WEBVTT - Ep5A | Pyrite Kingdom - Oren’s Oasis

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<v Speaker 1>Int request created by Michael Freiberg, a production of iHeartRadio

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<v Speaker 1>There's no oasis. This land isn't even fertile. We're standing

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<v Speaker 1>at the outer edges of the astral desert with nothing

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<v Speaker 1>for miles but death and decay. Ether, what serious have

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<v Speaker 1>pepper pot candy? Oh? Here? Serious? M According to the map,

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<v Speaker 1>the oasis should be right over this, dude. Ether, second

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<v Speaker 1>pepper pot for serious? I just gave you here. Take

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<v Speaker 1>the bag. Don't eat too many or you'll get pepper

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<v Speaker 1>pod madness really eats our serious more pepper pot candy? No,

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<v Speaker 1>you just ate the bag. As I was saying the

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<v Speaker 1>oasis logo, look around, do you see an oasis full

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<v Speaker 1>of life in riches? Or do you see that the

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<v Speaker 1>only thing down in those dunes is an old, broken

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<v Speaker 1>down castle lost to the sands of time. A castle,

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<v Speaker 1>but either According to the map, rings close proximity to

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<v Speaker 1>an oasis and water is essential to our survival. If

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<v Speaker 1>we don't take proper precaution to replenish our canteens, we

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<v Speaker 1>risk dehydration and exhaustion from exposure to the desert sun. Serious,

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<v Speaker 1>no need water serious strong store water on back blood.

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<v Speaker 1>Camel go weeks without water, soaking desert sun can not.

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<v Speaker 1>Only is that not how nutrients are absorbed in the body.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not how camel store water either. Besides, even camels

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<v Speaker 1>stop at watering holes to drink and refuel. It's only

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<v Speaker 1>sensible we do the same logo. There is no watering hole,

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<v Speaker 1>only that stone castle at the bottom of the dune.

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<v Speaker 1>You led us all the way to the outer edges

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<v Speaker 1>of the Azral Desert for nothing. What we need to

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<v Speaker 1>do is return to the main path while there's still

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<v Speaker 1>hope of finding the mole air or else. By the

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<v Speaker 1>time we reach Imperia, we'll have missed the solar eclipse

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<v Speaker 1>and be as shriveled up as the pepper pod candies

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<v Speaker 1>running away in serious as gold. But according to the map.

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<v Speaker 1>According to the map, there shouldn't even be a castle.

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<v Speaker 1>The map is wrong. Precisely. The castle has fifty foot

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<v Speaker 1>high walls, four armored turrets, and a fortified central bell

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<v Speaker 1>tower that stretches to the sky, all of which is

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<v Speaker 1>surrounded by a dry moat at least thirty feet deep

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<v Speaker 1>and twelve feet wide. Whoever built this castle must have

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<v Speaker 1>done so to privatize and protect a most valuable resource.

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<v Speaker 1>The otis water, water, pepper pod burn, hot and serious

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<v Speaker 1>billy makes serious thirsty. We've already wasted too much time.

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<v Speaker 1>We have to head back to the path. I forget

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<v Speaker 1>it while we're out here. I guess it couldn't hurt

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<v Speaker 1>the scabbnge for supplies. Lucky for us, the castle's drawbridge

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<v Speaker 1>is already down. And second thought, no one builds a

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<v Speaker 1>castle like that because they welcome visitors. Maybe we should

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<v Speaker 1>turn back. How much water is left in the cancies?

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<v Speaker 1>They're empty? No water? No water? What serious? Need water?

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<v Speaker 1>Serious belly burn like like bapper pod fire? Serious? Stop?

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on? Looks like we're storming the castle for water. Serious,

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<v Speaker 1>stay put at the end of the drawbridge. It's safer

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<v Speaker 1>if we entered the castle together. Serious wrong, serious water

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<v Speaker 1>water d well. We can't be positive this find your

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<v Speaker 1>water right logo? Uh sure? Ether hold on through the

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<v Speaker 1>castle entrueway together. Marble columns or Nate's tapestries, double winged

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<v Speaker 1>staircase in size and stature. The castle's reception chamber resembles

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<v Speaker 1>that of a grand hall. Despite the neglect, you can

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<v Speaker 1>tell this castle was once home to a great king.

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<v Speaker 1>Look water what where overhead a banner of the royal

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<v Speaker 1>coat of arms. It depicts a gilded chalice overflowing with water,

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<v Speaker 1>King Oran of water Land. My intuition about the place

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<v Speaker 1>was correct. It appears this castle once belonged to the

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<v Speaker 1>Great King Oran. Well, I'm sure it was a sight

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<v Speaker 1>to see. Hello, anyone home Oran either stopped, someone might

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<v Speaker 1>hear hear that silence? What I tell you? Abandoned. We

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<v Speaker 1>got the whole castle to ourselves. Looks like this way

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<v Speaker 1>leads to the throne room. Come on, the throne room

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<v Speaker 1>must be one of the rooms down this hall. That

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<v Speaker 1>immense blackstone door at the end of the corridor. Why

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<v Speaker 1>is there a mirror in the center of it? Huh,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Maybe the mirror is to reflect the

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<v Speaker 1>light from the ceiling chandelier and brighten up the place blots.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder where it goes. It appears to require a

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<v Speaker 1>hieroglyphic cipher to open one hundred different symbols. There's an

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<v Speaker 1>inscription over the door's arch. Simple eyes symbolize sinful lines.

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<v Speaker 1>What does it mean? Clue for water? We shouldn't stick

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<v Speaker 1>around to find out logo. Would you relax. There's nothing

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<v Speaker 1>to worry about. We're the only ones here. But if

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<v Speaker 1>that's true, who's been letting the torches on the wall?

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<v Speaker 1>What was that? Water? Water? Water? Serious? After him? Water?

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<v Speaker 1>War serious? Not another step either in center of throne

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<v Speaker 1>rooms water will We don't know what's down there. This

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<v Speaker 1>could all be a trap. I tried to tell you

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<v Speaker 1>that back on the dunes. You didn't listen. Yeah, sound

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<v Speaker 1>come from inside well at bottom? Serious, find source, find water,

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<v Speaker 1>don't be rash. The logical thing would be to consider

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<v Speaker 1>all possibilities before arriving at such a conclusion. Fire water. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>he just leapt into the well. It's bit black down there,

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<v Speaker 1>with no visibility to the bottom. He could be injured,

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<v Speaker 1>that is, assuming he survived the fall at all. What

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<v Speaker 1>should we do? We go down after him? What? No,

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<v Speaker 1>that would only put us at risk too serious deeds us? Oh? Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I know. Water wells are essentially a simple rope and

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<v Speaker 1>pulley system centered on a fixed axle. If we lower

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<v Speaker 1>the empty water bucket hanging above the well for serious

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<v Speaker 1>to grab a hold of, we can use the other

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<v Speaker 1>end of the rope to safely hoist them up the

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<v Speaker 1>ground level. We can't pull them out ourselves. Serious, is

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<v Speaker 1>way too heavy and chalk full of pepper pot candies.

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<v Speaker 1>That's where you're wrong. By tying the rope ground several

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<v Speaker 1>sturdy objects found around the room, such as the the

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<v Speaker 1>anister and throne itself, one can introduce sufficient counterweight to

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<v Speaker 1>anchor the system and significantly reduce the force required to

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<v Speaker 1>lift it out. Yet there, that should do it. Okay, serious,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm dropping down the bucket. Grab hold of it. We're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get you out of their buddy logo. Tell me

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<v Speaker 1>when to pull them a raise them up together. That's

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<v Speaker 1>not necessary, huh. I've added sufficient oppositional force into the

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<v Speaker 1>system to extract a small boulder. Even someone of modest

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<v Speaker 1>strength like myself could raise him unaided simply by knotting

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<v Speaker 1>the rope around their waist life itself and lifting at

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<v Speaker 1>an angle near parallel to direction of motion. Allow me

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<v Speaker 1>to demonstrate whatever, Just do it already, as soon as

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<v Speaker 1>you let go of the rope, logo, I'm a big rattle. Serious,

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<v Speaker 1>broke my fault. I guess she's heavier than I thought.

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<v Speaker 1>Get us out of here. Well, hell all right, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna grab a torch off the wall and come down

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<v Speaker 1>there myself. The rope's anchored around the wells axle. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>repel down and then we can climb back up. Be

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<v Speaker 1>right there, Serious, you're right serious, okay, but but well

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<v Speaker 1>empty sorry never pot madness, water water, who's that? Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>Who are you? Why are you down here? Water water?

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<v Speaker 1>He appears to be in some sort of trance. Looks

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<v Speaker 1>like he's had a rough go of it, bound, beaten

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<v Speaker 1>and left at the bottom of a well. We have

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<v Speaker 1>to want tie him, But remember what you said about

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<v Speaker 1>this being a trap. Maybe he's tied up for good reason.

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<v Speaker 1>If we leave right now, don't touch anything, then we

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<v Speaker 1>can leave him to die and we'll never learn who

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<v Speaker 1>did this to him and what danger lies ahead. Besides,

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<v Speaker 1>he's no threat to the three of us. Untie him, water, Water,

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<v Speaker 1>you'll never get your hands. I'm bone water water. Drops

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<v Speaker 1>of water in bucket on ground next to him. Serious,

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<v Speaker 1>forget it, help much, finish on tying him? Water, give

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<v Speaker 1>serious strength. Who are you three? We're travelers who wanted

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<v Speaker 1>in from the desert. What happened here? I'll tell you

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<v Speaker 1>everything I know, but first introductions are in order. I

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<v Speaker 1>am King of the Waterland Sage of the water Buffalo,

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<v Speaker 1>Guardian of flow is or welcome to my home, your

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<v Speaker 1>king and only king, or I'm ether that's serious and logo,

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<v Speaker 1>how long have you been in this well? I'm I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not sure. Last thing I remember is we were under

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<v Speaker 1>attack and I was headed to my escape tunnel to

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<v Speaker 1>wait it out. The entrance, which is hidden in the

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<v Speaker 1>wall behind my throat. My escape tunnel, leads to the outside,

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<v Speaker 1>and only I know the code to enter. Were you ambushed? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I must have been, and that's what I've blacked out

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<v Speaker 1>and fell into this stupor. He must have tied me

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<v Speaker 1>up and left me in this wealth. He must be

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<v Speaker 1>behind this. He has returned. He who are you talking?

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<v Speaker 1>The King of the Shadowland, King of Shadows, the King

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<v Speaker 1>of the Shadowland, My greatest rival, who has long since

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<v Speaker 1>terrorized my kingdom, Lord Nero. Lord Nero. Nero has driven

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<v Speaker 1>away most of the Waterland people on fear and is

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<v Speaker 1>the reason the few who stayed behind remain hidden in

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<v Speaker 1>this kingdom like beetles, and now, with no one wants

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<v Speaker 1>to defend the castle, Nero really comes and goes as

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<v Speaker 1>he pleases me. He seems to be growing stronger each

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<v Speaker 1>passing day. What is his objective? Neros after one thing,

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<v Speaker 1>and one thing, only water. But as long as I'm alive,

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<v Speaker 1>he'll never get his hands on it, and Nero needs

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<v Speaker 1>me alive. I could explain. The water Lands oasis is

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<v Speaker 1>in the Imperial Grounds, located behind the castle. The Imperial

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<v Speaker 1>Grounds containing the oasis is whole week nclosed on all sides,

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<v Speaker 1>with fortified fifty foot walls on the eastern and western perimeters,

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<v Speaker 1>and unscalable mountains in the distance. The only way to

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<v Speaker 1>enter the grounds is through the castle's rear door, made

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<v Speaker 1>of impenetrable black stone and secured by hiro affect cipher.

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<v Speaker 1>If a wrong coat is answered three times in a row,

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<v Speaker 1>the door will lock forever. The blackstone door at the

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<v Speaker 1>end of the corridor, the one with a mirror in

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<v Speaker 1>the center beneath the chandelier, so you've seen it. I

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<v Speaker 1>alone know the answer to the cipher and will never

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<v Speaker 1>surrender it to Nero. He must never reach the oasis.

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<v Speaker 1>The water belongs to the water Land Kingdom, and he

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<v Speaker 1>is mine and mine alone. Sorry, serious drink your water nonsense.

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<v Speaker 1>Because they refuse to willingly give him the water, Nero's

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<v Speaker 1>decided he'd take it by force, even if it means

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<v Speaker 1>ringing it out of me one tear at a time.

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<v Speaker 1>But despite all the suffering, he'll never break me. You

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<v Speaker 1>didn't drink my water, You drank my tears. Wait a minute,

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<v Speaker 1>water cipher oasis. If you have an oasis full of water,

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<v Speaker 1>why is there no water in this well or the

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<v Speaker 1>moat that surrounds the castle or in bucket? Do you

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<v Speaker 1>really think I'd allow the oasis water to flow freely

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<v Speaker 1>throughout the kingdom while Nero terrorizes it. Every drop that

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<v Speaker 1>graces his lips is one less for the water land people.

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<v Speaker 1>I've swore to guard the flow of water in this

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<v Speaker 1>realm with my life, and we'll defend the oasis for

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<v Speaker 1>as long as I'm the king with great hotter. I

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<v Speaker 1>wear the badge of my royal etom say, your badge

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<v Speaker 1>is a picture of a water buffalo with your name

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<v Speaker 1>across it and underneath the word flow. Yes, I am

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<v Speaker 1>the guardian of flow? Well or in guardian of flow?

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me how do you know that Nero hasn already

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<v Speaker 1>gotten his hands on your water? That the oasis this

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<v Speaker 1>isn't dry? Would you like to see it? Yes? Yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we would. Then at the time we climb out of

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<v Speaker 1>this well. To the gentlemen, we've arrived the highest point

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<v Speaker 1>of the water Land Kingdom. The viewing balcony awakes. I

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<v Speaker 1>invite you three to step outside and behind my kingdoms

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<v Speaker 1>round jel the Waterland Oasis. Now come back inside with me.

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<v Speaker 1>There is something I must ask you three. You never

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<v Speaker 1>told me down on the well. What business brings you

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<v Speaker 1>to the water Land Kingdom. We came in search of water.

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<v Speaker 1>We have a long journey ahead of us, and only

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<v Speaker 1>wish to refill our canteens at your oasis, after which

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<v Speaker 1>will be on our way. I see, so you've come

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<v Speaker 1>for my water well. Perhaps an arrangement can be made.

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<v Speaker 1>Return with me at once to the throne room. We

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<v Speaker 1>shall discuss terms. So or in what did you have

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<v Speaker 1>in mind? An alliance of forces against a common enemy?

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<v Speaker 1>Common enemy? It appears you in the shadow Land king

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<v Speaker 1>are both after my water. But if he reaches the

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<v Speaker 1>oasis first, there will be nothing left for you three.

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<v Speaker 1>But send Nero will stop at nothing. But I've studied

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<v Speaker 1>his nature, uncovered his secret weakness. I can defeat him.

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<v Speaker 1>What need us for? Alas two weeks to do it alone?

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<v Speaker 1>While the Waterland's castles made of stone. My people are

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<v Speaker 1>not as I've noted. Those subjects of mine who have

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<v Speaker 1>yet to flee, stay coward away and hide. But if

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<v Speaker 1>you join me in fighting the Shadowland King, together, we

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<v Speaker 1>can end his reign of terror upon my kingdom and

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<v Speaker 1>defeat him. And for your troubles, I will shower you

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<v Speaker 1>three with so much water your cups will overflow. We're

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<v Speaker 1>civilian mercenaries, not sell swords. This is your battle to fight. Ah.

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<v Speaker 1>But even in my stupor down in the well, I

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<v Speaker 1>recognized you three persis the inherent qualities of great soldiers. Serious,

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<v Speaker 1>with your pulking strength and fierce heart, you'd make a

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<v Speaker 1>great warrior chief, in charge of training the last of

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<v Speaker 1>the Waterland people and leading them into battle. Logo. You

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<v Speaker 1>have a most impressive mind an unrivaled acumen. You would

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<v Speaker 1>have had our military strategy, responsible for formulating battle tactics

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<v Speaker 1>and managing the logistics behind out. Winning our opponent sounds

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<v Speaker 1>logical to me and eat her. You have the spirit

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<v Speaker 1>of a natural born leader. My second in command, you'd

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<v Speaker 1>help me understand the mind of our enemy, solve the

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<v Speaker 1>puzzle of his soul, and lead our kingdom against Nero

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<v Speaker 1>when the time comes. When the time comes, the black

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<v Speaker 1>bell atop the Kingdom sounds the alarm. Three rings from

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<v Speaker 1>the bell tower signifies the Shadowland King's return. Here's some

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<v Speaker 1>tune I know all too well. When Nero is finally

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<v Speaker 1>defeated and peace restored to the Waterland Kingdom, the black

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<v Speaker 1>bell will ring out all through the night in celebration

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<v Speaker 1>with your help, its victory song will be heard throughout

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<v Speaker 1>the realm uh huh. And exactly how big is Nero's army?

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<v Speaker 1>He will come alone. I can assure you that. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>will you three join me in this final fight for freedom? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>D I propose atoms. They keep a special reserve bottle

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<v Speaker 1>of the purest Waterland water in my throne room for

0:20:58.359 --> 0:21:03.400
<v Speaker 1>rare occasions like this. You're defeating Mero and restoring the

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<v Speaker 1>flow to the Waterland Kingdom here here, after our victory.

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<v Speaker 1>There's much more where that came from, much more, I

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<v Speaker 1>promise now, we don't have long until Nero's return. Serious,

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<v Speaker 1>my warrior cheek, report to the armory on the main hole,

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<v Speaker 1>last room on the left. You'll have free reign of

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<v Speaker 1>the arsenal containing the Waterland's best weapons and equipment. Use

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<v Speaker 1>it's to arm the infantry. After the armory, make your

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<v Speaker 1>way to the barracks in the next room. Over the

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<v Speaker 1>barracks is where you'll find the remaining Waterland people. Hide

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<v Speaker 1>them each trust us knights, but do not be fooled

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<v Speaker 1>by their silver suits of armor. There are our soldiers

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<v Speaker 1>and them I trust, though you'll make warriors out of them. Yet, logo,

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<v Speaker 1>my head of strategy. Off to the war room for

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<v Speaker 1>you down the main hall, last room of the right.

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<v Speaker 1>I grant you full autonomy over the Waterland's royal archives

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<v Speaker 1>and vast capital reserves. Use them wisely to deploy our

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<v Speaker 1>resources and ensure where battle ready. I have faith in

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<v Speaker 1>you to formulate our path to victory. Affirmative either, my general,

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<v Speaker 1>you are a remain of my side here in the

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<v Speaker 1>throne room, and help me dissect the psyche of the

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<v Speaker 1>Shadowland King. His mind is a murky enigma, but deciphering

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<v Speaker 1>its true nature is the way to our victory. When

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<v Speaker 1>the bell tolls three times, you will lead the Waterland

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<v Speaker 1>Kingdom to war. I will now go. Thank has your stations, swords, stacks,

0:23:00.480 --> 0:23:09.000
<v Speaker 1>chests of supply, all stock of barrels, pile high. Serious

0:23:09.080 --> 0:23:13.879
<v Speaker 1>approve of waterland armory from Arsenal built great army to

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<v Speaker 1>take down Shadow King? What in parrels? Bottom barrels mark

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<v Speaker 1>black powder? Black powder must be for bomb. Top barrels

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<v Speaker 1>mark Oran's oasis, Oran's oasis. Top barrels must have water

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<v Speaker 1>from waterland oasis. Big barrel pile reached ceiling. One small

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<v Speaker 1>sip for serious or no one knows the barrel even

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<v Speaker 1>have cork cloth to drink water makes serious strong or

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<v Speaker 1>in need serious strong or in need serious drink from

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<v Speaker 1>barrel h serious take a small ship from barrel for

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<v Speaker 1>oord ah barrel do have water only sand sand? Ye?

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<v Speaker 1>We need water anyway? When half swords swords so many

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<v Speaker 1>swords on war? Which sword worthy of great warrior chief?

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<v Speaker 1>Which sword serious? Uncheethe m hm m hm hm This

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<v Speaker 1>one handle of gold lion had sneaks, he creep crossbars

0:25:04.080 --> 0:25:10.200
<v Speaker 1>shaped like leather b or victory with lion sword serious

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<v Speaker 1>defeat Shadow Kingdom unshe Huh no blade only sword handle

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<v Speaker 1>mm hm hm ah with this sword now serious wind

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<v Speaker 1>battle unshe ah? This one no have bladed either a

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<v Speaker 1>huh all right, no sword here have blade only handle? Huh?

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<v Speaker 1>Chest empty? Two stacks of royal archives steeled bang vault

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<v Speaker 1>and an oversized oakwood writing desk upon which rests a

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<v Speaker 1>multitude of scientific instruments and sundreams all the base essentials

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<v Speaker 1>for the modern military strategists. Now, this is the type

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<v Speaker 1>of war room where I can dedicate myself fully to

0:26:13.080 --> 0:26:21.200
<v Speaker 1>the intricacies of my work. Well, time to get to it. Huh,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a tea kettle on the desk. Oran must have

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<v Speaker 1>sent up a fresh pot in advance of my arrival.

0:26:26.240 --> 0:26:28.520
<v Speaker 1>It'd be a root of me not to partake. Besides,

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<v Speaker 1>a few SIPs are to relax my nerves and put

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<v Speaker 1>me in the proper mindset to take on such taxing work. Okay, logo,

0:26:36.600 --> 0:26:42.720
<v Speaker 1>coordinate brain to hand, steady spout to cup. Poor. What

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<v Speaker 1>that's not tea, it's sand Okay, Well, logo, looks like

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<v Speaker 1>you'll have to rely on your own mental fortitude to

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<v Speaker 1>get you through this one. Okay, military strategy. Where to begin?

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<v Speaker 1>The possibilities are limitless. I know, I'll peruse the bookshelves

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<v Speaker 1>to simulate my thinking. Excellent idea. It's a military warfare

0:27:11.680 --> 0:27:18.320
<v Speaker 1>section due the art of military strategy and subterfuge. Sounds promising.

0:27:21.280 --> 0:27:27.000
<v Speaker 1>That's odd. The pages are blank. Let's be a misprint. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let's see. Oh, here we are combat, counter attacks, and

0:27:31.520 --> 0:27:37.200
<v Speaker 1>operations critical building blocks to a solid foundation. This book's

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<v Speaker 1>blank too, all right? Third Times the Charm Warfare Principles,

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<v Speaker 1>theory and practice the Blank. As my second in command,

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<v Speaker 1>you're my most trusted adviser. It would be an honor

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<v Speaker 1>if during battle you wore my badge as the guardian

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<v Speaker 1>of flow. It looks dignified beside your abunance the eye

0:28:20.680 --> 0:28:25.600
<v Speaker 1>of imperiad. Now orn, If I'm to understand the mind

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<v Speaker 1>of the Shadowland King, I need to know how this

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<v Speaker 1>all came to be. I suppose where should I begin?

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<v Speaker 1>The start tell me everything, and I guess you'll want

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<v Speaker 1>to know the history of the Waterland Kingdom and how

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<v Speaker 1>I became king. In my youth, I was the prince

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<v Speaker 1>of a foreign rith, one of the most prosperous and

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<v Speaker 1>old of the Azrael Desert. My parents started as mere

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<v Speaker 1>soldiers and built their kingdom brick by brick, all to

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<v Speaker 1>leave their life of war behind them. Under their rule,

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<v Speaker 1>the kingdom flourished and our people enjoyed a life of prosperity.

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<v Speaker 1>Our army, though though we never went to war was

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<v Speaker 1>the most fear in the land. As their only child,

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<v Speaker 1>I should have been next in line for the throne,

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<v Speaker 1>But I was spoiled by their success. Ignorant of my privilege,

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<v Speaker 1>having never known true hardship, I grew salts. Pains me

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<v Speaker 1>to say, but I was the prodigal prince. Neither they

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<v Speaker 1>nor our people respected me. But when I came of age,

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<v Speaker 1>I was determined to prove my merit. If they wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>give me the crown, my birthright, I would establish a

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<v Speaker 1>kingdom of my own, a kingdom more prosperous than any

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<v Speaker 1>before it. Accompanied by a few of our most loyal soldiers,

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<v Speaker 1>in carrying the royal chalice in hand as a token

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<v Speaker 1>of good faith, I led an expedition deep into the

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<v Speaker 1>desert in search of fertile land. Weeks into wandering the

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<v Speaker 1>dunes would all seemed hopeless, and on the brink of collapse.

0:30:27.160 --> 0:30:36.800
<v Speaker 1>I happened upon this ass o asis, which would give

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<v Speaker 1>rise to my kingdom, redeem my honor, and return meaning

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<v Speaker 1>to my life. Soon after its discovery, we built this

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<v Speaker 1>castle in the name of the Waterland Kingdom, and I

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<v Speaker 1>its ruler, King Oran. And what happened from there under

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<v Speaker 1>my rule. The kingdom flourished. It grew quickly in size

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<v Speaker 1>and fortune, and became a central point along the desert

0:31:06.680 --> 0:31:11.960
<v Speaker 1>trade routes. I was generous with my wealth. The oh

0:31:12.720 --> 0:31:17.840
<v Speaker 1>ass water flowed freely throughout my realm like rivers. I

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<v Speaker 1>loved my waterland people, and at last they loved me. Agather,

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<v Speaker 1>we live prosperously in this waterland Kingdom, our own desert paradise.

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<v Speaker 1>But that all ended with Nero. I suppose all good

0:31:36.680 --> 0:31:40.400
<v Speaker 1>things must come to an end, as if a creature

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<v Speaker 1>of the abyss. He arrived one evening on a full

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<v Speaker 1>moon sky seam as tonight, and so began Nero's reign

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<v Speaker 1>of terror. As the days passed, his hold over me

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<v Speaker 1>increased and slow, the Waterland Kingdom crumpled. My people deserted.

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<v Speaker 1>They they fun to the dooms, where they hide out

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<v Speaker 1>in desert caves like exiles. Those poor souls who stayed

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<v Speaker 1>behind stay hidden my bugs and the barracks. But I

0:32:14.280 --> 0:32:17.480
<v Speaker 1>don't blame them. They feared for their lives, and I

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<v Speaker 1>I failed to protect them. If I could only prove

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<v Speaker 1>that there's something still here worth fighting for, that that

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a lost cause, I know they come back

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<v Speaker 1>to me. But you know the Schadowland King's secret, his weakness.

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<v Speaker 1>You can defeat him. Yes, serious, go through barracks, training

0:32:53.000 --> 0:33:06.160
<v Speaker 1>Waterland people, making through war pears, h barracks better. Waterland

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<v Speaker 1>people stand guard and rolls head to toe in armor

0:33:10.040 --> 0:33:17.760
<v Speaker 1>like silver Knight, ready to fight Shadowland King. Waterland people

0:33:18.600 --> 0:33:24.240
<v Speaker 1>fear no longer serious great warrior from distant land. Together

0:33:24.800 --> 0:33:29.440
<v Speaker 1>we take down Shadowland King, restore glory to Waterland Kingdom.

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<v Speaker 1>Who stand and fight with sirious Now it's not time

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<v Speaker 1>for quiet. Scared mouse, be brave like lion. We fight

0:33:43.120 --> 0:33:56.280
<v Speaker 1>for king Urn. Roar with serious in front. Brave Knight.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell serious name, don't be shy, serious hand here, shake

0:34:06.960 --> 0:34:14.000
<v Speaker 1>serious hand. If night no shake serious hand, serious shake

0:34:14.200 --> 0:34:21.440
<v Speaker 1>night hand. All right, h Night hand come off. You

0:34:21.600 --> 0:34:25.400
<v Speaker 1>must lose hand in battle. Brave warrior, a very brave warrior.

0:34:28.080 --> 0:34:31.200
<v Speaker 1>Any of you brave like Night with one hand will

0:34:31.280 --> 0:34:41.840
<v Speaker 1>give flesh for freedom. Ah, Hello, have you no honor?

0:34:42.520 --> 0:34:53.200
<v Speaker 1>Serious speak? Anyone in armor? Listen Hello, Armor Nights topple

0:34:53.719 --> 0:35:07.719
<v Speaker 1>empty good toy. Well, without the archives, I suppose I'll

0:35:07.760 --> 0:35:10.400
<v Speaker 1>have to devise our military strategy relying on the cerebral

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<v Speaker 1>powers of pure mental ingenuity. Alone m to optimize output.

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<v Speaker 1>It might be prudent the first take stock of the

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<v Speaker 1>pool of resources available to us. AH the military ledger.

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<v Speaker 1>Capital allocation has always been a favored pastime. Don't mind

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<v Speaker 1>if I take a look. Yeah, all right, let's see

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<v Speaker 1>how financially sound the Royal Bank of Waterland really is.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we are recent entries, three hundred thousand opals towards

0:35:38.680 --> 0:35:40.799
<v Speaker 1>the purchase of military armor and armament, one hundred two

0:35:40.800 --> 0:35:43.040
<v Speaker 1>thousand opals spent on travel and trade, seventy thousand for

0:35:43.120 --> 0:35:46.040
<v Speaker 1>fortress maintenance and repairs, two hundred thousand four celebratory power

0:35:46.080 --> 0:35:48.040
<v Speaker 1>technique sething the grand total that leaves the Royal Bank

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<v Speaker 1>with just over one million black opals. We're rich. We

0:35:53.239 --> 0:35:55.040
<v Speaker 1>can hire an army to defeat the shadow Lin King

0:35:55.280 --> 0:35:58.359
<v Speaker 1>for us. Or better yet, forget the shadow Link King.

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<v Speaker 1>We can build a whole new castle. It's all right

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<v Speaker 1>here in this ledger. The one million black opals are

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<v Speaker 1>all right here in this bank vault. I've never seen

0:36:08.280 --> 0:36:10.879
<v Speaker 1>that many opals at once before. Would it be unprofessional

0:36:11.080 --> 0:36:15.080
<v Speaker 1>if I took a small peak? No, logo, don't be ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>It's my responsibility, Nay, my royal decree to ensure every

0:36:19.280 --> 0:36:23.360
<v Speaker 1>opal is properly accounted for. King Orn deserves such immaculate

0:36:23.400 --> 0:36:37.759
<v Speaker 1>attention to his treasury. It's more magnificent than I could

0:36:37.800 --> 0:36:43.680
<v Speaker 1>have ever imagined. One million black opals piled high to

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<v Speaker 1>the ceiling. What if I were to what's one opal

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<v Speaker 1>out of one million, one percent of one percent of

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<v Speaker 1>one percent to be precise? A mere rounding error. A

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