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Speaker 1: Is there a day that goes by on this show

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Speaker 1: where we don't talk about Ai Brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the morning.

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Speaker 2: Ai has told us to talk about them.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I mean it's literally everywhere. It's in our cars, in

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Speaker 1: our toys, and when it comes to our appliances, it's

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Speaker 1: been in those for years.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 1: And frankly they're getting too smart.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And I know that because a woman bought a smart

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Speaker 1: fridge recently and she's about to get a call from

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Speaker 1: the manufacturer to say, thanks to your fridge. We know

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Speaker 1: what's really going on inside your home and we are worried.

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Speaker 1: H's your phone tap right now?

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Speaker 2: Brooking Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, is this Faby Hart? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Hi, Hi, Faby.

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Speaker 3: This is Divina with World Appliances. You recently purchased a

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Speaker 3: few items from us, not too long ago.

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Speaker 2: Do I have that right? Yes, I did, fantastic.

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Speaker 3: So the reason for my call is, in the middle

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Speaker 3: of the night yesterday, your fridge sent us an appliance

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Speaker 3: to stress signal. What it usually just means a fridge

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Speaker 3: door has been left open too long or maybe something

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Speaker 3: heavy fell inside, but not this time.

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Speaker 4: I mean everything's fine.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know it would alert you.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they check in all the time.

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Speaker 3: And your fridge actually sent us pictures pictures of what. Well.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to alarm you, but it shows a

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Speaker 3: very old woman I'm guessing sixties or seventies with glasses

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Speaker 3: opening the fridge to get a snack in the middle.

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Speaker 2: Of the night. Excuse me, Are you aware.

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Speaker 3: Of someone breaking into your home? An intruder or no,

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Speaker 3: one broke into my home.

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Speaker 4: That was probably me.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I'm not in my sixties.

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Speaker 2: Oh, oh, fifties. I am so sorry about no.

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Speaker 4: Wow, that is so rude. I don't even know why

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Speaker 4: you're guessing my age. But no, I'm in my forties.

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Speaker 3: Like, oh, I am so sorry about that. The pictures

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Speaker 3: were in black and white, very hard to see.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry. Can you just tell me? Why are you

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Speaker 4: calling me again?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 3: So, at this point, I do need to tell you

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Speaker 3: that your refrigerator has initiated a grievance.

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Speaker 4: A grievance what does that even mean?

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Speaker 3: Basically, the fridge doors are opening and closing too often,

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Speaker 3: and it can't routinely cool. And I don't want to

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Speaker 3: say this, but maybe you're snacking too much.

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Speaker 4: Excuse me, that is so rude. I don't snack too much.

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Speaker 4: I eat a regular amount. The doors aren't opening and

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Speaker 4: closing too much.

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Speaker 2: Totally, totally, and I felt that even saying that.

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Speaker 4: It doesn't sound like it. It sounds like you're having

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Speaker 4: fun with this.

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Speaker 2: Actually it's not me, it's just your fridge.

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Speaker 4: Well, I don't appreciate the fridge tattling on me because

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Speaker 4: you know what, I own it and whatever I want

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Speaker 4: to do with it, that's what I do.

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Speaker 3: Okay, then you're not gonna want to hear this, but

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Speaker 3: I do have to tell you that I'm very concerned

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Speaker 3: your fridge is about to enter a stage one protest.

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Speaker 3: But stay one protest of what it's a fridge.

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Speaker 2: It's a smart fridge. It's not a fridge. Okay, it's

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Speaker 2: not just a smart It.

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Speaker 4: Wouldn't be doing this. It would just make food cold.

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Speaker 3: And that's it.

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Speaker 2: And that's the problem.

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Speaker 3: In a stage one protest, it will attempt cold air withholding,

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Speaker 3: so it stops being a refrigerator only.

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Speaker 2: After seven pm.

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Speaker 4: That's after seven So my food goes that after seven pm. Well,

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Speaker 4: what's much sense if that.

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Speaker 3: Make I'm just trying to let you know what is

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Speaker 3: going on and what your smart fridge is programmed to do?

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Speaker 4: Okay, let me have you move in charge here, me

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Speaker 4: or the machine, because it sounds like to me, you're

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Speaker 4: choosing the machine over me.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, this is not good.

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Speaker 4: You're right, this is not good. This is awful.

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Speaker 3: No, no, I just got another alert and it appears

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Speaker 3: that your smart fridge is attempting to communicate with your

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Speaker 3: other appliances.

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Speaker 2: What's not good?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, your dishwasher just sent a message to your fridge

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Speaker 3: labeled stay strong, brother.

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Speaker 4: What in the world is going on right now?

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Speaker 3: I see this every so often, where these smart appliances

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Speaker 3: will do what they need to do when they think

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Speaker 3: they're in a hostile work environment.

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Speaker 4: As the work environment, I mean, I am literally just

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Speaker 4: getting up in the middle of the night to get

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Speaker 4: a snack.

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Speaker 2: I get it.

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Speaker 4: It's not assil I.

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Speaker 2: Get what you're saying.

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Speaker 3: But just for safety precautions, we probably need to reach

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Speaker 3: out to your neighbors about this.

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Speaker 4: My neighbor, what are my neighbors need to do with

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Speaker 4: my fridge? Doesn't make any sense.

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Speaker 2: Your appliances could contact their appliances via Wi Fi. You'd

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Speaker 2: have a full on coup and nobody wants that.

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Speaker 4: So my refrigerat goes on my neighbor's refrigerator not to

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Speaker 4: be a refrigerator because I got a snack in the

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Speaker 4: middle of the night. I wanted an apple.

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Speaker 2: I wanted an I'd.

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Speaker 3: Seen one more alert microwave requesting meeting with management.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, do.

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Speaker 4: You know how stupid that sounds?

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I do know that, and so does your

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Speaker 3: husband Tony, because he's the one that set you up

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Speaker 3: for this prank phone call. Wait what this is actually

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Speaker 3: Brooke for the radio show Broke at Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: I don't I don't know anything about your smart PHAs.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, Oh my gosh. I was like pouring

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Speaker 4: my head. I was like, I listen, I'm not very

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Speaker 4: tex stavvy, but this is crazy.

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Speaker 2: I oh, listen, listen. I would never shame a snacker ever,

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Speaker 2: you know what, miss me.

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Speaker 4: Also, Mosa, everything you said is when you said I

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Speaker 4: was sixty seventy years old, Like, oh my god, that

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Speaker 4: is so like, I don't care about the appliances that

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Speaker 4: you're gonna come from my age, Like, no way, no,

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Speaker 4: you know.

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Speaker 2: We never look good in front of our fridges, Am

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Speaker 2: I right?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 3: No, we don't.

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Speaker 2: I've broken Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties