Speaker 1: Yeah, I just didn't feel right in the other chair.
Speaker 1: It just felt blasphemous.
Speaker 2: So I thought I would be on the floor worshipping
Speaker 2: my mic God, hey, guys.
Speaker 3: I don't know that. I like you on the floor,
Speaker 3: Like it feels a little like degrading and sad. If
Speaker 3: only there was like a chair here.
Speaker 1: I wish I had a chair, if.
Speaker 3: Only I wasn't looking at like the nastiest chair.
Speaker 1: I wish there was a chair in here.
Speaker 4: Don't look at me, get at the chair.
Speaker 1: We are so up back, y'all.
Speaker 3: Dude, it looks like it got more yellow, like in
Speaker 3: under different lights, it looks different, and under our natural
Speaker 3: lighting in our kitchen it looks so much gross.
Speaker 2: Yeah it was in the daylight, bitch, it looks crazy.
Speaker 2: Lugging it up the stairs, I saw like through the
Speaker 2: like crevices in the pores, and it was just like
Speaker 2: piles of dust, hair like dander, like all this nasty
Speaker 2: fucking shit. And like I was thinking, I was like,
Speaker 2: every time like I chip a little bit of her off,
Speaker 2: I'm like really really sad about it, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm like taking a part of her. But then I'm like, no,
Speaker 2: it builds character, It builds lore, it's like a part
Speaker 2: of it, and sooner than later it's gonna be degraded
Speaker 2: into fucking nothing. But she's special, she's here, she's queer.
Speaker 2: We found out she came out of the closet.
Speaker 1: We're really proud of her.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she shared the chair, came out of the closet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she Why are you like acting like that's that crazy?
Speaker 1: Is that a problem?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's not a problem. I just didn't know that
Speaker 4: inanimate objects could come out of the closet unless you know, literal.
Speaker 3: When the last time you all saw her pulled.
Speaker 2: Up a random thing, like on the table in front
Speaker 2: of you, I mean, and you will tell you if
Speaker 2: it's straight or gay?
Speaker 1: That is straight?
Speaker 3: I was gonna say it might be a little bisexual
Speaker 3: at the right with the right person.
Speaker 1: We're already off to very poor to start. We're not
Speaker 1: locked in.
Speaker 4: What about this beautiful candle?
Speaker 1: Gay? That's gay?
Speaker 3: I don't I was gonna say it was straight. I
Speaker 3: guess we're like reading things differently.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I'm more like, okay, gay people like candle?
Speaker 4: What about this?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, Because I was thinking like, oh, like it's
Speaker 3: wick wasn't cut every time it was burnt, so it's
Speaker 3: kind of got the sut around it. And I'm like,
Speaker 3: that's giving like a straight guy not really wiping his.
Speaker 4: Ass, Like, let me try that joke again. What about
Speaker 4: this huge dildo that's on the table. What is that?
Speaker 3: That's straight?
Speaker 4: Straight?
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, anyways, I have to show you something
Speaker 3: that I've been holding back from him. I found somebody
Speaker 3: who you will be obsessed with. But she's like, she
Speaker 3: didn't blow up. This is no viral moment. It literally
Speaker 3: is just like my TikTok feet has been giving me
Speaker 3: exactly what I've been wanting from it, which is just nonsense,
Speaker 3: like nothing. Okay. I followed a random Minecraft and how
Speaker 3: I had tone follow that. So I was watching this
Speaker 3: ladyes TikTok You're talking about getting struck by lightning, and
Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, she got struck by
Speaker 3: fucking lightning, Like this is insane. I've always wanted to
Speaker 3: hear someone talk about this. She goes on this long
Speaker 3: fucking tangent about how.
Speaker 1: Like, oh wait, I saw her, but did you watch
Speaker 1: to the.
Speaker 2: End, like her saying she felt like she got hit
Speaker 2: on the head by like someone jumped on top of her.
Speaker 3: Well at the end, she randomly starts to plug the
Speaker 3: fact that she's a psychic meeting. Oh, she's like that
Speaker 3: my powers have grown exponentially and believe her. All the
Speaker 3: comments okay, but listen to this. So she goes into
Speaker 3: describing it, and in her first storytime, this is me demunking.
Speaker 3: I actually don't think she got struck by lightning, but
Speaker 3: hear me out. She is like, oh, no one was
Speaker 3: around when it was happening. It was only my husband.
Speaker 3: My husband thought I was joking when I fell to
Speaker 3: the floor, which I'm like, your husband thought you were joking.
Speaker 3: You were just struck by fucking lightning. That's a very
Speaker 3: visual experience. It's not like, oh my god, I have
Speaker 3: a cramp in my like yeah, literally, like, there's no
Speaker 3: denying if you got struck by lightning right now, there'd
Speaker 3: be no question about it, like, oh my god, god,
Speaker 3: just struck. You're you're cooked, like you're literally fried. She
Speaker 3: was like, my husband didn't believe me. He thought I
Speaker 3: was joking. Because she did another story time and in
Speaker 3: the original when she's like, no one else was around,
Speaker 3: it was just me and my husband. In the second
Speaker 3: story time. She basically adds in that there were other
Speaker 3: people on the beach and that they refused to call
Speaker 3: the ambulance for her because they were like, we don't
Speaker 3: know what's happening, Like we don't want to call the police,
Speaker 3: because like, what's happening. I'm so confused, bitch, you're telling
Speaker 3: me No one in that vicinity literally saw like a
Speaker 3: flash of light and thought they were going to like die.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like felt some sort of like electrical pulse in
Speaker 2: their system if they were that fucking close exactly.
Speaker 3: And I'm just like, girl, I think you just had
Speaker 3: like a minor stroke and like that is serious as fuck.
Speaker 1: But then she's like, no, she wants attention.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she said she got struck by lightning, and immediately
Speaker 3: her first concern was talking to her husband because she
Speaker 3: didn't want to annoy him. And I was like, I
Speaker 3: think if I got struck by lighting, that'd be the
Speaker 3: last thing I'm thinking of.
Speaker 1: But like all the patriarchy, like we need to bring
Speaker 1: that shit.
Speaker 3: I know, like, why can't she just be struck by
Speaker 3: have a moment a piece?
Speaker 2: Me and k I have actively been we've been went
Speaker 2: down a patriarchy.
Speaker 4: We've been doing a lot of stuff to get rid
Speaker 4: of it. So thank you Drew and Kai.
Speaker 2: And honestly like you're kind of building it like back
Speaker 2: up by a woman.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so much for work.
Speaker 3: Y'all are silencing women. You just silenced me.
Speaker 2: It's not very demure of No, wait, hold on, y'all, y'all,
Speaker 2: let me cook, Let me cook. Oh like demure this
Speaker 2: demure that bitch. You smell like manure, cowshit. You stink
Speaker 2: like fucking shit.
Speaker 4: Wait, let me cook. Call me Humpty dumpty because I'm broken.
Speaker 3: Okay, So did anybody actually win the d Animal Sweepstakes
Speaker 3: or was that just like a big con?
Speaker 2: Like I saw someone that won the I Carly Sweepstakes,
Speaker 2: chand that.
Speaker 3: But the Animal Sweepstakes. I'm only even bringing up because
Speaker 3: that audio, for me, is such a big thing and
Speaker 3: it was such a big commercial when we were growing up.
Speaker 3: Why has no one with the revival of that gotten
Speaker 3: on and been like, oh my god, I actually won that.
Speaker 3: Like I met them. I went on the cruise because
Speaker 3: what was it? They were giving away a fucking cruise. Also,
Speaker 3: a cruise is the least convenient prize you can give
Speaker 3: a child.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what are they gonna do?
Speaker 3: Like go on it like the Sweet Life.
Speaker 1: On Deck one.
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 2: I think someone I saw like a vlog of someone
Speaker 2: talking about winning a sleep Sleep or Sweet Life on
Speaker 2: Deck cruise. But I don't know if it's the same
Speaker 2: as the animals one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess. Actually, I don't really know what the
Speaker 3: animals want. I think they were going to take you
Speaker 3: to Hollywood or something. I don't know.
Speaker 2: We're going to start a sweepstakes. All you have to
Speaker 2: do is send me in your twenty dollars and we'll
Speaker 2: fly one lucky fan out to fuck them all day long.
Speaker 3: So that's actually illegal. That's like raffling, which is technically
Speaker 3: considered gambling.
Speaker 1: So that's the we can it's a fucking fan.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, well, that's the illegal part.
Speaker 4: That's okay. Aren't there other problems? You think that.
Speaker 3: What Okayting somebody with the pleasure of a lifetime is
Speaker 3: a cross bring.
Speaker 2: From us some with me and Drew, like, hello, we
Speaker 2: might have too many and you and I will animal.
Speaker 2: We just get into conversations because I mean obviously, like
Speaker 2: we make a bunch of jokes about having sex with
Speaker 2: each other, and we do very frequently do s together,
Speaker 2: but thinking about yeah, us actually doing s like oh
Speaker 2: my god, like I can't look at her for like
Speaker 2: thirty minutes because I'm like that would be the most
Speaker 2: mortifying experience of my life.
Speaker 3: And likewise for you, yeah, cause to me, like I
Speaker 3: can't imagine you actually but naked, nasty, like it doesn't happen,
Speaker 3: Like I just my brain can't go there.
Speaker 4: It will.
Speaker 1: I'm never nudy to go there. I'm a never nude. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've never what, Yeah, I don't. I I shower fully closed.
Speaker 3: So you blow draw your clothes? Is that why you
Speaker 3: blow dry? Yeah, Drew still blow drys his body. By
Speaker 3: the way, if anybody was like, oh my god, I
Speaker 3: wonder if Drew is still blow drying his body. He
Speaker 3: still blow drives his body.
Speaker 2: I genuinely don't think that is an abnormal thing, Like
Speaker 2: is that actually weird?
Speaker 3: I think everybody was like, I've never heard of anybody
Speaker 3: who does that, but not a thing. Especially you didn't
Speaker 3: see someone doing it, and you were like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: that's good. You just started doing.
Speaker 2: It and it works, like it's stopped the fucking like
Speaker 2: moisture on my body from something.
Speaker 3: Not overheat you or do you just use cool air?
Speaker 2: I use the hottest setting on the lowest fan speed.
Speaker 3: I feel like that would just make me sweat, Like
Speaker 3: that would just make me start to get hot. Because
Speaker 3: anytime I've gone out at the shower and I have
Speaker 3: to like blow dry my hair, I get incredibly sweaty immediately.
Speaker 1: I just love hot air.
Speaker 2: I was thinking, like, I would rather sleep in one
Speaker 2: hundred degree weather than sleep in thirty two degree weather.
Speaker 2: I hate being cold when I sleep. It's horrible advised.
Speaker 3: Like, I'd fully rather be cold because I could just
Speaker 3: like pile on and get like in my little chamber
Speaker 3: of like my body heat.
Speaker 2: Chamber of secrets, chamber of love, Willem Dafoe or what's
Speaker 2: his fucking mac DeMarco, What are you talking?
Speaker 1: Chamber of tepret?
Speaker 3: Is it called chamber of secrets? That song?
Speaker 1: Chamber of reflection?
Speaker 3: No? Wait, what you said something else other day? You
Speaker 3: still can't say. You say, talk to the hand. You're
Speaker 3: like talk to me, talk to them, or the movie
Speaker 3: is called talk to me. But my version of that
Speaker 3: and he told to you, my version of that is
Speaker 3: saying the challengers instead of challengers. From the very beginning,
Speaker 3: I have never been able to not reference that movie
Speaker 3: and say, oh, it's like The Challengers. I always added
Speaker 3: the to it because it just makes more sense in
Speaker 3: my head.
Speaker 2: Speaking of the Challengers. I have something very very special coming,
Speaker 2: but I'm not telling any of you fucking bitches about
Speaker 2: it because it will be leaked and I will.
Speaker 4: Oh Josh O'Connor being a.
Speaker 3: Guest, Oh, ki, this is why we don't.
Speaker 4: Eah, I get it.
Speaker 2: Like wait, I don't think we talked about the demure
Speaker 2: like conversation like, oh that's very demure, Like no, manure, what.
Speaker 3: Do you mean what we didn't talk about?
Speaker 1: Hooked and I need my flowers.
Speaker 3: It wasn't good. It really wasn't good. Is that what
Speaker 3: you wrote down the other day? Because Drew wrote down
Speaker 3: something the other day He's like, oh my god, I
Speaker 3: just came Oh no, you told me that sung that
Speaker 3: was good. He made up his own sigh op. But
Speaker 3: I was scared that that was gonna be it because
Speaker 3: that would have been like a huge, like a huge letdown,
Speaker 3: like yeah, so so bad.
Speaker 2: It would have been a flaw for sure. But okay,
Speaker 2: so moving on, I this is good. This is so mean,
Speaker 2: Like this is so wicked of me to say, and
Speaker 2: I know that this is mean girl behavior and I
Speaker 2: don't care. It's just how my brain works. And I'm
Speaker 2: sure a lot of y'all have thought the same thing.
Speaker 2: But like, I see horrifying ugly people on my timeline
Speaker 2: all the fucking time, like thinking they're sexy hot, and like,
Speaker 2: I'm like, respect, do you they are hot and a
Speaker 2: way confidence is sexy, Like da.
Speaker 1: Da da da da da da da. I fear that.
Speaker 3: I'm you see yourself on your timeline?
Speaker 2: No, no, I was gonna say, I fear that I
Speaker 2: am that person who like cause that picture I posted,
Speaker 2: I was like, damn bitch, I fucking ate. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: my one hundred percent, Jesus band, I am a name,
Speaker 2: ar fan. I don't even know if that's how you say.
Speaker 2: It's like a name, but it's swagged bitch, like I ate,
Speaker 2: And I'm not telling you where I got it because
Speaker 2: the store actually blew up and everybody inside died and
Speaker 2: all of the stock of it burn.
Speaker 1: Yeah burn.
Speaker 3: Oh that's so sad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So don't even fucking ask. But then I was thinking,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, I am the ugly
Speaker 1: bitch that thinks he's fine, and that's okay, like, I
Speaker 1: fully really not.
Speaker 3: Ugly, though you're not ugly. We've just reached a point
Speaker 3: like the like it went from people being like, you're
Speaker 3: so sexy to you constantly asking to be called sexy
Speaker 3: that our audience was like, bitch, fuck you, and then
Speaker 3: stopped calling you sexy because you every episode would be
Speaker 3: like can I be called sexy? Like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: I'm so sexy, but you are sexy.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't feel it.
Speaker 2: I don't feel it because all of y'all motherfuckers call
Speaker 2: me ugly. I get called fucking stupid every day, like,
Speaker 2: oh I feel stupid, Like I'm ugly and stupid.
Speaker 4: You are sexy, though, thank you cut that photo of
Speaker 4: you with the bug? Do I have to remind you
Speaker 4: about that?
Speaker 1: What photo? I don't know you're talking about?
Speaker 4: Well, i'll insert it, but you look good as fuck.
Speaker 1: I don't know which one it is, like, can you
Speaker 1: tell me?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 1: Well, you actually don't know, no, I know.
Speaker 3: I'm just you're so annoying.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 3: Also that picture of the bug. I thought it was
Speaker 3: your bug, but then I remembered your bug.
Speaker 1: Was already Yeah, you killed her, and you killed her.
Speaker 3: I saw a cricket at the farmer's market and I
Speaker 3: tried to capture and then I was like, wait, this
Speaker 3: is literally fucked up, Like this thing is outside. Let
Speaker 3: me leave it outside.
Speaker 2: It's in a concrete jingle. Oh yeah, that picture will insert.
Speaker 1: It so they can see it well inserted a couple
Speaker 1: of times.
Speaker 3: Okay, I actually have a question for the public. Is
Speaker 3: it embarrassing for me to be driving around with my
Speaker 3: windows down and my music really loud? Because I'm starting
Speaker 3: to feel like it's a little It's like.
Speaker 1: It's like, look at me, listen to how good my
Speaker 1: music tasted.
Speaker 3: And that's not even what I mean. I just genuinely
Speaker 3: love the windows down. But when I get up to
Speaker 3: another car, I feel so embarrassed. Like if I'm not
Speaker 3: in a constant moving state in my car with the
Speaker 3: windows down, I do feel like people see me and
Speaker 3: they're like, she wants attention so bad, But I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'm all alone. I'm not necessarily trying to call attention
Speaker 3: to myself. But especially because the speakers in my newer
Speaker 3: car are so loud that I'm like, this feels like
Speaker 3: I'm trying to make a statement.
Speaker 2: It reminds me when I was in high school I
Speaker 2: mean it's like it's very similar behavior to backback kid,
Speaker 2: like speak a backpet kid in school. But when I
Speaker 2: was in high school and I first got my license,
Speaker 2: and I was first like discovering music that like everybody
Speaker 2: in my hometown had no idea existed, and I felt
Speaker 2: so fucking cool, and I was like, I'm better than
Speaker 2: everybody else type beat. I would go to the gas station,
Speaker 2: have all my windows down and purposefully turn up my
Speaker 2: radio and leave my door open with the music blasting
Speaker 2: loudest fuck because I wanted everybody in Grandberry to.
Speaker 1: Be like, Wow, he's got music, good music taste.
Speaker 2: In reality, everybody wanted to shoot me with a pistol
Speaker 2: and put me down like a fucking sick dog because
Speaker 2: I am derayed, you knowing.
Speaker 3: That's my thing is I always wonder I'm like, damn,
Speaker 3: I annoying the fuck out of someone. But it's like
Speaker 3: common practice. I feel like a lot of people do
Speaker 3: drive around with their windows.
Speaker 1: How do you feel if someone drives next to you.
Speaker 3: I'm always interested when they When I drive next to
Speaker 3: somebody in their windows are down and I can hear
Speaker 3: their music, I always listen because I'm like, oh, I
Speaker 3: wonder what they're listening to. So I'm never like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, that's so embarrassing you think you're that person, Like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, you're not that girl, like put your
Speaker 3: windows up. I'm always like, oh my god, that's such
Speaker 3: a vibe they're having like the best day ever and
Speaker 3: inspires me to put my windows down. But just the
Speaker 3: other day, Yeah, I was driving alone by myself and
Speaker 3: listening to music with the windows. I was like, am
Speaker 3: I embarrassing myself? Or am I doing the thing that
Speaker 3: I can make? Everything? Everything is embarrassing?
Speaker 1: Everything inside a bagel?
Speaker 3: Oh, sucked into a Babels.
Speaker 1: Sucked right into a bag bagel, Baygels, Pizza, Bay Galaxy Pizza.
Speaker 1: Must we need to.
Speaker 3: Go back to that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree, Like simplest coming soon, Like.
Speaker 3: People are like too obsessed with like finding the new.
Speaker 3: I want to be ahead of the curb. I want
Speaker 3: to like, Oh, trend forecast. Also, we've talked about trend
Speaker 3: forecasting so much, But when will people realize that people
Speaker 3: get online and they'll be like my trend forecast for
Speaker 3: full like this fall, and they're just referencing things that
Speaker 3: were on the runway in spring for fall this year.
Speaker 3: Like it's literally you can't just be like this is
Speaker 3: my prediction for the fall like trends and you're just
Speaker 3: showing me the fall runways from you me you like, I, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's going to be actually sold in store, and then
Speaker 3: you're gonna get to be like hmmm, now I get that,
Speaker 3: and I want I want the never ending, like wanting
Speaker 3: to be onto the next new trend to be over,
Speaker 3: and I wanted to just be simple of like, yes,
Speaker 3: we all are going to tattoo and mustache to our finger,
Speaker 3: like that is like reject modernity, embrace tradition. There was
Speaker 3: something we were doing the other day that I was like,
Speaker 3: this is literally me rejecting modernity embracing tradition. But I
Speaker 3: can't remember me Josie and Josh we're watching something and
Speaker 3: I was like, that's what we're actively doing right now.
Speaker 1: Come say hi, we haven't seen you in the kitchen
Speaker 1: in a long time.
Speaker 3: Hey sing sing Pink Pony Club for us.
Speaker 6: God, I didn't say it for a month, y'all. I
Speaker 6: feel like I'm dying.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Oh wait, did they take the cars
Speaker 3: out a Fortnite? I think they lost me.
Speaker 1: Long?
Speaker 3: Yeah, two days too long? You are two days too late,
Speaker 3: Like I just don't the magic is gone. It's so
Speaker 3: sad to think the magic for everything dies. There's a
Speaker 3: time and a place for everything in the magic for Fortnite,
Speaker 3: and my heart is gone. It is withered away. Like
Speaker 3: it feels like that person I had a relationship with
Speaker 3: and it was so good, but I just knew it
Speaker 3: wasn't meant to last. And like I'm like, yeah, I
Speaker 3: could go back, but like at what cost? So I
Speaker 3: should just leave it what it was and it was
Speaker 3: something nice. I just wish I had it.
Speaker 2: So but then like the idea of like old heads
Speaker 2: like still making music on like and their music sucks
Speaker 2: and it's not like they're good old music. So it's
Speaker 2: just like, why didn't you let your career die when
Speaker 2: you were at the pH?
Speaker 3: I just let it, don't pay it.
Speaker 1: Out, yeah exactly.
Speaker 2: Just don't get back on Fortnite because your memories will
Speaker 2: be tainted.
Speaker 3: Also, my thing is I'm I'm sitting around. I'm like, dude,
Speaker 3: I was so much happier when I was playing four
Speaker 3: and Out all the time. But it was like no,
Speaker 3: I just had the perfect way to disassociate and disconnect
Speaker 3: from my life and now I don't have that, and
Speaker 3: that's why my screen time is up because all I'm
Speaker 3: doing is I don't like it too close to my
Speaker 3: face because then I start to do this and back
Speaker 3: away from it, just like in my mouth. Pause. Oh
Speaker 3: it's in your mouth. Oh my god, that's crazy, fucking
Speaker 3: freak bitch. Oh a patriarchy, this patriarchy that I like
Speaker 3: women this. Oh, but I'm gonna make a dick joke
Speaker 3: like you're a fucking.
Speaker 4: Free My god, I'm uncomfortable and I feel attacked Drew.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, that's just my day to day. I'm just
Speaker 1: used to that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I started giving Drew wedgies.
Speaker 1: Like really deep swir leaves too. But I'm into that.
Speaker 1: I'm into that.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 2: Well, I saw this post to someone being like, uh,
Speaker 2: have you ever had like someone or seen someone like
Speaker 2: talking to someone or have you ever talked to someone
Speaker 2: through like ig story songs and like we've talked extensively
Speaker 2: about this, Like yeah, of course, Like that's so fun
Speaker 2: to do and like whatever, like to see the person
Speaker 2: hear the song. Well, it reminded me of a time
Speaker 2: when I was pseudo dating, not dating. The scariest motherfucker
Speaker 2: on this planet, fucking creep azoid that invited me to
Speaker 2: the wedding while we were seeing each other.
Speaker 1: But oh god, it's so fucking cringey.
Speaker 2: But I literally made an entire playlist of songs that
Speaker 2: I like, and the first letter spelled out something.
Speaker 3: Is that playlist still up?
Speaker 1: No, I it's so cringey. That's cute.
Speaker 3: That's cute, I've realized, And he.
Speaker 1: Never caught on. He never really thought on that. Crazy
Speaker 1: see that kind.
Speaker 3: Of like you're supposed to analyze it, but don't send
Speaker 3: me a song because I'm looking at all the lyrics.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you're crazy, you want me, this is us.
Speaker 3: Like this is literally our story. I miss that. I
Speaker 3: want to make a playlist for somebody again so bad,
Speaker 3: Like I'm but I'm trying to expand my music from
Speaker 3: just like having it have like personal and like romantic connection.
Speaker 3: I have a lot of music that has like friendship connection.
Speaker 3: But I want to start like a a collaborative playlist
Speaker 3: with like my sister, like my friends and stuff, just
Speaker 3: to expand that because I usually only make playlists for
Speaker 3: people when I'm obsessed with them and like yearning hard
Speaker 3: and I want to be able to like have that
Speaker 3: same feeling for just like my friends. But I fear
Speaker 3: it won't ever hit the same, like it literally won
Speaker 3: it just won't be the same. Like, oh, here I go,
Speaker 3: like song about friendship and blah blah blah blah blah blah,
Speaker 3: like I can share that in person, but there's something
Speaker 3: so like, oh my god, like this is crazy. They
Speaker 3: added another song. I get to go listen and analyze it,
Speaker 3: like yeah, if only I had that kind of yearning
Speaker 3: for like learning and analyzing things that mattered. That's tea,
Speaker 3: which I'm trying to do because I'm so sad. My
Speaker 3: life is so hard.
Speaker 2: Okay, if I know a man that can do the splits,
Speaker 2: I'm running the fuck.
Speaker 1: Away like that is crazy.
Speaker 2: That is scary behavior, Like literally, stay the fuck away
Speaker 2: from me. I'm talking to you, Josiah, so I can
Speaker 2: do a split. I don't think he can do it anymore,
Speaker 2: but he used to be able to. But I was
Speaker 2: just thinking about that, like I saw a man do
Speaker 2: the splits on like my feed, and I was just like,
Speaker 2: this is crazy, this is tainted, this is dark sighted,
Speaker 2: this is evil, Like there's something seriously, why.
Speaker 3: Is it crazy? Because like does that hurt?
Speaker 2: No, I'm strictly thinking just like seeing a man, like
Speaker 2: seeing the bottom of a man's foot, like is a
Speaker 2: crazy fucking vibe.
Speaker 3: Like, oh, yeah, you mentioned that because you went to
Speaker 3: the beach with our friends and you said you saw
Speaker 3: the bottom of one of our friend's feet while he
Speaker 3: was playing in the water, and you were like, I
Speaker 3: don't think I've ever seen the bottom of another man's
Speaker 3: like a grown man's foot.
Speaker 1: It's it was a crazy fucking vibe. But yeah, that's
Speaker 1: all I have to say.
Speaker 3: Well, I saw the most like insidious brand sponsorship ever
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh my god, brands are getting
Speaker 3: too smart and like our consumerism is going through the
Speaker 3: fucking roof. Even on my end, Like I've tried to
Speaker 3: hold back from just buying shit that I see on TikTok,
Speaker 3: like specifically, like if I watch like a lot of
Speaker 3: fashion content and I'd be like, oh my god, that's
Speaker 3: skirts so cute. I want something like that, and then
Speaker 3: I'll go on a deep dive. I've gone better about
Speaker 3: not buying random things just when I'm like high in bed,
Speaker 3: because it can get so easy. But I saw like
Speaker 3: just the way brands are maneuvering now is so insane,
Speaker 3: like how they are hopping onto trends that are just
Speaker 3: like fun play like whatever. Like even like the Olympics,
Speaker 3: like a bunch of brands did a bunch of like
Speaker 3: things about the sand river, like and about like this
Speaker 3: one like yeah, about the poop river. This one skincare
Speaker 3: brand did a video where their serum drops into the
Speaker 3: river and it cleans the river because the seerum is
Speaker 3: so good. And then another brand, like that Hot Sauce brand,
Speaker 3: like had like confetti like blowing out of the top
Speaker 3: of the Eiffel Tower and then like this like thing
Speaker 3: fell and it was their Hot Sauce the Hot Sauce
Speaker 3: Tower or like whatever. And I'm just like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: y'all are so fucking annoying. Can you just let something live, Like,
Speaker 3: let somebody just enjoy something. The Olympics are already such
Speaker 3: a money pit of like brands giving people things and
Speaker 3: the people talking about the things they're getting in Samsung,
Speaker 3: voll A, Nike have.
Speaker 2: This Samsung fucking phone on that goddamn podium was driving
Speaker 2: me insane. I'm already heavily leaning into getting a Samsung phone,
Speaker 2: like it's my next path I fear. I think I'm
Speaker 2: gonna do it soon. But seeing that insidious marketing campaign
Speaker 2: where it's just like ruining these like people's moments like
Speaker 2: that they've worked all their lives to be on that
Speaker 2: goddamn podium and then they shove a fucking Samsung phone
Speaker 2: in their face. I'm like, no, see, now you're crossing
Speaker 2: a line and I don't fuck that.
Speaker 3: That's how I feel people are starting to feel about
Speaker 3: that kind of push from brands is like, Okay, this
Speaker 3: could have just been a moment like this. There was
Speaker 3: this viral video of this like young girl, she's like
Speaker 3: maybe six or seven, and she had like a tiny
Speaker 3: purse and then the brand reached out to her and
Speaker 3: like asked her, Like I don't remember what the brand
Speaker 3: was for. Maybe it was for like a lip gloss
Speaker 3: or something, but basically they scripted out a plotline where
Speaker 3: I don't know if they picked a random comment or
Speaker 3: like someone from the brand made a random account and
Speaker 3: commented this, but it was like, please do what's in
Speaker 3: my bag tour. So then the ad post they ended
Speaker 3: up posting was a reply to a comment, so that
Speaker 3: it seemed like, oh, this fun thing, but it was
Speaker 3: literally an ad placement for this brand. Then I was like, dude,
Speaker 3: this is so fucking insane. Everything is a ployed to
Speaker 3: buy something. Everything is like a moment to buy something.
Speaker 3: Everything is a market push. Everything is so scary. But
Speaker 3: then I remember I could just turn off my phone.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, which I've been really good about recently.
Speaker 2: The app fucking Workshow I am on a four day
Speaker 2: streak of not opening TikTok more than five times, not
Speaker 2: opening Instagram more than five times, and not opening YouTube
Speaker 2: more than five times. I do need to put a
Speaker 2: limitter on Twitter because I've just kind of been like
Speaker 2: using that to fill my time. But my screen time
Speaker 2: is really fucking good, still, like so good, Like literally
Speaker 2: yesterday it was four hours, so bad. The day before
Speaker 2: it was three hours. Like I'm fucking cooking, y'all. But
Speaker 2: the one fucking thing that I hate that Apple does
Speaker 2: is I work. I've been like sketching on my iPad
Speaker 2: a bunch recently because I finally figured out what I'm
Speaker 2: gonna paint on the big canvas that I bought like
Speaker 2: six months ago, and I bought a projector for it
Speaker 2: and everything. I'm so excited, but it like I've been
Speaker 2: working on like the preliminary sketch for like four or
Speaker 2: five hours over the past like day or two. For
Speaker 2: some reason, my iPad screen time like is connected to
Speaker 2: my phone screen time, So like right before bed last night,
Speaker 2: I was like, let's check my screen time before it's midnight,
Speaker 2: and it was like four hours or something like that.
Speaker 2: But then like right when it hit midnight, it updated
Speaker 2: and said nine hours in six minutes, and I was like, girl,
Speaker 2: I was not on my phone for nine hours. But
Speaker 2: then I look at the apps that were used, and
Speaker 2: I was like, did I just leave my phone open.
Speaker 1: For like five hours? Like what the hell? But it
Speaker 1: was pro Create and I don't use fucking pro Create
Speaker 1: on my phone, So I was like, girl, this is
Speaker 1: bullsh connected.
Speaker 3: Well, that's like you're taking time off your phone to
Speaker 3: focus on different screen, but at least.
Speaker 1: You're like this video, this fucking video.
Speaker 3: My Actually, I thought my screen time for it would
Speaker 3: be really bad, but I've been doing a better job
Speaker 3: of reading. For the past two days. I've read fifty
Speaker 3: pages of two books that I really wanted to start,
Speaker 3: so that feels really good. Also, that actually leads in
Speaker 3: to my next thing. The seventy five Hard Challenge cracks
Speaker 3: me the fuck up because one.
Speaker 1: This is, uh, I've been reading to a bunch.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we've been like reading crazy boots, Like we both
Speaker 3: decide like let's go read, and then we read our
Speaker 3: books and it feels awesome. But what was cracking me
Speaker 3: up is the seventy five hard challenge. People will be like,
Speaker 3: my goal is to read for like ten minutes a day,
Speaker 3: and in my head, I was like, so a page. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I was like, well, like I am. I would consider
Speaker 3: myself like a fast reader. If I'm enjoying a book,
Speaker 3: if it's a book that's like one hundred to one
Speaker 3: hundred and fifty pages, I could easily finish that book
Speaker 3: within the within like two hours, Like if I'm really
Speaker 3: into the book, I'm just like picking it up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, actually I don't. I guess I just don't know
Speaker 2: how long it takes people to read books. But I
Speaker 2: was surprised with myself. I literally read one hundred pages
Speaker 2: yesterday while sitting by the pool, and I was like, wait,
Speaker 2: is that like what people do? And it wasn't like
Speaker 2: fake reading where I'm just like like not like fucking
Speaker 2: understanding the words or whatever, like I actually was like
Speaker 2: understanding and like lock the fuck end.
Speaker 3: No, Now, I feel like that's a normal reading pace.
Speaker 3: That actually, like, I would be curious if anybody even
Speaker 3: thinks that's a solwer reading pace, because I feel like
Speaker 3: when a book really gets you, you can go through
Speaker 3: it really fucking fast. Like I think most people are
Speaker 3: naturally quicker readers than they realize, especially now that we
Speaker 3: read so much shit on our fucking phones. Like all
Speaker 3: of us have become so good at reading quickly because
Speaker 3: of subtitles and shit, at least in my head. But
Speaker 3: ten minutes a day, I was like, that is crazy,
Speaker 3: like because I guess I like the idea of a
Speaker 3: seventy five hard but like I would never do it
Speaker 3: to myself because I would consider that abuse to myself,
Speaker 3: because why the when I work out twice a day
Speaker 3: twice a day, I like, what.
Speaker 1: Am I going to fuck this?
Speaker 3: Like I'm about to start building cars with my fucking
Speaker 3: bare hands. I don't need to do that twice a day.
Speaker 3: So a lot of it is really funny, but that
Speaker 3: just cracks you because I'm like, and then the wellness
Speaker 3: part of seventy five hard challenge, I guess like technically
Speaker 3: that working out would be the wellness, but part of
Speaker 3: it is reading the book. And I'm like, girl, fucked
Speaker 3: out the workou would just read for forty five minutes
Speaker 3: because usually someone seventy five hard is like working out
Speaker 3: for anywhere from like forty five to an hour, like
Speaker 3: twice a day. I was like, bro, that is way
Speaker 3: too much time to be focusing on that. Like literally
Speaker 3: my workouts last thirty minutes. I'm like, whoa damn. I
Speaker 3: put in the work today and I ran for the
Speaker 3: first time yesterday for the first time in so long,
Speaker 3: especially post being addicted to my puff bar. And I
Speaker 3: don't know if it was because I chugged a fucking
Speaker 3: Celsius or what, but I felt like I was going
Speaker 3: to explode and knock out.
Speaker 1: And there's another reason, but yeah, it's all the fucking
Speaker 1: nicotine in your blood and bruh, I've just.
Speaker 3: Been frying my brain. I am in such a unhealthy
Speaker 3: space in my brain and it's been really freaking me
Speaker 3: out because I'm like, oh my god, this brain has
Speaker 3: to work for another like twenty years, Like are you
Speaker 3: kidding me?
Speaker 1: No, don't sixty years even? Oh my god, no, uhh, no.
Speaker 3: Like this is the brain that has to get me
Speaker 3: through the rest of my life, like no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: no no no.
Speaker 7: I just turned twenty five, and I'm like, oh no, no,
Speaker 7: no no, this is it. This is literally it, like
Speaker 7: and it's been enough like my brain when I turned.
Speaker 7: When I was turning twenty five, I was like, oh,
Speaker 7: that's the funny idea, Like fuck.
Speaker 2: You, there goes a couple of brain cells, so it's
Speaker 2: gonna be even more low I activated.
Speaker 3: I wanted to, like rip one of your bands off.
Speaker 3: I was like, dose mean so much to you. If
Speaker 3: I did that, that'd be fun.
Speaker 1: They literally I almost took them off yesterday. I was
Speaker 1: thinking about them. I was like, why the fuck do
Speaker 1: I wear these days?
Speaker 2: Like literally don't have meaning. They collect some this one does,
Speaker 2: the blue one because it's like a Fortnite bracelet for
Speaker 2: my birthday, and I felt loved for the first time
Speaker 2: in my life that day.
Speaker 1: I typically don't feel that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, fuck everything else, Like fuck all the times I'm like, oh, okay,
Speaker 3: I love you like I speak about your time.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Well, speaking of fucking fuck Mary Kill, I
Speaker 2: gotta go one.
Speaker 1: I gotta go one. Fuck Mary Kill. This is for you. Too, Kai.
Speaker 2: Equilateral triangle is sausage these triangle or scaling.
Speaker 3: You're gonna have to show me a fucking picture is
Speaker 3: where I know what that looks like. I don't know
Speaker 3: what any of those look like.
Speaker 2: And I there is a right answer, fuck Mary kill
Speaker 2: Ooh there's a right answer.
Speaker 3: I'm killing the equilateral like freaks me out. Yeah, freaks
Speaker 3: me out too good. Like I feel like I would
Speaker 3: be like, what's their nuts from like girls where I'd
Speaker 3: be like, oh, you're like driving me crazy, like.
Speaker 1: I think you're perfect.
Speaker 3: I hate you, like you're giving me too much. You're
Speaker 3: freaking me out.
Speaker 2: For me, it's giving like well rounded, like they're for
Speaker 2: you when you need them the most. They're just like
Speaker 2: they treat everybody equally. Like that's a Mary.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say I marry Isauceles, because yes, like
Speaker 3: for the most part, but there's still like things we
Speaker 3: need to get through together, and I feel like we
Speaker 3: could get through them and like one day maybe we
Speaker 3: could be an equalateral, but for now we're both Iauceles.
Speaker 3: I'm fucking out of this one hoey.
Speaker 1: No way, I'm way hold on home.
Speaker 2: We got to run this back because I am marrying
Speaker 2: equilateral fucking the shit out of Isosceles triangles, Like I'm
Speaker 2: laying pipe and they lay pipe too, So it's like
Speaker 2: a verse situation. Yeah, and honestly, i'd be a verse
Speaker 2: bottom in.
Speaker 1: The case of Isoceles triangle.
Speaker 2: And I'm killing the fuck out of what is it, Scalen, Scalen,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's like the blurious you pulled up the glorious image.
Speaker 1: Of ever sit Why can't I remember what it was? Yes, Scaliene,
Speaker 1: I'm killing Scalene.
Speaker 3: No, I'm fucking Scalen. Like I just feel like they're
Speaker 3: freaky and kind of bad for me, but like, like
Speaker 3: the sacks will be awesome. It'll be like a time
Speaker 3: to remember a lapse in my judgment.
Speaker 2: Perhaps it's like a top like that has the mattress
Speaker 2: on the floor in their dirty laundry all over their room.
Speaker 1: Hold on, let me find that picture. It's so funny.
Speaker 3: Like the thing is, you're allowed to have piles of
Speaker 3: clothes in your room, but fucking hide them, like have
Speaker 3: some sort of decorum. Like I too have piles of clothes,
Speaker 3: but I at least like fold them up and like
Speaker 3: push them away so people don't see them. But actually,
Speaker 3: as I'm saying that, I'm realizing I literally have a
Speaker 3: bin full of clothes in my room, a whole donation pile,
Speaker 3: and then a whole tailor pile that I haven't touched
Speaker 3: for six months. I got shirts gifted to me on
Speaker 3: Christmas that I was like, I'm gonna get these tailors
Speaker 3: so they fit. They have been sitting next to my
Speaker 3: desk for what is it now, eight months?
Speaker 2: So right, I can't find the fucking picture, but it's
Speaker 2: the one of like that sexy man in a bed
Speaker 2: that's a top and they it's really his room.
Speaker 1: Is disgusting. But y'all the people that know what I'm referencing, no,
Speaker 1: I'm referencing. It's a funny thing.
Speaker 3: The other people who've gone to the gay convention.
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 4: Wait?
Speaker 1: What's gay? What is gay?
Speaker 3: The picture of you.
Speaker 9: And like a bunch of people liking Jack Dottie, it's like, oh, welcome.
Speaker 1: To the gang conc I hate that. That is so
Speaker 1: fucking horrific.
Speaker 2: Well, this is something I put a lot of thought
Speaker 2: into and I genuinely believe, But like, put me in
Speaker 2: the Oval office and I could run this fucking country
Speaker 2: like a lesbian that runs a McDonald's, like I swear
Speaker 2: to God, like I swear to God, I could fucking
Speaker 2: cook bruh.
Speaker 3: Was literally at the first instant, I will probably be
Speaker 3: like I don't know, I don't.
Speaker 1: No, no, no. I feel like I'm a good mediator.
Speaker 2: I'm a listener, like I like talk to people, and
Speaker 2: I hear people, and like I give like good advice,
Speaker 2: like I don't give good advice.
Speaker 9: But I would be fucking terrified. I'd be like, dude,
Speaker 9: it is like, no, this is not good. But that's
Speaker 9: how I feel about me too. Like if I was
Speaker 9: the president, I'd be like, no, we're cooked, Like.
Speaker 3: What I would have to literally take my like vivans
Speaker 3: every fucking day. I would be.
Speaker 2: Twacked like I would literally every president already. But it's
Speaker 2: fucking actual andphetamines like like real, like just pure infetamine. No,
Speaker 2: like fucking powder. But yeah, no, I know, like let's
Speaker 2: let's run it back, like I really could run this bitch,
Speaker 2: like to freedom, like it was like the Stairway of Heaven.
Speaker 1: Vibes, Like I'd cook. I'd cook. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 3: You think you could solve this country's issues?
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I'm not kidding. I mean we always say this, like, bitch,
Speaker 1: if everybody had my brain chemistry, we would all be Actually,
Speaker 1: I guess I.
Speaker 3: Do believe that it does mean everybody starts to act
Speaker 3: fucking normal, Like being the president means like you still
Speaker 3: have like really crazy people.
Speaker 1: To do it. It's like more about like aura and swag.
Speaker 2: Like people would see my aura and my swag and
Speaker 2: be like, oh my god, he's so cool, Like I
Speaker 2: want to be friends with him.
Speaker 1: Let's not like do bad shit. I would love if you.
Speaker 3: Were the president, just because the people who don't fuck
Speaker 3: with you, the amount of photos they would have of.
Speaker 1: You, to be like this is our bred me and
Speaker 1: a fucking diaper.
Speaker 2: That is the craziest shit I've ever done. But I
Speaker 2: put on a fucking diaper and tweeted H three h three.
Speaker 2: Ethan Klein just replied to a random fucking tweet that
Speaker 2: he has and it was like, hold on, let me.
Speaker 1: Look that shit.
Speaker 4: Uh. I don't think he knows that.
Speaker 1: No, he doesn't, he doesn't, right, No.
Speaker 4: Him offering us the to host the podcast and not yeah.
Speaker 3: Like hello, you missed your fucking chances. Yeah, my man's here.
Speaker 3: Shot his shot already and you fucking ignored.
Speaker 2: You no, literally like you didn't even respond, you didn't
Speaker 2: even like it. And I know his ass saw it,
Speaker 2: but he ignored it.
Speaker 1: Drew Phillips diaper. I can't find it.
Speaker 2: Someone posted it recently and was like this you twin,
Speaker 2: and I was like, yes, like.
Speaker 4: Oh, yes, that's all right, Daddy will find it. Yes.
Speaker 4: How often do you feel that way about being the president? What?
Speaker 4: Like is it okay? Because I've thought about this and
Speaker 4: I feel like this is the actual male period, which
Speaker 4: is like for me, it's like once a month, I'll
Speaker 4: wake up and I'll be like I really could be
Speaker 4: the president and I could fucking fix everything. And then
Speaker 4: the next day I'll be like I want to kill myself.
Speaker 2: It's I mean, I haven't really thought about it too much,
Speaker 2: but in the last few days, I've I really do
Speaker 2: thinking run yeah no, girl, Like literally like they found
Speaker 2: a picture of jd Vance like in quote unquote drag
Speaker 2: but it was just like whatever, Like girl, the diaper pictures,
Speaker 2: like the fucking like split hairline, like all that shit
Speaker 2: would freak out the fucking you on.
Speaker 1: Facebook, Linial.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it would be elder millennials that are going to
Speaker 2: be like dated and like annoying. It's gonna be like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's the millennial like idea, but like that's crazy to think,
Speaker 2: and then it'll be gin z after that. Wow, but
Speaker 2: like alpha's and be like y'all are fucking old hags,
Speaker 2: like literally like get with the times, like we want
Speaker 2: the dietamacious algae to be a gender.
Speaker 9: Sometimes it's so nice to let you just like go
Speaker 9: on like a free floor of like.
Speaker 3: Thought train, and I just watch where it takes you because
Speaker 3: you free me up. But also we understand each other
Speaker 3: because the other night when we were watching, oh, we
Speaker 3: were watching h car chases on TV and it was
Speaker 3: cracking me up, and Josh and Josie were like, you
Speaker 3: were literally tweaked out right now because I kept laughing
Speaker 3: so hard because I was like, dude, cars are so funny,
Speaker 3: like they're literally just these big missiles and people just
Speaker 3: get in them and like hit each other and like
Speaker 3: speed around and like other people have to chase them
Speaker 3: to stop them. Like they're literally like dogs who like
Speaker 3: got something in their mouth and they aren't supposed to
Speaker 3: have it. And Drew came in and he was like,
Speaker 3: I fully understand why that's funny. That's literally so funny,
Speaker 3: And that's why we get along so well because we
Speaker 3: both look at something and we were like, this is
Speaker 3: too crazy. Cars are so funny. When I'm speeding in
Speaker 3: my car, I'm like, this is I shouldn't be allowed
Speaker 3: to do this, and I'm sitting so still, like literally it's.
Speaker 2: So casual too, Like it's like Chapel Roone playing in
Speaker 2: the background and you're going you're speeding like it's crazy.
Speaker 6: H because if that man, then I'm gonna have a beginning.
Speaker 1: Oh to oh.
Speaker 2: And I know, but the man period thing is real,
Speaker 2: but I think it happens like every like five years
Speaker 2: that we go through it. Like it's like like we
Speaker 2: start buying motorcycles and shit, like that's when you know
Speaker 2: a man is on his period.
Speaker 3: Like well, I think once a man hits like thirty two,
Speaker 3: he starts literally losing his mind. Like I think that's
Speaker 3: like losing way before that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's literally like now like twenty when you're twenty one.
Speaker 4: I think you turn to think twenty six. I started
Speaker 4: losing my mind cause I was like, oh, next year,
Speaker 4: I'll be twenty seven, and then twenty seven, I was
Speaker 4: like there's a Kurt Cobaine here. And then twenty eight
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, I'm getting close to the Threeking
Speaker 4: of Kurt Cobaine year.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking of my dead brother. Oh my brother died
Speaker 2: when he was twenty seven. And my grandpa, my dead grandpa, he.
Speaker 3: Was twenty seven.
Speaker 1: Yeah and you knew, Yeah how old?
Speaker 3: Just wait, no, that that actually doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1: I lost a lot of life. Yeah, it's crazy, and
Speaker 1: no one seems to care.
Speaker 4: I mean we care, No, we care, and we're here
Speaker 4: to I care.
Speaker 3: I literally I have always cared. I went to the party.
Speaker 3: I care.
Speaker 2: It's not a party bruh opium son or brat daughter.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: At my mom's funeral, the guy who I used to
Speaker 3: buy uh stolen electronics from literally at my mother's funeral
Speaker 3: came up to me in a corner and was like sat.
Speaker 3: I was on the floor crying with my friends and
Speaker 3: he came and he was like, hey, like, I'm so
Speaker 3: sorry about everything. I was like, yeah, no, it's it's
Speaker 3: it's okay, thank you, and he goes, what laptop do
Speaker 3: you have right now? And I was like what? And
Speaker 3: then he was like, which mac book do you have?
Speaker 3: And I was like, I just I just got into
Speaker 3: and he was like, okay, because I have the one
Speaker 3: with the touch thing. If you want it, it's in
Speaker 3: the car. And then I was like, I just bought
Speaker 3: that one and he was like okay, okay. He was
Speaker 3: like and your camera, like your camera's good still, and
Speaker 3: I was like, yes, my camera's good. And like us
Speaker 3: having this conversation with like a dead body in the next.
Speaker 1: Room, like it was your mother.
Speaker 3: Like crazy vibes, like really crazy vibes, and honestly respect
Speaker 3: like I don't even at that, like people could be
Speaker 3: like that, it's so fucked up. But I look back
Speaker 3: at that and I'm like, honestly, for some people, the
Speaker 3: grind just absolutely doesn't stop, like they see their I
Speaker 3: hadn't seen him in a while, and he was like, dude, fuck,
Speaker 3: I should put that laptop in the car because and
Speaker 3: you might want a new laptop even despite everything happening.
Speaker 3: Actually it made me make her.
Speaker 1: Happy even about it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, to all laugh about it you And then he
Speaker 3: was like when did you? And then he tried to
Speaker 3: convince me to return my laptop and buy it from
Speaker 3: him because he was like, I could give it you
Speaker 3: a really good deal, Like how much did you spend
Speaker 3: the night? I was like, I don't know, I don't
Speaker 3: remember because I could give it to you for like
Speaker 3: a thousand, like you're going through it, like I'll give.
Speaker 1: You Meanwhile, he got it for free.
Speaker 2: Literally I get but opium son or brat daughter, brat daughter.
Speaker 3: None. I don't want kids.
Speaker 1: If you had to choose.
Speaker 3: Brat daughter, I don't want a son. Boys are so boring,
Speaker 3: Like what am I going to talk to my fourteen
Speaker 3: year old son about? Like literally, what am I going
Speaker 3: to talk to you about? Like there's nothing, there is
Speaker 3: nothing to talk about. I have no idea what your
Speaker 3: what's happening in your brain? And it's like not fun,
Speaker 3: Like what are you gonna be? Like, oh I like
Speaker 3: a girl, like oh boo, fucking tell I don't know,
Speaker 3: tell someone who gives a fuck, Like, don't tell me
Speaker 3: that shit. Like I want a daughter if I'm going
Speaker 3: to have a.
Speaker 2: Kid, period, Yeah, I actually want an opium son.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, but I don't think y'all. I'm saying, like
Speaker 1: addicted to opium?
Speaker 4: Oh why would you? Why would you manipulate us? And
Speaker 4: like we we.
Speaker 1: How you wouldn't want to help a child that is
Speaker 1: addicted to it.
Speaker 3: I really wouldn't though, Like I wouldn't want to be
Speaker 3: in that position.
Speaker 4: Actually, I would help.
Speaker 3: Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful boy like the movie.
Speaker 1: Mmmm, that's a good one. That's a good one. Well,
Speaker 1: I was peeing at where were we? Oh? At our gym?
Speaker 2: I was peeing in like their universe urinals that are
Speaker 2: like right next to each other, and a dude was
Speaker 2: standing at one of them, and I walked up to
Speaker 2: the one next to him and started peeing, and I
Speaker 2: like heard like a sound that I had never heard
Speaker 2: coming from like someone peeing at the urinal before, and
Speaker 2: it sounded like really low to the floor, and I
Speaker 2: was like, girl, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: He left and walked away.
Speaker 2: He literally just pissed all over the fucking floor and
Speaker 2: there was like a puddle of piss right where he
Speaker 2: was standing, and it was like doing that thing where
Speaker 2: like the water is like aching yes, And I like
Speaker 2: literally had to fucking run away, and I was like,
Speaker 2: holy shit, I just saw like a serial floor pisser
Speaker 2: because like guys know, like there's always like a puddle
Speaker 2: of piss like right beneath the urinal, and you're like,
Speaker 2: who the fuck is doing that?
Speaker 1: How is that happening? And I found someone that did
Speaker 1: it and he was a very looking, normal looking dude
Speaker 1: like he was he wasn't like some creepyzoids.
Speaker 3: That's how he gets his rocks off. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: fucking crazy. Damn A piss on the floor.
Speaker 1: If I might as well piss on the floor.
Speaker 3: I love pissing it on the floor outside, like I
Speaker 3: love like a good like popp and Squad, Like, oh,
Speaker 3: it's so fun. Like that's honestly when I dream if
Speaker 3: I'm out at night and it's like, oh, there's no
Speaker 3: public bathrooms, like I it is now my mission to
Speaker 3: find somewhere where I could pee behind a tree, like
Speaker 3: I want to do it so bad. It's so fun
Speaker 3: it literally like it's so freeing. Also, I fucking hate
Speaker 3: unisex bathrooms with a urinal in it.
Speaker 1: That to me like steam.
Speaker 3: Why must I suffer? Why must I suffer? I hate
Speaker 3: going to like a bathroom and there's a urinal there.
Speaker 3: It makes me so fucking mad. Urinals piss me off
Speaker 3: there so fucking disgusting. It's just facing me like it's
Speaker 3: looking at me, like I'm looking at the porcelain that
Speaker 3: has had piss all over it. It's like its mouth
Speaker 3: is open, there's no covering it. Like we need to
Speaker 3: make a little lid or something. There needs to be Yeah,
Speaker 3: there needs to be a lid there, Like it is
Speaker 3: so crazy. But also I need to take a shot
Speaker 3: at pissing in a urinal because I feel like that
Speaker 3: would be like a fun experiment and I feel like
Speaker 3: I could do it, Like I really feel like I
Speaker 3: can do it. But we don't have to talk about
Speaker 3: that because like that gets into details that I would
Speaker 3: never want public.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's my story period.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I got this email the other day that
Speaker 2: I thought was a troll when I first saw it,
Speaker 2: but then I reread it and I was like, and
Speaker 2: I saw I didn't because I didn't see that the
Speaker 2: email included photos and it says it's from this random
Speaker 2: fucking dude. Oh wait, I think I just got got Yeah,
Speaker 2: I got got damn. Well, let me see m Basically,
Speaker 2: it's a I have received this scaried, mangled picture along.
Speaker 1: With an email.
Speaker 2: Now, I don't know if you have something to do
Speaker 2: with this, but I am man of God and will
Speaker 2: not take such evil actions lightly. If you know what
Speaker 2: this could possibly mean or indicate please get back to
Speaker 2: me at this email address let me know if you
Speaker 2: need anything. And then they included this and this picture
Speaker 2: of me with my email address, and then they sent
Speaker 2: the photo. But I zoomed in on his profile picture
Speaker 2: and he's just a troll.
Speaker 3: But that picture is so funny.
Speaker 1: It's so scary.
Speaker 3: Could you do that?
Speaker 1: I didn't do that. They they made it and sent
Speaker 1: it to me.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, so I thought you made that and that's
Speaker 3: why you posted it like I thought you were just
Speaker 3: bored and you mingled your face like that.
Speaker 2: No, someone I got it from an email from Rupert Snow.
Speaker 2: Rupert Snow, yeah, the person that just sent that email
Speaker 2: that I read. But no, yeah, that photo literally cracked
Speaker 2: me up when I saw it because it's how fucking scary.
Speaker 1: Boots.
Speaker 3: Well, I think apartment should have to legally change the
Speaker 3: toilet seat before I move in. I just think that
Speaker 3: piss like stays there, like it just like it literally
Speaker 3: like inhales like plastic to me and hails that kind
Speaker 3: of stuff. So the idea that anybody's like I could
Speaker 3: clean that thing with bleach all I fucking want, but
Speaker 3: somebody else's dirty ass cheeks have sound that like that
Speaker 3: is so gross. And then even when I'm in the
Speaker 3: bath sometimes I'm like, ill, somebody's fucking nasty butt has
Speaker 3: been on this fucking bath. I literally cleaned that bathtub
Speaker 3: countless times, even before I get in it, like I'll
Speaker 3: give it a good wipe down, and I'm just like, ill,
Speaker 3: somebody else is just laid in here in their fucking filth.
Speaker 3: And then I'm like, oh my god, if they had
Speaker 3: a dog, they like wash their nasty, fucking dirty ass
Speaker 3: dog in here, Like dogs are so fucking dirty.
Speaker 1: Like dogs, I'm canceling dogs. I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2: All dogs are canceled, like they're not going to heaven
Speaker 2: like dogs are over.
Speaker 1: They're dirty.
Speaker 3: They're literally dirty, and they stink like they have such
Speaker 3: a stench to them. But I guess I can't talk
Speaker 3: because when Azul opens her mouth next to me, I'm like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, bro, mouth smells.
Speaker 1: Like your vagina.
Speaker 3: Your Vagiinazul's mouth permeates like infinite tuna, like it is
Speaker 3: infinite tuna in butt and shit like oh, and then
Speaker 3: I hate when a Zol puts her fucking butt in
Speaker 3: my face. I'm like, get that shit away from me,
Speaker 3: and is that a thing like why do cats put
Speaker 3: their butt in your face? Like it because they want.
Speaker 2: You to lick or like I think I literally think
Speaker 2: it is like, please, can you stimulate my buttthole so
Speaker 2: I can ship like because that's what like moms do
Speaker 2: to kittens, they like like their kittens buttholes to make
Speaker 2: them poop.
Speaker 3: Well, that is what I did to you when we
Speaker 3: first started looking.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because I was constipated when you haven't done
Speaker 1: it in a few.
Speaker 3: Years, I mean, well because it got tiring and every time,
Speaker 3: like when we moved in together. When we moved in together,
Speaker 3: I know everyone seen the video, surprising me, But what
Speaker 3: the video didn't follow is that I had to pick
Speaker 3: him up and go into the house and put him
Speaker 3: on the toilet like you would do with a cat
Speaker 3: with a litter box, when you put them on the
Speaker 3: litter box the second they come in your house so
Speaker 3: they know where they have to poop. And I did
Speaker 3: that with Dreid. He still missed all the time. Like yeah,
Speaker 3: I would wake up and there'd be like a heard
Speaker 3: under the kitchen.
Speaker 4: It's really gross. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Also, like i'd like people think like, oh, like Drew
Speaker 2: just likes having his ass heating out like no, I
Speaker 2: need like in your needs to do it.
Speaker 1: It's like a medical necessity, like so disgusting. Yeah kay
Speaker 1: your next, So don't fucking play around.
Speaker 3: I know really last time you pooped?
Speaker 1: No no, no, I'm saying he's eating me. Nex he's eating
Speaker 1: He's eating my fucking box.
Speaker 4: I'll probably do a good job at it too.
Speaker 8: Well.
Speaker 3: What is that.
Speaker 4: Is that powder?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's five pounds of Red forty.
Speaker 1: Have you been like, are you serious? Yes?
Speaker 4: What is that for?
Speaker 2: I just bought it Like I've just been sprinkling Red
Speaker 2: forty on all of my meals because I was like,
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm not getting.
Speaker 1: Enough in my diet.
Speaker 2: So I just bought five pounds of it from literally Wuhan, China.
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding, like I literally it from Wuhan.
Speaker 1: You should open the bag then, wait, how do you
Speaker 1: even get that? I tied it too tight. I can't
Speaker 1: get it open.
Speaker 3: Well, because you were thinking we were.
Speaker 1: Gonna I know, bitch, you're going to steal my ship,
Speaker 1: like y'all want to know bad? This is my fucking
Speaker 1: red forty. Dude, nobody wants that the fuck away from
Speaker 1: my Red forty.
Speaker 3: Don't no, one has touched it.
Speaker 4: I don't care about that object, but.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got it to sprinkle on my meals. And
Speaker 2: then I was like thinking, oh, you know what we
Speaker 2: could do? Oh you okay?
Speaker 1: Yeah your eye?
Speaker 3: No, it like sprinkled all over my face.
Speaker 1: Whatever, I'm just ripping in. It might be a bad vibe.
Speaker 10: But.
Speaker 2: I decided that. I was like, oh, instead of doing
Speaker 2: the cinnamon challenge, I thought we.
Speaker 4: Were going they're shaking, you're so nervous.
Speaker 1: I thought we could do the Red forty challenge because.
Speaker 4: Like, you want to do the red forty challenge?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like a tea or a tablespoon of red fort.
Speaker 3: That can't be good for you. Your cants are already red.
Speaker 2: You can have three point one milligrams of red forty
Speaker 2: per pound in your body.
Speaker 4: I looked it up.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it is dying me red already.
Speaker 3: Your fingers are red.
Speaker 4: So you want us to do this with you?
Speaker 3: I'm not doing that.
Speaker 4: I like, I'll do whatever Drew says, but I don't
Speaker 4: want to do it.
Speaker 1: You're gonna fucking do it?
Speaker 4: What does it does it have a smell?
Speaker 1: Look at that color, dude, what does it smell like?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 1: Literally? Nothing up as my.
Speaker 3: Like animal brain is literally wanting it to smell like
Speaker 3: hot chips, so bad, like ooh, like my mouth is
Speaker 3: watering at the idea that this was talkie powder. Why
Speaker 3: wouldn't you just buy talkie powder because I.
Speaker 6: Wanted red woods.
Speaker 2: Let me see if I can wash this off my
Speaker 2: hands first before I put this inside of my mouth
Speaker 2: and can't get it off.
Speaker 9: Oh my god, Drew, we need to get you empty capsules,
Speaker 9: and we need to put it into castles.
Speaker 3: You take your red forty, like, this is the problem
Speaker 3: is Drew doesn't buy himself anything of value. This is
Speaker 3: what Drew buys. Like how much was this?
Speaker 1: I want you to guess five pounds of read forty.
Speaker 3: Oh that had to have been like seventy dollars at least.
Speaker 4: The Red forty it's five pounds forty six dollars one.
Speaker 1: Hundred and eleven dollars. Shit fuck yeah, but it was
Speaker 1: from Wuhan.
Speaker 4: Okay, you mentioned that like it.
Speaker 1: Was it was shit? I mean, like it was.
Speaker 3: What is red forty? Is it like crushed beetles?
Speaker 1: I think it's like petroleum and crust beetles.
Speaker 3: Red forty talent, Red forty talent job I can't do it? No,
Speaker 3: do it? Do it? Come on, talk at all that
Speaker 3: big game.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 1: I really don't think I can.
Speaker 3: Would we put it in the cottage cheese?
Speaker 1: I mean I've been putting it on.
Speaker 4: I want to make sure you're gonna be okay?
Speaker 1: Yeah, google it real quick.
Speaker 4: Let me let me look this shit up because.
Speaker 6: I googled it and it was like, you can consume three.
Speaker 2: Point one milligrams per pound of body weight. Let me
Speaker 2: And I was like, if I do a tablespoon, but like, also,
Speaker 2: isn't gonna see in my mouth and teeth.
Speaker 4: My friend just bought five pounds of red forty concentrate
Speaker 4: powder and he wants to do basically the Cinnamon Challenge,
Speaker 4: but with red forty, and he's gonna take a tablespoon
Speaker 4: and swallow it like the Cinnamon Challenge, but with red
Speaker 4: forty powder. Is that safe? Is he gonna be okay?
Speaker 8: Ingesting red forty powder, especially in such a large quantity,
Speaker 8: is not safe. Red forty is an artificial food dye that,
Speaker 8: while approved for use in small amounts in food, can
Speaker 8: cause serious health issues if consumed in large quantities. Taking
Speaker 8: a tablespoon of it could potentially cause severe reactions, including
Speaker 8: but not limited to, nausea, vomiting, allergic reactions, and possibly
Speaker 8: even more severe consequences depending on the individual's sense activity.
Speaker 8: Your friends should not attempt this challenge. It could be
Speaker 8: very dangerous.
Speaker 1: Fucking op.
Speaker 4: I know it seems fine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well you should, just the way Drew's been prepping
Speaker 3: for this, like some people prep for the Olympics.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like you know the people that were dosing E
Speaker 2: Coli before getting into the Times River.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna heat all warnings and just do
Speaker 2: it because I feel like that stupid fucking robot can't
Speaker 2: tell me what to do, and I'm also like a
Speaker 2: human being and it's a robot.
Speaker 3: I mean I said, yeah, I was gonna say, I
Speaker 3: feel like you're just like being a little stubborn and
Speaker 3: if it's a safety hazard then you just should do it.
Speaker 2: But like I was saying, I've been micro dosing red
Speaker 2: forty m won my entire life, and especially like for
Speaker 2: the weeks leading.
Speaker 4: Up to this is like an order of magnitude more
Speaker 4: red forty, So your body might reject it.
Speaker 1: You're like an order of magnitude more gay. When you
Speaker 1: like talk shit, can you say it like that.
Speaker 3: I kind of agree, and I.
Speaker 4: Think you should. You agree with him?
Speaker 3: All right, are you okay?
Speaker 6: It was everywhere, it's like in the air.
Speaker 3: I think he's fine. He just had to wash his face.
Speaker 4: He's fine.
Speaker 3: No, he's fine.
Speaker 4: He sounds like he's dying, Drew, and he's crawling back.
Speaker 4: He's you're I'm looking out for him.
Speaker 3: It's you're gonna make it. It's a placebo. You're gonna
Speaker 3: make it worse. Due You're fine, Just get up. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you're good. Oh my god, it stained you. He's been
Speaker 3: prepping for this month. Just leave him alone to just
Speaker 3: get here.
Speaker 4: Hey, hey, he's not in his body right now, get back.
Speaker 4: Oh he seems happy.
Speaker 3: See it's like back to the old room.
Speaker 1: You're like nothing.
Speaker 5: Human.
Speaker 4: All right, Drew, Well it's time to get back to
Speaker 4: work because we got ads and whatever challenge.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, he's happy. Actually it might have done good.
Speaker 3: Like a lot of people are like, oh SSRIs blah
Speaker 3: blah blah. But like, I think the red forty talents
Speaker 3: might make you happy. Look how happy he looks. He's happy.
Speaker 4: He looks miserable. He looks he's gonna throw up again.
Speaker 4: He already threw up before. I'm just saying I'm looking out,
Speaker 4: I'm looking.
Speaker 3: At well the red forty. It's like charcoal. So it
Speaker 3: cleansed his system. Should just get into media. Yeah, he'll
Speaker 3: come to, he'll come to. Yeah, he just needs a nap.
Speaker 3: He's been up along like okay, it's already like two pm.
Speaker 3: He's gonna be.
Speaker 4: Like an ivy.
Speaker 3: Remember last time he did this on the sidewalk and
Speaker 3: I was right, I was like, just he'll be fine.
Speaker 4: Yeah. He ended up powering through that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so he'll get through this.
Speaker 5: It's fine.
Speaker 3: Okay, oh okay. My media of the week is he
Speaker 3: Like the thing is, you're putting a lot of attention
Speaker 3: on it, and if you just let it go, he
Speaker 3: would be fine, and you're making it worse.
Speaker 4: I'm putting attention on something that is.
Speaker 3: I guess the behavioral issues thing with bread forty is all.
Speaker 4: Right, yeah, all right, Well he's mad at me, so
Speaker 4: now I don't really give a fuck if he lives
Speaker 4: or dies.
Speaker 10: Okay, attack, attack, dude, you're gonna be stained for like
Speaker 10: the rest of the day.
Speaker 1: Did it taste good though, No, it actually tasted hella good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like it tastes like really fun good.
Speaker 3: It smell good when it like came out of your mouth. Yeah, no,
Speaker 3: it were you actually trying to swallow it all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it just like dried out all my mouth.
Speaker 4: Though.
Speaker 3: I never even did like any of those challenges, like
Speaker 3: the cinnamon challenge.
Speaker 1: You want to try the red forty challenge.
Speaker 3: I think I think it's like your thing, and you
Speaker 3: brought it to the episode, So I don't want to
Speaker 3: like steal your shine. It'd be like the songs all
Speaker 3: over again, Like I just don't want to do that again.
Speaker 2: No, I genuinely like feel so okay, like I actually
Speaker 2: feel enlightened borderline.
Speaker 1: There was like a moment there.
Speaker 3: It's like ayahuasca. It's kind of like an iowak.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah it was. There was like a moment there
Speaker 1: where I was like seeing colors.
Speaker 3: Should we do media? We should do media? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: let's do media.
Speaker 1: I I want to go to the hospital.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm not doing that. You already know you wanted
Speaker 3: to do it, and you sit with that to.
Speaker 1: The actually if you want to go so that she scared.
Speaker 3: My beauty of the Week is Jacqueline Novac's stand up
Speaker 3: was really, really fucking funny. What's it called? I actually
Speaker 3: can't believe how stane my lips are from like putting
Speaker 3: that on my lips, Like it's kind of jarring. How
Speaker 3: strong Red forty is Get on Your Knees by Jacqueline
Speaker 3: Novac was really fucking funny, such a good watch. And
Speaker 3: then my music media of the week is literally I've
Speaker 3: just been listening to a bunch of travel Round that's
Speaker 3: like basically it. And then the three songs I've still
Speaker 3: I've just been back to playing like the same four
Speaker 3: songs I repeat, and it's Can't Do a Thing by
Speaker 3: Chris Isaac, You Make Loving Fun by Fleetwood Mac, Summer
Speaker 3: Breeze by Seals and Cross, and The Boy Wonders by
Speaker 3: ASTech Camera. And that's my fucking media.
Speaker 2: Mine is Red forty Night, Red forty Cruising, Red forty Okay,
Speaker 2: the Red forty and the Pure of the Red forty
Speaker 2: damn by one on tricks Point, Red forty Never and
Speaker 2: Red forty, Iggy Pop, Red forty, the Red forty Snow
Speaker 2: Queens of Texas.
Speaker 3: Red You're saying Red forty a lot post?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 2: Oh no, Red forty Mama's and Red forty Papa's Red
Speaker 2: forty This is the spinal Tap.
Speaker 4: Red forty movie minus Belle and Sebastian. Dude, you should
Speaker 4: go to the hospital. We should go. We should take Yeah, really,
Speaker 4: I really want to because your skin looks very pale.
Speaker 1: Y'all can go?
Speaker 3: Why are you looking at me? Y'all can go? I
Speaker 3: have shit to do after this.
Speaker 1: It's just like you're my friend, and earlier you said
Speaker 1: that you like I'm your co host.
Speaker 4: Fuck, that was fucked up. I'm serious.
Speaker 3: And that's your employee. That's not your fucking friend.
Speaker 4: I'm more than an employee.
Speaker 1: Sy will you take me to the hospital or you
Speaker 1: my friend? He said, no, I'm all alone.
Speaker 3: That's why they made you. Am I wrong? Am I
Speaker 3: so wrong?
Speaker 1: That's why they made Uber red forty? Uber please red
Speaker 1: Fuber Drew sye Up corner. Bit y'all thought y'all didn't
Speaker 1: get it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought you didn't get a Drew sye Up
Speaker 2: corner Red forty, because I will put.
Speaker 1: One on for you right now, Red forty.
Speaker 2: All that crying we did at your graduation for you
Speaker 2: just to do door dash. I banned five people from
Speaker 2: the podcast today just to remind y'all that life isn't fair.
Speaker 2: I ordered a three finger combo from Knes and all
Speaker 2: they gave me was chicken. Chick fil A tastes like
Speaker 2: they used the pussy of the bird. Okay, pussy part
Speaker 2: of the bird. What if they released a freaky version
Speaker 2: of air pods where they started licking the inside of
Speaker 2: your ears when they were low battery? Um, women are
Speaker 2: cute until they pull out a cigarette. Never mind, bitch,
Speaker 2: that's my mechanic. Uh, girls, bitches, my baby is so smart?
Speaker 3: Is that one?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: No, I just I don't like saying bitches, but it's
Speaker 2: what's written down. Bitches, my baby is so smart?
Speaker 3: Me.
Speaker 1: Oh, what's your birthday? Little man?
Speaker 4: Him?
Speaker 1: Cereal?
Speaker 2: I see so many people have four four four tattooed
Speaker 2: on them. Girl, Wendy's is not that good?
Speaker 3: Is the four for four still a thing?
Speaker 1: I think so? I think it's the biggie bag.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 2: Most disrespectful shit you can do is ask me for
Speaker 2: a reces cup. Only two come in the pack. Leave
Speaker 2: me the fuck alone? Looks Mac seeing this looksmaxing that bitch.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to climax. Someone licked my balls.
Speaker 3: Hello, you're stoln.
Speaker 1: No something I actually seriously isn't right? I was just paralyzed.
Speaker 1: That was just fucking paradise. I was just paraly I
Speaker 1: was just paralyse.
Speaker 3: I was just paralyzed. I was just paradise.
Speaker 1: No, guy, seriously, I was just paralyzed. Someone please, please,
Speaker 1: someone help me.
Speaker 3: I was just paralyse. Please please, please, please please. I
Speaker 3: was just paralyse.
Speaker 1: Guys, No, seriously, this is not good. This is not good.
Speaker 1: This is not good. Please someone help me. Please please
Speaker 1: please please someone help me.
Speaker 3: I was just paraly Look at me.
Speaker 1: Look at me.
Speaker 3: Can you give me water?
Speaker 1: Water?
Speaker 4: Water water?
Speaker 3: Please?
Speaker 8: Day.
Speaker 3: That's my favorite video ever. Do you know he's are
Speaker 3: you out? There's this fucking kid who he was out
Speaker 3: of smoke session with all his friends and his friends
Speaker 3: started recording because he was stuck.
Speaker 8: To me.
Speaker 3: It's like, I was just paraly please. Oh no, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: please go to please. You just did it so good.
Speaker 3: I was just paralyzed.
Speaker 1: I was just paralyzed. Someone please, because I've been that
Speaker 1: kid before.
Speaker 3: Brou oh my god. Okay, well thanks for listening, guys.
Speaker 3: This was a freaking treat.
Speaker 2: Watch I didn't do it. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think the camera has been off that scared the
Speaker 3: ship out, like off kilter, like it's not this way enough.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, great, kay can fix it in great?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I just inya, this is another Drew sy or this
Speaker 2: is Drew stand up inya more like Dick's gazenyam. No,
Speaker 2: now a casse, now a kiss?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 2: No, no, one more, one more. I didn't feel good enough.
Speaker 2: The Red forty makes me fucking numb to ship.
Speaker 1: Ah no, my head band
Speaker 5: Might sh