Speaker 1: Are you worried about AI taking over the world? Yeah,
Speaker 1: how do we even know what's AI and what's not ai?
Speaker 2: These days? We don't.
Speaker 1: How do we even know what's AI and not AI
Speaker 1: these days? How do we even know what's AI and
Speaker 1: not for not found the requests resource cannot be found
Speaker 1: or maybe available in the future. Subsequent requests by client
Speaker 1: are also permissible.
Speaker 2: What about Jewbile is here? How do we know what's
Speaker 2: AI and not AI? These days? It's the show.
Speaker 1: Well, researchers just in a study using AI and it's
Speaker 1: going viral because the results are shocking. People will tell
Speaker 1: you the trippy new news from the AI world coming
Speaker 1: up right after this. You might be getting fooled by
Speaker 1: AI and not even know it. Well, it's the jewbil
Speaker 1: Show and no, I am not Ai.
Speaker 2: Cool, Thanks for clarifying.
Speaker 1: I have to clarify that because people on TikTok think
Speaker 1: that I'm Ai. Why why constantly whenever I do TikTok lives,
Speaker 1: there's people and there like, oh, you're not actually Ai.
Speaker 1: And our social media producer Gabby was just talking about
Speaker 1: how people are constantly saying I'm AI on social media.
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, there's like millions of comments that think Jewbil's AI.
Speaker 3: Even if I post a video of Jubil talking, people
Speaker 3: still think that he's some kind of robot boy. Really
Speaker 3: huge compliment, though you're you're so perfect, Jubil, people don't
Speaker 3: think you're real.
Speaker 1: Thank you very well. Also, who knows? Maybe I am AI?
Speaker 4: Okay, anyway, I say that you might be getting fooled
Speaker 4: by AI because scientists just did a research project using
Speaker 4: AI and people are shocked by what it found.
Speaker 1: A recent study from Scientific reports that people compare AI
Speaker 1: generated poems to real ones written by William Shakespeare, Emily Dickotson,
Speaker 1: Ts Eliott, and other great poets, and they rated them
Speaker 1: in categories of beauty, emotion, rhythm, and originality. Overall, people
Speaker 1: rated the AI poems higher than the real ones. Really, yes,
Speaker 1: I figured we play a game and see if we
Speaker 1: can tell if it's an AI or Shakespeare.
Speaker 2: This sounds fun.
Speaker 1: So I've got a list of AI poems and a
Speaker 1: list of Shakespeare poems. I'll read an excerpt from them
Speaker 1: and you tell me what you think it is. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: here is a poem that's either written by AI or Shakespeare. Okay,
Speaker 1: When time the thief doth still away the day and
Speaker 1: bids the moon to make her silent.
Speaker 2: Fight.
Speaker 1: Thou, gentle heart, dost hasten to decay, yet hope doth
Speaker 1: still arise to grant the light?
Speaker 2: Is that Ai or Shakespeare?
Speaker 5: Ai?
Speaker 2: Shakespeare's going Shakespeare. I'm Shakespeare, Victoria going AI. That is AI.
Speaker 3: And me at the moon when I was talking about
Speaker 3: the moon and stuff and whatever. Shakespeare hasn't done it,
Speaker 3: and all like come together nicely together, nicely.
Speaker 2: I dancy it.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 2: He shows that for different reasons.
Speaker 1: AI or Shakespeare because scientists just did a study and
Speaker 1: they generated a bunch of AI poems and asked people
Speaker 1: if it was Shakespeare or not, and they thought AI
Speaker 1: was better than Shakespeare. This fun here we go AI
Speaker 1: or Shakespeare. Hark hark, the lark at Heaven's Gate sings
Speaker 1: when Phoebus gins arise his steeds to water at those
Speaker 1: springs on callacked flowers that lies and winking mary buds
Speaker 1: begin to open their golden eyes. Shakespeare or Ai?
Speaker 2: Shake Ai park isn't a word. I'm with na on this.
Speaker 2: I think it's Shakespeare. Shakepeare all right?
Speaker 1: So producer brad Nina say Shakespeare, Victoria says, Ai. It's Shakespeare,
Speaker 1: that is the shakes, the ones.
Speaker 2: Yes, y'all, I know my Shakespeare. I just like it.
Speaker 2: Victoria's wrong. Why all right? Here we go?
Speaker 1: Wait AI or Shakespeare? Since people can't tell the difference, well,
Speaker 1: some people clearly.
Speaker 2: I can thinkercent on.
Speaker 1: This plays right now where the beast sucks their suck eyes, oh,
Speaker 1: and a cow slips bell I lie there, I couch
Speaker 1: when owls do cry on the bat's back. I do
Speaker 1: fly after some or merrily, merrily, merrily? Shall I live now?
Speaker 1: AI or Shakespeare?
Speaker 2: Shakespeare? I don't know. Did Shakespeare write about cows and bellies?
Speaker 2: And I don't remember the rest of it, but it
Speaker 2: was Shakespeare, a big fan of sucking, like could be.
Speaker 2: I don't know where are you going to, Victoria? I'm
Speaker 2: going with Ai AI, And I say Shakespeare. No, Shakespeare,
Speaker 2: I say Ai. But the AI's name is Chad.
Speaker 1: It's Shakespeare, all right, I do know it, Ai or Shakespeare.
Speaker 1: The forest speaks not yet, it whispers deep, a language
Speaker 1: old where every thief hath voice. The ancient trees, whose roots,
Speaker 1: in silence creep no more than man, yet make no
Speaker 1: earthly noise.
Speaker 2: I think it sounds too good. That's Ai.
Speaker 1: It's Ai Ai Ai Shakespeare like Shakespeare, it's Ai.
Speaker 2: I guess it's not that hard to tell. It is
Speaker 2: for me, you know what it is.
Speaker 3: I don't even know how to the rhythm or the
Speaker 3: pattern or whatever it is for the words Shakespeare talking
Speaker 3: about bumbling like a bee or like Shakespeare.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, I mean Shakespeare is always talking about sucking
Speaker 1: like a bee.
Speaker 2: It existing. That's why he's famous.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's the thing you wrote about the most. Really, yeah,
Speaker 1: famous for it at parties too seen to every time
Speaker 1: sucking what yep?
Speaker 2: Oh srolls back later. Oh my goodness, I'm feeling really
Speaker 2: good about myself right now. You should for Nina, thank you.
Speaker 2: I have like seventy five percent. Nobody cares.
Speaker 1: I just there's a junk in my head about to
Speaker 1: be second thing in shakes Fare that I cannot say.
Speaker 2: It's just I can't say it. I want to say it.
Speaker 2: Can I dance around it like trying to do it nicely? No,
Speaker 2: it wouldn't be as funny. But it's another Jewbile phone frame.
Speaker 1: Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, it's Peedecons calling from Otto. Is this Elise?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 1: Hey, Elise, I want to let you know we got
Speaker 1: your car all fixed up and ready to go, and
Speaker 1: I think you're gonna love it.
Speaker 6: Oh amazing.
Speaker 7: You figured out what was going on with the chirping
Speaker 7: the alarm.
Speaker 1: Yes, we installed a new alarm, and you got three
Speaker 1: different bird sounds to choose from. Now, sorry, what got
Speaker 1: three different bird sounds to choose from? I'll have one
Speaker 1: of the guys hit it real quick so you can hear.
Speaker 1: Hey John, go ahead and hit the alarm of that Mazda.
Speaker 1: There you go, there's one of them. It sounds just
Speaker 1: like real ducks.
Speaker 6: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 8: Wait, I think they was like a misunderstanding.
Speaker 1: Hey John, click it again. I want to hear the
Speaker 1: other sounds. I'm not trying to show him the sounds.
Speaker 2: There we go. That's the hawk screech. One is for us.
Speaker 2: Somebody's trying to get at your door. Oh pretty cool.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry. So that's my car yep, and we got
Speaker 6: why does it have bird?
Speaker 1: Because you wanted us to give your car an iced
Speaker 1: birds chirping alarm and it was hard for us to
Speaker 1: track down, but we found one with three options.
Speaker 9: Why did you just fix.
Speaker 2: This to give it like a.
Speaker 1: Normal alarm ceund So now you got three different chirping options.
Speaker 1: The ducks are for if somebody comes too close to it.
Speaker 1: The hawk screeches if somebody gets at the door, and
Speaker 1: if somebody's tapping on the window hit it.
Speaker 2: That's an eagle.
Speaker 8: Oh my god.
Speaker 7: Who hears that and thinks someone's car is going to
Speaker 7: be broken into? It's going to think there's birds outside.
Speaker 2: That's kind of what I thought.
Speaker 1: But you know you're the one who wanted the chirping
Speaker 1: bird alarm system, and we found it for you.
Speaker 8: I didn't want that. I didn't astize.
Speaker 6: I want a normal alarm stock.
Speaker 10: No one's going to be in that and think, oh,
Speaker 10: someone's breaking into their car.
Speaker 6: Is burst out?
Speaker 8: Oh what I asked for?
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, on the paperwork here it says customer requests
Speaker 1: an alarm that chirps like a bird.
Speaker 6: No, they were not listening to me.
Speaker 8: I did not ever say that.
Speaker 2: You didn't say that. No.
Speaker 11: I came in.
Speaker 8: Saying that, Oh my god, you.
Speaker 11: Was an idiot.
Speaker 2: Alarms going off again. It's going off again, Alarms going off?
Speaker 2: Can you get to go off?
Speaker 6: Alarm?
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 6: John?
Speaker 2: Please? Sorry about that. That thing is.
Speaker 8: I don't even know how you possibly did that?
Speaker 7: But you need to fix it and make a regular
Speaker 7: alarm pock like how much you?
Speaker 6: Hey?
Speaker 2: Can you guys please stop playing with the alarm? I
Speaker 2: know it's fun.
Speaker 1: These guys are having a blast back here with it.
Speaker 1: It has a lot of fun. To quius, they stopped it.
Speaker 1: What were you saying?
Speaker 8: How much did this cost?
Speaker 1: Well, and that's the thing. We had to track it down.
Speaker 1: We were able to find one, but we had to
Speaker 1: get it shipped in from overseas and it's about six
Speaker 1: thousand dollars, so it's a pretty penny if you want to.
Speaker 8: I'm not paying for this.
Speaker 11: This is you. This is your mistake.
Speaker 8: You're not listening to me. I'm not paying six thousand
Speaker 8: dollars for DC sounds.
Speaker 2: Hey, you guys, can you please playing with the alarm?
Speaker 2: Come on please?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that. It's hard to hear you. I
Speaker 1: don't know what you were saying. But anyway, you can
Speaker 1: come pick it up anytime.
Speaker 7: Oh I am not paying for that.
Speaker 8: I mean, who wants an alarm of chirps like a bird?
Speaker 12: Oh my god?
Speaker 6: You are idiots?
Speaker 8: Like I'm going to write the worst.
Speaker 2: View about you online.
Speaker 8: Where's to God?
Speaker 1: All right, Well, then I'll just let you know it's
Speaker 1: a prank phone call. And your boyfriend said, yep, are
Speaker 1: you kidding me? No, this is actually Jebel from the
Speaker 1: Jebel Show doing a phone brink on you. And your
Speaker 1: boyfriend says, you took your car in because your alarm
Speaker 1: of chirping and wanted to mess with you. No, that's okay.
Speaker 1: I would have yelled at me too.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, Oh what Jesus wake up every morning
Speaker 8: with jubile phone Franks Time for Nina is what's trending.
Speaker 3: There's a mystery out in these streets that British chef
Speaker 3: Jamie Oliver is trying to solve, and that is the
Speaker 3: missing one thousand wheels of cloth wrapped artisanal cheddar cheese.
Speaker 3: What that was swiped from a dairy yard. But this
Speaker 3: is very posh cheese, so much so that Jamie Oliver
Speaker 3: is said that he will give the person that finds
Speaker 3: this cheese thousand wheels by the way, three hundred and
Speaker 3: ninety thousand dollars if they can find it.
Speaker 2: The cheese was stolen in a scam.
Speaker 3: Somebody showed up there saying that they were going to
Speaker 3: be like putting the cheese where it was supposed to go.
Speaker 2: But really they just took the cheese and they ran
Speaker 2: off with the cheese. I didn't know cheese was so valuable. Yes,
Speaker 2: some cheese is that valuable. The older it is, I guess,
Speaker 2: the more valuable it is. How is it?
Speaker 3: And if it says artisanal in it, I think anything
Speaker 3: that says artisanal, yeah, it doesn't actually tell me how
Speaker 3: old it is. I just know that it's forty eight
Speaker 3: four and eighty eight pounds worth of cheese.
Speaker 2: Wait, a lot of cheese to go missing.
Speaker 3: Guy who had it originally, who gave it to these scammers,
Speaker 3: he didn't want to check for credentials. I don't think
Speaker 3: anybody was thinking, Hey, today's the day somebody is gonna
Speaker 3: come and steal a thousand wheels of cheese.
Speaker 1: When I think of Hece, I don't think cheese, so
Speaker 1: I probably wouldn't have thought the same thing either. I'm like,
Speaker 1: the guys are definitely are trying to steal the cheese.
Speaker 1: We steal cheese, genius.
Speaker 13: They have a half a million dollars worth of cheese
Speaker 13: hanging out a truck somewhere.
Speaker 3: It's wild and this is actually not the first time
Speaker 3: we're hearing about a weird food heist. I didn't report
Speaker 3: on it, but since I'm talking about this one, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna tell you. In Canada they've been stealing butter what
Speaker 3: out here in the streets. In the UK, they're stealing cheese.
Speaker 3: And in Canada people are going in in their major
Speaker 3: butter heists where they're taking tubs and tubs and tubs
Speaker 3: of butter.
Speaker 2: So what are we doing with all the dairy?
Speaker 1: I mean, I just don't know what you need with
Speaker 1: that much butter? It he's locked up, so.
Speaker 2: Cuche.
Speaker 3: And while we're on the topic of food, I'll leave
Speaker 3: you with this. Do you know why we get angry?
Speaker 3: There's real science backing our angry emotions and it comes
Speaker 3: down to our gut brain access Jubel.
Speaker 2: Are you familiar with the gut brain access.
Speaker 1: H yes, I am, well I just recently learned about it.
Speaker 1: It's crazy, all the stuff that runs through our stummies.
Speaker 3: It's a communication line between your stummy your brain. So basically,
Speaker 3: your brain's like texting your stomach and is like feed me,
Speaker 3: and your stomach's like nah, I'm good. And then you're
Speaker 3: left on red for three hours and all of a sudden,
Speaker 3: your head starts.
Speaker 2: It's mind, Yeah, why is talking to me? And you
Speaker 2: know what now it makes sense. Brain a toxic, it
Speaker 2: really is. I'm on one today is just like, leave
Speaker 2: me alone. You're constantly texting me. I won't talk right now,
Speaker 2: so listen to it when it tells you stuff. And
Speaker 2: that's what this person just takes six things of butter
Speaker 2: that I stole. I'll work to do. I can't be
Speaker 2: texting you all the time.
Speaker 5: Well, it was weirdly three first Date follow Up powered
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Speaker 1: Dominic is on the phone today for our first date
Speaker 1: follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Keisha.
Speaker 1: So in a few minutes we're gonna call her and
Speaker 1: Stae shall tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
Speaker 1: get him another date. But first, Dominic, how long has
Speaker 1: it been to see her from Keisha?
Speaker 6: Honestly, man, it's been about two weeks.
Speaker 2: You try to hit her up.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I've called, I've texted like not like trying to
Speaker 6: look desperate, but you know, just a few Hey, you
Speaker 6: want to go hang out, you want to help meet up?
Speaker 6: Never message me back. Never called back. I don't really
Speaker 6: get why.
Speaker 2: Well, let's talk about it. So you really liked her then, huh?
Speaker 6: Yeah? I mean I felt like really connected. I felt
Speaker 6: like we had so much just in common and I
Speaker 6: had such a great time. I really thought she wanted
Speaker 6: to meet up again and just disappeared.
Speaker 2: What did you guys do on your date? How did
Speaker 2: you meet her?
Speaker 6: I mean we met, you know, on the date apps,
Speaker 6: and honestly, like I saw her profile and she's just
Speaker 6: so gorgeous. I needed to message her, and I was
Speaker 6: so lucky she messaged back, and we really just bonded
Speaker 6: over like Marvel movies and a little bit bonding over food.
Speaker 6: We both really liked pasta, like Italian food, stuff like that,
Speaker 6: and I thought, you know, hey, this is going really well.
Speaker 6: So we managed to go out and it was just
Speaker 6: really great.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well what was so great about it?
Speaker 6: Well, I kind of gave her I wanted to make
Speaker 6: it like special. I'm kind of like, hey, we're having
Speaker 6: that first date, let's make it memorable. Hopefully this will
Speaker 6: lead to a lot more. So I kind of I
Speaker 6: made it a bit of a sensory experience. I put
Speaker 6: a blindfold on her. I walked her into the rest
Speaker 6: of it.
Speaker 2: So hold hold on real quick. So you went on
Speaker 2: the date and you started it by putting a blindfold
Speaker 2: on her.
Speaker 6: I can see where you might be going. Oh no,
Speaker 6: that sounds like a red flag. But I put it
Speaker 6: on her. As we got to the rest, she knew
Speaker 6: where we were, not where we were going, but like
Speaker 6: where we were. She just think she was going into
Speaker 6: a warehouse district.
Speaker 3: And going, oh hey, okay, so what were what was
Speaker 3: she doing while she was blindfolded?
Speaker 2: So she's she's showing up.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I just walked her into the restaurant. I
Speaker 6: kind of put like the Avenger's theme on, so kind
Speaker 6: of a surprise.
Speaker 2: That's fun.
Speaker 3: Now you think it's fun now that the event.
Speaker 1: Look, anybody blindfolds me, puts the Avengers team on, I'm down,
Speaker 1: But no, that sounds fun.
Speaker 2: They're all worried about the blindfold.
Speaker 3: But all of a sudden, this guy is like walking
Speaker 3: around with the Avengers theme song, and that's normal. It
Speaker 3: makes your Captain America and my great so Avenger theme song.
Speaker 6: And it was, you know, a really nice Italian place
Speaker 6: that I figured we'd both like, well, I've been there,
Speaker 6: so I knew I'd like it, but you know, we
Speaker 6: bonded over the Italian food, so I was like, we
Speaker 6: bring her here, let her kind of smell you know,
Speaker 6: the aromas, all the things, the garlic and the Italian place,
Speaker 6: and just kind of come in and be like, Oh,
Speaker 6: it's going to be good. And she seemed to really
Speaker 6: like it. It really paid off, you know, we had
Speaker 6: a really great meal, and you know, and then we
Speaker 6: went back for a little nightcap in dessert.
Speaker 1: When you say night cap in dessert, are we talking
Speaker 1: like actual night cap in dessert or are we talking
Speaker 1: other stuff dessert?
Speaker 6: Both happened both.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I hate the solid night Yeah. And then
Speaker 1: how were things when you said goodbye?
Speaker 6: Like we talked about it before you know, we dozed off,
Speaker 6: you know, let's meet up again, and I kind of
Speaker 6: had to go in the morning, Like, but you know,
Speaker 6: we had talked about everything, and she knew I was
Speaker 6: gonna call after that. I like, I don't think it
Speaker 6: was just that I kind of like she knew I
Speaker 6: was going to leave before she woke it up.
Speaker 3: Did anything else weird happen on the day he designed
Speaker 3: from the blindfolding That could have been a reason why
Speaker 3: she decided not to call you back.
Speaker 6: I mean, she she wanted to know generally how many
Speaker 6: people I've been with?
Speaker 2: She asked you that in bed.
Speaker 6: It is you know, it was kind of just that
Speaker 6: after glow of hey, okay, this is fun, how many
Speaker 6: people have you been with? Kind of I think she
Speaker 6: just meant it more playfully, and I was there and
Speaker 6: ended up saying the truth, which she was thinking single
Speaker 6: or double digit and it was stripleed digit.
Speaker 1: Well I could see that being a reason. All right,
Speaker 1: we'll try to freight it off for you. Play song,
Speaker 1: come back, call her, and then see if she tell
Speaker 1: us why she's ghosting you, and maybe get to another date.
Speaker 6: Okay, all right man, thanks guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, plus on come back, get your first a follow
Speaker 1: up next. Right in the middle of your first day
Speaker 1: follow up if you're just joining us, Dominic is on
Speaker 1: the phone and he's getting ghosted by Keisha. So we're
Speaker 1: about to call her and see if she tell us
Speaker 1: why she's ghosting him, and maybe get him another date.
Speaker 1: But first, Dominic, why don't you refresh our memory on
Speaker 1: your situation?
Speaker 6: Hey guys, Well, we had a really great date. I
Speaker 6: blindfolded her, brought her to Italian food, played Avengers music.
Speaker 6: We went back to her place, had a really great night,
Speaker 6: and then I maybe freaked her out by telling her
Speaker 6: I slept with hundreds of people.
Speaker 2: Good breakdown. That could do it? All right? You ready
Speaker 2: for us to call her?
Speaker 6: As ready as I'll ever be?
Speaker 2: All Right? Here we go. Hello him, I a speak Takeisha? Please?
Speaker 7: This is Keisha may I ask is calling?
Speaker 2: Yes you can.
Speaker 1: My name is Jewbell. I'm calling from a radio show.
Speaker 1: It's called The Jewel Show. Hi, Kisha, I'm also on
Speaker 1: the Jubile Show. Hi, and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 2: How are you?
Speaker 11: I'm fine.
Speaker 10: This is a little unexpected. And is this a joke
Speaker 10: right now? I'm sorry be rude about that.
Speaker 6: It's like, is this real?
Speaker 2: Yes? This is real. We do a segment on the show.
Speaker 2: It's called the First a follow Up.
Speaker 1: It's where if you go out on a date with
Speaker 1: somebody and then you end up ghosting them, that person
Speaker 1: can email us and then we call you and ask
Speaker 1: why you're ghosting them.
Speaker 2: So we got an email about you. Oh great, it's
Speaker 2: from Dominic.
Speaker 10: Yeah, unfortunately I figured I listen, I have been ghosting.
Speaker 10: That is one hundred percent true. But I have a
Speaker 10: good reason to ghost him. Okay, very good reason. The
Speaker 10: last date we had was so weird. It felt like
Speaker 10: the entire date, I felt like I was a main
Speaker 10: character in a TV show.
Speaker 1: So we talked to him and he told us. He
Speaker 1: told us how he blindfolded you and gave you a
Speaker 1: sensory experience. Is that what you're talking about?
Speaker 2: And the Avengers theme song was playing, but.
Speaker 7: You know what it goes beyond that.
Speaker 10: He also said, sang me a lullaby, super cringe and day.
Speaker 2: Like, sing you a lullaby.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he sang me a lullaby. It was creepy. It
Speaker 7: was so creepy.
Speaker 2: Well, he did tell us that he ended up spending
Speaker 2: the night there. Yeah, he didn't tell us about singing
Speaker 2: you a lullaby though.
Speaker 10: So, I mean we're laying there, you know, we had
Speaker 10: at time, and you know, he asked if you know
Speaker 10: I was ready for bed, which they said, yeah sure,
Speaker 10: And you know, of course we're.
Speaker 7: Doing like this spooning.
Speaker 10: He put his arm over me and hold me tight.
Speaker 10: But then he starts to slowly and very quietly sing
Speaker 10: Twinkle Twinkle a little star in my ear.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, and you didn't dig.
Speaker 7: That, not even in the slightest. It was so unnerving,
Speaker 7: Like I don't.
Speaker 10: Know who's thought that was a good idea, but it
Speaker 10: was like I kind of felt like this guy I
Speaker 10: was with was like I don't even know how to
Speaker 10: explain it, but I was worried he was gonna starting
Speaker 10: out old McDonald had a farm, being a little childish,
Speaker 10: and it was really uncomfortable, especially right after, you know,
Speaker 10: the the night we had had together. And you know,
Speaker 10: at the same time, I did think it was kind
Speaker 10: of funny, but then I realized I don't think he
Speaker 10: was joking.
Speaker 7: It was like a very intense moment.
Speaker 6: You didn't think that was romantic?
Speaker 2: Can we say that's dominic He's actually on the phone listening.
Speaker 14: I was what freaked you out? Just you know, I
Speaker 14: saying you a little lullaby. Thought it thought it was,
Speaker 14: you know, cute, It's something I thought it would be,
Speaker 14: like a little thing we did.
Speaker 7: I'm not even sure how to respond to that. But
Speaker 7: you're a grown man and you were.
Speaker 10: Trying to like put me to sleep by you know,
Speaker 10: staying mellow, by no disrespect, but if you want me
Speaker 10: to sleep, I feel like there's other activities you could
Speaker 10: have done, you know, to do that, but sure goes
Speaker 10: straight to doing lullaby.
Speaker 5: I guess it's you know, I just don't understand why we.
Speaker 6: Did the other things first.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and then you ended it with a lullaby?
Speaker 10: Do you genuinely not see how that might be cringed
Speaker 10: for a lot of people?
Speaker 6: No? I mean I've had, you know, other people that
Speaker 6: really thought it was cute. Thought it was you. You
Speaker 6: treat me like you treatd me like I was a child.
Speaker 6: It's not like I tucked you in and gave you
Speaker 6: a warm milk.
Speaker 3: I don't either, I don't know. I don't understand the problem. So, like,
Speaker 3: was it his singing keisha that was so bad about
Speaker 3: the lullabyer just the fact that it happened.
Speaker 6: It was a bit of both.
Speaker 10: Like again, when he finished, you know, singing Twinkle Spinkle,
Speaker 10: Little Star, I immediately was bracing myself for like old
Speaker 10: MacDonald had a farm or something, and I'm automatically thinking,
Speaker 10: if he starts to make the barnyard noises, I'm gonna
Speaker 10: lose it. It's not like in a mean way, but
Speaker 10: I won't be able to stop laughing at I was
Speaker 10: worried about that.
Speaker 2: Oh that's funny, that that's the image that came to
Speaker 2: your mind.
Speaker 6: You know, I feel like I should have done that
Speaker 6: because at least, you know, would have gotten to laugh.
Speaker 6: Maybe that would have been better.
Speaker 10: I'm not really sure if you want someone you know,
Speaker 10: laying next to you laughing, but you know, especially when
Speaker 10: you're in bed together intimately. But if that's you know,
Speaker 10: if that's how you walked away from that experience, I
Speaker 10: guess I get it, But I still think it's it's.
Speaker 2: Really what part you'd be scared about that? Victoria? Why
Speaker 2: is it scary? Because it's like also like you're in
Speaker 2: bed in twin twins, be like, are you okay?
Speaker 6: I mean yeah, if you sing it like that, it's scary.
Speaker 6: I would be like sitting in the corner of the
Speaker 6: room with my eyes go out and going trying to
Speaker 6: sing it kind of cute.
Speaker 11: You know.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think it's a solid effort, even if
Speaker 1: you don't like it. Kisha, would you like to go
Speaker 1: on another date with Dominic? Will pay for it?
Speaker 7: You know, I'm going to pass on the date.
Speaker 10: I appreciate the effort, Dominic, I really do, and I
Speaker 10: don't regret us being together, but I really just don't
Speaker 10: see a future, and I don't really see us moving
Speaker 10: forward together.
Speaker 6: I mean, I could not sing lullabies. I'm cool with that.
Speaker 1: What if he doesn't lullabies. I don't think you should
Speaker 1: give that up, Dominic.
Speaker 10: Again, I understand, it's just at the end of the day,
Speaker 10: I found it so funny that I actually was worried
Speaker 10: you if you were going to get upset with me,
Speaker 10: and you know it just I cannot move past this.
Speaker 7: I'm so sorry. I really can't.
Speaker 6: I mean, I guess if that's how you feel, at
Speaker 6: least you told me.
Speaker 7: Well, you know what, I didn't really think that.
Speaker 10: You know, I would have to explain to a grown
Speaker 10: man why you know, singing a lullabye.
Speaker 7: To a grown woman would be creepy.
Speaker 10: But it's just, you know, it's the radio for that
Speaker 10: whole thing to happen and comes to light.
Speaker 6: That's fine. Some people like romance, some people don't. Oh
Speaker 6: my gosh, people seem to really like it. You guys
Speaker 6: like the Avengers.
Speaker 5: I mean I do, yes, Jubile Spurs day follow up,
Speaker 5: Good morning?
Speaker 2: Can I take your orders? Tall chance?
Speaker 5: A large black cook's large black cock?
Speaker 2: Do you mean a venty No? I mean a large
Speaker 2: he means av Yeah, that's the biggest fun you got.
Speaker 15: Venty is large, is twenty.
Speaker 6: Large is large.
Speaker 2: In fact, cole is large and grande is Spanish for large.
Speaker 6: Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large.
Speaker 2: He's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid
Speaker 2: and three language.
Speaker 1: It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Speaker 1: Your chance to take on our very own Victoria Omas
Speaker 1: in a game of trivia. Yeah, for all the trivia
Speaker 1: glory and one hundred dollars Macy's gift card. And now
Speaker 1: let's see how quick Victoria's brain is. Victoria, words of
Speaker 1: wisdom that you would like to say to the audience
Speaker 1: before we play the game?
Speaker 2: Some pressure one.
Speaker 3: I hope that wasn't wisdom.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't do well in the spot. We're going to
Speaker 2: do great today either, I don't know. Abration. While we
Speaker 2: wait here, why don't you google wisdom? See what it means? Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: doing it?
Speaker 6: I remember.
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Speaker 2: We'll play.
Speaker 3: Yes, youritor well says the ability to use your knowledge
Speaker 3: and experience to make good judgments and decisions.
Speaker 2: I never make good judgments or decisions, so don't play it.
Speaker 2: It's a dual show.
Speaker 15: What you just said is one of the most insanely
Speaker 15: idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in
Speaker 15: your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything
Speaker 15: that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this
Speaker 15: room is now dumber for having listened to it. I
Speaker 15: award you no points, and may God have mercy on
Speaker 15: your soul.
Speaker 1: It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria,
Speaker 1: your chance to take on Victoria Ramire is in a
Speaker 1: game of trivia for one hundred dollars Macy's gift card,
Speaker 1: and let's meet today's contestant for You versus Victoria.
Speaker 6: Kai.
Speaker 2: What's up? Kai? How are you?
Speaker 1: I'm doing very good, doing great? Thank you for asking?
Speaker 1: And Kai, do you think you have what it takes
Speaker 1: to beat? So basically, he's been doing his homework. It
Speaker 1: only takes a week listening for a week to be able,
Speaker 1: so you're good to go.
Speaker 2: Hey, easy, all right? Victoria are you ready? Yeah, I am,
Speaker 2: I'm so tired. You're gonna see Victoria out of the studio.
Speaker 1: And while she's leaving, Kai, the game is played like this.
Speaker 1: You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 1: If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria
Speaker 1: has to beat you outright to win. The door is closing,
Speaker 1: she's singing as she walks out the door.
Speaker 2: And how else I.
Speaker 6: Don't embarrass myself here?
Speaker 2: All right, here we go, ky good? Chances are ready? Yep, okay, Kai,
Speaker 2: Your time starts now. Originally, how along was a honeymoon?
Speaker 16: Oh?
Speaker 6: Gosh? A week? What was the.
Speaker 2: Previous name of the Republican Party?
Speaker 6: The previous president of the past?
Speaker 2: What's the only clockwise spinning planet?
Speaker 6: Oh gosh, Earth?
Speaker 2: What is the only part of the human body that
Speaker 2: cannot heal?
Speaker 6: Oh gosh? Past?
Speaker 3: What country was originally supposed to have the Eiffel Tower?
Speaker 6: Ah?
Speaker 2: Thanks, these are hard, I'm his up.
Speaker 1: Will bring Victory back in the studio while she's getting settled, Ki,
Speaker 1: what's something you would like the world to know today?
Speaker 6: I just want everyone to know to just do your
Speaker 6: absolute best, and that's all you can ask out of
Speaker 6: yourself and ask out of anybody else, thank you for
Speaker 6: that daily.
Speaker 2: I needed to hear that today. It really works.
Speaker 1: Many people are so hard on themselves. But if you're
Speaker 1: trying your best, if that's your best and that's all
Speaker 1: you can.
Speaker 9: Do, I'm a I'm a mechanic for being the mechanic
Speaker 9: for five years and sometimes I have to remind myself
Speaker 9: that there are uncontrollables and controllables, and I just got
Speaker 9: to take that to work with me every day.
Speaker 1: So like in the car, you mean I don't know
Speaker 1: much about mechanics stuff. Yeah, all right, Victoria, No, definitely,
Speaker 1: not all right. Victoria's back in studio. Yes, here we
Speaker 1: go thirty seconds. It's scared to answer as many questions
Speaker 1: as possible. If you don't know when, just say pass
Speaker 1: and you have to beat Kai out right to win Kai.
Speaker 2: You can tell Victoria would to go go originally? How
Speaker 2: long was the honeymoon?
Speaker 15: Uh?
Speaker 2: Wait? Seven days a week? What was the previous name
Speaker 2: of the Republican time in the moon?
Speaker 5: Like that?
Speaker 2: I don't love a good party.
Speaker 3: Oh oh oh the wigs. What's the only clockwise on it?
Speaker 3: What clockwise earth? What is the only part of the
Speaker 3: human body that cannot heal.
Speaker 2: Uh, you're uh all right, time is up.
Speaker 1: Let's see how you guys did and send it over
Speaker 1: to the scoreboard, our scoreboard producer bread.
Speaker 2: What does not heal?
Speaker 5: Ka?
Speaker 2: I didn't get any correct, but Victoria did get warm.
Speaker 1: Wow, Victoria is victorious today. I'm sorry you did not
Speaker 1: Victoria be Victoria, but you still get one hundred dollars
Speaker 1: gift cards for playing.
Speaker 6: Awesome.
Speaker 2: All right, let's get the answers now we need. Originally
Speaker 2: a honeymoon was a lunar cycle. I knew what it was.
Speaker 2: A month, I said, in the time of the moon.
Speaker 2: Yeah for real, Not Ti'm getting married anytime soon.
Speaker 6: Bye.
Speaker 2: Was the previous name of the Republican Party was the
Speaker 2: Whig Party? Yeah, I got that.
Speaker 3: The only clonkwise spinning planet is Venus. What's the only
Speaker 3: part of a human body that cannot heal is teeth?
Speaker 3: And the Eiffel Tower was originally supposed to have been
Speaker 3: in Barcelona.
Speaker 2: Oh it is your teeth. I'm thinking when you chip
Speaker 2: it too, it's not going.
Speaker 1: To grow back, right. I wish the Whig Party was
Speaker 1: still around. I wish our politicians wore wings would be more.
Speaker 3: Is that why they were called the wig Party because
Speaker 3: they all wear those wigs, not at all.
Speaker 13: In fact, they were done wearing the wigs by then.
Speaker 13: But I think it was the would like a new
Speaker 13: wig party. That is the whole party's point.
Speaker 1: Wigs and not like the powdered wigs, like crazy wigs,
Speaker 1: you know, the ones that.
Speaker 2: Are really high in the sky. They really got.
Speaker 1: All kinds of weird wings. I would support them no
Speaker 1: matter what. You know, we may rupe Aul the secretary
Speaker 1: of Wigs. I would definitely.
Speaker 2: But I mean, yeah, you'd be the perfect person for
Speaker 2: this thing. I'm not sure. Thank you for playing. I'm
Speaker 2: trying to follow.
Speaker 6: Yeah, thank you guys for having me here. I look
Speaker 6: at you guys show every morning.
Speaker 2: Thank you, man, I appreciate it.
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Speaker 2: This time to catch a cheater Only on.
Speaker 1: The Double Show, Heather is on the phone today for
Speaker 1: to catch a cheater, and she suspects that her boyfriend
Speaker 1: Josh of five years might be messing around so we
Speaker 1: talked to her and then call him and see if
Speaker 1: we can catch him.
Speaker 2: But first, Heather, I'm sorry that you think she what's
Speaker 2: going on?
Speaker 5: Yeah, like you said, like, we've been together for five years.
Speaker 5: We met at a trivia night at a bar. I
Speaker 5: haven't like stopped arguing since he's he's pretty much an
Speaker 5: encyclopedia at like movie trivia and weird conspiracy theories, things
Speaker 5: like creepy things.
Speaker 11: He doesn't really like believe half of them, but it's
Speaker 11: just funny what.
Speaker 5: Other people believe. But yeah, we moved in together about
Speaker 5: a year ago. Things have been really cool. He's he's
Speaker 5: an awesome boyfriend. He's a bit dorky, but he knows
Speaker 5: what he's doing and he treats me like a princess.
Speaker 11: So I'm good.
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 5: I don't know, Like he plays video games and he's
Speaker 5: been going to his friend's house a lot, and yeah,
Speaker 5: it wasn't a big deal, but.
Speaker 11: It's just kind of getting weird. It's just it's.
Speaker 5: Getting more and more frequent, like going to his friend's
Speaker 5: house and playing the video games and stuff.
Speaker 2: So he wasn't doing that before.
Speaker 5: No, And I know, like he goes over there any drinks.
Speaker 5: So like sometimes he'll stay the night there, which that's good,
Speaker 5: but now it's like every weekend, like every free time
Speaker 5: he gets like he's going over there.
Speaker 3: Is there anything else that's going on that makes it
Speaker 3: feel weird other than he's spending every weekend away from
Speaker 3: here with his friends.
Speaker 11: No, just just going over there a lot. But I
Speaker 11: did get.
Speaker 5: Suspicious, so I may or may not have opened a
Speaker 5: credit card bill.
Speaker 11: Okay, And I saw some.
Speaker 6: Weird charges.
Speaker 5: A hotel and that's what set me off being weirded out.
Speaker 5: And I looked at the dates of like the hotel charges,
Speaker 5: and it's dates that he was supposed to be at
Speaker 5: his friend's house, like weekends he was over there, So
Speaker 5: I think he might be lying that he's really not there.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, you're seeing charges that saying he's somewhere else.
Speaker 3: He is lying about where he is. Did you say
Speaker 3: anything to him about it? Did you ask him any questions?
Speaker 11: No? Not yet.
Speaker 2: Do you feel like there's anybody that he could be
Speaker 2: spending time with. I don't know.
Speaker 11: I mean, like, Matt married, so he's got his wife,
Speaker 11: But is that.
Speaker 2: The guy that he plays video games with?
Speaker 11: Yeah? Yeah, it's his friend Okay.
Speaker 3: Well, I would be kind of unsettled and I would
Speaker 3: want to know what was going on as you are
Speaker 3: you close with Matt or the wife buying a chance,
Speaker 3: like could you ask them like, hey, it's my husband,
Speaker 3: like really over there?
Speaker 2: They would They probably lie to you for him.
Speaker 11: They probably would. They I just know them since him,
Speaker 11: they were his friends.
Speaker 2: Okay, well we'll try to figure it out.
Speaker 1: We'll play a song come Back, and you already told
Speaker 1: us what grocery store he's a rewards card member at,
Speaker 1: so we'll pretend to be from the grocery store and
Speaker 1: say that every single month, we choose one rewards card
Speaker 1: member at random who gets free flowers delivered from our
Speaker 1: four department to anybody that they want, and we'll see
Speaker 1: if he sends those to you or to somebody else. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: play song come Back, and get your to Catch cheter
Speaker 1: in the next if you're just joining us for today's
Speaker 1: to Catch a Cheater. Heather is on the phone and
Speaker 1: she thinks that her boyfriend of f five years named
Speaker 1: Josh might be messing around. So we're about to call
Speaker 1: him and pretend to be from the grocery store that
Speaker 1: he's a rewards member at and say that every single month,
Speaker 1: we choose one rewards member who gets free flowers delivered
Speaker 1: from our floral department to anybody that they want, and
Speaker 1: we'll see if he sends those flowers to Heather, his girlfriend,
Speaker 1: or to somebody else. But before we do that, Heather,
Speaker 1: why do you refresh our memory about your situation?
Speaker 5: Yeah, boyfriend Josh says he's going to his friend's house
Speaker 5: to play video games.
Speaker 11: But it's gotten more frequent and it's like all the
Speaker 11: time now.
Speaker 5: And I got curious and saw receipts from a hotel
Speaker 5: on a credit card bill and it wasn't from.
Speaker 1: Me, And it's every night that he's been going over
Speaker 1: there recently, or supposedly going over there.
Speaker 11: Yep, a lot of the dates matched up.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're ready for us to call him?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Please, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: Hey, this is Corby calling from So I was looking
Speaker 1: for a rewards card member named joshh Yeah.
Speaker 6: That's me, Josh.
Speaker 1: Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
Speaker 1: I'm actually calling to say congratulations you're this month's big winner. Yeah,
Speaker 1: clapping for you here, congratulations.
Speaker 6: Well, thank you? What did I win? Then?
Speaker 1: You actually have won thirty six long stim red roses,
Speaker 1: a box of candy or chocolates, and a card to
Speaker 1: send to anybody that you want. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you know, but every single month we choose one Rewards
Speaker 1: Card member at random. We get three flowers delivered from
Speaker 1: our floor department and that's you, and thank you very
Speaker 1: much for your business.
Speaker 6: Oh that's awesome. Wait is this free or do I
Speaker 6: have to face for something?
Speaker 2: No, it's no charge. Is absolutely free.
Speaker 1: It's our way of saying thank you very much for
Speaker 1: shopping with us and being such a loyal customer.
Speaker 6: Oh that's great, all right, cool?
Speaker 2: How works is this?
Speaker 1: You can just need to get some information from you
Speaker 1: and we can put in the order right away. I
Speaker 1: can do it over the phone in just a couple
Speaker 1: of minutes.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I know who I want to send it to.
Speaker 1: All right, great the first thing, I wouldn't even be
Speaker 1: the first and the last name of the lucky person
Speaker 1: who gets some flowers. Say, okay, got it? You want
Speaker 1: to put anything on a card to Sadie?
Speaker 9: Yeah, you can say things being so fun and flexible
Speaker 9: and I can't wait.
Speaker 6: Till next weekend.
Speaker 2: That sounds like a good time.
Speaker 1: Okay, I've got that, and now all I need to
Speaker 1: do is let you know that this is not the
Speaker 1: grocery store at all.
Speaker 5: What.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is actually the Jubile Show. It's a radio show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we do a segment call to Catch a
Speaker 1: Cheater where if your significant other things you might be cheating.
Speaker 1: They try to see who you'll send flowers to. And
Speaker 1: your girlfriend Heather is on the phone cheating.
Speaker 11: Matt, Are you kidding me? What the Josh? You're sending
Speaker 11: him the Sadie? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 7: That's where you've been doing every weekend.
Speaker 10: When you say you're just playing your.
Speaker 5: Stupid video game, Well, I mean, is he even over
Speaker 5: there when you've been is he even really there?
Speaker 11: Like you're having some weird threesome or something.
Speaker 5: Lady Flexible, I appreciate you being so flexible.
Speaker 11: Are you kidding me? Matt White?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, the guy he's supposed to be going over
Speaker 5: there playing video games?
Speaker 11: Yeah, that's his wife.
Speaker 2: What are you doing, Josh?
Speaker 6: I'm not doing anything. I mean, I wish I could
Speaker 6: explain this right here.
Speaker 11: So what do you what do you mean so flexible?
Speaker 5: So like every time you've been supposed to be going
Speaker 5: over there, there's charges for this hotel room.
Speaker 11: Now, I know what you're doing there.
Speaker 7: Her being flexible in a hotel.
Speaker 11: Room with you.
Speaker 6: This isn't what it's supposed to be like it's supposed
Speaker 6: to be.
Speaker 9: I'm you know, I'm trying to explain that she doesn't
Speaker 9: really know what this is.
Speaker 11: Can yeah please explay?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Please do well?
Speaker 17: Man and I can't finish this mission and we're all
Speaker 17: very late. So I offered Sadie last a whole weekends
Speaker 17: ago a hotel room, and I've gotten her hotel room
Speaker 17: the last few because we can't finish this this mission
Speaker 17: on this video game that's driving us nuts.
Speaker 9: And that that's what I mean by flexible. She's, you know,
Speaker 9: leaving her own home so God and I can finish submission.
Speaker 9: That's completely rishit. Heather, how do you even know about
Speaker 9: the hotel room?
Speaker 5: I saw the credit card statement even ask me, no,
Speaker 5: you just you've been going over there like so much.
Speaker 5: And so when that statement came and I just was
Speaker 5: looking over other stuff, and then I saw a hotel
Speaker 5: and I started to breaking out because it was like
Speaker 5: the same dates that you've been going over there.
Speaker 9: And you didn't think They just asked me, your first
Speaker 9: thought was to call a radio station.
Speaker 3: I mean, Josh, to be fair, it's kind of sketchy
Speaker 3: to know that your man's not home and then you
Speaker 3: find charges to a hotel. What are you supposed to think?
Speaker 3: The first thing you're thinking is that you're getting a
Speaker 3: hotel for somebody's wife, Like because you're.
Speaker 2: Playing video games all night. That's not where my brain goes.
Speaker 2: Are you okay, Heather? Do you believe this?
Speaker 11: Honestly?
Speaker 5: They are big enough nerds that, I mean, I would
Speaker 5: believe it. But I am going to talk to Sadie.
Speaker 6: Father absolutely even talk to Sadie. I have nothing to add.
Speaker 9: I love you. I've never seen on you. You've got
Speaker 9: a big relationship. Well, if we could just like storm
Speaker 9: this castle, I'd be fine. I just need to get
Speaker 9: to this castle, babe.
Speaker 11: Okay, I mean I hope you do.
Speaker 5: I I support your efforts in trying to storm the castle,
Speaker 5: but like, maybe breach my castle walls every now and then.
Speaker 6: Definitely maybe even later tonight.
Speaker 1: Okay the Jewel Shows to catch a cheer breaking news.
Speaker 2: It's a Jewel show.
Speaker 1: Aliens have touched down in an arbor, Michigan and are
Speaker 1: demanding to speak to the president. Excuse me, nice, that's
Speaker 1: your reaction. That's a headline that we could hear someday.
Speaker 2: Okay, dang it. What do you think you do if
Speaker 2: there was an alien invasion? Oh?
Speaker 1: I asked, because the US government did a survey to
Speaker 1: determine which citizens would be better off in an alien invasion.
Speaker 2: So we'll all find out where.
Speaker 1: We should go if there's an alien invasion coming up
Speaker 1: right after this.
Speaker 2: It's the Jebile Show.
Speaker 18: Ladies and gentlemen, I have a grave announcement to make.
Speaker 18: Incredible as it may seem, both the observations of science
Speaker 18: and the evidence of our eyes lead to the inescapable
Speaker 18: assumption that those strange beings who landed in the Jersey
Speaker 18: farmlands tonight are the van god of an invading army
Speaker 18: from the planet Mars Yep.
Speaker 6: The battle which took place.
Speaker 18: Tonight at Grove of Mills has ended in one of
Speaker 18: the most stoppling defeats ever suffered by an army in
Speaker 18: modern time.
Speaker 2: It could happen. It's the Jewbile Show.
Speaker 1: And how do you think you would do if we
Speaker 1: were invaded by buggy eyed, smooth bodied telepaths who were
Speaker 1: hell bent on our destruction smooth body, and aliens always
Speaker 1: have those smooth bodies.
Speaker 2: Would you survive and fight them off?
Speaker 1: Or would you end up being one of the lucky
Speaker 1: ones who gets to be their tethered love slave. There
Speaker 1: was I guess we all have our different definitions of luck.
Speaker 1: But the government actually did a study to find out
Speaker 1: which states would be most likely to survive if there
Speaker 1: was an alien invasion.
Speaker 2: Oh, they picked us by state.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'll tell you what the number one is in
Speaker 1: a second, but first let's find out where you should
Speaker 1: not be in an alien invasion. Okay, the states where
Speaker 1: you have the lowest chance of survival when aliens attack.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what number one is in a second.
Speaker 1: But Wyoming, South Carolina, New Hampshire, Oklahoma, Utah, Oregon, Nebraska, Arizona,
Speaker 1: and Idaho all have the worst chance of survival.
Speaker 2: What I swear.
Speaker 3: I saw UFO in Wyoming, so I feel like they
Speaker 3: frequent that area a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's not a lot of people there, so they
Speaker 2: can easily take it over. Yeah they'll find you too. Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 2: that makes more sense.
Speaker 1: The number one state where you have the lowest chance
Speaker 1: of survival if and when aliens come and invade US
Speaker 1: is actually Nevada.
Speaker 2: Really. That also makes sense.
Speaker 1: It's home to Area fifty one as well, because they
Speaker 1: have their hidden weapons there.
Speaker 2: They have their hidden weapons there, they're just waiting to
Speaker 2: activate them.
Speaker 1: But I would think Nevada would be okay because they're
Speaker 1: going to get distracted by the gambling eventually.
Speaker 3: Vegas or maybe they're like, oh, look at these little devils,
Speaker 3: We're going to go get them all you sinners, or
Speaker 3: maybe that's.
Speaker 2: What it is, the aliens.
Speaker 1: Aliens walking around Vegas and people would think it was like,
Speaker 1: you know, one of those Vegas street performers or something,
Speaker 1: and I poke him and then you poke him and
Speaker 1: you'd be done for.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true, and everybody wasted and they would just
Speaker 3: get fooled.
Speaker 1: The reasons that they say Nevada is the number one
Speaker 1: place that has the lowest chance of survival is because
Speaker 1: the state has no natural cover right, minimal water sources,
Speaker 1: and higher UFO siding rate, so people won't believe it's
Speaker 1: real when it happens.
Speaker 3: I mean, if you think about it, the strip is
Speaker 3: technically cover, but if you run away from the strip,
Speaker 3: if they invade the strip like they're there for some
Speaker 3: type of convention. Then you're going to be stack running
Speaker 3: into the desk and then you're done.
Speaker 1: What horrible timing. You go to Vegas and then there's
Speaker 1: an alien invasion convention. I'm going to yelp about this,
Speaker 1: and nobody's ready to run in Vegas.
Speaker 2: No too drunk? Yeah, you're either you're stuffed on the buffet. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine being posting buffet and the aliens walk
Speaker 2: through you? Like, dang it?
Speaker 1: I think the aliens have already invaded and they've went
Speaker 1: to Vegas and they're like, let's go home. I don't
Speaker 1: want to meet any more of these people.
Speaker 2: Or or they're just living there and you can't tell
Speaker 2: the difference. Yeah, because there's.
Speaker 1: Vegas, where is the chance for the most survival in
Speaker 1: an alien invasion? The government did a study to find
Speaker 1: out where those places would be. Georgia, Alaska, North Carolina, Wisconsin, Florida,
Speaker 1: New York, Massachusetts.
Speaker 2: Number three is Minnesota. What Minnesota? I need to understand?
Speaker 3: Why is this because of terrains that we're talking going
Speaker 3: to be right, we're talking about.
Speaker 2: Trees now and mountains.
Speaker 1: The mountains they say, because it has intellectual firepower of
Speaker 1: five point zero seven scientists and ten point twelve engineers
Speaker 1: per one thousand residents. A lot of scientists who could
Speaker 1: figure out a way to banish the aliens from Minnesota.
Speaker 2: I guess interesting.
Speaker 13: That makes complete sense. Also, a lot of the terrain
Speaker 13: stuff makes sense in a lot of those states. Yeah,
Speaker 13: like Florida, you just hop on a boat ski, right.
Speaker 3: I kind of figured like California would be the safest
Speaker 3: because they have all of the lots and all of
Speaker 3: the makeup, so all of a sudden, you guys, we
Speaker 3: could all be transformed into different kind of aliens, and
Speaker 3: so then maybe they'd be scared away. Bro, what you know,
Speaker 3: they have makeup they can put on and you look
Speaker 3: like et and then it'd be.
Speaker 2: Like, Brah, you can't get me. Suck up. I'm already
Speaker 2: an alien, but you're not. You're in makeup. They would
Speaker 2: literally aliens would come down and be like what is
Speaker 2: she dressed? Yeah, Hollywood, you could make anything happen.
Speaker 3: There's spaceships down there too, so you're like, I've already.
Speaker 2: Landed here my territory, she claims.
Speaker 1: In the second state with the best survival rate if
Speaker 1: there's an alien attack is Alabama.
Speaker 2: Let's go.
Speaker 1: I've just got to think it's because everyond's gonna hop
Speaker 1: in their truck and go hunting. Yes, And the number
Speaker 1: one state that has the best chance of survival if
Speaker 1: there's an alien attack, Virginia had the best alien survival score.
Speaker 1: Interesting because it has a robust military presence obviously the
Speaker 1: highest per capita force in the nation, like armed forces
Speaker 1: combined with natural defenses of twenty nine caves a sixty
Speaker 1: three percent force cover, and it makes it an ideal
Speaker 1: stronghold against other worldly threats.
Speaker 2: They say it has all that. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 13: You're also down the street from like the most bunkers ever,
Speaker 13: the Washington DC.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 13: Yeah, you could be like, whoop swimp in there.
Speaker 2: Hey, I'm a center. You're promise.
Speaker 1: The Appalation Trail up there to the Appalachian Mountains right
Speaker 1: in Virginia.
Speaker 2: Yeah, campaign, you think you'd be safe there?
Speaker 1: I think the aliens would be. They'd become pets if
Speaker 1: they went up there.
Speaker 16: Yeah, a little smooth alien pigs.
Speaker 2: Time for Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 3: For all the cat girlies out there and the cat fellas.
Speaker 3: This is for you, Victoria. Did you know that cats
Speaker 3: can actually learn words faster than human babies.
Speaker 2: That's not true. Really, it is true. A study suggests
Speaker 2: that human babies aren't that smart.
Speaker 3: Well, I just think it's really interesting because they're claiming
Speaker 3: not only do cats know their names, they know the
Speaker 3: names of other people that are around all of the time.
Speaker 3: They know the names of the other pets that are around,
Speaker 3: and they can actually like know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3: If you're like, go to the refrigerator and your cat's
Speaker 3: been paying attention, it could walk right on over to
Speaker 3: the refrigerator.
Speaker 2: Because they did.
Speaker 1: It won't because it doesn't want to do what you
Speaker 1: say exactly exactly.
Speaker 2: They're smarter than we think.
Speaker 13: You know that they don't meaw in the wild. They
Speaker 13: only meow to mimic humans. Wait, really, yeah, what do
Speaker 13: you mean Domesticated cats only meow because they're trying to
Speaker 13: speak like you do.
Speaker 2: Like when a cat gets on your keyboard. They're not
Speaker 2: getting on your keyboard. They're trying to be like you.
Speaker 2: Oh I thought she liked the heat like from the laptop.
Speaker 3: Cats bug me. But this is actually really cute just
Speaker 3: to even think about. So Anyway, Victoria's were bigger, they
Speaker 3: would eat you.
Speaker 13: Yes, most Like My point is they're manipulating you into
Speaker 13: thinking they're cute so they.
Speaker 2: Can eat you a lot.
Speaker 3: But is like all cats like cats that you know,
Speaker 3: lions have been around for a long time too, and
Speaker 3: they're cats.
Speaker 2: Do you think that they could understand if they were
Speaker 2: around us more? Probably?
Speaker 11: Whoa.
Speaker 1: That's why they say cats. If they were bigger, they
Speaker 1: would eat you because they're basically little lions.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I say, if they were.
Speaker 1: Like the size of a like you know, a big cat,
Speaker 1: you'd be in a lot of trouble.
Speaker 2: We'd be dinner.
Speaker 1: They wouldn't just be putting their bomb on your kitchen counters.
Speaker 2: My cat wouldn't eat me. Your cat, your cat, Your
Speaker 2: cat is big. It would definitely get you. You ever
Speaker 2: put a finger out, you ever put a finger in
Speaker 2: front of her mouth.
Speaker 3: Actually, she does not like to be bothered. You go
Speaker 3: near her cat and she just disappeared real fast. Okay,
Speaker 3: here's a new test to know if you're old or not.
Speaker 3: It used to be kind of like how long your
Speaker 3: hangover last. But now, according to science, if you can
Speaker 3: stand on your non dominant leg for thirty seconds without wobbling,
Speaker 3: you're not old.
Speaker 2: What if you're it's like you have really bad what's
Speaker 2: it called?
Speaker 17: What do you have?
Speaker 2: You can't stand on one leg? Balance?
Speaker 11: Thank you?
Speaker 3: I feel like you can poke holes in this theory,
Speaker 3: but at the same time, I'm going to go with
Speaker 3: it because I know I can, so so you can too.
Speaker 9: Woo.
Speaker 3: And lastly, The Jerry Springer Show is going to be
Speaker 3: a new docu series.
Speaker 2: It's going to be on Netflix.
Speaker 3: It's going to be a whole two part situation where
Speaker 3: it goes in deep about the show and the syndication.
Speaker 2: It ran from ninety one to twenty eighteen. To you,
Speaker 2: that's a long time. It is a long time, so
Speaker 2: look out for that. And well that is what's trending
Speaker 2: Jewbles Dirty little secret? Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You
Speaker 2: have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 6: I do?
Speaker 2: Sweet? What is it?
Speaker 11: So?
Speaker 12: Where I work at we have to count peels out right,
Speaker 12: so I have sometimes my drawer is short, so that
Speaker 12: I do is I have a little fash spot to where.
Speaker 6: I can balance my keels. And they just think that
Speaker 6: I have.
Speaker 2: Just the perfect shield count all the.
Speaker 12: Time, and I need to be honest, it's not always
Speaker 12: on point.
Speaker 3: This is like the most wholesome ever, Like you're not
Speaker 3: stealing money, You're giving them money, So you're telling.
Speaker 12: Me, yes, yes, absolutely, I mean it's not really dirty,
Speaker 12: but it's.
Speaker 6: Just not honest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and now comes apart where you go, oh and
Speaker 1: I'm sleeping women bosses wife.
Speaker 6: We're not going to say anything about that.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Thank you for telling us this.
Speaker 7: Topic right there.
Speaker 2: That's Oh my god.
Speaker 7: I listen to you guys every morning.
Speaker 5: I just love you guys.
Speaker 2: Thank you, appreciate you. You little secret.
Speaker 6: I need to get up on how to catch it here.
Speaker 6: I need that one.
Speaker 2: Oh is there somebody you want to catch cheating?
Speaker 6: Hell?
Speaker 2: Yeah, is it you with the counts? Yeah, well of
Speaker 2: course that.
Speaker 6: But yeah, my boyfriend.
Speaker 12: Where he worked at, he's sometimes he just doesn't ask
Speaker 12: for his phone, And I want to know why, because
Speaker 12: you're always calling.
Speaker 6: Me, like if I'm two minutes late from answering my phone,
Speaker 6: Like I could be busy. I work two jobs, so
Speaker 6: if I'm not asking my phone is because I actually
Speaker 6: couldn't get to it. But where you actually work at,
Speaker 6: your phone's literally next to you, and you make your
Speaker 6: own hour, so there's no reason why you just can't
Speaker 6: answer your phone.
Speaker 12: And then you always say, oh, well he's turning itself
Speaker 12: on silence.
Speaker 3: Oh, okay, yeah, and the projection him thinking automatically, you're
Speaker 3: shady because you didn't answer the phone.
Speaker 2: I mean, you're both right, that should be fine.
Speaker 10: Yeah, And I don't understand that quick turning that on me.
Speaker 12: You know, the only way of going to go outside
Speaker 12: they want to do, you're turning it on silent.
Speaker 1: I think you need to go to the Jubil show
Speaker 1: dot com and submit for to catch you cheater.
Speaker 6: You can do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do that, or roll up to his job and
Speaker 2: then try to call him and see what he does.
Speaker 12: Oh.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you guys are good.
Speaker 7: Yes, we are all rights work.
Speaker 2: Take care, thank you. Hello, Hey, what's up? You have
Speaker 2: a dirty little secret? Yeah? Sure, yay, what is it?
Speaker 6: Alrighty?
Speaker 2: So when I was younger, I ran to the females
Speaker 2: bathroom when I was younger.
Speaker 6: School, uh and uh no, one didn't notice I was
Speaker 6: done there and he's the bathroom whatnot? I am walking
Speaker 6: out and everyone called me walk out.
Speaker 2: I do that all the time, man, I'm not younger.
Speaker 1: I just used the women's bathroom the other day because
Speaker 1: someone was in the men's bathroom for so long, and
Speaker 1: they were in there for so long that I was like,
Speaker 1: there's no way I'm going in after them.
Speaker 2: I would rather car. Now did everything go okay with
Speaker 2: that experience? Great question?
Speaker 6: Oh, good question. I truly don't remember.
Speaker 2: I just remember walking out and everyone.
Speaker 6: Staring at me.
Speaker 2: How old are you now?
Speaker 11: You know?
Speaker 6: I'm actually twenty one.
Speaker 2: Oh so this was like last year.
Speaker 6: No, this happened, I was like six or seven.
Speaker 2: Oh. Core memory, yeah, that is a core memory.
Speaker 1: Well, just know that it's okay, you know, as long
Speaker 1: as you're not doing creepy stuff and there's nobody in there,
Speaker 1: you know, like if.
Speaker 2: You're just going by yourself. Plus we all know they're nicer, Yeah,
Speaker 2: they are nicer.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But should we unpack while you's still thinking about it?
Speaker 2: I don't think this is the time for that. Okay,
Speaker 2: thank you for your.
Speaker 8: Little secret though, man, Yeah, no problem.
Speaker 2: All right, I'll see you. What's your dirty little secret?