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Speaker 1: All right, Steve, this is from Nikita in Oaklawn. Nikita writes,

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Speaker 1: I have three roommates, and one of my roommate's dad's

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Speaker 1: invited me out for coffee and he told me he'd

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Speaker 1: pay all of my bills if I would go away

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Speaker 1: with him for the weekend. He said he wants to

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Speaker 1: get to know me. He said. Stranger things have happened,

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Speaker 1: so I shouldn't be worried about what other people will say.

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Speaker 1: He is very sexy and single, older man. But it's

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Speaker 1: my friend's dad. I'm twenty nine and I just broke

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Speaker 1: up with my boyfriend because he cheated. Should I go

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Speaker 1: see what's up with this older gentleman?

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Speaker 2: I think you going? You know, I appreciate the letter,

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Speaker 2: but I think you gone. Where y'all going?

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Speaker 1: He didn't say, they're just going, uh, spend the time

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Speaker 1: for the weekend.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she gone? She gon'de? Does she sound like it's

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Speaker 2: her friend? And yeah, it's going to create a problem, y'all.

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Speaker 2: Not Finn be friends, No mo, your roommates when she

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Speaker 2: find out. No, so understand that that's that's gonna be.

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Speaker 2: But now here's the deal. You may not need to

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Speaker 2: be roommates because you're gonna have your own place.

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Speaker 3: With your bills paid, and then Day didn't need to

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Speaker 3: stop this.

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Speaker 2: He really yeah, yeah, okay, well let me just put

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Speaker 2: it ready. The Lord knew not to make me a

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Speaker 2: girl because I'm on the trip.

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Speaker 1: Apartment.

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Speaker 2: Man, Come on, I'm getting off Struggle Street right now.

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Speaker 2: But no, realistically, man, you gotta consider your friendship with

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Speaker 2: the girl. What it means I got the dude that

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Speaker 2: is together. You know, the old cast can be pretty

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Speaker 2: fly when they want to, and they and they know

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Speaker 2: debate to dangle it in front of you to get

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Speaker 2: you to react, but it's gonna be that's gonna be

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Speaker 2: the situation.

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Speaker 1: And if you know, yeah, that's like saying, don't let

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Speaker 1: the girl will come between your friendship.

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Speaker 2: If we probably ain't gonna be fresh.

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Speaker 1: That you shouldn't know. Isn't that bro cold?

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Speaker 2: Well, well, it's bro code if that's his If that's

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Speaker 2: your boy his girlfriend and that's your boy, you.

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Speaker 1: Can't do so. If it was three guys in y'all

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Speaker 1: were roommates and you had an opportunity to go with

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Speaker 1: the one of your roommate's mother.

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Speaker 3: How long we've been a roommates, how long we've been

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Speaker 3: doing that?

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Speaker 1: Do How fine is this? Mama?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never had a roommate mama I was attracted

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Speaker 2: to at all. Ever, Elf, I have never seen that before,

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Speaker 2: so that would be my first whom who mama you

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Speaker 2: talking about?

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Speaker 3: Real?

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Speaker 1: Fan?

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Speaker 2: We gotta think about this. We really, I don't have one.

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Speaker 2: I don't have one friend who mama was ever fine.

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Speaker 2: I've never had a partner who had a fine mama.

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Speaker 3: Elf.

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Speaker 1: So think back to when you were in college and

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Speaker 1: I knew he was struggling.

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Speaker 2: Y'all were struggling. Everybody mama in college looked like they mama.

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Speaker 2: I looked like a couple of them looked like their grandmama.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, No, I go through all my mamas, all

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Speaker 2: my dudes. I grew up with everybody. I ain't never

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Speaker 2: I never had a friend mama that was fine. Now

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Speaker 2: I knew one dude that had a fine mama, but

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Speaker 2: I we wasn't friends.

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Speaker 3: Oh and my son went out of town with her.

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Speaker 2: Oh, no, been going You know. My Sunday school teacher

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Speaker 2: was twenty years old and I was eight. Lord, Lord,

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Speaker 2: I had a crush on her.

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 2: I couldn't believe man, she wore fish net stockings and

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Speaker 2: would sit on the table and cross her legs. And

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Speaker 2: she had a lengthy dress across her legs on fish

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Speaker 2: net stockings and be taking month the Bible. I never

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Speaker 2: cared about Jesus.

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Speaker 3: She's not in the Bible.

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Speaker 1: Yes, since.

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Speaker 2: I never cared about Jesus.

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Speaker 3: More.

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Speaker 2: She was talking and Ike has his card class and

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Speaker 2: she was one of the lead singers.

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Speaker 1: In your Dad's Favorite Soloists.

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Speaker 3: Right man sang and she was fine. She had blonde

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Speaker 3: streaks in our health because my mom's.

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Speaker 2: Sister didn't do none of that blonde streaks move.

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Speaker 1: She fins all right. Coming up at twenty minutes after

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Speaker 1: be Our we will have more of this ignorance gold

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