Speaker 1: Show on the road. Heyes, Scott, I felt like I
Speaker 1: haven't seen you in a while, I know, even though
Speaker 1: I see you every week, you know, every day, every day?
Speaker 1: This is Serial Killers.
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Why can I think of her name all of a sudden?
Speaker 2: Every day?
Speaker 3: Yl every day, it's a winding road.
Speaker 1: I get a little bit closer. I like that song.
Speaker 1: What other song does she sing? I soak up the
Speaker 1: sign she had like in the late nineties, early two thousands.
Speaker 1: This is Serial Killers, the podcast where we eat cereal.
Speaker 1: We try to let you know how it is and
Speaker 1: maybe you buy it. And welcome to Labor Day. Hi,
Speaker 1: today's labor day. It's Monday. Guess what we're laboring? Yeah,
Speaker 1: by working? That's correct. Yeah, do you know it's you
Speaker 1: know what, can I just tell you something is really weird?
Speaker 1: So we're you know, most of us here are in
Speaker 1: the union, the sag Aftra, you know. And do you
Speaker 1: know that our contract here in New York does not
Speaker 1: count Labor Day as a holiday. Labored unions were built.
Speaker 1: Labor Day holidays is because of unions. So I don't understand.
Speaker 1: It's so confusing to me. Yeah, that's very confusing anyway.
Speaker 1: So we're working not getting paid any extra. You know,
Speaker 1: I do a lot of podcasts with celebrities and the
Speaker 1: amount of times I have to sit with them behind
Speaker 1: the mic, Like, we don't do this for fun. This
Speaker 1: is a hard job. As we're about to eat cereal,
Speaker 1: I just want you to know we do it for fun.
Speaker 1: We are doing this for fun, and this is fun
Speaker 1: and it's people do way harder jobs than us. So
Speaker 1: thank you to the people that do the hard jobs
Speaker 1: like doctors. Uh huh, firefighters, sure, police officers, teachers, nurses, teachers, nurses,
Speaker 1: every horse.
Speaker 3: Yes, So while this is labor, it's a labor of love.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, look at you.
Speaker 2: That's great.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Hey, okay, so this right here is episode three nine. Wow,
Speaker 1: you know what happens next week four hundred. That's insane. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it really is nice. Okay, let's eat some cereal, buddy.
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like we're at the stage now
Speaker 1: where we're overflowing with new cereals, Like all that stuff
Speaker 1: in the bottom, most of that's all new and we
Speaker 1: haven't done any of it. Wow, it's crazy exciting. So
Speaker 1: we're going to start off today with one that you.
Speaker 3: Have a table again, which is nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just yeah, I like that, well, because I've
Speaker 1: been putting all the cereal we've been eating into the dispense.
Speaker 1: You know, when they go like hotcakes? I know, how
Speaker 1: do hotcakes go? I don't even know what a hot
Speaker 1: cake is. It's a pancake for McDonald's. What.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so the.
Speaker 3: Phrase they're going like hotcakes comes from.
Speaker 1: McDonald's selling like hotcakes. I don't think it comes to McDonald's.
Speaker 1: But I've never heard it called hotcakes anywhere other than
Speaker 1: McDonald's that big breakfast there at McDonald's. They used to
Speaker 1: come in the styrofoam thing. Yeah, they called hotcakes.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 1: They might not be able to call them pancakes for
Speaker 1: some reason. There's probably something missing from them.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: That's interesting to me. I never thought of this.
Speaker 1: Right, So let's start with one of the cereals that
Speaker 1: I found at Costco a few weeks ago. Yes, I
Speaker 1: did post this on our Instagram.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the one that I found and I said
Speaker 3: it on the show, and you said, why didn't you
Speaker 3: pick it up?
Speaker 1: Really? Yeah? What's my vector?
Speaker 2: Victor?
Speaker 1: You know movie that's from The Naked Gun. I think
Speaker 1: it's the airplane. Oh is it naked gun. It's one
Speaker 1: of them. I think it's it's either naked gun or airplane.
Speaker 1: I thought it was airplane. Are you impressed that I
Speaker 1: was even close to the mark? Yeah? Thanks? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: love airplane. We've spoken about that before on the show.
Speaker 1: Surely you do. Surely, Shirley, don't call me Shirley. Okay,
Speaker 1: So this has two bags in it. It's food that
Speaker 1: fuels you. It's called vector. Take one out, go ahead.
Speaker 1: This one looks way more filled than this one, which
Speaker 1: I know is impossible. But do you see that? It's
Speaker 1: just because it there's more air in that one.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: They're sold by weight, not volume. So this is delicious
Speaker 1: multi grain flakes and crunchy granola clusters, and there's two
Speaker 1: bags in here, and I don't know how they can
Speaker 1: claim that it's delicious. Will be the judge of that
Speaker 1: smells nice? And look it's secretly distributed by a big,
Speaker 1: big company, yet it doesn't say it anywhere on the Jelloggs.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you like how I knew that too?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I said it in my post. I trust me.
Speaker 3: The last thing I was thinking of was your post.
Speaker 1: I mean technically it was our post. Yeah, hours. Do
Speaker 1: you know that, like like on the Serial Killers Instagram? Yeah,
Speaker 1: there direct messages all the time, and a lot of
Speaker 1: times they address you. Oh they do, yeah, but you
Speaker 1: don't see what do they say?
Speaker 2: They say?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay Andy? That really stuff like that. It's
Speaker 1: just you from your troll accounts. No, just damning it.
Speaker 1: You know usually when I go back to the fridge,
Speaker 1: you should say stuff, so there's not silence.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean you're making owing an eyeing.
Speaker 1: They can't hear it. I'm back there, all right. So
Speaker 1: we're gonna use two percent milk today? Thanks? I like, yeah,
Speaker 1: nice little skim, little creamy seven seven eleven?
Speaker 2: Do with skim?
Speaker 1: What are you talking about skim? Okay, you have not
Speaker 1: learned about milk this whole time? Does it look like
Speaker 1: I have? First of all, they don't call it skim anymore.
Speaker 1: Second of all, it's fat free that yeah, so you
Speaker 1: know it's very far from two percent. Maybe fu here
Speaker 1: we go, we're going matter with you. You have milk
Speaker 1: all over your legs, but couldn't have that dry dairy
Speaker 1: smell later?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I like that.
Speaker 1: I did to It tastes like something we've had before,
Speaker 1: like a corn flake. No, It tastes like a cornpike.
Speaker 2: It's it's just a little bit sweet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's hardy multi grain flakes, crunchy granola clusters. This
Speaker 1: is delicious all invector. I'm going to give this four
Speaker 1: bowls and a spoon. WoT boom mm hmm. I'm going
Speaker 1: to give it four bowls. It's nice. I don't know
Speaker 1: where else it's available other than Costco. I'm sure they
Speaker 1: probably will sell it somewhere at some point. There was
Speaker 1: another berry one that I picked up there too that
Speaker 1: I'm really excited for it. We'll do that one maybe
Speaker 1: next week. This is delicious. It is pretty good, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, and it has the essence of health h
Speaker 1: and the essence of it. Yeah. I mean there's sugar
Speaker 1: in there, a lot of sodium too. I don't taste that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm surprised about that as well. Where do you see
Speaker 1: that two hundred and twenty milligrams of sodium? Is that
Speaker 1: like a warning? I don't think it is. Oh, you know,
Speaker 1: like on the Mexican cereal that says mucho saal Yeah,
Speaker 1: mucho with the big stop sign.
Speaker 3: Yeah no, no, this doesn't say mucho sal Okay.
Speaker 2: Alright, Well it was pretty good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty good. I don't really get any See
Speaker 1: you opened it without shaking it, so there's really no
Speaker 1: granola clusters, so that might have changed it a little bit. Okay,
Speaker 1: don't you think No, I definitely got the granola clusters. Also,
Speaker 1: if you look here, the granola clusters are like that.
Speaker 1: I got a lot of those. They're like built onto
Speaker 1: the flake. It's not like a typical granola. All right,
Speaker 1: grab that little note over there, because that's the next
Speaker 1: cereal we're going to do. Is is this your park?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Not that. Right next to the tissues, there's a note
Speaker 1: happy fiftieth Yeah from Melissa and Natalie. Happy fiftieth Scottie,
Speaker 1: love your Wegman correspondence from New Jersey Melissa and Natalie.
Speaker 1: There's ten not Nicole, right, So uh they sent us
Speaker 1: a bunch of Wegman cereals once again. And let's stick
Speaker 1: with the you know, the flake theme. I love it
Speaker 1: since you're very flaky today. Uh. Wegmans. You know, it's
Speaker 1: the supermarket chain that's kind of in the Northeast. I
Speaker 1: guess they have the train. They do have the train.
Speaker 1: They don't have them all over the country, but there
Speaker 1: are lots of Wegmans. Yeah, they have a good hot bar.
Speaker 2: They do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all the stores. You can't. Can you make a
Speaker 1: blanket statement like that? Or maybe just the one by
Speaker 1: your parents' house?
Speaker 3: She could throw a blanket over your head, do it?
Speaker 1: I don't have one. So this is frosted flakes, sweet
Speaker 1: and corn flakes, Cereal cool, frosted flakes. Great, that's it.
Speaker 1: I love it. Let's do it. Do you think they're
Speaker 1: gonna be great? That was good? I ended just like him.
Speaker 1: You didn't, Yeah, I did. Tony the Tiger would approve.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: They smell like frosted flakes. Aren't you impressed that I
Speaker 1: even knew the tiger's name, Andrew? After all this time,
Speaker 1: if you did not know Tony's name, what colors the
Speaker 1: bandana he wears? Orange? No, yes it is no, it's not,
Speaker 1: yes it is no, it isn't. Yes, it is the
Speaker 1: bandana that says Tony is not orange. Yes it's not.
Speaker 1: It's not red. It is red.
Speaker 3: No, sometimes it's orange and it's straight because he's a tiger.
Speaker 1: Look it up, Andrew. It would that would that would
Speaker 1: conflict with his coloring and you wouldn't see it? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, wait, I thought he was blue for a second.
Speaker 1: You thought Tony was blue. He's a tiger. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: that's why I thought the bandana was orange, because I
Speaker 1: thought that was like a little nod.
Speaker 2: Hmm. So sweet, so nice, you're good.
Speaker 1: What that's a five bowler for me? So far, most
Speaker 1: frosted flakes that we've come across, they taste the same.
Speaker 1: If they're they If they're good, they taste the same.
Speaker 1: If they're great, they taste better.
Speaker 2: Sorry, that's fine.
Speaker 1: That was really good things. Four bowls and spoon. I
Speaker 1: really like it. Foster Flakes always a winter, very sweet,
Speaker 1: lots of sugar. Good to crash later, hopefully not while
Speaker 1: I'm driving. That's morbid.
Speaker 2: No good.
Speaker 1: Well, I gotta get out of here.
Speaker 2: You know, Labor Day and all.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I forgot. We're recording this not on
Speaker 1: Labor Day.
Speaker 2: Things to do?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we should record a bull chat on Labor Day. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll be home great, I mean today, I mean later.
Speaker 1: I mean I'm going to be in Greece. Well I
Speaker 1: technically I am coming home from Greece right now. Oh,
Speaker 1: we can do it. Can you do it on the plane?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Of course, people would love it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, now they'd love to sit next to me arguing
Speaker 3: with somebody.
Speaker 2: That's great.
Speaker 1: All right, Hey, you know what, we will be back
Speaker 1: right after this and after the frost of flakes we
Speaker 1: will have beat us. Wow?
Speaker 2: What cool? What happened?
Speaker 1: Nothing? Do you want to eat some more? Sure? What's
Speaker 1: going on in your world? Not much?
Speaker 3: Every Yeah, and you notice, and you're listening to this now,
Speaker 3: you'll see that we're now a part of the Elvis
Speaker 3: Durand podcast network.
Speaker 1: Yes, well that's right. You know what I meant to
Speaker 1: tell you. So if you go to Elvis Durant's show
Speaker 1: on Instagram, there's a little tab the podcasts. We're not
Speaker 1: on there. Okay, I'll make trabby please, thanks for sure?
Speaker 1: For sure?
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I'm going to Grease for a wedding
Speaker 1: or I've been to Grease now for the wedding.
Speaker 2: How was it?
Speaker 1: It was so good? Do you have lots of olive leaves?
Speaker 1: I don't like those? What's all up in there? I do?
Speaker 1: You're greasy with oil all over them. It's just not
Speaker 1: for me. That's not my favorite. I like spicy feta,
Speaker 1: though I don't. I don't care for anything olive related
Speaker 1: or crumbled cheese. Oh my god, Feta is the best cheese.
Speaker 1: We've talked about this. Yes, according to Oh my God,
Speaker 1: and the other one, halloomy, halloomy is the best cheese.
Speaker 2: Hey, that's Bucky.
Speaker 3: How does that even correspond to anything I said?
Speaker 1: I know, I just noticed it in the camera. If
Speaker 1: you're watching on YouTube, I'm wearing theTimes. I'm genuinely convinced
Speaker 1: you were an only child. No, I had a brother,
Speaker 1: have a brother. Yeah, I meant as a child though
Speaker 1: I was young, I was the younger brother.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you definitely have younger sibling energy like I definitely
Speaker 1: do sometimes too, where it's just like, hey, how could
Speaker 1: I refocus this on me? Bucky? Did your swarm me
Speaker 1: tell you that I have a young energy. I don't know.
Speaker 1: The guy with the thing, what are you saying? The
Speaker 1: bald guy in the robe, you're swammy something? What bald
Speaker 1: guy in a robe? Are you good?
Speaker 2: The energy?
Speaker 1: I oh, I feel your energy? That that guy what?
Speaker 1: I don't know? You go to some you go to
Speaker 1: some guy that tells your fortune about your life.
Speaker 3: I know you're fifty now, so now I can make
Speaker 3: all the jokes I did six years ago when I
Speaker 3: was calling you fifty huh are you on prevaging?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I should be.
Speaker 1: I need I need the jellyfish desperately. Yeah, like last
Speaker 1: week when I was in Florida, I went to the
Speaker 1: beach and I ate jellyfish. I really need them. You
Speaker 1: ate them from my brain. So thank you, Matt Nelson.
Speaker 1: This is some love crunch from Nature's Path organic. It's
Speaker 1: granola and it is dark chocolate and peanut butter. Cool.
Speaker 3: Looks delicious, So like, how much longer till we do
Speaker 3: this from the nursing home?
Speaker 1: Do they have Wi Fi? Yeah? Okay, I mean sure,
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's just gonna be you screaming with a
Speaker 1: bunch of old people in the back. I can't print.
Speaker 1: How do I convert? Turn this pdf? Here you go, Andrew,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to read my newspaper. There's full peanuts in here.
Speaker 1: I hope you're not allergic. No, hmmm, oh that's great.
Speaker 1: There's granola clusters. I think I'm getting full on peanut butter.
Speaker 1: There's the peanuts. This is a wonderful cereal granola thing.
Speaker 2: It's good. Wow, that is tasty? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I like that?
Speaker 2: Five balls?
Speaker 1: Okay, not that good for me, but I love that
Speaker 1: you can like feel the peanut butter in it. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna give this four poles. There's a really nice cereal
Speaker 1: or sorry granola. It's just great. And there's big clusters
Speaker 1: the peanuts, like the full peanuts.
Speaker 2: You don't like that.
Speaker 1: I didn't think I would, but I do. And I
Speaker 1: like the creamy peanut butter taste wow, and the full
Speaker 1: the little chocolate niblets. I didn't get any though I
Speaker 1: saw them go in your cup. I didn't get one. Well,
Speaker 1: maybe if you shook the bag right, you didn't shake it.
Speaker 2: Oh? Is that how it is?
Speaker 3: Yeah, same way. I didn't shake the vector, right.
Speaker 1: You didn't shake the The Love Crunch, I like it
Speaker 1: so much, The Love Crunch, pretty organic rolla, the Love Crush.
Speaker 1: You don't even know what show that was? Love Bolt.
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 1: Yes, they're playing, Yeah, that was Fantasy and the Fantasy Island.
Speaker 1: They're playing the plane. Yeah, Tattoo all the things she said,
Speaker 1: No his name was Tattoo. Oh, let's just keep making
Speaker 1: references to things that aren't right. Okay, So I guess
Speaker 1: that's it. Yeah, I'm so glad you came in today. Well,
Speaker 1: I may have been trying to get a record week.
Speaker 1: I'm all about the fans, you're all about the work.
Speaker 1: I have so much to do. Okay, you guys, thank
Speaker 1: you for listening to Serial Killers. Please follow us on
Speaker 1: Instagram at serial Killers PC. Lots of great new stuff
Speaker 1: coming on the way. The Fall cereals are coming Fall
Speaker 1: Halloween Stop ALLOWEENA. I haven't seen the monsters yet, but
Speaker 1: I know they're out there.
Speaker 2: Oo spooky what monsters?
Speaker 3: The monster Cereals, the Frankenberry, the Boo Bash, the Count Chocula.
Speaker 1: Bless you know them? And who made them this year?
Speaker 1: The Faces the Muppets. Yeah yeah, Jim Henson, very good. Nice,
Speaker 1: nice one. Nice try. You can't pull the wool over
Speaker 1: these pearly eyes. No, there's teeth. Thank you for listening
Speaker 1: to Serial Killers. Uh yeah, well well you can watch
Speaker 1: this on YouTube. Yeah, go to YouTube. There is a
Speaker 1: serial Killers channel. Is that what it's called? The channel? Yes,
Speaker 1: so subscribe to it. Yeah, and we will see you
Speaker 1: next week with episode number four hundred. Yeah, we're gonna
Speaker 1: make it special with all kinds of things. Can you
Speaker 1: get confetti cannons? No, we did that that one time,
Speaker 1: made a big mess. Yeah, they got mad at us,
Speaker 1: but there'll be all kinds of fanfare, and I'll do
Speaker 1: my you know what, maybe you know what we're gonna
Speaker 1: do for four hundred, we do three brand new cereals.
Speaker 1: That'll that's three new ones, three newbies.
Speaker 2: Great.
Speaker 1: So we'll see you next week. Until then, say crunch,
Speaker 1: Andrew Crunch. Okay, well, I guess that's it for now