WEBVTT - The Egg Stractor Telemarketer Call

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone tappens.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Danielle, it's your phone tap. What's it about?

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<v Speaker 2>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Carol wanted us a phone tap her husband.

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<v Speaker 3>She says he's been working on his patience lately, but

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<v Speaker 3>he really hates telemarketers.

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<v Speaker 1>So she said this will be a perfect combination.

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<v Speaker 2>So just your version of Michaelheimer is all.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, Let's see what Danielle can do on.

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<v Speaker 2>Her phone tap. Here we go. Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, it's Lisa Schlitz with the e extractor.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>The egg extractor just tap, plays and press makes so

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<v Speaker 3>many dishes extraordinary.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, why are you calling?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you do the cooking? Do you do the cooking

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<v Speaker 1>in your house?

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<v Speaker 2>Sir? How do you some of the cooking in the house?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well, the extractor is going to make your life

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<v Speaker 3>so much.

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<v Speaker 2>Easier, don't I don't need an extractor.

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<v Speaker 1>The magic of the patent extractor is pure science.

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<v Speaker 2>Sir. Hey, I'm sorry, I'm not interested. I have a

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<v Speaker 2>nice eag. Hell.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, it's Lisa again from the Eggxtractor.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, Lisa, I don't want an extractor.

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<v Speaker 3>Inside the extractor, pressure forces air from the air cell,

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<v Speaker 3>but the air bobs out perfectly dishelled.

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<v Speaker 2>I can take my own eggs out of the shell. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Seven ninety five and free shipping.

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<v Speaker 2>You will throw it a bonus. I don't want an extractor.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you say too, I'll give you two extractors.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not going to say now or ever. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want an extractor, all right, but.

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<v Speaker 1>It will make your life so much easier.

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<v Speaker 2>You know it'd be easier. I'm on the no coal lift.

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<v Speaker 2>Do not call me.

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<v Speaker 3>There is a small chamber of air called the air cell.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you know that.

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<v Speaker 2>There's going to be another problem here on the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>If you don't hang up and stop calling, well.

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<v Speaker 1>If you just give me your credit card, I'll charge

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<v Speaker 1>you the man.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not getting a damn thing for me.

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<v Speaker 1>To use Visa MasterCard, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>Stop it.

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<v Speaker 1>You're done that pay Pal and Venmo as well.

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<v Speaker 2>I accept you hanging up the phone and not calling

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<v Speaker 2>his house again, because the next call will be to

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<v Speaker 2>the bit of Business Bureau. Young fan, son of a bitch,

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<v Speaker 2>you're done.

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<v Speaker 3>If you buy the extractor today, I'll throw in the

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<v Speaker 3>easy hegway.

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<v Speaker 2>But don't give you buy your stupid product.

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<v Speaker 1>Your instructor makes your life so much easier?

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<v Speaker 2>Peel eggs in an instance, Oh does it make my

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<v Speaker 2>life so much easier? I'll take I'll take forty and

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<v Speaker 2>I'll extract water my brain. Okay, forty, Yeah, I'll take forty.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go online. I'm gonna leave all the reviews, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure will make your life easy. Peasy, lemon squeeze.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me just give your credit card phone, Yes, take

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<v Speaker 2>you easy, extract and shove it up.

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<v Speaker 1>Your That's not how it works, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>It is how it works when I buy it. Because

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<v Speaker 2>if you're a car phone call like this, we're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>have real problem.

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<v Speaker 1>Carol, are you there?

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<v Speaker 2>What's going on here?

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<v Speaker 1>Carol said that.

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<v Speaker 3>You would be at home and I could just call

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<v Speaker 3>a mess with you, and then you hate you hated

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<v Speaker 3>when telemarketers called.

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<v Speaker 1>So I decided to call you.

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<v Speaker 2>I was sorry, Love.

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<v Speaker 1>You, Love you, REGs in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>You're going to be making him from now on because

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<v Speaker 2>I'm never going to touch an egg again.

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<v Speaker 1>The Elvis Durant phone tap