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Speaker 1: that's what I wear at the house. I know, Thomas,

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Speaker 1: these all news. What's wrong with that? Stevire? Right again?

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Speaker 1: But okay, get rid of your Fannie pack, please please please?

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Speaker 1: This his nephew, timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: You know what, you just got pranked by man. Y'all

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Speaker 1: It was for the do because I damn should wants

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Speaker 1: ain't coming to get me. Man, I'm gonna be here

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Speaker 1: work board like, hey, let me ask you something. Man,

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Speaker 1: what is the baddest radio show in the land. K't

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Speaker 1: Tommy with It's crazy. That is classic, baby classic, don't run.

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Speaker 1: That's everybody's favorite. Right there? Shut up, come out, man, Nashfield.

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Speaker 1: Listen to me closely. I'm coming to town September twenty nine, Thursday.

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Speaker 1: Great night and the Nephew coming to Zanies Comedy Club

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Speaker 1: Get to ticket nat You're listening to Steve Harvey Show.

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Speaker 1: All right, come on, Steve introduced Jay Anthony Brown so

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Speaker 1: dedicated to every man. Every man was tired of answering questions.

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Speaker 1: Just sick of it, had enough of it. Don't look

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Speaker 1: Just look right at your radio on. Make eye contact

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Speaker 1: My business? Money? Didn't call home? Can't hear you talking?

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Speaker 1: Something on my mind? Baby? Let me see the same

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Speaker 1: about your kids, About your dad. I'm your sugar daddy, baby,

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Speaker 1: in here? House? Man? When you start a wearing body book? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: where that comes. Right, all right, Steve, please introduced miss Anne.

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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, and trip. Thank you very much, everybody.

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Speaker 1: This is a trip with the news. The Mendocino Fire

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Speaker 1: Wednesday marked the fourth anniversary of the police killing of

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Speaker 1: Michael Brown at the hands of a now former Ferguson

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Speaker 1: cop for some Missouri cop named Darren Wilson, but now Charlottesville,

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Speaker 1: Virginia is racing for Sunday's first anniversary of last summer's

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Speaker 1: violent White Nationals rallied. A man purposely rammed his car

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Speaker 1: them but killing a young lady named Heather Higher Hires mother,

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Speaker 1: Susan Brow has since set up a foundation in her

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Speaker 1: name and tells National Public Radio that she's on a mission.

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Speaker 1: The black community and the people of color and Charlottesville

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Speaker 1: girl dies and suddenly everybody goes, oh my god, we've

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Speaker 1: got a problem. Part of me wishes it was all

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Speaker 1: just a bad dream, that the country wasn't this divided,

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Speaker 1: That that black lives really have been treated as if

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Speaker 1: they matter, that um, Heather was here. Downtown Charlesville block

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Speaker 1: where her daughter was killed has been renamed Heather Higher Way. Meanwhile,

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Speaker 1: the white races to descended on Virginia last year say

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Speaker 1: they're going to be in Washington, d C. On Sunday

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Speaker 1: for another Unite the Right rally. And maybe as a

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Speaker 1: result of all that feeling evidence now of how some

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Speaker 1: people are feeling and not afraid to say out loud

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Speaker 1: these days. A young woman pulled over at a traffic

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Speaker 1: stop in a place called Bluffed in South Carolina last Saturday,

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Speaker 1: was found to be legally drunk, slurring her words, and

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Speaker 1: very clean, thoroughbred white girl. Okay. The officer was also white,

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Speaker 1: but he arrested her. According to new estimates, a lot

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Speaker 1: more people died in Puerto Rico as a result of

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Speaker 1: her came Maria than previously thought. Authorities say that one

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Speaker 1: as a result of the storm. Now that's many more

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Speaker 1: the storm, but they say many more. That larger number

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Speaker 1: died as a result of the flooding, the loss of power,

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Speaker 1: and building collapses. First, Lady Malania Trump's parents had and

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Speaker 1: sworn in as American citizens of the Slovenian couple took

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Speaker 1: the citizenship over yesterday Manhattan. And finally, President Mike Pence

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Speaker 1: has announced the Trump administration's plan to police out of space.

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Speaker 1: That's right. Pence says that the Pentagon wants to create

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Speaker 1: a new branch of the Armed Services, and the Vice

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Speaker 1: President says that the Space Force would be the first

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Speaker 1: new armed unit since nineteen and he says it's time

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Speaker 1: adversaries have transformed space into a war fighting domain already

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Speaker 1: in the United States. Will not shrink from this challenge.

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Speaker 1: President Trump called for a space army two months ago,

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Speaker 1: but to create as you have, you have to have

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Speaker 1: an Act of Congress. Until then, the Pentagon setting up

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Speaker 1: a space Command. Yeah, we'll be back to more entertainment,

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Speaker 1: coming to twenty minutes after the hour. You're smarter than

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Speaker 1: Nephew Tommy on the Steve Harvey Morton Show. You're listening

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Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Show. It is time to play

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Speaker 1: are you smarter the nephew Tommy? Tommy, let's meet our contestant. Please,

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Speaker 1: Good morning. Who is this, Nina? What you calling from that?

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Speaker 1: I'm called from doing right now to see what you

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Speaker 1: do for a living dollar? I am an administered an

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Speaker 1: entertainment company. Alright, already you think you think, Naty, you

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Speaker 1: think you're smarter than me. I think I'm you night

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Speaker 1: trying to you. We're gonna we're gonna see about that.

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Speaker 1: Here's at work. Sure, he's gonna give us both some

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Speaker 1: trivial questions. Whoever answered the most questions correctly in sixty

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Speaker 1: seconds will win? Are you ready? I'm red? Yeah, tell

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Speaker 1: me get out? You don't. You don't leave until we

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Speaker 1: tell you to leave. I all right, Nita. So Tommy,

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Speaker 1: we asked him, of course, to step out of the

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Speaker 1: studio so he can't hear the questions. Now, are you ready?

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Speaker 1: You said yes? And you know you got to know

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Speaker 1: that the clock the sixty second clock will start after

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Speaker 1: I read the first question. Al Right, here we here

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Speaker 1: we go, Nita? Which which state is known as the

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Speaker 1: show me State? Oh, let's go places? Is the slogan

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Speaker 1: for what auto manufacturer? Uh think? Yestere girl? What animal

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Speaker 1: is called the ship of the Desert? Yeah? Which daytime

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Speaker 1: talk show host you to be the mayor of Cincinnati? Um?

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Speaker 1: How old must you be to run for president of

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Speaker 1: the United States? Paul McCartney and John Lennon were two

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Speaker 1: of the members of which legendary rock band who was

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Speaker 1: the first female pilot pilot to fly across the Atlantic? Oh?

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Speaker 1: My god? All right, what do you guys think, Nita

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Speaker 1: were really tough? You did good? Yeah? Yeah, you do

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Speaker 1: good at talking yourself. Carlo. What you think girl power?

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Speaker 1: I'm rooting for you, Data, but it's gonna be tough

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Speaker 1: tough questions though. Yeah, alrighte yeah, we'll see when we

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Speaker 1: come back. Who's the smartest? Will it be U, Nita

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Speaker 1: or will it be the nephew? We're playing Are you

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Speaker 1: smarter than Nephew? Tommy? At thirty four after the hour,

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Speaker 1: we'll be back. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: We're in the middle of playing are you smarter than

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Speaker 1: nephew Tommy? Tommy is back in the studio and our

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Speaker 1: contestant Tommy Nita did alright, Yeah she did. Yeah, Let's go.

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Speaker 1: Let's go that. Don't do nothing for you? Alright? The

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Speaker 1: sixties second clock will start after I read the very

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Speaker 1: first question. Here we go. Which state is known as

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Speaker 1: the show Me State? Let's go? Places is the slogan

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Speaker 1: for what auto manufacturer best? What animal is called the

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Speaker 1: ship of the Desert? Which daytime talk show host used

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Speaker 1: to be the mayor of Cincinnati? Springing? How old must

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Speaker 1: you be to run for President of the United States?

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Speaker 1: Paul McCartney and John Lennon were two of the members

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Speaker 1: of which, legendary rock band who was the first female

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Speaker 1: pilot to fly across the Atlantic? Claire Cliff, Sandra and

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Speaker 1: Denise were a few of the characters on What Sitcom

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Speaker 1: that debut? What is the longest running game show in America? Prices?

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Speaker 1: Which legendary female slave was best known as a conductor

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Speaker 1: of the Underground Railroad, Snap, Crackle, and Pop. Our cartoon

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Speaker 1: mascots for which Breakfast, Cereal? Thank God? Tis times up?

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Speaker 1: Keep times? All right? We need to tally right now.

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Speaker 1: We definitely need to. While we're tal I'll read the

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Speaker 1: questions and answers. Which state is known as the show

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Speaker 1: me State? Missouri? Let's Go Places is the slogan for

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Speaker 1: what auto manufacturer Toyota. Which animal is called the ship

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Speaker 1: of the Desert Camel? Which daytime talk show host used

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Speaker 1: to be the mayor of Cincinnati? Jerry Springer? How old

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Speaker 1: must you be to run for President of the United States?

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Speaker 1: Thirty five? Paul McCartney and John Lennon were two of

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Speaker 1: the members of which legendary rock band The Beatles. Who

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Speaker 1: was the first pilot female to fly across the Atlantic?

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Speaker 1: Amelia Earhart, Claire Cliff, Sandra and Denise were a few

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Speaker 1: of the characters of what sitcom that debuted in the

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Speaker 1: Cosby Show What is the longest running game show in America?

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Speaker 1: The Price Is Right? Which legendary female slave was best

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Speaker 1: known as the conductor of the Underground rail Road? Harriet Tubman,

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Speaker 1: Snap Crackling pop Our cartoon mascots for which Breakfast Cereal

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Speaker 1: Rice Crispies, Loser You didn't know? Yeah, alright, Telly, Telly,

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Speaker 1: Telly tell Yeah, Okay, Nita, Yeah, Nita, you got three Tommy,

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Speaker 1: you got seven you win where sat Night hate hate

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Speaker 1: hate hate a jete hate them you did Rice crispy

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Speaker 1: black black, white rice, Christmas and white stuff. That's what

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Speaker 1: we're white milk. What we're playing. We're playing. I think

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Speaker 1: I'm smarter than A for you, Timmy, I do have

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Speaker 1: a twenty five dollar gift card for you. All right,

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Speaker 1: thank you. You're welcome. Baby. If you think you're smarter

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Speaker 1: than me, A for your time and you want a

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Speaker 1: chance to win my uncle Steve's grand prize of one

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Speaker 1: million dollars. Go to Steve Harvey f M dot com

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Speaker 1: to register. How play somebody else? Come on, all right,

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Speaker 1: are you smarter than nephew? Tell me? Well, we thought

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Speaker 1: Nita had it. Boil boy, she sounded stop you Hay'll stop? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: get mad when we're happy that he lose. I gotta

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Speaker 1: do this. I gotta do it a loss. Never said

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Speaker 1: you gotta tell you this time, nephew. You got to

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Speaker 1: you don't take that kangaroo along with all right, Frank,

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Speaker 1: phone call from the King of Pranks coming up. He

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Speaker 1: won this one. It's our goodad. You're listening to Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top of the hour,

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Speaker 1: right about four minutes after, it's today's Strawberry Letters. But

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Speaker 1: right now it is time for the nephew the King

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Speaker 1: of Frank's with today's Frank Phone Call. What you got

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Speaker 1: You ain't married? Huh, you ain't married. I'm just like

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Speaker 1: everyone ain't married. Watch me work running cat. Hello. Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Brian. Yeah, how are you doing? Brian?

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Speaker 1: My name is Daniel H. Wanted to give you a

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Speaker 1: call today. You got a minute? Yeah? Okay, listen, um

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Speaker 1: you're you're Brian um Ran right, you're married to uh

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Speaker 1: to Althea. Yeah. Hello, hello, yeah, yeah, that's that's me.

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Speaker 1: That's my wife's Yeah, okay, I got a question for you. Hello.

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Speaker 1: Have you guys been married? Going on nine years now?

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Speaker 1: We've been married? Who is there? My name is Daniel.

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Speaker 1: Were you um? Were you guys married a greater New

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Speaker 1: Missionary Baptist Church than the Sea? Yeah? Yeah, yep, yep,

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Speaker 1: defining that church? Yeah yeah that's right. Why what's going on?

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Speaker 1: What's asked me all these questions? Okay? Do you remember

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Speaker 1: the minister that officiated your actual wedding ceremony? Yeah? Uh reverend? Right, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I got the right person. I wanted to make sure

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Speaker 1: I had the right person, Brian. So I'm I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: if if it seemed a little weird to you. Here's

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Speaker 1: here's what's going on. We've just come up with a

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Speaker 1: new discovery a lot of information that Reverend none of

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Speaker 1: his credentials are true. Everything is false. He's not a

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Speaker 1: minister at all, he never was a minister, and every

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Speaker 1: single wedding ceremony that he officiated is basically null and void. So,

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Speaker 1: and I hate to be the bearer of bad news,

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Speaker 1: but you and Alphea, even though you think you've been

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Speaker 1: married for nine years, you guys are not married. No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: not that you gotta have the wrong person, because man,

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Speaker 1: that then we got we got married by nine years ago.

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Speaker 1: And what I'm telling you is he he never was ordained.

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Speaker 1: He's never been an ordained minister. He's not a minister

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Speaker 1: at all. So when he performed this ceremony, your wedding ceremony,

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Speaker 1: he had no right to be doing that. You guys

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Speaker 1: are not are not married. You know, you guys have

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Speaker 1: been living in sin for nine years. Hold on, hold,

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Speaker 1: hold on that. Let me tell you something. I ain't

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Speaker 1: been living No man and my wife. We have been

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Speaker 1: married for nine years. And that man he's a preacher.

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Speaker 1: I'm telling he's a preacher. I heard him preach land Sunday, Sir.

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Speaker 1: As of today, he is. He has no right to

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Speaker 1: be in anybody's pulpit. He has no right to be officiating,

627
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:59,440
Speaker 1: whether it's weddings or funerals, no matter what it is,

628
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:02,440
Speaker 1: Christine for children. He's not allowed to do that. And

629
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:07,239
Speaker 1: we have officially stopped him from doing anything serving under

630
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:11,239
Speaker 1: as being a pastor or a minister. We have stopped that.

631
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Speaker 1: But what I want you to know is that you

632
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:16,880
Speaker 1: have been living in sin and you don't you that.

633
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:19,319
Speaker 1: We want to try and get you guys married as

634
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:22,719
Speaker 1: soon as possible, so you're not living in sin. Oh no, doc,

635
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:25,279
Speaker 1: I ain't been living in no sin. I have been

636
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:28,279
Speaker 1: married for nine years. This woman ship been taking care

637
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:31,200
Speaker 1: of me and my kids for the past Wait. Wait

638
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:33,080
Speaker 1: a minute, wait a minute. You guys. Have you guys

639
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:36,359
Speaker 1: have children? Yeah? Yeah, we have too, two kids, two

640
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:40,600
Speaker 1: beautiful kids. Okay, then those kids are bastards, statard. On.

641
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:42,400
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. My kids ain't no bastard.

642
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:44,880
Speaker 1: What about your kids? Your kids in basthoods no, sir,

643
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:47,560
Speaker 1: my kids, my kids were born in wedlock. Your kids

644
00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 1: have been born out. I'm telling you that man did

645
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:55,480
Speaker 1: my service, and he is a preacher. He's a man

646
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:59,200
Speaker 1: after God's own heart himself. He hasn't done everything that

647
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:01,720
Speaker 1: he come for me in my family. He is a preacher.

648
00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:04,880
Speaker 1: So I don't. I know it's hard for you to

649
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,279
Speaker 1: to to swallow the truth, but I want you to know,

650
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:09,080
Speaker 1: and I need you to be able to tell Alfia

651
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:11,080
Speaker 1: that you guys are not married and not as of

652
00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:14,560
Speaker 1: right now. No, no, okay, so I at a herd

653
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:18,040
Speaker 1: of hunt now back in the olden days, but before

654
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:20,800
Speaker 1: all these all these colleges and stuff came came about.

655
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:23,440
Speaker 1: You telling me that their men making old days, that

656
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:26,239
Speaker 1: they weren't no preachers, that they weren't meant men after

657
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:29,239
Speaker 1: the clough? Is that what you're saying to me? H?

658
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:30,680
Speaker 1: What what are you? What are you? What are you?

659
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:32,840
Speaker 1: What are you getting at? Sir? What I'm trying to

660
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:34,920
Speaker 1: say is back in the older days, making the twitters

661
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:37,239
Speaker 1: and thirties, they didn't have all these colleges and all

662
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:40,000
Speaker 1: these degrees and stuff like these new preachers got these days.

663
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:43,520
Speaker 1: That man, now he was from back then, and God

664
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:45,719
Speaker 1: called them and that's what they went on too. And

665
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:48,400
Speaker 1: all them people that they married back then, they did

666
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:50,480
Speaker 1: the same thing to day. You don't need to know

667
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:52,239
Speaker 1: what degree to say that that you're a preacher. You

668
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:54,680
Speaker 1: don't need no lights to say you're a preacher. Men,

669
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:57,160
Speaker 1: my wife would been married for nine years. My kids

670
00:47:57,280 --> 00:48:00,799
Speaker 1: have been born in wedlocks. We were married, we were

671
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:04,480
Speaker 1: married my friends and family Day was on there, sir.

672
00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:07,080
Speaker 1: The bottom line is that that you have been living

673
00:48:07,239 --> 00:48:09,600
Speaker 1: in sin because you have not been married with your

674
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:12,840
Speaker 1: wife for the last nine years. And your kids, I

675
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:15,800
Speaker 1: hate to say it, your kids are bastards now O.

676
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:19,160
Speaker 1: Now I've told you, don't say nothing else about my kids,

677
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:21,080
Speaker 1: and I ain't no cuss up. But don't push me.

678
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:24,400
Speaker 1: My kids ain't no bad said. You're understand me. You

679
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:26,360
Speaker 1: don't get me up, Sir. I'm trying to give you

680
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:27,880
Speaker 1: the truth and try to get you in here and

681
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:29,600
Speaker 1: get you married so you will not be living in

682
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:32,600
Speaker 1: sin any more than what you are. I'm living in

683
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:36,160
Speaker 1: those sins. Look, now, you don't make me whoop your a.

684
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:38,920
Speaker 1: S s You're understand me and my wife we have

685
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:42,000
Speaker 1: been married for nine years. Don't shoot up here. A

686
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:44,160
Speaker 1: cold me talking about the way. Ain't mat that that man?

687
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:47,680
Speaker 1: Ain't you understand? I get out of my phone? What

688
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:50,840
Speaker 1: you That's my life? Those are my kids. They have

689
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:53,920
Speaker 1: been born in red lines. Do you understand, sir? So,

690
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:56,880
Speaker 1: I just wanted to call and give you the information

691
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,000
Speaker 1: so that you could probably stop living in sin. That's

692
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,080
Speaker 1: all I wanted to do. I ain't even know sin.

693
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:03,080
Speaker 1: That's what I just told you. Ain't hear me? I

694
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:04,960
Speaker 1: ain't living an no fin. Maybe you the one that's

695
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:07,480
Speaker 1: living up some sin. Now, you ain't got nothing else

696
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:10,160
Speaker 1: said to me? That man? If never man? Years ago

697
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:13,279
Speaker 1: they get you a SS on my phone. So so

698
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:15,920
Speaker 1: I have one more thing, one more thing I'd like

699
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:17,800
Speaker 1: to say. You ain't done nothing else to say to me.

700
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:21,200
Speaker 1: You ain't get though a SF off my d am phone.

701
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:23,640
Speaker 1: Now do you understand me? I ain't got time for

702
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:26,320
Speaker 1: this blue sir? Can I say one more thing? What

703
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:28,160
Speaker 1: you gotta say on me? Now? So? I just wanted

704
00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:30,279
Speaker 1: to let you know that this is nephew tim Me

705
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:32,920
Speaker 1: from the Steve womp In Morning Show. Your wife and

706
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:38,719
Speaker 1: feel got me to prank phone call you? Oh man,

707
00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:45,440
Speaker 1: oh lord, it down here? Uh do here? I almost

708
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:47,200
Speaker 1: went in on your down. You all wouna let me

709
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:49,000
Speaker 1: go down. Yeah, I'm gonna good at this. You say,

710
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:51,239
Speaker 1: after you put you up to this? Got me to

711
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:56,279
Speaker 1: prank you man, while man, oh man, hey man, you

712
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:58,440
Speaker 1: all right with me? Brother? I got to ask you something, man,

713
00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:01,240
Speaker 1: what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio

714
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:07,320
Speaker 1: show in the lands on the show man? You're stupid?

715
00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:12,520
Speaker 1: Get him Steve, because it's you know, you know something. Now,

716
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:15,839
Speaker 1: come on. You know some pastors ain't really past us,

717
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:18,160
Speaker 1: you know, but they'd be marrying people. You know, that

718
00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:20,600
Speaker 1: be going That happens a lot. You know. They just

719
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:23,279
Speaker 1: then called themselves from minister and they are minister and

720
00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:27,040
Speaker 1: that's not high nine. You know. You gotta you know,

721
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:28,840
Speaker 1: you gotta shake your folks up every nine. And I

722
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:32,160
Speaker 1: just still shake up. That's all it is. Okay, keep on.

723
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:36,600
Speaker 1: This is pranking. This is planking at his best. Oh yeah,

724
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:39,160
Speaker 1: you're the king of it. Every nine. You got to

725
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:41,799
Speaker 1: shake some folks up. I got a new little list

726
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:46,640
Speaker 1: I'm working on and we're going forward. Who is it?

727
00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:55,000
Speaker 1: You ain't even asked me? Already asked? I love that

728
00:50:57,320 --> 00:51:04,840
Speaker 1: you knew he was gonna say, yea, all right, all right, listen.

729
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:08,480
Speaker 1: Coming up next, it is today's Strawberry Letter. You're listening

730
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:13,040
Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well this Monday morning.

731
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Speaker 1: The winning continues at seven twenty eastern, six twenties Central.

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Speaker 1: We are giving away a chance to win Steve Harvey's

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Speaker 1: grand prize of one million dollars. That is big We're

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Speaker 1: gonna play. Are you smarter than nephew Tom? You're not?

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Speaker 1: Go to Steve Harvey FM to register right now. It

736
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:39,239
Speaker 1: is time for the Strawberry Letter. People, And if you

737
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:42,320
Speaker 1: need some advice on relationships, if you need some advice

738
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:45,560
Speaker 1: on dating, on work, on sex, on parenting, and more,

739
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:49,040
Speaker 1: submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey FM dot com

740
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:53,120
Speaker 1: and click submit Strawberry Letter. All right, Steve. Anything you

741
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:57,320
Speaker 1: want to add to that to encourage people to write us. No,

742
00:51:57,520 --> 00:52:00,360
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to encourage nobody write us, are you not?

743
00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:12,160
Speaker 1: We're not because I'm tired to learn your help me alright?

744
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:16,440
Speaker 1: Uh buck buck buckle up, hold on time. We got

745
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:21,000
Speaker 1: it for you here. It is subject my sexy neighbor

746
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:25,760
Speaker 1: is stressing me out? Be quiet, Jay, Dear Stephen Shirley,

747
00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:29,160
Speaker 1: You're not going to believe this I'm a married man

748
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:31,839
Speaker 1: and my wife and I just purchased our first home

749
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:36,200
Speaker 1: in a new community. To celebrate home ownership, my boys

750
00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:39,160
Speaker 1: took me out for drinks. We ended up going to

751
00:52:39,239 --> 00:52:42,719
Speaker 1: a strip club and I got very drunk, which are

752
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:45,960
Speaker 1: two things I had not done since I got married.

753
00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:49,160
Speaker 1: The strippers were some of the sexiest women I had

754
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:52,080
Speaker 1: ever seen, and we pay for our own private v

755
00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:56,120
Speaker 1: I p area in the club, so we each had

756
00:52:56,160 --> 00:53:00,480
Speaker 1: a dancer that catered to us all night. My dancer

757
00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:04,439
Speaker 1: did all kinds of freaky stuff to me. We did

758
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:10,840
Speaker 1: everything except go all the way Right afterwards, when I

759
00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:14,600
Speaker 1: sobered up, I was disappointed with myself and I swore

760
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:17,160
Speaker 1: to my boys that I would never go to another

761
00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:21,000
Speaker 1: strip club. Well, fast forward to two weeks ago. My

762
00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:23,680
Speaker 1: wife and I noticed a moving truck next door, so

763
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:25,920
Speaker 1: we decided that we should go over and meet our

764
00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:29,319
Speaker 1: new neighbors. As soon as we started walking toward the house,

765
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:34,520
Speaker 1: my heart jumped into my throat. Steve, Oh, he singled

766
00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:38,760
Speaker 1: you out, Steve. One of the strippers from the club

767
00:53:39,239 --> 00:53:42,040
Speaker 1: was standing by the moving truck. I could tell she

768
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:49,840
Speaker 1: recognized me too, but she but she but she but

769
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:53,400
Speaker 1: she played it cool. My wife introduced us because I

770
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:56,400
Speaker 1: couldn't say much. The stripper told my wife that she

771
00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:59,120
Speaker 1: is a single mom and her child's father bought her

772
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:02,000
Speaker 1: the house. He told my wife that she works as

773
00:54:02,080 --> 00:54:05,800
Speaker 1: a dance instructor and that uh, and then she and

774
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:08,799
Speaker 1: my wife exchange numbers. As we turned to head back

775
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:12,440
Speaker 1: to our house, the stripper neighbor smirked at me. I

776
00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:16,080
Speaker 1: was sweating bullets. My wife thinks the neighbor is really cool,

777
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:19,000
Speaker 1: and it's planning to invite her to our housewarming party.

778
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:23,160
Speaker 1: Now what am I supposed to do? What? I think

779
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:25,880
Speaker 1: I should just come clean and tell my wife what happened?

780
00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:31,680
Speaker 1: What do you think? Help? Al Right? Well, um, congratulations

781
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:41,680
Speaker 1: on your new house. How about that? And this? Yeah? Yeah, right,

782
00:54:42,239 --> 00:54:44,480
Speaker 1: this is this is somewhat of a whole mess you've

783
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:47,640
Speaker 1: gotten yourself into. I mean, what are the odds that's

784
00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:50,440
Speaker 1: your favorite stripper who did all these freaky things to

785
00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:52,880
Speaker 1: you when you were drunk with your boys at a

786
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:55,439
Speaker 1: strip club. What what are the odds of her moving

787
00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:58,640
Speaker 1: right next door to you? I mean, really, um, this

788
00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:05,080
Speaker 1: is unbelievable. And guess what, I don't trust you to know, uh,

789
00:55:05,239 --> 00:55:07,959
Speaker 1: to do the right thing. I just don't. I don't.

790
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:11,239
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't trust you to to know all

791
00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:13,839
Speaker 1: this information and not want to go over there at

792
00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:16,640
Speaker 1: some point and at the or at the very least,

793
00:55:16,719 --> 00:55:19,040
Speaker 1: can you just stop sweating bullets in front of her?

794
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:23,720
Speaker 1: Can you do that when she's around? Uh? Yeah, because

795
00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:26,040
Speaker 1: your wife is getting real cozy with her. Your wife

796
00:55:26,080 --> 00:55:28,960
Speaker 1: thinks she's cool. So your new neighbor, your favorite stripper,

797
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:30,839
Speaker 1: is going to be coming over to your house. They've

798
00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:34,440
Speaker 1: exchange numbers. They're going to be perfect neighbors, you know, girlfriends.

799
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:37,480
Speaker 1: It looks like, So either you get yourself together, brother,

800
00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:40,280
Speaker 1: and I don't know how you're gonna do that, because

801
00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:42,440
Speaker 1: she is your favorite stripper, and you remember all those

802
00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:45,279
Speaker 1: freaky things she did to you at the club. You

803
00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:47,840
Speaker 1: cannot go out again with your boys and get drunk

804
00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:49,640
Speaker 1: and go to the strip club. You can't do that.

805
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:57,400
Speaker 1: And he's right next door. She's a dance instructor, Tommy,

806
00:55:57,480 --> 00:55:59,879
Speaker 1: that's what she told his wife. You're you're in a mess,

807
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:03,480
Speaker 1: and um, you know, I know Steve's not gonna agree

808
00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:06,399
Speaker 1: with me. You're gonna have to say something. You're gonna

809
00:56:06,480 --> 00:56:09,759
Speaker 1: have to say something in terms of what you have

810
00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:14,560
Speaker 1: to it's not you have to. You gotta let your wife,

811
00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:17,879
Speaker 1: not because you can't hold it. He's gonna your wife

812
00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:21,200
Speaker 1: is gonna find out anyway. You can't hold it. You

813
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:24,040
Speaker 1: may as well let your wife know something. You met

814
00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:34,960
Speaker 1: her somewhere. You got to you got to what your turn? What? Hey, man,

815
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:38,759
Speaker 1: I don't know this dude name bro Bro right in

816
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:41,680
Speaker 1: the middle of the answers, right in the middle of

817
00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:46,080
Speaker 1: this letter. He says Steve, Steve. He's just talking to me.

818
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:49,239
Speaker 1: He just says Steven Sheirley. But just the first time,

819
00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:52,480
Speaker 1: Shelly my name got put first. I think it's really

820
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:55,600
Speaker 1: just being cured. This letter really to me. Let me

821
00:56:55,680 --> 00:56:58,759
Speaker 1: handle this man, go ahead, going ahead, Joe stupid and

822
00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:03,400
Speaker 1: had open your mouth. Boy my sexy neighbor stressing me up.

823
00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:11,160
Speaker 1: You're going into the truth matters to who the truth

824
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:15,400
Speaker 1: that already happened. It doesn't matter. It's time up for

825
00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:18,560
Speaker 1: the truth. Now it begins to cover up. You ain't

826
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:23,600
Speaker 1: got tavern no more truth. Truth is your friends want

827
00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:27,040
Speaker 1: to celebrate your new ownership. Your boys took you out

828
00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:31,960
Speaker 1: for drinks. Now, instead of stopping it just drinks, you

829
00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:35,400
Speaker 1: ended up going to a strip club. Now you ain't

830
00:57:35,440 --> 00:57:39,080
Speaker 1: just drinking. Now you're very drunk. First of all, you

831
00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:43,080
Speaker 1: got to quit drinking. Listen to me, that's what my

832
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:47,160
Speaker 1: brother told me. Pad Servis said to me. He said,

833
00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:50,320
Speaker 1: once you feel something, you should immediately stop because the

834
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:54,040
Speaker 1: rest of it ain't in your blood system yet, he said,

835
00:57:54,320 --> 00:57:59,840
Speaker 1: So if you continue to post something, you ain't Jesus

836
00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:07,439
Speaker 1: rules for drinking. Once you feel anything, you should stop off.

837
00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:10,840
Speaker 1: The rest of it ain't in your blood system. And

838
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:13,640
Speaker 1: if you post some more in there, you're in trouble.

839
00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:18,480
Speaker 1: That's the rule for drinking. So now he gotta quit.

840
00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:20,880
Speaker 1: Then I'm gonna set this up and we're gonna go

841
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:24,040
Speaker 1: to break. We ended up going to the strip club

842
00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:27,240
Speaker 1: I got, which are two things I've not done since

843
00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:30,520
Speaker 1: I got married. The strippers was some of the sexiest

844
00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:36,200
Speaker 1: women I have ever seen, and we paid for our

845
00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:40,880
Speaker 1: own private v I p area in the club. That's

846
00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:45,560
Speaker 1: the best worst move you can make. You got to

847
00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:48,600
Speaker 1: get it private, but its low. I'm mercy, that's the

848
00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:51,480
Speaker 1: best worst move you can make. I'll tell y'all of

849
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:53,600
Speaker 1: it when we come back. But you ain't been going

850
00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:56,680
Speaker 1: to tell her damn thing. You don't even like strip clubs.

851
00:58:56,920 --> 00:59:02,000
Speaker 1: Hell no, all right. We'll have part two of Steve's

852
00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:04,800
Speaker 1: response coming up at twenty three after the hour. You're

853
00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:08,880
Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,

854
00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:11,920
Speaker 1: come on with part two of your response to today's

855
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:16,040
Speaker 1: Rubberry letter. My sexy neighbor is stressing me out. This

856
00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:20,959
Speaker 1: man boys took him on congratulations for buying a new home. Yeah,

857
00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:25,240
Speaker 1: they go out drinking. They ended up in a strip

858
00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:31,760
Speaker 1: club where you continue to drink your answers dro y'all

859
00:59:31,880 --> 00:59:36,560
Speaker 1: mess around and go to the strip club. Paid for

860
00:59:36,720 --> 00:59:40,240
Speaker 1: your own private v I P area in the club.

861
00:59:41,080 --> 00:59:45,320
Speaker 1: That's the best worst thing you can do. What goes

862
00:59:45,400 --> 00:59:49,400
Speaker 1: on in there? Nothing I'll tell you no, no, no no,

863
00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:52,000
Speaker 1: she won't know. And then when I tell you, do

864
00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:56,800
Speaker 1: you see why I can't go tell her? Let me

865
00:59:56,880 --> 00:59:59,920
Speaker 1: get we're going in there. So everybody had a day

866
01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:04,040
Speaker 1: that catered to us all night. My dancer, the one

867
01:00:04,120 --> 01:00:08,080
Speaker 1: that was on him, did all hounds of freaking stuff

868
01:00:08,160 --> 01:00:12,160
Speaker 1: to me. Sure when he say freaking stuff to me,

869
01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:17,840
Speaker 1: he ain't lying. We did everything except go all the way.

870
01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:35,640
Speaker 1: Do you understand me? I know what he did. Rubbed it, bouncing, squeeze, biting, fighting,

871
01:00:40,440 --> 01:00:44,280
Speaker 1: that's all. That's going down in there. We did everything

872
01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:50,480
Speaker 1: except go to go to all the way. Now. Right afterwards,

873
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:54,320
Speaker 1: when I sobered up, I was disappointed in myself, and

874
01:00:54,440 --> 01:00:56,240
Speaker 1: I sware to my boys I would never go to

875
01:00:56,320 --> 01:01:01,000
Speaker 1: another strip club. That's the good in him. He came back.

876
01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:04,080
Speaker 1: But the shirt he woke to the strip club, he

877
01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:07,200
Speaker 1: can't wear that one home. You had to stop by

878
01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:09,960
Speaker 1: the boys house and get a clean ship, because that

879
01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:14,440
Speaker 1: should triflet. She's been sliding all up and down on it.

880
01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:20,240
Speaker 1: He got glit on it. Yeah, you gotta get the

881
01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:25,560
Speaker 1: shirts off then pass. You have to burn them. Them

882
01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:29,520
Speaker 1: is in the trash? Can something dim damn pants got

883
01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:33,000
Speaker 1: been burnt? Boy? Let me tell you something. Fast forward

884
01:01:33,040 --> 01:01:35,640
Speaker 1: two weeks ago, my wife and I noticed a moving

885
01:01:35,680 --> 01:01:38,560
Speaker 1: truck next door. We decided we go over and meet

886
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:41,320
Speaker 1: our new neighbors. Soon we started walking towards the house,

887
01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:47,440
Speaker 1: my heart jumped up in my throat. Steve, one of

888
01:01:47,560 --> 01:01:52,120
Speaker 1: the triples from the club, was standing by the moving truck.

889
01:01:53,440 --> 01:02:01,800
Speaker 1: Be damn oh hem No, I could tell them. She

890
01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:05,840
Speaker 1: recognized me too, but she played it cool. My wife

891
01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:09,000
Speaker 1: introduced us because I couldn't say much. He was frozen.

892
01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:12,480
Speaker 1: You were stuck the stripper told my wife she's a

893
01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:16,000
Speaker 1: single mom and her child's father bought her the house.

894
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:20,400
Speaker 1: Stripper got plenty of money. She could be there. The

895
01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:24,360
Speaker 1: father probably bought her the house, helped her, But stripper

896
01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:29,400
Speaker 1: got money. Dance instructor. Now, hey, turn your mic off.

897
01:02:30,640 --> 01:02:32,800
Speaker 1: But y'all eating in the damn Mica. All I hear

898
01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:40,800
Speaker 1: is nuts? She no, I don't go good with this. Yeah,

899
01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:45,040
Speaker 1: I could tell she introduced me. She recognized me too.

900
01:02:45,600 --> 01:02:48,720
Speaker 1: She played it off. I couldn't say nothing. She said

901
01:02:48,760 --> 01:02:50,720
Speaker 1: she is a single mom and her child father bought

902
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:54,080
Speaker 1: her the house. She told my wife that she works

903
01:02:54,120 --> 01:02:59,120
Speaker 1: as a dance instructor. What she does, she dances, and

904
01:02:59,280 --> 01:03:04,080
Speaker 1: she is struck men to put money in her phone.

905
01:03:05,080 --> 01:03:08,800
Speaker 1: She is truly a dance instruct And then she and

906
01:03:08,960 --> 01:03:14,760
Speaker 1: my wife exchange number. Now you're sitting there gonna what

907
01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:20,240
Speaker 1: is huh? As we turned the head back to our house,

908
01:03:21,240 --> 01:03:25,840
Speaker 1: the stripper neighbor smirked at me. I was sweating bullets.

909
01:03:26,320 --> 01:03:29,240
Speaker 1: My wife thinks the neighbor is really cool and it's

910
01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:34,240
Speaker 1: planning to invite her to our house. Woman, Oh she coming, Oh,

911
01:03:34,320 --> 01:03:36,520
Speaker 1: the stripper coming. Because strippers don't get invited the house

912
01:03:36,600 --> 01:03:41,640
Speaker 1: loom or she comes. Strippers don't get it. Normal strippers

913
01:03:41,720 --> 01:03:47,360
Speaker 1: never get to family events, stripping dog strippers don't turn

914
01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:52,000
Speaker 1: down backyard bobecue. Strippers in there going to plays and

915
01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:54,160
Speaker 1: watch your baby if it ain't on strip night, stripper

916
01:03:54,240 --> 01:03:58,800
Speaker 1: going still be at the funel with the outfit on

917
01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:03,040
Speaker 1: that damn this stage. He's ready. Now what am I

918
01:04:03,120 --> 01:04:06,400
Speaker 1: supposed to do? I think I should just come clean

919
01:04:06,480 --> 01:04:11,200
Speaker 1: and tell my wife what happened. What do you think, son?

920
01:04:11,400 --> 01:04:13,960
Speaker 1: Let me explain something to you. Don't you take this

921
01:04:14,120 --> 01:04:15,960
Speaker 1: information because I got to talk to him, like keep

922
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:19,480
Speaker 1: my son, son. Don't you take this information in your

923
01:04:19,560 --> 01:04:24,000
Speaker 1: house that is not in your house. You don't take

924
01:04:24,200 --> 01:04:28,560
Speaker 1: bad news into the house. That's nothing good can come

925
01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:33,720
Speaker 1: of this conversation. It's all bad. Your neighbor not Now.

926
01:04:33,840 --> 01:04:38,440
Speaker 1: You can't ever look over there. You came back your

927
01:04:38,520 --> 01:04:42,560
Speaker 1: car out and pointed in that direction. You can't wave,

928
01:04:44,560 --> 01:04:50,959
Speaker 1: your kids, can't play with her kids, nothing. Matter of fact,

929
01:04:51,200 --> 01:04:55,320
Speaker 1: you must develop a hate for her, because your wife

930
01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:57,680
Speaker 1: is gonna hate her if you go in here and

931
01:04:57,760 --> 01:05:03,040
Speaker 1: tell her this. Now. What trippers don't do is tail

932
01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:08,520
Speaker 1: married women. They stripples exactly. She's a dance instructor, She's

933
01:05:08,520 --> 01:05:11,040
Speaker 1: gonna be cool. She know always you as long as

934
01:05:11,080 --> 01:05:13,520
Speaker 1: you don't go back down to this strip club, you cool.

935
01:05:14,840 --> 01:05:18,240
Speaker 1: Do not go in here and tell your wife this

936
01:05:18,600 --> 01:05:23,640
Speaker 1: ignorant asked information like Shirley has suggested, the dumbest damn

937
01:05:23,800 --> 01:05:26,360
Speaker 1: thing you can do. He's not gonna be able to

938
01:05:26,440 --> 01:05:28,760
Speaker 1: hold it. His wife is gonna find out anyway, how

939
01:05:29,680 --> 01:05:32,640
Speaker 1: because he's sweating like bullets. Just meet just seeing her

940
01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:37,680
Speaker 1: and just let us seat, And you don't think his

941
01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:42,120
Speaker 1: wife say, baby, why are you sweating? Because I'm hot

942
01:05:43,520 --> 01:05:47,720
Speaker 1: in the winter. What she can't find out is that

943
01:05:47,840 --> 01:05:51,160
Speaker 1: this woman been sliding him down his shirt and grinding

944
01:05:51,240 --> 01:05:56,480
Speaker 1: on him and doing bounced lap dances. Bouncing. It's time

945
01:05:56,560 --> 01:05:58,440
Speaker 1: to go, But can we just carry this on? I

946
01:05:58,560 --> 01:06:00,880
Speaker 1: have a few more questions for you, because I mean,

947
01:06:00,920 --> 01:06:03,760
Speaker 1: we're doing this from a male female perspective, and a

948
01:06:03,840 --> 01:06:08,440
Speaker 1: female perspect perspective don't count here, Oh I think it does.

949
01:06:08,640 --> 01:06:15,800
Speaker 1: She's his wife. I'm gonna do it from a player perspective. Yes,

950
01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:18,960
Speaker 1: come on, married man. Yes, all right, we'll be back

951
01:06:19,240 --> 01:06:22,760
Speaker 1: with part three of today's Strawberry Letter. My sex sexy

952
01:06:22,800 --> 01:06:26,040
Speaker 1: neighbor is stressing me out. Right after this you're listening

953
01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:31,760
Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Okay, Steve, Uh listen,

954
01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:34,760
Speaker 1: So why do you why? I mean, he has to

955
01:06:34,840 --> 01:06:37,560
Speaker 1: be honest. At some point, we're talking about today's strawberry letter.

956
01:06:37,800 --> 01:06:40,720
Speaker 1: The subject is my sexy neighbor is stressing me out?

957
01:06:41,480 --> 01:06:43,680
Speaker 1: A married man wrote, And he and his wife just

958
01:06:43,840 --> 01:06:47,040
Speaker 1: purchased a new home in a new community. He and

959
01:06:47,200 --> 01:06:49,640
Speaker 1: his boys went out to celebrate. They went to a

960
01:06:50,160 --> 01:06:53,880
Speaker 1: strip club. The husband got very very very drunk. Uh.

961
01:06:53,960 --> 01:06:56,200
Speaker 1: He bought a private room at the strip club with

962
01:06:56,400 --> 01:06:59,360
Speaker 1: one stripper in particular, who did all sorts of freaky

963
01:06:59,440 --> 01:07:02,920
Speaker 1: things to him, he said, And um, when he sobered up,

964
01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:05,880
Speaker 1: he realized that he was very disappointed with himself, and

965
01:07:05,960 --> 01:07:07,600
Speaker 1: he swore to his boys that he would never go

966
01:07:07,800 --> 01:07:12,080
Speaker 1: to another strip club. Well, um, fast forward to two

967
01:07:12,160 --> 01:07:15,560
Speaker 1: weeks ago when um, a new neighbor moved in next

968
01:07:15,640 --> 01:07:17,880
Speaker 1: to him. And who would think that it would be

969
01:07:17,960 --> 01:07:20,680
Speaker 1: the stripper, but it was. It was the same stripper

970
01:07:21,160 --> 01:07:23,520
Speaker 1: that was doing all these freaky things to him in

971
01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:26,200
Speaker 1: the club. So he and his wife went over to

972
01:07:26,440 --> 01:07:29,600
Speaker 1: introduce themselves to the stripper, but he couldn't even say

973
01:07:29,600 --> 01:07:32,640
Speaker 1: anything because he was so nervous and sweating and and

974
01:07:32,800 --> 01:07:39,960
Speaker 1: all of this. So so I think, you know, I

975
01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:42,200
Speaker 1: don't think he's gonna be able to hold it. I

976
01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:44,920
Speaker 1: just don't. I think he's going to give himself away

977
01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:47,000
Speaker 1: at some point. So I'm saying he may as well

978
01:07:47,120 --> 01:07:49,840
Speaker 1: come clean with his wife and maybe not tell her

979
01:07:49,960 --> 01:07:54,120
Speaker 1: all the details, but tell her something. And so, so, Steve,

980
01:07:54,200 --> 01:07:57,240
Speaker 1: you disagree with that, We tell sure? Where could you

981
01:07:57,320 --> 01:08:02,040
Speaker 1: possibly say that would be? Okay? A b Yeah, and

982
01:08:02,160 --> 01:08:05,680
Speaker 1: he talked to you, Okay, honey, let's talk. When we

983
01:08:05,840 --> 01:08:08,600
Speaker 1: first moved in here, my boys took me out. Yeah,

984
01:08:08,680 --> 01:08:11,000
Speaker 1: oh my god. Yeah, you guys went out to celebrate.

985
01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:14,400
Speaker 1: Uh we went to a strip club. Oh you did?

986
01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:20,439
Speaker 1: Oh a strip club right there? Right? Oh? Strip Wait? Wait,

987
01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:23,400
Speaker 1: what what do you mean? A strip club? Strip club?

988
01:08:23,479 --> 01:08:25,720
Speaker 1: And went to a strip club? Okay, so you and

989
01:08:25,840 --> 01:08:28,960
Speaker 1: your boys went to have a drink, you just to celebrate,

990
01:08:29,040 --> 01:08:33,080
Speaker 1: and you know some wives are okay with it. Yeah. Yeah,

991
01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:35,479
Speaker 1: so you guys went to a strip club and what happened?

992
01:08:35,479 --> 01:08:38,439
Speaker 1: I'm sure nothing happened, So okay, what else happened? What else?

993
01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:40,000
Speaker 1: You know? We were just up in there at the

994
01:08:40,080 --> 01:08:43,439
Speaker 1: strip club, you know, and we you know, we was

995
01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:47,000
Speaker 1: just in the strip club, drinking and stuff. It was crazy.

996
01:08:47,960 --> 01:08:50,120
Speaker 1: Well yeah, I'm sure it was crazy because and did

997
01:08:50,200 --> 01:08:52,240
Speaker 1: you drink, because you know how you are when you drink.

998
01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:56,839
Speaker 1: Surely I don't know what wife you're portraying. Some bloves

999
01:08:57,000 --> 01:09:04,320
Speaker 1: go to strip clubs with their husband's. Okay, I didn't

1000
01:09:04,360 --> 01:09:08,120
Speaker 1: say I didn't say me, and that still doesn't go either.

1001
01:09:08,439 --> 01:09:12,599
Speaker 1: But I didn't say me. Hold on, yes, you played

1002
01:09:12,640 --> 01:09:19,920
Speaker 1: a wife because well, no, I'm not mad, Sherley. It's

1003
01:09:19,960 --> 01:09:25,960
Speaker 1: just you're not being You're not what what not? Not

1004
01:09:26,320 --> 01:09:31,599
Speaker 1: very many? That's rare. You've been watching Instagram and wrap video.

1005
01:09:32,920 --> 01:09:37,680
Speaker 1: Go ahead, I'm out of touch. Hey baby, Hey, hey,

1006
01:09:37,760 --> 01:09:40,680
Speaker 1: I just wanted to talk to you about something. What's up.

1007
01:09:40,720 --> 01:09:43,599
Speaker 1: By a couple of weeks ago, when we was when

1008
01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:46,200
Speaker 1: we moved in and Fellas came by to celebrate with

1009
01:09:46,360 --> 01:09:51,000
Speaker 1: me and took me out. Well, well you know, we

1010
01:09:51,080 --> 01:09:53,040
Speaker 1: went out to have some drinks and we ended up

1011
01:09:53,080 --> 01:09:57,640
Speaker 1: at a strip club. Okay, okay, so y'all went to

1012
01:09:57,680 --> 01:10:01,639
Speaker 1: a strip club. So why are you bringing it up? Well,

1013
01:10:02,040 --> 01:10:06,639
Speaker 1: see I'm listening. Okay, hold hold on, hold on, I'm

1014
01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:15,400
Speaker 1: gonna have another hub hub You fired yourself. Well, it's nothing.

1015
01:10:15,439 --> 01:10:17,800
Speaker 1: That's it's nothing to go off about. Yeah, you haven't

1016
01:10:17,840 --> 01:10:22,400
Speaker 1: said anything. You gotta keep going, okay, okay. And so

1017
01:10:22,680 --> 01:10:25,760
Speaker 1: so we went to your strip club. Okay, I'm just

1018
01:10:25,880 --> 01:10:27,960
Speaker 1: letting you know it. You know, it was it was,

1019
01:10:28,280 --> 01:10:31,880
Speaker 1: it was. It was wild up, it was wild in

1020
01:10:31,920 --> 01:10:35,400
Speaker 1: the strip club. Okay, So how how wild did it get?

1021
01:10:35,560 --> 01:10:42,320
Speaker 1: Were you involved in the wildness? Well, you know the

1022
01:10:42,439 --> 01:10:45,680
Speaker 1: fellas got got the v I P Room. Oh, I

1023
01:10:45,800 --> 01:10:48,720
Speaker 1: got a v I'm at the strip club? Yeah, what

1024
01:10:48,840 --> 01:10:51,760
Speaker 1: they did? I was just I was in there, widdow. Yeah,

1025
01:10:51,840 --> 01:10:54,960
Speaker 1: So what happens in the v I P Room? How

1026
01:10:55,040 --> 01:10:58,240
Speaker 1: important were you? You know what I mean? It's it's

1027
01:10:58,600 --> 01:11:03,080
Speaker 1: the v I p is very important people. So I'm

1028
01:11:03,120 --> 01:11:06,040
Speaker 1: asking about you in particular, though, how important? Well they

1029
01:11:06,080 --> 01:11:11,360
Speaker 1: pay you individual attention and so how much attention did

1030
01:11:11,400 --> 01:11:15,040
Speaker 1: you get? Mr? V I P H. I had my

1031
01:11:15,120 --> 01:11:19,680
Speaker 1: own strip, you had your own stripper and whatever what

1032
01:11:19,800 --> 01:11:21,400
Speaker 1: it is now, I'm just trying to tell it to you.

1033
01:11:21,520 --> 01:11:29,000
Speaker 1: Now you want him to say no, I said, don't

1034
01:11:29,040 --> 01:11:33,360
Speaker 1: tell him everything. And you heard me say that. Go on,

1035
01:11:33,560 --> 01:11:37,439
Speaker 1: go on, when are y'all gonna let the conversation go?

1036
01:11:37,640 --> 01:11:41,080
Speaker 1: And I went to a strip club Okay, thank you, Carling,

1037
01:11:41,320 --> 01:11:43,080
Speaker 1: thank you very much. Now let me show you all

1038
01:11:43,080 --> 01:11:46,720
Speaker 1: how they really go. Okay, baby, yeah, I want to

1039
01:11:46,720 --> 01:11:48,360
Speaker 1: talk to you for a minute. Okay, go ahead. Right.

1040
01:11:51,080 --> 01:11:52,880
Speaker 1: You know a couple of weeks ago when the fellas

1041
01:11:52,920 --> 01:11:57,920
Speaker 1: took me out, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Well we ended

1042
01:11:58,000 --> 01:12:06,080
Speaker 1: up going to a strip club to uh that's irrelevant.

1043
01:12:06,600 --> 01:12:09,880
Speaker 1: Magic city strippers like naked strippers. You up in the

1044
01:12:09,920 --> 01:12:13,479
Speaker 1: strip club? Yeah, magic sip? What you're doing going up

1045
01:12:13,479 --> 01:12:17,080
Speaker 1: in strip club? Well we went out there to celebrating,

1046
01:12:18,200 --> 01:12:21,920
Speaker 1: not to my weed. Why was you in there? Man?

1047
01:12:22,080 --> 01:12:24,120
Speaker 1: Damn baby? All the fellas went you know, I was

1048
01:12:24,200 --> 01:12:26,640
Speaker 1: with him, all the fellow Jump out the bridge. You

1049
01:12:26,640 --> 01:12:30,360
Speaker 1: got jump out the bridge too. Here's wife flash mama.

1050
01:12:31,640 --> 01:12:33,560
Speaker 1: Come on, ye come on. Yeah, you know I was

1051
01:12:33,640 --> 01:12:35,160
Speaker 1: with him, So I just went on up in there.

1052
01:12:35,160 --> 01:12:37,000
Speaker 1: I'm just letting you know. Okay, you was in the

1053
01:12:37,040 --> 01:12:39,439
Speaker 1: strip club doing what doing? You're doing nothing? You know,

1054
01:12:39,600 --> 01:12:42,240
Speaker 1: just in there. You know, I don't know. I got

1055
01:12:42,320 --> 01:12:44,559
Speaker 1: fried brock. You go all the way to strip club

1056
01:12:44,640 --> 01:12:48,280
Speaker 1: just get chicken wings? Really, you pass the chicken place

1057
01:12:48,520 --> 01:12:50,240
Speaker 1: to go in there with the naked that to get

1058
01:12:50,360 --> 01:12:54,080
Speaker 1: chicken wings. I'm booble the food. Now the chicken wings

1059
01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:56,719
Speaker 1: in the strip club, so damn good they are. No baby,

1060
01:12:56,800 --> 01:12:58,800
Speaker 1: but baby, baby, baby, you ought to go with me

1061
01:12:58,920 --> 01:13:03,040
Speaker 1: sometimes just to get that chicken wing and freezing. I

1062
01:13:03,200 --> 01:13:10,599
Speaker 1: got chicken wing. What I'm trying to do. What I'm

1063
01:13:10,640 --> 01:13:13,840
Speaker 1: trying to tell you. We using the v IP rooms

1064
01:13:14,640 --> 01:13:17,000
Speaker 1: mm hmm. And the stripput that was my v I

1065
01:13:17,120 --> 01:13:21,880
Speaker 1: p escort. You had your own stripper, Yeah, I have

1066
01:13:22,080 --> 01:13:24,800
Speaker 1: my own damn. Oh so damn the chicken ain't not

1067
01:13:24,960 --> 01:13:29,360
Speaker 1: now you you told me when they get chicken awing.

1068
01:13:29,840 --> 01:13:42,719
Speaker 1: Now you stupid with some You're listening to the Steve

1069
01:13:42,840 --> 01:13:46,679
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, for some reason, we cannot

1070
01:13:46,760 --> 01:13:50,639
Speaker 1: get off today's Strawberry letter. We're already into part four.

1071
01:13:51,479 --> 01:13:54,320
Speaker 1: The subject is my sexy neighbor is stressing me out?

1072
01:13:54,479 --> 01:13:57,840
Speaker 1: A married man and his wife just purchased a new house.

1073
01:13:58,360 --> 01:14:00,840
Speaker 1: The married man's boys took him out to celebrate, where

1074
01:14:00,880 --> 01:14:03,000
Speaker 1: they take him, of course, to a strip club. The

1075
01:14:03,240 --> 01:14:05,760
Speaker 1: husband ends up in a private room with this one

1076
01:14:05,840 --> 01:14:09,160
Speaker 1: particular stripper doing all kinds of freaky things to him.

1077
01:14:09,520 --> 01:14:13,000
Speaker 1: He sobers up realizes that he was he was upset

1078
01:14:13,040 --> 01:14:14,960
Speaker 1: with himself for doing this, and he told his boys

1079
01:14:14,960 --> 01:14:17,960
Speaker 1: that he would never get drunk akin. So fast forward

1080
01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:21,280
Speaker 1: to two weeks ago, this new community has a new neighbor.

1081
01:14:21,439 --> 01:14:25,479
Speaker 1: Turns out it's the stripper from the strip club the

1082
01:14:26,680 --> 01:14:29,840
Speaker 1: new neighbor. Here we go with part four of the

1083
01:14:29,960 --> 01:14:33,880
Speaker 1: husband's husband and wife's conversation. I said he should tell

1084
01:14:34,080 --> 01:14:36,960
Speaker 1: some things because he can't hold it and he's not

1085
01:14:37,040 --> 01:14:39,600
Speaker 1: gonna be able to um keep it where it is.

1086
01:14:39,720 --> 01:14:49,680
Speaker 1: And so kay, all right, okay, So chicken is so

1087
01:14:49,960 --> 01:14:56,960
Speaker 1: good in the strip club freezing an chicken wings. Now

1088
01:14:57,000 --> 01:14:58,760
Speaker 1: you're gonna go down there with the stripple, Go ahead,

1089
01:14:58,800 --> 01:15:01,679
Speaker 1: finish a little story. How you going to net club

1090
01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:05,320
Speaker 1: and get chicken wings? You know? When he's in the

1091
01:15:05,439 --> 01:15:10,160
Speaker 1: vip room, M I'm just trying to tell you. Let

1092
01:15:10,200 --> 01:15:12,600
Speaker 1: me sit down because I'm standing, so I need to

1093
01:15:12,680 --> 01:15:15,840
Speaker 1: sit down and here this. Yeah, why is he telling

1094
01:15:15,920 --> 01:15:20,080
Speaker 1: you all? That's too much? Shirley hows that too much?

1095
01:15:20,720 --> 01:15:22,439
Speaker 1: When y'all ain't gonna leave it that I went to

1096
01:15:22,520 --> 01:15:27,639
Speaker 1: the strip club, not too much? Too much? Can't tell

1097
01:15:27,720 --> 01:15:30,960
Speaker 1: her everything too much? Now you shouldn't show y'all gonna

1098
01:15:31,080 --> 01:15:34,519
Speaker 1: ask until you get everything, you can't leave it. Shirley

1099
01:15:34,760 --> 01:15:37,240
Speaker 1: is basically saying that he needs to go in there

1100
01:15:37,320 --> 01:15:40,400
Speaker 1: and said, your girl, that's the neighbor when I went

1101
01:15:40,479 --> 01:15:48,120
Speaker 1: to the strip club. That's what you're sabe. It's crazy.

1102
01:15:48,200 --> 01:15:52,040
Speaker 1: Remember that night we went out and me and the

1103
01:15:52,080 --> 01:15:55,120
Speaker 1: felt we went to a strip club. One of the

1104
01:15:55,160 --> 01:15:58,240
Speaker 1: strippers that's in the club. That's how that's moved across

1105
01:15:58,320 --> 01:16:00,600
Speaker 1: the street. Well, why you didn't the lady when we

1106
01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:06,160
Speaker 1: went over there, when I'm over in the house. We

1107
01:16:06,560 --> 01:16:08,200
Speaker 1: we was over there together. You didn't say nothing. You

1108
01:16:08,240 --> 01:16:10,559
Speaker 1: act like you don't know the damn lady, y'all winking

1109
01:16:10,600 --> 01:16:13,880
Speaker 1: and blinking and and and and writing it down. I

1110
01:16:13,920 --> 01:16:17,360
Speaker 1: don't know. You don't know. You said, that's the lady

1111
01:16:17,400 --> 01:16:19,320
Speaker 1: from the strip club. That's what you told me. She

1112
01:16:19,479 --> 01:16:21,479
Speaker 1: was one of the strippers at the strip. Does she

1113
01:16:21,600 --> 01:16:25,920
Speaker 1: know you don't? I don't know, you know, huh. Yeah,

1114
01:16:25,960 --> 01:16:28,479
Speaker 1: I'm just how come we didn't say that over there?

1115
01:16:28,840 --> 01:16:30,519
Speaker 1: Why we got to get back? Why you don't want

1116
01:16:30,520 --> 01:16:34,200
Speaker 1: her to know? I'm your wife. I'm bad. I mean

1117
01:16:34,280 --> 01:16:36,120
Speaker 1: we went over there together. Yeah, you're my wife. But

1118
01:16:36,200 --> 01:16:39,719
Speaker 1: when she told you she was giving me my own number,

1119
01:16:39,760 --> 01:16:41,760
Speaker 1: why you didn't say, oh, I got it from the club.

1120
01:16:41,800 --> 01:16:43,960
Speaker 1: Why you didn't say that. I ain't got a number

1121
01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:45,960
Speaker 1: from the club. Oh you just know you didn't get

1122
01:16:46,000 --> 01:16:48,320
Speaker 1: a number? No, hell no, why would I get a stripper?

1123
01:16:48,400 --> 01:16:50,639
Speaker 1: You'll go to the strip club just to get chicken wing.

1124
01:16:50,680 --> 01:16:53,360
Speaker 1: And she bumping and grinding y'all blinking and winking and everything.

1125
01:16:53,680 --> 01:16:55,840
Speaker 1: And now she go over there and introduced herself to me.

1126
01:16:56,200 --> 01:17:00,639
Speaker 1: That made me look stupid. Now I'm looking stupid, stepping

1127
01:17:00,680 --> 01:17:04,439
Speaker 1: no my husband, But damn, baby, I high nor was

1128
01:17:04,479 --> 01:17:06,760
Speaker 1: hot when you walked over that yard. You knew that,

1129
01:17:06,840 --> 01:17:08,559
Speaker 1: you know the woman. You could have said something there,

1130
01:17:08,640 --> 01:17:11,160
Speaker 1: but don't open your mouth. I walked all the way

1131
01:17:11,200 --> 01:17:14,600
Speaker 1: back all that. What's stripper name? Because but what's the

1132
01:17:14,720 --> 01:17:22,080
Speaker 1: stripper's name? Gladay? Don't know name? How much money you spend? Huh?

1133
01:17:23,520 --> 01:17:29,200
Speaker 1: If you how many? You can hear me? How much money?

1134
01:17:29,640 --> 01:17:31,599
Speaker 1: Wasn't that much? Do you know? You know your neighbor?

1135
01:17:31,880 --> 01:17:34,400
Speaker 1: You know the Fallers paid for everything because they were celebrating.

1136
01:17:34,439 --> 01:17:37,439
Speaker 1: I don't know picking um out there. I don't know

1137
01:17:37,520 --> 01:17:40,000
Speaker 1: what it comes. Baby. You know v ip room, you

1138
01:17:40,040 --> 01:17:44,120
Speaker 1: know strippers? I don't know you have no probably by

1139
01:17:44,240 --> 01:17:49,640
Speaker 1: five six hunter, Lord Jesus, Father, God Jesus, can we

1140
01:17:49,760 --> 01:17:53,719
Speaker 1: just bucked this house we got by the Lord God, Jesus,

1141
01:17:53,760 --> 01:17:57,840
Speaker 1: give me a strip father, things in your name, baby

1142
01:17:58,920 --> 01:18:01,479
Speaker 1: about this, Jesus, wasn't your six hunet? You know how

1143
01:18:01,520 --> 01:18:05,080
Speaker 1: that hitch my spirit? You know how to You're standing

1144
01:18:05,120 --> 01:18:06,840
Speaker 1: over there with a strip of top to the stripping,

1145
01:18:06,960 --> 01:18:09,200
Speaker 1: you know, and you don't get a strip of five

1146
01:18:09,240 --> 01:18:13,400
Speaker 1: hundred dollars to help I move in and know what

1147
01:18:13,520 --> 01:18:16,760
Speaker 1: she's gonna do with the money. I didn't act gonna

1148
01:18:16,840 --> 01:18:19,640
Speaker 1: move that a brand new damn God, that's your man,

1149
01:18:19,680 --> 01:18:21,960
Speaker 1: that's our money. No, maaybe, you can't buyd no car,

1150
01:18:22,160 --> 01:18:24,600
Speaker 1: No five hundred dollars. You can go toward it and

1151
01:18:24,720 --> 01:18:29,640
Speaker 1: go to Warter and go to Warter toward it, toward it.

1152
01:18:33,520 --> 01:18:42,040
Speaker 1: Can I say something? You know what I've learned this

1153
01:18:42,200 --> 01:18:45,200
Speaker 1: whole situation. Wh y'all just kept going and kept going, Shirley.

1154
01:18:45,240 --> 01:18:47,760
Speaker 1: It didn't even have to get that dn No, you

1155
01:18:48,080 --> 01:18:50,160
Speaker 1: had to say, I'm gonna tell you nothing. Just as

1156
01:18:51,120 --> 01:18:53,640
Speaker 1: this girl that's the neighbor. I saw her at the

1157
01:18:53,720 --> 01:18:55,680
Speaker 1: strip club. So I'm just letting you know you might

1158
01:18:55,760 --> 01:18:58,040
Speaker 1: not want to be chit chatting it up with your girl.

1159
01:18:58,439 --> 01:19:02,439
Speaker 1: And he say that over there because they're guilty and

1160
01:19:02,520 --> 01:19:06,920
Speaker 1: they start acting stupid. Cut this woman yard every windsday,

1161
01:19:07,240 --> 01:19:17,320
Speaker 1: say that's guilt for show. Bring it up. It's just

1162
01:19:17,520 --> 01:19:21,400
Speaker 1: a lie. Ain't nobody got to know? Don't say nothing. Well,

1163
01:19:21,439 --> 01:19:24,360
Speaker 1: if he can't play at all, he does, we can't.

1164
01:19:26,640 --> 01:19:29,439
Speaker 1: What's the best way? Set the best way? He just said,

1165
01:19:29,520 --> 01:19:33,920
Speaker 1: he's not listening. I understand how women are bad. Yeah,

1166
01:19:34,240 --> 01:19:38,200
Speaker 1: because over there your kids cannot go over there because

1167
01:19:38,200 --> 01:19:39,960
Speaker 1: the first day kid, I know your daddy when you

1168
01:19:40,040 --> 01:19:45,080
Speaker 1: tell your kid he come home with that? And what

1169
01:19:45,280 --> 01:19:48,760
Speaker 1: if the stripper says something, then you really and saying

1170
01:19:48,760 --> 01:19:54,000
Speaker 1: none of you go with every winds into a neighborhood,

1171
01:19:54,080 --> 01:19:56,000
Speaker 1: the family people that didn't want to tell the women

1172
01:19:56,080 --> 01:19:59,920
Speaker 1: she is stripped, she's a dance instruct Well, it depends

1173
01:20:00,160 --> 01:20:02,160
Speaker 1: how the husband is at I don't think she's gonna

1174
01:20:02,200 --> 01:20:04,760
Speaker 1: say anything. I just feel like it's the husband's job

1175
01:20:04,880 --> 01:20:07,120
Speaker 1: to give his wife a heads up about not being

1176
01:20:07,160 --> 01:20:11,840
Speaker 1: buddy chums with old girl had lap dances with. If

1177
01:20:11,920 --> 01:20:14,799
Speaker 1: she is crazy enough to say something, you have already

1178
01:20:14,880 --> 01:20:17,599
Speaker 1: told your wife. So you want, let's go Part five.

1179
01:20:18,520 --> 01:20:22,200
Speaker 1: This was the longest Strawberry letter ever. You're listening to

1180
01:20:22,400 --> 01:20:30,080
Speaker 1: the Steve, this is the strawberry letter that keeps on giving. Man,

1181
01:20:30,840 --> 01:20:34,439
Speaker 1: it really is. Subject. My sexy neighbor is stressing me

1182
01:20:34,640 --> 01:20:39,759
Speaker 1: out right there because you don't know how to handle

1183
01:20:39,960 --> 01:20:45,160
Speaker 1: the truth. You're going to get busted. He can't handle it.

1184
01:20:45,439 --> 01:20:49,200
Speaker 1: That's all. That's it, all right, So a married man,

1185
01:20:51,160 --> 01:20:53,479
Speaker 1: I feel like, yeah, this is what this trapped in

1186
01:20:53,520 --> 01:20:58,560
Speaker 1: the closet. Part five, Mary Man wrote us, Uh, he

1187
01:20:58,640 --> 01:21:00,360
Speaker 1: and his wife just purchased a new house in a

1188
01:21:00,439 --> 01:21:03,080
Speaker 1: new community. He and his boys were His boys were

1189
01:21:03,080 --> 01:21:04,560
Speaker 1: happy for him, so they all went out to a

1190
01:21:04,640 --> 01:21:08,639
Speaker 1: strip club. He got drunk, very drunk, ended up buying

1191
01:21:08,680 --> 01:21:11,599
Speaker 1: a private room in the strip club with this one

1192
01:21:11,640 --> 01:21:14,720
Speaker 1: particular stripper who did all kinds of freaky things to him.

1193
01:21:15,000 --> 01:21:18,000
Speaker 1: He sobered up and realized that he was mad at himself,

1194
01:21:18,280 --> 01:21:20,080
Speaker 1: and he told his boys he would never get that

1195
01:21:20,240 --> 01:21:23,760
Speaker 1: drunk again. Fast forward two weeks ago. I told you

1196
01:21:23,800 --> 01:21:25,840
Speaker 1: it's a new community. So a new neighbor moved in

1197
01:21:26,080 --> 01:21:29,040
Speaker 1: right next door to them, and it turns out it's

1198
01:21:29,120 --> 01:21:31,519
Speaker 1: the stripper who was at the club doing all kinds

1199
01:21:31,560 --> 01:21:37,519
Speaker 1: of freaky things to him. Okay, anyway, so he and

1200
01:21:37,600 --> 01:21:40,240
Speaker 1: his wife went over to introduce themselves to the new stripper.

1201
01:21:40,800 --> 01:21:43,920
Speaker 1: I mean to the new neighbor who told his wife

1202
01:21:43,960 --> 01:21:50,160
Speaker 1: she was a dance instructor, and he was all nervous

1203
01:21:50,240 --> 01:21:52,559
Speaker 1: and he just doesn't know what to do. I said,

1204
01:21:52,600 --> 01:21:55,600
Speaker 1: before anything goes any further out of hand, tell his

1205
01:21:55,720 --> 01:21:59,640
Speaker 1: wife something. Steve says, absolutely no. Part five. Here we go.

1206
01:22:00,400 --> 01:22:02,400
Speaker 1: Now we're at the part where the lady is upset

1207
01:22:02,880 --> 01:22:05,479
Speaker 1: talking to her husband. And now I'm gonna show you

1208
01:22:05,560 --> 01:22:07,840
Speaker 1: how to get out of this. You over there talking

1209
01:22:07,880 --> 01:22:10,160
Speaker 1: to a stripper that you know that you knew, you

1210
01:22:10,280 --> 01:22:14,679
Speaker 1: knew when you went over there. I'm standing on the exchange. Yeah, baby,

1211
01:22:14,880 --> 01:22:17,960
Speaker 1: I don't know her. You don't know at all, not

1212
01:22:18,200 --> 01:22:21,400
Speaker 1: at all. That she didn't told you she met me

1213
01:22:21,479 --> 01:22:24,639
Speaker 1: at the strip club. I don't remember her at all.

1214
01:22:25,280 --> 01:22:28,280
Speaker 1: We was at the strip club, but I don't know her.

1215
01:22:32,840 --> 01:22:36,280
Speaker 1: Just friends, just friends. No, no, no, we ain't friends.

1216
01:22:36,320 --> 01:22:38,320
Speaker 1: I don't know her. You didn't recognize it when you

1217
01:22:38,360 --> 01:22:42,160
Speaker 1: went over there. It's dog in there, it's dog and stripping.

1218
01:22:50,400 --> 01:22:53,160
Speaker 1: But you remember the five d remember that, huh? I

1219
01:22:53,200 --> 01:22:55,240
Speaker 1: remember the five hundred because you asked me about how

1220
01:22:55,320 --> 01:22:57,599
Speaker 1: much of day spending were now money. The fellas treated

1221
01:22:57,640 --> 01:23:00,360
Speaker 1: me because they was celebrating me getting the household over here.

1222
01:23:01,040 --> 01:23:05,160
Speaker 1: None of your money a dollar mine, I still got

1223
01:23:05,240 --> 01:23:06,960
Speaker 1: all mine in the wallet. I left here with two

1224
01:23:07,040 --> 01:23:08,680
Speaker 1: fit to go. Go look at it. I'm gonna say this,

1225
01:23:08,840 --> 01:23:10,920
Speaker 1: and I'm only say this one time. But I bet

1226
01:23:11,040 --> 01:23:13,759
Speaker 1: that catch you even looking over there. Oh I probably won't.

1227
01:23:14,120 --> 01:23:16,920
Speaker 1: I bet that catch you looking problem? Why would I

1228
01:23:16,960 --> 01:23:18,840
Speaker 1: look over there when I got anything? I won't. I'm

1229
01:23:18,840 --> 01:23:21,840
Speaker 1: just telling you that we cool. If I catch you

1230
01:23:21,960 --> 01:23:24,040
Speaker 1: looking over there, I'm not gonna look over that. I

1231
01:23:24,120 --> 01:23:26,240
Speaker 1: don't know this one. You might get hit by cor

1232
01:23:26,280 --> 01:23:28,639
Speaker 1: because you ain't gonnaven look that way. If Claud's coming,

1233
01:23:30,120 --> 01:23:31,800
Speaker 1: just be hit by the calm and you pull out,

1234
01:23:31,880 --> 01:23:34,880
Speaker 1: you just look the other way and keep driving. Let

1235
01:23:34,960 --> 01:23:37,560
Speaker 1: me catch you looking over that. Let me see it.

1236
01:23:40,439 --> 01:23:41,880
Speaker 1: Look at me when I'm down to you stage. Why

1237
01:23:41,920 --> 01:23:47,960
Speaker 1: would I glass? How did I glance? Baby? I told you,

1238
01:23:48,040 --> 01:23:49,960
Speaker 1: I don't even remember the woman she told about. She

1239
01:23:50,040 --> 01:23:53,320
Speaker 1: remembered me. I don't remember her. I just I said

1240
01:23:53,360 --> 01:23:55,000
Speaker 1: what I had said, you said what you had said.

1241
01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:57,920
Speaker 1: I'm leaving at that. I'm done with it, So you're

1242
01:23:57,920 --> 01:23:59,600
Speaker 1: not gonna be looking over there. No more? Right? We

1243
01:23:59,720 --> 01:24:08,000
Speaker 1: got I looked over there yet. All right, y'all need

1244
01:24:08,080 --> 01:24:15,439
Speaker 1: to move move around the corner here, you know they

1245
01:24:15,520 --> 01:24:21,760
Speaker 1: can't move. All right. I don't know if we're coming

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Speaker 1: back with the part six, but anyway, this is the

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Speaker 1: longest Strawberry letter ever and it was a good one

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Speaker 1: to today. My sexy neighbor is stressing me out. We

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Speaker 1: will be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning

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Speaker 1: Show right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, here we go. We are back.

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Speaker 1: We cannot seem to get off this letter. We thought

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Speaker 1: it was over, but here we are again. Podcast. We

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Speaker 1: are very decisively divided between off the air, y'all. The

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Speaker 1: debate is raging every woman. Monica Shelly Holla insists that

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Speaker 1: it is best that this man tell her the truth

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Speaker 1: so she don't get blindsided. All of us are convinced

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Speaker 1: that to bring bad news into your house is the

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Speaker 1: dumbest mistake you can make. Well, when she found out, well,

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Speaker 1: when she found out, we'll deal with it. And you

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Speaker 1: all just don't want to deal with the questions and

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Speaker 1: all of that that you think is going to happen.

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Speaker 1: And I say that he has to tell her because

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Speaker 1: the wife exchanged phone numbers with her, that's what. Ain't

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Speaker 1: nobody tell her to do that? It's done, and they're

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Speaker 1: gonna have and they're gonna have a housewarming party that

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Speaker 1: she's going to invite the stripper neighbor too. So what

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Speaker 1: okay she dealing with? You don't know that the stripper

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Speaker 1: already smirked at him when they were leaving. Wife, that

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Speaker 1: she's gonna she's yeah, she's gonna see something. Why are

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Speaker 1: we missing the blessing that you got a big, beautiful

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Speaker 1: a move next door? Why are we aboiding this? Why

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Speaker 1: are we not embracing it? Why don't we the fence

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Speaker 1: that divides our back y'alls? Bill build a gate right

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Speaker 1: there to walk back and forth? Why are we missing

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Speaker 1: out on this? Y'all? Y'all amazed me. When a blessing comes,

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Speaker 1: you don't see it, you turn all the way you run,

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Speaker 1: go towards it. When they switched them numbers, go over

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Speaker 1: there at midnight, listen. She can't find out nothing by

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Speaker 1: me and your district clue. But cool, all right, I'm

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Speaker 1: not listening. I'm gonna come back here on Wednesdays. Tighten

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Speaker 1: up everything around here, everything you need him. All right,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna put the little gate over here on this fence.

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Speaker 1: We we gotta go in and out this gate. That's

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Speaker 1: how we're gonna work this night. But I don't want

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Speaker 1: nothing else going on. You can't be running round the

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Speaker 1: street with her. You're a dead man. Yeah, you must

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Speaker 1: think your wife is just just stupid, he said, twelve

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Speaker 1: o'clock at night, And when your wife asked you what

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Speaker 1: the gate is, she's not going to see that gate

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Speaker 1: that's at Hadaway Gate. That gate I'm gonna put up

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Speaker 1: there lasers. What is it invisible? It ain't no handle on.

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Speaker 1: It's just it's not like ticket. So so you cutting

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Speaker 1: gate was y'all it's too Yeah, then she's gonna really now,

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Speaker 1: yeah I can. I'm gonna cut more than one name,

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Speaker 1: but I guess I need to do that. You're gonna

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Speaker 1: end up cutting that whole block for free. You're awfully

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Speaker 1: quiet right now, nothing, he says, right now. We just

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Speaker 1: agree to disagree. Yeah, we agree to disagree show. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we all have different opinions, which is what the audience has. Yeah. Absolutely,

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Speaker 1: On social media, you know, all the guys are gonna say,

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Speaker 1: don't tell. All the women are gonna say tell that's

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Speaker 1: pretty much. Yeah, don't say nothing, don't open your mouth,

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Speaker 1: cut your tongue at That's what I do. All right,

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Speaker 1: We will be back, No, not with part seven. I

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Speaker 1: think we're I think we're done. Now we're coming back

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Speaker 1: with Steve's closing remarks at forty nine after the hour.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, Last break

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Speaker 1: of the day. We've had a great morning today. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: we did. We have fun today. Steve. It's time for

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Speaker 1: you now to take us home with your closing remarks.

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Speaker 1: What you got for us today, Steve, want to get

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Speaker 1: us about sharing. Oh, the things that I've learned along

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Speaker 1: the way. One of the things I think is very

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Speaker 1: important that we should talk about. We should talk about

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Speaker 1: blame and excuses. Um, lame and excuses. I'm telling you, man,

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Speaker 1: they serve no purpose. Excuses first of all, are only

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Speaker 1: good for the person that's providing them. It does nothing

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Speaker 1: for the person who receives it. Have you ever had

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Speaker 1: somebody tell you a reason why they do didn't do

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Speaker 1: something and you were counting on them to get it

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Speaker 1: done and they gave you an excuse as to wife. Okay,

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Speaker 1: here's somebody is supposed to pick you up in the

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Speaker 1: car pool for work. Now you didn't gave your car

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Speaker 1: to your spouse so they could go do what they

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Speaker 1: want to do. Now you're sitting there waiting on the

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Speaker 1: car pool to come pick you up. They don't pick

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Speaker 1: you up. Now they're late. Man, I had a hard

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Speaker 1: time getting up this morning. Man, I'm glad, but i'm

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Speaker 1: here though. Whoa, man, that's an excuse. What do you

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Speaker 1: mean you're late? You had a hard time getting up.

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Speaker 1: I'm sitting up here waiting on you to pick me up,

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Speaker 1: and you come forty five minutes later. Now I'm late

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Speaker 1: for work. See that excuse? That does okay for I

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Speaker 1: was sick this morning. I didn't fill up to it.

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Speaker 1: Excuse works wonderful for you, but the person receiving the

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Speaker 1: excuse gets nothing. You've got to remove excuses from your

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Speaker 1: vocabulary and your walk in life. See. I don't really

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Speaker 1: accept excuses from anybody in my camp. If you're an employee,

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Speaker 1: you work for me. I don't do excuses because I

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Speaker 1: don't give none. Today. For example, I'm not feeling real well.

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Speaker 1: You know, my sionististant kicked in. I've had a troublesome

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Speaker 1: night last night. I'm not feeling well. But guess what,

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Speaker 1: I came to work on the radio today and I'll

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Speaker 1: do these two shows I got to do today because

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Speaker 1: I NBC. I heart. They don't care up about my excuses.

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Speaker 1: People who are looking for me to wake him up

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Speaker 1: in the morning, give him a laugh, or give them

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Speaker 1: a thought starter. They're not looking for my excuses. They're

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Speaker 1: just looking for the results. Excuses don't do me no good.

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Speaker 1: Now that's some days, all of so not up to part.

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Speaker 1: We're not one, but I'm not. I don't care about

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Speaker 1: the excuses. I don't accept excuses because I don't give excuses.

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Speaker 1: The other thing I removed from my life is blame.

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Speaker 1: And once you blame another person, man, this is what

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Speaker 1: happened with blame, blaming excuses. Listen to me. Finger pointing

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Speaker 1: does nothing because you've heard old saying. Every time you

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Speaker 1: point your finger the person, you notice that three of

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Speaker 1: them pointing back at you. Once you're in the blame

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Speaker 1: business and the excuse business, you forfeit your chance for growth.

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Speaker 1: I give you an example. If you're always talking about

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Speaker 1: is somebody else's fault and you're always have an excuse

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Speaker 1: why something didn't get done or accomplished. Guess what now,

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Speaker 1: you can't grow, You can't grow, you can't fix it

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Speaker 1: because the reason why it didn't happen, or the reason

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Speaker 1: why you didn't accomplish it is because you blame someone

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Speaker 1: else and you have an excuse. Once you start accepting

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Speaker 1: blame and excuses, you forfeit your chance for growth. You

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Speaker 1: kill any chance for change. Sometimes all you have to

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Speaker 1: do as a person is searched within yourself and find

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Speaker 1: out what it is about you that you could change

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Speaker 1: that could start producing a better results. But if you

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Speaker 1: always blaming somebody else and providing it and accepting excuses

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Speaker 1: from yourself and other people, guess what you've done. You've

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Speaker 1: killed your chance for change. Sometimes you could be doing

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Speaker 1: a whole lot better in life if you would just change,

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Speaker 1: If you would search yourself and change something about you,

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Speaker 1: you would be doing so much better. If you just

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Speaker 1: search yourself, stop allowing excuses to be a part of

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Speaker 1: your makeup, and stop allowing blame to be a part

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Speaker 1: of it, and you would discover a lot of this

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Speaker 1: is just you. It could be you another thing to

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Speaker 1: blame an excuse it does it allows you to fail favorably.

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Speaker 1: You know, man, you can just get all right with failing.

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Speaker 1: You can fail favorably because it ain't my fault and

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Speaker 1: I didn't do it because it was cold outside. So

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Speaker 1: till you allow yourself to fail favorably, that's an ugly

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Speaker 1: spot to be in. But blaming excuses allows you to

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Speaker 1: fail favorably, Like, it's okay to fail because it ain't

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Speaker 1: my fault because I have an excuse. And if they fault,

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Speaker 1: blame and excuses man is a very very dangerous thing

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Speaker 1: out there. Also, blaming excuses promotes a climate of failure.

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Speaker 1: It just premiates man throughout your life. And next thing,

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Speaker 1: you know, you ain't accomplishing nothing because if blaming blame

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Speaker 1: and excuses a part of your makeup, you now have

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Speaker 1: promoted a climate for elier. It's okay, it's okay because

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Speaker 1: I have a reason why why you didn't finish school,

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Speaker 1: because because it was too cold to go. Why you

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Speaker 1: didn't finish school because that test was too hard. I

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Speaker 1: didn't study them two pages, I thought they said the

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Speaker 1: first chapter. She questions us on the first three chapters.

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Speaker 1: I didn't hear that that's the only reason I failed.

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Speaker 1: And you get all right with it. When you're no

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01:34:27,280 --> 01:34:31,760
Speaker 1: longer the reason why something happens, You no longer have

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Speaker 1: control over what happens. Let me say that to you

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Speaker 1: one more time. When you're no longer the reason why

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Speaker 1: something happens, you ain't. You ain't you're you ain't gonna

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01:34:46,439 --> 01:34:52,200
Speaker 1: take responsibility. You're not the reason. Stop allowing blame and

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Speaker 1: excuses to end into your makeup. They serve nobody any good,

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Speaker 1: especially you. Vote all right now, good day, have yourself

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