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Speaker 1: You guys, this is Matt. We have two shows coming

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Speaker 1: up in November and they are real gags people. On

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Speaker 1: November seven, we are part of New York Comedy Festival.

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Speaker 1: We're so excited. Bowen and I are pumped to bring

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Speaker 1: Coach More and I Don't Think so, honey Deathmatch to

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Speaker 1: the Villain Stage in Brooklyn on November seven. This is

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Speaker 1: gonna be two teams, one team at another team Bowen

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Speaker 1: Boo and they're gonna be going head to head to

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Speaker 1: find out which team can deliver the best. I don't

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Speaker 1: think so, honey. This is a head to head death

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Speaker 1: match tournament competition, and Boone and I are going to

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Speaker 1: be captain in two teams. We have an amazing blue

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Speaker 1: ribbon panel. We're going to be really really very soon.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be very good. November seven, Coach War New

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Speaker 1: York Comedy Festival. Tickets on Stone now and then it's

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Speaker 1: back to basics, bitch. On November eighteenth, we're gonna bring

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Speaker 1: our our third edition. I can't believe it's been three

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Speaker 1: times of I Don't Think so Honey live. Fifty comedians

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Speaker 1: all kill get on the stage, You and the audience

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Speaker 1: getting your laugh on, getting your gig, getting someone's phone number.

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Speaker 1: I think a show is a really good place to

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Speaker 1: meet someone because like they're having a good time, you

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Speaker 1: don't have to talk about shared interest. You can talk

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Speaker 1: about the show. It's happening right there. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I think it might be a good idea. So come

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Speaker 1: as a single person or come with a new date.

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Speaker 1: But either way it comes to either show, we're both.

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Speaker 1: We have cult Hore on November seven, then to your

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Speaker 1: comedy festival and I don't think so Honey Live Brooklyn

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Speaker 1: Podcast Festival November eight, Ding Dong Lost Culture Snack a

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Speaker 1: snack Uru. We have several different snacks out in front

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Speaker 1: of us today and let's say what they are please.

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Speaker 1: We have a Pepperage Farm favorite but underrated Santa Cruz.

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Speaker 1: It's a deep cut. It's oatmeal raisin, and honestly, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna say something. Maybe it's because I'm not a cookie person,

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Speaker 1: but I prefer oatmeal raisin over a chocolate chip. Bitch.

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Speaker 1: I always prefer oatmeal raising. I know this. If I

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Speaker 1: I feel that oatmeal raisin is the only cookie. Legalize

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Speaker 1: oatmeal raisin. I don't want chocolate chip coming in thinking

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Speaker 1: raisin is the unsung hero in Are you do you

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Speaker 1: really believe this? Are you tickling me? I'm not? Why

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Speaker 1: would I didn't know this about you first? You didn't

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Speaker 1: know this about me? Bitch for life, have been since

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Speaker 1: since a young age. I think that connects us since. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we talk about talk about the variety of this candy.

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Speaker 1: Here we go. I mean, Eminem's a cultural institution. We've

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Speaker 1: got Pretzel, We've got Crispy. What's the difference? Um, there

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Speaker 1: suttup and of course the classic milk chocolate Eminem. Now,

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Speaker 1: know where we were getting a pretzel at Crispy or

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Speaker 1: milk chocolate shapes give it away though, between the pretzel

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Speaker 1: and the Crispy, it's like those were tough, but the

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Speaker 1: so so where are we putting these eminems. There's no bold. No,

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Speaker 1: we're not talking about a very big table here, guys.

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Speaker 1: and you know that's bang. But who is the third person?

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Speaker 1: Who could it be? Could it be one of our cheekeruys?

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Speaker 1: When I saw her tonight, I said, my Chicka, you

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Speaker 1: got a some gorgeous pinot grigio from say the brand Reglatoto.

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Speaker 1: Sky's the limit, Sky's the limit and blares her own bom.

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Speaker 1: She really, she's she's she's like, she's a good one.

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Speaker 1: looks unreal, okay, and we're going to talk about this. Look, yes,

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Speaker 1: can't even tell you what a fucking thrill. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: favorite part of I Don't Think So Honey, the second

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Speaker 1: one was literally looking over and seeing Christie Chellow and

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Speaker 1: Blair Sack like laughing and living and jiggling and moaning

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Speaker 1: and phoning. I gotta tell you Blair's Instagram story from

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Speaker 1: And now this is for a special occasion. There's going

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Speaker 1: the spring. Thank you so much, because we're saying goodbye

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Speaker 1: very cool. It was a way to surface Asians in

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Speaker 1: this way that was not like kung fu bullshit. Like

424
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Speaker 1: it wasn't like that kind of like Hackney thing. It

425
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:35,040
Speaker 1: was like, oh no, these people like influence fashion and

426
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:38,440
Speaker 1: culture all these things. So was it her like part

427
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:44,560
Speaker 1: of No doubt? Though, Oh my god, Tragic Kingdom first CD.

428
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:48,280
Speaker 1: That's a good first CD. It was that I listened

429
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:51,720
Speaker 1: to on my stereo in my room with the door closed.

430
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:55,840
Speaker 1: Just while I couldn't believe her beauty. I couldn't believe

431
00:23:55,880 --> 00:24:01,200
Speaker 1: her crop tops and baggy pants, like and just everything

432
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:04,520
Speaker 1: about her. I was like, I will die if I

433
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:11,080
Speaker 1: ever have abs like that. She's everything about her. I

434
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:15,520
Speaker 1: just thought she was the coolest. Um. And then besides that,

435
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:21,000
Speaker 1: I um my brothers. I wanted everything to just do

436
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:24,200
Speaker 1: anything they did. So I was very involved in sports

437
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:29,399
Speaker 1: and I had I had two older brothers, UM, and

438
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,600
Speaker 1: they didn't let me hang out with him a lot.

439
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:34,560
Speaker 1: So my mom would take me to the sand On

440
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:39,040
Speaker 1: Capistrano Public Library and I would check out the maximum

441
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:45,160
Speaker 1: three week Um, I read all sixty four Nancy Drew

442
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:51,880
Speaker 1: books at the sanmon Public Library. That so Nancy Drew

443
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:57,760
Speaker 1: and the Ladies of Blue Cross. Yes, that's me. Yes,

444
00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:00,920
Speaker 1: I love that. That's great and that makes that all

445
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:05,240
Speaker 1: triangulates for you. So oh, thank you very much, because

446
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:07,840
Speaker 1: I also I just have to also throw in I

447
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:17,200
Speaker 1: would be completely remiss. Um TLC second saw them, Yeah

448
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,080
Speaker 1: they went, And also I think they kind of get

449
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:22,320
Speaker 1: lost because Destiny's Child kind of like the defining girl

450
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:25,800
Speaker 1: group after that, because but like people forget, like the

451
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:30,920
Speaker 1: children have forgotten, children never gone. How amazing. TLC was crazy, sexy, cool,

452
00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:34,040
Speaker 1: It's just top to bottom brilliant. And even fan Mail,

453
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:36,520
Speaker 1: even their second album is like, oh I like fan Mail.

454
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:39,080
Speaker 1: Oh I fucking love fan mail. And also I listened

455
00:25:39,119 --> 00:25:42,400
Speaker 1: to Crazy Sexy Cool once a month. Um, and then

456
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 1: now I just thought of one more and that's Jagged

457
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:48,240
Speaker 1: Little Pill. Yeah, great, that's so funny. On our last episode,

458
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:50,879
Speaker 1: was it last time? It was the last episode Jagged

459
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:55,639
Speaker 1: Little Pill? Was was also little Pill? Mike Kelton, Um

460
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:58,240
Speaker 1: that might come. Yeah, this and like that makes so

461
00:25:58,359 --> 00:26:01,560
Speaker 1: much sense because and Mike brought this up. And I

462
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:04,520
Speaker 1: want to see what you think about this, Like she

463
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 1: was intelligent about like her pain, because she turned it

464
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:09,879
Speaker 1: into something. She probably wasn't this girl that was like

465
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:13,080
Speaker 1: actually screaming at people and like making a scene. She

466
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,040
Speaker 1: probably and I think she is in interview is like

467
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:17,600
Speaker 1: Alanis Morris said, is like it pretty seems a pretty introverted,

468
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:20,480
Speaker 1: quiet person. But then when you listen to her album,

469
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:23,840
Speaker 1: you would think, oh, this person is like angry, angry

470
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:25,600
Speaker 1: and probably a lot to deal with. But then you

471
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:27,639
Speaker 1: see interviews with her and it's just like this very

472
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:29,840
Speaker 1: kind of like plaintiff, she dialed it up. She taled

473
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:36,160
Speaker 1: it up. Yeah, hundred persons agree. Also, my mind every

474
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:38,200
Speaker 1: day is blown. That you ought to know is about

475
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:44,600
Speaker 1: none other than Dave. Yeah, I didn't know uncle. Yeah,

476
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:48,719
Speaker 1: he was. The song was about him, like strongly allegedly.

477
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:52,680
Speaker 1: I don't know how everyone came to this conclusion. She

478
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:54,359
Speaker 1: might have said it at some point, or maybe he

479
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:55,920
Speaker 1: might have alluded to the fact that it was him.

480
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:59,560
Speaker 1: But they apparently dated like in Canada and she was

481
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,280
Speaker 1: like really young and she went down on him in

482
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:08,560
Speaker 1: a theater. Apparently she's the You're the queen. You're the queen.

483
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:11,240
Speaker 1: If you hear this, she is the queen. Wow, you go.

484
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:14,440
Speaker 1: You have a lot of nineties queens on that list.

485
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:18,560
Speaker 1: I do, and like I feel for them the same

486
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:22,040
Speaker 1: way I did when I was at Ith. Yeah, and

487
00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:25,160
Speaker 1: I feel the same way my stand up. Like if

488
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:28,159
Speaker 1: someone saw me on stage, they would think I was

489
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:35,680
Speaker 1: a completely different person, but full opposite person. That's that's

490
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:38,440
Speaker 1: kind of a healthy way to compartmentalize it in a

491
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:41,240
Speaker 1: lot of ways, right. It's like, well, if that's I

492
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:43,200
Speaker 1: was just gonna say, if that's true, then I fucking

493
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:44,960
Speaker 1: step out there the same way I am when I'm not.

494
00:27:48,119 --> 00:27:49,959
Speaker 1: But it's it's like a whole different kind of art,

495
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,600
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Like it's so different, right, Um,

496
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:54,960
Speaker 1: It's so interesting like with like with like a job

497
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:57,800
Speaker 1: Para for example, that I don't really know Joe on

498
00:27:57,880 --> 00:27:59,679
Speaker 1: a personal level, and I don't really know what who

499
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:01,760
Speaker 1: knows what he's like, what he's like like you know,

500
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:04,280
Speaker 1: in reality quote unquote. But I feel like that's another

501
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:07,159
Speaker 1: example where it's like maybe it's like a totally diametrically

502
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:10,240
Speaker 1: opposite thing, but I mean, I I find that to

503
00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:12,760
Speaker 1: be like I'm jealous of people who can do that, Blair,

504
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:14,680
Speaker 1: like people like you who are like able to like

505
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:18,400
Speaker 1: flip something. Well, to me, I don't feel like I'm

506
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:21,800
Speaker 1: flipping something because that's a very real part of myself

507
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:26,080
Speaker 1: that's just never expressed anywhere else. And for some reason,

508
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:29,560
Speaker 1: like when I sit on the stage, because I am

509
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:37,359
Speaker 1: really very laid back and like you know, I'm usually

510
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:42,000
Speaker 1: a beta with people like yes, and then when I

511
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:45,960
Speaker 1: get on stage, that's the person that I feel and

512
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:51,440
Speaker 1: that's what it is, which is yeah, but it's not

513
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:54,600
Speaker 1: you know, that's really though, mostly the only time I

514
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 1: feel that way. And I bet that a lot of

515
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:59,040
Speaker 1: and that's interesting that a lot of like your idols,

516
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:00,800
Speaker 1: I feel like, would say the same thing, because like

517
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:03,440
Speaker 1: I don't know what gwen Stefanny is like in person,

518
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:05,680
Speaker 1: but she can't possibly be anything like she is on

519
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:09,160
Speaker 1: stage because she's so wild on stage. Right. I remember

520
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 1: my cousin like was like into like only like Jack

521
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:17,400
Speaker 1: Johnson type music, like very surfree type music, and he

522
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:19,480
Speaker 1: was like kind of like a BROI like high school,

523
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:21,640
Speaker 1: And they went to go Seequence to Fanny and Concert

524
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:23,920
Speaker 1: off the solo album, and he said it was the

525
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,719
Speaker 1: best concept that he had ever gone to. And then

526
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:28,160
Speaker 1: I was like, maybe he's just going to a lot

527
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:33,040
Speaker 1: of boring concerts. But like, I think the kid went

528
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:35,360
Speaker 1: to a lot of concerts and like she put on

529
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:38,000
Speaker 1: a real fucking show. Apparently, what do we think of

530
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:40,800
Speaker 1: the fact that she's like, is she getting married to

531
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:45,560
Speaker 1: Blake Shelton? Okay, this is what I think. Tell me

532
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:50,920
Speaker 1: what you think she spun in the chair. She's excited

533
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:56,040
Speaker 1: to share this. After you deal with someone that's so

534
00:29:56,400 --> 00:30:01,800
Speaker 1: fucking squorely, yeah, you go the other way to some

535
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:04,840
Speaker 1: what you think of as like a real man of

536
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 1: like some sort of cowboy and stuff. Even though Blake

537
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:11,480
Speaker 1: has had like three divorces, he seems like this amiable,

538
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 1: He's extremely likable. It's like I want to not like him,

539
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:18,320
Speaker 1: but also I'm so happy that she's got like this rebound.

540
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:21,640
Speaker 1: She's really happy with this fucking you listen to me

541
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:26,480
Speaker 1: right now. This fucking famous dude banging the nanny thing

542
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 1: is so trite, it's so crazy. Fuck you, you're boring

543
00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:33,960
Speaker 1: these fuck nanny's that come out of nowhere. It's like

544
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:37,640
Speaker 1: the new fun buddy n It's like all of a sudden.

545
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:41,320
Speaker 1: I think it started with Jude Law, of course, and

546
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:44,760
Speaker 1: they all have the prettiest wives. Yeah, Sienna Miller was

547
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:48,000
Speaker 1: his wife. You don't get more gorgeous than insane. I

548
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:51,560
Speaker 1: remember being heartbroken when that happened because I was obsessed

549
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:54,400
Speaker 1: with jud Law and it was like he must be miserable,

550
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:56,960
Speaker 1: but also suck him for fucking the nanny. Oh you

551
00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:59,840
Speaker 1: know how charming he is that he's a sociopath, Like,

552
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:04,000
Speaker 1: don't get to be that charming a socioth and unfeeling sociopath.

553
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:07,880
Speaker 1: She's charm, he gets looking charm of green Goods Goblin.

554
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:12,080
Speaker 1: He was also in the rember of that movie Alfie,

555
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:23,680
Speaker 1: which is so Stanehowski and Susan Suranni Long also has

556
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:27,160
Speaker 1: an age of day in decades. Nia Long is cryogenically

557
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 1: frozen also, and also I think she's another one of these,

558
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:38,240
Speaker 1: another Nia Long, another Megan Good Megan Good is and

559
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:46,080
Speaker 1: I could stand to watch her and literally the gorgeous Yeah,

560
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:48,960
Speaker 1: she's actually you know what she no matter what she's doing,

561
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:55,000
Speaker 1: always seems cool ever since cousin Skeeter, like so cool

562
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:59,000
Speaker 1: all the time. And also I feel like she is

563
00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:03,920
Speaker 1: one at like you always are, Like she'll be she

564
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:06,040
Speaker 1: don't want to, she'll always be around. But it's got

565
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:07,719
Speaker 1: to be hard for her, you know what I mean,

566
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 1: to get parts. It's got to be hard for her

567
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 1: because you know all the black actresses that are her

568
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:14,040
Speaker 1: age and like her, like there was all that like

569
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:17,600
Speaker 1: there was that story when Gabrielle and Union one like

570
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:21,280
Speaker 1: she won like like essence Woman of the Year and

571
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:22,760
Speaker 1: she gave a speech and it was it kind of

572
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:25,720
Speaker 1: went viral where she was like, it's amazing to be

573
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:28,720
Speaker 1: spending standing up here right now because everyone in this room,

574
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:32,120
Speaker 1: every woman in this room, whenever you succeeded, I hated you,

575
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:36,360
Speaker 1: like whenever you booked a part, I cursed you behind

576
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:38,000
Speaker 1: your back. And that was the way I lived my

577
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:40,920
Speaker 1: life for fifteen years. And then I had to really

578
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:43,479
Speaker 1: someone said something to me and they said, like they

579
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:45,240
Speaker 1: put me straight. And I really had like a two

580
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:47,240
Speaker 1: year period where I had to like sit with myself

581
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:51,040
Speaker 1: and say, why can't I celebrate other women? And honestly,

582
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,800
Speaker 1: part of it is because the industry makes you fight

583
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 1: for a certain amount of spots. But also it's it's

584
00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 1: it's like that what that creates is like a true

585
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:07,080
Speaker 1: hatred and competitiveness. Like she said that she was up

586
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:10,200
Speaker 1: for the Kerry Washington role and the Shonda Rhimes since

587
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:16,560
Speaker 1: Scandal show, uh Olivia Pope, which I am faith, but

588
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,120
Speaker 1: I mean she would have been incredible. She would have

589
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:21,960
Speaker 1: been incredible. But I think I think was also up

590
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,160
Speaker 1: for That's the thing. Every black actress was up for

591
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:26,120
Speaker 1: it because it was a black worm. And I think

592
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:28,400
Speaker 1: so maybe that's what she was probably saying that speech, right,

593
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:31,360
Speaker 1: That's just she was like, that's the reality. We all

594
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:33,160
Speaker 1: have for the same stuff. And every time you guys

595
00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:35,320
Speaker 1: got something and I didn't, I was mad. But you

596
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:38,280
Speaker 1: know what we've turned We have to It's not that

597
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:40,360
Speaker 1: we have to hate each other. We have to start

598
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:42,760
Speaker 1: hating the reality and fighting against the reality. And that

599
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 1: was like the crux of the speech. But she was saying,

600
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:49,960
Speaker 1: like she came that close to booking Olivia Pope, but

601
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:53,240
Speaker 1: everyone knew that was like Kerry Washington because like just

602
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:54,960
Speaker 1: the kind of actor she is, the kind of person

603
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:58,440
Speaker 1: she is, she was best suited. Ye. But now it's

604
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:02,000
Speaker 1: like that's hard, hard because I think she said something

605
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:04,880
Speaker 1: to like every year, it's like you look at the

606
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:09,000
Speaker 1: pilot season and there's two three roles for you at all.

607
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,640
Speaker 1: So you have to think about someone like Megan Good,

608
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:14,400
Speaker 1: who's pretty specific as an actress because she is so

609
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 1: like cool and hot and like chill and laid back.

610
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:20,520
Speaker 1: You don't really see her do a lot other than that,

611
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:23,320
Speaker 1: like she probably has to fight and struggle for barts.

612
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:26,239
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, you think we're not saying that

613
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:29,239
Speaker 1: that's not true. I'm just thinking of Zoe Kravitz, who

614
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:34,840
Speaker 1: you think is pitome, well, cool and hot, and she's

615
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:37,960
Speaker 1: have every role in the world and I want to

616
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,760
Speaker 1: watch her to the end of days. Yeah, she fucking books.

617
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:46,719
Speaker 1: She books on books on books. I think also though,

618
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 1: that's such an important thing and it's so hard because

619
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:53,040
Speaker 1: especially like when you come in the stand up world

620
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:57,680
Speaker 1: where it's like such a singular thing. But what I

621
00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:00,200
Speaker 1: think about a stand up besides being on stage and

622
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:02,960
Speaker 1: I love my guy friends, but the most thing that

623
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:06,240
Speaker 1: I think about what I'm grateful for is the women

624
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:10,719
Speaker 1: that I am become friends with, and even this year,

625
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:12,680
Speaker 1: and as you get older and you're like, wow, I'm

626
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:15,440
Speaker 1: doing this really wild thing, probably sacrificing a lot of

627
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:17,560
Speaker 1: like I would have been married, young, with kids and

628
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:20,520
Speaker 1: all this ship. I'm really sacrificing for this thing in

629
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:23,719
Speaker 1: life that I believe in and these women that I

630
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:27,040
Speaker 1: am so lucky to be friends with, and these stand

631
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:32,960
Speaker 1: ups and you know, other community, the smartest, most kind

632
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:39,719
Speaker 1: loyal people who understand you in a way that is

633
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:44,240
Speaker 1: unparalleled and will never be experienced. It's the most beautiful

634
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 1: thing that I feel so lucky to every day have

635
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 1: I can't even and make me such a better person.

636
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:55,279
Speaker 1: And it's just like I think when I think of

637
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:59,480
Speaker 1: any of us getting any success, we all get successful.

638
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:02,360
Speaker 1: You're gonna make crap, That's that's yeah. And it's about

639
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:05,200
Speaker 1: believing that and letting that be the energy that you

640
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:08,840
Speaker 1: lead with, because that is contagious. I think the second

641
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:10,560
Speaker 1: you walk into a room and you can get a

642
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:13,560
Speaker 1: look over your shoulder, that energy is out there. And

643
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:16,360
Speaker 1: I think like it has been getting better, like the

644
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:18,759
Speaker 1: communities are strong, you know what I mean? You don't

645
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:22,439
Speaker 1: see I think because people have started to call out

646
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:25,279
Speaker 1: like the bullshit a little bit more and say, no,

647
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:28,880
Speaker 1: it's not our problem that that that the situation is

648
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:31,919
Speaker 1: a toxic one. It's like the situation's problem. Like let's

649
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:34,359
Speaker 1: let's all like work to changes and support each other,

650
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:36,560
Speaker 1: but just to like bring these two pieces together. And

651
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:39,080
Speaker 1: to bring up a lazy example, it's like whenever Joel

652
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:40,759
Speaker 1: and I give out for the same fucking ship all

653
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:45,880
Speaker 1: the time, it's not like, oh sorry, another gay Asian comedian,

654
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:49,600
Speaker 1: um ah. Whenever we go out for the same things,

655
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:52,319
Speaker 1: it's not like there's an I rolling moment where it's like, oh,

656
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:54,560
Speaker 1: of course we're up for this. But it's like there's

657
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 1: no contention, there's no acrimony there. It's just like, okay,

658
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:02,600
Speaker 1: if either of us book this, then like we've only

659
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:05,040
Speaker 1: ever been supportive for each other when like those kinds

660
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:07,440
Speaker 1: of things have like played out and to zoom out

661
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 1: of that all the all the fucking game and in

662
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:11,840
Speaker 1: New York go for the same ship, and it's but

663
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:15,240
Speaker 1: then there's no like yeah, but then like by some miracle,

664
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:18,719
Speaker 1: it's because of those it's because of this community where

665
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:21,400
Speaker 1: people where we've sort of caught up to that and

666
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:23,919
Speaker 1: gotten smart about that, where it's like we are able

667
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,280
Speaker 1: to get ahead of that and not let those feelings

668
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:28,480
Speaker 1: get in the way and just be supportive of whatever

669
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 1: happens and whatever success falls on any of our our friends.

670
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:36,040
Speaker 1: And that's what makes me fucking not to be like

671
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:38,040
Speaker 1: who would pat ourselves on the back, But that what

672
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:39,400
Speaker 1: makes me proud of like that I don't think so

673
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:41,720
Speaker 1: honey shows, you know what I mean, Because that's literally

674
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:43,880
Speaker 1: fifty or a hundred people now we've had on the

675
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:45,919
Speaker 1: shows who on any other bill would be the only

676
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:49,319
Speaker 1: person Like that's that's different than the fucking washed out

677
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:51,480
Speaker 1: well you can't have more than two gay people, you

678
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:53,719
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like, and that just goes to show.

679
00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:55,799
Speaker 1: I left the stage and someone said to me, they

680
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:58,520
Speaker 1: were like, it's so crazy that people say they can't

681
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 1: find diversity, because you could just look at the show

682
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:03,640
Speaker 1: and there's like literally dozens of people the people that

683
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:06,880
Speaker 1: I saw and learned of from your Guys show and

684
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 1: it's so cool And also just that's the best thing

685
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:13,320
Speaker 1: about booking your own show, and like I love doing

686
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:17,360
Speaker 1: that because I don't think of the like oftentimes I'm like,

687
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:20,400
Speaker 1: who do I think is the funniest, and then I

688
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:23,640
Speaker 1: can easily have an all gay lineup without even thinking

689
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:28,120
Speaker 1: about But that's you know, the like I am very

690
00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:31,279
Speaker 1: the people that I think are innovative and that I'm

691
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:39,439
Speaker 1: interested in right now that I'm like, want to hear guy, Yeah,

692
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:42,600
Speaker 1: I hear like this, you know, stand up you. It's

693
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:45,560
Speaker 1: just like I love hearing the different ship and like

694
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:50,400
Speaker 1: it's so it's so refreshing and fun for me, Like

695
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:53,239
Speaker 1: it just feels I love it. I love it. And

696
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:55,439
Speaker 1: every now and then there's a straight white who will

697
00:38:55,600 --> 00:39:01,080
Speaker 1: um not saying that the straight whites are good about this, Matt,

698
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:04,719
Speaker 1: and I love one person who does who is like

699
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:07,000
Speaker 1: a little throwback to the old school. Yeah, I know,

700
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 1: you know what you're talking about. Martin Orbano, truly legendary.

701
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:21,360
Speaker 1: He doesn't know here this year from Austin, he was

702
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:25,239
Speaker 1: I was so fucking terrified of having to follow him

703
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:28,959
Speaker 1: because he's just bam bam, bam, bam bam, and he's

704
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:34,320
Speaker 1: so fucking from the nicest. Yes, he's I mean, he's incredible,

705
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:36,719
Speaker 1: and I was just praying that I didn't have to

706
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:39,800
Speaker 1: follow him. I'm sure he killed I mean, she was

707
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:43,080
Speaker 1: amazing and great. But the thing is like, yeah, he

708
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:45,720
Speaker 1: is one of those like he's just like totally something different,

709
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:47,800
Speaker 1: you know what i mean, And like you see that

710
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:50,520
Speaker 1: and you're like, yeah, fucking more of that, Yeah, you

711
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 1: know what I mean, And that's that's just cool. And

712
00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:56,759
Speaker 1: then to see his success after that, like unbelievable. It's

713
00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:59,120
Speaker 1: so cool. That's the kind of thing. And also, like

714
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:01,520
Speaker 1: I'll say a thinking about him, I'll say again, one

715
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:03,960
Speaker 1: of the SNL hires we just found out about it too,

716
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:08,560
Speaker 1: who destroyed Lay And that's something that's someone that you've

717
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:11,520
Speaker 1: never seen anything like you and that's you know what

718
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:13,920
Speaker 1: i mean. Like it's just it's just very cool. So

719
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:18,520
Speaker 1: just like yeah, just wanting like people to catch up

720
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:22,440
Speaker 1: on the fact that like like you have no idea

721
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:24,839
Speaker 1: what you're a fan of because you haven't even seen

722
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:27,960
Speaker 1: it yet, Like you've never seen a show with like

723
00:40:28,719 --> 00:40:31,279
Speaker 1: more than one gay so that it's a shame when

724
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:32,880
Speaker 1: people walk away from the shows and they're like, oh,

725
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:35,080
Speaker 1: the gay guy was was funny and they didn't even

726
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:37,400
Speaker 1: know their names. Like sometimes it's like when there's more

727
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:39,080
Speaker 1: than one gay on you have to know their names

728
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:40,319
Speaker 1: because you have to know how to tell them apart

729
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:44,440
Speaker 1: when you talk about it later. And also, um, like

730
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:47,800
Speaker 1: people just don't that aren't familiar with comedy. They have

731
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:51,320
Speaker 1: very little frame of reference. Like a lot of times,

732
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:54,000
Speaker 1: I mean, and I'm sure this happens to you in

733
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:59,200
Speaker 1: whatever capacity, the same thing, but like people are like, oh,

734
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:04,719
Speaker 1: like they'll always drop Amy Schumer in with me just

735
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:08,520
Speaker 1: because I have blondear and so they'll be like, either

736
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:11,320
Speaker 1: it's like, you know, I love that you're trying to

737
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:15,480
Speaker 1: do the Amy Schumer thing when I literally I could

738
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:18,440
Speaker 1: not if you heard her stand up and my stand

739
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:24,920
Speaker 1: up nothing literally nothing, yeah, or like they'll place her

740
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:27,880
Speaker 1: down or they'll say she's better than me. There's just

741
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:30,600
Speaker 1: they'll they'll be like, I like you so much better

742
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:33,400
Speaker 1: than her, or like you're an Amy Schumer wanna be

743
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 1: like or something so like it's always that's just the

744
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:40,759
Speaker 1: one woman blonde that they know and so but they

745
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:46,239
Speaker 1: just don't like. And you also hear about like it's

746
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:50,040
Speaker 1: amazing too, like you heard about other comics that like

747
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:53,080
Speaker 1: they let that get to them and then they get vicious,

748
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:58,160
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, like not to like blow

749
00:41:58,200 --> 00:41:59,800
Speaker 1: her up even more that she's been blown up, but

750
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:01,680
Speaker 1: she did deserve it. But like, I can't imagine that

751
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:04,960
Speaker 1: liket of like pleasant to be around when the topic

752
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,400
Speaker 1: of Amy Schumer comes up, you know what I mean? Like,

753
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:11,239
Speaker 1: I'm sure that's I will just say this, like a

754
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:20,000
Speaker 1: fucking shady bit. If you spend an interview, send an

755
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:24,560
Speaker 1: interview shitting on your fucking own kind in your own community,

756
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 1: you're gonna get what you deserve. Of course, going to

757
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:30,880
Speaker 1: come back around Blair, do you do you world two jokes?

758
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:34,680
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding, don't answer that. That's that that's a reference.

759
00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:40,000
Speaker 1: I don't so. I'm not a real comedian, but I

760
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:44,279
Speaker 1: like to spend my days pretending. See, this is the

761
00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:46,160
Speaker 1: thing about Blair, and this is like I think this

762
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 1: is why you're able to talk so deeply and at

763
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:52,640
Speaker 1: such length about this. It's because I think you were

764
00:42:52,719 --> 00:42:57,279
Speaker 1: so aware of your place in this industry and that

765
00:42:57,480 --> 00:43:00,120
Speaker 1: that sounds that sounds weird, but I just think you

766
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:03,400
Speaker 1: just know yourself. You know what you want, you know

767
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:04,920
Speaker 1: where you are, you know where you're going to go,

768
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:07,040
Speaker 1: and that is so cool because I think that is

769
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 1: something that even I don't even have. That is something

770
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:11,200
Speaker 1: that not a lot of people have Wow, that is

771
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:14,200
Speaker 1: the nicest thing in the world, because you know you

772
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:17,960
Speaker 1: don't feel that way ever, which is so crazy to me,

773
00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:21,279
Speaker 1: because I have followed you guys, probably before we hadn't

774
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:26,040
Speaker 1: even met. Yes, yes, I go to it. I was

775
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:29,080
Speaker 1: going to both your shows before I think we had

776
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:31,320
Speaker 1: even met. But we were following each other on like

777
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:33,799
Speaker 1: social media and all that stuff before we hadn't even

778
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:36,239
Speaker 1: met for sure. But I don't even know. I come from,

779
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:38,960
Speaker 1: like I think in athlete mentality, and my dad is

780
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:41,759
Speaker 1: like this self made like you work for everything you

781
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:44,400
Speaker 1: get type of thing, and and athletes you know you

782
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:46,399
Speaker 1: have a bad game and you still have to play

783
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:50,080
Speaker 1: the next day. I'm like, I don't know what I'm

784
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:53,040
Speaker 1: doing anything more than I'm gonna try my hardest, be

785
00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:55,120
Speaker 1: nice to people. I'm gonna sunk up a lot. Who

786
00:43:55,239 --> 00:43:57,600
Speaker 1: knows I'm doing the best I can every day. I

787
00:43:57,719 --> 00:44:00,880
Speaker 1: don't know my place at all. I just hope and

788
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 1: keep going. I don't think that's true because the fact

789
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:05,920
Speaker 1: that you're able to talk about yourself and the community.

790
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:09,399
Speaker 1: Don't you tell her what she knows and which I'm

791
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:15,800
Speaker 1: trying to compliment her? Um? Wait, so you say you

792
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:20,320
Speaker 1: come from like an athletic mentality to surfing competitively? Was

793
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:26,800
Speaker 1: your dad like a coach type dad? My dad was

794
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:30,879
Speaker 1: a varsity football and baseball man. Yeah, and so I've

795
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:33,080
Speaker 1: identified with you when you say the kind of you

796
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:36,800
Speaker 1: would you approach it like an athlete thing, because a

797
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:39,400
Speaker 1: big like way in for my dad from me with

798
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:42,040
Speaker 1: like the comedy and acting and like, you know, entertainment

799
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:46,520
Speaker 1: industry thing. Is kind of like thinking about it, like

800
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:49,200
Speaker 1: like but when I'm getting ready for a show, He's

801
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:52,600
Speaker 1: treats me very much like like when I was getting

802
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:54,680
Speaker 1: ready around like a track meet or something, or like

803
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:57,480
Speaker 1: warming up, He's like, you gotta get in your He's

804
00:44:57,520 --> 00:45:00,360
Speaker 1: like very like you know, he gets he gets it

805
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:05,600
Speaker 1: and relates to it in that way. It's so it's

806
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:08,800
Speaker 1: so interesting to see this replace that in my life

807
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:12,640
Speaker 1: in a way. Absolutely. My dad texts me. And granted

808
00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 1: my parents, I have never seen my stand up, any

809
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:18,560
Speaker 1: of my TV sid nothing. They fully support me now

810
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:21,680
Speaker 1: because they realize it's something I am doing, but it's

811
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:25,440
Speaker 1: like their biggest nightmare whatever. So I've never seen anything,

812
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:28,040
Speaker 1: but my dad will text me if I have like

813
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:32,360
Speaker 1: a big show or something, He'll text me. Remember even

814
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 1: Kobe Bryant gets nervous before they get even even Kobe.

815
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 1: That's so funny. It is sweet. It's so funny because

816
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:47,240
Speaker 1: like I used to watch all these sports and stuff

817
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:49,759
Speaker 1: because and like I didn't really realize it, but it

818
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:52,480
Speaker 1: was just to connect in my family. Like and as

819
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:53,839
Speaker 1: soon as I moved to New York, like I never

820
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 1: watched Bors again. But like it's funny because you're just like, Okay,

821
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:03,319
Speaker 1: this is my family. This is the way they will

822
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:11,359
Speaker 1: never understand this whole side of me or you know, yeah,

823
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:15,359
Speaker 1: see we were man, it's it's my dad used to say,

824
00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:20,160
Speaker 1: you know, hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard.

825
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:24,400
Speaker 1: My dad says that to me one million times, and

826
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:26,439
Speaker 1: I think it's like I think he thinks he made

827
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:31,160
Speaker 1: it up. Maybe he did, but but he would like

828
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:33,640
Speaker 1: write it down as an affirmation. And that is also

829
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:36,719
Speaker 1: a thing. Like my dad, like he was he would

830
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:39,719
Speaker 1: teach like um little League camps and he would write

831
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:42,400
Speaker 1: down like an affirmation every day, And that in its

832
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:45,400
Speaker 1: own way is like kind of religious in a way, right,

833
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:50,600
Speaker 1: like ritualistic, you know what I mean, like repeating mantras. Yeah, amazing.

834
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:53,000
Speaker 1: So in fact, I'm just trying to break down the

835
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:58,920
Speaker 1: syntax of this hard work beats talent when talent doesn't

836
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:03,520
Speaker 1: work hard. So he's saying, when you're talented but lazy,

837
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:09,880
Speaker 1: you have to work hard. No, No, I know I

838
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:12,319
Speaker 1: am deliberately misunderstand this, but I'm just trying to get

839
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 1: to the bottom of like the logical he's saying that

840
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:19,040
Speaker 1: what he's saying, it wouldn't matter if you were talented

841
00:47:19,239 --> 00:47:23,160
Speaker 1: if you didn't keep working as if you had something

842
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:26,600
Speaker 1: to prove. It's so true, though, Like, don't you really like,

843
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:30,840
Speaker 1: I mean, don't you feel that way there? Don't you

844
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:35,480
Speaker 1: know the most talented people in our community who should

845
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:42,040
Speaker 1: like who are lazy as so hard? Yeah? Right? And

846
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:46,960
Speaker 1: then people that work so hard? Who you If you

847
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:50,440
Speaker 1: have all the talent in the world, great, that means

848
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:54,160
Speaker 1: that you better work hard. I see what he's saying. No,

849
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:58,040
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, just syntactically on the on the sentence.

850
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:01,600
Speaker 1: I'm not making fun of your He's saying hard work

851
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 1: beats talent as opposed to talent not working hard, when like,

852
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:09,960
Speaker 1: like vis a v talent on, Why did you say

853
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:14,800
Speaker 1: this way when talent doesn't doesn't work hard? Hard hard workers? No? No, no,

854
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be talented people with a talented person who

855
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:21,799
Speaker 1: doesn't work hard another person who is, well, you can't

856
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:24,640
Speaker 1: put that on a poster. Bitch, Fine, you can't fit

857
00:48:24,719 --> 00:48:27,720
Speaker 1: that on a post. Here's the thing you will number

858
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:30,520
Speaker 1: seventy one of culture that has to fit on the poster.

859
00:48:31,719 --> 00:48:34,200
Speaker 1: I will say this, Um, both of you guys have

860
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:40,120
Speaker 1: have these amazing, hardworking athlete parents. Um. The way the

861
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:42,520
Speaker 1: way things were ingreeded into me with work ethic were

862
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:46,959
Speaker 1: two very scientific parents, academic parents who like would pep

863
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:50,640
Speaker 1: talk me like before standardized tests and we're just very

864
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:52,880
Speaker 1: scientific about it. And like with like stuff that's been

865
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:55,399
Speaker 1: happening with me with with stuff recently where I've gotten

866
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:58,239
Speaker 1: for stuff, like my dad will just be like, yeah,

867
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:02,000
Speaker 1: just going and do well, Like it's as if that's

868
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:05,640
Speaker 1: a given, as if like that's there's like not doing

869
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:08,560
Speaker 1: well it's not an option, which is healthy but not

870
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:11,800
Speaker 1: healthy at the same time, and like, I yeah, like

871
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:13,719
Speaker 1: hearing you guys talk about your your dad's like this

872
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:16,520
Speaker 1: is like very cool. But also on the other hand,

873
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:18,120
Speaker 1: I think there's like there's also merits to like the

874
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:20,080
Speaker 1: other the alternative, the other side of that corn where

875
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:22,200
Speaker 1: it's like your parents are just like you will do

876
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:24,719
Speaker 1: well and um, failure is not an option. Well, I'm

877
00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:28,640
Speaker 1: just warm loving that, and I'd rather have that than

878
00:49:28,719 --> 00:49:30,759
Speaker 1: the parents that are like and you know, God bless

879
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:33,200
Speaker 1: these parents. You probably raise your children to be lovely people.

880
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:36,320
Speaker 1: But the people that are like, do your best and

881
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:39,560
Speaker 1: that's okay and if it doesn't matter. My dad would

882
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:41,440
Speaker 1: never say that. I remember I wasn't like a real

883
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 1: slump in baseball and I was sitting in the car

884
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:45,440
Speaker 1: like moping, and I turned to my dad and I'm like,

885
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:47,120
Speaker 1: I don't know I'm gonna slump. And he's like, well,

886
00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:49,960
Speaker 1: that's because like you suck, right. He's like, you're not.

887
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:53,040
Speaker 1: You're like your swing is like horrible. It's like you

888
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:57,160
Speaker 1: haven't learned anything. It's you literally look like a man.

889
00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:58,600
Speaker 1: I don't think I would have been able to live

890
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:00,759
Speaker 1: through any of that with my if my father were

891
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:04,920
Speaker 1: my coach. Oh no, I mean I also understand, like culturally,

892
00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:08,560
Speaker 1: like that's like it was, it was different, like you

893
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:11,160
Speaker 1: know what I mean, like you probably understand what I'm saying.

894
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:14,040
Speaker 1: I do completely. My dad the same ship, like God

895
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:16,880
Speaker 1: bless him, really good dad, but you know he's a

896
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:19,480
Speaker 1: fiery man. He's definitely walked out of the gym before

897
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 1: when I wasn't playing well. But I'm the type of

898
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:30,239
Speaker 1: person now like I am to myself. Obviously I'm gonna

899
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:33,400
Speaker 1: prepare and work as hard as I can. But I'm saying,

900
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:38,160
Speaker 1: if I funk up or bomb, I did the best

901
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:41,279
Speaker 1: I could. And and that's that's a place you can

902
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:45,160
Speaker 1: get to when you know, well, it's like okay, well

903
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:47,320
Speaker 1: I'll walk out of here and it'll be it'll be

904
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:49,400
Speaker 1: up to me how I deal with it. It's like

905
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:52,279
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like it's like that's kind

906
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:54,080
Speaker 1: of like yeah, it's like, well that's part of it,

907
00:50:54,239 --> 00:50:55,640
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I will do better next

908
00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:59,160
Speaker 1: time because that sucked. I'm learning and I'm doing the

909
00:50:59,239 --> 00:51:02,319
Speaker 1: best I can. If I'm preparing the best I can

910
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:03,920
Speaker 1: and I'm doing the best I can, that's the best

911
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:07,240
Speaker 1: I can do. And if you know what your best is. Also,

912
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:10,120
Speaker 1: like I only know as much as I know, like

913
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:12,680
Speaker 1: I have to funk up in order to learn. But

914
00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:15,680
Speaker 1: also when I'm going in for auditions, which I don't

915
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:18,640
Speaker 1: know audition that much, but like when I go in,

916
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:23,200
Speaker 1: I have this thought like, Okay, I'm not a size zero.

917
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:30,120
Speaker 1: That is sometimes my negative thought. Yeah, but and then

918
00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:33,279
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, well whatever, I can just be as

919
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:35,840
Speaker 1: good as I can be and then we'll see what happens.

920
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:39,800
Speaker 1: And that's when you're thankful for the fact that you

921
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:42,040
Speaker 1: worked hard to get there, because at least you look

922
00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:44,600
Speaker 1: around and like if the fucking sometimes I will get

923
00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:47,239
Speaker 1: sent in for these things and like like I'll look

924
00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:49,879
Speaker 1: around and these other guys around me are like fucking knockouts.

925
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:52,840
Speaker 1: Like I'm just like these's there's no way, no, no, no,

926
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:55,160
Speaker 1: no no, because there's no way because if you put

927
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:57,320
Speaker 1: me in a room with like Chris Hemsworth, it doesn't

928
00:51:57,400 --> 00:51:59,320
Speaker 1: fucking matter, you know what I mean. Like it's like

929
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:01,879
Speaker 1: you look around and it's like, oh, it literally doesn't matter,

930
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,160
Speaker 1: Like why not him? Like like girls are going to

931
00:52:04,239 --> 00:52:06,719
Speaker 1: be like learning to masturbate to that guy? Yeah you

932
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:08,960
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like that, I was like I

933
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:12,440
Speaker 1: would cast him. Does it again? You put That's what

934
00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:15,600
Speaker 1: I tried to do. Put my head down these other

935
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:22,239
Speaker 1: people christians Worth, and you know he is not in

936
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:25,400
Speaker 1: the audition room with me, so all I can do.

937
00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:30,640
Speaker 1: Yesterday I auditioned for Trash Sheet White Trash Florida surfer

938
00:52:30,719 --> 00:52:39,040
Speaker 1: who steals a lot. I think, how did you feel

939
00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:41,680
Speaker 1: about it? I think it went really well. Yes, I

940
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:48,279
Speaker 1: I ran my scenes, then went to the UM, went

941
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:52,160
Speaker 1: to the elevator, had my dirty trucker had on from

942
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:55,800
Speaker 1: that I got in UM that I had in a

943
00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:59,920
Speaker 1: party bag from a surf contest years ago. They came back,

944
00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:03,120
Speaker 1: came out and grabbed me and said, hey, can we

945
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:09,160
Speaker 1: run it again without the hat? Which, but that's good though.

946
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:10,920
Speaker 1: They wanted to see that. They wanted to see you

947
00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:13,400
Speaker 1: without the hat. And honestly, I talked about the halt

948
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:16,560
Speaker 1: for a second because Blair pulls that look off with yeah,

949
00:53:16,719 --> 00:53:20,800
Speaker 1: you rock that hat, because it's genuine. You cannot do

950
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:25,759
Speaker 1: it untrive. You cannot come contrived with the backwards bat

951
00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:33,239
Speaker 1: or the forward you cannot come contrived. You cannot come contrived.

952
00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:38,760
Speaker 1: And it's so natural, it's not forced. It is organic. Honestly, Yes, trashy,

953
00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:41,920
Speaker 1: but sometimes it's wear on with some greasy roots. Oh

954
00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:46,239
Speaker 1: you know what, there's nothing like it. There's nothing like it,

955
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:48,000
Speaker 1: because I feel like if you're going to come in

956
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:51,640
Speaker 1: and you feel like like I didn't realize, like I

957
00:53:51,719 --> 00:53:54,400
Speaker 1: didn't shower today, or like I I don't like this

958
00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:57,200
Speaker 1: isn't my day. I do sometimes like to lean into it,

959
00:53:57,440 --> 00:53:59,640
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Put the hat on, bitch.

960
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:02,240
Speaker 1: Put that T shirt on. Jimmy. I have a Jimmy

961
00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:06,200
Speaker 1: Jimmy Buffett T shirt. Absolutely, I rocket, Absolutely, I love

962
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:10,319
Speaker 1: a jogger with a maybe a crop sweatshirt and a hat.

963
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:14,120
Speaker 1: You know, where do you like to go to vacation? Well,

964
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:23,000
Speaker 1: my family vacation. Where I'm going with this vacation. Growing up,

965
00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:26,279
Speaker 1: we drill. This was before whom it was safe. We

966
00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:33,200
Speaker 1: drove down to like far down the Mexican several times

967
00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:36,440
Speaker 1: a year with a big trailer full of ship, and

968
00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:41,160
Speaker 1: he would just like stop at various Mexican villages and

969
00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:44,600
Speaker 1: we would you know, fish and eat lobster and get

970
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:48,680
Speaker 1: stomach sick, and you know, it was good. That sounds

971
00:54:49,239 --> 00:54:53,200
Speaker 1: it sounds outrageous, very cool. Yeah, then we had to

972
00:54:53,239 --> 00:54:56,279
Speaker 1: stop when things start to get going down. But yeah, yeah,

973
00:54:57,160 --> 00:55:00,520
Speaker 1: do you ever go to I don't know, Disneyland, Yes,

974
00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:05,320
Speaker 1: he did, he phil about that. I love Disneylan. You

975
00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:10,680
Speaker 1: probably guess that from who I am. That's why I asked. Yeah,

976
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:13,960
Speaker 1: you were so close to Anna, I was so you

977
00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:19,000
Speaker 1: had a season pass Um, only I didn't actually because

978
00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:22,480
Speaker 1: my parents hated it. Parents hated it. Yeah, but our

979
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:24,440
Speaker 1: best family friends loved it, so I got to all

980
00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:26,960
Speaker 1: the time with them. And then I had the shady

981
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:30,440
Speaker 1: older boyfriend once that bought me a season pass and

982
00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:34,520
Speaker 1: we would like go along in high school. It was weird.

983
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:39,319
Speaker 1: I wish times though, Matt, what a season passed can

984
00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:43,239
Speaker 1: be a trap in a prison, saying maybe Blair's ex

985
00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:45,759
Speaker 1: boyfriend was trying to keep her close by buying her

986
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:49,239
Speaker 1: a season pass. Oh my god, it's like when it's

987
00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:51,120
Speaker 1: like when you think your boyfriend might leave you, so

988
00:55:51,239 --> 00:55:57,880
Speaker 1: you like buy a house. Yeah, you get pregnant. Yeah,

989
00:55:57,920 --> 00:56:05,319
Speaker 1: I guess we should talk about Kylie. But Bige, it's

990
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:12,520
Speaker 1: almost like it was planned. Okay, so much happened this

991
00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:15,719
Speaker 1: year where I had to come to face reality, which

992
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:19,080
Speaker 1: has been you know, the cloak has been with you. Yeah,

993
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:25,160
Speaker 1: for sure. I mean we definitely have had to hear. Yeah, Okay,

994
00:56:25,719 --> 00:56:29,640
Speaker 1: I might be by um and I have a type.

995
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:31,800
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say I might be biased,

996
00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:34,000
Speaker 1: and you had to catch your breath. But you feel

997
00:56:34,239 --> 00:56:36,440
Speaker 1: that I might be buying and I was like, by

998
00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:39,120
Speaker 1: and by I've never with women a woman, but I'm

999
00:56:39,239 --> 00:56:44,239
Speaker 1: attractive and no, but it's horrible because I see them

1000
00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:50,000
Speaker 1: through the male gaze, which is you're not alone, you're

1001
00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:54,840
Speaker 1: not alone. I like these women with huge asses and

1002
00:56:55,160 --> 00:56:59,480
Speaker 1: huge debts, like insane, which also makes me sick and

1003
00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:02,399
Speaker 1: Toppert it is a Joe because I spend my whole

1004
00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:06,200
Speaker 1: life like wanting to be so thin, and now these

1005
00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:10,960
Speaker 1: women that I want to fuck, joe't look anything like this.

1006
00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:14,080
Speaker 1: You know this body that I wanted to hate so

1007
00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:18,560
Speaker 1: bad that that's it's your, that's just your, what you're

1008
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:22,160
Speaker 1: attracted to, that's all just equilibrating. And I think it's okay.

1009
00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:23,880
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't. I wouldn't see that as you

1010
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:26,960
Speaker 1: looking at other women through the male gaze. I don't

1011
00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:28,840
Speaker 1: think that. I also think everyone in their heart is

1012
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:32,600
Speaker 1: disgusting if if you saw it the way that I

1013
00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:34,680
Speaker 1: literally will be walking on the street and when I

1014
00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:36,680
Speaker 1: see a hot guy I will turn around and watch

1015
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:41,720
Speaker 1: them walk away like it's crazy. I'm bad. I should

1016
00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:47,960
Speaker 1: be a girl is skinney with small I should be

1017
00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:50,160
Speaker 1: in jail one time. I I literally one time. So

1018
00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:53,680
Speaker 1: Jonathan Graff on the street and Jonathan Groff is my dream,

1019
00:57:54,320 --> 00:57:56,920
Speaker 1: Like I do. I am in love with them, every one,

1020
00:57:57,320 --> 00:57:58,760
Speaker 1: and I was. He was walking past me on the

1021
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:01,160
Speaker 1: street and I literally like have looking and he was

1022
00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:03,320
Speaker 1: walking down the street and I just stopped and watched.

1023
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:06,640
Speaker 1: It was so bad. I was like, if anyone saw

1024
00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:08,320
Speaker 1: this right now, or if he turned around and saw

1025
00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:11,280
Speaker 1: me like literally stopped on University place, like just like

1026
00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:15,280
Speaker 1: literally gawking, I would I should be in prison. Yeah,

1027
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:18,520
Speaker 1: I should be straight up and should yeah, But it's

1028
00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:21,320
Speaker 1: crazy because like you think about like these straight men

1029
00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:23,640
Speaker 1: and like the way they like when whenever a straight

1030
00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:25,480
Speaker 1: man is like looking at a woman or talking at

1031
00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:27,160
Speaker 1: a woman, I give him the dirtiest look. I'm like,

1032
00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:31,400
Speaker 1: excuse me, we can all you're disgusting. Meanwhile, there's me

1033
00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:34,560
Speaker 1: like staring at Jonathan Gross like as you know when

1034
00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:36,840
Speaker 1: gay men do it too. I fucking hate it. Yeah

1035
00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:39,840
Speaker 1: I should. I'll look over it like a pack of days,

1036
00:58:40,160 --> 00:58:42,360
Speaker 1: like like low tea on Fire Island. I'll be like,

1037
00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:45,680
Speaker 1: you animal, we are animals, though, I want to say

1038
00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:53,160
Speaker 1: rule number one culture, we are animals though. Yeah, I

1039
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:56,919
Speaker 1: don't want to discriminate against skinny women. All I'm saying though,

1040
00:58:57,200 --> 00:59:00,440
Speaker 1: is that you better show me your papers as natural oh,

1041
00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:06,960
Speaker 1: show me the papers. Just kidding. No, I celebrate you

1042
00:59:07,080 --> 00:59:10,680
Speaker 1: and your fast natalisms. But here's the deal. I feel

1043
00:59:10,680 --> 00:59:12,880
Speaker 1: like my type is personally changing to where now I

1044
00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:15,120
Speaker 1: can't even say that I have one. I just literally

1045
00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:20,280
Speaker 1: that is and that's that. And you know, oh boys,

1046
00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:24,520
Speaker 1: I have to disagree you have a type. No, my

1047
00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:32,400
Speaker 1: type historically husband charisma, X factor, X factor X factor.

1048
00:59:32,720 --> 00:59:37,560
Speaker 1: There is no rhymer reason our. She loves stars, stars,

1049
00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:41,800
Speaker 1: But that's not a type that's on a physicality. No,

1050
00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:45,360
Speaker 1: because then, like all my grodfriends like really, you know,

1051
00:59:45,680 --> 00:59:48,240
Speaker 1: and then and then I'm like, but I just I'm

1052
00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:54,240
Speaker 1: so connected. Yeah, the genasi can take it a long way.

1053
00:59:54,240 --> 00:59:57,080
Speaker 1: It's why whenever, It's why whenever I watched The Voice,

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00:59:57,400 --> 01:00:03,000
Speaker 1: I get a woody for Adam Levine. Yeah. I absolutely

1055
01:00:03,120 --> 01:00:05,400
Speaker 1: didn't even care for him until I saw that show

1056
01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:12,280
Speaker 1: and then I saw the humanity. Yeah I saw, I

1057
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:20,080
Speaker 1: saw the ch I know the the w Yeah. I

1058
01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:22,880
Speaker 1: love Adam Vine, I do. But can I say I've

1059
01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:25,320
Speaker 1: actually been jerking it to Adam L. Vine since a

1060
01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:31,160
Speaker 1: young age. I love Maroon five. I'm ironically I want

1061
01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:34,800
Speaker 1: to say that and expose myself to the listeners. Did

1062
01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:37,960
Speaker 1: you ever see the video for this love. I love

1063
01:00:38,080 --> 01:00:40,800
Speaker 1: it and I love that song. Okay, when he's like,

1064
01:00:41,080 --> 01:00:46,480
Speaker 1: because I'm not judging, I used to I was obsessed

1065
01:00:46,520 --> 01:00:48,960
Speaker 1: with it. Won't be seen before long their second album. Yeah,

1066
01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:51,680
Speaker 1: that was really good. Talked about him, I'll killer no filler,

1067
01:00:51,760 --> 01:00:55,320
Speaker 1: but I just I want to keep going. I yeah, okay,

1068
01:00:56,360 --> 01:00:59,080
Speaker 1: I acted to him. Why why don't you know about him?

1069
01:00:59,120 --> 01:01:02,200
Speaker 1: And of course we know that. I'm leavin is like literally,

1070
01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:05,360
Speaker 1: like to anyone with a sense, pretty much a national punchline.

1071
01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:09,040
Speaker 1: But sure, sure, go on. No, he's celebrated the world

1072
01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:11,560
Speaker 1: over here, right, But like to our comedian friends, like

1073
01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:15,320
Speaker 1: you say, Adam Levine in her room and literally everyone laughs. No,

1074
01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:17,800
Speaker 1: I don't think that's necessarily true. I love how these

1075
01:01:18,040 --> 01:01:22,400
Speaker 1: people who like sleep on trash bags are laughing at Adam,

1076
01:01:24,520 --> 01:01:29,080
Speaker 1: Platinum artists, merrit to a model with a gorgeous baby.

1077
01:01:29,480 --> 01:01:31,520
Speaker 1: I mean, we're no position, You're right, Blair, We're no

1078
01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:33,040
Speaker 1: position to laugh at him. I don't. I don't think

1079
01:01:33,040 --> 01:01:34,840
Speaker 1: that happened. Can you talk about your feelings about Adam

1080
01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:37,920
Speaker 1: Levine and your things about us saying we like him? Well, first,

1081
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:41,520
Speaker 1: I think I'm trying to negotiate two things. One my

1082
01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:45,200
Speaker 1: overall indifference towards Adam leaving, like I don't care that

1083
01:01:45,320 --> 01:01:48,560
Speaker 1: he exists anymore, and to whether or not that it's

1084
01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:52,480
Speaker 1: like creeping into like full on like distaste because I

1085
01:01:52,600 --> 01:01:54,960
Speaker 1: feel like him on the Voice. Granted I haven't seen

1086
01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:56,240
Speaker 1: that much of the Voice, but man, I watched the

1087
01:01:56,320 --> 01:01:59,040
Speaker 1: last night, the premiere episode, and it was I loved

1088
01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:01,640
Speaker 1: it and was so moved. But all I care about

1089
01:02:01,680 --> 01:02:03,720
Speaker 1: the only person I care about I don't even say

1090
01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:06,520
Speaker 1: Miley because whatever I like Miley. The only person I

1091
01:02:06,560 --> 01:02:08,480
Speaker 1: care about is Jennifer Hudson, and she's only been on

1092
01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:14,560
Speaker 1: this season's judgment. I think it's really good. She does

1093
01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:17,160
Speaker 1: it like every other couple of seasons, So this year

1094
01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:21,680
Speaker 1: it's Blake and Adam do every single season, and the

1095
01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:24,880
Speaker 1: girls rotated out. So right now it's Miley Cyrus and

1096
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:27,880
Speaker 1: Jennifer Hudson and next fall, next spring, and the next

1097
01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:31,040
Speaker 1: season is going to be Kelly Clarkson and Alicia Key,

1098
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:33,480
Speaker 1: and then I don't know what they're doing the year

1099
01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:35,480
Speaker 1: after that, but I believe Gwen Stefani will be back.

1100
01:02:35,480 --> 01:02:37,040
Speaker 1: I think the girls now we're going to be in

1101
01:02:37,200 --> 01:02:40,360
Speaker 1: rotation unless Jennifer Hudson or Kelly Clarkson are like huge

1102
01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:42,920
Speaker 1: hits and then they'll keep them. But Christina Aguilera too

1103
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:53,720
Speaker 1: comes back. Yeah, the fucking drama of the chair spin. Yeah, genius,

1104
01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:58,560
Speaker 1: it's a dramatic Christie Aguilera. I mean not thank you.

1105
01:03:00,120 --> 01:03:03,600
Speaker 1: I always I always give respect christ Agilera because she

1106
01:03:04,280 --> 01:03:07,040
Speaker 1: was truly it for me when I was like set

1107
01:03:07,080 --> 01:03:10,600
Speaker 1: eight years old. Okay, she came along when there wasn't

1108
01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:16,680
Speaker 1: a pump star with any boy gusto, with any pipes.

1109
01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:23,640
Speaker 1: But I mean, truly, there's no place, there is just

1110
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:28,000
Speaker 1: nothing behind those eyes there you go, I think there is,

1111
01:03:28,400 --> 01:03:32,280
Speaker 1: and I think it's and you know, mean this score.

1112
01:03:32,440 --> 01:03:35,360
Speaker 1: The score has been officially settled. At Christie Cello and

1113
01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:38,560
Speaker 1: Matailane show Battle of the Diva's there was a Brittany

1114
01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:42,520
Speaker 1: versus Christina show. Matt represented Christina, I represented Brittany. I

1115
01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:47,520
Speaker 1: roundly lost. I want I am ashamed. But Matt's argument

1116
01:03:47,720 --> 01:03:51,640
Speaker 1: was Matt's whole thing was very positive, was very ad hominem.

1117
01:03:51,840 --> 01:03:55,560
Speaker 1: It was very personally. I came out as a proud slut.

1118
01:03:55,800 --> 01:03:59,439
Speaker 1: But you just sex positive, talented, talented bit, which is great,

1119
01:03:59,440 --> 01:04:01,560
Speaker 1: which is one thing but it's another thing entirely for

1120
01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:05,360
Speaker 1: you to attack me as someone who you called me

1121
01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:10,760
Speaker 1: old and irrelevant. Bone is famously younger than me, And

1122
01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:14,720
Speaker 1: Matt's whole argument was that I was I like Brittany

1123
01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:18,160
Speaker 1: was old, and somehow he wants no, no, no no. I.

1124
01:04:18,720 --> 01:04:22,200
Speaker 1: First of all, I wasn't. It was entirely an argument

1125
01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:28,280
Speaker 1: about my own and Christina's own, which is positive. And

1126
01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:32,960
Speaker 1: Britney Spears said she was a virgin and was a

1127
01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:36,840
Speaker 1: liar because her career would have dramatically changed if the

1128
01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:39,440
Speaker 1: second she said she lost her virginity. She was. She

1129
01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:41,880
Speaker 1: was looking out for herself and you cannot falter for that.

1130
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:46,640
Speaker 1: I can fault you for calling me old. How dare you?

1131
01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:50,640
Speaker 1: You look so shut up? Shut you look like a

1132
01:04:51,080 --> 01:04:55,800
Speaker 1: fresh daisy. I had no idea what I was bringing up.

1133
01:04:56,160 --> 01:04:59,320
Speaker 1: I should have known from the heart eye contact that

1134
01:04:59,560 --> 01:05:04,040
Speaker 1: Matt gave me when the name Christina first left my lips. Claire,

1135
01:05:04,160 --> 01:05:06,280
Speaker 1: here's the thing. The fact of the matter is the

1136
01:05:06,360 --> 01:05:08,400
Speaker 1: show is over and the votes have been tallied, and

1137
01:05:08,480 --> 01:05:11,480
Speaker 1: I fucking won and Christina fucking one. So unless he

1138
01:05:11,600 --> 01:05:14,240
Speaker 1: wants a rematch with another pair of pop stars, that's

1139
01:05:14,240 --> 01:05:16,040
Speaker 1: gonna have to be vones across the bear. The fact

1140
01:05:16,120 --> 01:05:18,360
Speaker 1: that he couldn't bring it home for Brittany, I'm mad.

1141
01:05:18,440 --> 01:05:22,720
Speaker 1: I just want to say, at least Brittany doesn't feel

1142
01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:32,080
Speaker 1: the deep lacking within herself to do a every twenty

1143
01:05:32,280 --> 01:05:36,480
Speaker 1: seconds to make up for some sort of deep, deep,

1144
01:05:36,760 --> 01:05:43,120
Speaker 1: gaping emotional hole inside. Is one big emotional bitch. Can't

1145
01:05:43,120 --> 01:05:46,840
Speaker 1: even walk by herself. Look on her Instagram, walks on

1146
01:05:46,920 --> 01:05:51,400
Speaker 1: her fucking hands across football fields. Can Christina do that? No,

1147
01:05:51,600 --> 01:05:56,160
Speaker 1: Christina has to going on the rolling chair. Who life

1148
01:05:56,240 --> 01:05:59,600
Speaker 1: sliding through the roof? Oh my god, that's a diva,

1149
01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:03,440
Speaker 1: Ny Spears. Look at her Instagram, look at her fashion shows.

1150
01:06:03,760 --> 01:06:06,680
Speaker 1: You'll see a lot has been resurrected and not the

1151
01:06:06,800 --> 01:06:12,080
Speaker 1: kinny body, which is not how I rate success. You

1152
01:06:12,120 --> 01:06:14,520
Speaker 1: know what, Let's table this conversation. Let's move on. Let's

1153
01:06:14,520 --> 01:06:17,920
Speaker 1: move on. I don't think so, honey, Now, Blair, this

1154
01:06:18,440 --> 01:06:20,920
Speaker 1: is a segment in our show which has actually been

1155
01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:25,120
Speaker 1: um come to be known as one of the more

1156
01:06:25,240 --> 01:06:28,000
Speaker 1: popular segments of our show, one of the only Yeah,

1157
01:06:28,080 --> 01:06:29,800
Speaker 1: that was one of the only segments of our show.

1158
01:06:29,880 --> 01:06:33,120
Speaker 1: We tried another one once and we didn't like doing it,

1159
01:06:34,360 --> 01:06:36,640
Speaker 1: and so we have. I don't think so, honey. It's

1160
01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:40,880
Speaker 1: one minute to reel against culture, and um it's our

1161
01:06:40,960 --> 01:06:43,360
Speaker 1: time to go negative and Bowen, I think that you

1162
01:06:43,360 --> 01:06:47,120
Speaker 1: should start since I've famously started the last of course dozens.

1163
01:06:47,200 --> 01:06:50,120
Speaker 1: Will you keep? Will you keep time? I will? I

1164
01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:52,800
Speaker 1: will keep time. I'm happy to do that, and this

1165
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:55,800
Speaker 1: is Bowen yangs. I don't think so, honey, and it's

1166
01:06:55,880 --> 01:06:59,919
Speaker 1: time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Soft veggie burger's, bitch.

1167
01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:03,040
Speaker 1: I ordered as a veggie burger from Dumbo Kitchen right

1168
01:07:03,080 --> 01:07:05,120
Speaker 1: around the corner from where we record after the gym

1169
01:07:05,160 --> 01:07:08,440
Speaker 1: because I wanted a healthy meal. And look the second

1170
01:07:08,560 --> 01:07:12,600
Speaker 1: I bit down into it, the fucking burger patties gush

1171
01:07:12,720 --> 01:07:16,000
Speaker 1: out from the sides like a fucking gusher. It's i'd

1172
01:07:16,080 --> 01:07:20,640
Speaker 1: structurally unsound food and I cannot be made to eat

1173
01:07:20,880 --> 01:07:23,040
Speaker 1: something like that that will just fall apart and then

1174
01:07:23,080 --> 01:07:25,600
Speaker 1: just out of the architecture to be a real food,

1175
01:07:25,640 --> 01:07:28,960
Speaker 1: a real burger, Honey. I want the illusion of a

1176
01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:32,040
Speaker 1: real burger, and you are not giving me that illusion.

1177
01:07:32,080 --> 01:07:33,840
Speaker 1: You are not making me feel like I'm eating an

1178
01:07:33,840 --> 01:07:36,360
Speaker 1: actual burger, but I'm actually eating something much healthier and bitch,

1179
01:07:36,640 --> 01:07:38,760
Speaker 1: I want to eat a healthy meal, and you're making

1180
01:07:38,760 --> 01:07:41,240
Speaker 1: me feel like a fool, like a foolish fool for

1181
01:07:41,360 --> 01:07:44,680
Speaker 1: eating a veggie burger. I want to put a fucking

1182
01:07:44,840 --> 01:07:46,880
Speaker 1: egg in that so you can seal the whole thing

1183
01:07:46,960 --> 01:07:49,640
Speaker 1: together after you fry it. Because bitch, I don't know

1184
01:07:49,680 --> 01:07:51,920
Speaker 1: who your cooks are back there, but they are not

1185
01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:54,480
Speaker 1: five seconds. They are not bringing on the bacon, which

1186
01:07:54,560 --> 01:08:01,120
Speaker 1: I love because it's meat. Bitch, vegetables in general, an

1187
01:08:01,120 --> 01:08:04,480
Speaker 1: attack on veggie burgers that are too soft? Too soft?

1188
01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:07,360
Speaker 1: Has that happened to you? Guys? Um I call apart.

1189
01:08:07,480 --> 01:08:09,720
Speaker 1: I eat just a regular burger, so do I, but

1190
01:08:09,880 --> 01:08:11,200
Speaker 1: bitch every now and that, I want to be a

1191
01:08:11,280 --> 01:08:13,720
Speaker 1: little good for myself. Same with me. I like to

1192
01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:16,000
Speaker 1: funk with the veggie burger or even though I'm famously

1193
01:08:16,040 --> 01:08:19,920
Speaker 1: a meet eater, and if they serve one, I'm not pleasing.

1194
01:08:20,200 --> 01:08:24,160
Speaker 1: Thank you. How to be a beefy woman? A full

1195
01:08:24,240 --> 01:08:26,800
Speaker 1: burger here? Okay? I have Matt Rodgers is I don't

1196
01:08:26,800 --> 01:08:29,200
Speaker 1: think so, honey as time starts now, I don't think so.

1197
01:08:29,560 --> 01:08:34,240
Speaker 1: Laundry machines, bitch, you need to start taking dollars. Stop

1198
01:08:34,280 --> 01:08:37,439
Speaker 1: at laundry machines in this in this quarters only. First

1199
01:08:37,479 --> 01:08:40,360
Speaker 1: of all, bitch, how come we haven't updated it so

1200
01:08:40,479 --> 01:08:43,320
Speaker 1: that I can't use change to build up to the

1201
01:08:43,400 --> 01:08:46,080
Speaker 1: amount you need to use. Why is the course only, bitch?

1202
01:08:46,320 --> 01:08:49,559
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Everyone is on the dollar now,

1203
01:08:50,280 --> 01:08:53,400
Speaker 1: the world is on the dollar. They're not on the quarter.

1204
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:57,960
Speaker 1: It is time to end this plague on America which

1205
01:08:58,040 --> 01:09:01,439
Speaker 1: is causing us to go down to our local stores,

1206
01:09:01,560 --> 01:09:04,960
Speaker 1: are local delis, and ask them to change out our

1207
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:09,080
Speaker 1: dollars for quarters. It's inconveniencing them, it's inconveniencing us. It's

1208
01:09:09,080 --> 01:09:12,479
Speaker 1: slowing down the process of getting our clothes washed and dry.

1209
01:09:12,640 --> 01:09:16,280
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. I want a machine that

1210
01:09:16,400 --> 01:09:18,720
Speaker 1: takes my single dollar, and I want a machine that

1211
01:09:18,760 --> 01:09:21,200
Speaker 1: takes my five dollar bill, and eventually I want a

1212
01:09:21,280 --> 01:09:25,960
Speaker 1: dollar a machine that takes my with Harriet Tubman on it,

1213
01:09:26,439 --> 01:09:30,200
Speaker 1: I don't think that's one minute. Wow, you want to

1214
01:09:30,240 --> 01:09:32,479
Speaker 1: pay twenty dollars to a launder machine. I'm just saying

1215
01:09:32,520 --> 01:09:33,960
Speaker 1: I want the option to be able to put in

1216
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:37,000
Speaker 1: any bill I choose and then spit back change properly.

1217
01:09:37,320 --> 01:09:41,120
Speaker 1: I don't think it's funny every time I have to

1218
01:09:41,240 --> 01:09:44,200
Speaker 1: go down there and be using quarters. I don't think

1219
01:09:44,240 --> 01:09:47,880
Speaker 1: it's funny at all. And also quarters, here's the thing

1220
01:09:47,960 --> 01:09:52,880
Speaker 1: with them, as I found out today, sometimes the metal

1221
01:09:53,800 --> 01:09:57,000
Speaker 1: of the quarter gets a little melted and misshapen, and

1222
01:09:57,080 --> 01:09:59,040
Speaker 1: you put it in the machine and it gets stuck

1223
01:09:59,080 --> 01:10:01,360
Speaker 1: in the machine because the quarter isn't a perfect shape,

1224
01:10:02,040 --> 01:10:05,040
Speaker 1: and so we need to do away with this quarters,

1225
01:10:05,160 --> 01:10:08,840
Speaker 1: think you, Matt, that is his platform. Okay, this is

1226
01:10:08,920 --> 01:10:13,479
Speaker 1: the George Clooney for president, by the way, he might run. Okay, um,

1227
01:10:13,640 --> 01:10:15,439
Speaker 1: this is whereas I don't think so, honey, Blay are

1228
01:10:15,439 --> 01:10:17,800
Speaker 1: you ready? This is Blair's I don't think so, honey.

1229
01:10:18,120 --> 01:10:24,599
Speaker 1: Time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Face time? Really, Oh,

1230
01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:28,639
Speaker 1: you think that you're gonna get to see my face

1231
01:10:29,760 --> 01:10:32,519
Speaker 1: in the interior of my own home when I'm locked

1232
01:10:32,560 --> 01:10:34,920
Speaker 1: up in my dungeon trying to be personal with myself.

1233
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:38,240
Speaker 1: You think you can fucking FaceTime? Oh yeah, Like I

1234
01:10:38,439 --> 01:10:43,519
Speaker 1: don't have aquifer all over by dried out skin, so

1235
01:10:43,720 --> 01:10:47,720
Speaker 1: that it is in healing time, it's in repair, it's

1236
01:10:47,800 --> 01:10:52,720
Speaker 1: in repost. You want to violate me by seeing me

1237
01:10:52,960 --> 01:10:55,599
Speaker 1: with my aquafor face and my hair in this country

1238
01:10:56,240 --> 01:11:00,640
Speaker 1: and for my lips too. Don't you even forget about No,

1239
01:11:01,360 --> 01:11:04,280
Speaker 1: that is what text messages for. You're trying to be

1240
01:11:04,360 --> 01:11:08,280
Speaker 1: a You're trying to violate me. You're trying to see

1241
01:11:08,360 --> 01:11:11,080
Speaker 1: me when I'm not supposed to be seen, when I'm

1242
01:11:11,160 --> 01:11:13,679
Speaker 1: not trying to have my face out in the world.

1243
01:11:13,720 --> 01:11:16,000
Speaker 1: My face is always out in the world. I don't

1244
01:11:16,040 --> 01:11:20,320
Speaker 1: think so, honey, FaceTime, FaceTime, don't say sammy bitch. That's

1245
01:11:20,400 --> 01:11:23,880
Speaker 1: one minute. Oh, I think you you really took that

1246
01:11:23,960 --> 01:11:26,400
Speaker 1: to task. Bit. You know you are being egregious. Quote

1247
01:11:26,560 --> 01:11:30,840
Speaker 1: flair sock. You know who always wants to FaceTime the

1248
01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:33,800
Speaker 1: bitch to my right, my friends want to do it,

1249
01:11:34,320 --> 01:11:37,000
Speaker 1: and he face times me on the do lad day,

1250
01:11:37,120 --> 01:11:39,680
Speaker 1: La who on the doll the d day? But you

1251
01:11:39,880 --> 01:11:44,639
Speaker 1: always data who on the dot day. I'm the more

1252
01:11:44,760 --> 01:11:47,439
Speaker 1: vulnerable one in that situation. I look like a fucking

1253
01:11:48,160 --> 01:11:51,080
Speaker 1: job with the java. Every time we do FaceTime, I

1254
01:11:51,160 --> 01:11:54,520
Speaker 1: comment on how bad I look? You look fine, I'm horrendous.

1255
01:11:54,680 --> 01:11:57,439
Speaker 1: You have your jawline is discernible when we're on FaceTime

1256
01:11:57,479 --> 01:12:01,600
Speaker 1: and I collapse my fucking jaw into my rib. I

1257
01:12:01,720 --> 01:12:06,759
Speaker 1: have very tired and black eyes. And when and whenever

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Speaker 1: I look into the face of FaceTime, I have to

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01:12:11,120 --> 01:12:15,120
Speaker 1: make an ugly face because I have to lean in. No,

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Speaker 1: you don't. You shouldn't be looking at your own face

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Speaker 1: when you're on FaceTime. You should be looking at the

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Speaker 1: face that's across the receiver, that's on the screen. Bitch.

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01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:24,720
Speaker 1: When I'm trying to connect with a loved one, I

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01:12:24,840 --> 01:12:28,400
Speaker 1: don't want that connection to be mired what my own

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01:12:29,040 --> 01:12:34,560
Speaker 1: thank you. It's so distracting. I can't even I just

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Speaker 1: want to connect with my friend on the pure level

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Speaker 1: and not have to see what's going down. I'm true,

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01:12:40,520 --> 01:12:44,680
Speaker 1: I'm a Texter. Guys, I don't know. You're never going

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01:12:44,760 --> 01:12:48,400
Speaker 1: to fully be known to your loved ones without FaceTime.

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01:12:48,600 --> 01:12:52,639
Speaker 1: That's all I think. Do you FaceTime your parents time? Bitch?

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01:12:53,280 --> 01:12:57,800
Speaker 1: Rosebud told me something last night when I decided to

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01:12:57,920 --> 01:13:02,519
Speaker 1: take the night off and how will have a Rosebud

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01:13:02,600 --> 01:13:09,320
Speaker 1: Baker incredible community and friend, um and woman, And she

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01:13:10,200 --> 01:13:13,160
Speaker 1: faced on me when she knew I was very vulnerable

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01:13:13,320 --> 01:13:18,040
Speaker 1: eight episodes into Transparent, without even knowing what happened. Told

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01:13:18,080 --> 01:13:20,080
Speaker 1: me and I said, you know, you don't I don't

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01:13:20,160 --> 01:13:22,000
Speaker 1: like it when I faced on me, and she said,

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01:13:22,680 --> 01:13:25,479
Speaker 1: but think about like this when you were eight years old.

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01:13:26,280 --> 01:13:29,960
Speaker 1: Did you think that you would ever be able to

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01:13:30,200 --> 01:13:33,040
Speaker 1: be in different places than your friend and see them

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01:13:33,120 --> 01:13:36,040
Speaker 1: on a small device where you're talking to them? And

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01:13:36,200 --> 01:13:40,479
Speaker 1: my world broke open and I was like, you are

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01:13:40,600 --> 01:13:44,439
Speaker 1: seeing the beauty in life. See. But that's that's really

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01:13:45,120 --> 01:13:49,360
Speaker 1: you're being gregious, because that's to say that just because

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01:13:49,479 --> 01:13:52,920
Speaker 1: technology is there, that we should use it. That's to

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01:13:53,040 --> 01:13:56,439
Speaker 1: say that's like saying, hey, can you would you ever

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01:13:56,560 --> 01:13:59,800
Speaker 1: even imagine drones? Yeah? But this isn't a positive way

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01:14:00,040 --> 01:14:03,960
Speaker 1: that surely I was being manipulated, correct, I think I

1289
01:14:03,960 --> 01:14:09,360
Speaker 1: don't know about the world. You know what tech, the

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01:14:09,439 --> 01:14:13,839
Speaker 1: tech world right now is going through an identity crisis,

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01:14:13,960 --> 01:14:19,000
Speaker 1: but what will never go away is engineers building good

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01:14:19,120 --> 01:14:22,519
Speaker 1: products that make people happy. FaceTime makes everybody the world

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01:14:22,720 --> 01:14:26,080
Speaker 1: over happy, honey, you know, and no, let me finish.

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01:14:27,720 --> 01:14:30,880
Speaker 1: It's a product that is bringing into the world YouTube,

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01:14:31,560 --> 01:14:40,639
Speaker 1: pillery and pillaring. This this landmark technological achievement. Steve Jobs

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01:14:40,960 --> 01:14:44,680
Speaker 1: unveiling the iPhone four. Can you remember remember when the

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01:14:44,760 --> 01:14:48,360
Speaker 1: earth moved that day, how the world shook, how the

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01:14:48,479 --> 01:14:52,080
Speaker 1: tech tonics of the world shifted, And you guys are

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01:14:52,720 --> 01:14:56,479
Speaker 1: you guys are desecrating that legacy and I won't have

1300
01:14:56,560 --> 01:14:59,200
Speaker 1: any I don't update my phone until I absolutely have to.

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Speaker 1: And that's my goddamn progative. Hillary Clinton says we shouldn't

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01:15:04,680 --> 01:15:07,720
Speaker 1: run from technology. We should find out a way to

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01:15:07,880 --> 01:15:13,760
Speaker 1: use it that doesn't harm us. That's paraphrasing. You're desecrating

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01:15:13,920 --> 01:15:17,800
Speaker 1: words of Hillary Clinton, my hero. She also said it

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01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:24,240
Speaker 1: takes a town, It takes a town. She also said, um,

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01:15:24,720 --> 01:15:29,080
Speaker 1: after Trump gave his inauguration speech, quote that was some

1307
01:15:29,200 --> 01:15:32,960
Speaker 1: weird ship, said George W. Bush. I had to agree,

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01:15:33,240 --> 01:15:35,040
Speaker 1: which might be the whole line of the fucking book.

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Speaker 1: It's amazing. That's real, Like she got real and she

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01:15:37,840 --> 01:15:39,800
Speaker 1: love it and I loved. I loved when she quoted

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01:15:39,840 --> 01:15:41,840
Speaker 1: other people calling her a bit because I was like, yes,

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01:15:42,040 --> 01:15:43,760
Speaker 1: you never did this before, you're doing it now. I

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01:15:43,840 --> 01:15:47,439
Speaker 1: love it. Okay, here we go. Okay, So this has

1314
01:15:47,479 --> 01:15:49,640
Speaker 1: been an amazing episode. I think this episode has been

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01:15:49,760 --> 01:15:52,000
Speaker 1: really eye opening. And it was real in parts, and

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01:15:52,080 --> 01:15:54,639
Speaker 1: it was tender in parts, and it was hilarious in parts,

1317
01:15:54,680 --> 01:15:56,560
Speaker 1: and it was so funny and we got into some

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01:15:56,640 --> 01:16:01,439
Speaker 1: little fights. Yeah, and also culture is about um, you know,

1319
01:16:01,840 --> 01:16:05,639
Speaker 1: disagreeing and then coming to a certain place and then

1320
01:16:05,680 --> 01:16:07,479
Speaker 1: moving on from there, it's like a lot of fun

1321
01:16:07,640 --> 01:16:12,439
Speaker 1: and debate. Are you are you a debater? No? Furthest

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01:16:13,600 --> 01:16:16,080
Speaker 1: furthest I'm like, I'm exhausted. Where do you guys get

1323
01:16:16,120 --> 01:16:21,439
Speaker 1: the fucking energy. I'd rather just disagree in private. I

1324
01:16:21,520 --> 01:16:24,640
Speaker 1: feel different because that's Christina Aguilera once said, there's for

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01:16:24,800 --> 01:16:33,720
Speaker 1: Meggan mere modulated mid phrase. That's cool, there's making me fin,

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01:16:35,640 --> 01:16:43,519
Speaker 1: there's Megan me fi loved that. Love that. What's the

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01:16:43,560 --> 01:16:48,320
Speaker 1: first word of that? Booby tripping over my body? That

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01:16:48,320 --> 01:16:53,560
Speaker 1: would be weird. Hey, hey, you know what, what we

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01:16:53,760 --> 01:16:56,400
Speaker 1: ate all the eminem's. We didn't even break into these

1330
01:16:56,439 --> 01:16:58,880
Speaker 1: oatmeal reasons though. But that's okay. We're gonna go eat

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01:16:58,880 --> 01:17:01,360
Speaker 1: the rest of these cookies. Guy eyes. We thank Blair.

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01:17:02,240 --> 01:17:05,120
Speaker 1: It was the time of my life and my biggest

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01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:09,000
Speaker 1: I'm just talking about the Goga documentary, but you know what,

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01:17:09,280 --> 01:17:12,840
Speaker 1: that's for another episode. Yeah, just give a three word

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01:17:12,880 --> 01:17:18,479
Speaker 1: review each of us. Yeah, that's my three word review

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01:17:18,640 --> 01:17:24,080
Speaker 1: is Dogga is each of us? My heart exploded? Great?

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01:17:24,360 --> 01:17:31,519
Speaker 1: Love it my review? Mhm, five ft two. I was

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01:17:31,560 --> 01:17:33,560
Speaker 1: going to say rock star dream, but then I was like,

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01:17:33,840 --> 01:17:38,360
Speaker 1: that's all the two words five ft two. I said

1340
01:17:38,400 --> 01:17:40,400
Speaker 1: the first line of the documentary should have been you

1341
01:17:40,479 --> 01:17:43,400
Speaker 1: know I'm only five ft two. People think I'm a

1342
01:17:43,479 --> 01:17:48,480
Speaker 1: lot taller. Stupid. I thought that would have been hilarious.

1343
01:17:48,920 --> 01:17:51,479
Speaker 1: The actual first lines of the movie are her first

1344
01:17:51,520 --> 01:17:54,160
Speaker 1: words are Taylor and I are in a fight right now.

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01:17:54,880 --> 01:17:59,960
Speaker 1: So that sucks that. Get totally stoned and watch it again?

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01:18:00,280 --> 01:18:01,960
Speaker 1: Really good. Oh, I'm for sure gonna watch it. What

1347
01:18:02,040 --> 01:18:04,000
Speaker 1: about when she was like, took off her top and

1348
01:18:04,120 --> 01:18:08,479
Speaker 1: she's like, sorry, I just I feel more comfortable. I like,

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01:18:09,439 --> 01:18:12,200
Speaker 1: come on, I was like, I'm so, I'm going with

1350
01:18:12,400 --> 01:18:15,880
Speaker 1: you everywhere you want to go, and I just feel

1351
01:18:15,920 --> 01:18:19,120
Speaker 1: more comfortable. Like, no, a producer told you to do that, Gaga,

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01:18:19,240 --> 01:18:21,000
Speaker 1: It's fine. I was like, well, at least you know

1353
01:18:21,280 --> 01:18:25,600
Speaker 1: what my heroes nipples look like. Oh. I phoned on

1354
01:18:26,760 --> 01:18:33,439
Speaker 1: to prayer, trying to make the worst show me the

1355
01:18:33,640 --> 01:18:38,240
Speaker 1: way to cut through all this one out. I got

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01:18:38,400 --> 01:18:44,840
Speaker 1: a dreadmillion reasons to walk away, Baby, I just leave

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01:18:44,920 --> 01:18:47,960
Speaker 1: you one good, one, good one to tell me that

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01:18:48,160 --> 01:18:52,280
Speaker 1: you'd be the good one, good one, babe, I just

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01:18:52,520 --> 01:19:04,960
Speaker 1: need one good one to for your consideration. Grammy's two thousand,

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Speaker 1: seventeen ye forever, this has been a Forever Dog Production

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01:19:14,880 --> 01:19:19,040
Speaker 1: Executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Silio, and Alex Ramsey.

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