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Speaker 1: Ladies and Gentstice is the moment you've waited for. The

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show is here. Get your butt at the front door.

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Speaker 1: We are super villains ready to overtake the world, and

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Speaker 1: we're gonna do it in style. It's time for the

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Speaker 1: best Ready go You've heard in a while, the Jews Show.

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Speaker 1: Not everybody has the luxury of sitting at their desk

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Speaker 1: with their bare feet in a bowl of steaming hot

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Speaker 1: oat meal, and that's what I'm doing right now. It's

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Speaker 1: a Jewel Show because it makes me happy. You're a

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Speaker 1: lucky guy, and Monday is over, so we need to

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Speaker 1: figure out how to make this week a little happier

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Speaker 1: until we get to Friday. And don't worry about it.

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Speaker 1: We've got you covered because according to people in lab coats, scientists, yeah,

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Speaker 1: doing some sciencing like they like to do. They love

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Speaker 1: getting together and doing sciencing. We know, but they released

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Speaker 1: a new study of things that are guarantee guarantee med

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Speaker 1: guarante garantee mead. I am not one of those scientists

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Speaker 1: because to me, the word guaranteed looks like guarantee need. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: these things are guarantee need to make you happier and

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Speaker 1: under ten minutes. Here they go, we'll go down and

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Speaker 1: see if these things would make you, guys happier. Scientists

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Speaker 1: say that messaging someone you know is guaranteed to make

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Speaker 1: you happier in under ten minutes. Yeah, it says, reach

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Speaker 1: out to someone you haven't spoken to in a while,

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Speaker 1: even if it's just to send them a funny photo

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Speaker 1: or a fun memory that you had, Oh remember this

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Speaker 1: time five years ago. This is the list of things

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Speaker 1: that scientists say will make you happier in under ten minutes.

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Speaker 1: Apparently messaging someone you know one out of three people,

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Speaker 1: because English haven't said that would make him happier. They say,

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Speaker 1: reduce stress. Is that kind of like, because when I

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Speaker 1: But I just don't do it because I apparently I

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Speaker 1: Everything like a teenager. Yeah, I am. I wouldn't know

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Speaker 1: what I would do if I had to share. Actually,

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Speaker 1: I think to him counter day the other day, Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, I found a magnifying glass on the side

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Speaker 1: of on my bathroom counter. Why do you I don't

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Speaker 1: know where I got it. Again, I'm like a thirteen

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Speaker 1: I started pulling out hair. This is a great story.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, look at you. What's the stuff called.

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Speaker 1: It's called sea boom? Look at your sea bom? Have

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Speaker 1: microscope that crabs? Do you have? No? No, it's like

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Speaker 1: It's not skin. It's like it's like a oil did debris.

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Speaker 1: It's like a it's your hair follicle. Alex and I

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Speaker 1: the root and the hair roots. So also sea bum.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, we're out of time to go over

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Speaker 1: the rest of the things that I'll make you happy

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Speaker 1: another one that's obvious, the Jubil Show on Demand. It's

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Speaker 1: another Jubil phone frame. Hello, it was up, cuz who

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Speaker 1: what's up? Okay? Hi? Hi? So like, um, you're hot.

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Speaker 1: swipe because it's not tender, because you know, I'm tender,

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Speaker 1: just wanted to hit you up. What, No, this is gross, Honestly,

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Speaker 1: that's weird and disgusting. Okay, but don't you think it

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Speaker 1: would be like a little cool though if we dated. No,

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Speaker 1: I no, really not at all. But like, think about

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Speaker 1: the headlines. Headlines. What do you mean headlines? Yeah, like

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Speaker 1: can tell you're not really feeling me, and I'm feeling you,

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Speaker 1: and that's fine. Like family members don't always get along.

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Speaker 1: and like we could make headlines and it's like, hey,

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Speaker 1: Internet popular and like we'd have love. We wouldn't have love, Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: then we'd be Internet famous at least, right, I don't

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Speaker 1: then I'll just tell you it's a prank phone call

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Speaker 1: away forever. Oh my god, this is actually Jewel from

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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show doing a phone prank. Can you and

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Speaker 1: your sister set you up? Because she said you've been

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Speaker 1: obsessing about your twenty three am results? Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I'm never telling her anything ever again. You're sure you

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Speaker 1: don't want to date your cousin? He sounds super cool.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure wake up every morning with Jubil phone pranks.

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Speaker 1: We'd say mornings on the twenties the Jewbil Show on demand,

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Speaker 1: Jebils dirty little Secret, Alex, do you have a name

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Speaker 1: for the dirty little secret? Um normally do, but sure

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Speaker 1: I can think of something, but it's surprised you. So

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Speaker 1: Well today, you know this person thing actually you know

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Speaker 1: this really I don't know. It's not a person. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you tell me what it is. It's Jojo the famous

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Speaker 1: dolphin from Turks and Caicos. Oh wow, Jojo the famous Dolphin.

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Speaker 1: There's a dolphin and Turks and Caicos. It's where Jubile

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Speaker 1: and I got took our honeymoon. We're married, by the way,

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Speaker 1: Like it goes behind the wake and just like doesn't

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Speaker 1: And it's pretty cool. Yeah, Jo has its own Instagram,

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Speaker 1: it does, is it at Jojo the Dolphin. Yeah, Jojo

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Speaker 1: see you again, Jojo the Dolphin. Am I Jojo the Dolphin? Yes,

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Speaker 1: you are nice to see You can figure where this

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Speaker 1: dolphin thing was going on? My Jojo the Dolphins. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I bet you the other Jojo the dolphin asked himself

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Speaker 1: that every day too like wakes up and goes, am,

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Speaker 1: I Jojo that I am Joe the Dolphins. Yes, Jojo Joe.

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Speaker 1: But what's your dirty little secret? Well, I Jojo the dolphin.

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Speaker 1: Um am also a trial lawyer. UM's pretty good degree. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: It's Lario Ilario is excite to create love, dance, wedding

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Speaker 1: That has nothing to do with the colors you chose, Ilario.

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Speaker 1: do think you should think about the whole funeral wedding thing.

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Speaker 1: I like the theme No no, no, wake up every

418
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Speaker 1: morning with Jubil phone pranks The Jubil Show on demand.

419
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:05,240
Speaker 1: It's time four of the Roses, only on The Jebel

420
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Speaker 1: Show and only on the New Hits one six point one.

421
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:11,680
Speaker 1: Never know how you could get caught cheating or doing

422
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:14,040
Speaker 1: something wrong, because it could be in a way that

423
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:15,840
Speaker 1: you would never even think about. Like today, for more

424
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:17,520
Speaker 1: of the roses to catch a cheater, Marissa is on

425
00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:20,240
Speaker 1: the phone and she thinks her husband Luke of three years,

426
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:24,800
Speaker 1: might be at least doing something shady with another woman.

427
00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:29,119
Speaker 1: Because I'll let her tell it, Marissa was up, Hey, guys,

428
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:32,720
Speaker 1: how are you? Hey? All right? How are you? Yeah?

429
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:36,399
Speaker 1: How are you doing? Well? I don't know yet, but

430
00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:39,960
Speaker 1: at the moment, I'm at a lost for words. Let's

431
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,800
Speaker 1: just put it that way, all right. So I found

432
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:44,120
Speaker 1: your email really interesting. And the reason that you think

433
00:23:44,119 --> 00:23:46,600
Speaker 1: your husband might be seeing someone else, why don't you

434
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:48,840
Speaker 1: just tell everybody what your email said, because I like,

435
00:23:49,119 --> 00:23:52,680
Speaker 1: there's a crazy way to get caught cheating if he is. Yeah,

436
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:55,360
Speaker 1: it's kind of like that whole Big Brothers always watching

437
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:59,560
Speaker 1: kind of thing. So basically, I mean, you know how

438
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:02,680
Speaker 1: sometimes it's not every light, but its main intersections. They'll

439
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:06,359
Speaker 1: have the cameras on the you know, the traffic lights

440
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:09,719
Speaker 1: or whatever. Huh. Well, I got a ticket in the

441
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:13,159
Speaker 1: mail because the car is registered to my name, the

442
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:17,399
Speaker 1: car we use most of the time. Yeah, and it

443
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:20,480
Speaker 1: was a it was a red light ticket, and I've

444
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:23,080
Speaker 1: been working remote from home and he's the one that's

445
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:26,480
Speaker 1: basically been kind of running around for his job and

446
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:29,720
Speaker 1: doing most of the errands and stuff. So it was

447
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:32,240
Speaker 1: him in the car because it was a picture of

448
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:36,480
Speaker 1: him going through a red light, and it's my husband

449
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:39,840
Speaker 1: driving the car obviously through a red light. But the

450
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:42,159
Speaker 1: reason I'm kind of at a loss for words right

451
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:45,159
Speaker 1: now is because in the photo there is a woman

452
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:48,520
Speaker 1: in the passenger seat with him. Oh wow, And you

453
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:51,879
Speaker 1: don't know who it is? No, I mean, we have

454
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:54,840
Speaker 1: a couple, you know, friends that are female that are

455
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:58,679
Speaker 1: friends to both of us, like other husband's wives and such.

456
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:01,680
Speaker 1: But we kind of have that close circle of kind

457
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:03,400
Speaker 1: of the same people we hang out with. And there

458
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:06,320
Speaker 1: is no reason any of my friends, you know, friend's

459
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:08,840
Speaker 1: friend's wife being in the car with him at like

460
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:12,199
Speaker 1: at two o'clock on a Wednesday, Right, So did you

461
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:19,080
Speaker 1: ask him about it? No? Kind of been silently keeping

462
00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:21,879
Speaker 1: this to myself because I'm just I don't know. A

463
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:23,760
Speaker 1: part of me doesn't want to know, part of me

464
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:27,760
Speaker 1: wants to think it's some weird fluke. And I don't

465
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:31,720
Speaker 1: know how long has it been since you got this notice? Oh?

466
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:36,200
Speaker 1: Well about two and a half two and a half weeks,

467
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:39,199
Speaker 1: I guess it's been yeah, and then this happened. I

468
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:41,879
Speaker 1: mean there's a delay even from when you get the notice.

469
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:45,280
Speaker 1: I feel like this whole thing happened like two months ago.

470
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:47,359
Speaker 1: If I go back and look at the day in

471
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:51,359
Speaker 1: the actual ticket. So, is there anything else that you see,

472
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:53,840
Speaker 1: like him acting differently as far as like maybe thinking

473
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:56,240
Speaker 1: that he's cheating or you know, with his phone or

474
00:25:57,080 --> 00:26:01,359
Speaker 1: his behavior, if he's like out of the house more often. No.

475
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:04,760
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously we've been spending a lot more time

476
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:07,640
Speaker 1: together like everybody else, you know, because of the way

477
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:10,720
Speaker 1: the world is. But at the same time, you guys,

478
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:13,840
Speaker 1: we've only been married three years, Like we're just coming

479
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:17,120
Speaker 1: up on our three year anniversary in like months. I'm

480
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:21,080
Speaker 1: just like a little bewildered, a little blindsided. I literally

481
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:23,760
Speaker 1: you were like me to the tea. I was like,

482
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:27,280
Speaker 1: is that me? Wait, sulasses, wait, this looked like me.

483
00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:29,720
Speaker 1: And then I went back. I keep it really detailed,

484
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:32,760
Speaker 1: like I'm old school with the planner on my desk,

485
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:35,119
Speaker 1: like the blotder. So I went and looked at that

486
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:37,200
Speaker 1: date and I was like, nope, I had two zoom

487
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:40,000
Speaker 1: calls back to back that day I was home, like,

488
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:44,280
Speaker 1: who the F is this girl? Right? But I don't know.

489
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,760
Speaker 1: I mean, he does have a couple of female co workers,

490
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:49,760
Speaker 1: but still, like people aren't together right now. He should

491
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:52,080
Speaker 1: not be hanging out with his female co workers, especially

492
00:26:52,119 --> 00:26:54,879
Speaker 1: in the car. Have you thought about a way that

493
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:56,320
Speaker 1: we could catch him, a way to call him that

494
00:26:56,359 --> 00:26:59,480
Speaker 1: isn't suspect. You know, I'm having a hard time with that.

495
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:02,440
Speaker 1: But the only thing I can think of that might,

496
00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:07,199
Speaker 1: you know, kind of blindside him is he's like a

497
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:12,000
Speaker 1: big sports guy, so like he's a season ticket holder

498
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:17,360
Speaker 1: to the Okay, Okay, So I'm feeling like, what if

499
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,640
Speaker 1: you I mean, I don't know. That's where I need

500
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:22,480
Speaker 1: your creativity. I'm not that creative. Well, see, I mean

501
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:25,880
Speaker 1: season ticket holders for sports teams, they get preferential treatment.

502
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,119
Speaker 1: It probably wouldn't be weird if they called him, especially

503
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:30,040
Speaker 1: since you know, right now, because of COVID, people weren't

504
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:32,000
Speaker 1: really go into games and say, hey, does he still

505
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:34,639
Speaker 1: have the season tickets? Yeah, he would never get rid

506
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:36,400
Speaker 1: of those. Okay, all right, we'll do that. Then we'll

507
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:38,080
Speaker 1: play a song come back, and then call him and

508
00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:40,240
Speaker 1: pretend to be from the team with a special offer

509
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:42,720
Speaker 1: for our season ticket holders of some flowers, descend to

510
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:44,159
Speaker 1: somebody and see if he gives us your name or

511
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:46,239
Speaker 1: somebody else's. Are you're just joining us for today's War

512
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,320
Speaker 1: of the Roses to catch a cheater? Watch out for

513
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:52,000
Speaker 1: those red light cameras if you're a cheater. I'll watch

514
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,880
Speaker 1: out for those red light camera notices that you get

515
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:55,720
Speaker 1: if you're someone who wants to catch a cheater. Because

516
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,760
Speaker 1: Marissa is on the phone right now and she thinks

517
00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:59,679
Speaker 1: that her husband of three years, Luke, might be cheating

518
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:01,920
Speaker 1: on her because she got a red light camera notice

519
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:03,760
Speaker 1: in the mail the other day, opened it up and

520
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:07,240
Speaker 1: it was their car with him driving and another woman

521
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:10,000
Speaker 1: in the passenger seat who wasn't her, and she wants

522
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,480
Speaker 1: to find out who it is. So we're gonna pretend

523
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:16,320
Speaker 1: to call him from the because he's a season ticket holder,

524
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:18,040
Speaker 1: and I'll offer him a special deal where he can

525
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:19,879
Speaker 1: send flowers to someone and see if he gives us

526
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:23,480
Speaker 1: Mars's name or somebody else's. And all right, Marissa, are

527
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:29,560
Speaker 1: you ready to go? Not really, I don't think anybody's

528
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:32,960
Speaker 1: ever ready to ready. As ever, if you catch him,

529
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,880
Speaker 1: if he is cheating. You should definitely make him pay

530
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:37,359
Speaker 1: the ticket and not you are you kidding? I'm gonna

531
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:39,320
Speaker 1: make him pay for a ticket out of my house,

532
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 1: all right, I'm gonna dollas phone number right now here

533
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:57,560
Speaker 1: we go. This is Raban calling from the season ticket officer.

534
00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:01,640
Speaker 1: I was looking for Luke. This is Luke. I'm sorry,

535
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:03,960
Speaker 1: who are you? My name's Jarvin. I'm calling from the

536
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:07,080
Speaker 1: in the season ticket office, your season ticket holder for

537
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:10,520
Speaker 1: the Yeah, yeah, yeah you are you guys going to

538
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:14,240
Speaker 1: give me money back? No, that's a funny joke there, though.

539
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,240
Speaker 1: I mean we should really, I mean, it's been a

540
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:18,560
Speaker 1: tough one, but we're actually calling some of our season

541
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:21,680
Speaker 1: ticket holders to say thank you for your support over

542
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:23,920
Speaker 1: the years, and thank you for continuing to support the

543
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:26,719
Speaker 1: team even though you know this past seasons has been

544
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:30,360
Speaker 1: kind of weird, a little bit a little bit weird. Yeah,

545
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:32,400
Speaker 1: thank you for your support. Like we said, and we

546
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:34,160
Speaker 1: wanted to let you know. We're doing a promotion right

547
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:36,320
Speaker 1: now where we're sending all of our season ticket holders

548
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:40,960
Speaker 1: a free jersey with your name on it and also

549
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:44,440
Speaker 1: flowers to someone that you want to send them to,

550
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:46,520
Speaker 1: could be anybody, would you like, would you like to.

551
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:50,680
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously you probably want the jersey, right, Oh, definitely, definitely.

552
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:52,840
Speaker 1: That's really great you guys are doing that. Yeah, I

553
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:55,160
Speaker 1: definitely want the jersey. Okay, I got your address here

554
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:56,680
Speaker 1: for that, so we'll just send that out to you.

555
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:58,920
Speaker 1: That's fine. And then the flowers. Would you like to

556
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:02,959
Speaker 1: send flowers to someone? Yeah? Actually, that's that's really that

557
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:07,040
Speaker 1: works out. Yeah, let's send those. Okay, great? Um, well,

558
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:10,720
Speaker 1: all I need for that would be a name, and

559
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:12,800
Speaker 1: then i'll get that the address and all that kind

560
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:14,840
Speaker 1: of stuff. Do you know the name of the person

561
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:16,920
Speaker 1: you want to send it to? Can I send it

562
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:20,280
Speaker 1: to an address a different from my house? You can

563
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:22,560
Speaker 1: send it to any address you'd like. Let me get

564
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 1: the name first, and then i'll do the address. And

565
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:27,160
Speaker 1: then there's also a card. You can say anything on

566
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:31,720
Speaker 1: a card if you want, so, Okay, just the name

567
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:36,960
Speaker 1: is Cecilia, Celia. Do you want to put a note

568
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:41,720
Speaker 1: with it or just put have a great day, beautiful

569
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:45,680
Speaker 1: love Luke? Yeah, hey Alex, Yeah, I feel like he

570
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:47,320
Speaker 1: should be saying I love you to his wife, though,

571
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:49,560
Speaker 1: don't you think so? Yeah? I definitely think that. I

572
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:51,600
Speaker 1: don't think she saw that coming either. No, I don't

573
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:54,040
Speaker 1: think so. I think love should be reserved for your wife,

574
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:56,320
Speaker 1: and flowers should also probably be a reserved for your wife,

575
00:30:56,680 --> 00:31:00,760
Speaker 1: whose name is Maritza. I think right, I'm can we

576
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:04,680
Speaker 1: get I'm sorry? Oh, I'm so sorry about that. I

577
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:06,600
Speaker 1: was just confused because I figured you would be sending

578
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:11,000
Speaker 1: these to your wife, Marissa. I thought so too, Luke,

579
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:18,720
Speaker 1: Hi Marissa, Yeah, yep, that's Marissa, Luke. This is the

580
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:21,400
Speaker 1: Jewel Show. It's a radio show, and we do a

581
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:24,400
Speaker 1: segment where if you're a significant other things that they

582
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 1: might be getting cheated on, they can hit us up

583
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:27,440
Speaker 1: and we'll see if we can catch you. And it

584
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:41,320
Speaker 1: sounds like you are wow, wow, okay, hey, so this

585
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:44,800
Speaker 1: is how it's going to go down. I think we

586
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:48,400
Speaker 1: have to really sit down and have a conversation. Things

587
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:51,360
Speaker 1: have changed, and don't I don't think the radio is

588
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:54,600
Speaker 1: the place to be happening. Yeah. No, we don't need

589
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 1: to sit down and talk about this because I know

590
00:31:57,360 --> 00:32:00,200
Speaker 1: that you've been just driving around in my car as

591
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:04,080
Speaker 1: this other chick for months now. How do you even

592
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:08,840
Speaker 1: know that? Are you dumb? Do you normally just blow

593
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:11,200
Speaker 1: through red lights and not think you're gonna get a ticket.

594
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:18,840
Speaker 1: What Okay, So here's the deal. I am so I

595
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:23,160
Speaker 1: am so mad right now. Okay, be cool, be cool, okay, Okay,

596
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:25,480
Speaker 1: So here's a deal. I got a ticket in the

597
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:28,760
Speaker 1: mail the other day, a red light ticket with one

598
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:31,240
Speaker 1: of those happy little black and white photos of your

599
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:34,400
Speaker 1: dumb ass driving through a red light with some random

600
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,880
Speaker 1: some random girl in the car with you. And this

601
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:41,640
Speaker 1: happened like two months ago. And for the last two weeks,

602
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 1: I've been like, no, like it's it's something like he's

603
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:47,600
Speaker 1: gonna be able to explain. But now you're here setting

604
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:53,120
Speaker 1: flowers saying you love some girl like art wedding anniversary

605
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,480
Speaker 1: is like in three weeks, I didn't say I love you.

606
00:32:56,640 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 1: I said love Luke make Yeah that makes it better

607
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 1: still though, my god, like I can't even like I

608
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:07,400
Speaker 1: am shaking right now, Okay, Like this is how we're

609
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,160
Speaker 1: going to talk about this, because just so you know,

610
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:11,479
Speaker 1: when you come home tonight, like I'm pretty sure at

611
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:13,560
Speaker 1: this point, like you're gonna be in the front yard,

612
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:16,560
Speaker 1: let's talk about this. How long have you been seeing

613
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 1: this girl? Who the hell is she? Anyway? Like what

614
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:23,680
Speaker 1: the like during a pandemic? Like that's great. Also, like

615
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:26,360
Speaker 1: just bring home some other girls germs into my house.

616
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:30,840
Speaker 1: Like that's trusting. Oh I'm so mad right now. Oh

617
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:36,360
Speaker 1: talk Luke. Yeah, Luke, you're there. I'm here. I'm I'm

618
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:38,800
Speaker 1: just kind of shocked right now. Yeah. I don't know

619
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:42,440
Speaker 1: if you're as shocked as your wife though. Yeah, you know,

620
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:46,200
Speaker 1: but just for the record, because we're all here, okay,

621
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:49,040
Speaker 1: and like this is how it's going down clearly. How

622
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:51,560
Speaker 1: long have you been seeing this seal look chick or

623
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:55,560
Speaker 1: whatever her name is, so Shelia, it's been going on

624
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:59,600
Speaker 1: for a couple of months now, Oh damn, Oh my god,

625
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:03,840
Speaker 1: you guys, I am. I know you guys obviously have

626
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:06,560
Speaker 1: a lot to talk about, but I don't know if

627
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:09,200
Speaker 1: we do. To be honest, I don't know if we do, Alex,

628
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Speaker 1: what would you do if you were me? Girls? Oh

629
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,400
Speaker 1: my god, I for sure we'll leave him. There's just

630
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:16,480
Speaker 1: no way I could say with anybody who cheated on me,

631
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:20,319
Speaker 1: especially like here's a deal, like I'm busting my ass,

632
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:23,200
Speaker 1: I'm working two jobs from home remote. I trust him.

633
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:26,239
Speaker 1: I trust you, Luke, to be out like you say,

634
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:28,600
Speaker 1: you have a business meeting. There's very few, but I

635
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:31,239
Speaker 1: trust you. I trust you when you say, you're gonna

636
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:33,960
Speaker 1: go run errands, and now I'm thinking about run errands.

637
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:38,239
Speaker 1: You're like run into some girls like that's now in

638
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:41,279
Speaker 1: the future, when she's gonna be dating somebody else, she's

639
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:44,440
Speaker 1: gonna have trust issues with that person because of you.

640
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:46,880
Speaker 1: You guys. I think I need to go because I

641
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:49,600
Speaker 1: am just like, I'm so mad, but I like don't

642
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:52,480
Speaker 1: even know how to like yeah, and he's not even responding.

643
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:55,200
Speaker 1: So I'm so sorry that you had to find out

644
00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:58,520
Speaker 1: like this and go through this. But you'll be better

645
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:01,200
Speaker 1: without somebody who's cheating on you. There's always somebody who's

646
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,960
Speaker 1: gonna be out be there, who wants to be there

647
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 1: with you, who will not cheat on you, who will

648
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 1: love you like you should. We'll take care. Sorry that happened,

649
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 1: but you'll be better off. Bye, thank yo, Thanks Hi guys.

650
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:18,040
Speaker 1: The Jewel Shows were of the roses. The Jewel Show

651
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:21,879
Speaker 1: on demand, everybody know what time it is? I think

652
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:27,319
Speaker 1: I know. I feel like I just got that song

653
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:29,760
Speaker 1: out of my head knows play two days ago? Oh, Alex,

654
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:32,000
Speaker 1: which song are you talking about my head again? Are

655
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:40,320
Speaker 1: you talking about this song? Bet on the show? What

656
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:43,840
Speaker 1: we beat the British Man. I've never even been to Germany.

657
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:46,520
Speaker 1: On the phone right now is Laura to play beat

658
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:48,879
Speaker 1: thet what's u? Laura? Hi? How are you guys? Good?

659
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:53,680
Speaker 1: Are you ready to beat ze brit Yes, you're saying okay,

660
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:56,279
Speaker 1: all right? Oh god, well good luck. We were gonna

661
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:58,640
Speaker 1: send Evan out of the studio already. He's getting right

662
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:01,000
Speaker 1: out of here. Nothing say to huh done to stay

663
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:05,200
Speaker 1: to Laura at all? She sucks? Oh okay, there not

664
00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:07,520
Speaker 1: a lot of smack talk from Evan today. Okay, he's

665
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:10,560
Speaker 1: going to the other studio. The game is played like this, Laura.

666
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:13,240
Speaker 1: You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

667
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:15,080
Speaker 1: If you don't know one, just say pass and you

668
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:17,920
Speaker 1: have to beat English Evan outright to win. Are you ready?

669
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 1: I'm ready? Okay, here we go. Your time starts right yeah,

670
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:28,440
Speaker 1: now here we go. Your time stars now used as

671
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:31,480
Speaker 1: an alternative to sugar. What food is an anti antibiotic

672
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:37,239
Speaker 1: and will never expire if stored correctly? Sup? What is

673
00:36:37,239 --> 00:36:39,120
Speaker 1: the name of the credit card that is invitation only

674
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:42,640
Speaker 1: and has no limit? Am I blacked? What common word

675
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:44,759
Speaker 1: do people used to describe a super remote or hard

676
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:48,560
Speaker 1: to get to a location yonder? What water parasite has

677
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:51,000
Speaker 1: thirty two brains, thousands of teeth, and is used to

678
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:57,640
Speaker 1: treat diseases. The path home to headquarters of the Roman

679
00:36:57,680 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 1: Catholic Church. I kind of want to get that one

680
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:04,640
Speaker 1: in go for it, Okay, it doesn't have really tight rules,

681
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:06,399
Speaker 1: you know, right, I really want to ask the question,

682
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:07,879
Speaker 1: go for it? Why I want you to get this one?

683
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:09,920
Speaker 1: I mean it's hardwad easy home to the headquarters of

684
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:12,200
Speaker 1: the Roman Catholic Church. What is the wealthiest nation in

685
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:16,359
Speaker 1: the world per capita us? Okay, okay, well your time

686
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:18,000
Speaker 1: is They're not for a second now, but now it's

687
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:22,000
Speaker 1: really okay, Okay, we'll bring you with Evan back into

688
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,840
Speaker 1: the studio. Um, how do you feel that you did there, Laura?

689
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:29,240
Speaker 1: I think I did pretty awful, Actually pretty awful. Okay, Um, well,

690
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 1: Evan does worse than awful usually, so you might still win. Yeah,

691
00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:34,520
Speaker 1: so he's poking to get negative points on this one. Oh,

692
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:40,440
Speaker 1: he's probably gonna go home my word, nicky mouse. All right, Look, hey, Laura,

693
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:42,799
Speaker 1: before we ask English Evan his round of questions, is

694
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:45,240
Speaker 1: there something interesting about you that you would like probably

695
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:49,120
Speaker 1: to know? Um? I do circus arts, like aerial arts. Well,

696
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:51,840
Speaker 1: that's cool. That is done. Yeah, actually those are the

697
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:54,920
Speaker 1: silks right an hoop? Thank next week? Would you like

698
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:56,319
Speaker 1: to come in studio and just do it in the

699
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:57,800
Speaker 1: studio while we do the show next week? They'd be

700
00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:01,200
Speaker 1: awesome to have just like you behind since that'd be great.

701
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:04,520
Speaker 1: It would look great on video. All right, Evan, you're ready.

702
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:07,399
Speaker 1: I'm so ready. Here you go. Your time starts now.

703
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:09,839
Speaker 1: Used as an alternative to sugar? What food is an

704
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:13,920
Speaker 1: antibiotic and we'll never expire a store correctly? Um? Penicillin.

705
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:16,120
Speaker 1: What is the name of the credit card that is

706
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:20,040
Speaker 1: invitation only and has no limit? The black cod What

707
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:22,000
Speaker 1: common word do you people used to describe a super

708
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:27,600
Speaker 1: remote or hard to get to location? Um? Stranded? What

709
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:29,920
Speaker 1: water parasite has thirty two brands thousands of teeth, but

710
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:33,560
Speaker 1: is used to treat diseases? Home to headquarters of the

711
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:35,800
Speaker 1: Roman Catholic Church. What is the wealthiest nation in the

712
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:40,279
Speaker 1: world per capita? Rome? Okay, he said nation. That's a

713
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 1: city the scoreboard. To see how you guys did with

714
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:49,239
Speaker 1: our executive rouser Brad Nolan. What do you guys said?

715
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:52,200
Speaker 1: Home of the Catholic Church. For some reason, I did

716
00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:56,200
Speaker 1: not hear that I was thinking, like, I know, we

717
00:38:56,239 --> 00:39:00,200
Speaker 1: get nervous, right, people get nervous. It's okay, point for

718
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:06,080
Speaker 1: interrupting me. Yeah, I think so. Our aerialist Laura got

719
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:09,799
Speaker 1: one correct whoa big point, and Evan came in with

720
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:14,440
Speaker 1: the big fat two. It was a high scoring game today.

721
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,319
Speaker 1: Been killing it lately. I think I haven't lost in

722
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,759
Speaker 1: like a week, I think, so, Yeah, it must feel good.

723
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:21,759
Speaker 1: It does feel good, Laura, I'm sorry you did not

724
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:24,680
Speaker 1: beat English Evan today, you did not beat Zip, not

725
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:28,719
Speaker 1: beating notion. But let's learn something right now? What you think? Yeah,

726
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:33,080
Speaker 1: let's do it. Let's call the answers. Alex, do you

727
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:35,759
Speaker 1: have the answer? I do have the unswer Number one

728
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:37,719
Speaker 1: is honey. I really would like to do the whole

729
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 1: segment one day, just all in that bad German actually

730
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:45,160
Speaker 1: German English, weird and sent. Okay, let's do it all right.

731
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:48,560
Speaker 1: You used as an alternative sugar? What food is an antibiotic?

732
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:51,359
Speaker 1: And we'll never expire if store correctly is honey? Wow?

733
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:53,880
Speaker 1: Never expires? Yeah? What is the name of the credit

734
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:55,600
Speaker 1: card that's invitation only in house? An A limit? Is

735
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:57,839
Speaker 1: the MX Black card? Oh? Nice? I got that? Yeah,

736
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:01,279
Speaker 1: so she um what common we're do people use to

737
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:03,480
Speaker 1: describe a super remote or hard to get to location?

738
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:06,319
Speaker 1: Tim Buck two, Oh my god, oh wow, I thought

739
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:09,480
Speaker 1: that was a place. It is like it is? What

740
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:12,799
Speaker 1: common word? Oh right, right right? What water parasite has

741
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:15,000
Speaker 1: thirty two brands? Sauces of teeth, but is used to

742
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,759
Speaker 1: treat diseases or can be is a leech? Nice? Got that? Yeah?

743
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:19,840
Speaker 1: Home to headquarters of the Roman Catholic Church. What is

744
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:22,320
Speaker 1: the wealthiest nation in the world per capita is the Vatican.

745
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:27,040
Speaker 1: Congratulations of any one again, thank you very much, Alex, Yes,

746
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:29,279
Speaker 1: and Laura, thanks for playing even though you didn't win.

747
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:30,960
Speaker 1: I'll send you a Jewels Show sticker, so hang on

748
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,959
Speaker 1: the line so I can get trump. Great. Thank you.

749
00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:35,439
Speaker 1: It's a really great it's a great sticker. You're gonna

750
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:39,279
Speaker 1: love it, you are. That's what we do, all right,

751
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:42,400
Speaker 1: Thanks Laura, Thanks guys, all right, all right, remember we

752
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:46,880
Speaker 1: play beat the Brits, Beat Ze brit Yes, Tuesday and

753
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:52,520
Speaker 1: Thursday right here on the Jewel Show. Yeah, the Jewels

754
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:59,200
Speaker 1: Show on demand. Jebils Dirty Little Secret. Alex, Hey, j

755
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:01,880
Speaker 1: do you have any for the Dirty Little Secret? Um

756
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:04,600
Speaker 1: normally do, but sure I can think of something, but

757
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:06,200
Speaker 1: it's surprised you. So I think it's something real quick,

758
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:09,239
Speaker 1: and I'll do the whole rundown thing and right, let's

759
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:11,120
Speaker 1: do text in four one six one. If you want

760
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:12,480
Speaker 1: to tell us a dirty little secret, you can tell

761
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:15,759
Speaker 1: us anything. Remember, we keep you anonymous, so you're free

762
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:17,400
Speaker 1: to say whatever you want. We don't even ask what

763
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:20,200
Speaker 1: your name is. That's why everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname.

764
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 1: And I've run out of names. So now I'm just

765
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:23,759
Speaker 1: asked Alex to give us a name. And who's on

766
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:27,840
Speaker 1: the phone. Well today you know this person thing? Actually

767
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 1: you know this really, I don't know. It's not a person. Okay,

768
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:32,800
Speaker 1: you told me what it is. It's Jojo, the famous

769
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 1: dolphin from Turks and Caicos. Oh wow, Jojo the famous dolphins.

770
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:38,279
Speaker 1: There's a dolphin and Turks and Kikos. It's where Jubil

771
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:40,400
Speaker 1: and I got took our honeymoon. We're married, by the way,

772
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:43,239
Speaker 1: if you didn't know. Um, And there's this dolphin who

773
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:45,640
Speaker 1: like follows boats around. But we took a boat out

774
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:48,799
Speaker 1: one day and it was like the dolphins favorite boat,

775
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:51,280
Speaker 1: Like it goes behind the wake and just like doesn't

776
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:52,879
Speaker 1: have to swim. I guess like it just like goes

777
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:54,560
Speaker 1: in the wake and just goes along with the boat

778
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:56,640
Speaker 1: and it's pretty cool. Yeah, Jojo the Dolph has its

779
00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:59,480
Speaker 1: own Instagram, it does, is it at? Jojo the Dolphin? Yeah,

780
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:02,719
Speaker 1: jojoll okay, well, Jojo the Dolphin, it's nice to see

781
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:09,799
Speaker 1: you again, Jojo the Dolphin. I am I Jojo the Dolphin. Yes,

782
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:14,280
Speaker 1: a nice to see You can figure where this dolphin

783
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:17,640
Speaker 1: thing was going on? My Jojo the Dolphins. Yes, you are,

784
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 1: you are? And you know what I bet, I bet

785
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:22,319
Speaker 1: you the other Jojo the Dolphin asked himself that every

786
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:24,160
Speaker 1: day too like wakes up and goes, am my Jojo

787
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:28,960
Speaker 1: that I am Jojo the Dolphin. Ye, Jo Joe. But

788
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:33,360
Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret? Well, I Jojo the Dolphin.

789
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 1: Um am also a trial lawyer. Um it's pretty good degree. Yeah,

790
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:44,040
Speaker 1: lawyers on the dolphins are the smartest mammals in the

791
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:48,480
Speaker 1: ocean for sure. But I uh, my dirty little secret

792
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:51,799
Speaker 1: is that I I think I'm slowly falling in love

793
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:56,840
Speaker 1: with the plaintiffs attorney. WHOA, no, really, yeah that's gonna

794
00:42:56,840 --> 00:43:02,840
Speaker 1: be I mean, yeah, she's amazing. I love going to court.

795
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:05,839
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I need to call more witnesses. We

796
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 1: need to we need to drag this song. If you

797
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:11,600
Speaker 1: guys got married, Like, how cute would that be? I'm

798
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:15,080
Speaker 1: actually all for that. I don't know if she knows

799
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:18,480
Speaker 1: me more than just the guy across the courtroom every day.

800
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:21,320
Speaker 1: But I mean, do you think I would be? I'm ready.

801
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:23,919
Speaker 1: I'm ready for you know, um marriage at first sight.

802
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:26,200
Speaker 1: We can get on that show. Let's do it. You

803
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:29,160
Speaker 1: don't you don't think that she knows at all? I

804
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:33,120
Speaker 1: don't think so. I mean I I try not to

805
00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:36,080
Speaker 1: be flirty. Yeah, so okay, when you're done then, like,

806
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:38,719
Speaker 1: I don't know what the laws are, but like, could

807
00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:40,200
Speaker 1: you dat her right now or ask her out? Or

808
00:43:40,239 --> 00:43:42,680
Speaker 1: would that be a no no? Yeah? I think once

809
00:43:42,719 --> 00:43:46,200
Speaker 1: it's over, okay, it'd be a big no no right

810
00:43:46,239 --> 00:43:51,200
Speaker 1: now right now? Yeah, I would be all kinds of

811
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:55,040
Speaker 1: legal issues if you can help yourself. I'm just wondering.

812
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:58,399
Speaker 1: I'm just wondering with the laws. Okay, but uh so, yeah,

813
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:02,120
Speaker 1: you should ask her out when you guys are done.

814
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:05,520
Speaker 1: I I okay, and I will. Yeah you have Yeah,

815
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:07,480
Speaker 1: I hope she's willing to day to dolphin? Does it

816
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 1: make you kind of want to lose your case. You know, um,

817
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:12,839
Speaker 1: I do still want to beat her because you know,

818
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:16,560
Speaker 1: lawyers are pretty competitive, right, Yeah, yeah, let's be honest.

819
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:18,520
Speaker 1: In the end, I want to win for sure, but

820
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 1: somehow if she wins, I might be Okay. Do you

821
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:23,839
Speaker 1: think if you lost on purpose and then hit her

822
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:25,880
Speaker 1: up after and were like, hey, um, I lost on

823
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:29,400
Speaker 1: purpose because I love you, do you think that would

824
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:33,040
Speaker 1: I'm not even while while we are on the radio,

825
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:34,839
Speaker 1: I am not even going to suggest that that might

826
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:37,840
Speaker 1: even be a postil a lawyer. We're keeping everybody anonymous

827
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:39,239
Speaker 1: and you won't even say it because you are a

828
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:43,719
Speaker 1: lawyer and you know something. Absolutely, I'm giving one to

829
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:46,680
Speaker 1: winning my case from my client. I just happened to

830
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:49,200
Speaker 1: have googly eyes for the person at the other table.

831
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:55,680
Speaker 1: When did it start? Oh? Day one? Yeah? I love

832
00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:59,080
Speaker 1: it first sight for you anyhow? Yeah? Yeah. The good

833
00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:00,600
Speaker 1: thing is if you guys do get married and then

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Speaker 1: decide to get divorced, both you guys are no no

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Speaker 1: no the legal world, and it should be an easy

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Speaker 1: divorce too. I hope. Yeah. I was gonna say, I

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Speaker 1: don't even want to get into what it is about.

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Speaker 1: But you're kind of in the you're getting warm you're

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Speaker 1: in the hot area, so you're a divorce our clients,

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Speaker 1: you're a divorce lawyer. I didn't. Once again, I did

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Speaker 1: not say that. What's your dirty little secret? The Jewel

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