1 00:00:01,080 --> 00:00:03,320 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:06,399 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for it today. 3 00:00:07,120 --> 00:00:09,800 Speaker 1: The subject is he's about to mess around and find out. 4 00:00:12,760 --> 00:00:16,560 Speaker 1: We'll get into that just a few It is time 5 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:19,239 Speaker 1: now for the nephew and today's prank phone call. But 6 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:21,959 Speaker 1: before we get to your prank, Tommy, we have a 7 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:27,520 Speaker 1: phone call for you. Check it out. I stay depressed 8 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:31,040 Speaker 1: because I always have problems. Looks like everybody else. My 9 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:35,400 Speaker 1: name is Darney shot a baby. Y'all. Prank calls are 10 00:00:35,479 --> 00:00:41,080 Speaker 1: so lavery. This did make me laugh at my worst times. 11 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:45,200 Speaker 1: I can't even understand how something can be that funny. 12 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:48,960 Speaker 1: I love y'all. Please keep it up because Baby dead 13 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:51,160 Speaker 1: and God is the reason that I am still here. 14 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:58,000 Speaker 1: Thank you. WHOA alright, alright, but we need to be 15 00:00:58,080 --> 00:01:01,040 Speaker 1: careful on this his show because that dude that called 16 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:04,440 Speaker 1: in is probably listening. And you said if it wasn't 17 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:07,720 Speaker 1: for the dog and God, you didn't say Jesus and 18 00:01:10,319 --> 00:01:12,640 Speaker 1: and he gonna have problem with this him. Now, y'all 19 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:15,560 Speaker 1: gonna quick calling in him talking about the Lord, and 20 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:18,560 Speaker 1: don't talk about everybody else because now we've been open 21 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:21,000 Speaker 1: it up to everybody that don't think person saying something 22 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:24,039 Speaker 1: too that y'all gonna stop calling in him and not 23 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:27,880 Speaker 1: talk about all the names you have the next caller, 24 00:01:27,959 --> 00:01:31,000 Speaker 1: don't mention y'all way gonna be a situation. Okay, him 25 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:35,520 Speaker 1: calling in and don't say Jehovah and and and watch 26 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:39,160 Speaker 1: what pop off? Okay, we keep on. Can we give 27 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:42,360 Speaker 1: up what she wants to prank call? Yeah, let me 28 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:44,200 Speaker 1: see if I can make it happy. We're gonna We're 29 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:46,200 Speaker 1: gonna pee on the side of a house right now, 30 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:49,760 Speaker 1: on the side of her. Hey. Hey, well, I'm trying 31 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:52,240 Speaker 1: to get her there. Let's go, baby girl, head on 32 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:57,400 Speaker 1: my house. Hello, I'm trying to reach your uh mister, 33 00:01:58,320 --> 00:02:01,440 Speaker 1: I think that's the name. This is this? What's this 34 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:04,640 Speaker 1: in regard to, uh, just about the air conditioning unit? 35 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:07,720 Speaker 1: You did some workoff force over on uh my household 36 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:12,160 Speaker 1: off street. Do you remember coming out there last week? Yeah, yeah, 37 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:15,400 Speaker 1: I remember, yeah, right, my Uh it was a lady 38 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:17,520 Speaker 1: that my wife. She let you in to come out 39 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:20,359 Speaker 1: right right. Their problem is the problem that is not cooling. 40 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:23,119 Speaker 1: No what no, no, no, no, it's cooling everything. Matter fact. 41 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:25,680 Speaker 1: I wanted to tell you, uh that you did you 42 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:28,919 Speaker 1: did a good job. But I got a question for you. Now, 43 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:31,320 Speaker 1: when you was at the house and you was working 44 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:33,720 Speaker 1: on the air condition out there in the backyard, did 45 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:36,880 Speaker 1: you did you happen to go on the side of 46 00:02:36,919 --> 00:02:41,440 Speaker 1: my house and pull out and use the bathroom right 47 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:43,680 Speaker 1: there on the side. Did you go then and you 48 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:46,799 Speaker 1: do number one on the side of my house? Well, 49 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:49,639 Speaker 1: what I'm saying is that my wife tells me that 50 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,799 Speaker 1: when you were there, that you you went on the side. 51 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:54,639 Speaker 1: She was looking out the winners. She said that when 52 00:02:54,639 --> 00:02:58,560 Speaker 1: you was there that you uh and went and used 53 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:02,639 Speaker 1: the bathroom on the side whole whole Old Wait a minute, 54 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:07,200 Speaker 1: I did what not to what? Right? You? You? You? You? 55 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,200 Speaker 1: And you did number one over on the side of 56 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:13,639 Speaker 1: the house? Not is that something that you did? Say? Man, Look, 57 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:16,440 Speaker 1: you got to understand something. Man, All right now, I 58 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:19,880 Speaker 1: apologize if that did happen, but you got to understand something. 59 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:22,919 Speaker 1: You know, we're downside, man, and you know we're talking 60 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,640 Speaker 1: eighty five, ninety and ninety five degree weather. Man. I 61 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:27,720 Speaker 1: got to stay high traded. I got to drink a 62 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:30,120 Speaker 1: lot of fluids. So you know, with me being the 63 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:32,160 Speaker 1: age that I am, I have to drink a lot 64 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:34,560 Speaker 1: of fluids and the tend to pass through once and 65 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:37,640 Speaker 1: once again, I said, our apologize. I understand all that, 66 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:39,880 Speaker 1: but you know what, I can't accept no apologies like 67 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:41,960 Speaker 1: that when I got a man this got on the 68 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:45,800 Speaker 1: side of my house. And then, man, I'm apologizing on 69 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:48,480 Speaker 1: you and you coming off on me like that. You 70 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:51,000 Speaker 1: didn't put you on the side of my house in 71 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:53,480 Speaker 1: front of my wife. I not looking at young man 72 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:56,640 Speaker 1: now if your ain't showed me it was really she 73 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:59,960 Speaker 1: needed to see some paper, because you ever really ain't 74 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:03,400 Speaker 1: doing something? You do that who you think you're talking to? 75 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:07,120 Speaker 1: You don't want watching me anyway? Do my work? What 76 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:09,000 Speaker 1: is she did? Hold up that she got to look 77 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:12,000 Speaker 1: at the home? Man? Look, look, look, all I know 78 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:14,640 Speaker 1: is I don't want no man at my house in 79 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:20,760 Speaker 1: the house, side of the house, backyard. Nothing but look, man, 80 00:04:20,839 --> 00:04:22,919 Speaker 1: let me tell you something, dog, let me tell you something. 81 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:26,080 Speaker 1: I'm the only person at my house. You understand me? 82 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:30,200 Speaker 1: Right as she out there looking at me, look at fun. 83 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:33,320 Speaker 1: I'm a professional. Okay, I do my job and I 84 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:37,200 Speaker 1: take my job with prime. Okay, it's not being professional. 85 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:40,760 Speaker 1: There's something that I did that's that water running through me? Right? Okay, 86 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:43,679 Speaker 1: But you don't you don't at no other man's house. 87 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:46,080 Speaker 1: And you' at my house and my wife's sitting there 88 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:47,960 Speaker 1: looking at you. I have to wonder I got a 89 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,800 Speaker 1: problem with that or what you need to come when 90 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:54,080 Speaker 1: your wife looking at me? That's what I did. You 91 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:57,120 Speaker 1: know what you need to be at home and give 92 00:04:57,160 --> 00:04:59,160 Speaker 1: me something to look at other than looking at me. 93 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:02,000 Speaker 1: You don't tell me what I need to do about 94 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:05,560 Speaker 1: my wife. You don't go to another man. Man. You 95 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:08,080 Speaker 1: know what I'm about to lose it all right now, 96 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:10,920 Speaker 1: You're what you're gonna make. You're gonna make me lose 97 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:12,720 Speaker 1: a quick. Let me let me get my death. Don 98 00:05:12,839 --> 00:05:16,440 Speaker 1: let me get my book, that's all. Yeah. I just 99 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:20,440 Speaker 1: right here, you damn right, and I'm got you what 100 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:24,280 Speaker 1: you know. That's im that's gonna show you what you 101 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:28,159 Speaker 1: don't said another man's house. You don't do that. And 102 00:05:28,279 --> 00:05:30,640 Speaker 1: people my wife looking out the window, and I bet 103 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:35,920 Speaker 1: you knew that them blinds was open. Young man. Nah, 104 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:40,000 Speaker 1: you hadn't me real up fit with these accusations, all right? Now, 105 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:43,600 Speaker 1: look and you had you had what it street? Now 106 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:46,360 Speaker 1: you are, you know where I'm at because you I 107 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:49,360 Speaker 1: will show you what I want you to bring your 108 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:51,880 Speaker 1: back over here. On feelings. What I know exactly where 109 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:54,120 Speaker 1: you said you did y'alls on that on that that 110 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:58,680 Speaker 1: gone on strength. I'm gonna come over and I go 111 00:05:58,760 --> 00:06:01,760 Speaker 1: hold that for you. I got something for you. Now, 112 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:04,880 Speaker 1: will you tain't me disregard my profsialism and I'm gonna 113 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:08,000 Speaker 1: come show you what being it was about. Look, man, 114 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:11,320 Speaker 1: what you don't do is at another man house and 115 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:13,200 Speaker 1: that's what you did. And you know it ain't called 116 00:06:13,279 --> 00:06:16,560 Speaker 1: for now. You could have held that apologize, man, I 117 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:18,640 Speaker 1: had to go. I told you I drink a lot 118 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:21,760 Speaker 1: of fluids in this heat. Man, what else do you 119 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:24,200 Speaker 1: want me to do? I want you to keep your 120 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:26,960 Speaker 1: fluor until you get to the service station down the street, 121 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:29,120 Speaker 1: but not in my backyard side of the house and 122 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:31,960 Speaker 1: my wife looking out the window. Man, you if what 123 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:34,720 Speaker 1: you're talking about, if I then I apologize to came 124 00:06:34,839 --> 00:06:38,240 Speaker 1: something in the hell with it? Look at you're gonna 125 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:40,280 Speaker 1: me off and make me do something up for I'm 126 00:06:40,279 --> 00:06:42,560 Speaker 1: telling you what to do. Man, I don't told you 127 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:46,279 Speaker 1: I apologize you and I would come on that kicking. Okay, 128 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:49,320 Speaker 1: So you take your dude, what let me tell you 129 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:52,120 Speaker 1: something kick you because it's from the edge of you 130 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:53,840 Speaker 1: while your wife is young, and I know you do. 131 00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:56,400 Speaker 1: You can't deal with no old school I can kill you. 132 00:06:57,160 --> 00:07:00,000 Speaker 1: You're gonna you're gonna get y'all today you had, Man, 133 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:06,960 Speaker 1: you're gonna get little three too. Come. Let me tell 134 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:08,960 Speaker 1: you that I got one more thing to say to you. 135 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:13,120 Speaker 1: What you're listening to meareak? Damn it that Nephew time. 136 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:17,320 Speaker 1: If this is Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, 137 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:25,360 Speaker 1: you just got trank by your boy name. You know 138 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:27,720 Speaker 1: what I'm gonna get with his He know I got 139 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:33,920 Speaker 1: hard computation. I don't need this my life, man, he said. Man, 140 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:36,080 Speaker 1: my boy be out there fixing air conditions and he 141 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:37,960 Speaker 1: does all there. He said. Man, let me tell you something, 142 00:07:37,960 --> 00:07:40,760 Speaker 1: he said, be frustrated to begin with, he say, begin 143 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:44,960 Speaker 1: MC call man because I got nine of ten mos too. 144 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:49,920 Speaker 1: Gotta do the date. Hey man, you a yeah, I'm 145 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:54,080 Speaker 1: might not in this few I might not new you 146 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:56,760 Speaker 1: and that Steve Harror from Dawn Fools in the morning. 147 00:07:57,120 --> 00:08:03,680 Speaker 1: I listen, y'all can't come morning man. I don't get people. 148 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:08,280 Speaker 1: Y'alln't got me with the same. Oh man, I enjoy 149 00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:11,200 Speaker 1: y'all show man, y'all keep the good gone work. I 150 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:13,880 Speaker 1: appreciate it. Man. I got one more question to ask you, man, 151 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:17,640 Speaker 1: what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio 152 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:25,920 Speaker 1: show in the land. Well, you know the mission accomplished 153 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:29,560 Speaker 1: mission com Yeah, Texas Truss, here we come. Me and 154 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:33,400 Speaker 1: Junior Boy Monique, Rodney Perry and Dominique. We will be 155 00:08:33,559 --> 00:08:35,559 Speaker 1: in the building. You don't want to miss it, Dallas. 156 00:08:35,559 --> 00:08:38,760 Speaker 1: That is April Fools Night, April Fool's Jam. This is 157 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:41,400 Speaker 1: number six and we will be in the building. Tickets 158 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:42,920 Speaker 1: are on sale. What they get the tickets at j 159 00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:49,600 Speaker 1: A XS dot com, a x S dot com. Stupid 160 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:53,560 Speaker 1: is on the way. Yeah, they get the tickets wins 161 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:58,120 Speaker 1: Apple x S Ray. So I didn't hear the X 162 00:08:58,679 --> 00:09:13,439 Speaker 1: like you said that. You know what what? No coming 163 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:16,800 Speaker 1: up next Strawberry letter subject. He's about to mess around 164 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:20,000 Speaker 1: and find out. Right after this, you're listening to the 165 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:21,600 Speaker 1: Stave Harvey Morning Show