1 00:00:03,680 --> 00:00:09,880 Speaker 1: The I Am rapp Report Stereo Podcast Live and you're 2 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:13,640 Speaker 1: down with Rapp Report. Yes I am, I'm a Rapperport, 3 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:17,599 Speaker 1: Yes I am I'm a Rapperport. Yes, I am a 4 00:00:17,960 --> 00:00:21,119 Speaker 1: rapper Port. Yes I am at a tune in. I 5 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:24,360 Speaker 1: am Wrapperport dot com because every single podcast, you know, 6 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:26,800 Speaker 1: he drops bombs. I've seen him on set a season 7 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:28,640 Speaker 1: vet with True Town, catch him on his way to 8 00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:31,040 Speaker 1: course fit rocking the new Balance. He asked me to 9 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:32,760 Speaker 1: do the track because you know, I round the leak. 10 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:34,840 Speaker 1: But I'm just waiting for the Robert the Nero line 11 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:37,560 Speaker 1: of the week. 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The name 35 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:44,360 Speaker 1: is Michael Rapp Report a k a The Kringo Man 36 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:47,519 Speaker 1: Dingo a K. Captain Colidis from the Caucus Mountains a 37 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:53,320 Speaker 1: k a. The inflamed oscar Nazi a K. The Raging Bullshit. 38 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:57,079 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm always raging. I'm always bullshitting a k a. 39 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:03,120 Speaker 1: The Disruptive Warrior. Let's a brand new im Rapp reports 40 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:07,440 Speaker 1: stereo podcast coming from Los Angeles. What how did I 41 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:13,639 Speaker 1: get here? I am Rapp reports, stereo podcast coming live 42 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:19,280 Speaker 1: from Los Angeles. I just arrived. Have no fear the 43 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:24,800 Speaker 1: I am Rapp reports stereo podcast is here from the 44 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:29,800 Speaker 1: I'll just say, I'll just say from unknown parts in 45 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:33,880 Speaker 1: Los Angeles, I'm not in a. The Los Angeles gloomed 46 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:36,280 Speaker 1: to him because of course I sold my house in 47 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:39,440 Speaker 1: Los Angeles. I no longer own a home in l A. 48 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:43,360 Speaker 1: And being back in Los Angeles, I feel I feel 49 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:46,360 Speaker 1: just fine about that. I feel really good about being 50 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:51,400 Speaker 1: a native, native New Yorker full time. But I am 51 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:55,320 Speaker 1: back here in New York City, taking care of business, 52 00:03:55,360 --> 00:04:00,160 Speaker 1: doing some work, doing some play, doing some family this, 53 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:06,200 Speaker 1: doing some family that. And then Friday, I am taking 54 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:09,320 Speaker 1: my act to San Francisco. I am in San Francisco 55 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:14,120 Speaker 1: at Cobbs Comedy Friday and Saturday night. I am performing 56 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:18,760 Speaker 1: at Cobbs Comedy this Friday, the eleventh, Sorry, this Friday, 57 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:22,880 Speaker 1: the fifth, This Saturday the sixth, the fifth and sixth 58 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:27,320 Speaker 1: of November, I am at Cobbs Comedy in San Francisco. 59 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:31,040 Speaker 1: Then the following week i am in New York, the eleventh, twelfth, 60 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:34,800 Speaker 1: and eleventh, twelfth, and thirteenth in New York City at 61 00:04:34,839 --> 00:04:40,640 Speaker 1: Caroline's on Broadway. And then the week after that, UM 62 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:44,320 Speaker 1: in Phoenix. I know we got big fucking iron Rapports 63 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:49,839 Speaker 1: stereo podcast fans. I'm in Phoenix and the twenty first. 64 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:53,800 Speaker 1: All tickets, all information is available at Michael Rappaport Comedy 65 00:04:53,839 --> 00:04:57,560 Speaker 1: dot com. The week after that, I'm in Albany. While 66 00:04:57,600 --> 00:05:00,680 Speaker 1: I'm off Thanksgiving that I'm in Rochester. Then I'm in 67 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:05,600 Speaker 1: Rhode Island. Then I'm done for twenty working busting my 68 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:09,159 Speaker 1: fucking ask what a fucking year it has been. But 69 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:11,960 Speaker 1: this week I'm in San fran following week I am 70 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:16,159 Speaker 1: in New York City performing in my city in New York, 71 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:18,520 Speaker 1: And then after that I'm in Phoenix. All tickets, all 72 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:22,320 Speaker 1: information for all those shows are at Michael Rappaport Comedy 73 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:26,200 Speaker 1: dot com. Come see me, um, come see me live. 74 00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:29,479 Speaker 1: You know the deal. You know the drill. If you 75 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:31,839 Speaker 1: listen to the podcast, you come to a live show, 76 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:37,880 Speaker 1: all you gotta do is say dingo, White Mike, just 77 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:40,239 Speaker 1: say dingo. Let's just keep it simple. Just say Dingo, 78 00:05:40,839 --> 00:05:44,520 Speaker 1: Kingo Man Dingo, or you could say Captain Collidis and 79 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:48,360 Speaker 1: I go oh like Superman, you go Superman. Captain Colidus 80 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:52,719 Speaker 1: goes oh um, And I'll do my best to try 81 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:56,720 Speaker 1: to meet you, try to greet you. D M me. 82 00:05:57,880 --> 00:06:00,480 Speaker 1: My d MS are back open. I I I d MS. 83 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:05,400 Speaker 1: I was suspending. I'm getting fucked on social media left 84 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:09,880 Speaker 1: right and center. I'm getting fucked on social media, left 85 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:13,520 Speaker 1: right and center. I am literally just out of I 86 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:17,560 Speaker 1: think a ten days suspension from writing d MS on 87 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:20,480 Speaker 1: social media. I couldn't respond to or write d ms 88 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:25,560 Speaker 1: on social media on Instagram, excuse me, I'm sit on 89 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:28,719 Speaker 1: a little water and now I'm back on a thirty 90 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:31,800 Speaker 1: days suspension on Facebook. I I don't know why. I 91 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:35,080 Speaker 1: don't know what the funk they're doing to me. What 92 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:36,640 Speaker 1: the funk they're doing to me. I don't know why 93 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:39,520 Speaker 1: the funk they are doing it, but they are doing it. 94 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:43,360 Speaker 1: So if you've been d M me for the last 95 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:47,480 Speaker 1: week and I haven't responded, it's because I couldn't respond. Okay, 96 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:49,719 Speaker 1: I don't know what the rules and regulations are, but 97 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:54,039 Speaker 1: I can't stop on stop. We got backdoor techniques to stuff. 98 00:06:55,120 --> 00:07:02,080 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, plenty of back door techniques to stuff rough 99 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:07,240 Speaker 1: rough stuffing anyway, Like I said, I am in Los Angeles. 100 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:11,080 Speaker 1: I had an uneventful flight, but I will tell you this. 101 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:18,000 Speaker 1: There were fifteen hundred hundred flights canceled because of weather 102 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:23,320 Speaker 1: or because of lack of personnel on American airlines this 103 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:28,320 Speaker 1: past weekend. And I flew American now Los Angeles to 104 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:31,120 Speaker 1: New York will be hard pressed to cancel those flights. 105 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:33,440 Speaker 1: Those are the big money flights, Los Angeles to New York, 106 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:37,040 Speaker 1: New York to l a coast to coast trips. But 107 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:40,040 Speaker 1: fifteen hundred flights were canceled in the last three or 108 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:42,920 Speaker 1: four days. When I landed in Los Angeles, the airport 109 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:45,720 Speaker 1: was a fucking mob scene because two flights, I believe 110 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:48,400 Speaker 1: one to Chicago, I don't know where the other one 111 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:54,640 Speaker 1: they were canceled, and motherfucker's were flipping out, flipping the 112 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:56,920 Speaker 1: funk out, and I was just glad I was leaving 113 00:07:58,280 --> 00:08:01,040 Speaker 1: because I don't want no parts of canceled flights. It's 114 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:04,920 Speaker 1: such a hassle to get to the airport. It's such 115 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:09,560 Speaker 1: a hassle with your masks and your bags and you 116 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:13,880 Speaker 1: check on this and you need your toilet, your little towels, 117 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:17,120 Speaker 1: your white bees, You need your gum. I need my 118 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:19,640 Speaker 1: my lip gloss, I need my funk, I need everything, 119 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:23,560 Speaker 1: my birch's bees. I need my headphones. I need my 120 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:29,240 Speaker 1: noise canceling headphones. I need my sweatshirt, Kashmir sweatshirt. You know, 121 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:32,840 Speaker 1: I'm Captain Kashmir. I rocked that fucking Kashmir this time. Yeah. 122 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:38,200 Speaker 1: I love it on that Kashmir ship all the time. 123 00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:41,720 Speaker 1: And this this weather. The holidays, you come up. If 124 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:44,480 Speaker 1: you got a gift to buy your your husband, your wife, 125 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:48,760 Speaker 1: your boyfriend, your girlfriend, your father, your mother, and you 126 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:51,319 Speaker 1: could afford it, get your get your mother, get your father, 127 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:54,640 Speaker 1: get your loved one, Get whoever you're involved with. Christmas, 128 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:59,960 Speaker 1: Hanuka Birthday, my wife's birthdays coming up, New Year's. Get 129 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:04,679 Speaker 1: I'm a Kashmir sweater, Kashmir scarf. Everybody likes Kashmir. Spend 130 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:07,080 Speaker 1: a couple of bucks on on a nice Kashmir gift 131 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:12,600 Speaker 1: for the one you love, Okay, because nobody will not 132 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:15,079 Speaker 1: be happy. Nobody will not smile when they get a 133 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:20,560 Speaker 1: nice piece of Kashmir, Kashmer scarf, Kashmir blanket, it's just nice. 134 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:24,920 Speaker 1: It's company soft. Gotta take care of it, guy sentence 135 00:09:24,920 --> 00:09:29,080 Speaker 1: to the dry cleaners. But it's a nice gift to have. 136 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:32,760 Speaker 1: I wish, I wish I could make a line of Kashmir. 137 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:39,160 Speaker 1: I'd make some great Kashmere pieces. First ever I Am 138 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:41,920 Speaker 1: Rapports Stereo podcast. You want to go back to episode one? 139 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:46,920 Speaker 1: What am I recording? The first ever I Am Rappaport 140 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:53,040 Speaker 1: Stereo podcast? In your day? One? Episode one? Fans, What 141 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:56,920 Speaker 1: am I wearing? The first episode of the I Am 142 00:09:57,080 --> 00:10:00,280 Speaker 1: Rappaport Stereo Podcast. I think it's like seven years ago 143 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:05,360 Speaker 1: at this point. Boom if you answered a pair of 144 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:09,280 Speaker 1: Kashmere sweatpants, Boom, you're right. And you know what, I 145 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:12,520 Speaker 1: still have those same Kashmir swept pints. You know why 146 00:10:12,559 --> 00:10:17,880 Speaker 1: because I take care of my Kashmere. Okay, it's like 147 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:20,719 Speaker 1: having like a goldfish. It's not like a dog or 148 00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:24,800 Speaker 1: a cat, or like an animal that needs, like, you know, 149 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:27,840 Speaker 1: tending every day. But a goldfish or a turtle, like 150 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:29,360 Speaker 1: a gerbi. I don't know how you take it. I 151 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:33,079 Speaker 1: don't know about turtles. I love turtles. I love going 152 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:35,240 Speaker 1: to Central Park. I see those fucking turtles. They make 153 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:38,920 Speaker 1: me so happy, beautiful. Can you imagine the life of 154 00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:42,040 Speaker 1: a New York City turtle just saying a turtle like 155 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:47,479 Speaker 1: in Florida, This ain't a turtle in like an Arizona 156 00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:51,839 Speaker 1: or the desert. Somewhere's the New York City turtle. These 157 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:57,240 Speaker 1: are special turtles in Central Park. I went for a 158 00:10:57,320 --> 00:10:59,960 Speaker 1: two and a half hour walk this weekend in Sentral Park, 159 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,360 Speaker 1: and I could have went longer. I had to go home. 160 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:05,600 Speaker 1: I had to take my wife somewhere. But I just 161 00:11:05,679 --> 00:11:08,400 Speaker 1: love that fucking park, man. I love walking through that park, 162 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:12,880 Speaker 1: and I'm happy to be in Los Angeles for a 163 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:17,360 Speaker 1: few days. This place is beaten down, man, I honestly, honestly, 164 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:19,320 Speaker 1: aside for my kids, I don't know what the fuck 165 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:24,480 Speaker 1: why I was, why I was here so long. I 166 00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:26,600 Speaker 1: don't know why I was here so long. This place 167 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:30,839 Speaker 1: is a ship hole. It has no spirit, it has 168 00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:33,720 Speaker 1: no soul. So now when I come in, I come 169 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:37,040 Speaker 1: for a few days from working. I'll stay longer. Then 170 00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:40,280 Speaker 1: get the funk out, bye bye, Get the funk out, 171 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:45,000 Speaker 1: all that beach, all that weather, all that goofy ship. 172 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:48,440 Speaker 1: I'm good. I like full. I like to put on 173 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:50,640 Speaker 1: a hoodie, I like to wear a thermal with a hoodie. 174 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:53,200 Speaker 1: Like being a little cold. Listen, I don't like being 175 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:59,080 Speaker 1: brick cold. You'll hear me complaining, crying, whining, you know, 176 00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:03,840 Speaker 1: come January, like fuck fuck Mr new York freezing his 177 00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:09,080 Speaker 1: ass off in New York. But it's well worth it anyway. 178 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:11,000 Speaker 1: The other thing that I'm gonna do while I'm here 179 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:15,560 Speaker 1: in Los Angeles, I'm getting the colonoscopy, can nicolon oscopy 180 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:20,400 Speaker 1: I'm do. I believe I got the last one in January. 181 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:25,240 Speaker 1: I'm getting this one ten months as opposed to a year, 182 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:30,120 Speaker 1: and I'm looking forward to it. No, Bruno, I am 183 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:33,880 Speaker 1: looking forward to this colon osopy. I'm hoping that the 184 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:37,559 Speaker 1: doctor tells me that my uh intestines, my large intestines, 185 00:12:38,679 --> 00:12:40,920 Speaker 1: my small intestines. I hope they said that he's got 186 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:44,240 Speaker 1: like they look like a baby, like a little fucking baby. 187 00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:47,360 Speaker 1: I want a smooth, smooth lining in my colon oscar 188 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:50,320 Speaker 1: in my in my intestines, because that means I have 189 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:54,200 Speaker 1: a healthy, healthy gut. You hear a lot of commercials 190 00:12:54,200 --> 00:13:01,560 Speaker 1: about gut health, got this gut that? Well, hopefully on Wednesday, 191 00:13:01,559 --> 00:13:04,280 Speaker 1: I'll get that great fucking news, uh that I have 192 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:06,200 Speaker 1: a healthy gut because I've been on this new diet, 193 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:12,839 Speaker 1: as you know, no inflammation, no coffee primarily i'd say 194 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:18,880 Speaker 1: about se vegetarian. I haven't had coffee and I don't 195 00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:23,040 Speaker 1: know six months now, and uh, you know, and I 196 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:25,560 Speaker 1: feel good. I'd look good obviously. I mean, you see me, 197 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:28,160 Speaker 1: you got you look good. People say that, you go, 198 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:32,880 Speaker 1: you look fucking good. I go. I know, I appreciate 199 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:35,480 Speaker 1: you saying it, but I also I know I don't 200 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:38,280 Speaker 1: need to be humble about it. It takes it takes 201 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:42,160 Speaker 1: a little discipline being uh you know, and looking as 202 00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:47,040 Speaker 1: good as I as I look sipping on my water. 203 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:49,880 Speaker 1: He could keep that mouse. Don't worry about that. Everybody 204 00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:53,080 Speaker 1: needs a little warrior. You gotta hydrate. But the prep, 205 00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:56,040 Speaker 1: the fucking prep. Man. Listen, if you are listening to 206 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:59,199 Speaker 1: this podcast and you're over forty, I think it's fort 207 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:05,240 Speaker 1: and you are a man, get your coal in oscarpy. 208 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:10,520 Speaker 1: Please get your coal on oscarpy. Okay, you don't want 209 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:14,480 Speaker 1: to be surprised when it's too late. It ain't that bad. 210 00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:18,040 Speaker 1: The prep is the worst thing. It's like drinking really 211 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:22,560 Speaker 1: really really bitter, like lime made or something like that. 212 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,800 Speaker 1: I mean, and then you stay in the house, your ship, 213 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:28,080 Speaker 1: your brains out for a few hours. Then in a 214 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:30,720 Speaker 1: couple of hours later you take another another. I guess 215 00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:35,480 Speaker 1: like it's take a cupful of this prep stuff tastes disgusting, 216 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:39,760 Speaker 1: loosens everything up to your ship, and next morning you're good, 217 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:42,440 Speaker 1: you barely ship. Then you go. They put you on that. 218 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:47,160 Speaker 1: Michael Jackson. They put you on that. That wah wah, 219 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:50,280 Speaker 1: they have you and never never land. The young shooters 220 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:53,080 Speaker 1: talking about this ketamine drip. They sain't no kenemine drip. 221 00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:55,760 Speaker 1: They put you literally on that. Michael Jackson. I forgot 222 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:59,360 Speaker 1: what it's called. Whatever the funk, Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson 223 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:02,880 Speaker 1: was this ship like they were flint stone vitamins. That's 224 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:05,240 Speaker 1: how he was walking around zonked out of his fucking mind. 225 00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:08,000 Speaker 1: Killed them. They put you on that. You're in a 226 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:13,520 Speaker 1: doctor's care Boom, next thing you know, you're up. Boom, 227 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,800 Speaker 1: give you a little gatorade. Boom, you're out. You go 228 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:18,760 Speaker 1: get a meal, Boom, It's all over, hopefully. Knock on wood, 229 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:22,400 Speaker 1: knocking on my head, knock on wood. I get a 230 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:26,240 Speaker 1: great report from my doctor. Doctor to bib, I go 231 00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:28,320 Speaker 1: in there, I break the nurses balls, I break the 232 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:31,600 Speaker 1: doctor's balls that give me. Give me something to calm down. 233 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:36,040 Speaker 1: I need something to come down. That's what I need, guys. 234 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:38,920 Speaker 1: I need to chill the funk out. Give me whatever 235 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:43,200 Speaker 1: you got to chill me the fuck out, okay, because 236 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:45,840 Speaker 1: I need to chill. I need a fucking chill pill. 237 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,440 Speaker 1: Because if I'm gonna go in there, I want a 238 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:51,640 Speaker 1: good time. You know I don't. I'm not don't want 239 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:53,600 Speaker 1: to play games. I want I want a good fucking 240 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:56,600 Speaker 1: time in there. So I take everything they could give me, 241 00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:59,120 Speaker 1: because you guys, I don't drink and take a little 242 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:03,120 Speaker 1: fucking wine every going in barely barely. I don't smoke 243 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:06,080 Speaker 1: the weed anymore. I'm doing nothing. But if, if, if 244 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:09,280 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go through the sacrifice of that prep and 245 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:11,560 Speaker 1: the colon oscarp and all that stuff while I'm in 246 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:14,160 Speaker 1: there for the hour, hour and a half knocking me 247 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:16,240 Speaker 1: the funk out, let's have a good time in here. 248 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:18,440 Speaker 1: I want a party. I tell him. I said, let's 249 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:20,880 Speaker 1: let's get that Rick james On, Let's get that Eddie Murphy, 250 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,640 Speaker 1: that party all the time, party all the time, party 251 00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:25,200 Speaker 1: all the time. Myles played a little bit of that 252 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:42,640 Speaker 1: party all the time by Rick James and Eddie Murphy. Purty, 253 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,000 Speaker 1: that's not a bad tune. You know. It was a 254 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:50,240 Speaker 1: big fucking hit Rick James and Eddie Murphy party all 255 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:54,160 Speaker 1: the time. That's when Charlie Murphy, Rick James and Eddie Murphy, 256 00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:57,800 Speaker 1: they were hanging out for the infamous Dave Chappelle's kits, 257 00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:03,720 Speaker 1: hanging hard with that party all the time. Anyway, again, men, 258 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:06,840 Speaker 1: if you're over forty five, get that call and ask me. Please, 259 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:09,119 Speaker 1: I urge you to get that fucking colon oscary. You 260 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:12,439 Speaker 1: don't want any surprises. You don't want to last minute 261 00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:17,440 Speaker 1: surprises creeping up on you. But a mom back in 262 00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:20,040 Speaker 1: l am staying my man, Jason, put your weight on. 263 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:25,000 Speaker 1: He's getting the full Rappaport experience. I said, I said, 264 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,280 Speaker 1: you're ready. He knows what he's getting. Antic he got 265 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:32,760 Speaker 1: it weak weak me me and his girls girls never experienced. 266 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,920 Speaker 1: I said, I said, sweetheart, I love he's got a 267 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:37,720 Speaker 1: beautiful girl. Okay, they got a beautiful house. I said, 268 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:40,359 Speaker 1: I said, you know what you're in for, and he 269 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,920 Speaker 1: goes oh. I told her, I said, you can't explain 270 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:46,600 Speaker 1: what she's in for, So as you wake up early, 271 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:49,159 Speaker 1: I go. You'll hear me when I'm awake, because the 272 00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:55,560 Speaker 1: morning is when I'm rocking and rolling, sniffing, snorting, coughing, 273 00:17:57,160 --> 00:18:03,800 Speaker 1: ship and stretching, planking, right, I'm doing it all. I'm 274 00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:09,960 Speaker 1: planking downward, dogging, coughing some more, sniffing some more. That 275 00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:12,720 Speaker 1: that's the morning with me. That's how I get down 276 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:17,840 Speaker 1: in the morning. It's a whole It's a whole concofney. 277 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:25,359 Speaker 1: It's a concofni CONCOFNEI concofne something. It's a whole concockney something. 278 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:32,200 Speaker 1: You know, the fucking word, the whole concofoni of sounds, moving, stretching, 279 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:38,760 Speaker 1: you know, pushing, pulling. But I'm I'm here. I had 280 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:42,840 Speaker 1: a great weekend of fantasy football. Great high score in 281 00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:48,320 Speaker 1: the Money League. Beat the ship at a jar Rule, 282 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:54,679 Speaker 1: it's murder, beat his ass. I love John Rule. There 283 00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:57,320 Speaker 1: ain't no friends in fantasy football, and there ain't no 284 00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:03,560 Speaker 1: feelings in fantasy football periods, never ever, ever. But it 285 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:08,479 Speaker 1: was a wacky, wild NFL weekend. Stuffed them my guy Jumbo, 286 00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:11,480 Speaker 1: Josh Allen, Naji Harris so I think is the rookie 287 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:15,719 Speaker 1: of the year. Nazi Harris is the rookie there, Joey Mixing, 288 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:21,560 Speaker 1: Deebo Samuel's. I got a feeling. That's a night. It's 289 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:27,560 Speaker 1: gonna be a good night. My guy Adam feeling. Mike Kasecki, well, 290 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:30,600 Speaker 1: I was gonna cut that fuck. He's playing very good, 291 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:34,000 Speaker 1: Damien Harris, Tyler Lockett went off. He was on my bench. 292 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:37,240 Speaker 1: I still had the high scoring a very competitive money league. 293 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:41,840 Speaker 1: My team is built for power, speed, and fucking. My 294 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:47,040 Speaker 1: fantasy football team is built for power, speed and fucking. 295 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,520 Speaker 1: Now you probably go, what do you mean? What the 296 00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:55,960 Speaker 1: funk do you think? I mean? Okay, it was a spooky, 297 00:19:56,280 --> 00:20:01,400 Speaker 1: spooky NFL weekend. Unfortunately, my guy, Eric the Truck Henry 298 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:03,960 Speaker 1: got hurt. They're saying he might have broke a fucking 299 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:07,040 Speaker 1: bone in his foot. I'm gonna tell you something until 300 00:20:07,119 --> 00:20:11,200 Speaker 1: I see and here from Derrick Henry himself that he's 301 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:13,679 Speaker 1: not playing for six eight weeks. I don't believe it. 302 00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:17,320 Speaker 1: Derek the Truck Henry, he could either play on one 303 00:20:17,359 --> 00:20:22,040 Speaker 1: foot or he could grow a new foot. I believe 304 00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:24,560 Speaker 1: in Derek the fucking Truck Henry. He can do ship 305 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:27,320 Speaker 1: like that. He can grow a new foot or play 306 00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:34,720 Speaker 1: on one foot. Family member, but somehow the Titans went anyway, 307 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:40,199 Speaker 1: They gotta fucking stranglehold like Mike Myers, Okay, like Jason, 308 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:43,439 Speaker 1: like Freddy Krueger on the a f C South, and 309 00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:45,840 Speaker 1: they're the number one seed in the a f C 310 00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:48,880 Speaker 1: currently without the truck during trouble. But I it ain't 311 00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:51,880 Speaker 1: over till it's over. These worms in the Howard Stern Show, 312 00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:56,760 Speaker 1: Fantasy Football League, Bob Bob Booie stuttering, stammering, fucking four 313 00:20:56,840 --> 00:21:01,640 Speaker 1: eyed freak j D mocking the fact that my guy, 314 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:06,080 Speaker 1: my number one picked the truck, got hurt, he said, 315 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:10,600 Speaker 1: who said he's hurt? Motherfucker could be out there in 316 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:15,920 Speaker 1: a fucking boot beating motherfucker's asss. The Bengals blew out 317 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:21,800 Speaker 1: the Ravens and then somehow lost to the Jets. The 318 00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:25,280 Speaker 1: Bucks lost to the Saints. Tom Brady threw that one 319 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:30,200 Speaker 1: away and listen, listen, I'm always funking my guys, showing 320 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:36,920 Speaker 1: Peyton showan p of the New Orleans Saints. That's my guy. Uh. 321 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:42,480 Speaker 1: Tom Brady threw that fucking interception, and that's good for him. Unfortunately, 322 00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:45,480 Speaker 1: jamis famous. James is out for the season, and the 323 00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:48,320 Speaker 1: Packers beat the fucking Cardinals, who are both seven and 324 00:21:48,359 --> 00:21:52,520 Speaker 1: when it was a great weekend, great week and the 325 00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:55,399 Speaker 1: Patriots beat the Charges in l a captain picks, we 326 00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:59,440 Speaker 1: called it on the money line plus one eighty. Are 327 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:01,760 Speaker 1: you fucking with the captain picks? Go to at the 328 00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:04,560 Speaker 1: captain picks if you're betting, because we have a we 329 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:09,879 Speaker 1: have a group of champions, a group of champions, A 330 00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:14,600 Speaker 1: team of champions. Over at the captain picks and the 331 00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:18,560 Speaker 1: fucking Cowboys are a real deal so far. I'm shocked. 332 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,680 Speaker 1: I'm shocked. I'm glad they beat the ship out of 333 00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:24,520 Speaker 1: the fucking well, they didn't beat the ship out of him. 334 00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:28,400 Speaker 1: But anything to do with Kirk Cousins at anytime he loses, 335 00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:30,840 Speaker 1: I say he got the ship beating out of him. 336 00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:34,159 Speaker 1: Fuck him. But the NFC and the a f C, 337 00:22:34,359 --> 00:22:37,399 Speaker 1: the the an FC is competitive, the NFC is top heavy. 338 00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:45,679 Speaker 1: My prediction as of today, My prediction as of today, 339 00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:51,600 Speaker 1: that's two sniffs for the super Bowl, the Bills versus 340 00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:56,639 Speaker 1: the Cowboys. The Bills verse the Cowboys will be the 341 00:22:56,680 --> 00:23:02,760 Speaker 1: super Bowl. Sorry Titans, sorry Raven, sorry Rams, sorry Packers, 342 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:06,040 Speaker 1: Sorry Cardinals fans. It's going to be the Bills versus 343 00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:09,720 Speaker 1: the Cowboys. But anything can happen during an NFL season. 344 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:13,400 Speaker 1: You saw what just happened to Derek the truck Henry, 345 00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:17,320 Speaker 1: and that guy is a fucking true blue beast. The 346 00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:19,840 Speaker 1: super Bowl is in Los Angeles and it's going to 347 00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:26,040 Speaker 1: be Jumbo Josh Allen versus Dak Prescott. Jimmy the slave 348 00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:28,960 Speaker 1: owner Jones is gonna be up there losing his fucking 349 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:35,560 Speaker 1: mind in l A. Those are my predictions as of today. Okay, 350 00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:41,160 Speaker 1: we're in the first week of November. If yo, ladies, gentlemen, 351 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:45,040 Speaker 1: two more months done. We need to start planning. What 352 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:49,760 Speaker 1: are we gonna do for January six? I feel like 353 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:54,520 Speaker 1: that should be like a celebration. No, I don't want 354 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:57,679 Speaker 1: to mock the deaths people died during January six. We 355 00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:01,880 Speaker 1: need to do something big for January six. Something big. 356 00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:05,159 Speaker 1: It's not a celebration. Is belittling the tragedies that happened, 357 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:08,119 Speaker 1: to deaths, the injuries that took place. I take that back. 358 00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:15,000 Speaker 1: We need to do something. We need to do something. 359 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:18,239 Speaker 1: We need to figure it out. And also, um, I 360 00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:22,320 Speaker 1: am producing a film that is dropping this week for free. 361 00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:25,399 Speaker 1: I am producing a film that is dropping this week 362 00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:29,080 Speaker 1: for free. It's called the Good Liars. It's by the 363 00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:33,200 Speaker 1: Good Liars. The film is called The Supporters. If you ever, 364 00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:34,920 Speaker 1: if you don't follow the Good Liars, I'm sure you 365 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:40,520 Speaker 1: probably have seen their videos. These guys are fucking a pisser. Okay. 366 00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:43,720 Speaker 1: They're like on some Borat throw on some Johnny Knoxville. 367 00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:49,639 Speaker 1: It's like a political sketch comedy documentary, and it's funny 368 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:53,560 Speaker 1: as fucking shit. They were following the entire Dick Stain 369 00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:57,800 Speaker 1: Donald Trump campaign all the way up until January six. 370 00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:00,600 Speaker 1: I am a producer on this film. Him. The film 371 00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:02,720 Speaker 1: is coming out for free. It's gonna wind be getting 372 00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:07,360 Speaker 1: picked up. But on the fourth, it's coming out on Thursday. 373 00:25:07,359 --> 00:25:12,800 Speaker 1: It's coming out. Go to the Supporters Movie dot com, 374 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:15,800 Speaker 1: The Supporters Movie dot Com. I am producing this movie. 375 00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:19,560 Speaker 1: Trust me, I don't care what side of the political 376 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:24,439 Speaker 1: line you're on. I promise you it's funny. They're up 377 00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:26,159 Speaker 1: in there with Pig Dick. They're up in there with 378 00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:29,440 Speaker 1: Marjorie Taylor Green. They were on the fucking on the 379 00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:33,040 Speaker 1: ground with January six and they documented all of it 380 00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:35,480 Speaker 1: and it's funny. I'm actually having them on the podcast 381 00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:38,520 Speaker 1: this week. These guys are bugged out I promise you 382 00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:41,280 Speaker 1: would take dope movie. It's for free, and trust me, 383 00:25:41,359 --> 00:25:44,080 Speaker 1: I'm trying to get this motherfucker uh in the mix 384 00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:47,520 Speaker 1: for best documentary of the year. It's that good. Okay, 385 00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:49,760 Speaker 1: the Supporters movie. I'm gonna have them on the podcast 386 00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:54,080 Speaker 1: later this week, um and interview them. They're going down 387 00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:57,400 Speaker 1: to Virginia to interrupt. These guys are interrupters. These guys 388 00:25:57,400 --> 00:26:00,680 Speaker 1: are disruptors, but they're funniest fuck They went down to 389 00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:03,800 Speaker 1: Virginia here because there's a whole you know, election down 390 00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:05,800 Speaker 1: there with the governor and all that ship. I don't know, 391 00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:11,199 Speaker 1: I can't keep tracking. I'm a little tired to the guys. Sorry, 392 00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:17,919 Speaker 1: chewing Ice. I'm a little tired from flying banged up. 393 00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:20,320 Speaker 1: I got a long week ahead of me. Okay, I 394 00:26:20,359 --> 00:26:25,639 Speaker 1: got a long fucking week ahead of me here past 395 00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:56,520 Speaker 1: who else is going on? So there's a rumor, there's 396 00:26:56,520 --> 00:27:01,720 Speaker 1: an alleged rumor that Pete Davidson could possibly be on 397 00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:06,360 Speaker 1: the verge of dating hanging out with Kim Kardashian. Now, 398 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:08,639 Speaker 1: I've been asked a few other times since I have 399 00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:15,800 Speaker 1: the the documentation I created the lineage the book on 400 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:19,280 Speaker 1: Who's a Stickman who's not a stickman. We We've went 401 00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:22,400 Speaker 1: over this many times. Leonardo DiCaprio the greatest of all time, 402 00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:27,520 Speaker 1: just just above Warren Beatty, who's just above Jack Nicholson. 403 00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:31,959 Speaker 1: Then we have greats like Milton Burrow, John F. Kennedy, 404 00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:36,560 Speaker 1: John F. Kennedy Jr. Okay, we've documented at all, Dominique 405 00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:39,359 Speaker 1: Wilkins from the NBA. I mean, there's plenty of great 406 00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:44,480 Speaker 1: coxman stickman. Derek Jeter one of the best of all time. 407 00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:46,800 Speaker 1: I've been asked in the last year or two a 408 00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:50,919 Speaker 1: couple of times because of some of the work that 409 00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:54,359 Speaker 1: Pete Davidson has done. Who I just saw at the 410 00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:56,439 Speaker 1: fucking Brooklyn Nets game. If you saw this guy in 411 00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:58,520 Speaker 1: real life, you would not even believe we're having a 412 00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:00,800 Speaker 1: discussion for this guy to be a stickman. But I said, 413 00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:10,240 Speaker 1: Milton Burrow, the comedian, Uncle Milty, fantastic coxman. Mickey Burgess, 414 00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:14,480 Speaker 1: Meredith in his day, incredible coxman. That's that's how the 415 00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:17,520 Speaker 1: whole thing started. When I was working with Sylvester Stallone 416 00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:22,160 Speaker 1: on the set of Copland, he told me, he said, 417 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:27,440 Speaker 1: you know, Burgess was an incredible stickman. I go, what Burgess? 418 00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:31,200 Speaker 1: Burgess Merri's great Coxman. I blew my fucking mind. That's 419 00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:34,160 Speaker 1: how the whole thing started. It's old documented in my book. 420 00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:36,240 Speaker 1: This book has balls sports rans from the m v 421 00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:39,240 Speaker 1: P of Talking Trash, which is still available. Talking about gifts, 422 00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:43,120 Speaker 1: Get yourself the fucking the book Get Yourself the Gift 423 00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:46,960 Speaker 1: of great Rants from the m v P of Talking 424 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,680 Speaker 1: Trash yours truly, you could read it, you could listen 425 00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:54,160 Speaker 1: to it. Books on tape. Simon and Schuster, they say, 426 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:59,880 Speaker 1: no self published wacky manifesto. I break down the first 427 00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:03,880 Speaker 1: ever greatest stickman, greatest coxsman of all time, Matt Dylan. 428 00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:08,400 Speaker 1: It's it's all, It's all been documented. The point is 429 00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:11,000 Speaker 1: that a couple of people said, uh, Pete david said, 430 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:13,719 Speaker 1: I said, no, I don't care if he's banging a 431 00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:16,840 Speaker 1: model here or there or Kate beckinsal. I believe he 432 00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:20,320 Speaker 1: was with her. It takes years to to to be 433 00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:24,280 Speaker 1: in the company of the people I just mentioned. Matt 434 00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:27,400 Speaker 1: Dillon had his eighteenth birthday at Studio fifty four in 435 00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:34,160 Speaker 1: the eighties. Hey, this is Pete Davidson ship. However, if 436 00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:39,200 Speaker 1: it turns out that Pete Davidson with his painted nails 437 00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:46,400 Speaker 1: and and his terrible fashion sense is banging Kim Kardashian. 438 00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:51,280 Speaker 1: We need to have a board meeting the board members. 439 00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:55,680 Speaker 1: This is in secret. The board members will run the numbers, 440 00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:59,640 Speaker 1: crunch the numbers, and it needs to be taken into consideration. 441 00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:04,760 Speaker 1: If this guy is in fact stopping Kim Kardashian, we 442 00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:11,240 Speaker 1: need to take that very very very seriously. However, until 443 00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:17,600 Speaker 1: those reports are confirmed, Okay, we're not going any further 444 00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:23,760 Speaker 1: in discussing, diagnosing, or declaring Pete Davidson a stickman and 445 00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:30,440 Speaker 1: or a cox men. Okay, that's that's the word and 446 00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:33,480 Speaker 1: the only word and the final word I'll say about that. 447 00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:38,840 Speaker 1: We don't just give away stickman. We don't just give 448 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:42,120 Speaker 1: away coxman. That's not how it works over here at 449 00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:49,560 Speaker 1: the I. M. Rapp Report stereo podcast. Um, finally, apparently 450 00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:54,680 Speaker 1: there's some wacky speaking of January six. I guess at 451 00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:58,640 Speaker 1: a NASCAR race the other day, you know, we we 452 00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:01,720 Speaker 1: we we know the type of people that go to NASCAR. NASCAR, 453 00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:07,600 Speaker 1: there was a bunch of people saying Biden sucks or 454 00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:09,640 Speaker 1: funk Joe. You know, they were saying fuck Joe Biden 455 00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:12,040 Speaker 1: at the NASCAR event. This is what they do. You 456 00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:14,160 Speaker 1: go to a NASCAR race and then you're you're worried 457 00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:20,080 Speaker 1: about politics, you dummies, ha ha, you fucking idiots. And 458 00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:24,640 Speaker 1: they were saying fuck Joe Biden, and uh apparently the 459 00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:27,520 Speaker 1: announcer because he could hear them, I said they that 460 00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:32,600 Speaker 1: they were saying, let's go Branden. Miles Jordan play the 461 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:47,160 Speaker 1: clip it's win viral. Let's go Branden now is a 462 00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:50,400 Speaker 1: code name for Joe Biden sucks or fuck Joe Biden. 463 00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:53,320 Speaker 1: So in the last few days, I've had people comment 464 00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:55,920 Speaker 1: on my social media pages they go, let's go Branden, 465 00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:58,400 Speaker 1: and what the funk you talking about? Braden? My man, 466 00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:02,320 Speaker 1: you know, let's go Brady. I ain't to Tom Brady fan, 467 00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:07,920 Speaker 1: what are you talking about? And then somebody commented on 468 00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:09,840 Speaker 1: the common and then they told me what it meant, 469 00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:11,520 Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, oh, you guys are so 470 00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:13,520 Speaker 1: proud of you. So you got your little code words, 471 00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:16,880 Speaker 1: Let's go Braden. They're so proud of themselves, like that's 472 00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:20,360 Speaker 1: the new funk Joe Biden thing. And it's funny because 473 00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:26,040 Speaker 1: let's go Branden, which is now a Republican whack job. 474 00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:28,360 Speaker 1: Not all Republicans are whack chold, but if you're a 475 00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:31,120 Speaker 1: whack job Republican. They say that proudly. There's t shirts, 476 00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:34,640 Speaker 1: there's flags that say Let's go Brandon. They're so fucking 477 00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:39,240 Speaker 1: happy and fond of this this little code word UH 478 00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:42,960 Speaker 1: for Joe Biden sucks, and they're they're just boaming, they're 479 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:48,120 Speaker 1: just foaming at the mouth, giddy with pride. And if 480 00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:54,720 Speaker 1: let's go Brandon means Joe Biden sucks. Donald Trump is 481 00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:58,160 Speaker 1: a scumbag still means Donald Trump is a scumbag. Donald 482 00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:01,800 Speaker 1: Trump is a two bit good for nothing low life 483 00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:08,200 Speaker 1: three card Monty playing pimp still means that Donald Trump 484 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:11,320 Speaker 1: is a two bit good for nothing, low life three 485 00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:14,920 Speaker 1: card Monty playing pimp. We don't need any code words. 486 00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:17,120 Speaker 1: We don't need any buzz words. We don't need any 487 00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:21,200 Speaker 1: secret handshakes or secret language to say that Dick Stain 488 00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:24,480 Speaker 1: Donald Trump is and always will be Dick Stain Donald 489 00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:27,680 Speaker 1: Trump pig. Dick Donald Trump is and always will be 490 00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:32,680 Speaker 1: picked Dick Donald Trump. Miserable. Milania is miserable Milania. You 491 00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:35,320 Speaker 1: saw the clipper her at the Atlanta Braves game. She 492 00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:39,000 Speaker 1: can't stand that motherfucker. We don't need code names, we 493 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:43,040 Speaker 1: don't need code words, We need secrets. Passwords in election. 494 00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:46,160 Speaker 1: Look at the look on Milania's face when she's with him. 495 00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:51,800 Speaker 1: She can't stand that motherfucker. So you could let's go 496 00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:55,600 Speaker 1: break in these nuts. Dick stain, Donald Trump Jr. Is 497 00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:59,200 Speaker 1: still piss stained Donald Trump Jr. And so forth and 498 00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:06,440 Speaker 1: so on. Can't stop, won't stop, can't stop, won't stop anyway, 499 00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:09,640 Speaker 1: I'm out. I gotta go get my mind right too 500 00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:11,600 Speaker 1: fast for the next morning, four hours. I gotta go 501 00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:14,319 Speaker 1: get my mind right to do my uh my pre 502 00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,920 Speaker 1: prep for my coaling us could be I'll be back. 503 00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:20,600 Speaker 1: I'll say there might be two more episodes this week. Okay, 504 00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:24,000 Speaker 1: on Thursday, I'm dropping an episode. I'm gonna get these 505 00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:28,280 Speaker 1: good liers on. Check out the Supporters movie. It's free. 506 00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:30,560 Speaker 1: It ain't gonna be free for long, but check that 507 00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:34,960 Speaker 1: movie out. And I'm out. We come the way we end, 508 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,319 Speaker 1: We end the way we come, Miles Jordan, take me 509 00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:39,080 Speaker 1: at it, what's up, realized, Take me at it with 510 00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,680 Speaker 1: something real, proper, but most importantly, end this motherfucker. I 511 00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:46,200 Speaker 1: am upport stereo podcast. It's something real loud and something 512 00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:49,440 Speaker 1: real fucking see. I am rapping sports stereo podcast. I'm 513 00:34:49,480 --> 00:35:06,080 Speaker 1: out the net and the next, and the next depend 514 00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:13,200 Speaker 1: and the nest and the depend and the next three 515 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:28,000 Speaker 1: to three the