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Speaker 1: It's another jewbile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Hello, I have your comb. Excuse me, I have I

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Speaker 2: have your comb? My what? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Hi? My name is Juniper and I work at the

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Speaker 1: hotel and resort, and I was looking for Jacob, who

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Speaker 1: stayed with us just about a week ago.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is this is Jacob.

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Speaker 1: YEAHI did you enjoy your stay with us. I'm assuming

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Speaker 1: you did, because you left a part of you here.

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Speaker 2: I left, I left a part of me, yes.

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Speaker 1: Well a few hundred parts of you. Actually, they'd hate

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Speaker 1: for you to be without them, so I'd like to

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Speaker 1: make sure that it gets returned to you in pristine condition.

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Speaker 1: I've kept it in an air airtight container so that

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Speaker 1: it would not be harmed by the elements.

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Speaker 2: What do you What are you saying, dude?

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Speaker 1: You left your comb with us? Oh? Yes, and we

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Speaker 1: clean When we were cleaning the dwelling that you stayed

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Speaker 1: in while you were at our establishment, we did find

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Speaker 1: a comb that belongs Yes, it belongs to you.

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Speaker 2: You guys can keep the comb. I don't.

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Speaker 1: I this very generous offering, and I was had half

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Speaker 1: a mind to call and ask if I could keep it.

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Speaker 1: Because I've grown quite fond of it. We've bonded a

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Speaker 1: little bit. But I find it would be horrible for

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Speaker 1: you not to have this important item of yours, and

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Speaker 1: so I'd like to make sure that the comb returns

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Speaker 1: to it, right to its rightful owner. Yeah, I used

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Speaker 1: it twice just to see how it felt. I took

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Speaker 1: it for a little bit of a test drive, and

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Speaker 1: it is a fabulous comb.

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Speaker 2: A test drive with a comb.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it's fabulous. I can see why you like it,

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Speaker 1: and still has remnants of your conditioner on it my tests.

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Speaker 1: Have you still been parting your hair?

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Speaker 2: How long have I been?

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Speaker 1: What have you still been parting your hair to the left,

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Speaker 1: because when you were here here, when you were here,

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Speaker 1: your hair was parted to the left.

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Speaker 2: Dude, dude, I'm sorry, dude, you're creeping me out. Man.

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Speaker 2: I like it's just a comb. I can go get one.

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Speaker 1: I thought of you're not being able to part your

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Speaker 1: hair appropriately.

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Speaker 2: I I can part my hair with my brother. Please,

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Speaker 2: I gotta go. I have to go to work.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to interrupt you so because I know

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Speaker 1: you're on the phone right now, but I was gonna

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Speaker 1: knock on the door, but I didn't want to interrupt

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Speaker 1: you while you were on the phone.

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Speaker 2: Not knock on the door, knock on the door.

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Speaker 1: But I didn't want to interrupt you because you're on

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Speaker 1: the phone.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, what is going on? Don't get it straight.

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Speaker 2: You don't want to knock on the door because I'm

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Speaker 2: on the phone.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I want to interrupt you on the phone.

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Speaker 2: Are you talking about that's a good point.

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Speaker 1: I didn't think that went through because I can just

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Speaker 1: knock now if you'd like it.

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Speaker 2: No, don't knock now, don't. I don't want to see

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Speaker 2: you with all due respect? Could you.

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Speaker 1: Well that I don't know how to do that with

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Speaker 1: due respect that you would want me to do with

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Speaker 1: no respect, because I will only do that. I will

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Speaker 1: only do that with the complete disrespect for myself. I

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Speaker 1: only want to love you what I would never disrespect you.

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Speaker 1: I only want to love you. Once we were sharing

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Speaker 1: the same space. I will latch to you.

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Speaker 2: Saying no, no, no, listen, I'm calling the police right now.

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Speaker 1: I can comb your hair for you.

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Speaker 2: With your description of a guy.

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Speaker 1: I've been practicing. I've been practicing practicing what parted all

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Speaker 1: my doll's hair the way yours is and hope that

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Speaker 1: I may latch to you and comb your hair for

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Speaker 1: the rest of my life.

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Speaker 2: Look, dude, I'm taking your phone number and I'm giving

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Speaker 2: it to the cops, and I'm getting the out of here.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to work and you're going to jail.

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Speaker 1: All right, I'll let you know this. This is a

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Speaker 1: prank phone call. I'd like to share more information about that,

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Speaker 1: if you allow me. Jacob, this is actually Jubil from

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Speaker 1: the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on.

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Speaker 2: You and your wife set you up. God.

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Speaker 1: She said that you guys just got back from vacation

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Speaker 1: and you left your home with the hotel and she

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Speaker 1: wanted to mess with you.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I imagine a gremlin outside my house,

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Speaker 2: get into my house. I don't even know man, Ud

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with double phone branks, say mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties,