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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson with one eight hundred duy away. Not

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Speaker 1: Getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: but if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away on the twenties.

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Speaker 1: I thank you for calling me. This is Jake speaking.

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Speaker 1: How can I help you? Hi, Jake, my name is

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Speaker 1: Cameron Day and I would like to make a complaint. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry to hear that, sir. I'm sure I'll be

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Speaker 1: happy to help you resolve that. What seems to be

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Speaker 1: the problem. Well, first of all, I want you to

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Speaker 1: understand something. Okay. I love your store and the service

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Speaker 1: here is always impeccable. I'm happy to hear that. Yeah. Well,

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Speaker 1: that being said, your restroom facilities leave a lot to

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Speaker 1: be desired. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, sir. Um

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Speaker 1: what exactly is wrong with them? Well, just a few

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Speaker 1: minutes ago I went into the restroom near the men's

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Speaker 1: clothing department and I was appalled at what I saw.

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Speaker 1: And what was that? Well there are no hand washing stations,

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Speaker 1: no paper towels, no toilet paper, nothing. Wow, I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: to hear that, sir. We we try to make sure

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Speaker 1: to keep all those things maintained. Yeah, well, I'm in

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Speaker 1: here right now. Still there is nothing, no hand sanitizer.

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Speaker 1: All there is in here is a full length mirror,

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Speaker 1: a few hangers. There's no water, no plumbing. Are you

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Speaker 1: guys doing some renovations or something I should have known about?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry? Do you mean the water isn't working, the

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Speaker 1: fosses aren't turning on? Or are they backed up? What's

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Speaker 1: the problem? No, I mean there's no plumbing in the

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Speaker 1: walls or anything. I'm in this. It's it's a There's

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Speaker 1: a full length mirror, a little area to sit, and

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Speaker 1: a few hangers and some some little pins that go

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Speaker 1: in clothing laying around too. Um, I think I know

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Speaker 1: what's going on here. I think I do too. Your

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Speaker 1: department store is steadily going downhill. I think that's obvious. Um, sir,

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Speaker 1: Based on your description, I think there's a chance you

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Speaker 1: might not actually be in the men's room. Is there

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Speaker 1: any chance you took a wrong turn ended up in

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Speaker 1: the changing room instead, because that sounds a lot more

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Speaker 1: like what you're described. No, I'm definitely in the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: I have to be in the bathroom because I've gone

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Speaker 1: to the bathroom twice now and I have there's nothing. Wait,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry I didn't follow that last part. I said,

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Speaker 1: I've gone to the bathroom twice, and I would like

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Speaker 1: it maybe an attendant to bring me some toilet paper

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Speaker 1: or something, or some cleaning products. I mean, it is

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Speaker 1: disgusting in here. You went to the bathroom, in the

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Speaker 1: bathroom or in the changing room. I'm where I'm standing

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Speaker 1: right now. Your bathroom, the one that has no toilets,

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Speaker 1: no sinks, just a mirror of a place to sit.

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Speaker 1: I've gone to the bathroom twice and I need to

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Speaker 1: clean up. And that's where you went to the bathroom, Yes,

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Speaker 1: in the room with no toilet, but with a mirror, right,

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Speaker 1: And I don't know why you would have a bathroom

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Speaker 1: like that here. Oh okay, wow, this is not good. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to ask you the question here because

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Speaker 1: I'm obviously gonna have to send some people in there.

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Speaker 1: Did you how do I say, go number one or

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Speaker 1: number two? Well, I guess I went number three? Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, didn't I meaning number one and number right? Wow? Okay,

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Speaker 1: and it's everywhere. I don't know why you guys don't

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Speaker 1: have toilets in your bathroom. Okay, sir, we have toilets

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Speaker 1: in our bathroom, you know, you know, standing here and

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Speaker 1: no toilet. Okay, sir, I'm truly very hard to keep

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Speaker 1: my composure here. But if you go into a room

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Speaker 1: and there's no toilet there, then that's probably not a

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Speaker 1: bathroom and you probably shouldn't use it for one. Oh,

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Speaker 1: are you saying make it a bathroom? Okay? Are you

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Speaker 1: saying the customer is wrong? It kind of sounds like

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Speaker 1: in this case. Yeah, as far as I'm concerned, the

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Speaker 1: customer is allway is right? Not when they decide to

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Speaker 1: poop in a changing room. No, they're not right then. Okay,

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Speaker 1: well what if they decide the changing room it's the

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Speaker 1: bathroom and then they poop in it? What? No, that's

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Speaker 1: oh my god. This is the bottom line. Is I

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Speaker 1: need you to come and clean this up. No, I'm

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Speaker 1: not coming down there to deal with anything you did. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to come down and touch any of

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Speaker 1: your stuff. And in fact, i'm calling security right now

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Speaker 1: they can deal with you. I'm done with it. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm done with this too, and that's why I'm going

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Speaker 1: to let you know. This is a prank. Phone call.

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Speaker 1: I what, Yeah, this is actually Jewbil from Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewil in the morning doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Your coworker Beth set you up like it's a joke.

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Speaker 1: A minute, it's a joke. She told me that you'd

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Speaker 1: get a lot of customer complaints, so she wanted to

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Speaker 1: mess with I had no idea what to do. Took

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Speaker 1: a dump in the dressing room. Well, you could start

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Speaker 1: by getting some toilets in there. I think. Wake up

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Speaker 1: every morning with Jubil Funk taps weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 1: Holy On removing ninety two point five