WEBVTT - Disturbing Fight Stories

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. Today, we

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<v Speaker 1>have a lot of important topics to educate the audience

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<v Speaker 1>that we have garnered with.

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<v Speaker 2>Shit, it's about to get real.

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<v Speaker 1>We're done with the giggly goofy topics. From now on,

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<v Speaker 1>we will only be speaking on things that we find

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<v Speaker 1>will help you progress in your life into your early

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<v Speaker 1>adulthood that you are starting, like periods and sex, but

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<v Speaker 1>in an educational.

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<v Speaker 2>Sense because we're coming of age.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I genuinely do believe we are coming of age.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you are kind of ending of age where

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<v Speaker 1>you're headed.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just starting, bitch, I know you.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we have to like like cut the sixteen thing

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<v Speaker 1>like a year old.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll never.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, do you have anything you would like to

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<v Speaker 1>say first? Before I like talk so much that you

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<v Speaker 1>don't get a word in.

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<v Speaker 2>I was just thinking about our love Devin Lee Carlson's

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<v Speaker 2>birthday and how we all keyed at that. It was fun,

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<v Speaker 2>it was nice, it was a movie. And then I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to name names, but it was a very

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<v Speaker 2>full circle moment for me and I went up to

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<v Speaker 2>this person and he was on a shit ton of mushrooms,

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<v Speaker 2>like in a very crazy way tripping balls out the ass,

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<v Speaker 2>and I went up to him and he when he

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<v Speaker 2>told me he was on mushrooms, my knee jerk reaction

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<v Speaker 2>was just going nightmare, nightmare, nightmare, nightmare because of the

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<v Speaker 2>Andre what's his fucking name, Eric, Eric, Andre fucking bit

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<v Speaker 2>and I just yelled nightmare, nightmare, nightmare in his face

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<v Speaker 2>a bunch and he just like looked at me and

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<v Speaker 2>he was like, no, not that. Chill the fuck out, bro,

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<v Speaker 2>and it just like moved on with the conversation. And

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<v Speaker 2>I will literally never ever forget that.

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<v Speaker 1>Moment, with that full circle, because you were in a

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<v Speaker 1>position where you were like someone who maybe we shouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>be hanging out with, yes, and you were like doing

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<v Speaker 1>what you would do to us.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly. It was like a full circle moment because

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<v Speaker 2>when I was like fourteen fifteen, I literally looked up

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<v Speaker 2>to this person and I was like, oh, you're kind

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<v Speaker 2>of sick, like I actually like you. Yeah, but now

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, yeah, I fucked up. But also they've always

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<v Speaker 2>just kind of been a fucking dickhead to me, So

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<v Speaker 2>I don't really care because I'm not a hot pretty

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<v Speaker 2>girl and they only follow hot pretty girls and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>like hot, I'm a hot pretty boy.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's where you categorize yourself. Yeah, I would say

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<v Speaker 1>you're somebody who wants you get to know him. You

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<v Speaker 1>might find him attract.

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<v Speaker 2>You might find him attractive after he makes you laugh

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit. No, I literally have been looking in

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<v Speaker 2>the mirror for the last two weeks and thinking I

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<v Speaker 2>am the most hideous, ugly, diabolical, disgusting dude.

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<v Speaker 1>It literally okay, it's hair. It's just your hair. Because

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<v Speaker 1>that's why I used to change my hair so much,

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<v Speaker 1>because like, my hair would get to the point, especially

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<v Speaker 1>once you're like and also, my necklaces are really fucking tangled.

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<v Speaker 1>It's pissing me off. But once you're in the like

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<v Speaker 1>point of bleaching and down your hair a bunch of colors,

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<v Speaker 1>you literally have the upkeep is so much and so

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<v Speaker 1>beyond like anything normal that you just like start feeling

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<v Speaker 1>like weird about the way you look because you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>this isn't the way I want this to look right now,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you're.

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<v Speaker 2>You either have to shave it. I'm gonna fucking shave

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<v Speaker 2>it all.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever shaved your head?

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<v Speaker 2>No, bit, Because my fucking giant ass Gordon Mellon fucking

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<v Speaker 2>head is disgusting and big as fuck. I actually have

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<v Speaker 2>had the same head size since I was three months old,

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<v Speaker 2>because I had a giant fucking baby head, Like my

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<v Speaker 2>my head was so big it was ninety percent of

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<v Speaker 2>my body weight as a child. Like in the womb,

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<v Speaker 2>I think all of the nutrients went to my fucking

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<v Speaker 2>gord of a melon head. Like, it's fucked up.

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<v Speaker 1>You were you. I will say the one baby picture

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<v Speaker 1>of you that like Kai will insert it. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if Kai has seen it, but like you aren't.

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<v Speaker 3>I would be like, oh my god, I can't believe

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<v Speaker 3>you gave birth.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, Congress. No, I looked like one of those babies.

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<v Speaker 2>I looked like one of those babies with the skin

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<v Speaker 2>condition Like I literally so me. I was scally.

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<v Speaker 1>I was a scaly baby because my egg mo was

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<v Speaker 1>so bad. I was one of those babies that my

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<v Speaker 1>mom had to like get like intense intense moisturizer, some

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<v Speaker 1>like lather me. You know what's fucked up. She put

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<v Speaker 1>so much lotion on me once she went to go

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<v Speaker 1>pick me up to feed me, and I fucking slipped

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<v Speaker 1>and I hit the ceiling and fell on the floor, and.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, when I was there, I picked you up and

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<v Speaker 2>dropped you down the stairs cause you're so much in lotion.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember we spoken about how I was like, oh, I

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<v Speaker 1>would get away with pushing you down the stairs. Have

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<v Speaker 1>I spoken about that?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>We me Andrew were playing around, like at the front

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<v Speaker 1>of the house, and he was like, hor he was

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<v Speaker 1>being annoying and like pushing me or like doing the

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<v Speaker 1>thing where he gets in my way and then pushes

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<v Speaker 1>me with his body, like not pushes me, but like

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<v Speaker 1>we'll stand in my way sometimes and then like turn

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<v Speaker 1>so that I knocked back and I'm like, get the

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<v Speaker 1>fuck away from me, and I pushed him, and like

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<v Speaker 1>I had this moment at the back of my head

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<v Speaker 1>where we were so close to the stairs. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I could push him down the stairs and fucking kill him.

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<v Speaker 2>She let the interestive thoughts win. She really liked the

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<v Speaker 2>thoughts when with that one.

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<v Speaker 1>But then we were talking like I could have fully

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<v Speaker 1>pushed him down the stairs, and if he died, like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think a single person on this planet other

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<v Speaker 1>than the fact that I've said it would have been like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, she did that on purpose. Everybody would

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<v Speaker 1>have thought like, oh my god, they were genuinely playing

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<v Speaker 1>around and she died.

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<v Speaker 2>Just watch this, I'm gonna fall down the stairs purposely die.

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<v Speaker 2>This clip is gonna go live. The world is gonna

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<v Speaker 2>know the true evil behind.

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<v Speaker 1>But you just admitted that you're going to push yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>Down the telling the truth? Is it in your is

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<v Speaker 2>it me? You have to decide it's me?

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<v Speaker 4>But what.

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<v Speaker 2>Told me this ship? Because Okay, I don't know if

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<v Speaker 2>this is weird, and I will probably be labeled as

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<v Speaker 2>a fucking monster freak bitch for even asking this question,

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<v Speaker 2>But like, this isn't the weird part. I am so

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<v Speaker 2>curious what breast milk tastes like, Like I want to

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<v Speaker 2>know what it tastes like.

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<v Speaker 1>Were you asking Madeline if you could have some?

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<v Speaker 2>No? No, no, no, I was asking if it was

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<v Speaker 2>weird if I asked my twin sisters.

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<v Speaker 1>Honestly, in my opinion, no, if it's like in a cup,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't find that that weird because in my head,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, you're the weirdo if you sexualize that interaction.

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<v Speaker 2>I drank my mom's booby milk.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that was because you needed it.

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<v Speaker 2>I was thirteen and I was like really hungry. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>you needed it because you were in the teat was

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<v Speaker 2>two years.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that's that weird. I remember one time. Okay, Also,

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<v Speaker 1>y'all are lying, because like I would fucking lie to

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<v Speaker 1>my girl too, like saying this video where this girl

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<v Speaker 1>was like, it smells like it tastes like cinnamon. They're

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<v Speaker 1>all like, oh my god, it literally tastes.

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<v Speaker 2>Like mountain and it's electric.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, you're fucking lying, bitch. Like, but I

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<v Speaker 1>would like if I had some orions milk, like oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, He's like wow, But no, I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>it's weird to try. I'll try some of her breast.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's what I was saying, because I wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>do like the the milk try where you put it

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<v Speaker 2>behind the thing and it's like breast milk, nut milk,

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<v Speaker 2>pistachium milk, my.

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<v Speaker 1>Sisters breast milk. Only knowing that one like like sipping

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<v Speaker 1>on and be like, no, I don't know, and'd be like.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, these shoes are the worst shoes I've ever worn

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<v Speaker 2>in my entire fucking break one they it broke. These

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<v Speaker 2>are brand new fucking sneakers that I got. Tell me

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<v Speaker 2>why I wore them once with brand new fucking uniclose socks,

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<v Speaker 2>and my feet came out of these shoes stinking like

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<v Speaker 2>fucking bullshit. Like it was that, like it was not

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<v Speaker 2>me that. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>If you if you look at the reviews, it might say,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, the loop at the back break so easily.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate these shoes.

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<v Speaker 3>But I don't think you're gonna say, see, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 3>my feet smell like shit, admit it.

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<v Speaker 2>Anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>My little brother, I said, Oh, what did I say?

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<v Speaker 1>I said something. Oh, we were eating like cheese, like

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<v Speaker 1>hondured cheese, and like if you know, you know, like

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<v Speaker 1>those cheeses have a peculiar.

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<v Speaker 2>Smell, you would know, you do know.

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<v Speaker 1>But my mom puts some on my beans, and like

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes I just like can't handle the scent. Also, like

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<v Speaker 1>I do think my mom gave me rotten cheese because

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, okay, I'm used to the scent of

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<v Speaker 1>this cheese, but this ship is like kicking my ass

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<v Speaker 1>right now. Like I literally like I would scoop beans

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<v Speaker 1>into my mouth and be like, oh, I still smell

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<v Speaker 1>it in my mouth. But my little brother got some

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<v Speaker 1>on his beans and was I was like I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>can you handle the feet smell right now? Or is

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<v Speaker 1>it too much for you? And then he was like,

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<v Speaker 1>why the hell do you know what feet smell like?

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<v Speaker 1>An all fucking weekend. All he kept saying to me

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<v Speaker 1>is like, you're so weird. You know what feast smelled like? Bro?

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<v Speaker 1>But he just kept saying it to me. And then

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, you don't know what. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>your feet have stunk like shit before? Because you know

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<v Speaker 1>what that smells like.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what? Like it's crazy is that we've found

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<v Speaker 2>a way to talk about every disgusting human body like

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<v Speaker 2>thing ever. And that spurred like another story that I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna tell because I told it literally two days ago

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<v Speaker 2>to my dad. But okay, so in middle school I

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<v Speaker 2>had begged him for the Miami Miami Beach or whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>the Lebron James, the Miami Beach Lebron James sneakers. I

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<v Speaker 2>got them, and I wore those bitches every fucking day.

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<v Speaker 2>I love those shoes so so, so fucking much. They

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<v Speaker 2>were my favorite sneakers ever. They were so loud.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not these ones.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, yeah, yeah, it's still Lebron. But wore those

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<v Speaker 2>every single day and like they never smelled bad ones

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<v Speaker 2>until I took them to the water park. I mean

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<v Speaker 2>not the water park. Uh six Flags over Texas and

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<v Speaker 2>there's like a water ride there that splashes water all

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<v Speaker 2>over you if you stand on the bridge. Stood on

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<v Speaker 2>the bridge, and those wore them. I'm not kidding. The

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<v Speaker 2>next day there was mold growing out of the side

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<v Speaker 2>of my fucking sneakers from like because I wore them

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<v Speaker 2>the rest of the day and it was devastating to

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<v Speaker 2>me because those are my favorite shoes ever. And it

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<v Speaker 2>was fucking dialogue. Yes, those are the ones. Those four

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<v Speaker 2>those are fucking lit. Love them.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you seen these before? It's like the era where

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<v Speaker 1>Lebron was on He was on the Miami team, right,

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<v Speaker 1>and so he was hella wrapping like Miami, and these

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<v Speaker 1>are like Miami color.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted these ones really bad.

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<v Speaker 2>South.

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<v Speaker 1>Did anybody make fun of you? I wanted the Jordan

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<v Speaker 1>eight South Beaches. Oh, I wanted these so bad. All

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<v Speaker 1>the kids with like whose parents should just had.

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<v Speaker 2>Like extra I've been like, I went back to Texas

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<v Speaker 2>and played basketball for little bit, and I'm gonna start

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<v Speaker 2>playing basketball with Mason here because he's been begging me

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<v Speaker 2>for like months to do it, and I've just been

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<v Speaker 2>like no because I'm embarrassed to do that. Be bad

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<v Speaker 2>and be bad and be gross and scratch people with

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<v Speaker 2>my long fucking fingernails with defense. Oh that was my

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<v Speaker 2>biggest My biggest insecurity was my long fingernails in middle

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<v Speaker 2>school because when I would like play on the basketball

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<v Speaker 2>court on the blacktop or at reset recess, I would

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<v Speaker 2>accidentally scratch kids. And I remember one kid was like,

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<v Speaker 2>you need to cut your long, fucking disgusting fingernails. Like

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<v Speaker 2>it stuck with me forever to the point where like

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<v Speaker 2>I would bite my nails are disgustingly wrong long right now.

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<v Speaker 2>But I've been trying not to bite them or clip them.

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<v Speaker 2>But I literally like shaved it down too far on

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<v Speaker 2>this one, and since then, this nail has never grown

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<v Speaker 2>back the same. Like they're not twins or sisters. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>what was I saying?

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<v Speaker 1>You were talking about your stinky fucking shoes in middle school?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you get made fun of for it?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh? Yes, a lot. I got made fun of for

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<v Speaker 2>that in my dan drift because I couldn't help it,

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<v Speaker 2>and it was sad. It was fucked up.

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<v Speaker 1>I have really bad dandriff right now, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what's happening parents.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, when kids would take off their fucking shoes and

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<v Speaker 3>class you are done, if your shit smelled bad like it,

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<v Speaker 3>like that was literally a fear of mine, Like there

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<v Speaker 3>would be times when I so badly wanted to take

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<v Speaker 3>off my shoes or if I was wearing like ballet flats,

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<v Speaker 3>but I knew I couldn't because all the girls who

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<v Speaker 3>wore ballet flats.

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<v Speaker 1>You're in Miami. You should not be going to elementary

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<v Speaker 1>in middle school in ballet flats with no socks on,

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<v Speaker 1>Like that stinks the humidity and heat, like we're standing

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<v Speaker 1>on the black top, Bitch, your feet are cooking there.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a thin piece of plastic separating your feet

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<v Speaker 1>and the ground right now. And dude, people would take

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<v Speaker 1>their shoes off and be like, ew.

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<v Speaker 2>Whose fucking face smell like shit?

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<v Speaker 1>And everybody would look and literally like everyone's eyes would

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<v Speaker 1>go down to the form, be like like looking under tables.

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<v Speaker 1>And then the kids who got it got it and

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<v Speaker 1>it was really sad in the hospital. So you can,

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<v Speaker 1>like you can bring things.

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<v Speaker 2>It's funny that I can what I can bring things,

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<v Speaker 2>what like to lower moments.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I mean I'm just saying, there's like a time

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<v Speaker 1>and a place to like seek sympathy. But like it's

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<v Speaker 1>weird to transition from me talking about stinky like did

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<v Speaker 1>stinky feet remind you of your grandma?

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<v Speaker 2>It's just, you know, like she's in the hospital and

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if she's truly gonna make it.

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<v Speaker 1>And you're here though, yeah, And you're here.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I have my people to serve. I do this

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<v Speaker 2>for you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>I think like everybody watching would have been like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you probably should have stayed back, But I think, like.

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<v Speaker 2>Y'all know nothing about me and how this is affecting me. No,

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<v Speaker 2>she's totally she's like totally chilling. She fell and broke

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<v Speaker 2>her hip and of course, like my mi, like she

0:13:51.080 --> 0:13:53.400
<v Speaker 2>literally did like that is some old people shit. But

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<v Speaker 2>she's been in the hospital and we went and visited

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<v Speaker 2>her in the hospital. And while we were in there,

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<v Speaker 2>tell me why, like within five minutes of me getting there,

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<v Speaker 2>I think I'm possessed right now, and I'll get into

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<v Speaker 2>that in a second, I think, But tell me why

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<v Speaker 2>the power went out in everything in the entire hospital

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<v Speaker 2>and it took like two minutes for it to get

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<v Speaker 2>back on the backup generators, and it was so fucking scary,

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<v Speaker 2>and my mamma was like, this is it, Like I'm done,

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<v Speaker 2>this is it. And we were like, girl, you're not

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<v Speaker 2>on live support. You're literally so fine. These are just

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<v Speaker 2>like moderating your health.

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<v Speaker 1>Like when you told me that, I was like, I'd

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<v Speaker 1>be so fucking pissed if I had a family member

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<v Speaker 1>like on life supporting.

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<v Speaker 2>The fourteen people died in the hospital easily. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you looked like for sure. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>I was there. I saw the bodies. But yes, it

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<v Speaker 2>was hilarious.

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<v Speaker 1>How does that connect to you being possessed?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so you know how we did light as feather,

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<v Speaker 2>stiff as a board. We'll insert the clips here.

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<v Speaker 5>Board Okay, jes why did.

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<v Speaker 2>You do that? And so basically how you're supposed to

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<v Speaker 2>do it is you're suposed to lift them up the

0:15:25.720 --> 0:15:28.680
<v Speaker 2>fighter STIPs the board, but put them down and say goodbye.

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<v Speaker 2>Josiah fucking dropped me and I broke my goddamn shoulder,

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<v Speaker 2>and the demon that was helping us lift each other

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<v Speaker 2>went inside of me and is now living inside of me.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I have been having so many nightmares, like, I've

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<v Speaker 2>been having the most nightmares of my life recently, especially

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<v Speaker 2>in Texas, Texas. When I would like nap during the

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<v Speaker 2>day because nothing else to do, I would have a

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<v Speaker 2>full blown nightmare. And then the car ride on the

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<v Speaker 2>way to I mean on the way home from Uh

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<v Speaker 2>what am I saying? On the plane ride on the

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<v Speaker 2>way home from Texas when I was asleep, I had

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<v Speaker 2>the worst, most visceral, real nightmare of my parents dying

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<v Speaker 2>in the car ride home from the airport since like

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<v Speaker 2>an hour and a half from Dallas to Grandberry. And

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<v Speaker 2>I woke up and was like literally crying because I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, oh my God, my family's all dead and

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<v Speaker 2>I couldn't call them because I did not want to

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<v Speaker 2>buy Wi Fi. There's a big ordeal in my head.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, literally possessed by demons and they're giving me nightmares.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, Well, I haven't been having nightmares.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm actually been having good dreams.

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<v Speaker 1>It's been very fun dreams. I'm not the only thing

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<v Speaker 1>I can remember from dreams in the past few days

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<v Speaker 1>is for some reason in my dream, I had to

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<v Speaker 1>speak Japanese and then I couldn't and I just kept

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<v Speaker 1>saying sorry in Japanese. And then i'd like moved on.

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<v Speaker 1>But actually I feel like I had a dream but

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember it. That was like interesting, but so

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<v Speaker 1>I guess it doesn't matter because I could not fall

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<v Speaker 1>asleep on the plane ride back here, and I was

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<v Speaker 1>so fucking pissed. I was literally the most angry I've

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<v Speaker 1>been in my whole life, Like I will never take

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<v Speaker 1>a late flight from Miami to La ever again, because

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<v Speaker 1>I was just like out all day and like the

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<v Speaker 1>sun was.

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<v Speaker 2>Like beating my light like a light.

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<v Speaker 1>I literally wish.

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<v Speaker 2>That was me ill. I don't know if I should

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<v Speaker 2>be telling this, so this might get cut from the episode,

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<v Speaker 2>but I've been saving it from in yeah and everybody

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<v Speaker 2>in my life because I had one of the most

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<v Speaker 2>insane experiences on a flight of my entire life yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it was on Tuesday. Today it's Wednesday when we're

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<v Speaker 2>recording this. And so I get to the airplane, I

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<v Speaker 2>get on my flight. I'm a little bit early because

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<v Speaker 2>I have a little hack to get on the plane early,

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<v Speaker 2>not telling you bitches that that's online. Sitting there, the

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<v Speaker 2>entire plane around me fills up, and I'm like, damn,

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<v Speaker 2>this is a packed ass flight, except for the middle

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<v Speaker 2>seat on my plane, and I'm like, on your row

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<v Speaker 2>on my row, yeah, And I'm like, oh, damn, like

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<v Speaker 2>this is kind of lit, like I'm gonna get a

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<v Speaker 2>middle seat, and like the gates are about to close,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm about to get this middle seat. And I'm like, damn,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm the only person with the middle seat next to them.

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<v Speaker 2>This is fucking lit. And then I see this woman

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<v Speaker 2>barreling down the aisle like covered in dirt, like hair

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<v Speaker 2>in a fucking rat's nest, like like running to the

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<v Speaker 2>seat like it was really it was jarring to see

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<v Speaker 2>the way she was running, like it was scary, and

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<v Speaker 2>it was I'm like, please, I'm fucking sit next to me,

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<v Speaker 2>like please, And she sits next to me, and immediately

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<v Speaker 2>I am greeted with the most foul odor I have

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<v Speaker 2>ever smelt a human deal ever in my life. Like

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<v Speaker 2>it was so bad that my eyes were watering, like

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<v Speaker 2>it was. It was literally just like like she hasn't

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<v Speaker 2>showered in like fourteen days, like it was. It was gnarly,

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<v Speaker 2>and it was so bad that everybody around us like

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<v Speaker 2>had started complaining about her fucking stinch to the flight attendants.

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<v Speaker 2>But we were in the air and they were like,

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<v Speaker 2>we can't fucking land the plane. So they because she smells, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and so thankfully I had a COVID mask in my

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<v Speaker 2>bag and I spray it with my perfume and I

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<v Speaker 2>put it on my face. And I'm not even kidding.

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<v Speaker 2>I even was like, I don't want to put a

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<v Speaker 2>mask on because I don't want to make her feel bad.

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<v Speaker 2>So I spread down my finger and rubbed it in

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<v Speaker 2>my mustache. It was so fun.

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<v Speaker 1>I've done that before. I've been next to someone who

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<v Speaker 1>smelled so bad that I take on my little roller

0:19:13.760 --> 0:19:16.679
<v Speaker 1>perfume and I like douse myself in it, like I

0:19:16.720 --> 0:19:19.399
<v Speaker 1>literally like will go under my jaw and like on

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<v Speaker 1>my nose and everything, because I'm like, you smell.

0:19:22.359 --> 0:19:25.040
<v Speaker 2>Like that was you smell like the walking bed right?

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<v Speaker 2>That was literally the vibe, like it was the most

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<v Speaker 2>rank odor I have ever smelled in my entire fucking life.

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<v Speaker 2>And the lady next to me next to us, she

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<v Speaker 2>was in the middle seat. The lady next to us

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<v Speaker 2>in the aisle was not fucking having it. She was

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<v Speaker 2>not hiding, like she was like plugging her nose and

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<v Speaker 2>like talking to the people next to her and be

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<v Speaker 2>like this is fucking crazy, Like how is she on

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<v Speaker 2>this flight? Cause like it was, it was insane, like

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<v Speaker 2>the like her entire just way it gets fucking fait.

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<v Speaker 1>But I've seen something similar ish one time when I

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<v Speaker 1>was leaving Miami some there was a woman who I

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<v Speaker 1>like felt so bad because I was like, she obviously

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<v Speaker 1>was dell weed or some shit here. That was not

0:20:04.560 --> 0:20:07.960
<v Speaker 1>what she was expecting. She was literally like freaking the

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<v Speaker 1>fuck out.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:20:08.720 --> 0:20:11.200
<v Speaker 1>She she was like in the midst of psychosis trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get on her flight, and I was like, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>this is the bravest human I've ever seen navigate the

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<v Speaker 1>airport because like you can tell she was not there.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like the fucking clothes were all like tattered up,

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<v Speaker 1>and like she was literally like had a fucking plastic

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<v Speaker 1>bag of stuff and you could tell like something happened

0:20:26.760 --> 0:20:28.200
<v Speaker 1>to her, and she was like, I just need to

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<v Speaker 1>get the shock.

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<v Speaker 2>She had a plastic bag with her. The flight continues.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, whatever, I'm gonna put my COVID masks with

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<v Speaker 2>perfume on and go to sleep. I go to sleep,

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<v Speaker 2>and I wake up and we're like thirty minutes from boarding,

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<v Speaker 2>and I started getting in my head and I'm like, damn,

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<v Speaker 2>like I feel really fucking bad for this person right now.

0:20:43.119 --> 0:20:46.920
<v Speaker 2>Like she was just like like like i've I've I'm

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<v Speaker 2>sure like she's just like super fucking depressed and just

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<v Speaker 2>hasn't showered in a couple of days and like whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>like I feel bad, so I like try to right

0:20:53.240 --> 0:20:56.360
<v Speaker 2>my wrongs with the universe. And I'm just like I see, Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>this is the craziest fucking thing about it. She had

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<v Speaker 2>an iPhone for with a home button, and she had

0:21:01.560 --> 0:21:04.480
<v Speaker 2>her charger on that like the lawn charger.

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<v Speaker 1>That would that being the craziest part, not her being

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<v Speaker 1>borderline like gas paradiphone.

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<v Speaker 2>I could not believe it exactly what it felt like.

0:21:14.359 --> 0:21:19.639
<v Speaker 1>Powered iPhone literally felt like red canister, like opened the bottom.

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<v Speaker 2>Like yep. It was fucking crazy. And I'm like, okay,

0:21:22.760 --> 0:21:25.199
<v Speaker 2>like I feel bad and I can. She's like on Instagram,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how this things fucking booted Instagram. It's

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<v Speaker 2>a relic, It's a fossil at this point. But I'm like, oh,

0:21:31.600 --> 0:21:38.400
<v Speaker 2>like you should film, like Instagram is like. But I'm like, oh,

0:21:38.560 --> 0:21:40.600
<v Speaker 2>like I could tell she like was trying to look

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<v Speaker 2>out the windows and ship because she was like being

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<v Speaker 2>shifty about it, and I was like, I was like, oh,

0:21:44.440 --> 0:21:46.159
<v Speaker 2>let me lean forward. I was like here, like I'll

0:21:46.200 --> 0:21:50.280
<v Speaker 2>lean forward. You can look at this one. She goes

0:21:50.359 --> 0:21:53.840
<v Speaker 2>behind me and rests her entire body on me, and

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<v Speaker 2>for like the last bit of this fight, I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>what if it's not her that stings, No, bitch, it

0:21:59.040 --> 0:22:01.840
<v Speaker 2>was her that fucking dank like shit. It was so

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<v Speaker 2>bad that it stained my shirt like with odor. It

0:22:05.240 --> 0:22:10.399
<v Speaker 2>was so rank. So I was like, okay, Like damn,

0:22:10.480 --> 0:22:13.080
<v Speaker 2>like she's been dealt like a really rough card like whatever.

0:22:13.280 --> 0:22:16.120
<v Speaker 2>Like I hope she makes it. I hope she everything's

0:22:16.119 --> 0:22:16.399
<v Speaker 2>gonna be.

0:22:16.680 --> 0:22:18.400
<v Speaker 1>Hope she makes it to where she's going and it's

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<v Speaker 1>not as bad.

0:22:19.040 --> 0:22:22.200
<v Speaker 2>It's like it seeks exactly. Yeah. And so I look

0:22:22.200 --> 0:22:24.080
<v Speaker 2>at the video she got. It's the worst fucking video

0:22:24.080 --> 0:22:26.560
<v Speaker 2>I've ever seen in my entire life. So I'm like, oh, here,

0:22:26.680 --> 0:22:28.680
<v Speaker 2>get I've been on this root a bunch. So I'm like,

0:22:28.720 --> 0:22:31.160
<v Speaker 2>film right now, you can get like downtown Los Angeles

0:22:31.160 --> 0:22:33.639
<v Speaker 2>and it's really pretty. So she like starts filming and

0:22:33.680 --> 0:22:35.840
<v Speaker 2>resting on me whatever, and I'm like, damn, I like

0:22:35.880 --> 0:22:37.640
<v Speaker 2>right in my wrongs with the universe I'm not gonna

0:22:37.640 --> 0:22:40.200
<v Speaker 2>get bad karma. All this judgment was for nothing. So

0:22:40.640 --> 0:22:46.720
<v Speaker 2>we land at the gate and I'm like, we're at

0:22:46.720 --> 0:22:49.080
<v Speaker 2>the gate, right, and I'm like, why are we not deplanning?

0:22:49.119 --> 0:22:51.040
<v Speaker 2>Like why is this taking so long? And my head

0:22:51.040 --> 0:22:53.720
<v Speaker 2>starts spiraling again and I'm like this bitch, I know

0:22:53.800 --> 0:22:56.800
<v Speaker 2>it's her, Like something's up with this girl? Like something's up.

0:22:57.000 --> 0:22:59.920
<v Speaker 2>And then they announce on the intercom. They're like the

0:23:00.040 --> 0:23:04.520
<v Speaker 2>emergency intercom. Hello, they announced on the intercom. They're like, okay,

0:23:04.600 --> 0:23:06.720
<v Speaker 2>so like, no one stand up yet, we have a

0:23:06.720 --> 0:23:09.560
<v Speaker 2>security risk on board. And I'm like, I fucking knew it.

0:23:09.600 --> 0:23:11.399
<v Speaker 2>I knew it. It was her. It's been her the

0:23:11.520 --> 0:23:14.439
<v Speaker 2>entire time, Like I knew it. I fucking knew it.

0:23:15.000 --> 0:23:17.919
<v Speaker 2>And nothing happens. They they get on the plane, they

0:23:17.960 --> 0:23:20.840
<v Speaker 2>walk around for like five or ten minutes, nothing fucking happens.

0:23:22.040 --> 0:23:24.760
<v Speaker 2>And then I'm like damn. I'm like I fell back

0:23:24.800 --> 0:23:26.960
<v Speaker 2>into that judgmental shit, Like the universe is gonna bite

0:23:27.000 --> 0:23:28.960
<v Speaker 2>my ass, like what the fuck? I cannot believe I've

0:23:29.000 --> 0:23:32.159
<v Speaker 2>done this again. And I'm like, damn, I judged her

0:23:32.200 --> 0:23:33.920
<v Speaker 2>again and it really wasn't her. It was probably like

0:23:33.920 --> 0:23:37.439
<v Speaker 2>a falsey break pad or some shit. We're deplanning together.

0:23:37.680 --> 0:23:42.960
<v Speaker 2>Tell me why Homeland security, the cops, all the security

0:23:43.000 --> 0:23:45.760
<v Speaker 2>guards in the fucking world are there, grab her and

0:23:45.800 --> 0:23:48.040
<v Speaker 2>start yelling at her and are like who are you

0:23:48.080 --> 0:23:48.520
<v Speaker 2>here to me?

0:23:48.720 --> 0:23:49.440
<v Speaker 4>What are you doing?

0:23:49.480 --> 0:23:51.560
<v Speaker 2>Why are you here? Blah blah blah blah blah, like

0:23:51.800 --> 0:23:54.159
<v Speaker 2>yelling at her, and like, granted, I was with her,

0:23:54.160 --> 0:23:56.120
<v Speaker 2>and I basically ate it, and the bedded this criminal

0:23:56.160 --> 0:24:00.000
<v Speaker 2>because she was transporting fucking drugs. Because the only reason

0:24:00.080 --> 0:24:02.000
<v Speaker 2>and I know which is like fucking crazy that you

0:24:02.040 --> 0:24:04.440
<v Speaker 2>would transport drugs on a plane in twenty twenty two,

0:24:04.480 --> 0:24:07.240
<v Speaker 2>just ship it with FedEx like everybody else, because FedEx

0:24:07.359 --> 0:24:09.640
<v Speaker 2>is the biggest drug dealer in the world. Look it up,

0:24:09.680 --> 0:24:11.520
<v Speaker 2>like they don't give a fuck about what you ship there.

0:24:11.800 --> 0:24:12.520
<v Speaker 2>They only cover.

0:24:12.800 --> 0:24:16.200
<v Speaker 1>Shaking his head, like yeah, look at all the earth.

0:24:16.280 --> 0:24:18.400
<v Speaker 2>That's that is a good omen. I used to think

0:24:18.400 --> 0:24:19.960
<v Speaker 2>it was a bad omen, but that's a good omen.

0:24:20.359 --> 0:24:21.600
<v Speaker 2>It's an omen of wealth.

0:24:21.920 --> 0:24:25.000
<v Speaker 1>So hello, they are sitting on the wealthy trees.

0:24:25.000 --> 0:24:26.720
<v Speaker 2>And I'll lie right now, look at him. They look

0:24:26.720 --> 0:24:28.440
<v Speaker 2>at that guy like swinging around over there. He's on

0:24:28.480 --> 0:24:33.119
<v Speaker 2>the very tip top. I know, I'm wann to those birds.

0:24:32.760 --> 0:24:36.040
<v Speaker 1>Like what you're gonna like? What those birds?

0:24:36.320 --> 0:24:37.399
<v Speaker 4>What? No?

0:24:37.800 --> 0:24:38.720
<v Speaker 1>I think I misheard you.

0:24:39.080 --> 0:24:42.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I didn't say ship. Well, last night on Thanksgiving

0:24:42.640 --> 0:24:46.320
<v Speaker 2>is over? Like, tell me why Thanksgiving is over? Like

0:24:46.400 --> 0:24:50.040
<v Speaker 2>it happened last week? Do you know what I mean?

0:24:51.520 --> 0:24:54.640
<v Speaker 1>I want to hit you so bad. Well, on my fight,

0:24:54.800 --> 0:24:56.480
<v Speaker 1>I always picked the aisle seat. I used to be

0:24:56.520 --> 0:24:58.600
<v Speaker 1>a window seat girl. But then I realized, since I

0:24:58.600 --> 0:25:01.760
<v Speaker 1>have the bladder of like nobody on this planet and

0:25:01.800 --> 0:25:04.120
<v Speaker 1>I have to pee every five seconds, I just get

0:25:04.160 --> 0:25:08.399
<v Speaker 1>ile now, which can suck sometimes because I fall asleep

0:25:08.440 --> 0:25:10.720
<v Speaker 1>on my flights. So when I sit next to some

0:25:10.840 --> 0:25:13.760
<v Speaker 1>bastard bitch who's like under the age of twenty and

0:25:13.840 --> 0:25:18.439
<v Speaker 1>has no like no sympathy for me and decides to

0:25:18.560 --> 0:25:20.879
<v Speaker 1>like not give themselves a UTI, and it's always like,

0:25:20.880 --> 0:25:22.520
<v Speaker 1>oh can I pass? Can I pass? I'm like, I

0:25:22.560 --> 0:25:26.040
<v Speaker 1>hope you die, Like, oh, but I got my aisle seat.

0:25:26.080 --> 0:25:28.200
<v Speaker 1>But then when I got to my seat, this woman

0:25:28.240 --> 0:25:28.879
<v Speaker 1>in her grandma.

0:25:28.920 --> 0:25:33.520
<v Speaker 2>Wow, seriously, fuck you for that. Wow. I just realized

0:25:33.520 --> 0:25:35.000
<v Speaker 2>and registered that, Like Wow.

0:25:35.440 --> 0:25:38.360
<v Speaker 1>When I got to my seat, there was like this

0:25:38.600 --> 0:25:42.960
<v Speaker 1>grandma and her like her granddaughter, and the granddaughter was

0:25:43.000 --> 0:25:45.720
<v Speaker 1>like easily, like forty something, and like the grandma was like,

0:25:45.760 --> 0:25:47.879
<v Speaker 1>I'm not kidding. It was the cocoa, Grandma, I'm not

0:25:47.960 --> 0:25:51.960
<v Speaker 1>kidding the cocoa. Like she like looked like the cocoa. Yeah,

0:25:52.000 --> 0:25:54.080
<v Speaker 1>she looked like the cocoa, grandma, like straight up. But

0:25:54.119 --> 0:25:55.960
<v Speaker 1>then they had asked me. They were like, oh, like

0:25:56.119 --> 0:25:56.600
<v Speaker 1>is it okay?

0:25:56.720 --> 0:25:56.880
<v Speaker 2>If?

0:25:56.920 --> 0:25:59.480
<v Speaker 1>Like the woman was speaking to me, and because I'm

0:25:59.520 --> 0:26:01.720
<v Speaker 1>like af when I speak like special and English, I

0:26:01.720 --> 0:26:03.040
<v Speaker 1>was able to communicate like perfectly.

0:26:03.160 --> 0:26:05.440
<v Speaker 2>She's like, oh, like do you know what means.

0:26:05.440 --> 0:26:08.679
<v Speaker 1>Affluent means money? Like as I said it, I like understood,

0:26:08.760 --> 0:26:13.080
<v Speaker 1>like it was like not like but because I'm buying.

0:26:16.400 --> 0:26:22.040
<v Speaker 2>Bilingual slice, hell, that don't bring that back.

0:26:22.080 --> 0:26:26.919
<v Speaker 1>I kept finally died down, but she was like, oh,

0:26:26.960 --> 0:26:29.040
<v Speaker 1>do you mind sitting by the window just in case

0:26:29.080 --> 0:26:33.080
<v Speaker 1>you like fall asleep or anything, because like my grandma

0:26:33.119 --> 0:26:34.680
<v Speaker 1>probably is gonna have to use the bathroom a few

0:26:34.680 --> 0:26:35.520
<v Speaker 1>times during the flight.

0:26:35.640 --> 0:26:39.040
<v Speaker 2>And I've been your I don't mind.

0:26:39.080 --> 0:26:41.240
<v Speaker 1>It felt nice because these like don't have any like

0:26:42.840 --> 0:26:44.280
<v Speaker 1>like warmth, so your hands are.

0:26:44.200 --> 0:26:49.040
<v Speaker 2>Like I'll give you a foot massage, like we can

0:26:49.119 --> 0:26:49.680
<v Speaker 2>take these off.

0:26:50.760 --> 0:26:51.480
<v Speaker 1>You need to stop.

0:26:51.640 --> 0:26:53.280
<v Speaker 2>You don't have warmth I can warm.

0:26:55.400 --> 0:26:57.159
<v Speaker 1>But she was like, okay, you sit there whatever. And

0:26:57.280 --> 0:26:59.080
<v Speaker 1>at first I was pissed because I was like, well,

0:26:59.160 --> 0:27:01.399
<v Speaker 1>how about this, I am gonna have to get up

0:27:01.400 --> 0:27:03.159
<v Speaker 1>a bunch and I don't want my bladder to be

0:27:03.240 --> 0:27:05.280
<v Speaker 1>dictated by y'all. But I was like whatever, you know what,

0:27:05.560 --> 0:27:07.840
<v Speaker 1>like it's literally not a problem. I just took the seat,

0:27:07.840 --> 0:27:09.960
<v Speaker 1>and I was just annoyed for us because oh, but

0:27:10.119 --> 0:27:11.600
<v Speaker 1>then I was like, you know what, I never get

0:27:11.640 --> 0:27:13.360
<v Speaker 1>the window seat anywhere, and maybe that will be better

0:27:13.480 --> 0:27:17.720
<v Speaker 1>for falling asleep, like because I like but then I

0:27:17.840 --> 0:27:20.480
<v Speaker 1>had one of the fucking windows that when you lean

0:27:20.600 --> 0:27:24.280
<v Speaker 1>it back, it falls into another window. So like you know,

0:27:24.480 --> 0:27:28.320
<v Speaker 1>like when you like lean your chair back window, there's

0:27:28.320 --> 0:27:30.520
<v Speaker 1>another window. So like if I leaned back, I just

0:27:30.640 --> 0:27:33.440
<v Speaker 1>fell into this hole and it was like back and

0:27:33.560 --> 0:27:36.119
<v Speaker 1>then if we crashed, my head would have been fucking decapitated.

0:27:36.400 --> 0:27:39.680
<v Speaker 1>So I couldn't fall up on that. I'm just like

0:27:39.800 --> 0:27:41.600
<v Speaker 1>not tall enough for it to be comfortable. It's like

0:27:41.760 --> 0:27:46.000
<v Speaker 1>literally I'm like sleeping like this. Oh, it's like not good. Also,

0:27:46.119 --> 0:27:48.040
<v Speaker 1>the even more space on Jet Blue is a fucking

0:27:48.080 --> 0:27:52.639
<v Speaker 1>scam because I'd rather be in the smaller seats and

0:27:52.800 --> 0:27:54.760
<v Speaker 1>have less leg room and then be able to like

0:27:54.880 --> 0:27:57.240
<v Speaker 1>curl up because I'm I'm actually the worst person to

0:27:57.280 --> 0:27:59.520
<v Speaker 1>sit by on a plane because I will fall asleep

0:27:59.640 --> 0:28:02.119
<v Speaker 1>like this, Like I'll like lean my legs up against

0:28:02.119 --> 0:28:04.280
<v Speaker 1>and I'll like literally sleep like this on the flight,

0:28:04.320 --> 0:28:06.480
<v Speaker 1>which is actually so annoying that I take the.

0:28:06.520 --> 0:28:09.080
<v Speaker 2>Eye that in my boxers like I sleep.

0:28:08.880 --> 0:28:14.320
<v Speaker 1>In my day. Yeah, I like take off my shoes

0:28:14.359 --> 0:28:17.040
<v Speaker 1>and like put out the tray and like like lay

0:28:17.119 --> 0:28:20.600
<v Speaker 1>them there, like my bare feet out. Yeah, and then

0:28:20.640 --> 0:28:22.640
<v Speaker 1>whoever sitting next to me, I'm like, you won't mind,

0:28:22.720 --> 0:28:24.960
<v Speaker 1>and I'll just like knock on them. I actually almost

0:28:25.000 --> 0:28:26.879
<v Speaker 1>did that to the like the lady sitting next to me,

0:28:26.880 --> 0:28:28.440
<v Speaker 1>because I was like she kept like kind of talking

0:28:28.480 --> 0:28:30.640
<v Speaker 1>to me. I was like, I feel like she wouldn't

0:28:30.640 --> 0:28:32.639
<v Speaker 1>mind if I fell asleep on her, Like she literally

0:28:32.680 --> 0:28:35.280
<v Speaker 1>wouldn't care, because she kept looking at me and asking,

0:28:35.680 --> 0:28:37.000
<v Speaker 1>she's not my cousin, broke.

0:28:37.040 --> 0:28:39.040
<v Speaker 2>Wait, what is it? What did nephew or niece?

0:28:40.480 --> 0:28:48.000
<v Speaker 1>I actually don't know my cousin. I don't have any

0:28:48.120 --> 0:28:51.000
<v Speaker 1>nieces or nephews, so I don't know. Wait, do I

0:28:51.120 --> 0:28:53.600
<v Speaker 1>have pieces and nephews? No? I literally don't have any

0:28:53.640 --> 0:28:57.720
<v Speaker 1>nieces and nephews. Yeah, how about that. Madeline's baby will

0:28:57.720 --> 0:28:58.480
<v Speaker 1>be my first.

0:28:58.360 --> 0:29:01.400
<v Speaker 2>Niece, andya is gonna be mean aunt and I'm gonna

0:29:01.400 --> 0:29:01.880
<v Speaker 2>be the.

0:29:01.960 --> 0:29:04.240
<v Speaker 1>Tweet What is it mean? Aunt? Twink uncle?

0:29:04.360 --> 0:29:05.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, twink uncle.

0:29:05.120 --> 0:29:06.400
<v Speaker 1>It's based on that one TikTok.

0:29:06.520 --> 0:29:11.200
<v Speaker 2>So thank you, but so don't look at my fucking hair.

0:29:11.760 --> 0:29:13.920
<v Speaker 1>Anyway. It just ended up being the best flight ever

0:29:13.960 --> 0:29:15.960
<v Speaker 1>because I couldn't fall asleep, which actually was pissing me

0:29:16.040 --> 0:29:18.600
<v Speaker 1>the fuck off at first, but then also I wish

0:29:18.640 --> 0:29:21.560
<v Speaker 1>I heard what the flight the person on the fly set.

0:29:21.600 --> 0:29:22.840
<v Speaker 1>I think they said that we were going to go

0:29:22.880 --> 0:29:25.680
<v Speaker 1>to low altitude to avoid the storms. But in my

0:29:25.800 --> 0:29:27.920
<v Speaker 1>half sleep, because I fall asleep during take off, I

0:29:27.960 --> 0:29:29.600
<v Speaker 1>stuffed for like an hour. But in my half sleep

0:29:29.680 --> 0:29:32.080
<v Speaker 1>I heard him say there's a fireworks show, so we're

0:29:32.080 --> 0:29:33.960
<v Speaker 1>gonna have to go to low altitude or something. And

0:29:34.040 --> 0:29:35.720
<v Speaker 1>then I was like, that's I must heard that, because

0:29:35.880 --> 0:29:38.720
<v Speaker 1>like that makes the opposite of sense. But then I

0:29:38.840 --> 0:29:41.080
<v Speaker 1>woke up and I look out my window and there's

0:29:41.200 --> 0:29:43.160
<v Speaker 1>the most I looked it up and we were right

0:29:43.280 --> 0:29:46.600
<v Speaker 1>next to Missouri and there was an insane amount of

0:29:46.720 --> 0:29:49.840
<v Speaker 1>lightning storms. Happening, and we were over the goal, so

0:29:49.960 --> 0:29:52.480
<v Speaker 1>we were literally I was just watching like the most

0:29:52.600 --> 0:29:54.920
<v Speaker 1>insane thing I've ever seen with my fucking eyes, and

0:29:55.000 --> 0:29:56.640
<v Speaker 1>I was trying to record it, but it wasn't working

0:29:56.680 --> 0:29:59.200
<v Speaker 1>because Jeff blues fucking blue lights and like it was

0:29:59.280 --> 0:30:02.560
<v Speaker 1>like whatever. But I just sat there, literally and like

0:30:02.680 --> 0:30:04.880
<v Speaker 1>killed an hour staring out the window. And I was like,

0:30:04.960 --> 0:30:06.960
<v Speaker 1>I probably look so dumb to the lady next to me,

0:30:07.040 --> 0:30:08.560
<v Speaker 1>because she's like, what is she looking at? It's pitch

0:30:08.600 --> 0:30:11.200
<v Speaker 1>black out there. But when nobody knew, I literally almost

0:30:11.280 --> 0:30:12.760
<v Speaker 1>like tapped her and told her to look because I

0:30:12.840 --> 0:30:14.240
<v Speaker 1>was like, this is like I have to share this

0:30:14.320 --> 0:30:16.920
<v Speaker 1>with someone, but I didn't want to interrupt her because

0:30:16.960 --> 0:30:19.239
<v Speaker 1>she this was so fucking cute. I tried to get

0:30:19.240 --> 0:30:21.720
<v Speaker 1>a video of it, but the granddaughter, who was like

0:30:21.800 --> 0:30:26.720
<v Speaker 1>forty something, started watching the crewds and was had subtitles

0:30:26.760 --> 0:30:30.680
<v Speaker 1>on and they were sharing headphones and the grandma was

0:30:30.720 --> 0:30:33.440
<v Speaker 1>watching the crews with her on the fucking TV, and

0:30:33.560 --> 0:30:35.760
<v Speaker 1>like so she was just turned over like looking at

0:30:36.120 --> 0:30:38.040
<v Speaker 1>her granddaughter's TV. And I was like, oh my god,

0:30:38.040 --> 0:30:40.320
<v Speaker 1>that's so fucking cute. But yeah, and then at one

0:30:40.360 --> 0:30:42.080
<v Speaker 1>point I put my feet up, and then the grandma

0:30:42.240 --> 0:30:44.360
<v Speaker 1>was like, don't your feet start to hurt after long

0:30:44.440 --> 0:30:46.680
<v Speaker 1>flights like this, like from them just being still? And

0:30:46.760 --> 0:30:48.680
<v Speaker 1>I was like, yeah, it hurts a lot. And then

0:30:48.720 --> 0:30:50.360
<v Speaker 1>she was like, I have this, and then she used

0:30:50.360 --> 0:30:52.520
<v Speaker 1>her cane to like poke her bag and she showed

0:30:52.560 --> 0:30:53.960
<v Speaker 1>me that she'd put her bag there so that her

0:30:54.000 --> 0:30:56.400
<v Speaker 1>feet were like a little lifted so that the blood

0:30:56.400 --> 0:30:59.240
<v Speaker 1>wouldn't go to her feet. And then when I got

0:30:59.280 --> 0:31:02.040
<v Speaker 1>on my Uber, I realized Uber is literally so fucking

0:31:02.120 --> 0:31:05.480
<v Speaker 1>scary because I got an Uber that and it was

0:31:05.560 --> 0:31:07.960
<v Speaker 1>a Model X Tesla, which I'd never been in, but

0:31:08.040 --> 0:31:10.440
<v Speaker 1>you know how they like go super fast. My Uber

0:31:10.640 --> 0:31:13.000
<v Speaker 1>was trying to fucking show off or something because in

0:31:13.200 --> 0:31:16.080
<v Speaker 1>the airport when I got into the car, he zoomed

0:31:16.280 --> 0:31:18.680
<v Speaker 1>to forty in a second. I was like, he's gonna

0:31:18.720 --> 0:31:21.360
<v Speaker 1>kill me, and he literally shaved three minutes off of

0:31:21.480 --> 0:31:24.800
<v Speaker 1>the drive because he was driving so fucking crazy.

0:31:24.840 --> 0:31:28.680
<v Speaker 2>You remember you were in that car too, that BMW

0:31:28.840 --> 0:31:31.000
<v Speaker 2>that went like one hundred and fourty Oh yes.

0:31:31.120 --> 0:31:33.440
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it hit one hundred and seventy miles peru.

0:31:33.680 --> 0:31:37.600
<v Speaker 2>I fucking scariest, Like why did I think that sure

0:31:37.680 --> 0:31:39.680
<v Speaker 2>of it? And it was the picture I got was

0:31:39.720 --> 0:31:42.040
<v Speaker 2>one twenty nine, which is like the fastest I've ever

0:31:42.160 --> 0:31:43.880
<v Speaker 2>gone in a car.

0:31:44.160 --> 0:31:46.000
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, ubers are so scary. And then I was like,

0:31:46.360 --> 0:31:49.440
<v Speaker 1>does Uber have anything to stop minors from getting him cars?

0:31:49.480 --> 0:31:52.640
<v Speaker 2>Because I was like, we were we were fucking fourteen

0:31:52.720 --> 0:31:53.640
<v Speaker 2>and fifteen.

0:31:53.440 --> 0:31:55.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, getting into random ubers. And I was like, Okay,

0:31:55.680 --> 0:31:57.760
<v Speaker 1>if anybody at Uber hears this, you could take this

0:31:57.920 --> 0:32:01.120
<v Speaker 1>idea and implement it, Like I won't be mad, because honestly.

0:32:00.880 --> 0:32:04.880
<v Speaker 2>I just can't do id people because I got id'd before.

0:32:05.200 --> 0:32:06.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if it's anymore, but.

0:32:06.720 --> 0:32:08.760
<v Speaker 1>I think you can get idd when you go into it,

0:32:08.800 --> 0:32:10.840
<v Speaker 1>because technically miners shouldn't be allowed to get into it.

0:32:10.920 --> 0:32:12.360
<v Speaker 1>But like, of course there's ubers who are like, bitch,

0:32:12.360 --> 0:32:14.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm taking this ride, like I'm gonna like get my money.

0:32:14.800 --> 0:32:18.040
<v Speaker 1>But what I was thinking was for a way to

0:32:18.120 --> 0:32:20.160
<v Speaker 1>make it so that because obviously there are setups where

0:32:20.280 --> 0:32:22.480
<v Speaker 1>like if a parent like can't take their kid to

0:32:22.560 --> 0:32:24.440
<v Speaker 1>school or something like that or pick their kid up,

0:32:24.760 --> 0:32:26.640
<v Speaker 1>they'll like maybe send an Uber for the kid. What

0:32:26.720 --> 0:32:29.840
<v Speaker 1>they should do is have like accounts. But this is

0:32:29.880 --> 0:32:32.600
<v Speaker 1>maybe a liability thing, and that's a whole other discussion.

0:32:32.680 --> 0:32:34.720
<v Speaker 1>But if it's not, you can take my idea. I

0:32:34.760 --> 0:32:36.120
<v Speaker 1>was thinking, oh my god, why don't they just have

0:32:36.160 --> 0:32:39.000
<v Speaker 1>accounts that, like you can have a parental account so

0:32:39.120 --> 0:32:41.760
<v Speaker 1>that the kid can like only get in an uber

0:32:41.880 --> 0:32:44.040
<v Speaker 1>when it sends like a verification code to the parent

0:32:44.160 --> 0:32:45.959
<v Speaker 1>and like they get a yes back for the kid

0:32:46.000 --> 0:32:49.440
<v Speaker 1>to get in the car. But I think that would

0:32:49.440 --> 0:32:50.800
<v Speaker 1>open a lot of liability up.

0:32:51.080 --> 0:32:54.080
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, I mean take it. Just put it in

0:32:54.320 --> 0:32:58.640
<v Speaker 2>like like a Chucky doll package that like a four

0:32:58.760 --> 0:33:01.880
<v Speaker 2>year old toddler and like so it's like a toy

0:33:02.200 --> 0:33:03.320
<v Speaker 2>and you ship, yeah.

0:33:03.400 --> 0:33:05.600
<v Speaker 1>Do the package thing on the uber and just throw

0:33:05.640 --> 0:33:06.280
<v Speaker 1>your kid in there.

0:33:06.440 --> 0:33:11.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Well, I debated whether I was going to talk

0:33:11.440 --> 0:33:15.400
<v Speaker 2>about this or not, because it is actually so fucking

0:33:15.520 --> 0:33:21.360
<v Speaker 2>humiliating and embarrassing for me that this happened. But the

0:33:22.000 --> 0:33:26.640
<v Speaker 2>show We're here on HBO premiered, and if you don't

0:33:26.680 --> 0:33:29.640
<v Speaker 2>know what the show is, it's I forget the Returning

0:33:30.000 --> 0:33:33.520
<v Speaker 2>Drag Queens that yeah, like I know bombs the drag

0:33:33.600 --> 0:33:36.960
<v Speaker 2>Queen Eureka and Shandela. Yeah. I don't know if they're

0:33:36.960 --> 0:33:39.400
<v Speaker 2>the host every season, but they were the hosts of

0:33:39.480 --> 0:33:42.160
<v Speaker 2>this episode, and I had watched this is actually so

0:33:42.280 --> 0:33:44.400
<v Speaker 2>fucked up. But I had watched like the first season

0:33:44.640 --> 0:33:47.760
<v Speaker 2>with like a hookup before we hooked up in bed,

0:33:47.840 --> 0:33:49.400
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, oh my god, this is like

0:33:50.320 --> 0:33:52.520
<v Speaker 2>this is awful. But anyways, not the show, but this

0:33:53.000 --> 0:33:56.640
<v Speaker 2>environment that I'm in, like energy that I'm having right now.

0:33:56.760 --> 0:34:01.200
<v Speaker 2>But I'm watching this show and Madeline and Steel or

0:34:01.400 --> 0:34:03.239
<v Speaker 2>I'm at Madeline and Steven's house and they're like, oh,

0:34:03.320 --> 0:34:06.360
<v Speaker 2>let's watch the We're here episode. We open it, it

0:34:06.440 --> 0:34:10.359
<v Speaker 2>says Granberry, Texas, which is my hometown. There's no way

0:34:11.080 --> 0:34:14.520
<v Speaker 2>open the fucking episode. It is fully an entire I

0:34:14.600 --> 0:34:15.520
<v Speaker 2>know they showed.

0:34:15.280 --> 0:34:17.279
<v Speaker 1>The square and I was like, I've been there.

0:34:17.400 --> 0:34:21.960
<v Speaker 2>It's the entire episode on drag Queens going to my hometown.

0:34:22.040 --> 0:34:25.520
<v Speaker 2>And I remember hearing about this a while ago, on

0:34:25.680 --> 0:34:27.920
<v Speaker 2>like the fourth of July, because like it was like

0:34:28.040 --> 0:34:30.120
<v Speaker 2>it was a big thing. Like people were being like

0:34:30.440 --> 0:34:32.680
<v Speaker 2>extremely hateful and they were like, no, we don't want

0:34:32.760 --> 0:34:35.560
<v Speaker 2>drag queens in our community, we don't want gay people

0:34:35.600 --> 0:34:37.640
<v Speaker 2>in our community, blah blah blah blah blah, like just

0:34:37.680 --> 0:34:41.839
<v Speaker 2>being hateful bigots and like threatening them, like threatening their

0:34:41.920 --> 0:34:44.520
<v Speaker 2>lives and shit. And like I was like Oh, there's

0:34:44.560 --> 0:34:46.440
<v Speaker 2>no way they aired that episode, or if they do,

0:34:46.560 --> 0:34:48.799
<v Speaker 2>they're not going to talk about that. Nope. The entire

0:34:48.840 --> 0:34:52.680
<v Speaker 2>episode was how fucking awful Granberry, Texas and how terrible

0:34:52.760 --> 0:34:56.160
<v Speaker 2>my hometown is. And I was so fucking embarrassed. But

0:34:56.280 --> 0:34:59.200
<v Speaker 2>I was also high on Delta eight or whatever, which.

0:34:59.080 --> 0:35:01.640
<v Speaker 1>Is another story, high on fucking Deli.

0:35:01.640 --> 0:35:05.040
<v Speaker 2>With fucking cybernetic weed. That ship is straight Kim's bro Like,

0:35:05.080 --> 0:35:06.320
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, it's cybernetic.

0:35:06.360 --> 0:35:07.759
<v Speaker 1>And then what's that one word you said at the

0:35:07.840 --> 0:35:10.080
<v Speaker 1>last episode with the little like the little symbols and

0:35:10.160 --> 0:35:13.000
<v Speaker 1>dead chips you're eating. It's called the Star with a

0:35:13.480 --> 0:35:13.920
<v Speaker 1>or something.

0:35:14.440 --> 0:35:14.920
<v Speaker 2>Ammonia.

0:35:15.280 --> 0:35:17.719
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, non ammonia. It's like you air dropped

0:35:17.719 --> 0:35:18.720
<v Speaker 1>it on the plane to Japan.

0:35:18.920 --> 0:35:19.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh sinuals.

0:35:19.760 --> 0:35:26.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, cybernetics and sinuals. And I went to the biggest

0:35:26.360 --> 0:35:28.279
<v Speaker 1>fucking smoke shop and it scared the funk to me.

0:35:28.400 --> 0:35:31.000
<v Speaker 1>They had a free Kratum sign and I've seen createm

0:35:31.040 --> 0:35:33.479
<v Speaker 1>with smoke shops. Drew, I should have taken a picture,

0:35:33.520 --> 0:35:35.000
<v Speaker 1>but like the guy who worked there was like kind

0:35:35.000 --> 0:35:36.759
<v Speaker 1>of like watching me and my friend walk around. I

0:35:36.880 --> 0:35:38.520
<v Speaker 1>was like, I won't like take pictures because I don't

0:35:38.520 --> 0:35:39.880
<v Speaker 1>want him to feel like we're making fun of him

0:35:39.920 --> 0:35:42.560
<v Speaker 1>in some way. But it was so huge. It was

0:35:42.840 --> 0:35:45.200
<v Speaker 1>in what used to be a pay Less but it

0:35:45.280 --> 0:35:47.880
<v Speaker 1>didn't get smaller shop, but it didn't get smaller.

0:35:47.960 --> 0:35:48.719
<v Speaker 2>It was that big.

0:35:48.760 --> 0:35:50.200
<v Speaker 1>It was the biggest smoke shop ever. And I was like,

0:35:50.280 --> 0:35:52.759
<v Speaker 1>Drew should be here because this is crazy. They had

0:35:52.880 --> 0:35:55.160
<v Speaker 1>like you know, like when you buy like flower, like

0:35:55.280 --> 0:35:56.799
<v Speaker 1>big things of flower, that.

0:35:57.000 --> 0:36:02.040
<v Speaker 2>That is fucking crazy. The noise realization of kretom is

0:36:02.560 --> 0:36:06.480
<v Speaker 2>so dangerous. I've seen it at fucking air one. I've

0:36:06.520 --> 0:36:09.960
<v Speaker 2>seen videos of uh like girls like going to Airwin

0:36:10.040 --> 0:36:11.880
<v Speaker 2>and getting this shot that they don't know what's in

0:36:11.960 --> 0:36:15.560
<v Speaker 2>it and saying like, oh, like this is supposedly like

0:36:15.719 --> 0:36:21.920
<v Speaker 2>a supposedly a like alternating an alternative to drinking, So

0:36:21.960 --> 0:36:23.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna drink this before I go out so I

0:36:23.840 --> 0:36:26.440
<v Speaker 2>don't drink tonight. What they don't fucking realize is they're

0:36:26.520 --> 0:36:30.759
<v Speaker 2>taking like essentially a dose of fucking pain killers before

0:36:30.760 --> 0:36:33.720
<v Speaker 2>they go out. So just tread fucking carefully with kratum.

0:36:33.800 --> 0:36:36.680
<v Speaker 2>It is so evil and diabolical and it's crazy that

0:36:36.719 --> 0:36:39.120
<v Speaker 2>it's being normalized, and like, I don't know.

0:36:39.360 --> 0:36:43.040
<v Speaker 1>I literally yeah, I have awful opinions on too, and

0:36:43.120 --> 0:36:44.920
<v Speaker 1>when I saw the free kratems on it, I was like,

0:36:45.040 --> 0:36:46.680
<v Speaker 1>this is crazy and then I asked him. I was like,

0:36:47.080 --> 0:36:48.920
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I know this is Florida, but like

0:36:48.960 --> 0:36:51.640
<v Speaker 1>where in Miami And we're like not in like the

0:36:51.760 --> 0:36:55.160
<v Speaker 1>part of Miami that like who I assume like uses

0:36:55.239 --> 0:36:58.120
<v Speaker 1>Kreatum is in And I was like, oh, like is

0:36:58.200 --> 0:36:58.800
<v Speaker 1>this popular?

0:36:58.880 --> 0:36:59.000
<v Speaker 2>Him?

0:36:59.120 --> 0:37:00.800
<v Speaker 1>He was like, we have people lining up at like

0:37:00.920 --> 0:37:05.400
<v Speaker 1>eight am to like get like that should be a signed.

0:37:05.239 --> 0:37:08.880
<v Speaker 2>To not sell it but legal fucking heroine. But anyways,

0:37:08.920 --> 0:37:12.240
<v Speaker 2>I'll finish my story. We'll talk about that in another

0:37:12.320 --> 0:37:15.360
<v Speaker 2>episode because we both have crazy fucking opinions on that.

0:37:16.440 --> 0:37:18.000
<v Speaker 2>But what was I saying about?

0:37:18.040 --> 0:37:20.520
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so yeah, sorry.

0:37:20.560 --> 0:37:23.279
<v Speaker 2>And no you were good, but or you're good, but

0:37:23.840 --> 0:37:28.239
<v Speaker 2>we're here on Granbury, Texas. Without spoiling too much, because

0:37:28.239 --> 0:37:30.600
<v Speaker 2>you should go watch the episode because it's it's really

0:37:30.680 --> 0:37:34.400
<v Speaker 2>fucking good. I guess I was just finished. I just

0:37:34.560 --> 0:37:36.759
<v Speaker 2>all I wanted to say is that like I'm fucking

0:37:36.840 --> 0:37:40.520
<v Speaker 2>embarrassed of my hometown and sad and like honestly like

0:37:40.880 --> 0:37:43.640
<v Speaker 2>amazed with my parents and the fact that I was

0:37:43.920 --> 0:37:46.759
<v Speaker 2>raised in that hometown. The way I was and still

0:37:46.880 --> 0:37:50.440
<v Speaker 2>came out a normal fucking person with like good values

0:37:50.520 --> 0:37:53.160
<v Speaker 2>and morals because like the people that I grew up

0:37:53.200 --> 0:37:56.040
<v Speaker 2>around are those people. And I didn't realize it was

0:37:56.120 --> 0:38:00.400
<v Speaker 2>bad growing up until I grew up and I was like, like,

0:38:01.160 --> 0:38:03.719
<v Speaker 2>my hometown is fucking evil and they fucking suck and

0:38:03.840 --> 0:38:05.719
<v Speaker 2>they are bigots and they are I mean.

0:38:06.239 --> 0:38:09.200
<v Speaker 1>It is crazy how like there I always talk. I

0:38:09.280 --> 0:38:11.840
<v Speaker 1>actually got to a huge conversation about it with somebody

0:38:11.840 --> 0:38:15.840
<v Speaker 1>who's like a photography teacher at a art school in Miami,

0:38:16.360 --> 0:38:18.920
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, it is really insane to think that,

0:38:19.160 --> 0:38:21.840
<v Speaker 1>like already because of where my parents come from, like

0:38:21.960 --> 0:38:24.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't live I never lived in like a political

0:38:24.080 --> 0:38:27.640
<v Speaker 1>household Like that was like that was never a conversation

0:38:27.760 --> 0:38:30.400
<v Speaker 1>in my household. Like politics and stuff was like just

0:38:30.600 --> 0:38:35.560
<v Speaker 1>always it for reasons I would rather than divulge publicly,

0:38:35.719 --> 0:38:38.279
<v Speaker 1>but like it was just not let's just say it

0:38:38.360 --> 0:38:42.759
<v Speaker 1>didn't really affect us or them. But because that wasn't

0:38:42.760 --> 0:38:46.560
<v Speaker 1>a thing, Like I never heard like super homophobic rhetoric.

0:38:46.680 --> 0:38:49.320
<v Speaker 1>Of course, I heard like the classic like random comments

0:38:49.360 --> 0:38:50.920
<v Speaker 1>that would like make me and my siblings be like

0:38:52.080 --> 0:38:52.560
<v Speaker 1>what do you mean?

0:38:52.600 --> 0:38:53.080
<v Speaker 2>What do you mean?

0:38:53.160 --> 0:38:55.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what are you saying? But like, especially now, like

0:38:55.840 --> 0:38:58.320
<v Speaker 1>my dad is like my dad specifically, my mom is

0:38:58.400 --> 0:39:00.600
<v Speaker 1>just an angel and like literally I don't there's a

0:39:00.640 --> 0:39:04.000
<v Speaker 1>hateful bone in her body, and neither for my dad really,

0:39:04.080 --> 0:39:06.240
<v Speaker 1>but like I just never heard that kind of crazy

0:39:06.320 --> 0:39:09.840
<v Speaker 1>ass rhetoric. Damn, like you're choking.

0:39:11.239 --> 0:39:21.400
<v Speaker 4>I got pretty high before this, Yeah, but I just.

0:39:21.440 --> 0:39:23.400
<v Speaker 1>Never heard that kind of rhetoric. And it is crazy

0:39:23.480 --> 0:39:25.239
<v Speaker 1>to think that there are some households that are like

0:39:25.520 --> 0:39:30.000
<v Speaker 1>so like strict and like hard to like grow up in,

0:39:30.600 --> 0:39:36.440
<v Speaker 1>especially if you fall under like certain like identities. And

0:39:36.560 --> 0:39:38.680
<v Speaker 1>that's just that that's it. Like I just like I

0:39:38.760 --> 0:39:40.880
<v Speaker 1>always like when I hear because now I have plenty

0:39:40.920 --> 0:39:43.080
<v Speaker 1>of friends who I hear about it, and I'm just

0:39:43.200 --> 0:39:46.680
<v Speaker 1>like I never realized growing up how lucky I had

0:39:46.719 --> 0:39:49.200
<v Speaker 1>it in terms of like my parents were just so

0:39:49.360 --> 0:39:51.200
<v Speaker 1>fucking willy nilly in a lot of ways.

0:39:51.239 --> 0:39:54.480
<v Speaker 2>They were just like, let you fucking do you figure

0:39:54.480 --> 0:39:58.840
<v Speaker 2>it out? So lucky. But yeah, that that's kind of

0:39:58.880 --> 0:40:00.960
<v Speaker 2>all I wanted to say, is just it is insane

0:40:01.080 --> 0:40:01.960
<v Speaker 2>that like you.

0:40:02.040 --> 0:40:04.879
<v Speaker 1>Can cough, he's like scared to cough. Let it out

0:40:05.560 --> 0:40:07.439
<v Speaker 1>be true? Did you choke on water?

0:40:08.440 --> 0:40:11.080
<v Speaker 4>I don't know what I choked on my penis. Oh

0:40:11.120 --> 0:40:12.640
<v Speaker 4>my god, Oh yeah, I choked.

0:40:12.440 --> 0:40:16.360
<v Speaker 1>On It's like, you know how the microphone wires, wires

0:40:16.400 --> 0:40:20.040
<v Speaker 1>are like going over there. Yeah, it's snaking over to you. Yeah,

0:40:20.600 --> 0:40:22.799
<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to find the stupid ass comment you made

0:40:22.840 --> 0:40:23.960
<v Speaker 1>to me and what I said to you.

0:40:24.880 --> 0:40:28.880
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I while and just finding that comment. I

0:40:29.000 --> 0:40:31.560
<v Speaker 2>guess it was a really bad idea for the first time,

0:40:32.120 --> 0:40:36.399
<v Speaker 2>me trying weed, let alone cybernetic weed, and a very

0:40:36.520 --> 0:40:40.080
<v Speaker 2>long time. I was watching an episode of a show

0:40:40.080 --> 0:40:43.279
<v Speaker 2>about drag queens that is going to completely ship on

0:40:43.400 --> 0:40:46.440
<v Speaker 2>and destroy my hometown where I grew up. But I

0:40:46.520 --> 0:40:49.600
<v Speaker 2>got high and I had a good time. I had

0:40:49.640 --> 0:40:50.320
<v Speaker 2>a good I know.

0:40:50.640 --> 0:40:52.560
<v Speaker 1>I called Drew and I was so shocked and I

0:40:52.640 --> 0:40:53.880
<v Speaker 1>was literally so jealous.

0:40:54.040 --> 0:40:56.000
<v Speaker 2>I had like such a blast and I was like, damn,

0:40:56.040 --> 0:40:56.600
<v Speaker 2>maybe I can.

0:40:56.800 --> 0:40:59.120
<v Speaker 1>Maybe what you need is the cybernetic That's what.

0:40:59.160 --> 0:41:01.160
<v Speaker 2>I was thinking. I had that thought. I was like, oh,

0:41:01.239 --> 0:41:03.120
<v Speaker 2>maybe I need this bullshit like that.

0:41:03.960 --> 0:41:04.399
<v Speaker 4>It's real.

0:41:04.440 --> 0:41:07.040
<v Speaker 2>We just might be too potent, it's too fucking strong

0:41:07.040 --> 0:41:11.200
<v Speaker 2>because like literally never mind, like uh that's another conversation,

0:41:11.320 --> 0:41:14.120
<v Speaker 2>but just completely actually I'm gonna get into it.

0:41:14.560 --> 0:41:17.840
<v Speaker 1>No no, no, you said, see how hard I have it?

0:41:18.000 --> 0:41:20.120
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, wait, why is there going to

0:41:20.160 --> 0:41:22.920
<v Speaker 1>be a gay statue of you when when you Elton

0:41:23.080 --> 0:41:27.040
<v Speaker 1>John John yourself in thirty years, like you are going

0:41:27.120 --> 0:41:30.040
<v Speaker 1>to be the first gay Granberry Fame like Hall of

0:41:30.120 --> 0:41:33.680
<v Speaker 1>Fame alumni, and there's gonna be a big statue of you,

0:41:33.960 --> 0:41:37.560
<v Speaker 1>like like with and your whole you're holding a Discos

0:41:38.239 --> 0:41:46.040
<v Speaker 1>town Gosh, but yeah, did it make you? Did it

0:41:46.120 --> 0:41:46.760
<v Speaker 1>make you sad?

0:41:48.280 --> 0:41:48.320
<v Speaker 4>Not?

0:41:48.760 --> 0:41:51.160
<v Speaker 2>Yes, sad because some of the kids in that show.

0:41:51.200 --> 0:41:53.680
<v Speaker 2>I was like, damn, Like I don't know. It was

0:41:53.760 --> 0:41:57.919
<v Speaker 2>just crazy to just think be introspective kind of about

0:41:57.960 --> 0:42:00.360
<v Speaker 2>my hometown and like look at it on like a

0:42:00.440 --> 0:42:02.680
<v Speaker 2>more macro level than like kind of what I know.

0:42:02.840 --> 0:42:05.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, then just like the nostalgia based shit yeh have

0:42:05.560 --> 0:42:06.240
<v Speaker 1>on it because.

0:42:06.000 --> 0:42:08.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, damn, this place does fucking suck. Like I

0:42:08.640 --> 0:42:11.600
<v Speaker 2>love it and I love going back there, but like, damn,

0:42:11.800 --> 0:42:14.399
<v Speaker 2>like there was just a lot of like the whole

0:42:14.440 --> 0:42:16.239
<v Speaker 2>shit that I had to deal with growing up, and

0:42:16.400 --> 0:42:20.800
<v Speaker 2>like just interesting looking at it from like a lens

0:42:20.920 --> 0:42:25.320
<v Speaker 2>of someone who I respect their opinions and like, I

0:42:25.360 --> 0:42:27.680
<v Speaker 2>don't know, it's just very crazy, But yeah, I got

0:42:27.760 --> 0:42:31.360
<v Speaker 2>fucking stoned as fuck and it was lit. I loved it.

0:42:32.760 --> 0:42:37.920
<v Speaker 2>And there was a moment though, where I laughed out

0:42:38.000 --> 0:42:40.279
<v Speaker 2>loud at the show that we were watching, We're Here,

0:42:40.320 --> 0:42:42.120
<v Speaker 2>because I was literally, this sounds like a fucking We're

0:42:42.160 --> 0:42:44.480
<v Speaker 2>here brand deal. But I was like, I laughed out

0:42:44.560 --> 0:42:48.719
<v Speaker 2>loud at it, and then I got really quiet for

0:42:48.960 --> 0:42:52.200
<v Speaker 2>twenty minutes and was inside my head spiraling about my

0:42:52.440 --> 0:42:54.360
<v Speaker 2>laugh and I was like, oh my god, like that

0:42:54.480 --> 0:42:56.040
<v Speaker 2>was too loud. That was a weird laugh, Like I

0:42:56.080 --> 0:42:57.799
<v Speaker 2>can't believe I laughed Like that was that too loud

0:42:57.840 --> 0:42:59.600
<v Speaker 2>that I even laugh? Like what's going on? And then

0:42:59.600 --> 0:43:01.279
<v Speaker 2>I would just like spiral out of control and then

0:43:01.360 --> 0:43:04.000
<v Speaker 2>ended up thinking about like killing myself or some shit

0:43:04.200 --> 0:43:06.719
<v Speaker 2>like and that don't needed off myself. But that's what

0:43:06.840 --> 0:43:08.320
<v Speaker 2>we does to me. That's why I can't do it.

0:43:08.480 --> 0:43:10.719
<v Speaker 2>Is it like really makes me spiral in a bad way.

0:43:11.120 --> 0:43:12.279
<v Speaker 2>Well turned it around.

0:43:12.360 --> 0:43:15.080
<v Speaker 1>While you were doing that, I was in my old

0:43:15.560 --> 0:43:19.200
<v Speaker 1>I was in my like thirties era where my mom

0:43:19.360 --> 0:43:22.239
<v Speaker 1>was like we should have wine and I was like okay,

0:43:22.320 --> 0:43:23.640
<v Speaker 1>and then I would get a bottle of wine with

0:43:23.680 --> 0:43:25.839
<v Speaker 1>her and like sit at the table with a cup

0:43:25.920 --> 0:43:28.040
<v Speaker 1>of wine and like talking to my mom and like

0:43:28.120 --> 0:43:30.560
<v Speaker 1>my friends, and I was like, damn, this is like

0:43:30.880 --> 0:43:33.120
<v Speaker 1>this really is what being in your mid twenties is, Like,

0:43:34.120 --> 0:43:35.759
<v Speaker 1>well shit, but it was fucking lip.

0:43:36.320 --> 0:43:40.480
<v Speaker 2>Did we ever talk about the Luaeva party? No, so

0:43:41.320 --> 0:43:46.759
<v Speaker 2>Ya got invited to this Loua party and I'll let

0:43:46.840 --> 0:43:47.920
<v Speaker 2>you like preface in.

0:43:48.080 --> 0:43:50.360
<v Speaker 1>So I got invited and I really wanted to go,

0:43:50.719 --> 0:43:52.480
<v Speaker 1>but like, originally I was going to go with Ryan,

0:43:52.560 --> 0:43:54.680
<v Speaker 1>but she I fucked up the dates and she was

0:43:54.760 --> 0:43:56.440
<v Speaker 1>like on the other side of town, and I just

0:43:56.520 --> 0:43:59.040
<v Speaker 1>want I like, I get really anxious about those kind

0:43:59.040 --> 0:44:02.600
<v Speaker 1>of things because like especially going alone, Like I don't

0:44:02.600 --> 0:44:04.040
<v Speaker 1>want to go to I don't think anybody wants to

0:44:04.080 --> 0:44:05.839
<v Speaker 1>go to a fucking party alone, let alone a party

0:44:05.840 --> 0:44:07.720
<v Speaker 1>where I'm like, oh, like I don't know if anybody

0:44:07.719 --> 0:44:09.200
<v Speaker 1>I know is going to be there and it's kind

0:44:09.239 --> 0:44:12.440
<v Speaker 1>of like an event thing whatever. So like, but I

0:44:12.600 --> 0:44:14.239
<v Speaker 1>was like, I'm gonna go because like I want to

0:44:14.280 --> 0:44:15.560
<v Speaker 1>be in these kind of rooms and I need to

0:44:15.640 --> 0:44:17.000
<v Speaker 1>just put myself in the room and whatever.

0:44:17.360 --> 0:44:19.880
<v Speaker 2>So own this space and I like it. I belong.

0:44:20.040 --> 0:44:22.719
<v Speaker 1>I asked Josiah and Drew to drop me off and

0:44:22.840 --> 0:44:24.600
<v Speaker 1>like they're in their pgs like about to have like

0:44:24.640 --> 0:44:27.120
<v Speaker 1>a chill ass, like sit down night, and I was like,

0:44:27.320 --> 0:44:30.600
<v Speaker 1>can y'all drop me off and whatever? And then like

0:44:30.800 --> 0:44:32.480
<v Speaker 1>maybe I'll be in for fifteen minutes and just like

0:44:32.600 --> 0:44:34.480
<v Speaker 1>kind of linger around if you're down, and like I'll

0:44:34.520 --> 0:44:37.800
<v Speaker 1>get out and like come back out. But then we

0:44:37.920 --> 0:44:40.040
<v Speaker 1>got there and I was texting around about her getting

0:44:40.040 --> 0:44:41.279
<v Speaker 1>there and she was like, dude, I'm still at this

0:44:41.320 --> 0:44:42.759
<v Speaker 1>dinner or whatever. And then I was like, oh, it's

0:44:42.800 --> 0:44:44.320
<v Speaker 1>so far from where she is. I don't even know

0:44:44.320 --> 0:44:45.919
<v Speaker 1>if it's worth it for her to come here because

0:44:45.920 --> 0:44:47.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to be here that long. So then

0:44:47.640 --> 0:44:49.000
<v Speaker 1>I was like freaking out because I was like, dude,

0:44:49.000 --> 0:44:50.520
<v Speaker 1>I need to go inside. But then I texted a

0:44:50.520 --> 0:44:51.880
<v Speaker 1>few friends and they were like they're going to go,

0:44:52.160 --> 0:44:53.920
<v Speaker 1>so I was like, oh, maybe they're there already. Maybe

0:44:53.960 --> 0:44:55.440
<v Speaker 1>I just go in. Like I was just freaking the

0:44:55.480 --> 0:44:57.799
<v Speaker 1>fuck out about like going inside because.

0:44:58.320 --> 0:45:00.440
<v Speaker 2>Being alone, it just wasn't the vibe that either.

0:45:00.560 --> 0:45:03.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I was just like scared. I think, no matter

0:45:03.080 --> 0:45:04.440
<v Speaker 1>what vibe I was in, I don't want to go

0:45:04.520 --> 0:45:06.320
<v Speaker 1>into somewhere alone because I get really scared and like

0:45:06.360 --> 0:45:08.440
<v Speaker 1>nervous and uncomfortable and like in my head about like

0:45:08.520 --> 0:45:09.759
<v Speaker 1>meeting there, and I'm like, oh my god, I'm the

0:45:09.800 --> 0:45:12.200
<v Speaker 1>loser who whatever, even though no one gives a fuck.

0:45:12.480 --> 0:45:15.440
<v Speaker 1>But basically I had like texted somebody and I was like,

0:45:15.560 --> 0:45:17.040
<v Speaker 1>is there a chance, like I could bring one of

0:45:17.120 --> 0:45:18.640
<v Speaker 1>my friends who's in the car with me in because

0:45:18.680 --> 0:45:20.799
<v Speaker 1>like I can't go in, and like Drew and Joe

0:45:20.840 --> 0:45:22.680
<v Speaker 1>Sigher were like, I'm not fucking going in, bitch, Like

0:45:22.719 --> 0:45:23.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm literally.

0:45:23.760 --> 0:45:25.560
<v Speaker 2>Like in a self destruct mode. So I was like,

0:45:25.640 --> 0:45:27.240
<v Speaker 2>I'll go in, but I'm in my pjs.

0:45:27.239 --> 0:45:32.160
<v Speaker 1>But Tupler like stripe pjs with his combde fucked down.

0:45:33.040 --> 0:45:35.840
<v Speaker 2>It was fucking sick. It was the hardest outfit of twenty.

0:45:36.200 --> 0:45:39.279
<v Speaker 1>And his like orange and blue like flattered paint.

0:45:39.440 --> 0:45:43.160
<v Speaker 2>I think I like subconsciously threw together those last bits

0:45:43.520 --> 0:45:45.000
<v Speaker 2>just in case I was going to go in, so

0:45:45.080 --> 0:45:47.200
<v Speaker 2>I could you get Jewish? Yeah?

0:45:48.520 --> 0:45:51.640
<v Speaker 1>And then he like went in and literally like so

0:45:51.760 --> 0:45:55.279
<v Speaker 1>it was like Josiah inside was listening to me, well

0:45:55.320 --> 0:45:58.400
<v Speaker 1>because you you went just making sure you heard that,

0:45:58.640 --> 0:46:00.640
<v Speaker 1>oh yeah no. And I just didn't want to comment

0:46:00.680 --> 0:46:01.880
<v Speaker 1>on it because I was gonna let it go, like

0:46:01.880 --> 0:46:05.759
<v Speaker 1>I understood what you said, but whatever we like end

0:46:05.920 --> 0:46:08.359
<v Speaker 1>up it ends up being that both of them could

0:46:08.400 --> 0:46:12.680
<v Speaker 1>go in. So like and my like, my girl who

0:46:12.760 --> 0:46:15.120
<v Speaker 1>was like getting me in, was like, oh, like just

0:46:15.640 --> 0:46:17.880
<v Speaker 1>there's ballet, so just bring your car up and like

0:46:18.280 --> 0:46:20.440
<v Speaker 1>y'all can go in. So we valet the car and

0:46:20.560 --> 0:46:23.800
<v Speaker 1>hop out me in like this cute fit like obviously,

0:46:23.960 --> 0:46:26.040
<v Speaker 1>like I dressed up to go to this party and

0:46:26.160 --> 0:46:30.520
<v Speaker 1>then like Josiah in his sweats socks and like this

0:46:30.800 --> 0:46:33.200
<v Speaker 1>juicy guitar crop top I gave him because he didn't

0:46:33.200 --> 0:46:35.080
<v Speaker 1>want to wear them. Yeah, he didn't want to wear

0:46:35.120 --> 0:46:37.120
<v Speaker 1>his other shirt, so he wore that and then a

0:46:37.280 --> 0:46:41.480
<v Speaker 1>sweater wrapped around it, like like he was just like, oh,

0:46:41.520 --> 0:46:42.879
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to be in my pjs. I wanted

0:46:42.920 --> 0:46:44.440
<v Speaker 1>to be a crazy fit. So I gave him basically

0:46:44.440 --> 0:46:46.040
<v Speaker 1>what I had in my trunk and then he had

0:46:46.080 --> 0:46:48.399
<v Speaker 1>his hair up and his glasses on and then drew

0:46:48.760 --> 0:46:51.640
<v Speaker 1>on my other side in his fucking craziest outfit. And

0:46:51.719 --> 0:46:54.320
<v Speaker 1>my like the girl getting me in was literally like

0:46:54.560 --> 0:46:55.280
<v Speaker 1>this is awesome.

0:46:55.480 --> 0:46:57.120
<v Speaker 2>Like she was like this is so funny.

0:46:57.200 --> 0:46:59.200
<v Speaker 1>She was like, oh yeah, y'all like dressed the part,

0:46:59.320 --> 0:46:59.719
<v Speaker 1>like go in.

0:47:00.120 --> 0:47:03.399
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but we pull up. We go inside and it's

0:47:03.560 --> 0:47:07.560
<v Speaker 2>not a small event. It's like it was a party. Yeah,

0:47:07.640 --> 0:47:11.480
<v Speaker 2>ever is there, and like it's a party. It's like

0:47:11.600 --> 0:47:14.000
<v Speaker 2>a cool thing. And then I'm walking around in a

0:47:14.040 --> 0:47:16.799
<v Speaker 2>comb de fuck down beanie all the way to my eyebrows,

0:47:18.000 --> 0:47:20.960
<v Speaker 2>literal pajamas. But I felt cool.

0:47:21.239 --> 0:47:23.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was awesome. We like stood in there for

0:47:23.360 --> 0:47:26.239
<v Speaker 1>like literally thirty minutes, talk to a few friends, and

0:47:26.320 --> 0:47:28.160
<v Speaker 1>then like we were like, all right, we need to

0:47:28.239 --> 0:47:30.040
<v Speaker 1>leave because it literally was a party, like.

0:47:30.080 --> 0:47:32.120
<v Speaker 2>We were famous people. By the way, I just need

0:47:32.200 --> 0:47:35.920
<v Speaker 2>to say that they were famous people that we were

0:47:35.960 --> 0:47:38.959
<v Speaker 2>friends with, because like we know famous people.

0:47:40.640 --> 0:47:42.319
<v Speaker 1>Like, it's just you might as well like name drop.

0:47:42.560 --> 0:47:45.080
<v Speaker 1>No name dropping is like makes you a loser. But cat,

0:47:47.680 --> 0:47:50.040
<v Speaker 1>we just just start claiming that we're like really close

0:47:50.120 --> 0:47:50.319
<v Speaker 1>to her.

0:47:50.960 --> 0:47:52.680
<v Speaker 2>That's all we do. Life.

0:47:53.040 --> 0:47:56.120
<v Speaker 1>Oh Timothy was there. Oh my god. We should have

0:47:56.320 --> 0:47:58.120
<v Speaker 1>mentioned how good he wasn't bones and all.

0:47:59.120 --> 0:48:02.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'll just text after this, honestly, Yeah, text him.

0:48:02.120 --> 0:48:03.759
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to FaceTime. I'm in a bit probably I

0:48:03.760 --> 0:48:04.680
<v Speaker 2>haven't talked to him a while.

0:48:04.719 --> 0:48:07.759
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'll just hop on with you. But yeah, Drew

0:48:07.920 --> 0:48:09.920
<v Speaker 1>pulled the worst fits. We'll throw it. Actually it was

0:48:10.040 --> 0:48:12.640
<v Speaker 1>like the best fit. But it was just awesome because

0:48:12.880 --> 0:48:16.920
<v Speaker 1>like he looked he looked like he accidentally like had

0:48:17.000 --> 0:48:19.160
<v Speaker 1>too much melatonin and was like, I'm going to take

0:48:19.160 --> 0:48:22.719
<v Speaker 1>a Napple for the party. I'm like exhausted, gave himself melatonin,

0:48:22.840 --> 0:48:24.600
<v Speaker 1>woke up as the party star was like, dude, fuck,

0:48:24.680 --> 0:48:26.200
<v Speaker 1>I need to just like get there, and then went

0:48:26.320 --> 0:48:28.400
<v Speaker 1>because like your eyes were a little droopy, but like

0:48:28.480 --> 0:48:31.600
<v Speaker 1>that was a part of the look yep, and that's it.

0:48:32.120 --> 0:48:32.719
<v Speaker 1>I think that's it.

0:48:33.120 --> 0:48:39.479
<v Speaker 2>That was the lave event fiasco. I did get laid

0:48:39.600 --> 0:48:40.080
<v Speaker 2>that night.

0:48:41.800 --> 0:48:44.160
<v Speaker 1>No he didn't. He did not. He went home and

0:48:45.040 --> 0:48:45.600
<v Speaker 1>went to sleep.

0:48:46.160 --> 0:48:48.600
<v Speaker 2>And then you know what's so crazy is I wore

0:48:48.640 --> 0:48:53.040
<v Speaker 2>the pajamas to the party, smoked cigarette, peeled disgusting as sweaty, event,

0:48:53.480 --> 0:48:55.880
<v Speaker 2>came home, went to bed in them because I'm not

0:48:56.120 --> 0:48:57.880
<v Speaker 2>washing that shit. I wanted to wear my pajamas. I

0:48:57.960 --> 0:48:59.640
<v Speaker 2>was ready for bed. We were only there for like

0:48:59.680 --> 0:49:02.839
<v Speaker 2>twenty Oh fuck, what the fuck was I gonna say?

0:49:02.880 --> 0:49:04.840
<v Speaker 1>Based on oh and because that we were like, oh

0:49:04.880 --> 0:49:06.520
<v Speaker 1>my god, wait, we should go out tomorrow, like we

0:49:06.560 --> 0:49:09.040
<v Speaker 1>should re enter our like going out and having fun era.

0:49:09.360 --> 0:49:11.080
<v Speaker 1>And then the next night when it came to it.

0:49:11.200 --> 0:49:12.440
<v Speaker 1>There was like a party we were gonna go to,

0:49:12.520 --> 0:49:15.560
<v Speaker 1>and all of us are like, hell no, like I'm

0:49:15.800 --> 0:49:18.400
<v Speaker 1>not doing We've been in our like stay home and

0:49:18.480 --> 0:49:20.720
<v Speaker 1>play Fortnite and like talk to nobody and do nothing

0:49:20.800 --> 0:49:21.759
<v Speaker 1>and like brought away.

0:49:22.239 --> 0:49:26.440
<v Speaker 2>Well, one time, at a random hookup, they had pasta

0:49:26.560 --> 0:49:29.040
<v Speaker 2>on the stove while we were hooking up. It started

0:49:29.080 --> 0:49:31.399
<v Speaker 2>smoking so fucking much that I thought we were going

0:49:31.480 --> 0:49:32.160
<v Speaker 2>to die of smoke.

0:49:32.200 --> 0:49:32.640
<v Speaker 4>In elation.

0:49:33.400 --> 0:49:36.560
<v Speaker 2>I still saw it through though. That's why I wrote down.

0:49:36.680 --> 0:49:38.759
<v Speaker 1>What did y'all just like like water it down and

0:49:38.880 --> 0:49:39.520
<v Speaker 1>keep it pushing.

0:49:39.920 --> 0:49:43.040
<v Speaker 2>No, I don't know what happened. I don't know what happened.

0:49:43.080 --> 0:49:45.200
<v Speaker 2>I just remember the pasta setting on fire.

0:49:46.520 --> 0:49:49.440
<v Speaker 1>Why, well, my dad, if you know, you know, like

0:49:49.640 --> 0:49:52.440
<v Speaker 1>when you make big pots of like soup or like

0:49:52.560 --> 0:49:54.960
<v Speaker 1>beef soup or chicken soup, like what a lot at

0:49:55.040 --> 0:49:57.479
<v Speaker 1>least my family did. I'm assuming this is what Latin

0:49:57.560 --> 0:49:59.480
<v Speaker 1>families will do there. Yeah, you just leave it on

0:49:59.520 --> 0:50:00.960
<v Speaker 1>the stove and they and you like heat it up

0:50:01.280 --> 0:50:04.000
<v Speaker 1>every day so that it doesn't rot. Which I don't

0:50:04.040 --> 0:50:07.239
<v Speaker 1>know what the theory to that is, but whatever, But

0:50:07.400 --> 0:50:11.000
<v Speaker 1>my dad like three times in one year came home

0:50:11.080 --> 0:50:14.000
<v Speaker 1>from being out and like drinking with his friends and

0:50:14.080 --> 0:50:16.040
<v Speaker 1>would come home and then be like, fuck, I didn't

0:50:16.080 --> 0:50:18.640
<v Speaker 1>heat up the soups today, and like go to heat

0:50:18.719 --> 0:50:20.879
<v Speaker 1>up the soup, and me and my siblings would wake

0:50:20.960 --> 0:50:22.879
<v Speaker 1>up in the living room with the house full of smoke,

0:50:22.920 --> 0:50:24.439
<v Speaker 1>would be like, what the fuck are He's like fuck

0:50:24.520 --> 0:50:26.600
<v Speaker 1>the soup, and like would have to go and like

0:50:26.719 --> 0:50:29.239
<v Speaker 1>throw the pot outside and water it down, and then

0:50:29.280 --> 0:50:30.719
<v Speaker 1>we'd have to stay up for an hour with the

0:50:30.760 --> 0:50:33.160
<v Speaker 1>windows open, waiting until like got out so that we

0:50:33.200 --> 0:50:37.160
<v Speaker 1>didn't die of smoke intellect. And he did that like

0:50:37.239 --> 0:50:40.520
<v Speaker 1>three times in a year, and then he stopped, obviously

0:50:42.120 --> 0:50:44.320
<v Speaker 1>thinking in his drunken stupor that he was gonna like,

0:50:44.360 --> 0:50:47.000
<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, I'm gonna save myself like thirty dollars worth

0:50:47.040 --> 0:50:47.719
<v Speaker 1>of soup right now.

0:50:48.400 --> 0:50:51.760
<v Speaker 2>You know what, Actually this is crazy. This is completely

0:50:51.880 --> 0:50:55.600
<v Speaker 2>different from what you were talking about, but it kind

0:50:55.680 --> 0:50:58.680
<v Speaker 2>of goes with the whole like my hometown, learning different

0:50:58.719 --> 0:51:00.799
<v Speaker 2>shit growing up and like hearing different things and being

0:51:00.840 --> 0:51:05.040
<v Speaker 2>surrounded by different things instead of fucking sex ed, which

0:51:05.120 --> 0:51:07.040
<v Speaker 2>is what I thought it was called. But I was

0:51:07.120 --> 0:51:11.400
<v Speaker 2>reminded recently that we had a class called abstinence in

0:51:11.480 --> 0:51:14.440
<v Speaker 2>public school. Wow, so they didn't teach us sexual education.

0:51:14.520 --> 0:51:17.040
<v Speaker 2>They taught us not to have sex. Is that what

0:51:17.120 --> 0:51:20.920
<v Speaker 2>abstinence is? Yeah, like abstaining from sex. Yeah, that's what

0:51:21.040 --> 0:51:21.920
<v Speaker 2>we were taught in school.

0:51:22.000 --> 0:51:25.640
<v Speaker 1>We were taught sex ed. And I remember literally in

0:51:25.719 --> 0:51:28.359
<v Speaker 1>fifth grade when we were all sat like in different rooms,

0:51:28.400 --> 0:51:29.600
<v Speaker 1>like the boys in one room with the girls in

0:51:29.640 --> 0:51:31.680
<v Speaker 1>one room, to watch our separate videos. And like I

0:51:31.800 --> 0:51:34.440
<v Speaker 1>remember because it was like an illustration, and that was

0:51:34.480 --> 0:51:36.759
<v Speaker 1>in the era where everybody was smoking Smarties and like

0:51:36.880 --> 0:51:38.920
<v Speaker 1>a bunch of us weren't paying attention and we're like

0:51:38.960 --> 0:51:42.160
<v Speaker 1>smoking Smarties. And then in ninth grade, they like did

0:51:42.239 --> 0:51:44.839
<v Speaker 1>and we had a whole sex ad class, like we like, yeah,

0:51:44.880 --> 0:51:47.760
<v Speaker 1>our school fully had a class dedicated to sex education.

0:51:47.920 --> 0:51:49.920
<v Speaker 1>Like it was like our last period, my last period.

0:51:50.000 --> 0:51:51.480
<v Speaker 1>And I remember when they did the condom thing with

0:51:51.520 --> 0:51:55.360
<v Speaker 1>the banana and we were like, you're playing with the

0:51:55.400 --> 0:51:56.479
<v Speaker 1>fucking banana right now.

0:51:56.440 --> 0:51:59.279
<v Speaker 2>You're so weird we have that, And I thought we

0:51:59.440 --> 0:52:01.600
<v Speaker 2>had that. But what I do remember is we did

0:52:01.719 --> 0:52:04.239
<v Speaker 2>watch those videos in fifth grade, like boys and one arm,

0:52:04.320 --> 0:52:07.200
<v Speaker 2>girls in the other. And I remember at the end

0:52:07.239 --> 0:52:09.240
<v Speaker 2>of it, we were all given like a little goodie

0:52:09.280 --> 0:52:13.480
<v Speaker 2>bag of like Hyagiene products because it was like thirty

0:52:13.560 --> 0:52:17.640
<v Speaker 2>of us watching the video and in the bag there

0:52:17.760 --> 0:52:21.320
<v Speaker 2>was like a mini version of this deodorant that to

0:52:21.680 --> 0:52:24.960
<v Speaker 2>this day, I think it's the best smelling deodorant I've

0:52:25.000 --> 0:52:27.920
<v Speaker 2>ever smelt. And it was what's the red brand off

0:52:28.040 --> 0:52:34.680
<v Speaker 2>spice one old spice. It was like old spice, Yeah,

0:52:34.719 --> 0:52:39.640
<v Speaker 2>ice spice. It's the munch flavor, but the flavor. Yeah,

0:52:40.200 --> 0:52:43.200
<v Speaker 2>because you eat deodorant. That's how you keep your armpits clean.

0:52:43.840 --> 0:52:47.600
<v Speaker 2>Nod On, Yeah, you fucking put it on. What are

0:52:47.600 --> 0:52:50.640
<v Speaker 2>you talking about right now? You're crazy When I rub

0:52:50.719 --> 0:52:52.480
<v Speaker 2>it on my skin and give me king burns and

0:52:52.480 --> 0:52:54.080
<v Speaker 2>then you eat it and then it just comes up.

0:52:54.080 --> 0:52:55.920
<v Speaker 1>Okay, old literally gives everybody.

0:52:56.200 --> 0:52:58.799
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, why is that a thing that everybody has had

0:52:58.880 --> 0:53:01.280
<v Speaker 2>happened in their life? And their deal of profiting brand

0:53:01.320 --> 0:53:02.080
<v Speaker 2>that's on the shlves.

0:53:02.239 --> 0:53:04.480
<v Speaker 1>Men are so useless to somebody I used to see

0:53:04.680 --> 0:53:07.320
<v Speaker 1>got mad chemical burns from their deodorant and I was

0:53:07.400 --> 0:53:09.440
<v Speaker 1>like and he was just like, I don't know, Like

0:53:09.560 --> 0:53:10.880
<v Speaker 1>I guess that's just the way it is. And I

0:53:11.000 --> 0:53:12.720
<v Speaker 1>was like, that's not the way it is. You stop

0:53:12.880 --> 0:53:15.759
<v Speaker 1>using it. You switch over and I had to manually

0:53:15.960 --> 0:53:18.440
<v Speaker 1>throw away his deodorant and go to the store with

0:53:18.520 --> 0:53:20.759
<v Speaker 1>him to get him new deyodorant and be like, this

0:53:20.960 --> 0:53:21.640
<v Speaker 1>won't burn you.

0:53:24.440 --> 0:53:26.160
<v Speaker 2>I had that happen in like middle school, where I

0:53:26.200 --> 0:53:28.040
<v Speaker 2>got the kim burns and I never used it again.

0:53:28.360 --> 0:53:31.600
<v Speaker 2>But that deodorant is the greatest smelling deodorant I've ever

0:53:31.680 --> 0:53:34.240
<v Speaker 2>smelled in my life. And sometimes I'll get a whiff

0:53:34.239 --> 0:53:35.759
<v Speaker 2>of it in public and I haven't been able to

0:53:35.800 --> 0:53:37.479
<v Speaker 2>find it, and you'll get a whiff of someone wearing

0:53:37.560 --> 0:53:39.640
<v Speaker 2>it in public, and I'm not going to go up

0:53:39.640 --> 0:53:41.760
<v Speaker 2>to a random fucking dude and be like, what deyodurant

0:53:41.800 --> 0:53:43.640
<v Speaker 2>are you wearing right now? Because I remember it when

0:53:43.640 --> 0:53:45.719
<v Speaker 2>I was in fifth grade and I love it. Can't

0:53:45.760 --> 0:53:47.759
<v Speaker 2>do that and I just can never find it. And

0:53:47.840 --> 0:53:49.360
<v Speaker 2>it was like the original formulae, we.

0:53:49.360 --> 0:53:52.200
<v Speaker 1>Should go to CDs and like open all of them

0:53:52.280 --> 0:53:53.480
<v Speaker 1>and like give them whiffs.

0:53:53.840 --> 0:53:56.440
<v Speaker 2>Word. I've done that before, and I just cannot find.

0:53:56.320 --> 0:53:58.839
<v Speaker 1>We haven't hung out in a CDs together and too long.

0:53:59.160 --> 0:54:00.640
<v Speaker 1>I was trying to get all my friends of Miami

0:54:00.719 --> 0:54:02.520
<v Speaker 1>to hang out in a CBS. We were like doing

0:54:02.560 --> 0:54:04.680
<v Speaker 1>the thing that's like very Miami of US, where we

0:54:04.760 --> 0:54:07.000
<v Speaker 1>had nowhere to fucking go, and we were just like

0:54:07.120 --> 0:54:10.000
<v Speaker 1>standing in different parking lots until we decided, until I

0:54:10.080 --> 0:54:12.760
<v Speaker 1>finally convinced everybody to go to Flantagan's at one am

0:54:13.120 --> 0:54:16.400
<v Speaker 1>and those chicken wings, Like dude, they My stomach was

0:54:16.560 --> 0:54:19.600
<v Speaker 1>genuinely like contorting, like it was like jumping, and I've

0:54:19.680 --> 0:54:22.000
<v Speaker 1>never had that happen. And I actually was like, fuck, dude,

0:54:22.160 --> 0:54:23.719
<v Speaker 1>I wanted this so bad and now it's I'm gonna

0:54:23.719 --> 0:54:26.040
<v Speaker 1>have food poisoning and like fucking stomach ulcers from it.

0:54:26.280 --> 0:54:29.160
<v Speaker 1>But I think I am the clear. But I was

0:54:29.280 --> 0:54:31.840
<v Speaker 1>like when everybody was walking to their cars, we were like,

0:54:32.000 --> 0:54:34.400
<v Speaker 1>that's it, like the hang is over. Meanwhile, I was

0:54:34.440 --> 0:54:36.239
<v Speaker 1>like one forty am and I was like, the hang

0:54:36.360 --> 0:54:40.440
<v Speaker 1>is over, Like should we go to cbses And everybody

0:54:40.560 --> 0:54:42.759
<v Speaker 1>was like, no, bitch, we're going home, and I was like,

0:54:42.760 --> 0:54:44.840
<v Speaker 1>all right, sorry, let's go.

0:54:45.320 --> 0:54:47.200
<v Speaker 2>They just don't hang Yeah.

0:54:47.000 --> 0:54:50.040
<v Speaker 1>They don't understand. They don't understand the CBS Sleigh.

0:54:50.239 --> 0:54:56.200
<v Speaker 2>This CV Sleigh, the Yodling Kid and Backpack Kid actually dated.

0:54:57.239 --> 0:54:59.520
<v Speaker 2>Did you know that little thing?

0:55:00.000 --> 0:55:02.480
<v Speaker 1>Think they have a weird age gap, so like, what's

0:55:02.560 --> 0:55:02.840
<v Speaker 1>up with that.

0:55:03.040 --> 0:55:06.879
<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm fucking saying. That's what I've been saying

0:55:06.920 --> 0:55:08.000
<v Speaker 2>this entire time.

0:55:11.320 --> 0:55:14.120
<v Speaker 1>Who would be who would have got a Thunberg date

0:55:14.239 --> 0:55:16.719
<v Speaker 1>in the like in that sphere, like who would be

0:55:17.040 --> 0:55:22.000
<v Speaker 1>like her girl middle sex? No, No, I can't see that.

0:55:23.120 --> 0:55:27.200
<v Speaker 1>I feel like she has to date a girl. I

0:55:27.360 --> 0:55:28.560
<v Speaker 1>just that's her vite for me.

0:55:28.960 --> 0:55:34.759
<v Speaker 2>Like this, I'd say the girl that was on Ellen

0:55:34.800 --> 0:55:39.120
<v Speaker 2>DeGeneres with her and her and now she's like a

0:55:39.239 --> 0:55:41.600
<v Speaker 2>drill rapper okay, opposite?

0:55:42.040 --> 0:55:44.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, either that or you know, who would be the

0:55:45.000 --> 0:55:48.640
<v Speaker 1>Grace Vanderwald girl. Do you know what I'm saying? She's

0:55:48.800 --> 0:55:51.759
<v Speaker 1>gorgeous also, but like they like I need to see

0:55:51.760 --> 0:55:52.239
<v Speaker 1>them go on a.

0:55:52.239 --> 0:55:55.640
<v Speaker 2>Date Daniel Larson being obsessed with Grace Vanderwall Wait.

0:55:55.719 --> 0:55:57.160
<v Speaker 1>Is that what I they get? Okay, but they would

0:55:57.200 --> 0:55:59.800
<v Speaker 1>have to like go on a date when like Grace

0:56:00.200 --> 0:56:04.320
<v Speaker 1>first did her first audition like her and Greta like

0:56:04.520 --> 0:56:06.360
<v Speaker 1>at fourteen or like I don't know how old she

0:56:06.480 --> 0:56:09.919
<v Speaker 1>is here, but if it worked out, ship ship ship,

0:56:11.280 --> 0:56:12.480
<v Speaker 1>she was so cute?

0:56:13.440 --> 0:56:13.800
<v Speaker 2>What was she?

0:56:15.200 --> 0:56:15.399
<v Speaker 1>Wait?

0:56:17.120 --> 0:56:18.600
<v Speaker 2>Why did she ate? Yeah?

0:56:20.400 --> 0:56:26.920
<v Speaker 1>Okay, like get to sing? This is Christian?

0:56:27.560 --> 0:56:35.120
<v Speaker 2>Yes, no, she's her own song too.

0:56:36.160 --> 0:56:39.120
<v Speaker 1>No, no, mine eggs.

0:56:40.239 --> 0:56:44.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I don't play by the rules of the game.

0:56:49.560 --> 0:56:55.160
<v Speaker 2>Come on, chow, I play the games.

0:56:56.480 --> 0:56:59.719
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know I have goose bumps, an original song

0:56:59.800 --> 0:57:06.080
<v Speaker 1>with the it's well wow, okay, this episode is dedicated

0:57:06.120 --> 0:57:10.120
<v Speaker 1>to Grace. Yeah, yeah, girl, this is Grace's episode. Wow

0:57:10.320 --> 0:57:12.920
<v Speaker 1>yeah wow. I feel like she has a tapestry in

0:57:12.960 --> 0:57:13.600
<v Speaker 1>her room right now.

0:57:13.800 --> 0:57:15.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh, she definitely does.

0:57:15.200 --> 0:57:15.399
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:57:15.480 --> 0:57:17.280
<v Speaker 2>I bet she bleached frybrows right now too.

0:57:17.920 --> 0:57:21.439
<v Speaker 1>She would eat with bleached eyebrows. No, she's definitely past

0:57:21.480 --> 0:57:22.120
<v Speaker 1>her tapestry.

0:57:22.320 --> 0:57:22.520
<v Speaker 2>Bitch.

0:57:22.600 --> 0:57:24.480
<v Speaker 1>At the rate she was moving, she already.

0:57:24.240 --> 0:57:27.760
<v Speaker 2>Had her tap stream that up, like right, But there

0:57:27.840 --> 0:57:29.600
<v Speaker 2>was something that I wanted to right.

0:57:30.040 --> 0:57:34.360
<v Speaker 1>Right right somebody. I saw somebody comment. It was like, dude,

0:57:34.440 --> 0:57:36.720
<v Speaker 1>I didn't get half the references they were like talking

0:57:36.720 --> 0:57:38.480
<v Speaker 1>about this last episode, right.

0:57:39.920 --> 0:57:41.720
<v Speaker 2>If you don't know that one, Like come on, well,

0:57:41.800 --> 0:57:46.479
<v Speaker 2>let's talk about China regulating their TikTok to their youth

0:57:47.040 --> 0:57:50.840
<v Speaker 2>and promoting only thirty minutes a day on their app.

0:57:50.960 --> 0:57:52.880
<v Speaker 2>Maybe it's an hour. I don't fucking know. And on

0:57:53.000 --> 0:57:56.680
<v Speaker 2>top of that, they promote learning TikTok to everybody, but

0:57:56.800 --> 0:58:01.000
<v Speaker 2>in America they don't have a time limit to our children,

0:58:01.640 --> 0:58:03.800
<v Speaker 2>and you can watch whatever the fuck I can watch

0:58:03.840 --> 0:58:06.840
<v Speaker 2>a person die and then three seconds later watch i'd

0:58:06.880 --> 0:58:08.000
<v Speaker 2>cute animal video.

0:58:08.320 --> 0:58:13.320
<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm not on TikTok anymore, so explain that. But

0:58:13.520 --> 0:58:16.400
<v Speaker 1>you know what, like what's better me spending like four

0:58:16.480 --> 0:58:19.160
<v Speaker 1>hours on TikTok or me becoming hyper obsessed with my

0:58:19.280 --> 0:58:20.160
<v Speaker 1>plane crash.

0:58:20.200 --> 0:58:24.600
<v Speaker 2>And also buying shit? Yeah at an alarming right, right,

0:58:26.840 --> 0:58:28.880
<v Speaker 2>because there's allays how much you get those carrots for?

0:58:30.840 --> 0:58:32.400
<v Speaker 1>I would pay ninety nine cents for them?

0:58:32.800 --> 0:58:34.520
<v Speaker 2>Is that like on a good day or just like

0:58:34.560 --> 0:58:35.640
<v Speaker 2>a whatever fucking price?

0:58:36.480 --> 0:58:37.360
<v Speaker 1>That's that's a good price?

0:58:37.560 --> 0:58:42.800
<v Speaker 2>Thirty cents, thirty three cents, thirty three cents, that's an

0:58:42.840 --> 0:58:46.800
<v Speaker 2>obscure reference. And if you get that one, that's crazy.

0:58:46.840 --> 0:58:48.880
<v Speaker 1>But I was that good or just whatever?

0:58:49.480 --> 0:58:51.160
<v Speaker 2>Is that a good price or whatever price?

0:58:51.680 --> 0:58:51.800
<v Speaker 4>Is that?

0:58:52.040 --> 0:58:53.400
<v Speaker 2>So? Is that good or whatever price?

0:58:53.600 --> 0:58:54.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? We just have to tweak it a little so

0:58:55.040 --> 0:58:56.800
<v Speaker 1>we could use it like, right, so is that good

0:58:56.880 --> 0:58:58.880
<v Speaker 1>or just like whatever? Right?

0:58:59.760 --> 0:58:59.880
<v Speaker 2>Right?

0:59:00.360 --> 0:59:00.560
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:59:02.160 --> 0:59:04.120
<v Speaker 2>We need to make them day holy.

0:59:05.000 --> 0:59:07.200
<v Speaker 1>Like the end of this episode has been like nothing,

0:59:07.360 --> 0:59:09.920
<v Speaker 1>Like I haven't like acknowledged that there's a camera here.

0:59:10.160 --> 0:59:11.800
<v Speaker 1>We've just been talking to each other.

0:59:11.840 --> 0:59:13.960
<v Speaker 2>But there was something else I have.

0:59:14.520 --> 0:59:16.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to save it for the next episode since

0:59:16.040 --> 0:59:20.000
<v Speaker 1>we got a stack for the holidays. Do you want

0:59:20.000 --> 0:59:24.080
<v Speaker 1>to save it? Yeah? Yeah, save yourself. Hey, you have

0:59:24.200 --> 0:59:24.840
<v Speaker 1>to save yourself.

0:59:24.960 --> 0:59:25.520
<v Speaker 4>You know what it was?

0:59:27.440 --> 0:59:31.040
<v Speaker 2>Spotify rats, Oh the thirteenth.

0:59:32.320 --> 0:59:34.760
<v Speaker 1>Maybe that could be our media. Let's go into media,

0:59:34.800 --> 0:59:36.520
<v Speaker 1>but it'll be No, let's save it. Save that for

0:59:36.560 --> 0:59:37.480
<v Speaker 1>the New Year's episode.

0:59:38.000 --> 0:59:46.400
<v Speaker 2>All right, media, I wish you n what you're listening

0:59:46.440 --> 0:59:46.880
<v Speaker 2>to right now.

0:59:47.520 --> 0:59:51.000
<v Speaker 1>Technopolicy by Yellow Magic Orchestra. That's the way. Actually, I'm

0:59:51.040 --> 0:59:52.280
<v Speaker 1>not going to give that one because I want to

0:59:52.320 --> 0:59:55.040
<v Speaker 1>keep that one for myself right now? How about that?

0:59:55.320 --> 0:59:58.240
<v Speaker 1>And then honestly, Love is Overtaking Me by Arthur Russell

0:59:58.400 --> 1:00:00.920
<v Speaker 1>and Black Metal by Dean Blunt. That's like all I've

1:00:00.960 --> 1:00:03.920
<v Speaker 1>been listening to recently, other than like.

1:00:03.960 --> 1:00:06.880
<v Speaker 2>Other Samar saying I had to dream you were a

1:00:06.960 --> 1:00:10.880
<v Speaker 2>suicide bomber and you literally bombed the gas station sounds

1:00:10.880 --> 1:00:16.600
<v Speaker 2>about right. Why is everybody dreaming about me? Dreamed about me?

1:00:16.840 --> 1:00:19.120
<v Speaker 1>Quinn scary dream about true too?

1:00:19.480 --> 1:00:22.280
<v Speaker 2>Maybe you are overtaken by deal I think so, And

1:00:22.400 --> 1:00:24.880
<v Speaker 2>these are like my spiritual friends? Is spiritual?

1:00:25.080 --> 1:00:28.760
<v Speaker 1>Noamar, I don't find Zamar like to be a spiritual

1:00:28.840 --> 1:00:31.720
<v Speaker 1>man lives by the happiness of his own accord.

1:00:31.440 --> 1:00:34.560
<v Speaker 2>Which is beautiful, and I'm jealous. So I was on

1:00:34.680 --> 1:00:38.600
<v Speaker 2>like a sad ass fucking vibe in Texas. So Pinta

1:00:38.680 --> 1:00:43.040
<v Speaker 2>Nina Santa Maria by evangelists, ladies and gentlemen. We are

1:00:43.040 --> 1:00:47.080
<v Speaker 2>floating in space spiritualized. And you know I did it.

1:00:47.160 --> 1:00:47.200
<v Speaker 1>You.

1:00:47.480 --> 1:00:49.680
<v Speaker 2>I had to fucking do it, and I did star

1:00:49.800 --> 1:00:53.080
<v Speaker 2>roving and slow mo by slow dive. I had to

1:00:53.200 --> 1:00:54.760
<v Speaker 2>do it. I just had to because it was an

1:00:54.800 --> 1:00:58.760
<v Speaker 2>emotional thanksgiving for some reason, just satisfycing. But I loved it.

1:00:58.880 --> 1:01:00.680
<v Speaker 2>It's cute, all right.

1:01:00.800 --> 1:01:02.840
<v Speaker 1>Well, thank you guys so much for listening. See you

1:01:04.000 --> 1:01:04.640
<v Speaker 1>next week.

1:01:05.280 --> 1:01:07.240
<v Speaker 2>Gay Penis, You's recycled.