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Speaker 1: woman on the phone for a second date update today
Speaker 1: who says that she regrets not going out with a
Speaker 1: guy that she was supposed to see. Okay, that's good.
Speaker 1: And her name is Elizabeth. Why are you Elizabeth? How
Speaker 1: are you hi? It's actually Elizabeth ur Elizabeth R. Okay,
Speaker 1: I thought I'm sorry. I thought that was just a
Speaker 1: typo on my sheet. No, that's my name, Okay, Elizabeth Thurr.
Speaker 1: It's just Elizabeth. And then you out an eon. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. She wants she wants to hang up on us.
Speaker 1: She hates us. Do you know how many times you've
Speaker 1: had this conversation in your life? Let me guess eight billions?
Speaker 1: Yeah a lot? Okay, Well, could we just call you Liz? No,
Speaker 1: I mean Elizabeth. There is my name, so I usually
Speaker 1: I like to go by my name. You guys, you
Speaker 1: want you want all five syllables to be heard, all right,
Speaker 1: Elizabeth thurp, So you said that you regret not going
Speaker 1: out with the guy. What was his name? His name
Speaker 1: is Ben? Very short, one syllable do year five? I
Speaker 1: like that, Elizabeth. Maybe that's short for his real name, Benjami.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we gotta stop. I'm so sorry. I'm
Speaker 1: really happy to listen and you're on the phone with us.
Speaker 1: Just Ben, okay, just yet. I don't mean to make
Speaker 1: you angry to tell us about Ben? Okay, where'd you
Speaker 1: meet him? So? We met six months ago through friends?
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that was a long time. Yeah. Was it
Speaker 1: like a setup where you were supposed to go out
Speaker 1: on a date or you just like we're friendly? No,
Speaker 1: we're just part of the same friend group. Okay. So
Speaker 1: we've never actually had a one on one date. We've
Speaker 1: just hung out in groups. Okay, And when did you start?
Speaker 1: I don't know liking him? Well, I just like him
Speaker 1: as a friend. He's a sweet guy, he really is.
Speaker 1: He's kind of shy though, he's not really like my type,
Speaker 1: not the hottest guy ever. I say, are you regretting
Speaker 1: that going out with him? So you can friend zone
Speaker 1: him and show Murray belongs like, no, I'm actually trying
Speaker 1: to help him out. Tell us what happened. Well, we
Speaker 1: were at a bar with a group of people, but
Speaker 1: then the group went to go order us another round
Speaker 1: and it was just me and him sitting down for
Speaker 1: a couple of minutes. And he's a telemarketer, that's like
Speaker 1: what he does, and he was kind of acting nervous
Speaker 1: and shy like, and he said there's something going on
Speaker 1: at work. So I just tried to be a good
Speaker 1: friend and was like, well, what's going on, Like what's wrong?
Speaker 1: So he said he needed to ask me something and
Speaker 1: I was like okay, yeah. So he told me he
Speaker 1: actually won this award you just named, like Telemarketer of
Speaker 1: the Year at his job. And I was like, well,
Speaker 1: that's awesome. I don't know, god, guy who actually didn't
Speaker 1: work the oscars of telemarketing the award that you want
Speaker 1: to hide because if he was, you do that much telemarketing? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're the best at it apparently. Yeah. Yeah, he was
Speaker 1: real proud of it. He's really passionate about what he does. Okay,
Speaker 1: I guess you have to be if you're going to
Speaker 1: interrupt a lot of sixty year olds dinner time, you know, right,
Speaker 1: So what was a problem. So apparently along with this award,
Speaker 1: there's also the big gala that they have this big
Speaker 1: dance and dinner for all the winners. Gala like a
Speaker 1: Telemarketers ball. It was yet telemarketer gala. Wow, everyone, do
Speaker 1: you just want to go and interrupt it all the time?
Speaker 1: Every five minutes, all the world's worst people in one
Speaker 1: room together. Okay, Well, he was really excited about it,
Speaker 1: but he wanted me to accompany him. He assured me
Speaker 1: it would just be as a friend, that no strings attached,
Speaker 1: didn't mean anything more. And you said no to that,
Speaker 1: I said no, I don't blame you, girl. Honestly, a
Speaker 1: Telemarketers ball not what I would want to do on
Speaker 1: a Friday night. See any job's ball that they're having
Speaker 1: a big celebration that's important to any company. It's not
Speaker 1: a very good friend move to say no, you got
Speaker 1: you gotta admit to that. Total Well, I know, but
Speaker 1: I just feel like, you go to this gala, you're
Speaker 1: all dressed up. I'm not positive that he's going to
Speaker 1: try and keep it just friends. Oh yeah, I know
Speaker 1: how those telemarketer balls go. I see what you're saying
Speaker 1: I just want a second of your time next thing,
Speaker 1: you know, Yeah, and you're on a cruise for ten days.
Speaker 1: You don't know how you ended up. So where are
Speaker 1: you at now? So now I just found out that
Speaker 1: he asked another friend of ours and she said yes
Speaker 1: to go with him. But he's nasty, like she is
Speaker 1: not a nice person, and she talks crap about him
Speaker 1: behind his back all the time. And then I found
Speaker 1: out that he was going to pay her two hundred
Speaker 1: dollars to be his date, right, that's where your regret
Speaker 1: really said it? Yeah, but once you were going to
Speaker 1: get paid by a telemarketer. Well yeah, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: at that point, I do like a paid ask for it,
Speaker 1: Like that's weird. It doesn't even like him. So she's
Speaker 1: like using him for many using him for like a
Speaker 1: nice night out and a nice dinner, Like, yeah, you
Speaker 1: should be using him for money in a nice night out,
Speaker 1: not this random girl. No, that's why I contacted you.
Speaker 1: I want him to ask me to go again, Like
Speaker 1: I want to go with him because this girl is awful,
Speaker 1: and honestly, he doesn't have to pay me, Like I'll
Speaker 1: go because I feel bad. Well, that's tricky. Though, because
Speaker 1: if he's a nice guy, he's not going to dump
Speaker 1: a date, even if he's paying for it. Do you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like it just goes against nice
Speaker 1: guy protocol. Yeah, that's why I contacted you, guys. That's
Speaker 1: why I need your help, because I need to tell
Speaker 1: him to take me instead. Yeah, this is pretty fun.
Speaker 1: He's gonna love this. Well, we're gonna play a song.
Speaker 1: Come back and call Ben for you and try and
Speaker 1: get you a second date. Update. All right, Elizabeth Her, Okay,
Speaker 1: you hold on second date update date. If you're just
Speaker 1: tuning in for today's second date update, We've been talking
Speaker 1: to a lovely woman named Elizabeth Her. That's Elizabeth with
Speaker 1: an E R. At the end, Elizabeth Hers feeling regretful
Speaker 1: because she was invited to go to the event of
Speaker 1: the century, the Telemarketers Gala, where there'll be awards, drinks,
Speaker 1: and of course, dancing while wearing headsets and making cold calls.
Speaker 1: Telemarketers never take a day off. It's truly a spectacle
Speaker 1: to behold the Telemarketers Ball. Elizabeth was invited to this
Speaker 1: event by a guy named Ben, but she turned it down,
Speaker 1: and now she's having second thoughts because afterwards Ben asked
Speaker 1: a different lady to go, and this is a lady
Speaker 1: that Elizabeth Or knows and is not a fan of.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. I mean, he's paying her to go
Speaker 1: with him. I don't know if he cares that she's
Speaker 1: I mean, who knows all of that? But are you
Speaker 1: worried at all that he's going to get the wrong
Speaker 1: idea that you want to be more than friends? I
Speaker 1: think if we lay down some ground rules and make
Speaker 1: it really clear that this is just a friend's thing,
Speaker 1: I think we can keep it still like clearly that
Speaker 1: it's not to be anything more. Well, I wouldn't count
Speaker 1: it out. You don't know the magic that happens at
Speaker 1: these telemarketers balls. You might be change in your mind.
Speaker 1: I don't know about that. Wait, are we going to
Speaker 1: get him on the phone? I mean, like, how do
Speaker 1: we do this? So we're going to trash the woman
Speaker 1: that he's going out with. No, I don't want to
Speaker 1: trash the other girl. I don't even think we need
Speaker 1: to talk about her. I just want to get him
Speaker 1: on the phone and tell him that I do want
Speaker 1: to go with him. I change my mind, And do
Speaker 1: you still just make the decision? Okay? All right, Well,
Speaker 1: we're going to try it out right now. We're about
Speaker 1: to dial his phone number. You ready, yep? Okay, here
Speaker 1: we go, Elizabeth her Hello, Hi, can I speak to Ben? Please?
Speaker 1: This is Ben? Could I ask who's calling? Hi? Ben?
Speaker 1: My name's young Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. You have a moment to talk.
Speaker 1: We're not Yeah, we're not interrupting you during anything important,
Speaker 1: are we, Ben? We haven't offered you may not be
Speaker 1: able to refuse. Yeah, what's going on here? Then? Are
Speaker 1: you satisfied with your current cell phone service? Who are
Speaker 1: you guys? And why are you pranking me? Right now?
Speaker 1: It's not a prank, Ben. We're a morning radio show
Speaker 1: and we do something on our show called a second
Speaker 1: date update. That's what this is. Okay, but I haven't
Speaker 1: been on any dates plat. Yes. Normally what we do
Speaker 1: is we call people who've gone out on a date
Speaker 1: and afterwards they're not getting a callback, so we try
Speaker 1: and figure out the reason why. But in this case,
Speaker 1: you actually haven't gone out with the person that reached
Speaker 1: out to us. All right, Yeah, there's a friend that
Speaker 1: was calling about you. Her name is Elizabeth R. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: she called you guys. Yeah, she says that you had
Speaker 1: a really important work function coming up and you were
Speaker 1: getting a big award, a big telemarketing and award. Thank you. Um.
Speaker 1: I asked her to go with me, but she turned
Speaker 1: me down, so I'm exactly yeah, she told us that,
Speaker 1: and she also said that after she turned you down,
Speaker 1: now apparently your plans have changed. Yes, that's correct. I
Speaker 1: asked another person to go with me. Is it your mom?
Speaker 1: Ha ha, very funny. Your mom turned you down too.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Ben, Ben, were you super bombed when Elizabeth
Speaker 1: her originally said that she didn't want to go, Yes,
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, I was excited to go with her, like,
Speaker 1: you know, we've been friends for a little bit. I
Speaker 1: thought she would have loved to have gone and had
Speaker 1: a good time. And then she's just like she said
Speaker 1: it wasn't her saying and turned me down. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's kind of not cool, you know that, right? But
Speaker 1: but the good news is as a telemarketer, you're used
Speaker 1: to rejection. I mean there's some truth to that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you don't get the one, you kind of you
Speaker 1: gotta keep moving forwards, all right, But you still like her. Yes,
Speaker 1: she's so pretty and just I probably shouldn't have even
Speaker 1: asked her. I think she's a little bit out of
Speaker 1: my league. Um well, hold on, Ben, what if I
Speaker 1: told you that Elizabeth Or was having second thoughts about
Speaker 1: her decision? Uh? I don't know. What if I told
Speaker 1: you that Elizabeth Ur's biggest desire is to get it
Speaker 1: on with the best telemarketer in all the land? That'd
Speaker 1: be awesome. Yeah? Yeah, what if she wants to be
Speaker 1: the Gwenevere to your lance a lot? Oh oh that
Speaker 1: sounds good. Yeah, you're attacking language. Yeah, okay, Well I'm
Speaker 1: just kidding about all the getting it on stuff. But seriously,
Speaker 1: what if Elizabeth she what if she wishes that she'd
Speaker 1: said yes? Um, I mean, that'd be great. That would
Speaker 1: be the night of my life. It's like something out
Speaker 1: of a Disney movie. Well, I'm bringing it up because
Speaker 1: Elizabeth Or is actually on the other line listening, and
Speaker 1: she wants to talk to you right now. Wait what Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: she's there, Elizabeth her Hey, Ben, Elizabeth, Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 1: I can hear the whole time, this entire time. I
Speaker 1: have Oh my gosh, oh my god, you're so cute.
Speaker 1: He's like, so, I actually changed my mind and I
Speaker 1: want to go to the telemarketers gala with you. Yeah what? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought both about it, and I realized that I
Speaker 1: was into and that's not the kind of person I am.
Speaker 1: And I really think it's the right thing to do
Speaker 1: for me to say yes and for us to go together. Um.
Speaker 1: I would love that. That's what I wanted to do.
Speaker 1: But um now I've got another date. I'm sure you
Speaker 1: probably heard that I pivoted. Yeah, it's okay. I can
Speaker 1: talk to her. I will break the news to her
Speaker 1: that you know it's going to be me going instead
Speaker 1: of her. Um. Wait, effect, I don't think you should
Speaker 1: do that. I can handle my own dates, Thank you
Speaker 1: very much. Right now, I can't believe that, Like, there's
Speaker 1: two girls fighting over me right now, I'm not even
Speaker 1: having one girl fight. Man, the star studded life of
Speaker 1: a telemarketer on top of his game. I'm feeling pretty
Speaker 1: good right now. I don't know why, but you're like
Speaker 1: the Lebron James telemarketing right now. Wow, dude, Ben, this
Speaker 1: is your night? Aw thanks? Um man? Okay, Well, so Elizabeth,
Speaker 1: so you're down to go, then yes, as your friend though,
Speaker 1: and I think it's probably a good idea if we
Speaker 1: set some ground rules just to be sure. All right,
Speaker 1: buzzkill ground rules? So what do you I was thinking,
Speaker 1: both of you girls can go with me? What? Oh?
Speaker 1: I could make sure I get another ticket and another
Speaker 1: seat at the table. But um, both of you can go.
Speaker 1: That is not what I had in mind. No, Elizabeth, there,
Speaker 1: I'm with you. Are we creating a monster right now? Ben?
Speaker 1: Slow down, dude, hold on? What is his friend? Doesn't
Speaker 1: matter if it's his date or not. You get up
Speaker 1: two girls? Oh, I'm sure that's what he's thinking too.
Speaker 1: Isn't that what you're thinking? Ben? You guys know how
Speaker 1: baller I would look with too hot dabs. Okay, you'd
Speaker 1: be like Hugh Hefner walking into that Telemarketers Gala, I'm
Speaker 1: getting an award. Oh yeah, let's do it nights A
Speaker 1: Leonardo DiCaprio of Marketing. Come on, Elizabeth her, that's not
Speaker 1: what I signed up for. Well, you're gonna be helping
Speaker 1: this guy's fantasy come true. Man, And he knows what
Speaker 1: the rules are. He knows that you're friends. I mean,
Speaker 1: I will say the boundary set if you want to
Speaker 1: be a good friend. No. See, here's what I'm willing
Speaker 1: to offer. That's if you take me to this gala,
Speaker 1: just me. I will dance with you. Oh okay, I
Speaker 1: will drink with you. See I mentioned I would dance. Okay,
Speaker 1: it'll be a fun night. But I'm not okay, I'm
Speaker 1: not going to go if you're also bringing her, Like
Speaker 1: I'm trying to do something nice for you here and
Speaker 1: avoid you having to take her. Well, I don't know
Speaker 1: why you'd want me to avoid taking her, but you
Speaker 1: know I did want to go with you, and if
Speaker 1: you went, would it be okay if I called you
Speaker 1: my girlfriend? Oh? I think calling your girlfriend would just
Speaker 1: be a step too far. What about like special friends?
Speaker 1: Pecial friend sounds good? Well, just stick with friends. That's
Speaker 1: the deal. That's the offer. All right. So we've laid
Speaker 1: out the ground rules, Ben, what do you say? Will
Speaker 1: you go out with Elizabeth or to the Telemarketers ball
Speaker 1: but only with her? Okay, okay, she's not into the
Speaker 1: triple dip thing. Yeah, this is a hard choice here,
Speaker 1: Why buddy, um Elizabeth? I think it'd be great to
Speaker 1: go with you, but I think you're being a little
Speaker 1: pushy with the ground rules, which has kind of taken
Speaker 1: some of the fun out of it. So I think
Speaker 1: I'm gonna respectfully decline. Oh wow, really, Ben, I don't
Speaker 1: know no way. I kind of get it, Elizabeth. I mean, like,
Speaker 1: all you really offered to do is dance with him
Speaker 1: and kind of labe. You know what else am I
Speaker 1: supposed to do? We're just friends, get it. I just
Speaker 1: like give him some love, you know, hold his hand
Speaker 1: at least second base. Yeah. I don't believe that this
Speaker 1: just happened. You just got ditched whatever been. The only
Speaker 1: reason she's even going with you is because you're paying
Speaker 1: her two hundred dollars. I was on sprit Oh man,
Speaker 1: you're probably kind of but hurt because I said no
Speaker 1: to you. What's it like We've created a monster? You
Speaker 1: know what, Ben, this is so nut like you. But
Speaker 1: if that's the sing you want to be, then go
Speaker 1: ahead and enjoy your telemarketers. Gayla and I will happily
Speaker 1: stay home. Oh wow, me and my data are going
Speaker 1: to be on the dance floor while you're sitting home.
Speaker 1: We're gonna be going why mc why y Yeah? Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: you get it. Yeah, you can get yourself clean. You
Speaker 1: could have a boom Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,