Speaker 1: We're recording. Oh my MIC's not on. Hey, we're recording now,
Speaker 1: Well you should put them on quicker Burrow. Hello, Welcome
Speaker 1: to Serial Killers. Today is June twentieth. Yeah, it's Monday.
Speaker 1: It's June teenth. Technically, well this is the day we uh,
Speaker 1: you don't so we're observing it today, observed right, the
Speaker 1: day was the nineteenth. We'll get it wrong, Andrew Old. Please,
Speaker 1: I don't need my DM box filled up? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: please like you get that many dms in any event.
Speaker 1: Welcome to Monday, June twentieth, Scotty nineteenth. Scotty be here,
Speaker 1: Andrew there. And this is Serial Killers, the podcast where
Speaker 1: we talk about cereal and we eat it and we
Speaker 1: try it's coming. Oh oh hi, Nate, how you doing, buddy.
Speaker 1: I'll let you know when. We'll let you know when
Speaker 1: the Krispy Cream Cereal comes in. Here's Krispy Creme Cereal.
Speaker 1: Well it's only in Canada, but we can try to
Speaker 1: get a box. Really, yeah, why would it only be
Speaker 1: in Canada? Don't know Morton's thing. I know, I know,
Speaker 1: I'm not sure, but Tim Horton Cereal it doesn't exist
Speaker 1: anymore either, so who knows? Oh really yeah, so maybe
Speaker 1: one of our Canadian listeners.
Speaker 2: You know, you had a faux pas with your timbits
Speaker 2: on the Serial Killers instat Why technically you're not allowed
Speaker 2: Oh my god, look at my stomach in the.
Speaker 1: Video that's from the donuts dude, all right, technically what
Speaker 1: I didn't pour any cereal in the cup.
Speaker 2: You're not supposed to have a logo with the cup cup? Really, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that was one of the things that Mike the cup.
Speaker 1: I wasn't listening when he was talking about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he goes, that's why we did it, not in
Speaker 2: front of the backdrop, because we're not supposed to have
Speaker 2: a load.
Speaker 1: Shut up. Didn't know that. Yeah, am I troublated NHL policy?
Speaker 1: Am I in trouble? They may give you a C
Speaker 1: and D? Should I take it down? He doesn't know
Speaker 1: what that is. Yeah, C and D. No, I would
Speaker 1: leave it up and see if you get some more attention.
Speaker 1: I would just like some Tim Horton's donuts or something.
Speaker 1: I'll pass them along to you.
Speaker 2: No, their donuts aren't as good.
Speaker 1: They're not as good, but they're okay anyway. You're never
Speaker 1: a bothering and stop by and eat with us soon,
Speaker 1: all right? Take care anyway. So this is serial Killers,
Speaker 1: and can I make June nineteenth juneteenth? But today? So
Speaker 1: we observe it today? Yes, And now it's a holiday, right,
Speaker 1: so let's eat some cereal in honor? Yes, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it's not honor anyway. Listen, it's just serial Killers. We're
Speaker 1: here and we're gonna eat. Now. Here's the thing. So,
Speaker 1: you know, our friends at Maltameal sent us a box
Speaker 1: of cereals a few weeks ago, box of bags. I
Speaker 1: saw it, a box of bags. But you know, I mean,
Speaker 1: while it was kind of them to think of us,
Speaker 1: none of them were new. They were just like, hey,
Speaker 1: let's send you some stuff. And they sent us three
Speaker 1: bags of stuff we've already had. Yeah. So I was
Speaker 1: in the Walmart the other day and there were four
Speaker 1: cereals in there that said new flavor. Fine. All the
Speaker 1: other ones said new look, same great taste, because you
Speaker 1: know they read it all the bags and the little
Speaker 1: characters and whatnot. So there were four of them. We're new,
Speaker 1: we've already done. One it was the maple Waffle, which
Speaker 1: was the things, and so there were three other ones
Speaker 1: that we haven't eaten. So today is all new. Three
Speaker 1: brand new multimeal cereals three with four fingers. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: I know. Well, my pinky herts. Why I couldn't put
Speaker 1: it down? Why aren't you saving them? I mean, like
Speaker 1: one one one? Yeah? Well see that that was another
Speaker 1: complaint that I was going to make after this. We're
Speaker 1: out of new cereals. Have you seen the sockets empty?
Speaker 1: There's so many new cereals out there, but we can't
Speaker 1: get them because I guess we're not high enough on
Speaker 1: the cereal food chain to have them sent to us.
Speaker 1: And I should search log into the email. I've been
Speaker 1: searching high and love log in on the serial killer's email.
Speaker 1: Maybe Bill Johnson will send us some of the e
Speaker 1: and Johnson to settle whatever score you have. There's no score.
Speaker 1: I love him, he's he's a good guy. I love
Speaker 1: his video. You need a log in and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: put it on your phone. So this come. You just
Speaker 1: can't do it? Oh, just add it to my list.
Speaker 1: Just answer every email, get us the new cereals, make
Speaker 1: the videos recorded on this box, export everything, do everything,
Speaker 1: because when you go grocery shopping and pick up milk
Speaker 1: and cereal, that is more important than everything else. Well,
Speaker 1: if it weren't for that to be no podcast? Do
Speaker 1: you know how many miles I've driven to get those?
Speaker 1: You do instacart half the time when you're doing it
Speaker 1: false because you can't do separate orders like that. Do
Speaker 1: you do? You know that? The other day I drove
Speaker 1: to four different stores, two targets too walmarts to find
Speaker 1: new stuff and came up empty. Wow. Yeah, it's a problem. Well,
Speaker 1: save the multimeals, then space them out. Nah, this is
Speaker 1: going to be a multimeal episode.
Speaker 2: All.
Speaker 1: I never want to hear you complain. Then I never
Speaker 1: want to hear it. Well, because the only other stuff
Speaker 1: that we have is just some random name brand store
Speaker 1: brand stuff. So then I'm just not I don't even
Speaker 1: know where I can begin to list stand. I put
Speaker 1: these things together. I put these things together and then
Speaker 1: complain about it for entertainment value. So just cook down
Speaker 1: and well, let's eat lots of multi moochaut multimeal today.
Speaker 1: That's why maybe I shouldn't put you on the emails,
Speaker 1: because you'd be like, I'm the executive producer. You've been
Speaker 1: dealing with the assistant Andy. Yeah that's right, Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: Andy's the runner. Yeah, I'm the one who does ninety
Speaker 1: nine percent of the work. Oh, sorry, I would say
Speaker 1: it's seventy five percent. Once this thing, you know that's
Speaker 1: arguably wrong. Arguably Yeah, let's think about everything I do?
Speaker 1: Would you like to think about everything I do? Pick
Speaker 1: up the cereal and pick up the milk? No, do
Speaker 1: you want to dive further into this or should we
Speaker 1: just eat? Complain about producing the episodes, but you're doing
Speaker 1: three as a producer. Let's let's get into the mind
Speaker 1: of I guess the genius behind I would like to
Speaker 1: hear what all of these episodes would have sounded like
Speaker 1: had you put them together, had you chose where's the
Speaker 1: cereal sack? I'll easily do it right now, Where's where's
Speaker 1: cereal sacks? Not easy? Where's the cereal sack? It's a science.
Speaker 1: Where is it? It's right here? Great, I'm gonna look and
Speaker 1: I'll pick three cereals. There only are three cereals. Can
Speaker 1: we just eat? Seriously, you're such a jerk today. I'm
Speaker 1: not a jerk. I'm just calling you out. We're just
Speaker 1: calling out. We're equal partners on this seems like not
Speaker 1: so much to me. You know what you're really like
Speaker 1: at it today? I don't understand at all. All day today,
Speaker 1: even prior to this recording, You're just like, dude, calm down, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: people of the internet. If it is ten twenty one
Speaker 1: on Wednesday, June eighth, when we're recording this, if you
Speaker 1: can go to first of all, go to the Elvis
Speaker 1: Duran replay channel. Go to the Elvis Durand Replay channel
Speaker 1: and find the June eighth episode. You can listen to
Speaker 1: Scott have a tirade on the morning show that we
Speaker 1: both work for. I made a mistake. This is why
Speaker 1: you're man. I'm not mad at all. It's all trying
Speaker 1: to turn it and be like I've been happy and
Speaker 1: sunshine and rainbows because I'm pretending it's June twentieth when
Speaker 1: we recorded this. Andrew, this is all entertainment, Okay. Oh
Speaker 1: I know. I'm just saying, go back, folks and listen
Speaker 1: to the June eighth Elvis Durand Replay show. Go ahead,
Speaker 1: go listen to it. I made a mistake and everybody
Speaker 1: was yelling at me. Who cares? I admitted my mistake.
Speaker 1: I don't understand, but you know, when you admit a mistake,
Speaker 1: there comes with a little bit of pomp and circumstance.
Speaker 1: I just think that we're equal partners on this podcast,
Speaker 1: and you don't treat it that way. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You me most Oh my god, birthday cake Dino bites.
Speaker 1: What if that would have just knocked the iced tea
Speaker 1: over and smashed all over the board. What if that
Speaker 1: would have happened. I don't know. That would have been
Speaker 1: on you. Yeah, and then they would have actually no,
Speaker 1: I would have said, I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1: I accidentally dropped it, and I would have deleted this video.
Speaker 1: I don't feel like getting up so chocolatey colossal crunch.
Speaker 1: Look at that. I don't even know what this is
Speaker 1: supposed to be. I really don't. I think it's just
Speaker 1: Captain Crunch with chocolate. There's no such thing. So that's
Speaker 1: why this is awesome. Oh okay, I mean there was chocolate.
Speaker 1: There's a chocolate caramel Captain Crunch, but this don't know,
Speaker 1: don't even know what this is supposed to be. Normally
Speaker 1: it'll say if you like blah blah blah, you'll love this,
Speaker 1: and it doesn't say that so much game their own cereal.
Speaker 1: It's hot. No, it's actually not today, Andrew contrary. Mary Contrary. Mary,
Speaker 1: that's you today. You are contrary. Mary's contrary to the contrary.
Speaker 1: I didn't know I was sitting next to like a
Speaker 1: literary expert. Just call me Webster. Oh my god, we're
Speaker 1: fifty to fifty. Not the little guy from Webster, but
Speaker 1: we're fifty to fifty. This smells really cool, partners, but
Speaker 1: you're an idiot. Smell the chocolate in there smells great. Listen.
Speaker 1: If you don't want to do this, then I'll call
Speaker 1: someone else. Oh my god, you are so dramatic. I
Speaker 1: get excited for cereal. You're just a long for the ride.
Speaker 1: I thought we were in fifty to fifty. That's what
Speaker 1: I saw a partner. You were like, great, you are
Speaker 1: share some excitement in cereal? Can I smell it again again? Chocolate?
Speaker 1: He said, his overpowering I love it. There we go.
Speaker 1: See this is the best city I'm ever gonna have.
Speaker 1: Bill Johnson's rolling his eyes and say, can you guys
Speaker 1: just get along and get to the cereal. He is
Speaker 1: so hot in here, I am sweating. I had to do.
Speaker 1: You know what the handprint on my back is gonna
Speaker 1: look like from that. Please, I'll show it at the
Speaker 1: end of the episode. Good anyway, Farmland Dairy's whole milk today,
Speaker 1: which is gonna be really good with the chocolate cereal. Now,
Speaker 1: this really just looks like some sort of chocolate cap'n crunch.
Speaker 1: The not chocolate pieces look like cap'n crunch. Here's your spoon.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Do you want to comment on my posture
Speaker 1: of holding this? I'm very intrigued. Shut up, don't hold
Speaker 1: it like that. And the chocolate smells like coca pebbles
Speaker 1: And can you tell me why, Andrew? Because it's the
Speaker 1: same company. Thank you?
Speaker 2: M M.
Speaker 1: Looking very good. That's delicious. I don't got enough excitement.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it's supposed to be here. I'll
Speaker 1: try again, which's good? Wow, we cause damn, that's delicious. Okay,
Speaker 1: now think about cocoa pebbles if they were puffs, because
Speaker 1: that's what these puffs taste like. This is this is
Speaker 1: my ballworthy? I think so as well? Wow, like people
Speaker 1: should the big company that owns Maultimeal should take note?
Speaker 1: What company is that post? Very good? You were just waiting.
Speaker 1: You were chomping at the bit, as the British people
Speaker 1: would say, right or Americans who says chopping at the
Speaker 1: bit in the United States? That's how often do you
Speaker 1: use that phrase? I've said it and I've heard it
Speaker 1: a lot. Dude, Why is a British phrase? Why are
Speaker 1: you doing this? You cannot be actually trying to make
Speaker 1: me seem like the crazy one. I sit down and
Speaker 1: I say one thing and you go no, that is
Speaker 1: that how it said? No, you don't have enough excitement. No,
Speaker 1: you can answer the emails. I have a feeling that
Speaker 1: people will come to my defense. I don't know what's
Speaker 1: going on with you today. Well, why don't I check
Speaker 1: the YouTube comments. We look at a lot of comments there.
Speaker 1: You make it seem like we get hundreds anyway, maultimeal chocolate,
Speaker 1: Colossal crn Cereal five balls, five balls all around. This
Speaker 1: is really good. Wow, amotas like a cookie crush a
Speaker 1: little bit. You're right. I love it. You're right, different company,
Speaker 1: But you're right. What I'm just merely stating a fact.
Speaker 1: I wasn't what what I wasn't saying anything derogatory toward you.
Speaker 1: Not derogatory. It's just I feel you have a constant
Speaker 1: need to just if you hear something, just whatever is
Speaker 1: in your brain at that moment. Isn't that the way
Speaker 1: life works? God? Do you may get the bag that
Speaker 1: I threw on the floor. No, we'll do that one last. Okay,
Speaker 1: that was good. Let's stay on the cap'n crunch tip
Speaker 1: because here's another new one from maltameal berry bunch Crunch.
Speaker 1: So it's just oops all berries cereal? Oops all berries?
Speaker 1: How do you remember oops all berries cereal? Because it's
Speaker 1: right behind you. No it's not. It is where right there?
Speaker 1: Small berries? Where the blue box? Buddy? Is the cotton
Speaker 1: candy crunch one? No? Where? Smell it? Now? Where is it?
Speaker 1: Smell it? Ough? What do we know that smells like
Speaker 1: cotton candy? No it doesn't. It smells berryish. Andrew, we
Speaker 1: finished the box and it's flattened, and it's over there.
Speaker 1: Cut it out. But it's still no, no, no, what
Speaker 1: it's still behind us. It's in the stack of flattened box.
Speaker 1: You pointed people on the videos, I couldn't reach back
Speaker 1: when there are twelve minutes into this, come to my defense.
Speaker 1: You saw him point here. Can we take a break,
Speaker 1: We'll be back. I can't believe that that's insane. Right
Speaker 1: after this, everybody, why didn't that hole, buddy. All right,
Speaker 1: berry bunch crunch from maltameal ready, what's the matter with you?
Speaker 1: Does this happen on the Spanglish podcast? No? Because why
Speaker 1: because they talk about other things. We're supposed to talk
Speaker 1: about cereal. But in between you just little needles. I
Speaker 1: heard your phone buzz? Why did you? How do you
Speaker 1: not notice? You're crazy? See? Now? I like this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it is naturally and artificially flavored. I don't know if
Speaker 1: i'd want to eat like this whole cup though, delicious,
Speaker 1: really sweet. Yeah, I would give this four bowls and
Speaker 1: a spoon. Okay, sorry, I'm gonna give it four bowls
Speaker 1: in a spoon because it tastes like crunch berries. But
Speaker 1: I wish it had the parts from the cocoa cereal
Speaker 1: that we just had a Gonna give it three balls
Speaker 1: in a spoon because I'm not a massive fan of
Speaker 1: crunchberry cereal. But I do like this because it's the
Speaker 1: oops all berries rip off. So which is right there? Right?
Speaker 1: It's back there in the flatten box section. I went
Speaker 1: like this. You didn't. It's on video. That's fine, you idiot.
Speaker 1: I don't care. Yeah, I don't care. But the minute
Speaker 1: I would say something. Why are you being mean today?
Speaker 1: What's going on? I just think that you're a little
Speaker 1: little hyper. You're a little bit hyped up today because
Speaker 1: you're getting me hyped, like like you're on speed. I'm
Speaker 1: on speed. Yeah. You. It's a good thing that I
Speaker 1: ordered the Nancy Reagan stamps. It's a good thing. By
Speaker 1: the way. People that don't know what that's all about.
Speaker 1: It has nothing to do with being political. It's just
Speaker 1: Andrew making fun of me. It is poor victim. Just
Speaker 1: say no, Victim Scott, say no, poor Victim Scott. Are
Speaker 1: you gonna never smoke the WICKI a you're gonna cut
Speaker 1: me potentially? All right? You're for the next one that's
Speaker 1: on the floor that I have to get off to
Speaker 1: get that you fee Oh my god, you're such a martyr.
Speaker 1: I am, I am? You just I think you're bullying
Speaker 1: me today. I will I I wish that I had
Speaker 1: a Oh there is a bell, hope, see, don't don't
Speaker 1: with the bell. And every time I feel you're being
Speaker 1: a jerk, I'm gonna bring the bell. An angel gets
Speaker 1: its wings? What's that from the Pita peta? It's a
Speaker 1: wonderful life, isn't it? Oh, have you ever seen a
Speaker 1: biblically accurate angels? Look like? No, they're terrified. Do they
Speaker 1: have wings as well? They have like forty two different eyes.
Speaker 1: They're terrifying looking. Biblically accurate angels were so scary that
Speaker 1: you couldn't look at them for long. Hm. Look it
Speaker 1: up folks if you're wait, why have you seen this?
Speaker 1: Because I saw it on Reddit they were like, oh,
Speaker 1: biblically accurate angels, and then I looked into it and yeah,
Speaker 1: they're terrifying. They're all scary. Birthday cake Dino bite cereal
Speaker 1: from Multimeal What would his name be? Monime's tired ted
Speaker 1: because I'm going for flintstones, Bob. See, there's a there's
Speaker 1: a tie in actually because again Multimal made by post
Speaker 1: Post makes the the pebbles. Yeah, pebble cereal. So these
Speaker 1: are pebbles basically pebbles because birtha company. Yes, but they
Speaker 1: don't make those anymore. A pink box. Um, yes, no,
Speaker 1: they came in a tealbox. They did. I don't we
Speaker 1: don't have those are not back there, but they did.
Speaker 1: They came in a tealbox. You don't have the flattened box.
Speaker 1: Some places we probably do, because once the cereal either
Speaker 1: goes terribly bad or we finished the box, I flatten them.
Speaker 1: Hm hmm are you texting? Uh? It was a teal box,
Speaker 1: damn it being wrong, but I'll admit it here trying
Speaker 1: to check the serial champion. Nice chack. No, Look, I
Speaker 1: make mistakes. Everyone makes mistakes. Oh, yes they do, Andrew.
Speaker 1: We've been through that, your sister and your brother, and
Speaker 1: your dad and mother too. How do you reload one
Speaker 1: of these? You just you have to open it this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you take that off and you put a new blade in.
Speaker 1: How long have you had this? It's been quite a while.
Speaker 1: Every once in a while I'll snap off of section
Speaker 1: so it's nice and sharp. You're ready because this looks old? Okay,
Speaker 1: and so do you? But keep you around?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: I love that you say? What after you say? I
Speaker 1: truly don't know if you catch it? No I do.
Speaker 1: This is a comedy show. That was a joke. You're ready?
Speaker 1: Aren't we in the comedy category? I don't know. Shouldn't
Speaker 1: you know where we are? That's part of your job.
Speaker 1: I have my there's my tasks, and you have yours. Yeah? Ready, one, two, three? Hmm.
Speaker 1: It is really good. It doesn't change my birthday cake
Speaker 1: because I don't believe birthday cake causel flavor super size. Great?
Speaker 1: What happened now there's no, there's no stevia. What happened? Why?
Speaker 1: How could you say?
Speaker 2: Mm?
Speaker 1: And then no? It has a minty taste mint. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm gonna give it three bowls. We'll
Speaker 1: time your birthday cake Dino bites. I don't think I
Speaker 1: like the aftertaste on that one. It's got a yeah,
Speaker 1: it's chemically I'm giving it four balls. I don't taste that,
Speaker 1: not for me, but that's fine. I like it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you for being here today, Andrew. I'm trying to
Speaker 1: figure out what that taste is. It's artificial birthday cake flavor.
Speaker 1: Hm hmm right, no, because birthday cake flavors are like
Speaker 1: vanilla e or. I don't know this, something's up. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I really like it. That's good. Pebbles are
Speaker 1: like the top of my list, and these are kind
Speaker 1: of real pebbles because I bet they're made on the
Speaker 1: same machine that pebbles are made on. I gotta tell
Speaker 1: you for they there I go. I said my phrase.
Speaker 1: See I didn't even catch it. You called yourself out
Speaker 1: on this cereal the first one we did. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: ceial makers better get into that because it's a genius idea.
Speaker 1: But I mean, basically, it's Captain Crunch. So the only
Speaker 1: other serial maker that can do this is who the
Speaker 1: Captain Crunch cereal maker that is? That's uh, no, General Mills. No,
Speaker 1: it sure isn't a post. It's not a general post.
Speaker 1: Your dad Quaker? Yeah, huh? Who knew that Quaker made cereal?
Speaker 1: Who knew? Thank you so much for listening to this
Speaker 1: episode of Serial Killers. We promised to do better next week.
Speaker 1: What did we do wrong? But I'm not sure what
Speaker 1: the next new cereal is going to be because between
Speaker 1: now and then, what did we do wrong? I don't
Speaker 1: know what. You're ringing bells and stuff, dingling ling, Ready
Speaker 1: you keep ring.
Speaker 2: Ring?
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Speaker 1: we have shirts, get them. Yeah, I can't get enough
Speaker 1: of this? Which one the thing, the fake Cap'ain Crunch,
Speaker 1: It was so good I have to say they Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a that's it's an interesting idea on a cereal
Speaker 1: that should probably exist already, cookies and cream, cap and Crunch.
Speaker 1: This is not that I'm saying. They could call it that, Andrew,
Speaker 1: we have the caramel chocolate, I know, like the caramel one.
Speaker 1: I bet it's almost the same. It's better. Yeah, that's better.
Speaker 1: But Captain Crunch would call it just milk and cookies,
Speaker 1: cap and Crunch. I don't know where that name would fit.
Speaker 1: I just don't. It has the chocolate, so every cereal
Speaker 1: has milk. I don't understand. What are you saying, there's cookies,
Speaker 1: it's chocolate balls with Captain Crunch pieces. What Why? Why
Speaker 1: do you so frustrated? Why? Because when you phrase the
Speaker 1: question instead of saying, hmm, that's an interesting taste profile,
Speaker 1: could you explain it further, it's I don't taste it.
Speaker 1: I don't taste it. There's a cream, I don't taste it.
Speaker 1: Thank you for well on Wednesday with an all new
Speaker 1: bowl Chap and then Monday with new cereal which I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have to find somewhere and uh no, I'll go
Speaker 1: drive to I'll drive to a bunch of stores and
Speaker 1: try to find some new stuff. While you're home with
Speaker 1: your feet up doing your podcast editing. Okay, see we
Speaker 1: both do things. We both What I'm trying to say
Speaker 1: is we both do things for this podcast. Yes, say
Speaker 1: Crunch Andrew courage, Crunch not taking you home today? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't need a ride. Good