Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
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Speaker 1: want to ask doctor Jesse Friday and where are my manners?
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Speaker 1: Oh, it's such a good show. This has got to
Speaker 1: be the best show on Rade every single day. You
Speaker 1: know who's not changing people's lives An heiser Busch anymore.
Speaker 1: So we've been keeping you updated on the the Ennheiser
Speaker 1: Busch stuff. And I have a couple of different things. One,
Speaker 1: there's an article out today. This is from the Daily Mail.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna read the headline verbatim, so you don't
Speaker 1: think I'm hamming this up for radio. Okay, this is
Speaker 1: verbatim what the headline says Budweiser teams up with Harley
Speaker 1: Davidson for a very manly new advert as owner. Anheiser
Speaker 1: Busch tries to recover from bud Light backlash over marketing
Speaker 1: campaign with transgender influencer Dylan mulvaney. Look bud Light, Budweiser,
Speaker 1: Anheuser Busch Guys, Okay, you made a mistake. I get it.
Speaker 1: You made a mistake. You screwed up. I get that.
Speaker 1: It's time to let us go. And look, we all
Speaker 1: have screw ups in life, and some people have made
Speaker 1: massive screw ups in life. One of my buddies, one
Speaker 1: of my Marine Corps buddies, he he ended up getting married. Well,
Speaker 1: he ended up spending some time in a before we
Speaker 1: would deploy to Iraq. He ended up going away a
Speaker 1: lot on the weekends. I won't say where because I
Speaker 1: don't want to risk any names getting coming out, coming
Speaker 1: out during this whole thing, but he would go away
Speaker 1: on the weekend with some friends. I was hanging out
Speaker 1: with the different groups friends, but we were close and
Speaker 1: they would go and enjoy dancing, ladies dancing. I'll put
Speaker 1: it through that, ladies dancing. They were They would enjoy
Speaker 1: ladies dancing and one of these lady dancers found her
Speaker 1: way into my buddy's heart, just just found her way
Speaker 1: right into his heart. He just ended up really liking
Speaker 1: her a lot, and he was head over heels for
Speaker 1: he really was. And it didn't matter how much we
Speaker 1: tried to tell him that. Dude, Okay, I mean, that's fine.
Speaker 1: You want to date for a little bit, enjoy yourself,
Speaker 1: that's fine. Don't do don't do it, because we'd all
Speaker 1: see it coming. We said, don't do it, don't do it.
Speaker 1: Finally we get word we're going to Iraq. He runs
Speaker 1: off the weekend before we leave. That's supposed to be
Speaker 1: the weekend you go hang out with your parents or
Speaker 1: stuff like that. Give you some time off, go say
Speaker 1: you're goodbyes, because you don't know if you're going to die.
Speaker 1: And he goes off with her and ties the knot
Speaker 1: and gets married. He loves her. He comes back. We
Speaker 1: didn't know. To his credit, he didn't tell any of
Speaker 1: us beforehand. He just came back and said, I got married.
Speaker 1: We said, ah, to the to the dancer, you know
Speaker 1: we're leaving, we're leaving, right, No, I love her, dude,
Speaker 1: I had too. Okay, all right, well, I know you're
Speaker 1: going to find this shocking, but it's not long. We're
Speaker 1: not too far into Iraq. When we were there, it
Speaker 1: was before they kind of had bases and things like
Speaker 1: that set up because we were there at the beginning.
Speaker 1: So mail, there was a lag in the mail. But
Speaker 1: eventually a couple months, if I remember right, he finds
Speaker 1: out that she needed or wanted. I guess I don't
Speaker 1: know all the details. She needed a new place to
Speaker 1: stay and picked up a roommate, a male roommate. She
Speaker 1: was staying with another dude. Okay, she was staying with
Speaker 1: another dude, and he was not only devastated, he was angry,
Speaker 1: beyond belief. Angry beyond belief. Now, I know what you're saying.
Speaker 1: The idiot had it coming. But we got home. When
Speaker 1: we finally got back, finally made it home. She would
Speaker 1: do everything in her power. I remember him telling us
Speaker 1: every story, everything in her power to try to win
Speaker 1: him back. She wanted him back. She was sorry, she
Speaker 1: was She was showing up at his house calling it
Speaker 1: was sorry. It was endless I'm sorry, endless efforts to
Speaker 1: get him back. But the thing is, here's the reality
Speaker 1: of it. She had already made made the mistake, and
Speaker 1: maybe you've made one of these in your life. I
Speaker 1: probably have made one of these in my vibe. She
Speaker 1: had already done the bad thing. I don't even want
Speaker 1: to say mistakes. She'd done the thing that was so
Speaker 1: bad that reconciliation was not possible. And now these endless
Speaker 1: attempts to reconcile, not only are they not helping either
Speaker 1: of you, they're really getting sad and embarrassing. And that
Speaker 1: is exactly what Budweiser and bud Light are doing right now.
Speaker 1: First you came out with the Americana Clydesdale Horses ads,
Speaker 1: and then remember it was I think it was last week,
Speaker 1: was the Camouflage beer cans. Now it's hey, look we're
Speaker 1: teaming up with Harley, Go America and go men. But
Speaker 1: this is getting sad. Guys. Okay, you screwed up, and
Speaker 1: you screwed up majorly, and it's cost I don't know
Speaker 1: how many people their jobs are ready it'll end up
Speaker 1: costing many, many more of their jobs by the time
Speaker 1: it's done. It was a monumental screw up. But there
Speaker 1: are times in life, many times in life, where you've
Speaker 1: screwed everything up in the only thing you can do,
Speaker 1: and even this won't make it better. But the only
Speaker 1: thing you can do is say I screwed up big time.
Speaker 1: I have no excuses. It won't ever happen again. I
Speaker 1: regret it. I wished I hadn't done it. There are
Speaker 1: sometimes many times in life that's the only thing you
Speaker 1: can say. And even that, even that doesn't change the
Speaker 1: fact you moved in with the dude like a week
Speaker 1: after he left for Iraq. Even that doesn't change it.
Speaker 1: But at least it's something, and at least it's not sad,
Speaker 1: and at least it's just let's just own the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Just let us go, bud life, we're gone. You moved
Speaker 1: in with another dude right after we left town, and
Speaker 1: I know that you wish you hadn't done that now
Speaker 1: and I can see all your endless efforts out there
Speaker 1: trying to win back our hearts. But the thing is,
Speaker 1: no camouflage, beer cans or partners with Harder Davidson, none
Speaker 1: of those, nothing can change what you did. Like I
Speaker 1: have this email, Listen to this. You want to know
Speaker 1: how much trouble they're in. El Hefe, a buddy I
Speaker 1: have been friends with for twenty years, is from a
Speaker 1: multi generational Anheuser Busch executive family, who have made a mess,
Speaker 1: who have made mass quantities of wealth off the brand.
Speaker 1: In April, that was the beginning of the Dylan Molvaney stuff.
Speaker 1: By the way, he sent me a message making light
Speaker 1: of the Right being upset about Dylan mulvaney. It was
Speaker 1: so clear that he didn't take our reactions seriously and
Speaker 1: expected it to blow over in no time while they
Speaker 1: continued to spit in the faces of their customer base.
Speaker 1: I asked him how things are going now, and not
Speaker 1: only is it going terribly, his absolute shock that there
Speaker 1: have been sustained boycotts slash back lashes is obvious definitely
Speaker 1: the product of living in a cultural echo chamber. It
Speaker 1: has never been more clear to me that the right
Speaker 1: does have power when we have the cajones to wield it.
Speaker 1: I hope we don't back down now with Target, And
Speaker 1: he said, screenshots are below, and he put screenshots of
Speaker 1: the conversation he had with this guy, which I'm not
Speaker 1: going to go into in case they either case the
Speaker 1: guy's listening. I just don't want to go into all
Speaker 1: the details of it, but I will actually defend your
Speaker 1: bud Light or your Anheuser Busch friend. For a moment,
Speaker 1: your Anheuser Busch friend was making light of the Right
Speaker 1: and the rights boycott with Dylan mulvaney because the Right
Speaker 1: has never been able to sustain one of these. Ever,
Speaker 1: I myself was mocking the Right, saying they won't be
Speaker 1: able to keep it up the second the bud Light
Speaker 1: stuff came down, and I've never been more thrilled to
Speaker 1: be wrong. The anti communists are taking over and the
Speaker 1: right has had enough. Do you know that Target because
Speaker 1: of all their chest spinder oh gosh, women's bathing suits
Speaker 1: for boys stuff. You know that Target just lost nine
Speaker 1: billion dollars in a week because of you. They're ripping
Speaker 1: down the pride displays in Southern stores and they're not
Speaker 1: taking them all the way down. They're just stashing them
Speaker 1: in the back of the store now, so they're not
Speaker 1: right up front. But it's not enough. Target's next. People
Speaker 1: have had enough. It's like I said on Wednesday Show,
Speaker 1: I think the tranny stuff may have, in its own way,
Speaker 1: saved the United States of America. It's quite possible it's
Speaker 1: saved this nation. The communist could not control himself. He
Speaker 1: got to a point where he had enough or he
Speaker 1: hadn't as much as he needed right now. But because
Speaker 1: of his demonic, all encompassing, destructive nature, he couldn't make
Speaker 1: himself stop or slow down. So it wasn't enough to
Speaker 1: just add oh the game bye, No, it had to
Speaker 1: be okay, no tranny, that's okay, no no, no, no tranny
Speaker 1: for kids. And that was the moment. That was the
Speaker 1: moment where his destructive, demonic nature got him into trouble.
Speaker 1: The Tasmanian devil finally ran into a bear he should
Speaker 1: not have run into. That was the moment that might
Speaker 1: have saved the country. Fantastic, make Target feel pain, don't
Speaker 1: ever shop in a Target again ever, and don't ever quit,
Speaker 1: don't ever buy a bud light, don't ever do it.
Speaker 1: Kill these companies for good so the next company thinks
Speaker 1: about it. All right, all right, but remember it's not
Speaker 1: enough to just not spend your money with the garbage
Speaker 1: comedy companies. We have to be more purposeful with where
Speaker 1: we give our money, and we have to be more
Speaker 1: purposeful with issues we care about. For instance, abortion. We
Speaker 1: talked about abortion on the show. It's something I've always
Speaker 1: talked about. Don't care if anyone doesn't like it. I'm
Speaker 1: passionate about it, I always will be. But it's not
Speaker 1: enough to say I'm pro life, stop abortion. That's not
Speaker 1: near enough. What are we doing to help educate people
Speaker 1: who don't know any better that it's a baby. It's
Speaker 1: a baby. You can yell that at her all you want.
Speaker 1: How does she know everyone else's told her it's not.
Speaker 1: Everyone else's told her. It's a compass cells it's a choice,
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Speaker 1: is The Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday and ask
Speaker 1: dot com Jesse Friday. And we've got all kinds of
Speaker 1: questions still to get to. Let's get to this one
Speaker 1: because I've gotten I get these emails often it's well,
Speaker 1: this is what it said. It's very short, very plain, Jesse,
Speaker 1: Why won't Trump admit he's screwed up with Fauci? Now,
Speaker 1: there's two different ways to answer this question, and I'll
Speaker 1: explain why. If you hate Donald Trump, you answer this
Speaker 1: question by saying this. He won't say he's screwed up
Speaker 1: by firing Fauci because he's an arrogant, no at all
Speaker 1: jerk who could never admit he was wrong about anything.
Speaker 1: I actually don't agree with that. I well, hold on,
Speaker 1: he may be ergant. I don't know about that, but
Speaker 1: I don't agree that that's why he won't admit he
Speaker 1: did anything wrong ever with COVID. I do not think
Speaker 1: that's why. While that's a major issue I have with him,
Speaker 1: as I've laid out several times, I don't think that's
Speaker 1: why I think, and I don't know that maybe I'm wrong.
Speaker 1: I think Donald Trump thinks that he can't ever admit
Speaker 1: he did anything wrong, or it's not only showing weakness,
Speaker 1: it's giving the other side a club with which to
Speaker 1: beat him. That's what I think he thinks. From what
Speaker 1: I've seen just gathering from trying to judge the body
Speaker 1: language and things he says. I think he thinks to himself.
Speaker 1: I can't say I screwed up with operation warp Speed.
Speaker 1: I can't warp speed. I can't say I screwed up
Speaker 1: not firing Fauci. I can't say I screwed up with
Speaker 1: fifteen days of so the spread. I can't say I
Speaker 1: screwed up with those things, because if I do, the
Speaker 1: Communists will use that as a weapon against me. I
Speaker 1: think that's what he thinks. But then again, I'm not
Speaker 1: a Trump. Peter that said, again, you vote the way
Speaker 1: you want to vote. That said, I view COVID lockdowns
Speaker 1: as the greatest crime ever perpetuated against the American people
Speaker 1: and everything else that came with those lockdowns. And I
Speaker 1: don't mean day thirty, I mean day one. The very
Speaker 1: idea that you should stop your country for a virus
Speaker 1: is insane. It's tyrannical. I despise it. And then all
Speaker 1: the death and misery that came from that, now, the
Speaker 1: inflation stuff that is still coming from printing five trillion dollars,
Speaker 1: the economic ruin, the lives cause. I just I view
Speaker 1: it as a crime committed against the American people, a crime.
Speaker 1: So what I think is he thinks he can't come
Speaker 1: out and say I was wrong. Okay, fine, right to
Speaker 1: think that that's not good enough for me. Period. That's
Speaker 1: what I've said over and over and over again. All
Speaker 1: I would need to hear, all I would need to
Speaker 1: hear is even the tiniest amount of ownership of it,
Speaker 1: and then I'm fine hammering it for Trump again. Instead,
Speaker 1: he's still brad about it. Now when you brag about it.
Speaker 1: Here's why I think he's making a mistake. This is
Speaker 1: not just my this is not just from my perspective.
Speaker 1: I think he's making a critical political mistake that may
Speaker 1: very well cost him the primary. When you if you
Speaker 1: come up and own a mistake, people were oftentimes scared
Speaker 1: to do this, but it's amazing how much people will.
Speaker 1: He'll come closer to you than they were before after
Speaker 1: you make a mistake. I think I used this example before,
Speaker 1: but it's a great one recently, where you're just talking
Speaker 1: about bud light and target HK. Everyone knows some of
Speaker 1: the greatest weapons out there HK. Everyone wants an HK.
Speaker 1: They're super expensive, so I don't own any, but I've
Speaker 1: always gacked at them. If you're a gun guy, you've
Speaker 1: gakeed at them before. Maybe you own them. HK came
Speaker 1: out recently on social media. Apparently they had some woke
Speaker 1: communist hag run their social media and she went off
Speaker 1: on some I am woman, hear me roar thing total
Speaker 1: sounded like a total card carrying feminist. What did HK do?
Speaker 1: Did they go quiet? Nope? Did they ignore it? Nope?
Speaker 1: Did they roll out a bunch of Americana ads like
Speaker 1: bud bud Light did nope? HK immediately came out boom
Speaker 1: fired her, boom, She's gone. Now they had their new
Speaker 1: people on social media. They're they're making fun of the
Speaker 1: screw up and how big it was. They're making fun
Speaker 1: of themselves for how badly they screwed up. Completely owned
Speaker 1: it and said we screwed up, We owned it. That
Speaker 1: was a screw up. I'm telling you right now, I'm
Speaker 1: probably gonna buy an HK within the year. I wasn't
Speaker 1: even considering buying an HK because of the apology, because
Speaker 1: of the ownership. That drew me closer to HK. That
Speaker 1: didn't push me further away. It drew me closer. It
Speaker 1: didn't turn me off, It turned me on. And I
Speaker 1: wish I'd put that differently, But you understand what I mean.
Speaker 1: It drew me closer. But when Trump does things like
Speaker 1: Bragg it we did everything perfectly. He just said that reasonly.
Speaker 1: He did everything perfectly. When you say that, it's more
Speaker 1: than just not apologizing. It's spitting in my face and
Speaker 1: insulting my intelligence. When you say, hey, I left it
Speaker 1: up to the governor's that's their fault. That's more than
Speaker 1: not apologizing. That's treating me like I'm an idiot. That's
Speaker 1: insulting my intelligence. I find that to be insulting. That
Speaker 1: is where I think the screw up is. And I'm
Speaker 1: telling you it's going to be a problem if he
Speaker 1: can't make himself do it. Now, I believe that he
Speaker 1: can make himself do it. I'm not saying I would
Speaker 1: bank on it happening. I would bank on it not happening.
Speaker 1: I believe he can make himself do it. It's not
Speaker 1: like I need the guy to get on his knees
Speaker 1: and bag I'm not naive. I don't need tears or
Speaker 1: anything like that. I need you to own it. And
Speaker 1: maybe the main reason I need you to own it
Speaker 1: is how do I know you won't do it again?
Speaker 1: If you tell me he would never do it again.
Speaker 1: I would have to ask you to show me how
Speaker 1: exactly you know that. How can you know that when
Speaker 1: he brags about what he did the last time? I
Speaker 1: don't know that. So I think it's a mistake. And
Speaker 1: I've told his people that. I've told him he's making
Speaker 1: a mistake and he needs to change. He's this's a
Speaker 1: big mistake. And a lot of his people are Greek,
Speaker 1: but they're not talking him into it. So it is
Speaker 1: what it is, all right. It's a mistake for you
Speaker 1: keep giving your dog dog food and thinking you're giving
Speaker 1: them nutrition. That's your mistake. I know. I've made that
Speaker 1: mistake my entire life, my entire life. I've made that mistake. Oh,
Speaker 1: just give him. We'll get him higher quality dog food.
Speaker 1: I really love this dog, so he gets the best
Speaker 1: we can afford, right every time. But it was all dead.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: Dog food is dead because it's brown. Things that are
Speaker 1: alive are not brown. Dead things are brown. Things that
Speaker 1: are alive are green. Pour rough greens on your dog's food.
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Speaker 1: Used to have them every single meal. I don't remember
Speaker 1: last time he's had one. They're giving out free Jumpstart
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Speaker 3: On a Friday People's fly, the NIH warned of bio
Speaker 3: safety concerns at Wuhan lab, where COVID nineteen may have originated.
Speaker 1: Oh goody, Now, now hold on a second before we
Speaker 1: get back to the ask doctor Jesse questions. I want
Speaker 1: to talk about this for a moment. I've seen recently
Speaker 1: the head of the who came out and said there's
Speaker 1: going to be another pandemic, could be worse than the
Speaker 1: first one. I've seen Bill Gates, the Evil of Evils,
Speaker 1: say there's going to be another pandemic worse than the
Speaker 1: first one. Now we're starting to get treated to these
Speaker 1: safety concerns, and there may have already been a leak.
Speaker 1: I'm just going to say this. Don't forget this, and
Speaker 1: I don't look wherever you stand left, right, middle, if
Speaker 1: you're a full blown comedy who hate listens to the show,
Speaker 1: I just want every person listening to remember this. The
Speaker 1: people in power, the elites, the politicians, the big pharmas,
Speaker 1: the tech bros, all the people who run the world,
Speaker 1: they all loved COVID loved it. None of them got
Speaker 1: sick and died. Wow, surprise, surprise, amazing how that worked out.
Speaker 1: None of them got sick and died. All of them
Speaker 1: got richer, all of them got more powerful. While you
Speaker 1: were struggling to make ends meet for two years, watching
Speaker 1: your bank account empty and your mental health decline right
Speaker 1: along with it, these people got richer, got more powerful,
Speaker 1: enjoyed it a lot, enjoyed it to the point they
Speaker 1: might just want to have a do over on the
Speaker 1: whole thing. Just keep that in mind the next time
Speaker 1: they run to the television set and tell you about
Speaker 1: Oh no, the monkey box isn't just for the navy.
Speaker 1: The next time they do that, keep that in mind.
Speaker 1: Remember that. Remember monkey pox. Remember how excited they got
Speaker 1: about monkey pox. There's a new disease, monkey pox. And
Speaker 1: then people started figuring out in about five seconds. Oh
Speaker 1: that's that's a disease that only seems to happen to
Speaker 1: some people who make certain choice lifestyle choices, so we
Speaker 1: don't have to worry about it. And then they tried
Speaker 1: to deny that, no, no, they could happen to anybody,
Speaker 1: and they said, no, it can't happen to anybody. It
Speaker 1: seems to just happen too a few people and a dog,
Speaker 1: I do remember, a dog got it? And no one
Speaker 1: wants to have that conversation. And we're just gonna move
Speaker 1: right along, Jesse. If I want to get involved in
Speaker 1: a local race, what are the tools I need? And
Speaker 1: what's the best way to connect with you? All right, First,
Speaker 1: you can't connect with me. We're never going to connect,
Speaker 1: so forget about the connecting. To the second, what are
Speaker 1: the tools you need? Guts? That's all you need. You
Speaker 1: need guts. It takes guts to run for office. It
Speaker 1: takes guts to get involved and put yourself out there.
Speaker 1: Because well, a wat to thing about these local races
Speaker 1: that I talk about all the time, the local races
Speaker 1: we need to win. People will dive into these and
Speaker 1: sometimes I'll get emails from people saying, oh, my gosh,
Speaker 1: I had no idea that it would be this mean.
Speaker 1: Local races are oftentimes meaner than the bigger races. Why
Speaker 1: because it's your community. You are running into these people
Speaker 1: at the grocery store, at your kids little league game,
Speaker 1: it's where you live, and it can get personal that
Speaker 1: This is what I mean. I saw this once. Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh. So this was a It wasn't city council,
Speaker 1: it wasn't school board, county board of supervisors. There was
Speaker 1: a county board of supervisors race. I'm not going to
Speaker 1: tell you the name of the county. And it was
Speaker 1: two people running against each other. A man and a
Speaker 1: woman were running against each other for county board of supervisors.
Speaker 1: And that's a very important role in your local community,
Speaker 1: by the way. So they're running for the same position,
Speaker 1: running against each other. And I wouldn't have found out
Speaker 1: about any of this. Now I knew about the race,
Speaker 1: but I wouldn't have found out about how vicious it got.
Speaker 1: Was it not for my wife because she's more apt
Speaker 1: to track the Facebook stuff and what people were talking
Speaker 1: about there and things like that. So she comes to
Speaker 1: me one day and she says, yes, so you gotta
Speaker 1: check this out. It's amazing, I said, what is it?
Speaker 1: What is it? So we sit down and we start
Speaker 1: going through it. Well, first the candidates were arguing back
Speaker 1: and forth online for everyone to see. They were arguing
Speaker 1: back and forth about issues about about this thing or
Speaker 1: that thing or that thing. Okay, but then it started
Speaker 1: to get really heated, and eventually the woman said something
Speaker 1: about the dude. The dude had been divorced and said
Speaker 1: something about that's the reason your let your wife left you.
Speaker 1: It was something to that effect, and this is all
Speaker 1: taking place online. Now. She only knew that because they
Speaker 1: lived in the same Oh I forgot to mention they
Speaker 1: lived in the same neighborhood now not right, no, right,
Speaker 1: not right next door, but the same neighborhood. So she
Speaker 1: throws out, that's the reason your wife left you. I
Speaker 1: won't go through all the details because I'm doing this
Speaker 1: on the top of my head. I'll put it to
Speaker 1: you this way. It devolved to the point the dude
Speaker 1: was blasting her kid because her kid didn't make the
Speaker 1: honor rule in his his did and he didn't say stupid.
Speaker 1: I forget what the word was, but he essentially told
Speaker 1: her online, your son's an idiot or daughter. I forget
Speaker 1: what she had. Yeah, you're moron, couldn't even make the honorable.
Speaker 1: That's what happens in local races. But then again, keep
Speaker 1: in mind, that's part of taking power. Remember this. If look,
Speaker 1: if you want to feel better about it, if I
Speaker 1: just intimidated, you get yourself fired up because you're not
Speaker 1: running for local office. Here's what you're doing. You're going
Speaker 1: out to conquer. You were going out on a mission
Speaker 1: of conquest, a crusade if you will. There are people
Speaker 1: who hold on to power, and they are abusing their power,
Speaker 1: and they're doing wrong with their power, and they're not
Speaker 1: going to give it up easily. And you must take
Speaker 1: that power from them. You must lay siege to their cities.
Speaker 1: You must lay their armies to waste. And that's not
Speaker 1: easy and that's not fast. When Genghis Khan shows up
Speaker 1: at the doorstep of the Charismian Shaw and says, I
Speaker 1: want this greatest city of yours, the Charisbian Shaw doesn't say, well,
Speaker 1: I guess if you want it. I don't care about
Speaker 1: being the Shaw anyway, Here you go, Genghis have a
Speaker 1: good time. No, he fights for it tooth and nail.
Speaker 1: You are trying to take power from people who have power.
Speaker 1: They're not going to hand it to you. They're not
Speaker 1: going to thank you for it. They're going to treat
Speaker 1: you like mud. Treat them back the same way. Don't
Speaker 1: go in worried about what you're gonna get, go in
Speaker 1: thinking about how much fun you're gonna have. Give it
Speaker 1: to that piece of trash who's destroying their seat of power.
Speaker 1: That's how I always approached it, and that's why I
Speaker 1: had such a good time. That's what it's such a
Speaker 1: great time. I had a blast. Debates were the best. Jesse.
Speaker 1: Why are Republicans spineless? That's a good question. Why are
Speaker 1: Republicans spineless? There's a lot to this, and as we've
Speaker 1: discussed before, let's do keep in mind it is much
Speaker 1: much much easier to tear down than it is to build.
Speaker 1: Any one of those statues that have been taken down
Speaker 1: from Roberty lead to Teddy Rooseveld's Those statues took people
Speaker 1: time to construct and mold and build, and it only
Speaker 1: took a couple hours for the Antifa BLM animals to
Speaker 1: tear the thing down and ruin it. It doesn't take
Speaker 1: much time to destroy. So it's been easier for the communists.
Speaker 1: The communists has had an easier road than we have
Speaker 1: had because remember we have traded called ourselves conservatives, even
Speaker 1: though I don't use that term, because we were always
Speaker 1: trying to conserve what we have. Let's hang on to it.
Speaker 1: I like what we have. That's a that's a good thing.
Speaker 1: They want to tear it all down and burn it
Speaker 1: all down. So they have an easier mission than we
Speaker 1: than we do. It's harder to do that. That's that's
Speaker 1: part of it. That's part of the reason they look spineless.
Speaker 1: But part of the reason they are spineless is they
Speaker 1: had it so good for so long. Remember this, if
Speaker 1: you're a person on the right, the country really is yours.
Speaker 1: America's values are your values. Those are the values of
Speaker 1: the founding. They aren't. They aren't the values of today's Democrats.
Speaker 1: Those are completely opposite of the founding of the country.
Speaker 1: What you want is what the country should be. That's
Speaker 1: what the founders wanted. So you've been able to luxuriate
Speaker 1: in a country that catered to you and what you
Speaker 1: want because that's what the country was founded upon, their
Speaker 1: constitution and rights and things like that. So that has
Speaker 1: made us over time soft because that's just the kind
Speaker 1: of country we had. But it's made them hard because
Speaker 1: that was the kind of country they didn't want, so
Speaker 1: they had to harden up to tear it down. Makes sense.
Speaker 1: It's almost as hard as drying off with your garbage towels.
Speaker 1: That's one of the most difficult things is when you
Speaker 1: have garbage towels when you're poor, when you're really poor
Speaker 1: like I've been, and you have really crappy towels. Like
Speaker 1: when I got out of the Marines, I didn't want
Speaker 1: to spend any money on towels, and I didn't have
Speaker 1: much money, so I went right down. I actually think
Speaker 1: it was the target man, that's said, and I got
Speaker 1: some crappy towels. And I remember, even fresh out of
Speaker 1: the Marines, thinking, this is the worst towel I've ever
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Speaker 1: get back to the ass, doctor Jesse questions and we
Speaker 1: figured we finished this off. I don't want to brag,
Speaker 1: all right, you know I wouldn't brag. That's not what
Speaker 1: the oracle does. But you ready for this? Ready for this?
Speaker 1: Picked up my new glasses today, went and got some what, Chris,
Speaker 1: I went and got some new I went and got
Speaker 1: a new prescription for the glasses. Don't ask where they are, Chris,
Speaker 1: don't ask. I moved them so you stopped looking at
Speaker 1: them and making fun of me for them. I picked
Speaker 1: up a new prescription glasses today because my eyes had
Speaker 1: actually gotten a little worse, and so it had angered
Speaker 1: me to the point where I had thrown my glass. Well,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. I didn't have glasses anymore. The sunglasses,
Speaker 1: the prescription sunglasses that you drive around in. So I've
Speaker 1: just been kind of driving and in case you're thinking
Speaker 1: it's unsafe, it's not unsafe. I can see all the
Speaker 1: red lights, I can see everything. I just can't I
Speaker 1: can't really read any of the words that are out there.
Speaker 1: The words, I admit are a little fuzzy, but I
Speaker 1: think they're making these signs fuzzier these days. Either way,
Speaker 1: I've been driving around for quite a while there, and finally,
Speaker 1: the prescription sunglasses came in and I put them on
Speaker 1: on the way to the studio today, and it was
Speaker 1: like it was like I was looking at a whole
Speaker 1: new world. I was so oh, I know, Chris Hawkeye,
Speaker 1: for sure, it was. I was so excited that I'm
Speaker 1: really embarrassed about this. I'm driving down the road into
Speaker 1: my midlife crisis car towards the studio, and I'm looking
Speaker 1: around and I found myself just looking at all the
Speaker 1: different road signs to the right and left, just because
Speaker 1: I could read them.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, that's a tax store. I didn't know whoa
Speaker 3: Oh that's what that street's called. And I had this
Speaker 3: little smile on my face. And then I caught myself
Speaker 3: with a smile on my face. It's kind of embarrassing,
Speaker 3: but not to rub my life in people's faces.
Speaker 1: But I can see now. I can see now, doctor Jesse.
Speaker 1: What did you eat for breakfast? That's keeping it pretty simple.
Speaker 1: We got up today. Boys are out of school now,
Speaker 1: so we got up today as a fam and we
Speaker 1: went down and went on a long family walk. Then
Speaker 1: we came back from that and we went right to
Speaker 1: this little breakfast joint. There's this wonderful little breakfast joint
Speaker 1: in my town, the little family owned place, and I
Speaker 1: got two eggs over easy. Well, I got two eggs
Speaker 1: over easy, plus I added an extra over easy eggs,
Speaker 1: so I guess that's three over easy eggs. And then
Speaker 1: I got hash browns with onions and pickled jalapenos and
Speaker 1: cheese mixed in with them. And then I got a
Speaker 1: sour dough toast, and as soon as it oh in
Speaker 1: linked sausage, and as soon as it got to my plate,
Speaker 1: I threw the eggs on the hash browns and mashed
Speaker 1: it all up into a big bunch of yokey, cheesy,
Speaker 1: deliciously goodness, and it was fantastic. Gosh, I'm starving again, Jesse.
Speaker 1: What weapon was your favorite to use while in the
Speaker 1: Marines when we did night shoots and you'd be we'd
Speaker 1: be out there on the mortar line and we'd be
Speaker 1: shooting mortars and you're out there, you're putting, you're popping
Speaker 1: out illumination rounds, and they're amazing what they do. They
Speaker 1: light up everything in the battlefield. And then you're dropping
Speaker 1: ag along with high explosive along with it, and then
Speaker 1: the three eleven, the rifleman, the guys, they're right beside
Speaker 1: you in the gunlines shooting their rounds down range with
Speaker 1: tracer rounds and stuff like that. It's the sickest thing
Speaker 1: in the world. It was so much bringing fun, Jesse.
Speaker 1: If you could time travel, which specific day in history
Speaker 1: would you choose? Which specific day and history would you choose?
Speaker 1: That's a tough question, because really that question comes down to, honestly,
Speaker 1: now tell me if I'm looking at this wrong. Doesn't
Speaker 1: that question just come down to who would you kill? Chris? What?
Speaker 1: What event would you want to see? But don't you
Speaker 1: want to make the world a better place? Is this? Now?
Speaker 1: Hold on? Is this witnessing an event or she said
Speaker 1: time travel? She said time travel. If it's just witnessing
Speaker 1: an event, then yes, I would like to see Moses
Speaker 1: come down with the Ten commandments and then you people
Speaker 1: were mad, and then he had to throw home down
Speaker 1: and everything, and I would like to see that. Yes,
Speaker 1: you know, that's one of the things I really embarrassed
Speaker 1: to say. Whenever people ask me this, I always think historical,
Speaker 1: and I leave the Bible out of history. How many
Speaker 1: biblical stories would you want to see? Uh? Speaking of Moses,
Speaker 1: I believe I would like to see somebody hold a
Speaker 1: staff above their head and have God part the Red
Speaker 1: Sea in front of them. Tell me that wouldn't be
Speaker 1: the most what would even talk? That nothing would come
Speaker 1: close to the topic that that. You know what, that's
Speaker 1: my answer, See Lord, that's my answer right there, Moses
Speaker 1: parting the Red Sea. I wonder. I wonder what Moses's
Speaker 1: tea levels were, Chris, I wonder if Moses was born today.
Speaker 1: I wonder if we wouldn't need Chuck. I bet we wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Now listen hear me out here, I bet we wouldn't
Speaker 1: need Chuck. If God can work through Moses in part
Speaker 1: the Red Sea. Think what else Moses could do with
Speaker 1: that that godly staff he used to carry around. They
Speaker 1: would throw it down and turn into snakes and stuff
Speaker 1: like that. I bet Moses could just touch you and go,
Speaker 1: there you go. You're not low ta anymore. There you go.
Speaker 1: You don't sound like Fred. Miss. I've always, in my
Speaker 1: heart of hearts, have believed Fred. Come on, we got
Speaker 1: Moses's staff for you being in that boom that he's like, Hey,
Speaker 1: in my heart of hearts, I've always believed. But since
Speaker 1: he didn't have that, Fred sounds like soun I've always
Speaker 1: in my heart of hearts have believed. I bet Moses
Speaker 1: could have taken care of all of it. But sadly, sadly,
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Speaker 1: you think the trans shooter was the last straw for
Speaker 1: regular people in regards to the gender bs and boycotts? No,
Speaker 1: I don't know about the shooter. The trans stuff, specifically
Speaker 1: the trans stuff for kids, was the final straw. People
Speaker 1: really didn't even care about drag queens. That you never
Speaker 1: heard about drag queens a few years ago. You didn't
Speaker 1: really care about trainings either. People don't care about that
Speaker 1: stuff until you insisted that it was for children. No,
Speaker 1: no kids have to be here. No kids? Wait what Jesse,
Speaker 1: how can you justify visiting three locations? He says, Houston
Speaker 1: absolutely does not count on a book tour. There, that's
Speaker 1: my question. Okay, it's an entire week. I'm still crisscrossing
Speaker 1: the country from Salt Lake to Pennsylvania, Houston, Florida. I'm
Speaker 1: still going back and forth. I'm not a vagabond, Okay,
Speaker 1: I have a how. I have a family, I have
Speaker 1: a job. I might misshows that entire week for all
Speaker 1: I know. I don't even know what the schedule is
Speaker 1: like yet, that's the reality of it. I have things
Speaker 1: I need to do. I can't just take off whatever.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, now you take that phone and
Speaker 1: put it down. The weekend is here. All our problems
Speaker 1: will be here on Monday. I gave you my word.
Speaker 1: Don't enjoy time with your family and community. We will
Speaker 1: be here Monday for a very special Memorial Day show
Speaker 1: to honor the fallen, and there'll be a bunch of
Speaker 1: history in it too. That's all.