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Speaker 1: Hey, I'm back in L.A.

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Speaker 2: Are you excited to be back?

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Speaker 1: I'm very excited to be back.

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Speaker 2: That shirt that you're wearing right now, it's a little tight.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. It says hooray.

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Speaker 2: No, I mean it's a little tight. Like it's constricting.

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Speaker 2: It's bald.

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Speaker 1: It's bald. Well, on a non-dissing me note, it says

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Speaker 1: hooray for health heroes because I believe in that. Our

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Speaker 1: friend Amanda Klutz, who is the widow of the late

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Speaker 1: Nick Cordero, has been selling all these awesome shirts. Hooray

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Speaker 1: for different things. And she gave me hooray for health

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Speaker 1: heroes because she knows I love health heroes. Love it.

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Speaker 1: And to give her a plug, I'm sure, I don't

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Speaker 1: know what the link is, but if you put in

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Speaker 1: Amanda Kloots hooray for dot, dot, dot t-shirts, I think

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Speaker 1: some of the money goes to a really good cause.

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Speaker 1: And of course, some of the money goes to helping

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Speaker 1: her live without her husband. Amen. Right on. How are

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Speaker 1: you guys doing after.

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Speaker 2: This wonderful weekend that we just had.

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Speaker 4: Happy to be home.

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Speaker 1: Happy to be home. We're all finally back in L.A.

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Speaker 2: Together. Did you just land, Zach, today?

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Speaker 1: I landed late last night. And I know it is

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Speaker 1: smoky here. It does. If you don't live in L.A.,

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Speaker 1: it smells kind of like... The whole place smells like

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Speaker 1: a campfire. And there's this weird haze that the sun

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Speaker 1: comes through and kind of gives everything a weird Instagram-y filter.

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Speaker 2: Right. It's like if you were a photographer... And you

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Speaker 2: didn't want to go through the normal white balancing. You

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Speaker 2: might use daylight. And usually that makes your pictures really orange.

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Speaker 2: That's what it's like outside.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. If you've lived here through all of these fires,

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Speaker 1: you're probably used to it. But I was gone so long.

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Speaker 1: And now I'm finally back. And it's eerie. It does

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Speaker 1: kind of look like there's this filter over everything. And

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Speaker 1: of course, you smell it. And occasionally... Fire choppers fly

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Speaker 1: by over my house. I'm told the closest one is

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Speaker 1: Pasadena to us. Is that right, guys? Do you know? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's the Bobcat fire. But if you look on a

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Speaker 1: map of California where they show there's fires, it looks

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Speaker 1: like the entire state is on fire. It's just insane.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's not just California. Oregon is experiencing fires in

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Speaker 2: a bunch of places. Colorado as well. Colorado, the West

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Speaker 2: Coast is on fire right now, to be honest with you.

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Speaker 2: Everything west... is in the United States is burning, man.

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Speaker 2: This thing is like, it's just, you know, smoke field

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Speaker 2: after smoke field after smoke field. You know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Like we needed that. I mean, it's like, I remember

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Speaker 1: when the COVID first started and someone put on, there

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Speaker 1: was some announcement that bears were coming out of the

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Speaker 1: their houses. And someone put on Twitter something like, not now, bears.

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Speaker 1: And that's kind of how I feel about the fires.

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Speaker 1: It's like, are you fucking kidding me? Like, we already

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Speaker 1: have an apocalypse going. You're bringing fires now? Yeah, fires.

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Speaker 2: Here comes the flood, too. Did you hear about the

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Speaker 2: piece of ice double the size of Manhattan that's just

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Speaker 2: broken off from the Arctic ice thing? And it's just

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Speaker 2: floating along in the ocean now, eventually the size of

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Speaker 2: two Manhattans.

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Speaker 1: If there is a higher power, it does feel like

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Speaker 1: he or she is trying to get rid of us.

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Speaker 2: Well, we're helping. We're helping.

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Speaker 1: We're definitely helping, but doesn't it feel like these are

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Speaker 1: just plagues? And George Carlin had this amazing bit about

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Speaker 1: how like– how the Earth and Mother Earth is way

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Speaker 1: more powerful than the humans are like little ants on

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Speaker 1: off eventually. And then some other animal, it'll be their

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Speaker 1: turn to rule Earth. And you can Google that. It's

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Speaker 1: super articulate and genius as George Carlin was. But I've

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Speaker 1: been thinking about that bit lately because I'm like the

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Speaker 1: Earth or a higher power or something feels like it's like,

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Speaker 1: all right, fuck humans, enough. Yep.

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Speaker 4: We've been fucking it up for too long. This is

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Speaker 4: the results of our own greed.

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Speaker 2: I like to think there's a sci-fi movie that could

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Speaker 2: chronologically tell the tale of this planet. What if we

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Speaker 2: aren't the... You know what I mean? They're just figuring

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Speaker 2: out that there could be life on Venus, right? They

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Speaker 2: just figured that out. It's possible that the atmosphere... has

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Speaker 2: bacteria in it, right? Okay, so, like, what if we

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Speaker 2: were at Venus first? We were Venus, and then we were,

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Speaker 2: this planet up, and we're gonna terraform Mars, and that's

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Speaker 2: the next stop for our civilization to begin. And we're

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Speaker 2: a bacteria, dude. Shit's crazy, dude, right?

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Speaker 5: Right.

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Speaker 2: When you think about it.

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Speaker 5: Anyway. Right.

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Speaker 1: And we're going to need, yeah, and the sun's burning

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Speaker 1: out anyway. So, I mean, it all has an end

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Speaker 1: date even before.

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Speaker 2: Billions of years from now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's probably right.

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Speaker 2: Years from now.

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Speaker 1: I know, but guys, worst case scenario, we're going to

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Speaker 1: die off before the sun burns off. But the sun is,

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Speaker 1: there is an end date, you know? The sun is

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Speaker 1: going to run out. I want you to know something.

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Speaker 1: Two things. My publicist gifted me something.

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Speaker 2: Oh my God, she got you the fucking simulator. Is

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Speaker 2: it the simulator?

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Speaker 1: Calm down. Everybody calm down. But I want you to

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Speaker 1: know and I want all the fans to know the

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Speaker 1: level of friend that I am. I'm not going to

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Speaker 1: tell you what it is because it's not coming for

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Speaker 1: three weeks. But it's mega.

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Speaker 2: It's a fucking simulator, dude.

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Speaker 1: No, it's not a simulator. And don't guess.

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Speaker 2: I already know what it is. Please stop guessing.

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Speaker 1: I just want you to know something. She scored me

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Speaker 1: something very, very special and expensive. And I said, I

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Speaker 1: couldn't possibly take that unless you got Donald 1-2. And

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Speaker 1: she said, hold on, I'm on it. And that was

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Speaker 1: like a month ago.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: And she just texted me today. She scored you one too.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for the new Xbox.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate it. It's not an Xbox. It's doper than

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Speaker 1: an Xbox. But don't guess. The fans and listeners, you

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Speaker 1: will be the first. I'm going to arrange it so

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Speaker 1: when it comes, you open it on the podcast.

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Speaker 2: I've always wanted a Tesla. I truly appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: No, no. You went too high with Tesla and you

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Speaker 1: went too low with Xbox. It's somewhere in between a

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Speaker 1: Tesla and an Xbox. The second thing I got to

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Speaker 1: tell you is that I ordered a Peloton and it

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Speaker 1: arrived while I was gone. Congratulations. And so I did

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Speaker 1: my first– I'm so out of shape. All I did

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Speaker 1: the United Kingdom. And I have love handles and I'm

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Speaker 1: thanks to my new Peloton.

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Speaker 2: What do you think?

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Speaker 1: But listen, I want to tell you, I chose an instructor.

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Speaker 1: I chose the, I don't know if you've used the,

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Speaker 1: I think he's a British Asian guy.

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Speaker 5: No.

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Speaker 1: But my point is, is that he's got your exact tattoo.

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Speaker 1: He's got a Superman. Well, you're getting rid of it, right?

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Speaker 6: Mine is pretty much gone.

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Speaker 1: Well, Donald had, he got when he was very young,

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Speaker 1: I take my first spin class on my Peloton, and

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Speaker 1: I get on, and there, in the exact same spot

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Speaker 1: as yours, the darn fella had a Superman tattoo.

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Speaker 2: I love that.

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Speaker 1: That's cool. So I just wanted you to know, it

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Speaker 1: was kismet.

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Speaker 2: And now you've just opened up the DC universe for me.

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Speaker 2: And we can get into that before we.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no. It's a Scrubs podcast.

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Speaker 2: I'm just joking.

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Speaker 1: And then it's also about our friends.

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Speaker 2: I'm just joking. I'm just joking. I'm just joking.

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Speaker 1: You and Joelle are perfectly, perfectly ready and able to

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Speaker 1: go do the Marvel DC Star Wars podcast.

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Speaker 2: Can't wait.

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Speaker 1: All right. Let's count us in. Five, six, seven, eight.

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Speaker 2: It's a story about a show we made.

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Speaker 1: This episode is about sex.

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Speaker 3: Sex.

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Speaker 5: Sex.

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Speaker 2: No, this episode has a lot of sex in it.

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Speaker 1: This episode is titillating. This is one of those episodes

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Speaker 1: that if you walked in and your kids were watching it,

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Speaker 1: fucking in this episode.

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Speaker 2: Well, and there's a lot of tongue fighting in this episode.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, now I want to get right into that. But

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Speaker 1: do you want to do your summary? Because I do

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Speaker 1: want to talk about the tongue in this episode. There's

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Speaker 2: All right, let's get into it.

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Speaker 1: All right, let me get my timer out.

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Speaker 2: It's going to be long.

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Speaker 1: No, you know, 30 seconds. That's the game, remember? And go.

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Speaker 2: Everyone has secrets. J.D. knows and is helping Jordan keep

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Speaker 2: her baby's father's identity a secret. J.D. also secretly sexed

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Speaker 2: up tasty coma wife. Turk's having sex dreams about Elliot

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Speaker 2: and wants to keep it a secret from Carla. And Dr.

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Speaker 2: Cox is secretly hating the time Jordan is making him

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Speaker 2: In order to keep a secret, you often have to

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Speaker 2: tell a lie. And when you tell one lie, it

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Speaker 2: leads to another and another, whether it's to protect yourself

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Speaker 2: wisest choice. Yes, sometimes the truth hurts, but the pain

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Speaker 2: especially when it hurts the one you were trying to protect.

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Speaker 1: Okay. Now, let's say the game was Donald do it

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Speaker 1: in 49 seconds. You nailed it.

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Speaker 2: Right on. I love that.

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Speaker 1: You nailed it. No, that was good. That was good. Well,

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Speaker 1: I put at the top of my thing. I wrote

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Speaker 1: all my notes. And then as I was kind of

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Speaker 1: looking them over, I just wrote sex on the top

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Speaker 1: of my pad. Because there's a lot of sex. There's

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Speaker 1: a lot of horniness. There's a lot of pent up

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Speaker 1: libidos in this episode.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely. But if you notice, everything that's fucked up in

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Speaker 2: this all comes from someone either lying or keeping a

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Speaker 2: and everything like that. But when you start keeping secrets

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Speaker 2: in sex or you start lying about sex, that's when

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Speaker 2: usually stuff starts to go the wrong way.

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Speaker 1: But why would Turk or why would you or why

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Speaker 1: And she's on Donald, and Donald's having a sex dream

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Speaker 2: Okay. But I'm telling you that when doing that, it

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Speaker 1: I don't think you're lying, but I also don't think

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Speaker 2: It was very uncomfortable.

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Speaker 1: Really?

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Speaker 2: Yeah. It was one of those uncomfortable feelings where it

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Speaker 2: It felt bad dirty. Like, this doesn't feel right at all.

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Speaker 2: There was no twitching or movement. And I love Sarah,

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Speaker 2: know what I mean? Everything about it felt sexual and tab–

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I understand why because it was hot.

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Speaker 1: It was fire. I had multiple– I had multiple emotions

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Speaker 2: You got a little jealous.

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Speaker 1: I had a little tinge of like, get your fucking

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Speaker 2: Have you ever seen The Last Dragon?

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Speaker 5: No.

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Speaker 2: You've never seen The Last Dragon?

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Speaker 1: The Last Dragon? No, I've not seen The Last Dragon.

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Speaker 2: Please see The Last Dragon. Please, I'm begging you.

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Speaker 1: Who's in it?

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Speaker 2: To See the Last Dragon.

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Speaker 1: Who plays the dragon?

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Speaker 2: This dude. This dude, Tymoc. It's Barry Gordy's The Last Dragon, okay?

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Speaker 2: Barry Gordy started Motown. You know what Motown is, right?

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Speaker 1: Come on, buddy.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm just saying. Put out such artists as Smokey

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Speaker 2: produced a movie called The Last Dragon. About Bruce Leroy,

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Speaker 2: And that is Shonuf. And Shonuf is the Shogun of Harlem.

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Speaker 2: And there's kung fu in it. There's music in it.

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Speaker 2: please get it. But there's a line in it where the...

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Speaker 2: It doesn't make sense if you haven't seen the movie,

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Speaker 2: but there's a line in it where Vanity, God rest

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Speaker 2: young man who plays Bruce Leroy's brother, God rest his soul,

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Speaker 2: he gets even louder. I said, get your hands off

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Speaker 2: kissing on Sarah, it made me think of, get your

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Speaker 2: hands off my woman. I digress. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: Well, I don't know what to say to that long,

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Speaker 1: epic anecdote. But yes, Donald, that is how I felt.

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Speaker 1: I felt like, get your hands off. Oh, my woman. Now,

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Speaker 1: I noticed that in yours, there wasn't really any visible tongue.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, but there was a lot of lip,

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Speaker 1: But I'm telling you that I'm embarrassed. I'm embarrassed because

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Speaker 2: That's fine.

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Speaker 2: No, you know what? There was a moment in time

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Speaker 2: Laid to rest. Laid to rest.

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Speaker 1: Is that what it was? Amy's character has an orgasm,

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Speaker 2: Pretty perfectly, too.

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Speaker 2: But it's not like you didn't go, ah.

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Speaker 1: It was like, ah.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god that was so naughty for i mean

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Speaker 2: Well you got to remember there weren't all of these

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Speaker 1: Streaming services.

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Speaker 2: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: I always say that. And Bill was trying to push

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Speaker 1: I mean, I just can't imagine. We hear about people's

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Speaker 1: I just can't imagine you Your kids are watching us

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I laughed really hard. I mean, when you look

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Speaker 2: get a massage. I can relate to that. Everybody needs

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Speaker 1: Yeah. You know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: That was funny.

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Speaker 1: So just to remind those of you who didn't watch it,

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Speaker 1: Todd doesn't know if he wants the dookie before or

439
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Speaker 1: after his workout.

440
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:53,840
Speaker 2: The janitor is defibrillating, pretending he's a doctor and is

441
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,959
Speaker 2: defibrillating a mop dressed up like a patient.

442
00:21:56,310 --> 00:22:00,250
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Aloma, Nurse Roberts is repairing a copy machine.

443
00:22:00,910 --> 00:22:03,830
Speaker 1: And all these people have their own things they're involved in.

444
00:22:04,170 --> 00:22:08,399
Speaker 1: And then it all culminates with everyone screaming for a

445
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:12,020
Speaker 1: different reason. It was so, so clever the way that

446
00:22:12,060 --> 00:22:12,520
Speaker 1: was all done.

447
00:22:12,619 --> 00:22:15,740
Speaker 2: Very clever. I laughed so hard at Kelso looking at

448
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:18,859
Speaker 2: his foot with the blood. After the shoes were too small.

449
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:22,359
Speaker 1: What about Sam Lloyd? Sam Lloyd in the mirror. He

450
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:24,120
Speaker 1: looks in the mirror. He hasn't looked in the mirror

451
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:28,680
Speaker 1: at himself in a long time and he screams at himself. Oh, man.

452
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:31,510
Speaker 1: A really, really good episode. And so many things. It's

453
00:22:31,550 --> 00:22:34,430
Speaker 1: another one. God, season two was great. I got to say,

454
00:22:35,030 --> 00:22:37,550
Speaker 1: we really hit our stride here because there's so many things.

455
00:22:37,790 --> 00:22:39,070
Speaker 1: I mean, we'll get to them all, but there's a

456
00:22:39,150 --> 00:22:41,850
Speaker 1: whole bunch of things in this episode that are like

457
00:22:42,190 --> 00:22:46,840
Speaker 1: really memorable moments from all nine years. So I really

458
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:48,320
Speaker 1: liked my fall down the stairs.

459
00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:51,320
Speaker 2: I wrote that down. Great pratfall.

460
00:22:51,340 --> 00:22:51,720
Speaker 1: Thank you.

461
00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:52,899
Speaker 2: For the cold open also.

462
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:54,780
Speaker 1: Really took a dive. That was a nice one.

463
00:22:55,380 --> 00:22:55,770
Speaker 2: Amazing.

464
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Speaker 1: I wish they didn't cut away from me. I mean,

465
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Speaker 1: I wish they had done the classic JD fall and

466
00:23:00,950 --> 00:23:03,850
Speaker 1: then pop back up because they cut to Amy's reaction.

467
00:23:04,530 --> 00:23:06,570
Speaker 1: Of course, it makes sense to cut to her reaction, but.

468
00:23:07,330 --> 00:23:09,609
Speaker 1: You could have easily have just done me big fall,

469
00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:12,420
Speaker 1: obviously hit a mat without anyone seeing and then pop

470
00:23:12,460 --> 00:23:14,060
Speaker 1: right back up like nothing happened.

471
00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:18,040
Speaker 2: But I mean, there's a bunch of moments in that

472
00:23:18,100 --> 00:23:22,120
Speaker 2: whole scene where it's jokes that are similar to that,

473
00:23:22,180 --> 00:23:25,170
Speaker 2: where it's like misleading, where she's like, you want to

474
00:23:25,190 --> 00:23:26,669
Speaker 2: go get a drink? And you're like, yeah, let's get

475
00:23:26,710 --> 00:23:28,760
Speaker 2: out of here. You know what I mean?

476
00:23:29,100 --> 00:23:31,010
Speaker 1: Why is there a bar at this funeral home? First

477
00:23:31,030 --> 00:23:32,290
Speaker 1: of all, is there ever, have you ever been to

478
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Speaker 1: a funeral that wasn't, I know like at, at like

479
00:23:35,090 --> 00:23:36,820
Speaker 1: when people go back to their house, they have booze,

480
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:40,000
Speaker 1: but like this funeral home has waiters serving booze. Is

481
00:23:40,020 --> 00:23:40,440
Speaker 1: that a thing?

482
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Speaker 2: I don't know that it is a thing. I've been

483
00:23:43,010 --> 00:23:43,570
Speaker 2: to a bar after a funeral.

484
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Speaker 1: Joelle, you look like you're thinking about it. Have you

485
00:23:45,210 --> 00:23:49,450
Speaker 1: ever been to a funeral where they served booze on trays?

486
00:23:51,350 --> 00:23:52,810
Speaker 1: I think that would help.

487
00:23:52,869 --> 00:23:54,820
Speaker 3: I would love to hear from our Irish fans. Is

488
00:23:54,859 --> 00:23:57,459
Speaker 3: this a horrible stereotype I've been taught as an American,

489
00:23:57,580 --> 00:24:01,080
Speaker 3: or do you guys actually do booze at your funerals?

490
00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:05,560
Speaker 1: No, I know when everyone goes home. We Jews have shiva,

491
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:08,860
Speaker 1: and I know that other denominations have wakes, and there's

492
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:12,330
Speaker 1: booze there. But not at the funeral. At the funeral.

493
00:24:12,350 --> 00:24:13,669
Speaker 1: There were waiters with trays.

494
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Speaker 2: I just don't think that would be a good thing

495
00:24:15,609 --> 00:24:17,790
Speaker 2: to do. You've seen some of the things that happen

496
00:24:17,830 --> 00:24:22,409
Speaker 2: at African-American funerals. I just couldn't imagine serving booze at

497
00:24:22,450 --> 00:24:26,119
Speaker 2: the funeral. Because, you know, shit jumps off, period. I

498
00:24:26,150 --> 00:24:30,379
Speaker 2: couldn't imagine liquor. Oh, my goodness gracious. I can't imagine liquor.

499
00:24:30,140 --> 00:24:32,100
Speaker 1: In those situations. Yeah, it would be a bad idea. Because,

500
00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:33,660
Speaker 1: you know, the people who have to speak would get

501
00:24:33,740 --> 00:24:36,040
Speaker 1: up and get, they're already emotional enough. They don't need

502
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:36,879
Speaker 1: booze to make them.

503
00:24:37,500 --> 00:24:40,650
Speaker 2: Nobody needs that. Nobody needs that. No.

504
00:24:40,690 --> 00:24:42,570
Speaker 1: But it was funny. I mean, she goes, you should

505
00:24:42,590 --> 00:24:45,560
Speaker 1: get a drink. And I grab one off the tray.

506
00:24:45,580 --> 00:24:48,430
Speaker 1: And she goes, no, that guy's busing those drinks, JD.

507
00:24:48,450 --> 00:24:50,580
Speaker 1: You have to order from him. And I spit it

508
00:24:50,700 --> 00:24:53,960
Speaker 1: back up in my cup. And I go, somebody's a smoker.

509
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:58,720
Speaker 1: I guess, does that mean he ashed in his drink?

510
00:24:58,740 --> 00:24:59,140
Speaker 1: I don't know.

511
00:24:59,380 --> 00:25:01,020
Speaker 2: I think there was a cigarette butt in the drink.

512
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:02,740
Speaker 1: I laughed. I laughed. I didn't even know what the

513
00:25:02,780 --> 00:25:04,879
Speaker 1: joke was. I didn't know if he had put his cigarette.

514
00:25:04,900 --> 00:25:06,700
Speaker 1: That happened to me once. I was a kid. And

515
00:25:07,020 --> 00:25:10,760
Speaker 1: I reached for a Coke can I thought was was mine,

516
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:13,140
Speaker 1: and I chugged it, and it had been like someone's

517
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:15,460
Speaker 1: ashtray for like a week. Oh, gosh.

518
00:25:15,820 --> 00:25:20,230
Speaker 2: Whoa.

519
00:25:20,330 --> 00:25:22,210
Speaker 1: Now, you know I'm a fan of the lip bite.

520
00:25:22,230 --> 00:25:26,010
Speaker 1: I've mentioned that as it pertains to Alicia Silverstone in Clueless.

521
00:25:27,830 --> 00:25:30,490
Speaker 1: By the way, Flo was watching Clueless on the plane.

522
00:25:30,530 --> 00:25:31,810
Speaker 1: She had never seen it.

523
00:25:32,530 --> 00:25:33,210
Speaker 2: Get out of here.

524
00:25:33,430 --> 00:25:34,609
Speaker 1: There you go, Donald.

525
00:25:36,330 --> 00:25:38,109
Speaker 2: Big ups. Did she like it?

526
00:25:38,570 --> 00:25:41,190
Speaker 1: Well, I wasn't watching with her, but I saw her laughing,

527
00:25:41,410 --> 00:25:44,810
Speaker 1: and we were talking about some of your finest moments.

528
00:25:45,330 --> 00:25:49,770
Speaker 1: But speaking of Alicia Silverstone and lip bites, Amy Smart

529
00:25:49,810 --> 00:25:51,830
Speaker 1: does an epic lip bite at 350. I don't know

530
00:25:51,850 --> 00:25:54,709
Speaker 1: if you caught that. It's kind of what kicks everything off.

531
00:25:55,170 --> 00:25:57,850
Speaker 1: I'm trying to be respectful at the funeral, and she

532
00:25:57,869 --> 00:26:00,810
Speaker 1: does like a big old classic Alicia Silverstone lip bite.

533
00:26:01,170 --> 00:26:02,710
Speaker 2: And then you guys crash into the wall.

534
00:26:02,730 --> 00:26:06,870
Speaker 1: And then it hard cuts to banging in the closet. Yes.

535
00:26:06,890 --> 00:26:06,960
Speaker 3: Yes.

536
00:26:07,770 --> 00:26:14,600
Speaker 1: Do you think anyone's ever had sex during a funeral? Absolutely. Absolutely. Really?

537
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:15,980
Speaker 2: Absolutely, yes.

538
00:26:16,660 --> 00:26:19,220
Speaker 1: Why? Because emotions are high?

539
00:26:19,380 --> 00:26:23,460
Speaker 2: No, because people... Yo, people, listen, man. Some people aren't

540
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:27,130
Speaker 2: who they say they are also. Now, let's keep it 100.

541
00:26:27,130 --> 00:26:30,470
Speaker 2: And some people are who they say they are. I'm saying...

542
00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:32,840
Speaker 2: There are people that have been at the funeral and

543
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:37,619
Speaker 2: have buried their spouse at that moment and was having

544
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:42,330
Speaker 2: sex within five seconds of the spouse at the funeral.

545
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:45,190
Speaker 2: I don't think this is something that has never happened before.

546
00:26:45,450 --> 00:26:48,210
Speaker 2: I'm sure this has happened several times. I don't think

547
00:26:48,230 --> 00:26:51,230
Speaker 2: this is statistically. I'm sure this is something that has

548
00:26:51,290 --> 00:26:52,070
Speaker 2: happened often.

549
00:26:52,290 --> 00:26:55,369
Speaker 1: Well, if you're someone who knows of sex at a funeral,

550
00:26:55,430 --> 00:26:59,470
Speaker 1: please write us on our social medias or email Joelle because...

551
00:26:59,750 --> 00:27:01,340
Speaker 1: We would love to have you on the show. We

552
00:27:02,380 --> 00:27:05,090
Speaker 1: don't want any liars, so it's the honor system. But

553
00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:06,810
Speaker 1: we would love to hear the tale of how you

554
00:27:07,490 --> 00:27:09,520
Speaker 1: banged at a funeral. By the way, one of my

555
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:11,540
Speaker 1: favorite lines in Scrubs history, and I know Bill loves

556
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:11,840
Speaker 1: this line.

557
00:27:11,859 --> 00:27:13,820
Speaker 2: Oh, my God. No, we don't. I don't want to

558
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,010
Speaker 2: hear the tale of how someone banged at a funeral.

559
00:27:16,130 --> 00:27:17,930
Speaker 1: I do. I do. I do.

560
00:27:18,090 --> 00:27:20,110
Speaker 2: Oh, my God. You guys are crazy.

561
00:27:20,410 --> 00:27:20,830
Speaker 5: I do.

562
00:27:20,950 --> 00:27:23,149
Speaker 1: I want to hear all the gossip. I'm like a

563
00:27:23,190 --> 00:27:25,530
Speaker 1: Loma in this episode who's sliding all around the hospital.

564
00:27:25,550 --> 00:27:26,590
Speaker 2: Right, all over the place.

565
00:27:26,690 --> 00:27:29,220
Speaker 1: Oh, my God. Nurse Roberts is so funny in this episode.

566
00:27:29,260 --> 00:27:31,760
Speaker 1: Anytime there's gossip, she rolls up in her chair, and

567
00:27:31,780 --> 00:27:33,439
Speaker 1: they speed it up. So she's like.

568
00:27:33,460 --> 00:27:35,060
Speaker 2: I just wanted to say that.

569
00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:40,910
Speaker 1: I always love this line, and I know Bill loves

570
00:27:40,950 --> 00:27:42,709
Speaker 1: this line because we've quoted it to each other. When

571
00:27:42,730 --> 00:27:47,560
Speaker 1: I go, you're very, a little bit woody-ish. Jamie, there

572
00:27:47,580 --> 00:27:51,460
Speaker 1: are a lot of ways to grieve, but last time

573
00:27:51,500 --> 00:27:54,540
Speaker 1: I checked, wheelbarrow style wasn't one of them.

574
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:55,859
Speaker 3: Wow.

575
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:59,010
Speaker 1: Which means that not only, we didn't have like, we

576
00:27:59,030 --> 00:28:02,150
Speaker 1: didn't even have just like standing up against the wall sex.

577
00:28:02,430 --> 00:28:04,730
Speaker 1: We got to like wheelbarrow style.

578
00:28:04,810 --> 00:28:08,680
Speaker 2: You guys had dirty sex. You guys, in the closet

579
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:12,000
Speaker 2: at the funeral, you guys were doing freaking tricks.

580
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,850
Speaker 1: Can you imagine? We were like, we weren't just like, oh,

581
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:17,070
Speaker 1: let's have a quickie against the wall. We were like, okay,

582
00:28:17,109 --> 00:28:18,490
Speaker 1: now let's do a wheelbarrow style.

583
00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:20,030
Speaker 2: Right, right, right, right, right, right. This is a girl

584
00:28:20,050 --> 00:28:21,730
Speaker 2: in a handstand? Like, it just gets out of control.

585
00:28:22,210 --> 00:28:25,290
Speaker 2: It just gets out of control like freaking Team America. Like,

586
00:28:25,330 --> 00:28:27,409
Speaker 2: it starts off and you're like, oh, the puppets are

587
00:28:27,430 --> 00:28:31,109
Speaker 2: having sex. And then they start doing weird poses. And

588
00:28:31,130 --> 00:28:33,189
Speaker 2: then he sits on the puppet. Like, and then the

589
00:28:33,230 --> 00:28:34,590
Speaker 2: puppet sits on the other puppet. Oh, my God.

590
00:28:34,630 --> 00:28:37,100
Speaker 1: Like, it's just... I've got to watch that movie again,

591
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:39,060
Speaker 1: but I do remember when the puppets shit on each other.

592
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:40,940
Speaker 1: I thought it was the funniest thing I've ever seen.

593
00:28:41,420 --> 00:28:44,920
Speaker 1: But I think– Joelle, are you asking what wheelbarrow style is?

594
00:28:44,940 --> 00:28:47,950
Speaker 3: Listen, because when you– when I saw your hand motion,

595
00:28:48,030 --> 00:28:50,390
Speaker 3: which was essentially like a wheelbarrow race, like you've got

596
00:28:50,430 --> 00:28:51,430
Speaker 3: her by the hips.

597
00:28:51,930 --> 00:28:54,730
Speaker 1: I think I'm holding– yeah, I think I'm holding– she,

598
00:28:54,820 --> 00:28:59,820
Speaker 1: I think, as I understand wheelbarrow style– is the receiver

599
00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:05,450
Speaker 1: of the wheelbarrow style has their hands. No, Dan's getting it.

600
00:29:05,490 --> 00:29:07,330
Speaker 1: I'll do it for you. You've got your hands like

601
00:29:07,450 --> 00:29:09,670
Speaker 1: on a desk like this, like I have. And then

602
00:29:09,710 --> 00:29:12,570
Speaker 1: the person who's giving the wheelbarrow would be holding up

603
00:29:12,730 --> 00:29:15,790
Speaker 1: the legs maybe by the thighs. So they're kind of

604
00:29:15,810 --> 00:29:17,780
Speaker 1: in a plank. The person receiving is sort of in

605
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:18,959
Speaker 1: a plank position, Joelle.

606
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,560
Speaker 3: This is like so much more impressive because you guys

607
00:29:20,580 --> 00:29:21,740
Speaker 3: were doing it in a closet.

608
00:29:24,180 --> 00:29:25,680
Speaker 1: During her husband's funeral.

609
00:29:28,210 --> 00:29:28,810
Speaker 2: With mops.

610
00:29:29,310 --> 00:29:31,070
Speaker 1: Jamie, there's a lot of ways to grieve, but I'm

611
00:29:31,130 --> 00:29:33,780
Speaker 1: pretty sure that wheelbarrow style isn't one of them.

612
00:29:34,190 --> 00:29:36,620
Speaker 2: Yeah.

613
00:29:36,660 --> 00:29:37,660
Speaker 4: Fantastic.

614
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:37,940
Speaker 1: Oh, man.

615
00:29:38,060 --> 00:29:40,380
Speaker 2: Okay, so then... And then, dude.

616
00:29:40,780 --> 00:29:41,620
Speaker 1: The janitor's penis.

617
00:29:42,820 --> 00:29:46,140
Speaker 2: How the hell? How the hell does that... What luck

618
00:29:46,220 --> 00:29:51,410
Speaker 2: JD has that in the middle of driving home, he realizes...

619
00:29:52,070 --> 00:29:54,570
Speaker 2: I got, he, no, he realized, oh shit, I got

620
00:29:54,590 --> 00:29:56,570
Speaker 2: to piss. Why didn't I take the pee before I left?

621
00:29:56,850 --> 00:29:59,270
Speaker 2: But the luck of him running up to a house

622
00:29:59,830 --> 00:30:02,530
Speaker 2: and it being the janitor's house and not only the

623
00:30:02,570 --> 00:30:08,100
Speaker 2: janitor's house, but the janitor's bathroom window where he's showering.

624
00:30:08,500 --> 00:30:10,800
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's a little bit of a coincidence, but we

625
00:30:10,820 --> 00:30:12,140
Speaker 1: got to take a break. We're gonna be right back

626
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:13,640
Speaker 1: to talk about the janitor's penis.

627
00:30:21,130 --> 00:30:23,930
Speaker 2: And we're back!

628
00:30:23,950 --> 00:30:25,950
Speaker 1: So we know a couple things. It's safe to assume

629
00:30:26,010 --> 00:30:28,670
Speaker 1: that the janitor has a very large penis.

630
00:30:29,100 --> 00:30:32,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, the head movement that J.D. makes, you know how

631
00:30:32,820 --> 00:30:36,500
Speaker 2: to insinuate that it's long. He does the old tilt

632
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:38,040
Speaker 2: the head to insinuate that it's long.

633
00:30:38,060 --> 00:30:44,460
Speaker 1: Right. Now we know that he sees a potentially dangerous

634
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:47,360
Speaker 1: melanoma on the janitor's penis. But of course, it's of

635
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:49,500
Speaker 1: course a TV show. The odds that J.D. has to

636
00:30:49,540 --> 00:30:53,600
Speaker 1: pull over and take a piss... outside the janitor's bathroom window.

637
00:30:54,070 --> 00:30:59,330
Speaker 1: We'll allow that to happen. We'll go with the, what's

638
00:30:59,370 --> 00:31:02,590
Speaker 1: that word I'm thinking of? Suspend our disbelief. Creative license?

639
00:31:02,610 --> 00:31:03,830
Speaker 4: We'll suspend our disbelief.

640
00:31:04,090 --> 00:31:06,880
Speaker 1: Or whatever. Yes, but isn't that the term creative license?

641
00:31:06,980 --> 00:31:07,760
Speaker 1: Isn't that a term too?

642
00:31:07,940 --> 00:31:08,180
Speaker 5: Sure.

643
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:11,940
Speaker 1: Okay. Anyway, so we'll allow that. Suspension of disbelief is

644
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:13,020
Speaker 1: probably a better way to say it.

645
00:31:13,100 --> 00:31:15,370
Speaker 2: And it works for the joke later on where JD

646
00:31:15,380 --> 00:31:16,550
Speaker 2: has to explain to him.

647
00:31:17,740 --> 00:31:20,600
Speaker 1: Oh, my God. That dialogue is so funny. I think

648
00:31:20,660 --> 00:31:22,840
Speaker 1: it's on Scrubs Wiki. Let me just try and read

649
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:28,300
Speaker 1: it to you because the wording is so funny. I go,

650
00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:30,360
Speaker 1: I got to be straight with you. I saw your

651
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:33,100
Speaker 1: penis and I noticed a possible melanoma that you should

652
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:35,900
Speaker 1: really have checked out. He says, when did you see

653
00:31:35,940 --> 00:31:39,810
Speaker 1: my penis? I say, last night when you were showering.

654
00:31:40,850 --> 00:31:44,350
Speaker 1: He says, where were you? I say, I was outside

655
00:31:44,390 --> 00:31:48,460
Speaker 1: in the bushes. And he goes, uh, and I go, look,

656
00:31:48,500 --> 00:31:51,200
Speaker 1: it was a coincidence, man. I mean, if you'd looked

657
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:53,280
Speaker 1: out the window, you'd have seen my penis, you know?

658
00:31:53,300 --> 00:31:56,750
Speaker 1: And he goes, what? Why? And he goes, and I go,

659
00:31:56,790 --> 00:31:58,810
Speaker 1: because I had it out while I was looking at yours.

660
00:32:06,330 --> 00:32:12,180
Speaker 1: oh my god that's so funny so funny so but

661
00:32:12,220 --> 00:32:13,840
Speaker 1: we have a nice it leads to a nice moment

662
00:32:13,860 --> 00:32:16,620
Speaker 1: of course one of the greatest jokes in Scrubs history

663
00:32:17,780 --> 00:32:21,120
Speaker 1: don't worry it's benign and he goes benign benign and

664
00:32:21,140 --> 00:32:24,680
Speaker 1: a half yeah I don't know who wrote that joke

665
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,040
Speaker 1: in the Scrubs writers room but I'm very proud of

666
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:29,540
Speaker 1: them but actually becomes a nice moment with the janitor

667
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:32,060
Speaker 1: it feels like it's the first moment where he genuinely

668
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:36,260
Speaker 1: thanks me yeah yeah Sure. And then I thank him

669
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:37,740
Speaker 1: and he goes, get your hand off me.

670
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:40,120
Speaker 2: Then it's back to normal.

671
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:40,820
Speaker 3: Yeah.

672
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:43,760
Speaker 2: Turk smacks Elliot on the ass.

673
00:32:44,060 --> 00:32:46,110
Speaker 1: Now, I have a question about that. That's clearly a

674
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:52,370
Speaker 1: Turk fantasy. Do other characters often have fantasies besides JD?

675
00:32:53,090 --> 00:32:57,630
Speaker 2: Yeah, it happens. We've had this conversation before. Yeah.

676
00:32:57,730 --> 00:32:59,430
Speaker 1: It's not often, but it's occasional.

677
00:32:59,470 --> 00:33:04,740
Speaker 2: Occasionally, one of the other cast members will. fantasize something else.

678
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:07,920
Speaker 1: So you're still, Turk is still fucking.

679
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:12,540
Speaker 2: Horny for Elliot. Dude, have you ever had a sex

680
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:13,260
Speaker 2: dream about anyone?

681
00:33:13,780 --> 00:33:15,590
Speaker 1: Of course, but I'm saying that it wasn't like- And

682
00:33:15,610 --> 00:33:16,050
Speaker 1: then after you.

683
00:33:15,970 --> 00:33:18,650
Speaker 2: Had the sex dream about said person, what happened?

684
00:33:20,970 --> 00:33:23,660
Speaker 1: I thought about them the next day. And that's clearly

685
00:33:23,700 --> 00:33:27,860
Speaker 1: what's happened with Turk. He's staring at Elliot longingly. And

686
00:33:27,900 --> 00:33:31,090
Speaker 1: then he fantasizes that she's bending over. And Sarah, by

687
00:33:31,110 --> 00:33:33,420
Speaker 1: the way, Sarah really leaned into the naughtiest in this.

688
00:33:33,460 --> 00:33:36,830
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like Sarah Chalk, the actress, often

689
00:33:36,890 --> 00:33:40,970
Speaker 1: plays like the goody two-shoes girl. And now in this,

690
00:33:41,010 --> 00:33:43,330
Speaker 1: they were like, we need you to just be randy

691
00:33:43,450 --> 00:33:47,250
Speaker 1: and crazy. And she was like, okay. Because she's like

692
00:33:47,350 --> 00:33:49,250
Speaker 1: bending over and putting her butt in the air.

693
00:33:50,930 --> 00:33:55,210
Speaker 2: See, this whole episode, is like a temptation by the

694
00:33:55,250 --> 00:33:59,810
Speaker 2: dark side, man. Even the conversations that we're having right

695
00:33:59,850 --> 00:34:07,630
Speaker 2: now about the episode, everything is turning towards things that

696
00:34:08,010 --> 00:34:11,489
Speaker 2: we're trying to not talk about. And I think we

697
00:34:11,530 --> 00:34:14,299
Speaker 2: need to just let it aside and say this is

698
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:17,900
Speaker 2: the episode that we talk about the shit. Because what

699
00:34:17,940 --> 00:34:20,739
Speaker 2: you just said, look, I don't want to combat what

700
00:34:21,780 --> 00:34:27,460
Speaker 2: I think that Turk definitely still after the day was

701
00:34:27,620 --> 00:34:33,100
Speaker 2: over and had gone on into being married to Carla,

702
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:35,299
Speaker 2: there were times where he was like, let me go

703
00:34:35,380 --> 00:34:38,530
Speaker 2: to the mental Rolodex. And there was that time where

704
00:34:38,620 --> 00:34:43,350
Speaker 2: I fantasized about Elliot. You know what I mean? On

705
00:34:43,590 --> 00:34:46,710
Speaker 2: times when him and Carla aren't on the same page.

706
00:34:46,770 --> 00:34:50,370
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? I definitely feel like, you know,

707
00:34:50,390 --> 00:34:54,299
Speaker 2: I feel like, That's what fantasies are for. I feel

708
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:56,180
Speaker 2: like that's what's supposed to happen.

709
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 1: But would you get jealous? Like if Casey told you,

710
00:34:59,660 --> 00:35:03,020
Speaker 1: oh my God, babe, I had this incredible sex dream

711
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:05,420
Speaker 1: about some celebrity, would you be jealous?

712
00:35:05,900 --> 00:35:08,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely. But I would think she would be jealous

713
00:35:08,219 --> 00:35:10,180
Speaker 2: about me having sex dreams about someone.

714
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:11,080
Speaker 1: Right.

715
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:13,100
Speaker 2: Like that's the thing, man. This whole episode, it's like

716
00:35:13,540 --> 00:35:16,620
Speaker 2: the fact that Turk decided to tell Elliot about the dream,

717
00:35:16,700 --> 00:35:19,140
Speaker 2: that's crossing the line right there. You're supposed to keep

718
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:22,140
Speaker 2: that to yourself, man. You're not supposed to go into that.

719
00:35:24,070 --> 00:35:26,830
Speaker 2: Especially the person. I mean, who would ever tell the person?

720
00:35:26,890 --> 00:35:29,649
Speaker 2: You told the person. And then told her to keep

721
00:35:29,690 --> 00:35:31,590
Speaker 2: it a secret. Like, and don't tell Carla.

722
00:35:32,030 --> 00:35:32,870
Speaker 1: Yeah. Like, come on, man.

723
00:35:32,890 --> 00:35:35,169
Speaker 2: What are you trying to get out of this? What

724
00:35:35,469 --> 00:35:36,509
Speaker 2: is it that you're going for?

725
00:35:37,050 --> 00:35:40,279
Speaker 1: I think if the person isn't threatening, it's one thing. Like,

726
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:42,620
Speaker 1: if your girlfriend was like, I had a sex dream

727
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,730
Speaker 1: about someone. And it was kind of funny, and it

728
00:35:44,790 --> 00:35:47,870
Speaker 1: wasn't someone that you would necessarily feel jealous of or something.

729
00:35:48,410 --> 00:35:51,590
Speaker 2: I'd be jealous of anyone. I think I'd be jealous

730
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:52,220
Speaker 2: of anyone, though.

731
00:35:52,239 --> 00:35:55,840
Speaker 1: Well, actually, Carla has a sex dream about Sam Lloyd.

732
00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:58,239
Speaker 2: And I don't think she would tell Turk, because Turk

733
00:35:58,260 --> 00:36:00,780
Speaker 2: would definitely be like, wait a second, you have feelings

734
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:04,779
Speaker 2: for Sam? For the lawyer? You know what I mean?

735
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,359
Speaker 1: So keep it to yourself. That's the message we're telling

736
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:11,810
Speaker 1: you here at Fake Doctors. If you dream about Having

737
00:36:11,850 --> 00:36:14,290
Speaker 1: a sex dream with someone that isn't your partner, maybe

738
00:36:14,330 --> 00:36:15,090
Speaker 1: just keep it to yourself.

739
00:36:17,489 --> 00:36:17,669
Speaker 5: Right.

740
00:36:17,730 --> 00:36:20,030
Speaker 2: Now, if you don't have a partner and you're trying

741
00:36:20,050 --> 00:36:22,319
Speaker 2: to start something, go for yours, man.

742
00:36:22,340 --> 00:36:22,560
Speaker 5: Shoot.

743
00:36:22,660 --> 00:36:25,120
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's a good pickup line. Like, hey,

744
00:36:25,140 --> 00:36:26,140
Speaker 1: I had a sex dream about you.

745
00:36:27,020 --> 00:36:28,819
Speaker 2: Some people want to hear that shit. I know, but

746
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:30,600
Speaker 2: it might be too good. I'm going to be honest

747
00:36:30,620 --> 00:36:32,569
Speaker 2: with you. Okay, let me just say this. And this

748
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:35,670
Speaker 2: is why I disagree with what you just said. If

749
00:36:36,390 --> 00:36:44,549
Speaker 2: I was a single man and let's say... Let's say impossible. Impossible.

750
00:36:44,969 --> 00:36:48,589
Speaker 2: And KC's first thing she ever said to me when

751
00:36:48,630 --> 00:36:53,029
Speaker 2: we met was, I had a sex dream about you

752
00:36:53,070 --> 00:36:55,350
Speaker 2: last night. That shit would work on me in a

753
00:36:55,370 --> 00:36:56,400
Speaker 2: hard way.

754
00:36:56,950 --> 00:36:57,690
Speaker 4: Of course.

755
00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 2: So then what are you talking about? Nobody wants to

756
00:36:59,580 --> 00:37:00,040
Speaker 2: hear that shit.

757
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:02,060
Speaker 1: I think, I don't know, maybe it's different coming from

758
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:03,960
Speaker 1: a woman. I just feel like if a man's pickup

759
00:37:04,020 --> 00:37:07,150
Speaker 1: line to a woman was, You know, I had a

760
00:37:07,190 --> 00:37:08,650
Speaker 1: sex dream. I mean, it'd be like creepy.

761
00:37:08,690 --> 00:37:10,009
Speaker 2: It depends on who the woman is.

762
00:37:10,070 --> 00:37:11,650
Speaker 3: It depends on who the man is.

763
00:37:12,110 --> 00:37:12,410
Speaker 5: Yes.

764
00:37:12,910 --> 00:37:14,620
Speaker 2: There it is. That too. There we go.

765
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:17,140
Speaker 3: And how and when and how far into our relationship.

766
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:18,140
Speaker 3: A lot of factors.

767
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:19,460
Speaker 5: A good one. I know.

768
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:23,400
Speaker 1: It just feels like it really has the potential to

769
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:27,180
Speaker 1: step into inappropriate territory unless you have a good relationship

770
00:37:27,239 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 1: and you're close and you can, yeah.

771
00:37:29,860 --> 00:37:31,300
Speaker 2: Or if you just want to shoot your shot.

772
00:37:33,170 --> 00:37:35,069
Speaker 1: If you want to shoot your shot, I think it's

773
00:37:35,110 --> 00:37:37,230
Speaker 1: a bad shot to take. I think it's horrible.

774
00:37:37,530 --> 00:37:40,580
Speaker 2: Some people don't have filters and are like, I'm going

775
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,560
Speaker 2: to shoot my shot. I know exactly what to say.

776
00:37:43,060 --> 00:37:46,400
Speaker 4: Good luck with that one. Just be prepared to accept

777
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:47,020
Speaker 4: the rejection.

778
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:51,989
Speaker 1: Yeah. And also be a parent to hear from human resources.

779
00:37:52,190 --> 00:37:55,129
Speaker 2: Okay, but now, okay, so now, right. Well, that's at work.

780
00:37:55,190 --> 00:37:56,750
Speaker 2: We're talking about at work and stuff like that.

781
00:37:56,770 --> 00:37:59,089
Speaker 1: Well, I'm just talking about in life. I think it's

782
00:37:59,130 --> 00:38:01,790
Speaker 1: a pretty stupid shot to take if that's your shot. Now,

783
00:38:01,850 --> 00:38:04,799
Speaker 1: let's say you guys are grooving and you smooch a

784
00:38:04,820 --> 00:38:07,040
Speaker 1: little and then you're like, hey, can I tell you

785
00:38:07,060 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 1: something kind of embarrassing? But since we're kissing, I've had

786
00:38:11,020 --> 00:38:16,400
Speaker 1: the craziest dream about you. That's different. Agreed. No, I disagree.

787
00:38:16,420 --> 00:38:18,460
Speaker 2: What are you smiling at? I disagree. I think this

788
00:38:18,540 --> 00:38:18,759
Speaker 2: is all.

789
00:38:18,780 --> 00:38:20,399
Speaker 1: I think that's a horrible shot to take.

790
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:23,370
Speaker 2: Dude, I didn't say it was the right shot. I

791
00:38:23,410 --> 00:38:25,430
Speaker 2: just said unless you want to shoot your shot and

792
00:38:25,630 --> 00:38:30,870
Speaker 2: this is your steez. I don't think it's wrong to

793
00:38:31,110 --> 00:38:33,969
Speaker 2: ask somebody out on a date or to express your

794
00:38:34,010 --> 00:38:35,030
Speaker 2: feelings to someone.

795
00:38:35,050 --> 00:38:36,390
Speaker 1: I would never say yes to that.

796
00:38:36,700 --> 00:38:44,799
Speaker 2: But, but... There's definitely a way to do it that

797
00:38:44,930 --> 00:38:49,569
Speaker 2: will get the attention that you are looking for. And

798
00:38:49,610 --> 00:38:54,790
Speaker 2: there's a way to get the attention that you're not

799
00:38:54,830 --> 00:39:00,270
Speaker 2: looking for. And I feel like go for yours.

800
00:39:02,350 --> 00:39:07,950
Speaker 1: Period. I don't know how to dismount this conversation.

801
00:39:08,170 --> 00:39:08,989
Speaker 2: I don't know how either, man.

802
00:39:09,010 --> 00:39:11,239
Speaker 1: Let's talk about the Germans. Let's talk about the Germans.

803
00:39:11,260 --> 00:39:12,960
Speaker 1: There's a lot of, I mean, probably the gif I

804
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:18,640
Speaker 1: see most throughout the creation of gifs is the 99

805
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:21,180
Speaker 1: Luftballons dance with me and the German.

806
00:39:21,620 --> 00:39:21,910
Speaker 5: Yes.

807
00:39:22,890 --> 00:39:26,810
Speaker 1: Now, people love that. 99 Luftballons.

808
00:39:27,370 --> 00:39:29,370
Speaker 2: You know why I love that song? I love that

809
00:39:29,410 --> 00:39:31,980
Speaker 2: song because John Forte made the remake.

810
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:42,130
Speaker 7: Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. Me and my ba-da-da-da-da-da. We flip the dough

811
00:39:42,190 --> 00:39:45,010
Speaker 7: with the money we got. The block stays hot.

812
00:39:45,070 --> 00:39:46,190
Speaker 2: Da-da-da-da-da.

813
00:39:46,989 --> 00:39:57,069
Speaker 8: And something's out there. Yeah, that shit is fire, man.

814
00:39:57,160 --> 00:40:00,620
Speaker 2: I remember that. Yeah, that was... Well, it was back

815
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:03,859
Speaker 2: in the day when everybody was sampling something. And John

816
00:40:03,980 --> 00:40:06,900
Speaker 2: Forte had that. That's my introduction to that song. I

817
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:08,020
Speaker 2: didn't know that song before that.

818
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:10,259
Speaker 1: Well, this is the German version. Now, there's some really

819
00:40:10,340 --> 00:40:13,350
Speaker 1: funny stuff. Now, obviously, if you watch the show, you

820
00:40:13,390 --> 00:40:17,410
Speaker 1: know that Sarah speaks German very well. And there's some

821
00:40:17,469 --> 00:40:21,370
Speaker 1: very funny stuff about these, these two actors, um, on

822
00:40:21,390 --> 00:40:25,420
Speaker 1: Scrubs Wiki. It says, uh, viewers fluent in German have

823
00:40:25,500 --> 00:40:28,540
Speaker 1: noted that Sarah Chalk actually speaks much better German in

824
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:32,719
Speaker 1: the episode than the German characters. And then they say,

825
00:40:32,860 --> 00:40:36,090
Speaker 1: neither of the actors playing the Mueller, uh, or Mueller,

826
00:40:36,110 --> 00:40:40,370
Speaker 1: whatever his brothers actually spoke German. Soren Hellerup is Danish.

827
00:40:40,590 --> 00:40:43,110
Speaker 1: And while Ingo Newhouse has a German name and was

828
00:40:43,170 --> 00:40:45,880
Speaker 1: born in Germany, he grew up in America and, Both

829
00:40:46,020 --> 00:40:51,299
Speaker 1: mostly deliver their lines phonetically with multiple grammatical errors. So

830
00:40:51,380 --> 00:40:53,900
Speaker 1: I thought that was funny that Sarah, who speaks German

831
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:56,779
Speaker 1: really well, I don't know why the hell they couldn't

832
00:40:56,840 --> 00:41:00,120
Speaker 1: find two guys who were fluent in German in Hollywood,

833
00:41:00,580 --> 00:41:03,140
Speaker 1: but I guess they couldn't. And Sarah's German is way

834
00:41:03,180 --> 00:41:05,379
Speaker 1: better than the two actors. Don't you think that's funny?

835
00:41:07,300 --> 00:41:11,049
Speaker 2: It would be even funnier if the two guys pulled

836
00:41:11,170 --> 00:41:16,250
Speaker 2: one over on the casting directors. and pretended that they

837
00:41:16,270 --> 00:41:18,950
Speaker 2: were speaking German in the audition and they got the point.

838
00:41:19,270 --> 00:41:20,190
Speaker 1: Right, or just said they speak German.

839
00:41:20,210 --> 00:41:22,130
Speaker 2: And then when they got there and they're doing this

840
00:41:22,170 --> 00:41:24,810
Speaker 2: shit and neither one of them is reacting, they're like,

841
00:41:24,830 --> 00:41:27,020
Speaker 2: there's a moment where it's like, oh, we're on the same.

842
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:28,620
Speaker 2: It's like when I told you I took all of

843
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:31,640
Speaker 2: those dance classes last week. I mean, last episode, I

844
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:35,060
Speaker 2: only took like two or three dance classes and that

845
00:41:35,100 --> 00:41:37,460
Speaker 2: was enough to put it on my resume. So I

846
00:41:37,500 --> 00:41:39,920
Speaker 2: imagine those guys like, I'm fluent in German and really

847
00:41:40,060 --> 00:41:41,319
Speaker 2: all they could speak were a few.

848
00:41:41,860 --> 00:41:44,330
Speaker 1: Actors always do that. They're like, can you ride horseback? Well,

849
00:41:44,610 --> 00:41:46,570
Speaker 1: and they're like, Sure.

850
00:41:47,730 --> 00:41:48,050
Speaker 5: Sure.

851
00:41:48,070 --> 00:41:50,529
Speaker 1: I have been on a horse. Right.

852
00:41:51,050 --> 00:41:52,850
Speaker 2: The real answer is, did I get the job?

853
00:41:53,350 --> 00:41:53,549
Speaker 5: Yeah.

854
00:41:53,590 --> 00:41:55,529
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Can you ride a horse?

855
00:41:55,610 --> 00:41:57,339
Speaker 1: Did I get the job? It's so hard to get

856
00:41:57,380 --> 00:42:00,060
Speaker 1: a job as an actor when someone's like, okay, great audition.

857
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:01,939
Speaker 1: You do speak German fluently, right?

858
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:02,900
Speaker 2: Absolutely.

859
00:42:03,100 --> 00:42:03,959
Speaker 1: Sure I do.

860
00:42:04,460 --> 00:42:04,940
Speaker 2: Absolutely.

861
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:07,120
Speaker 1: Because you're like, we'll worry about that later. We'll worry

862
00:42:07,140 --> 00:42:08,600
Speaker 1: about that horseback riding later.

863
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:11,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll get to that part. That's when you call

864
00:42:11,739 --> 00:42:13,080
Speaker 2: your friend up right away. All right, I need you

865
00:42:13,100 --> 00:42:15,819
Speaker 2: to teach me everything I know about German. Everything you know.

866
00:42:16,250 --> 00:42:17,569
Speaker 1: I remember when I was a kid, I was up

867
00:42:17,610 --> 00:42:18,950
Speaker 1: for a part as a kid, and they were like,

868
00:42:19,010 --> 00:42:20,469
Speaker 1: it was to be on a hockey team, and they

869
00:42:20,489 --> 00:42:24,390
Speaker 1: were like, you play hockey, right? And I'm like, yes,

870
00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:34,320
Speaker 1: I do. I love hockey. I love all the positions. Yeah,

871
00:42:34,420 --> 00:42:37,049
Speaker 1: so anyway, I just think it's funny that of all

872
00:42:37,090 --> 00:42:40,370
Speaker 1: the actors in Hollywood, they found two guys. Now, we

873
00:42:40,410 --> 00:42:43,310
Speaker 1: wouldn't know, of course, unless you speak German. Another funny

874
00:42:43,350 --> 00:42:46,480
Speaker 1: thing about this is Scrubs was very popular... In Germany.

875
00:42:47,340 --> 00:42:50,299
Speaker 1: So they had to figure out, well, if all the

876
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:52,140
Speaker 1: acting about it, if all the actors in the show

877
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:55,940
Speaker 1: are dubbed in German, in Germany, what do you do

878
00:42:56,040 --> 00:43:00,660
Speaker 1: with this, this bilingual moment? So it says that in

879
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:04,270
Speaker 1: the German translation of the episode, the Germans are Danes

880
00:43:04,770 --> 00:43:06,170
Speaker 1: and Elliot speaks Danish.

881
00:43:07,110 --> 00:43:08,230
Speaker 2: Oh, wait. So hold on then.

882
00:43:08,610 --> 00:43:10,750
Speaker 1: So, so no, no, it's just, it's just how they

883
00:43:10,790 --> 00:43:13,189
Speaker 1: dubbed it, you know, because in Germany, I believe they dub,

884
00:43:13,210 --> 00:43:16,049
Speaker 1: they don't subtitle. So the point is that, okay, so

885
00:43:16,190 --> 00:43:19,049
Speaker 1: in the German version, everyone's German. So you can't have

886
00:43:19,110 --> 00:43:21,930
Speaker 1: a bit with the guy not speaking the language everyone's speaking.

887
00:43:22,010 --> 00:43:25,010
Speaker 1: So they just dubbed that section as Danish.

888
00:43:25,310 --> 00:43:27,110
Speaker 2: I should have dubbed it as American. That would have

889
00:43:27,130 --> 00:43:27,529
Speaker 2: been funny.

890
00:43:29,270 --> 00:43:38,790
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess. Could have. Could have. And on that note, y'all, we're.

891
00:43:38,590 --> 00:43:41,739
Speaker 2: Going to go to break. We got someone coming in.

892
00:43:42,100 --> 00:43:44,259
Speaker 2: We don't know who it is, but they're coming in.

893
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:47,120
Speaker 1: Let's hope this guest is better, Joelle. I mean, it

894
00:43:47,140 --> 00:43:48,640
Speaker 1: was a horrible, horrible, horrible.

895
00:43:48,660 --> 00:43:49,319
Speaker 2: It was not good.

896
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:50,160
Speaker 1: I agree.

897
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:53,700
Speaker 2: Dude, hold on. Guys, guys, let's not say horrible, horrible.

898
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:54,240
Speaker 8: Horrible.

899
00:43:54,260 --> 00:43:58,239
Speaker 2: Let's just say horrible. Not the usual fake doctor, real

900
00:43:58,260 --> 00:43:59,379
Speaker 2: friend type of guest.

901
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 1: Well, you know, I saw a lot of our listeners' comments,

902
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:05,540
Speaker 1: and I really agree. They were like, that was cringe.

903
00:44:06,140 --> 00:44:07,660
Speaker 1: What's wrong with that woman?

904
00:44:07,900 --> 00:44:10,440
Speaker 2: Guys, no. See, but that's bullying, man. There's nothing wrong

905
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:12,480
Speaker 2: with that woman. She's got her own life, yo. She

906
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:13,279
Speaker 2: was doing her thing.

907
00:44:13,300 --> 00:44:15,950
Speaker 1: I'm not bullying her, but she took a slot from

908
00:44:16,030 --> 00:44:18,529
Speaker 1: someone who's campaigning. We had that one guy on. He

909
00:44:18,570 --> 00:44:23,540
Speaker 1: writes every day. And she took a slot. And something

910
00:44:23,580 --> 00:44:24,759
Speaker 1: she wasn't interested in.

911
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:26,719
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, I don't think it was horrible. I

912
00:44:26,739 --> 00:44:29,300
Speaker 2: just think it was not the fake doctor's real friend

913
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:30,440
Speaker 2: call that we're used to.

914
00:44:30,660 --> 00:44:32,890
Speaker 1: I don't like it when our guests are cringy. I mean,

915
00:44:33,010 --> 00:44:35,250
Speaker 1: there was talk for a second about, should we just

916
00:44:35,330 --> 00:44:38,969
Speaker 1: cut it out? But I wanted to just leave it

917
00:44:39,170 --> 00:44:41,649
Speaker 1: so that people know that we don't really like, like

918
00:44:41,730 --> 00:44:43,649
Speaker 1: even when things don't work, we want to like just

919
00:44:43,930 --> 00:44:45,750
Speaker 1: show it. But we could have just cut it out.

920
00:44:45,770 --> 00:44:46,530
Speaker 1: It was so cringe.

921
00:44:46,550 --> 00:44:47,230
Speaker 3: It was not great.

922
00:44:47,690 --> 00:44:49,160
Speaker 1: Joelle, did you slam the mug on the ground?

923
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:49,839
Speaker 2: I did.

924
00:44:49,940 --> 00:44:51,360
Speaker 3: It shattered in a million pieces.

925
00:44:51,380 --> 00:44:51,580
Speaker 5: Okay, good.

926
00:44:51,980 --> 00:44:53,620
Speaker 1: Good. Thank you. Send her the pieces.

927
00:44:53,700 --> 00:44:54,900
Speaker 2: Speaking of mugs, holy cow.

928
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:56,919
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. A lot of merch. A lot of merch coming.

929
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:58,029
Speaker 2: New merch up, y'all.

930
00:44:58,300 --> 00:44:58,529
Speaker 5: All right.

931
00:44:58,570 --> 00:45:00,290
Speaker 2: So check it out. Oh, wait.

932
00:45:00,390 --> 00:45:02,509
Speaker 1: The merch is up, by the way. By the time

933
00:45:02,550 --> 00:45:04,529
Speaker 1: this airs, there'll be a t-shirt up.

934
00:45:04,670 --> 00:45:06,010
Speaker 2: Masks are back.

935
00:45:06,810 --> 00:45:08,210
Speaker 1: Yeah. Mugs are restocked.

936
00:45:08,310 --> 00:45:13,410
Speaker 2: Mugs are restocked. T-shirts are in the house.

937
00:45:13,430 --> 00:45:16,129
Speaker 1: Now, I want you guys to know, I know we

938
00:45:16,190 --> 00:45:18,410
Speaker 1: promised a lot of wacky ideas for merch, and some

939
00:45:18,430 --> 00:45:21,420
Speaker 1: of that's coming. Washcloths, beach towels with me and Don's

940
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:23,900
Speaker 1: faces on it are coming. But just to kind of

941
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:26,239
Speaker 1: get the store up and running, we've just got some

942
00:45:26,300 --> 00:45:30,020
Speaker 1: standard stuff. The t-shirt you'll see is our logo. But

943
00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:31,859
Speaker 1: I don't want you saying like, oh, but what about

944
00:45:31,900 --> 00:45:34,799
Speaker 1: all the wacky stuff you promised? In time. We've got

945
00:45:34,820 --> 00:45:36,880
Speaker 1: to open up the store. I don't know about the

946
00:45:37,719 --> 00:45:42,779
Speaker 1: I Doc Leo t-shirt. Probably won't clear legal. But... Unless

947
00:45:42,900 --> 00:45:45,660
Speaker 1: we just do the Leo astrological sign and only the

948
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:46,640
Speaker 1: insiders will know.

949
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:49,510
Speaker 2: And know also this, yo.

950
00:45:50,130 --> 00:45:51,609
Speaker 1: What if we did? Wait, wait, Donald. What if we did?

951
00:45:52,530 --> 00:45:57,270
Speaker 2: As I was saying this, that is nuts. And that

952
00:45:57,489 --> 00:45:58,530
Speaker 2: is subliminal.

953
00:45:59,110 --> 00:46:01,350
Speaker 1: Subliminal. You added an extra syllable there.

954
00:46:01,469 --> 00:46:03,870
Speaker 2: I'm worried. That is subliminal.

955
00:46:04,230 --> 00:46:04,310
Speaker 5: Yes.

956
00:46:04,330 --> 00:46:06,330
Speaker 2: Subliminable. Subliminable.

957
00:46:06,390 --> 00:46:08,070
Speaker 1: I like subliminable. Subliminable. Subliminable.

958
00:46:08,090 --> 00:46:09,759
Speaker 2: I like subliminable better. Subliminable.

959
00:46:09,780 --> 00:46:11,260
Speaker 1: That sounds like Mush Mouth. Mush Mouth.

960
00:46:11,580 --> 00:46:15,140
Speaker 2: No, because it would be subliminable. I can't do it. Subliminable.

961
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:17,700
Speaker 1: I like it. It's close, but it's subliminable. Let me

962
00:46:17,719 --> 00:46:19,380
Speaker 1: just finish what the shirt would be. It would be

963
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:23,440
Speaker 1: the word... I would say I, apostrophe D, I'd. Then

964
00:46:23,460 --> 00:46:25,739
Speaker 1: there'd be the icon of like a dock, like a

965
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:30,460
Speaker 1: traditional dock on a lake. And then the Leo astrological star.

966
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:31,160
Speaker 1: I'd dock Leo.

967
00:46:31,410 --> 00:46:33,049
Speaker 2: Nah, man. I don't want to do that. I don't

968
00:46:33,070 --> 00:46:33,670
Speaker 2: want to do that at all.

969
00:46:33,690 --> 00:46:34,250
Speaker 1: I would like to do that.

970
00:46:34,270 --> 00:46:36,049
Speaker 2: I don't want to do that. But I will say this.

971
00:46:36,070 --> 00:46:37,970
Speaker 1: I will say this. I'm going to make a one-off

972
00:46:38,010 --> 00:46:38,310
Speaker 1: for me.

973
00:46:38,870 --> 00:46:41,709
Speaker 2: I will say this. Speaking of one-offs, I will say this.

974
00:46:43,370 --> 00:46:45,879
Speaker 2: We're not going to make a bunch of these things now.

975
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:46,239
Speaker 1: So.

976
00:46:47,700 --> 00:46:49,779
Speaker 2: A lot of this stuff is limited. We're going to

977
00:46:49,820 --> 00:46:50,660
Speaker 2: try and come.

978
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:51,779
Speaker 1: Up with- You're saying get it while it's hot is

979
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:52,180
Speaker 1: what you're saying.

980
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:53,719
Speaker 2: Get it while it's hot. We're going to try and

981
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:56,719
Speaker 2: come out with new things like it's a season. So

982
00:46:56,760 --> 00:47:00,650
Speaker 2: this season's mug might not be next season's mug. And

983
00:47:00,690 --> 00:47:03,850
Speaker 2: this season's mask might not be next season's mask.

984
00:47:03,890 --> 00:47:07,330
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll tell you what next season's mug is. Danil

985
00:47:07,370 --> 00:47:08,730
Speaker 1: and Joel.

986
00:47:09,210 --> 00:47:10,190
Speaker 2: I love that. I love it.

987
00:47:10,230 --> 00:47:11,390
Speaker 1: I love that. Yeah.

988
00:47:11,860 --> 00:47:13,279
Speaker 2: But you guys got to do the same pose that

989
00:47:13,300 --> 00:47:13,719
Speaker 2: we're doing.

990
00:47:13,739 --> 00:47:16,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys got to snuggle on. You're going to

991
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:19,800
Speaker 1: have to wear masks or something or Photoshop.

992
00:47:19,900 --> 00:47:20,560
Speaker 3: No problem.

993
00:47:21,460 --> 00:47:23,939
Speaker 1: Oh, guys. I can't wait to hang out. You guys

994
00:47:23,980 --> 00:47:27,450
Speaker 1: realize when the apocalypse is over, we're going to all

995
00:47:27,469 --> 00:47:29,640
Speaker 1: be able to be in a studio together doing this.

996
00:47:29,660 --> 00:47:30,660
Speaker 1: It'll be so much more fun.

997
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:32,470
Speaker 3: I've never had a video of the first time we meet.

998
00:47:32,870 --> 00:47:33,930
Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh.

999
00:47:34,590 --> 00:47:37,029
Speaker 2: I can't wait. You know what I'm excited about? The

1000
00:47:37,070 --> 00:47:40,320
Speaker 2: studio to be stacked with like Kit Kats and We do.

1001
00:47:40,219 --> 00:47:45,040
Speaker 1: Have the best snacks. You don't even know we have some. Twizzlers.

1002
00:47:45,060 --> 00:47:47,460
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get this fish and chips off my hips.

1003
00:47:47,860 --> 00:47:49,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, no doubt. But when you go to the studio

1004
00:47:49,820 --> 00:47:52,089
Speaker 2: to record, that's where all the good snacks.

1005
00:47:52,030 --> 00:47:52,690
Speaker 5: Are, y'all.

1006
00:47:52,710 --> 00:47:55,170
Speaker 1: Donald, don't you fret at all.

1007
00:47:55,270 --> 00:47:57,150
Speaker 4: Our studio, oh my gosh.

1008
00:47:57,190 --> 00:47:57,850
Speaker 1: That was a place.

1009
00:47:57,950 --> 00:48:00,509
Speaker 4: It was guaranteed stocked.

1010
00:48:01,330 --> 00:48:03,250
Speaker 1: One of my British friends said to me, you know, Zach,

1011
00:48:03,330 --> 00:48:05,890
Speaker 1: you don't, just because you're here, it doesn't mean that

1012
00:48:05,930 --> 00:48:08,020
Speaker 1: you have to have fish and chips for every meal.

1013
00:48:09,050 --> 00:48:10,000
Speaker 2: Oh, did you eat like that?

1014
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:12,500
Speaker 1: And I said, why would I eat something that's not

1015
00:48:12,540 --> 00:48:14,520
Speaker 1: fish and chips? I was in New York.

1016
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:16,640
Speaker 4: I had a bagel with lox and cream cheese every

1017
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:18,200
Speaker 4: single morning because it was like, why am I not

1018
00:48:18,219 --> 00:48:20,320
Speaker 4: going to do that? Why am I not?

1019
00:48:21,100 --> 00:48:23,009
Speaker 1: And we don't have fish and chips on every corner

1020
00:48:23,070 --> 00:48:26,310
Speaker 1: here in Los Angeles. All right. We're going to go

1021
00:48:26,330 --> 00:48:27,550
Speaker 1: to break and we're going to come back with a

1022
00:48:27,590 --> 00:48:29,870
Speaker 1: caller that is going to blow your fucking mind. They're

1023
00:48:29,890 --> 00:48:30,270
Speaker 1: so good.

1024
00:48:30,430 --> 00:48:30,830
Speaker 2: Oh, God.

1025
00:48:31,290 --> 00:48:31,529
Speaker 5: Oh, wow.

1026
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:40,980
Speaker 1: And we're back.

1027
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,680
Speaker 2: But look, man. During the break, we were talking about

1028
00:48:43,700 --> 00:48:45,989
Speaker 2: The Mandalorian and stuff like that. I'm going to tell

1029
00:48:46,010 --> 00:48:48,290
Speaker 2: you guys something right now. The Mandalorian is good, and

1030
00:48:48,330 --> 00:48:50,790
Speaker 2: I'm really excited about it. But there's one show that

1031
00:48:50,830 --> 00:48:56,109
Speaker 2: I'm equally excited about. And that is Cobra Kai season three, dude.

1032
00:48:56,410 --> 00:48:58,890
Speaker 2: I'm telling y'all right now, man. Y'all can sit here

1033
00:48:58,910 --> 00:49:01,549
Speaker 2: and say what you want to say. But me and

1034
00:49:01,570 --> 00:49:04,070
Speaker 2: the millions of people that are enjoying this little tiny

1035
00:49:04,130 --> 00:49:06,920
Speaker 2: show that is a little bit nostalgic and makes you

1036
00:49:06,980 --> 00:49:11,080
Speaker 2: feel like you're watching the Karate Kid all over again.

1037
00:49:11,540 --> 00:49:15,100
Speaker 2: Cobra Kai is so much fun. This is my second

1038
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:16,719
Speaker 2: recommendation of the episode.

1039
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:19,340
Speaker 1: Do they keep cutting back to the original movies?

1040
00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:22,920
Speaker 2: There's a bit of the original movies in this there's

1041
00:49:22,940 --> 00:49:26,060
Speaker 2: a lot of the original movie in this but it

1042
00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:30,280
Speaker 2: takes place however many years to you know when Danny

1043
00:49:30,340 --> 00:49:36,989
Speaker 2: won the California Karate Championship it takes place however many

1044
00:49:37,010 --> 00:49:39,410
Speaker 2: years it is to now It takes place to then.

1045
00:49:39,510 --> 00:49:42,710
Speaker 2: And it doesn't follow Daniel LaRusso, really. It follows Johnny.

1046
00:49:43,150 --> 00:49:44,290
Speaker 1: Ralph Macchio's not in it.

1047
00:49:44,590 --> 00:49:47,590
Speaker 2: He's in it. But he's like the bad guy, dude.

1048
00:49:47,950 --> 00:49:48,790
Speaker 2: He's like the dick.

1049
00:49:49,370 --> 00:49:51,350
Speaker 1: What about Pat? Wait, is Pat Morita alive?

1050
00:49:51,390 --> 00:49:52,529
Speaker 2: No, Pat Morita passed away.

1051
00:49:52,550 --> 00:49:55,009
Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't know that. And what about other characters?

1052
00:49:55,090 --> 00:49:56,170
Speaker 2: So Johnny is in it.

1053
00:49:56,469 --> 00:49:59,020
Speaker 1: Elizabeth Shue. I asked about that last time.

1054
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:00,859
Speaker 2: They teased that she might be in the next season.

1055
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:01,980
Speaker 1: I don't know why she wouldn't do it.

1056
00:50:02,420 --> 00:50:04,780
Speaker 2: But look, I'm telling you right now, man. It's about

1057
00:50:04,900 --> 00:50:09,259
Speaker 2: Johnny and him trying to restart Cobra Kai. And it

1058
00:50:09,489 --> 00:50:13,029
Speaker 2: is fucking so much fun. It's got just the right

1059
00:50:13,050 --> 00:50:16,350
Speaker 2: amount of cheese, just the right amount of nostalgia, just

1060
00:50:16,370 --> 00:50:19,750
Speaker 2: the right amount of comedy that you sit there and

1061
00:50:19,810 --> 00:50:22,989
Speaker 2: you laugh and enjoy yourself. So if you are a

1062
00:50:23,010 --> 00:50:26,569
Speaker 2: Karate Kid fan, the original Karate Kid fan, and it's

1063
00:50:26,890 --> 00:50:29,330
Speaker 2: executive produced by Will Smith, so how can you hate

1064
00:50:29,410 --> 00:50:31,170
Speaker 2: on it, y'all? Will Smith's involved.

1065
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:34,180
Speaker 1: Oh, by the way, I heard they're going to do

1066
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:38,399
Speaker 1: a Fresh Prince Bel-Air reunion, and he and the aunt

1067
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:39,630
Speaker 1: that hate each other, they made up.

1068
00:50:40,230 --> 00:50:41,669
Speaker 2: That's great. That's great.

1069
00:50:41,890 --> 00:50:44,250
Speaker 1: I love how Donald never wants to comment on that.

1070
00:50:44,530 --> 00:50:46,630
Speaker 1: Last time that came up, do you remember, Joel? I

1071
00:50:46,650 --> 00:50:48,219
Speaker 1: have no idea what you're talking about, but if you

1072
00:50:48,300 --> 00:50:48,700
Speaker 1: are a fan.

1073
00:50:50,030 --> 00:50:51,670
Speaker 2: If you are a fan.

1074
00:50:51,330 --> 00:50:54,130
Speaker 1: Of The Body King. It's like on Howard Stern whenever-

1075
00:50:54,150 --> 00:50:55,070
Speaker 1: Cobra Kai.

1076
00:50:55,670 --> 00:50:58,049
Speaker 2: No mercy. Mercy is for the weak.

1077
00:50:58,570 --> 00:51:01,509
Speaker 1: It's like on Howard Stern whenever mobsters come up and

1078
00:51:01,530 --> 00:51:03,750
Speaker 1: like talking about mobsters, he always changes the subject. He's like,

1079
00:51:03,770 --> 00:51:05,680
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about that, changing the subject. And

1080
00:51:05,719 --> 00:51:07,739
Speaker 1: that's how Donald is about the Will Smith- Mercy is

1081
00:51:07,780 --> 00:51:12,400
Speaker 1: for the weak. And what's her name? Conflict. Shall I

1082
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:15,379
Speaker 1: let the guest in? Yes, please. Thank you.

1083
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:16,580
Speaker 2: Johnny Lawrence.

1084
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:18,140
Speaker 3: Oh my goodness.

1085
00:51:18,719 --> 00:51:19,279
Speaker 1: Speaking of Johnny.

1086
00:51:19,300 --> 00:51:22,100
Speaker 2: Daniel LaRusso!

1087
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:24,380
Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Here we go, Joelle.

1088
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:26,540
Speaker 2: Big John!

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Speaker 1: John Broadbent, how are you, sir?

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Speaker 5: Hi!

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Speaker 2: Big John!

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Speaker 5: Oh my God.

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Speaker 1: Hi, John. Hi, John. How are you, sir? Good, good,

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Speaker 1: very good.

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Speaker 5: How are you guys?

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the program. We're very happy to have you.

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Speaker 5: Thanks so much for having me.

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Speaker 1: Tell us about yourself. Where are you? What do you do?

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Speaker 1: What's life like being John Broadbent?

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Speaker 5: Um, I'm in a town called Nelson in New Zealand. Um, Whoa.

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Speaker 5: Home of Lord of the Rings. Um, actually home of

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Speaker 5: the one ring that was made here.

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Speaker 1: Amen.

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Speaker 2: Um, and I, but that was the ring to rule

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Speaker 2: them all. So, you know, Hey, definitely.

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Speaker 5: There's actually like a shop in town. We can go like,

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Speaker 5: check it out and buy a copy of it if

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Speaker 5: you want. Um, really?

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: It's awesome.

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Speaker 5: Um, and yeah, I just, uh, uh, Love watching your show.

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Speaker 5: We love listening to the podcast.

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Speaker 1: This is exciting. We've never had a New Zealand caller.

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Speaker 1: What time is it there? It's probably Wednesday at some...

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Speaker 1: What time on Wednesday is it?

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Speaker 5: Correct. Wednesday at 9 o'clock in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Wow. Okay. Holy cow.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so sorry I'm not drinking. I've got to go

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Speaker 5: to work after this.

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Speaker 2: No, well, we're not drinking today either. Zach isn't drinking today.

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Speaker 2: I'm not drinking today.

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Speaker 5: No.

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Speaker 2: Joel's not drinking.

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Speaker 1: It's probably best if we don't drink.

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Speaker 2: We've decided that we're going to take a little break

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Speaker 2: from the drinking on the podcast.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they involve too much editing when we drink. John,

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Speaker 1: what's tomorrow like?

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Speaker 5: What's tomorrow like? I wish I could tell you the

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Speaker 5: lotto numbers.

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Speaker 1: Oh, man.

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Speaker 5: And I wish I could tell you the sky would

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Speaker 5: clear for you guys. I'm really worried about that. I

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Speaker 5: hope everything works out there. We appreciate that.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Well, you guys experienced that too, didn't you? When the

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Speaker 2: fires were happening in Australia, didn't New Zealand get some

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Speaker 2: of that too?

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Speaker 5: Good call. Actually, three years ago, two years ago, my

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Speaker 5: whole town was on fire and it was a bit

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Speaker 5: scary for a bit.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know that a bit of trivia that when

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Speaker 1: a horrible fire is happening in Australia, that it was

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Speaker 1: happening in New Zealand as well.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it was a pretty long story. The end result

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Speaker 5: though was one fire was started by a farmer, but

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Speaker 5: there's like some copycat annoying person lit some other ones

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Speaker 5: and uh he was caught eventually but he was caught

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Speaker 5: by some nudists at a nudist.

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Speaker 2: Camp they probably wheelbarrowed him to the ground wheelbarrowed his

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Speaker 2: ass to.

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Speaker 1: The ground definitely that's a good it's not only a

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Speaker 1: good way to have sex it's a good way to

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Speaker 1: tackle someone noted oh yeah write that down in your

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Speaker 1: notes there um I don't want anyone who's listening to

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Speaker 1: this to think that we don't teach you things. You

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Speaker 1: can wheelbarrow in multiple situations.

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Speaker 2: We've already fixed John's life. Yeah, we didn't even have to.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, John, when all else fails, wheelbarrow it. John, what

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Speaker 1: do you do down there in New Zealand?

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Speaker 5: Full-time, I'm sort of an IT guy slash PA slash

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Speaker 5: airman for a realtor. On the side, I make T-shirts.

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Speaker 5: I actually... inspired by the podcast and you guys going

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Speaker 5: on about wet i um i thought of a design

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Speaker 5: i don't.

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Speaker 1: Know if you yeah oh i hope it's the one

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Speaker 1: i just mentioned uh can you see that cat donkey

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Speaker 1: oh my gosh.

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Speaker 4: Oh wait long way around no no no you're no

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Speaker 4: oh yeah wet ass.

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Speaker 1: Oh wet ass pussy that's great we.

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Speaker 2: That's a wet ass wait.

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Speaker 1: Hold it up hold it up john So just for

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Speaker 1: you listening at home, it's an icon of some water droplets,

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Speaker 1: an icon of a donkey or ass, and an icon

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Speaker 1: of a cat. I would love to have one of

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Speaker 1: those if you want to send it to my way.

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Speaker 5: I will. I haven't heard of one yet, but you

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Speaker 5: can have the first one.

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Speaker 1: We listen to that song a lot in my house.

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Speaker 1: It really gets us going and inspires us.

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Speaker 2: You know what my part is? You know what my

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Speaker 2: part in that song is? I want to choke. I

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Speaker 2: want you to touch that dangling thing in the back

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Speaker 2: of my throat. That shit gets me every time. I

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Speaker 2: laugh so hard every time. I laugh so hard. Every time.

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Speaker 2: I want to choke. I want you to touch that

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Speaker 2: dangling thing in the back of my throat.

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Speaker 1: Do you think she wrote that? Did she write that?

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Speaker 2: I hope she did. Oh, please, God, make her have it.

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Speaker 1: When you look at the WAP writers, are there like

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Speaker 1: 400 people? I'd like to think that.

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Speaker 2: She wrote the lyrics. I've never looked at the WAP

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Speaker 2: who wrote WAP.

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Speaker 1: I hope it just says. Daniel and Joelle, find out

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Speaker 1: for us. I want to know how many writers are

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Speaker 1: on the WAP list. Because those lyrics are.

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Speaker 2: That line doesn't get you every time? That line gets

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Speaker 2: you every time.

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Speaker 1: It's hilarious, as you say, but I really want to

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Speaker 1: think that she wrote it.

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Speaker 2: She wants you to touch that dangling thing in the.

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Speaker 1: Back of her throat. I know what it's called. Do you?

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Speaker 1: I'm a fake doctor.

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Speaker 2: From now on, it's called the dangling thing.

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Speaker 1: It's called the uvula.

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Speaker 2: I want to choke. I want you to touch that

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Speaker 2: dangling thing in the back of my throat.

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Speaker 4: Uvula.

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Speaker 1: Now, Waston, John, I'm glad you just came on because

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Speaker 1: I have an idea for a T-shirt that we can't

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Speaker 1: really mass market.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I'm taking notes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it should say I apostrophe D, I'd,

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Speaker 1: and then an icon like you've done on yours of

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Speaker 1: a dock.

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Speaker 5: Okay.

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Speaker 1: And then the Leo astrological sign. Okay. So just like yours,

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Speaker 1: yours is perfect, but with those three things instead of yours.

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Speaker 5: I'll do that next.

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Speaker 1: That is genius. And if you send those to me

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Speaker 1: and Donald, we will make sure that your T-shirt Instagram

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Speaker 1: is fully promoted.

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Speaker 5: Much appreciated. I'll definitely do that one next.

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Speaker 1: And make sure you make an XXL for Donald because

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Speaker 1: he's a large man.

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Speaker 7: Okay.

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Speaker 1: I don't mean fat, Donald. I mean muscular. You have

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Speaker 1: broad shoulders.

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Speaker 2: I'm not worried about how you perceive my body to look.

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Speaker 1: No, you have broad shoulders. You're a large man. You

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Speaker 1: need an XXL.

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Speaker 2: However you want to look at it. You could give

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Speaker 2: me a triple X if you got it, too. I'll

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Speaker 2: sleep in it. How about that, John?

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Speaker 1: It's hard. Sizing T-shirts is hard. John, I'll sleep in it.

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Speaker 5: I'll sleep in it.

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Speaker 1: John, do you find... Have you ever.

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Speaker 2: Are you getting mad at me?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because I'm trying to fucking talk to John about

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Speaker 1: my iDocLeo t-shirt.

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Speaker 2: Okay, go ahead. Get your iDocLeo t-shirt conversation finished.

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Speaker 1: John, don't you find that sizing t-shirts is very hard?

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Speaker 1: Because no one thinks they're the size they are. When

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Speaker 1: I made Wish I Was Here merch through the Kickstarter

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Speaker 1: thing we did, it was a nightmare because I didn't

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Speaker 1: know that doing merch was so hard. Eventually we hired

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Speaker 1: a company to help us, but People don't think they're

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Speaker 1: the size they are. And then you send a shirt

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Speaker 1: to New Zealand and it takes fucking a month and

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Speaker 1: they get it and they're like, what the fuck is this?

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Speaker 1: This isn't a women's petite small. And you're like, I

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Speaker 1: don't know your fucking size, bro.

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Speaker 5: Yes, very, very hard. I used to sell them at

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Speaker 5: the Saturday market we have here in town. And I'd

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Speaker 5: have a lot of people ask if they can try

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Speaker 5: them on. And I'm like, yeah, sure. Probably couldn't do

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Speaker 5: that now.

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Speaker 2: Them days is over.

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Speaker 1: Bro forever you probably can't ever try clothes on again no.

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Speaker 2: You can try clothes that's bullshit man get out of

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Speaker 2: here try clothes.

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Speaker 1: On maybe in 2024 but who's gonna fucking let you

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Speaker 1: go try no one wants you to go in the

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Speaker 1: store and put your fucking covid all over the shirt

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Speaker 1: and they'll be like sorry I need a petite and

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Speaker 1: then you.

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Speaker 2: Fucking no that shit's over anyway I can't imagine that

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Speaker 2: happening Anyway, I hit a songwriters.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Belcalis Almanzar. That's party B. Megan P. Oh, that's

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Speaker 1: her real name?

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Oh, wow. And then Megan P. Belcalis Almanazar is Cardi

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Speaker 1: B's real name. Megan P., I'm assuming, is Megan. Mm-hmm.

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Speaker 1: And then James Foy III, Austin Owens, and Frank Rodriguez.

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Speaker 1: So we don't know if James Foy III came up

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Speaker 1: with the hit the uvula joke.

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Speaker 2: No, that's not what she says. She says, I want

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Speaker 2: to choke. I want you to touch that dangling thing

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Speaker 2: in the back of my throat.

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Speaker 5: Oh, my God.

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Speaker 1: Oh, man. Oh, man. It's such a, it's the lyrics.

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Speaker 1: It's such poetry. You know, the 17th century had Shakespeare.

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Speaker 1: We got that.

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Speaker 5: I crack up with the Mack truck pot as well.

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Speaker 1: Yes.

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Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.

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Speaker 1: Joelle goes yes it's hilarious like with the noise and

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Speaker 1: everything yeah it's a great song if we were allowed

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Speaker 1: to play music for you here we would play it

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Speaker 1: but all we have is Donald singing it that's all

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Speaker 1: we're allowed to do Donald if you cover it like

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Speaker 1: fully cover it and Dan can help you with the.

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Speaker 2: Somebody did cover it somebody did cover it they did

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Speaker 2: an 80s version of the WAP song and it is

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Speaker 2: so dope dude it slaps it slaps It's tight, dude.

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Speaker 2: It's like.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I wish we were allowed to play that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, maybe we can.

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Speaker 1: Maybe we can. If we contact the person and it's

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Speaker 1: a cover, maybe we can. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Well, I don't know if we have enough time.

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Speaker 1: Okay. So, sorry, let's focus. John, so far, you're beating

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01:00:30,610 --> 01:00:32,670
Speaker 1: our last guest by far, but that was not a

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Speaker 1: hard feat to achieve.

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Speaker 2: Look how excited he got.

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Speaker 1: I want the audience to know that we actually have

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Speaker 1: a guest that seems pleased to be on the show,

1310
01:00:41,480 --> 01:00:45,210
Speaker 1: which is very exciting. Do you have a question for

1311
01:00:45,270 --> 01:00:47,250
Speaker 1: us related to anything?

1312
01:00:47,290 --> 01:00:50,990
Speaker 5: Well, let us segue from music. I have a question

1313
01:00:51,010 --> 01:00:52,290
Speaker 5: for you, Zach, and don't worry, Donald, I've got one

1314
01:00:52,310 --> 01:00:56,530
Speaker 5: for you afterwards. Zach, if you were to write a musical,

1315
01:00:57,180 --> 01:00:59,600
Speaker 5: what would it be about and how would you incorporate

1316
01:00:59,660 --> 01:01:00,980
Speaker 5: a stunt involving a zipline?

1317
01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:03,680
Speaker 1: Oh, my God. Everyone's now making fun of me for

1318
01:01:03,700 --> 01:01:07,880
Speaker 1: loving the zipline episode. Jesus. I do love a good

1319
01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:09,200
Speaker 1: zipline joke. I don't know if you know that I

1320
01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:10,880
Speaker 1: directed that episode, John.

1321
01:01:10,940 --> 01:01:11,480
Speaker 2: No way.

1322
01:01:12,260 --> 01:01:15,060
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. True story. First one. Very tricky to direct

1323
01:01:15,100 --> 01:01:17,220
Speaker 1: yourself sliding down a zip line, but I managed to

1324
01:01:17,240 --> 01:01:21,100
Speaker 1: do it. You know, I'm just going to say the

1325
01:01:21,140 --> 01:01:26,680
Speaker 1: first thing that comes to my mind because someone asked,

1326
01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:30,920
Speaker 1: I think it was Josh Charles, the actor, who put

1327
01:01:30,980 --> 01:01:33,440
Speaker 1: on Twitter, like, what's a great movie that should be

1328
01:01:33,460 --> 01:01:36,520
Speaker 1: a musical? Because, of course, now they're making, well, theater's

1329
01:01:36,820 --> 01:01:40,740
Speaker 1: entirely on pause for the moment, but everyone's making movies

1330
01:01:40,820 --> 01:01:44,550
Speaker 1: into theater, and And because it was Josh Charles who

1331
01:01:44,670 --> 01:01:48,030
Speaker 1: said it, my brain instantly went to Dead Poets Society,

1332
01:01:48,490 --> 01:01:50,970
Speaker 1: which I thought would be, which is a movie I really,

1333
01:01:51,010 --> 01:01:54,640
Speaker 1: really love. And it's probably one of my favorite movies.

1334
01:01:55,110 --> 01:01:57,880
Speaker 1: And I thought, wow, that would be really conducive to

1335
01:01:57,940 --> 01:02:00,860
Speaker 1: be a musical. Now, that's not really an original idea.

1336
01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:03,800
Speaker 1: But since you asked me and I just put on Twitter,

1337
01:02:03,880 --> 01:02:06,460
Speaker 1: I replied to Josh Charles that that should be. And

1338
01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:08,500
Speaker 1: then I got a lot of attention because we were like, yeah,

1339
01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:11,270
Speaker 1: fuck yeah, that's a good idea. So there, there's my answer.

1340
01:02:11,810 --> 01:02:14,730
Speaker 2: If it were up to me, if I could do

1341
01:02:14,770 --> 01:02:19,280
Speaker 2: a musical, making one up is too hard. That's like

1342
01:02:19,320 --> 01:02:23,380
Speaker 2: a conundrum, dude. That's one of those things where it

1343
01:02:23,420 --> 01:02:26,860
Speaker 2: takes forever. To write music, to write a story, to

1344
01:02:26,900 --> 01:02:29,700
Speaker 2: write dance, all of that stuff takes forever. But if

1345
01:02:29,760 --> 01:02:32,590
Speaker 2: I could make a musical out of a movie, it

1346
01:02:32,610 --> 01:02:35,130
Speaker 2: would definitely be The Princess Bride. I think that would

1347
01:02:35,190 --> 01:02:38,030
Speaker 2: be a funny... musical I.

1348
01:02:38,050 --> 01:02:39,690
Speaker 1: Can't believe that's not in the I mean that's such

1349
01:02:39,730 --> 01:02:42,669
Speaker 1: like everybody's favorite movie I can't believe it's probably gotta

1350
01:02:42,690 --> 01:02:43,670
Speaker 1: be in the works right.

1351
01:02:43,750 --> 01:02:47,150
Speaker 2: That would be amazing I think that's and if you

1352
01:02:47,170 --> 01:02:51,270
Speaker 2: could somehow still keep that type of humor in the

1353
01:02:51,310 --> 01:02:54,330
Speaker 2: movie I mean in the musical as well that would

1354
01:02:54,350 --> 01:02:57,350
Speaker 2: be great without losing you know stop that rhyming I

1355
01:02:57,390 --> 01:03:00,890
Speaker 2: mean it anybody want a peanut if you can freaking

1356
01:03:00,910 --> 01:03:04,459
Speaker 2: still somehow keep that shit where am I the pits

1357
01:03:04,520 --> 01:03:07,020
Speaker 2: of despair You know, I would love to hear a

1358
01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:10,470
Speaker 2: musical number about rodents of unusual size. I'm just saying.

1359
01:03:10,860 --> 01:03:14,270
Speaker 1: Okay. There we are. Now, John, next question for Donald. Go.

1360
01:03:14,470 --> 01:03:19,670
Speaker 5: All right. Star Wars question. Oh, Jesus. You guys transcend

1361
01:03:19,690 --> 01:03:22,950
Speaker 5: my two loves. I love musicals and I love Star Wars.

1362
01:03:23,330 --> 01:03:23,610
Speaker 1: So.

1363
01:03:24,450 --> 01:03:27,250
Speaker 2: It's our baby. It's our son. It's our son, Zach.

1364
01:03:27,370 --> 01:03:28,550
Speaker 1: Our son lives in New Zealand.

1365
01:03:32,970 --> 01:03:34,190
Speaker 5: So when Disney bought Star Wars.

1366
01:03:34,210 --> 01:03:35,470
Speaker 1: I bet you love weed, too.

1367
01:03:35,790 --> 01:03:42,090
Speaker 5: I tried some in Canada, but I don't... Maybe.

1368
01:03:40,270 --> 01:03:41,930
Speaker 1: You can't get weed in New Zealand. I don't know.

1369
01:03:41,950 --> 01:03:42,690
Speaker 1: It might be hard down there.

1370
01:03:42,730 --> 01:03:43,390
Speaker 5: Yeah, we can, but.

1371
01:03:44,110 --> 01:03:47,550
Speaker 2: They can get weed in New Zealand. That shit's a weed.

1372
01:03:47,610 --> 01:03:48,310
Speaker 2: It grows anywhere.

1373
01:03:48,410 --> 01:03:50,650
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.

1374
01:03:51,050 --> 01:03:54,310
Speaker 5: All right, go ahead. When Disney bought Star Wars and

1375
01:03:54,350 --> 01:04:00,050
Speaker 5: they declared all of the expanded universe as non-canon, what

1376
01:04:00,070 --> 01:04:04,430
Speaker 5: book or comic series or... EU stuff did you miss?

1377
01:04:04,820 --> 01:04:05,930
Speaker 5: Did you feel saddest for?

1378
01:04:07,650 --> 01:04:09,410
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Joelle's like on the verge of tears.

1379
01:04:10,130 --> 01:04:12,510
Speaker 2: I was very happy that the Yuuzovong was out of

1380
01:04:12,570 --> 01:04:17,690
Speaker 2: the whole thing. I wasn't a fan of that. I

1381
01:04:17,710 --> 01:04:20,730
Speaker 2: didn't like that. I didn't like the fact that something

1382
01:04:20,870 --> 01:04:23,830
Speaker 2: from outside of the... I like the stories of the

1383
01:04:23,950 --> 01:04:28,660
Speaker 2: Sith and the Jedi and this new enemy that comes

1384
01:04:28,700 --> 01:04:31,720
Speaker 2: from out of nowhere and is... you know, resistant to

1385
01:04:31,740 --> 01:04:34,800
Speaker 2: the force and all of that stuff. It just seemed like,

1386
01:04:34,840 --> 01:04:37,860
Speaker 2: all right, so we have this galaxy that seems to

1387
01:04:38,280 --> 01:04:40,580
Speaker 2: have a balance. Let's fuck up the galaxy. How can

1388
01:04:40,620 --> 01:04:43,030
Speaker 2: we fuck it up? Let's just throw some impossible enemy

1389
01:04:43,110 --> 01:04:46,230
Speaker 2: at them. And you know what I mean? And, and

1390
01:04:46,590 --> 01:04:48,050
Speaker 2: I thought that was a cop out. So I didn't

1391
01:04:48,070 --> 01:04:52,030
Speaker 2: like that. My, the one stuff that I, the things

1392
01:04:52,070 --> 01:04:54,030
Speaker 2: that I did like were all of the stories about

1393
01:04:54,510 --> 01:04:59,480
Speaker 2: Han Solo's kids and Leia's kids and, and Luke's kid and,

1394
01:04:59,920 --> 01:05:02,310
Speaker 2: and you know what I mean? And, and, and, and

1395
01:05:02,390 --> 01:05:05,270
Speaker 2: even the stories of their grandchildren and stuff like that.

1396
01:05:05,350 --> 01:05:07,870
Speaker 2: And they're great, great grandchildren and stuff like that. All

1397
01:05:07,890 --> 01:05:12,230
Speaker 2: of that stuff was really cool stories to, that made

1398
01:05:12,270 --> 01:05:13,930
Speaker 2: a lot of sense. You know what I mean? It

1399
01:05:13,970 --> 01:05:18,760
Speaker 2: made sense that Leia had twins and, you know, one

1400
01:05:18,860 --> 01:05:22,320
Speaker 2: turned to the dark side and, you know, one, cause

1401
01:05:22,340 --> 01:05:24,140
Speaker 2: that's what you wanted for Luke and Leia to happen,

1402
01:05:24,180 --> 01:05:25,880
Speaker 2: you know, to happen to Luke and Leia. One turns

1403
01:05:25,900 --> 01:05:27,540
Speaker 2: to the dark side, And then the other one has

1404
01:05:27,560 --> 01:05:30,700
Speaker 2: to go kill their brother. Like, it's the next version

1405
01:05:30,820 --> 01:05:34,380
Speaker 2: of father and son or mother and daughter. And I

1406
01:05:34,440 --> 01:05:38,140
Speaker 2: just liked hearing about that lineage. Now, that being said,

1407
01:05:38,160 --> 01:05:42,360
Speaker 2: that does get a little bit redundant after a while.

1408
01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:46,360
Speaker 2: And nobody wants to hear about, you know, the Skywalkers

1409
01:05:46,520 --> 01:05:49,420
Speaker 2: and the Solos forever and ever and ever. You know

1410
01:05:49,440 --> 01:05:51,900
Speaker 2: what I mean? All right.

1411
01:05:52,080 --> 01:05:53,160
Speaker 1: Well, that sounds... Let me finish.

1412
01:05:53,220 --> 01:05:56,040
Speaker 2: I'm not done. I'm not done. I'm not done. Just

1413
01:05:56,360 --> 01:05:59,400
Speaker 2: wait a second. So that being said, I like the

1414
01:05:59,500 --> 01:06:02,420
Speaker 2: old Republic stuff. I think maybe that's the next direction

1415
01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:03,919
Speaker 2: that they should go. I know they're doing this high

1416
01:06:04,020 --> 01:06:06,600
Speaker 2: order and all of that, and Yoda's going to be

1417
01:06:06,620 --> 01:06:08,740
Speaker 2: in it. I think that's the right way to go.

1418
01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:11,880
Speaker 2: I think there's something special about seeing a bunch of

1419
01:06:12,140 --> 01:06:17,360
Speaker 2: red lightsabers clash against green, blue, and purple. There's something...

1420
01:06:17,700 --> 01:06:21,200
Speaker 2: If you could find a way to do Braveheart with Jedi... Testify!

1421
01:06:21,580 --> 01:06:22,260
Speaker 5: Yes!

1422
01:06:22,600 --> 01:06:24,880
Speaker 2: Breach! That'd be great.

1423
01:06:24,940 --> 01:06:25,080
Speaker 5: So.

1424
01:06:26,880 --> 01:06:27,460
Speaker 2: I was worried.

1425
01:06:27,580 --> 01:06:30,470
Speaker 1: All right. That feels like you did a great job

1426
01:06:30,590 --> 01:06:34,870
Speaker 1: answering it, Donald. I felt satisfied. I'm sure everyone that

1427
01:06:34,910 --> 01:06:42,090
Speaker 1: loves Star Wars feels satisfied. Joelle, for example, yelled testify. Now, John,

1428
01:06:42,760 --> 01:06:46,740
Speaker 1: it's time for everybody's favorite new segment, Fix Your Life.

1429
01:06:47,380 --> 01:06:49,260
Speaker 1: As you well know from being a fan of the show,

1430
01:06:49,940 --> 01:06:53,780
Speaker 1: Donald and I are pretty great, I think exceptional, at

1431
01:06:53,820 --> 01:06:57,160
Speaker 1: fixing people's lives. Your problem could be big or small.

1432
01:06:57,980 --> 01:06:58,580
Speaker 1: We can handle it.

1433
01:06:59,420 --> 01:06:59,660
Speaker 5: Okay.

1434
01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:00,460
Speaker 2: So, John.

1435
01:07:00,480 --> 01:07:00,940
Speaker 5: Yes.

1436
01:07:01,040 --> 01:07:04,380
Speaker 2: It's time to fix your life.

1437
01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:07,180
Speaker 5: Oh, God.

1438
01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:07,420
Speaker 1: Okay.

1439
01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:11,210
Speaker 5: So, I have actually a dog problem. Oh. And she's

1440
01:07:11,230 --> 01:07:13,090
Speaker 5: in the room with me right now because she's... Can

1441
01:07:13,110 --> 01:07:13,870
Speaker 5: we see her?

1442
01:07:14,350 --> 01:07:14,790
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jess.

1443
01:07:14,910 --> 01:07:16,150
Speaker 5: Jess, do you want to come up?

1444
01:07:16,210 --> 01:07:17,950
Speaker 1: Jess, come on. Come on.

1445
01:07:18,050 --> 01:07:19,450
Speaker 2: Poppy. Come on.

1446
01:07:19,810 --> 01:07:20,870
Speaker 5: Come here.

1447
01:07:21,110 --> 01:07:22,270
Speaker 2: Ready? Uh-oh.

1448
01:07:22,930 --> 01:07:26,510
Speaker 5: Oh, no. Say hi.

1449
01:07:26,750 --> 01:07:27,070
Speaker 2: Hey, guys.

1450
01:07:28,650 --> 01:07:33,070
Speaker 1: Oh, what a cutie. She's beautiful. Yeah, go ahead. I

1451
01:07:33,090 --> 01:07:35,670
Speaker 1: can answer any dog question. I'm a dog master.

1452
01:07:36,010 --> 01:07:40,710
Speaker 5: So, yeah, she's eight years old, and she's part boxer.

1453
01:07:40,910 --> 01:07:45,870
Speaker 5: We've moved down here five years ago from Auckland, and

1454
01:07:46,630 --> 01:07:48,350
Speaker 5: in that time, she's been fine. We've been able to

1455
01:07:48,390 --> 01:07:49,650
Speaker 5: leave her in the yard when we go to work.

1456
01:07:50,470 --> 01:07:54,070
Speaker 5: And then just a month ago, she died. decided to

1457
01:07:54,130 --> 01:07:56,340
Speaker 5: escape one day and just ran around the neighborhood and

1458
01:07:56,380 --> 01:07:58,580
Speaker 5: it was very stressful it took us a whole day

1459
01:07:58,600 --> 01:08:03,180
Speaker 5: to find her um and she dug out under our

1460
01:08:03,220 --> 01:08:05,020
Speaker 5: gate so we concreted that so she couldn't do it

1461
01:08:05,040 --> 01:08:08,480
Speaker 5: again but she still tries and so we don't trust

1462
01:08:08,520 --> 01:08:11,140
Speaker 5: her at all on her own and i've been taking

1463
01:08:11,160 --> 01:08:16,050
Speaker 5: her to doggy daycare and just trying to see what

1464
01:08:16,110 --> 01:08:17,490
Speaker 5: we can do. We're going to try her again on

1465
01:08:17,510 --> 01:08:18,450
Speaker 5: her own today, but I'm just.

1466
01:08:18,830 --> 01:08:21,050
Speaker 1: Now, John, do you, um, do you run her enough?

1467
01:08:21,170 --> 01:08:24,730
Speaker 1: Because I only know this from watching Caesar Milan, which

1468
01:08:24,950 --> 01:08:26,850
Speaker 1: who I love, if you, if you get a dog, uh,

1469
01:08:27,630 --> 01:08:29,599
Speaker 1: and you're new to owning a dog, obviously you're not,

1470
01:08:29,640 --> 01:08:32,349
Speaker 1: but I'm talking to other people watching like every episode

1471
01:08:32,380 --> 01:08:34,719
Speaker 1: of Caesar is a, is a really good education. Cause

1472
01:08:35,320 --> 01:08:38,600
Speaker 1: you know, obviously it's, it's edited to make him look like,

1473
01:08:38,900 --> 01:08:41,930
Speaker 1: like a God, but, um, But it is helpful. And

1474
01:08:41,950 --> 01:08:43,290
Speaker 1: I know that one thing he does– I remember an

1475
01:08:43,330 --> 01:08:45,360
Speaker 1: episode where a dog was constantly escaping and part of

1476
01:08:45,380 --> 01:08:47,560
Speaker 1: the problem was like the dog just wanted to sprint.

1477
01:08:48,220 --> 01:08:51,580
Speaker 1: And he would do things like getting on rollerblades and

1478
01:08:51,620 --> 01:08:54,150
Speaker 1: running with the dog or getting on a bicycle and

1479
01:08:54,270 --> 01:08:56,950
Speaker 1: sprinting alongside the dog. But do you think the dog

1480
01:08:57,130 --> 01:08:59,730
Speaker 1: is getting enough– are you exhausting the dog?

1481
01:08:59,750 --> 01:08:59,870
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1482
01:09:00,150 --> 01:09:02,260
Speaker 1: A big dog like that needs to probably run.

1483
01:09:03,189 --> 01:09:06,479
Speaker 5: Yeah. We take her to play at the park before

1484
01:09:06,540 --> 01:09:09,059
Speaker 5: work every morning and after work as well.

1485
01:09:10,680 --> 01:09:15,219
Speaker 6: Well, then, you know, John, it really comes down to

1486
01:09:15,320 --> 01:09:22,520
Speaker 6: you having to ask yourself, Am I a good pet owner?

1487
01:09:23,080 --> 01:09:26,610
Speaker 1: Yeah. John, I need you to put yourself on the

1488
01:09:26,650 --> 01:09:35,349
Speaker 1: dog's head. The dog wants to get away from you.

1489
01:09:35,729 --> 01:09:39,070
Speaker 1: You're welcome, John. We just fixed your life. You're welcome, John.

1490
01:09:39,090 --> 01:09:39,910
Speaker 1: Thank you, John. No.

1491
01:09:42,660 --> 01:09:45,060
Speaker 2: That's interesting. I am not a dog whisperer and I

1492
01:09:45,100 --> 01:09:47,120
Speaker 2: am not a vet. And so I don't know what

1493
01:09:47,200 --> 01:09:50,860
Speaker 2: goes on in dogs' minds. I will say I have

1494
01:09:51,150 --> 01:09:56,729
Speaker 2: a dog and I feel like dogs like to be disciplined.

1495
01:09:59,270 --> 01:10:01,150
Speaker 2: And I don't mean with the hand or anything like that,

1496
01:10:01,189 --> 01:10:04,040
Speaker 2: but given them chores to do. It's not just about

1497
01:10:04,100 --> 01:10:07,990
Speaker 2: running them. It's also about making them do things and

1498
01:10:08,070 --> 01:10:10,809
Speaker 2: they enjoy doing that type of stuff so uh you

1499
01:10:10,850 --> 01:10:11,229
Speaker 2: know what are.

1500
01:10:11,189 --> 01:10:14,030
Speaker 1: You saying he should do like like errands around the house.

1501
01:10:13,840 --> 01:10:16,220
Speaker 2: Like like mowing like i don't know do you do

1502
01:10:16,320 --> 01:10:20,340
Speaker 2: stay sit down roll over and and things like that

1503
01:10:20,360 --> 01:10:24,500
Speaker 2: i don't you know those are things to occupy a

1504
01:10:24,560 --> 01:10:26,460
Speaker 2: dog's mind as well do you have a.

1505
01:10:26,460 --> 01:10:29,460
Speaker 5: Crate no so we tried to create trainer but she's

1506
01:10:29,620 --> 01:10:32,090
Speaker 5: uh she's a rescue from um We call it the

1507
01:10:32,150 --> 01:10:35,309
Speaker 5: SPCA here, sort of like the pound, I guess.

1508
01:10:35,410 --> 01:10:37,390
Speaker 2: Oh, right. But now this makes even more sense. So

1509
01:10:37,430 --> 01:10:42,560
Speaker 2: it's not necessarily you. Maybe where she came from before.

1510
01:10:42,570 --> 01:10:42,650
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1511
01:10:44,220 --> 01:10:47,540
Speaker 2: You know, and this is just something psychological.

1512
01:10:47,620 --> 01:10:47,920
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1513
01:10:49,479 --> 01:10:51,900
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. But have you tried working with a

1514
01:10:51,939 --> 01:10:52,540
Speaker 1: trainer at all?

1515
01:10:53,460 --> 01:10:56,890
Speaker 5: I had a lady sort of try to give me advice.

1516
01:10:57,030 --> 01:10:58,430
Speaker 5: I might need to get back in touch with her.

1517
01:10:59,229 --> 01:11:01,260
Speaker 1: All right, well, get back in touch with the trainer, John.

1518
01:11:01,300 --> 01:11:01,960
Speaker 1: You're welcome.

1519
01:11:01,979 --> 01:11:02,280
Speaker 5: Thank you.

1520
01:11:02,300 --> 01:11:06,080
Speaker 1: You're welcome. You're welcome, Donald. Say it. You're welcome.

1521
01:11:06,439 --> 01:11:09,080
Speaker 2: Well, I don't feel like I fixed his life. I

1522
01:11:09,260 --> 01:11:11,360
Speaker 2: feel like I've put him on a path.

1523
01:11:11,860 --> 01:11:14,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, we put him on a path. We put him

1524
01:11:14,300 --> 01:11:17,470
Speaker 1: on a path. We said watch Caesar because there is

1525
01:11:17,490 --> 01:11:20,050
Speaker 1: an episode about an escaping dog and Caesar fixes that

1526
01:11:20,070 --> 01:11:20,570
Speaker 1: guy's problem.

1527
01:11:20,590 --> 01:11:23,689
Speaker 2: You have three choices. You can watch Caesar. You can

1528
01:11:23,970 --> 01:11:25,830
Speaker 2: contact the dog trainer.

1529
01:11:26,170 --> 01:11:26,630
Speaker 1: Yes. Or.

1530
01:11:27,170 --> 01:11:29,570
Speaker 2: You can take a good look at yourself. Look at

1531
01:11:29,610 --> 01:11:30,470
Speaker 2: the man in the mirror.

1532
01:11:30,570 --> 01:11:33,809
Speaker 1: Why are animals trying to run away from you, John?

1533
01:11:34,390 --> 01:11:36,890
Speaker 2: What is it that you're doing that's making animals?

1534
01:11:36,950 --> 01:11:39,219
Speaker 1: I'm asking you to look in the mirror. I'm asking

1535
01:11:39,260 --> 01:11:40,599
Speaker 1: you to make a change.

1536
01:11:41,530 --> 01:11:45,490
Speaker 2: No message could have been any clearer, John. The dog

1537
01:11:45,530 --> 01:11:47,089
Speaker 2: is giving you the message.

1538
01:11:47,290 --> 01:11:48,510
Speaker 5: She's trying to run to him.

1539
01:11:48,870 --> 01:11:49,300
Speaker 1: Shimon!

1540
01:11:49,340 --> 01:11:49,880
Speaker 2: Shimon!

1541
01:11:49,939 --> 01:11:54,180
Speaker 1: Shimon, John! Shimon, John! Shimon, John! John, if you want

1542
01:11:54,220 --> 01:11:56,160
Speaker 1: to make yourself a better dog owner, you got to

1543
01:11:56,180 --> 01:11:58,219
Speaker 1: look at yourself and then make the change.

1544
01:11:59,140 --> 01:12:00,020
Speaker 3: Woo! Woo!

1545
01:12:00,140 --> 01:12:02,180
Speaker 2: Make that change.

1546
01:12:02,220 --> 01:12:06,040
Speaker 1: Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. Make

1547
01:12:06,320 --> 01:12:07,900
Speaker 1: that change. It's a great song. All right, we got

1548
01:12:07,920 --> 01:12:09,760
Speaker 1: to go, John. This has been awesome. You're going to

1549
01:12:09,780 --> 01:12:11,700
Speaker 1: get a mug. It'll probably take four years to get there.

1550
01:12:11,960 --> 01:12:14,160
Speaker 5: Oh, can I just quickly throw back to just one

1551
01:12:14,200 --> 01:12:17,439
Speaker 5: previous episode where you talked about North African-American players in

1552
01:12:17,460 --> 01:12:20,820
Speaker 5: the NHL? At the upcoming draft in October, there's a

1553
01:12:20,840 --> 01:12:23,660
Speaker 5: kid called Quinton Byfield who's probably going to go second overall.

1554
01:12:23,860 --> 01:12:26,610
Speaker 5: So that's another good.

1555
01:12:26,890 --> 01:12:29,110
Speaker 2: But is he like the savior? Is he the savior?

1556
01:12:29,510 --> 01:12:29,650
Speaker 3: Is he?

1557
01:12:30,660 --> 01:12:34,349
Speaker 2: Is he the great black hype of hockey?

1558
01:12:34,689 --> 01:12:37,439
Speaker 5: He's comparable to a guy called Evgeny Malkin who plays

1559
01:12:37,470 --> 01:12:38,740
Speaker 5: for the Pittsburgh Penguins.

1560
01:12:39,570 --> 01:12:43,189
Speaker 2: Is he comparable to Wayne Gretzky? That's the question. Is

1561
01:12:43,970 --> 01:12:48,870
Speaker 2: he comparable to Sidney Crosby? These are the questions that

1562
01:12:48,930 --> 01:12:53,689
Speaker 2: I'm asking. Because if he's going to change the sport

1563
01:12:54,630 --> 01:12:57,690
Speaker 2: like some of the white players have changed the NBA,

1564
01:12:58,150 --> 01:13:00,950
Speaker 2: now we're talking. But if it's just some black dude

1565
01:13:01,010 --> 01:13:04,510
Speaker 2: coming in because he's black and the NHL needs black faces.

1566
01:13:04,530 --> 01:13:07,129
Speaker 1: He's saying that he's going to go second in the draft.

1567
01:13:07,150 --> 01:13:07,930
Speaker 1: What the hell are you talking about?

1568
01:13:07,950 --> 01:13:09,890
Speaker 5: That's pretty high. And he could be really good.

1569
01:13:09,910 --> 01:13:12,070
Speaker 2: Yo, there are a lot of... I'm not trying to hate.

1570
01:13:12,210 --> 01:13:14,650
Speaker 2: And I hate when I hate because hating is for suckers.

1571
01:13:14,670 --> 01:13:16,570
Speaker 2: And I do that a lot sometimes. And we have

1572
01:13:16,610 --> 01:13:18,470
Speaker 2: to edit that shit out. But I'm going to say

1573
01:13:18,490 --> 01:13:20,350
Speaker 2: this right now. I'm going to say this right now.

1574
01:13:20,370 --> 01:13:24,270
Speaker 2: There have been a lot of NBA players that went

1575
01:13:24,380 --> 01:13:27,080
Speaker 2: high in the draft... thinking that they were going to

1576
01:13:27,120 --> 01:13:32,260
Speaker 2: be some great savior and turned out to be a bust.

1577
01:13:32,840 --> 01:13:34,640
Speaker 2: So just because this dude's going.

1578
01:13:34,420 --> 01:13:35,840
Speaker 1: Number two doesn't mean he's going to make it as

1579
01:13:35,860 --> 01:13:36,840
Speaker 1: an NHL player. So that's great.

1580
01:13:37,040 --> 01:13:50,500
Speaker 2: It's great that he's on his way. but we shall see.

1581
01:13:50,960 --> 01:13:52,860
Speaker 1: John, I'm rooting for him. I'm rooting for him to

1582
01:13:52,900 --> 01:13:55,740
Speaker 1: be wonderful. Thank you so much for coming on the show.

1583
01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:58,340
Speaker 2: And he's North American. He's not African American, right? He's

1584
01:13:58,360 --> 01:14:01,229
Speaker 2: like from Canada, right? Yep, knew it.

1585
01:14:02,900 --> 01:14:06,559
Speaker 1: Anyway. Thank you. I can't wait to get my WAP t-shirt.

1586
01:14:06,680 --> 01:14:10,210
Speaker 1: I can't wait to get my i.co t-shirt. and you're

1587
01:14:10,229 --> 01:14:11,530
Speaker 1: going to get a mug. I don't know how long

1588
01:14:11,570 --> 01:14:13,850
Speaker 1: it takes to get things to New Zealand, but look

1589
01:14:13,870 --> 01:14:15,470
Speaker 1: for it by the time you're 40 or 45.

1590
01:14:15,450 --> 01:14:17,180
Speaker 5: I'll tell you what, when you guys come to the

1591
01:14:17,220 --> 01:14:19,200
Speaker 5: World Tour and come down here, just bring it then,

1592
01:14:19,320 --> 01:14:20,520
Speaker 5: and I'll take you on a little tour.

1593
01:14:20,540 --> 01:14:23,439
Speaker 1: Oh, perfect. We definitely got to do New Zealand when

1594
01:14:23,460 --> 01:14:24,120
Speaker 1: we go on the World Tour.

1595
01:14:24,140 --> 01:14:24,880
Speaker 2: I would love to go to New Zealand.

1596
01:14:24,939 --> 01:14:25,979
Speaker 5: I'll take you on a tour of all the Lord

1597
01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:28,059
Speaker 5: of the Rings locations. Yay!

1598
01:14:28,620 --> 01:14:30,120
Speaker 2: Well, I don't necessarily want to see the Lord of

1599
01:14:30,140 --> 01:14:31,970
Speaker 2: the Rings stuff, but I want to see, like, yo,

1600
01:14:32,090 --> 01:14:35,570
Speaker 2: is Word Life, the Maori people, I want to.

1601
01:14:38,060 --> 01:14:42,689
Speaker 2: There's a bunch of history there that I'm fascinated by.

1602
01:14:42,710 --> 01:14:44,309
Speaker 2: So I would love to check that out.

1603
01:14:44,729 --> 01:14:47,150
Speaker 1: All right. Well, we're going to be on a tour

1604
01:14:47,170 --> 01:14:50,530
Speaker 1: bus with all four of our faces on the side.

1605
01:14:50,570 --> 01:14:54,330
Speaker 1: It's going to be really, really exciting. Awesome. All right.

1606
01:14:54,450 --> 01:14:56,250
Speaker 1: We got to go, John. Thank you so much. Thank you.

1607
01:14:56,290 --> 01:14:56,910
Speaker 5: Thanks again.

1608
01:14:56,950 --> 01:15:00,390
Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for John!

1609
01:15:00,410 --> 01:15:02,210
Speaker 1: Peace, buddy.

1610
01:15:02,229 --> 01:15:03,610
Speaker 5: Take care.

1611
01:15:03,670 --> 01:15:06,910
Speaker 1: Big John! How refreshing to have a guest that was

1612
01:15:06,930 --> 01:15:08,360
Speaker 1: at least interested in talking to us.

1613
01:15:08,370 --> 01:15:10,810
Speaker 5: Agreed. Woo!

1614
01:15:11,680 --> 01:15:12,189
Speaker 1: That's a lot of hate.

1615
01:15:12,220 --> 01:15:12,689
Speaker 2: I like John.

1616
01:15:12,720 --> 01:15:17,780
Speaker 1: That's a lot of hate. He was good. All right. Well,

1617
01:15:17,800 --> 01:15:19,880
Speaker 1: we're almost done, but let's talk about Leslie Baker.

1618
01:15:19,900 --> 01:15:21,640
Speaker 2: I was about to say, we had Stanley from The

1619
01:15:21,700 --> 01:15:22,360
Speaker 2: Office on the show.

1620
01:15:22,380 --> 01:15:24,939
Speaker 1: Stanley from The Office, who I love and have put

1621
01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:27,050
Speaker 1: in the short film I made. He was in Wish

1622
01:15:27,070 --> 01:15:28,790
Speaker 1: I Was Here. I always think that guy's so funny.

1623
01:15:29,610 --> 01:15:32,769
Speaker 1: And here he is. This was before The Office.

1624
01:15:33,390 --> 01:15:33,679
Speaker 5: Yes, it was.

1625
01:15:33,750 --> 01:15:35,630
Speaker 1: Obviously, he wouldn't be doing the show if it wasn't

1626
01:15:35,650 --> 01:15:39,430
Speaker 1: before The Office. And there he is. And he has

1627
01:15:39,490 --> 01:15:42,740
Speaker 1: a cameo. He only has one line in which he

1628
01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:47,380
Speaker 1: outs to Carla that you've been talking about having sex

1629
01:15:47,580 --> 01:15:48,800
Speaker 1: with Elliot during surgery.

1630
01:15:50,240 --> 01:15:53,389
Speaker 2: Yep. Not me, but Turk does.

1631
01:15:53,930 --> 01:15:56,830
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think the audience knows how to delineate between

1632
01:15:56,890 --> 01:15:57,650
Speaker 1: you and your character.

1633
01:15:57,689 --> 01:15:58,970
Speaker 2: I'm just going to say, this is the point that

1634
01:15:58,990 --> 01:16:02,250
Speaker 2: I'm trying to make. When you keep secrets, but you

1635
01:16:02,310 --> 01:16:06,849
Speaker 2: keep secrets from your spouse about sex, they always find out.

1636
01:16:07,130 --> 01:16:08,090
Speaker 1: Oh, shit always comes out.

1637
01:16:08,750 --> 01:16:12,769
Speaker 2: It always comes out. So your best bet is to

1638
01:16:12,810 --> 01:16:17,650
Speaker 2: not tell anyone you had a sex fantasy. Keep that

1639
01:16:17,689 --> 01:16:18,389
Speaker 2: shit to yourself.

1640
01:16:18,950 --> 01:16:19,130
Speaker 1: Right.

1641
01:16:19,150 --> 01:16:20,839
Speaker 2: And then you'll never be in this situation ever.

1642
01:16:21,340 --> 01:16:26,979
Speaker 1: Yeah. I laughed hard when Sam Lloyd at 1620 says something.

1643
01:16:27,080 --> 01:16:29,559
Speaker 1: He goes, I just have that one dream where I

1644
01:16:29,660 --> 01:16:34,470
Speaker 1: hold his head under the water until the last bubble goes.

1645
01:16:34,790 --> 01:16:37,550
Speaker 1: And then there's like a long pause and he goes, bloop, bloop.

1646
01:16:38,970 --> 01:16:42,130
Speaker 1: Talking about killing Kelso. That's his only dream that he

1647
01:16:42,290 --> 01:16:42,790
Speaker 1: has recurring.

1648
01:16:42,810 --> 01:16:45,349
Speaker 2: And then Kelso walks by and says something.

1649
01:16:45,750 --> 01:16:46,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, go get me something.

1650
01:16:47,150 --> 01:16:49,170
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, I'm still waiting on that, whatever it is.

1651
01:16:49,270 --> 01:16:50,310
Speaker 1: It was Oreos or something.

1652
01:16:50,340 --> 01:16:51,219
Speaker 2: Yeah, those Oreos.

1653
01:16:51,920 --> 01:16:55,740
Speaker 1: Bloop. And then I forgot that there was a Luftballoons

1654
01:16:55,780 --> 01:16:59,840
Speaker 1: callback with Amy Smart and the parents dancing. I totally

1655
01:16:59,860 --> 01:17:01,400
Speaker 1: forgot we did that. That was funny.

1656
01:17:01,479 --> 01:17:03,780
Speaker 2: I have a question. Why didn't JD take her aside

1657
01:17:03,920 --> 01:17:05,769
Speaker 2: at the restaurant? Why did he run up to the

1658
01:17:05,830 --> 01:17:08,530
Speaker 2: table with these two people there? It's clear that she's

1659
01:17:08,570 --> 01:17:09,910
Speaker 2: there with these two people, too.

1660
01:17:09,970 --> 01:17:10,450
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.

1661
01:17:10,470 --> 01:17:13,809
Speaker 2: Like, the shot is him running up to a table

1662
01:17:13,910 --> 01:17:15,250
Speaker 2: of her and people dancing.

1663
01:17:15,640 --> 01:17:15,880
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1664
01:17:16,040 --> 01:17:17,800
Speaker 2: Why not be like, hey, you know what? Can I

1665
01:17:17,820 --> 01:17:18,680
Speaker 2: talk to you for a second?

1666
01:17:18,700 --> 01:17:21,950
Speaker 1: Yeah. And why would he do that in front of anyone?

1667
01:17:22,070 --> 01:17:24,689
Speaker 1: He talks about having sex at her husband's funeral.

1668
01:17:25,150 --> 01:17:29,510
Speaker 2: Yeah. Like, moron. They don't want to hear that shit.

1669
01:17:29,550 --> 01:17:31,640
Speaker 1: It's probably the reason I'm assuming she's not back.

1670
01:17:33,240 --> 01:17:34,180
Speaker 2: I think he ruined it.

1671
01:17:34,180 --> 01:17:36,080
Speaker 1: Is she done? Does she have another one? I forgot.

1672
01:17:36,400 --> 01:17:38,339
Speaker 2: I don't know. But she was so great on the episode.

1673
01:17:38,580 --> 01:17:39,720
Speaker 2: She was so great in the show.

1674
01:17:39,760 --> 01:17:39,920
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1675
01:17:40,400 --> 01:17:43,340
Speaker 2: When she's on your back, and he's like, I know

1676
01:17:43,800 --> 01:17:46,180
Speaker 2: you've got a Tate Tacoma wife on your mind. You're like, no,

1677
01:17:46,200 --> 01:17:48,639
Speaker 2: I don't. And she jumps on your back, and he goes, yeah,

1678
01:17:48,660 --> 01:17:50,880
Speaker 2: you do. And then you nudge her off, and she

1679
01:17:50,920 --> 01:17:51,309
Speaker 2: goes flying off.

1680
01:17:51,320 --> 01:17:52,580
Speaker 1: She's really funny. I don't know why.

1681
01:17:52,600 --> 01:17:53,220
Speaker 2: She's so funny.

1682
01:17:54,140 --> 01:17:55,300
Speaker 1: She must be on a show. I haven't seen her

1683
01:17:55,380 --> 01:17:55,800
Speaker 1: that much.

1684
01:17:55,840 --> 01:17:59,809
Speaker 2: She's on Stargirl, actually, which is a Berlanti show. That's

1685
01:17:59,870 --> 01:18:01,010
Speaker 2: in the Arrowverse.

1686
01:18:01,850 --> 01:18:03,010
Speaker 5: Got it.

1687
01:18:03,110 --> 01:18:05,970
Speaker 2: She, believe it or not, plays a mother now of

1688
01:18:06,010 --> 01:18:09,720
Speaker 2: a teenage girl. That's how... That's how far we've come.

1689
01:18:09,810 --> 01:18:11,200
Speaker 1: That's how old we are.

1690
01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:13,080
Speaker 2: Well, I'm not going to say old. I'll say that's

1691
01:18:13,100 --> 01:18:15,820
Speaker 2: how far we've come. I thought Amy did.

1692
01:18:15,720 --> 01:18:18,120
Speaker 1: A great job on her arc. I don't know if

1693
01:18:18,140 --> 01:18:19,080
Speaker 1: it's over, but I assume it's over.

1694
01:18:19,100 --> 01:18:22,519
Speaker 2: She's still a very good actress, and she does great

1695
01:18:22,600 --> 01:18:24,620
Speaker 2: on the show. I'm a fan of the show.

1696
01:18:26,530 --> 01:18:28,410
Speaker 1: And then that baby at the end, I just have

1697
01:18:28,430 --> 01:18:33,590
Speaker 1: to say, as someone who appreciates an adorable baby, they

1698
01:18:33,630 --> 01:18:34,610
Speaker 1: cast that baby well.

1699
01:18:35,550 --> 01:18:36,510
Speaker 2: Oh, all babies are cute.

1700
01:18:37,340 --> 01:18:39,439
Speaker 1: That's not true. And this baby.

1701
01:18:39,460 --> 01:18:42,300
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no. All babies are cute. Even

1702
01:18:42,340 --> 01:18:43,080
Speaker 2: when they're born.

1703
01:18:43,120 --> 01:18:47,370
Speaker 1: Look, man. I can say I didn't know it was

1704
01:18:47,390 --> 01:18:49,930
Speaker 1: controversial to say that some babies are cuter than other babies.

1705
01:18:50,479 --> 01:18:52,600
Speaker 2: Here's what's going to happen. You're going to have a baby.

1706
01:18:53,080 --> 01:18:54,460
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm going to love it. I'm not saying

1707
01:18:54,500 --> 01:18:56,760
Speaker 1: the parents don't think it's cute, but I'm saying that

1708
01:18:56,820 --> 01:18:57,320
Speaker 1: there are some babies.

1709
01:18:57,340 --> 01:18:58,620
Speaker 2: And you'll understand what I'm talking about.

1710
01:18:59,720 --> 01:19:01,740
Speaker 1: I know that if it's my baby, no matter what

1711
01:19:01,760 --> 01:19:03,260
Speaker 1: it looks like, I'm going to think it's the cutest baby.

1712
01:19:03,380 --> 01:19:06,799
Speaker 1: I'm just saying clearly they cast a particularly adorable baby

1713
01:19:06,860 --> 01:19:09,880
Speaker 1: to smile at Johnny C and have him fall in

1714
01:19:09,939 --> 01:19:12,860
Speaker 1: love and have his eyes well at the end. Oh,

1715
01:19:12,930 --> 01:19:14,790
Speaker 1: Joelle just told me that she is back for another one.

1716
01:19:14,850 --> 01:19:18,210
Speaker 1: She's back for 221. So I knew it. And then

1717
01:19:18,250 --> 01:19:19,970
Speaker 1: we have, so we're getting close to being done with

1718
01:19:20,010 --> 01:19:21,970
Speaker 1: this season two, guys. I got to tell you, we

1719
01:19:22,010 --> 01:19:26,090
Speaker 1: got three more left, it looks like. Oh, shit.

1720
01:19:27,320 --> 01:19:30,790
Speaker 2: So what happens then after we finish season two? Are

1721
01:19:31,830 --> 01:19:33,470
Speaker 2: we going to go right into season three or are

1722
01:19:33,510 --> 01:19:34,229
Speaker 2: we going to take a break?

1723
01:19:34,870 --> 01:19:36,650
Speaker 1: Well, we just took a break. Should we keep going?

1724
01:19:37,490 --> 01:19:38,389
Speaker 2: It's up to you, man.

1725
01:19:38,550 --> 01:19:41,519
Speaker 1: I don't want the fans to stop counting on us.

1726
01:19:42,070 --> 01:19:46,439
Speaker 1: A lot of people rely on us for their biweekly smile.

1727
01:19:47,080 --> 01:19:47,800
Speaker 2: I agree with that.

1728
01:19:48,439 --> 01:19:50,240
Speaker 1: I don't want to let anybody down.

1729
01:19:50,560 --> 01:19:51,900
Speaker 2: That's the last thing I want to do too.

1730
01:19:52,729 --> 01:19:57,090
Speaker 1: We're working on Ryan Reynolds. I've had some top secret. Yeah,

1731
01:19:57,130 --> 01:19:58,830
Speaker 1: I think we have a chance. I think we have

1732
01:19:58,850 --> 01:19:59,330
Speaker 1: a chance.

1733
01:19:59,850 --> 01:20:00,710
Speaker 2: Does he know I'm sorry?

1734
01:20:02,189 --> 01:20:05,110
Speaker 1: I don't think he remembers, but I hope that he

1735
01:20:05,300 --> 01:20:06,979
Speaker 1: will talk about it if and when we get him

1736
01:20:07,060 --> 01:20:11,639
Speaker 1: on the show. But I did speak with him via email,

1737
01:20:11,979 --> 01:20:13,660
Speaker 1: and it's a work in progress.

1738
01:20:14,540 --> 01:20:17,700
Speaker 2: We'll see what happens. You think I should reach out

1739
01:20:17,740 --> 01:20:19,099
Speaker 2: to him?

1740
01:20:19,120 --> 01:20:20,880
Speaker 1: No, I don't want you to fuck up any momentum

1741
01:20:20,939 --> 01:20:24,979
Speaker 1: I've made. Okay. You might get drunk and dry hump

1742
01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:25,639
Speaker 1: him over Zoom.

1743
01:20:25,660 --> 01:20:28,920
Speaker 2: No, I'm not going to get drunk and dry hump

1744
01:20:29,020 --> 01:20:30,400
Speaker 2: anybody over Zoom.

1745
01:20:31,460 --> 01:20:33,179
Speaker 1: Can you dry hump him? I guess you could dry

1746
01:20:33,200 --> 01:20:34,099
Speaker 1: hump the camera.

1747
01:20:34,729 --> 01:20:36,610
Speaker 2: Well, did you see the video of the dude in

1748
01:20:36,630 --> 01:20:40,990
Speaker 2: the middle of the meeting on Zoom? And he thinks

1749
01:20:41,030 --> 01:20:45,469
Speaker 2: he blacks the camera out. And so he switches over

1750
01:20:45,570 --> 01:20:50,019
Speaker 2: to his browser and you see him get up, walk

1751
01:20:50,040 --> 01:20:53,280
Speaker 2: to the bathroom and Go get lotion and toilet paper.

1752
01:20:53,700 --> 01:20:54,120
Speaker 1: No.

1753
01:20:54,640 --> 01:20:56,970
Speaker 2: Sets the toilet paper down and sets the lotion down.

1754
01:20:57,290 --> 01:20:59,629
Speaker 2: And they're all like, no. Richard, no.

1755
01:20:59,750 --> 01:20:59,890
Speaker 1: No.

1756
01:20:59,990 --> 01:21:01,650
Speaker 2: And he goes.

1757
01:21:02,710 --> 01:21:05,269
Speaker 1: That's not real. And puts the lotion on. That's got

1758
01:21:05,290 --> 01:21:05,950
Speaker 1: to be a joke.

1759
01:21:06,450 --> 01:21:08,170
Speaker 2: Dude, I'm telling you.

1760
01:21:08,570 --> 01:21:10,270
Speaker 1: Oh, my God. If that's not a joke, that's the

1761
01:21:10,310 --> 01:21:12,240
Speaker 1: most embarrassing thing I've ever heard in my life.

1762
01:21:12,860 --> 01:21:15,519
Speaker 2: And if it is a joke, good kudos.

1763
01:21:15,900 --> 01:21:19,740
Speaker 1: Good joke. All right, everybody. We love you. We're back.

1764
01:21:20,040 --> 01:21:20,960
Speaker 2: Yay.

1765
01:21:21,320 --> 01:21:24,670
Speaker 1: We're back, back. I'm back in L.A. Daniel's back in L.A.

1766
01:21:25,430 --> 01:21:26,090
Speaker 1: We're all together.

1767
01:21:26,110 --> 01:21:30,890
Speaker 2: Joelle and I never left L.A. We've just been here chilling,

1768
01:21:30,970 --> 01:21:31,530
Speaker 2: staying safe.

1769
01:21:31,830 --> 01:21:32,190
Speaker 1: I listen.

1770
01:21:32,370 --> 01:21:32,510
Speaker 5: L.A.

1771
01:21:32,550 --> 01:21:33,910
Speaker 1: Gets a lot of shit out there, but I got

1772
01:21:33,930 --> 01:21:37,939
Speaker 1: to tell you, even when it's smoky, it's a beautiful

1773
01:21:37,979 --> 01:21:39,440
Speaker 1: place to live. It's great to be back.

1774
01:21:40,080 --> 01:21:43,100
Speaker 2: Yeah. It is great to be back. It's always great

1775
01:21:43,120 --> 01:21:45,160
Speaker 2: to come home. You know what I mean? I'm so

1776
01:21:45,220 --> 01:21:46,979
Speaker 2: happy that you guys made it home safely.

1777
01:21:47,380 --> 01:21:48,070
Speaker 1: Thanks, man.

1778
01:21:48,160 --> 01:21:52,230
Speaker 2: I'm so happy that it went well, Daniel. With her parents.

1779
01:21:52,650 --> 01:21:56,700
Speaker 1: How did you meet? How did you meet? Hinge. Bumble? Oh, Hinge. Yeah.

1780
01:21:57,180 --> 01:22:00,380
Speaker 1: What's the catch of Hinge? What's the hook?

1781
01:22:00,740 --> 01:22:04,220
Speaker 4: The Hinge is Facebook friends. So everybody you match with

1782
01:22:04,280 --> 01:22:06,290
Speaker 4: or everybody that you see on Hinge, you have a

1783
01:22:06,370 --> 01:22:07,429
Speaker 4: Facebook friend in common.

1784
01:22:07,930 --> 01:22:09,130
Speaker 2: So that is your Hinge.

1785
01:22:09,450 --> 01:22:10,590
Speaker 1: I mean, you only need to have one.

1786
01:22:11,150 --> 01:22:11,229
Speaker 3: Oh.

1787
01:22:12,390 --> 01:22:13,349
Speaker 4: And as a matter of fact, we did.

1788
01:22:14,310 --> 01:22:14,410
Speaker 3: Oh.

1789
01:22:14,890 --> 01:22:16,840
Speaker 1: All right. More than one or just one? Hinge worked.

1790
01:22:17,030 --> 01:22:20,549
Speaker 1: Just one. It did. Donald, you missed this whole app

1791
01:22:20,590 --> 01:22:21,530
Speaker 1: dating world.

1792
01:22:22,990 --> 01:22:26,370
Speaker 2: I'm going to be honest with you. It scares me

1793
01:22:26,430 --> 01:22:27,010
Speaker 2: just a little.

1794
01:22:29,090 --> 01:22:30,830
Speaker 4: It was a scary process, I'll tell you what. Had

1795
01:22:32,070 --> 01:22:34,580
Speaker 4: several misfires.

1796
01:22:34,600 --> 01:22:36,860
Speaker 2: I was going to say, the only thing that I

1797
01:22:36,939 --> 01:22:39,219
Speaker 2: find a little different about it is that you're dating

1798
01:22:39,280 --> 01:22:42,339
Speaker 2: somebody that you don't really get to know.

1799
01:22:43,060 --> 01:22:45,040
Speaker 1: What do you do? You go on a fucking date.

1800
01:22:45,080 --> 01:22:45,980
Speaker 2: Not on Craigslist.

1801
01:22:46,360 --> 01:22:48,180
Speaker 1: You just don't have to go to a... I'm not

1802
01:22:48,220 --> 01:22:49,120
Speaker 1: dating on Craigslist.

1803
01:22:49,160 --> 01:22:50,540
Speaker 3: That's 2008 dating, Donald.

1804
01:22:50,560 --> 01:22:52,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude. That's the last time he went on a

1805
01:22:52,180 --> 01:22:54,700
Speaker 1: date is Craigslist time. Jewel, are you using any of

1806
01:22:54,740 --> 01:22:55,800
Speaker 1: the apps to find love?

1807
01:22:55,939 --> 01:22:58,840
Speaker 3: Not during quarantine because that just seems wild to me.

1808
01:22:58,920 --> 01:23:01,920
Speaker 1: But what about chat? You could chat. You could do

1809
01:23:01,960 --> 01:23:03,229
Speaker 1: your game, shoot your shot.

1810
01:23:03,240 --> 01:23:07,210
Speaker 3: Listen, I am an in-person dater. I suck at talking.

1811
01:23:07,229 --> 01:23:09,270
Speaker 3: What am I saying? What do I care? I don't

1812
01:23:09,290 --> 01:23:10,030
Speaker 3: even know in person.

1813
01:23:10,070 --> 01:23:11,430
Speaker 2: Like, I'm... No.

1814
01:23:11,910 --> 01:23:14,570
Speaker 1: What if you went on Hinge or whatever one and

1815
01:23:14,610 --> 01:23:17,780
Speaker 1: you found someone who you thought was attractive... who all

1816
01:23:17,800 --> 01:23:20,720
Speaker 1: they wanted to do was talk about Star Wars and

1817
01:23:21,120 --> 01:23:24,979
Speaker 1: loved a gummy at night, you know, this person might

1818
01:23:25,060 --> 01:23:25,620
Speaker 1: be out there.

1819
01:23:25,930 --> 01:23:28,790
Speaker 3: I'm sure the person is out there. I would be

1820
01:23:28,830 --> 01:23:30,850
Speaker 3: terrible at talking to them over the app. It wouldn't

1821
01:23:30,870 --> 01:23:31,349
Speaker 3: be their fault.

1822
01:23:31,390 --> 01:23:31,950
Speaker 2: I have a question.

1823
01:23:31,990 --> 01:23:32,590
Speaker 3: It would be my fault.

1824
01:23:32,630 --> 01:23:33,689
Speaker 1: I would be terrible at talking to them. Well, if

1825
01:23:33,710 --> 01:23:35,570
Speaker 1: you're interested in Joelle, if you're listening and you're interested

1826
01:23:35,630 --> 01:23:38,250
Speaker 1: in Joelle, she's very pretty and very funny.

1827
01:23:38,729 --> 01:23:39,470
Speaker 2: I have a question.

1828
01:23:39,530 --> 01:23:39,750
Speaker 1: What?

1829
01:23:40,850 --> 01:23:44,280
Speaker 2: Over apps, is it okay to be like, I had

1830
01:23:44,320 --> 01:23:46,860
Speaker 2: a crazy sex dream about you.

1831
01:23:48,479 --> 01:23:49,160
Speaker 1: Not recommended.

1832
01:23:49,200 --> 01:23:51,920
Speaker 2: Not recommended over apps either.

1833
01:23:52,060 --> 01:23:54,439
Speaker 1: Not recommended. Well, Joelle, you know what would be funny?

1834
01:23:54,560 --> 01:23:57,689
Speaker 1: If you do develop a profile, I think we could

1835
01:23:57,729 --> 01:23:59,549
Speaker 1: blast out your profile eventually.

1836
01:23:59,610 --> 01:24:00,350
Speaker 3: Oh, my God.

1837
01:24:00,650 --> 01:24:03,630
Speaker 1: And we could all talk about the encounters you're having.

1838
01:24:03,689 --> 01:24:04,450
Speaker 2: Woo!

1839
01:24:04,490 --> 01:24:06,170
Speaker 3: That sounds like quite an event.

1840
01:24:06,290 --> 01:24:07,610
Speaker 2: I'm going to keep sliding.

1841
01:24:07,270 --> 01:24:08,750
Speaker 3: In the DMs, but who knows?

1842
01:24:08,910 --> 01:24:10,140
Speaker 1: Oh, that's how you do it. Yeah.

1843
01:24:10,910 --> 01:24:13,360
Speaker 3: You know you follow people you see who they follow

1844
01:24:13,380 --> 01:24:16,679
Speaker 3: you get a rough idea of their like thought opinions

1845
01:24:16,760 --> 01:24:18,960
Speaker 3: on the world and then you're just like yo we

1846
01:24:18,979 --> 01:24:19,900
Speaker 3: should hang and.

1847
01:24:19,820 --> 01:24:22,219
Speaker 2: Then do you slide so you'd be sliding into.

1848
01:24:22,080 --> 01:24:26,389
Speaker 1: The people's DMs yeah yeah now so if you.

1849
01:24:26,330 --> 01:24:30,970
Speaker 2: Are it's okay she's already in my DMs mom ain't

1850
01:24:31,010 --> 01:24:34,110
Speaker 2: great today gotta be great oh my god.

1851
01:24:34,270 --> 01:24:39,200
Speaker 1: Okay so listen if you're a hot smart intelligent chick

1852
01:24:39,240 --> 01:24:44,000
Speaker 1: destroyed my Instagram hit up Joelle because she is a catch.

1853
01:24:44,560 --> 01:24:47,200
Speaker 1: I think she's witty and smart and has a good

1854
01:24:47,240 --> 01:24:49,820
Speaker 1: job and very pretty. I mean, I don't know what

1855
01:24:49,840 --> 01:24:53,060
Speaker 1: the hell's going on here. I got to record this. Everybody,

1856
01:24:53,160 --> 01:24:57,320
Speaker 1: let's play. Let's set up Joelle with her dream person.

1857
01:24:57,520 --> 01:24:59,000
Speaker 2: I love it.

1858
01:24:59,200 --> 01:25:02,559
Speaker 1: Right, Donald? And I'm horrified. And Donald and I will

1859
01:25:02,600 --> 01:25:03,519
Speaker 1: officiate your wedding.

1860
01:25:03,640 --> 01:25:04,720
Speaker 3: Have you been talking to my mother?

1861
01:25:04,760 --> 01:25:05,900
Speaker 2: I'm all for it.

1862
01:25:06,000 --> 01:25:08,780
Speaker 1: Are you guys planning things?

1863
01:25:10,160 --> 01:25:10,480
Speaker 2: All right.

1864
01:25:11,280 --> 01:25:13,420
Speaker 1: We got to go. We've been going long. Oh, my God.

1865
01:25:13,560 --> 01:25:15,680
Speaker 2: Joelle, I'm going to laugh my ass off when your

1866
01:25:15,700 --> 01:25:17,200
Speaker 2: freaking DMs open up.

1867
01:25:17,160 --> 01:25:19,680
Speaker 1: With nothing but- Joelle, they're going to explode.

1868
01:25:19,700 --> 01:25:24,960
Speaker 2: Because that shit's always hilarious. I'll post something, like my animation,

1869
01:25:25,320 --> 01:25:28,059
Speaker 2: and I'll look at what the fans say if they

1870
01:25:28,100 --> 01:25:30,110
Speaker 2: like the animation and stuff like that. And every now

1871
01:25:30,150 --> 01:25:33,610
Speaker 2: and then, you get that one that says, hi, or- Hello.

1872
01:25:33,630 --> 01:25:35,650
Speaker 3: I don't respond to hi or hello. You have to

1873
01:25:35,729 --> 01:25:36,720
Speaker 3: actually have a thought.

1874
01:25:36,880 --> 01:25:38,360
Speaker 1: All right. So there you go.

1875
01:25:38,360 --> 01:25:40,679
Speaker 2: If you're a fan, I don't.

1876
01:25:40,540 --> 01:25:42,939
Speaker 3: Have any desire to partner with a fan. That weirds

1877
01:25:42,960 --> 01:25:43,140
Speaker 3: me out.

1878
01:25:43,160 --> 01:25:43,500
Speaker 5: I don't know.

1879
01:25:43,520 --> 01:25:45,160
Speaker 3: There's like a weird power exchange there that I'm not

1880
01:25:45,180 --> 01:25:47,710
Speaker 3: comfortable with. So don't try that.

1881
01:25:47,930 --> 01:25:51,110
Speaker 1: All right. Listen, she's giving you tips. So be real.

1882
01:25:51,130 --> 01:25:52,250
Speaker 1: Don't just say hi.

1883
01:25:52,550 --> 01:25:53,229
Speaker 2: No hello.

1884
01:25:53,490 --> 01:25:56,010
Speaker 1: Don't just say hi. Don't just say hello. Don't be like,

1885
01:25:56,689 --> 01:25:57,050
Speaker 1: you up.

1886
01:25:58,100 --> 01:25:58,310
Speaker 3: Right.

1887
01:25:58,340 --> 01:25:58,940
Speaker 2: None of that.

1888
01:25:58,960 --> 01:26:02,330
Speaker 1: Yeah. This is going to be fun. I think this

1889
01:26:02,350 --> 01:26:05,730
Speaker 1: could be a new segment called Find Joelle a Lover.

1890
01:26:06,630 --> 01:26:10,570
Speaker 2: No, it's Let's Make Joelle's Mama Happy and Find Joelle

1891
01:26:10,650 --> 01:26:11,020
Speaker 2: a Lover.

1892
01:26:11,320 --> 01:26:14,500
Speaker 1: It's time for another edition of Let's Make Joelle's Mother

1893
01:26:14,540 --> 01:26:16,460
Speaker 1: Happy and Find Joelle a Lover. Oh, no.

1894
01:26:16,600 --> 01:26:20,360
Speaker 2: Oh, that's too much.

1895
01:26:20,380 --> 01:26:23,860
Speaker 1: I'm excited. This is fun. I love being a, what

1896
01:26:23,930 --> 01:26:24,470
Speaker 1: do you call it?

1897
01:26:24,550 --> 01:26:25,090
Speaker 2: Matchmaker?

1898
01:26:25,710 --> 01:26:28,790
Speaker 1: A matchmaker. I love being a matchmaker. I set Donald up.

1899
01:26:29,520 --> 01:26:30,280
Speaker 1: Look how well that went.

1900
01:26:30,360 --> 01:26:34,500
Speaker 2: I'm married. I got kids. We still don't got no

1901
01:26:34,540 --> 01:26:35,160
Speaker 2: air conditioning.

1902
01:26:38,460 --> 01:26:41,220
Speaker 1: On that note, thank you all for tuning in. And Donald,

1903
01:26:41,260 --> 01:26:43,160
Speaker 1: you may count us in with the beautiful numbers that

1904
01:26:43,189 --> 01:26:43,830
Speaker 1: everybody loves.

1905
01:26:43,850 --> 01:26:51,689
Speaker 2: Five, six, seven, eight. About a bunch of docs and nurses.

1906
01:26:51,910 --> 01:26:53,650
Speaker 2: And a janitor who loved making.

1907
01:26:53,850 --> 01:26:56,040
Speaker 6: I said he's got stories.

1908
01:26:56,140 --> 01:26:58,660
Speaker 2: That we all should know.

1909
01:26:59,100 --> 01:27:01,280
Speaker 1: So gather round to hear our.

1910
01:27:01,720 --> 01:27:03,660
Speaker 2: Gather round to hear our.

1911
01:27:03,700 --> 01:27:06,620
Speaker 1: Scrubs Rewatch Show with Zach and Donald.