1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:03,160 Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. Remember, if you have a dirty 2 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:04,880 Speaker 1: little secret, all you have to do is text into 3 00:00:04,920 --> 00:00:06,600 Speaker 1: the show four one O six one and you can 4 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:09,480 Speaker 1: tell us anything. Well, you can also tell us and 5 00:00:09,520 --> 00:00:12,360 Speaker 1: then we'll have you tell everybody else. But can you 6 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:15,240 Speaker 1: telling quite a few people? Yeah? At least five? Ye, 7 00:00:15,880 --> 00:00:20,079 Speaker 1: definitely more eight a couple of people. Anyway, we'll let 8 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:21,840 Speaker 1: you tell your dirty little secret on the show. And 9 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:24,000 Speaker 1: remember we keep you anonymous. We don't ever say your name. 10 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,520 Speaker 1: We don't even ask what your name is. That's why 11 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:27,800 Speaker 1: everybody gets an anonymous nickname when they tell us a 12 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:29,680 Speaker 1: dirty little secret. And on the phone right now, kind 13 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:32,240 Speaker 1: of cool. Jimmy Tabasco, the creator of Tabasco Hot Sauce. 14 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:38,440 Speaker 1: His name is Jimmyjimmy Tobasco is on the phone. What's up, Jimmy. Hi, 15 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:42,600 Speaker 1: love your hot sauce. Now, I'm really interested to know 16 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:48,000 Speaker 1: what your dirty little secret is. Well, okay, I this 17 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:51,400 Speaker 1: is this is pretty bad. I was mowing my lawn 18 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:55,480 Speaker 1: on the backyard and my kids were out playing their 19 00:00:55,520 --> 00:01:01,480 Speaker 1: young kids and oh god, I ran over a raccoon 20 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:04,800 Speaker 1: with the lawnloord. It literally just ran out ran over 21 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:09,480 Speaker 1: a raccoon. Yes, good, I mean, yeah, they're little crap heads. 22 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:12,600 Speaker 1: But how do you run over a raccoon, he shout out. 23 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:14,559 Speaker 1: I don't know. He must he just shot out into 24 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:16,959 Speaker 1: in front of my lawnloard. I went over him. That 25 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:20,520 Speaker 1: is impressive. That's awesome. I'm glad you did that. Raccoons 26 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:22,840 Speaker 1: are evil creatures, you know. I love raccoons. Yeah, they 27 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:24,840 Speaker 1: look cute, they look like little bandits. But there they 28 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:27,640 Speaker 1: all of them have babies. Yeah, that's amazing. They all 29 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:29,640 Speaker 1: have babies. And they lumber. You ever seen them walking 30 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:31,920 Speaker 1: down a city street. They lumber down a city street. 31 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:33,640 Speaker 1: And the only thing that should be lumbering down a 32 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:36,640 Speaker 1: city city street is a drunk almost person, and they 33 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:38,880 Speaker 1: should not be. And then like I used to live 34 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:40,400 Speaker 1: out this one place. Sorry to go off on a 35 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:43,480 Speaker 1: little rent about raccoons right now, but it's a very 36 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:45,640 Speaker 1: it's a sensitive subject for me. I used to live 37 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:47,480 Speaker 1: in this one place, and I lived in the back 38 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:49,720 Speaker 1: of this guy's house, right and I had to walk 39 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:52,360 Speaker 1: down a narrow pathway to go to work every morning, 40 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:54,880 Speaker 1: and there was a raccoon every single morning. At the 41 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:57,880 Speaker 1: same time I left would cross the street and go 42 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,880 Speaker 1: to a bush that was right where I had to 43 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:03,960 Speaker 1: walk by. Knew every and it was literally his morning routine. 44 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,800 Speaker 1: My morning routine were the same, and I knew he 45 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:07,280 Speaker 1: was in there just waiting to pounce on me. So 46 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:09,400 Speaker 1: those things are evil, yep. And he taunted me for 47 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:11,680 Speaker 1: like a year and a half. Oh my goodness, it 48 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:13,959 Speaker 1: sounds like you have some PTSD from that, maybe a 49 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:17,440 Speaker 1: little bit. So anyway, you are a champion of the people. 50 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:22,120 Speaker 1: And ran over a raccoon. Yeah. Yeah. So after I 51 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:25,799 Speaker 1: ran over the raccoon with the lawn more, my kids 52 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:28,400 Speaker 1: were like, oh no, like Mommy isn't hurt. And I 53 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:31,160 Speaker 1: was like, oh, yeah, I think. I think it'll be fine. 54 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:34,800 Speaker 1: I think she'll be fine, Like I don't think, yeah, yeah, 55 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:36,800 Speaker 1: like it's gonna be fine, even though like in my 56 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:43,280 Speaker 1: head like those raccoon's like toast. And so of course 57 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:45,720 Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell them like, no, it's fine, Like, yeah, 58 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:47,840 Speaker 1: I'm gonna take care of it. You guys, don't worry 59 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:51,080 Speaker 1: about it. And so I picked up the raccoon. I 60 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:54,480 Speaker 1: told them I'd be right back, and um, I went 61 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:58,160 Speaker 1: to the side yard where they don't go, and oh 62 00:02:58,280 --> 00:03:01,600 Speaker 1: my gosh, I put it out out of its misery 63 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:06,160 Speaker 1: with my shovel. Oh, like you are you? She runs 64 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:08,080 Speaker 1: it over with the lawnmower and then kills it with 65 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:10,520 Speaker 1: a shovel. What a bad day for the raccoon. It 66 00:03:10,639 --> 00:03:13,320 Speaker 1: was dying slowly, so like I had to take it 67 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:16,160 Speaker 1: out of its misery. My personal feelings about raccoons. It's 68 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:23,480 Speaker 1: an honor to talk to you. Well, so like anyways, 69 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:26,720 Speaker 1: they obviously the kids asked about the raccoon. Yeah, you 70 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:30,280 Speaker 1: know later on and so sometimes we'll see raccoons in 71 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:33,080 Speaker 1: our background. I'm like, oh, there there you is recovered. 72 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:39,200 Speaker 1: Oh my god, the raccoon. So my dirty little secret 73 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:42,400 Speaker 1: is that my kids don't know that I killed a 74 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:47,440 Speaker 1: raccoon with a shovel. I mean, it's like the worst 75 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:50,680 Speaker 1: way to go by lawn mower and then hit over 76 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:54,400 Speaker 1: the head with a shovel, right, It's one way to 77 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:56,760 Speaker 1: go out. Yeah, I mean, if you're gonna go out 78 00:03:56,840 --> 00:04:01,280 Speaker 1: Blades and Glory, Blades and vigil show. By the way, 79 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:02,840 Speaker 1: when we say you can tell a dirty little secret 80 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:05,080 Speaker 1: on the show, we mean it whatever it is. So 81 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:07,440 Speaker 1: if you're ating us or texting us at four one 82 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:10,200 Speaker 1: to sixth one complaining about what that lady did, that raccoon. Ye, 83 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:12,720 Speaker 1: not our fault. She did it. She just wanted to 84 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:14,080 Speaker 1: tell us a dirt little secret. You know how she 85 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:17,200 Speaker 1: could do that. That's her. Never we just allow you 86 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:19,000 Speaker 1: to say whatever you want to say. It's a judgment 87 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:21,520 Speaker 1: free zone unless you need to be judged. Yeah, so 88 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:26,400 Speaker 1: we judged her as well. But what's your dirty little secret.