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Speaker 1: hot takes, break free for something special. The Fifth Hour

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Speaker 1: and a happy Saturday to you back in the podcast

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Speaker 1: Salt Mine for yet another edition of The Fifth Hour

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Speaker 1: that man. That's great. So breaking a tradition, Danny breaking

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Speaker 1: a tradition. Over the years, outside of a medical malady

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Speaker 1: like having my gallbladder chopped out of me, I have

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Speaker 1: never taken an extended break other than the month of December.

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Speaker 1: It's it's not it's just not how I have I'm

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Speaker 1: not operating in a way where I take time. I

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Speaker 1: always saved my vacation for December. I don't take a lot,

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Speaker 1: usually like ten days or so at the end of

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Speaker 1: the year to reset for the new year. But this

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Speaker 1: is the rare and appropriate May Mallard get away, the

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Speaker 1: Mallard may get away. And we've talked about this, but

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Speaker 1: fear not, as we've we said, we'll have original podcasting

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Speaker 1: on it, so you don't even worry about that we're

436
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Speaker 1: putting together. You're putting a pot pourri of audio gold together,

437
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:56,840
Speaker 1: right then, a unique content and all that stuff, things

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Speaker 1: you might have missed, things you want to hear again,

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Speaker 1: classic mall wents on the show. And how far back

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Speaker 1: are we going on this, because there's a lot of

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Speaker 1: archives stuff, there's a lot of old stuff, like a

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Speaker 1: recon what are we looking at? I mean, I have

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Speaker 1: some drops and extended mixes of drops that are super

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Speaker 1: old from the live show. It's one of those birds going.

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Speaker 1: Then I have stuff from what I was there between

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Speaker 1: ten and seventeen, great drops, great show moments from your

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Speaker 1: live show and from the podcast. So it's gonna be

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Speaker 1: like a mega med lead mix, all right. And a

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Speaker 1: lot of emails I've gotten over the last couple of

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Speaker 1: years with Roberto and Roberto when he came on Genie

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Speaker 1: and Medfred was not part of the show. So they

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Speaker 1: love the Genie and Medford drops, the fans of the

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Speaker 1: show that have been with the show for a long time.

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Speaker 1: And so hopefully we can get some of those old

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Speaker 1: Genie drops if we have any of those. And and

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Speaker 1: the cool thing about this is that even the biggest

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Speaker 1: fans of the podcast. I've talked about this in the past.

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Speaker 1: There was a study Don years ago that we all

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Speaker 1: have selective hearing that most people that enjoy audio content

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Speaker 1: only remember about the range of seventeen of the things

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Speaker 1: they listened to on the radio or a podcast like this,

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Speaker 1: because people are doing other things. You're busy, maybe doing

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Speaker 1: some gardening, maybe you're walking, you're making sure nobody hits

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Speaker 1: you while you're walking, or you're cooking or whatever you

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Speaker 1: might be doing. So that means Danny, that seventy roughly

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Speaker 1: seven per cent of the stuff, and maybe even more

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Speaker 1: than that. Maybe it's like eight of the content that

468
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 1: we provide here goes in one ear and out the other.

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Speaker 1: And so we'll provide some some things you need to

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Speaker 1: listen to again. And but I would be taking my

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Speaker 1: first I've not flown anywhere since the Mallard meet and

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Speaker 1: greet in Seattle at the end of when I was

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Speaker 1: not allowed to go to a Seahawk game, banned from

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Speaker 1: a Seahawk game against the Forts. But it has been

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Speaker 1: sixteen months I think now since I last gone on

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Speaker 1: an airplane. Is that right early? We're in April two,

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Speaker 1: so this is month four. Let me do the math

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Speaker 1: on that. Oh, yeah, it's been sixteen and a half

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00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:22,120
Speaker 1: months because it was in mid to late December, so

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00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:26,120
Speaker 1: it's about sixteen sixty months. Gay, We're pretty much in

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Speaker 1: late April now, so it doesn't get much later than this, right,

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Speaker 1: I mean, where what is April today? I believe yes. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: uh so, a lot of change in the world. And

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Speaker 1: I will be stopping by my brother's place in Appleton, Wisconsin.

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Speaker 1: I'm flying into Chicago because it's cheaper to fly to Chicago,

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Speaker 1: and I will make my drive up the coast of

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Speaker 1: Lake Michigan, through Chicago and through Milwaukee and through all

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Speaker 1: the farmland in Wisconsin. And I have not been to

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Speaker 1: Wisconsin since County Stadium was a thing. Brewers played at

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Speaker 1: County Stadium. I was there the last year of County Stadium.

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Speaker 1: I went on a tour of what was Miller Park.

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Speaker 1: But it's got a new name now, it's got some

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Speaker 1: corporate name. It's not well Miller Park was a corporate name.

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Speaker 1: But anyway, I was there when they were building Miller

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Speaker 1: Park and I looked it up. That thing open in

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Speaker 1: two thousand days, I think I think it was two

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Speaker 1: thousand or two thousand one, so it's like it's over

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Speaker 1: twenty years. But anyway, so I'll be I'll be stopping

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Speaker 1: in the Midwest to begin and going up to Wisconsin

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Speaker 1: to hang out with my brother. Now, the plan originally

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Speaker 1: was to go across the lake to to Michigan because

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Speaker 1: my cousin who's getting up there in age. She's kind

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Speaker 1: of like you were talking about visiting your grandma on

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Speaker 1: the LBC. Well, I have a cousin who lives over

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Speaker 1: in northern Michigan, right near the Canadian border, out in

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Speaker 1: the Boon Docks, and I want to see her because

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Speaker 1: she's just across from Appleton. But it's a long boat ride,

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Speaker 1: and I'm not sure if we're gonna have time to

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Speaker 1: do it because by the time we take the across

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Speaker 1: the lake, we're gonna have to come back across, so

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Speaker 1: it might not be worth it. It probably won't be

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Speaker 1: a good use of time. We'll see about that. So

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Speaker 1: I but I will be in Wisconsin for a few

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Speaker 1: days and I'm gonna go back to Chicago and pretty

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00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 1: much just eat pizza, deep dish Chicago pizza, try not

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Speaker 1: to get mugged walking around Chicago and going to a

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Speaker 1: Cub game. So our guy Jonas knocks, huge Cub fan.

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Speaker 1: He's a made man. He had a hook up himself,

519
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:34,880
Speaker 1: and he he hooked me up so I want to

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Speaker 1: thank Jonas and I'll be sitting in the bleachers Danny

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Speaker 1: and we Wrigley Field on Tuesday, this coming Tuesday, So

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Speaker 1: any fans of the show, if you wanna hang out,

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Speaker 1: and if if you can get to my area. I'm

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Speaker 1: not sure how Wrigley works. I've not been there. I've

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Speaker 1: not been to Wrigley Field since two thousand. It's been

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Speaker 1: a long time. Uh so they've renovated it since then,

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Speaker 1: and I'm not sure what it's like now. It looks

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00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:03,920
Speaker 1: beautiful on TV. They had no video board when I

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Speaker 1: was there last time. But anyway, it's Tuesday night. The

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Speaker 1: Cubs are playing the Chicago White Sox, so it's both

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Speaker 1: Chicago teams and that'll be a night game. I'll freeze.

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00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:16,080
Speaker 1: Mike took us. I was actually not gonna be that cool.

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00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:18,600
Speaker 1: I think it'll be in like the forties, which is

534
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:22,160
Speaker 1: for Chicago. It's not it's May. It's it's early May.

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00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 1: It should be should be warming up a little bit

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Speaker 1: by now. So that's why i'd be on Tuesday, and

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Speaker 1: then uh, and then I will spend Wednesday wandering around

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00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:34,360
Speaker 1: Chicago and all that, and uh, do you give you

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Speaker 1: the full lie? Tinerary. The plan is to fly to

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Speaker 1: Virginia on Thursday, because the whole point of this trip,

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Speaker 1: Danny the Globe Trekking, was to get to North Carolina

542
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Speaker 1: for a wedding, and so the wedding is over the weekend.

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Speaker 1: But I'm the closest airports out of the resort town

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Speaker 1: in the out in the outer banks of North Carolina,

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Speaker 1: and so I have to fly into Virginia and and

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Speaker 1: drive for a couple of hours down to North Carolina.

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Speaker 1: So that's that's Thursday. And then I got to spend

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Speaker 1: time with the in laws and all that and have

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Speaker 1: a grand time. We are we are gonna be hanging

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Speaker 1: out at the Atlantic Ocean for one day, so I

551
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:14,720
Speaker 1: will be going to the beach at least one day

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Speaker 1: and then Takaalaca. I here in North Carolina is beautiful.

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Speaker 1: I've never been to North Carolina or Virginia. I've been

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Speaker 1: to Chicago family, the Mallard families from Chicago. There's a

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Speaker 1: Mallard building in Chicago, not related to my family, but

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Speaker 1: I will take a photo of it if I have time.

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00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:34,200
Speaker 1: And then I've been to Wisconsin. My brother has lived

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Speaker 1: there for several years. I have not visited him. So

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Speaker 1: that's the plan. And then I'll fly back on the Sunday.

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Speaker 1: I got a late flight on Sunday, so I'll miss

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Speaker 1: the show Sunday into Monday, and then I'll be back

562
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:48,160
Speaker 1: raring to go. And well, I'll save most of the

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00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:50,520
Speaker 1: stories for the podcast for for next week. Then is that?

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00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:52,880
Speaker 1: Is that fair? That when I get back that's perfect?

565
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:55,840
Speaker 1: You know, we got the mail bag tomorrow and then

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Speaker 1: you're then you're a free man. We'll hear all the

567
00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:02,400
Speaker 1: stories the week after I do the three Greatest Hits

568
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:06,720
Speaker 1: Mallard podcasts. So yeah, I promise you they will be

569
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:10,319
Speaker 1: very entertaining, and I'll spend so much time putting all

570
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:13,480
Speaker 1: the clips together that my TENDERRONI will be threatening to

571
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 1: leave me. We don't. We certainly don't want that. Not

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00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:19,160
Speaker 1: before the big wedding, Not before the big That's what

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00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:21,719
Speaker 1: I know I'm doing really good radio work is when

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Speaker 1: she's frustrated and it's telling me that I'm spending too

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00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:28,360
Speaker 1: much time editing. That's what I know. The podcast numbers

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00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:33,799
Speaker 1: are at their best, all right, very well, we we

577
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:36,440
Speaker 1: have time for Backscratcher. There's only one this week anyway,

578
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:38,560
Speaker 1: So we said if you scratch your back, We'll scratch

579
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 1: your back. So thanks to I'm not sure what the

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00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:46,440
Speaker 1: name on this is. It says I you pu A. T. E. R.

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Speaker 1: Jones says Benn and Danny G Rocket. The Ben Maller

582
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:55,560
Speaker 1: Overnight Show is a staple of my daily routine. This

583
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:59,080
Speaker 1: guy says, you have us a five star review, Danny,

584
00:34:59,239 --> 00:35:03,640
Speaker 1: five stars. We earned at least two of those stars,

585
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:05,960
Speaker 1: one each, one for me, one for you, And he

586
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:08,440
Speaker 1: says the overnight shows a stable in my daily routine.

587
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:13,239
Speaker 1: The fifth hour is the proverbial cherry on top. I

588
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:17,680
Speaker 1: began listening in Tokyo and have not looked back. Best

589
00:35:17,719 --> 00:35:21,319
Speaker 1: sports stark radio show in his star radio very I

590
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:24,839
Speaker 1: even begrudgingly miss Mr West of the four h five.

591
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:27,680
Speaker 1: Will speak for yourself. Uh and a side note, been

592
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:31,839
Speaker 1: hoping for a shameless plug of my review on the podcast.

593
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 1: The first rule of sales you never get a yes

594
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:40,319
Speaker 1: if you don't ask. Yeah, that's a good one. I

595
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,440
Speaker 1: like that. I like that you don't get it yes

596
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:46,319
Speaker 1: unless you ask. There's also that debate we've had over

597
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:49,600
Speaker 1: the years, Danny, is is it better to ask for

598
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:54,719
Speaker 1: permission or beg for forgiveness? Forgiveness. Yeah, I agree with

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00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 1: you on that. I learned that from this old guy

600
00:35:57,239 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 1: who's listening on the radio named Tom Looney m hm.

601
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:02,080
Speaker 1: And he taught me because we try some crazy radio

602
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:04,719
Speaker 1: bits and Luni's like listen. He'd say, if we have

603
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:08,000
Speaker 1: to ask management, they're gonna say no. But if we say, hey,

604
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:11,160
Speaker 1: we're sorry, we won't do that again, they'll be okay

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00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:15,880
Speaker 1: with that. And he was correct. Yeah, so all right,

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00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:17,560
Speaker 1: we gotta get out of here. Anything going on today

607
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 1: radio wise, Danny, what do you got going on? Yeah?

608
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:25,320
Speaker 1: I got the Saturday FSR shows Steve Hartman and Jeff Schwartz,

609
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:28,880
Speaker 1: and then in the evening time Brian no with from

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Speaker 1: Salam the new show in a Hissy, Come on, Pimping,

611
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:37,360
Speaker 1: get your tims on. All right, have a great rest

612
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:41,359
Speaker 1: of your Saturday mail bag bag on Sunday. We will

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Speaker 1: catch you then later Skater got a murder. Gotta go,