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Speaker 1: for your phone tap. And today Brooke gets to live

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Speaker 1: out her ultimate dream. Just because she's old and married

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Speaker 1: in real life doesn't mean she can't hit out a

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Speaker 1: younger guy during a phone tap. I thought I was

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Speaker 1: summing in a pool full of wine. But okay, that

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Speaker 1: dream I got you. Yeah, Today she calls a young

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Speaker 1: stud who's been abusing the free Wi Fi at a

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Speaker 1: local coffee shop, and because of that, Brooke thinks he's

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Speaker 1: the ultimate bad boy. Oh wow, I'm just saying, Mama

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Speaker 1: like you. You hear how Mama gets her flirt on

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Speaker 1: with a man fifteen years her junior and your brand

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Speaker 1: new cringe e phone tap right now, it's another time

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Speaker 1: on the twenty. Tell me I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: I'm calling from coffee down on thirty first. I'm looking

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Speaker 1: to speak with Matthew p U. This is him. I

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Speaker 1: know we haven't spoken before, but my name is Tammy Barrett.

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Speaker 1: I'm the manager here. Hi. Hi, Sorry I should explain.

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Speaker 1: I got your number from your rewards account. Okay, you

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Speaker 1: regularly come into our coffee shop, correct, I guess so. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and you used to date Chloe, one of my baristas. Um,

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Speaker 1: that's something I don't really feel comfortable in answering. It's okay, okay.

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Speaker 1: She told me about it and said that it was

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Speaker 1: more of a casual thing and you two did stuff,

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Speaker 1: you know. Um, where's this going? I just wanted to

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Speaker 1: ask you if you enjoy getting free coffee from her.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. I think you do.

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Speaker 1: Chloe doesn't give you free coffee. I mean I mean

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Speaker 1: like sometimes, like not always, though, I don't know. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so Chloe gives you free coffee some of the time,

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Speaker 1: like it's not like every time. Well, besides the free

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Speaker 1: coffee kind of a big deal. But I'm more concerned

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Speaker 1: with the WiFi. What what? What? What? What do you mean?

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Speaker 1: We have a policy if you buy something like a

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Speaker 1: muffin latte. Yeah, cool, use a WiFi for a little bit,

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Speaker 1: that's fine. Okay, you're not buying anything. See, you're sitting

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Speaker 1: there for hours on your laptop, sucking up our bandwidth.

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Speaker 1: And that's what I have an issue with. What's your deal?

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Speaker 1: Why what are you talking about? Why is it every

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Speaker 1: time I ask you a question, you asked me a

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Speaker 1: question back. Have you noticed that? What's that about? No? Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't you're I mean, I don't know why I

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Speaker 1: have to answer your questions. And you're kind of coming

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Speaker 1: at me pretty harsh. Like I just go in there

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Speaker 1: time to time to like get a free coffee. Like

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Speaker 1: that's it. Like, I don't know why you're coming at me.

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Speaker 1: I'm not coming at you, Matthew. I'm just saying, are

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Speaker 1: you an honest person? That's all I want to know?

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Speaker 1: Am I an honest person? A good with the questions? Matthew? Jeezus? What? Sorry?

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Speaker 1: All right, Okay, hey answered the question. Yeah, I would

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Speaker 1: say so I'm an honest person. Huh, I would say

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Speaker 1: right there, that means you're a liar. What do you mean? What?

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Speaker 1: I don't know why you're on my case? All right?

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Speaker 1: This is really frustrating. It's not how I want to

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Speaker 1: spend my day. Okay, I'll level with you. The real

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Speaker 1: reason I called is that I recently broke up with

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Speaker 1: my boyfriend, and Chloe suggested you might be a good

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Speaker 1: rebound guy for me. What she told me that not

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Speaker 1: only did you guys have like fun, fun, fun, like

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Speaker 1: we were talking about, but when it comes to intimacy,

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Speaker 1: you're a real tiger. Oh my god. She did not

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Speaker 1: say that. She said, in reference to being a lover,

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Speaker 1: that you're adventurous, willing to experiment. I don't understand what's

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Speaker 1: going on here? Why are you calling? She told me

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Speaker 1: all about you, She said, you're playful but passionate. I'm

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Speaker 1: fashion it. Ah. I mean you could hear that, right,

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Speaker 1: you could sense it. I no, I can't. I can't.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to sense it. You didn't feel I felt.

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Speaker 1: I felt a spark between us. That's that's that's one sided.

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Speaker 1: I don't feel that. I looked at the surveillance video

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Speaker 1: of you in the shop the other day, and you know, overall,

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Speaker 1: I thought, yeah, could work, dude. Maybe we do stuff

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Speaker 1: for like a week or two, maybe less, maybe more.

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Speaker 1: Stop talking. I could be your watermelon sugar. Why didn't

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Speaker 1: you say watermelon sugar? You know? HI like that. I

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Speaker 1: am so freaked out right now that some old freaky lady.

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Speaker 1: It tell me she wants to be watermelon sugar. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what that means. I don't got one thing right.

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Speaker 1: You got the freaky right. I know whop doesn't stand

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Speaker 1: for waffles and pancakes. No, I wish I wasn't. I

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Speaker 1: wish I hadn't said that. I don't know. I don't

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you want. I don't want. I

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Speaker 1: don't want. I don't want anything to do with your wap. Well,

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Speaker 1: can I tell you that this is alid joke? Oh,

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Speaker 1: it's actually broke. I'm broke from the radio show brook

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Speaker 1: at Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing Come on? Oh,

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Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna get like lawyers involved. This

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Speaker 1: is Chloe from the coffee Yeah, I know Chloe for

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Speaker 1: the coffee shop. She's the one that told us you

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Speaker 1: guys hooked up and then you just come in there

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Speaker 1: now we could get your free coffee and Wi Fi.

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Speaker 1: What the hell are you doing, Matt? I just I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I felt like I could, I felt like

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Speaker 1: I could get away with it. I don't wake up

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Speaker 1: every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 1: Holly on ninety two point five,