WEBVTT - Having a Kegger while Parents Are Away

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone tap?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Garrett, what's your phone tap about?

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<v Speaker 2>So Madison wanted to play a phone tap on her parents. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>Madison's parents are getting ready to go away on vacation

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<v Speaker 2>for a week without her, leaving her behind because you know,

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<v Speaker 2>they just want to get away. So Madison thought, why

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<v Speaker 2>not scare her parents a little before they go on vacation.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm going to start the call thinking I'm talking

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<v Speaker 2>to Madison, really knowing I'm talking to her parents, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm throwing the part.

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<v Speaker 1>Parents don't like this. Yes, all right, let's see what

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<v Speaker 1>happens in Garrett's phone tap. You know, Madison is Ryan.

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<v Speaker 1>I just talked to the guy. He can get us

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<v Speaker 1>two kegs for Saturday night. It's only going to be

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<v Speaker 1>about two hundred bucks, so I'm not that bad. He's

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<v Speaker 1>given us a deal. So what I need from you

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<v Speaker 1>is you're right, I'm sorry, I'm quiet. My parents are upstairs.

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<v Speaker 1>I just need you to call me as soon as

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<v Speaker 1>your parents are gone so I can get the kegs

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<v Speaker 1>right over the house and we can put them on

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<v Speaker 1>nights before everyone gets over. Right, you feel all right?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm guessing around like anywhere from fifty to one hundred people.

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<v Speaker 1>So I got enough ky and a baby pool that

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<v Speaker 1>we could definitely do the wrestling matches. So I just

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<v Speaker 1>need to get some tark from you out of your mind.

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<v Speaker 1>That is not happening in my house. I will tell

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<v Speaker 1>you right now. What Why? Because I'm her mother? You idiot?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh what the hell are you? I can't hear you.

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<v Speaker 1>My cell phone's breaking up. Excuse me, No, I want

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<v Speaker 1>to get to the bottom of this right now. No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no worries myself is not going to be a party

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<v Speaker 1>at my house. I'm telling you right now. I think

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<v Speaker 1>I have the wrong number I was. I was looking

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<v Speaker 1>to call Madison. I'm sorry. Yeah, I am Madison's mother.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you very much. Oh man, can you just tell

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<v Speaker 1>maybe possibly your parents. Let me talk to your parents

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<v Speaker 1>right now. They went away for a few a few weeks.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be in touch with them. Who the hell are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Have I ever met you before?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever been to my house?

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't. No, No, I feel like I'm calling BF

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<v Speaker 1>on that one. I will find out who you are,

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<v Speaker 1>and I will make sure your parents know what kind

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<v Speaker 1>of juvenile the link what you are, and what.

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<v Speaker 2>Kind of sucks you're putting in my daughter's set.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't hear you. Yeah, you can hear me. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't hear you, crystal clear. I got I gotta go.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta stay on this phone. Sign up up, Yes, Matt,

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<v Speaker 1>send you there. Yeah, all right, I just hung up

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<v Speaker 1>on your mom. How far are you away from your

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<v Speaker 1>house right now? I'm like just around the corner. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>on my way. Listen, I want you to go through the

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<v Speaker 1>front door, but put your phone like by your side,

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<v Speaker 1>hold it as if, like you know, you're not using it,

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<v Speaker 1>so we can record the conversation with your mom. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>where the hell have you been? I was just out,

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<v Speaker 1>Well you weren't keep out? What have you been planning

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<v Speaker 1>for the whole weekend? When he's talking about I just

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<v Speaker 1>got a phone call from some kid? How about about

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<v Speaker 1>Chad's and Ky Jelly and Redlands and you're doing it

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<v Speaker 1>all at our house? Your idiot friend on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>gave your whole plan away. Just so you know it

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<v Speaker 1>was probably just a joke. Well, I'm up into play.

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<v Speaker 1>Had a party as a joke, that's half and I

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<v Speaker 1>He said there was going to be two hundred table

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<v Speaker 1>at this out. Now I have to cancel the crowds

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<v Speaker 1>because of you, because I have to stay home and

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<v Speaker 1>bebby said a dummy. It's just gonna be a couple,

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<v Speaker 1>like just a couple of friends. It's not gonna it

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't gonna be a human party.

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<v Speaker 2>Boom, Why is hey?

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<v Speaker 1>Why jelly coming into my house? I have a crystal

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<v Speaker 1>collection and over there. It's not gonna be a big deal.

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<v Speaker 1>Not a big deal for this house. We're not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>let you destroy it. One medisine. Yes, put the phone

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<v Speaker 1>up to your mom's ear. Hello, Karen, my name's My

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<v Speaker 1>name's Karen from called earlier. Oh no, no, no, no, no no, Karen,

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<v Speaker 1>carry on the phone right now. I'm calling your bad

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<v Speaker 1>You just got phone tapped. What holy oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>You know that he gave me an actual hot A

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<v Speaker 1>tap phone tap