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Speaker 1: Show gotten into a discussion about this the other day.

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Speaker 1: One of the best feelings in the world is when

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Speaker 1: the airline tells you they've upgraded your seats for free,

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Speaker 1: and then for that entire three hour flight you get

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Speaker 1: to experience the joy of feeling better than everyone else

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Speaker 1: in coach superiority. It's amazing. Well, today we call a

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Speaker 1: woman who's leaving on a trip to Europe tomorrow and

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Speaker 1: we let her know she's been upgraded. Oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: it's so exciting the international two. It's definitely not the

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Speaker 1: upgrade that she was hoping for. You're gonna hear it

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Speaker 1: in your phone tap right now on the twenties. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: my name is Tommy Sazarak. I'm calling from the airlines.

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Speaker 1: Oh Hi, Hi? Is this Julianne? Is she hi, Julianne?

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Speaker 1: How are you doing today? I'm really good. How are

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Speaker 1: you doing. I'm doing great. The reason for my call

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Speaker 1: is there's been a slight change in your outbound flight

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Speaker 1: tomorrow and oh no, okay, so I see that you're

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Speaker 1: traveling from New York to Paris. Well pretty well great.

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Speaker 1: The good news is the time of your flight is

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Speaker 1: staying the same. Oh good, okay, good, and you'll be

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Speaker 1: on the same plane too. It's just that the airlines

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Speaker 1: reclassified you into the vertical zone. What does that mean? Oh? So,

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Speaker 1: let me explain. The vertical zone is an area where

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Speaker 1: we took out fifteen rows of seats entirely, and instead

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Speaker 1: of being so cramped up and unhappy, you're gonna get

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Speaker 1: the opportunity to fly vertical You mean like standing up bingo.

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Speaker 1: No more germ filled seat pockets, no broken seat belts.

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Speaker 1: You are free to stand whenever you want, wherever you

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Speaker 1: want in the vertical zone and just let those legs stretch.

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Speaker 1: Pretty cool. Huh, I'm confused. So I'm I'm flying from

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Speaker 1: New York to Paris, right, and for your entire seven

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Speaker 1: hour and forty seven minute flight, you're going to be

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Speaker 1: much more comfortable holding a plastic strap. You're kind of

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Speaker 1: like a subway handle what No, I need a seat before.

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Speaker 1: I want to have one of the seats. Man, But

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Speaker 1: before you rush to judgment here, I haven't even told

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Speaker 1: you the best part of being a passenger in the

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Speaker 1: vertical zone. Yet there's a better part than standing for

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Speaker 1: like over eight hours. How does unlimited snacks sound. I

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Speaker 1: actually don't care about the snacks. I want a seat. Okay,

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Speaker 1: someone else can have the snacks I want to have

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Speaker 1: to hear me out. You can choose from pretzels, cookies, crackers.

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Speaker 1: We'll just leave a big pile in the middle. We'll

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Speaker 1: hold on. I have planned this trip for over a year.

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Speaker 1: You can't call me the day before or I'm getting

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Speaker 1: out a flight and tell me that I'm going to

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Speaker 1: stand the entire way totally unsafe and also ridiculous. I

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Speaker 1: am not doing that. Look, I know I might be

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Speaker 1: crossing a boundary here, but definitely you're crossing a boundary.

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Speaker 1: Hold on the boundary has been crossed. I did notice

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Speaker 1: that you are in a solo seat, not traveling with

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Speaker 1: anyone excuse, which actually could be good news because if

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Speaker 1: you're single, this is a great chance for you to

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Speaker 1: walk around and meet some people. I did not sign

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Speaker 1: up for a dating service, I sign up for a flight.

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Speaker 1: Hey cut, Oh my god, who is on the line

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Speaker 1: right now? What is happening? That's just an example of

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Speaker 1: what could happen up in the air. I would like

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Speaker 1: to speak to someone else. Please, this isn't absolutely hold on,

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Speaker 1: there is no way you can even convince me that

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Speaker 1: this is safe. Well, no, actually it is extremely safe,

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Speaker 1: because let's say there's turbulence and it gets kind of bad.

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Speaker 1: You just hold the handle above with two hands instead

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Speaker 1: of one. And we haven't had one fatal incident yet fatal. Well, okay,

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Speaker 1: to be fair, there are a few people in the ICU,

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Speaker 1: but the airline is crossing our fingers that they're going

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Speaker 1: to pull through. Oh my god, I believe I need

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Speaker 1: I need to change air like this is not working

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Speaker 1: for me. No, no, I need a seat. I want

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Speaker 1: the situation that I pay for a Please. Well, that

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Speaker 1: is disappointing to hear, but let me see what we

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Speaker 1: can do. Yes, I need a seat. I understand, man,

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Speaker 1: I am sorry, but it seems the seats are all full.

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Speaker 1: But what Well, just for one hundred and twenty five

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Speaker 1: dollars extra, we can upgrade you to vertical plus, which

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Speaker 1: is even better because you're also going to get bathroom privileges.

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Speaker 1: What you're gonna have to hold it for the seven

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Speaker 1: hour flights. Well, you're trying to use the bathroom. That

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Speaker 1: sounds like a positive to me. What are you talking about.

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Speaker 1: It's a good thing. You want to use the bathroom. Correct, Okay,

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Speaker 1: when I bought my ticket, none of this was part

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Speaker 1: of the deal, and I don't even This is just

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Speaker 1: I'm yeah, And that's funny because when I called you,

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Speaker 1: none of this was actually real. What it's a prank

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Speaker 1: phone call? You're on the radio right now. Wait, your

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Speaker 1: sister Samantha set you up for it. Are you kidding?

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Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. She said that you were going to

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Speaker 1: be traveling tomorrow and she wanted to play a joke

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Speaker 1: on you. That's an apple like a dam I think

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Speaker 1: it sounds fun. Hey, you got your sexy pj'son for

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Speaker 1: this fun Huh, damn girl, Let's share it back of doritos.

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Speaker 1: You and me wake up every morning with dam Weekday

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Speaker 1: Broke and Jeffrey in the morning,