballs moved and weird weirded out

1080
01:04:25,880 --> 01:04:28,880
Speaker 1: every day. Yes, Uncle Johnny, it's not that sweet. Oh

1081
01:04:28,920 --> 01:04:32,440
Speaker 1: it's good. It's pretty sweet. It's good. And and that's salt.

1082
01:04:32,560 --> 01:04:36,240
Speaker 1: It's salt and sugar ruding new rims. I like sweet

1083
01:04:36,280 --> 01:04:39,840
Speaker 1: little savory. Yeah. Uh. Producer Sam is in here. You're

1084
01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:42,240
Speaker 1: ranking that noise on the microphone. People are gonna start

1085
01:04:42,280 --> 01:04:53,439
Speaker 1: yelling at us. Love you a long time. So all week,

1086
01:04:53,640 --> 01:04:56,280
Speaker 1: every day around this time, we've been giving away the

1087
01:04:56,320 --> 01:04:59,480
Speaker 1: big gift, the burg Yeah. What's today's big gift? You

1088
01:04:59,520 --> 01:05:05,400
Speaker 1: want to find? Yeah? Yes, all right, let's do it. Yes.

1089
01:05:08,880 --> 01:05:11,640
Speaker 1: I love the dance of the sugar the sugar plum fairies.

1090
01:05:14,840 --> 01:05:23,480
Speaker 1: You're ready, so I'm slow. Yeah, Uncle Johnny's this is

1091
01:05:23,520 --> 01:05:27,280
Speaker 1: what happens when you're older. The fairies dance slowly, but

1092
01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:30,160
Speaker 1: it's all right. I'm not the big gift visit. No

1093
01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:34,280
Speaker 1: you're not. Okay, let me give you a better one here. What'ski?

1094
01:05:34,880 --> 01:05:39,560
Speaker 1: This is after they've been partying all night. Yeah, the

1095
01:05:39,600 --> 01:05:42,640
Speaker 1: fairies seem to be more festive here. So if you

1096
01:05:42,720 --> 01:05:46,960
Speaker 1: checked out my photo of Danielle Gandhi and me on

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01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:50,720
Speaker 1: my Instagram at Elvis Duran, a couple of good things, uh,

1098
01:05:51,320 --> 01:05:54,240
Speaker 1: fashion wise. In this photo, I'm wearing the sweater that

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01:05:54,480 --> 01:05:59,800
Speaker 1: Walmart Canada was selling and they goofed and they felt awful,

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01:06:00,320 --> 01:06:02,560
Speaker 1: and so they took it off the market. Gandhi went

1101
01:06:02,560 --> 01:06:04,120
Speaker 1: online and found it for me, and now these are

1102
01:06:04,200 --> 01:06:06,960
Speaker 1: collector's items, yeah, because when I bought it it was

1103
01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:09,120
Speaker 1: a certain price and then I looked again and it's

1104
01:06:09,160 --> 01:06:12,440
Speaker 1: twice that price. Now, wow, I love it. And then

1105
01:06:12,520 --> 01:06:15,120
Speaker 1: my hat is from d squared, the one that says

1106
01:06:15,160 --> 01:06:17,600
Speaker 1: f and freezing. Yeah, but it's spelled the whole world up,

1107
01:06:17,720 --> 01:06:20,760
Speaker 1: the whole world, word out it is. It's so cold.

1108
01:06:21,160 --> 01:06:23,680
Speaker 1: It's a very appropriate hat. Straight and Age is producing

1109
01:06:23,720 --> 01:06:29,640
Speaker 1: the show today. I am. I'm still in slow motion,

1110
01:06:29,800 --> 01:06:32,480
Speaker 1: so it's okay. Whatever I do usually happens. I don't

1111
01:06:32,520 --> 01:06:35,280
Speaker 1: know an hour before I realize we're traveling at a

1112
01:06:35,320 --> 01:06:38,520
Speaker 1: whole different rate. Today, I'm off the rails. Let's say

1113
01:06:38,600 --> 01:06:42,080
Speaker 1: good morning to Brian. How you doing, Brian? I'm good.

1114
01:06:42,120 --> 01:06:43,920
Speaker 1: How are you out there? We're doing well. You just

1115
01:06:44,080 --> 01:06:50,920
Speaker 1: won the big girl. Okay, it's a big and so

1116
01:06:51,080 --> 01:06:53,320
Speaker 1: here's what you get. Let me get some security. Where's

1117
01:06:53,360 --> 01:06:56,360
Speaker 1: the music? I got fare for you? Okay, where I need?

1118
01:06:56,760 --> 01:07:00,480
Speaker 1: It's a holiday music? Christmas music? How much christ Oh

1119
01:07:00,560 --> 01:07:07,880
Speaker 1: my goodness, I'm so sorry, Brian. Why is no one ready? Okay?

1120
01:07:08,080 --> 01:07:12,280
Speaker 1: Here we go. Oh yeah, okay. So the big gift,

1121
01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:16,400
Speaker 1: the big grif. Thanks to our friends at Mercedes Benz,

1122
01:07:17,800 --> 01:07:20,160
Speaker 1: you were winning a one thousand dollars gift card to

1123
01:07:20,160 --> 01:07:23,000
Speaker 1: spend anywhere and everywhere you want to spend it. One

1124
01:07:23,120 --> 01:07:28,600
Speaker 1: thousands like the credit card I know Mercedes went to

1125
01:07:28,720 --> 01:07:31,480
Speaker 1: event is going on with a flurry of exceptional offers.

1126
01:07:32,680 --> 01:07:35,040
Speaker 1: You can go to mbusa dot com Winter Event and

1127
01:07:35,240 --> 01:07:37,760
Speaker 1: learn all about Mercedes Benz and what they're doing. Going

1128
01:07:37,800 --> 01:07:40,040
Speaker 1: for a test drive today. Thanks to Mercedes Bens, you

1129
01:07:40,160 --> 01:07:42,280
Speaker 1: now have a thousand dollars to spend anywhere you want.

1130
01:07:42,360 --> 01:07:47,040
Speaker 1: Congratulations Brian. But there's more Now. I was at Macy's

1131
01:07:47,040 --> 01:07:49,120
Speaker 1: the other day and I saw this clothing line that

1132
01:07:49,200 --> 01:07:53,000
Speaker 1: I love. It's called just It's called Diplomacy Worldwide, very

1133
01:07:53,200 --> 01:07:55,240
Speaker 1: high end hip streetwear for men and women. They just

1134
01:07:55,320 --> 01:07:57,560
Speaker 1: launched in Macy's. They have their own department. It's pretty cool.

1135
01:07:57,800 --> 01:08:00,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you a one thousand dollars diploma to

1136
01:08:00,200 --> 01:08:06,920
Speaker 1: see Worldwide gift car. You'll be the hippies. Guy. Oh,

1137
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:09,080
Speaker 1: this stuff is cool. I know, look at their stuff.

1138
01:08:09,440 --> 01:08:13,360
Speaker 1: I want that coat. Also, we're gonna take a dive

1139
01:08:13,480 --> 01:08:16,320
Speaker 1: under the Delongi giving tree and give you a couple

1140
01:08:16,400 --> 01:08:20,559
Speaker 1: of presents. Oh, they've been ponying up with some amazing,

1141
01:08:20,760 --> 01:08:24,400
Speaker 1: amazing gift for the kitchen. Let's open the gifts. These

1142
01:08:24,439 --> 01:08:26,679
Speaker 1: are for Brian. It's all part of the big Girl.

1143
01:08:27,200 --> 01:08:34,240
Speaker 1: Let's say you're getting two presents a fireplace. You just

1144
01:08:34,320 --> 01:08:38,799
Speaker 1: want a fireplace, all right, so open the box. Danielle.

1145
01:08:38,920 --> 01:08:45,240
Speaker 1: Danielle has an injured finger. All right, this is taking

1146
01:08:45,280 --> 01:08:48,280
Speaker 1: a long time. Sorry, sorry we're slow. You got a

1147
01:08:48,479 --> 01:08:56,519
Speaker 1: red red Dead Oh my gosh, deluxe Manuel espresso machine

1148
01:08:56,520 --> 01:08:59,320
Speaker 1: paired with the coffee grinder. This thing is five hundred dollars.

1149
01:08:59,439 --> 01:09:03,519
Speaker 1: My god, really it heats up in less than forty seconds.

1150
01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:06,200
Speaker 1: Bruise one or two shots at the same time. Very sleek,

1151
01:09:06,360 --> 01:09:10,120
Speaker 1: very space saving. Oh nice fifteen barbrewing system. You know

1152
01:09:10,160 --> 01:09:13,200
Speaker 1: what Doe, Danielle and the red Dedica have in common.

1153
01:09:13,240 --> 01:09:17,439
Speaker 1: They both warm up in less than forty seconds. That's awesome.

1154
01:09:17,439 --> 01:09:19,360
Speaker 1: I know you love your caffeine, Brian. And what else

1155
01:09:19,600 --> 01:09:21,600
Speaker 1: in the big gift? Brian? Are you cold? Are you

1156
01:09:21,680 --> 01:09:25,760
Speaker 1: cold in the wintertime? Okay, well you get the slim

1157
01:09:25,880 --> 01:09:29,040
Speaker 1: style Convector heater. It's a sleek, stylish panel heater by

1158
01:09:29,120 --> 01:09:32,439
Speaker 1: Delonghi and it's perfect for any application in any decor

1159
01:09:32,920 --> 01:09:35,479
Speaker 1: instant he you need dual fan system. It'll quickly warm

1160
01:09:35,520 --> 01:09:39,639
Speaker 1: your coldest rooms, perfect for the winter months. Look at where, Brian,

1161
01:09:39,960 --> 01:09:42,040
Speaker 1: you just won the big gift A thousand dollars gift

1162
01:09:42,080 --> 01:09:44,240
Speaker 1: card thanks for our friends at Mercedes Benz. Also a

1163
01:09:44,280 --> 01:09:47,799
Speaker 1: thousand dollars gift card for Macy's in the Diplomacy Worldwide department,

1164
01:09:48,160 --> 01:09:51,639
Speaker 1: and a couple of gifts under the need DeLong Giving Tree. Congratulations, Brian,

1165
01:09:52,439 --> 01:09:54,960
Speaker 1: Oh my god, thank you so much. I'm like holding

1166
01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:58,880
Speaker 1: back hears right now. You know they'll drip just like

1167
01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:09,120
Speaker 1: the espresso drip. Congratulations were happy birthday, my birthday, guys, birthday?

1168
01:10:09,760 --> 01:10:11,360
Speaker 1: Is it sort of a drag having your birthday so

1169
01:10:11,439 --> 01:10:14,479
Speaker 1: close to Christmas? It is? It is I grew up

1170
01:10:14,560 --> 01:10:19,439
Speaker 1: having here's your combo birthday and Christmas gifts. Well, guess what,

1171
01:10:19,520 --> 01:10:21,000
Speaker 1: We're not going to do that because you just all

1172
01:10:21,040 --> 01:10:22,760
Speaker 1: won that as your Christmas gift and we got you

1173
01:10:22,880 --> 01:10:27,400
Speaker 1: nothing for your birthday. Yay, absolutely nothing, you got squat.

1174
01:10:28,479 --> 01:10:30,640
Speaker 1: We love you, Brian, thanks for listening. I hope you

1175
01:10:30,680 --> 01:10:32,599
Speaker 1: have a very very very merry Christmas, Happy New Year,

1176
01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:36,120
Speaker 1: happy holidays, all that stuff above. Okay, thank you so much.

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01:10:36,200 --> 01:10:38,120
Speaker 1: I love you guys too. Hold on one second, there

1178
01:10:38,160 --> 01:10:41,720
Speaker 1: you go with the big goof. It's nice. I love

1179
01:10:41,760 --> 01:10:45,680
Speaker 1: this music. It's kind of it is relaxing. We need

1180
01:10:45,760 --> 01:10:47,920
Speaker 1: to go around the room those Gary. We'll start with

1181
01:10:48,960 --> 01:10:51,840
Speaker 1: producer Sam. What's on your mind today? Okay, So I

1182
01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:54,120
Speaker 1: am in a similar seat that Gandhi was in, she

1183
01:10:54,200 --> 01:10:56,639
Speaker 1: said this morning, because we both wanted to get you something,

1184
01:10:56,720 --> 01:10:59,120
Speaker 1: but you made it clear you don't want anything because

1185
01:10:59,200 --> 01:11:01,559
Speaker 1: got me. Why don't want that? Because give me stuff

1186
01:11:01,560 --> 01:11:04,000
Speaker 1: all the time. I know, but that's you know, not enough.

1187
01:11:04,120 --> 01:11:06,840
Speaker 1: So anyway, I wanted to give you something that I

1188
01:11:06,880 --> 01:11:08,760
Speaker 1: thought you'd like. You've been talking about kit cats a

1189
01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:12,240
Speaker 1: lot lately, and when I went to Tokyo over the summer,

1190
01:11:12,320 --> 01:11:15,080
Speaker 1: I got some really interesting flavors that you can't get here,

1191
01:11:15,240 --> 01:11:17,160
Speaker 1: and I've been saving one of each first special occasions.

1192
01:11:17,160 --> 01:11:19,280
Speaker 1: So I want to give you a collection of a

1193
01:11:19,360 --> 01:11:22,880
Speaker 1: little Japanese kit cats that are flavors. Oh my god,

1194
01:11:23,320 --> 01:11:25,600
Speaker 1: there's a green teeth, there's a was sabi, there's a

1195
01:11:25,680 --> 01:11:32,280
Speaker 1: strawberry cheesecake and so good. So that's that's my loophole

1196
01:11:32,400 --> 01:11:34,599
Speaker 1: for someone who doesn't want to gift people, find them

1197
01:11:34,640 --> 01:11:42,559
Speaker 1: a food that is hard for them to find. M Yeah,

1198
01:11:42,880 --> 01:11:47,160
Speaker 1: good stuff. He's enjoying it. Yeah, I love you. Thank you,

1199
01:11:48,120 --> 01:11:50,920
Speaker 1: thank you for a year of gifts. What about you, Gandhi,

1200
01:11:50,920 --> 01:11:52,680
Speaker 1: what's up with you? Well? Speaking of gifts, I just

1201
01:11:52,760 --> 01:11:54,160
Speaker 1: wanted to give him, my boyfriend, a shout out. He

1202
01:11:54,200 --> 01:11:55,960
Speaker 1: gave me the greatest Christmas gift ever. And I had

1203
01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:57,360
Speaker 1: to open it early because I'm not going to see

1204
01:11:57,400 --> 01:11:59,439
Speaker 1: him until Christmas. But I opened a box and there

1205
01:11:59,520 --> 01:12:02,720
Speaker 1: was a koh and an ard Vark in it suffed animals, no, no,

1206
01:12:02,960 --> 01:12:05,400
Speaker 1: no air holes. There were stuffed animals. And I was like,

1207
01:12:05,479 --> 01:12:07,120
Speaker 1: what is this? Be Like, what is going on? He

1208
01:12:07,280 --> 01:12:10,439
Speaker 1: said he got a hold of Elvis's hubby and some

1209
01:12:10,600 --> 01:12:12,080
Speaker 1: other people, and I get to go to the zoo

1210
01:12:12,080 --> 01:12:17,400
Speaker 1: and touch all the animals, the ones that you can touch, right,

1211
01:12:17,400 --> 01:12:19,880
Speaker 1: the ones that can touch. But I can't wait. She's

1212
01:12:19,920 --> 01:12:22,679
Speaker 1: gonna touch them all to stink in my arm and everything.

1213
01:12:22,720 --> 01:12:25,559
Speaker 1: Here's a lion. Yeah, you're in there with the leopards.

1214
01:12:26,880 --> 01:12:29,560
Speaker 1: It's cool. You do have an animal touching thing. I

1215
01:12:29,760 --> 01:12:32,120
Speaker 1: love it. Hey, Froggy, what's up with you? You know?

1216
01:12:32,120 --> 01:12:34,120
Speaker 1: I want to remind people if you have a frozen

1217
01:12:34,160 --> 01:12:36,519
Speaker 1: turkey that you're cooking for the holidays, it takes. It

1218
01:12:36,640 --> 01:12:38,519
Speaker 1: takes one day for every four pounds you need to

1219
01:12:38,560 --> 01:12:40,320
Speaker 1: take that thing out and start letting it thaw. Don't

1220
01:12:40,360 --> 01:12:43,120
Speaker 1: wake up on like Tuesday and go, oh, I gotta

1221
01:12:43,160 --> 01:12:45,599
Speaker 1: take the turkey out and it's still a big frozen rock.

1222
01:12:45,760 --> 01:12:48,400
Speaker 1: So no, take your turkey out four days per pound

1223
01:12:48,479 --> 01:12:50,280
Speaker 1: to let a thaw out so that it's all ready

1224
01:12:50,360 --> 01:12:53,080
Speaker 1: to go come Wednesday. Last minute. You're screwed. There's nothing

1225
01:12:53,120 --> 01:12:55,040
Speaker 1: you can do about it. You do not roast a

1226
01:12:55,120 --> 01:12:58,680
Speaker 1: frozen turkey, do no, no, don't try to fry a

1227
01:12:58,720 --> 01:13:01,960
Speaker 1: frozen turkey either, No, have an explosion, that'll explode? All right, Danielle,

1228
01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:03,760
Speaker 1: what's up with you? I want to thank Party City.

1229
01:13:03,800 --> 01:13:06,160
Speaker 1: I know that they're a sponsor, which we're very lucky

1230
01:13:06,240 --> 01:13:09,360
Speaker 1: to have, but they go above and beyond. Whenever we

1231
01:13:09,520 --> 01:13:12,400
Speaker 1: have something special going on or a holiday or whatever,

1232
01:13:12,560 --> 01:13:15,639
Speaker 1: they come through with the coolest stuff. Right now, we're

1233
01:13:15,640 --> 01:13:18,799
Speaker 1: all sitting here with like sweaters and ats and Christmas

1234
01:13:18,920 --> 01:13:21,920
Speaker 1: this and that, and they always send me crazy stuff

1235
01:13:21,920 --> 01:13:23,360
Speaker 1: at home that they know will make me smile and

1236
01:13:23,439 --> 01:13:25,160
Speaker 1: make me happy. So I just got to give it

1237
01:13:25,240 --> 01:13:26,920
Speaker 1: up because it really is. They're great. They are so

1238
01:13:27,080 --> 01:13:29,280
Speaker 1: cool and it's the best. Their ugly Christmas sweaters are

1239
01:13:29,439 --> 01:13:32,559
Speaker 1: the ugliest and the most festive this year. Just as

1240
01:13:32,720 --> 01:13:34,640
Speaker 1: a reminder that the sweater I'm wearing is not from

1241
01:13:34,680 --> 01:13:41,280
Speaker 1: Party Party. They don't want to claim that, is there.

1242
01:13:41,320 --> 01:13:45,080
Speaker 1: You go? Alright? Well, Johnny? Yes, how is it time

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Speaker 1: to go? Do you have music for Scary for Johnny? I?

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Speaker 1: Do we Christma? Are you drunk? No? It's Christmas joke

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Speaker 1: time with Uncle Johnny. Yeah, I got them both. There's

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Speaker 1: pizza load it. Well, you you had a snowball? Arida

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Speaker 1: it's almost mine and no time for Uncle Johnny's Christmas jokes.

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Speaker 1: Let's gather around the fireplace and enjoy the warmth that

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Speaker 1: only Uncle Johnny can give us. Hello and happy holiday.

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Speaker 1: Here we go joke time. Let's make this one easier

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Speaker 1: than that. It's okay, all right. Why did Frosty the

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01:14:22,360 --> 01:14:27,720
Speaker 1: snow Man get angry on Christmas Day? Why did get

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01:14:27,840 --> 01:14:32,520
Speaker 1: angry on Christmas Day? He saw kids throwing his snowballs

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Speaker 1: at each other? Okay, okay, wow, but we had to

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Speaker 1: put snow there? Yeah, why Johnny, Johnny, just tell the joke,

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Speaker 1: don't explain it. It's funnier if you just let it.

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Speaker 1: Like lie there, I'll just let it. Why what is

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Speaker 1: missus snow Man a snow woman's favorite pot of mister

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Speaker 1: snow Man? What is missus snow and favorite try? I

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Speaker 1: couldn't try that. I don't know. Why is missus woman's

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Speaker 1: favorite hot of mister Snowman? His carrot knows, by the way,

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Speaker 1: best you are the worst. You are the worst joe

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Speaker 1: teller ever. Well that's what I'm known for, thank you

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Speaker 1: very much. Alright, alright, alright, what's the best Christmas gift

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Speaker 1: for someone who has everything? What's the best Christmas gift

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Speaker 1: for someone who has everything? A burgular? Can you say

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01:15:32,120 --> 01:15:38,040
Speaker 1: burglar again? Burgular alion burgular? That's a burglar burglar alion

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Speaker 1: ninety five in the city six. Okay, all right, here

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Speaker 1: we go. What nationality you serve the cocktails? What nationality

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Speaker 1: is Santa Claus nationality not Polish? Why why was the

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Speaker 1: snowman looking through the carrots? Why is the snowman looking

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Speaker 1: through the carrots? He was picking his nose. And finally,

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Speaker 1: who is Santa Claus's favorite morning radio host? Who is

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Speaker 1: morning radio host Elvis Duran alphus duran alphus at alphas

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Speaker 1: of this noise? Well, thank you, Johnny. That was fabulous

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01:16:41,560 --> 01:16:46,719
Speaker 1: and happy holidays to everybody. Nate just had another aneurysm

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01:16:49,439 --> 01:16:55,439
Speaker 1: when I heard burglar, burglar bugler. It's a big buggler

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01:16:55,479 --> 01:16:58,519
Speaker 1: alarm for all you big buglers. Well, how did you

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01:16:58,640 --> 01:17:01,920
Speaker 1: say it? It's burgular, It's ular, that's it. That's it

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Speaker 1: from Boston. You got it? Okay, you know Boston probably

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01:17:05,439 --> 01:17:10,040
Speaker 1: the smartest area in our nation? Is it nuclear or nuclear?

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01:17:10,560 --> 01:17:12,960
Speaker 1: It's closest to the Queen's English. And by the way,

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Speaker 1: and this got behind me. The guy who says Square

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Speaker 1: Roll restaurant, and we love you, Uncle Johnny. Why did

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01:17:25,840 --> 01:17:42,240
Speaker 1: they turning on you? The burglar? Alarm? Okay, alarm? How

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01:17:42,360 --> 01:17:47,720
Speaker 1: much is bog? I'll drink to that and I get

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Speaker 1: to spend a whole week with Uncle Johnny in Italy. YEA,

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Speaker 1: let's get into the three things we need to know, Gandhi.

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Speaker 1: What's going on right now? Instagram and Facebook are cracking

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01:17:58,200 --> 01:18:01,320
Speaker 1: down on influencers watch out now scared. The platforms are

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01:18:01,400 --> 01:18:05,200
Speaker 1: specifically targeting guns and vaping, other branded content that could

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01:18:05,320 --> 01:18:10,080
Speaker 1: be targeted, alcohol and diet supplements because Facebook also wants

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01:18:10,080 --> 01:18:12,639
Speaker 1: to have some certain age restrictions based on content because

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Speaker 1: they don't want kids having to consume all of this

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01:18:14,680 --> 01:18:17,920
Speaker 1: stuff about weight loss and clastic surgery and whatnot, so

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Speaker 1: they're going to crack down on it. Yeah, the flu

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01:18:20,120 --> 01:18:22,439
Speaker 1: outbreak is getting worse as well. Wash your hands people.

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Speaker 1: Minnesota had three deaths. An entire school district in Atlanta

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Speaker 1: is closed. Arizona dealing with a huge outbreak as well.

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01:18:28,280 --> 01:18:33,040
Speaker 1: Your shots. Yea. Worst places affected Omahaa, Braska and Chattanooga, Tennessee.

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Speaker 1: And finally there's a new dating service. I don't think

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Speaker 1: anyone here is going to try to take advantage of it,

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01:18:37,520 --> 01:18:40,519
Speaker 1: at least not within this room. Maybe outside. It's called

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01:18:40,640 --> 01:18:43,160
Speaker 1: a fair at work. It's exactly what you think it is.

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01:18:43,560 --> 01:18:45,880
Speaker 1: It's trying to help people who are taken or married

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01:18:46,000 --> 01:18:50,280
Speaker 1: safely cheat on their partners. At the office. Do they

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01:18:50,400 --> 01:18:53,920
Speaker 1: give cards for Christmas? Why are you reporting because it's

1308
01:18:53,920 --> 01:18:56,879
Speaker 1: a band store? Because I wanted Danielle to ge triggered.

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01:18:57,680 --> 01:19:00,360
Speaker 1: Then it worked. But I just find this stuff fascinating. Danielle,

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01:19:00,400 --> 01:19:04,559
Speaker 1: you triggered. She's like women her little snowman arita around

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01:19:04,640 --> 01:19:08,240
Speaker 1: the rooms. Why you can't drive home hour if I'm

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01:19:08,320 --> 01:19:10,879
Speaker 1: driving home? But you got to stop drinking a podcast?

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01:19:11,080 --> 01:19:20,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yes, frogging drunk, Danielle? Podcast? Is that?

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01:19:20,760 --> 01:19:25,759
Speaker 1: Where are these people calling? Hello? Merry Christmas? Hello, welcome

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01:19:25,800 --> 01:19:31,639
Speaker 1: to the show. Hello, Hello, hello, hello, Hello people are calling?

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01:19:32,720 --> 01:19:37,000
Speaker 1: Is a caller there? Hello? Yes? Yes, I just wanted

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01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:38,240
Speaker 1: to pick up the phone and tell you I love you?

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01:19:41,120 --> 01:19:47,720
Speaker 1: All right? Old, okay, great? Hold on what mister Ran

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01:19:47,800 --> 01:19:50,120
Speaker 1: in the morning Show wishes you and your family a

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01:19:50,400 --> 01:19:54,080
Speaker 1: very merry Christmas this holiday. Give the DNA gift with

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Speaker 1: the most to give health plus ancestry kid from twenty

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Speaker 1: three and me received seventy dollars off now through this

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Speaker 1: umber twenty fifth order yours at twenty three and me

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Speaker 1: dot com slash elvis. That's the number two three and

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Speaker 1: me dot com slash elvis ordered by the sixteenth to

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Speaker 1: get it before Christmas. We've lost all control of this plane.

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Speaker 1: We totally have. We don't apologize to my husband. I

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01:20:22,240 --> 01:20:25,320
Speaker 1: keep butt dialing him face timing him, but I don't

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01:20:25,360 --> 01:20:28,439
Speaker 1: mean to. You know, I usually carry my phone in

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01:20:28,479 --> 01:20:32,519
Speaker 1: my front pocket, so I call it d dialing. Oh yeah, wow,

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01:20:32,560 --> 01:20:37,519
Speaker 1: it reaches over that far. Okay, uh yeah, wow, kind

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01:20:37,560 --> 01:20:40,679
Speaker 1: of like a Jason Drool looking thing. Oh yeah, Alex

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01:20:40,800 --> 01:20:43,880
Speaker 1: is a lucky guy. He's a luckier guy than I thought.

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Speaker 1: I loved the simpanada. Hello, thank you to Gandhi. By

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01:20:48,640 --> 01:20:51,000
Speaker 1: the way, when daniel drinks, she's part time Danielle. This

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01:20:51,160 --> 01:20:54,879
Speaker 1: is what I'm getting my report ready? Oh okay, Gandhi

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01:20:55,080 --> 01:20:56,800
Speaker 1: um brought these in for me as part of my

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01:20:56,920 --> 01:21:01,120
Speaker 1: Christmas present this morning. These are great. There's a little

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01:21:01,520 --> 01:21:03,679
Speaker 1: like street market right by my apartment and it pops

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01:21:03,760 --> 01:21:05,040
Speaker 1: up every now and then. I was walking by and

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01:21:05,040 --> 01:21:06,920
Speaker 1: they had all these glorious empanadas and I'm like, yeah,

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01:21:06,960 --> 01:21:09,280
Speaker 1: Danielle needs. There's a place down here called Impanada. Mama.

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01:21:09,439 --> 01:21:13,960
Speaker 1: Oh really goody? I love impanadas. Uh? Where were we straighten? Eight?

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01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:17,040
Speaker 1: This here looking? I love how straight and Nate went out,

1345
01:21:17,400 --> 01:21:21,519
Speaker 1: had a stroke, took some well needed time off. Yeah,

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01:21:21,760 --> 01:21:23,519
Speaker 1: came back for one week. Now he's off for two weeks,

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01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:27,679
Speaker 1: you know, and I need it seriously wet. One week

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01:21:27,760 --> 01:21:30,280
Speaker 1: back with you guys. I think something needs a month

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01:21:30,360 --> 01:21:33,240
Speaker 1: off again. Okay, I'm sorry about that. It's fun, it's

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01:21:33,280 --> 01:21:35,080
Speaker 1: it's it's like a good warn out. Let me tell

1351
01:21:35,080 --> 01:21:37,360
Speaker 1: you this place is an intense place to work out.

1352
01:21:37,400 --> 01:21:40,400
Speaker 1: I mean we come in here and have a ton

1353
01:21:40,479 --> 01:21:42,960
Speaker 1: of fun. It's like a barrel of monkeys. But it's

1354
01:21:43,160 --> 01:21:45,880
Speaker 1: it's like we turn your own world upside down. Right,

1355
01:21:46,080 --> 01:21:48,760
Speaker 1: this is the way we are. Hey, I have a

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01:21:48,880 --> 01:21:52,040
Speaker 1: cool story, scary it's more holiday musing you. You gotta

1357
01:21:52,120 --> 01:21:55,200
Speaker 1: keep that coming, you know. I always give Dave Brody

1358
01:21:55,320 --> 01:21:59,120
Speaker 1: credit for running keep going that way, forgetting uh for

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01:21:59,240 --> 01:22:01,439
Speaker 1: coming up with the best interns ever. We have the

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01:22:01,520 --> 01:22:03,880
Speaker 1: most amazing interns, and a lot of them leave our

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01:22:03,960 --> 01:22:07,240
Speaker 1: morning show and become big executives at entertainment companies. Oh yeah,

1362
01:22:07,360 --> 01:22:10,000
Speaker 1: big time I mean they'll all own this place one

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01:22:10,080 --> 01:22:14,160
Speaker 1: day anyway. But four interns that are here today, I

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01:22:14,280 --> 01:22:18,400
Speaker 1: give you where's my musics? Right? I give you Erica, Julianna, Jesse,

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01:22:18,600 --> 01:22:25,600
Speaker 1: and Maria. Hi, ladies, so little start of here. So

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01:22:26,000 --> 01:22:29,120
Speaker 1: did you enjoy your your semester here? Yes? I loved it.

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01:22:29,160 --> 01:22:31,160
Speaker 1: I learned so much from Ali. I had a great

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01:22:31,200 --> 01:22:33,960
Speaker 1: time here. Ye. Ali's the best, isn't she? Yeah? Ok, yeah,

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01:22:34,200 --> 01:22:37,880
Speaker 1: confirm ugly. Is there something you would change about her

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01:22:37,920 --> 01:22:45,280
Speaker 1: internship program? I'd be here more days, okay. Julianna, who

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01:22:45,400 --> 01:22:50,160
Speaker 1: is a lower voice than me, I do very sexy voice.

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01:22:50,520 --> 01:22:53,320
Speaker 1: What do you think of your internship here? It was amazing,

1373
01:22:53,760 --> 01:22:56,679
Speaker 1: like they said, the best experience of her working Erica

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01:22:56,680 --> 01:22:58,559
Speaker 1: and I work with Diamond and shoes just like, oh

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01:22:58,640 --> 01:23:02,080
Speaker 1: my god, he's so much fun. We loved Erica yet

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01:23:02,120 --> 01:23:04,639
Speaker 1: a good time. Oh my god, iad it or every

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01:23:04,720 --> 01:23:08,519
Speaker 1: two days I was here, Um, just filled with ex simon.

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01:23:08,600 --> 01:23:11,120
Speaker 1: You guys always make me laugh so much. Well, Maria,

1379
01:23:11,240 --> 01:23:14,800
Speaker 1: Jesse and Julianna Erica, I heard rumor that all four

1380
01:23:14,840 --> 01:23:17,080
Speaker 1: of you do want to come back for the new semester.

1381
01:23:18,080 --> 01:23:21,120
Speaker 1: Absolutely definitely, And I know you're all friends. But you

1382
01:23:21,200 --> 01:23:26,120
Speaker 1: do know, we only have so many spaces for everyone.

1383
01:23:26,760 --> 01:23:34,559
Speaker 1: You know exactly we've heard idol. Yeah, so what we did,

1384
01:23:35,080 --> 01:23:37,960
Speaker 1: what Brody worked on, he made sure all four of

1385
01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:40,840
Speaker 1: those spaces have your names on them. So you're coming back,

1386
01:23:47,280 --> 01:23:52,920
Speaker 1: You're coming back, crying, I got bad news, you're coming back.

1387
01:23:53,080 --> 01:23:55,679
Speaker 1: I was like fully prepared to have a mental breakdown tonight.

1388
01:23:56,360 --> 01:24:00,679
Speaker 1: It even better. He've sit in my dark corner. Yeah. Cry.

1389
01:24:01,080 --> 01:24:02,880
Speaker 1: It's kind of interesting because we do have the show

1390
01:24:02,960 --> 01:24:05,160
Speaker 1: that's on right now with the microphones turn on, but

1391
01:24:05,240 --> 01:24:07,240
Speaker 1: there's another show that happens here's when the microphones are

1392
01:24:07,280 --> 01:24:09,040
Speaker 1: off in this room. But there's another show that happens here,

1393
01:24:09,080 --> 01:24:11,600
Speaker 1: which is out there with Diamond Alley and all the

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01:24:11,720 --> 01:24:14,400
Speaker 1: in our incredible interns. So I mean, I'm so, so

1395
01:24:14,600 --> 01:24:16,240
Speaker 1: so happy you guys are gonna come back. And thanks

1396
01:24:16,280 --> 01:24:21,519
Speaker 1: for putting up with us, Jesse, Maria, thank you so

1397
01:24:21,680 --> 01:24:27,080
Speaker 1: much for there you go. See. Obviously, obviously we've got

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01:24:27,120 --> 01:24:32,639
Speaker 1: something going on here from back lady, Uncle Johnny, Uncle Johnny,

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01:24:32,880 --> 01:24:35,599
Speaker 1: your internship, we got to talk about that. It's only

1400
01:24:35,640 --> 01:24:39,839
Speaker 1: been nine years. I know, the oldest intern in America.

1401
01:24:40,520 --> 01:24:44,240
Speaker 1: Has it been nine years? Johnny yes, Wow, that's awesome.

1402
01:24:44,400 --> 01:24:46,960
Speaker 1: It's been always when I got here, Cavalina was here.

1403
01:24:47,040 --> 01:24:49,599
Speaker 1: That was the first one. Then TJ. Yeah, okay, well

1404
01:24:49,640 --> 01:24:52,760
Speaker 1: it's here now and that's all that matters. We love

1405
01:24:52,840 --> 01:24:55,080
Speaker 1: having you here. So microphone. Oh yeah, so let's go

1406
01:24:55,200 --> 01:24:59,720
Speaker 1: talk to Garrett. Hey, So, anyway, I heard Radio jingle

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01:24:59,760 --> 01:25:01,559
Speaker 1: Ball last night on the CW, and here's a little

1408
01:25:01,600 --> 01:25:04,040
Speaker 1: montage to that. Oh did you watch last night? Oh?

1409
01:25:04,080 --> 01:25:06,240
Speaker 1: I watched the CW. We took it over. And you

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01:25:06,320 --> 01:25:08,360
Speaker 1: know what if you missed, I heard Radio's jingle Ball

1411
01:25:08,400 --> 01:25:10,080
Speaker 1: in the c W last night. We're gonna replay it

1412
01:25:10,120 --> 01:25:28,280
Speaker 1: again Christmas night at eight seven Central. Hey, speaking of Lizzo,

1413
01:25:29,640 --> 01:25:31,599
Speaker 1: not only is she gonna be on Saturday Night Live

1414
01:25:31,640 --> 01:25:35,479
Speaker 1: this Saturday for their famous Christmas Christmas episode, but the

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01:25:35,640 --> 01:25:38,840
Speaker 1: one and only Eddie Murphy's gonna be there too. Yeah, amazing?

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01:25:38,960 --> 01:25:41,559
Speaker 1: Is that gonna be? All right? Go ahead, all right, Colbert.

1417
01:25:41,640 --> 01:25:43,880
Speaker 1: Last night, Jennifer Hudson was on promoting Cats. We've been

1418
01:25:43,880 --> 01:25:47,200
Speaker 1: talking about it all morning, but Jennifer Hudson probably gave

1419
01:25:47,280 --> 01:25:50,880
Speaker 1: the best explanation of the storyline of Cats. So really,

1420
01:25:50,880 --> 01:25:53,639
Speaker 1: because I've never really understood me either, Danielle of all people,

1421
01:25:53,800 --> 01:25:56,479
Speaker 1: did you ever understand cats? No, I asked Angel would whatever?

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01:25:56,680 --> 01:26:00,360
Speaker 1: He he doesn't even know. Maybe he's listening to Jennifer.

1423
01:26:00,760 --> 01:26:02,880
Speaker 1: Maybe he's listening to Garrett to sound. Now when Jennifer

1424
01:26:02,960 --> 01:26:05,040
Speaker 1: Hudson gives us the answer, you know how cats get

1425
01:26:05,080 --> 01:26:07,760
Speaker 1: a ninth life? So they have a ball once a year,

1426
01:26:07,960 --> 01:26:10,320
Speaker 1: and only one cat get that ninth life, so they

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01:26:10,400 --> 01:26:13,040
Speaker 1: get to display their talent or whatever that is, and

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01:26:13,200 --> 01:26:16,000
Speaker 1: then try to earn the ninth life. And what happens

1429
01:26:16,000 --> 01:26:17,960
Speaker 1: the other cats? They all die. Well, they just have

1430
01:26:18,080 --> 01:26:19,559
Speaker 1: to wait to turn to the next year to try

1431
01:26:19,600 --> 01:26:24,360
Speaker 1: to get the knife five. So that is the best

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01:26:24,479 --> 01:26:27,160
Speaker 1: explanation that doens and cats. I don't know if it's right,

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01:26:27,280 --> 01:26:30,920
Speaker 1: but I don't get it. I don't get it either.

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01:26:31,120 --> 01:26:33,000
Speaker 1: But you know, even though it's getting bad reviews, I'm

1435
01:26:33,040 --> 01:26:35,400
Speaker 1: gonna go see it. Okay, wait, do you hear some

1436
01:26:35,520 --> 01:26:37,120
Speaker 1: of these reviews. I'm going to read them to you.

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01:26:37,640 --> 01:26:41,120
Speaker 1: All right. Petatonics came out with another Christmas song, You're

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01:26:41,160 --> 01:26:52,400
Speaker 1: a mean one, mister g mister Grinson, yours cuddly. They

1439
01:26:52,439 --> 01:26:54,760
Speaker 1: sound so good, Yeah they do. All right, let's play

1440
01:26:54,800 --> 01:26:57,840
Speaker 1: some Christmas classics from our show. So a few years ago,

1441
01:26:58,439 --> 01:27:01,360
Speaker 1: we got behind the mic and I did some Christmas karaoke.

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01:27:01,600 --> 01:27:03,839
Speaker 1: I decided to suck some helium and do the Chipmunks.

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Speaker 1: Yeah this is Garrett. Yeah, Christmas chrismass all. My voice

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01:27:16,040 --> 01:27:17,559
Speaker 1: was stuck like that for the rest of the day.

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01:27:17,960 --> 01:27:21,360
Speaker 1: Don't suck helium? Uh. And then everyone's been requesting this one.

1446
01:27:21,600 --> 01:27:24,439
Speaker 1: Our friend Ronnie teaming up with Danielle to do Danielle's

1447
01:27:24,439 --> 01:27:27,560
Speaker 1: favorite Little Drummer Boy by Justin Brand Like Michael, I

1448
01:27:27,680 --> 01:27:30,639
Speaker 1: know I'm school junk, but I go I'm stupid, stupid

1449
01:27:31,120 --> 01:27:44,639
Speaker 1: like Cupid'll do it. So awesome. I love you, Miss Ronnie.

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01:27:44,840 --> 01:27:47,439
Speaker 1: That was really great. You had so much fun performing that.

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01:27:47,880 --> 01:27:50,439
Speaker 1: We had so much fun. I think we have the

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01:27:50,479 --> 01:27:53,120
Speaker 1: whole thing, Miss Ronnie. Do you want to hear him please? Yeah?

1453
01:27:53,240 --> 01:27:55,800
Speaker 1: Do we have time for it. This is a Little

1454
01:27:55,880 --> 01:27:58,679
Speaker 1: Drummer Boy as done by Justin Bieber and bust the rhymes.

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01:27:58,840 --> 01:28:04,640
Speaker 1: That is going out to baby Jesus. They told me

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01:28:05,080 --> 01:28:12,599
Speaker 1: far rumba bum bum a new born king to see

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01:28:12,880 --> 01:28:20,920
Speaker 1: bar rumba bum bar I finest gift, Sweet bring far

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01:28:21,200 --> 01:28:30,000
Speaker 1: rubber bum ba to laby for the King. Far rubbah. Yeah.

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01:28:30,200 --> 01:28:34,479
Speaker 1: Yeah rubber bum ba, yea, ready for this. Here comes

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01:28:34,520 --> 01:28:39,439
Speaker 1: your Danielle. Listen, who come on, help us to brand,

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01:28:39,920 --> 01:28:43,120
Speaker 1: Come on, here we go, Come on, Danielle MANI rowe

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01:28:44,439 --> 01:28:47,720
Speaker 1: the robber hum Yeah on the drum, yam on the

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01:28:47,760 --> 01:28:50,200
Speaker 1: snare drum, yeam on the beat. Because the beakles nom

1464
01:28:50,240 --> 01:28:52,120
Speaker 1: and I only spen hea because I'm playing for the sun,

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01:28:52,400 --> 01:28:54,960
Speaker 1: playing for the king, playing for the title. I'm surprised

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01:28:55,000 --> 01:28:57,240
Speaker 1: you didn't here. That's gonna bible. I'm so tight. I'm

1467
01:28:57,320 --> 01:29:00,519
Speaker 1: Michael Psycho Christmas. I told he's to recite. I'm so

1468
01:29:00,720 --> 01:29:03,400
Speaker 1: bad like Michael. I know I'm so young, but I go.

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01:29:03,600 --> 01:29:06,720
Speaker 1: I gom stupid, stupid, love my cupid. I'm the trouble boy,

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01:29:06,760 --> 01:29:17,000
Speaker 1: shoot to do little baby rumble bumping this. I am

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01:29:17,360 --> 01:29:25,160
Speaker 1: a poor boy to bar rumble baa. I have no

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01:29:25,600 --> 01:29:32,679
Speaker 1: gifts to bring ball rub I get hot, that's fit

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01:29:32,880 --> 01:29:39,599
Speaker 1: to give out king bar rubble bum bum rubble rubble

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01:29:39,720 --> 01:29:44,800
Speaker 1: bum ba. At the table with the family, haven't done

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01:29:44,800 --> 01:29:46,280
Speaker 1: a BlackBerry on the hipp And then it gave a

1476
01:29:46,280 --> 01:29:48,000
Speaker 1: little flicker. Then I took a little fifty before and

1477
01:29:48,000 --> 01:29:49,400
Speaker 1: I have to make the bring. It came to realize

1478
01:29:49,439 --> 01:29:50,760
Speaker 1: so Hopeie be but hit me on the Twitter and

1479
01:29:50,800 --> 01:29:51,920
Speaker 1: then I hit him back to but I had some

1480
01:29:51,960 --> 01:29:53,560
Speaker 1: food up on my fingers have been eggnogged with a

1481
01:29:53,600 --> 01:29:55,559
Speaker 1: little sprinkle of the no even though it's kind of cold,

1482
01:29:55,600 --> 01:29:57,599
Speaker 1: pulling outigan Chilla Beaver hit me back and said, let's

1483
01:29:57,600 --> 01:30:00,400
Speaker 1: make it hot up in the cool. You know what, deliver,

1484
01:30:00,520 --> 01:30:03,000
Speaker 1: Let's collaborate. I'm make the holiday a little ficker. People

1485
01:30:03,080 --> 01:30:04,800
Speaker 1: we work. I gotta get this off, seat the other

1486
01:30:04,840 --> 01:30:06,880
Speaker 1: family members and drop gifts off that I'm headed to

1487
01:30:06,920 --> 01:30:08,760
Speaker 1: the studio because ain't nothing stopping now. We had to

1488
01:30:08,880 --> 01:30:10,920
Speaker 1: turn it up and really gotta pop it out. People

1489
01:30:11,000 --> 01:30:26,360
Speaker 1: that were wearing all the Twitter followers Merry Christmas. Jopf

1490
01:30:39,760 --> 01:30:49,680
Speaker 1: first for him. Yeah, bring it down out if you

1491
01:30:49,760 --> 01:30:51,360
Speaker 1: want to give you yeah the time of year. J

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01:30:51,520 --> 01:30:53,360
Speaker 1: beat on the beat, Yeah, yeah on the stair. It's

1493
01:30:53,400 --> 01:30:55,280
Speaker 1: crazy how some people say say they don't can win this.

1494
01:30:55,360 --> 01:30:57,080
Speaker 1: People on the street with no food. It's not fair.

1495
01:30:57,320 --> 01:30:59,679
Speaker 1: It's about time for you to act merrily. It's about

1496
01:30:59,720 --> 01:31:01,920
Speaker 1: time for you to give to charity. Rarely do people

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01:31:02,000 --> 01:31:03,599
Speaker 1: even want to help at all because they won't buy.

1498
01:31:03,600 --> 01:31:05,640
Speaker 1: The buyer getting toys and the dolls think about a

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01:31:05,680 --> 01:31:08,120
Speaker 1: family hungry and cold, whish whish whish, and they had

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01:31:08,160 --> 01:31:11,240
Speaker 1: somebody to hold. So I think of you need to get, give, give.

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01:31:11,840 --> 01:31:14,920
Speaker 1: That's a chase of glow, and that's what Christmas is

1502
01:31:14,920 --> 01:31:19,400
Speaker 1: all about. Elvis Duran. Drum boys don't do trouble boy

1503
01:31:19,960 --> 01:31:23,759
Speaker 1: to do it. I'm a drum boy. That was so awesome.

1504
01:31:28,240 --> 01:31:30,680
Speaker 1: The day you did that with Ronnie, we all just

1505
01:31:30,800 --> 01:31:36,760
Speaker 1: looked at shoot through a hole. Yeah, those I don't remember.

1506
01:31:37,120 --> 01:31:39,320
Speaker 1: I don't remember doing this with Alex, but you did

1507
01:31:40,040 --> 01:31:43,679
Speaker 1: our Christmas karaoke session. Were we drinking? We were. It's

1508
01:31:43,720 --> 01:31:49,639
Speaker 1: beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Ready, it's beginning

1509
01:31:49,720 --> 01:31:57,120
Speaker 1: to look a lot like Christmas everywhere you go. Take

1510
01:31:57,200 --> 01:32:00,240
Speaker 1: a look at the five and ten get listening once

1511
01:32:00,280 --> 01:32:05,000
Speaker 1: again with dandy canes and silver lanes a glove. It

1512
01:32:05,080 --> 01:32:10,320
Speaker 1: is beginning to look a lot like Christmas, toes and

1513
01:32:10,600 --> 01:32:14,960
Speaker 1: every stone. But what's the prettiest sight to see is

1514
01:32:15,160 --> 01:32:20,880
Speaker 1: the holly that will be on your own from this Alex,

1515
01:32:20,920 --> 01:32:23,479
Speaker 1: A pair of pop Alon boots and a pistol that shoots.

1516
01:32:23,600 --> 01:32:26,320
Speaker 1: Is the wish of Barney and Ben Dolls were talking.

1517
01:32:26,520 --> 01:32:28,200
Speaker 1: We will go for a walk in the hope of

1518
01:32:28,280 --> 01:32:32,639
Speaker 1: Jesson and holiday to hardly wait to school the time again.

1519
01:32:33,000 --> 01:32:42,680
Speaker 1: It's beginning to look it's beginning to look like Christmas everywhere.

1520
01:32:42,920 --> 01:32:44,840
Speaker 1: You have to do this one. You're good at this one.

1521
01:32:45,120 --> 01:32:47,920
Speaker 1: There's a tree in a grand hotel, one in the

1522
01:32:48,040 --> 01:32:52,840
Speaker 1: park as well, the sturdy kind that doesn't mind the snow. Hello,

1523
01:32:53,000 --> 01:32:58,839
Speaker 1: it's beginning to look aloud like Christmas. Soon the bells

1524
01:32:58,920 --> 01:33:02,639
Speaker 1: will star saying it and the thing make them ring

1525
01:33:04,439 --> 01:33:20,960
Speaker 1: saying a great job like christ and every store you

1526
01:33:21,000 --> 01:33:25,759
Speaker 1: were fabulous. Wow, it's our first Christmas as husband and husband.

1527
01:33:26,520 --> 01:33:28,240
Speaker 1: Did you buy an ornament for the tree? That says

1528
01:33:28,280 --> 01:33:30,640
Speaker 1: that we didn't even have a tree first, Well we do.

1529
01:33:30,800 --> 01:33:32,600
Speaker 1: We have a tree h in Italy waiting for us.

1530
01:33:33,040 --> 01:33:35,680
Speaker 1: We'll buy ornaments there. And you know, we did that

1531
01:33:35,760 --> 01:33:37,559
Speaker 1: thing where we both promised each other we wouldn't buy

1532
01:33:37,560 --> 01:33:40,519
Speaker 1: anything for Christmas and he went out and bought me something. Yeah,

1533
01:33:40,560 --> 01:33:42,519
Speaker 1: I know that goes, so we don't got him a

1534
01:33:42,560 --> 01:33:48,840
Speaker 1: little something. I'm not gonna say what it is. Let's

1535
01:33:48,840 --> 01:33:51,080
Speaker 1: get into the Daniel report. We just do it. No,

1536
01:33:52,080 --> 01:33:53,960
Speaker 1: we did not, No, we didn't just do it. Like

1537
01:33:55,439 --> 01:33:57,679
Speaker 1: I'm anxious to hear it because I want to. Even

1538
01:33:57,720 --> 01:34:00,240
Speaker 1: though I'm going to support our friends and Cats, I

1539
01:34:00,320 --> 01:34:02,120
Speaker 1: want to hear what some of the reviewsers say. Okay,

1540
01:34:02,520 --> 01:34:05,080
Speaker 1: all right, let's go Uncle Johnny. Maybe we'll go see

1541
01:34:05,080 --> 01:34:08,280
Speaker 1: Cats in Italy. That would be don't care a right?

1542
01:34:08,360 --> 01:34:10,679
Speaker 1: All right, So my money's on Star Wars this weekend,

1543
01:34:10,800 --> 01:34:13,879
Speaker 1: the Rise of Skywalker in theaters. Its supposed to be fantastic.

1544
01:34:14,280 --> 01:34:17,400
Speaker 1: My money is not on Cats. So let me just

1545
01:34:17,520 --> 01:34:19,280
Speaker 1: read you. I was looking at Reddit and let me

1546
01:34:19,360 --> 01:34:23,600
Speaker 1: just read you some of the reviews. Okay, so my

1547
01:34:23,760 --> 01:34:28,280
Speaker 1: eyes are burning, Oh god, my eyes. Can you make

1548
01:34:28,320 --> 01:34:30,479
Speaker 1: a movie so bad that the Academy takes back your

1549
01:34:30,479 --> 01:34:34,599
Speaker 1: best director Oscar asking for Tom Hooper Cats the worst

1550
01:34:34,640 --> 01:34:38,519
Speaker 1: thing to happen to Cats AND's dogs. Let's say Cats

1551
01:34:38,640 --> 01:34:41,280
Speaker 1: is both a horror movie and an endurance test. Oh

1552
01:34:41,320 --> 01:34:44,000
Speaker 1: my god, there's a thin line between this and genius

1553
01:34:44,080 --> 01:34:46,439
Speaker 1: and Cat pukes a hairball on it and rubs its

1554
01:34:46,479 --> 01:34:50,160
Speaker 1: ass all over it. Nine may not be enough lives

1555
01:34:50,200 --> 01:34:52,160
Speaker 1: for some of the stars to live down their involvement

1556
01:34:52,200 --> 01:34:55,639
Speaker 1: in this pearly conceived and executed adaptation of Angel Lloyd

1557
01:34:55,680 --> 01:34:58,880
Speaker 1: Webber's hit musical And I felt the light inside me

1558
01:34:59,240 --> 01:35:02,320
Speaker 1: slowly Fate oh my god. I mean it's almost to

1559
01:35:02,360 --> 01:35:04,240
Speaker 1: the point. They looked like they were having fun, Oh

1560
01:35:04,360 --> 01:35:06,719
Speaker 1: my god, making fun of it. Were there any positive

1561
01:35:06,720 --> 01:35:15,000
Speaker 1: reviews anywhere? And look on here, I not on this one. Okay,

1562
01:35:15,400 --> 01:35:18,400
Speaker 1: all right, So let's see Rappert. So let's talk about

1563
01:35:18,439 --> 01:35:20,000
Speaker 1: some stuff that went down this year that you may

1564
01:35:20,080 --> 01:35:23,439
Speaker 1: have forgotten. You remember, Kim Kardashians started the process of

1565
01:35:23,560 --> 01:35:26,679
Speaker 1: becoming a lawyer. I've been watching her process. I'm keeping

1566
01:35:26,760 --> 01:35:30,080
Speaker 1: up with the Kardashians. Kelly Clarkson proved what a badass

1567
01:35:30,120 --> 01:35:32,040
Speaker 1: she was. Remember she hosted the Billboard Music Awards and

1568
01:35:32,120 --> 01:35:35,679
Speaker 1: may her appendix burst, but she finished the show before

1569
01:35:35,720 --> 01:35:38,639
Speaker 1: going to the hospital. A week later, during a live

1570
01:35:38,720 --> 01:35:41,640
Speaker 1: taping of The Voice Assists on her own reburst, and

1571
01:35:41,800 --> 01:35:45,080
Speaker 1: she did the same thing. She's exploding. She's my goodness.

1572
01:35:45,160 --> 01:35:47,519
Speaker 1: If you remember, Rappert, I admitted that he used to

1573
01:35:47,560 --> 01:35:49,599
Speaker 1: accompany his daughter to the guyd of Collegist to make

1574
01:35:49,640 --> 01:35:51,679
Speaker 1: sure her hyman was still in check. That was weird.

1575
01:35:52,200 --> 01:35:54,920
Speaker 1: Justin Bieber challenged Tom Cruise to a fight and said

1576
01:35:54,960 --> 01:35:57,160
Speaker 1: he was kidding a weird yeah, but we weren't sure

1577
01:35:57,200 --> 01:35:59,080
Speaker 1: if they were really kidding. Remember that it's the whole

1578
01:35:59,120 --> 01:36:01,400
Speaker 1: big weird thing and a lot went down with r

1579
01:36:01,520 --> 01:36:04,720
Speaker 1: Kelly hit with a rash of new charges this year,

1580
01:36:04,920 --> 01:36:07,240
Speaker 1: you know, you know, the whole what went down with

1581
01:36:07,320 --> 01:36:10,440
Speaker 1: the yeah, yeah, yeah, Star Wars the Rise of Skywalker.

1582
01:36:10,560 --> 01:36:13,000
Speaker 1: Like I said, that's your money this weekend. It's expected

1583
01:36:13,080 --> 01:36:17,080
Speaker 1: to make no more than two hundred million dollars this

1584
01:36:17,760 --> 01:36:21,639
Speaker 1: weekend alone. That's insane. That means it will open lower

1585
01:36:21,680 --> 01:36:23,720
Speaker 1: than the previous two movies in the current trilogy. The

1586
01:36:23,760 --> 01:36:26,000
Speaker 1: Force awakens on the last Jedi, but is still a

1587
01:36:26,240 --> 01:36:29,800
Speaker 1: butt load of money. It's crazy. Sofia Vergara and talks

1588
01:36:29,840 --> 01:36:32,040
Speaker 1: to take one of the empty seats in America's got talent,

1589
01:36:32,160 --> 01:36:35,080
Speaker 1: two spots available. You know that Julianne Up and Gabrielle

1590
01:36:35,160 --> 01:36:38,400
Speaker 1: Union will not be back. And Lonazel Rey is releasing

1591
01:36:38,439 --> 01:36:41,479
Speaker 1: a spoken word album of freestyle poetry on January fourth.

1592
01:36:41,920 --> 01:36:44,720
Speaker 1: She's only charging a dollar for it. Half of the

1593
01:36:44,800 --> 01:36:47,840
Speaker 1: proceeds will go to Native American organizations, So that's awesome.

1594
01:36:48,120 --> 01:36:51,519
Speaker 1: And Kanye wants to build a large meditation structure on

1595
01:36:51,600 --> 01:36:54,280
Speaker 1: his ranch in Wyoming. But here's why it might not

1596
01:36:54,360 --> 01:36:57,840
Speaker 1: be possible. Sage Gross is that you're saying you would know,

1597
01:36:57,920 --> 01:37:00,280
Speaker 1: it's like an animal thing. Their numbers are down, so

1598
01:37:00,360 --> 01:37:03,200
Speaker 1: the state is trying to protect them, and Kanye's property

1599
01:37:03,280 --> 01:37:08,160
Speaker 1: is within their habitat. Oh grouse? Maybe is sage? Yeah?

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01:37:08,720 --> 01:37:11,519
Speaker 1: R o U s a grouse? What is that? It's

1601
01:37:11,560 --> 01:37:14,360
Speaker 1: a it's a yeah. Is it a bird? It's a mammal?

1602
01:37:14,439 --> 01:37:17,759
Speaker 1: I do okay, Well, it's a bird. Is that related

1603
01:37:17,800 --> 01:37:20,920
Speaker 1: to the tufted tipmouse? It looks like it has boobs?

1604
01:37:20,960 --> 01:37:25,160
Speaker 1: This one doesn't. Yeah, apparently your favorite bird. Kanye's property

1605
01:37:25,280 --> 01:37:27,760
Speaker 1: is within their habitat, and so they said that if

1606
01:37:27,800 --> 01:37:29,360
Speaker 1: he builds this thing, it's not going to be good

1607
01:37:29,400 --> 01:37:31,320
Speaker 1: for them. And they're in trouble as it is, and

1608
01:37:31,439 --> 01:37:33,360
Speaker 1: so they don't want that's up. What does he look like?

1609
01:37:33,520 --> 01:37:38,000
Speaker 1: There is a stage grouse boobies? Oh? It does? It

1610
01:37:38,120 --> 01:37:40,160
Speaker 1: looks like a character from getting them throw I've never

1611
01:37:40,240 --> 01:37:42,720
Speaker 1: heard of that thing that before, the stage grouse. And

1612
01:37:42,920 --> 01:37:45,160
Speaker 1: thank Shelton did something pretty cool. Visited with a seven

1613
01:37:45,240 --> 01:37:47,160
Speaker 1: year old special needs boy on the set of The

1614
01:37:47,320 --> 01:37:49,519
Speaker 1: Voice earlier this month. It was all part of the

1615
01:37:50,120 --> 01:37:52,479
Speaker 1: Kid's Wish Network. They flew him in his family to

1616
01:37:52,520 --> 01:37:55,280
Speaker 1: California to hang out with Blake and I love those

1617
01:37:55,360 --> 01:37:59,400
Speaker 1: positive stories when the celebrities do nice things. So thank

1618
01:37:59,400 --> 01:38:02,240
Speaker 1: you Daniel, welcome. Shall we bring it down a notch

1619
01:38:02,320 --> 01:38:12,480
Speaker 1: or two? I love Coldplay. Have yourself a merry little Christmas.

1620
01:38:14,760 --> 01:38:25,080
Speaker 1: Let your heart be live from the one. Our troubles

1621
01:38:25,560 --> 01:38:40,720
Speaker 1: will be out of sid Have yourself a merry little Christmas.

1622
01:38:43,000 --> 01:38:52,960
Speaker 1: Make the you tie game from the one. Our troubles

1623
01:38:53,479 --> 01:39:07,080
Speaker 1: will be far away. And here we are as in

1624
01:39:07,280 --> 01:39:19,160
Speaker 1: all the days, happy golden days of yours, faithful friends,

1625
01:39:20,200 --> 01:39:27,200
Speaker 1: who I get two ears gathered near two us once

1626
01:39:27,439 --> 01:39:55,559
Speaker 1: more through the years, we all will be together, if

1627
01:39:55,680 --> 01:40:06,760
Speaker 1: the faiths and a shine and start upon the highest.

1628
01:40:07,439 --> 01:40:33,160
Speaker 1: Bout yourself. I'm marrying little Christmas. No, oh yourself. I'm

1629
01:40:33,400 --> 01:40:47,080
Speaker 1: burying little Christmas. No, I love you, guys. Christmas. Hanka

1630
01:40:47,120 --> 01:40:50,920
Speaker 1: starts Sunday forget Hanka happy everything. There you go, we'll

1631
01:40:50,960 --> 01:40:54,360
Speaker 1: be back after this. It'll rain in the morning. Show

1632
01:40:56,600 --> 01:40:59,400
Speaker 1: take spake shop. They're still time, Yeah, they're still time.

1633
01:40:59,680 --> 01:41:03,000
Speaker 1: You know. They have these uh holiday cookies only good

1634
01:41:03,040 --> 01:41:05,120
Speaker 1: for the holidays. I mean they will disappear as fast

1635
01:41:05,160 --> 01:41:08,240
Speaker 1: as this desk, as this decade fades away. They have

1636
01:41:08,439 --> 01:41:12,560
Speaker 1: the toasted almond cookies with that beautiful beautiful flavor of

1637
01:41:12,760 --> 01:41:19,200
Speaker 1: warm toasted almond cookies. It's a miracle how they got

1638
01:41:19,240 --> 01:41:21,160
Speaker 1: the cookies to taste like cookies. But they also have

1639
01:41:21,200 --> 01:41:24,840
Speaker 1: the hot chocolate cookies. It's the relaxing taste of hot

1640
01:41:25,120 --> 01:41:28,640
Speaker 1: chocolate with marshmallows baked right in. And of course these

1641
01:41:28,680 --> 01:41:31,240
Speaker 1: cookies are crunchy, just like they're famous chocolate chip cookies.

1642
01:41:31,760 --> 01:41:34,720
Speaker 1: These are limited edition flavors only for the holidays. Look

1643
01:41:34,760 --> 01:41:38,160
Speaker 1: for the metallic red toasted almond cookie bag and the

1644
01:41:38,280 --> 01:41:41,920
Speaker 1: metallic green hot Chocolate bag, available now in your local market.

1645
01:41:41,960 --> 01:41:46,040
Speaker 1: Of course, other tastes cookies available year round. I love

1646
01:41:46,080 --> 01:41:47,800
Speaker 1: the taste of tats and let's say Merry Christmas to

1647
01:41:47,840 --> 01:41:55,639
Speaker 1: text using rates imply it's alist Rand in the Morning show.

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Speaker 1: This is my new thing for the New year. Trucker hats. Oh,

1649
01:41:58,760 --> 01:42:00,960
Speaker 1: I know, Okay, I was in trucker hats for a while.

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01:42:01,040 --> 01:42:04,000
Speaker 1: In a while, trucker hats were in Okay, NUM's kind

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01:42:04,000 --> 01:42:06,200
Speaker 1: of into them again, Daniel, Should I get back into

1652
01:42:06,200 --> 01:42:11,559
Speaker 1: trucker hats? Um? No, it's cute, but it's a very

1653
01:42:11,600 --> 01:42:13,880
Speaker 1: different trucker hat. They saw it off half the bill.

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01:42:14,400 --> 01:42:16,479
Speaker 1: I know. Yeah, I think you should bring back the

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01:42:16,560 --> 01:42:19,680
Speaker 1: Van Dutch create, Please please, don't I want to wear

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01:42:19,800 --> 01:42:23,160
Speaker 1: my h Was it designed with hell flon? No? Ed hardy,

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01:42:23,360 --> 01:42:31,000
Speaker 1: ed hardy, ed hardy? Oh boy, what are the bedazzled

1658
01:42:31,080 --> 01:42:35,960
Speaker 1: jeans everyone used to wear? I don't have them? Oh yeah, hey,

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01:42:36,160 --> 01:42:39,040
Speaker 1: um what that scary? You know? I love my mommy

1660
01:42:39,320 --> 01:42:41,760
Speaker 1: and she is hilarious when she texts me she was

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01:42:41,800 --> 01:42:45,599
Speaker 1: watching the I Heart Radio jingle Ball yesterday. Oh it's

1662
01:42:45,600 --> 01:42:47,320
Speaker 1: gonna be back Christmas night, by the way, Yes it

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01:42:47,360 --> 01:42:49,599
Speaker 1: will be, and she'll be watching and asking this very

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01:42:49,640 --> 01:42:56,800
Speaker 1: same question, Anthony, how was Halsey California with BTS? And

1665
01:42:56,960 --> 01:43:01,599
Speaker 1: then she was on stage ten minutes later in New

1666
01:43:01,720 --> 01:43:07,640
Speaker 1: York City by herself at the Guarden. I'm confused, my mom,

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01:43:07,680 --> 01:43:11,200
Speaker 1: because Halsey was featured in the BTS performance from LA's

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01:43:11,280 --> 01:43:13,280
Speaker 1: jingle Ball. By the way, is that how your mom

1669
01:43:13,400 --> 01:43:15,479
Speaker 1: really speaks. I've heard your mom speak and she never

1670
01:43:15,560 --> 01:43:17,680
Speaker 1: sounded quite like that. The thing is, she has a

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01:43:17,720 --> 01:43:19,920
Speaker 1: different alpha. She's what she's doing Boy with Love in

1672
01:43:20,080 --> 01:43:22,720
Speaker 1: Los Angeles clearly with BTS. And then she was on

1673
01:43:22,880 --> 01:43:27,160
Speaker 1: stage doing her song here Nightmare. So my mother's like,

1674
01:43:27,520 --> 01:43:31,760
Speaker 1: how did this happen? Did she like, I'm like. I

1675
01:43:31,880 --> 01:43:33,800
Speaker 1: explained it to her. I'm like, mom, they took two

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01:43:33,920 --> 01:43:36,960
Speaker 1: different jingle balls Los Angeles and New York, two different nights,

1677
01:43:37,000 --> 01:43:39,519
Speaker 1: two different nights, and they cut them together. It's that simple.

1678
01:43:39,880 --> 01:43:42,040
Speaker 1: It's not rocket science. But she will ask me, oh

1679
01:43:42,120 --> 01:43:45,640
Speaker 1: my god, you were so insulting to your mom. I

1680
01:43:45,760 --> 01:43:48,160
Speaker 1: love my mother and father. No, you're mean to them.

1681
01:43:48,200 --> 01:43:50,320
Speaker 1: Scary every time I answered the phone at three o'clock

1682
01:43:50,320 --> 01:43:52,360
Speaker 1: in the afternoon, did I wait, here's the thing? Did

1683
01:43:52,400 --> 01:43:54,560
Speaker 1: I wake you? His mom and dad were on the

1684
01:43:54,600 --> 01:43:56,920
Speaker 1: way to the radio station yesterday and he's on the

1685
01:43:56,960 --> 01:43:59,280
Speaker 1: phone with him. Did you hear this? Now he's not

1686
01:43:59,360 --> 01:44:02,120
Speaker 1: a nice person. This is Oh, this is the other,

1687
01:44:02,320 --> 01:44:06,880
Speaker 1: the very new one. It happened yesterday with a piece

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01:44:06,920 --> 01:44:11,519
Speaker 1: of paper. Okay, all right, that was an old radio line.

1689
01:44:11,760 --> 01:44:14,840
Speaker 1: This is this is an old bit. But I was

1690
01:44:14,880 --> 01:44:17,320
Speaker 1: just saying, hey, I was just trying to be topical

1691
01:44:17,400 --> 01:44:21,240
Speaker 1: and say it happened yesterday. So Danielle was like, this

1692
01:44:21,479 --> 01:44:25,280
Speaker 1: is the old one. It happened again. I would it

1693
01:44:25,320 --> 01:44:27,479
Speaker 1: didn't this is the old one, And of course you

1694
01:44:27,560 --> 01:44:29,400
Speaker 1: said something and then broughty through a paper piece of paper.

1695
01:44:29,640 --> 01:44:31,880
Speaker 1: That was good. At the same way, I was the

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01:44:32,000 --> 01:44:35,120
Speaker 1: kid asked me the free chicken sandwiches. Oh my god,

1697
01:44:36,479 --> 01:44:42,240
Speaker 1: are you? Are you slowly? Uncle Johnny? How do you know? Here?

1698
01:44:42,280 --> 01:44:44,519
Speaker 1: They are arguing about how to get to the radio station.

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01:44:44,600 --> 01:44:46,200
Speaker 1: I love this. This is a great way to usher

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01:44:46,280 --> 01:44:49,320
Speaker 1: in the holidays. Hold on, how do you not recognize

1701
01:44:49,320 --> 01:44:50,880
Speaker 1: the AD and T bill? You have a logo on it.

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01:44:50,960 --> 01:44:54,040
Speaker 1: This is AT and T. Were not in front of it? Nancy,

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01:44:54,040 --> 01:44:56,679
Speaker 1: you don't get excited. I have to pass Canal Street

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01:44:56,720 --> 01:45:00,720
Speaker 1: to start. No you don't. We'll try to get to

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01:45:00,840 --> 01:45:02,680
Speaker 1: six No. No, well, I gotta stand on the phone

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01:45:02,720 --> 01:45:04,880
Speaker 1: with you now because you're gonna get lost. And one

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01:45:04,960 --> 01:45:08,000
Speaker 1: block away from sixth Avenue. Oh, this is such a production.

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01:45:08,120 --> 01:45:10,960
Speaker 1: You should have You should have been here. One turn

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01:45:11,600 --> 01:45:15,920
Speaker 1: Okay street, I'm gonna make a left. Room you're north

1710
01:45:16,000 --> 01:45:23,360
Speaker 1: of where we are. Still you have to come back south. No,

1711
01:45:23,560 --> 01:45:26,080
Speaker 1: you don't go to sixth Avenue. It goes north. Okay,

1712
01:45:26,240 --> 01:45:27,760
Speaker 1: don't you understand? You have to go left? You have

1713
01:45:27,800 --> 01:45:29,720
Speaker 1: to go south. You have to go south of where

1714
01:45:29,760 --> 01:45:34,680
Speaker 1: you are. You're going north, make a left if you're

1715
01:45:34,720 --> 01:45:37,280
Speaker 1: on Broome Street, make a left down whatever street you're

1716
01:45:37,360 --> 01:45:40,720
Speaker 1: on on Broome Street. And now I can't make a

1717
01:45:40,840 --> 01:45:46,679
Speaker 1: left here? Oh okay, what do you do? You're so yes,

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01:45:46,960 --> 01:45:52,720
Speaker 1: I've been trying to tell you that. No, you're foot No,

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01:45:53,439 --> 01:45:56,160
Speaker 1: you're still from north of the station and you're still

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01:45:56,240 --> 01:45:59,120
Speaker 1: north of Canadal Street. Don't do that. It's a it's

1721
01:45:59,160 --> 01:46:06,400
Speaker 1: amaze and sixth saven you I can you. That's what

1722
01:46:06,520 --> 01:46:08,559
Speaker 1: I've tried to tell you. You have to make a left.

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01:46:08,720 --> 01:46:14,000
Speaker 1: Don't go on Watch Street. It was one way, That's

1724
01:46:14,040 --> 01:46:17,640
Speaker 1: what I told her. I told her that. But what

1725
01:46:17,720 --> 01:46:19,920
Speaker 1: do you want me to do? I'm on sixth Avenue

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01:46:20,040 --> 01:46:23,080
Speaker 1: right now, and watch what do I do? You've gone

1727
01:46:23,120 --> 01:46:25,360
Speaker 1: too far. You had to make a left before sixth

1728
01:46:25,439 --> 01:46:27,720
Speaker 1: aven You can only go to the right. You know.

1729
01:46:27,880 --> 01:46:30,799
Speaker 1: After the next time, I'll put in my GPS system

1730
01:46:30,840 --> 01:46:32,800
Speaker 1: and I don't even know books how to get here.

1731
01:46:33,240 --> 01:46:35,240
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Will you? Well? Why don't

1732
01:46:35,240 --> 01:46:37,920
Speaker 1: you put it in the GPS to begin with? Because

1733
01:46:38,000 --> 01:46:40,360
Speaker 1: I stop? Because mommy, you don't think it's so it's

1734
01:46:40,439 --> 01:46:45,280
Speaker 1: it's too much trouble here. You understand that big streets,

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01:46:46,000 --> 01:46:49,840
Speaker 1: what clothes? I should have taken the bridge. Don't talk

1736
01:46:50,000 --> 01:46:53,040
Speaker 1: to me like that and not stupid. They must think

1737
01:46:53,080 --> 01:46:56,160
Speaker 1: I'm up there? Can you make another left if you

1738
01:46:56,479 --> 01:47:01,840
Speaker 1: turn no, okay, we'll get no you're not no, no,

1739
01:47:02,000 --> 01:47:11,240
Speaker 1: no you What are they coming here for? Fipingle ball ticket?

1740
01:47:11,360 --> 01:47:15,080
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, it's my funniest That's the funny thing ever.

1741
01:47:16,120 --> 01:47:30,000
Speaker 1: No north of this day, the lot of these people. Anthony, Anthony,

1742
01:47:30,000 --> 01:47:32,760
Speaker 1: you're so mean to your mom and dad. I love

1743
01:47:32,880 --> 01:47:36,680
Speaker 1: them for it. Oh, I can tell right there. I

1744
01:47:36,760 --> 01:47:39,559
Speaker 1: love how you blamed the borough of Brooklyn. I screaming

1745
01:47:39,560 --> 01:47:42,840
Speaker 1: at your parents. You know what you're from, Brooklyn? Did

1746
01:47:42,880 --> 01:47:45,080
Speaker 1: you yell at your mom and dad like that? Louder? Okay,

1747
01:47:46,120 --> 01:47:49,680
Speaker 1: I favored the dad's I blames mom. You know your

1748
01:47:49,720 --> 01:47:56,680
Speaker 1: mother's too much trouble putting a love tony. Well, there

1749
01:47:56,720 --> 01:47:59,600
Speaker 1: you go. So that's that's what we deal with with.

1750
01:47:59,680 --> 01:48:02,040
Speaker 1: Scary every day. My parents do the same thing. They

1751
01:48:02,160 --> 01:48:03,920
Speaker 1: threatened to do something that they should have done in

1752
01:48:03,960 --> 01:48:05,840
Speaker 1: the first place. Like next time, I'm going to put

1753
01:48:05,880 --> 01:48:07,760
Speaker 1: it in the GPS. Well you should have done that

1754
01:48:07,800 --> 01:48:14,599
Speaker 1: in the first exact. Good idea. Mom and daddays lights

1755
01:48:14,640 --> 01:48:17,280
Speaker 1: on the train, I am going to wrap them in

1756
01:48:17,360 --> 01:48:22,479
Speaker 1: your neck. I'm so cute. Stop blustard my balls. Happy

1757
01:48:22,600 --> 01:48:27,519
Speaker 1: holidays from Elvis duran In the Morning show. What's going

1758
01:48:27,600 --> 01:48:31,160
Speaker 1: on in Elvis? Duran in the Morning Show. Wow, So

1759
01:48:31,840 --> 01:48:33,280
Speaker 1: I wish you could be here to see what I'm

1760
01:48:33,320 --> 01:48:35,680
Speaker 1: looking at right now in this place looks like we

1761
01:48:35,840 --> 01:48:39,400
Speaker 1: just had a Christmas tornado. Yep. I mean there's packages

1762
01:48:39,600 --> 01:48:46,719
Speaker 1: and drinks and half eaten pizza slices and place sweaters. Glitter,

1763
01:48:47,000 --> 01:48:51,560
Speaker 1: just glitter and candles and cholula sauce. Who invited the

1764
01:48:51,600 --> 01:48:54,400
Speaker 1: other people to come up and have pizza? Nobody did?

1765
01:48:54,439 --> 01:48:58,080
Speaker 1: Get it? Scary, it's all gone. All the vaka pizza

1766
01:48:58,200 --> 01:49:00,120
Speaker 1: is gone. Why don't we share for the holidays? You

1767
01:49:00,160 --> 01:49:01,920
Speaker 1: got to share the other pizza then, none of us.

1768
01:49:02,479 --> 01:49:07,080
Speaker 1: It's okay, I know. Did you want to take some home?

1769
01:49:07,160 --> 01:49:09,240
Speaker 1: I wanted to have some now, but it's not. I

1770
01:49:09,280 --> 01:49:12,599
Speaker 1: think there's some more artich choke out there. We wait, wait,

1771
01:49:12,640 --> 01:49:14,560
Speaker 1: there's a whole other pie. It wasn't even touched. No,

1772
01:49:14,680 --> 01:49:17,920
Speaker 1: they came and touched it. All right. Well, I know

1773
01:49:18,000 --> 01:49:19,960
Speaker 1: with Danielle, isn't nice to share for the holidays? And

1774
01:49:20,120 --> 01:49:23,920
Speaker 1: you know, nope, I apologize, Danielle. I invited our friends

1775
01:49:23,960 --> 01:49:25,640
Speaker 1: from down the hall to come and get some. It

1776
01:49:25,800 --> 01:49:28,720
Speaker 1: wasn't them. It was a whole bunch of people that came. Yea,

1777
01:49:28,880 --> 01:49:31,439
Speaker 1: once you invite some people, you know, they tell everybody out. Danielle,

1778
01:49:31,439 --> 01:49:33,600
Speaker 1: I'll take you out for more pizza after the shows.

1779
01:49:34,120 --> 01:49:36,560
Speaker 1: Come on, keep in my car, let's go. Well we

1780
01:49:36,720 --> 01:49:39,120
Speaker 1: on Earth Something the other day too, so we're very

1781
01:49:39,200 --> 01:49:41,439
Speaker 1: friendly and we always share our food. But we learned

1782
01:49:41,479 --> 01:49:43,760
Speaker 1: the other day that not everybody shares their food with us.

1783
01:49:44,040 --> 01:49:46,680
Speaker 1: It's one with Danielle. I'm telling people, which okay, not

1784
01:49:46,840 --> 01:49:49,679
Speaker 1: only we go over there and steal food from another

1785
01:49:49,760 --> 01:49:51,479
Speaker 1: radio station the other day because they didn't invite us.

1786
01:49:51,800 --> 01:49:55,360
Speaker 1: But I cut myself with this stupid bagel knife. Look,

1787
01:49:55,400 --> 01:49:57,760
Speaker 1: you know, on their food. At the end of the day,

1788
01:49:57,760 --> 01:49:59,280
Speaker 1: if you think about it, we really do get a

1789
01:49:59,360 --> 01:50:00,760
Speaker 1: lot of food, and you know, we don't have to

1790
01:50:00,800 --> 01:50:02,880
Speaker 1: eat all of it, so we don't have to hoard

1791
01:50:02,960 --> 01:50:06,240
Speaker 1: it just because you know. I know, Look, daniel I'll

1792
01:50:06,280 --> 01:50:08,080
Speaker 1: take you out for pizza. Thank you. It's not fair

1793
01:50:08,160 --> 01:50:10,000
Speaker 1: if you could smell it and you can't eat it. Look,

1794
01:50:10,280 --> 01:50:11,840
Speaker 1: he just did it because he didn't want all the

1795
01:50:11,920 --> 01:50:13,320
Speaker 1: carves in front of him, because he says he has

1796
01:50:13,400 --> 01:50:15,439
Speaker 1: a disorder and has to eat it. Okay, So here

1797
01:50:15,479 --> 01:50:17,320
Speaker 1: I am trying to be diplomatic. I'm trying to be

1798
01:50:17,400 --> 01:50:20,240
Speaker 1: diplomatic Elvis. Then I get a text like I just

1799
01:50:20,320 --> 01:50:23,599
Speaker 1: got from Vinn. How you doing, Vinn? Hi, I'm great.

1800
01:50:23,640 --> 01:50:28,040
Speaker 1: How's going doing? Okay? So may I read your text? Please?

1801
01:50:28,240 --> 01:50:30,519
Speaker 1: He says, had a dream about Elvis last night. He

1802
01:50:30,640 --> 01:50:36,280
Speaker 1: was a total dick. Oh okay, okay, Well let's get

1803
01:50:36,280 --> 01:50:38,839
Speaker 1: to the bottom. Look. I've been known to be passionate

1804
01:50:38,920 --> 01:50:41,400
Speaker 1: about some things from time to time and rub people

1805
01:50:41,439 --> 01:50:44,400
Speaker 1: the wrong way. What was your dream about, Vin? Well,

1806
01:50:44,800 --> 01:50:47,599
Speaker 1: you know you were playing the role of my teacher.

1807
01:50:47,840 --> 01:50:49,639
Speaker 1: Can't tell you why, but this is what we were doing.

1808
01:50:50,240 --> 01:50:54,360
Speaker 1: And you know, I had walked into the school and

1809
01:50:54,560 --> 01:50:57,880
Speaker 1: you said, uh, what are you here for? I said, well,

1810
01:50:57,960 --> 01:51:01,000
Speaker 1: I'm here for you. You're you're my teacher. You said, no,

1811
01:51:01,160 --> 01:51:06,840
Speaker 1: you're not. Go away. That's awful, all right? Was there

1812
01:51:06,840 --> 01:51:10,280
Speaker 1: anything else beyond that? You turned me away in my

1813
01:51:10,439 --> 01:51:14,639
Speaker 1: time of needs? And I thought it was very unlike you. Wow,

1814
01:51:15,439 --> 01:51:19,040
Speaker 1: it is. It is sort of unlike me. I think. Look,

1815
01:51:19,080 --> 01:51:21,639
Speaker 1: everyone in hears on their phone. No one in here's

1816
01:51:21,640 --> 01:51:24,200
Speaker 1: listening to one friggin word we're talking about over here.

1817
01:51:24,400 --> 01:51:26,400
Speaker 1: I'm not on my phone. What Daniel, I don't think

1818
01:51:26,479 --> 01:51:28,840
Speaker 1: he's mean in real life. I think if you met him,

1819
01:51:28,840 --> 01:51:30,920
Speaker 1: you would think the opposite. I feel like you have

1820
01:51:30,960 --> 01:51:34,040
Speaker 1: to make it up to you now. Oh wow, I

1821
01:51:34,080 --> 01:51:35,640
Speaker 1: don't know what it wouldn't be mean to you if

1822
01:51:35,680 --> 01:51:38,280
Speaker 1: he met you in real life. Oh no, but dreams,

1823
01:51:38,320 --> 01:51:41,040
Speaker 1: you know, dreams aren't what they appear, right, you know.

1824
01:51:41,560 --> 01:51:44,640
Speaker 1: I don't know. Oh, I would certainly hope not. I know,

1825
01:51:45,320 --> 01:51:47,040
Speaker 1: but I can hear it in your voice that you're

1826
01:51:47,120 --> 01:51:49,920
Speaker 1: you're a little a little gunshy, You're you're you feel

1827
01:51:49,960 --> 01:51:53,519
Speaker 1: like I have wronged you in real real life. I

1828
01:51:53,640 --> 01:51:55,479
Speaker 1: woke up in a bit of a sweat. Yeah, I

1829
01:51:55,560 --> 01:51:57,479
Speaker 1: can see that this had happened to me in Disney World.

1830
01:51:57,960 --> 01:52:01,840
Speaker 1: What do you mean? I almost I almost knocked Mini

1831
01:52:01,880 --> 01:52:04,880
Speaker 1: mouss head off, Not on purpose. I was very excited

1832
01:52:04,960 --> 01:52:06,840
Speaker 1: to see her, and I kind of like my hand

1833
01:52:06,880 --> 01:52:10,439
Speaker 1: went and she she was very standoffish with me after,

1834
01:52:10,600 --> 01:52:12,800
Speaker 1: and I had a bitter taste in my mouth about

1835
01:52:12,920 --> 01:52:15,880
Speaker 1: Mini Mouse for a year because I thought she was

1836
01:52:16,000 --> 01:52:17,320
Speaker 1: not nice to me, and then I had to make

1837
01:52:17,680 --> 01:52:20,080
Speaker 1: almost knocked their head. I made amends the following year

1838
01:52:20,120 --> 01:52:21,600
Speaker 1: with the other Mini, and I was nice and she

1839
01:52:21,680 --> 01:52:24,280
Speaker 1: hugged me, and I felt better. But so I understand

1840
01:52:24,479 --> 01:52:27,120
Speaker 1: what he's getting at, why he kind of feels wrong.

1841
01:52:27,439 --> 01:52:32,360
Speaker 1: How does this qualify as the two have nothing in common?

1842
01:52:34,600 --> 01:52:36,519
Speaker 1: I had a dream, been at a dream. He went

1843
01:52:36,600 --> 01:52:38,759
Speaker 1: to school. You go to school to learn from teachers

1844
01:52:38,800 --> 01:52:40,320
Speaker 1: who were there too want to teach you. But I

1845
01:52:40,439 --> 01:52:42,920
Speaker 1: turned him away. He was there because he needed to

1846
01:52:43,000 --> 01:52:44,439
Speaker 1: know what I had to teach him, whatever the hell

1847
01:52:44,479 --> 01:52:46,720
Speaker 1: I was, And then I turned him away. He woke

1848
01:52:46,800 --> 01:52:50,519
Speaker 1: up a little upset. I get it. Then I understand, Well,

1849
01:52:50,600 --> 01:52:52,639
Speaker 1: you do teach me things every day on the radio,

1850
01:52:52,720 --> 01:52:54,280
Speaker 1: so it's like, you know, you kind of make up

1851
01:52:54,320 --> 01:52:56,280
Speaker 1: for it. Yeah, I look, I can be in real life.

1852
01:52:56,320 --> 01:52:58,439
Speaker 1: I can be very feisty. I can be very saucy.

1853
01:52:58,640 --> 01:53:00,760
Speaker 1: I mean sometimes I come across is a total bitch,

1854
01:53:00,800 --> 01:53:03,080
Speaker 1: and I don't mean to I like you use the

1855
01:53:03,240 --> 01:53:07,680
Speaker 1: term saucy. You know. Sometimes in life I've decided I

1856
01:53:07,800 --> 01:53:10,080
Speaker 1: need to be more true to myself, and sometimes the

1857
01:53:10,160 --> 01:53:12,599
Speaker 1: real meat isn't always the most pleasant. But I think

1858
01:53:12,720 --> 01:53:14,240
Speaker 1: being honest is the way to go, even if it

1859
01:53:14,320 --> 01:53:16,639
Speaker 1: rubs people the wrong way. But this was a dream.

1860
01:53:16,840 --> 01:53:18,280
Speaker 1: I should have been nice to you in the dream.

1861
01:53:18,360 --> 01:53:21,920
Speaker 1: You know anyway? Well, what can I do to make

1862
01:53:21,960 --> 01:53:23,720
Speaker 1: it up? What do you have anything? Do we give

1863
01:53:23,760 --> 01:53:29,560
Speaker 1: everything away? The gift earlier we did? What does that

1864
01:53:29,640 --> 01:53:33,040
Speaker 1: look like? All right? Well, maybe the gift was you

1865
01:53:33,160 --> 01:53:35,280
Speaker 1: not being that thing to him, and you're being very

1866
01:53:35,360 --> 01:53:38,040
Speaker 1: nice to us now, and that's awful. What's the dream?

1867
01:53:38,160 --> 01:53:40,320
Speaker 1: Doesn't it mean that maybe somebody else was me is

1868
01:53:40,320 --> 01:53:41,760
Speaker 1: going to be mean to him, doesn't it? And it

1869
01:53:41,840 --> 01:53:44,840
Speaker 1: doesn't usually isn't It usually not about the person you

1870
01:53:45,000 --> 01:53:47,280
Speaker 1: dream about. It it's or yourself. It's about something else.

1871
01:53:47,439 --> 01:53:49,479
Speaker 1: I tell you what vin in the new year, when

1872
01:53:49,520 --> 01:53:51,439
Speaker 1: you hear us given away like really cool stuff, call

1873
01:53:51,520 --> 01:53:55,240
Speaker 1: up and we'll see if we have an excellent I'd

1874
01:53:55,240 --> 01:53:57,240
Speaker 1: say I can do that. He's not gonna get through

1875
01:53:57,479 --> 01:54:00,200
Speaker 1: You can't. Yeah you can. He got through here. All right? Then,

1876
01:54:00,240 --> 01:54:05,000
Speaker 1: I just my apologies from my dream Elvis. It's quite

1877
01:54:05,000 --> 01:54:07,040
Speaker 1: a right. Yeah. I listen every single day for the

1878
01:54:07,120 --> 01:54:09,639
Speaker 1: last night, I don't know, fifteen years. I can see

1879
01:54:09,640 --> 01:54:13,479
Speaker 1: your old friends anyway, so I know you're not actually mean.

1880
01:54:13,720 --> 01:54:16,800
Speaker 1: Sometimes friends let you down. I got an idea. What

1881
01:54:16,960 --> 01:54:19,960
Speaker 1: if we made you our first caller of the day

1882
01:54:20,080 --> 01:54:23,720
Speaker 1: in the new decade? Oh, that's good. That seems like

1883
01:54:23,760 --> 01:54:28,760
Speaker 1: a big deal is important. The only issue is it's

1884
01:54:28,960 --> 01:54:33,000
Speaker 1: very early, so I don't know what time you wake up. Yeah,

1885
01:54:33,040 --> 01:54:40,000
Speaker 1: you're about you're about a week early. Two weeks early? What? No? Huh? What?

1886
01:54:40,920 --> 01:54:43,560
Speaker 1: Hold on? In two weeks you're gonna call us? Lat Yeah,

1887
01:54:43,560 --> 01:54:44,960
Speaker 1: we have to call you. You have to call you,

1888
01:54:45,080 --> 01:54:47,640
Speaker 1: and we call you. It's like it's six o'clock in

1889
01:54:47,720 --> 01:54:52,960
Speaker 1: the morning East Coast time. You don't like that, now,

1890
01:54:54,360 --> 01:55:00,240
Speaker 1: dream then look, no matter what, no matter what, Merry

1891
01:55:00,280 --> 01:55:02,360
Speaker 1: Christmas to you, and thanks for listening to us. And

1892
01:55:02,520 --> 01:55:04,640
Speaker 1: I will try to be better in your dreams tonight. Okay,

1893
01:55:06,040 --> 01:55:08,160
Speaker 1: you know what. I'll look forward to it. Okay, buddy,

1894
01:55:08,400 --> 01:55:10,920
Speaker 1: take care. There you go. I know, we know it's

1895
01:55:10,960 --> 01:55:14,400
Speaker 1: a dream. We know it's not real, but I don't

1896
01:55:14,680 --> 01:55:16,480
Speaker 1: I don't even want people to be disappointed in me

1897
01:55:16,520 --> 01:55:20,240
Speaker 1: and they're freaking dream right happens? Why are you laughing?

1898
01:55:20,320 --> 01:55:28,040
Speaker 1: Froggy said, I see you who are addicted. I'm okay,

1899
01:55:28,840 --> 01:55:31,080
Speaker 1: O lovely offered down. We offered him to be the

1900
01:55:31,120 --> 01:55:38,880
Speaker 1: first caller the decade. He's like, not up here, right, Hey,

1901
01:55:39,040 --> 01:55:43,320
Speaker 1: don't talk about my new best friend. Hear it? I

1902
01:55:43,440 --> 01:55:48,560
Speaker 1: will not hear it. Oh man, oh lord, it's right

1903
01:55:48,640 --> 01:55:50,800
Speaker 1: for days and days and months to be like the

1904
01:55:50,880 --> 01:55:53,000
Speaker 1: first caller. We offered it to him to be the

1905
01:55:53,080 --> 01:55:58,560
Speaker 1: first call the decade. He's like not as you can hear,

1906
01:55:58,600 --> 01:56:01,360
Speaker 1: how discombobulated and help messed up the show is. It's

1907
01:56:01,400 --> 01:56:03,800
Speaker 1: exactly what the room looks like. It looks like it

1908
01:56:03,960 --> 01:56:07,960
Speaker 1: looks like we're hoarding Christmas in here. We are. We

1909
01:56:08,040 --> 01:56:11,400
Speaker 1: have mountains of ugly Christmas sweaters. Thank you, Party City.

1910
01:56:12,120 --> 01:56:13,960
Speaker 1: It's just a mess. The whole place is a mess.

1911
01:56:14,000 --> 01:56:15,960
Speaker 1: This is how my brain, this is how our brains

1912
01:56:16,000 --> 01:56:18,400
Speaker 1: are right now. It's been a great week of show.

1913
01:56:18,480 --> 01:56:19,840
Speaker 1: Is What day did you come in that we had

1914
01:56:19,880 --> 01:56:21,840
Speaker 1: the most fun? What day was that Tuesday? I don't know,

1915
01:56:24,880 --> 01:56:29,760
Speaker 1: I don't remember remember. I don't even think we had

1916
01:56:29,760 --> 01:56:33,560
Speaker 1: a Tuesday this year? This week, Okay, we're not going

1917
01:56:33,600 --> 01:56:36,200
Speaker 1: to do the three things. Okay, what what brody? What

1918
01:56:36,440 --> 01:56:40,920
Speaker 1: can we play that song? What songarys uh? Christmas song? No?

1919
01:56:42,920 --> 01:56:52,880
Speaker 1: All right, no, you would mean to me in real life. Okay,

1920
01:56:52,960 --> 01:56:55,800
Speaker 1: but I'm looking at the clock. We're like four minutes late.

1921
01:56:55,920 --> 01:56:58,360
Speaker 1: Well this photos really short, so you have about two

1922
01:56:58,400 --> 01:57:01,120
Speaker 1: minutes to spare whatever you want to do it. What's okay?

1923
01:57:01,160 --> 01:57:03,040
Speaker 1: What what song is this, Brody? This is the one

1924
01:57:03,080 --> 01:57:06,640
Speaker 1: where we made fun of scary thing. Okay, so Scary

1925
01:57:06,680 --> 01:57:08,520
Speaker 1: has this thing. If you're talking and he doesn't like

1926
01:57:08,560 --> 01:57:14,600
Speaker 1: what you're saying, go like Nate, start talking about how

1927
01:57:14,680 --> 01:57:19,600
Speaker 1: late we are. Oh man, Elvis, we're really late. And

1928
01:57:19,760 --> 01:57:21,920
Speaker 1: so I think I told Scary, if you bought me

1929
01:57:22,000 --> 01:57:24,400
Speaker 1: one more time, I swear to you the last bob

1930
01:57:24,440 --> 01:57:27,160
Speaker 1: you'll ever bop, but I'll never tell you to shut up. Instead,

1931
01:57:27,200 --> 01:57:36,280
Speaker 1: I say it's actually it's more rub and same shut

1932
01:57:36,400 --> 01:57:51,960
Speaker 1: up if it is Skary Jones will ye. And if

1933
01:57:52,120 --> 01:57:58,520
Speaker 1: you try to speak seriously and when he wants to

1934
01:57:58,920 --> 01:58:15,080
Speaker 1: say something, wow, that's rude. You try interrupting and baa hi,

1935
01:58:15,160 --> 01:58:17,520
Speaker 1: there you go. Here you go, Brodie, there's your equition.

1936
01:58:19,240 --> 01:58:22,080
Speaker 1: You're listening to the very festive Elvis Duran in the

1937
01:58:22,160 --> 01:58:25,400
Speaker 1: Morning show Happy Holidays. Well, as you all know, I

1938
01:58:25,520 --> 01:58:28,240
Speaker 1: love hot sauce, but lately I'm loving Cholula hot sauce

1939
01:58:28,320 --> 01:58:30,880
Speaker 1: for many different reasons. Not only does Cholula have oh

1940
01:58:30,880 --> 01:58:33,440
Speaker 1: welcoming he but that burst of flavor just makes everything

1941
01:58:33,480 --> 01:58:35,920
Speaker 1: taste better. Go grab your favorite Cholula flavor and tell

1942
01:58:35,960 --> 01:58:40,360
Speaker 1: them baby hot Sauce sent you Elvis, Elvis durand the

1943
01:58:40,480 --> 01:58:43,080
Speaker 1: Elvis durand phone tap. Wait, wait minute, whose is it?

1944
01:58:43,440 --> 01:58:46,800
Speaker 1: Whose phone tapping is? It's Danielle's missus mushkellopsis. All right,

1945
01:58:46,880 --> 01:58:48,520
Speaker 1: let's get into the phone tap. Here we go, Danielle,

1946
01:58:48,520 --> 01:58:51,680
Speaker 1: what do you so? Olivia is tapping Melissa? Um? You

1947
01:58:51,760 --> 01:58:55,120
Speaker 1: know they own a little restaurant and miss mushkillopss just

1948
01:58:55,240 --> 01:58:59,280
Speaker 1: wants to make a reservation. She's having a party. This

1949
01:58:59,480 --> 01:59:06,880
Speaker 1: is probably very complicated. Yeah, I wanted to book a

1950
01:59:06,920 --> 01:59:12,920
Speaker 1: holiday party, um for tomorrow. Oh um, listen, I'm sorry,

1951
01:59:13,040 --> 01:59:16,840
Speaker 1: but tomorrow is a little We are booked a book.

1952
01:59:17,400 --> 01:59:22,240
Speaker 1: We're actually booked for tomorrow. What we are we don't

1953
01:59:22,280 --> 01:59:24,680
Speaker 1: have any space to book a new party for tomorrow.

1954
01:59:25,000 --> 01:59:27,360
Speaker 1: How can you buy book for tomorrow when it's only today?

1955
01:59:27,600 --> 01:59:29,760
Speaker 1: I mean, if it's only today, you shouldn't be booked

1956
01:59:29,760 --> 01:59:31,440
Speaker 1: for tomorrow. I didn't even make a reservation, and I

1957
01:59:31,480 --> 01:59:33,879
Speaker 1: don't know how you have all reservations for tomorrow already.

1958
01:59:34,680 --> 01:59:37,480
Speaker 1: How are you trying to make a dinner reservation or

1959
01:59:37,480 --> 01:59:40,520
Speaker 1: are you trying to book a party? Yeah, it's for

1960
01:59:40,680 --> 01:59:44,760
Speaker 1: thirty four people. Okay. So basically how it works is

1961
01:59:44,840 --> 01:59:47,320
Speaker 1: when you book a party, um, you have to do

1962
01:59:47,400 --> 01:59:49,760
Speaker 1: it more. Yeah, right, I want to book a party

1963
01:59:49,880 --> 01:59:52,680
Speaker 1: thirty four people tomorrow night at eight o'clock. Okay, then

1964
01:59:52,960 --> 01:59:55,600
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, let's make it sick, Let's make it six.

1965
01:59:55,960 --> 01:59:58,920
Speaker 1: I'm an old lady. I like to go to bed early. Okay,

1966
01:59:59,000 --> 02:00:01,480
Speaker 1: I understand that we're not that kind of restaurant. If

1967
02:00:01,480 --> 02:00:03,160
Speaker 1: you have to book us an advancing where do you

1968
02:00:03,240 --> 02:00:06,200
Speaker 1: have Mozarella sticks? Because I like a lot of Manzarella sticks.

1969
02:00:06,360 --> 02:00:09,600
Speaker 1: We cannot accommodate your party tomorrow. I'm very very sorty.

1970
02:00:09,680 --> 02:00:12,000
Speaker 1: You won't want to look at somebody. We cannot accommodate

1971
02:00:12,040 --> 02:00:16,320
Speaker 1: your party. We have no faith for you at a restaurant.

1972
02:00:16,360 --> 02:00:18,280
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna come at six because you know, I'm

1973
02:00:19,520 --> 02:00:22,480
Speaker 1: I can't say it's about thirty four people and I'm um.

1974
02:00:22,960 --> 02:00:24,920
Speaker 1: I also like a lot of Marin Narrow sauce with

1975
02:00:25,000 --> 02:00:28,560
Speaker 1: a Monza reala sticks. So make sure is that actually okay? Okay, okay,

1976
02:00:28,680 --> 02:00:30,880
Speaker 1: if you show up tomorrow, if you show up, bro,

1977
02:00:31,040 --> 02:00:32,800
Speaker 1: we will have no seed for you. We will have

1978
02:00:32,920 --> 02:00:35,600
Speaker 1: no Matzarella six for you. Okay, we don't have faith

1979
02:00:35,680 --> 02:00:38,720
Speaker 1: I'm so very sorry, but do you do you match

1980
02:00:38,760 --> 02:00:40,680
Speaker 1: the ball suit? Because half of my guests of Jewish.

1981
02:00:40,680 --> 02:00:42,680
Speaker 1: We're having a holiday party. We're gonna have a manure

1982
02:00:42,800 --> 02:00:44,600
Speaker 1: on one side of the trick and a tree on

1983
02:00:44,680 --> 02:00:47,840
Speaker 1: the other side. If you want to book something, maybe

1984
02:00:47,920 --> 02:00:53,920
Speaker 1: pillion in January or excuse me, what would Who's gonna

1985
02:00:53,920 --> 02:00:56,680
Speaker 1: have a holiday party in January? Do me a while

1986
02:00:56,680 --> 02:00:58,760
Speaker 1: to get your number because I don't have the internet,

1987
02:00:59,080 --> 02:01:00,400
Speaker 1: and so I had to go down down to the

1988
02:01:00,480 --> 02:01:02,600
Speaker 1: store that cuts my co cuts, you know, Bob. My

1989
02:01:02,760 --> 02:01:04,720
Speaker 1: son Marvin had to drive me there, and he drove

1990
02:01:04,800 --> 02:01:07,240
Speaker 1: me to the place that has the co cuts and Bob,

1991
02:01:07,360 --> 02:01:10,480
Speaker 1: he gave me your phone number to them. Bob that well,

1992
02:01:10,520 --> 02:01:13,840
Speaker 1: I appreciate. I wciate Bob. I appreciate Bob giving well.

1993
02:01:13,880 --> 02:01:15,600
Speaker 1: I didn't have a panther write down the phone number,

1994
02:01:15,640 --> 02:01:17,040
Speaker 1: so it took me a few minutes and that's why

1995
02:01:17,080 --> 02:01:18,840
Speaker 1: I called so late. So as you can see, there

1996
02:01:18,920 --> 02:01:21,960
Speaker 1: was a lot of things going on in that Sorry,

1997
02:01:22,040 --> 02:01:25,640
Speaker 1: but man, listen, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I

1998
02:01:25,760 --> 02:01:27,600
Speaker 1: wish we could have you come in, but we can't.

1999
02:01:27,840 --> 02:01:30,600
Speaker 1: Maybe think of a couple of other days in the future.

2000
02:01:30,720 --> 02:01:32,960
Speaker 1: Callers back and we'll try to accommodate you. All right,

2001
02:01:33,000 --> 02:01:41,160
Speaker 1: so you really down my name? My name is marsh Collopsis. Hello, yeah, hello.

2002
02:01:41,320 --> 02:01:43,040
Speaker 1: You told me to call back and tell you what

2003
02:01:43,160 --> 02:01:45,360
Speaker 1: my early is convenience was, so I wanted to tell

2004
02:01:45,400 --> 02:01:50,880
Speaker 1: you that's tomorrow. No, I try not do you tomorrow? What? No? What? No? Um? No?

2005
02:01:51,280 --> 02:01:53,080
Speaker 1: Is it because I have Jewish friends coming? Is that

2006
02:01:53,160 --> 02:01:55,600
Speaker 1: the problem? And I am offended that you were saying

2007
02:01:55,680 --> 02:01:57,440
Speaker 1: not to me. I would love to speak to your

2008
02:01:57,520 --> 02:01:59,200
Speaker 1: manager because I don't think you'll be a nice I

2009
02:01:59,240 --> 02:02:01,000
Speaker 1: think it's old people. I don't think you lack my

2010
02:02:01,080 --> 02:02:03,840
Speaker 1: Jewish friends. Nothing available tomorrow, Okay, we have other people

2011
02:02:04,200 --> 02:02:06,600
Speaker 1: up the time to plan ahead and so we cannot

2012
02:02:06,640 --> 02:02:09,880
Speaker 1: accommodate your party. So nice of you. I'm so sat.

2013
02:02:10,000 --> 02:02:12,480
Speaker 1: Thirty four of us are coming and again, sorry, you know,

2014
02:02:12,600 --> 02:02:15,280
Speaker 1: I guess what. We're closed tomorrow. You're not closed. Somebody,

2015
02:02:15,320 --> 02:02:17,840
Speaker 1: you're so funny. Don't be funny room at the end.

2016
02:02:17,920 --> 02:02:20,280
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, very funny. I don't think that's nice. You

2017
02:02:20,400 --> 02:02:23,240
Speaker 1: just being mean to oh people. You'll be sitting outside

2018
02:02:23,280 --> 02:02:25,920
Speaker 1: on the sidebook looking and watching other people who plan ahead.

2019
02:02:25,960 --> 02:02:29,880
Speaker 1: We are not accommodating your party, So you're come, are

2020
02:02:30,000 --> 02:02:32,600
Speaker 1: you laughing at because they're living in This is Danielle

2021
02:02:32,600 --> 02:02:34,600
Speaker 1: Monaro from Elvis Durand in the Morning Show, you just

2022
02:02:34,680 --> 02:02:39,440
Speaker 1: got phone tapped. Oh oh my god. Yeah, I'm not

2023
02:02:39,560 --> 02:02:42,120
Speaker 1: really an old lady. And Melissa was in on at

2024
02:02:42,160 --> 02:02:49,080
Speaker 1: the whole time. Listen you're there. Huh what hello? I

2025
02:02:49,240 --> 02:02:56,120
Speaker 1: just aged like ten years? Gotcha have an idea for

2026
02:02:56,200 --> 02:02:58,200
Speaker 1: a phone tab? Go to tell this dran dot com.

2027
02:02:58,280 --> 02:03:00,240
Speaker 1: Click on the phone tab tab, tell us what you

2028
02:03:00,280 --> 02:03:03,240
Speaker 1: want to do. This phone table was prerecorded with permission

2029
02:03:03,280 --> 02:03:07,560
Speaker 1: granted by all participants the Elvis Durand Phone tabard only

2030
02:03:07,840 --> 02:03:11,360
Speaker 1: on Elvis Durand in the Morning Show, What a Festive

2031
02:03:11,480 --> 02:03:15,240
Speaker 1: time of year. I'm an altman, I'm an ol bon out,

2032
02:03:15,280 --> 02:03:19,480
Speaker 1: beman out, I'm an out out, Shut up and get

2033
02:03:19,600 --> 02:03:24,360
Speaker 1: back to work, sorry, Sannah, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

2034
02:03:24,840 --> 02:03:28,320
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