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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone tappens.

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Speaker 1: All right, Danielle, it's your phone tap. What's it about?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 1: Well, Carol wanted us a phone tap her husband.

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Speaker 3: She says he's been working on his patience lately, but

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Speaker 3: he really hates telemarketers.

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Speaker 1: So she said this will be a perfect combination.

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Speaker 2: So just your version of Michaelheimer is all.

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Speaker 1: Right, Let's see what Danielle can do on.

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Speaker 2: Her phone tap. Here we go. Hello.

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Speaker 1: Hey, it's Lisa Schlitz with the e extractor.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: The egg extractor just tap, plays and press makes so

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Speaker 3: many dishes extraordinary.

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Speaker 2: All right, why are you calling?

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Speaker 1: Do you do the cooking? Do you do the cooking

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Speaker 1: in your house?

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Speaker 2: Sir? How do you some of the cooking in the house?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, the extractor is going to make your life

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Speaker 3: so much.

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Speaker 2: Easier, don't I don't need an extractor.

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Speaker 1: The magic of the patent extractor is pure science.

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Speaker 2: Sir. Hey, I'm sorry, I'm not interested. I have a

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Speaker 2: nice eag. Hell.

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Speaker 1: Hi, it's Lisa again from the Eggxtractor.

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Speaker 2: Listen, Lisa, I don't want an extractor.

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Speaker 3: Inside the extractor, pressure forces air from the air cell,

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Speaker 3: but the air bobs out perfectly dishelled.

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Speaker 2: I can take my own eggs out of the shell. Okay,

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Speaker 2: thank you.

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Speaker 1: Seven ninety five and free shipping.

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Speaker 2: You will throw it a bonus. I don't want an extractor.

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Speaker 1: Can you say too, I'll give you two extractors.

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Speaker 2: You're not going to say now or ever. I don't

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Speaker 2: want an extractor, all right, but.

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Speaker 1: It will make your life so much easier.

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Speaker 2: You know it'd be easier. I'm on the no coal lift.

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Speaker 2: Do not call me.

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Speaker 3: There is a small chamber of air called the air cell.

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Speaker 1: Did you know that.

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Speaker 2: There's going to be another problem here on the phone.

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Speaker 2: If you don't hang up and stop calling, well.

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Speaker 1: If you just give me your credit card, I'll charge

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Speaker 1: you the man.

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Speaker 2: You're not getting a damn thing for me.

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Speaker 1: To use Visa MasterCard, sir.

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Speaker 2: Stop it.

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Speaker 1: You're done that pay Pal and Venmo as well.

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Speaker 2: I accept you hanging up the phone and not calling

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Speaker 2: his house again, because the next call will be to

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Speaker 2: the bit of Business Bureau. Young fan, son of a bitch,

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Speaker 2: you're done.

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Speaker 3: If you buy the extractor today, I'll throw in the

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Speaker 3: easy hegway.

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Speaker 2: But don't give you buy your stupid product.

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Speaker 1: Your instructor makes your life so much easier?

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Speaker 2: Peel eggs in an instance, Oh does it make my

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Speaker 2: life so much easier? I'll take I'll take forty and

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Speaker 2: I'll extract water my brain. Okay, forty, Yeah, I'll take forty.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna go online. I'm gonna leave all the reviews, sir.

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Speaker 1: Sure will make your life easy. Peasy, lemon squeeze.

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Speaker 2: Let me just give your credit card phone, Yes, take

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Speaker 2: you easy, extract and shove it up.

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Speaker 1: Your That's not how it works, sir.

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Speaker 2: It is how it works when I buy it. Because

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Speaker 2: if you're a car phone call like this, we're gonna

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Speaker 2: have real problem.

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Speaker 1: Carol, are you there?

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Speaker 2: What's going on here?

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Speaker 1: Carol said that.

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Speaker 3: You would be at home and I could just call

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Speaker 3: a mess with you, and then you hate you hated

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Speaker 3: when telemarketers called.

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Speaker 1: So I decided to call you.

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Speaker 2: I was sorry, Love.

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Speaker 1: You, Love you, REGs in the morning.

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Speaker 2: You're going to be making him from now on because

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Speaker 2: I'm never going to touch an egg again.

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Speaker 1: The Elvis Durant phone tap