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Speaker 1: The Jewels show on demand Jebils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up. You have a Dirty Little Secret? Uh? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: well we're a dirty Little show. So yeah, all right. Um.

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Speaker 1: Last summer I had a buddy. He hit me up.

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Speaker 1: He told me he had a double date set up,

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Speaker 1: two girls from out of town, out of the state.

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Speaker 1: He's like, I really need you to come and show

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Speaker 1: up so I can go out one of them. I

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Speaker 1: was like, I don't know, man, just out of a relationship.

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Speaker 1: I'm really not feeling it. And he's like, please please

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Speaker 1: tell Okay, so I mean him at the restaurant already,

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Speaker 1: I'm really just not vibing with it. But two girls

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Speaker 1: show up, They pretty cute, We have dinner, and immediately

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Speaker 1: I just can tell he's he's crashing and burning. They

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Speaker 1: asked his stuff like hey, like, so, what do you

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Speaker 1: like to do on the weekends, like for fun? And

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Speaker 1: I was in town from college, so I was like,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah. I was like, typically I'll go out on

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Speaker 1: the weekends with friends and party and they'll go Usually

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Speaker 1: I like to stay in and read or I was like,

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Speaker 1: oh dude, no, no, that's not what they want to hear. So,

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Speaker 1: you know, I let that glide. Then they ask what

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Speaker 1: do you like go to drinks? And first thing he

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Speaker 1: says is I like a glass of red wine. I

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Speaker 1: was like, Jesus man, I'm all for it, but this

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Speaker 1: is just not the vibe they're shooting out. So throughout

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Speaker 1: the night I could tell they weren't really interested. They

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Speaker 1: asked to go to the bathroom and he's like, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna go too. I was like, okay, before they go,

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Speaker 1: one of them get to my snapchat and they go

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Speaker 1: and he follows, and I guess the bathrooms are pretty

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Speaker 1: close because he comes back and he's like, hey, so

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Speaker 1: I could overhear in the bathroom they're digging one of

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Speaker 1: us not the other. And I was like, ah, okay,

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Speaker 1: so what do you want to do? And he's like,

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Speaker 1: you know, I think probably you haven't talked a whole lot.

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Speaker 1: Maybe maybe it's me. And he just let me over

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Speaker 1: and I was like, honestly, fair, that's fair man, all right,

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Speaker 1: you you can take over. I'm just here for support.

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Speaker 1: They come back and they're like, so what do you

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Speaker 1: want to do after him? And you know, it was

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Speaker 1: a Tuesday night. I was like, I don't know what's opened.

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Speaker 1: Two bars maybe. I was like, we can go do that.

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Speaker 1: So we get ready to leave. We leave and I'm

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Speaker 1: immediately on the phone by friends. He's behind me in

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Speaker 1: the car. I'm leaving the way and he I just

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Speaker 1: hear like a shout of no, just no. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: what's up. He's like, dude, they they they're canceling. I

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Speaker 1: was like what. I was like, no, they don't want

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Speaker 1: to go to the bar. And I was like he's

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Speaker 1: like no. And immediately I got a snapchat. I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I was like, I got a snapchat. I was like,

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Speaker 1: they're probably telling me they're canceling too. So I saw

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Speaker 1: I opened it and it's the address to their hotel.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, and he's like they canceled and I was

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Speaker 1: like yes, now I'm to go. Yeah. Well it was

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Speaker 1: in the opposite direction, so I was like, shoot, what

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Speaker 1: am I gonna do? So the high way and turn around,

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Speaker 1: and I guess he saw me and he's like, where

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Speaker 1: are you going? I was like, I left my card

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Speaker 1: back at the UH. He's like I'm gonna go with you?

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Speaker 1: Like no, no, no, please? Cool? Fine, So I turned around.

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Speaker 1: I go I text him too. I was like, so

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Speaker 1: I was like what do y'all want to do just

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Speaker 1: hang out at the hotel? And they're like yeah, And

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Speaker 1: I was like, well, I was like, my buddy, do

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Speaker 1: you want me to buy them too? They're like not really.

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Speaker 1: I was like, okay, I was like, that's fair. I

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Speaker 1: thought i'd asked. So I show up and walk in

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Speaker 1: and they're already undressed. Oh my god. I kind of

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Speaker 1: got the vibe. They were a little a little friendlier

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Speaker 1: than DA And you haven't told your friend obviously, No,

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Speaker 1: we just we just got back from out of the country.

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Speaker 1: I mean, how do you keep How was the three sum?

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Speaker 1: It was good and awkward at the same time. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it wasn't bad. I mean, had you had a three

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Speaker 1: Sun before that? No, dang, look at you like that

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Speaker 1: guy because a freaking address texted to him, yap shotted

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Speaker 1: to him and saying, hey, meet us here, and then

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Speaker 1: they opened the door and they're naked. That's good. That's

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying. That's why I'm saying, how do you

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Speaker 1: keep that a dirty little secret? Like I would have been.

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Speaker 1: I would have been snapping my friend being like, look, dude,

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Speaker 1: I lied to you, But look look why I lied?

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Speaker 1: Look at this also Alex always talked about karmic debt.

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Speaker 1: I think this was your karmic debt for being there

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Speaker 1: for your friend. You ended up being the only one

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Speaker 1: that got to sleep with the girl. I think it's fair.

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Speaker 1: I think it's fair. Man. Well, thanks for telling us

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret. All right, thank you. Then Jebel

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