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Speaker 3: Hello friend.

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Speaker 2: Yes when you texted Chris and I, I don't have

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Speaker 2: your phone number for some reason, and it scared me

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Speaker 2: so badly. It was like, hey, guys, where I'm like, Nope,

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Speaker 2: don't answer that. And then I finally texted Chris. I

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Speaker 2: was like, who was that. He's like, it's Jason DOOMI

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Speaker 3: Was like, oh, yeah, I could have asked real time.

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Speaker 5: I'm hoping that I had a very like strange message

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Speaker 5: where it's like hello, I've been waiting.

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Speaker 3: Hello, my skin is soft as yours.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's dare you meet me again? So soon after

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Speaker 6: our last crossing, an.

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Speaker 1: I'm getting texted by that bridge troll again.

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Speaker 3: How are you?

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Speaker 5: I'm good. I'm glad this has worked out me too.

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Speaker 5: I was in I did some miscalculations of some I

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Speaker 5: love how the people look on the Testla. I've never

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Speaker 5: seen the people the map before. Yeah, I've always seen

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Speaker 5: the cars that they have, and this is an updated

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Speaker 5: version because now it's got.

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Speaker 1: People and it showed her fall down and then she disappeared.

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Speaker 1: There was a person laying down really for a brief

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Speaker 1: second that was amazing.

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Speaker 3: Could you let me.

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Speaker 1: Thank you?

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Speaker 5: Yes, it's a major important new Tesla.

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Speaker 4: Tesla components we have animations of there's basically five kinds

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Speaker 4: of people that we've spent billions of dollars animating all

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Speaker 2: When I looked, it didn't seem like it was showing

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Speaker 2: the children, and I'm like, that's very Tesla to be like,

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Speaker 6: Children at this point.

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Speaker 5: We like most human minds, we assume that the children

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Speaker 5: may or may not be there. They're like a schrow

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Speaker 5: the object that it is revealed, whether it was a child, older,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, elon, do you have any kids yourself?

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Speaker 6: I have more kids than I'm able to count.

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Speaker 5: I've lost some of them to the woke mind virus.

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Speaker 5: I have children. I have multiple children from somehow. I

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Speaker 6: Oh wow, And yes, there's there's.

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Speaker 5: Like I believe actually that people should including gay people.

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Speaker 5: This is something I said recently, is that I don't

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Speaker 1: Right, that's that's kind of obviously.

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Speaker 5: This is something that most people like agree with me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I think i'm nine or twelve children.

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Speaker 5: Yes, the it is the town hall that we all have.

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Speaker 3: It's a human there for you.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's great, it's going great. We've gotten rid of

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Speaker 5: A lot of our verified people are you know, you

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Speaker 5: in Poland, but like that's the way the demo democracy

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Speaker 5: Well obviously, yes, yeah, I mean you're you're obviously someone

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Speaker 1: Do you show up to work?

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 1: Are you at the office?

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Speaker 5: I sleep in the office a ship and a cot

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Speaker 5: on top of a SpaceX rocket. I have little tunnels

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Speaker 5: that I build for myself, and I just kind of

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Speaker 5: I don't get the ferments to build them outside of

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Speaker 1: That's probably a good thing about moving to Austin, Texas.

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Speaker 1: There's no building codes at all.

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Speaker 7: Right, it's a great place, great place for like free speech,

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Speaker 7: you know, free speech where and obviously when you talk

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Speaker 7: you know exactly what they believe in.

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Speaker 5: Yes, and I'm when you say I'm I'm a freethinker.

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Speaker 5: That means that you believe a certain set of beliefs.

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Speaker 5: We all know that. But they are the correct ones.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, free thinking has its constraints.

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Speaker 5: You know, when you see someone and I love these people,

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Speaker 5: great minds. You see that they say, oh, I believe

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Speaker 5: like some Marcus Aurelius quote in their profile. Yeah, and

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Speaker 2: Maybe some were those sunglasses that are so identifying with

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Speaker 5: Well, yeah, like so cool.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I know you're talking about Oakley wrap arounds,

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Speaker 5: I think for those of us that have our third

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Speaker 3: The polarized lens, right, Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Yes, I think I'm trying to solve our polarized politics

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Speaker 5: We've got another guy walking by, and if you can

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Speaker 2: He was Truman's show style sent down the sidewalk to

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's funny, you know when they don't.

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Speaker 5: You're in a hyper loop. Actually, this is all a simulation,

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Speaker 5: all of it. Because when we cracked the idea that

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Speaker 5: We're seeing is we're in a hyper loop that can't

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, in real time. That's amazing. It's weird how

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Speaker 1: that guy's fedora was just a question mark. It wouldn't

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Speaker 5: Also, and you you know, we've tried to gamify because

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Speaker 6: Like kind of a low five video game.

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Speaker 5: So we have gamified certain elements of it where if

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Speaker 5: Well, you can collect the rings, which is a way

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Speaker 6: And so there has been a casualty in the simulation.

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Speaker 2: When you see the way, people might argue that you're

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Speaker 5: To power up yourself, or there are certain kinds of

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's me.

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Speaker 5: And what I would say, what I would say to

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Speaker 6: But I'm happy to take this.

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Speaker 5: So what I would tell, what I would tell them

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Speaker 1: And well, everyone knows we die. Is that what you mean?

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Speaker 5: Everyone knows who die? But do they really know it?

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Speaker 5: Do they plan their lives around it? Because to me,

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Speaker 5: the pearments are as technology today we all use them

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Speaker 5: I think of myself as a latter day pharaoh, and

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Speaker 5: that those who would sacrifice their lives to me are

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Speaker 5: like some kind of you know, ancient Egyptian work.

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Speaker 3: That's interesting.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sure what you're but you're more of instead of

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Speaker 6: Hard workers, very hard working entrepreneurs.

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Speaker 3: But you're a pharaohs.

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Speaker 2: So aren't you the one that sits there and like

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Speaker 5: You're exiting the hyper here. Yeah, we're just gonna so

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm glad we made room for you. Sorry about

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Speaker 6: Yeah, make my You know I was loving.

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Speaker 5: I was talking with somebody about this. How I love

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Speaker 5: is this is particular love where there was like, hey,

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Speaker 6: Tell someone to get smarter?

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Speaker 5: Yes?

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Speaker 6: Smartting up there?

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Speaker 2: I think make Way would be an incredible name for

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Speaker 1: Clear Out. What is your new special called The Path.

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Speaker 6: Path of Most Resistance?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I like that. I like that.

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Speaker 6: Out now is it?

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Speaker 3: It's out.

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Speaker 5: It's on eight hundred pound Gorilla Media and and uh

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Speaker 5: it's a as of September nineteenth. It's it's everywhere. It's

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Speaker 3: Now what's your favorite part? Do you want to re

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: This is yeah like morning radio. I'll cue you in

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Speaker 5: The podcast killed the radio zoo.

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Speaker 6: Okay, so what are people liking about it? Okay?

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Speaker 5: I do this act out of this this true idea

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Speaker 1: Because even when I was in high school, I asked

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Speaker 6: That's what we're slowly doing.

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Speaker 3: We're getting it.

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Speaker 6: Oh the chickens could do it so slowly that no

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. In sixth grade, I thought of that.

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Speaker 3: You're a visionary.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I should have been running shit.

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Speaker 5: And then I say, you know, like, my one note is,

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Speaker 3: It a trillion dollars.

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Speaker 6: It's the same thing.

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Speaker 5: And then they drop they drop it and it rolls

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Speaker 1: Oh God, the language. That's what I love about the

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and they suck up. They were piano movers. I've

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Speaker 5: Yes, they no one went to the trouble of pulling

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Speaker 3: Do you know how much I paid for that swordfish?

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Speaker 5: They were hired. They were hired to simply change a

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Speaker 6: Yeah, well I gotta work cheap guys.

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Speaker 5: It was like.

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Speaker 2: You disagree so much and like settle this ship quiet,

452
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Speaker 2: you get the job done.

453
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Speaker 3: Like it was like so frustrating to me.

454
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Speaker 1: Never finished a job. No, they're just the work spot

455
00:22:57,359 --> 00:22:59,000
Speaker 1: would blood everywhere.

456
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Speaker 5: Yeah, slap you were just allowed to slap people.

457
00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:05,880
Speaker 3: Back, yes, really and children yeah.

458
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:07,200
Speaker 6: And it was just that was like the thought.

459
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:10,600
Speaker 5: Now to us, it's kind of horrific where you're like, well,

460
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:12,520
Speaker 5: you have to warn the kids, don't do this, don't

461
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:14,560
Speaker 5: do this, don't do this. But watch how funny it is.

462
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:15,160
Speaker 3: Yeah.

463
00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:18,159
Speaker 5: Yeah, But back then it was like, well, it's a

464
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:21,040
Speaker 5: relief because in real life we're hitting each other so much.

465
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Speaker 5: Let's go see some some movie where they show how

466
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Speaker 5: it's not so bad. Yeah, you see their dad's.

467
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:29,359
Speaker 6: Not the only one hitting people.

468
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Speaker 3: Yeah, we slap each other. The depression doesn't hurt as bad.

469
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:35,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's a great depression.

470
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Speaker 5: It's Yeah, it's.

471
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Speaker 1: Only funny to the men in the room of a

472
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Speaker 1: certain age, right, there's never My mom hated.

473
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Speaker 2: It really, Yeah, I loved it, did she?

474
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Speaker 5: Yeah?

475
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Speaker 3: What was your mom like, James?

476
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Speaker 5: Yeah, well, my mom came from a family of her

477
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:53,920
Speaker 5: and her sisters were very funny, and so they would

478
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:59,199
Speaker 5: all they would do the Three Stooges voices. Yeah, they

479
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:00,600
Speaker 5: would do all that suff Yeah.

480
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:04,200
Speaker 1: I guess I liked the voices. I guess I did

481
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:04,880
Speaker 1: like that part.

482
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:09,480
Speaker 5: I really watched The Stooges for the for the ideas

483
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:10,719
Speaker 5: cinematic ideas.

484
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Speaker 1: Is it mo that has longing and lost like the

485
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Speaker 1: parted black hair, He's scared? I thought, here's the scariest

486
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:20,280
Speaker 1: looking dude ever. Yeah, he's horrified.

487
00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:22,600
Speaker 3: He had old face, young hair, which no one likes.

488
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:26,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, you didn't see that hair again until the Beatles.

489
00:24:26,359 --> 00:24:27,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you beatles up.

490
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Speaker 5: Stoops.

491
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Speaker 2: They brought it together and everyone's like screaming because they're like,

492
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,240
Speaker 2: finally the three Stooges makes sense.

493
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Speaker 5: His face.

494
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:36,800
Speaker 1: You ever look at like a football team, like a

495
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:40,320
Speaker 1: team photo from the thirties, and they're all like eighteen

496
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:43,000
Speaker 1: years old, but they all look like moons. Yeah, they're

497
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,639
Speaker 1: all just looked like they woke up in a blanket

498
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:46,560
Speaker 1: a cigar, Like.

499
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Speaker 5: I had a high school sweetheart and I buried the

500
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Speaker 5: last My.

501
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,600
Speaker 3: Dad broke my nose when I was seven years old.

502
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Speaker 1: I guess that makes sense if everyone died at age

503
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:57,200
Speaker 1: forty five, of course you're gonna be.

504
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Speaker 5: I got a diet of dirt and potatoes. I take

505
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Speaker 5: a bath once awake on Sunday. It's a bath and

506
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:06,640
Speaker 5: an old metal tub, and all.

507
00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:08,360
Speaker 3: The neighbors can watch me and come over.

508
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:09,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, what are you looking at?

509
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:14,960
Speaker 5: Season there's several nineteen forties things in my special. I realized, oh,

510
00:25:15,119 --> 00:25:16,720
Speaker 5: there's that bit, and then I have a bit about

511
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:19,760
Speaker 5: castle Blanca and I have a bit about the Wizard

512
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:22,639
Speaker 5: of Oz and I'm like, in hindsight, I'm I'm like, oh,

513
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,040
Speaker 5: there's the whole thing about how I look.

514
00:25:24,119 --> 00:25:27,440
Speaker 6: I look like I look like the ninth.

515
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Speaker 5: Hottest movie star of nineteen forty nine. Oh where that

516
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,600
Speaker 5: did not have to be attractive to be a famous

517
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:33,280
Speaker 5: male actor?

518
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:34,960
Speaker 1: And what's he sounds like.

519
00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:37,320
Speaker 5: He's like, hello, darling, I've got my bathing suit up

520
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:40,560
Speaker 5: above my well, above my belly button. Of course, I've

521
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,960
Speaker 5: been swimming and smoking at the same time all day.

522
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:45,360
Speaker 5: Now it's time for a cocktails three pm.

523
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Speaker 1: Wouldn't you say, yeah, yeah, all, yeah, of course I'm overweight,

524
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:52,520
Speaker 1: I'm I'm a leading man, heart throb. Of course I

525
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Speaker 1: have a bit of a.

526
00:25:53,359 --> 00:25:55,720
Speaker 6: Yeah, of course I look like the father of the

527
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:57,160
Speaker 6: people who came to watch this movie.

528
00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:02,679
Speaker 1: Yes, it's funny to hear my dad describe like Clark

529
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:06,120
Speaker 1: Gable and oh I have seven feet tall and handsome,

530
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:10,360
Speaker 1: And then you watch these movies and it's just a yeah, guy,

531
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:11,560
Speaker 1: cigarettes for breakfast.

532
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:14,560
Speaker 5: There's one like the first I think the first big

533
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:17,160
Speaker 5: Clark Gable movie.

534
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:20,840
Speaker 3: Is it happened one night, And that sounds like it

535
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:21,879
Speaker 3: would be right that's.

536
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:24,480
Speaker 5: The one where he looks kind of young. Yeah, and

537
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:27,680
Speaker 5: then after that it's just he ages five years every movie.

538
00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:31,440
Speaker 3: It's like a year for every one hundred bottles of

539
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:32,720
Speaker 3: gin that you drank.

540
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:37,000
Speaker 5: Drunk right now, I mean, should we have a drink? Yeah.

541
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:39,960
Speaker 1: Rhetorical, I'm not gonna be I'm not gonna be on

542
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:41,359
Speaker 1: or off camera sober.

543
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:48,680
Speaker 5: So Yeah. The special is an examination of my failure

544
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:51,960
Speaker 5: to account for myself being in this place and time.

545
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:57,639
Speaker 5: M So there's lots of throw throwbacks to another classic

546
00:26:57,680 --> 00:27:01,320
Speaker 5: movies Days, among other things.

547
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,560
Speaker 3: I love it when you did it? Where did you

548
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:04,200
Speaker 3: record it?

549
00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:08,240
Speaker 5: Uh, it's I did it at the Allegian, Oh, the

550
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:09,040
Speaker 5: Allegiant Theater.

551
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:10,439
Speaker 1: You keep it local.

552
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:12,879
Speaker 6: I did it local. I did the Allesion.

553
00:27:14,359 --> 00:27:18,160
Speaker 5: There's there's a there's a sweat problem in the special, sure,

554
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:21,680
Speaker 5: because it's the first one I filmed. I've only done

555
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:24,600
Speaker 5: shorter sets before a film, so this was the first

556
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:25,720
Speaker 5: time I filmed an hour.

557
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:29,000
Speaker 1: Did you have a more than one layer of clothing on? Yes?

558
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:32,000
Speaker 5: Because I mean this is this was an internal argument.

559
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:34,600
Speaker 5: I had something I wanted to wear and was like, James,

560
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:36,680
Speaker 5: you gotta put it in the classy button shirt. Over it.

561
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:37,960
Speaker 6: I'm like, well, it's gonna make me hot.

562
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:42,399
Speaker 5: And then I should have had a black T shirt,

563
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:45,200
Speaker 5: but I just had a dark gray one, so it

564
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:46,240
Speaker 5: was not dark enough.

565
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:50,840
Speaker 6: There was the whole thing. Uh, I hate that sign.

566
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:51,840
Speaker 6: I just the billboard.

567
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:59,680
Speaker 5: I just signed this. It's a right wing political billboard. Great,

568
00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:02,879
Speaker 5: we're in a people who live on koang are weird,

569
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:06,120
Speaker 5: so we're in the Konga past. There's nothing about coyotes

570
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:09,320
Speaker 5: and weird people up here is a right wing politically.

571
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:12,920
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, let's not turn left. Yeah, let's stay on

572
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:13,360
Speaker 1: the road.

573
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:15,960
Speaker 6: Well, we've made rendered it impossible to turn left.

574
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:19,879
Speaker 3: Don't have that ability to right turns only available in

575
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:22,000
Speaker 3: this So did you, of course start riffing on the

576
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:23,399
Speaker 3: fact that you that was a problem.

577
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:26,399
Speaker 5: Well, there was a crisis between the two tapings, and

578
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:30,720
Speaker 5: they were like, and it's it's your us.

579
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 6: It doesn't matter how funny it is. It looks unusable.

580
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:36,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, and there's this hole back and forth about what

581
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:38,640
Speaker 5: to do, and I was like, there's too many cooks

582
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:41,720
Speaker 5: in the kitchen. And finally I was like, okay, I'm

583
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:43,560
Speaker 5: not going to change the wardrobe just in case we

584
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:45,560
Speaker 5: can cut back and forth somewhere let it get wet

585
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:47,640
Speaker 5: at the same time that it did in the first show.

586
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:50,600
Speaker 5: Try it out, Let it get wet again. It's got

587
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:53,080
Speaker 5: and it did. It's gonna happen exactly the same time,

588
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:57,880
Speaker 5: and it's like it's the sweat is like a clockwork

589
00:28:57,960 --> 00:28:59,720
Speaker 5: thing and makes so many pints per hour.

590
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:01,960
Speaker 1: You were doing the jokes in the same order on

591
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:04,320
Speaker 1: each show, right, pretty much work so.

592
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:07,560
Speaker 5: That but the second time I just addressed it in

593
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:10,560
Speaker 5: the room when it was happening, and we ended up

594
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:16,120
Speaker 5: only using the second show because it's a fog machine

595
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:19,800
Speaker 5: that was weight. There was like twice as much fog

596
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:22,960
Speaker 5: in the first taping, and then it would look like

597
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:23,680
Speaker 5: a different place.

598
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:25,480
Speaker 3: I'm going to set a meeting with the eight hundred

599
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:25,960
Speaker 3: pound grilla.

600
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 5: They were good. It wasn't them.

601
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:29,120
Speaker 6: They were great. They were really great, and I have

602
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:29,760
Speaker 6: no complaints.

603
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:32,600
Speaker 3: But the second shows hilarious.

604
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:34,040
Speaker 6: I don't know, just to give it like a it's

605
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:34,720
Speaker 6: funny ground.

606
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:37,600
Speaker 1: The one time I headlined the improv, they're like, do

607
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:40,440
Speaker 1: you want anything? And some for some reason, I said,

608
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:41,680
Speaker 1: how about a fog machine?

609
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:42,240
Speaker 5: Wow?

610
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:45,080
Speaker 1: And then I was just distracted by the fact that

611
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:47,320
Speaker 1: I had a remote and I had control over it

612
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:50,680
Speaker 1: and so my home on stage. Yeah, so everything became

613
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:52,680
Speaker 1: a magic trick instead of a joke.

614
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:54,880
Speaker 6: So that's why they've banned fog machines.

615
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:55,680
Speaker 5: It's fun.

616
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:59,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I started the band. Uh, but I'm they don't

617
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:03,000
Speaker 1: care about those roles. At the Allegian. That's so great.

618
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:04,640
Speaker 1: I'm glad you had a fog so.

619
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:08,160
Speaker 5: Yeah. Then I was like addressing it every like fifteen minutes.

620
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:10,760
Speaker 5: I'm going like, wow, here it is, folks. I look

621
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 5: at a pig that crawled out of the ocean.

622
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 1: That's so great.

623
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:19,720
Speaker 5: If you addressed that, something went wrong, Yeah, and it's

624
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:20,680
Speaker 5: as if it went right.

625
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:24,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. I always wanted I escape with these

626
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 1: guys every morning and we're all the same age and

627
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:31,040
Speaker 1: it's before noon, but you still go for it. Oh,

628
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:34,320
Speaker 1: I four times a week. I'm filming a video part

629
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:37,080
Speaker 1: for escape video and he's really pushing me.

630
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:38,480
Speaker 5: And bombing out. Huh.

631
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:42,520
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't. The fifteen year old version of

632
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:45,080
Speaker 1: me won't let me be bad. So I'm very sore.

633
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:48,680
Speaker 1: But I sweat more than anyone else, and to where

634
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:51,280
Speaker 1: I'm like, does this mean I'm healthy or is it

635
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:52,160
Speaker 1: a health issue?

636
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 5: I sweat so much that if I had thought about it,

637
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 5: it would have been an argument for like, you shouldn't

638
00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:01,080
Speaker 5: get into comedy, right right, I sweat so much that

639
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:03,400
Speaker 5: someone should have intervened and been like, whatever you do,

640
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:04,360
Speaker 5: don't get on stage.

641
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I disagree, Yeah I do.

642
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 3: I disagree.

643
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:14,440
Speaker 6: I mean, if it's February, then it is not a problem.

644
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 5: But I taped this a year ago in September twenty

645
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 5: twenty three, and like it's still hot in September.

646
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:24,080
Speaker 1: I remember we both did a show at the r Bar.

647
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:26,520
Speaker 1: It was like, you know where you have to have

648
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:30,240
Speaker 1: a secret code to get in, even as one of

649
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:33,040
Speaker 1: the performers. That's always how you make for a good audience.

650
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:36,480
Speaker 1: Make it hard to get in. But the you and

651
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:40,120
Speaker 1: I both were, I know you to be a sweater

652
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:45,560
Speaker 1: like me. We were the sweaty ones. And and you

653
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:51,400
Speaker 1: did that bit about the the boarding process. That's I mean,

654
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:54,400
Speaker 1: I'm not going to make you do beds that airlines

655
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:57,880
Speaker 1: state when you bids, Yeah, do it as a Wizard special.

656
00:31:58,040 --> 00:31:59,720
Speaker 6: It's on the special, and the Wizard thing.

657
00:31:59,680 --> 00:31:59,880
Speaker 5: Is on this.

658
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:03,800
Speaker 1: How about a wizard complaining about the boarding process.

659
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:05,160
Speaker 3: Give us like a little buffer.

660
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:09,320
Speaker 5: That's almost literally you just basically sewed together two bits

661
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 5: that I should have in a callback, and I am

662
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:24,200
Speaker 5: a member of the Platinum Chalice Loyalty program e. I

663
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:29,040
Speaker 5: love that and the Platinum Chalice stop aside your dog.

664
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:31,360
Speaker 6: Order.

665
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:37,160
Speaker 5: I forgot I'm switching love. Yeah. The canonical version is

666
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:42,120
Speaker 5: on the film special Folks for the Purest I should

667
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:45,400
Speaker 5: I love this part. When does this come out? Oh? Right,

668
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 5: the thirtieth September thirtieth, Ye, so today today? Yeah great,

669
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 5: how convenient it was going to come out in a

670
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Speaker 5: further time in the future.

671
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:57,920
Speaker 1: This is live to tap like old Jimmy Kimmel.

672
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:03,160
Speaker 3: And we kele deal with it. Yeah, James, do you

673
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:04,600
Speaker 3: want to go to like the In and Out Drive?

674
00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:04,920
Speaker 5: Yeah?

675
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:05,400
Speaker 1: You're hungry?

676
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:08,120
Speaker 5: Sure, and it takes a long time to eat up

677
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:10,360
Speaker 5: a bunch of stuff there, right, we got we got

678
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:11,040
Speaker 5: time to burn.

679
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:12,200
Speaker 3: Absolutely sure.

680
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 1: We can pull over and do a little, uh, you know,

681
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:16,960
Speaker 1: mouth fully work.

682
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:21,400
Speaker 5: I love the I love the in and Out reference

683
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:25,360
Speaker 5: in the Big Olebowski when they're like he lures them

684
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:30,960
Speaker 5: into this trip to the valley to intimidate the kid Larry,

685
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:34,320
Speaker 5: and he's like, stop by the In and Out.

686
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:37,160
Speaker 6: We get some burgers, get some beers.

687
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:42,280
Speaker 5: And then everything goes wrong, but they do get their

688
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:45,200
Speaker 5: in and out at the end, even though the windshields smash.

689
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 5: That movie is so fun. I love it so yeah.

690
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:56,040
Speaker 5: Nothing nothing, you know, nothing is fucked. Nothing is fucked.

691
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:59,080
Speaker 5: The goddamn plane is crashing the mountain.

692
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:02,600
Speaker 2: We started saying nothing as fucked for a little while

693
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:04,360
Speaker 2: when things were super fucked.

694
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 3: And it was one of those It really works. It

695
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:08,120
Speaker 3: works if you say that.

696
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:10,920
Speaker 5: One of the best things is how the dude picks

697
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 5: up things that he hears other people say. Throughout the movie.

698
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:14,960
Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't even know.

699
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 6: In the beginning, he's what the George W. Bush is

700
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:21,080
Speaker 6: on the news going like this aggression will not stand.

701
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:21,920
Speaker 5: It did.

702
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:26,080
Speaker 6: Later on he's like, you know this aggression will not stand.

703
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:26,719
Speaker 5: Man.

704
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:29,640
Speaker 3: Oh that's right. I never picked up on that.

705
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:32,400
Speaker 1: Oh that's great. I gotta rewind.

706
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:34,600
Speaker 6: And there's things that Walter says to him that he

707
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:36,440
Speaker 6: ends up saying or or.

708
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:39,799
Speaker 1: Oh, you're doing the thing that.

709
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:42,359
Speaker 3: When everyone else does.

710
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:46,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you did it knowing that they were stout

711
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:48,719
Speaker 1: at that light. I endorsed what you did.

712
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:49,200
Speaker 3: Thank you.

713
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:53,279
Speaker 5: You're telling me you sipped around the cars that were

714
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:54,120
Speaker 5: waiting to turn right.

715
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:55,520
Speaker 3: Yes, that's right.

716
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:57,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, why did you entitle yourself to do that?

717
00:34:57,960 --> 00:34:58,280
Speaker 1: Sorry?

718
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:02,279
Speaker 3: Well, I just thought I could shut up.

719
00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:06,920
Speaker 5: What character, Judge Judy?

720
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:11,280
Speaker 1: Do you have your receipt?

721
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:16,640
Speaker 5: Shut up? I love I love that. None of Judge

722
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 5: Judy's rulings were ever over the entire course of her

723
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:21,399
Speaker 5: career based in law.

724
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:24,799
Speaker 6: It was always like, why do you have a ten

725
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:25,439
Speaker 6: pound cat?

726
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:31,040
Speaker 5: You need that large? You shut up? There has to

727
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:32,959
Speaker 5: be you shut up. There has to be someone who's

728
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:34,720
Speaker 5: always disfavored from the beginning.

729
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:38,440
Speaker 2: Also, there's the perfect gift, which is her slamming her

730
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:42,479
Speaker 2: hand down on her bench three times and then going

731
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:46,880
Speaker 2: debt debt like to a watch on her hand. And

732
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:48,480
Speaker 2: it's the funniest fucking thing.

733
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:50,279
Speaker 3: Oh that woman.

734
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:54,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, really grew on me over the years. I used

735
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:57,120
Speaker 1: to think, Wow, this person is so mean, and now

736
00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:59,959
Speaker 1: I love her. I love Judge Judy.

737
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:05,200
Speaker 2: Although she has I did see a picture of her recently.

738
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:07,759
Speaker 2: It was like a promo her show and she was

739
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:09,360
Speaker 2: wearing a tight bun and.

740
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:10,480
Speaker 6: I say, changed her look.

741
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:13,560
Speaker 3: I said, Judo, we don't do that.

742
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:17,879
Speaker 1: She turned into George Bailey's wife had he never been born?

743
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:23,319
Speaker 1: Not an old spinster? But the worst thing.

744
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:29,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, get away from my library, sir, you're walking around

745
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:29,920
Speaker 6: the snow.

746
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:30,480
Speaker 5: Shut up.

747
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:33,960
Speaker 6: Let's just gonna jump off a bridge.

748
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:38,000
Speaker 1: Yelling but wanting everyone to be quiet in the library.

749
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:43,800
Speaker 6: That's La Studios and left.

750
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 5: We just passed that the Ivy Color building that's a

751
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:48,640
Speaker 5: major voiceover destination.

752
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:49,520
Speaker 3: Do you go there?

753
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:51,840
Speaker 6: I go there fairly often.

754
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 5: There's times in my life when I've been there very

755
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:56,000
Speaker 5: often recording some project.

756
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:59,439
Speaker 6: So it's been a minute right now, But where what's

757
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:03,480
Speaker 6: the car? One of the regular go to Independence Studios?

758
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:06,279
Speaker 1: Because right after that was the regular go to where

759
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:09,319
Speaker 1: they did World Stumas Best Week Ever v H one.

760
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:11,520
Speaker 6: I miss because I had an audition at that other

761
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 6: place that could block down.

762
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:15,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's where I worked for many years.

763
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:16,880
Speaker 6: Maybe that's how I got the audition.

764
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:21,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it was me dropping. I had control over

765
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:25,440
Speaker 1: this whole block your you want free? Yeah, because of

766
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:29,239
Speaker 1: my father and that the Good Neighbor Restaurant is my

767
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:30,399
Speaker 1: father's old hang.

768
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:32,800
Speaker 3: My father said, we get to voice this.

769
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:35,840
Speaker 1: He said, I could have extra eggs.

770
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:37,040
Speaker 5: What is the.

771
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 1: I can only do I can't do SpongeBob, but I

772
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:51,280
Speaker 1: can do just Tom Kenney. I think just him casually

773
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:51,840
Speaker 1: at this.

774
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:54,200
Speaker 5: Guy reminds me ahead of us here in the drive through,

775
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:56,160
Speaker 5: you see this guy with his shoe up in the thing.

776
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:56,680
Speaker 2: Mm hm.

777
00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:59,439
Speaker 5: So one time I'm gonna tell a reckless driver story.

778
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:06,800
Speaker 5: Driving a very long drive from Fresno to Eureka.

779
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:08,720
Speaker 1: Beautiful country.

780
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:12,440
Speaker 5: Well it's like Norco and you think, oh, I'm driving

781
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:15,040
Speaker 5: from NorCal to Norcow. It's not gonna take that long,

782
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:17,640
Speaker 5: but it's like three times as long as the rest

783
00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:20,359
Speaker 5: of California. Hours of Calfar, you had to go all

784
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:21,919
Speaker 5: the way up to Redding and then make.

785
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:24,239
Speaker 3: A left, and you're on the five most of the time,

786
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:25,120
Speaker 3: right five.

787
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:26,960
Speaker 5: Up to Reading and then you take this weird mountain

788
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:29,080
Speaker 5: road and so I barely had enough times. So I'm like,

789
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:34,080
Speaker 5: I'm already speeding, right, but like normal speeding. I'm driving

790
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 5: like ten over the speed limit on an open highway.

791
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:42,440
Speaker 5: There's this like this car comes roaring up on my

792
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:45,840
Speaker 5: right and it was like a Plymouth horizon from like

793
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:49,319
Speaker 5: nineteen ninety. It was like an old like you don't

794
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:52,320
Speaker 5: see these anymore, like an old Plymouth horizon. But it

795
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 5: was booking it and I was, you know, I'm doing

796
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:58,399
Speaker 5: I'm probably doing I'm gonna guess I guess I'm gonna

797
00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:00,440
Speaker 5: be say, I'm gonna going like ninety my an hour,

798
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:02,920
Speaker 5: eighty five, I'm doing like eighty five and his.

799
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:05,680
Speaker 1: Seventy five freeway Desert Freeway, Desert Freeway.

800
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:08,840
Speaker 5: And then this guy's roaring up like thirty miles faster

801
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:11,719
Speaker 5: than me or more so he's probably he's doing one

802
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:13,960
Speaker 5: hundred and fifteen or a hundred and twenty, barreling down

803
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:14,359
Speaker 5: the road.

804
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:17,279
Speaker 6: And I see he has his left foot out the

805
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:19,680
Speaker 6: out the window, drugs.

806
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:22,160
Speaker 5: Any shirtless yep, And there's like you could say he

807
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 5: he's smoking shirtless, only wearing crop shorts, so his like

808
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:31,800
Speaker 5: barefoot out the window of this Plymouth horizon. And he

809
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:34,680
Speaker 5: has like a girl in the passenger seat also she

810
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:38,520
Speaker 5: has her feet out the window. So he's just driving

811
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:41,040
Speaker 5: with one foot and smoking and doing a bunch of

812
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:44,479
Speaker 5: shit barreling down the road. Wow. And then like thirty

813
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:49,480
Speaker 5: minutes later I hit this like incredible traffic, like incredible traffic.

814
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:52,719
Speaker 5: And then and then like it took a long time

815
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:55,440
Speaker 5: to get through, and then like it took like it

816
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:57,919
Speaker 5: took like an hour to get through this traffic zone.

817
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 5: And then there was this like red Plymouth horizon that

818
00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:03,640
Speaker 5: was like upside down on the side. Of course, the

819
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:06,200
Speaker 5: morons they went for it.

820
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 1: Oh wow, but the people were nowhere to be seen

821
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:10,400
Speaker 1: or they don't know.

822
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:13,880
Speaker 5: For the children listening, I like to think they were

823
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:16,920
Speaker 5: thrown free right into a sobriety clinic.

824
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:22,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we we deal with sobriety and soft mattresses.

825
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 1: Come on in and they.

826
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:29,160
Speaker 5: Come, come, come into the come into the the Greater

827
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:34,400
Speaker 5: Merced area. We've got We've got circus, bounced tents and

828
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:41,120
Speaker 5: rehab building awnings that are made of stretchy fabrics and

829
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:42,600
Speaker 5: clown bounces.

830
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:45,080
Speaker 1: It's also dispensary.

831
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:49,560
Speaker 5: This actually came into play. There was like a in

832
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:52,400
Speaker 5: my apartment building. There was a mental health incident, and

833
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:57,279
Speaker 5: she had like barricaded herself in the upper porch of

834
00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:59,520
Speaker 5: my neighbors inside this courtyard.

835
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:03,520
Speaker 3: I'm to your window down. So I'm good.

836
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:07,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm okay, all right, order and eat in front

837
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:12,239
Speaker 5: of everybody. That's fine, Hi, sir, it's just for me here.

838
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:18,920
Speaker 5: Could I please have a number two? And says a

839
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:24,360
Speaker 5: cheeseburger meal with the fries and eliminade. Oh that's it, okay,

840
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:29,279
Speaker 5: thank you. So where was it? Oh? So she was

841
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:31,800
Speaker 5: she was stripped her clothes off and she was threatening

842
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:35,360
Speaker 5: to jump when the police came and stuff, and it

843
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:38,000
Speaker 5: was very loud, crazy four am incident. She was like

844
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:41,480
Speaker 5: ringing people's doorbells, being like called up bullice and then

845
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:43,279
Speaker 5: the police came and they were trying to get her

846
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:45,040
Speaker 5: to get her not to jump, even though it's just

847
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:46,719
Speaker 5: one story up, you know, and they're trying to get

848
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:50,440
Speaker 5: her not to jump. It occurred to me it's not

849
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:53,920
Speaker 5: the cartoons. They don't have trampolines that they could put

850
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:57,720
Speaker 5: out under you to jump on too. My whole life

851
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:00,520
Speaker 5: I figured that when someone was in danger, they were like, oh,

852
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:04,959
Speaker 5: they bring out the little trampoline. No, there's of course

853
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:06,360
Speaker 5: not no, or like a.

854
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:07,439
Speaker 6: Bed sheet or something.

855
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:08,320
Speaker 1: I thought they did that.

856
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:10,880
Speaker 6: Still, no, I don't think they do anything like that,

857
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:12,640
Speaker 6: and maybe never did, and maybe never did.

858
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:15,440
Speaker 2: But there was all do you guys remember the handheld

859
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:17,920
Speaker 2: game from the eighties, and it was like one of

860
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 2: these It was called Firemen, Firemen and Babies Fell out

861
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:25,520
Speaker 2: of a Window a video game. It was a little

862
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:29,040
Speaker 2: handheld video game, so it was very like Game Boy pixelated, yeah,

863
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:31,680
Speaker 2: but like it was almost like first generation Sure Boy.

864
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:35,160
Speaker 2: And you were two firemen running back and forth with

865
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:36,880
Speaker 2: a tramp with a little trampoline.

866
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:39,920
Speaker 3: So the babies were falling out the window. And they

867
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:40,960
Speaker 3: remember you bounced.

868
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 5: I do remember this.

869
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:44,960
Speaker 3: You have to bounce them into like the ambulance. It

870
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:47,359
Speaker 3: was the most fun game of the time.

871
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:49,080
Speaker 6: And you would lose a baby here and there.

872
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:51,759
Speaker 3: Yes, and if you lost three year what is that?

873
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:54,400
Speaker 1: That game is what made us all think that's what

874
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:56,920
Speaker 1: they did. It's only in that game that they went

875
00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:58,800
Speaker 1: around with trampolines and cartoons.

876
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:01,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, like a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

877
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:05,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I swear I've seen it. I think in other

878
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:08,120
Speaker 1: countries if there's a fire or something, they'll be like,

879
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:09,320
Speaker 1: we gotta do something.

880
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:14,520
Speaker 5: It is, but I think that's in Dumble right that

881
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:27,880
Speaker 5: I'm seeing the visuals. You are no longer an elephant.

882
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:30,440
Speaker 1: The elephant wizard.

883
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:32,680
Speaker 5: That's the mean.

884
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:34,840
Speaker 6: There's like three mean elephant women.

885
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:40,239
Speaker 5: They won't let him be with them because his ears

886
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:40,759
Speaker 5: are too big.

887
00:43:42,719 --> 00:43:44,160
Speaker 3: I mean, we have to have standards.

888
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:48,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the one thing you learn about. There's Asian

889
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:51,240
Speaker 1: elephants and African elephants, and it's all in the ears.

890
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:54,319
Speaker 1: One elephant has tiny ears, the other one that's big.

891
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:58,160
Speaker 1: Old floppers and I can't remember which is which, but

892
00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 1: that's how they that's elephant racism, right.

893
00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:05,239
Speaker 6: I think they usually get Indian elephants first.

894
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:07,440
Speaker 5: Well, they don't do that in circuses anymore, but when

895
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:09,759
Speaker 5: I was a kid, I don't think they got the

896
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:15,239
Speaker 5: giant African elephants right to be in circuses. Maybe that's

897
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:17,240
Speaker 5: the one time they tried that was in San Diego

898
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:18,839
Speaker 5: when it went crazy and they ended up.

899
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:20,560
Speaker 6: Shooting it in the downtown San Diego.

900
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:26,080
Speaker 5: It's like, yeah, that's like a famous that's the I

901
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:29,280
Speaker 5: thought everybody saw. It's like on it's in like remember

902
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:32,040
Speaker 5: there's like videotapes that would go around in the nineties

903
00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:35,959
Speaker 5: of like unbelievable footage. Yeah, it was always on those

904
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:39,480
Speaker 5: like collections. Yeah, the elephant went nuts and killed his

905
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:42,560
Speaker 5: killed his trainer, ye, and then two other people and

906
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:45,439
Speaker 5: the police had to put a stop to his ramp. Yeah.

907
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:48,680
Speaker 1: I interchanged it with the guy who hijacked a tank,

908
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:49,640
Speaker 1: a Sherman tank.

909
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:52,040
Speaker 5: Yes, that was also on the same thing.

910
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:52,440
Speaker 2: Yeah.

911
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:52,680
Speaker 1: Yeah.

912
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:54,360
Speaker 5: I don't know if it was faces of Death or

913
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:55,640
Speaker 5: something else that was dumb like that.

914
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:57,879
Speaker 3: Yes, I think it was on face.

915
00:44:58,040 --> 00:45:00,719
Speaker 1: Why my family and we all drove from Montana to

916
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:03,200
Speaker 1: San Diego to vacation. We just want a piece of

917
00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:05,240
Speaker 1: the action. Elephants and tanks.

918
00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:08,080
Speaker 6: Elephants and tanks they were both the San Diego incidents.

919
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:10,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's let's get in a hot car and check

920
00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:15,400
Speaker 1: it out. Abused whales, it's getting the less saber.

921
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:18,400
Speaker 5: Now. The funniest thing that's gonna happen here is if

922
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:22,400
Speaker 5: they're like, the card has been declined, sir, we.

923
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:25,959
Speaker 3: Got cards, don't worry, Yeah, all valid cards.

924
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:30,240
Speaker 6: How often do people say yeah, sure, oh oh you're paying,

925
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:31,000
Speaker 6: you're driving?

926
00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:32,080
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh got it.

927
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:35,080
Speaker 6: I've gotta edit out, check it out and zakku.

928
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:36,839
Speaker 5: Why don't we stop by Michelli's.

929
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:41,480
Speaker 3: We'll go see some singing waiters.

930
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:44,040
Speaker 5: Oh you know what I like about Michelli's too. I

931
00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:45,000
Speaker 5: haven't been there a long time.

932
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:46,080
Speaker 3: Wallet.

933
00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:47,960
Speaker 1: Oh, indeed, this.

934
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:49,520
Speaker 5: Is the Machelli's here? Is that the same? Is it

935
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:49,959
Speaker 5: the same?

936
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:52,960
Speaker 6: Is it also a Michelli's in Hollywood? It's the old

937
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:53,760
Speaker 6: Italian spot.

938
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:56,520
Speaker 3: M I think it's the green one. It's at the bottom.

939
00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:01,360
Speaker 3: Could you dig back in? Thank you?

940
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:01,960
Speaker 1: Yeah?

941
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:04,400
Speaker 5: Is that like a bib for me?

942
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:05,120
Speaker 3: I think so?

943
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:05,719
Speaker 5: Yeah?

944
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:07,760
Speaker 6: Oh, I get a bib from in and out.

945
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:10,120
Speaker 3: You'll need it.

946
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:15,600
Speaker 1: Plastic gloves with little obscirs on them.

947
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:18,040
Speaker 5: The last time I went to a restaurant like there

948
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:20,560
Speaker 5: was this I think it was in Oh it's a

949
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:24,720
Speaker 5: Korea town or near there with my friend seafood place,

950
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:26,160
Speaker 5: and they brought out.

951
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:30,240
Speaker 1: The frien Yes, all right, I'm that I shouldn't.

952
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:33,799
Speaker 5: Have the Virginia seafood. No. I love that family they brought.

953
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:38,120
Speaker 5: They brought out the plastic bibs and gloves, and I

954
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:40,480
Speaker 5: was like, I was like, come on, what is this for?

955
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:44,880
Speaker 5: I'm who needs this? And then I didn't realize this.

956
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:46,600
Speaker 5: They brought the food out and they just have it

957
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:48,160
Speaker 5: in a bag that they just shake up and.

958
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:51,600
Speaker 1: It's just a bag, a loose bag of buttery.

959
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:55,080
Speaker 6: Do you remember Todd glasses joke? Thank you the rest

960
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 6: of the podcast.

961
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:58,440
Speaker 5: I'm just going to be eating this. Do you remember

962
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:00,440
Speaker 5: that old Todd Glass joke he used to do where

963
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:02,680
Speaker 5: he would be like you can hear a go in

964
00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 5: front of you and you know he's heavy where he's

965
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:08,000
Speaker 5: like he was he was like I was behind this

966
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:09,759
Speaker 5: guy in Colod schol Like everything they asked him, he

967
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:14,719
Speaker 5: kept saying, sure, shore.

968
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:21,880
Speaker 3: With a shoe sure, he's so funny.

969
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:22,239
Speaker 5: Yeah.

970
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:25,440
Speaker 1: I always think of last time I saw him. I

971
00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:28,080
Speaker 1: was like, can you please do this joke of yours

972
00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:30,680
Speaker 1: that I like? And he did it and it did

973
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:32,000
Speaker 1: not go well and it was my.

974
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:34,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it's my fault. He's like.

975
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:38,000
Speaker 1: Someone goes after him and says, I'm sorry, but does

976
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:41,920
Speaker 1: my breath smell like tacos and breathes on him and

977
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:44,040
Speaker 1: then he says, well, that depends do you put cat

978
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:47,080
Speaker 1: shit in your tacos? I always thought it was so funny,

979
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:50,719
Speaker 1: and it like, didn't it wasn't It was too late,

980
00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:51,839
Speaker 1: it was years later.

981
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:52,600
Speaker 6: I'm sorry.

982
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:52,960
Speaker 5: What.

983
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:57,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, people don't want to hear about catch yeah even now.

984
00:47:57,239 --> 00:48:01,680
Speaker 1: See I'm the very and I did did not work.

985
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:05,520
Speaker 5: It's great radio, right, Oh yeah we do.

986
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:08,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, people love it the time we ate a dozen

987
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:10,400
Speaker 1: donuts Rave reviews.

988
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:13,960
Speaker 2: You know what we'll do is you eat and we'll

989
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,160
Speaker 2: ask you a series of questions where the only answer

990
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:17,240
Speaker 2: can be sure.

991
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:21,080
Speaker 5: Yeah. I want to tell you this Todd Glass joke

992
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:23,680
Speaker 5: that is out he has now and I'm just gonna

993
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:25,680
Speaker 5: spoil one of his jokes. I hope it's okay, but.

994
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:28,239
Speaker 1: Take your time and chew your food. We can't have.

995
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:34,600
Speaker 5: Another another choking incident and it becomes a Lancaster burial episode.

996
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:39,880
Speaker 5: Tid Glass, he goes, I have a cat. There was

997
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:41,480
Speaker 5: a wild cat and he came into my house. And

998
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:43,320
Speaker 5: you know, I've had cats before. I like him, and

999
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:44,759
Speaker 5: it's been a while and I had his cat come

1000
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:47,440
Speaker 5: in and I fed him. I give him, I give

1001
00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:49,200
Speaker 5: him water, I give him milk, I give him a

1002
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:52,399
Speaker 5: little food and he comes around. And he's an outdoor cat,

1003
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:53,920
Speaker 5: so he just comes in with me and I pet

1004
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:56,719
Speaker 5: him and he can. He sleeps there and I put

1005
00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:58,719
Speaker 5: him and I chunk him, and he's the cutest and

1006
00:48:58,760 --> 00:48:59,600
Speaker 5: he sits on me.

1007
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:02,239
Speaker 6: And then at night, you know, he's an outdoor cat,

1008
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:05,359
Speaker 6: he goes back, you know, outside and goes wherever he goes.

1009
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:08,759
Speaker 6: And then I started getting jealous of him. I started wondering,

1010
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:10,600
Speaker 6: like where are you going? And now you're I mean

1011
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:13,399
Speaker 6: you're going from like nine pm to nine am. You're

1012
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:16,440
Speaker 6: going for like twelve hours. Where are you going? I

1013
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:18,239
Speaker 6: mean not that you can't do what you want, but

1014
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:22,239
Speaker 6: like are you going to other people's houses? And he's like,

1015
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:24,000
Speaker 6: are you just staying on the front porch or you're

1016
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:25,479
Speaker 6: also going and sitting in their.

1017
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:30,480
Speaker 5: Bed jealous of the cat like a love I love it.

1018
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:35,080
Speaker 1: Okay, now dude, and he happens on jokes.

1019
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:37,799
Speaker 6: Okay, Yeah, I don't eat meat.

1020
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:43,640
Speaker 5: You go to add and out Burger. The corporations want

1021
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:47,520
Speaker 5: you to eat meat. You're driving up in Sherman Oaks,

1022
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:53,600
Speaker 5: all these people, you drive up into the hills, you

1023
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:55,440
Speaker 5: get your rent and out and you eat it in

1024
00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:59,239
Speaker 5: shame in the hells and nobody can fucking say you

1025
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:10,360
Speaker 5: you're ball Addie. When he used to heckle himself.

1026
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:12,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's my favorite.

1027
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:15,000
Speaker 3: I like when he just screams Marie. It just makes

1028
00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:17,680
Speaker 3: me laugh so hard, Like my wife is somewhere in

1029
00:50:17,719 --> 00:50:18,200
Speaker 3: the audience.

1030
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:21,640
Speaker 1: Why, oh, they're so happy to see us. Of course,

1031
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:24,879
Speaker 1: we do a three point turn. There's a dog. They're

1032
00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:27,840
Speaker 1: all having a picnic. It's a full family at a table.

1033
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,640
Speaker 5: Yep. And by the way, people don't know this. Your

1034
00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:36,160
Speaker 5: car is a raid with electromagnetic devices cameras.

1035
00:50:36,239 --> 00:50:39,280
Speaker 1: We're working for Google Maps as we do the podcast.

1036
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:41,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's got one of those little bells that spins

1037
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 5: around and gets the video and electromagnetic information of everything

1038
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:48,920
Speaker 5: that passes here.

1039
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:53,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna keep chilling. Yeah, we we

1040
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:58,680
Speaker 1: have to pick up intergalactic villain. Wait, what voice do

1041
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:01,520
Speaker 1: you do on some cartoon that sounds like Bane?

1042
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:05,520
Speaker 5: A little? I played Bane on Harley Quinn. Is it Bane? Yeah?

1043
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:08,080
Speaker 1: Oh so the of course you did the band voice.

1044
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:10,640
Speaker 6: I do the ban voice from the Tom Hardy movie.

1045
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:11,840
Speaker 1: Oh that's great.

1046
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:14,920
Speaker 5: When I auditioned for it, I auditioned for all these

1047
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:18,480
Speaker 5: parts and then reading for Baine, and I was like, uh,

1048
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:20,520
Speaker 5: when we just do the Tom Hardy one And they

1049
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:23,160
Speaker 5: were like, yeah, so that's how I've always done it.

1050
00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:25,759
Speaker 5: Where it's like Laurie will be the recording of this

1051
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:26,560
Speaker 5: credit card.

1052
00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:31,880
Speaker 1: It's everything I've seen though, is like casual, like walking

1053
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:35,719
Speaker 1: into a room, and I like casual Bane. It's like

1054
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:36,840
Speaker 1: what are these receipts?

1055
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,719
Speaker 5: That's till they write it, and I love it so

1056
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:43,239
Speaker 5: much where he is low status among the villains and

1057
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:45,680
Speaker 5: like put upon and insult it and stuff. I love that.

1058
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:46,799
Speaker 1: Oh that's the best.

1059
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:50,680
Speaker 5: I don't know if I've told you guys this could

1060
00:51:50,719 --> 00:51:55,640
Speaker 5: be a repeat. But the worst idea that was proposed

1061
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:57,719
Speaker 5: to me that I ever heard it was like, we

1062
00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 5: want to hire you for this. It was Southwest airlines.

1063
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:07,560
Speaker 5: That was like, we want to hire I think I

1064
00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:10,320
Speaker 5: saw this. I think I this came to me twice

1065
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:12,800
Speaker 5: over the course of several years, So that means it

1066
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:16,080
Speaker 5: must be some executive's dumb idea that they kept pushing, right,

1067
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:20,080
Speaker 5: But like they wanted a comedian to fly with an

1068
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 5: airplane on its several stops throughout the day in and

1069
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:29,200
Speaker 5: and stand up, oh god, and do comedy in the aisles.

1070
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:31,960
Speaker 5: On the South, of course was Southwest, and I was like,

1071
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:35,600
Speaker 5: do you want me to get like violently sucked out

1072
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:38,960
Speaker 5: of an airplane like a gold finger. She's taking pictures

1073
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:39,960
Speaker 5: because she's sbsticious.

1074
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:44,439
Speaker 1: Ye, it's the ultimate version of a bamboo can pulling

1075
00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:48,239
Speaker 1: you off stage. Okay, that's your time sucked out the

1076
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:53,680
Speaker 1: ten years ago the Southwest, like flight attendants had jokes

1077
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:57,200
Speaker 1: they yeah, over and over. I was like, wait, do

1078
00:52:57,320 --> 00:52:59,960
Speaker 1: they do stand up? They encouraged them to have material

1079
00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:02,719
Speaker 1: to keep it light and fun, but it was all

1080
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:05,280
Speaker 1: jokes about the dangers of flying.

1081
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:05,919
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1082
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:08,120
Speaker 1: It was like, wait, that's inappropriate.

1083
00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:10,239
Speaker 3: I mean it was like it started with they could

1084
00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:11,920
Speaker 3: rift during the safety features.

1085
00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:15,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, that whole speech, and then it was like people

1086
00:53:15,239 --> 00:53:18,279
Speaker 2: adding to it or the highs and buys where he's like,

1087
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:21,200
Speaker 2: we're about to land in Burbank, the most boring city

1088
00:53:21,239 --> 00:53:22,680
Speaker 2: and whatever, where you're just like.

1089
00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:23,880
Speaker 5: Okay, you say that.

1090
00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:26,560
Speaker 3: Can we just fucking can we just get this done?

1091
00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:29,200
Speaker 6: We about thirty minutes to we land in Burbank, the

1092
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:31,840
Speaker 6: headquarters of where you would live if you were a

1093
00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:33,480
Speaker 6: Republican who somehow works.

1094
00:53:33,239 --> 00:53:37,200
Speaker 1: In the industry. This flight attendants edgy I remember the

1095
00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:39,760
Speaker 1: closer of one of them. They had some joke about

1096
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:42,719
Speaker 1: if and what are the chances we're going to land

1097
00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:43,760
Speaker 1: in the water anyway?

1098
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:47,160
Speaker 5: But if we do, Like, yeah, I would love it

1099
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:49,480
Speaker 5: if there was one. If they were like, you know,

1100
00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:53,239
Speaker 5: before he came along, the flight attendant comedians would play

1101
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:56,120
Speaker 5: by the rules. And then there's this one Bill Hicks,

1102
00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:59,560
Speaker 5: George Carlan type guy comes along and he's smoking and

1103
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:01,480
Speaker 5: they're like you can't. He's like, well, I'm on stage

1104
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:05,120
Speaker 5: and he's like, well, well, because he was performing, you

1105
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:10,320
Speaker 5: actually could smoke. Yeah, And he's like, you fucking first

1106
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:16,600
Speaker 5: class asshole. You you think you're so safe when this

1107
00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:18,560
Speaker 5: plane goes down, you go down first.

1108
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:23,480
Speaker 1: They give him his jack. It's four thousand dollars, the

1109
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:25,920
Speaker 1: exact fine for smoking on an airplane.

1110
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:27,359
Speaker 5: Right, he broke even.

1111
00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:29,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh shit, it's hard.

1112
00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:31,520
Speaker 5: He broke even in all his fan say it was unfair.

1113
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:35,839
Speaker 3: Do you do you have anything else to plug or eat?

1114
00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:36,560
Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Well, it's funny you mentioned it. I brought a little

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Speaker 6: gird old. Actually, do you guys have another ride after this?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 3: But we did one before.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, so we get you.

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Speaker 5: Get exhausted and you hate driving more than two in

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Speaker 5: a row or how does it work?

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Speaker 1: It's hard to do more than two?

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Speaker 3: It's hot.

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Speaker 2: So that's my thing is just after a while, you're

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Speaker 2: just kind of like, like we got coffees because it's

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00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:02,040
Speaker 2: like after a while, you're.

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Speaker 1: Just like, yeah, I can't explain it.

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Speaker 2: I love I couldn't love you more. I wish he

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Speaker 2: socialized more, but I gotta stop. Pug is my brain, right,

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00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:15,040
Speaker 2: it's almost every guest we have.

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Speaker 6: It's it's hard.

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Speaker 5: It's hard.

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Speaker 6: I remember I had to stop doing my podcast because

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Speaker 6: it was a lot of work.

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Speaker 3: It's so much work.

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Speaker 6: It was a lot of work, and I loved it,

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00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:24,720
Speaker 6: but it was the least.

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Speaker 5: Amount of money that I made in my life.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, was it a sharkling the under culture. That's the

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Speaker 6: one I did, okay, sharplying I do love I just

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Speaker 6: saw him recently. You're just on his a lot.

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00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:42,000
Speaker 1: My phone gives hey, this person's your friend. It keeps

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00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:43,920
Speaker 1: it a real tight knit for the algorithm.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, they were like, we've learned Fairbanks likes people.

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00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:49,920
Speaker 1: It's a handful of them.

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00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:53,839
Speaker 5: Gariff, we've learned hates people. Doesn't really like them. Let's

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00:55:53,960 --> 00:56:01,480
Speaker 5: keep well, let's control them. But I have nothing else

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00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:04,440
Speaker 5: to plug. I have nothing else. My mono obsession in

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00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:08,000
Speaker 5: life right now is Path of Most Resistance. Yes, available

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00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:12,400
Speaker 5: on eight hundred pound Gorilla, available streaming on YouTube. You

1153
00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:14,640
Speaker 5: can pay what you want on eight hundred pound Gorilla.

1154
00:56:14,719 --> 00:56:16,839
Speaker 5: You can stream it for free on YouTube. You can

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00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:19,239
Speaker 5: buy or rent it on any service where you would

1156
00:56:19,239 --> 00:56:19,440
Speaker 5: do that.

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00:56:19,719 --> 00:56:22,560
Speaker 2: Please pay for it, listener, because you need to know.

1158
00:56:22,719 --> 00:56:26,120
Speaker 2: And I'm sure we said this before. James Domian is

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00:56:26,239 --> 00:56:29,000
Speaker 2: one of the best stand up comedians that has ever lived.

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00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:32,280
Speaker 2: If you've ever seen him live, it is a life

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00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:36,239
Speaker 2: changing experience every time. And I have seen him do

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00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:39,400
Speaker 2: comedy a lot, and so I'm not saying that lightly.

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00:56:39,880 --> 00:56:42,920
Speaker 2: I'm telling you you can get an album of joy.

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00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:43,319
Speaker 5: Means a lot.

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00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:45,120
Speaker 6: Coming from Car cood pay for.

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00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:48,680
Speaker 3: Your album of joy and watch it change your life,

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Speaker 3: And I.

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00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:52,359
Speaker 1: Would say the exact same thing. How's it feel coming

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00:56:52,440 --> 00:57:00,399
Speaker 1: from me? Pick here? It's the blindfold point.

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Speaker 5: Thank you.

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00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:03,320
Speaker 6: Yes, I'm happy to do it.

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00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:07,080
Speaker 5: I'm so happy it's finally out. And yeah, Also, no

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00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:10,120
Speaker 5: one died from the album from the Special because I

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00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:12,080
Speaker 5: taped to a year ago and I wanted to release

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00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:14,800
Speaker 5: it earlier, and it got delayed and delayed and delayed

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00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:18,320
Speaker 5: for people like, well, let's wait a let's strategically, and

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00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:20,360
Speaker 5: it ended up coming out a year after I taped it,

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00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:23,240
Speaker 5: which was much longer than I wanted to wait, and

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00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:26,640
Speaker 5: so I was I was biting my fingernails all year, like, yeah,

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00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:30,480
Speaker 5: David Attenborough is gonna die, Alex Jones is going to die,

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00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:32,240
Speaker 5: Tom Sell's gonna die.

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00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:34,840
Speaker 3: They're all alive.

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00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:35,840
Speaker 5: Do you do it?

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00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:36,680
Speaker 1: Tom Selleck?

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00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:40,120
Speaker 6: He's in there yet. Let me tell you about these

1186
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:41,480
Speaker 6: reverse organ chats.

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00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:45,960
Speaker 5: People say it somehow unethical.

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00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:47,880
Speaker 6: I need to do the reverse orgag.

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Speaker 1: Now do the do magnum p I Tom Sell it.

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Speaker 5: That's see, that's not again. People get funny when they

1191
00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:58,920
Speaker 5: crossed the age of six, especially men. That's when they

1192
00:57:59,120 --> 00:57:59,880
Speaker 5: become like Cam.

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Speaker 1: It's funny because I watched I like Magnum p I

1194
00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:05,600
Speaker 1: so much and my only impression of him when I

1195
00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:07,760
Speaker 1: was a kid was Higgins.

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Speaker 3: The dogs are near the ferrari like.

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00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:12,560
Speaker 1: He always seemed like he is whining, and I was like,

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00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:15,160
Speaker 1: why is he always whining about these Doberman.

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00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:16,320
Speaker 2: Because he could get away with it because he was

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00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:20,080
Speaker 2: hot shit in like three inch in seam shorts.

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Speaker 5: Yes, it was the closest U used to masturbate to

1202
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:26,800
Speaker 5: be back in nineteen eighty eight. So it's my turn

1203
00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:27,400
Speaker 5: to cash in.

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Speaker 1: He had just high high thigh corduroy short, four inch

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Speaker 1: in seams.

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Speaker 5: Short, Harry giving Harry in short short.

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00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:40,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, like a shaved horse. But the hair is starting

1208
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Speaker 1: to grow back vein earth thirty two inch thighs.

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Speaker 5: No, No, Oddly the talk is.

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Speaker 3: Going down the leg, onto the lawn, over to the job.

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Speaker 6: There's like a union set designers.

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Speaker 5: It's like we actually had to coil it around.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, don't worry for ocean.

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00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:05,360
Speaker 5: It was safety. Yeah, it was safety for other actors.

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00:59:05,480 --> 00:59:08,080
Speaker 1: I used to do this with Huey Lewis all the time.

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00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:10,040
Speaker 1: I just have to wrap it around his waist like

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Speaker 1: a bundle.

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Speaker 3: It no big deal.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to reveal. This is at the end of

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00:59:14,520 --> 00:59:16,440
Speaker 1: the here's what I wrote down. I was going to

1221
00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:19,160
Speaker 1: sign things and I just want to share them with you.

1222
00:59:19,560 --> 00:59:23,680
Speaker 1: A wizard frustrated with an airline sporting process that we

1223
00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:26,640
Speaker 1: already kind of did. And then uh, I wanted to

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00:59:27,080 --> 00:59:31,000
Speaker 1: Lewis Black rating a teenage girl's diary. Just watch that video.

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Speaker 6: Oh yes, that's from that's from like a decade ago.

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00:59:34,320 --> 00:59:36,040
Speaker 6: I found it and put it out again.

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Speaker 5: I was going to have you today is the very,

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00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:46,400
Speaker 5: very very best day of life. That's because Sean winked

1229
00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:50,280
Speaker 5: at me bloom your kiss. No, no, I'll say that

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00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:53,920
Speaker 5: a good next week is the big dance, and I

1231
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:58,720
Speaker 5: know that means we'll be in love forever. I love

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Speaker 5: it so much.

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Speaker 1: And then I was gonna have you wells and Vincent

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01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:07,800
Speaker 1: Price arguing I was like making a two pigs, too complicated,

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01:00:08,520 --> 01:00:10,720
Speaker 1: But I just wanted to share that I almost made you.

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Speaker 6: You are in the hills of Sherman Oaks. Oh surely

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01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:19,320
Speaker 6: you don't mean Sherman Oaks. The Sherman Oaks is twelve

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01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:24,000
Speaker 6: miles to the south, my friend, this is studio city. No, no,

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01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:27,760
Speaker 6: you can't possibly mean studio city, my dear boy. I

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01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:30,000
Speaker 6: mean where where where do they leave you off? And

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01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:33,040
Speaker 6: where the minions overlook from the castle on top of

1242
01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:37,560
Speaker 6: the hill. No, I'm sorry if if this is, if

1243
01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:40,480
Speaker 6: this is studio City, I'll go down on your asshole.

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01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:44,680
Speaker 5: Well, it wouldn't be the first time someone has delighted

1245
01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:47,400
Speaker 5: me from you from the rear of the pocket.

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Speaker 1: You see.

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01:00:51,120 --> 01:00:55,439
Speaker 5: Oh, go on, you so and so You're a damn

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Speaker 5: fool vincent.

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Speaker 6: Whatever happens in Sherman Oaks, stay.

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01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:05,520
Speaker 1: Thank you for indulging me.

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01:01:05,720 --> 01:01:07,240
Speaker 3: I love you, James, I love you.

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01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:07,840
Speaker 5: Thank you guys.

1253
01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:10,280
Speaker 6: I know it's you're exhausted, so go rest.

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01:01:10,520 --> 01:01:14,640
Speaker 1: No, I we were We've been excited about you for weeks.

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Speaker 6: Do you get in a when you go home and

1256
01:01:16,680 --> 01:01:19,040
Speaker 6: you get in a pod with a bed that's like very.

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01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:23,160
Speaker 3: Similar to this, and Elon Musk is laying on the

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01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:25,720
Speaker 3: other side of the bed. I'm like, they talked about

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Speaker 3: you the whole.

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01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:30,560
Speaker 5: Podcast, but you have an ai Elon who's there. I'm

1261
01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:37,000
Speaker 5: doing this like programmed for you. I hope you like

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01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:39,680
Speaker 5: my sagging man booth.

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01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:42,200
Speaker 3: Strange barrel chest. It doesn't make sense.

1264
01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:45,160
Speaker 6: I'm shaped like a guy who has a Winery.

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01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:50,960
Speaker 3: It's aerodynamically incorrect. There we go.

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01:01:51,880 --> 01:01:56,520
Speaker 1: We should like to lay on my lumps, the origin

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01:01:56,640 --> 01:01:58,200
Speaker 1: of which there is no explanation.

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01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:02,080
Speaker 5: My lumps, my lovely.

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Speaker 1: You've been listening to Do You Need a Ride? With

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Speaker 1: the Great James and Doomian d y n a R.

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01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:21,160
Speaker 1: This has been an exactly right production.

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01:02:21,680 --> 01:02:23,920
Speaker 2: Our senior producer is Annalise Nelson.

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01:02:24,320 --> 01:02:25,720
Speaker 1: Mixed by Edson Troy.

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01:02:26,160 --> 01:02:28,040
Speaker 2: Our talent booker is Patrick Cootner.

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01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:30,240
Speaker 1: Theme song by Karen Kilgareth.

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01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:32,080
Speaker 3: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 2: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook at dinar

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01:02:35,560 --> 01:02:38,560
Speaker 2: podcast That's d y n ar Podcast.

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Speaker 1: For more information, go to exactly Rightmedia dot com.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Oh You're welcome