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Speaker 1: Hello, Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. Today, we

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Speaker 1: have a lot of important topics to educate the audience

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Speaker 1: that we have garnered with.

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Speaker 2: Shit, it's about to get real.

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Speaker 1: We're done with the giggly goofy topics. From now on,

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Speaker 1: we will only be speaking on things that we find

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Speaker 1: will help you progress in your life into your early

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Speaker 1: adulthood that you are starting, like periods and sex, but

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Speaker 1: in an educational.

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Speaker 2: Sense because we're coming of age.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I genuinely do believe we are coming of age.

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Speaker 1: I mean you are kind of ending of age where

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Speaker 1: you're headed.

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Speaker 2: I'm just starting, bitch, I know you.

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Speaker 1: Okay, we have to like like cut the sixteen thing

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Speaker 1: like a year old.

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Speaker 2: I'll never.

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Speaker 1: All right, do you have anything you would like to

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Speaker 1: say first? Before I like talk so much that you

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Speaker 1: don't get a word in.

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Speaker 2: I was just thinking about our love Devin Lee Carlson's

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Speaker 2: birthday and how we all keyed at that. It was fun,

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Speaker 2: it was nice, it was a movie. And then I

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Speaker 2: don't want to name names, but it was a very

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Speaker 2: full circle moment for me and I went up to

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Speaker 2: this person and he was on a shit ton of mushrooms,

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Speaker 2: like in a very crazy way tripping balls out the ass,

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Speaker 2: and I went up to him and he when he

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Speaker 2: told me he was on mushrooms, my knee jerk reaction

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Speaker 2: was just going nightmare, nightmare, nightmare, nightmare because of the

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Speaker 2: Andre what's his fucking name, Eric, Eric, Andre fucking bit

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Speaker 2: and I just yelled nightmare, nightmare, nightmare in his face

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Speaker 2: a bunch and he just like looked at me and

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Speaker 2: he was like, no, not that. Chill the fuck out, bro,

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Speaker 2: and it just like moved on with the conversation. And

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Speaker 2: I will literally never ever forget that.

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Speaker 1: Moment, with that full circle, because you were in a

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Speaker 1: position where you were like someone who maybe we shouldn't

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Speaker 1: be hanging out with, yes, and you were like doing

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Speaker 1: what you would do to us.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. It was like a full circle moment because

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Speaker 2: when I was like fourteen fifteen, I literally looked up

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Speaker 2: to this person and I was like, oh, you're kind

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Speaker 2: of sick, like I actually like you. Yeah, but now

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Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, I fucked up. But also they've always

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Speaker 2: just kind of been a fucking dickhead to me, So

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Speaker 2: I don't really care because I'm not a hot pretty

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Speaker 2: girl and they only follow hot pretty girls and I'm

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Speaker 2: like hot, I'm a hot pretty boy.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's where you categorize yourself. Yeah, I would say

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Speaker 1: you're somebody who wants you get to know him. You

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Speaker 1: might find him attract.

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Speaker 2: You might find him attractive after he makes you laugh

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Speaker 2: a little bit. No, I literally have been looking in

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Speaker 2: the mirror for the last two weeks and thinking I

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Speaker 2: am the most hideous, ugly, diabolical, disgusting dude.

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Speaker 1: It literally okay, it's hair. It's just your hair. Because

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Speaker 1: that's why I used to change my hair so much,

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Speaker 1: because like, my hair would get to the point, especially

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Speaker 1: once you're like and also, my necklaces are really fucking tangled.

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Speaker 1: It's pissing me off. But once you're in the like

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Speaker 1: point of bleaching and down your hair a bunch of colors,

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Speaker 1: you literally have the upkeep is so much and so

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Speaker 1: beyond like anything normal that you just like start feeling

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Speaker 1: like weird about the way you look because you're like,

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Speaker 1: this isn't the way I want this to look right now,

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Speaker 1: and then you're.

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Speaker 2: You either have to shave it. I'm gonna fucking shave

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Speaker 2: it all.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever shaved your head?

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Speaker 2: No, bit, Because my fucking giant ass Gordon Mellon fucking

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Speaker 2: head is disgusting and big as fuck. I actually have

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Speaker 2: had the same head size since I was three months old,

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Speaker 2: because I had a giant fucking baby head, Like my

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Speaker 2: my head was so big it was ninety percent of

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Speaker 2: my body weight as a child. Like in the womb,

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Speaker 2: I think all of the nutrients went to my fucking

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Speaker 2: gord of a melon head. Like, it's fucked up.

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Speaker 1: You were you. I will say the one baby picture

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Speaker 1: of you that like Kai will insert it. I don't

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Speaker 1: know if Kai has seen it, but like you aren't.

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Speaker 3: I would be like, oh my god, I can't believe

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Speaker 3: you gave birth.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Congress. No, I looked like one of those babies.

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Speaker 2: I looked like one of those babies with the skin

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Speaker 2: condition Like I literally so me. I was scally.

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Speaker 1: I was a scaly baby because my egg mo was

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Speaker 1: so bad. I was one of those babies that my

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Speaker 1: mom had to like get like intense intense moisturizer, some

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Speaker 1: like lather me. You know what's fucked up. She put

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Speaker 1: so much lotion on me once she went to go

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Speaker 1: pick me up to feed me, and I fucking slipped

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Speaker 1: and I hit the ceiling and fell on the floor, and.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, when I was there, I picked you up and

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Speaker 2: dropped you down the stairs cause you're so much in lotion.

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Speaker 1: Remember we spoken about how I was like, oh, I

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Speaker 1: would get away with pushing you down the stairs. Have

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Speaker 1: I spoken about that?

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: We me Andrew were playing around, like at the front

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Speaker 1: of the house, and he was like, hor he was

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Speaker 1: being annoying and like pushing me or like doing the

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Speaker 1: thing where he gets in my way and then pushes

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Speaker 1: me with his body, like not pushes me, but like

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Speaker 1: we'll stand in my way sometimes and then like turn

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Speaker 1: so that I knocked back and I'm like, get the

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Speaker 1: fuck away from me, and I pushed him, and like

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Speaker 1: I had this moment at the back of my head

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Speaker 1: where we were so close to the stairs. I was like,

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Speaker 1: I could push him down the stairs and fucking kill him.

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Speaker 2: She let the interestive thoughts win. She really liked the

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Speaker 2: thoughts when with that one.

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Speaker 1: But then we were talking like I could have fully

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Speaker 1: pushed him down the stairs, and if he died, like,

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Speaker 1: I don't think a single person on this planet other

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Speaker 1: than the fact that I've said it would have been like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, she did that on purpose. Everybody would

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Speaker 1: have thought like, oh my god, they were genuinely playing

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Speaker 1: around and she died.

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Speaker 2: Just watch this, I'm gonna fall down the stairs purposely die.

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Speaker 2: This clip is gonna go live. The world is gonna

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Speaker 2: know the true evil behind.

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Speaker 1: But you just admitted that you're going to push yourself.

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Speaker 2: Down the telling the truth? Is it in your is

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Speaker 2: it me? You have to decide it's me?

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Speaker 4: But what.

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Speaker 2: Told me this ship? Because Okay, I don't know if

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Speaker 2: this is weird, and I will probably be labeled as

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Speaker 2: a fucking monster freak bitch for even asking this question,

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Speaker 2: But like, this isn't the weird part. I am so

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Speaker 2: curious what breast milk tastes like, Like I want to

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Speaker 2: know what it tastes like.

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Speaker 1: Were you asking Madeline if you could have some?

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Speaker 2: No? No, no, no, I was asking if it was

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Speaker 2: weird if I asked my twin sisters.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, in my opinion, no, if it's like in a cup,

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Speaker 1: I don't find that that weird because in my head,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, you're the weirdo if you sexualize that interaction.

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Speaker 2: I drank my mom's booby milk.

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Speaker 1: Well that was because you needed it.

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Speaker 2: I was thirteen and I was like really hungry. Well,

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Speaker 2: you needed it because you were in the teat was

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Speaker 2: two years.

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Speaker 1: I don't think that's that weird. I remember one time. Okay, Also,

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Speaker 1: y'all are lying, because like I would fucking lie to

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Speaker 1: my girl too, like saying this video where this girl

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Speaker 1: was like, it smells like it tastes like cinnamon. They're

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Speaker 1: all like, oh my god, it literally tastes.

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Speaker 2: Like mountain and it's electric.

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Speaker 1: I was like, you're fucking lying, bitch. Like, but I

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Speaker 1: would like if I had some orions milk, like oh

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Speaker 1: my god, He's like wow, But no, I don't think

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Speaker 1: it's weird to try. I'll try some of her breast.

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Speaker 2: No, that's what I was saying, because I wanted to

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Speaker 2: do like the the milk try where you put it

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Speaker 2: behind the thing and it's like breast milk, nut milk,

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Speaker 2: pistachium milk, my.

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Speaker 1: Sisters breast milk. Only knowing that one like like sipping

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Speaker 1: on and be like, no, I don't know, and'd be like.

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Speaker 2: Oh, these shoes are the worst shoes I've ever worn

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Speaker 2: in my entire fucking break one they it broke. These

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Speaker 2: are brand new fucking sneakers that I got. Tell me

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Speaker 2: why I wore them once with brand new fucking uniclose socks,

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Speaker 2: and my feet came out of these shoes stinking like

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Speaker 2: fucking bullshit. Like it was that, like it was not

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Speaker 2: me that. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: If you if you look at the reviews, it might say,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, the loop at the back break so easily.

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Speaker 1: I hate these shoes.

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Speaker 3: But I don't think you're gonna say, see, oh my god,

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Speaker 3: my feet smell like shit, admit it.

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Speaker 2: Anymore.

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Speaker 1: My little brother, I said, Oh, what did I say?

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Speaker 1: I said something. Oh, we were eating like cheese, like

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Speaker 1: hondured cheese, and like if you know, you know, like

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Speaker 1: those cheeses have a peculiar.

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Speaker 2: Smell, you would know, you do know.

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Speaker 1: But my mom puts some on my beans, and like

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Speaker 1: sometimes I just like can't handle the scent. Also, like

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Speaker 1: I do think my mom gave me rotten cheese because

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Speaker 1: I was like, okay, I'm used to the scent of

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Speaker 1: this cheese, but this ship is like kicking my ass

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Speaker 1: right now. Like I literally like I would scoop beans

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Speaker 1: into my mouth and be like, oh, I still smell

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Speaker 1: it in my mouth. But my little brother got some

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Speaker 1: on his beans and was I was like I was like,

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Speaker 1: can you handle the feet smell right now? Or is

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Speaker 1: it too much for you? And then he was like,

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Speaker 1: why the hell do you know what feet smell like?

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Speaker 1: An all fucking weekend. All he kept saying to me

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Speaker 1: is like, you're so weird. You know what feast smelled like? Bro?

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Speaker 1: But he just kept saying it to me. And then

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Speaker 1: I was like, you don't know what. I was like,

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Speaker 1: your feet have stunk like shit before? Because you know

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Speaker 1: what that smells like.

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Speaker 2: You know what? Like it's crazy is that we've found

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Speaker 2: a way to talk about every disgusting human body like

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Speaker 2: thing ever. And that spurred like another story that I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna tell because I told it literally two days ago

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Speaker 2: to my dad. But okay, so in middle school I

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Speaker 2: had begged him for the Miami Miami Beach or whatever,

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Speaker 2: the Lebron James, the Miami Beach Lebron James sneakers. I

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Speaker 2: got them, and I wore those bitches every fucking day.

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Speaker 2: I love those shoes so so, so fucking much. They

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Speaker 2: were my favorite sneakers ever. They were so loud.

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Speaker 1: It's not these ones.

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Speaker 2: No, no, yeah, yeah, it's still Lebron. But wore those

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Speaker 2: every single day and like they never smelled bad ones

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Speaker 2: until I took them to the water park. I mean

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Speaker 2: not the water park. Uh six Flags over Texas and

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Speaker 2: there's like a water ride there that splashes water all

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Speaker 2: over you if you stand on the bridge. Stood on

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Speaker 2: the bridge, and those wore them. I'm not kidding. The

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Speaker 2: next day there was mold growing out of the side

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Speaker 2: of my fucking sneakers from like because I wore them

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Speaker 2: the rest of the day and it was devastating to

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Speaker 2: me because those are my favorite shoes ever. And it

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Speaker 2: was fucking dialogue. Yes, those are the ones. Those four

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Speaker 2: those are fucking lit. Love them.

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Speaker 1: You were talking about your stinky fucking shoes in middle school?

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Speaker 2: Because I have my people to serve. I do this

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Speaker 1: Like when you told me that, I was like, I'd

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Speaker 2: The fourteen people died in the hospital easily. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I was there. I saw the bodies. But yes, it

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Speaker 1: How does that connect to you being possessed?

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Speaker 2: You do that? And so basically how you're supposed to

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Speaker 2: Because I have been having so many nightmares, like, I've

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Speaker 2: That was me ill. I don't know if I should

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Speaker 1: I've done that before. I've been next to someone who

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Speaker 2: Like that was you smell like the walking bed right?

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Speaker 1: But I've seen something similar ish one time when I

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Speaker 2: like I feel bad, so I like try to right

440
00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:56,360
Speaker 2: my wrongs with the universe. And I'm just like I see, Oh,

441
00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:58,760
Speaker 2: this is the craziest fucking thing about it. She had

442
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:01,560
Speaker 2: an iPhone for with a home button, and she had

443
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:04,480
Speaker 2: her charger on that like the lawn charger.

444
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:08,080
Speaker 1: That would that being the craziest part, not her being

445
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,240
Speaker 1: borderline like gas paradiphone.

446
00:21:10,359 --> 00:21:13,879
Speaker 2: I could not believe it exactly what it felt like.

447
00:21:14,359 --> 00:21:19,639
Speaker 1: Powered iPhone literally felt like red canister, like opened the bottom.

448
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:22,720
Speaker 2: Like yep. It was fucking crazy. And I'm like, okay,

449
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:25,199
Speaker 2: like I feel bad and I can. She's like on Instagram,

450
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:28,320
Speaker 2: I don't know how this things fucking booted Instagram. It's

451
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:31,440
Speaker 2: a relic, It's a fossil at this point. But I'm like, oh,

452
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:38,400
Speaker 2: like you should film, like Instagram is like. But I'm like, oh,

453
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:40,600
Speaker 2: like I could tell she like was trying to look

454
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:42,600
Speaker 2: out the windows and ship because she was like being

455
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:44,400
Speaker 2: shifty about it, and I was like, I was like, oh,

456
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:46,159
Speaker 2: let me lean forward. I was like here, like I'll

457
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:50,280
Speaker 2: lean forward. You can look at this one. She goes

458
00:21:50,359 --> 00:21:53,840
Speaker 2: behind me and rests her entire body on me, and

459
00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:56,199
Speaker 2: for like the last bit of this fight, I was like,

460
00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:58,960
Speaker 2: what if it's not her that stings, No, bitch, it

461
00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:01,840
Speaker 2: was her that fucking dank like shit. It was so

462
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:05,200
Speaker 2: bad that it stained my shirt like with odor. It

463
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:10,399
Speaker 2: was so rank. So I was like, okay, Like damn,

464
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:13,080
Speaker 2: like she's been dealt like a really rough card like whatever.

465
00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:16,120
Speaker 2: Like I hope she makes it. I hope she everything's

466
00:22:16,119 --> 00:22:16,399
Speaker 2: gonna be.

467
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:18,400
Speaker 1: Hope she makes it to where she's going and it's

468
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:18,960
Speaker 1: not as bad.

469
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:22,200
Speaker 2: It's like it seeks exactly. Yeah. And so I look

470
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,080
Speaker 2: at the video she got. It's the worst fucking video

471
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:26,560
Speaker 2: I've ever seen in my entire life. So I'm like, oh, here,

472
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:28,680
Speaker 2: get I've been on this root a bunch. So I'm like,

473
00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:31,160
Speaker 2: film right now, you can get like downtown Los Angeles

474
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:33,639
Speaker 2: and it's really pretty. So she like starts filming and

475
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:35,840
Speaker 2: resting on me whatever, and I'm like, damn, I like

476
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:37,640
Speaker 2: right in my wrongs with the universe I'm not gonna

477
00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:40,200
Speaker 2: get bad karma. All this judgment was for nothing. So

478
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:46,720
Speaker 2: we land at the gate and I'm like, we're at

479
00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:49,080
Speaker 2: the gate, right, and I'm like, why are we not deplanning?

480
00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:51,040
Speaker 2: Like why is this taking so long? And my head

481
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:53,720
Speaker 2: starts spiraling again and I'm like this bitch, I know

482
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:56,800
Speaker 2: it's her, Like something's up with this girl? Like something's up.

483
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,920
Speaker 2: And then they announce on the intercom. They're like the

484
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:04,520
Speaker 2: emergency intercom. Hello, they announced on the intercom. They're like, okay,

485
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,720
Speaker 2: so like, no one stand up yet, we have a

486
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:09,560
Speaker 2: security risk on board. And I'm like, I fucking knew it.

487
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:11,399
Speaker 2: I knew it. It was her. It's been her the

488
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:14,439
Speaker 2: entire time, Like I knew it. I fucking knew it.

489
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,919
Speaker 2: And nothing happens. They they get on the plane, they

490
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:20,840
Speaker 2: walk around for like five or ten minutes, nothing fucking happens.

491
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:24,760
Speaker 2: And then I'm like damn. I'm like I fell back

492
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:26,960
Speaker 2: into that judgmental shit, Like the universe is gonna bite

493
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,960
Speaker 2: my ass, like what the fuck? I cannot believe I've

494
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,159
Speaker 2: done this again. And I'm like, damn, I judged her

495
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:33,920
Speaker 2: again and it really wasn't her. It was probably like

496
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:37,439
Speaker 2: a falsey break pad or some shit. We're deplanning together.

497
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:42,960
Speaker 2: Tell me why Homeland security, the cops, all the security

498
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,760
Speaker 2: guards in the fucking world are there, grab her and

499
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:48,040
Speaker 2: start yelling at her and are like who are you

500
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:48,520
Speaker 2: here to me?

501
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:49,440
Speaker 4: What are you doing?

502
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:51,560
Speaker 2: Why are you here? Blah blah blah blah blah, like

503
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:54,159
Speaker 2: yelling at her, and like, granted, I was with her,

504
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:56,120
Speaker 2: and I basically ate it, and the bedded this criminal

505
00:23:56,160 --> 00:24:00,000
Speaker 2: because she was transporting fucking drugs. Because the only reason

506
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,000
Speaker 2: and I know which is like fucking crazy that you

507
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:04,440
Speaker 2: would transport drugs on a plane in twenty twenty two,

508
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:07,240
Speaker 2: just ship it with FedEx like everybody else, because FedEx

509
00:24:07,359 --> 00:24:09,640
Speaker 2: is the biggest drug dealer in the world. Look it up,

510
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:11,520
Speaker 2: like they don't give a fuck about what you ship there.

511
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:12,520
Speaker 2: They only cover.

512
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:16,200
Speaker 1: Shaking his head, like yeah, look at all the earth.

513
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:18,400
Speaker 2: That's that is a good omen. I used to think

514
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:19,960
Speaker 2: it was a bad omen, but that's a good omen.

515
00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:21,600
Speaker 2: It's an omen of wealth.

516
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:25,000
Speaker 1: So hello, they are sitting on the wealthy trees.

517
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,720
Speaker 2: And I'll lie right now, look at him. They look

518
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:28,440
Speaker 2: at that guy like swinging around over there. He's on

519
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:33,119
Speaker 2: the very tip top. I know, I'm wann to those birds.

520
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:36,040
Speaker 1: Like what you're gonna like? What those birds?

521
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:37,399
Speaker 4: What? No?

522
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:38,720
Speaker 1: I think I misheard you.

523
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:42,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't say ship. Well, last night on Thanksgiving

524
00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:46,320
Speaker 2: is over? Like, tell me why Thanksgiving is over? Like

525
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:50,040
Speaker 2: it happened last week? Do you know what I mean?

526
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:54,640
Speaker 1: I want to hit you so bad. Well, on my fight,

527
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:56,480
Speaker 1: I always picked the aisle seat. I used to be

528
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:58,600
Speaker 1: a window seat girl. But then I realized, since I

529
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:01,760
Speaker 1: have the bladder of like nobody on this planet and

530
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:04,120
Speaker 1: I have to pee every five seconds, I just get

531
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:08,399
Speaker 1: ile now, which can suck sometimes because I fall asleep

532
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:10,720
Speaker 1: on my flights. So when I sit next to some

533
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:13,760
Speaker 1: bastard bitch who's like under the age of twenty and

534
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:18,439
Speaker 1: has no like no sympathy for me and decides to

535
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,879
Speaker 1: like not give themselves a UTI, and it's always like,

536
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:22,520
Speaker 1: oh can I pass? Can I pass? I'm like, I

537
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:26,040
Speaker 1: hope you die, Like, oh, but I got my aisle seat.

538
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:28,200
Speaker 1: But then when I got to my seat, this woman

539
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:28,879
Speaker 1: in her grandma.

540
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:33,520
Speaker 2: Wow, seriously, fuck you for that. Wow. I just realized

541
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:35,000
Speaker 2: and registered that, Like Wow.

542
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:38,360
Speaker 1: When I got to my seat, there was like this

543
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:42,960
Speaker 1: grandma and her like her granddaughter, and the granddaughter was

544
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,720
Speaker 1: like easily, like forty something, and like the grandma was like,

545
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:47,879
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. It was the cocoa, Grandma, I'm not

546
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:51,960
Speaker 1: kidding the cocoa. Like she like looked like the cocoa. Yeah,

547
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,080
Speaker 1: she looked like the cocoa, grandma, like straight up. But

548
00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:55,960
Speaker 1: then they had asked me. They were like, oh, like

549
00:25:56,119 --> 00:25:56,600
Speaker 1: is it okay?

550
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:56,880
Speaker 2: If?

551
00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:59,480
Speaker 1: Like the woman was speaking to me, and because I'm

552
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:01,720
Speaker 1: like af when I speak like special and English, I

553
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:03,040
Speaker 1: was able to communicate like perfectly.

554
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:05,440
Speaker 2: She's like, oh, like do you know what means.

555
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:08,679
Speaker 1: Affluent means money? Like as I said it, I like understood,

556
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:13,080
Speaker 1: like it was like not like but because I'm buying.

557
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:22,040
Speaker 2: Bilingual slice, hell, that don't bring that back.

558
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:26,919
Speaker 1: I kept finally died down, but she was like, oh,

559
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:29,040
Speaker 1: do you mind sitting by the window just in case

560
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:33,080
Speaker 1: you like fall asleep or anything, because like my grandma

561
00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:34,680
Speaker 1: probably is gonna have to use the bathroom a few

562
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:35,520
Speaker 1: times during the flight.

563
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:39,040
Speaker 2: And I've been your I don't mind.

564
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,240
Speaker 1: It felt nice because these like don't have any like

565
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:44,280
Speaker 1: like warmth, so your hands are.

566
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:49,040
Speaker 2: Like I'll give you a foot massage, like we can

567
00:26:49,119 --> 00:26:49,680
Speaker 2: take these off.

568
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:51,480
Speaker 1: You need to stop.

569
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:53,280
Speaker 2: You don't have warmth I can warm.

570
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:57,159
Speaker 1: But she was like, okay, you sit there whatever. And

571
00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:59,080
Speaker 1: at first I was pissed because I was like, well,

572
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:01,399
Speaker 1: how about this, I am gonna have to get up

573
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:03,159
Speaker 1: a bunch and I don't want my bladder to be

574
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:05,280
Speaker 1: dictated by y'all. But I was like whatever, you know what,

575
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:07,840
Speaker 1: like it's literally not a problem. I just took the seat,

576
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:09,960
Speaker 1: and I was just annoyed for us because oh, but

577
00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:11,600
Speaker 1: then I was like, you know what, I never get

578
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:13,360
Speaker 1: the window seat anywhere, and maybe that will be better

579
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:17,720
Speaker 1: for falling asleep, like because I like but then I

580
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:20,480
Speaker 1: had one of the fucking windows that when you lean

581
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:24,280
Speaker 1: it back, it falls into another window. So like you know,

582
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 1: like when you like lean your chair back window, there's

583
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:30,520
Speaker 1: another window. So like if I leaned back, I just

584
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:33,440
Speaker 1: fell into this hole and it was like back and

585
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:36,119
Speaker 1: then if we crashed, my head would have been fucking decapitated.

586
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:39,680
Speaker 1: So I couldn't fall up on that. I'm just like

587
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:41,600
Speaker 1: not tall enough for it to be comfortable. It's like

588
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 1: literally I'm like sleeping like this. Oh, it's like not good. Also,

589
00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:48,040
Speaker 1: the even more space on Jet Blue is a fucking

590
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:52,639
Speaker 1: scam because I'd rather be in the smaller seats and

591
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:54,760
Speaker 1: have less leg room and then be able to like

592
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:57,240
Speaker 1: curl up because I'm I'm actually the worst person to

593
00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:59,520
Speaker 1: sit by on a plane because I will fall asleep

594
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:02,119
Speaker 1: like this, Like I'll like lean my legs up against

595
00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:04,280
Speaker 1: and I'll like literally sleep like this on the flight,

596
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,480
Speaker 1: which is actually so annoying that I take the.

597
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:09,080
Speaker 2: Eye that in my boxers like I sleep.

598
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:14,320
Speaker 1: In my day. Yeah, I like take off my shoes

599
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:17,040
Speaker 1: and like put out the tray and like like lay

600
00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:20,600
Speaker 1: them there, like my bare feet out. Yeah, and then

601
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:22,640
Speaker 1: whoever sitting next to me, I'm like, you won't mind,

602
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:24,960
Speaker 1: and I'll just like knock on them. I actually almost

603
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,879
Speaker 1: did that to the like the lady sitting next to me,

604
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:28,440
Speaker 1: because I was like she kept like kind of talking

605
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:30,640
Speaker 1: to me. I was like, I feel like she wouldn't

606
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:32,639
Speaker 1: mind if I fell asleep on her, Like she literally

607
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:35,280
Speaker 1: wouldn't care, because she kept looking at me and asking,

608
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:37,000
Speaker 1: she's not my cousin, broke.

609
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:39,040
Speaker 2: Wait, what is it? What did nephew or niece?

610
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:48,000
Speaker 1: I actually don't know my cousin. I don't have any

611
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:51,000
Speaker 1: nieces or nephews, so I don't know. Wait, do I

612
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 1: have pieces and nephews? No? I literally don't have any

613
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:57,720
Speaker 1: nieces and nephews. Yeah, how about that. Madeline's baby will

614
00:28:57,720 --> 00:28:58,480
Speaker 1: be my first.

615
00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:01,400
Speaker 2: Niece, andya is gonna be mean aunt and I'm gonna

616
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:01,880
Speaker 2: be the.

617
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:04,240
Speaker 1: Tweet What is it mean? Aunt? Twink uncle?

618
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:05,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, twink uncle.

619
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:06,400
Speaker 1: It's based on that one TikTok.

620
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 2: So thank you, but so don't look at my fucking hair.

621
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:13,920
Speaker 1: Anyway. It just ended up being the best flight ever

622
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:15,960
Speaker 1: because I couldn't fall asleep, which actually was pissing me

623
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:18,600
Speaker 1: the fuck off at first, but then also I wish

624
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 1: I heard what the flight the person on the fly set.

625
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:22,840
Speaker 1: I think they said that we were going to go

626
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:25,680
Speaker 1: to low altitude to avoid the storms. But in my

627
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 1: half sleep, because I fall asleep during take off, I

628
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:29,600
Speaker 1: stuffed for like an hour. But in my half sleep

629
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:32,080
Speaker 1: I heard him say there's a fireworks show, so we're

630
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:33,960
Speaker 1: gonna have to go to low altitude or something. And

631
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:35,720
Speaker 1: then I was like, that's I must heard that, because

632
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:38,720
Speaker 1: like that makes the opposite of sense. But then I

633
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 1: woke up and I look out my window and there's

634
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:43,160
Speaker 1: the most I looked it up and we were right

635
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:46,600
Speaker 1: next to Missouri and there was an insane amount of

636
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:49,840
Speaker 1: lightning storms. Happening, and we were over the goal, so

637
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:52,480
Speaker 1: we were literally I was just watching like the most

638
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:54,920
Speaker 1: insane thing I've ever seen with my fucking eyes, and

639
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,640
Speaker 1: I was trying to record it, but it wasn't working

640
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:59,200
Speaker 1: because Jeff blues fucking blue lights and like it was

641
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:02,560
Speaker 1: like whatever. But I just sat there, literally and like

642
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:04,880
Speaker 1: killed an hour staring out the window. And I was like,

643
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:06,960
Speaker 1: I probably look so dumb to the lady next to me,

644
00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:08,560
Speaker 1: because she's like, what is she looking at? It's pitch

645
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:11,200
Speaker 1: black out there. But when nobody knew, I literally almost

646
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:12,760
Speaker 1: like tapped her and told her to look because I

647
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:14,240
Speaker 1: was like, this is like I have to share this

648
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:16,920
Speaker 1: with someone, but I didn't want to interrupt her because

649
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:19,239
Speaker 1: she this was so fucking cute. I tried to get

650
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:21,720
Speaker 1: a video of it, but the granddaughter, who was like

651
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:26,720
Speaker 1: forty something, started watching the crewds and was had subtitles

652
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 1: on and they were sharing headphones and the grandma was

653
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:33,440
Speaker 1: watching the crews with her on the fucking TV, and

654
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:35,760
Speaker 1: like so she was just turned over like looking at

655
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:38,040
Speaker 1: her granddaughter's TV. And I was like, oh my god,

656
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:40,320
Speaker 1: that's so fucking cute. But yeah, and then at one

657
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:42,080
Speaker 1: point I put my feet up, and then the grandma

658
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:44,360
Speaker 1: was like, don't your feet start to hurt after long

659
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:46,680
Speaker 1: flights like this, like from them just being still? And

660
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:48,680
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, it hurts a lot. And then

661
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:50,360
Speaker 1: she was like, I have this, and then she used

662
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:52,520
Speaker 1: her cane to like poke her bag and she showed

663
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:53,960
Speaker 1: me that she'd put her bag there so that her

664
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,400
Speaker 1: feet were like a little lifted so that the blood

665
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:59,240
Speaker 1: wouldn't go to her feet. And then when I got

666
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:02,040
Speaker 1: on my Uber, I realized Uber is literally so fucking

667
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:05,480
Speaker 1: scary because I got an Uber that and it was

668
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:07,960
Speaker 1: a Model X Tesla, which I'd never been in, but

669
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,440
Speaker 1: you know how they like go super fast. My Uber

670
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:13,000
Speaker 1: was trying to fucking show off or something because in

671
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:16,080
Speaker 1: the airport when I got into the car, he zoomed

672
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:18,680
Speaker 1: to forty in a second. I was like, he's gonna

673
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:21,360
Speaker 1: kill me, and he literally shaved three minutes off of

674
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:24,800
Speaker 1: the drive because he was driving so fucking crazy.

675
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:28,680
Speaker 2: You remember you were in that car too, that BMW

676
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:31,000
Speaker 2: that went like one hundred and fourty Oh yes.

677
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:33,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, it hit one hundred and seventy miles peru.

678
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:37,600
Speaker 2: I fucking scariest, Like why did I think that sure

679
00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:39,680
Speaker 2: of it? And it was the picture I got was

680
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:42,040
Speaker 2: one twenty nine, which is like the fastest I've ever

681
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 2: gone in a car.

682
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:46,000
Speaker 1: But yeah, ubers are so scary. And then I was like,

683
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:49,440
Speaker 1: does Uber have anything to stop minors from getting him cars?

684
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 2: Because I was like, we were we were fucking fourteen

685
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:53,640
Speaker 2: and fifteen.

686
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:55,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, getting into random ubers. And I was like, Okay,

687
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:57,760
Speaker 1: if anybody at Uber hears this, you could take this

688
00:31:57,920 --> 00:32:01,120
Speaker 1: idea and implement it, Like I won't be mad, because honestly.

689
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:04,880
Speaker 2: I just can't do id people because I got id'd before.

690
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:06,480
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's anymore, but.

691
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:08,760
Speaker 1: I think you can get idd when you go into it,

692
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:10,840
Speaker 1: because technically miners shouldn't be allowed to get into it.

693
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 1: But like, of course there's ubers who are like, bitch,

694
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:14,480
Speaker 1: I'm taking this ride, like I'm gonna like get my money.

695
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:18,040
Speaker 1: But what I was thinking was for a way to

696
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:20,160
Speaker 1: make it so that because obviously there are setups where

697
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:22,480
Speaker 1: like if a parent like can't take their kid to

698
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:24,440
Speaker 1: school or something like that or pick their kid up,

699
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:26,640
Speaker 1: they'll like maybe send an Uber for the kid. What

700
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:29,840
Speaker 1: they should do is have like accounts. But this is

701
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 1: maybe a liability thing, and that's a whole other discussion.

702
00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:34,720
Speaker 1: But if it's not, you can take my idea. I

703
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:36,120
Speaker 1: was thinking, oh my god, why don't they just have

704
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:39,000
Speaker 1: accounts that, like you can have a parental account so

705
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:41,760
Speaker 1: that the kid can like only get in an uber

706
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:44,040
Speaker 1: when it sends like a verification code to the parent

707
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:45,959
Speaker 1: and like they get a yes back for the kid

708
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 1: to get in the car. But I think that would

709
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:50,800
Speaker 1: open a lot of liability up.

710
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:54,080
Speaker 2: So yeah, I mean take it. Just put it in

711
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:58,640
Speaker 2: like like a Chucky doll package that like a four

712
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:01,880
Speaker 2: year old toddler and like so it's like a toy

713
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:03,320
Speaker 2: and you ship, yeah.

714
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,600
Speaker 1: Do the package thing on the uber and just throw

715
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:06,280
Speaker 1: your kid in there.

716
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:11,440
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, I debated whether I was going to talk

717
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:15,400
Speaker 2: about this or not, because it is actually so fucking

718
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:21,360
Speaker 2: humiliating and embarrassing for me that this happened. But the

719
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:26,640
Speaker 2: show We're here on HBO premiered, and if you don't

720
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:29,640
Speaker 2: know what the show is, it's I forget the Returning

721
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:33,520
Speaker 2: Drag Queens that yeah, like I know bombs the drag

722
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:36,960
Speaker 2: Queen Eureka and Shandela. Yeah. I don't know if they're

723
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:39,400
Speaker 2: the host every season, but they were the hosts of

724
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:42,160
Speaker 2: this episode, and I had watched this is actually so

725
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:44,400
Speaker 2: fucked up. But I had watched like the first season

726
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 2: with like a hookup before we hooked up in bed,

727
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:49,400
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh my god, this is like

728
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:52,520
Speaker 2: this is awful. But anyways, not the show, but this

729
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:56,640
Speaker 2: environment that I'm in, like energy that I'm having right now.

730
00:33:56,760 --> 00:34:01,200
Speaker 2: But I'm watching this show and Madeline and Steel or

731
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:03,239
Speaker 2: I'm at Madeline and Steven's house and they're like, oh,

732
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:06,360
Speaker 2: let's watch the We're here episode. We open it, it

733
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:10,359
Speaker 2: says Granberry, Texas, which is my hometown. There's no way

734
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:14,520
Speaker 2: open the fucking episode. It is fully an entire I

735
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:15,520
Speaker 2: know they showed.

736
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:17,279
Speaker 1: The square and I was like, I've been there.

737
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:21,960
Speaker 2: It's the entire episode on drag Queens going to my hometown.

738
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:25,520
Speaker 2: And I remember hearing about this a while ago, on

739
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:27,920
Speaker 2: like the fourth of July, because like it was like

740
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:30,120
Speaker 2: it was a big thing. Like people were being like

741
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:32,680
Speaker 2: extremely hateful and they were like, no, we don't want

742
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:35,560
Speaker 2: drag queens in our community, we don't want gay people

743
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:37,640
Speaker 2: in our community, blah blah blah blah blah, like just

744
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:41,839
Speaker 2: being hateful bigots and like threatening them, like threatening their

745
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:44,520
Speaker 2: lives and shit. And like I was like Oh, there's

746
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:46,440
Speaker 2: no way they aired that episode, or if they do,

747
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:48,799
Speaker 2: they're not going to talk about that. Nope. The entire

748
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:52,680
Speaker 2: episode was how fucking awful Granberry, Texas and how terrible

749
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:56,160
Speaker 2: my hometown is. And I was so fucking embarrassed. But

750
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 2: I was also high on Delta eight or whatever, which.

751
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:01,640
Speaker 1: Is another story, high on fucking Deli.

752
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:05,040
Speaker 2: With fucking cybernetic weed. That ship is straight Kim's bro Like,

753
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:06,320
Speaker 2: I don't know, it's cybernetic.

754
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:07,759
Speaker 1: And then what's that one word you said at the

755
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:10,080
Speaker 1: last episode with the little like the little symbols and

756
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:13,000
Speaker 1: dead chips you're eating. It's called the Star with a

757
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:13,920
Speaker 1: or something.

758
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:14,920
Speaker 2: Ammonia.

759
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:17,719
Speaker 1: No, no, no, non ammonia. It's like you air dropped

760
00:35:17,719 --> 00:35:18,720
Speaker 1: it on the plane to Japan.

761
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:19,600
Speaker 2: Oh sinuals.

762
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:26,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, cybernetics and sinuals. And I went to the biggest

763
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:28,279
Speaker 1: fucking smoke shop and it scared the funk to me.

764
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:31,000
Speaker 1: They had a free Kratum sign and I've seen createm

765
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:33,479
Speaker 1: with smoke shops. Drew, I should have taken a picture,

766
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:35,000
Speaker 1: but like the guy who worked there was like kind

767
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,759
Speaker 1: of like watching me and my friend walk around. I

768
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:38,520
Speaker 1: was like, I won't like take pictures because I don't

769
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:39,880
Speaker 1: want him to feel like we're making fun of him

770
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:42,560
Speaker 1: in some way. But it was so huge. It was

771
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:45,200
Speaker 1: in what used to be a pay Less but it

772
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:47,880
Speaker 1: didn't get smaller shop, but it didn't get smaller.

773
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:48,719
Speaker 2: It was that big.

774
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:50,200
Speaker 1: It was the biggest smoke shop ever. And I was like,

775
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:52,759
Speaker 1: Drew should be here because this is crazy. They had

776
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:55,160
Speaker 1: like you know, like when you buy like flower, like

777
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:56,799
Speaker 1: big things of flower, that.

778
00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:02,040
Speaker 2: That is fucking crazy. The noise realization of kretom is

779
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:06,480
Speaker 2: so dangerous. I've seen it at fucking air one. I've

780
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:09,960
Speaker 2: seen videos of uh like girls like going to Airwin

781
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:11,880
Speaker 2: and getting this shot that they don't know what's in

782
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:15,560
Speaker 2: it and saying like, oh, like this is supposedly like

783
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:21,920
Speaker 2: a supposedly a like alternating an alternative to drinking, So

784
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:23,800
Speaker 2: I'm gonna drink this before I go out so I

785
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:26,440
Speaker 2: don't drink tonight. What they don't fucking realize is they're

786
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:30,759
Speaker 2: taking like essentially a dose of fucking pain killers before

787
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:33,720
Speaker 2: they go out. So just tread fucking carefully with kratum.

788
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,680
Speaker 2: It is so evil and diabolical and it's crazy that

789
00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:39,120
Speaker 2: it's being normalized, and like, I don't know.

790
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:43,040
Speaker 1: I literally yeah, I have awful opinions on too, and

791
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:44,920
Speaker 1: when I saw the free kratems on it, I was like,

792
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:46,680
Speaker 1: this is crazy and then I asked him. I was like,

793
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:48,920
Speaker 1: I was like, I know this is Florida, but like

794
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:51,640
Speaker 1: where in Miami And we're like not in like the

795
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:55,160
Speaker 1: part of Miami that like who I assume like uses

796
00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:58,120
Speaker 1: Kreatum is in And I was like, oh, like is

797
00:36:58,200 --> 00:36:58,800
Speaker 1: this popular?

798
00:36:58,880 --> 00:36:59,000
Speaker 2: Him?

799
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:00,800
Speaker 1: He was like, we have people lining up at like

800
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:05,400
Speaker 1: eight am to like get like that should be a signed.

801
00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:08,880
Speaker 2: To not sell it but legal fucking heroine. But anyways,

802
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:12,240
Speaker 2: I'll finish my story. We'll talk about that in another

803
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:15,360
Speaker 2: episode because we both have crazy fucking opinions on that.

804
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:18,000
Speaker 2: But what was I saying about?

805
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:20,520
Speaker 1: Okay, so yeah, sorry.

806
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:23,279
Speaker 2: And no you were good, but or you're good, but

807
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:28,239
Speaker 2: we're here on Granbury, Texas. Without spoiling too much, because

808
00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaker 2: you should go watch the episode because it's it's really

809
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:34,400
Speaker 2: fucking good. I guess I was just finished. I just

810
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:36,759
Speaker 2: all I wanted to say is that like I'm fucking

811
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:40,520
Speaker 2: embarrassed of my hometown and sad and like honestly like

812
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:43,640
Speaker 2: amazed with my parents and the fact that I was

813
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:46,759
Speaker 2: raised in that hometown. The way I was and still

814
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:50,440
Speaker 2: came out a normal fucking person with like good values

815
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:53,160
Speaker 2: and morals because like the people that I grew up

816
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:56,040
Speaker 2: around are those people. And I didn't realize it was

817
00:37:56,120 --> 00:38:00,400
Speaker 2: bad growing up until I grew up and I was like, like,

818
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:03,719
Speaker 2: my hometown is fucking evil and they fucking suck and

819
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:05,719
Speaker 2: they are bigots and they are I mean.

820
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 1: It is crazy how like there I always talk. I

821
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:11,840
Speaker 1: actually got to a huge conversation about it with somebody

822
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:15,840
Speaker 1: who's like a photography teacher at a art school in Miami,

823
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:18,920
Speaker 1: and I was like, it is really insane to think that,

824
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:21,840
Speaker 1: like already because of where my parents come from, like

825
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:24,000
Speaker 1: I don't live I never lived in like a political

826
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:27,640
Speaker 1: household Like that was like that was never a conversation

827
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:30,400
Speaker 1: in my household. Like politics and stuff was like just

828
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:35,560
Speaker 1: always it for reasons I would rather than divulge publicly,

829
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:38,279
Speaker 1: but like it was just not let's just say it

830
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:42,759
Speaker 1: didn't really affect us or them. But because that wasn't

831
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:46,560
Speaker 1: a thing, Like I never heard like super homophobic rhetoric.

832
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:49,320
Speaker 1: Of course, I heard like the classic like random comments

833
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:50,920
Speaker 1: that would like make me and my siblings be like

834
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 1: what do you mean?

835
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:53,080
Speaker 2: What do you mean?

836
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:55,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, what are you saying? But like, especially now, like

837
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:58,320
Speaker 1: my dad is like my dad specifically, my mom is

838
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:00,600
Speaker 1: just an angel and like literally I don't there's a

839
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:04,000
Speaker 1: hateful bone in her body, and neither for my dad really,

840
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:06,240
Speaker 1: but like I just never heard that kind of crazy

841
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:09,840
Speaker 1: ass rhetoric. Damn, like you're choking.

842
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:21,400
Speaker 4: I got pretty high before this, Yeah, but I just.

843
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:23,400
Speaker 1: Never heard that kind of rhetoric. And it is crazy

844
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:25,239
Speaker 1: to think that there are some households that are like

845
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:30,000
Speaker 1: so like strict and like hard to like grow up in,

846
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:36,440
Speaker 1: especially if you fall under like certain like identities. And

847
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:38,680
Speaker 1: that's just that that's it. Like I just like I

848
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:40,880
Speaker 1: always like when I hear because now I have plenty

849
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,080
Speaker 1: of friends who I hear about it, and I'm just

850
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:46,680
Speaker 1: like I never realized growing up how lucky I had

851
00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 1: it in terms of like my parents were just so

852
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:51,200
Speaker 1: fucking willy nilly in a lot of ways.

853
00:39:51,239 --> 00:39:54,480
Speaker 2: They were just like, let you fucking do you figure

854
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:58,840
Speaker 2: it out? So lucky. But yeah, that that's kind of

855
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:00,960
Speaker 2: all I wanted to say, is just it is insane

856
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:01,960
Speaker 2: that like you.

857
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:04,879
Speaker 1: Can cough, he's like scared to cough. Let it out

858
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:07,439
Speaker 1: be true? Did you choke on water?

859
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:11,080
Speaker 4: I don't know what I choked on my penis. Oh

860
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:12,640
Speaker 4: my god, Oh yeah, I choked.

861
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:16,360
Speaker 1: On It's like, you know how the microphone wires, wires

862
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:20,040
Speaker 1: are like going over there. Yeah, it's snaking over to you. Yeah,

863
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:22,799
Speaker 1: I'm trying to find the stupid ass comment you made

864
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:23,960
Speaker 1: to me and what I said to you.

865
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:28,880
Speaker 2: But yeah, I while and just finding that comment. I

866
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,560
Speaker 2: guess it was a really bad idea for the first time,

867
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:36,399
Speaker 2: me trying weed, let alone cybernetic weed, and a very

868
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:40,080
Speaker 2: long time. I was watching an episode of a show

869
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:43,279
Speaker 2: about drag queens that is going to completely ship on

870
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:46,440
Speaker 2: and destroy my hometown where I grew up. But I

871
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 2: got high and I had a good time. I had

872
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:50,320
Speaker 2: a good I know.

873
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:52,560
Speaker 1: I called Drew and I was so shocked and I

874
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:53,880
Speaker 1: was literally so jealous.

875
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:56,000
Speaker 2: I had like such a blast and I was like, damn,

876
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 2: maybe I can.

877
00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:59,120
Speaker 1: Maybe what you need is the cybernetic That's what.

878
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:01,160
Speaker 2: I was thinking. I had that thought. I was like, oh,

879
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:03,120
Speaker 2: maybe I need this bullshit like that.

880
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:04,399
Speaker 4: It's real.

881
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:07,040
Speaker 2: We just might be too potent, it's too fucking strong

882
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:11,200
Speaker 2: because like literally never mind, like uh that's another conversation,

883
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:14,120
Speaker 2: but just completely actually I'm gonna get into it.

884
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:17,840
Speaker 1: No no, no, you said, see how hard I have it?

885
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,120
Speaker 1: And I was like, wait, why is there going to

886
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:22,920
Speaker 1: be a gay statue of you when when you Elton

887
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:27,040
Speaker 1: John John yourself in thirty years, like you are going

888
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:30,040
Speaker 1: to be the first gay Granberry Fame like Hall of

889
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:33,680
Speaker 1: Fame alumni, and there's gonna be a big statue of you,

890
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:37,560
Speaker 1: like like with and your whole you're holding a Discos

891
00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 1: town Gosh, but yeah, did it make you? Did it

892
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:46,760
Speaker 1: make you sad?

893
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:48,320
Speaker 4: Not?

894
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:51,160
Speaker 2: Yes, sad because some of the kids in that show.

895
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:53,680
Speaker 2: I was like, damn, Like I don't know. It was

896
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:57,919
Speaker 2: just crazy to just think be introspective kind of about

897
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:00,360
Speaker 2: my hometown and like look at it on like a

898
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:02,680
Speaker 2: more macro level than like kind of what I know.

899
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:05,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, then just like the nostalgia based shit yeh have

900
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:06,240
Speaker 1: on it because.

901
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,520
Speaker 2: I'm like, damn, this place does fucking suck. Like I

902
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:11,600
Speaker 2: love it and I love going back there, but like, damn,

903
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:14,399
Speaker 2: like there was just a lot of like the whole

904
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:16,239
Speaker 2: shit that I had to deal with growing up, and

905
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:20,800
Speaker 2: like just interesting looking at it from like a lens

906
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:25,320
Speaker 2: of someone who I respect their opinions and like, I

907
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 2: don't know, it's just very crazy, But yeah, I got

908
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:31,360
Speaker 2: fucking stoned as fuck and it was lit. I loved it.

909
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:37,920
Speaker 2: And there was a moment though, where I laughed out

910
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,279
Speaker 2: loud at the show that we were watching, We're Here,

911
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:42,120
Speaker 2: because I was literally, this sounds like a fucking We're

912
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:44,480
Speaker 2: here brand deal. But I was like, I laughed out

913
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:48,719
Speaker 2: loud at it, and then I got really quiet for

914
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 2: twenty minutes and was inside my head spiraling about my

915
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:54,360
Speaker 2: laugh and I was like, oh my god, like that

916
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:56,040
Speaker 2: was too loud. That was a weird laugh, Like I

917
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:57,799
Speaker 2: can't believe I laughed Like that was that too loud

918
00:42:57,840 --> 00:42:59,600
Speaker 2: that I even laugh? Like what's going on? And then

919
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:01,279
Speaker 2: I would just like spiral out of control and then

920
00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:04,000
Speaker 2: ended up thinking about like killing myself or some shit

921
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:06,719
Speaker 2: like and that don't needed off myself. But that's what

922
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:08,320
Speaker 2: we does to me. That's why I can't do it.

923
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:10,719
Speaker 2: Is it like really makes me spiral in a bad way.

924
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:12,279
Speaker 2: Well turned it around.

925
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:15,080
Speaker 1: While you were doing that, I was in my old

926
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:19,200
Speaker 1: I was in my like thirties era where my mom

927
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:22,239
Speaker 1: was like we should have wine and I was like okay,

928
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:23,640
Speaker 1: and then I would get a bottle of wine with

929
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:25,839
Speaker 1: her and like sit at the table with a cup

930
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:28,040
Speaker 1: of wine and like talking to my mom and like

931
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:30,560
Speaker 1: my friends, and I was like, damn, this is like

932
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:33,120
Speaker 1: this really is what being in your mid twenties is, Like,

933
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:35,759
Speaker 1: well shit, but it was fucking lip.

934
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:40,480
Speaker 2: Did we ever talk about the Luaeva party? No, so

935
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:46,759
Speaker 2: Ya got invited to this Loua party and I'll let

936
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:47,920
Speaker 2: you like preface in.

937
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:50,360
Speaker 1: So I got invited and I really wanted to go,

938
00:43:50,719 --> 00:43:52,480
Speaker 1: but like, originally I was going to go with Ryan,

939
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:54,680
Speaker 1: but she I fucked up the dates and she was

940
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:56,440
Speaker 1: like on the other side of town, and I just

941
00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:59,040
Speaker 1: want I like, I get really anxious about those kind

942
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:02,600
Speaker 1: of things because like especially going alone, Like I don't

943
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 1: want to go to I don't think anybody wants to

944
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:05,839
Speaker 1: go to a fucking party alone, let alone a party

945
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:07,720
Speaker 1: where I'm like, oh, like I don't know if anybody

946
00:44:07,719 --> 00:44:09,200
Speaker 1: I know is going to be there and it's kind

947
00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:12,440
Speaker 1: of like an event thing whatever. So like, but I

948
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:14,239
Speaker 1: was like, I'm gonna go because like I want to

949
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:15,560
Speaker 1: be in these kind of rooms and I need to

950
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:17,000
Speaker 1: just put myself in the room and whatever.

951
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:19,880
Speaker 2: So own this space and I like it. I belong.

952
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:22,719
Speaker 1: I asked Josiah and Drew to drop me off and

953
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:24,600
Speaker 1: like they're in their pgs like about to have like

954
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:27,120
Speaker 1: a chill ass, like sit down night, and I was like,

955
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:30,600
Speaker 1: can y'all drop me off and whatever? And then like

956
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:32,480
Speaker 1: maybe I'll be in for fifteen minutes and just like

957
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:34,480
Speaker 1: kind of linger around if you're down, and like I'll

958
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:37,800
Speaker 1: get out and like come back out. But then we

959
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:40,040
Speaker 1: got there and I was texting around about her getting

960
00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:41,279
Speaker 1: there and she was like, dude, I'm still at this

961
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:42,759
Speaker 1: dinner or whatever. And then I was like, oh, it's

962
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:44,320
Speaker 1: so far from where she is. I don't even know

963
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:45,919
Speaker 1: if it's worth it for her to come here because

964
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:47,600
Speaker 1: I don't want to be here that long. So then

965
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:49,000
Speaker 1: I was like freaking out because I was like, dude,

966
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:50,520
Speaker 1: I need to go inside. But then I texted a

967
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:51,880
Speaker 1: few friends and they were like they're going to go,

968
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:53,920
Speaker 1: so I was like, oh, maybe they're there already. Maybe

969
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:55,440
Speaker 1: I just go in. Like I was just freaking the

970
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:57,799
Speaker 1: fuck out about like going inside because.

971
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:00,440
Speaker 2: Being alone, it just wasn't the vibe that either.

972
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:03,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was just like scared. I think, no matter

973
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:04,440
Speaker 1: what vibe I was in, I don't want to go

974
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:06,320
Speaker 1: into somewhere alone because I get really scared and like

975
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:08,440
Speaker 1: nervous and uncomfortable and like in my head about like

976
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:09,759
Speaker 1: meeting there, and I'm like, oh my god, I'm the

977
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:12,200
Speaker 1: loser who whatever, even though no one gives a fuck.

978
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:15,440
Speaker 1: But basically I had like texted somebody and I was like,

979
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:17,040
Speaker 1: is there a chance, like I could bring one of

980
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:18,640
Speaker 1: my friends who's in the car with me in because

981
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:20,799
Speaker 1: like I can't go in, and like Drew and Joe

982
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:22,680
Speaker 1: Sigher were like, I'm not fucking going in, bitch, Like

983
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:23,400
Speaker 1: I'm literally.

984
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:25,560
Speaker 2: Like in a self destruct mode. So I was like,

985
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:27,240
Speaker 2: I'll go in, but I'm in my pjs.

986
00:45:27,239 --> 00:45:32,160
Speaker 1: But Tupler like stripe pjs with his combde fucked down.

987
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:35,840
Speaker 2: It was fucking sick. It was the hardest outfit of twenty.

988
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:39,279
Speaker 1: And his like orange and blue like flattered paint.

989
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:43,160
Speaker 2: I think I like subconsciously threw together those last bits

990
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:45,000
Speaker 2: just in case I was going to go in, so

991
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:47,200
Speaker 2: I could you get Jewish? Yeah?

992
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:51,640
Speaker 1: And then he like went in and literally like so

993
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:55,279
Speaker 1: it was like Josiah inside was listening to me, well

994
00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:58,400
Speaker 1: because you you went just making sure you heard that,

995
00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 1: oh yeah no. And I just didn't want to comment

996
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:01,880
Speaker 1: on it because I was gonna let it go, like

997
00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:05,759
Speaker 1: I understood what you said, but whatever we like end

998
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:08,359
Speaker 1: up it ends up being that both of them could

999
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:12,680
Speaker 1: go in. So like and my like, my girl who

1000
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:15,120
Speaker 1: was like getting me in, was like, oh, like just

1001
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:17,880
Speaker 1: there's ballet, so just bring your car up and like

1002
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:20,440
Speaker 1: y'all can go in. So we valet the car and

1003
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:23,800
Speaker 1: hop out me in like this cute fit like obviously,

1004
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:26,040
Speaker 1: like I dressed up to go to this party and

1005
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:30,520
Speaker 1: then like Josiah in his sweats socks and like this

1006
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:33,200
Speaker 1: juicy guitar crop top I gave him because he didn't

1007
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:35,080
Speaker 1: want to wear them. Yeah, he didn't want to wear

1008
00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:37,120
Speaker 1: his other shirt, so he wore that and then a

1009
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:41,480
Speaker 1: sweater wrapped around it, like like he was just like, oh,

1010
00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:42,879
Speaker 1: I don't want to be in my pjs. I wanted

1011
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:44,440
Speaker 1: to be a crazy fit. So I gave him basically

1012
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:46,040
Speaker 1: what I had in my trunk and then he had

1013
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:48,399
Speaker 1: his hair up and his glasses on and then drew

1014
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:51,640
Speaker 1: on my other side in his fucking craziest outfit. And

1015
00:46:51,719 --> 00:46:54,320
Speaker 1: my like the girl getting me in was literally like

1016
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:55,280
Speaker 1: this is awesome.

1017
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:57,120
Speaker 2: Like she was like this is so funny.

1018
00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:59,200
Speaker 1: She was like, oh yeah, y'all like dressed the part,

1019
00:46:59,320 --> 00:46:59,719
Speaker 1: like go in.

1020
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:03,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, but we pull up. We go inside and it's

1021
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:07,560
Speaker 2: not a small event. It's like it was a party. Yeah,

1022
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:11,480
Speaker 2: ever is there, and like it's a party. It's like

1023
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 2: a cool thing. And then I'm walking around in a

1024
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:16,799
Speaker 2: comb de fuck down beanie all the way to my eyebrows,

1025
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,960
Speaker 2: literal pajamas. But I felt cool.

1026
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:23,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was awesome. We like stood in there for

1027
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:26,239
Speaker 1: like literally thirty minutes, talk to a few friends, and

1028
00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:28,160
Speaker 1: then like we were like, all right, we need to

1029
00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:30,040
Speaker 1: leave because it literally was a party, like.

1030
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:32,120
Speaker 2: We were famous people. By the way, I just need

1031
00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:35,920
Speaker 2: to say that they were famous people that we were

1032
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:38,959
Speaker 2: friends with, because like we know famous people.

1033
00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:42,319
Speaker 1: Like, it's just you might as well like name drop.

1034
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:45,080
Speaker 1: No name dropping is like makes you a loser. But cat,

1035
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:50,040
Speaker 1: we just just start claiming that we're like really close

1036
00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:50,319
Speaker 1: to her.

1037
00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:52,680
Speaker 2: That's all we do. Life.

1038
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:56,120
Speaker 1: Oh Timothy was there. Oh my god. We should have

1039
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:58,120
Speaker 1: mentioned how good he wasn't bones and all.

1040
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:02,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll just text after this, honestly, Yeah, text him.

1041
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:03,759
Speaker 2: I'm going to FaceTime. I'm in a bit probably I

1042
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:04,680
Speaker 2: haven't talked to him a while.

1043
00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:07,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll just hop on with you. But yeah, Drew

1044
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:09,920
Speaker 1: pulled the worst fits. We'll throw it. Actually it was

1045
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:12,640
Speaker 1: like the best fit. But it was just awesome because

1046
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:16,920
Speaker 1: like he looked he looked like he accidentally like had

1047
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,160
Speaker 1: too much melatonin and was like, I'm going to take

1048
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:22,719
Speaker 1: a Napple for the party. I'm like exhausted, gave himself melatonin,

1049
00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:24,600
Speaker 1: woke up as the party star was like, dude, fuck,

1050
00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:26,200
Speaker 1: I need to just like get there, and then went

1051
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:28,400
Speaker 1: because like your eyes were a little droopy, but like

1052
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:31,600
Speaker 1: that was a part of the look yep, and that's it.

1053
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:32,719
Speaker 1: I think that's it.

1054
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:39,479
Speaker 2: That was the lave event fiasco. I did get laid

1055
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:40,080
Speaker 2: that night.

1056
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:44,160
Speaker 1: No he didn't. He did not. He went home and

1057
00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:45,600
Speaker 1: went to sleep.

1058
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:48,600
Speaker 2: And then you know what's so crazy is I wore

1059
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:53,040
Speaker 2: the pajamas to the party, smoked cigarette, peeled disgusting as sweaty, event,

1060
00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:55,880
Speaker 2: came home, went to bed in them because I'm not

1061
00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:57,880
Speaker 2: washing that shit. I wanted to wear my pajamas. I

1062
00:48:57,960 --> 00:48:59,640
Speaker 2: was ready for bed. We were only there for like

1063
00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:02,839
Speaker 2: twenty Oh fuck, what the fuck was I gonna say?

1064
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:04,840
Speaker 1: Based on oh and because that we were like, oh

1065
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:06,520
Speaker 1: my god, wait, we should go out tomorrow, like we

1066
00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:09,040
Speaker 1: should re enter our like going out and having fun era.

1067
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:11,080
Speaker 1: And then the next night when it came to it.

1068
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:12,440
Speaker 1: There was like a party we were gonna go to,

1069
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:15,560
Speaker 1: and all of us are like, hell no, like I'm

1070
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:18,400
Speaker 1: not doing We've been in our like stay home and

1071
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:20,720
Speaker 1: play Fortnite and like talk to nobody and do nothing

1072
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:21,759
Speaker 1: and like brought away.

1073
00:49:22,239 --> 00:49:26,440
Speaker 2: Well, one time, at a random hookup, they had pasta

1074
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:29,040
Speaker 2: on the stove while we were hooking up. It started

1075
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:31,399
Speaker 2: smoking so fucking much that I thought we were going

1076
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:32,160
Speaker 2: to die of smoke.

1077
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:32,640
Speaker 4: In elation.

1078
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:36,560
Speaker 2: I still saw it through though. That's why I wrote down.

1079
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:38,759
Speaker 1: What did y'all just like like water it down and

1080
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:39,520
Speaker 1: keep it pushing.

1081
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:43,040
Speaker 2: No, I don't know what happened. I don't know what happened.

1082
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:45,200
Speaker 2: I just remember the pasta setting on fire.

1083
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:49,440
Speaker 1: Why, well, my dad, if you know, you know, like

1084
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:52,440
Speaker 1: when you make big pots of like soup or like

1085
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:54,960
Speaker 1: beef soup or chicken soup, like what a lot at

1086
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:57,479
Speaker 1: least my family did. I'm assuming this is what Latin

1087
00:49:57,560 --> 00:49:59,480
Speaker 1: families will do there. Yeah, you just leave it on

1088
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:00,960
Speaker 1: the stove and they and you like heat it up

1089
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:04,000
Speaker 1: every day so that it doesn't rot. Which I don't

1090
00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:07,239
Speaker 1: know what the theory to that is, but whatever, But

1091
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:11,000
Speaker 1: my dad like three times in one year came home

1092
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:14,000
Speaker 1: from being out and like drinking with his friends and

1093
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:16,040
Speaker 1: would come home and then be like, fuck, I didn't

1094
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:18,640
Speaker 1: heat up the soups today, and like go to heat

1095
00:50:18,719 --> 00:50:20,879
Speaker 1: up the soup, and me and my siblings would wake

1096
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:22,879
Speaker 1: up in the living room with the house full of smoke,

1097
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:24,439
Speaker 1: would be like, what the fuck are He's like fuck

1098
00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:26,600
Speaker 1: the soup, and like would have to go and like

1099
00:50:26,719 --> 00:50:29,239
Speaker 1: throw the pot outside and water it down, and then

1100
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:30,719
Speaker 1: we'd have to stay up for an hour with the

1101
00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:33,160
Speaker 1: windows open, waiting until like got out so that we

1102
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:37,160
Speaker 1: didn't die of smoke intellect. And he did that like

1103
00:50:37,239 --> 00:50:40,520
Speaker 1: three times in a year, and then he stopped, obviously

1104
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:44,320
Speaker 1: thinking in his drunken stupor that he was gonna like,

1105
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:47,000
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I'm gonna save myself like thirty dollars worth

1106
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:47,719
Speaker 1: of soup right now.

1107
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:51,760
Speaker 2: You know what, Actually this is crazy. This is completely

1108
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:55,600
Speaker 2: different from what you were talking about, but it kind

1109
00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:58,680
Speaker 2: of goes with the whole like my hometown, learning different

1110
00:50:58,719 --> 00:51:00,799
Speaker 2: shit growing up and like hearing different things and being

1111
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:05,040
Speaker 2: surrounded by different things instead of fucking sex ed, which

1112
00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:07,040
Speaker 2: is what I thought it was called. But I was

1113
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:11,400
Speaker 2: reminded recently that we had a class called abstinence in

1114
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:14,440
Speaker 2: public school. Wow, so they didn't teach us sexual education.

1115
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:17,040
Speaker 2: They taught us not to have sex. Is that what

1116
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:20,920
Speaker 2: abstinence is? Yeah, like abstaining from sex. Yeah, that's what

1117
00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:21,920
Speaker 2: we were taught in school.

1118
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:25,640
Speaker 1: We were taught sex ed. And I remember literally in

1119
00:51:25,719 --> 00:51:28,359
Speaker 1: fifth grade when we were all sat like in different rooms,

1120
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:29,600
Speaker 1: like the boys in one room with the girls in

1121
00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:31,680
Speaker 1: one room, to watch our separate videos. And like I

1122
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:34,440
Speaker 1: remember because it was like an illustration, and that was

1123
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:36,759
Speaker 1: in the era where everybody was smoking Smarties and like

1124
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:38,920
Speaker 1: a bunch of us weren't paying attention and we're like

1125
00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:42,160
Speaker 1: smoking Smarties. And then in ninth grade, they like did

1126
00:51:42,239 --> 00:51:44,839
Speaker 1: and we had a whole sex ad class, like we like, yeah,

1127
00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:47,760
Speaker 1: our school fully had a class dedicated to sex education.

1128
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:49,920
Speaker 1: Like it was like our last period, my last period.

1129
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:51,480
Speaker 1: And I remember when they did the condom thing with

1130
00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:55,360
Speaker 1: the banana and we were like, you're playing with the

1131
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:56,479
Speaker 1: fucking banana right now.

1132
00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:59,279
Speaker 2: You're so weird we have that, And I thought we

1133
00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:01,600
Speaker 2: had that. But what I do remember is we did

1134
00:52:01,719 --> 00:52:04,239
Speaker 2: watch those videos in fifth grade, like boys and one arm,

1135
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:07,200
Speaker 2: girls in the other. And I remember at the end

1136
00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:09,240
Speaker 2: of it, we were all given like a little goodie

1137
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:13,480
Speaker 2: bag of like Hyagiene products because it was like thirty

1138
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:17,640
Speaker 2: of us watching the video and in the bag there

1139
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:21,320
Speaker 2: was like a mini version of this deodorant that to

1140
00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:24,960
Speaker 2: this day, I think it's the best smelling deodorant I've

1141
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,920
Speaker 2: ever smelt. And it was what's the red brand off

1142
00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:34,680
Speaker 2: spice one old spice. It was like old spice, Yeah,

1143
00:52:34,719 --> 00:52:39,640
Speaker 2: ice spice. It's the munch flavor, but the flavor. Yeah,

1144
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:43,200
Speaker 2: because you eat deodorant. That's how you keep your armpits clean.

1145
00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:47,600
Speaker 2: Nod On, Yeah, you fucking put it on. What are

1146
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:50,640
Speaker 2: you talking about right now? You're crazy When I rub

1147
00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:52,480
Speaker 2: it on my skin and give me king burns and

1148
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:54,080
Speaker 2: then you eat it and then it just comes up.

1149
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:55,920
Speaker 1: Okay, old literally gives everybody.

1150
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:58,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, why is that a thing that everybody has had

1151
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:01,280
Speaker 2: happened in their life? And their deal of profiting brand

1152
00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:02,080
Speaker 2: that's on the shlves.

1153
00:53:02,239 --> 00:53:04,480
Speaker 1: Men are so useless to somebody I used to see

1154
00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:07,320
Speaker 1: got mad chemical burns from their deodorant and I was

1155
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:09,440
Speaker 1: like and he was just like, I don't know, Like

1156
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:10,880
Speaker 1: I guess that's just the way it is. And I

1157
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:12,720
Speaker 1: was like, that's not the way it is. You stop

1158
00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:15,759
Speaker 1: using it. You switch over and I had to manually

1159
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:18,440
Speaker 1: throw away his deodorant and go to the store with

1160
00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:20,759
Speaker 1: him to get him new deyodorant and be like, this

1161
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:21,640
Speaker 1: won't burn you.

1162
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:26,160
Speaker 2: I had that happen in like middle school, where I

1163
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:28,040
Speaker 2: got the kim burns and I never used it again.

1164
00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:31,600
Speaker 2: But that deodorant is the greatest smelling deodorant I've ever

1165
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:34,240
Speaker 2: smelled in my life. And sometimes I'll get a whiff

1166
00:53:34,239 --> 00:53:35,759
Speaker 2: of it in public and I haven't been able to

1167
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:37,479
Speaker 2: find it, and you'll get a whiff of someone wearing

1168
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:39,640
Speaker 2: it in public, and I'm not going to go up

1169
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:41,760
Speaker 2: to a random fucking dude and be like, what deyodurant

1170
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:43,640
Speaker 2: are you wearing right now? Because I remember it when

1171
00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:45,719
Speaker 2: I was in fifth grade and I love it. Can't

1172
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:47,759
Speaker 2: do that and I just can never find it. And

1173
00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:49,360
Speaker 2: it was like the original formulae, we.

1174
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:52,200
Speaker 1: Should go to CDs and like open all of them

1175
00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:53,480
Speaker 1: and like give them whiffs.

1176
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:56,440
Speaker 2: Word. I've done that before, and I just cannot find.

1177
00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:58,839
Speaker 1: We haven't hung out in a CDs together and too long.

1178
00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:00,640
Speaker 1: I was trying to get all my friends of Miami

1179
00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:02,520
Speaker 1: to hang out in a CBS. We were like doing

1180
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:04,680
Speaker 1: the thing that's like very Miami of US, where we

1181
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:07,000
Speaker 1: had nowhere to fucking go, and we were just like

1182
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:10,000
Speaker 1: standing in different parking lots until we decided, until I

1183
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:12,760
Speaker 1: finally convinced everybody to go to Flantagan's at one am

1184
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:16,400
Speaker 1: and those chicken wings, Like dude, they My stomach was

1185
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:19,600
Speaker 1: genuinely like contorting, like it was like jumping, and I've

1186
00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:22,000
Speaker 1: never had that happen. And I actually was like, fuck, dude,

1187
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:23,719
Speaker 1: I wanted this so bad and now it's I'm gonna

1188
00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:26,040
Speaker 1: have food poisoning and like fucking stomach ulcers from it.

1189
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:29,160
Speaker 1: But I think I am the clear. But I was

1190
00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:31,840
Speaker 1: like when everybody was walking to their cars, we were like,

1191
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,400
Speaker 1: that's it, like the hang is over. Meanwhile, I was

1192
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:36,239
Speaker 1: like one forty am and I was like, the hang

1193
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:40,440
Speaker 1: is over, Like should we go to cbses And everybody

1194
00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:42,759
Speaker 1: was like, no, bitch, we're going home, and I was like,

1195
00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:44,840
Speaker 1: all right, sorry, let's go.

1196
00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:47,200
Speaker 2: They just don't hang Yeah.

1197
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:50,040
Speaker 1: They don't understand. They don't understand the CBS Sleigh.

1198
00:54:50,239 --> 00:54:56,200
Speaker 2: This CV Sleigh, the Yodling Kid and Backpack Kid actually dated.

1199
00:54:57,239 --> 00:54:59,520
Speaker 2: Did you know that little thing?

1200
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,480
Speaker 1: Think they have a weird age gap, so like, what's

1201
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:02,840
Speaker 1: up with that.

1202
00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:06,879
Speaker 2: That's what I'm fucking saying. That's what I've been saying

1203
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:08,000
Speaker 2: this entire time.

1204
00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:14,120
Speaker 1: Who would be who would have got a Thunberg date

1205
00:55:14,239 --> 00:55:16,719
Speaker 1: in the like in that sphere, like who would be

1206
00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:22,000
Speaker 1: like her girl middle sex? No, No, I can't see that.

1207
00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:27,200
Speaker 1: I feel like she has to date a girl. I

1208
00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:28,560
Speaker 1: just that's her vite for me.

1209
00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:34,759
Speaker 2: Like this, I'd say the girl that was on Ellen

1210
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:39,120
Speaker 2: DeGeneres with her and her and now she's like a

1211
00:55:39,239 --> 00:55:41,600
Speaker 2: drill rapper okay, opposite?

1212
00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:44,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, either that or you know, who would be the

1213
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:48,640
Speaker 1: Grace Vanderwald girl. Do you know what I'm saying? She's

1214
00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:51,759
Speaker 1: gorgeous also, but like they like I need to see

1215
00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:52,239
Speaker 1: them go on a.

1216
00:55:52,239 --> 00:55:55,640
Speaker 2: Date Daniel Larson being obsessed with Grace Vanderwall Wait.

1217
00:55:55,719 --> 00:55:57,160
Speaker 1: Is that what I they get? Okay, but they would

1218
00:55:57,200 --> 00:55:59,800
Speaker 1: have to like go on a date when like Grace

1219
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:04,320
Speaker 1: first did her first audition like her and Greta like

1220
00:56:04,520 --> 00:56:06,360
Speaker 1: at fourteen or like I don't know how old she

1221
00:56:06,480 --> 00:56:09,919
Speaker 1: is here, but if it worked out, ship ship ship,

1222
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:12,480
Speaker 1: she was so cute?

1223
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:13,800
Speaker 2: What was she?

1224
00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:15,399
Speaker 1: Wait?

1225
00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:18,600
Speaker 2: Why did she ate? Yeah?

1226
00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:26,920
Speaker 1: Okay, like get to sing? This is Christian?

1227
00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:35,120
Speaker 2: Yes, no, she's her own song too.

1228
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:39,120
Speaker 1: No, no, mine eggs.

1229
00:56:40,239 --> 00:56:44,080
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't play by the rules of the game.

1230
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:55,160
Speaker 2: Come on, chow, I play the games.

1231
00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:59,719
Speaker 1: I didn't know I have goose bumps, an original song

1232
00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:06,080
Speaker 1: with the it's well wow, okay, this episode is dedicated

1233
00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:10,120
Speaker 1: to Grace. Yeah, yeah, girl, this is Grace's episode. Wow

1234
00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:12,920
Speaker 1: yeah wow. I feel like she has a tapestry in

1235
00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:13,600
Speaker 1: her room right now.

1236
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:15,000
Speaker 2: Oh, she definitely does.

1237
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:15,399
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1238
00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:17,280
Speaker 2: I bet she bleached frybrows right now too.

1239
00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:21,439
Speaker 1: She would eat with bleached eyebrows. No, she's definitely past

1240
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:22,120
Speaker 1: her tapestry.

1241
00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:22,520
Speaker 2: Bitch.

1242
00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:24,480
Speaker 1: At the rate she was moving, she already.

1243
00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:27,760
Speaker 2: Had her tap stream that up, like right, But there

1244
00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:29,600
Speaker 2: was something that I wanted to right.

1245
00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:34,360
Speaker 1: Right right somebody. I saw somebody comment. It was like, dude,

1246
00:57:34,440 --> 00:57:36,720
Speaker 1: I didn't get half the references they were like talking

1247
00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:38,480
Speaker 1: about this last episode, right.

1248
00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:41,720
Speaker 2: If you don't know that one, Like come on, well,

1249
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:46,479
Speaker 2: let's talk about China regulating their TikTok to their youth

1250
00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:50,840
Speaker 2: and promoting only thirty minutes a day on their app.

1251
00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:52,880
Speaker 2: Maybe it's an hour. I don't fucking know. And on

1252
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:56,680
Speaker 2: top of that, they promote learning TikTok to everybody, but

1253
00:57:56,800 --> 00:58:01,000
Speaker 2: in America they don't have a time limit to our children,

1254
00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:03,800
Speaker 2: and you can watch whatever the fuck I can watch

1255
00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:06,840
Speaker 2: a person die and then three seconds later watch i'd

1256
00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:08,000
Speaker 2: cute animal video.

1257
00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:13,320
Speaker 1: Well, I'm not on TikTok anymore, so explain that. But

1258
00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:16,400
Speaker 1: you know what, like what's better me spending like four

1259
00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:19,160
Speaker 1: hours on TikTok or me becoming hyper obsessed with my

1260
00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:20,160
Speaker 1: plane crash.

1261
00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:24,600
Speaker 2: And also buying shit? Yeah at an alarming right, right,

1262
00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:28,880
Speaker 2: because there's allays how much you get those carrots for?

1263
00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:32,400
Speaker 1: I would pay ninety nine cents for them?

1264
00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:34,520
Speaker 2: Is that like on a good day or just like

1265
00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:35,640
Speaker 2: a whatever fucking price?

1266
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:37,360
Speaker 1: That's that's a good price?

1267
00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:42,800
Speaker 2: Thirty cents, thirty three cents, thirty three cents, that's an

1268
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:46,800
Speaker 2: obscure reference. And if you get that one, that's crazy.

1269
00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:48,880
Speaker 1: But I was that good or just whatever?

1270
00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:51,160
Speaker 2: Is that a good price or whatever price?

1271
00:58:51,680 --> 00:58:51,800
Speaker 4: Is that?

1272
00:58:52,040 --> 00:58:53,400
Speaker 2: So? Is that good or whatever price?

1273
00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:54,960
Speaker 1: Yeah? We just have to tweak it a little so

1274
00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:56,800
Speaker 1: we could use it like, right, so is that good

1275
00:58:56,880 --> 00:58:58,880
Speaker 1: or just like whatever? Right?

1276
00:58:59,760 --> 00:58:59,880
Speaker 2: Right?

1277
00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:00,560
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1278
00:59:02,160 --> 00:59:04,120
Speaker 2: We need to make them day holy.

1279
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:07,200
Speaker 1: Like the end of this episode has been like nothing,

1280
00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:09,920
Speaker 1: Like I haven't like acknowledged that there's a camera here.

1281
00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:11,800
Speaker 1: We've just been talking to each other.

1282
00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:13,960
Speaker 2: But there was something else I have.

1283
00:59:14,520 --> 00:59:16,000
Speaker 1: I'm going to save it for the next episode since

1284
00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:20,000
Speaker 1: we got a stack for the holidays. Do you want

1285
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:24,080
Speaker 1: to save it? Yeah? Yeah, save yourself. Hey, you have

1286
00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:24,840
Speaker 1: to save yourself.

1287
00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:25,520
Speaker 4: You know what it was?

1288
00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:31,040
Speaker 2: Spotify rats, Oh the thirteenth.

1289
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:34,760
Speaker 1: Maybe that could be our media. Let's go into media,

1290
00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:36,520
Speaker 1: but it'll be No, let's save it. Save that for

1291
00:59:36,560 --> 00:59:37,480
Speaker 1: the New Year's episode.

1292
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:46,400
Speaker 2: All right, media, I wish you n what you're listening

1293
00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:46,880
Speaker 2: to right now.

1294
00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:51,000
Speaker 1: Technopolicy by Yellow Magic Orchestra. That's the way. Actually, I'm

1295
00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:52,280
Speaker 1: not going to give that one because I want to

1296
00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:55,040
Speaker 1: keep that one for myself right now? How about that?

1297
00:59:55,320 --> 00:59:58,240
Speaker 1: And then honestly, Love is Overtaking Me by Arthur Russell

1298
00:59:58,400 --> 01:00:00,920
Speaker 1: and Black Metal by Dean Blunt. That's like all I've

1299
01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:03,920
Speaker 1: been listening to recently, other than like.

1300
01:00:03,960 --> 01:00:06,880
Speaker 2: Other Samar saying I had to dream you were a

1301
01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:10,880
Speaker 2: suicide bomber and you literally bombed the gas station sounds

1302
01:00:10,880 --> 01:00:16,600
Speaker 2: about right. Why is everybody dreaming about me? Dreamed about me?

1303
01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:19,120
Speaker 1: Quinn scary dream about true too?

1304
01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:22,280
Speaker 2: Maybe you are overtaken by deal I think so, And

1305
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:24,880
Speaker 2: these are like my spiritual friends? Is spiritual?

1306
01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:28,760
Speaker 1: Noamar, I don't find Zamar like to be a spiritual

1307
01:00:28,840 --> 01:00:31,720
Speaker 1: man lives by the happiness of his own accord.

1308
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:34,560
Speaker 2: Which is beautiful, and I'm jealous. So I was on

1309
01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:38,600
Speaker 2: like a sad ass fucking vibe in Texas. So Pinta

1310
01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:43,040
Speaker 2: Nina Santa Maria by evangelists, ladies and gentlemen. We are

1311
01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:47,080
Speaker 2: floating in space spiritualized. And you know I did it.

1312
01:00:47,160 --> 01:00:47,200
Speaker 1: You.

1313
01:00:47,480 --> 01:00:49,680
Speaker 2: I had to fucking do it, and I did star

1314
01:00:49,800 --> 01:00:53,080
Speaker 2: roving and slow mo by slow dive. I had to

1315
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:54,760
Speaker 2: do it. I just had to because it was an

1316
01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:58,760
Speaker 2: emotional thanksgiving for some reason, just satisfycing. But I loved it.

1317
01:00:58,880 --> 01:01:00,680
Speaker 2: It's cute, all right.

1318
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:02,840
Speaker 1: Well, thank you guys so much for listening. See you

1319
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:04,640
Speaker 1: next week.

1320
01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:07,240
Speaker 2: Gay Penis, You's recycled.