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<v Speaker 1>woman on the phone for a second date update today

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<v Speaker 1>who says that she regrets not going out with a

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<v Speaker 1>guy that she was supposed to see. Okay, that's good.

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<v Speaker 1>And her name is Elizabeth. Why are you Elizabeth? How

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<v Speaker 1>are you hi? It's actually Elizabeth ur Elizabeth R. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I'm sorry. I thought that was just a

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<v Speaker 1>typo on my sheet. No, that's my name, Okay, Elizabeth Thurr.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just Elizabeth. And then you out an eon. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god. She wants she wants to hang up on us.

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<v Speaker 1>She hates us. Do you know how many times you've

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<v Speaker 1>had this conversation in your life? Let me guess eight billions?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah a lot? Okay, Well, could we just call you Liz? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean Elizabeth. There is my name, so I usually

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<v Speaker 1>I like to go by my name. You guys, you

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<v Speaker 1>want you want all five syllables to be heard, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>Elizabeth thurp, So you said that you regret not going

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<v Speaker 1>out with the guy. What was his name? His name

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<v Speaker 1>is Ben? Very short, one syllable do year five? I

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<v Speaker 1>like that, Elizabeth. Maybe that's short for his real name, Benjami.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, we gotta stop. I'm so sorry. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>really happy to listen and you're on the phone with us.

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<v Speaker 1>Just Ben, okay, just yet. I don't mean to make

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<v Speaker 1>you angry to tell us about Ben? Okay, where'd you

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<v Speaker 1>meet him? So? We met six months ago through friends?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, that was a long time. Yeah. Was it

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<v Speaker 1>like a setup where you were supposed to go out

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<v Speaker 1>on a date or you just like we're friendly? No,

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<v Speaker 1>we're just part of the same friend group. Okay. So

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<v Speaker 1>we've never actually had a one on one date. We've

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<v Speaker 1>just hung out in groups. Okay, And when did you start?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know liking him? Well, I just like him

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<v Speaker 1>as a friend. He's a sweet guy, he really is.

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<v Speaker 1>He's kind of shy though, he's not really like my type,

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<v Speaker 1>not the hottest guy ever. I say, are you regretting

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<v Speaker 1>that going out with him? So you can friend zone

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<v Speaker 1>him and show Murray belongs like, no, I'm actually trying

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<v Speaker 1>to help him out. Tell us what happened. Well, we

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<v Speaker 1>were at a bar with a group of people, but

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<v Speaker 1>then the group went to go order us another round

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<v Speaker 1>and it was just me and him sitting down for

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of minutes. And he's a telemarketer, that's like

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<v Speaker 1>what he does, and he was kind of acting nervous

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<v Speaker 1>and shy like, and he said there's something going on

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<v Speaker 1>at work. So I just tried to be a good

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<v Speaker 1>friend and was like, well, what's going on, Like what's wrong?

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<v Speaker 1>So he said he needed to ask me something and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like okay, yeah. So he told me he

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<v Speaker 1>actually won this award you just named, like Telemarketer of

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<v Speaker 1>the Year at his job. And I was like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>that's awesome. I don't know, god, guy who actually didn't

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<v Speaker 1>work the oscars of telemarketing the award that you want

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<v Speaker 1>to hide because if he was, you do that much telemarketing? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're the best at it apparently. Yeah. Yeah, he was

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<v Speaker 1>real proud of it. He's really passionate about what he does. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess you have to be if you're going to

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<v Speaker 1>interrupt a lot of sixty year olds dinner time, you know, right,

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<v Speaker 1>So what was a problem. So apparently along with this award,

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<v Speaker 1>there's also the big gala that they have this big

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<v Speaker 1>dance and dinner for all the winners. Gala like a

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<v Speaker 1>Telemarketers ball. It was yet telemarketer gala. Wow, everyone, do

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<v Speaker 1>you just want to go and interrupt it all the time?

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<v Speaker 1>Every five minutes, all the world's worst people in one

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<v Speaker 1>room together. Okay, Well, he was really excited about it,

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<v Speaker 1>but he wanted me to accompany him. He assured me

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<v Speaker 1>it would just be as a friend, that no strings attached,

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<v Speaker 1>didn't mean anything more. And you said no to that,

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<v Speaker 1>I said no, I don't blame you, girl. Honestly, a

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<v Speaker 1>Telemarketers ball not what I would want to do on

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<v Speaker 1>a Friday night. See any job's ball that they're having

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<v Speaker 1>a big celebration that's important to any company. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>a very good friend move to say no, you got

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta admit to that. Total Well, I know, but

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<v Speaker 1>I just feel like, you go to this gala, you're

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<v Speaker 1>all dressed up. I'm not positive that he's going to

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<v Speaker 1>try and keep it just friends. Oh yeah, I know

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<v Speaker 1>how those telemarketer balls go. I see what you're saying

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<v Speaker 1>I just want a second of your time next thing,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, Yeah, and you're on a cruise for ten days.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't know how you ended up. So where are

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<v Speaker 1>you at now? So now I just found out that

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<v Speaker 1>he asked another friend of ours and she said yes

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<v Speaker 1>to go with him. But he's nasty, like she is

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<v Speaker 1>not a nice person, and she talks crap about him

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<v Speaker 1>behind his back all the time. And then I found

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<v Speaker 1>out that he was going to pay her two hundred

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<v Speaker 1>dollars to be his date, right, that's where your regret

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<v Speaker 1>really said it? Yeah, but once you were going to

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<v Speaker 1>get paid by a telemarketer. Well yeah, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>at that point, I do like a paid ask for it,

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<v Speaker 1>Like that's weird. It doesn't even like him. So she's

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<v Speaker 1>like using him for many using him for like a

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<v Speaker 1>nice night out and a nice dinner, Like, yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>should be using him for money in a nice night out,

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<v Speaker 1>not this random girl. No, that's why I contacted you.

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<v Speaker 1>I want him to ask me to go again, Like

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<v Speaker 1>I want to go with him because this girl is awful,

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<v Speaker 1>and honestly, he doesn't have to pay me, Like I'll

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<v Speaker 1>go because I feel bad. Well, that's tricky. Though, because

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<v Speaker 1>if he's a nice guy, he's not going to dump

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<v Speaker 1>a date, even if he's paying for it. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean? Like it just goes against nice

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<v Speaker 1>guy protocol. Yeah, that's why I contacted you, guys. That's

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<v Speaker 1>why I need your help, because I need to tell

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<v Speaker 1>him to take me instead. Yeah, this is pretty fun.

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<v Speaker 1>He's gonna love this. Well, we're gonna play a song.

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<v Speaker 1>Come back and call Ben for you and try and

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<v Speaker 1>get you a second date. Update. All right, Elizabeth Her, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you hold on second date update date. If you're just

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<v Speaker 1>tuning in for today's second date update, We've been talking

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<v Speaker 1>to a lovely woman named Elizabeth Her. That's Elizabeth with

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<v Speaker 1>an E R. At the end, Elizabeth Hers feeling regretful

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<v Speaker 1>because she was invited to go to the event of

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<v Speaker 1>the century, the Telemarketers Gala, where there'll be awards, drinks,

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<v Speaker 1>and of course, dancing while wearing headsets and making cold calls.

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<v Speaker 1>Telemarketers never take a day off. It's truly a spectacle

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<v Speaker 1>to behold the Telemarketers Ball. Elizabeth was invited to this

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<v Speaker 1>event by a guy named Ben, but she turned it down,

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<v Speaker 1>and now she's having second thoughts because afterwards Ben asked

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<v Speaker 1>a different lady to go, and this is a lady

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<v Speaker 1>that Elizabeth Or knows and is not a fan of.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the thing. I mean, he's paying her to go

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<v Speaker 1>with him. I don't know if he cares that she's

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, who knows all of that? But are you

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<v Speaker 1>worried at all that he's going to get the wrong

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<v Speaker 1>idea that you want to be more than friends? I

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<v Speaker 1>think if we lay down some ground rules and make

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<v Speaker 1>it really clear that this is just a friend's thing,

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<v Speaker 1>I think we can keep it still like clearly that

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<v Speaker 1>it's not to be anything more. Well, I wouldn't count

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<v Speaker 1>it out. You don't know the magic that happens at

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<v Speaker 1>these telemarketers balls. You might be change in your mind.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know about that. Wait, are we going to

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<v Speaker 1>get him on the phone? I mean, like, how do

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<v Speaker 1>we do this? So we're going to trash the woman

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<v Speaker 1>that he's going out with. No, I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>trash the other girl. I don't even think we need

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about her. I just want to get him

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone and tell him that I do want

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<v Speaker 1>to go with him. I change my mind, And do

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<v Speaker 1>you still just make the decision? Okay? All right, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we're going to try it out right now. We're about

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<v Speaker 1>to dial his phone number. You ready, yep? Okay, here

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<v Speaker 1>we go, Elizabeth her Hello, Hi, can I speak to Ben? Please?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Ben? Could I ask who's calling? Hi? Ben?

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<v Speaker 1>My name's young Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and

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<v Speaker 1>Jeffrey in the Morning. You have a moment to talk.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not Yeah, we're not interrupting you during anything important,

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<v Speaker 1>are we, Ben? We haven't offered you may not be

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<v Speaker 1>able to refuse. Yeah, what's going on here? Then? Are

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<v Speaker 1>you satisfied with your current cell phone service? Who are

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<v Speaker 1>you guys? And why are you pranking me? Right now?

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<v Speaker 1>It's not a prank, Ben. We're a morning radio show

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<v Speaker 1>and we do something on our show called a second

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<v Speaker 1>date update. That's what this is. Okay, but I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>been on any dates plat. Yes. Normally what we do

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<v Speaker 1>is we call people who've gone out on a date

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<v Speaker 1>and afterwards they're not getting a callback, so we try

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<v Speaker 1>and figure out the reason why. But in this case,

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<v Speaker 1>you actually haven't gone out with the person that reached

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<v Speaker 1>out to us. All right, Yeah, there's a friend that

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<v Speaker 1>was calling about you. Her name is Elizabeth R. Okay, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she called you guys. Yeah, she says that you had

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<v Speaker 1>a really important work function coming up and you were

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<v Speaker 1>getting a big award, a big telemarketing and award. Thank you. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>I asked her to go with me, but she turned

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<v Speaker 1>me down, so I'm exactly yeah, she told us that,

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<v Speaker 1>and she also said that after she turned you down,

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<v Speaker 1>now apparently your plans have changed. Yes, that's correct. I

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<v Speaker 1>asked another person to go with me. Is it your mom?

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<v Speaker 1>Ha ha, very funny. Your mom turned you down too.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, Ben, Ben, were you super bombed when Elizabeth

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<v Speaker 1>her originally said that she didn't want to go, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you know, I was excited to go with her, like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we've been friends for a little bit. I

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<v Speaker 1>thought she would have loved to have gone and had

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<v Speaker 1>a good time. And then she's just like she said

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't her saying and turned me down. And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's kind of not cool, you know that, right? But

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<v Speaker 1>but the good news is as a telemarketer, you're used

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<v Speaker 1>to rejection. I mean there's some truth to that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>if you don't get the one, you kind of you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta keep moving forwards, all right, But you still like her. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>she's so pretty and just I probably shouldn't have even

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<v Speaker 1>asked her. I think she's a little bit out of

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<v Speaker 1>my league. Um well, hold on, Ben, what if I

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<v Speaker 1>told you that Elizabeth Or was having second thoughts about

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<v Speaker 1>her decision? Uh? I don't know. What if I told

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<v Speaker 1>you that Elizabeth Ur's biggest desire is to get it

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<v Speaker 1>on with the best telemarketer in all the land? That'd

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<v Speaker 1>be awesome. Yeah? Yeah, what if she wants to be

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<v Speaker 1>the Gwenevere to your lance a lot? Oh oh that

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<v Speaker 1>sounds good. Yeah, you're attacking language. Yeah, okay, Well I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just kidding about all the getting it on stuff. But seriously,

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<v Speaker 1>what if Elizabeth she what if she wishes that she'd

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<v Speaker 1>said yes? Um, I mean, that'd be great. That would

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<v Speaker 1>be the night of my life. It's like something out

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<v Speaker 1>of a Disney movie. Well, I'm bringing it up because

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<v Speaker 1>Elizabeth Or is actually on the other line listening, and

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<v Speaker 1>she wants to talk to you right now. Wait what Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she's there, Elizabeth her Hey, Ben, Elizabeth, Yeah, I'm here.

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<v Speaker 1>I can hear the whole time, this entire time. I

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<v Speaker 1>have Oh my gosh, oh my god, you're so cute.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, so, I actually changed my mind and I

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<v Speaker 1>want to go to the telemarketers gala with you. Yeah what? Yeah? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought both about it, and I realized that I

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<v Speaker 1>was into and that's not the kind of person I am.

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<v Speaker 1>And I really think it's the right thing to do

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<v Speaker 1>for me to say yes and for us to go together. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>I would love that. That's what I wanted to do.

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<v Speaker 1>But um now I've got another date. I'm sure you

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<v Speaker 1>probably heard that I pivoted. Yeah, it's okay. I can

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<v Speaker 1>talk to her. I will break the news to her

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<v Speaker 1>that you know it's going to be me going instead

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<v Speaker 1>of her. Um. Wait, effect, I don't think you should

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<v Speaker 1>do that. I can handle my own dates, Thank you

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<v Speaker 1>very much. Right now, I can't believe that, Like, there's

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<v Speaker 1>two girls fighting over me right now, I'm not even

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<v Speaker 1>having one girl fight. Man, the star studded life of

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<v Speaker 1>a telemarketer on top of his game. I'm feeling pretty

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<v Speaker 1>good right now. I don't know why, but you're like

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<v Speaker 1>the Lebron James telemarketing right now. Wow, dude, Ben, this

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<v Speaker 1>is your night? Aw thanks? Um man? Okay, Well, so Elizabeth,

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<v Speaker 1>so you're down to go, then yes, as your friend though,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think it's probably a good idea if we

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<v Speaker 1>set some ground rules just to be sure. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>buzzkill ground rules? So what do you I was thinking,

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<v Speaker 1>both of you girls can go with me? What? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>I could make sure I get another ticket and another

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<v Speaker 1>seat at the table. But um, both of you can go.

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<v Speaker 1>That is not what I had in mind. No, Elizabeth, there,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm with you. Are we creating a monster right now? Ben?

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<v Speaker 1>Slow down, dude, hold on? What is his friend? Doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>matter if it's his date or not. You get up

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<v Speaker 1>two girls? Oh, I'm sure that's what he's thinking too.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't that what you're thinking? Ben? You guys know how

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<v Speaker 1>baller I would look with too hot dabs. Okay, you'd

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<v Speaker 1>be like Hugh Hefner walking into that Telemarketers Gala, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>getting an award. Oh yeah, let's do it nights A

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<v Speaker 1>Leonardo DiCaprio of Marketing. Come on, Elizabeth her, that's not

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<v Speaker 1>what I signed up for. Well, you're gonna be helping

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<v Speaker 1>this guy's fantasy come true. Man, And he knows what

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<v Speaker 1>the rules are. He knows that you're friends. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I will say the boundary set if you want to

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<v Speaker 1>be a good friend. No. See, here's what I'm willing

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<v Speaker 1>to offer. That's if you take me to this gala,

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<v Speaker 1>just me. I will dance with you. Oh okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>will drink with you. See I mentioned I would dance. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it'll be a fun night. But I'm not okay, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not going to go if you're also bringing her, Like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to do something nice for you here and

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<v Speaker 1>avoid you having to take her. Well, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>why you'd want me to avoid taking her, but you

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<v Speaker 1>know I did want to go with you, and if

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<v Speaker 1>you went, would it be okay if I called you

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<v Speaker 1>my girlfriend? Oh? I think calling your girlfriend would just

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<v Speaker 1>be a step too far. What about like special friends?

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<v Speaker 1>Pecial friend sounds good? Well, just stick with friends. That's

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<v Speaker 1>the deal. That's the offer. All right. So we've laid

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<v Speaker 1>out the ground rules, Ben, what do you say? Will

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<v Speaker 1>you go out with Elizabeth or to the Telemarketers ball

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<v Speaker 1>but only with her? Okay, okay, she's not into the

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<v Speaker 1>triple dip thing. Yeah, this is a hard choice here,

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<v Speaker 1>Why buddy, um Elizabeth? I think it'd be great to

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<v Speaker 1>go with you, but I think you're being a little

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<v Speaker 1>pushy with the ground rules, which has kind of taken

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<v Speaker 1>some of the fun out of it. So I think

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna respectfully decline. Oh wow, really, Ben, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know no way. I kind of get it, Elizabeth. I mean, like,

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<v Speaker 1>all you really offered to do is dance with him

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<v Speaker 1>and kind of labe. You know what else am I

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to do? We're just friends, get it. I just

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<v Speaker 1>like give him some love, you know, hold his hand

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<v Speaker 1>at least second base. Yeah. I don't believe that this

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<v Speaker 1>just happened. You just got ditched whatever been. The only

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<v Speaker 1>reason she's even going with you is because you're paying

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<v Speaker 1>her two hundred dollars. I was on sprit Oh man,

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<v Speaker 1>you're probably kind of but hurt because I said no

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<v Speaker 1>to you. What's it like We've created a monster? You

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<v Speaker 1>know what, Ben, this is so nut like you. But

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<v Speaker 1>if that's the sing you want to be, then go

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<v Speaker 1>ahead and enjoy your telemarketers. Gayla and I will happily

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<v Speaker 1>stay home. Oh wow, me and my data are going

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<v Speaker 1>to be on the dance floor while you're sitting home.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna be going why mc why y Yeah? Yeah, man,

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<v Speaker 1>you get it. Yeah, you can get yourself clean. You

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<v Speaker 1>could have a boom Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,