WEBVTT - Ep. 358: This Ep. Gets 4.5 Stars

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<v Speaker 1>Start up, dot up, start up, Brooklyn Boy, start up,

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boys, start up, dot dot up. They making noise,

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<v Speaker 1>dot up, start up, dot dot up, Episode three fifty

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<v Speaker 1>eight of the Brooklyn Boys Podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello David Brodie, What was that? What kind of introduction

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<v Speaker 2>was that? You're like, it's episode three fifty eight, Try

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<v Speaker 2>and give it a little every time. You kind of

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<v Speaker 2>like give like a dramatic pause before you said hi

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<v Speaker 2>to me, little rat. It was like reminded me of

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<v Speaker 2>a remember the old show WKRP in Cincinnati. They did

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<v Speaker 2>a nighttime show called the Quiet Storm. I think that's

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<v Speaker 2>what from that show. They're like, the Quiet Storm, that's

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<v Speaker 2>what you do. Like it's episode three fifty eight. I said,

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<v Speaker 2>you're trying to be sexy, trying to make our podcast

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<v Speaker 2>a little a little seductive. I've been told I have

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<v Speaker 2>a very sexy voice by what death man when I

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<v Speaker 2>drop it down low, if I get closer to the

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<v Speaker 2>mic scared. Let's let's be honest. You haven't been able

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<v Speaker 2>to drop it down low in a long time. If

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<v Speaker 2>I ever, If I if I get close to the

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<v Speaker 2>mic like this, when you dip, you break your hip

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<v Speaker 2>and oh yeah, give me sexy, scary ahead, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>this is and just speak like this. How about that?

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<v Speaker 2>How does that sound so sexy? Again? Anytime you're ready

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<v Speaker 2>to speak sexy? Go ahead, I'm going this is it.

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<v Speaker 2>This is my Oh this said, I missed it, so

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<v Speaker 2>I do it again. I'll pay at ladies. Ladies, turn

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<v Speaker 2>the volume up, turn the volume up. Okay, how I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just gonna talk like this? Yeah? How does that sound

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<v Speaker 2>sound good? Sounds like your regular voice? Scary? No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>it's me. This is me. This is me talking really low,

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<v Speaker 2>like very low. No, this isn't is not sexy to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't it the voice that caused them to keep you

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<v Speaker 2>three hundred yards away from any school show? That's that's

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<v Speaker 2>you being sexy. This is this is scary. I am

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<v Speaker 2>scaredy Johns a sexy, I'm scary Jones. Oh it was

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<v Speaker 2>talk softer, you didn't get sexy. Yeah, talking softer for

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<v Speaker 2>me brings out the sexiness in my voice, that's all.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh does that work for Robin? You're like, hey, Robin,

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<v Speaker 2>how's it going? I don't know? Maybe if I if

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<v Speaker 2>I but like I'm not, I don't have sexy voice,

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<v Speaker 2>but I think you have to give it a little

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<v Speaker 2>more like, Hey, yeah you do it. Oh yeah, you

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<v Speaker 2>feel good tonight. You gotta like you gotta sound You

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<v Speaker 2>didn't sound sexy. You just went, hey, it's scary Jones.

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<v Speaker 2>You just lowered your voice. You went, hey, it's scary Jones.

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<v Speaker 2>Instead of Hey it's scary Jones. You went, hey, it's

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<v Speaker 2>scary Johnes. I'm used to yelling. I'm used to yelling

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<v Speaker 2>on this podcast. There's nothing sexy. Anything not yelling is

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<v Speaker 2>so anything not yelling is like sexy. You're in sexy zone, right.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like we are the loudest of any podcast

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<v Speaker 2>out there. We have to be. I think a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of podcasts. If you notice some of these podcasts, these

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<v Speaker 2>guys are sitting on couches and they have like a

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<v Speaker 2>microphone propped up to the couch, and they're just like

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<v Speaker 2>they're leeling back there, leaning back in their hoodies and

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<v Speaker 2>they're just chilling, you know, They're they're just hanging. Yeah. See,

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like if we were put in that type

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<v Speaker 2>of atmosphere environment, I think we too would sound like that. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so but it's still doing a live broadcast possibly early

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<v Speaker 2>next year. Yeah, and the venue is a pretty chill venue,

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<v Speaker 2>and I don't know if they're gonna give us couches

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<v Speaker 2>or not to sit on. But I don't think that's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna affect at least me. You may be sexy scary

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<v Speaker 2>on the podcast live, but I'm gonna be broady from Brooklyn.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it depends. I think your your demeanor, your voice,

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<v Speaker 2>your attitude all has to do with the environment that

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<v Speaker 2>you're in. And you know, not for nothing, but me

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<v Speaker 2>sitting in my apartment is a pretty eryl Envinor environment.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything's white. We have a microphone boom here my gold ye,

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<v Speaker 2>by my gold mic that I was gifted for my

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<v Speaker 2>fiftieth birthday by the Morning Show. That that really has

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<v Speaker 2>to be part of this. You have to you have

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<v Speaker 2>a gold mic. But yeah, I've got a gold mic

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<v Speaker 2>the Morning Show gifted to me two years. How is

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<v Speaker 2>that part of the story and the environment of you

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<v Speaker 2>being chill, I'm paint I'm painting the picture. No that

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<v Speaker 2>I'm saying it's it's cold here. I'm just you know,

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<v Speaker 2>just I have a desk, you know, and it's bedroom white.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm saying in my living room it's just not

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<v Speaker 2>it's this is not the place. Yeah, earth tones, No,

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<v Speaker 2>but here this is my living room, though it's slightly blue,

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<v Speaker 2>like light blue. But my point is it's not warming,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not cozy, it's not inviting, it's not welcoming. Correct,

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<v Speaker 2>So it breeds this monighal, chaotic tone that we you know,

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<v Speaker 2>like we're and we're screaming at each other. That's what

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<v Speaker 2>we do on this and I know that that's what

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<v Speaker 2>we're known for. But I'm just it's an observation that

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think we scream. I get animated. You scream

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<v Speaker 2>at me all the time. We're both very animated, both

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<v Speaker 2>of us. Sometimes we're more than others. But anyway, would

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<v Speaker 2>you at least admit your couch is not comfortable. It's

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<v Speaker 2>not My girlfriend refuses to sit on it. It's terrible.

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<v Speaker 2>You you bought a page out of a magazine. You

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<v Speaker 2>bought the rug and the chairs, the couch, and it

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<v Speaker 2>looked great in the picture. But this is why Scary

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't watch a lot of television. You know. We talk

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<v Speaker 2>about how Scary is like not into anything. It's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>he's not watching this is not watching that. This couch

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<v Speaker 2>is the problem. I have a recliner couch with big

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<v Speaker 2>cushiony pillows and I sit down and go, oh, and

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<v Speaker 2>it's scary. You you bounce off the couch when you

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<v Speaker 2>sit down on the couch. It's so hard and uncomfortable

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<v Speaker 2>plastic or leather, whatever it is. It just kind of goes.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't It doesn't suck you in, it doesn't welcome

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<v Speaker 2>you in, It spits you back out. Can we get

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<v Speaker 2>the microphone close up to the couch to have you

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<v Speaker 2>sit down hard on it to get that sound? No,

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<v Speaker 2>that's not even close anyway. So Birdie and I are excited.

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<v Speaker 2>We're we're going to see each other. How can you tell? Right,

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<v Speaker 2>we're all going to see each other. We're going We're

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<v Speaker 2>going to Carla Marie and Anthony's wedding. It's finally here

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<v Speaker 2>the days here this Friday, really and if you don't

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<v Speaker 2>know who they are, there are two people that were

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<v Speaker 2>part of the morning show. Yes, and we had Carla

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<v Speaker 2>Marie on not too long ago. This was the one.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the couple with the blackout wedding where everything

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<v Speaker 2>is blackout. So I had further questions for them and

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<v Speaker 2>they were answered, and that was am I not allowed

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<v Speaker 2>to have? You know, I have to have black accessories too,

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<v Speaker 2>like like for instance, if my girlfriend wants to have it,

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<v Speaker 2>you're gonna bring black Lloyd. No, she's gonna have a

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<v Speaker 2>purse and it's like a gold logo on the purse.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that okay? What about red bottom shoes, the red bottoms? Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Off that bottom? Girls? Anyway? Wait a minute, Well, you're

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<v Speaker 2>not really gonna wear lubitons? Are No, I'm not. I'm kidding.

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<v Speaker 2>It's okay, but but you know, people have these questions.

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently I have to go. Yeah, it's apparently when it's

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<v Speaker 2>all black. But but it's okay to have my cuff

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<v Speaker 2>links are not black. It's okay. If my what about

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<v Speaker 2>my pocket square? Oh, god forbid, I put some color

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<v Speaker 2>in my pocket square. If I see a red door,

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<v Speaker 2>I want to paint it black. All right, rolling stones,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you? So I have go ahead ahead? No, No, So

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<v Speaker 2>I'm wondering. I'm just wondering. I'm wondering how far we

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<v Speaker 2>have to carry this? And the answer is pretty far.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's heard you were thinking about going in blackface?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that true? All right? You gotta you gotta really

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<v Speaker 2>that's not that's not nice. So I I heard uh

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<v Speaker 2>that Scotti had a similar dilemma. Scotty Bee from the

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<v Speaker 2>Morning Show had a similar dilemma to me. Now, Scotti's

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<v Speaker 2>theory and it's it's kind of my theory as well.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll tell them what I'm not. You think I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>leave them in suspense and not tell them slices some

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<v Speaker 2>of the man of the television. Okay, So Scotty and

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<v Speaker 2>I are the kind of guys that don't have a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of fancy clothing, right we were. We wore shorts

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<v Speaker 2>and T shirts to work every day, and I don't

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<v Speaker 2>I don't enough suits. Uh So I wore I wore

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<v Speaker 2>a blue blazer to a funeral recentlya caause I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>have a black sport coder or even a suit. So

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<v Speaker 2>Scotty and I coincidentally both went out and got black

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<v Speaker 2>suits and black shirts. And he had to buy black

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<v Speaker 2>shoes because he didn't have black shoes and black tie

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<v Speaker 2>and I had a black tie. Added buy a black

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<v Speaker 2>suit and a black shirt because I didn't have anything

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<v Speaker 2>to wear for this wedding. So Scotty on the Morning

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<v Speaker 2>Show to call him Maurice's face because this was what

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<v Speaker 2>he told all you guys, but he had the balls

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<v Speaker 2>and tell right your face so in similar fashion, when

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<v Speaker 2>we talked about if you go on a destination wedding

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<v Speaker 2>and you have to spend hundreds of dollars on a

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<v Speaker 2>plane ticket and hotels and everything else, you give a

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<v Speaker 2>smaller gift because you spend one thousand dollars to get there.

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<v Speaker 2>His theory is and I think I kind of agree

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<v Speaker 2>with him. Slices, let us know what you think is

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<v Speaker 2>he's going to give less of a gift because he

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<v Speaker 2>had to spend a few hundred dollars just to go.

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<v Speaker 2>And I think I might agree with that because I went.

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<v Speaker 2>I went to Macy's because Macy's you can get a

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<v Speaker 2>good deal if they have a sale going on, if

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<v Speaker 2>you get a pretty good quality suit but not a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of money. Now, I could have gone to Men's warehouse.

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<v Speaker 2>We were having this conversation, by the way, where you

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<v Speaker 2>get nine suits for forty dollars. But I didn't go

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<v Speaker 2>to Men's Warehouse. I went to Macy's and I found

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<v Speaker 2>a suit I really liked. And I had a great

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<v Speaker 2>woman helping me, you know, because the guy with the

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<v Speaker 2>tape and the and the chalk wasn't working. But a

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<v Speaker 2>woman helped me, and she was terrific. And she found

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<v Speaker 2>me a shirt, a black shirt I liked, and she

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<v Speaker 2>took me around. She got me a suit and a vest.

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<v Speaker 2>I like a three piece suit. So she got me,

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<v Speaker 2>found me a a suit had a vest, and she's like,

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<v Speaker 2>this is a modern cut. You're gonna like it. She

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<v Speaker 2>found me a shirt with a style I like, and

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<v Speaker 2>it was a little trendy in the tar not so Trent. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>that's important. So I'm really excited, I said, listen she was,

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<v Speaker 2>And everything's fifty percent off. Now. Now, if you've ever

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<v Speaker 2>been to Macy's, their stuff is a little expensive, and

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<v Speaker 2>then fifty percent off makes it moderately expensive. With fifty

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<v Speaker 2>percent off, like, it's like, oh, it's a lot of money,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's fifty percent off. They get you, they mark

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<v Speaker 2>everything up, and then they make it on sale. So

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<v Speaker 2>she says, listen, if you open a Macy's card, you

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<v Speaker 2>get thirty percent off. Now, normally, when you open up

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<v Speaker 2>a credit card at Macy's, it's ten percent off you purchase.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm like, oh, thirty percent, no problem. Now, before

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<v Speaker 2>I get to that fiasco, I spent hundreds and hundreds

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<v Speaker 2>of dollars to go to this wedding and I love

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<v Speaker 2>calling Marie and Anthony. So my question is, am I

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<v Speaker 2>also entitled to maybe chintz on the gift a little bit? Yea,

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<v Speaker 2>because I spent a shitload of money on I'm never

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<v Speaker 2>gonna wear a black suit again lest it's to a

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<v Speaker 2>f and if you do, and if you do, then

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<v Speaker 2>you need to donate the suit to them too. You

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<v Speaker 2>need to package that up and give it to them,

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<v Speaker 2>because that's part of the present. Can't fit Anthony, can't

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<v Speaker 2>fit my suit. He's freaking let me say something muscular. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>And this is what was said to Scottie as well.

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<v Speaker 2>What grown ass man doesn't have a black suit? You're

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<v Speaker 2>you're you're sixty something. You know what? You need to

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<v Speaker 2>have a black suit? Talking about you and I are

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<v Speaker 2>both in our fifties. You talking about you at the

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<v Speaker 2>ladder end of the fifties and me at the beginning beginning.

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<v Speaker 2>You have a black You need a black suit. How

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<v Speaker 2>could you not have that in your wardrobe? How did

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<v Speaker 2>you get what? I wear a blacks? What would I

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<v Speaker 2>wear a black suit for besides get this foreign life

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<v Speaker 2>without owning one black suit? It's kind of like I have.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a it's a prerequisite to being an adult. I

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<v Speaker 2>have one black suit that I bought maybe fifteen years ago,

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<v Speaker 2>and I went to try it on, and not only

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<v Speaker 2>is it no longer in fashion, but it's too big

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<v Speaker 2>on me. Fair enough, but but it doesn't fit what

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<v Speaker 2>they lost weight and and shoes anywhere? Pants fall off me.

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<v Speaker 2>Your black shoes still fit. I didn't look. You have

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<v Speaker 2>black shoes. Of course, I have black black shoes. Have

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<v Speaker 2>black shoes, so and once again, I have black shoes.

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<v Speaker 2>You got black shoes, so you had to buy a suit.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you why I have black shoes because I

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<v Speaker 2>bought black shoes because they go with every colored suit

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<v Speaker 2>you could own. Black is you get black shoes, You're good.

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<v Speaker 2>So I bought a pair of black shoes again, maybe

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<v Speaker 2>six seven years ago. I don't wear shoes, so I

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<v Speaker 2>wear sneakers every day. Why do any black black suit?

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<v Speaker 2>Slices back me up here, female slices. Does your man

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<v Speaker 2>have a black suit? Does he wear all the time? Slices?

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<v Speaker 2>You wear playing? Come on? You shaded? You mopstay You

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<v Speaker 2>don't have a You don't have a black shirt. You

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<v Speaker 2>had to buy a shirt too. I had to buy

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<v Speaker 2>a shirt. I have a black shirt. Wear wear black shirt,

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<v Speaker 2>white shirt, white shirt, you play pick a ball? Now, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>the white shirt I had too big swimming on me.

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<v Speaker 2>All you needed was a white or black shirt and

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<v Speaker 2>you got to go buy that. But I went down

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<v Speaker 2>like a shirt size and a half. In the past

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<v Speaker 2>year and a half, Well, congratulations, That tell us slices

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<v Speaker 2>how good I love. Do not do not chints on

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<v Speaker 2>their gift they you know, I just that's this way

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<v Speaker 2>this I look at it scary. In two thousand and nine,

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<v Speaker 2>I hired a little blonde girl named carl and Marie

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<v Speaker 2>to be an intern, and then I hired her over

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<v Speaker 2>the show. Hired, but I recommended her to be hired

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<v Speaker 2>to be our phone producer. Then I helped train her

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<v Speaker 2>and groom her and she said, listen, it's all her talent.

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<v Speaker 2>But I helped her become a co host and doing

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<v Speaker 2>segments on the show, and then she went off to

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<v Speaker 2>get her own radio show. But however, by hiring her

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<v Speaker 2>as an intern, she got to meet Anthony, who was

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<v Speaker 2>working for Elvis as his personal Technically, you are responsible

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<v Speaker 2>for them getting married, you is correct? That is correct?

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<v Speaker 2>And who's her her maid of honor? Her sister? Right?

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<v Speaker 2>But who's there in her wedding party. Oh producer Sam? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>And who else Ricky in the wedding party. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>She may, I don't know. I don't know anyway, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>producer Sam is her best friend, right yeah? I hired Sam. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so I because of me. She has a husband soon

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<v Speaker 2>and a best friend. So I feel like that's enough

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<v Speaker 2>of a gift, don't you think? Man? You know, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just I'm feeling personally that I'm feeling we can't feel.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm feeling a commercial break coming on. But before that,

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<v Speaker 2>I really, I really do think that you really shouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>take it out on this couple. For you having to

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<v Speaker 2>buy a suit that you will and could wear again

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<v Speaker 2>and again and again. You're gonna get You're gonna get

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<v Speaker 2>it get. You didn't get a life's use out of

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<v Speaker 2>this suit. Oh yeah, think about it. The next time

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<v Speaker 2>someone I know dies, well, it could be about you

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<v Speaker 2>might be the one buried in this suit. At the end,

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<v Speaker 2>I won't be buried in a suit. I'll be buried

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<v Speaker 2>in a some thing METS related. But that being said,

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<v Speaker 2>next time I'm at a funeral, I'll be thinking to myself,

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<v Speaker 2>how sad they're dead. But you know what, I had

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<v Speaker 2>a really good time at calling me and Anthony's wedding.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks calin me and Anthony. If having a black tie wedding, now,

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<v Speaker 2>I have a suit to go bury a relative of mine.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a boy's podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>I for one am not taking anything out of the gift.

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<v Speaker 2>The gift is the gift, and if anything, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>have to, you know, step up to the plate. Because

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<v Speaker 2>have you seen the place. It's very nice. It's a

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<v Speaker 2>really nice place. So and it's a weekend wedding. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not bringing a guest. And I hear the food

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<v Speaker 2>is insane here. I mean it. Actually I was at

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<v Speaker 2>a wedding here at once. It's awesome. It's it's everything

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<v Speaker 2>you want in a wedding venue. So it checks all

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<v Speaker 2>the boxes. This is gonna be maximum scary Jones gift.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, because if it's black tie, it's fancy bringing

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<v Speaker 2>a guest weekend wedding forgetting I mean, this is I

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<v Speaker 2>feel like that's not fair to me as your co host.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, you're not gonna guilt me into giving less. No, No,

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<v Speaker 2>I just feel like maybe you and I should have

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<v Speaker 2>just gone half on a gift, and then it would

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<v Speaker 2>be like, oh from the Brooklyn Boys. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>We're not playing that game. No way, broh, no way.

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<v Speaker 2>I got I got my girlfriend with me and everything.

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<v Speaker 2>This is this is like date night here. It is

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<v Speaker 2>a little weird, though, Friday versus Saturday, because you're coming

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<v Speaker 2>off a day of work and you, you know, our

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<v Speaker 2>day starts. My day forget about you. My day starts

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<v Speaker 2>at four am. Your day starts at four pm. Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>so you know I'm gonna have to I hate it Friday.

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<v Speaker 2>Friday is a little difficult for me. But I'm I'll

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<v Speaker 2>figure something out, I guess. But I'm looking forward to

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<v Speaker 2>seeing you, Brody. It's gonna be good because we don't

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<v Speaker 2>really get to I'm looking forward to getting all the

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<v Speaker 2>food that you owe me. You better put that in

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<v Speaker 2>your car. Oh yeah. Oh. And I was informed by

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<v Speaker 2>the mail room after I left today that something showed up.

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<v Speaker 2>Another thing showed us be my gift from Reggie get

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<v Speaker 2>that ship. Ye yes, yes, and the label I had

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<v Speaker 2>big scoops. I had them read the label to me,

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<v Speaker 2>and it said something like Scary Jones for David Brody,

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<v Speaker 2>not somebody else's wife. Oh, that's definitely Reggie. That was

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<v Speaker 2>on the on the label, I'm like, that has to

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<v Speaker 2>be Reggie. So yeah, I don't need Cubby's wife getting

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<v Speaker 2>my bike scoops. I'm gonna I'm gonna pick up that, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>that gift for you tomorrow. I'll bring that along with

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<v Speaker 2>everything else. I got so much stuff to hand you, man,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I can't wait. By the way, if you

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<v Speaker 2>bump into somebody at work who's like outside smoking pot

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<v Speaker 2>and they're baked, I'll be like, oh, you're baked. Here's

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<v Speaker 2>some big scoops out of mind. So thanks Reggie. Reggie

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<v Speaker 2>found baked scoops for me? Is that what Wedmons? The

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<v Speaker 2>world's greatest grocery store? And uh and she picked me

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<v Speaker 2>up a couple of bags. I offered to pick them

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<v Speaker 2>up repay her. She's like, absolutely not, so thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Reggie up Reggie here, this justin Oh oh oh, speaking

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<v Speaker 2>of Reggie, I gotta tell you what happened to Reggie here.

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<v Speaker 2>We have already agreed that about I don't know ninety

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<v Speaker 2>five ninety four percent something like that depends on them.

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<v Speaker 2>On the week of people who listen to the Brooklyn

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<v Speaker 2>Boys also listen to our companion podcast the Slice Time

0:18:24.600 --> 0:18:29.320
<v Speaker 2>episodes that are listen. You know, our listeners leaving talkback messages,

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<v Speaker 2>voicemails basically to comment about the show. And I think

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<v Speaker 2>the shows are hilarious, but not everybody listens. We can

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<v Speaker 2>tell by the numbers that about five percent don't listen

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<v Speaker 2>to both shows. And that's fine if you don't, if

0:18:40.640 --> 0:18:44.440
<v Speaker 2>you're not a big fan of Slice Time. However, this

0:18:44.520 --> 0:18:47.720
<v Speaker 2>past episode Slice Time, for episode three fifty seven, it

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<v Speaker 2>went off the rails. It went off the rails, out

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<v Speaker 2>of control. This was no excuse for this, Slices. We

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<v Speaker 2>apologize that you need to reclaim your time because because

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<v Speaker 2>we took over your show on this last episode. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and I blame Scary because he said something so offensive.

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<v Speaker 2>Struck a nerve. Struck a nerve. Scary pooped on on

0:19:09.640 --> 0:19:13.120
<v Speaker 2>people from the heartland of our country, to the big cities,

0:19:13.320 --> 0:19:15.960
<v Speaker 2>to the mountains, people all over our great country. No

0:19:16.840 --> 0:19:20.159
<v Speaker 2>poo on that pooed them. He put pooed them. I

0:19:20.160 --> 0:19:22.200
<v Speaker 2>didn't put poo them all. I mean, we'll bring it

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<v Speaker 2>up right here, but I don't want to get into

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<v Speaker 2>it again because this is this is like a fifteen

0:19:26.920 --> 0:19:30.920
<v Speaker 2>minute diversion, but Okay. The crux of it was that

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<v Speaker 2>I think that there's something a little sus about grown

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<v Speaker 2>ass adults crying when they meet a Disney character at

0:19:42.800 --> 0:19:49.840
<v Speaker 2>Disney World because costumed character, because it's basically a sweaty

0:19:49.960 --> 0:19:53.520
<v Speaker 2>college kid in the friggin costume. It's like, so it's like,

0:19:53.560 --> 0:19:57.800
<v Speaker 2>you're hugging this kid, you know, And I'm like, what's

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<v Speaker 2>going on? What are you doing? Like again, not faulting

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<v Speaker 2>you for going on rides, for wanting to be excited

0:20:05.200 --> 0:20:08.320
<v Speaker 2>about the excitement of a Disney World, going to Epcot,

0:20:08.440 --> 0:20:13.000
<v Speaker 2>doing all the things you even but even you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm even gonna take it as far as not just

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<v Speaker 2>the costume characters Brodie, Yeah, yeah, yeah, but like the

0:20:19.080 --> 0:20:23.080
<v Speaker 2>characters dressed up like like Jasmine the Princess, you know,

0:20:23.280 --> 0:20:28.880
<v Speaker 2>or Cinderella or whoever, like these these these characters. So

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<v Speaker 2>so that's the crux of what you're an actor, you're

0:20:31.040 --> 0:20:34.600
<v Speaker 2>an actress. And I disagreed with Skeary. I stood again

0:20:34.600 --> 0:20:36.760
<v Speaker 2>a man of the people. I said, there's something of everybody.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's what you can do. Go and listen to it

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<v Speaker 2>if you haven't already, and then leave us a talk

0:20:42.240 --> 0:20:46.320
<v Speaker 2>back about the time we took over the talkbacks, but

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<v Speaker 2>I I felt very strongly that it's totally okay and

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<v Speaker 2>makes total sense to me that grown adults would be

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<v Speaker 2>moved by meeting a Disney character, And I explained why,

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<v Speaker 2>So go back and listen to Slice time and let

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<v Speaker 2>us know your thoughts, especially if you're someone doesn't normally

0:21:02.359 --> 0:21:04.560
<v Speaker 2>listen to s Lifetime. But in the middle of Lifetime

0:21:04.800 --> 0:21:06.879
<v Speaker 2>it broke out and got it got heated. Yeah, and

0:21:06.920 --> 0:21:12.760
<v Speaker 2>I was given some pretty valid parallels on people that

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<v Speaker 2>on things that we shouldn't, Yeah, will look weird. That

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<v Speaker 2>would look weird and sound weird if we did that

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<v Speaker 2>was you know what, I don't want to give it away.

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<v Speaker 2>Just don't give it all away. Listen to this segment.

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<v Speaker 2>Let us know what you think on that, all right,

0:21:27.280 --> 0:21:30.560
<v Speaker 2>because some of you, some of you don't listen to Lifetime.

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<v Speaker 2>You just listen to this main episode, which I'm okay with,

0:21:34.280 --> 0:21:37.000
<v Speaker 2>but you should listen of you are missing out on

0:21:37.080 --> 0:21:40.000
<v Speaker 2>some quality entertainment, all right. So, speaking of giving it

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<v Speaker 2>all away, there's a new I'm not gonna give it anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>there's a new show on Apple TV called Pluribus. It's made,

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's it's created by the same guy, Vince Gilligan

0:21:52.200 --> 0:21:57.400
<v Speaker 2>who created Better Call Saul and uh Breaking Bed. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so he's acclaimed TV show creator, and I need to

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<v Speaker 2>know what you would do scary because I feel like,

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<v Speaker 2>again I'm not gonna ruin the show. I'm gonna tell

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<v Speaker 2>you something that happens in the trailers, and it's a

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna be specific, I promise no spoilers. The

0:22:14.880 --> 0:22:16.720
<v Speaker 2>woman in the show who was on Better Call Solid

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<v Speaker 2>so blonde actress. She plays an author, a very cynical,

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<v Speaker 2>I hate the world, author of books, very successful, rich woman,

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<v Speaker 2>and something happens to almost everyone on earth. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so imagine a zombie apocalypse, right, Imagine everyone's a zombie

0:22:42.440 --> 0:22:45.320
<v Speaker 2>but you and like a handful of other people, the

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<v Speaker 2>whole planet is zombie apocalypse. Okay, so let's just call

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<v Speaker 2>whatever happens in the show, we'll call it a zombie apocalypse.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't give anything way in this show. She's not

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<v Speaker 2>a zombie, but everyone else is a zombie and they're

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<v Speaker 2>not unhappy about it. There's zombies, and she doesn't like

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<v Speaker 2>the fact everyone in zombies. And she meets a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of other people on the whole planet that aren't zombies,

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<v Speaker 2>and she says to them, dude, we gotta we gotta

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<v Speaker 2>do something to fix the planet. We gotta gotta change

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<v Speaker 2>the zombie apocalypse. Gotta find a cure for the zombie apocalypse. Okay. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>in this world, scary, the zombies will do anything you

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<v Speaker 2>want them to do to make you happy. Okay, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>So if if you want to have sex with beautiful people,

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<v Speaker 2>or you want to already have food, you want to

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<v Speaker 2>have food, yes, you will want to have any food

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<v Speaker 2>made for you. Uh, you want a new car, you

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<v Speaker 2>want a plane, whatever you want, these zombies will make

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<v Speaker 2>sure you have it. So when she meets these other

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<v Speaker 2>non zombies, she's like, let's go, we gotta work together,

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<v Speaker 2>and they're like, oh fuck that, I'm getting everything I want. Like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I would would, I would side with them. Why the

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<v Speaker 2>hell would I want to change the rors? Hold on, scary.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone you know is a zombie. Yes, your girlfriend, everybody,

0:24:14.880 --> 0:24:22.080
<v Speaker 2>your parents, everyone is a zombie. However, anything you want,

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<v Speaker 2>you can walk into a department store, everything is yours

0:24:25.320 --> 0:24:27.160
<v Speaker 2>if you want it. You can go to any car

0:24:27.200 --> 0:24:29.600
<v Speaker 2>on the street. You want to want a private jet,

0:24:29.640 --> 0:24:31.480
<v Speaker 2>they bring you a get How are you not describing

0:24:31.520 --> 0:24:36.359
<v Speaker 2>my paradise? Okay, So what I'm saying is scary. Given

0:24:36.400 --> 0:24:39.440
<v Speaker 2>that scenario where you could maybe get everyone back from

0:24:39.480 --> 0:24:44.080
<v Speaker 2>being zombies or live like a god, pampered day and night,

0:24:44.840 --> 0:24:47.880
<v Speaker 2>which would you want? Would you help try to overde

0:24:48.000 --> 0:24:51.560
<v Speaker 2>kill the ladder? I would want? I would want to

0:24:51.640 --> 0:24:55.399
<v Speaker 2>continue life the way that I get everything that I

0:24:55.440 --> 0:25:01.320
<v Speaker 2>want because I'm a glutton. All right, Yeah, well what

0:25:01.400 --> 0:25:04.399
<v Speaker 2>was there more than this? Or is that you're saying?

0:25:04.600 --> 0:25:06.520
<v Speaker 2>So what you're saying is what's the hook here? You

0:25:06.560 --> 0:25:09.840
<v Speaker 2>would want to be pampered and have sex with anyone

0:25:09.840 --> 0:25:13.240
<v Speaker 2>on the planet at any time and get anything you wanted.

0:25:14.320 --> 0:25:18.840
<v Speaker 2>But Robin's gone, Well she's part of it, she's part

0:25:18.840 --> 0:25:22.399
<v Speaker 2>of the zombie Nope, Nope, she's part of the zombie world.

0:25:22.440 --> 0:25:22.800
<v Speaker 3>Nope.

0:25:23.160 --> 0:25:25.480
<v Speaker 2>Yes, right right, so she doesn't get to be part

0:25:25.480 --> 0:25:33.000
<v Speaker 2>of your world. You're still human. I'm right, I get

0:25:33.200 --> 0:25:36.840
<v Speaker 2>back sex with a zombie, So there I'm good. No, no, no,

0:25:37.800 --> 0:25:42.960
<v Speaker 2>you technically yes you could, but it wouldn't be Robin. Okay,

0:25:44.760 --> 0:25:48.280
<v Speaker 2>who would it be? It would be someone in It

0:25:48.280 --> 0:25:51.119
<v Speaker 2>would be a zombie Robin. It wouldn't be Robin's consciousness

0:25:53.280 --> 0:25:56.080
<v Speaker 2>so you're saying you want to should I get But

0:25:56.160 --> 0:25:58.320
<v Speaker 2>wait a second, But then I could just snap my

0:25:58.320 --> 0:26:00.480
<v Speaker 2>fingers and say, you guys would make me much more

0:26:00.480 --> 0:26:03.440
<v Speaker 2>happier if you guys acted, if you guys acted like

0:26:03.520 --> 0:26:06.120
<v Speaker 2>humans and not zombies, and then they would come back.

0:26:06.320 --> 0:26:09.919
<v Speaker 2>You just said more happier. That thing said, no, you

0:26:09.960 --> 0:26:12.159
<v Speaker 2>can't wish for more wishes. So what you're saying is

0:26:12.200 --> 0:26:14.119
<v Speaker 2>not an option. You either put up with the world.

0:26:14.320 --> 0:26:17.560
<v Speaker 2>Everyone's been fucked up, and not the people that used

0:26:17.600 --> 0:26:20.480
<v Speaker 2>to be but you and the four other people of

0:26:20.520 --> 0:26:23.720
<v Speaker 2>five other people can have whatever they want and live

0:26:23.840 --> 0:26:26.560
<v Speaker 2>like kings and gods. But everyone you know is gone.

0:26:28.880 --> 0:26:34.119
<v Speaker 2>And this is cerebral. All you have to say is scary.

0:26:34.160 --> 0:26:37.040
<v Speaker 2>You could say, you know what, I once had dinner

0:26:37.080 --> 0:26:39.800
<v Speaker 2>at a restaurant in Switzerland in two thousand and five,

0:26:40.119 --> 0:26:43.159
<v Speaker 2>the greatest meal of my life, and then they and

0:26:43.200 --> 0:26:47.400
<v Speaker 2>they make it for you. Boom. You drive a hard

0:26:47.440 --> 0:26:49.760
<v Speaker 2>bargain here. Why would I want the real world back?

0:26:50.160 --> 0:26:54.880
<v Speaker 2>There's so much there's so much trouble, there's problems, it's chaos, right,

0:26:55.320 --> 0:26:57.280
<v Speaker 2>So this is a world with no chaos, and you

0:26:57.320 --> 0:26:59.720
<v Speaker 2>could have whatever you want, but everyone you know is gone,

0:27:01.320 --> 0:27:07.680
<v Speaker 2>sign me up. Okay, slices, what would you do? Leave

0:27:07.720 --> 0:27:10.400
<v Speaker 2>us a talk back on all your family and friends? Back?

0:27:10.440 --> 0:27:11.720
<v Speaker 2>Are you want to be treated like a king and

0:27:11.760 --> 0:27:15.560
<v Speaker 2>a god forever? I'm in all right, I know it,

0:27:15.840 --> 0:27:17.680
<v Speaker 2>I know it a world. It will also be a

0:27:18.040 --> 0:27:22.080
<v Speaker 2>world without commercials. Oh what's that like? Because this isn't

0:27:22.080 --> 0:27:29.760
<v Speaker 2>that exactly? All right? Again, I didn't spoil anything other

0:27:30.200 --> 0:27:32.680
<v Speaker 2>spoilers there. But it's a very good show. I recommend

0:27:32.720 --> 0:27:35.200
<v Speaker 2>it highly. It comes out every week on Friday nights,

0:27:35.480 --> 0:27:39.320
<v Speaker 2>not a sponsor, and three episodes have come out. Now,

0:27:39.880 --> 0:27:43.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh what what's today's day? Oh? Today we are? What

0:27:43.440 --> 0:27:48.800
<v Speaker 2>is it? November twenty No, November eighteenth, nineteenth, nineteenth nineteenth. Here,

0:27:48.840 --> 0:27:55.200
<v Speaker 2>eight forty pm. Your president just signed the bill directing

0:27:55.240 --> 0:27:59.600
<v Speaker 2>the Justice Department to publicly release all of the Epstein files.

0:27:59.800 --> 0:28:06.520
<v Speaker 2>So here we go, everybody, it's coming, it's coming, it's coming.

0:28:06.560 --> 0:28:08.320
<v Speaker 2>I heard it. I heard it again. Not to get political,

0:28:08.359 --> 0:28:11.320
<v Speaker 2>but Inny, this is not a political thing. This is

0:28:11.359 --> 0:28:13.760
<v Speaker 2>just oh ship, it's going. It's coming everywhere. Boom boom

0:28:13.760 --> 0:28:16.080
<v Speaker 2>boom boom boom boom boom. Yeah, now you saw you

0:28:16.080 --> 0:28:18.919
<v Speaker 2>saw the email. It's all coming out. Blowing Bubba. The

0:28:18.920 --> 0:28:23.080
<v Speaker 2>blowing Bubba email was great, but I heard it was

0:28:23.400 --> 0:28:28.119
<v Speaker 2>it wasn't Bill Clinton's brother. Yes, it was funny for

0:28:28.160 --> 0:28:33.120
<v Speaker 2>an hour. Yeah. So, so imagine as a parade going by, right,

0:28:33.520 --> 0:28:36.280
<v Speaker 2>and you grab a baton from your basement. Right, you

0:28:36.280 --> 0:28:38.400
<v Speaker 2>have a baton in your basement, and you jump out

0:28:38.400 --> 0:28:40.440
<v Speaker 2>in front of the parade and start walking with the

0:28:40.440 --> 0:28:43.719
<v Speaker 2>baton like you're leading the parade, right, And I was like, oh,

0:28:43.720 --> 0:28:45.920
<v Speaker 2>he's leading the parade, but you're not leading the parade

0:28:46.040 --> 0:28:49.120
<v Speaker 2>because it was already a parade. That's basically what happened

0:28:49.160 --> 0:28:52.880
<v Speaker 2>in the past day two days. Someone realized everyone else

0:28:52.960 --> 0:28:55.400
<v Speaker 2>is already gonna vote for it, and they were like, yeah,

0:28:55.360 --> 0:28:58.080
<v Speaker 2>I vote for it, absolutely, I'm not. Let's go, let

0:28:58.160 --> 0:29:01.680
<v Speaker 2>me get my botinio. But but but you know, really,

0:29:01.760 --> 0:29:06.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm just by the time you hear this podcast, who

0:29:06.160 --> 0:29:08.440
<v Speaker 2>knows what kind of news and what kind of things

0:29:08.480 --> 0:29:10.760
<v Speaker 2>are going to be uncovered, because there's a lot of

0:29:10.760 --> 0:29:13.360
<v Speaker 2>shit that is about to be unearthed. Well, but here's

0:29:13.400 --> 0:29:15.920
<v Speaker 2>the thing, and again I'm not taking aside, hi, I'm

0:29:15.920 --> 0:29:17.959
<v Speaker 2>just telling you, like, what the facts are. Here are

0:29:17.960 --> 0:29:22.600
<v Speaker 2>the facts. The DOJ now has to make a decision

0:29:23.120 --> 0:29:24.840
<v Speaker 2>as to whether or not they're going to release all

0:29:24.880 --> 0:29:27.480
<v Speaker 2>of it, part of it, some of it, redact it,

0:29:27.520 --> 0:29:31.320
<v Speaker 2>meaning cause oh no, he said, go for it, go

0:29:31.400 --> 0:29:34.000
<v Speaker 2>for it. Go everybody. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, no time

0:29:34.040 --> 0:29:36.760
<v Speaker 2>of scenes. You might yeah wink wink. Okay. So here's

0:29:36.760 --> 0:29:39.479
<v Speaker 2>the thing. Some people, I'm just gonna give you some

0:29:39.520 --> 0:29:41.480
<v Speaker 2>facts in case you're not like deep into it, because

0:29:41.520 --> 0:29:43.920
<v Speaker 2>that's a huge story. A lot of people are like, well,

0:29:43.920 --> 0:29:45.880
<v Speaker 2>why didn't Biden release the files if it's such a

0:29:45.920 --> 0:29:48.600
<v Speaker 2>big deal. Here's why, because it's important to what's going

0:29:48.640 --> 0:29:53.440
<v Speaker 2>on today. Gallainne Maxwell, Epstein's girlfriend, partner, whatever she was.

0:29:54.000 --> 0:29:56.160
<v Speaker 2>She went to jail in twenty twenty two and then

0:29:56.200 --> 0:29:59.120
<v Speaker 2>she appealed her case. So because it was an active case,

0:30:00.160 --> 0:30:03.800
<v Speaker 2>they couldn't release the files until the case was settled

0:30:04.280 --> 0:30:07.360
<v Speaker 2>in January twenty twenty five, January of this year. Then

0:30:07.400 --> 0:30:09.640
<v Speaker 2>we were legally able to release the files. They were

0:30:09.680 --> 0:30:12.800
<v Speaker 2>not releasable prior to January. Now here's why I'm bringing

0:30:12.800 --> 0:30:16.160
<v Speaker 2>this up. A couple of days ago, when there were

0:30:16.240 --> 0:30:19.080
<v Speaker 2>names kind of leaking out in those early emails, the

0:30:19.120 --> 0:30:23.480
<v Speaker 2>President said, I want my Department of Justice to investigate

0:30:24.040 --> 0:30:29.840
<v Speaker 2>former President Clinton, some other billionaires, a bank, different things. Right. Okay, Okay,

0:30:29.880 --> 0:30:34.240
<v Speaker 2>here's the thing. If they open up that investigation, then

0:30:34.240 --> 0:30:37.640
<v Speaker 2>they legally can't release the files because there'll be an

0:30:37.640 --> 0:30:42.440
<v Speaker 2>active investigation. What stop being so speculative. I'm just going

0:30:42.480 --> 0:30:45.640
<v Speaker 2>by because I I want to read them. I want to.

0:30:45.680 --> 0:30:47.720
<v Speaker 2>This is you know, I want to. That was the

0:30:47.760 --> 0:30:49.560
<v Speaker 2>point of why I said what I just said, because

0:30:49.560 --> 0:30:52.400
<v Speaker 2>it's let's see where this is going. This made did

0:30:52.440 --> 0:30:55.280
<v Speaker 2>juicee last night, the guy Larry Something. He came out

0:30:55.280 --> 0:30:58.040
<v Speaker 2>and he said, I'm stepping back. I'm stepping out of

0:30:58.040 --> 0:31:01.560
<v Speaker 2>a public life that I was just giving facts. Please

0:31:01.600 --> 0:31:05.560
<v Speaker 2>don't make life time about this the big news, breaking news.

0:31:05.720 --> 0:31:10.160
<v Speaker 2>That's all. No more importantly, I lost my fantasy football

0:31:10.200 --> 0:31:16.920
<v Speaker 2>game by point one four points. Ooh, that has to hurt.

0:31:17.080 --> 0:31:21.040
<v Speaker 2>That has to hurt. That's fourteen yards. That's out of

0:31:21.080 --> 0:31:25.080
<v Speaker 2>my nine players just needed to get fourteen more yards.

0:31:25.560 --> 0:31:28.960
<v Speaker 2>And yeah, I'm told it happens, man, it happens. So

0:31:29.600 --> 0:31:32.080
<v Speaker 2>on ESPN. I was, I'm watching the Monday night game

0:31:32.920 --> 0:31:36.800
<v Speaker 2>and uh, it says my chances of winning are ninety

0:31:36.880 --> 0:31:39.440
<v Speaker 2>nine percent because it was like six minutes left in

0:31:39.440 --> 0:31:41.880
<v Speaker 2>the game and I needed a point and a half, like, oh,

0:31:42.000 --> 0:31:44.240
<v Speaker 2>chances of winning, and then as the game is getting closer,

0:31:44.240 --> 0:31:48.040
<v Speaker 2>it's like ninety chance, yeah, percent chance. And then the

0:31:48.040 --> 0:31:48.480
<v Speaker 2>game ended.

0:31:48.480 --> 0:31:48.680
<v Speaker 1>It was.

0:31:50.240 --> 0:31:54.000
<v Speaker 2>I lost. So I saw I love fantasy. The most

0:31:54.080 --> 0:31:57.280
<v Speaker 2>brilliant thing this is. This is great. You're looking at him,

0:31:57.280 --> 0:32:01.880
<v Speaker 2>thank you. Yeah. So obviously porch pirates are a problem, right,

0:32:02.520 --> 0:32:05.680
<v Speaker 2>and they are. They are the worst, and they deserve

0:32:05.760 --> 0:32:09.280
<v Speaker 2>everything that that that's coming to them. Now, I've been

0:32:09.320 --> 0:32:11.800
<v Speaker 2>seeing a series of videos, right, but not what's coming

0:32:11.840 --> 0:32:14.120
<v Speaker 2>to me. They don't deserve what's coming to me. No,

0:32:14.160 --> 0:32:16.880
<v Speaker 2>they don't know, they don't. They take what's coming to

0:32:16.920 --> 0:32:21.960
<v Speaker 2>you and it goes to them. But I'll say that again. Now,

0:32:22.000 --> 0:32:24.920
<v Speaker 2>people telling me these are AI, I don't know if

0:32:24.960 --> 0:32:27.560
<v Speaker 2>they are not. But there's this one video that is

0:32:27.600 --> 0:32:30.400
<v Speaker 2>just magic and it is not AI. But but have

0:32:30.520 --> 0:32:34.560
<v Speaker 2>you seen the series of videos where they they run

0:32:34.640 --> 0:32:37.840
<v Speaker 2>up to the porch, the porch pirate, and they pick

0:32:37.920 --> 0:32:40.440
<v Speaker 2>up the package and it explodes in their face with

0:32:40.560 --> 0:32:45.000
<v Speaker 2>like with paint, it's like a paint bomb. And then okay,

0:32:45.080 --> 0:32:47.080
<v Speaker 2>so there's a lot of videos out there. You can

0:32:47.120 --> 0:32:51.479
<v Speaker 2>google them. Some of them. The really good ones are

0:32:51.480 --> 0:32:55.120
<v Speaker 2>when the package doesn't explode until they get to their car,

0:32:55.360 --> 0:32:57.040
<v Speaker 2>so they run into the car and then the fucking

0:32:57.080 --> 0:33:00.000
<v Speaker 2>paint goes into the car all over. But there's there's

0:33:00.000 --> 0:33:02.640
<v Speaker 2>there's a series of these where the package blows up

0:33:03.080 --> 0:33:06.480
<v Speaker 2>and it's like bright pink paint, yellow paint, blue paint

0:33:06.760 --> 0:33:09.600
<v Speaker 2>in their face, gets everywhere, gets in their car. I

0:33:09.880 --> 0:33:13.920
<v Speaker 2>think the average person, the average person can create a

0:33:13.960 --> 0:33:17.840
<v Speaker 2>paint point. Well apparently no, you they're expensive, but you can. Yeah, yeah,

0:33:17.920 --> 0:33:21.720
<v Speaker 2>you can actually buy these rigged gifts, right, you could

0:33:22.040 --> 0:33:26.840
<v Speaker 2>buy these rigged Now again, people are telling me, nah,

0:33:26.880 --> 0:33:33.520
<v Speaker 2>that's AI. That's not real. Regard Brody. Regardless if those

0:33:33.560 --> 0:33:37.000
<v Speaker 2>are real or not, you cannot legally buy sellowship a

0:33:37.040 --> 0:33:39.680
<v Speaker 2>package rigged to explode with paint. As such items are

0:33:39.680 --> 0:33:43.480
<v Speaker 2>classified as illegal booby traps or hazardous materials. We're not handled.

0:33:43.520 --> 0:33:46.200
<v Speaker 2>But it doesn't exist always an AI. That's the bigger question.

0:33:46.320 --> 0:33:48.600
<v Speaker 2>All right, But here's what you can do, all right,

0:33:49.560 --> 0:33:52.240
<v Speaker 2>all right, yep, here's what you can do. And this

0:33:52.240 --> 0:33:59.880
<v Speaker 2>this video is not AI. It's real. Somebody packaged up

0:34:00.560 --> 0:34:05.560
<v Speaker 2>their old broken damage TV set and they packaged it

0:34:05.640 --> 0:34:07.640
<v Speaker 2>up and they put it on their porch and they

0:34:07.720 --> 0:34:11.439
<v Speaker 2>just waited and sure enough a porch pirate came had

0:34:11.480 --> 0:34:15.800
<v Speaker 2>fucking hauled that thing away. So they turned a porch

0:34:15.880 --> 0:34:19.640
<v Speaker 2>pirate into a junk lugger and that was fucking hilarious.

0:34:20.239 --> 0:34:22.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's very fun. That's great. So if there's some

0:34:22.440 --> 0:34:25.200
<v Speaker 2>shit that you want to get rid of, brody, that's like,

0:34:25.280 --> 0:34:28.719
<v Speaker 2>ough this garbage box it up, put it on your

0:34:28.719 --> 0:34:32.680
<v Speaker 2>porch and just wait and then somebody's Facebook marketplace take

0:34:32.680 --> 0:34:34.560
<v Speaker 2>your shit out. No, but if it's something that's beyond

0:34:34.640 --> 0:34:39.440
<v Speaker 2>shit broken damage television, that would be amazing. I'm just

0:34:39.480 --> 0:34:44.880
<v Speaker 2>like that. Now, I feel like that's a very brody move. Uh,

0:34:44.960 --> 0:34:47.719
<v Speaker 2>it's a brody move. Now, what I'm reading online is

0:34:48.719 --> 0:34:51.600
<v Speaker 2>if you have a glitter bomb package, it says you

0:34:51.680 --> 0:34:54.240
<v Speaker 2>A lot of influences are putting up videos with glitter

0:34:54.280 --> 0:34:57.759
<v Speaker 2>bomb packages for porch pirates and whatnot. Now, I don't

0:34:57.800 --> 0:35:00.279
<v Speaker 2>know if it would stand up in court, but if

0:35:00.280 --> 0:35:04.799
<v Speaker 2>you get injured opening up a booby trapped package, you

0:35:04.840 --> 0:35:10.759
<v Speaker 2>could sue. Now, whether you win or not is another story. Yeah. Well, yeah,

0:35:10.840 --> 0:35:14.960
<v Speaker 2>imagine that a porch pirate. Yeah, the worst of humanity,

0:35:15.200 --> 0:35:19.600
<v Speaker 2>some of the worst, some of the worst are porch pirates. Hey,

0:35:19.640 --> 0:35:22.000
<v Speaker 2>have you ever been a victim of being a porch pirate,

0:35:22.680 --> 0:35:25.439
<v Speaker 2>slices you drop us a talk back, not of being

0:35:25.440 --> 0:35:28.800
<v Speaker 2>a no arch pirated. Have you ever been porch pirated?

0:35:28.920 --> 0:35:30.719
<v Speaker 2>Or are you a porch pirate? We want to hear

0:35:30.760 --> 0:35:33.239
<v Speaker 2>from you too. No, we don't. You'll not, You'll not,

0:35:33.520 --> 0:35:40.240
<v Speaker 2>you will not remain anonymous. We will not change your voice. Yeah,

0:35:40.360 --> 0:35:43.560
<v Speaker 2>So what else is news? Anything? Good? Well? I started

0:35:43.560 --> 0:35:45.160
<v Speaker 2>telling you about the suit I bought. So the woman

0:35:45.160 --> 0:35:47.719
<v Speaker 2>at Macy's tells me, oh, if you open up a

0:35:47.719 --> 0:35:51.960
<v Speaker 2>Macon's credit card, you have thirty percent off. So I said, well, uh,

0:35:52.239 --> 0:35:54.080
<v Speaker 2>you know, every ten years or so I opened up

0:35:54.080 --> 0:35:55.719
<v Speaker 2>a Macy's credit card for the discount and then I

0:35:55.719 --> 0:35:58.319
<v Speaker 2>don't use it and it gets closed. He said, oh no, no,

0:35:58.520 --> 0:35:59.719
<v Speaker 2>how long has it been. I said, I don't know

0:35:59.719 --> 0:36:01.359
<v Speaker 2>about may be ten years I had it. Oh, oh,

0:36:02.120 --> 0:36:04.680
<v Speaker 2>you should be fine. I said, all right. I said,

0:36:04.680 --> 0:36:07.200
<v Speaker 2>what happens if I already have an account? There's no, No,

0:36:07.280 --> 0:36:08.520
<v Speaker 2>you're fine. So she looks at up. She says, you

0:36:08.560 --> 0:36:11.560
<v Speaker 2>don't have an account. You're good. It's okay, great, Now

0:36:11.640 --> 0:36:14.719
<v Speaker 2>my credit scores is My credit scores are great. I

0:36:14.760 --> 0:36:17.480
<v Speaker 2>have money in the bank. It's all good. We get

0:36:17.560 --> 0:36:20.399
<v Speaker 2>money in the bank. You have money in the that's

0:36:20.480 --> 0:36:23.080
<v Speaker 2>by buy you a drink. You're gonna buy you a

0:36:23.239 --> 0:36:27.400
<v Speaker 2>try Yeah, all right, yo, thirty percent off is like,

0:36:27.840 --> 0:36:30.080
<v Speaker 2>you know, it's it's a couple of hundred bucks almost

0:36:30.120 --> 0:36:32.040
<v Speaker 2>considering how much I'm spending on his suit and his

0:36:32.080 --> 0:36:35.239
<v Speaker 2>shirt and the vest and everything. So I run the

0:36:35.239 --> 0:36:39.040
<v Speaker 2>credit card and she goes, oh, it was declined. I said, what, Yeah,

0:36:39.480 --> 0:36:41.719
<v Speaker 2>you didn't get approved. I said, how could I not

0:36:41.760 --> 0:36:47.799
<v Speaker 2>get approved? Are talking about now? I said, uh, now

0:36:47.840 --> 0:36:51.960
<v Speaker 2>before you slices are like, well, you're unemployed. I I

0:36:52.080 --> 0:36:56.719
<v Speaker 2>put down a household income that was approvable, right, and

0:36:56.760 --> 0:36:59.120
<v Speaker 2>I again, my credit's good, I have money in the bank.

0:36:59.760 --> 0:37:02.839
<v Speaker 2>I have. I just realized something that if you're unemployed

0:37:02.880 --> 0:37:06.120
<v Speaker 2>and you admit that that they might they might know.

0:37:06.200 --> 0:37:09.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm just saying that they could not approval. Here's the thing,

0:37:09.680 --> 0:37:11.920
<v Speaker 2>it's possible for them to not approve it. Right. I

0:37:12.440 --> 0:37:17.600
<v Speaker 2>put down the household income and I included whatever little

0:37:17.640 --> 0:37:19.239
<v Speaker 2>money we make on the Brooklyn Boys, and it came

0:37:19.280 --> 0:37:23.560
<v Speaker 2>to a decent number. Okay, the number, solid number? It

0:37:23.880 --> 0:37:27.359
<v Speaker 2>all right? So she's just so sorry. Just we've been

0:37:27.400 --> 0:37:29.880
<v Speaker 2>having a problem lately where it's been declining people I

0:37:29.880 --> 0:37:32.120
<v Speaker 2>don't know. I don't know. So I take out my

0:37:32.160 --> 0:37:34.120
<v Speaker 2>credit card ma app and I show her I have

0:37:34.239 --> 0:37:37.400
<v Speaker 2>a very high credit score, and she goes, oh my,

0:37:38.000 --> 0:37:39.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm so sorry. I don't know what this could be.

0:37:40.040 --> 0:37:42.120
<v Speaker 2>So not only did I not get the discount or

0:37:42.120 --> 0:37:44.200
<v Speaker 2>thirty percent off, but now I have a credit hit

0:37:44.640 --> 0:37:47.080
<v Speaker 2>on my account. Yeah, because they made it hard inquiry,

0:37:47.280 --> 0:37:50.080
<v Speaker 2>which is a hard inquiry that that that you'll take

0:37:50.080 --> 0:37:51.880
<v Speaker 2>a little bit of a hit for that. Are they

0:37:51.880 --> 0:37:54.759
<v Speaker 2>going to rectify the situation? Well, they told me I'll

0:37:54.760 --> 0:37:56.440
<v Speaker 2>receive a letter in the mail in five to ten

0:37:56.480 --> 0:38:00.080
<v Speaker 2>business days with that possibly might explain, and then I

0:38:00.080 --> 0:38:02.560
<v Speaker 2>can appeal it and come back with the letter and

0:38:02.760 --> 0:38:05.040
<v Speaker 2>and uh. So I called the credit card company. I

0:38:05.400 --> 0:38:08.279
<v Speaker 2>called the division that handles it, and I got, you know,

0:38:08.960 --> 0:38:16.080
<v Speaker 2>not in America. When I answered yes, oh uh, he

0:38:16.120 --> 0:38:20.680
<v Speaker 2>said his name was Cliff. Okay, this is Cliff. Okay,

0:38:20.840 --> 0:38:23.480
<v Speaker 2>you're not Cliff right. Then he goes, I gotta transfer

0:38:23.520 --> 0:38:27.319
<v Speaker 2>you to the applications department. So then I so, then

0:38:27.320 --> 0:38:30.680
<v Speaker 2>I got I got let me check my notes here, Janet.

0:38:31.200 --> 0:38:34.560
<v Speaker 2>I got Janet, and Janet says to me, oh, yeah,

0:38:34.560 --> 0:38:36.440
<v Speaker 2>we can't help you, I said, But Cliff told me

0:38:36.480 --> 0:38:38.839
<v Speaker 2>you guys can help me. Yeah, you'll get a letter

0:38:38.880 --> 0:38:41.359
<v Speaker 2>in the mail I got. I know, but I want

0:38:41.360 --> 0:38:44.479
<v Speaker 2>to fix this because I want my discount. Uh, there's

0:38:44.480 --> 0:38:45.960
<v Speaker 2>nobody here that can tell you why you would you

0:38:45.960 --> 0:38:48.320
<v Speaker 2>would turn down? Wow, you'll get a letter. Will the

0:38:48.400 --> 0:38:52.200
<v Speaker 2>letter tell me? Probably not. So I'm gonna get a

0:38:52.239 --> 0:38:54.319
<v Speaker 2>letter confirming I was turned down. Wud already know it's

0:38:54.360 --> 0:38:58.280
<v Speaker 2>not gonna tell me why. So I bought a suit.

0:38:59.400 --> 0:39:01.719
<v Speaker 2>At that point, Gary, I couldn't put anything back. No, no,

0:39:01.760 --> 0:39:04.239
<v Speaker 2>you had to go forward with it. I like, oh,

0:39:04.280 --> 0:39:05.960
<v Speaker 2>I didn't get the I didn't get the thing. Well,

0:39:05.960 --> 0:39:08.160
<v Speaker 2>then put the shirt back and I'll go some and

0:39:08.239 --> 0:39:10.799
<v Speaker 2>get a cheap shirt. Like I felt awkward. So I'm like,

0:39:10.840 --> 0:39:13.279
<v Speaker 2>you know what, I'll just buy it and then if

0:39:13.320 --> 0:39:16.399
<v Speaker 2>if it's a problem, then I'll buy a cheap shirt

0:39:16.400 --> 0:39:18.080
<v Speaker 2>somewhere else. And we turned this one. But I wasn't

0:39:18.080 --> 0:39:20.080
<v Speaker 2>gonna like not take it there and be like, oh,

0:39:20.080 --> 0:39:22.000
<v Speaker 2>well I'm not getting my discount. Take the shirt back,

0:39:22.239 --> 0:39:23.680
<v Speaker 2>you know, like what like when you go to buy

0:39:23.680 --> 0:39:26.160
<v Speaker 2>groceries and like it's too it's more money than you have,

0:39:26.239 --> 0:39:29.040
<v Speaker 2>and like, uh, put the chicken back, and yeah, can

0:39:29.239 --> 0:39:31.880
<v Speaker 2>the cans of corn? And you say, which terrible? What

0:39:31.880 --> 0:39:33.759
<v Speaker 2>do you have to do that? So yeah, I got

0:39:33.760 --> 0:39:38.880
<v Speaker 2>denied and I'm telling you, oh, yeah, I should have

0:39:38.920 --> 0:39:40.960
<v Speaker 2>mentioned we've had that problem. So then the manager, she goes,

0:39:41.000 --> 0:39:42.600
<v Speaker 2>let me call my manager see if they can fix it.

0:39:42.840 --> 0:39:44.640
<v Speaker 2>So she calls the manager and he says, would you

0:39:44.680 --> 0:39:46.920
<v Speaker 2>like to run it again? We can give it another shot.

0:39:47.000 --> 0:39:48.239
<v Speaker 2>And I said, if I run it again when I

0:39:48.239 --> 0:39:50.719
<v Speaker 2>get another credit hit, yes, yeah, I don't do that.

0:39:51.360 --> 0:39:55.840
<v Speaker 2>Now I'm not getting a second credit hit. She's just, oh, yeah,

0:39:55.920 --> 0:39:58.399
<v Speaker 2>we've been having a problem. I said, oh okay, well

0:39:58.400 --> 0:39:59.520
<v Speaker 2>what are you gonna do? Can you take the can

0:39:59.560 --> 0:40:01.560
<v Speaker 2>you take the hit off my credit report? Now we

0:40:01.560 --> 0:40:03.600
<v Speaker 2>can't do that. There's no way to do that. So

0:40:03.680 --> 0:40:07.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm fucked, double fucked. So I'm gonna wear that suit

0:40:07.400 --> 0:40:09.520
<v Speaker 2>to go play pickleball to get my money's worth, is

0:40:09.560 --> 0:40:17.920
<v Speaker 2>what I'm saying. Okay, oh my god, Oh update you

0:40:18.000 --> 0:40:20.280
<v Speaker 2>wanted to know about? Well maybe you didn't. I didn't,

0:40:20.480 --> 0:40:23.279
<v Speaker 2>but I you know, I had my I had my

0:40:23.480 --> 0:40:26.480
<v Speaker 2>uh all the Brooklyn boys and then we went up

0:40:26.480 --> 0:40:29.719
<v Speaker 2>we went up to Yeah, we went camping. We didn't

0:40:29.760 --> 0:40:34.120
<v Speaker 2>go camping. We went up to Hudson Vallance. We were

0:40:34.160 --> 0:40:36.640
<v Speaker 2>not pitching tents. Bro We stayed at my buddy's house.

0:40:37.000 --> 0:40:41.640
<v Speaker 2>Did you blow Bubba in the woods? I was up there.

0:40:42.000 --> 0:40:43.960
<v Speaker 2>We went to uh well, first of all, we went

0:40:44.000 --> 0:40:48.080
<v Speaker 2>to Cornwall on Hudson and uh you a cornwalling? And

0:40:48.120 --> 0:40:50.120
<v Speaker 2>we went to Now we went to our favorite place

0:40:50.160 --> 0:40:52.840
<v Speaker 2>we did it, did it three years in a row now,

0:40:53.000 --> 0:40:57.239
<v Speaker 2>the Drowned Lands Brewery in Warwick, New York. We had

0:40:57.239 --> 0:41:00.000
<v Speaker 2>an awesome time drinking all afternoon, hanging out there. It's

0:41:00.239 --> 0:41:03.720
<v Speaker 2>artisanal pizza there that they you know, beautiful old school

0:41:03.719 --> 0:41:07.280
<v Speaker 2>pizza oven. Wait a minute. Artisanal pizza means it's handmade

0:41:07.360 --> 0:41:10.880
<v Speaker 2>like all pizza. Yeah, hand made, well, artisical, but the

0:41:11.480 --> 0:41:14.560
<v Speaker 2>rustic kind, you know you know what I mean, right,

0:41:14.640 --> 0:41:17.319
<v Speaker 2>not the mass produced pizza had had, wouldn't it. It

0:41:17.400 --> 0:41:21.160
<v Speaker 2>wasn't Papa John's dick. It was an actual, real like

0:41:21.800 --> 0:41:26.919
<v Speaker 2>handmade calling it artisanal, no, it was. It was good.

0:41:26.920 --> 0:41:29.239
<v Speaker 2>We had a good time there all afternoon, and then

0:41:29.280 --> 0:41:31.399
<v Speaker 2>we went up. We went up to Beacon, New York,

0:41:31.440 --> 0:41:36.920
<v Speaker 2>which is really Beacon's beautiful Beacon. Beacon is you can

0:41:36.920 --> 0:41:41.319
<v Speaker 2>go antiquing Antiakon and Beacon you can. We we didn't

0:41:41.320 --> 0:41:43.360
<v Speaker 2>go antiquing, but but we we went been to the

0:41:43.400 --> 0:41:45.680
<v Speaker 2>I've been to the Beacon theater. Now can you see

0:41:45.680 --> 0:41:51.439
<v Speaker 2>beacon from a long distance? Is that a joke? Yeah,

0:41:51.440 --> 0:41:53.840
<v Speaker 2>like if you're beacon. Yeah, that's where I thought you

0:41:53.840 --> 0:41:55.920
<v Speaker 2>were going with that. There's no lake. You didn't go

0:41:55.920 --> 0:41:57.120
<v Speaker 2>out on the lake. I was thinking maybe you go

0:41:57.120 --> 0:41:59.800
<v Speaker 2>out a lake and no, no, no, we went to

0:41:59.880 --> 0:42:02.959
<v Speaker 2>a restaurant, I mean a couple of bars. Uh yeah,

0:42:02.960 --> 0:42:06.280
<v Speaker 2>in the sleeping situation, it was a little awkward, but uh,

0:42:06.400 --> 0:42:08.840
<v Speaker 2>you know, something was on the bottom. I nope, I

0:42:09.160 --> 0:42:11.120
<v Speaker 2>was a room in the room by myself, in the

0:42:11.120 --> 0:42:13.759
<v Speaker 2>bunk bed bottom. That was by myself, all right, So

0:42:13.760 --> 0:42:15.160
<v Speaker 2>there was no one ever tell you woke up? Were

0:42:15.200 --> 0:42:18.000
<v Speaker 2>you still by yourself? I was still by myself? Of course.

0:42:19.600 --> 0:42:22.120
<v Speaker 2>One thing I noticed, though, when we go out of town,

0:42:22.800 --> 0:42:25.880
<v Speaker 2>you would come to me. You know me, and you

0:42:25.920 --> 0:42:31.040
<v Speaker 2>know me and and Google ratings, right, oh, absolutely, I live.

0:42:31.360 --> 0:42:34.080
<v Speaker 2>I live by my and died by my Google ratings.

0:42:34.280 --> 0:42:36.040
<v Speaker 2>You used to be as a gad guy, you lived

0:42:36.080 --> 0:42:38.879
<v Speaker 2>and died by the gad Well, well I learned that

0:42:39.040 --> 0:42:43.840
<v Speaker 2>and you guys, could this is google able that Yelp

0:42:45.120 --> 0:42:48.320
<v Speaker 2>is bought and paid for and is never an honest review?

0:42:48.520 --> 0:42:51.040
<v Speaker 2>You can you can actually pay. I can't say never

0:42:51.120 --> 0:42:53.080
<v Speaker 2>because I've left honest reviews all right, No, no, no, no, no,

0:42:54.480 --> 0:42:57.520
<v Speaker 2>the reviews you are If you don't, if you're a business,

0:42:57.560 --> 0:43:02.760
<v Speaker 2>a small business, and you're not paying into Yelp, you're screwed.

0:43:02.960 --> 0:43:06.080
<v Speaker 2>But if you pay into Yelp, you can actually pay

0:43:06.200 --> 0:43:11.200
<v Speaker 2>to have bad reviews removed. And are you saying it's

0:43:11.200 --> 0:43:16.399
<v Speaker 2>like the mafia? Yeah, hey a top So you may

0:43:16.400 --> 0:43:20.360
<v Speaker 2>see some four point seven eight to nine on Yelp knowing,

0:43:20.719 --> 0:43:23.400
<v Speaker 2>but the bad reviews have been removed, probably by the

0:43:23.440 --> 0:43:26.239
<v Speaker 2>business because they paid for it. You can't do that

0:43:26.360 --> 0:43:29.799
<v Speaker 2>with Google ratings. So they're right away, right up from

0:43:29.840 --> 0:43:35.719
<v Speaker 2>the jump, they're a lot more honest. Well what I say,

0:43:36.120 --> 0:43:38.760
<v Speaker 2>I got what is the restaurant owner pay one hundred

0:43:38.800 --> 0:43:40.759
<v Speaker 2>people he knows to give great park There are some

0:43:40.880 --> 0:43:43.120
<v Speaker 2>places that may do that that say, hey, leave us

0:43:43.160 --> 0:43:45.080
<v Speaker 2>a great review, you get twenty percent off your bill,

0:43:45.560 --> 0:43:49.040
<v Speaker 2>But for the most part, damn party does that. They're

0:43:49.080 --> 0:43:55.000
<v Speaker 2>pretty they're okay. I would say that they're fairly accurate.

0:43:55.520 --> 0:43:58.600
<v Speaker 2>So when I see with Scary Jones when I'm talking

0:43:58.600 --> 0:44:01.279
<v Speaker 2>about myself on the third person, Scary Jones sees a

0:44:01.320 --> 0:44:04.240
<v Speaker 2>four point five or fourth quarter is scary. You're pretty

0:44:04.280 --> 0:44:07.279
<v Speaker 2>much the third person. Thanks. When I see a four

0:44:07.320 --> 0:44:10.920
<v Speaker 2>point five and above, I get excited because I know

0:44:11.000 --> 0:44:13.680
<v Speaker 2>that that's a special place. It's hard to sustain a

0:44:13.800 --> 0:44:16.759
<v Speaker 2>thousand reviews. Let's say, if a thousand reviews and have

0:44:16.800 --> 0:44:19.680
<v Speaker 2>a four point five and up in New York City

0:44:19.800 --> 0:44:22.799
<v Speaker 2>or the area around here, you're always gonna be It's

0:44:22.800 --> 0:44:26.280
<v Speaker 2>always gonna be a home run. You're never gonna be disappointed. However,

0:44:26.480 --> 0:44:29.480
<v Speaker 2>terrible at maths. You're terrible at math scary because the

0:44:29.480 --> 0:44:32.479
<v Speaker 2>more reviews you have at a four point five means

0:44:32.520 --> 0:44:36.360
<v Speaker 2>the more reviews bad reviews. You needed to bring that

0:44:36.440 --> 0:44:38.359
<v Speaker 2>from a five to a four point five. No no,

0:44:38.360 --> 0:44:41.879
<v Speaker 2>no, no yet, no, no no, you're not understanding not understanding this. No, no,

0:44:41.880 --> 0:44:48.320
<v Speaker 2>no bad no. Hold on the four point five. Nope, okay,

0:44:49.560 --> 0:44:53.080
<v Speaker 2>no one gives it, gives these restaurants five five five,

0:44:53.120 --> 0:44:56.480
<v Speaker 2>I mean the stars. Here's what happens. You gotta play.

0:44:57.800 --> 0:45:02.759
<v Speaker 2>How do I even explain this? Restaurants? Yes, I know,

0:45:02.880 --> 0:45:06.120
<v Speaker 2>but there's gonna be there's gonna be there's gonna be

0:45:06.320 --> 0:45:11.280
<v Speaker 2>like the the law of averages and the or the

0:45:11.280 --> 0:45:14.399
<v Speaker 2>there'll be points taken away because people give it one

0:45:14.480 --> 0:45:17.640
<v Speaker 2>star for let's say, bad service here and there or

0:45:18.080 --> 0:45:20.480
<v Speaker 2>whatever that means. They have a lot of one stars

0:45:20.480 --> 0:45:22.759
<v Speaker 2>to bring it from five to yes. No, but you

0:45:22.800 --> 0:45:26.319
<v Speaker 2>have to no, no, no, no, no. A lot a lot

0:45:26.360 --> 0:45:30.080
<v Speaker 2>of people downvote these fucking places. They're a lot more

0:45:30.120 --> 0:45:34.080
<v Speaker 2>critical and a lot more harsh on Google ratings. So

0:45:34.080 --> 0:45:37.360
<v Speaker 2>so if you have a four point five and above

0:45:37.960 --> 0:45:41.440
<v Speaker 2>in in New York and these places with a thousand

0:45:41.640 --> 0:45:45.680
<v Speaker 2>thousand ratings, it's hard to sustain that. But those those

0:45:45.680 --> 0:45:49.919
<v Speaker 2>are considered amazing restaurants, Those are excellent four point five point,

0:45:49.960 --> 0:45:53.360
<v Speaker 2>four point six, four point seven. It's hard, it's hard

0:45:53.640 --> 0:45:56.080
<v Speaker 2>to keep up. No one's got a fucking five. Oh,

0:45:56.800 --> 0:45:59.480
<v Speaker 2>No one who got a five? Oh? There's always there's

0:45:59.480 --> 0:46:02.439
<v Speaker 2>always an asshole like you out there, and and there's

0:46:02.480 --> 0:46:04.239
<v Speaker 2>a lot of you. There's a lot of Caro. I

0:46:04.280 --> 0:46:06.319
<v Speaker 2>don't leave. I don't leave a lot of car lot

0:46:06.360 --> 0:46:08.879
<v Speaker 2>of Karen I leave good reviews. Here's what I'm gonna say.

0:46:09.040 --> 0:46:12.240
<v Speaker 2>You shop on eBay Okay, I have one hundred percent

0:46:12.360 --> 0:46:17.520
<v Speaker 2>positive ratings. That's different. No, no shout back back. Sometimes

0:46:17.600 --> 0:46:20.799
<v Speaker 2>you'll see a company with a ninety nine point five

0:46:20.840 --> 0:46:24.360
<v Speaker 2>percent positive rating. Now you think that's pretty good, don't you.

0:46:24.600 --> 0:46:27.720
<v Speaker 2>Ninety nine point five percent, that's great. They've sold twenty

0:46:27.719 --> 0:46:31.880
<v Speaker 2>five thousand things. Oh my god. Okay, But then you

0:46:31.920 --> 0:46:35.840
<v Speaker 2>look and you see this eighteen hundred negative reviews. That

0:46:35.920 --> 0:46:40.120
<v Speaker 2>means eighteen times they fucked up. That means out of

0:46:40.120 --> 0:46:45.360
<v Speaker 2>one hundred, uh a half out of one hundred is bad.

0:46:45.600 --> 0:46:48.359
<v Speaker 2>I get that. I get that. That means one out

0:46:48.400 --> 0:46:51.880
<v Speaker 2>of two hundred is bad. I get that. That's pretty

0:46:51.880 --> 0:46:55.000
<v Speaker 2>good odds, except this eighteen hundred bad reviews. I'm not

0:46:55.040 --> 0:46:58.520
<v Speaker 2>buying from them. You should have no bad reviews. Yeah,

0:46:58.520 --> 0:47:00.840
<v Speaker 2>but yeah, but if you do business, if you do

0:47:00.920 --> 0:47:03.320
<v Speaker 2>business on such a large scale like that, you're bound

0:47:03.400 --> 0:47:06.560
<v Speaker 2>to have cola. Not if you read them and they

0:47:06.560 --> 0:47:11.440
<v Speaker 2>get very specific o activity. My point is, no, here's

0:47:11.560 --> 0:47:14.760
<v Speaker 2>here's what you should do. Go to any restaurant review,

0:47:14.880 --> 0:47:18.759
<v Speaker 2>any business review. Don't read the positive reviews. You read

0:47:18.760 --> 0:47:21.480
<v Speaker 2>the negative reviews because if they say and then you

0:47:21.480 --> 0:47:23.680
<v Speaker 2>see if they're valid or not. If somebody writes, I

0:47:23.719 --> 0:47:25.719
<v Speaker 2>went and there's a roach in my pasta, and then

0:47:25.760 --> 0:47:27.480
<v Speaker 2>someone else writes there was a roach in my pasta.

0:47:27.880 --> 0:47:30.520
<v Speaker 2>Then guess what a thousand good reviews. I don't care

0:47:30.840 --> 0:47:33.760
<v Speaker 2>if two people saw roaches in the pasta. I'm out

0:47:33.960 --> 0:47:39.080
<v Speaker 2>saying yourself the time anyone. Chances are those places are

0:47:39.080 --> 0:47:40.839
<v Speaker 2>going to have other things wrong with them as well,

0:47:41.080 --> 0:47:44.200
<v Speaker 2>and they will get down voted a lot quicker, you

0:47:44.239 --> 0:47:47.440
<v Speaker 2>know it is. I don't want to argue with you

0:47:47.480 --> 0:47:51.400
<v Speaker 2>on this Google ratings things for resting, specifically Google Google

0:47:51.520 --> 0:47:55.759
<v Speaker 2>ratings for restaurants. When you see all right, forget about

0:47:55.800 --> 0:47:58.799
<v Speaker 2>what Brody just said for a second. Okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure,

0:47:58.880 --> 0:48:01.759
<v Speaker 2>When you see a four point five and above four

0:48:01.760 --> 0:48:05.399
<v Speaker 2>point six, four point seven, you're in a fucking insanely

0:48:05.560 --> 0:48:08.360
<v Speaker 2>awesome restaurant and you will never go wrong, despite what

0:48:08.400 --> 0:48:10.680
<v Speaker 2>Brody's telling you. And can you go to a restaurant

0:48:10.680 --> 0:48:14.400
<v Speaker 2>with a four point eight that's a great restaurant. Hold on,

0:48:16.880 --> 0:48:20.359
<v Speaker 2>My larger point of this entire conversation is four point

0:48:20.400 --> 0:48:23.480
<v Speaker 2>five is it's trash? It's no, it's not. Four point

0:48:23.480 --> 0:48:27.120
<v Speaker 2>five is awesome. Four point five is really good. It's

0:48:27.160 --> 0:48:30.359
<v Speaker 2>hard to sustain a four point five with a thousand rating.

0:48:30.520 --> 0:48:31.840
<v Speaker 2>Let me ask you a question. But hold on, you

0:48:31.880 --> 0:48:33.719
<v Speaker 2>were in a world where everyone was a zombie and

0:48:33.719 --> 0:48:35.879
<v Speaker 2>you were the only one left alive, would you want

0:48:35.880 --> 0:48:37.600
<v Speaker 2>them to bring you food from a four point five

0:48:37.680 --> 0:48:40.719
<v Speaker 2>or a four point eight. You're not even letting me

0:48:40.760 --> 0:48:44.520
<v Speaker 2>get to finish. Finish, go ahead, I'm sorry. Otherwise Slices

0:48:44.520 --> 0:48:46.200
<v Speaker 2>will tell me that interrupted. Sorry, go ahead. What I'm

0:48:46.239 --> 0:48:52.080
<v Speaker 2>saying is if four point five it just humor me

0:48:52.120 --> 0:48:55.200
<v Speaker 2>for a second, Brody. If four point five and above

0:48:55.520 --> 0:48:59.040
<v Speaker 2>is an amazing, outstanding restaurant, which according to say, which

0:48:59.120 --> 0:49:02.360
<v Speaker 2>fuck Brody it is, trust me, Slices, I'm the foodie

0:49:02.400 --> 0:49:05.600
<v Speaker 2>he's not. Or I'm the man of the people. For

0:49:05.680 --> 0:49:10.680
<v Speaker 2>whatever reason. When you go to a smaller town like

0:49:10.719 --> 0:49:16.640
<v Speaker 2>a beacon or your neighborhood whatever, mm hmm, a four

0:49:16.640 --> 0:49:21.360
<v Speaker 2>point five, who are like a three point five? It

0:49:21.760 --> 0:49:24.040
<v Speaker 2>We went to a place which I was so disappointed.

0:49:24.080 --> 0:49:25.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna give the name out. I don't want

0:49:25.440 --> 0:49:29.120
<v Speaker 2>to ruin their small business. But the food sucked. The

0:49:29.200 --> 0:49:34.920
<v Speaker 2>pork wasn't porking, the steak wasn't staking, it was gross,

0:49:35.400 --> 0:49:40.960
<v Speaker 2>and the food was bland. The tuna tartars, the tuna

0:49:41.040 --> 0:49:43.640
<v Speaker 2>crispy rice had was bland had no taste to it,

0:49:44.000 --> 0:49:47.879
<v Speaker 2>no flavor. Take me to flavor town and we all

0:49:47.880 --> 0:49:49.520
<v Speaker 2>look at each other. I'm like, this is a four

0:49:49.520 --> 0:49:52.120
<v Speaker 2>point five that's supposed to be awesome. This is not

0:49:52.200 --> 0:49:55.160
<v Speaker 2>a four point five, guys, I'm sorry. So I think

0:49:55.239 --> 0:49:57.799
<v Speaker 2>you hate when you're when you're you're tuna tartar is

0:49:57.840 --> 0:50:00.600
<v Speaker 2>not as good as you'd like. Don't hate, that's like,

0:50:01.120 --> 0:50:02.920
<v Speaker 2>no hold on even But we had we spent a

0:50:02.960 --> 0:50:05.640
<v Speaker 2>lot of apps. We sput a lot of apps. But

0:50:06.880 --> 0:50:11.279
<v Speaker 2>I feel like they don't have an advanced palette, so

0:50:11.320 --> 0:50:14.719
<v Speaker 2>they don't know what good food is. Oh there he is.

0:50:18.800 --> 0:50:21.640
<v Speaker 2>That was the big wind up. You went to small

0:50:21.680 --> 0:50:24.520
<v Speaker 2>town America. Yeah, I went to a small town and

0:50:24.560 --> 0:50:28.240
<v Speaker 2>you want you or a tartar? Was the baked Alaska

0:50:28.360 --> 0:50:31.760
<v Speaker 2>taking too long? We all listen. Some people ordered burger

0:50:31.920 --> 0:50:33.960
<v Speaker 2>and fries. They couldn't even do the fries right, they

0:50:33.960 --> 0:50:38.200
<v Speaker 2>were The fries were fucking soggy as hell, as we

0:50:38.239 --> 0:50:43.480
<v Speaker 2>say in Italian shanghat. It was gross, bro, it was disgusting.

0:50:43.520 --> 0:50:46.080
<v Speaker 2>This would not be you would have you would have

0:50:46.239 --> 0:50:49.440
<v Speaker 2>sent three things back. And I was appalled, and we

0:50:49.440 --> 0:50:51.719
<v Speaker 2>were looking at each other, and one buddy was like,

0:50:51.920 --> 0:50:53.800
<v Speaker 2>it has a four point five, it should be awesome,

0:50:53.800 --> 0:50:55.960
<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, you're right, it should be. But I

0:50:56.040 --> 0:50:59.120
<v Speaker 2>came to the conclusion that when you go to smaller

0:51:00.400 --> 0:51:03.440
<v Speaker 2>it takes less to please them and it takes less

0:51:03.640 --> 0:51:07.080
<v Speaker 2>for them to give it high marks. Okay, I would

0:51:07.120 --> 0:51:08.880
<v Speaker 2>like to say two things. If you would listen to

0:51:08.960 --> 0:51:11.719
<v Speaker 2>David Brodie's advice, you would have said four point five,

0:51:11.800 --> 0:51:14.319
<v Speaker 2>I'm not eating there. Second, of all slices, I would

0:51:14.360 --> 0:51:18.080
<v Speaker 2>like to apologize to the large amount of slices that

0:51:18.120 --> 0:51:21.560
<v Speaker 2>live in small town America who enjoy our podcast, who

0:51:21.600 --> 0:51:25.120
<v Speaker 2>have a wonderful palette, a taste palette, and appreciate good food,

0:51:25.440 --> 0:51:28.160
<v Speaker 2>who go to places and get whatever they want, whether

0:51:28.200 --> 0:51:33.440
<v Speaker 2>it's steak or this is not now, this is don't

0:51:33.480 --> 0:51:37.319
<v Speaker 2>try and and couch me as that guy. Okay, this

0:51:37.480 --> 0:51:42.440
<v Speaker 2>is not me throwing shade at because your couch is

0:51:42.480 --> 0:51:46.800
<v Speaker 2>hard and you're not. No who listen in smaller towns.

0:51:47.520 --> 0:51:50.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm just saying I heard what you said. I heard overall, Mike,

0:51:51.000 --> 0:51:56.200
<v Speaker 2>go on overall they It goes back to the pizza conversation.

0:51:56.960 --> 0:51:59.719
<v Speaker 2>We have the best and most available pizza in the

0:51:59.719 --> 0:52:03.080
<v Speaker 2>fuck in the universe. So you in your in Brody

0:52:03.239 --> 0:52:10.120
<v Speaker 2>same similar in Verty's similar and analogy. He'll say, then,

0:52:10.160 --> 0:52:14.080
<v Speaker 2>how can it How can new Haven pizza and people

0:52:14.120 --> 0:52:18.520
<v Speaker 2>there judge what good pizza is. They're in New Haven.

0:52:20.040 --> 0:52:23.200
<v Speaker 2>There's only a few great standout places, So how can

0:52:23.280 --> 0:52:25.360
<v Speaker 2>new Haven be the pizza mecca of the world? To that,

0:52:26.239 --> 0:52:31.400
<v Speaker 2>because people people in Connecticut grew up liking that style

0:52:31.440 --> 0:52:34.000
<v Speaker 2>of pizza, and I get that. But New York has

0:52:34.040 --> 0:52:36.040
<v Speaker 2>all styles of pizza, and we've already beat that to death.

0:52:36.320 --> 0:52:39.120
<v Speaker 2>What you did was you said, anyone from a small

0:52:39.120 --> 0:52:41.719
<v Speaker 2>town has no taste palette. That's what you said. I

0:52:42.640 --> 0:52:46.319
<v Speaker 2>did not say that. I said I did rewind the tape.

0:52:46.360 --> 0:52:48.120
<v Speaker 2>If we had tape, I red. There's no such thing

0:52:48.239 --> 0:52:52.560
<v Speaker 2>as tape. I know no. But and again, this is

0:52:52.600 --> 0:52:56.359
<v Speaker 2>not a bougie thing. This is an observation. There's no

0:52:56.440 --> 0:52:58.520
<v Speaker 2>other way. What you had? What did you have that

0:52:58.560 --> 0:53:02.520
<v Speaker 2>you like? The state tartar? Would no my pork, the caviar,

0:53:02.760 --> 0:53:06.719
<v Speaker 2>the pork chop caviar. It was a pork chop, bro

0:53:07.719 --> 0:53:11.640
<v Speaker 2>it was. And the asparagus sucked, and so and so

0:53:11.960 --> 0:53:14.799
<v Speaker 2>was a golden flake disparagram. We had Brussels sprouts, we

0:53:14.880 --> 0:53:17.160
<v Speaker 2>had you know what was good, the onion rings. The

0:53:17.200 --> 0:53:20.920
<v Speaker 2>onion rings were great, so the onion rings, the onion rings.

0:53:21.280 --> 0:53:25.120
<v Speaker 2>But I'm just trying to search for an answer really

0:53:25.520 --> 0:53:29.560
<v Speaker 2>as to why a four point five, which which by

0:53:29.600 --> 0:53:33.160
<v Speaker 2>the way, is a really great fucking score. Trust me, Okay,

0:53:33.280 --> 0:53:35.200
<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you. In the world, why is a four

0:53:35.239 --> 0:53:38.479
<v Speaker 2>point five? You they're different than a four point five

0:53:38.600 --> 0:53:43.239
<v Speaker 2>in a bigger city, okay. Number one, the people there

0:53:43.719 --> 0:53:47.480
<v Speaker 2>may appreciate the tuna tartar there, or maybe they get

0:53:48.040 --> 0:53:50.319
<v Speaker 2>but maybe they go for onion rings and they give

0:53:50.360 --> 0:53:52.640
<v Speaker 2>it a high score. Maybe they go for the things

0:53:52.640 --> 0:53:55.319
<v Speaker 2>that they liked, that they do well. And you what

0:53:55.440 --> 0:53:59.120
<v Speaker 2>you did, scary. You went to a diner, all right,

0:53:59.200 --> 0:54:02.879
<v Speaker 2>and ordered chicken palm and were disappointed that it wasn't great.

0:54:03.239 --> 0:54:07.319
<v Speaker 2>You went to a diner and ordered something like a

0:54:07.320 --> 0:54:09.960
<v Speaker 2>fancy lobster dish, and you're like, I can't believe that

0:54:10.040 --> 0:54:11.839
<v Speaker 2>the diner didn't do my los to the right way.

0:54:12.360 --> 0:54:14.279
<v Speaker 2>You shouldn't go to a small town then at a

0:54:14.280 --> 0:54:16.080
<v Speaker 2>restaurant you never been to. It isn't known for that

0:54:16.160 --> 0:54:19.279
<v Speaker 2>tun of ta tar in order toun to tatar. Is

0:54:19.320 --> 0:54:22.800
<v Speaker 2>it a seafood place? No? Because you have just proved

0:54:22.800 --> 0:54:26.080
<v Speaker 2>you are a re Tar Tar and I didn't say

0:54:26.120 --> 0:54:27.000
<v Speaker 2>the words. So it's okay.

0:54:27.760 --> 0:54:31.280
<v Speaker 3>The Brooklyn Boys Podcast We will be right back.

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<v Speaker 2>Scary. There's a movie out this weekend. I'm so excited

0:54:35.719 --> 0:54:38.880
<v Speaker 2>for it's it's a movie that you wouldn't see because

0:54:38.880 --> 0:54:41.160
<v Speaker 2>you don't go to the movies. But if you like

0:54:41.880 --> 0:54:47.480
<v Speaker 2>John Wick gun Fo type movies, gun Foo. Yeah. I

0:54:47.560 --> 0:54:50.240
<v Speaker 2>told you about a movie about a year ago called

0:54:51.520 --> 0:54:54.160
<v Speaker 2>I think it was The Train or Train Ride or

0:54:54.200 --> 0:54:57.040
<v Speaker 2>something like that, and it was an Indian film where

0:54:57.239 --> 0:54:59.160
<v Speaker 2>the guy gets on the train and basically that people

0:54:59.160 --> 0:55:00.640
<v Speaker 2>are trying to kill him, so he kills one hundreds

0:55:00.640 --> 0:55:03.200
<v Speaker 2>of people. It's a great movie. Oh it's called Kill.

0:55:03.440 --> 0:55:08.040
<v Speaker 2>It's called Kill anyway if you like that kind of movie,

0:55:08.239 --> 0:55:12.960
<v Speaker 2>NonStop action, no plot necessary, not a lot of dialogue,

0:55:13.120 --> 0:55:17.040
<v Speaker 2>just the clever ways to kill people. A movie came

0:55:17.040 --> 0:55:19.839
<v Speaker 2>out about a year and a half ago called Se

0:55:19.880 --> 0:55:25.719
<v Speaker 2>Sue sis U. Takes place in the forties or in

0:55:25.760 --> 0:55:29.640
<v Speaker 2>the thirties, so the Nazis exists at that point, and

0:55:29.680 --> 0:55:33.000
<v Speaker 2>it's a guy I think he's from Finland and he's

0:55:33.000 --> 0:55:36.359
<v Speaker 2>on the Finland German border, so he's near the border

0:55:36.400 --> 0:55:42.000
<v Speaker 2>of Germany. Okay, I think it's Finland. If anyway they

0:55:42.160 --> 0:55:43.640
<v Speaker 2>they I'm not gonna tell you too much about that

0:55:43.680 --> 0:55:49.680
<v Speaker 2>movie other than people kill his family, and like any

0:55:49.680 --> 0:55:51.920
<v Speaker 2>good action film where somebody kills your family, you want

0:55:51.920 --> 0:55:54.960
<v Speaker 2>to make them pay. And he goes go see this

0:55:55.000 --> 0:55:58.480
<v Speaker 2>movie c Sue Si Su and he doesn't speak. The

0:55:58.640 --> 0:56:01.759
<v Speaker 2>man doesn't speak. He doesn't talk the whole movie. He

0:56:01.840 --> 0:56:04.720
<v Speaker 2>may have like two words. He's just a big burly

0:56:04.760 --> 0:56:08.839
<v Speaker 2>man with a beard, and he kills people in unique, hilarious,

0:56:09.640 --> 0:56:13.120
<v Speaker 2>kick ass ways. And it's a lot of Nazis. You're like, yeah,

0:56:13.239 --> 0:56:19.480
<v Speaker 2>kill those Nazis. Okay, it was fantastic. This weekend's scary.

0:56:19.600 --> 0:56:24.920
<v Speaker 2>The sequel is out and it's called Cisu Road to Revenge,

0:56:25.480 --> 0:56:29.239
<v Speaker 2>and just like the last one, terrific reviews ninety eight

0:56:29.239 --> 0:56:31.640
<v Speaker 2>percent on Rotten Tomatoes four and a half out of

0:56:31.680 --> 0:56:34.000
<v Speaker 2>five stars, which, by the way, four and a half

0:56:34.000 --> 0:56:36.200
<v Speaker 2>out of five stars is better than a restaurant that

0:56:36.200 --> 0:56:40.160
<v Speaker 2>gets four and a half out of Okay, rody whatever, because

0:56:40.200 --> 0:56:42.640
<v Speaker 2>movies don't typically get one star, so four and a

0:56:42.680 --> 0:56:46.120
<v Speaker 2>half means it's probably mostly fours and fives, whereas restaurants

0:56:46.120 --> 0:56:48.359
<v Speaker 2>get a lot of ones. And two's that bring it down.

0:56:48.400 --> 0:56:50.360
<v Speaker 2>It's a different rating system before you're like four and

0:56:50.360 --> 0:56:54.279
<v Speaker 2>a half. I'm recommending going to see Seasu. Now that

0:56:54.400 --> 0:56:57.719
<v Speaker 2>being said, I had a little problem at Taco Bell

0:56:58.680 --> 0:57:00.759
<v Speaker 2>because I think I told you this. They brought back

0:57:00.760 --> 0:57:03.080
<v Speaker 2>the chili cheese burrito. Did I tell you this story? No,

0:57:03.280 --> 0:57:06.280
<v Speaker 2>for a limited time only they did. Oh oh okay,

0:57:06.400 --> 0:57:09.719
<v Speaker 2>yeah you did. They brought back nineties week, nineties month,

0:57:10.280 --> 0:57:13.600
<v Speaker 2>and it was supposed to end November first, nineties month

0:57:13.680 --> 0:57:17.920
<v Speaker 2>is over. Well. On my Facebook feed, Taco Bell, your

0:57:17.920 --> 0:57:22.680
<v Speaker 2>official Facebook account and Instagram advertised, we heard you. We're

0:57:22.800 --> 0:57:26.720
<v Speaker 2>keeping the chili chili cheese burrito on the menu. Great,

0:57:26.840 --> 0:57:30.120
<v Speaker 2>You're not alone. I'm so excited and I just can't

0:57:30.160 --> 0:57:32.360
<v Speaker 2>hide it. So I go to a place and order.

0:57:32.400 --> 0:57:34.440
<v Speaker 2>I told you this last week, and it's no longer

0:57:34.440 --> 0:57:37.760
<v Speaker 2>in the app. Gone. So they told me they could

0:57:37.760 --> 0:57:40.720
<v Speaker 2>add it to my order. Okay, I remember this, yes,

0:57:40.880 --> 0:57:43.160
<v Speaker 2>this whole yep. I don't know how to do that, Okay,

0:57:43.960 --> 0:57:47.800
<v Speaker 2>So I emailed a comment to corporate. In the app,

0:57:47.800 --> 0:57:50.200
<v Speaker 2>it says email us your comments, give us feedback, and

0:57:50.240 --> 0:57:51.960
<v Speaker 2>I said, hey, you know, I'm a big fan of

0:57:51.960 --> 0:57:54.360
<v Speaker 2>the chili cheese burrito, and I gave them. It says

0:57:54.400 --> 0:57:56.280
<v Speaker 2>what location you have to put in what store you

0:57:56.320 --> 0:57:58.040
<v Speaker 2>went to? And I said, listen, I live in New

0:57:58.120 --> 0:58:00.920
<v Speaker 2>Jersey at this store. It's not in the app you're

0:58:00.960 --> 0:58:04.640
<v Speaker 2>selling it. It's not in the app. So I get

0:58:04.640 --> 0:58:07.280
<v Speaker 2>a phone call a couple of days ago from Mike.

0:58:07.880 --> 0:58:10.240
<v Speaker 2>Mike is the manager of the Taco Bell that I

0:58:10.280 --> 0:58:13.200
<v Speaker 2>go to. I said, hey, Mike, what's going on. He goes, hey,

0:58:13.760 --> 0:58:18.200
<v Speaker 2>I got you your email and it gets flagged as

0:58:18.240 --> 0:58:20.640
<v Speaker 2>a criticism of our store, even though it was about

0:58:20.680 --> 0:58:23.200
<v Speaker 2>the app. I said, I didn't criticize your store. You

0:58:23.240 --> 0:58:25.600
<v Speaker 2>guys are great. All I said was he goes, yeah,

0:58:25.640 --> 0:58:28.640
<v Speaker 2>But because you listed our store at the beginning when

0:58:28.640 --> 0:58:31.520
<v Speaker 2>it asked you, corporate doesn't even see it. It goes

0:58:31.640 --> 0:58:33.960
<v Speaker 2>right to the local store. So, guys, if you go

0:58:34.000 --> 0:58:35.760
<v Speaker 2>to Taco Bell and you want to complain to corporate

0:58:35.800 --> 0:58:39.000
<v Speaker 2>about something you can't, it goes right to the local store.

0:58:40.080 --> 0:58:41.959
<v Speaker 2>So it's got to be an idea for this. There's

0:58:41.960 --> 0:58:44.320
<v Speaker 2>got to be a way to find someone's email address

0:58:44.360 --> 0:58:46.680
<v Speaker 2>in the corporate chain. I guess there is. Go on

0:58:46.720 --> 0:58:48.560
<v Speaker 2>LinkedIn or call the eight hundred number. But the point

0:58:48.600 --> 0:58:52.000
<v Speaker 2>is the app fucked me. So then Mike is like, hey, man,

0:58:52.200 --> 0:58:54.520
<v Speaker 2>I have to make sure you're happy so I can

0:58:54.560 --> 0:58:56.840
<v Speaker 2>report to my regional so we don't get a strike

0:58:56.880 --> 0:58:59.200
<v Speaker 2>against us. I said, Mike, I love you guys. I'm

0:58:59.280 --> 0:59:02.200
<v Speaker 2>there all the time, nothing but Rave reviews, except you

0:59:02.200 --> 0:59:03.360
<v Speaker 2>know a couple of years ago when you used to

0:59:03.400 --> 0:59:05.240
<v Speaker 2>make me pull over by the garbage because you didn't

0:59:05.280 --> 0:59:06.840
<v Speaker 2>want me to sit and get timed. But I didn't

0:59:06.840 --> 0:59:09.480
<v Speaker 2>bring that up. They don't do that anymore, he says. Listen,

0:59:09.920 --> 0:59:12.680
<v Speaker 2>here's what I'm gonna do. I feel terrible, he said.

0:59:12.720 --> 0:59:14.919
<v Speaker 2>If you can't order it through the app. My name's Mike.

0:59:15.800 --> 0:59:18.720
<v Speaker 2>You come in. I'm there almost every day, and I'm

0:59:18.720 --> 0:59:20.720
<v Speaker 2>going to give you. I'm going to give you some

0:59:20.760 --> 0:59:25.479
<v Speaker 2>free chili cheese burritos as my way of saying it's nice.

0:59:25.680 --> 0:59:28.640
<v Speaker 2>I said, Oh, that's terrific. That's terrific, he said. But listen,

0:59:28.680 --> 0:59:31.760
<v Speaker 2>I gotta be honest with you. They're taking it away.

0:59:31.800 --> 0:59:34.840
<v Speaker 2>In New Jersey. It's a regional item, and in some

0:59:34.880 --> 0:59:38.160
<v Speaker 2>parts of the country it's staying like Arizona, New Mexico.

0:59:38.520 --> 0:59:41.320
<v Speaker 2>But here in New Jersey it's going off the menu

0:59:41.560 --> 0:59:44.120
<v Speaker 2>and individual franchise owners can decide if they want to

0:59:44.200 --> 0:59:47.240
<v Speaker 2>order the seasoning, but we are not. I have forty

0:59:47.320 --> 0:59:50.880
<v Speaker 2>pounds of seasoning at the store and our boss decided

0:59:51.000 --> 0:59:53.080
<v Speaker 2>we're not going to sell it anymore. So if you want,

0:59:53.160 --> 0:59:55.720
<v Speaker 2>I'll give you a big bag in seasoning for free.

0:59:55.800 --> 0:59:58.120
<v Speaker 2>I can't do anything with it, I said, what am

0:59:58.160 --> 0:59:59.720
<v Speaker 2>I going to do with a pound of seasoning? He goes,

1:00:00.040 --> 1:00:01.880
<v Speaker 2>could make tacos, You could do whatever you want, and

1:00:01.920 --> 1:00:03.760
<v Speaker 2>you can read you'll have that. I was about to say,

1:00:03.760 --> 1:00:06.240
<v Speaker 2>you'll have that flavor on just about anything that you want.

1:00:07.120 --> 1:00:09.080
<v Speaker 2>So I said great. So he says, come by, So

1:00:09.080 --> 1:00:11.160
<v Speaker 2>I said, I, I'll come by in a couple of days.

1:00:11.400 --> 1:00:15.680
<v Speaker 2>So today is what Wednesday. I went by Monday a full.

1:00:15.800 --> 1:00:17.160
<v Speaker 2>I was like, I'll get some lunch. I'm gonna go

1:00:17.160 --> 1:00:19.360
<v Speaker 2>buy and I'll get a couple of free chili cheese

1:00:19.360 --> 1:00:22.600
<v Speaker 2>burritos because, as he told me, it's expiring. They're taking

1:00:22.640 --> 1:00:25.600
<v Speaker 2>it off the menu. I had five days. That was Monday,

1:00:25.800 --> 1:00:29.840
<v Speaker 2>which means Friday or Saturday roughly it's gone. So I'm like,

1:00:29.840 --> 1:00:31.560
<v Speaker 2>you know what, I'm gonna get a couple. So I go,

1:00:31.680 --> 1:00:34.400
<v Speaker 2>and I go, and I it's in the app scary

1:00:34.400 --> 1:00:36.280
<v Speaker 2>it's back in the app. I couldn't be more excited.

1:00:36.560 --> 1:00:38.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, holy shit, it's back in the app. I

1:00:38.440 --> 1:00:41.040
<v Speaker 2>guess somebody heard me. So I order five of them.

1:00:41.200 --> 1:00:43.240
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, fuck it, I'm gonna order enough. It's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>get me through the week because they'll give me gone.

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<v Speaker 2>I go to the drive through. The AI says, is

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<v Speaker 2>this your order to look? Correct? Is you want to look?

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<v Speaker 2>I guess it does. I'm so excited, and I pull around.

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<v Speaker 2>I figure, you know what, I'm gonna buy five and

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<v Speaker 2>if Mike's there, he'll give me a couple of extra

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<v Speaker 2>because he sees I'm I'm a legit fan of the

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<v Speaker 2>chili cheese brito. I get to the window. I get

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<v Speaker 2>to the window and there's the woman with the headset

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<v Speaker 2>and one of the cooks, the tall guy, And I said, Hi, yeah, Hi,

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<v Speaker 2>how you doing? You ordered the five chili cheese Britos? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>I did. Is Mike here? No, Mike's not here. Oh okay,

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<v Speaker 2>what's up? Can you pull around and come in the store. Why, well,

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<v Speaker 2>there's a line of cars behind you. No, I get that,

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<v Speaker 2>But why do you want to come in the store?

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<v Speaker 2>She says, we have to heat up the chili for

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<v Speaker 2>the chili cheese burrito, and we have to mix it,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's gonna be it's gonna be a little while.

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<v Speaker 2>And I said, what do you mean it's on the menu.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean. Yeah, we didn't make any of

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<v Speaker 2>this morning, and we have to mix it and put

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<v Speaker 2>the seasoning on it and put the So she says,

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<v Speaker 2>have you come in, it'll be like ten minutes tops.

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<v Speaker 2>So I said, you know what, I'm good, just cancel

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<v Speaker 2>my order. Sheas, you have to cancel the order in

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<v Speaker 2>the app. I said, I no problem. Meanwhile, it's her fault.

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<v Speaker 2>So I pull over and I pull over by the

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<v Speaker 2>garbage pail and I go to cancel the order. I

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<v Speaker 2>can't cancel the order. Scary, Why because not only the restaurant. No,

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<v Speaker 2>the restaurant has already started making your order. Oh you

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<v Speaker 2>can't cancel it. Oh shit. So I had to go

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<v Speaker 2>in now because I just rang up like fifteen dollars

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<v Speaker 2>worth of chili cheese burritos. So I had to go

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<v Speaker 2>in and I had to get my money back, so

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't get any chili cheese burritos. I said, when's

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<v Speaker 2>Mike going to be here? We don't have Mike's schedule.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know if Mike works there. I need

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<v Speaker 2>a chili brit scary before they take them off the Metica. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>why don't you, Why don't you go to a restaurant

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<v Speaker 2>that serves him in a four point seven rather than

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<v Speaker 2>the three point eight taco bell that you decided to

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<v Speaker 2>go to. Okay, scary, All the taco bells are three

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<v Speaker 2>point seven exactly, They really are, every single one of them. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but I love them. That's it. Yeah, just a public service.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. This has been on my mind lately

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<v Speaker 2>at service announcement. No, I just this is this is again,

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<v Speaker 2>this is the uh, the the the crumbling of of

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<v Speaker 2>of humanity. Okay, there's ay who doesn't care if humanity does.

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<v Speaker 2>Another viral trend that I'm seeing where people are filming

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<v Speaker 2>themselves in traffic passing a car wreck and then the

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<v Speaker 2>car is like upside down or wrapped around the tree,

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<v Speaker 2>and the people are going through the worst their likes life,

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<v Speaker 2>and and you hear them say you can't part there,

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<v Speaker 2>and then the people get fucking angry, and they're already

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<v Speaker 2>in a time of despair and pissed off. They're trying

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<v Speaker 2>to be funny. They're they're rage baiting. They're rage baiting

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<v Speaker 2>the people that are already having a shitty fucking day. No,

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<v Speaker 2>they're trying to get a fun video where it's like,

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<v Speaker 2>Aha'm being funny. You can well it's a viral trend

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<v Speaker 2>and it's got a fucking stop. You don't, you don't.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't do that to people in their worst moment,

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<v Speaker 2>in their worst hour, when they're when they're agonizing, or

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<v Speaker 2>god forbid, somebody's trapped in a vehicle or something, or

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<v Speaker 2>they're they're hurt and they're they're all they get people

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<v Speaker 2>when they're all discombobulated, when they're all like and they go,

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<v Speaker 2>you can't park there, you know, it's illegal to park there.

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<v Speaker 2>And then the people, some of them come running at

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<v Speaker 2>trying to you know, running at the cars, and then

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<v Speaker 2>they speed away. But that's fucked up other than I

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<v Speaker 2>looked in the comments and some people are like, oh no,

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<v Speaker 2>that was a voiceover. They just voiced that over. They

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<v Speaker 2>just found that d No. No, A lot of them

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<v Speaker 2>are actually real, A lot of them are And that's

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<v Speaker 2>pretty shitty. I don't know, that's all. I just wanted

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<v Speaker 2>to say that there's no punchline here, there's no funny moment,

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<v Speaker 2>there's no haha, that's just rude. Does and then did

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<v Speaker 2>the package explode and pink on all over the people

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<v Speaker 2>that were exactly just be better at people. You didn't

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<v Speaker 2>see these their rage baiting videos. But yeah, they they

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<v Speaker 2>want to make a funny viral video. They think they're

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<v Speaker 2>going to get clicks and likes and follows, and they're

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<v Speaker 2>just at other people's expenses. While people are are in

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<v Speaker 2>an accident on the side of the road, they have

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<v Speaker 2>to fucking yell that out the window. Yeah, that's terrible,

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<v Speaker 2>terrible people. All right, on that note, that down note,

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<v Speaker 2>We'll be right back, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>With Scary and Brodie.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Scary, would you like to hear a terrible

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<v Speaker 2>voiceover commercial or some Facebook riddles with some really bad answers?

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<v Speaker 2>I want to hear and I actually want to hear

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<v Speaker 2>the audio. Okay, let me plug this in if you can.

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<v Speaker 2>I I edited out the company names. You might hear

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<v Speaker 2>like a little glitch in the middle. But this is

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<v Speaker 2>supposed to be a husband and wife or a brother

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<v Speaker 2>and sister or whatever talking about their problems and making

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<v Speaker 2>it sound natural. Now she's average at best, but he's terrible.

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<v Speaker 2>You've heard these commercials, Oh, Mike, the sink's broken again,

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<v Speaker 2>and they're like, we really should have brought insurance. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we should have. So listen to this commercial and tell

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<v Speaker 2>me how this guy, what would you hire this company

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<v Speaker 2>that hired these people as their voice over people. Listen

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<v Speaker 2>to the guy.

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<v Speaker 3>You're telling me credit cards are maxed out?

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<v Speaker 2>Kay. So he should have said, you're telling me right.

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<v Speaker 2>Our bills are piling up, and he should have said,

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<v Speaker 2>you're telling me, But instead he says, you're telling me.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, up, you're telling me credit cards are maxed out,

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<v Speaker 3>red as due, and the car payments right around the corner.

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<v Speaker 3>He needs some extra cash.

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<v Speaker 4>Want my friend from work out and back the then

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<v Speaker 4>she needed the next day?

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<v Speaker 3>Our credit is not great? Are you sure that would

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<v Speaker 3>work for us?

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<v Speaker 2>Our credit is Oh my god, that is so bad.

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<v Speaker 2>That's bad acting. Feel it gets worse. Here we go

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<v Speaker 2>one of the.

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<v Speaker 4>Largest personal loan networks.

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<v Speaker 3>Sounds like it's going to be a hassle.

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<v Speaker 2>Sounds like hassle crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>She did it right from her phone during our lunch break.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you telling me you couldn't get anyone else to

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<v Speaker 2>do this commercial? And the writing is pissed poor. Also,

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<v Speaker 2>you're telling me, yeah, she's telling you exact exactly. No, no,

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<v Speaker 2>go back, go back to that other line. What did

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<v Speaker 2>she say?

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<v Speaker 3>Up, you're telling me credit cards are maxed out?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you notice they edited it so there's no space.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no space. You're telling me credit you're telling me

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<v Speaker 2>credit cards all lot of play.

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<v Speaker 3>You're telling me credit cards are matched out. Renisdu and

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<v Speaker 3>the car payments right around the corner. He needs some

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<v Speaker 3>extra cash.

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<v Speaker 4>Want my friend from workday and that the many she

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<v Speaker 4>needed the next day.

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<v Speaker 3>Our credit is not great. Are you sure that would

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<v Speaker 3>work for us?

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<v Speaker 4>Tom is one of the largest personal loan network.

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<v Speaker 3>Sounds like it's going to be a hassle.

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<v Speaker 4>My friend said it was super easy. She did it

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<v Speaker 4>right from her phone during her lunch break.

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<v Speaker 2>She didn't right, I found it. Yeah, you're telling me,

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<v Speaker 2>is there more? No, that's it. I I edited up.

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<v Speaker 2>Like the voice the voiceover guy at the end is like,

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<v Speaker 2>you should use this company. He's terrible also, but he

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<v Speaker 2>kept saying the name of the company. I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to edit it. I can't believe, like like she's so

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<v Speaker 2>surprised by her own statement. She did it right from

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<v Speaker 2>her phone. I mean, I don't know how else would

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<v Speaker 2>you fucking do it? Like this is like twive. It's amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>You pick up a phone and you and you're able

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<v Speaker 2>to complete a task right from the desk. Her bills

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<v Speaker 2>paid to her phone, right from her desk. Mind you.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, she wasn't anywhere else. She was at her desk,

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<v Speaker 2>her own She was in her hometown where the restaurants

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<v Speaker 2>get a four point five. She didn't have to go

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<v Speaker 2>to a big city on her phone. Scaring shit, they're

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<v Speaker 2>so amazed. You're telling me, you're telling me from now

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<v Speaker 2>on scary when you say something shocking, I'm gonna go.

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<v Speaker 2>You're telling me, you're telling me. Hey, did we talk

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<v Speaker 2>about how gen Z thinks cash is cringe? Oh, it's

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<v Speaker 2>it's chopped. It's chopped. Yeah, over thirty chopped. They said.

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<v Speaker 2>There's an article out that over thirty percent of gen

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<v Speaker 2>Z feels that cash is cringe and they don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to have anything to do with it. They don't. They're there.

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<v Speaker 2>Some of them are awkward, they're weirded out by by

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<v Speaker 2>the side of cash. Their anxieties go up, and I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know whether it's it's because they don't know where

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<v Speaker 2>it's been. That's okay, So so that that was my

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<v Speaker 2>other suspicion is that they start sweating because they don't

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<v Speaker 2>know how to remember what I get. A few times

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<v Speaker 2>on this podcast, we've had examples of people like miscounting

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<v Speaker 2>the change. They can't make change of one hundred, change

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<v Speaker 2>of a twenty, change of fifty. I think that makes

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<v Speaker 2>them sweat because they don't they're not used to it,

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<v Speaker 2>and they're afraid they're going to fuck it up. But

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<v Speaker 2>there's that, But a lot of them, some of them say, oh, yeah, well,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know where this dollar that you know, this

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<v Speaker 2>money has been. Has this been in a stripper's ass crack,

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<v Speaker 2>you know where you know what, filthy, unsavory places, and

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<v Speaker 2>now I'm handling this money. But yeah, they if you

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<v Speaker 2>google that cash is cringe gen z. We're you know,

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<v Speaker 2>and you know it's cringe up until you're a server

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<v Speaker 2>or a waiter or a bartender and you get tipped

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<v Speaker 2>in cash. Because if you get tipped in cash, you

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<v Speaker 2>don't have to pay the processing fee on the credit card,

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<v Speaker 2>which a lot of businesses and employers passed that fucking

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<v Speaker 2>fee on to the employee. So if you know, and

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<v Speaker 2>it seems to me that gen Z are the ones

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<v Speaker 2>that are in those server roles and those bartender roles,

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<v Speaker 2>so they should get over it real quick and start

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<v Speaker 2>appreciating cash and and how and how can gen z

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<v Speaker 2>work as strippers If I put a dollar bill in

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<v Speaker 2>your g string and you're like, oh, no, cash is cringe, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>give me a dollar bill back. I did get a

1:10:50.880 --> 1:10:54.960
<v Speaker 2>really dirty look at the strip club. No bill bill

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<v Speaker 2>was one hundred bucks. We gave we gave were paid

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<v Speaker 2>by credit card, but we put the twenty in cash.

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<v Speaker 2>We gave it to her and she was like kind

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<v Speaker 2>of weirded out by it. I'm like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>that's free, right to go. This is one of those

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<v Speaker 2>this is one of those moments. First of all that

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<v Speaker 2>I'm thinking like, oh my god, this is one of

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<v Speaker 2>those cashes cringe people. She must be one of the

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<v Speaker 2>thirty percent. But when she took the money, I'm thinking like,

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<v Speaker 2>had we put the fucking money at the twenty dollars

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<v Speaker 2>on the credit card, her employer would have charged her

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<v Speaker 2>the processing fee and she would have gotten less than

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<v Speaker 2>twenty dollars. She would have gotten like seventeen whatever, whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>it is. I don't think they charge you for a process.

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<v Speaker 2>They do the server, employee, employers. I just said it earlier.

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<v Speaker 2>You'd have missed when I said, oh no, no, to

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<v Speaker 2>go back and add a tip. I don't think this

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<v Speaker 2>is you play with pay with the names card. There's

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<v Speaker 2>a processing fee right the business. The businesses lose money,

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<v Speaker 2>so what are they gonna do. They're gonna and you

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<v Speaker 2>put twenty dollars tip on there that comes out of

1:11:59.479 --> 1:12:03.040
<v Speaker 2>the server pocket. They think you're wrong. It's not tax

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<v Speaker 2>processing fee, the processing fee for the purchase. But I

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<v Speaker 2>don't think the tip is. Hold on, there's no tax

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<v Speaker 2>on tips anymore. That's been abolished. It's not the tax.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not tax, dude, hold on, it's the credit card

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<v Speaker 2>processing fee, folks. That's what I'm looking up. I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>say anything about the hold on, dude, I already know

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<v Speaker 2>it is. What do you what are you trying to

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<v Speaker 2>fact check me, you dick, because because I like facts,

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<v Speaker 2>you are correct. Of course I'm correct. I would just

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<v Speaker 2>spew terrible. Of course it's terrible, and employers aren't gonna

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<v Speaker 2>take the hit. They passed that on to the employee

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<v Speaker 2>that got the tip. So hey, assholes who hate cash.

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<v Speaker 2>You're losing money if it goes on the credit card.

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<v Speaker 2>Take the fucking cash and deal with it. Hey, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna say this. I've said it before, and if they're

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<v Speaker 2>a sponsor in this podcast, I apologize. But fuck credit cards.

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<v Speaker 2>They charge you, they charge Look, first of all, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't appreciate businesses charging me the fee for the credit card.

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<v Speaker 2>You want to be in business and use credit cards

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<v Speaker 2>where I can then pay you for my food more easily.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the processing for you should pay. However, to add

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<v Speaker 2>a tip to a server, credit card companies to absolutely

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<v Speaker 2>not be charging three percent for what amounts to no

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<v Speaker 2>effort on their part other than allowing you to add money.

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<v Speaker 2>That's bullshit. Of course it's bullshit. B And then and

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<v Speaker 2>then when that server can't afford to pay a credit

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<v Speaker 2>card bill or his credit card bill, what do they do?

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<v Speaker 2>They charge them nineteen to twenty nine percent Like the

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<v Speaker 2>fucking mob. You can get your knees broken for a

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<v Speaker 2>lower interest rate than credit card companies charge you, and

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<v Speaker 2>then a lower extortion a lower extortion rate. Oh, what's

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<v Speaker 2>in your wallet? I don't know, celebrity, you know it's

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<v Speaker 2>not in my wallet. A billion fucking dollars like you have.

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<v Speaker 2>So don't be doing credit card commercials where you can

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<v Speaker 2>pay yours and I can and now I'm paying twenty

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<v Speaker 2>nine percent interest and I'll never get off from one

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<v Speaker 2>of those credit card bills. Never. So I don't care

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<v Speaker 2>if you're at a restaurant, Oh, I with my cash back.

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<v Speaker 2>What's his name, the comic, the little short guy, Kevin Hart,

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<v Speaker 2>Kevin Hart. Hey, Kevin Hart. I'm glad you're a multi

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<v Speaker 2>millionaire and you're sitting at a cafe and you go

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<v Speaker 2>into Lakers games whatever, you're getting your cash backing. You're

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<v Speaker 2>cash backing. That's great, Kevin Hart. I'm cash backing. Who's

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<v Speaker 2>cash backing with me? You know what? I'm giving my

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<v Speaker 2>cash back to the credit card company because it charges

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<v Speaker 2>me twenty five percent interest. I'm sorry, twenty four point

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<v Speaker 2>nine nine percent interest. The Smoking Mirror show, bro. It's

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<v Speaker 2>like because they're they're they're they're like saying, oh, look

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<v Speaker 2>at the shiny little toy over here, which is cash

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<v Speaker 2>back and points and miles and earning. Yeah, you get

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<v Speaker 2>three percent. You have to pay that balance from month

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<v Speaker 2>to month, and you're you're fucking you're underwater. And you'll

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<v Speaker 2>you'll you'll never catch up. Yeah, don't fall for that. Now. Look,

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<v Speaker 2>if you have someone who pays your credit card bills

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<v Speaker 2>like like clockwork, that's me, God blessed. Get the mileage

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<v Speaker 2>you get you three saying, yeah, I'm bound fucking bucking

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<v Speaker 2>the system with that. I don't care. What they do

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<v Speaker 2>is zero percent interest for eighteen months, but bounce transfer.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah that's terrific. It's great. Then when the eighteen months

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<v Speaker 2>is up, thirty percent interest on that money, No, you

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<v Speaker 2>better get that you get paid. Don't get that paid

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<v Speaker 2>off within those fucking within those thirty months, absolutely, or

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<v Speaker 2>get another zero percent and transfer to that one. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>play the game. Thanks for listening to the Finance Guys podcast.

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