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Speaker 2: Zillion pieces, guys, gals, non binary pals, ladies and gentle thems,

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Speaker 2: boys and girls.

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Speaker 3: Dogs that like podcasts, helicopters that are becoming sentient. Welcome

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Speaker 3: to the Bananas Minisod. Thank you for listening on exactly

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Speaker 3: right media. I am banana Boy number two Scotti Landis.

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Speaker 4: And I'm banana Boy number one hundred brown Older And.

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Speaker 5: How are you? How was your weekend? What did you

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Speaker 5: get into?

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Speaker 4: What did I get into this weekend?

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Speaker 5: Oh? Did you have stand up somewhere?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 4: I went and saw Paved on Saturday night.

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Speaker 1: They did play that song and I've I've had like

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Speaker 1: a rock and roll three four days. I saw the

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Speaker 1: Old Steady on Thursday night out of the Blue. Bought

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Speaker 1: tickets that day forty bucks, and I was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna see the whole Steady by myself.

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Speaker 4: That was fantastic. Saw Katie Levine, our producer there.

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Speaker 5: Oh that's cool. Yeah. And they had Lily from Beach

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Speaker 5: Bunny on Bill on Friday.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so it was like hold Steady, then Lily from

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Speaker 1: Beach Bunny on Friday, and then Pavement on Saturday. So

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Speaker 1: and here's my new here's here's my my scene report, Scottie,

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Speaker 1: what's up with the scene. My Downtown LA scene report

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Speaker 1: is that I think before nine pm. Clifton's Republic is

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Speaker 1: probably the coolest place in Los Angeles.

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Speaker 5: Have you ever been. I've been several times, but never

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Speaker 1: It is they did like they redid stuff over the

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Speaker 1: over the pandemic for you if you're visiting Los Angeles,

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Speaker 1: even if you just live in Los Angeles, there's a

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Speaker 1: place called Clifton's Republic. It is It used to be

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Speaker 1: themed on sequoia trees, and so now it is this

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Speaker 5: It's like four stories or three stories.

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Speaker 1: Four stories, maybe like seven or eight different bars and

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Speaker 1: venues in it. They now also have a tiki bar

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Speaker 1: that's like it feels very magic Castley, where you like

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Speaker 4: There's literally like you can go and find little nooks

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Speaker 3: We will say, if you go to Clifton's and you're

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Speaker 3: new to La, take an uber in a lyft directly

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Speaker 3: Parts of it resemble the Walking Dead on a bad night.

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Speaker 3: So just take that uber right up to Cliftons and

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Speaker 1: Go before nine pm because at nine pm it does

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Speaker 4: But we went at seven pm.

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Speaker 1: It was empty and you can explore all of these

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Speaker 3: There's a tiki bar in the valley up near Van

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Speaker 3: It's cool and it's the oldest one in Los Angeles.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely, and tiki drinks and this is I'm not poking fun.

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Speaker 1: And it's a hangover, man, it's such it's a crazy hangover.

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Speaker 3: And we were like, let's do a podcast where every

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Speaker 3: drooling bastard society. I've lost my passion for drinking one

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Speaker 5: The straw to my lips. I have, But it's a

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Speaker 1: It is, yeah, oh no, it's a great idea for

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Speaker 3: With a liver and heart and feet. You don't want

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Speaker 3: to consume my you alcohol, you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: All right, give us So we have your confessions, we

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Speaker 4: We read them here. That's the missing ones.

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Speaker 5: Was Secret Friends or Weirdest Night of My Life?

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Speaker 4: I love it?

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Speaker 3: This one very fun. I think this falls under secret

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Speaker 3: friend confession time. You may use or not use my name.

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Speaker 3: It's a relatively victimless crime and it's usually a great

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Speaker 3: time for everybody. Great start to a DM. You can

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Speaker 3: DM's your stories and confessions on the Bananas podcast on Instagram.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, can I tell you something? Yeah, there

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Speaker 1: This was for a minisode a while back, okay, and

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Speaker 1: But the but I didn't see the the subject line

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Speaker 4: We did your story.

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Speaker 5: I said your name.

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Speaker 3: Guess what it is pretty cool. Well, we're sorry, you're absolved.

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Speaker 3: We all make mistakes. We get hundreds of these things. Okay,

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Speaker 3: I've never been engaged, but I've had many bachelorette parties.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a great idea, getting in as many free

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Speaker 3: I usually have to make up a fake spouse, wedding date,

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Speaker 1: Oh this is awesome, so they really commit to it.

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Speaker 3: I was in a student film of his when he

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Speaker 5: I was in your film. I played that person.

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Speaker 3: And he's like, oh shit, man, I were saying, Hi,

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Speaker 3: So then about a year goes by and I go,

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Speaker 3: ten years. Sean just thought i'd be fun to be

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Speaker 3: Donnie's doing this, Donnie's Donnie got a job, Donnie graduated,

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Speaker 5: They basically do bachelor weekends.

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Speaker 4: Does Donnie do things about once a year?

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, somebody I think Sean or somebody has like

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Speaker 5: It was so confusing, though, I'm like, who is done? Done? Also?

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Speaker 4: So strange to just add you?

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Speaker 5: Do? You know? Maybe I could not agree more.

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Speaker 4: I saw this guy at a Dodgers game.

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Speaker 1: What I add him to my close circle of friends?

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Speaker 3: I was the drunkest I've ever been in public, and

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Speaker 4: Okay, so we got a new one.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I got another one for you. And thinks everybody

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet you see, like she's making it still

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Speaker 5: She bailed her friend.

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Speaker 3: Now she told her boyfriend she could to kill herself. Yes,

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Speaker 3: Sorry for the long story, but hard to make the

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Speaker 3: I promise you I am not a bad influence.

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Speaker 4: Definitely not enter her house. But Anthony came from so

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Speaker 3: Yes, there was a big party house in my in

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Speaker 5: We did it for like two years.

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Speaker 3: So there was a big Halloween party and I show

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Speaker 3: He goes all right, go have a good time, have fun. Meanwhile,

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Speaker 3: there's one hundred and fifty people partying in this guy's basement.

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Speaker 3: So like he's acting like the FBI, and I'm like,

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Speaker 3: you could. You're a horrible parent.

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Speaker 1: He's such a bad parent. And also in his mind

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Speaker 1: he's like, he's like, this is where I draw the

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Speaker 1: line my vodka. You know, if I don't draw the

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Speaker 1: line here, where do I draw the line? It's just

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Speaker 1: like not having one hundred and fifty kids in your basement.

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Speaker 5: Maybe yes.

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Speaker 3: And so I go back downstairs and my girlfriend was

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Speaker 3: dressed like an angel, and she was like, it's Halloween.

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Speaker 3: It's Halloween party. And she's like, are you okay? And

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Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, I just had to give him forty bucks.

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Speaker 3: She's like that's bullshit. And her friends are all like

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Speaker 3: the fun you know, teach girls, and they're like.

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Speaker 5: What, that's crazy. That's so messed up. You don't even

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Speaker 5: drink vodka, all that kind of stuff.

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Speaker 3: And then my friend Laney goes, look at what you're

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Speaker 3: wearing and I My costume was said doctor Landis on

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Speaker 3: a badge. I was wearing scrubs and those bottle glasses

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Speaker 3: that make your eyes look insane, and it said gynecologists.

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Speaker 5: So my costume was.

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Speaker 3: Doctor Landis, kyndacologist wearing coke bottle glasses, saying I didn't

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Speaker 3: drink your Vodkaster and he didn't say anything about it.

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Speaker 4: Oh man, Oh that's so funny.

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Speaker 3: It was so funny, and I like looked at and

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Speaker 3: then we all laughed and I felt so much better.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, I was so nervous that I was going

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Speaker 3: to get like a wristed or punched or embarrassed, and

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Speaker 3: instead it's just the world's nerdiest sixteen year old Doogie

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Speaker 3: Hauser gynecologists shuffles up and hands you forty bucks.

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Speaker 4: And he's like, all right, go have fun.

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Speaker 5: You fucking weird now, you weird perverb.

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Speaker 3: Now I don't want you in my house for other reasons,

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Speaker 3: you horny sixteen year old per.

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Speaker 1: Well folks, send us your your confession, send us your stories.

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Speaker 1: We'll talk about them on minisodes. Thank you for everyone listening.

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Speaker 1: Thank you you, Scottie.

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Speaker 5: Thank you to you, KURTI b love doing it. We

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Speaker 5: love Banana.

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Speaker 4: Banana.

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Speaker 5: Bananas is an exactly right media production.

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Speaker 4: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 3: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahan.

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Speaker 1: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard and.

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Speaker 3: Our benevolent overlords are the Great Karen Kilgareff and Georgia

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Speaker 3: hartstart

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Speaker 1: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot intern.