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Speaker 1: Hey, hi guys, welcome to the Unofficial Expert Podcast.

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Speaker 2: This is Marie and this is Sydney.

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Speaker 3: Yes, this is what we're doing today and every week

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Speaker 3: that you listen to this, it's.

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Speaker 4: Bum writes it.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and definitely tune into Comedy Hype for all your

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Speaker 1: comedy news.

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Speaker 2: It's comedy Hype dot com. They are the ones who.

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Speaker 3: Sponsor the podcast essentially and help us do what we

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Speaker 3: do the way that we do it that we do

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Speaker 3: it for TV.

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Speaker 4: Oh, thank you, Comedy Hype, you do best.

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Speaker 2: You a genius, so sport, thank you.

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Speaker 4: So what's going on, Marie? How are you feeling? You're

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Speaker 4: looking good?

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Speaker 2: The legs is out.

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Speaker 3: Well, yes, the legs are out. And and what that

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Speaker 3: means is my shorts are.

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Speaker 4: Real little today.

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Speaker 3: Oh they sure are, but I want people to see

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Speaker 3: this little cut in the between the hamstring and the quad.

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Speaker 3: I see y'all, y'all are hearing me, but y'all not

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Speaker 3: seeing me post I put you're on my stories later.

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Speaker 3: But what that means is when I sit on the

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Speaker 3: train seat, my ass is on the dirty subway seats.

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Speaker 2: You usually have a little little flannel shirt.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I ran out on your waist

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Speaker 3: and the flannel. It was too hot for the flannel

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Speaker 3: around the waist. So they gonna get these ash cheeks and.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna talk.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna get them them bussy bumps on your bum.

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Speaker 4: Bump bump bumps, bum bumps. We got the mahomes bumps

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Speaker 4: on my butt.

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Speaker 2: But you know, I feel like from a distance you can't.

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Speaker 4: See the bum bumps.

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Speaker 3: So I'm feeling confident. I feel good. I see you

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Speaker 3: got the overalls on.

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Speaker 4: I do.

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Speaker 1: And they're kind of like the lesbian long ones. So like,

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Speaker 1: did you cut those? I did? These were actually pants?

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Speaker 4: Why did you cut them?

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Speaker 2: Because I didn't like them as pants?

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Speaker 1: They looked really like ash but gosh, real messy.

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Speaker 4: I couldn't.

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Speaker 1: I was like, let me cut it so I could

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Speaker 1: look like a young thought you look like an old lesbian.

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Speaker 4: Fuck you you're so rid. There're so long. Well you

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Speaker 4: ain't even cough.

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Speaker 2: I can cover if I want to, but I'm just

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Speaker 2: you know, I'm conservative.

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Speaker 4: You don't want to get bum bumps. No, exactly.

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Speaker 2: And I took the train today.

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Speaker 4: Did you?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 4: In the long shorts? Hold on? Can I tell you

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Speaker 4: what my expert tease was this week? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Okay, So I've been trying to do other transportation other

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Speaker 1: than ubers because the money's running out.

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Speaker 2: It really is.

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Speaker 1: For all the listeners listening, your girl got laid off.

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Speaker 1: Your girl got laid off, So I have to become

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Speaker 1: the frugal expert. But anyway, I've been using my bike

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Speaker 1: to actually get around. So yesterday I went to a show.

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Speaker 4: I was all the way.

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Speaker 1: I went from Brooklyn to the city, and I went

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Speaker 1: all the way from what was it the Lower east

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Speaker 1: Side all the way to seventy second Street.

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Speaker 4: For those of y'all.

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Speaker 3: Who don't know what Manhattan looks like, the Lower east

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Speaker 3: Side is like the bottom half of Manhattan. And you

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Speaker 3: rode all the way up to seventy somethings Street. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it took me about forty minutes. So what time of

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Speaker 3: the day was this? This was late? This was like

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Speaker 3: nine o'clock.

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Speaker 2: Was there money waiting for you?

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Speaker 4: No? Their food?

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Speaker 2: I went there, Yes, was there dick waiting for No,

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Speaker 2: there was little dick.

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Speaker 4: There was food.

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Speaker 1: I was there to go see my friend Helen with

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Speaker 1: her family having little family dinner.

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Speaker 2: So I'm going to I'm going to dinner on this bike.

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Speaker 1: So by the fortieth by the fortieth block, I was like, ooh,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be a hot, crunchy mess by the time

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Speaker 2: So then I'm sweating. I'm looking crazy.

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Speaker 1: And this dude pulls up on his car, no, no,

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Speaker 1: on his bike, on his motorized bike, and he's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: you know, where are you going? I was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I got to go all the way to seventy second

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Speaker 1: He's like, you got a long ways to go, and

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Speaker 1: I was like yeah, dude. And then for forty blocks,

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Speaker 1: this man is trying to get my number.

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Speaker 4: Wow, where was he going? Oh? You know where he

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Speaker 4: was going with the Bronx. Oh he was riding. I

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Speaker 4: was telling him, like farther than you. So I'm telling

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Speaker 4: him like, oh man, I got to go all the

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Speaker 4: way to seventy.

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Speaker 1: So he's like, okay, yeah, that's far. I was like,

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Speaker 1: where are you going the Bronx on a bike. So

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Speaker 1: he tries to get his motor he did, he did,

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Speaker 1: so it's fine, he's not doing that, but he tried

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Speaker 1: to get my number for forty blocks and it was

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Speaker 1: so sad, Like by the thirtieth block, he was like, well,

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Speaker 1: I don't look like Drake, but you got to give

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Speaker 1: a dark skinned dude sometime.

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Speaker 3: I mean, this is a public service announcement that you

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Speaker 3: do need to.

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Speaker 4: Give a yo.

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Speaker 1: He was like begging by the I was like, bro,

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Speaker 1: you your bike has a motor in it.

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Speaker 4: You don't need me. You don't need me.

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Speaker 1: You can do. You're doing better than me. Why would

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Speaker 1: you want to talk to me. I want to struggle

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Speaker 1: lass cruiser bikeh you guys are about on the same level.

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Speaker 1: He lives in the Bronx. His bike has a motor

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Speaker 1: on it, but he lives in the Bronx. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: I gave him my number. No, I know you didn't

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Speaker 1: give my number. Hold on, hold on. So I'm yelling

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Speaker 1: out numbers while we in the bike lane, and like

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Speaker 1: there's other people trying to get past us, and I'm

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Speaker 1: like nine, what seven? Then I'm like and then when

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Speaker 1: I get to one number, I'm like NUW. So he's

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Speaker 1: trying to give my fucking number, and I'm like like,

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Speaker 1: I'm mumbling ship and then I'll throw in the wrong

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Speaker 1: and then he starts calling me from the fucking bike.

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Speaker 4: No.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, yo, y'all, dude's gotta do better.

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Speaker 1: Man. The thirst will never be that real. I'm telling

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Speaker 1: you don't want this. Plumcash has been on a bike

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Speaker 1: for like eighty blocks, Like, what's wrong with you? Man?

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Speaker 2: Bike?

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Speaker 4: Do better. He's like, where are you from. You're from

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Speaker 4: the city. You look a very Jamaican.

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Speaker 2: I was like, Jamaican.

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Speaker 3: Wow, that means you had bright colors. Yeah, put on

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Speaker 3: a yellow green girl.

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Speaker 1: When I tell you, my wig wasn't even intact like

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Speaker 1: it was lifting. I was like, yo, ja, real, ja,

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Speaker 1: the whole thing gona lift off. And I'm like, he's

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Speaker 1: not gonna call me after that.

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Speaker 2: So you made it to dinner?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Did he call you? Did you get did he get

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Speaker 2: the right number?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? He did? Oh you so dumb?

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Speaker 2: And he text me just warned like did you sleep well,

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Speaker 2: my darling?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, Oh my god, dude.

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Speaker 1: And then coming back, somebody called me a hoe on

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Speaker 1: the bike. When I got back, they'll call you a

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Speaker 1: Jamaican ho. No, they called me a hoe. So I

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Speaker 1: was like, man, this is what I'm mom, dude. For

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Speaker 1: the rest of the summer, I'm just gonna be riding

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Speaker 1: a bike getting called a hoe, people trying to get

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Speaker 1: my number.

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Speaker 2: It's wow, wow.

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Speaker 1: You are, But I'm alive. I'm here for this podcast.

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Speaker 3: Wait, I feel like people listening want to know if

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Speaker 3: they paid. Did Helen's family pay for your food on

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Speaker 3: seventy second Street?

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Speaker 4: Who came out your own?

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Speaker 1: After all the But I got the family discount, though,

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Speaker 1: that don't mean nothing. The family discount is Dad's paying.

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Speaker 1: I had Brenzeno though. That's why I couldn't pay for

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Speaker 1: a cab, because I was like, oh, I'm gonna get

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Speaker 1: this fish.

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Speaker 2: How much was the Brenzino? What love some Brenzino?

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Speaker 4: It was MP.

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Speaker 3: For somebody who just goten laid off. You live in Realsh.

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Speaker 3: You know I'm hood rich hood rich real laugh. What

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Speaker 3: about you, Marie? What were you an expert indist this week?

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Speaker 3: I was an expert at keeping my mouth shut, which

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Speaker 3: is something that I have to work on.

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Speaker 4: I'm so proud of you.

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: We learned a lot from this podcast.

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Speaker 3: Actually, actually it's not from the podcast tonother to keep

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Speaker 3: my mouth shut, But like, I appreciate what you're doing.

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Speaker 3: I'm sure other people listening learning a lot from the podcast.

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Speaker 3: But so my sister's been staying with me for what

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Speaker 3: feels like legit twenty eight.

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Speaker 4: Wait, did she listen to the podcast.

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Speaker 1: No she shouldn't. Okay, keep it going.

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Speaker 3: We're going so I ain't scared so staying with me

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Speaker 3: for all this time. And we got into an argument

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Speaker 3: a couple of weeks ago, but no, I guess that

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Speaker 1: I feel like y'all be arguing every time. I'm there

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Speaker 1: every time, and I'll be like, no, I gotta go.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to be in the middle of this.

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Speaker 3: We got into an argument once because my sister needed

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Speaker 3: to use the bathroom and I was like, if you

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna go live on Instagram.

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Speaker 4: And then she was like, what.

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Speaker 2: If my stomach explodes?

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Speaker 1: And you were like, put your waist trainer on in

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Speaker 1: You're just like a mean sister.

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Speaker 2: And then Sydney put her pants on and was like,

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Speaker 2: I gotta go.

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Speaker 4: I have to leave.

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Speaker 3: That's how you get Sydney out of your house. You

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Speaker 3: just have to start yelling at your sister about waiste trainers.

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Speaker 3: So my sister and I got into this argument because

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Speaker 3: she started yelling at some white dudes on the street

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Speaker 3: the other day and I was like, yeah, I'm not

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Speaker 3: gonna get punsed in my face by a chad or

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Speaker 3: a logan for you. And she was like, I know

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Speaker 3: you would never fight for me, Marie, and I was like,

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Speaker 3: I'm not even gonna fight for myself, So don't think

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Speaker 3: I'm not trying to get punshed in the face for

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Speaker 3: what I say.

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Speaker 4: Because we're trying to get these gigs.

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Speaker 1: Girl, you need your face in text. This is my resume.

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Speaker 1: She's funking up my money now.

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Speaker 3: So we got home and I called my mom because

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Speaker 3: I was like, I'm not arguing with you at two

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Speaker 3: o'clock in the morning. So I called my mother, and

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Speaker 3: then my sister was in the other room. My mom

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Speaker 3: called her, my dad called me. So we're on the

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Speaker 3: while we're in the same room, and I hear my

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Speaker 4: Great, beautiful trend. Do you see that what I do?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, put some respect on her name. And her name

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Speaker 1: is Kelly Shapiro.

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Speaker 3: Hey, Kelly, Kelly, happy to be here.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, I'll put on my stripy morning every morning

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Speaker 5: And that's my trouble is also if I'm attracted them

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Speaker 5: we're not evenly yolked intellectually right, And no one's business

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Speaker 2: Like when you in the relationship.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and I have to I turned the lawyer hat off.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, but you want to do hood red things

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Speaker 1: my type of girl right here, Kelly.

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Speaker 2: How do you think I listened to you guys?

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Speaker 4: I'm like just just I'm listening to my buddy.

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Speaker 4: Where are you from?

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Speaker 5: Bye bye. So I'm My mother is black from Chester, Pennsylvania,

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Speaker 4: But it's pretty unique. So your mother wouldn't let you

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Speaker 5: As you know, it's crazy beach, but a lot of racketball.

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Speaker 2: Mister Shapiro money, let me find out Kelly lived the

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Speaker 4: It's funny. I have a friend.

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Speaker 4: Later. College was great.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what did they able to handle you?

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Speaker 4: I wasn't able to handle.

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Speaker 5: I wasn't comfortable in the actual way I wasn't I

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Speaker 5: But I had my roommate in college. She was a

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Speaker 1: But I remember growing up, everybody either wanted to be

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Speaker 2: And that's what I'm saying. Who thinks like that.

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Speaker 5: When I was a kid, I wanted to do you know,

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Speaker 4: But you know, when I was fifteen, and I.

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Speaker 5: found out what Harvard Law School was, and I ended,

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Speaker 5: and I went to Harvard Law School.

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Speaker 4: We are not worthy.

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, do you hear to.

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Speaker 4: Kelly?

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Speaker 2: Why the hell do you list his budget?

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Speaker 1: Yo?

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Speaker 2: Harvard Law do.

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Speaker 4: You hear the listeners?

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Speaker 1: We got Harvard Law graduates learning, We got our creditor.

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Speaker 4: Can we put that in our credits?

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna put next to my bye.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna put all on LinkedIn Harvard Law School adjacent

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Speaker 3: reviewed by the Harvard Lass That's what I'm gonna What

450
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Speaker 3: is it like being a black woman at Harvard Law School?

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Speaker 4: What is that experience like?

452
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Speaker 3: Because in my mind it's probably not that fun.

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Speaker 2: Well, no, they get I feel like Glory's get lit.

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Speaker 5: I was the social committee chair of the Black Laws

455
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Speaker 5: Sudents School, the Black Law Student Association, so I got

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Speaker 5: to throw the party.

457
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Speaker 4: So we had fun.

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Speaker 5: But of course you're nerdy, and like nerd if you

459
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Speaker 5: have to be extremely driven, extremely focused, ambitious and smart.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, your number one thing isn't going to be partying.

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Speaker 4: But you made some time. Oh I made some time. Yeah,

462
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Speaker 4: because I can.

463
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Speaker 2: Tell about that part in your head.

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Speaker 4: You made some time.

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Speaker 5: That was my first time on the East Coast. I

466
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Speaker 5: grew up being obsessed with the East Coast. I finally,

467
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Speaker 5: you know, at twenty one, moved to Cambridge and I

468
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Speaker 5: was just.

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Speaker 4: This, it was my East Coast fantasy. Had we gone,

470
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Speaker 4: what the.

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Speaker 1: What the dudes at Harvard Law School, what they like,

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Speaker 1: what they like.

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Speaker 5: Shout out to all my But it was a little

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Speaker 5: interesting the dynamic because also I'm coming from l A, right,

475
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Speaker 5: so everything is different. But you know, coming from a

476
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Speaker 5: big jock school like USC to this purely you know,

477
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Speaker 5: the rules of you know, of ranking in terms of

478
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Speaker 5: like like the cool kids. I didn't like that, especially

479
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Speaker 5: amongst the black community. I remember my best girlfriend, Dorothy,

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Speaker 5: who was at Harvard undergrad. She said, Kelly, word to

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Speaker 5: the wise, don't date it at Harvard because it's such

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Speaker 5: a small community.

483
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Speaker 1: So everybody knows your business exactly.

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Speaker 4: So I never did. But I also wasn't. I just wasn't.

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Speaker 4: As friends, yes, but I think it's.

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Speaker 5: Just another like people can be conceded because I'm the

487
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Speaker 5: you know, head football player, but there it's like a

488
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Speaker 5: different thing that I'm like.

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Speaker 2: It's like class, but on top of my class.

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Speaker 5: I'm a black man and like, yeah, and I'm at

491
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Speaker 5: Harvard or black woman whatever, and it's more like, yeah,

492
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Speaker 5: but so am I ye, Like we're all here.

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Speaker 3: This sounds like build this, build empires. This sounds like

494
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Speaker 3: dear white people. In my mind, as soon as you

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Speaker 3: said it, I was like.

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Speaker 5: As soon as you're talking about rioters on that show,

497
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Speaker 5: because that I was like, oh great, I was like Sam, Sorry,

498
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Speaker 5: were you Sam?

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Speaker 4: You definitely Sam. You're saying, I think I have a

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Speaker 4: combo though?

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Speaker 1: What what's that salmon?

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Speaker 4: Sam? But I don't have as much.

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Speaker 5: I think i'm more since I was just raised by

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Speaker 5: my mom, I have less.

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Speaker 4: I think of a of a. I don't know. I

506
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Speaker 4: think I'm more you, says the head of the social.

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Speaker 5: And I am now with the Harvard Law School Association

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Speaker 5: of New York City.

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Speaker 4: And l A.

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Speaker 5: I'm on the board and I'm planning an event in

511
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Speaker 5: the fall.

512
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Speaker 2: A regular holes come through, we can come through.

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Speaker 5: I invite all those with the let me just check

514
00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:05,960
Speaker 5: my calendar, try to get all of my networks too.

515
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Speaker 5: I invite like black women in tech in LA. I

516
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Speaker 5: held an entrepreneur's happy hour with the Harmer Law School

517
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Speaker 5: Association HARM because I want them to know. You should

518
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Speaker 5: be in the room with these investors too.

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Speaker 1: Yo, we might be in his podcast. I might be like, yo,

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Speaker 1: I can't do a podcast more. You know, I know,

521
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Speaker 1: I know investors now, I know people, least name Shapiro. Okay,

522
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Speaker 1: oh my goodness, Yo, don't forget about us, Kelly, Like we're.

523
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Speaker 2: Friends now, Kelly, I'm gonna text you, like, hey, girl,

524
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Speaker 2: what's up with?

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Speaker 4: What are your guys next? Live tapings? I was mad

526
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Speaker 4: that I missed that one. Oh, it was so fun.

527
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:39,600
Speaker 4: It was so fun in LA.

528
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Speaker 1: We want to then we go to that party.

529
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Speaker 4: And get them investors, get them tickets.

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Speaker 3: You know, he will be in l A there. So

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Speaker 3: you said, oh, you don't think you're Sam? Do you

532
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Speaker 3: know I identify with her?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 5: I mean and the things that well, the things that

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Speaker 5: people project onto her and say to her.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, yes, because you light skin and like, you know,

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Speaker 1: you beautiful.

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Speaker 4: That is the other thing I bond with her on.

539
00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:08,159
Speaker 4: But I did both.

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Speaker 1: I did she dated both to remember. She banged that

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Speaker 1: I forget, but that was her like side piece. But

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Speaker 1: her main was white bag.

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Speaker 2: I helt he was so much. We talked about Reggie right,

544
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Speaker 2: but did you see.

545
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Speaker 1: His pictures on I M D B. And I'm like,

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Speaker 1: he don't photographs with the that's fine. He also photographs

547
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Speaker 1: quite short.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he photographs five five eights, okay, but he's he

549
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Speaker 3: was so much cuter.

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Speaker 2: I mean the white dude that she was with.

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Speaker 4: Was super forgettable. Also, he looked like he skates boards all.

552
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Speaker 4: I feel like it could have been cast it a little.

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Speaker 2: Yes, no, that's what I feel like. They could have

554
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Speaker 2: casted it a little like.

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Speaker 4: A little hotter, like a little yeah.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, when the when her what was the

557
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Speaker 2: girl's name that was dating Troy?

558
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Speaker 1: I took off my hair for you.

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Speaker 4: Oh she was too much.

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Speaker 1: I gave up my wasn't her real name like shaqweet

561
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Speaker 1: her or something like that, but she went like like

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Speaker 1: shay or something.

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Speaker 4: Like yeah, something crazy. I went to school to USC with.

564
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Speaker 5: A girl just like that, I believe you remember, who

565
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Speaker 5: looked just like it was everything.

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Speaker 4: And she said she had contact.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's a no from me.

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Speaker 4: She was as beautiful as this girl, like gorgeous.

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Speaker 5: But I remember she just went into only the white

570
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Speaker 5: sorority and I want to be like, and she had

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Speaker 5: no You.

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Speaker 1: Wanted to tap on the shoulder.

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Speaker 4: Yea, guys like hello, and she just wasn't interested.

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Speaker 5: Ye yeah, But Hey, that's her journey and she's probably

575
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Speaker 5: happily married to Biff.

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Speaker 1: Kelly, come through with the do that wick girl, your reguard, Kelly,

577
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Speaker 1: we're going.

578
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Speaker 4: To be great friends.

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Speaker 1: That could tell already he's gonna be hanging girl.

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Speaker 4: You should direct the life that you want. She wants

581
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Speaker 4: to wear that. Then, speaking of.

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Speaker 2: Colored contacts, what's the guy's name?

583
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Speaker 4: Are those his real eyes?

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Speaker 1: Those are his real eyes? The green on our context,

585
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:02,040
Speaker 1: those are his real us?

586
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Speaker 2: Kelly, can you confirm or deny?

587
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Speaker 4: I can't recall what he looks he looks like.

588
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:08,960
Speaker 2: I don't know about the he looks like he looks

589
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:10,040
Speaker 2: like clean little Wayne.

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00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:13,680
Speaker 1: He kind of he does look like clean little Wayne,

591
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Speaker 1: which is like not or a little bit of like

592
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Speaker 1: future he's got a baby future.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't matter, Kelly. Whatever, Kelly. So we're talking about celebrities.

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00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:25,000
Speaker 3: Now you you represent.

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Speaker 5: Celebrities, Well, I represent artists are very famous because of

596
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Speaker 5: their you know, their celebrities because of it.

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Speaker 4: But I represent mostly DJs.

598
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Speaker 3: Who you I might know so many people you know

599
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Speaker 3: who probably name all the names.

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Speaker 5: The biggest by far is DJ Jazzy Jeff and he

601
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Speaker 5: has the most the biggest Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Party and then we'll jazz Jeff ourselves out. Well, well

603
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Speaker 3: take turns throwing Sydney and then she'll take a turns

604
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Speaker 3: throwing me out.

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Speaker 1: We actually did a YouTube video of us uh DJ

606
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Speaker 1: Jazzy places.

607
00:25:01,359 --> 00:25:04,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, just throwing each other out of Yeah, we did that.

608
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Speaker 4: So maybe you can slide that down. How is how

609
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Speaker 4: is Jeff doing? Oh he's made, I mean him and

610
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Speaker 4: his he has a.

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Speaker 5: Whole squad uh that he tours with the and he

612
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Speaker 5: did is around the world. He's a very very very

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Speaker 5: bitchy DJ around the world. Yeah he's uh, he's maids.

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Speaker 5: But he's also what I love working with him is

615
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Speaker 5: he's at this point he's also in a mentorship role,

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Speaker 5: so he brings together a lot of musicians and artists

617
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Speaker 5: and producers and they actually just came out with this

618
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Speaker 5: amazing collaborative album called Chasing Goose.

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Speaker 2: Bumps Chasing Goose Spotify.

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Speaker 4: It should be.

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Speaker 5: Everywhere, and they just have I mean every DJ you know,

622
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Speaker 5: from Richmondina to Alisha Muhammad. I met him last summer there.

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Speaker 5: Alo Black is a part of the famof that's one

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Speaker 5: of my clas and through djje he drafts just that

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Speaker 5: ecosystem I represent like everyone really beautiful.

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00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:09,159
Speaker 2: That's great, and what other artists besides hold on, hold on?

627
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Speaker 2: Just so, does that mean that you've met will Smith?

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Speaker 1: No, I used to live near him though, she's the

629
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Speaker 1: that's a credit right there. I used to live near

630
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Speaker 1: will Smith.

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Speaker 3: If you go down sixteen blocks. I also lived near

632
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Speaker 3: famtous people there.

633
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Speaker 2: But no.

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Speaker 5: I remember jogging though, like around like mom holand driving

635
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Speaker 5: and if it hoping maybe someone will come out of

636
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Speaker 5: their compound and be like, hey, new black girl in

637
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Speaker 5: the neighborhood.

638
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Speaker 4: Like that never happened. I was there. That's gonna catch

639
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Speaker 4: a glimpse of Willows forehead. Nothing.

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Speaker 5: I saw one of them, you know, you know what

641
00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:47,159
Speaker 5: you want. Yeah, they were out of driving some awesome cars.

642
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Speaker 1: Jayden came to my job before, so it's whatever.

643
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Speaker 4: Jaden is like twelve. He was at the bar. He

644
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Speaker 4: was at the bar.

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Speaker 1: All these kids, they they come, they can come and

646
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Speaker 1: go as they please. He wasn't drinking.

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Speaker 4: He was just there, you know, with some models and whatnot.

648
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,920
Speaker 3: And then he left. Was he wearing a Batman costume

649
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,399
Speaker 3: or something terrible like this? No, but he had like

650
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:07,480
Speaker 3: his arms out and I was like, look at.

651
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Speaker 4: Them laws chicken. Yeah, what is he like seventeen? Yeah,

652
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:14,520
Speaker 4: he wasn't drinking though, he was just there. He was

653
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:15,520
Speaker 4: just popping the pills.

654
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Speaker 2: Hey, Jaden, how are you doing?

655
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Speaker 1: Bo?

656
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:19,199
Speaker 2: So wait, you have DJs and then who else you

657
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:19,919
Speaker 2: have comedians?

658
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:23,119
Speaker 5: Yeah? So I'm Comedy Hypes lawyer.

659
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Speaker 1: Shout out to Comedy High.

660
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,600
Speaker 4: We got your lawyer in the building.

661
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 2: We won't have them redo the contract.

662
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:32,400
Speaker 4: Sure is well.

663
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:36,679
Speaker 5: The reason why I, I, you know, became uh you know,

664
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Speaker 5: the legal service provider for Comedy Hype, it's because I

665
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Speaker 5: am active on Twitter just in terms of the comics

666
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Speaker 5: I follow. I usually use Twitter just to find out

667
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 5: where my comics are. Say, I don't you know, do

668
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:54,760
Speaker 5: anything political whatever? AnyWho, the founder and CEO of Comedy

669
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Speaker 5: Hype John.

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Speaker 2: He did the same thing to us.

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Speaker 1: Girl.

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Speaker 4: You know.

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Speaker 5: I get so sliding into mind? Is that's how I

674
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Speaker 5: get so many clients off of M.

675
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:08,159
Speaker 4: Do you do that?

676
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:10,679
Speaker 1: You can conduct real business through the d M ladies,

677
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:13,560
Speaker 1: So actually you should check it on a regular well.

678
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:16,199
Speaker 5: I also, it depends what kind of energy you're putting out.

679
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,520
Speaker 5: I don't get disrespected, damns, I think.

680
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:23,879
Speaker 1: Before I did, but like, what's your what's your Kelly?

681
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:30,800
Speaker 4: And do not say you will say hey.

682
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:33,840
Speaker 5: But I also don't take new clients except by referral only.

683
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:36,600
Speaker 1: So do you hear that people I'm looking at I'm

684
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:37,960
Speaker 1: looking sorry.

685
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:40,840
Speaker 4: But with John, I was a fan already. If I'm

686
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:41,920
Speaker 4: already a fan of.

687
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:45,240
Speaker 5: The work, it's very easy for me to say, Okay,

688
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:49,120
Speaker 5: I would love to be, you know, a representative for you,

689
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 5: but it has to be a mutual respect.

690
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 4: Like I can't represent people I don't find funny. I

691
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:55,440
Speaker 4: don't like their mute. But a lot of lawyers, you know,

692
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:58,240
Speaker 4: they'll just they don't care. They just because they getting

693
00:28:58,240 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 4: the money, get the money. That's it.

694
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:01,640
Speaker 1: I'm a different kind of I'm glad that you're about

695
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:05,360
Speaker 1: your business and you have Kelly.

696
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:07,800
Speaker 4: Let me check it out. Let me check it out, Kelly.

697
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 1: So you're saying that that's not the energy you put out.

698
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:14,040
Speaker 1: I don't think that I put out dick pic receiving energy.

699
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:16,040
Speaker 3: But I've been getting a lot of Dick pics recently,

700
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 3: like in the last week, and I'd never gotten them before.

701
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:21,760
Speaker 2: She said it on a podcast and she was looking

702
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:22,480
Speaker 2: for them Dick pics.

703
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:24,440
Speaker 3: No, but we didn't even air that episode yet, and

704
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:26,520
Speaker 3: the dick slid into my d he put that in

705
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 3: the universe though. Okay, well I don't want those pictures

706
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:29,880
Speaker 3: no more, please do so.

707
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:31,800
Speaker 4: I'm gonna turn. I feel like some people probably be like,

708
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:35,120
Speaker 4: I don't want to assume me because you can't do that.

709
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:38,280
Speaker 3: She will sue my balls off. So who are some

710
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:41,000
Speaker 3: of the comedians that you work with?

711
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:45,880
Speaker 5: Well, Blake Wexler is one of my that's my main

712
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:49,520
Speaker 5: common clients. He was a writer with Keyn Peel. He's

713
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:52,320
Speaker 5: done a bunch of commed his specials. He's actually performing

714
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:55,200
Speaker 5: in Philly. No, he was just affiliate Helium. But I

715
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:57,960
Speaker 5: know him because I'm a legit comedy nerd.

716
00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,640
Speaker 4: And that's how really.

717
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:03,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's I don't really talk about it a lot because.

718
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,360
Speaker 2: It's name some of the people that you like, really

719
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:06,800
Speaker 2: really liked your.

720
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 5: Favorite to sit in on a live taping of Todd

721
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,920
Speaker 5: Glasses podcast, it was insane.

722
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:18,480
Speaker 4: What's Todd's podcast? The Todd Glass Show? Okay, of course

723
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:22,760
Speaker 4: its name? Of course, something else? What would it be?

724
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 2: Something called the Indificial Expert.

725
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:27,760
Speaker 4: That's hilarious.

726
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:30,880
Speaker 5: But I'm a I'm a comedy podcast nerd. So some

727
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:33,280
Speaker 5: comics I like more on their podcast than I like

728
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:35,600
Speaker 5: their standard or like them on TV.

729
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:39,080
Speaker 4: It just depends. I like Ron punches a lot.

730
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:43,760
Speaker 5: He's actually working with what I also advise the comedy.

731
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:44,600
Speaker 4: His last name. Yeah, I was running.

732
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 2: It was I did.

733
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:52,720
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it was so weird.

734
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:56,320
Speaker 5: He also has a joke or something like, you know,

735
00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:59,000
Speaker 5: bunches of funches or something like.

736
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,840
Speaker 4: There's also something yeah, no.

737
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:04,600
Speaker 2: O those I didn't even see the end was there

738
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:06,200
Speaker 2: to run?

739
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:11,240
Speaker 4: Yeah? Hey? Ron? Who else people that you like to watch?

740
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:11,719
Speaker 5: Oh?

741
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 4: I like to watch Kimrie Lee Davis.

742
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 5: She's also an actress. She was on Scandal before that

743
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:18,400
Speaker 5: last season.

744
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 4: She's great. I know her because I know in the

745
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:24,480
Speaker 4: entertainment and you know, you just can we go back.

746
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:29,200
Speaker 3: To Scandal briefly? Okay, So first season is Scandal. I

747
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:30,840
Speaker 3: thought it was amazing. I was I was living in

748
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:33,360
Speaker 3: LA at the time. It was like seven episodes incredible.

749
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:35,800
Speaker 3: Then after that, I think they didn't know that it

750
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 3: was going to blow up the way that it did,

751
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:40,160
Speaker 3: so they like just threw a bunch of crap at

752
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:41,840
Speaker 3: the first season and they were like, we just gonna

753
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 3: do whatever we want, and then they had to like

754
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 3: live up to that and the show just got.

755
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:48,120
Speaker 1: Too crazy after the first season.

756
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:50,520
Speaker 4: It's crazy now.

757
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:53,440
Speaker 3: And then Cary Washington, who I love, is very annoying

758
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:53,920
Speaker 3: on the show.

759
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:57,280
Speaker 2: But I think that's her. That's her character though her characters.

760
00:31:57,280 --> 00:32:00,480
Speaker 4: Really I don't like watching annoying people. Like no, she's

761
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:01,440
Speaker 4: super neat.

762
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:04,080
Speaker 3: But like her characters supposed to be like very well

763
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:06,800
Speaker 3: put together, but she's so needy on the show.

764
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:08,040
Speaker 4: That sounds like me.

765
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:16,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, that sounds like me. I'm so needy, Kelly.

766
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:19,240
Speaker 3: But you know, Gabrielle, you need auditions for that role

767
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:20,280
Speaker 3: and didn't get it.

768
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:22,840
Speaker 2: But I could see her being that character as well,

769
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:24,480
Speaker 2: because she is really annoying.

770
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:27,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say that because I might meet her one day,

771
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:30,840
Speaker 1: so like, is not gonna listen to this one?

772
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:34,440
Speaker 3: If you do, Hey, Gabby, you could be our super

773
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:36,960
Speaker 3: boogey Black experts because you're perfect at that intervice.

774
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:40,120
Speaker 4: She really is, like I've served her before, and I

775
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:42,680
Speaker 4: was like, does she almost call me a nigga? Going on?

776
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:49,240
Speaker 4: Going on? Who was she with? Do you remember who

777
00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:49,640
Speaker 4: was she with?

778
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 2: Who she was she there with? Duayne Duane Wade?

779
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:55,080
Speaker 4: No, she wasn't. This was like this was like eight

780
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:55,680
Speaker 4: years ago.

781
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:59,080
Speaker 1: She was with a lot of actors like Hollywood actors.

782
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:00,960
Speaker 2: Was sitting down there because I've not that good thing.

783
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:02,800
Speaker 4: No, she wasn't there. She wasn't there.

784
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:05,240
Speaker 1: But I've seen her as well, and she's really beautiful

785
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:09,080
Speaker 1: in person, stunning like stunning, like I was like, damn girl,

786
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:10,640
Speaker 1: I feel like cool.

787
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:12,880
Speaker 3: Like she's in her mid forties or something now, right,

788
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:15,720
Speaker 3: So we don't speak of age here, so.

789
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:16,200
Speaker 4: Yeah we do.

790
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:19,000
Speaker 2: Let's check her imp. I mean, we don't speak about it.

791
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:23,080
Speaker 1: So wait, you have all these clients. You're a comedy,

792
00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 1: sob like, do you have any advice to like for

793
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:29,560
Speaker 1: people who are starting out, because we get a lot

794
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 1: of contracts and they be trash and it's mainly because

795
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:34,320
Speaker 1: we're just starting out and they feel like they can

796
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:36,720
Speaker 1: box us in this thing for a long time and

797
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:40,720
Speaker 1: then we're like, what we out here? We were free agents, baby, Yeah,

798
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:43,040
Speaker 1: we got a contract. We're not gonna say what network

799
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:46,480
Speaker 1: it was, but they do in terrible now and they

800
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:47,440
Speaker 1: rhymes with life.

801
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:55,120
Speaker 3: Rhymes with life man, Yeah, And the contract essentially they

802
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:58,120
Speaker 3: wanted to own all of our catchphrases. They wanted to

803
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:00,520
Speaker 3: own our likeness, and they wanted to to like not

804
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:03,200
Speaker 3: pay this. They didn't want to pay for travel or

805
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:05,160
Speaker 3: makeup or wardrobe.

806
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 1: And if we got anything from the show, we would

807
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:09,759
Speaker 1: have to give like another gig off top of that,

808
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:11,080
Speaker 1: we would have to pay them, like.

809
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 4: Or something like that.

810
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:16,240
Speaker 2: You're shaking your head like, yeah, that's that's normal.

811
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:20,719
Speaker 5: You know. I didn't want to go into entertainment for

812
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:21,759
Speaker 5: a very long time.

813
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:21,960
Speaker 4: No.

814
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,600
Speaker 5: I was a corporate lawyer just by day at big

815
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:28,319
Speaker 5: law firms. Started my career in Philadelphia, and I did

816
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:32,359
Speaker 5: entertainment law pro bono for my artist friends. When I

817
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:35,000
Speaker 5: moved to Philly, I happened to live two blocks away

818
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:38,440
Speaker 5: from my friend Emir, who's better known as Questlov. Right,

819
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:41,760
Speaker 5: so get out of got into the whole like music

820
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:43,920
Speaker 5: just by noe, just being the homie. Like, but I

821
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:47,200
Speaker 5: wasn't an entertainment lawyer back then. But I'd advise who

822
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:50,520
Speaker 5: I advise now, ya mean all world. He's his MC

823
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:54,279
Speaker 5: that if you go to Brooklyn Bowl, he's there every Thursday.

824
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:56,440
Speaker 2: Yummy, y hey, yummy, ye.

825
00:34:57,920 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 4: Say what's up, Yamy? You know what I mean, you're lawyer.

826
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:01,359
Speaker 2: I'm like, Kelly sent me.

827
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:08,440
Speaker 4: You've been served and it's just the receipt from the bar.

828
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:12,120
Speaker 2: It's hilarious, exactly.

829
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:15,879
Speaker 5: No, so so that's kind of how like a lot

830
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:18,239
Speaker 5: of not now you know, years later I get the

831
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:20,359
Speaker 5: co signed because I was just but but I'd also

832
00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:23,399
Speaker 5: give you know, free pro bono advice to artists there.

833
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:27,520
Speaker 5: I've been a volunteer lawyer with the Philadelphia Volunteer Lawyers.

834
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:28,360
Speaker 4: For the Arts. Wow.

835
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:31,319
Speaker 3: So you like volunteer with people who work in like

836
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:32,080
Speaker 3: the creatory.

837
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I started that.

838
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:35,120
Speaker 5: That was a long you cant talking about age, but

839
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:37,160
Speaker 5: that was eleven years ago. Was the first time I

840
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:40,279
Speaker 5: took my little hotline call and just someone needed an

841
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 5: hour of advice about you know whatever, I'm I want

842
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:45,640
Speaker 5: to come out with the sign a line of T

843
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:47,920
Speaker 5: shirts or I want to or hey, I need help

844
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:52,160
Speaker 5: getting out of this contract because I'm a small independent

845
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,920
Speaker 5: production company or theater company and I'm trying and I'm.

846
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:57,440
Speaker 4: Like, okay, I'll help you get out of it. So

847
00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:58,200
Speaker 4: it's just helping.

848
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:00,440
Speaker 2: Do you still do pro bono work yeah, with that

849
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:01,120
Speaker 2: high for them.

850
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:03,799
Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's now it's more supervised because I have

851
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:05,440
Speaker 5: to do it like as a you.

852
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:06,640
Speaker 4: Know, requirements for your license.

853
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:08,560
Speaker 1: But you know it's and m got a lawyer, but

854
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:11,160
Speaker 1: we could take some pro bono advice.

855
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:13,960
Speaker 5: As well, right, so I did that while I had

856
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:17,560
Speaker 5: my day job that paid the bills because also the

857
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:20,480
Speaker 5: artist friends usually you know, depending.

858
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 1: On you know, we ain't got the money now, but

859
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:23,680
Speaker 1: it's coming, girl, it's gonna come.

860
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:25,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're on the way to Bunny Hype. I'm like,

861
00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:26,640
Speaker 4: I want to grow with you.

862
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:27,120
Speaker 1: Right.

863
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:29,600
Speaker 5: The brand is strong. I love the band. I like

864
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:32,360
Speaker 5: what you're doing. I like the audience that you're serving.

865
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,480
Speaker 5: I want to grow with you. And so you just

866
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:37,719
Speaker 5: have to find the right lawyer that believes in you

867
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:38,759
Speaker 5: as much and you.

868
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:40,760
Speaker 3: Can work with the lawyer that we're working with currently,

869
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:42,839
Speaker 3: like legit, she believes in everything that we're doing.

870
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:45,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, shout out to Julie. Yeah, that's why we That's

871
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:46,239
Speaker 2: why we chose her.

872
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:48,600
Speaker 4: Julie Murray. We love her. She does great work.

873
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:50,360
Speaker 5: Like with lawyers or dof you gotta feel who are

874
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 5: you comfortable with. And also don't just call them when

875
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:55,120
Speaker 5: you're in a jam. You should keep them kind of

876
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:57,520
Speaker 5: a prize of what you got kind of cooking, you

877
00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:57,920
Speaker 5: know what.

878
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:01,880
Speaker 3: So I was at a Christmas party and somebody grabbed

879
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:04,400
Speaker 3: me and was like Marie, and I was like yes,

880
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:07,040
Speaker 3: and they're like Julie and I was like, Julie, who

881
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 3: and she's like your lawyer?

882
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:13,200
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh god, it was crazy. But

883
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:16,200
Speaker 1: we had only ever met her one time at the office.

884
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:19,239
Speaker 1: At the office, we always email her, We always going

885
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:20,640
Speaker 1: back if we talked to her all the time, but

886
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:21,200
Speaker 1: I didn't know what.

887
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:22,520
Speaker 4: She looked like work.

888
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:24,839
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, hey, Julie, and I think

889
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:27,880
Speaker 1: she was done up. Didn't she have like a different lipstickle?

890
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:29,480
Speaker 2: She also was drinking champagne.

891
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:33,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know in her hand. Of course, Lauras know

892
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:34,359
Speaker 4: how to drink.

893
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:34,600
Speaker 1: Yeah.

894
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:36,680
Speaker 4: That young job is hard, it is.

895
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:39,959
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, what's the hardest thing you'd say about

896
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Speaker 3: being I think.

897
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:44,200
Speaker 5: So I love being a transactional attorney. I never wanted

898
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:46,399
Speaker 5: to be a litigator. I don't like courtrooms. I don't

899
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:47,799
Speaker 5: I don't want to fight. I want to make a

900
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:50,000
Speaker 5: good agreement, so there is no fighting down the road,

901
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:51,200
Speaker 5: so no ammunity.

902
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:52,040
Speaker 4: So I like that.

903
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:58,120
Speaker 5: However, some of my matters are handling disputes and settlement

904
00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:01,600
Speaker 5: agreements and handling essentially like breakups.

905
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:03,080
Speaker 4: But in the business world, Oh.

906
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:06,279
Speaker 1: What's a really bad but good breakup that you've been

907
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:07,239
Speaker 1: You don't have to name it.

908
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:08,960
Speaker 4: Thousand can't talk about you.

909
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:10,120
Speaker 1: You can't.

910
00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 3: What's what's a what's a breakup that you were not

911
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 3: a part of that you saw happening, right like, because

912
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:19,719
Speaker 3: like companies break all the time. And then like, I

913
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:21,920
Speaker 3: don't I feel like Verizon just bolt. I don't know

914
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,759
Speaker 3: some like people buy things all the time, right like ya,

915
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:28,759
Speaker 3: what's a breakup that you feel like like made real

916
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:30,160
Speaker 3: big waves in the industry?

917
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:30,799
Speaker 4: How about that?

918
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:36,440
Speaker 1: That's a good question to me, my mic shut up.

919
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:42,879
Speaker 5: Let me think a breakup, I don't know, like a dispute,

920
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:49,120
Speaker 5: I think one of the latest issues and just respecting

921
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:53,520
Speaker 5: intellectual property rights and you know there's so much appropriation

922
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:54,279
Speaker 5: now that.

923
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:56,840
Speaker 2: Speaking to Kelly please well, I.

924
00:38:56,719 --> 00:39:01,560
Speaker 5: Got personally offended as an attorney onesday. You know, the

925
00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:06,000
Speaker 5: the gender people put their likeness on top of these.

926
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:11,360
Speaker 5: But the audacity of you to think that, you know,

927
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:13,400
Speaker 5: at this point, you know, you need to get a

928
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:16,280
Speaker 5: license to you someone else like you are a multi

929
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:17,840
Speaker 5: billion dollar corporation.

930
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:20,320
Speaker 2: They're like, oh yeah, Chris Jenner knows.

931
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:20,839
Speaker 4: So she knows.

932
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:23,759
Speaker 5: That's what the offensive part is that you didn't respect

933
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:25,200
Speaker 5: the estates.

934
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 1: And they're they're the Genners, they're the Kardashians, they could

935
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:28,759
Speaker 1: do what.

936
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:31,640
Speaker 3: I'm offended that you think that your face deserves to

937
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:33,120
Speaker 3: be anywhere near Tupacs space.

938
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:35,239
Speaker 4: Yeah. And I was talking to someone actually on my

939
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:35,960
Speaker 4: date last night.

940
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:39,640
Speaker 5: He's, of course I like it because he's he's Jewish

941
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:41,880
Speaker 5: from here, and I think I do better with New

942
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:43,520
Speaker 5: York guys because there's just more real.

943
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:46,239
Speaker 4: And he was on a date with a Jewish dude. Yeah.

944
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 1: Well, you notice that girls grow up to date, they fuck, okay.

945
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:53,200
Speaker 4: And I don't date it. I mean I date mostly.

946
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:59,200
Speaker 5: If I date white man, they're usually British.

947
00:39:55,840 --> 00:40:01,320
Speaker 3: Or like the International Bank said, or I Irish a couple.

948
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:04,560
Speaker 3: Did you listen to the episode where I kissed that

949
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:10,839
Speaker 3: Irish dude but ago but then it turned out Irish dude.

950
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,320
Speaker 2: I got real drunk. I probably that black dude.

951
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:15,040
Speaker 4: In my mind, it.

952
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 2: Was because I'm back to black edible.

953
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 3: No, this was so maybe this was like this was

954
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:22,279
Speaker 3: a couple of weeks ago. I was talking about it

955
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:24,719
Speaker 3: on the podcast. I don't remember who our guest was.

956
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 3: She went to Pride.

957
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:26,239
Speaker 4: It wasn't.

958
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:29,880
Speaker 3: I got real drunk and then I made out with

959
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:33,160
Speaker 3: the bartender, who was this little Irish man and then

960
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:34,880
Speaker 3: I saw him a couple of days later and we

961
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:35,640
Speaker 3: talked and he was.

962
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:37,759
Speaker 4: Like, no, we never kissed. You kissed somebody else.

963
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:39,359
Speaker 2: And I was like, and he still wanted to meet

964
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:39,880
Speaker 2: up with you.

965
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:41,879
Speaker 1: He still wanted to meet up with you even though

966
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:42,879
Speaker 1: you kiss somebody else.

967
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:44,000
Speaker 4: Kissing game.

968
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:45,359
Speaker 2: He was like, I would like.

969
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:48,759
Speaker 4: Her to do that on me. Whipsies.

970
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:50,920
Speaker 3: So okay, So you be date like you date like

971
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:54,040
Speaker 3: Irish dudes who are like from Ireland.

972
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:54,920
Speaker 4: There are a lot here.

973
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:57,399
Speaker 5: But when I was in the UK, I met a

974
00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:58,600
Speaker 5: great guy, you know.

975
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:01,839
Speaker 2: British you out here, Kelly. I love it.

976
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:03,440
Speaker 1: This is what that Harvard law.

977
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 4: Will get you in another country. I love it.

978
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:10,960
Speaker 5: No, but I think, uh, you know Americans have they're

979
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:16,239
Speaker 5: such just weighted issues around race and stuff. With the

980
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:19,239
Speaker 5: British folks, it's just less of an issue like white

981
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:19,799
Speaker 5: American man.

982
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:24,319
Speaker 4: Sometimes they always talking to you. You're so excited. Are

983
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:25,560
Speaker 4: you Asian? Are you then?

984
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:27,200
Speaker 2: But I'm like, let me here, look like you might

985
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:28,000
Speaker 2: be a little bit Asian?

986
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:31,040
Speaker 1: You do, I see it unless you've got a wind

987
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:33,520
Speaker 1: eye on you and I if you guys are trying

988
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:35,719
Speaker 1: to figure out what you look kind of like Carucci

989
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:41,799
Speaker 1: or light skin, Trina light, doesn't she look like the

990
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:44,120
Speaker 1: baddest because you.

991
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:45,200
Speaker 2: Know you do.

992
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 1: I've been sitting here trying to figre out how you

993
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:51,120
Speaker 1: look like and it's freaking Trina rock star. And I

994
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:52,799
Speaker 1: think she still has context in her.

995
00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:56,520
Speaker 3: But I'm glad that you like that because that's a

996
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:58,840
Speaker 3: couple of it. Yes, Kelly, what you doing after this?

997
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:01,799
Speaker 3: We should go and we should definitely go out. Get out,

998
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:03,319
Speaker 3: We get some drinks, I.

999
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:04,839
Speaker 4: Meet somebody with you two.

1000
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:07,359
Speaker 3: Absolutely, I mean not not the way I'm crump. Yeah,

1001
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:08,800
Speaker 3: I was like, not the way I'm dressed. Right, I

1002
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:10,520
Speaker 3: gotta go home and put on the face. Yeah, but

1003
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:12,920
Speaker 3: we can we can get done though. We definitely clean up.

1004
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:14,960
Speaker 3: You see our pictures on the Instagram.

1005
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:17,440
Speaker 5: When your pictures, I think you both were in the

1006
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 5: both you were together in Miami.

1007
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:25,520
Speaker 1: Oh yes, man were playing the middle.

1008
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 5: So I can never get too conceited because I always

1009
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:29,600
Speaker 5: have this to kind of humble me.

1010
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:32,040
Speaker 4: I have a thick medal girl. Look at the summer too.

1011
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 2: I'll just use the Marines apps. That's all I say

1012
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:37,160
Speaker 2: in the picture, and you'll be look at our abbs.

1013
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:41,400
Speaker 1: Look, I'm working on it. I'm working on I'm trying

1014
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:43,160
Speaker 1: to you. Are you here this weekend?

1015
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,200
Speaker 4: No, I fly at LA tomorrow.

1016
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:47,560
Speaker 2: Oh damn, we caught you just in time.

1017
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:50,040
Speaker 3: I've been here though, for you should have came to

1018
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:52,080
Speaker 3: my sister's boot camp on Saturday.

1019
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,840
Speaker 5: I've been looking so so I pop around all the

1020
00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 5: studios and then I dropped into a couple of gyms,

1021
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:00,319
Speaker 5: and in Brooklyn.

1022
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:04,120
Speaker 2: She's at the gym even when she's on vacation. I

1023
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:07,480
Speaker 2: need your life, That's what I need. So how okay?

1024
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:10,279
Speaker 3: So if I as a young and I'm listening to

1025
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:13,359
Speaker 3: the podcast as a young seventeen year old girl living

1026
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:18,800
Speaker 3: in Philadelphia aspire to be an attorney at like, what

1027
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:19,640
Speaker 3: what should I be doing?

1028
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:20,120
Speaker 1: Well?

1029
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:23,560
Speaker 5: Actually, so I also do a lot of mentoring with

1030
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:26,359
Speaker 5: young girls. And I have two mentees in LA eight

1031
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:28,719
Speaker 5: and thirteen year old. But one of my mentees I've

1032
00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:31,920
Speaker 5: had for seven years Chanelle. She's a senior in college

1033
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:35,560
Speaker 5: in Pittsburgh. I spoke to her class because the teacher

1034
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:36,680
Speaker 5: was in my gym class.

1035
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,040
Speaker 4: Black woman was like, can you speak to a class

1036
00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:42,120
Speaker 4: like a leading ladies class for whatever? Oh, that's great,

1037
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:42,840
Speaker 4: And then.

1038
00:43:42,719 --> 00:43:44,879
Speaker 5: I talked to just about you know what I did,

1039
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:47,040
Speaker 5: and then Chanel at the time, she was sixteen, and

1040
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:48,319
Speaker 5: she followed me.

1041
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:50,560
Speaker 4: Basically afterwards, was like, I want to go to law school?

1042
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:51,239
Speaker 4: Can you be?

1043
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:53,080
Speaker 5: And I've been her mentor now for seven years, so

1044
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:56,160
Speaker 5: one get yourself a mentor, like try to figure out

1045
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 5: and sometimes it'll just you know, she definitely didn't. I

1046
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:00,799
Speaker 5: didn't grow up, My parents didn't go to like I

1047
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 5: had to figure it out. But you have to start

1048
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:06,760
Speaker 5: seeing like who do you know that is even living

1049
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:08,759
Speaker 5: a life that you're like I want to do that

1050
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,759
Speaker 5: and not that, and then just you know, like reach

1051
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:14,600
Speaker 5: out tomorrow. Yeah, And it's hard because at seventeen I

1052
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:17,080
Speaker 5: always felt so limited as a kid, like I couldn't

1053
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:17,319
Speaker 5: wait to.

1054
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:19,160
Speaker 4: Be an adult, Like I couldn't wait to make frown.

1055
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:21,160
Speaker 4: I'm ready to be back to seventeen. Yeah.

1056
00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:24,480
Speaker 2: I definitely a cool twenty four for them, I'm back.

1057
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:26,480
Speaker 4: I'm cool with going back to like twenty two.

1058
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:29,680
Speaker 5: Yeah. I've also went to law school twenty one, graduated

1059
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:30,880
Speaker 5: twenty four, so I've been a lawyer.

1060
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:34,200
Speaker 2: I'm look at you like these are goals.

1061
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,920
Speaker 4: Cast that goals right now, Kelly, let's run through the resume,

1062
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:39,279
Speaker 4: do you guys? I mean yes, yes, yes, yes, but

1063
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:41,120
Speaker 4: we're doing. But I mean, look we're doing.

1064
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:43,040
Speaker 2: I'mware, let's say where we're go on a subway seat

1065
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 2: to look at lesbian.

1066
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:46,799
Speaker 4: Overall short because you know we're not doing that well.

1067
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:49,440
Speaker 2: I mean we're working toward we will one day. Twenty

1068
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:50,719
Speaker 2: eighteen is going to be our year.

1069
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:52,280
Speaker 4: You got not even twenty eighteen.

1070
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:55,239
Speaker 5: I first, I really see greatness with you too, So

1071
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:56,799
Speaker 5: I'm happy I speak on to Kelly.

1072
00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:58,200
Speaker 1: You know, let the listeners know.

1073
00:44:58,880 --> 00:44:59,760
Speaker 4: What do you see?

1074
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:03,160
Speaker 5: I told John, I said, no, those two that is

1075
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:04,120
Speaker 5: gonna happen.

1076
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:06,719
Speaker 3: You need to say yes, listen if you listen into

1077
00:45:06,719 --> 00:45:10,239
Speaker 3: the podcast and you won't speak blessings.

1078
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:12,640
Speaker 2: Yes, lay your hand on my shoulder and hit me

1079
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:14,160
Speaker 2: with obviously.

1080
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 5: Before the podcast happened, you know. So I was like, no,

1081
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:19,840
Speaker 5: I'm because I was. I've seen you guys and stuff.

1082
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:21,160
Speaker 5: You know, I scout comics.

1083
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:24,960
Speaker 3: Did you see us on VH one talking about black

1084
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:25,960
Speaker 3: female comedy.

1085
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:28,120
Speaker 4: I think I saw that. I saw a few of

1086
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:30,759
Speaker 4: your guys. We looked amazing. Yes we did.

1087
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:32,520
Speaker 1: I was very proud of that. And we did our

1088
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:35,520
Speaker 1: own makeup. Actually yeah, we I don't know if you

1089
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 1: do you do any television at all?

1090
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:39,919
Speaker 3: Like do you like when when you do stuff for TV,

1091
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,439
Speaker 3: do you like find that the makeup artists like are

1092
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:43,680
Speaker 3: good at doing your makeup?

1093
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:45,320
Speaker 2: Or like no, they're good at doing your makeup.

1094
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:49,520
Speaker 4: Oh, at this point, I know who's gonna do it.

1095
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:51,920
Speaker 1: You got some names, You got some names you can

1096
00:45:52,239 --> 00:45:54,719
Speaker 1: hit us with. Oh yeah, no, if they want to

1097
00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:55,759
Speaker 1: do some pro bono.

1098
00:45:57,719 --> 00:46:01,920
Speaker 5: Shout out to the Technique Agency. I have their artists

1099
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:04,399
Speaker 5: in New York and l A. I've used for clients

1100
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:08,440
Speaker 5: for Absolutely they're great, especially with women of color. Because

1101
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:10,359
Speaker 5: that's the thing. When I tried one of these, like

1102
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:12,640
Speaker 5: you know, makeup apps, I'm not going to say which ones,

1103
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:16,200
Speaker 5: and you don't get my skin tone because I look

1104
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:19,520
Speaker 5: like I have jaundice right now, and so I took

1105
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:21,239
Speaker 5: it all off and it's like I cause I can

1106
00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:25,080
Speaker 5: do my own makeup, so they sometimes, you know, knowing

1107
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:26,879
Speaker 5: how to do your own makeup is different than being

1108
00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:27,880
Speaker 5: a professional artist.

1109
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:32,479
Speaker 4: I respect the crowd makeup like my own. I don't

1110
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:33,279
Speaker 4: do anyone else.

1111
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:37,640
Speaker 5: So I have some technique and you see I Recommendique

1112
00:46:37,719 --> 00:46:41,680
Speaker 5: Camille or Killer Glamb. That's her name, Killer Glamb. She

1113
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:44,880
Speaker 5: did some makeup is perfect.

1114
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:47,319
Speaker 4: Makeup artists give you tips, Like I say, how did

1115
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:48,560
Speaker 4: you make my lips this supple?

1116
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Speaker 5: And she's like, oh, well, this is this nipple cream

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Speaker 5: from Paris that you use. And I'm like, what you

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00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:57,279
Speaker 5: know you find these tricks cream because it makes it

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00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:59,600
Speaker 5: supple like suckling.

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Speaker 1: It's called nipple cream sport, it's on nipple cream something

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Speaker 1: you know? Well, Kelly, find out for us. So because

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00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:09,360
Speaker 1: my lips we chapped and dried and super dry, so

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Speaker 1: help me.

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Speaker 4: There's a plumping gloss that I used.

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Speaker 2: To but my mother's already plump, you see.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I could barely speak extra my big as helps

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00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:23,960
Speaker 4: like like pillows, like a little little more little pillows. Kelly,

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Speaker 4: you're a freaking.

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00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:28,520
Speaker 5: I love makeup and I'd be a makeup or hairstylist

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Speaker 5: if I wasn't a lawyer.

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00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:31,799
Speaker 3: Okay, that was my next question, Yeah, make up more

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00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:32,520
Speaker 3: interested in that?

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00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:34,080
Speaker 4: What else would you do with that?

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00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:38,360
Speaker 5: I think I'd actually be in health and wellness probably, uh,

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00:47:38,719 --> 00:47:41,680
Speaker 5: you know psychologists.

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00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:43,719
Speaker 3: Really, so you would always be helping somebody somewhere, either

1137
00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 3: helping somebody fix their eyebrows or helping somebody fix their life.

1138
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:50,120
Speaker 2: Yes, you have the heart. I can feel your energy.

1139
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:52,080
Speaker 2: I could see that you're you're a good person.

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00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:54,279
Speaker 4: You know, everyone to thrive.

1141
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:56,680
Speaker 5: And happy people like successful people are happy people, and

1142
00:47:56,719 --> 00:47:58,480
Speaker 5: I want more people to be happy.

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00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:00,719
Speaker 2: Oh that is like number one goal.

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00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:04,440
Speaker 3: I'm all about happy of celebrities though, are not happy people.

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00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:05,520
Speaker 4: I agree with you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, why is that? Is it because the industry is wrapped.

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00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:12,480
Speaker 5: In your head and you're not present. I think you

1148
00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:15,120
Speaker 5: don't think about the big picture and you start also

1149
00:48:15,239 --> 00:48:20,520
Speaker 5: assuming the worst. And God everyone, whenever someone assumes anything, it's.

1150
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:24,920
Speaker 4: Always the wrong conclusion as well.

1151
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:29,319
Speaker 5: I always assume like you've wasted energy preparing for an

1152
00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:33,840
Speaker 5: outcome that didn't happen. And so No, in l A,

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Speaker 5: I think it's well the people that I don't know.

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00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:39,160
Speaker 5: I'm also from the beach. I don't go inland. I

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Speaker 5: my friends know this.

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00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:42,760
Speaker 4: I stay close to come to this party.

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00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:45,600
Speaker 2: And is it at a beach house?

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00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:53,160
Speaker 5: No, Yeah, that's for special people. But it's because it's

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00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:56,160
Speaker 5: because it's different energy though, and they have different you know,

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00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:59,120
Speaker 5: people move to l A for certain motives. It's just

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Speaker 5: you know, I don't LA. My parents aren't in the business,

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00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:05,879
Speaker 5: so I just stay. Also, I'm staying beach adjacent because

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00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:08,160
Speaker 5: that's where a lot of the startup and tech industry

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00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:10,759
Speaker 5: is silicon beach so what they call it? So I

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00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:13,359
Speaker 5: just but I'm just more of a beach by person.

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Speaker 4: I don't get. I don't like you.

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00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:18,240
Speaker 3: Sound real chill, You sound like you say like dude

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00:49:18,239 --> 00:49:18,759
Speaker 3: a little bit.

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Speaker 4: Maybe you say bro? Do you say bro? I used

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Speaker 4: to see Kelly, you're a beach person.

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Speaker 1: But do you put on a contour for the beach

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Speaker 1: or you're like natural?

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00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:29,200
Speaker 5: You know?

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Speaker 2: Okay, what's your what do your go to beach shades?

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00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:34,760
Speaker 3: Because I feel like you got some good I have four.

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00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:37,480
Speaker 1: Pairs of shades in my bag and they all have cases,

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00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:42,120
Speaker 1: right because I got four pairs too, but they they're loose.

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00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:43,239
Speaker 4: Sunglasses New York.

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Speaker 5: I have just this one big one that can actually

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Speaker 5: fit three.

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00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:49,399
Speaker 4: So I you have a case I can fit three sunglasses.

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00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:53,480
Speaker 1: Wow, Kelly, that's that's goals right there. I'm looking for

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00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:55,600
Speaker 1: a three and one gate case right there.

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Speaker 2: Everybody listening, I hope you all you can all aspire

1185
00:49:58,200 --> 00:49:59,080
Speaker 2: to be like Kelly.

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00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:01,319
Speaker 1: Because damn, you're like one of the best guests we've

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00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:03,239
Speaker 1: ever had. I don't even have any questions for you,

1188
00:50:03,239 --> 00:50:06,160
Speaker 1: but I know we had Donna rawlings here and then.

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Speaker 5: You like that was a good one. I've seen him

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Speaker 5: a bunch of times in La. Yeah, he's he's such

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00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:11,360
Speaker 5: a nice guy.

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00:50:11,719 --> 00:50:13,040
Speaker 2: He came and was like I thought I was gonna

1193
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Speaker 2: be the ashy expert.

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00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:15,200
Speaker 4: We were like.

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Speaker 3: Expert, right, yeah, but he came on and talked about lotion.

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00:50:19,239 --> 00:50:20,919
Speaker 2: But I was like, but you're actually right now.

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00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:22,920
Speaker 1: Yeah. He's like, you gotta heat the lotion up. You

1198
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:24,960
Speaker 1: got to put it in a sail.

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Speaker 3: I was like, wow, oil and then he puts it

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Speaker 3: on right out of the shower, but on like you're.

1201
00:50:29,719 --> 00:50:34,440
Speaker 1: Still dry, dude, your ankles like right in your hands.

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Speaker 4: He was a really nice guy.

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00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:37,279
Speaker 1: That so nice.

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Speaker 3: We need more people, So what's next for you? What's

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00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:42,719
Speaker 3: next for h Kelly Shapiro.

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00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:44,600
Speaker 2: I was gonna say DS, but.

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Speaker 4: This dentist, yeah, esquire.

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00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:52,479
Speaker 5: Well, I'll I'm in New York about half the time.

1209
00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:56,920
Speaker 5: I'm my coastal I just have you know my clients here.

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Speaker 5: Actually shout out to my newest clients. Stro Elliott, the

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Speaker 5: newest member of the route. So he's on the Tonight

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Speaker 5: show every night.

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Speaker 2: The roots for recruiting, I would have came to switching

1214
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:08,640
Speaker 2: out people. There's a lot of people in there, so

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00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:10,920
Speaker 2: you never okay, I would have came to it.

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00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:14,359
Speaker 5: He's an amazing He's an amazing You should check out

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00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:18,160
Speaker 5: his instagram because his work on the drum machine is sick.

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00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:19,000
Speaker 4: He's so talented.

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00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:20,839
Speaker 1: But when he has like a party or something, you know,

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Speaker 1: Invitus Kelly Kelly, just add us to the list. Yeah,

1221
00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:25,480
Speaker 1: just put us on the mailing list. We'll be out there.

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00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:27,840
Speaker 5: But I have DJ shout out to Regibes in Boston

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Speaker 5: ninety six point nine.

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Speaker 4: I have DJs here, DJ's in Philly, l A. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: wherever you guys are all yes, yes, and you.

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00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:39,240
Speaker 1: Know, you know, we have a good instant snap story

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Speaker 1: situation going on.

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00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:41,680
Speaker 4: So yeah, I don't.

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Speaker 2: Know if you saw us at the beach, but I

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Speaker 2: mean at the pool.

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00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:47,160
Speaker 1: But people were mad. I'm like, they were like, what

1232
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:47,680
Speaker 1: are you doing?

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00:51:47,719 --> 00:51:49,160
Speaker 4: What do you do? You work?

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00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:51,240
Speaker 1: Like, yes, it's their office.

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00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:52,080
Speaker 2: We're working right now.

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00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:54,800
Speaker 4: Yes, you you are working. We are working.

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00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:56,919
Speaker 3: I mean we're netbraying and getting trying to get people

1238
00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:59,040
Speaker 3: to buy his drinks. So what did you say, What's

1239
00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:02,960
Speaker 3: what's the next step? If you after everything that you've

1240
00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:06,360
Speaker 3: accomplished already and everything that you're working on currently what's next?

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00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 5: Oh, I really just want to be I don't know

1242
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:11,239
Speaker 5: if I have to be a billionaire philanthropist, but I

1243
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:13,560
Speaker 5: just want to do all like philanthropy by the time

1244
00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:15,560
Speaker 5: I'm forty, which is not too too.

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00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:17,760
Speaker 1: Far away, Like you got some time, Yeah, you definitely

1246
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:18,080
Speaker 1: have time.

1247
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:21,759
Speaker 4: Yeah. No, But I love doing what I do.

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00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:23,520
Speaker 5: I love being a lawyer for the clients that I

1249
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:25,560
Speaker 5: believe in, and I love protecting their interests.

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00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:26,839
Speaker 4: So I want to keep doing that.

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00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 5: They're probably less less disputes just because you know, that's taxing.

1252
00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:35,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, it gets messy. Yeah, and also you.

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00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:38,759
Speaker 5: Know, solving up someone's you know, their mistakes, it's like, well,

1254
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:40,720
Speaker 5: did you you know that can be a little taxing.

1255
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:44,040
Speaker 5: So I think I'm launching actually a company for one

1256
00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:46,759
Speaker 5: of my rapper clients, and then that's actually in the

1257
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:48,920
Speaker 5: medical device accessories.

1258
00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:53,400
Speaker 3: Doing like blinged out hard monitors.

1259
00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:56,360
Speaker 4: Not that, but you know we can talk alis.

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00:52:57,080 --> 00:53:01,920
Speaker 5: But that's just Also I love transitioning my entertainment clients

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00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:03,960
Speaker 5: into the startup and tech world.

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00:53:04,239 --> 00:53:06,000
Speaker 2: That's right, you were into that as well.

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00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:08,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, And I'm speaking on a bunch of panels as

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00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:11,560
Speaker 5: fall about women in startups, black and brown founders, festival

1265
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:12,719
Speaker 5: in Philly this October.

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00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:13,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll be there.

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00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:18,239
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, look, get on a Chinatown bus the ground girl,

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00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:23,640
Speaker 1: I got the funk walk connec Kelly, Where Kelly, where

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00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:25,319
Speaker 1: can people listening catch you?

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00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:28,120
Speaker 3: You've already mentioned your Instagram, but maybe reiterate, like, wait

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00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:28,760
Speaker 3: where you snap?

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00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:30,799
Speaker 2: Where you everything in your website as well?

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00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:35,200
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, well website is Kelly Dshapiro dot com. And

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00:53:35,239 --> 00:53:40,560
Speaker 5: then I'm Malibu Kelly on Instagram, Malibu kels with with

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Speaker 5: the s.

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Speaker 4: Just k yell as on Snap and you know Twitter what.

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Speaker 1: Kel shaphah shap it up?

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00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:53,560
Speaker 2: You know, hopefully people will slide in your d MS.

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00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:57,560
Speaker 1: Uh maybe you'll get some work from this by referral only,

1280
00:53:57,719 --> 00:54:02,080
Speaker 1: so like the Unoffice experts sent us.

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00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:06,480
Speaker 3: Okay, that's better than just like we were referred by.

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00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:08,720
Speaker 2: And I'll be like, I don't know what your niggas

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00:54:08,719 --> 00:54:09,120
Speaker 2: at all.

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00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:10,759
Speaker 4: I'm not really sure who that is.

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00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:14,040
Speaker 3: Okay, So, but then also, where can so you work

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00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:17,600
Speaker 3: with the foundation in Philly for like you do.

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00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:22,200
Speaker 5: Stack So I through them people, p v l A

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00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:25,319
Speaker 5: you just if you're in Philly, you just sign up

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00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:26,200
Speaker 5: to be a part of it.

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00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:30,200
Speaker 3: Excellent, Okay, we are wrapping it up y us on

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00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:34,600
Speaker 3: the Unofficial Expert or just Unofficial Expert on Instagram, or

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Speaker 3: you can catch me at rez r e e e z.

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00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:40,440
Speaker 1: Y and you could catch me at just sid BW

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Speaker 1: on Instagram.

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Speaker 3: Make sure you listen and comment and subscribe please and

1296
00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:47,480
Speaker 3: like if you want to be a lawyer when you

1297
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:50,160
Speaker 3: grow up, then you smarter than us because we're comedian.

1298
00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:52,799
Speaker 3: And make sure you go to Comedy Height for all

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Speaker 3: your comedy news and to listen to the podcast.

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much guys.

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Speaker 4: Bye step