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Speaker 1: Right on, how are you guys? How are you guys

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Speaker 1: did you just land Zach today? I landed late last night,

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Speaker 1: and um, I know it is smoky year it does

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Speaker 1: if you've lived here through all of these fires, you

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Speaker 1: which is and I know that that that other dominations

424
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:11,240
Speaker 1: have wakes, but and there's booze there. But at the funeral,

425
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:14,440
Speaker 1: at the funeral, there was raiders. And I just don't

426
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:16,120
Speaker 1: think that would be a good thing to do. You've

427
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:19,359
Speaker 1: seen some of the things that happened at African American funerals.

428
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:23,639
Speaker 1: I just couldn't imagine serving booze at the funeral because

429
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:29,000
Speaker 1: you know, jumps off period. I couldn't imagine, Oh my goodness, gracious,

430
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,560
Speaker 1: I can't imagine liquor. Yeah, it would be a bad idea,

431
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,480
Speaker 1: because you know, the people who have to speak would

432
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:35,880
Speaker 1: get up and get They're already emotional enough. They don't

433
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:39,840
Speaker 1: need booze to make them. Nobody needs that, nobody needs them. No,

434
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:42,240
Speaker 1: but it was funny. I mean, I I, she goes,

435
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,200
Speaker 1: you should get a drink, and I grab one off

436
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:46,520
Speaker 1: the off the tray, and she goes, no, that guy's

437
00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:49,680
Speaker 1: busting those drinks. Get you have to order from him.

438
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:51,919
Speaker 1: And I spit it back up in my cup and

439
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:57,520
Speaker 1: I go, somebody's a smoker. I guess, does that mean

440
00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:59,600
Speaker 1: he ashed in his drink? I don't know. I think

441
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:02,080
Speaker 1: there was a cigarette, But I laughed. I laughed. I

442
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:03,480
Speaker 1: didn't even know what the joke was. I didn't know

443
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:05,320
Speaker 1: if he had had put his cigarette. That happened to

444
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:07,240
Speaker 1: me once I was a kid and I and I

445
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:10,679
Speaker 1: reached for a coke can I thought was was mine

446
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:13,160
Speaker 1: and I chugged it and it had been like someone's

447
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:20,480
Speaker 1: ash tray for like a weeks. Whoa uh um. Now

448
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:22,360
Speaker 1: you know I'm a fan of the lip bite. I've

449
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:26,000
Speaker 1: mentioned that as it pertains to Elsie Silverstone and Clueless.

450
00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:30,440
Speaker 1: Um By the way, Flow was watching Clueless on the plane.

451
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:38,640
Speaker 1: She had never seen Get out of here Donald um Well,

452
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:41,159
Speaker 1: I was watching with her, but I saw her laughing,

453
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:43,720
Speaker 1: and I and and we were we were talking about

454
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:48,640
Speaker 1: some of your finest moments. But speaking of Lisie Silverstone

455
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:50,800
Speaker 1: and lip bites, Amy Smart does an epic lip bite

456
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,560
Speaker 1: at three fifty. I don't know if you caught that.

457
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:55,560
Speaker 1: It's kind of what kicks everything off. I'm trying to

458
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:58,439
Speaker 1: be respectful at the funeral, and she does like a

459
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:01,199
Speaker 1: big old classic Elsie silver or Stone lip bite, and

460
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:03,639
Speaker 1: then you guys crash into that and the hard cuts

461
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:08,600
Speaker 1: to banging in the closet. Yes, do you think anyone's

462
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:14,480
Speaker 1: ever had sex during a funeral? In absolutely, absolutely, rely

463
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:19,399
Speaker 1: absolutely Why because like, emotions are high, and I mean no,

464
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:23,440
Speaker 1: because people, you know, people listen, man, some people aren't

465
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:26,840
Speaker 1: who they say they are. Also, now let's keep it

466
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:29,400
Speaker 1: one hundred and some people are who they say they are.

467
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:31,800
Speaker 1: I'm saying there are people that have been at the

468
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:36,280
Speaker 1: funeral and have buried their spouse at that moment and

469
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:40,159
Speaker 1: was and was having sex within five seconds of the

470
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:43,720
Speaker 1: spouse at the funeral. I don't think this is something

471
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:47,440
Speaker 1: that has never happened before. Sure, this has happened several times.

472
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:50,600
Speaker 1: I don't think this is statistically I'm sure this is

473
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:53,840
Speaker 1: something that has happened often. Well. I if you're someone

474
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:56,040
Speaker 1: who knows of sex at the funeral, please write us

475
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:59,280
Speaker 1: on on our social media's because or emailed Joel because

476
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:02,280
Speaker 1: we would love to have you on the show. We

477
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:04,280
Speaker 1: don't want any liars, so you have to it's the

478
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:06,240
Speaker 1: honor system. But we would love to hear the tale

479
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 1: of how you banged at the funeral. By the way,

480
00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:10,919
Speaker 1: one of my favorite lines in Scrubs history, and I

481
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:13,399
Speaker 1: know Bill loves was like, God, no, we don't. I

482
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:15,359
Speaker 1: don't want to hear the tale ab how someone banged

483
00:27:15,359 --> 00:27:19,399
Speaker 1: out the funeral. I don't. Oh my god, you guys,

484
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:22,920
Speaker 1: I do. I want to hear all the gossip like

485
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:26,760
Speaker 1: a Loma in this episode who's sliding all around. Oh

486
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:29,520
Speaker 1: my god. Nurse Roberts is so funny this episode. Anytime

487
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,880
Speaker 1: there's gossips, she rolls up in her chair and they

488
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:36,360
Speaker 1: speed it up so she's like, UM, I just want

489
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:39,680
Speaker 1: to say that I always loved this line, and I

490
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:42,119
Speaker 1: know Bill loves this line because we've quoted it to

491
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:45,560
Speaker 1: each other when I go very a little bit, what

492
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:48,880
Speaker 1: do you ish, um, Jane? Either there were a lot

493
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:51,960
Speaker 1: of ways to grieve um, but last time I checked,

494
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:57,280
Speaker 1: wheelbarrow style wasn't one of them, which means that not

495
00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:59,800
Speaker 1: only we didn't have like we didn't even have just

496
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:02,879
Speaker 1: like standing up against the wall sex. We got to

497
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:07,240
Speaker 1: like wheelbarrow style. Guys. You guys had dirty sex. You

498
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:10,159
Speaker 1: guys in the in the closet at the funeral. You

499
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:13,159
Speaker 1: guys were doing freaking tricks. Can you imagine we were

500
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:15,120
Speaker 1: like we were like, we weren't just like, oh, let's

501
00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:17,000
Speaker 1: have a quokie against the wall. We were like, okay,

502
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:21,040
Speaker 1: now let's do wheelbarrow style, right, Like it just gets

503
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:23,560
Speaker 1: out of control. It just gets out of control, like

504
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:26,439
Speaker 1: freaking Team America. Like it starts off and you're like,

505
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:29,600
Speaker 1: all the puppets are having sex, and then they started

506
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:33,440
Speaker 1: doing weird poses and then he sits on the puppet

507
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:37,080
Speaker 1: on the other puppet. I gotta watch that movie again,

508
00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:39,040
Speaker 1: but I do remember when the puppets ship on each other.

509
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 1: I thought it was a funny thing. But I think

510
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:45,440
Speaker 1: I dwell, are you asking what wheelbarrow style is? Because

511
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:48,720
Speaker 1: when you when I saw your hand motion, which essentially

512
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:51,000
Speaker 1: like a wheelbarrow race, like you've got her buy the

513
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,400
Speaker 1: hips like I think, I'm I think I'm holding Yeah,

514
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:56,360
Speaker 1: I think I'm holding she I think, as I understand,

515
00:28:56,360 --> 00:29:01,960
Speaker 1: wheelbarrow style is uh, the receiver the wheelbarrow style has

516
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:07,200
Speaker 1: their hands note, Dan, Dan, you got your hands like

517
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:09,680
Speaker 1: on a desk like this like I have. And then

518
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:12,560
Speaker 1: the person who's giving the wheelbarrow would be holding up

519
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:15,720
Speaker 1: the legs, maybe by the thighs, so they're kind of

520
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:17,760
Speaker 1: in a plank. The person receiving is sort of in

521
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:20,400
Speaker 1: a plank position, George, so much more impressive because you

522
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:24,480
Speaker 1: guys are doing it in a closet during during her

523
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:30,880
Speaker 1: husband's and there's a lot of ways to grieve, but

524
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:37,120
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that wheelbarrow style isn't one of them. Yeah, fantastic.

525
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:41,320
Speaker 1: And then okay, so then and then dude, the janitor's

526
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:45,680
Speaker 1: penis how the hell? How the hell does that? What

527
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:48,719
Speaker 1: luck j D has that in the middle of driving

528
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:54,400
Speaker 1: home he realizes I got he know, he realized, oh shoot,

529
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:56,240
Speaker 1: I gotta piss. Why didn't I take the p before

530
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:58,640
Speaker 1: I left? But the luck of him running up to

531
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:02,360
Speaker 1: a house and being the janitor's house, and not only

532
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:08,000
Speaker 1: the janitor's house, but the janitor's bathroom window are he's showering.

533
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:10,960
Speaker 1: It's a little bit of a coincidence. But we gotta

534
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:12,680
Speaker 1: take a break. We'll be right back to talk about

535
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:24,320
Speaker 1: the janitor's penis. And we're bad. So we know a

536
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:27,360
Speaker 1: couple of things. It's safe to assume that the janitor

537
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:30,160
Speaker 1: has a very large penis. Yeah, the head movement that

538
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:34,640
Speaker 1: j D makes, you know, how to insinuate that it's long.

539
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:37,720
Speaker 1: He does the old tilt the head to insinuate that

540
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:41,040
Speaker 1: it's right. Now we know that he sees a potentially

541
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:46,479
Speaker 1: um uh dangerous melanoma on the janitor's penis. But of

542
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:48,840
Speaker 1: course it's of course the TV show. The odds that

543
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:50,560
Speaker 1: j D has to pull over and take a piss

544
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 1: outside the janitor's bathroom window will allow that to happen. We'll, we'll, we'll, we'll,

545
00:30:56,160 --> 00:31:01,840
Speaker 1: we'll go with the what's that word, I'm thinking creative license,

546
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:05,360
Speaker 1: So we'll suspend our disbelieve or whatever. Yes, but isn't

547
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:09,960
Speaker 1: that the term creative license? To okay um anyway, So

548
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:12,400
Speaker 1: we'll allow that suspension of disbelief is probably a better

549
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:13,720
Speaker 1: way to and it works for, and it works for

550
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:16,080
Speaker 1: the joke later on where j D has to explain

551
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:19,680
Speaker 1: to him, Oh my god, that dialogue is so funny.

552
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 1: I think, I think it's on scrumbs WICKI let me

553
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:24,320
Speaker 1: just try and read it to you, because I I

554
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:28,840
Speaker 1: it's it's the wording is so funny. Oh, I go, um,

555
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:30,880
Speaker 1: I gotta be straight with you. I saw your penis

556
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:33,360
Speaker 1: and I noticed a possible melanoma that you should really

557
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:36,480
Speaker 1: have checked out. He says, when did you see my penis?

558
00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:41,160
Speaker 1: I say, last night when you were showering. He says,

559
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:45,000
Speaker 1: where were you? I said, I was outside in the bushes,

560
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:49,720
Speaker 1: and he goes, uh, And I look, it was a coincidence, man,

561
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:51,720
Speaker 1: I mean if you if you looked out the window,

562
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 1: you'd have seen my penis, you know. And he goes,

563
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 1: what why? He goes, and I go, because I had

564
00:31:57,360 --> 00:32:07,200
Speaker 1: it out while I was looking at yours. Oh my god,

565
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 1: it's so funny, so funny, so um. But we have

566
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:14,240
Speaker 1: a nice It leads to a nice moment, of course,

567
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:18,240
Speaker 1: one of the greatest jokes in Scrubs history. Don't worry,

568
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:23,680
Speaker 1: it's benign and he goes, benign And I don't know

569
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:26,200
Speaker 1: who wrote that joke in the scrubs writer's room, but

570
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:28,680
Speaker 1: I'm very proud of him. But actually becomes a nice

571
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 1: moment with the January. It feels like it's the first

572
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:35,720
Speaker 1: moment where he genuinely thanks me. Yeah, sure, and then

573
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:37,160
Speaker 1: I thank him and he goes, get your hand off.

574
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:44,120
Speaker 1: Then it's back to Yeah, Turk smax Elliott on the ass. Now,

575
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 1: I have a question about that. That's clearly a Turk fantasy.

576
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:53,320
Speaker 1: Do other characters often have fantasies besides g D, Yeah,

577
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:57,640
Speaker 1: it happens that we've had this conversation before. Yeah, occasion,

578
00:32:57,640 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 1: it's not it's not often, but it's occasional. Occasional one

579
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:04,600
Speaker 1: of one of the other cast members will fantasize something.

580
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:11,480
Speaker 1: So you're still Turkey is still fucking Elliott? Dude? Have

581
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 1: you ever had a sex dream about anyone? Of course,

582
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:16,640
Speaker 1: But I'm saying that after you had the sex dream

583
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 1: about said person, what happened? I thought about them the

584
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:25,360
Speaker 1: next day, And that's clearly what's happened with Turk. He's

585
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:29,080
Speaker 1: he's staring at Elliott longingly and then he fantasizes that

586
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:32,000
Speaker 1: she's bending over and Sarah. By the way, Sarah really

587
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:34,240
Speaker 1: leaned into the naughties in this, I mean, I feel

588
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 1: like Sarah Chalk, the actress, often plays like the goody

589
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:41,400
Speaker 1: two shoes girl, and now in this they were like,

590
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:45,040
Speaker 1: we need you to just be randy and crazy and

591
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:48,000
Speaker 1: and she was like okay, because she's like bending over

592
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:50,960
Speaker 1: and putting her butt in the air. And see this

593
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:54,880
Speaker 1: is this this, this whole episode is like a temptation

594
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:58,040
Speaker 1: by the dark side. Man. It's like it's it's even

595
00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:03,040
Speaker 1: the conversations that we're having right now about about about

596
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:07,320
Speaker 1: the episode or everything is turning towards you know, things

597
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:11,319
Speaker 1: that we're trying to not talk about, and I think

598
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:14,120
Speaker 1: we need to just let it decide and say, this

599
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:17,240
Speaker 1: is the episode that we talk about this ship because

600
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:19,960
Speaker 1: what you just said, Look, I can't I don't want

601
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:25,520
Speaker 1: to combat what I think that Turk definitely still after

602
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:30,520
Speaker 1: the day was over and had gone on into being

603
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:34,399
Speaker 1: married to uh Carla. There were times where he was like,

604
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:37,520
Speaker 1: let me go to the mental rolodex. And there was

605
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:42,680
Speaker 1: that time where I fantasized about Elliott. Uh you know

606
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:45,160
Speaker 1: what I mean, on times when him and Carla aren't

607
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:47,960
Speaker 1: on the same page, you know what I mean. I

608
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:52,319
Speaker 1: definitely feel like, you know, I feel like that's what

609
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:55,759
Speaker 1: fantasies are for. I feel like that's what's supposed to

610
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:58,560
Speaker 1: happen if you if when you get jealous, Like if

611
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:01,480
Speaker 1: Casey told you, oh my god, babe, I had this

612
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:06,719
Speaker 1: incredible sex dream about some celebrity, would you be jealous? Yeah? Absolutely,

613
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:08,600
Speaker 1: But I would think she would be jealous about me

614
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:11,719
Speaker 1: having sex dreams about someone, know. I mean, like, that's

615
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:13,880
Speaker 1: the thing, man, this whole episode is like the fact

616
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:16,919
Speaker 1: that Turk decided to tell Elliott about the dream that's

617
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,200
Speaker 1: crossing the line right there. Are you supposed to keep

618
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 1: that to yourself? Man, You're not supposed to go on

619
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:25,560
Speaker 1: into that, you know, and especially the person. I mean,

620
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:27,800
Speaker 1: who would ever tell the person? You told the person

621
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:30,200
Speaker 1: and then and then told her to keep it a secret,

622
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:32,960
Speaker 1: like and don't tell Carla? Like come on, man, what

623
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:34,239
Speaker 1: do you what do you What are you trying to

624
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 1: get out of this? What is it that you're going for?

625
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:40,040
Speaker 1: I think the person isn't threatening. It's it's one thing

626
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:41,920
Speaker 1: like if you're if you're if your girlfriend was like

627
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:43,680
Speaker 1: I had a sex dream about someone and it was

628
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:45,799
Speaker 1: kind of funny, and it wasn't someone that you would

629
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:48,680
Speaker 1: necessarily feel like jealous or something. Be one thing, I'd

630
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:51,120
Speaker 1: be jeous like anyone, I'd be jealous. I think i'd

631
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:53,840
Speaker 1: be jealous of anyone though that Actually Carla has a

632
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:56,880
Speaker 1: sex dream about Sam Lloyd, and I don't think she

633
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 1: would tell Turk because Turk would definitely be like, wait

634
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:02,680
Speaker 1: a second, you have you have feelings for Sam the lawyer,

635
00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:04,799
Speaker 1: I mean for the lawyer. You know what I mean.

636
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:08,319
Speaker 1: So keep it to yourself. That's the message we're telling

637
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:11,759
Speaker 1: you here at fake Doctors. If you dream about having

638
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:14,280
Speaker 1: a sex dream that someone that isn't your partner, maybe

639
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:18,359
Speaker 1: just keep it to yourself right now. If you're not

640
00:36:18,719 --> 00:36:20,840
Speaker 1: don't have a partner, and you're trying to start something,

641
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:23,759
Speaker 1: go for yours man. Shoot, that's that's that's that's a

642
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:25,799
Speaker 1: good pickup line, like, hey, I had a sex dream

643
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:29,000
Speaker 1: about you. Some people want to hear that. Ship I'm

644
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,000
Speaker 1: gonna be honest with Okay, let me let me just say,

645
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:32,839
Speaker 1: let me just say this, and this is why, this

646
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:35,680
Speaker 1: is why I disagree with what you just said. If

647
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:43,120
Speaker 1: I was a single man, and let's say, let's say impossible,

648
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:47,759
Speaker 1: but I and cases first thing she ever said to

649
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:52,600
Speaker 1: me when we met was I had a sex dream

650
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:54,839
Speaker 1: about you last night that she would work on me

651
00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:59,240
Speaker 1: of course, So then what are you talking about. Nobody

652
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:01,160
Speaker 1: wants to hear that. I think. I don't know, maybe

653
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:02,880
Speaker 1: it's different coming from a woman. I just feel like

654
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:05,560
Speaker 1: if a man's pick up line to a woman was

655
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:07,880
Speaker 1: you know, I had a sex dream. But I mean

656
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:12,840
Speaker 1: it be like creepy. It depends on who the woman is.

657
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:15,440
Speaker 1: There is that too, there we go and how and

658
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:20,239
Speaker 1: when and how far into our relationships. Just feels like

659
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:23,280
Speaker 1: it just feels like it really steps has the potential

660
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:26,600
Speaker 1: to step into inappropriate territory unless you have a good

661
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 1: relationship in your clothes and you can yeah, or if

662
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:33,120
Speaker 1: you just want to shoot your shot. I just think

663
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:34,719
Speaker 1: it's about if you want to shoot your shot, I

664
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 1: think it's a bad shot to take. I think it's

665
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 1: a horrible like some and some people don't have filters

666
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:41,520
Speaker 1: and they're like, I'm gonna shoot my shot. I know

667
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:44,480
Speaker 1: exactly what to say. No, good, good luck with that one.

668
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:52,400
Speaker 1: Just be prepared to accept the rejection. Yeah and okay,

669
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:55,120
Speaker 1: but no no, okay, So now right, well that's at work.

670
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:56,879
Speaker 1: We're talking about it work and stuff like that. Well

671
00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:59,160
Speaker 1: I'm just talking about in life. I think it's a

672
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:01,719
Speaker 1: pretty stupid shot to take. If that's your shot. Now,

673
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:04,040
Speaker 1: let's say you guys are grooving and you and you

674
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:06,680
Speaker 1: smooth a little and then you're like, hey, can I

675
00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:10,399
Speaker 1: tell you something kind of embarrassing? But since we're kissing, Um,

676
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:15,600
Speaker 1: I've had the craziest dream about you like that. That's different. No,

677
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:21,880
Speaker 1: I think this is to take. I didn't say it

678
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:24,279
Speaker 1: was the right shot. I just said, unless you want

679
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:26,120
Speaker 1: to shoot your shot, and this is this is your

680
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:31,240
Speaker 1: these I don't think it's wrong too uh to ask

681
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:34,400
Speaker 1: somebody out on a date, or to express your feelings

682
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:41,040
Speaker 1: to someone. I would never but but there's definitely a

683
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 1: right way and a well not There's definitely a way

684
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:47,839
Speaker 1: to do it that will get the attention that you

685
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:50,839
Speaker 1: are looking for, and there's a way to, you know,

686
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:56,440
Speaker 1: get the attention that you're not looking for. And I

687
00:38:56,480 --> 00:39:06,160
Speaker 1: feel like, I feel like, go for your was period

688
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:09,399
Speaker 1: learned how to dismount this conversation. I don't let's talk

689
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:11,480
Speaker 1: about the Germans. Let's talk about the Germans. There's a

690
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 1: lot of I mean, probably the gift I see most

691
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:19,520
Speaker 1: throughout the creation of gifts is the left balloons Dance

692
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:26,800
Speaker 1: with Me and the German. Yes, now people love that balloons.

693
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:29,319
Speaker 1: You know why I love that song. I love that

694
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:36,319
Speaker 1: song because John Forte made the remake Bah bah Ba,

695
00:39:38,239 --> 00:39:42,960
Speaker 1: Me and my left the dough with the money we

696
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:47,200
Speaker 1: got the black stays hot. That that that says it

697
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:58,640
Speaker 1: that then it something's out there that yeah, that yeah,

698
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:00,719
Speaker 1: that was that was well, it was back in the

699
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:04,880
Speaker 1: day when everybody was sampling something and John Torte had that.

700
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:07,120
Speaker 1: That's how that's my introduction to that song. I didn't

701
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:09,600
Speaker 1: know that song before that. Well, this is the German version,

702
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:12,600
Speaker 1: and there's some really funny stuff. Now, obviously if you

703
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:15,600
Speaker 1: watch the show, you know that Sarah speaks German very well,

704
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:20,239
Speaker 1: and there's very funny stuff about these these two actors

705
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:25,200
Speaker 1: um on scrubs Wicki It says viewers fluent in German

706
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:28,400
Speaker 1: have noted that Sarah Chalk actually speaks much better German

707
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:32,440
Speaker 1: in the episode than the German characters, and then they

708
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:36,000
Speaker 1: say neither of the actors playing the Mueller or Mueller

709
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:39,520
Speaker 1: or whatever his brothers actually spoke German. Sore In heller

710
00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:42,520
Speaker 1: Up is Danish and while Ingo Newhouse has a German

711
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:45,040
Speaker 1: name and was born in Germany he grew up in America.

712
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:51,000
Speaker 1: Both mostly deliver their lines phonetically with multiple grammatical errors.

713
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:53,560
Speaker 1: So I thought that was funny that Sarah, who speaks

714
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:56,319
Speaker 1: German really well. Um, I don't know why the hell

715
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:59,200
Speaker 1: they couldn't find two guys who were fluent in German

716
00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:02,200
Speaker 1: in Hollywood, and but I guess they couldn't. And Sarah's

717
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:04,800
Speaker 1: German is way better than the two actors. Don't you

718
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:09,040
Speaker 1: think that's funny? It would be even funnier, is it?

719
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:14,000
Speaker 1: The two guys, uh pulled one over on the casting

720
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:17,400
Speaker 1: directors and pretended that they were speaking German and the

721
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 1: audition and they got right. And then when they got

722
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:23,160
Speaker 1: there and they're doing this ship and neither one of

723
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:26,359
Speaker 1: them is reacting, They're like, there's a moment where it's like, oh,

724
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,120
Speaker 1: we're on the safe. It's like when I told you

725
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:30,200
Speaker 1: I took all of those dance classes last week, I

726
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:33,080
Speaker 1: mean last episode, I only took like two or three

727
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:35,920
Speaker 1: dance classes and that was enough to put it on

728
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:38,800
Speaker 1: my resume. So I imagine those guys, like I fluid

729
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:41,040
Speaker 1: in German and really all they could speak were a

730
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:43,480
Speaker 1: few actors always do that. They're like, can you ride

731
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:49,080
Speaker 1: horseback well, and they're like, sure, sure, I have been

732
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:52,160
Speaker 1: on a horse right. The real answer is did I

733
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:56,759
Speaker 1: get the job? Yeah? You know what I mean. It's

734
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:58,600
Speaker 1: so hard to get a job as an actor. Then

735
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:02,919
Speaker 1: when someone's like, Okay, great audition. You do speak German fluently? Right? Absolutely?

736
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:06,520
Speaker 1: Sure I do. Because you're like, we'll worry about that later.

737
00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:09,399
Speaker 1: We'll worry about that horseback riding later. Yeah, I'll get

738
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:11,640
Speaker 1: we'll get to that part. That's that's when you call

739
00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:13,120
Speaker 1: your friend up right away. All right, I need to

740
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:15,839
Speaker 1: teach me everything you know about German, everything you know.

741
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:17,600
Speaker 1: I remember when I was a kid. I was up

742
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:18,920
Speaker 1: for a part as a kid, and they were like

743
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:20,480
Speaker 1: it was to be on a hockey team. And they

744
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:24,319
Speaker 1: were like, you play hockey, right, And I'm like, yes,

745
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 1: I do. I love hockey. I love all the positions. Um, yeah,

746
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 1: so I I Anyway, I just think it's funny that

747
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 1: of all the actors in Hollywood, they they found two guys.

748
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:42,280
Speaker 1: Now we wouldn't know, of course, unless you speak German.

749
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:45,200
Speaker 1: Another funny thing about this is Scrubs was very popular

750
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:49,960
Speaker 1: in Germany, so they had to figure out, well, if

751
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,640
Speaker 1: all the act think about it, if all the actors

752
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:55,120
Speaker 1: in the show are are dubbed in German in Germany.

753
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:58,799
Speaker 1: What do you do with this this bilingual moment? So

754
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:02,759
Speaker 1: it says that in the German translation of the episode,

755
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:07,439
Speaker 1: the Germans are Danes and Elliott speaks Danish. Oh wait,

756
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:10,080
Speaker 1: so hold on then, so so no, no, it's just

757
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:12,120
Speaker 1: it's just how they dubbed it, you know, because in Germany,

758
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:15,040
Speaker 1: I believe they dubbed they know subtitle. So the point

759
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:17,880
Speaker 1: is is that, Okay, so in the German version, everyone's German,

760
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:20,239
Speaker 1: so you can't have a bit with the guy not

761
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:23,160
Speaker 1: speaking the language everyone speaking. So they just dubbed that

762
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:26,200
Speaker 1: section as as Danish. You know, I should have dubbed

763
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:29,560
Speaker 1: it as American. That would have been funny. Yeah, I

764
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:36,920
Speaker 1: guess ka ka ka ka kulda kida kid depend on

765
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:39,920
Speaker 1: that note. Yeah, we're gonna go to break. We got

766
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:43,160
Speaker 1: someone coming in. We don't know who it is, but

767
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:46,800
Speaker 1: they're coming in. Hold. Let's hope this guest is better, Joel.

768
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:51,920
Speaker 1: I mean, it was a horrible, horrible, horrible hold on, guys, guys,

769
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:57,840
Speaker 1: let's not say horrible horrible, not the usual fake doctor

770
00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:00,520
Speaker 1: real friend. Well, you know, I saw a lot of

771
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 1: our a lot of our listeners comments, and I really agreed.

772
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:07,000
Speaker 1: They were like, that was cringe. Why what's wrong with

773
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:10,480
Speaker 1: that woman? Guys, that's bullying. Man, There's nothing wrong with

774
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:12,600
Speaker 1: that woman. She's got her own life, yo. She was

775
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:17,120
Speaker 1: doing her She took a slot from someone who's campaigning.

776
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:19,640
Speaker 1: We had that one guy on he writes every day,

777
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:24,440
Speaker 1: and she took a slot and something she wasn't interesting.

778
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:26,600
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I don't think it was horrible. I

779
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:29,239
Speaker 1: just think it was not the fake doctor's real friend

780
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:31,359
Speaker 1: call that we're used to. I don't like it when

781
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:34,040
Speaker 1: our guests are cringeing. I mean, there was talk for

782
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:36,640
Speaker 1: a second about should we just cut it out? But

783
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:39,920
Speaker 1: I wanted to just leave it so that people know

784
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:42,719
Speaker 1: that we don't really like like, even when things don't work,

785
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:45,000
Speaker 1: we want to like just show it. But we could

786
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,880
Speaker 1: have just cut it out. It was so cringe. Joel,

787
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:52,640
Speaker 1: did you slam the mug on the ground? Good? Thank you?

788
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:55,440
Speaker 1: Send her the pieces. Speaking of mugs, yeah, a lot

789
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 1: of merch, A lot of merch coming to merch up,

790
00:44:57,719 --> 00:45:00,400
Speaker 1: y'all all right, so check it out. Wait, just the

791
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:03,080
Speaker 1: merches up. By the way. By the time this airs,

792
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:07,040
Speaker 1: the there will be a T shirt up. Masks are back, yeah,

793
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:14,640
Speaker 1: mugs are restocked, T shirts are in there. I want

794
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:16,719
Speaker 1: you guys to know. I know we've promised a lot

795
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 1: of wacky ideas from merchant, and some of that's coming.

796
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:21,880
Speaker 1: Wash claws, beach towels with me and Donald's faces on

797
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:24,399
Speaker 1: our coming. But just to kind of get the store

798
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:27,080
Speaker 1: up and running, we've just got some standard stuff. The

799
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:29,960
Speaker 1: T shirt you'll see is is our logo. But I

800
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:31,839
Speaker 1: don't want you to saying like, oh, but what about

801
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:34,879
Speaker 1: all the wacky stuff you promised in time we gotta

802
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:37,960
Speaker 1: open up the store. I don't know about the doc

803
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:42,760
Speaker 1: leo T shirt, probably won't clear legal, but um, unless

804
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:45,160
Speaker 1: we just do the we do the leo astrological sign

805
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:47,759
Speaker 1: and only the insiders will know. And no also and

806
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:51,239
Speaker 1: no also this yo, what if we did wait wait Donald, wait,

807
00:45:51,239 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 1: if we did, as I was saying, this, that is nuts.

808
00:45:55,880 --> 00:46:05,000
Speaker 1: And uh, that is subliminable, subliminal out. That is subliminal, subliminable,

809
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:11,200
Speaker 1: like subliminable. Better it sounds like mush mouth much mouth

810
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:15,120
Speaker 1: now because it would be I can't do it subliminable.

811
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:19,000
Speaker 1: Let me just finish what the shirt would be. It

812
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:22,759
Speaker 1: would be the word I would say, I Apostophe d eyed.

813
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:25,480
Speaker 1: Then there'd be the icon of like a dock, like

814
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:28,359
Speaker 1: a traditional dock on a lake, and then the leo

815
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:32,600
Speaker 1: as leo. No, man, I don't want to do that.

816
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:34,440
Speaker 1: I don't want to do that at that. I don't

817
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:36,120
Speaker 1: want to do that. But I will say this, I

818
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:38,200
Speaker 1: willna make one. I'm gonna make a one off for me.

819
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:41,239
Speaker 1: I will say this. Speaking of one offs, I will

820
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:44,520
Speaker 1: say this. Uh, we're not gonna make a bunch of

821
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:48,520
Speaker 1: these things now. So this is a lot of this

822
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:50,840
Speaker 1: stuff is limited. We're gonna try and come up and

823
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 1: get it while it's hot, as get it while it's hot.

824
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:55,239
Speaker 1: We're gonna try and come out with new things. Like

825
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:59,319
Speaker 1: it's a season, so this season might not be next

826
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:03,000
Speaker 1: season to and this season's mask might not be next

827
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:05,480
Speaker 1: season's mask. Yeah, I'll tell you what next season. I'll

828
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:07,719
Speaker 1: tell you what next season's mug is. Daniel and Joel.

829
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:12,239
Speaker 1: I love that. I love that. Yeah, but you guys

830
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:14,399
Speaker 1: got to do the same post that we're doing. And yeah,

831
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:16,400
Speaker 1: you guys gotta snug it on. You're gonna have to

832
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:23,879
Speaker 1: have to do where masks are photoshop guys, can you guys,

833
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 1: realize when when, when the apocalypse is over, we're gonna

834
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:28,480
Speaker 1: we're gonna all be able to be in a studio

835
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:30,520
Speaker 1: together doing it. It's gonna be so much more fun.

836
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:33,279
Speaker 1: Video of the first time we meet like came, Oh

837
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:36,560
Speaker 1: my gosh, I can't wait. You know what, I'm excited

838
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:39,040
Speaker 1: about the studio to be stacked with like kick cats

839
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:48,000
Speaker 1: and twigglers. Get this fish and chips off my hips. Yeah,

840
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:50,240
Speaker 1: no doubt. But when you go to the studio to record,

841
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:54,719
Speaker 1: that's where all the good snacks are. Donald fret at

842
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:57,759
Speaker 1: all our studio. Oh my gosh, that was a place.

843
00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:02,440
Speaker 1: It was a guaranteed. One of my British friends said

844
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:04,799
Speaker 1: to me, you know, Zach, you don't just because you're here,

845
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:06,840
Speaker 1: it doesn't mean that you have to have fish and

846
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:09,880
Speaker 1: chips for every meal? Oh did you eat like that?

847
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:12,319
Speaker 1: And I said, why why would I eat something that's

848
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:14,480
Speaker 1: not fishing? Ship I was. I was in New York.

849
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:16,560
Speaker 1: I had a bagel with locks and cream cheese every

850
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:18,040
Speaker 1: single morning because it was like, why am I not

851
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:21,200
Speaker 1: gonna do? Why am I not running wrong? And we

852
00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:23,640
Speaker 1: don't have fish and chips on every corner here in

853
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,680
Speaker 1: Los Angeles? All right? We're gonna go to break and

854
00:48:26,719 --> 00:48:28,279
Speaker 1: we're to come back with a caller that is gonna

855
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:41,520
Speaker 1: blow your fucking mind, and we're bad. But look, man,

856
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:44,560
Speaker 1: during the break we were talking about The Mandalorian and

857
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:46,920
Speaker 1: stuff like that. I'm gonna tell you guys something right now.

858
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:49,440
Speaker 1: The Mandalorian is good, and I'm really excited about it.

859
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:53,960
Speaker 1: But there's one show that I'm equally excited about, and

860
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:56,800
Speaker 1: that is Cobra Kai season three. Dude, I'm telling you

861
00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:59,160
Speaker 1: all right now, man, y'all can sit here and say

862
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:02,000
Speaker 1: what you want to say. But me and the millions

863
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:04,800
Speaker 1: of people that are enjoying this little, tiny show that

864
00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:07,320
Speaker 1: is a little bit nostalgic and makes you feel like

865
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:11,800
Speaker 1: you're watching Uh the Karate Kid all over again. Cobra

866
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:15,719
Speaker 1: Kai is so much fun. This is my second recommendation

867
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:18,040
Speaker 1: of that. And they always did. They keep cutting back

868
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:21,840
Speaker 1: to the original movies. There's a bit of the original

869
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:24,160
Speaker 1: movies in this. There's a lot of the original movie

870
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:28,400
Speaker 1: in this, but it takes place however many years to

871
00:49:28,719 --> 00:49:35,239
Speaker 1: you know, when Danny won uh the the California Karate Championship.

872
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:37,879
Speaker 1: It takes place, however many years it is to now.

873
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:40,560
Speaker 1: It takes place to them, and it doesn't follow Daniel

874
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:45,800
Speaker 1: LaRusso really it follows Johnny. He's in it, but he's like,

875
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:48,719
Speaker 1: he's like the bad guy dude, he's like the dick.

876
00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:52,480
Speaker 1: What about Pata Pa Maria at pat Marina passed away,

877
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:56,080
Speaker 1: and um, what about other characters? So Johnny is in it,

878
00:49:56,440 --> 00:50:00,680
Speaker 1: elizabetha the tease that she might up in the next

879
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:04,720
Speaker 1: but look, I'm telling you right now, man, it's about

880
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:09,160
Speaker 1: Johnny and him trying to restart Cobra Kai and it

881
00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:12,440
Speaker 1: is fucking so much fun. It's like got the just

882
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:15,759
Speaker 1: the right amount of cheese, just the right amount of nostalgia,

883
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:19,399
Speaker 1: just the right amount of comedy that you sit there

884
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:22,799
Speaker 1: and you laugh and enjoy yourself. So if you are

885
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:26,320
Speaker 1: a karate Kid fan, the original Karate Kid fan, and

886
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:29,080
Speaker 1: it's executive produced by Will Smith, so how could you

887
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:34,080
Speaker 1: hate on it? Y'all? Will Smith's involved. They're gonna do

888
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:37,080
Speaker 1: a fresh Prince bel Air reunion, and uh and and

889
00:50:37,239 --> 00:50:39,200
Speaker 1: he and and the aunt that hate each other they

890
00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:43,640
Speaker 1: made up. That's great, that's great, But look if the

891
00:50:43,719 --> 00:50:46,240
Speaker 1: comment on that last time that came up, do you remember, Joel,

892
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:51,799
Speaker 1: I'm not. If you are a fan, it's like when

893
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:57,320
Speaker 1: Howard it's like on Howard Stern whenever no mercy, mercy,

894
00:50:57,320 --> 00:50:59,800
Speaker 1: it's for the week. It's like on Howard Stern whenever

895
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:03,000
Speaker 1: mobsters come up, and like talking about mobsters, he always

896
00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:04,480
Speaker 1: changed something. He's like, I don't know anything about that,

897
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:08,279
Speaker 1: changing the subject. And that's how Donald is about the week.

898
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:14,120
Speaker 1: Aunt what's her name? Conflict? Shout out the guest. Yes,

899
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:20,040
Speaker 1: please thank you, Johnny Lawrence speaking of John Daniel LaRusso,

900
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:24,960
Speaker 1: all right, here we go, Here we go, Joel Big

901
00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:30,600
Speaker 1: John John Broadband, How are you, sir, Hi Big John,

902
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:37,759
Speaker 1: Hi John, Hi John, good, very good. How are you guys.

903
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:41,080
Speaker 1: Welcome to the program. We're very happy to have you.

904
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:44,720
Speaker 1: Thanks so much for having me. Tell us about yourself.

905
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:47,040
Speaker 1: Where are you, what do you do? What's life like

906
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:52,360
Speaker 1: being John Broadban? Um, I'm in a town called Nelson

907
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:57,880
Speaker 1: in New Zealand. Um. Whoa the Lord of the Rings

908
00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:03,600
Speaker 1: actually home with the one that was made um and

909
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:06,520
Speaker 1: but that was the ring to rule them all? So

910
00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:09,399
Speaker 1: you know, hey, definitely there's actually like a shopping town.

911
00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:11,000
Speaker 1: We can go like check it out and buy a

912
00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:14,480
Speaker 1: copy of it if you want. Um. Yeah, it's awesome.

913
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:19,799
Speaker 1: Um and yeah, just uh uh I love watching your show.

914
00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:25,160
Speaker 1: We love listening to podcasts. This is exciting. We've never

915
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:28,640
Speaker 1: had a New Zealand caller. What time is it there?

916
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:33,000
Speaker 1: It's probably Wednesday at some time on Wednesdays brick Wednesday,

917
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:37,520
Speaker 1: nine o'clock in the morning. Wow, okay, how yeah, so sorry,

918
00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:40,799
Speaker 1: I'm not drinking. I'm gonna go to wake up. No, well,

919
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:43,359
Speaker 1: we're not drinking to day either. Zach isn't drinking today.

920
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:46,080
Speaker 1: I'm not drinking to day. I was not drinking it.

921
00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:50,480
Speaker 1: If we if we don't drink, we we've decided that

922
00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:52,880
Speaker 1: we're gonna take a little break from the drinking on

923
00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:56,359
Speaker 1: the podcast. Yeah, it's they were they involved too much

924
00:52:56,440 --> 00:53:01,400
Speaker 1: editing when we drink? John? What John? John? What's tomorrow? Like?

925
00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:04,480
Speaker 1: What's tomorrow? I wish I wish I could tell you

926
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:07,719
Speaker 1: the lot of numbers um oh man, and I wish

927
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:09,399
Speaker 1: you could tell you this guy would clear for you guys.

928
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:13,040
Speaker 1: I'm really worried about that. I hope everything than well.

929
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:15,760
Speaker 1: You guys experienced that too, didn't you When the fires

930
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:17,960
Speaker 1: were happening in Australia, didn't New Zealand get some of

931
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,799
Speaker 1: that too? Good call? Actually three years ago, two years ago,

932
00:53:21,160 --> 00:53:23,560
Speaker 1: my whole town was on fire, and uh, it was

933
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:26,840
Speaker 1: a bit scary for a bit. Yeah, I didn't know

934
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,279
Speaker 1: that a bit of trivia that when a horrible fires

935
00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:31,280
Speaker 1: wrapping in Australia that it was happening in New Zealand

936
00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:33,520
Speaker 1: as well. Yeah I was. Yeah, it was a pretty

937
00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:36,360
Speaker 1: long story. Um. The the end result though it was

938
00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:40,080
Speaker 1: one fire was started by farmer, but there's like some

939
00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:44,560
Speaker 1: copycat annoying person let some other ones and he was

940
00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:48,400
Speaker 1: caught eventually, But he was caught by some nudists that

941
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:56,280
Speaker 1: are nudist camp. They probably wheel barreled him to the ground. Definitely,

942
00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:57,560
Speaker 1: that's a good It's not only a good way to

943
00:53:57,600 --> 00:54:02,480
Speaker 1: have sex, it's a good way to tackle someone noted. Yeah,

944
00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:06,319
Speaker 1: write that down on your notes there. Um, I don't

945
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:07,880
Speaker 1: want anyone who's listening to this to think that we

946
00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:10,000
Speaker 1: don't teach you things you can you can wheel borrow

947
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:14,319
Speaker 1: in multiple situations. We've already we've already fixed John's slide

948
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:17,400
Speaker 1: yet even we didn't even have Yeah, John, when all

949
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:20,719
Speaker 1: else fails, we'll borrow it. Um, John, what do you

950
00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:24,000
Speaker 1: do down there in New Zealand? Um? Full time, I'm

951
00:54:24,239 --> 00:54:27,560
Speaker 1: sort of a I see you guys, slash p a

952
00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:31,160
Speaker 1: slash urban for a realtor. On the side, I make

953
00:54:31,239 --> 00:54:35,080
Speaker 1: T shirts actually inspired by the podcast and you guys

954
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:37,880
Speaker 1: going on about wet I thought of a design, I

955
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:40,120
Speaker 1: don't think. Yeah, oh, I hope it's something one I

956
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:48,080
Speaker 1: just mentioned. You see that. Don't back no, no, no,

957
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:55,799
Speaker 1: you're oh yeah, oh that's great. We do's a wet

958
00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:59,480
Speaker 1: ask Wait, hold it up, Hold it up, John, So

959
00:54:59,719 --> 00:55:02,239
Speaker 1: just you listening at home. It's a it's an icon

960
00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:05,680
Speaker 1: of some water droplets, an icon of a donkey or ass,

961
00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:08,840
Speaker 1: and an icon of a cat. I would love to

962
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:10,640
Speaker 1: have one of those if you want to send it

963
00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:15,640
Speaker 1: to my way. But even listening, we listen to that

964
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:17,879
Speaker 1: song a lot in my house. Um, it really gets

965
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:20,160
Speaker 1: us going. And you know what my part is. You

966
00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:21,840
Speaker 1: know what my part is? Then? The song is I

967
00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:24,320
Speaker 1: want to choke. I want you to touch that dangling

968
00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:26,560
Speaker 1: thing in the back of my throat. That's it gives

969
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:29,040
Speaker 1: me every time I laughed so hard, every time I

970
00:55:29,239 --> 00:55:32,360
Speaker 1: laughed so hard, every time I want to choke, I

971
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:34,600
Speaker 1: want you to touch that dangling thing in the back

972
00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:37,279
Speaker 1: of my throat. Do you think she wrote that? Did

973
00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:41,279
Speaker 1: she write this? I hope she did. Oh, please, God

974
00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:44,200
Speaker 1: make me. When you look at the Whop writers are,

975
00:55:44,239 --> 00:55:46,719
Speaker 1: they're like four hundred people. I'd like to think that

976
00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:51,400
Speaker 1: I've never looked at the who wrote Daniel Daniel, Danlon

977
00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:53,759
Speaker 1: Joel find out for us. I want to know how

978
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:58,120
Speaker 1: many writers are on the Whop because the line doesn't

979
00:55:58,160 --> 00:56:01,600
Speaker 1: get you every time. It's hilarious. It's it's hilarious, as

980
00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:04,200
Speaker 1: you say, but I really want to think that she

981
00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:07,759
Speaker 1: wrote it. She She wants you to touch that dangling

982
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,520
Speaker 1: thing and know what it's called, throat. I know what

983
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:12,879
Speaker 1: it's called. You. I'm a fake doctor from now one.

984
00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:18,120
Speaker 1: It's called the dangling thing. It's called the uvula. I

985
00:56:18,239 --> 00:56:20,600
Speaker 1: want to choke. I want you to touch that dangling

986
00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:24,040
Speaker 1: thing in the back on my throat. Now wasting John.

987
00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:25,680
Speaker 1: I'm glad you just came on because I have an

988
00:56:25,719 --> 00:56:28,120
Speaker 1: idea for a T shirt that we can't really mass market.

989
00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:34,040
Speaker 1: Um um yeah. I think it should say I apostrophee

990
00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:37,600
Speaker 1: d i'd and then an icon like you've done on

991
00:56:37,719 --> 00:56:41,359
Speaker 1: yours of a dock, and then and then the leo

992
00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:46,360
Speaker 1: astrological sign. Okay, so just like yours, yours is perfect,

993
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:50,359
Speaker 1: but with those three things instead of yours and if

994
00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:52,680
Speaker 1: and if you if you send those to me and

995
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:55,960
Speaker 1: Donald um um, we will make sure that your your

996
00:56:56,000 --> 00:57:01,960
Speaker 1: T shirt Instagram is fully promoted much appreciable, and make

997
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:04,799
Speaker 1: sure you make an xx cl for Donald because he's

998
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:08,360
Speaker 1: a large man. I don't mean fat, Donald, I mean

999
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:12,000
Speaker 1: muscular you have I'm not I'm not worried about how

1000
00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:15,360
Speaker 1: you perceive my body. The look. No, you have broad shoulders,

1001
00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:19,400
Speaker 1: you're a large man. Sure X x L. However you

1002
00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:20,640
Speaker 1: want to look at it. You could give me a

1003
00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:22,720
Speaker 1: triple X if you got it too, I'll sleep in it.

1004
00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:29,400
Speaker 1: How about sizing John's in it? John? John? Do you

1005
00:57:29,560 --> 00:57:33,040
Speaker 1: find what have you ever getting mad at me? Yeah?

1006
00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:36,000
Speaker 1: Because I'm trying to talk to John about my shirt. Okay,

1007
00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:40,680
Speaker 1: go ahead, get your doc LEO T shirt conversation finished. John,

1008
00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:43,160
Speaker 1: Don't you find that sizing T shirts is very hard

1009
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:45,800
Speaker 1: because no one thinks they're the size they are. When

1010
00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:48,200
Speaker 1: I made I wish I was here merched through the

1011
00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:51,600
Speaker 1: Kickstarter thing we did. I it was a nightmare because

1012
00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:55,560
Speaker 1: I don't I didn't know that doing merch was so hard.

1013
00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:58,560
Speaker 1: Eventually we hired a company to help us. But people

1014
00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:01,840
Speaker 1: don't think they're the size they are and then you

1015
00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:05,160
Speaker 1: send a shirt to New Zealand and it takes fucking

1016
00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:07,040
Speaker 1: a month and they get it and they're like, what

1017
00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:10,960
Speaker 1: the fund is this? This isn't a women's petite small

1018
00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:15,720
Speaker 1: And you're like, I don't know your fucking size, bro, Yes,

1019
00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:19,240
Speaker 1: very very hard. I used to sell them at the

1020
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:21,600
Speaker 1: Saturday market. We have your in town and I have

1021
00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:23,400
Speaker 1: a lot of people ask if they can throw the

1022
00:58:23,440 --> 00:58:26,920
Speaker 1: bone and they're like, damn sure, Um, I probably couldn't

1023
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:34,680
Speaker 1: do that. Now days is over where you probably can't

1024
00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:38,400
Speaker 1: ever try clothes on again. No, you can try clothes bullshit, man,

1025
00:58:38,960 --> 00:58:43,040
Speaker 1: get out of here. Maybe four, but who's gonna let

1026
00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:45,400
Speaker 1: you go try? Uh? No, one wants you to go

1027
00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:48,360
Speaker 1: in the store and put your fucking COVID all over

1028
00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:50,960
Speaker 1: the shirt and there like sorry, I need a petite

1029
00:58:51,240 --> 00:58:54,000
Speaker 1: and then you fucking now that ship is over anyway.

1030
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:58,280
Speaker 1: I don't. I can't. I can't imagine that happening. I

1031
00:58:58,360 --> 00:59:03,680
Speaker 1: hate a songwriters. Okay, belt Bell callis al Mansar, Megan

1032
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:10,560
Speaker 1: p Well that's her real name, and call us al

1033
00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:14,160
Speaker 1: Manazar is Cardiv's real name. Megan Pete I'm assuming is Megan.

1034
00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:17,960
Speaker 1: And then James Foyd, the third Austin Owens and Frank Rodriguez.

1035
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,040
Speaker 1: So we don't know if James Foyd the Third came

1036
00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:22,680
Speaker 1: up with the hit the you you joke. No, that's

1037
00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:24,600
Speaker 1: not what she says. She says, I want to choke.

1038
00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:26,760
Speaker 1: I want you to touch that dangling thing in the

1039
00:59:26,840 --> 00:59:34,160
Speaker 1: back of my throat. Oh man, oh man, it's such

1040
00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:36,440
Speaker 1: a it's the lyrics, it's such poetry. You know, the

1041
00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:41,120
Speaker 1: sixth the seventeenth century had Shakespeare. We got that recup

1042
00:59:41,480 --> 00:59:51,680
Speaker 1: truck pot as well. Yes, Joel goes, yeahs um, yeah,

1043
00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:53,600
Speaker 1: it's a great song. If we were allowed to play

1044
00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:55,320
Speaker 1: music for you here, we would, we would play it.

1045
00:59:55,560 --> 00:59:57,440
Speaker 1: But all we have is Donald singing it. That's all

1046
00:59:57,440 --> 01:00:02,120
Speaker 1: we're allowed to do. Donald. If you cover it, like fully,

1047
01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:04,320
Speaker 1: cover it and Dan can help you with the When

1048
01:00:04,360 --> 01:00:07,040
Speaker 1: somebody did cover it, somebody did cover They did an

1049
01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:11,800
Speaker 1: eighties version of the wop song and it is so dope.

1050
01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:16,320
Speaker 1: It's it's tight, dude. It's like, Oh, I wish we

1051
01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:18,840
Speaker 1: were allowed to play that. Yeah, I mean maybe we can.

1052
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:21,520
Speaker 1: Maybe we can if we contact the person and it's

1053
01:00:21,640 --> 01:00:24,960
Speaker 1: and it's a cover, maybe we can. I don't know, Well,

1054
01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:27,240
Speaker 1: I don't know if we have enough time. Okay, UM,

1055
01:00:27,320 --> 01:00:30,640
Speaker 1: so sorry, let's focus John. So far you're beating our

1056
01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:32,840
Speaker 1: last guest by far, but that was not a hard

1057
01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:37,360
Speaker 1: feed to achieve. Look how excited you. I want the

1058
01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:39,160
Speaker 1: audience to know that we actually have a guest that

1059
01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:42,320
Speaker 1: seems pleased to be on the show, which is very exciting.

1060
01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:47,160
Speaker 1: Do you have a question for us related to anything

1061
01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:51,480
Speaker 1: from music? Um, have a question for you, Zack, and

1062
01:00:51,520 --> 01:00:55,040
Speaker 1: do or don't all go with you up towards um Zack,

1063
01:00:55,200 --> 01:00:57,520
Speaker 1: if you were to write a musical, what would it

1064
01:00:57,640 --> 01:01:00,480
Speaker 1: be about and how would you incorporate still involving a

1065
01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:03,320
Speaker 1: zip blood? Oh my god, everyone's now making fun of

1066
01:01:04,040 --> 01:01:07,800
Speaker 1: zip line episode us. Um, I do love a good

1067
01:01:07,880 --> 01:01:09,120
Speaker 1: zip line joke. I don't know if you know that

1068
01:01:09,120 --> 01:01:14,120
Speaker 1: I directed that episode. Yeah, true story, first one and

1069
01:01:14,280 --> 01:01:16,560
Speaker 1: very tricky to direct yourself sliding down the zip line,

1070
01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:20,480
Speaker 1: but I managed to do it. Um. You know, I'm

1071
01:01:20,480 --> 01:01:22,040
Speaker 1: just gonna say the first thing that comes to my

1072
01:01:22,640 --> 01:01:28,800
Speaker 1: mind because someone asked. I think it was Josh Charles,

1073
01:01:29,440 --> 01:01:32,560
Speaker 1: the actor who put on Twitter like, what's a great

1074
01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:34,760
Speaker 1: movie that should be a musical? Because of course now

1075
01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:38,400
Speaker 1: they're making every theater is entirely on on pause. For

1076
01:01:38,480 --> 01:01:42,160
Speaker 1: the moment, but everyone's making movies into a theater. And

1077
01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:45,400
Speaker 1: and because it was Josh Charles who said it, my

1078
01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:48,919
Speaker 1: brain instantly went to Dead Poets Society, which I thought

1079
01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:51,160
Speaker 1: would be a which is a movie I really really

1080
01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:54,640
Speaker 1: love and it's it's it's probably one of my favorite movies.

1081
01:01:55,040 --> 01:01:57,760
Speaker 1: And I thought, wow, that would be really conducive to

1082
01:01:57,880 --> 01:02:01,000
Speaker 1: be a musical. Now that's not really original idea, but

1083
01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:03,680
Speaker 1: since you asked me, and I just put on Twitter,

1084
01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:06,360
Speaker 1: I replied to Josh Charles that that should be and

1085
01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:08,360
Speaker 1: then I got a lot of attention because we were like, yeah,

1086
01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:11,840
Speaker 1: it's a good idea. So there there's my answer. If

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01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:13,840
Speaker 1: it were up to me, if if if I could

1088
01:02:14,520 --> 01:02:18,680
Speaker 1: do a musical, making one up is too hard. That's

1089
01:02:18,840 --> 01:02:21,320
Speaker 1: that's like a conundrum, dude. That's like, that's one of

1090
01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:24,919
Speaker 1: those things where you it takes forever to write music,

1091
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:28,680
Speaker 1: to write story, to write all of that stuff takes forever.

1092
01:02:28,760 --> 01:02:31,400
Speaker 1: So but if I could make a musical out of

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01:02:31,480 --> 01:02:34,480
Speaker 1: a movie, it would definitely be The Princess Bride. I

1094
01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:38,200
Speaker 1: think that would be a funny, uh musical. I can't

1095
01:02:38,200 --> 01:02:39,800
Speaker 1: believe that's not in the I mean, that's such like

1096
01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:42,520
Speaker 1: everybody's favorite movie. I can't believe it's it's probably got

1097
01:02:42,600 --> 01:02:44,800
Speaker 1: to be in the works, right, that would be amazing.

1098
01:02:44,920 --> 01:02:47,320
Speaker 1: I think that's uh. And and and if you could

1099
01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:51,600
Speaker 1: somehow still keep that type of humor in the movie,

1100
01:02:52,080 --> 01:02:54,360
Speaker 1: I mean in the musical as well, that would be

1101
01:02:54,440 --> 01:02:57,640
Speaker 1: great without losing you know, stop that rhyming. I mean it.

1102
01:02:58,280 --> 01:03:01,280
Speaker 1: Anybody want to peanut if you can freaking still some

1103
01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:06,000
Speaker 1: I'll keep that ship. Where am I despair? You know?

1104
01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:08,600
Speaker 1: I would love to hear a musical number about wrote

1105
01:03:08,600 --> 01:03:11,680
Speaker 1: in some unusual size. I'm just saying, okay, there we are,

1106
01:03:11,760 --> 01:03:14,600
Speaker 1: so now, John, next question for Donald, let's go alright.

1107
01:03:14,720 --> 01:03:20,040
Speaker 1: Star Wars question? Um oh, jesus, you guys, transit to

1108
01:03:20,080 --> 01:03:22,000
Speaker 1: my two loves. I love musicals and I love Star Wars.

1109
01:03:22,560 --> 01:03:27,640
Speaker 1: Um So it's our baby, it's our story. Our son

1110
01:03:27,720 --> 01:03:33,880
Speaker 1: lives in New Zealand. Um So when Disney bolt st

1111
01:03:34,120 --> 01:03:37,320
Speaker 1: I bet you love weed too. I dried someone Canada.

1112
01:03:37,520 --> 01:03:41,840
Speaker 1: But you can't get weed in New Zealand. I don't know.

1113
01:03:41,840 --> 01:03:44,640
Speaker 1: It would be hard down that they could get weed

1114
01:03:44,680 --> 01:03:49,520
Speaker 1: in New Zealand. That ship's a weed. It grows anywhere. Yeah,

1115
01:03:50,080 --> 01:03:53,400
Speaker 1: that's true. All right, go ahead, when when Disney Bolt

1116
01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:56,200
Speaker 1: Star Wars and the and it declared all of the

1117
01:03:56,280 --> 01:04:00,640
Speaker 1: expanded Universe as non canon. Um what book a comic

1118
01:04:00,720 --> 01:04:04,880
Speaker 1: series or doing us stuff did you miss? Like? Did

1119
01:04:04,920 --> 01:04:09,960
Speaker 1: you feel satisful wow joels? Like on the Vergi teers um,

1120
01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:11,960
Speaker 1: I was very happy that the use of all was

1121
01:04:12,160 --> 01:04:15,520
Speaker 1: out of the whole thing. I wasn't a fan of that.

1122
01:04:17,560 --> 01:04:19,520
Speaker 1: I didn't like that. I didn't like the fact that

1123
01:04:20,280 --> 01:04:23,600
Speaker 1: something from outside of the I like the stories of

1124
01:04:23,720 --> 01:04:28,160
Speaker 1: the Sith and the Jedi and this new enemy that

1125
01:04:28,360 --> 01:04:31,520
Speaker 1: comes from out of nowhere and is you know, resistant

1126
01:04:31,560 --> 01:04:34,280
Speaker 1: to the force and all of that stuff. It just

1127
01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:36,960
Speaker 1: seemed like, all right, so we have this galaxy that

1128
01:04:37,160 --> 01:04:40,240
Speaker 1: seems to have a balance, let's funk up the galaxy.

1129
01:04:40,280 --> 01:04:41,880
Speaker 1: How can we suck it up. Let's just throw some

1130
01:04:42,040 --> 01:04:45,600
Speaker 1: impossible enemy at them? And you know what I mean?

1131
01:04:45,680 --> 01:04:47,720
Speaker 1: And and I thought that was a cop out. So

1132
01:04:47,760 --> 01:04:51,480
Speaker 1: I didn't like that. My uh, the one stuff that

1133
01:04:51,520 --> 01:04:53,000
Speaker 1: I had. The things that I did like were all

1134
01:04:53,080 --> 01:04:56,760
Speaker 1: of the stories about Han Solos kids and lay As

1135
01:04:56,880 --> 01:05:00,840
Speaker 1: kids and and Luke's kid, and you know what I mean,

1136
01:05:00,960 --> 01:05:04,360
Speaker 1: and and and and even the stories of their grandchildren

1137
01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:06,800
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. And they're great great grandchildren and

1138
01:05:06,840 --> 01:05:09,200
Speaker 1: stuff like that. All of that stuff was really cool.

1139
01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:13,000
Speaker 1: Uh stories too. That made a lot of sense, you

1140
01:05:13,040 --> 01:05:15,840
Speaker 1: know what I mean. It made sense that Leia had

1141
01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:20,040
Speaker 1: twins and you know, one turn to the dark side

1142
01:05:20,120 --> 01:05:23,040
Speaker 1: and you know one because that's what you wanted for

1143
01:05:23,120 --> 01:05:24,840
Speaker 1: Luke and Lea to happen. You know what happened to

1144
01:05:24,880 --> 01:05:26,800
Speaker 1: Luke and Leia. One turns to the dark side and

1145
01:05:26,840 --> 01:05:28,520
Speaker 1: then the other one has to go kill their brother.

1146
01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:31,840
Speaker 1: Like it's it's the next version of father and son

1147
01:05:32,080 --> 01:05:35,400
Speaker 1: or mother and daughter. And I just liked I liked

1148
01:05:35,520 --> 01:05:39,960
Speaker 1: hearing about that lineage. Now that being said, that does

1149
01:05:40,040 --> 01:05:42,800
Speaker 1: get a little bit redundant after a while, and nobody

1150
01:05:42,880 --> 01:05:46,480
Speaker 1: wants to hear about you know, uh, the Skywalkers and

1151
01:05:46,840 --> 01:05:49,400
Speaker 1: the Solos forever and ever and ever, you know what

1152
01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:53,720
Speaker 1: I mean. So alright, let me finish. I'm not done,

1153
01:05:54,880 --> 01:05:58,360
Speaker 1: not done, Just wait a second. So that being said,

1154
01:05:58,880 --> 01:06:01,480
Speaker 1: I like the Old Republic stuff. I think maybe that's

1155
01:06:01,600 --> 01:06:03,360
Speaker 1: the next direction that they should go. I know they're

1156
01:06:03,400 --> 01:06:06,080
Speaker 1: doing this high Order and all of that, and Yoda

1157
01:06:06,160 --> 01:06:07,960
Speaker 1: is going to be in it. I think that's the

1158
01:06:08,040 --> 01:06:10,439
Speaker 1: right way to go. I think there's something special about

1159
01:06:10,520 --> 01:06:15,120
Speaker 1: seeing a bunch of red lightsabers clash against green, blue,

1160
01:06:15,680 --> 01:06:18,560
Speaker 1: and purple. There's something if you could find a way

1161
01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:27,840
Speaker 1: to do brave part with Jedi, it would be all right.

1162
01:06:28,320 --> 01:06:30,400
Speaker 1: That feels That feels like you did a great job

1163
01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:34,680
Speaker 1: answering it. Donald, Um, I felt satisfied. I'm sure everyone

1164
01:06:34,760 --> 01:06:38,360
Speaker 1: that loves Star Wars feels satisfied. Joel, for example, yelled testify.

1165
01:06:39,280 --> 01:06:44,840
Speaker 1: Um um Now, John, it's uh, it's time for everybody's

1166
01:06:44,880 --> 01:06:47,920
Speaker 1: favorite news segment, fix your life. As you well know

1167
01:06:48,080 --> 01:06:50,480
Speaker 1: from being a fan of the show, Donald and I

1168
01:06:50,920 --> 01:06:54,840
Speaker 1: are pretty great. I think exceptional at fixing people's lives.

1169
01:06:55,280 --> 01:06:58,560
Speaker 1: Your problem could be big or small. We can handle it.

1170
01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:07,080
Speaker 1: So John, Yes, it's time to fix your life. Oh okay,

1171
01:07:07,160 --> 01:07:11,200
Speaker 1: So I have actually a dog problem. Um. She's on

1172
01:07:11,280 --> 01:07:14,640
Speaker 1: the road here right now because she's so yeah, just

1173
01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:32,560
Speaker 1: just walking about. Just hire you guys. She's beautiful. Yeah,

1174
01:07:32,600 --> 01:07:34,680
Speaker 1: go ahead. I can answer any dog question. I'm a

1175
01:07:34,760 --> 01:07:39,200
Speaker 1: dog master. So yeah, she's eight years old and she's

1176
01:07:39,240 --> 01:07:43,280
Speaker 1: part we've had a wait. We've moved down here five

1177
01:07:43,360 --> 01:07:47,640
Speaker 1: years ago from Auckland, and in that time she's been fine.

1178
01:07:47,680 --> 01:07:49,160
Speaker 1: We've been able to leave her in the yard when

1179
01:07:49,200 --> 01:07:52,440
Speaker 1: we go to work. And then just a month ago,

1180
01:07:52,640 --> 01:07:55,480
Speaker 1: she decided to escape one day and just ran around

1181
01:07:55,520 --> 01:07:58,080
Speaker 1: the neighborhood in it. It was very stressful. It took

1182
01:07:58,120 --> 01:08:02,320
Speaker 1: us a whole day to find her. Um, and she

1183
01:08:02,440 --> 01:08:04,440
Speaker 1: dug out under our gates. So we concreted that so

1184
01:08:04,520 --> 01:08:07,240
Speaker 1: she couldn't do it again. But she still tries, and

1185
01:08:07,480 --> 01:08:09,480
Speaker 1: so we we don't trust it at all on her

1186
01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:12,000
Speaker 1: own and I've been taking it a doggy day here

1187
01:08:12,480 --> 01:08:16,639
Speaker 1: and just trying to see what we can do. We're

1188
01:08:16,680 --> 01:08:18,400
Speaker 1: gonna try or get on her own today, but I'm

1189
01:08:18,439 --> 01:08:21,000
Speaker 1: just not John, do you do you run her enough?

1190
01:08:21,160 --> 01:08:24,720
Speaker 1: Because I only know this from watching Caesar Milan, which

1191
01:08:24,880 --> 01:08:26,679
Speaker 1: who I love. If you if you get a dog

1192
01:08:27,560 --> 01:08:29,439
Speaker 1: and you're new to owning a dog, obviously you're not,

1193
01:08:29,560 --> 01:08:32,320
Speaker 1: but I'm talking to other people watching like every episode

1194
01:08:32,360 --> 01:08:35,479
Speaker 1: of Caesar is is really good education because you know,

1195
01:08:35,720 --> 01:08:38,920
Speaker 1: obviously it's it's edited to make him look like like

1196
01:08:39,080 --> 01:08:41,920
Speaker 1: a god, but um, but it is helpful and I

1197
01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:43,639
Speaker 1: know that one thing he does. I remember an episode

1198
01:08:43,640 --> 01:08:45,400
Speaker 1: where a dog was constantly escaping and part of the

1199
01:08:45,439 --> 01:08:48,120
Speaker 1: problem was like the dog just wanted to sprint, and

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01:08:48,479 --> 01:08:50,679
Speaker 1: you know he would do things like, you know, getting

1201
01:08:50,720 --> 01:08:53,320
Speaker 1: on rollerblades and running with the dog, or getting on

1202
01:08:53,400 --> 01:08:56,240
Speaker 1: a bicycle and sprinting alongside the dog. But do you

1203
01:08:56,280 --> 01:08:59,360
Speaker 1: think the dogs is getting enough? Are you exhausting the

1204
01:08:59,479 --> 01:09:03,360
Speaker 1: dog because a big dog like that needs to probably run. Yeah. Yeah,

1205
01:09:03,760 --> 01:09:05,920
Speaker 1: we actually to take a to play at the park

1206
01:09:06,120 --> 01:09:10,760
Speaker 1: before work every morning and after work as well. Um. Well,

1207
01:09:11,120 --> 01:09:16,519
Speaker 1: then you know, John, it really comes down to having

1208
01:09:17,080 --> 01:09:21,960
Speaker 1: having to ask yourself. Am I a good put? Yeah?

1209
01:09:22,160 --> 01:09:25,160
Speaker 1: Is there is there? John? I need you to put

1210
01:09:25,240 --> 01:09:28,120
Speaker 1: yourself put yourself on the dog's head. The dog wants

1211
01:09:28,200 --> 01:09:40,240
Speaker 1: to get away from me. You're welcome, John, Thank you, John. No,

1212
01:09:42,640 --> 01:09:44,960
Speaker 1: that's interesting. I am not a dog whisper and I

1213
01:09:45,040 --> 01:09:46,920
Speaker 1: am not a vet and so I don't know what

1214
01:09:47,160 --> 01:09:50,640
Speaker 1: goes on in dog's minds. I will say I have

1215
01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:55,920
Speaker 1: a dog, and you know, I feel like dogs like

1216
01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:59,840
Speaker 1: to be disciplined and uh and I don't mean with

1217
01:10:00,080 --> 01:10:02,320
Speaker 1: the hand or anything like that. But given given them

1218
01:10:02,520 --> 01:10:04,760
Speaker 1: chores to do, it's not just about running them. It's

1219
01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:08,880
Speaker 1: also about making them do things. And they enjoyed doing

1220
01:10:08,960 --> 01:10:11,240
Speaker 1: that type of stuff. So you know, what are you

1221
01:10:11,320 --> 01:10:13,719
Speaker 1: saying he should do, like like errands around the house,

1222
01:10:13,800 --> 01:10:16,599
Speaker 1: like maybe mowing like I don't know, do you do stay?

1223
01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:20,840
Speaker 1: Sit down? Roll over and and things like that. I

1224
01:10:20,920 --> 01:10:24,880
Speaker 1: don't you know. Those are things to occupy a dog's

1225
01:10:24,960 --> 01:10:27,760
Speaker 1: mind as well. Do you have a crate? No? So

1226
01:10:27,880 --> 01:10:30,439
Speaker 1: we tried to create trainer, but she's she's a riscuer

1227
01:10:30,560 --> 01:10:34,040
Speaker 1: from um we call the yeah, um, so like the pound.

1228
01:10:34,080 --> 01:10:37,280
Speaker 1: I guess. But now this makes this makes even more sense.

1229
01:10:37,280 --> 01:10:43,439
Speaker 1: So it's not necessarily you maybe where she came from before? Yeah,

1230
01:10:44,200 --> 01:10:49,280
Speaker 1: you know, and and this is just something psychological. Yeah, yeah,

1231
01:10:49,439 --> 01:10:50,880
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. But have you tried, I mean, have

1232
01:10:51,040 --> 01:10:54,080
Speaker 1: you tried working with a trainer at all? I had

1233
01:10:54,320 --> 01:10:57,000
Speaker 1: a leddy sort of try to give me advice. I

1234
01:10:57,160 --> 01:10:59,559
Speaker 1: might need to get back in touch with it. All right,

1235
01:10:59,600 --> 01:11:01,920
Speaker 1: we'll get I can touch with the trainer. John, you're welcome.

1236
01:11:02,240 --> 01:11:06,519
Speaker 1: You're welcome. You're welcome, Donald say it, you're welcome. Well,

1237
01:11:06,560 --> 01:11:08,679
Speaker 1: I I just I don't feel like I fixed his life.

1238
01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:12,200
Speaker 1: I feel like I've I've put him on a path. Yea, yeah,

1239
01:11:12,280 --> 01:11:14,719
Speaker 1: we put him on a path. We film on a path.

1240
01:11:15,400 --> 01:11:17,880
Speaker 1: We said watch Caesar because there's there is an episode

1241
01:11:17,920 --> 01:11:20,519
Speaker 1: about him escaping dog and Caesar fixes that guy's problem.

1242
01:11:20,600 --> 01:11:23,640
Speaker 1: You have three choices. You can watch Caesar, you can

1243
01:11:23,960 --> 01:11:28,160
Speaker 1: contact the dog trainer, or you can take a good

1244
01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:30,400
Speaker 1: look at yourself, look at the man in the marriage

1245
01:11:30,400 --> 01:11:32,880
Speaker 1: and why why are animals trying to run away from you?

1246
01:11:34,320 --> 01:11:36,360
Speaker 1: What is it that you're doing that I'm asking you.

1247
01:11:36,880 --> 01:11:39,120
Speaker 1: I'm asking you to look in the mirror. I'm asking

1248
01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:42,400
Speaker 1: you to make a change. No message could have been

1249
01:11:42,400 --> 01:11:46,120
Speaker 1: any clearer. John given you the dog has given you

1250
01:11:46,400 --> 01:11:54,160
Speaker 1: the message. If you want to John, if you want

1251
01:11:54,200 --> 01:11:56,320
Speaker 1: to make yourself a better dog owner, you gotta look

1252
01:11:56,320 --> 01:12:03,680
Speaker 1: at yourself and then make the change. Who no, no, no, no, no,

1253
01:12:05,320 --> 01:12:08,400
Speaker 1: na a great song. All right, we gotta go John.

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Speaker 1: This has been awesome. You're gonna get a mug. It

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01:12:10,160 --> 01:12:12,160
Speaker 1: will probably take four years to get there. Can I

1256
01:12:12,280 --> 01:12:14,800
Speaker 1: just quickly throw back to just one previous episode, we

1257
01:12:14,960 --> 01:12:18,559
Speaker 1: talked about North African American players in the NHL UM

1258
01:12:19,160 --> 01:12:21,200
Speaker 1: at the upcoming draft in October. There's a kid called

1259
01:12:21,280 --> 01:12:24,680
Speaker 1: Quentin Byfield who's probably gonna go second overall. So that's

1260
01:12:24,720 --> 01:12:28,400
Speaker 1: another another good But is he like the Savior? Is

1261
01:12:28,479 --> 01:12:31,840
Speaker 1: he the Savior? Is he? Is he the great Black

1262
01:12:31,960 --> 01:12:36,000
Speaker 1: hype of hockey? Um? He's comparable to a guy called

1263
01:12:36,160 --> 01:12:40,400
Speaker 1: if Malcolm replaced with the Pittsburgh Penguins, is he comparable

1264
01:12:40,439 --> 01:12:45,479
Speaker 1: to Wayne Gretzky, that's the question. Is he comparable to

1265
01:12:45,640 --> 01:12:49,479
Speaker 1: Sydney Cross? Like, these are the questions that I'm asking

1266
01:12:50,040 --> 01:12:53,000
Speaker 1: because if he can, if he's got to change the

1267
01:12:53,200 --> 01:12:57,479
Speaker 1: sport like some of the white players have changed the NBA.

1268
01:12:58,080 --> 01:13:00,920
Speaker 1: Now we're talking, but if it's just some black dude

1269
01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:04,360
Speaker 1: coming in because he's black and the NHL needs black

1270
01:13:04,720 --> 01:13:07,120
Speaker 1: saying that he's gonna go second in the draft, what

1271
01:13:07,160 --> 01:13:08,720
Speaker 1: the hell are you talking about. It's pretty high and

1272
01:13:10,080 --> 01:13:11,439
Speaker 1: there are a lot of it. They're a lot. I'm

1273
01:13:11,439 --> 01:13:13,080
Speaker 1: not trying to hate, and I hate when I hate

1274
01:13:13,120 --> 01:13:15,080
Speaker 1: because we're hating. It's for suckers, and I do that

1275
01:13:15,160 --> 01:13:17,519
Speaker 1: a lot sometimes and we have to edit that ship out.

1276
01:13:17,840 --> 01:13:19,880
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna say this right now. I'm gonna say

1277
01:13:19,880 --> 01:13:22,639
Speaker 1: this right now. There have been a lot of NBA

1278
01:13:22,760 --> 01:13:26,720
Speaker 1: players that went high in the draft thinking that they

1279
01:13:26,760 --> 01:13:31,559
Speaker 1: were gonna be some great uh savior and turned out

1280
01:13:31,600 --> 01:13:34,280
Speaker 1: to be a bust. So just because this dude's going

1281
01:13:34,400 --> 01:13:39,040
Speaker 1: number two doesn't I'm not saying anything just because this

1282
01:13:39,240 --> 01:13:43,559
Speaker 1: is this because dudes going number two doesn't mean he's

1283
01:13:43,600 --> 01:13:46,960
Speaker 1: gonna make it as an NHL player, So that's great.

1284
01:13:47,360 --> 01:13:50,160
Speaker 1: It's great that he's on his way. But we shall

1285
01:13:50,280 --> 01:13:52,760
Speaker 1: see John. I'm rooting for him. I'm rooting for him

1286
01:13:52,800 --> 01:13:55,280
Speaker 1: to be wonderful. Thank you so much for coming on

1287
01:13:55,360 --> 01:13:58,160
Speaker 1: the show. And he's North American. He's not African American, right,

1288
01:13:58,200 --> 01:14:03,680
Speaker 1: he's like from Canada. Yeah, I know it anyway, Thank you.

1289
01:14:03,760 --> 01:14:06,519
Speaker 1: I can't wait to get my uh my WOP T shirt.

1290
01:14:06,600 --> 01:14:09,040
Speaker 1: I can't wait to get my I doct Deo T shirt.

1291
01:14:09,720 --> 01:14:11,320
Speaker 1: And you're gonna get a mug. I don't know how

1292
01:14:11,360 --> 01:14:13,240
Speaker 1: long it takes to get things to New Zealand, but

1293
01:14:13,400 --> 01:14:15,479
Speaker 1: I'm looking for it. By the time you're forty or

1294
01:14:15,520 --> 01:14:17,599
Speaker 1: forty five, when you guys come to the World Tour

1295
01:14:17,800 --> 01:14:19,519
Speaker 1: and come down here, just bring it then and we'll

1296
01:14:19,560 --> 01:14:22,320
Speaker 1: take you to the Lord of Perfect got we definitely

1297
01:14:22,320 --> 01:14:24,280
Speaker 1: got to do New Zealand. I would love to go

1298
01:14:24,360 --> 01:14:29,760
Speaker 1: to locations. Yeah, well, I don't necessarily want to see

1299
01:14:29,760 --> 01:14:31,400
Speaker 1: the Lord of the Rings. I want to see like

1300
01:14:31,720 --> 01:14:35,479
Speaker 1: yo is word word life, the Madi people. I want

1301
01:14:35,520 --> 01:14:41,000
Speaker 1: to uh the There's a bunch of history there that

1302
01:14:41,120 --> 01:14:44,320
Speaker 1: I'm fascinated behind. So I would love to check that out.

1303
01:14:44,640 --> 01:14:46,519
Speaker 1: All right, Well we'll be on it. You'll second. We're

1304
01:14:46,520 --> 01:14:48,920
Speaker 1: gonna be on a tour bus with with all four

1305
01:14:48,960 --> 01:14:51,200
Speaker 1: of our faces on on the side. It's gonna be

1306
01:14:51,320 --> 01:14:55,080
Speaker 1: really really exciting. Um all right, we gotta go, John,

1307
01:14:55,120 --> 01:14:57,640
Speaker 1: thank you so much. Thanks again, ladies and jenn Im

1308
01:14:57,640 --> 01:15:06,640
Speaker 1: gonna give it up. Refreshing to have a guest that

1309
01:15:06,760 --> 01:15:14,680
Speaker 1: was at least interested in talking to us who it

1310
01:15:14,840 --> 01:15:18,840
Speaker 1: was good. Um, well we're almost done, but let's talk

1311
01:15:18,840 --> 01:15:23,160
Speaker 1: about Leslie Baker the Office on Stanley from the Office,

1312
01:15:23,680 --> 01:15:25,800
Speaker 1: who I love and have put in like the short

1313
01:15:25,840 --> 01:15:27,439
Speaker 1: film I made he was in which I was here.

1314
01:15:27,439 --> 01:15:29,920
Speaker 1: I always think that guy is so funny and uh,

1315
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:34,120
Speaker 1: and here he is. This was before the Office. Obviously

1316
01:15:34,240 --> 01:15:35,840
Speaker 1: he wouldn't be doing the shelf if it wasn't before

1317
01:15:35,920 --> 01:15:39,400
Speaker 1: the Office. And there he is. He and he has

1318
01:15:39,439 --> 01:15:42,640
Speaker 1: a cameo. He only has one line in which he

1319
01:15:42,800 --> 01:15:47,320
Speaker 1: outs to Carla that you've been talking about having sex

1320
01:15:47,520 --> 01:15:54,040
Speaker 1: with Elliott during surgery. Yep, not me, but does Yeah,

1321
01:15:54,080 --> 01:15:55,840
Speaker 1: this is my point. I think the audience knows how

1322
01:15:55,880 --> 01:15:58,080
Speaker 1: to delineate between you and your character. I'm just gonna

1323
01:15:58,120 --> 01:15:59,599
Speaker 1: say this is the point that I'm trying to make

1324
01:15:59,680 --> 01:16:03,080
Speaker 1: when you keep secrets, and but you keep secrets from

1325
01:16:03,120 --> 01:16:07,719
Speaker 1: your spouse about sex, they always find out. She always

1326
01:16:07,760 --> 01:16:11,599
Speaker 1: comes out. It always comes out. So your best bet

1327
01:16:12,520 --> 01:16:15,519
Speaker 1: is to not tell anyone you had a sex fantasy.

1328
01:16:17,240 --> 01:16:19,760
Speaker 1: Keep that ship to yourself, and then you'll never be

1329
01:16:19,800 --> 01:16:23,760
Speaker 1: in a situation never. Yeah. Um, I laughed hard. When

1330
01:16:23,880 --> 01:16:27,720
Speaker 1: Sam lloyd At says something, he goes, I just have

1331
01:16:27,880 --> 01:16:30,840
Speaker 1: that one dream where I hold his head in the

1332
01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:35,160
Speaker 1: water until the last bubble goes, and then there's like

1333
01:16:35,200 --> 01:16:40,160
Speaker 1: a long pause and he goes telling you about killing Kelso.

1334
01:16:40,320 --> 01:16:42,360
Speaker 1: That's all all. That's his only dream that he has.

1335
01:16:42,800 --> 01:16:46,280
Speaker 1: Then Kelso walks by and says something, ye go get

1336
01:16:46,360 --> 01:16:48,439
Speaker 1: me something A right, yeah, I'm still waiting on that

1337
01:16:48,600 --> 01:16:53,160
Speaker 1: whatever it is, and he was oreos or something, and

1338
01:16:53,320 --> 01:16:55,280
Speaker 1: then I really I forgot that there was a lift

1339
01:16:55,320 --> 01:16:58,719
Speaker 1: balloons callback with Amy smart and and the parents dancing.

1340
01:16:58,800 --> 01:17:00,640
Speaker 1: I never, I totally forge out we did that. That

1341
01:17:00,760 --> 01:17:03,120
Speaker 1: was funny. I have a question why didn't Jad take

1342
01:17:03,160 --> 01:17:05,559
Speaker 1: her aside at the restaurant. Why did he run up

1343
01:17:05,560 --> 01:17:08,040
Speaker 1: to the table with these two people there. It's clear

1344
01:17:08,120 --> 01:17:10,680
Speaker 1: that she's there with these two people too, like that

1345
01:17:10,880 --> 01:17:13,880
Speaker 1: the shot is him running up to a table of

1346
01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:17,160
Speaker 1: her and people. Why not be like, hey, you know what,

1347
01:17:17,400 --> 01:17:19,760
Speaker 1: can I talk to you for a second? And why

1348
01:17:19,800 --> 01:17:21,840
Speaker 1: would he Why would he do that in front of anyone?

1349
01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:25,320
Speaker 1: He talks about having sex at her husband's funeral. Yeah,

1350
01:17:26,360 --> 01:17:29,960
Speaker 1: like moron. They don't want to hear that. It's probably

1351
01:17:29,960 --> 01:17:33,360
Speaker 1: the reason I'm assuming she's not back. I think I

1352
01:17:33,439 --> 01:17:35,479
Speaker 1: think he ruined she done. Does she have another one?

1353
01:17:35,520 --> 01:17:37,599
Speaker 1: I forgot? I don't know. But she was so great

1354
01:17:37,600 --> 01:17:39,960
Speaker 1: on the episode. She was so great in the show. Yeah,

1355
01:17:40,320 --> 01:17:42,320
Speaker 1: when she's on your back, When she's on your back

1356
01:17:42,360 --> 01:17:43,920
Speaker 1: and he's like, I know you got I know you've

1357
01:17:43,960 --> 01:17:46,080
Speaker 1: got taste comb a wife in your mind, You're like, no,

1358
01:17:46,160 --> 01:17:48,200
Speaker 1: I don't, and good jumps on your back and he goes,

1359
01:17:48,400 --> 01:17:50,680
Speaker 1: yeah you do, and then you nutg her off and

1360
01:17:50,760 --> 01:17:54,880
Speaker 1: she goes, I don't. She must be on a show.

1361
01:17:54,920 --> 01:17:58,040
Speaker 1: I don't. She's on a Star Girl actually, which is

1362
01:17:58,120 --> 01:18:04,000
Speaker 1: a Berlante show and the arrow verse she believe it

1363
01:18:04,120 --> 01:18:07,120
Speaker 1: or not, plays a mother now of a teenage girl.

1364
01:18:07,400 --> 01:18:10,519
Speaker 1: That's how that's how far we've come. That's how old

1365
01:18:10,640 --> 01:18:13,080
Speaker 1: we are. Well I canna say old, I'll say that's

1366
01:18:13,120 --> 01:18:16,640
Speaker 1: how far we've come. Now, did a great job on

1367
01:18:16,760 --> 01:18:20,960
Speaker 1: her arc I she's still a very good actress and

1368
01:18:21,520 --> 01:18:23,800
Speaker 1: she she does great on the show. I'm a fan

1369
01:18:23,920 --> 01:18:26,800
Speaker 1: of the show, and you know, um, and then that

1370
01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:29,040
Speaker 1: baby at the end, I just have to say, as

1371
01:18:29,120 --> 01:18:35,559
Speaker 1: someone who who appreciates an adorable baby, they cast that baby, well, oh,

1372
01:18:35,640 --> 01:18:38,960
Speaker 1: all babies are cute. No, that's not true. And this

1373
01:18:39,160 --> 01:18:41,720
Speaker 1: baby no, no, no, no, all babies are cute, even

1374
01:18:42,040 --> 01:18:46,800
Speaker 1: even when they're born. Look, man's I can say. I

1375
01:18:46,840 --> 01:18:49,000
Speaker 1: didn't know it's controversial to say that some babies are

1376
01:18:49,040 --> 01:18:52,000
Speaker 1: cute than other babies. Here's what's gonna happen. You're gonna

1377
01:18:52,040 --> 01:18:54,200
Speaker 1: have a baby, yeah, and I'm gonna love it. I'm

1378
01:18:54,200 --> 01:18:56,160
Speaker 1: not saying the parents don't think it's cute, but I'm

1379
01:18:56,200 --> 01:18:58,679
Speaker 1: saying that there are. And you'll understand what I'm talking about.

1380
01:18:59,600 --> 01:19:01,640
Speaker 1: I know that if it's my baby, no matter what

1381
01:19:01,720 --> 01:19:03,280
Speaker 1: it looks like, I'm gonna think it's the cutest baby.

1382
01:19:03,320 --> 01:19:06,759
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, clearly, they cast a particularly adorable baby

1383
01:19:06,880 --> 01:19:09,800
Speaker 1: to smile at Johnny C and have him fall in

1384
01:19:09,920 --> 01:19:12,479
Speaker 1: love and have his eyes Well at the end, Oh,

1385
01:19:12,800 --> 01:19:14,760
Speaker 1: Joel just told me that she is back for another one.

1386
01:19:14,840 --> 01:19:18,439
Speaker 1: She's back, So I knew him and then we have.

1387
01:19:18,600 --> 01:19:21,000
Speaker 1: So we're getting close to being done with this season two. Guys,

1388
01:19:21,080 --> 01:19:24,160
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you we got three more left. It

1389
01:19:24,240 --> 01:19:28,840
Speaker 1: looks like, oh ship, So what happens? What happens then

1390
01:19:29,040 --> 01:19:33,240
Speaker 1: after we finished season two, go right into season three?

1391
01:19:33,320 --> 01:19:35,040
Speaker 1: Or are we going to take a break. Well, we

1392
01:19:35,120 --> 01:19:37,760
Speaker 1: just took a break. Should we keep going? It's up

1393
01:19:37,800 --> 01:19:40,840
Speaker 1: to you, man. I don't want the fans to stop

1394
01:19:40,920 --> 01:19:43,200
Speaker 1: counting on us. I a lot of people rely on

1395
01:19:43,320 --> 01:19:46,320
Speaker 1: us for for their for their week bi weekly smile.

1396
01:19:46,960 --> 01:19:49,479
Speaker 1: I agree with that. I I don't want to let

1397
01:19:49,479 --> 01:19:51,920
Speaker 1: anybody down. That's the last thing I want to do. Too.

1398
01:19:52,640 --> 01:19:56,040
Speaker 1: We're working on Ryan Reynolds have had some some top

1399
01:19:56,120 --> 01:19:58,599
Speaker 1: secret Yeah, I think we have a chance. I think

1400
01:19:58,640 --> 01:20:02,160
Speaker 1: we have a chance that you know. I'm sorry. I

1401
01:20:02,240 --> 01:20:05,400
Speaker 1: don't think he remembers, but I hope that he will

1402
01:20:05,479 --> 01:20:07,080
Speaker 1: talk about it if and when we get him on

1403
01:20:07,160 --> 01:20:11,599
Speaker 1: the show. But I did speak with him via email,

1404
01:20:11,840 --> 01:20:15,160
Speaker 1: and uh, it's a work in progress. We'll see what happened.

1405
01:20:15,280 --> 01:20:18,000
Speaker 1: Is um. So you think I should reach out to him?

1406
01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:19,559
Speaker 1: You think I should reach out? No, I don't want

1407
01:20:19,560 --> 01:20:23,040
Speaker 1: you to funk up any momentum. I've nain. Okay, you

1408
01:20:23,120 --> 01:20:26,960
Speaker 1: might get drunk and dry hump him over zoom. No,

1409
01:20:27,120 --> 01:20:30,160
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna get drunk and dry hump anybody over zoom.

1410
01:20:32,280 --> 01:20:34,960
Speaker 1: I guess you could dry hump the camera. Well, did

1411
01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:36,880
Speaker 1: you see the video of the dude in the middle

1412
01:20:36,920 --> 01:20:41,040
Speaker 1: of the meeting on zoom and ah he thinks he

1413
01:20:41,400 --> 01:20:45,000
Speaker 1: he uh blacks the camera out, and so he switches

1414
01:20:45,160 --> 01:20:49,280
Speaker 1: over to his browser and you see him get up,

1415
01:20:49,720 --> 01:20:53,240
Speaker 1: walk to the bathroom, go get lotion and toilet paper,

1416
01:20:54,560 --> 01:20:56,920
Speaker 1: sets the toilet paper down, and sets the lotion down,

1417
01:20:57,200 --> 01:21:03,000
Speaker 1: and they're all like, no, no, he goes, that's not

1418
01:21:04,120 --> 01:21:08,080
Speaker 1: that's got to be a joke. Dude. I'm telling you,

1419
01:21:09,280 --> 01:21:11,200
Speaker 1: that's not a joke. That's the most embarrassing thing I've

1420
01:21:11,240 --> 01:21:13,240
Speaker 1: ever heard of my life. But and if it is

1421
01:21:13,280 --> 01:21:18,000
Speaker 1: a joke, good, good coot girls, good jokes. Um all right, everybody,

1422
01:21:18,200 --> 01:21:22,599
Speaker 1: we love you. We're back. We're back back. I'm back

1423
01:21:22,640 --> 01:21:26,040
Speaker 1: in l A. Daniel's back in l A. We're all together.

1424
01:21:28,000 --> 01:21:32,120
Speaker 1: Joel and I never left l A. I I listen,

1425
01:21:32,320 --> 01:21:33,640
Speaker 1: l A gets a lot of ship out there. But

1426
01:21:33,640 --> 01:21:37,160
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, it's uh, even when it's smoky,

1427
01:21:37,280 --> 01:21:40,240
Speaker 1: it's a beautiful place to live. It's great to be back. Yeah,

1428
01:21:40,840 --> 01:21:42,519
Speaker 1: it is great to be back when you can. It's

1429
01:21:42,560 --> 01:21:44,599
Speaker 1: always great to come home, you know what I mean.

1430
01:21:44,720 --> 01:21:46,920
Speaker 1: I'm so happy that you guys made it home safely.

1431
01:21:47,800 --> 01:21:50,240
Speaker 1: So I'm so happy that it went well. Daniel with

1432
01:21:51,040 --> 01:21:55,479
Speaker 1: her parents. How did you meet? How did you meet? Hinge? Bumble?

1433
01:21:55,560 --> 01:22:00,360
Speaker 1: Oh Hinge? What's the catch of Hinge? What's the hook?

1434
01:22:00,720 --> 01:22:03,960
Speaker 1: The Hinge is Facebook Friends? So everybody you met match

1435
01:22:04,080 --> 01:22:06,080
Speaker 1: with or everybody that you see on hinge, you have

1436
01:22:06,160 --> 01:22:10,080
Speaker 1: a Facebook friend in common that your facebo. You need

1437
01:22:10,160 --> 01:22:13,120
Speaker 1: to have one. And as a matter of fact, we

1438
01:22:13,200 --> 01:22:18,559
Speaker 1: did oh more than hinge worked just one? It did?

1439
01:22:19,479 --> 01:22:23,400
Speaker 1: You missed this whole app dating world. I'm I'm gonna

1440
01:22:23,439 --> 01:22:27,000
Speaker 1: be honest with you. I it scares me just a little.

1441
01:22:29,000 --> 01:22:31,240
Speaker 1: It was a scary process. I'll tell you what. I

1442
01:22:31,479 --> 01:22:34,559
Speaker 1: had had several misfires. Well, yeah, I'm just gonna say.

1443
01:22:34,600 --> 01:22:37,120
Speaker 1: I was gonna say. The only thing that I find

1444
01:22:37,160 --> 01:22:39,639
Speaker 1: a little different about it is that you're dating somebody

1445
01:22:39,720 --> 01:22:43,320
Speaker 1: that you don't really get to know. What do you do?

1446
01:22:43,360 --> 01:22:50,760
Speaker 1: You want to date aust you just don't have to. Yeah,

1447
01:22:51,120 --> 01:22:52,439
Speaker 1: that's the last time he went on a day is

1448
01:22:52,479 --> 01:22:54,760
Speaker 1: craig List time. Jowell, are you using any of the

1449
01:22:54,800 --> 01:22:57,800
Speaker 1: apps to find love? Not during quarantine because that just

1450
01:22:57,880 --> 01:23:00,320
Speaker 1: seems wild to me. But what about chat? You could chat?

1451
01:23:00,479 --> 01:23:02,360
Speaker 1: You could you could you? Could you do your game?

1452
01:23:02,520 --> 01:23:05,920
Speaker 1: Shoot your shots? And I am in person data, I

1453
01:23:06,280 --> 01:23:08,599
Speaker 1: suck at talking? What am I saying? What do I care?

1454
01:23:08,960 --> 01:23:12,479
Speaker 1: I know? In person? Like? I'm what if you win

1455
01:23:12,560 --> 01:23:15,760
Speaker 1: on Hinge or whatever one and you found someone who

1456
01:23:15,880 --> 01:23:18,200
Speaker 1: you thought was attractive, who all they want to do

1457
01:23:18,320 --> 01:23:22,800
Speaker 1: was talk about Star Wars and loved a gummy at night? Um,

1458
01:23:23,360 --> 01:23:26,160
Speaker 1: you know this person might be out there. I'm sure

1459
01:23:26,280 --> 01:23:29,200
Speaker 1: the person is out there. I would be terrible at

1460
01:23:29,200 --> 01:23:31,080
Speaker 1: talking to them over the app. It wouldn't be there.

1461
01:23:31,360 --> 01:23:34,160
Speaker 1: I have a question. Well, if you have your question, Joel,

1462
01:23:34,400 --> 01:23:36,639
Speaker 1: if you're listening and you're interested in Joel, she's very

1463
01:23:36,760 --> 01:23:41,679
Speaker 1: pretty and very funny. I have a question, but over apps,

1464
01:23:42,120 --> 01:23:45,240
Speaker 1: is it okay to be like I had a crazy sextuary?

1465
01:23:48,400 --> 01:23:53,719
Speaker 1: Not recommend, not recommend, not red, not recommended, So don't Joel?

1466
01:23:53,800 --> 01:23:56,720
Speaker 1: You know, would be funny if you do develop a profile. Um,

1467
01:23:57,000 --> 01:24:00,160
Speaker 1: I think we could blast out your profile eventually and

1468
01:24:00,560 --> 01:24:03,559
Speaker 1: and we can all talk about the encounters you're having.

1469
01:24:04,720 --> 01:24:07,200
Speaker 1: That sounds like quite an event. I'm gonna keep sliding

1470
01:24:07,240 --> 01:24:09,400
Speaker 1: in the d m s. But who knows. That's how

1471
01:24:09,439 --> 01:24:12,280
Speaker 1: you do it. Yeah, you know, you follow people, you

1472
01:24:12,360 --> 01:24:14,479
Speaker 1: see who they follow. You get a rough idea of

1473
01:24:14,560 --> 01:24:17,439
Speaker 1: their like I thought, opinions on the world, and then

1474
01:24:17,520 --> 01:24:20,200
Speaker 1: you're just like, yo, we should hang and then do

1475
01:24:20,360 --> 01:24:25,120
Speaker 1: you slide? So you'd be sliding into the Yeah. Yeah, Now,

1476
01:24:25,400 --> 01:24:34,479
Speaker 1: um so if she's ready, great? Did they gotta be great? Okay,

1477
01:24:34,560 --> 01:24:41,400
Speaker 1: so listen, if you're a hot, smart, intelligent destroyed my Instagram? Uh,

1478
01:24:42,640 --> 01:24:45,040
Speaker 1: because she is a catch, I can't. I think she's

1479
01:24:45,080 --> 01:24:49,160
Speaker 1: witty and smart and has a good job and very pretty.

1480
01:24:49,240 --> 01:24:53,000
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know what the hell's going on here, everyone, everybody,

1481
01:24:53,160 --> 01:24:57,240
Speaker 1: let's play. Let's set up Joel with her dream person.

1482
01:24:57,680 --> 01:25:01,840
Speaker 1: You love it? Donald? Yeah, and Donald and I and

1483
01:25:01,920 --> 01:25:03,960
Speaker 1: Donald and I will officiate your wedding. Have you been

1484
01:25:03,960 --> 01:25:11,240
Speaker 1: talking to my mother planning thing? All right? Um, we

1485
01:25:11,320 --> 01:25:13,800
Speaker 1: gotta go. We've been going along. Oh my god, Joel,

1486
01:25:13,800 --> 01:25:16,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna laugh my ass off when you're freaking open

1487
01:25:17,000 --> 01:25:21,400
Speaker 1: up with nothing, because that's just that's it's always hilarious.

1488
01:25:21,520 --> 01:25:24,840
Speaker 1: Like I'll put up, I'll post something like my animation

1489
01:25:25,240 --> 01:25:27,080
Speaker 1: and I'll look at you know, I look at what

1490
01:25:27,200 --> 01:25:29,240
Speaker 1: the fans say if they like the animation and stuff

1491
01:25:29,240 --> 01:25:30,800
Speaker 1: like that. And every now and then you get that

1492
01:25:30,880 --> 01:25:35,600
Speaker 1: one that says hi or hello, Hello, you have to

1493
01:25:35,680 --> 01:25:40,400
Speaker 1: actually have a thought and all right, fan, I don't

1494
01:25:40,479 --> 01:25:42,880
Speaker 1: have any desire to partner with a fan that weird

1495
01:25:42,920 --> 01:25:44,719
Speaker 1: to me out and there's like a weird power exchange

1496
01:25:44,720 --> 01:25:48,760
Speaker 1: there they're not comfortable with. So don't try that, all right, listen,

1497
01:25:48,840 --> 01:25:53,639
Speaker 1: she's getting giving you tips, so be real hello, don't

1498
01:25:53,720 --> 01:25:55,840
Speaker 1: just say hi, don't just say hello, don't be like

1499
01:25:56,680 --> 01:26:01,840
Speaker 1: you up right, none of that. Yeah, this can be fun.

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01:26:01,920 --> 01:26:04,639
Speaker 1: I think this could be a new segment called find

1501
01:26:04,720 --> 01:26:09,080
Speaker 1: Joel a Lover. No, it's Let's make Joel's Mama happy.

1502
01:26:09,360 --> 01:26:12,360
Speaker 1: Oh you find Joel a Lover. It's time for another

1503
01:26:12,520 --> 01:26:15,719
Speaker 1: edition of Let's make Joelle's Mother happy and find Joel

1504
01:26:15,800 --> 01:26:23,320
Speaker 1: a Lover. I'm excited. I love being I love being

1505
01:26:23,439 --> 01:26:26,519
Speaker 1: a what do you call it up? A matchmaker? I

1506
01:26:26,600 --> 01:26:29,720
Speaker 1: love being a matchmaker, I said, Donald, Up, Look how

1507
01:26:29,800 --> 01:26:34,000
Speaker 1: well that went. I'm married, I got kids. We still

1508
01:26:34,040 --> 01:26:39,400
Speaker 1: don't got no air conditioning. On that note, thank you,

1509
01:26:39,479 --> 01:26:42,160
Speaker 1: all for tuning in and Donald you may counters with

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01:26:42,240 --> 01:26:45,879
Speaker 1: the beautiful numbers for Everybody Loves Blassic seven. Eight stories

1511
01:26:46,760 --> 01:27:00,360
Speaker 1: about show we made about a bunch of nurses round you,

1512
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Speaker 1: Here are yeah around you here Abvius Woch for you

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01:27:04,360 --> 01:27:08,240
Speaker 1: on showiz and mm hmm